1
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(whimsical music)

2
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(haunting choral music)

3
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(suspenseful music)

4
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(lively banjo music)

5
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- Coolum Tree Exterminators.

6
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Oh, hi Mom, yeah.

7
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No, I didn't forget.

8
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Mother's Day is tomorrow.

9
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No, you're looking at the
sun setting, Mom, not rising.

10
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You're confused.

11
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Yeah, yeah, I'll be around
first thing in the morning

12
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to cook you pancakes,
that's right.

13
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Yeah, of course
I'll bring flowers.

14
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(creature moaning)

15
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No, Mom, I don't hate you.

16
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That's Sean, your other son.

17
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You're confused again, yeah.

18
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Look, Mom, I gotta go.

19
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I gotta clear a
row of 15 footers.

20
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Yeah, okay, bye.

21
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(creature moaning)

22
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(branch thuds)

23
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- [Man] Hello, I need your help!

24
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- [Woman] My books are
reading themselves.

25
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- [Male] My truck's
stolen itself!

26
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- [Female] The costume
shelf comes alive at night.

27
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- [Gentleman] My glasses
are making me see.

28
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(haunting choral music)

29
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- Come on, darling, I don't
want you to die, Tiff.

30
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I got a beautiful
name too for you.

31
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Just like Audrey Hepburn,
you're just as beautiful.

32
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I don't want you
to die, darling.

33
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Just show some signs of life.

34
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I know Banks didn't
water you, come on.

35
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- Gregor, I am really busy
over there with stuff.

36
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- Yeah, too busy
to water Tiffany.

37
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Now she's dead.

38
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This is what makes me seriously

39
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think about us getting a dog.

40
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(telephone buzzing)

41
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What is it?

42
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- It's from Kath.

43
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- Ah.

44
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- Thanks for the
flowers, they're lovely.

45
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Bit confused though.

46
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- Well, that's
good, isn't it, eh?

47
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Now you'll be able to get
your rocks off (laughs).

48
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- Did you send Kath flowers?

49
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- I said it was you.

50
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- Why?

51
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- Well, you haven't spoken
since last grabbing dinner date.

52
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- No, no, that's not helping.

53
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- Don't worry,
she'll love the card.

54
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- What, what card?

55
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- A picture of two naked old
people jumping into a pool.

56
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(Toby sighs)

57
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Was about freedom or
something stupid like that.

58
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- No.

59
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- Oh, she'll love it.

60
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- Yep, great, of
course she will.

61
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- Well, why don't
you text her back?

62
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You do like her, don't ya?

63
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- Hmm, I don't know.

64
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- [Gregor] Or are ya chicken?

65
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- Shh, get lost.

66
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(Gregor clucking)
(telephone ringing)

67
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Hello, Coolum Beach
Police, Banks speaking.

68
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Sorry?

69
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You've been attacked by a tree?

70
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- What type of tree?

71
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(suspenseful music)

72
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- So, is that your
whole statement?

73
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That ah, the universe is
taking revenge on you,

74
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because you kill
trees for a living?

75
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- Not the whole universe.

76
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Just the tree that attacked me.

77
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- Silly me.

78
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- Took me spray pack too.

79
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- Did it?

80
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- [Gregor] Hey, Banks, you
better check this shit out.

81
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- Not you, Ed, not you.

82
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Policeman, victim,
investigating, convalescing.

83
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(suspenseful music)

84
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Did you plant this?

85
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- I cut trees down, mate.

86
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I don't plant them.

87
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- (sniffs) Oh, do
you smell that?

88
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- I think the tree
hit Ed so hard

89
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that he might've um, eh,
number twoed himself.

90
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- [Ed] Do you guys smell
that funny smell too?

91
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- Poor bugger
doesn't even know it.

92
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(haunting choral music)

93
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Did you texted back Kath yet?

94
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- No.

95
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- I understand (chuckles).

96
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Be pretty hard to follow
my limerick (laughs).

97
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- What, what, you
wrote her a poem?

98
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- A limerick is not a poem.

99
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- Oh, God, what did you say?

100
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What did you say?

101
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- Em, there was a
young lass from Angina.

102
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- What, Jesus,
no, no, no, Jesus.

103
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You, you honestly wrote that?

104
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- Well, could I just
tell you the last bit?

105
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- No!

106
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(tires screeching)
(both grunting)

107
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(Toby grunting)

108
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(man groaning)

109
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Hello, hello, can,
can you hear me?

110
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Ah, I'm a police officer.

111
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Um, can you tell me
what's happened here?

112
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- I was hit by a tree.
- What sort of tree?

113
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- I didn't see.

114
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I stopped to take a piss.

115
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- Hey, hey, hey, Jesus,
don't be boorish.

116
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- Sorry, well, I was
going number one.

117
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I heard something
like, like breathing.

118
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When I turned around, a
tree took a swing at me.

119
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Knocked me out cold.

120
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I just don't know why
it would attack me.

121
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- Did you leave your truck open?

122
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- Oh no, oh no, it's gone!

123
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- What's gone?

124
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- My mulcher.

125
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- Oh, ah, okay, come, come on.

126
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That's, that's all right.

127
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The most important
thing's that you're safe.

128
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A mulcher's replaceable.

129
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- Not this one.

130
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I'm in so much trouble.

131
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I can't get fired
again, I can't (crying).

132
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- Okay, okay, that's
okay, come on.

133
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(man crying)

134
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Okay.

135
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- [Man] Thank you.

136
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- You better check
this shit out, Banks.

137
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It's the same tree
as the other one.

138
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- Hmm, oh, same smell.

139
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- Yeah, maybe he's
number twoed himself too.

140
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- Hmm, yep, I think so.

141
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(suspenseful music)

142
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, it's the soil.

143
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- [Gregor] Hmm?

144
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- It's the soil, smell that.

145
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- I can't.

146
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- Well, just smell it quickly.

147
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- I can't!

148
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- What's wrong with
you, just smell it.

149
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- I can't, I'm anosmic!

150
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I can't smell, okay?

151
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- Here's my card in case
you find my mulcher.

152
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- I've already told
you I can't smell!

153
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Just get off me back!

154
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I can't smell.

155
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- Okay, I know.

156
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(suspenseful music)

157
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- You've got no idea what it's
like for my people, Banks.

158
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The stares, the whispers,

159
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being made to sit in
the back of the bus.

160
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But you, you learn to cope.

161
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You sharpen your other senses.

162
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That's why I do my eye exercises
every morning, you know?

163
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(mysterious music)

164
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- Yep, yes, I know those ones.

165
00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:05,203
Look, Gregor, I'm, I'm
sorry you can't smell.

166
00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,600
- Well, the next
time you yell at me

167
00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,530
when I park in a disabled
spot, think again.

168
00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:11,873
Now here, I want
you to smell this.

169
00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,327
(Gregor sniffs)

170
00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,673
Now, relax, son, close your
eyes and concentrate, now sniff.

171
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(Gregor sniffs)

172
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(Gregor groans)

173
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What do you smell?

174
00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,603
- Ugh, manure?

175
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- (scoffs) Focus, son, focus.

176
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You need to smell deeper.

177
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Is there a trace of herring,
or a note of herring?

178
00:07:31,067 --> 00:07:33,397
(Gregor sniffs deeply)

179
00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,070
- Ah, it, actually,
I think I do.

180
00:07:36,067 --> 00:07:37,067
- Sulfur?

181
00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,527
- Yes, definitely.

182
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- Good, good, what
about licorice?

183
00:07:39,767 --> 00:07:42,097
- No, not, not licorice,
um (sniffs deeply).

184
00:07:44,067 --> 00:07:44,867
- What?

185
00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,530
- Cinnamon.

186
00:07:49,067 --> 00:07:50,867
- There's only one
florist in Coolum

187
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that mixes herring with
sulfur and cinnamon.

188
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(suspenseful music)

189
00:08:02,533 --> 00:08:05,873
- Adrian's Enchanted
Florist, ah.

190
00:08:05,867 --> 00:08:07,327
(knocking on window)

191
00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:10,673
(haunting choral music)

192
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:14,167
Ah, we might have
to try him at home.

193
00:08:14,167 --> 00:08:16,497
- No, this is his home.

194
00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:19,400
He used to live here with his
mother till about a year ago

195
00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:20,900
when she passed over.

196
00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:27,400
Now he lives here all
alone, masturbating.

197
00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:30,073
(thunder rumbling)

198
00:08:30,067 --> 00:08:31,767
- Well, he's not here now.

199
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We'll have to come
back in the morning.

200
00:08:35,667 --> 00:08:38,867
(glass crashing)
(Gregor grunting)

201
00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:40,127
Gregor!

202
00:08:40,133 --> 00:08:40,973
- [Gregor] (laughing) A beauty!

203
00:08:40,967 --> 00:08:43,197
- Gregor, far out!

204
00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,430
You're breaking and entering.

205
00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:46,573
- No, we're breaking
and entering.

206
00:08:46,567 --> 00:08:48,967
- No, we are leaving now!

207
00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:51,467
- Banks, there's a
tree on the loose.

208
00:08:51,467 --> 00:08:53,867
- Adrian has done nothing wrong.

209
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,827
He's just, ew, (sniffs), oh.

210
00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:59,133
- Ah, you can smell
it, can't you?

211
00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:01,303
I told you Adrian's got
something to do with this.

212
00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,600
- Doesn't matter,
it does not matter!

213
00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,100
We can't be doing this!

214
00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:07,130
Okay, I'm gonna leave an
apology note for the door.

215
00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:10,073
(thunder crashing)

216
00:09:12,967 --> 00:09:17,367
Ah, is this the card
that you got for Kath?

217
00:09:17,367 --> 00:09:19,527
- Yeah, similar, but
mine was funnier.

218
00:09:19,533 --> 00:09:21,073
You can see his wang (laughs).

219
00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:27,630
- [Toby] Dear Adrian, sorry
Gregor threw a bin at your door.

220
00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:29,603
- So this is where
it gets its food.

221
00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,800
- Where what gets its food?

222
00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,070
- The tree, it needs soil.

223
00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,430
- Do not go back there, Gregor.

224
00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:38,103
Gregor, do not go
back there (sighs)!

225
00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:43,073
(Gregor grunts)
(flashlight thuds)

226
00:09:43,067 --> 00:09:46,067
(suspenseful music)

227
00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:54,970
- [Gregor] You better
check this shit out, Banks.

228
00:09:54,967 --> 00:09:57,827
(Toby groans)

229
00:09:57,833 --> 00:09:59,803
- Gregor, what did I just say?

230
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,300
What did I just say?

231
00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:03,630
Did you just break
something else?

232
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:04,833
The stolen mulcher.

233
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,130
It's Adrian, he's
been doing this?

234
00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,600
- I always thought he was human.

235
00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,630
- He's not a tree.

236
00:10:12,633 --> 00:10:13,573
He's a criminal.

237
00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:15,527
- Yeah, a criminal tree.

238
00:10:15,533 --> 00:10:17,173
- [Toby] Why would
Adrian steal a mulcher?

239
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,367
- Well, maybe he's cutter.

240
00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,667
You know, a self-harmer?

241
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:22,127
Probably weeding
himself right now.

242
00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,703
- Gregor, Adrian is not a tree.

243
00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:26,700
(creature moaning)

244
00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,130
(branch thuds)
(Toby grunts)

245
00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:33,603
- [Gregor] Banks, Banks,
Toby Banks, are you awake?

246
00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:37,233
- Hmm, what?

247
00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:39,403
- We have to loosen these ropes.

248
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,100
Reach into me pocket and
you'll find me lucky charm.

249
00:10:43,633 --> 00:10:46,003
Eh, not that lucky charm.

250
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000
Me jacket pocket.

251
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,100
(Adrian humming)

252
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,370
- Adrian?

253
00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,300
Listen, you, you could be
in serious trouble for this.

254
00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,400
You, you've just assaulted
a police officer.

255
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,100
- Yeah, and a
night security man.

256
00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,230
- I'm not here to harm you.

257
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,303
I'm here to save you.

258
00:11:10,300 --> 00:11:11,930
- Are you gonna save me too?

259
00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:15,130
Please, save me first.

260
00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:16,433
- I'm gonna save everyone.

261
00:11:17,533 --> 00:11:19,403
- (chuckles) Thank heavens.

262
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,670
- Adrian, what're
you talking about?

263
00:11:21,667 --> 00:11:26,667
- Everyday, you murder,
rape, and burn down trees.

264
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,130
- I do not rape trees.

265
00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,903
- Is that why you
eh, you assaulted

266
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,770
the tree lopper and
the mulcher guy?

267
00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:36,267
- They got what they deserved.

268
00:11:37,467 --> 00:11:40,397
And I can't have their
kind around tomorrow.

269
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,200
- Mother's Day?

270
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:43,933
- Yes.

271
00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:46,897
- Put it back.

272
00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:50,697
- Adrian, what happens tomorrow?

273
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:55,670
- Tomorrow everyone in
Coolum will turn into trees.

274
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,073
(Gregor chuckles)

275
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:02,067
- I knew this was gonna
happen eventually.

276
00:12:02,067 --> 00:12:03,867
- Really, how, how did,
how did you know that?

277
00:12:03,867 --> 00:12:07,967
- Ah, I just been
thinking about it.

278
00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:10,497
- Good, good use of time.

279
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:14,373
(thunder crashing)

280
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,297
(plant whimpering)

281
00:12:20,433 --> 00:12:22,073
- Thank you for your sacrifice.

282
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:25,167
It won't be
forgotten, my darling.

283
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:28,067
(machine humming)

284
00:12:36,667 --> 00:12:39,667
(suspenseful music)

285
00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:47,227
- Adrian, you don't look well.

286
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,833
What kind of plant is that?

287
00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,073
- [Adrian] I don't
know its name.

288
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,067
- [Toby] Where,
where did you get it?

289
00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,627
- I found it about a year ago.

290
00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:53,973
Mother's Day was coming up,

291
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:59,797
and I was looking for something
different to surprise her.

292
00:13:00,733 --> 00:13:02,233
Even though she hated surprises.

293
00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:05,073
I found this little beauty
on the side of Mount Coolum.

294
00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:05,867
It was special.

295
00:13:07,067 --> 00:13:10,897
It was like it had just
fallen out of the sky.

296
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,400
I knew Mom would love it.

297
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,230
I knew it, I felt
it, and she did.

298
00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:19,573
(chuckles) But then something
strange started to happen.

299
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:22,927
Mom started to get sick.

300
00:13:22,933 --> 00:13:25,233
- Uh, I'm sorry, Adrian,
ah, my mom got sick too,

301
00:13:25,233 --> 00:13:26,733
and I know what it's, it's like.

302
00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:29,133
It's hard to see someone you
love go through so much pain.

303
00:13:29,133 --> 00:13:29,973
- How dare you!

304
00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,297
- Oh, right, sorry.

305
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,930
- Something beautiful
was happening to her.

306
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,773
The tree was helping
her to evolve.

307
00:13:35,767 --> 00:13:40,767
She was becoming one of them,
a beautiful, voluptuous tree,

308
00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,403
and now, so am I.

309
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,230
- Oh.

310
00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:45,373
=- I'm becoming a tree.

311
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:47,173
- Wow, ugh.

312
00:13:49,133 --> 00:13:50,373
- I've seen this before.

313
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:51,597
- Where have you
seen this before?

314
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,730
The Hardy Family,
you don't know 'em.

315
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,833
- I've extracted liquid
from its branches.

316
00:13:57,300 --> 00:14:00,270
Then tomorrow when the mothers
of Coolum get their flowers,

317
00:14:00,267 --> 00:14:02,067
the flowers will be
sprayed with this,

318
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:07,067
and then when they sniff the
flowers everyone will turn.

319
00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:10,427
The whole of Coolum will
turn into trees (chuckling).

320
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,403
- Oh, sounds great.

321
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:14,870
Nice, ah, all right
(clears throat).

322
00:14:14,867 --> 00:14:18,467
Adrian, I um, I don't know
what's wrong with you exactly.

323
00:14:18,467 --> 00:14:20,097
- That was a
European death knot.

324
00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:23,330
- But um, you're not well
and I'd like to help you,

325
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,973
but first I'm, I'm just
gonna have to arrest you.

326
00:14:25,967 --> 00:14:27,597
- Come any closer and
I'll pull the trigger.

327
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,530
- Don't provoke him.

328
00:14:28,533 --> 00:14:29,503
Don't provoke him, mate!

329
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,300
- I'm warning you, stay back!

330
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,200
My God, look at you.

331
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,700
What a beautiful
tree you will make.

332
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,930
- No!

333
00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:41,073
(liquid hissing)
(Gregor grunting)

334
00:14:41,067 --> 00:14:42,597
- Come on, what, seriously?

335
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,130
(Gregor coughing)

336
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,073
Turn around, I'm
gonna cuff you now.

337
00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,727
(Gregor coughing)

338
00:14:47,733 --> 00:14:49,833
Gregor, Gregor, Gregor.

339
00:14:49,833 --> 00:14:51,673
- I told you to stay back.

340
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,927
(Gregor grunting)

341
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:56,273
(haunting choral music)

342
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,203
- You see, it started.

343
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:05,070
- Adrian, Adrian, he
needs medical help.

344
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,797
- I'm sorry, but this
stage is particularly hard,

345
00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,230
but it's worth the suffering.

346
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:10,603
He'll be the first to turn.

347
00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,300
The first spruce in the glades.

348
00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:14,870
- Please, he's old.

349
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:16,097
- I'm 47.

350
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:17,700
- [Neil] Morning, Adrian!

351
00:15:22,633 --> 00:15:26,233
- Sarge, Sarge, Sarge,
we're in here, help!

352
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:29,703
(Toby grunting)

353
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,930
- [Adrian] Shut up, don't
make a sound. (Toby grunting)

354
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:34,827
- Yo, Adrian!

355
00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,600
- Happy Mother's Day, Sergeant.

356
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,070
- Happy Mother's Day, Adrian.

357
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:42,267
Sorry to pop in.

358
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:45,097
I, I saw your door was
broken, what happened?

359
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,730
- We've got a bit
of a possum problem.

360
00:15:47,733 --> 00:15:50,703
- Really, they did
that to your door?

361
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,730
- Yes.

362
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,703
(suspenseful music)

363
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,630
- Don't you worry.

364
00:15:55,633 --> 00:15:56,803
I'm working night and day

365
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,200
to overturn the
Protected Species Act.

366
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,370
With any luck we'll be skinning

367
00:15:59,367 --> 00:16:00,867
the little bastards
by Christmas.

368
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,467
(Adrian gasps)

369
00:16:02,467 --> 00:16:04,097
Now, ah, I know I'm a bit early,

370
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,800
but I was hoping to pick
up my flowers for Mom.

371
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,800
- Of course.

372
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:16,527
- (chuckles) This is great.

373
00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:20,467
(chuckles) That too, thanks.

374
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,100
(Adrian clears throat)

375
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:26,900
Adrian?

376
00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:29,130
- [Adrian] Yes?

377
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,803
- You look terrible.

378
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,500
- It's the stress
of Mother's Day.

379
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:36,667
- I understand, your mother
was a very attractive lady.

380
00:16:37,900 --> 00:16:38,730
- Thank you.

381
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:42,370
(Toby grunting)

382
00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:45,297
Possums.

383
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:46,130
- Really?

384
00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:47,373
- Yes.

385
00:16:47,367 --> 00:16:48,367
- They're here now?

386
00:16:48,367 --> 00:16:51,067
(Toby grunting)

387
00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:55,797
The best way to handle them
is to grab them by the tail,

388
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,070
and then swing them into a wall.

389
00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,767
- [Adrian] No,
Neil, please wait!

390
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,197
(Toby grunting)

391
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:02,630
- Banks, what're you doing here?

392
00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:05,073
(bat thuds)
(Neil grunts)

393
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,597
- [Toby] Sarge, Sarge, wake up.

394
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,103
(Neil groaning)

395
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,930
(Gregor coughing)

396
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,530
- What've you done, Banks?

397
00:17:16,533 --> 00:17:17,803
- Gregor is sick.

398
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,897
- I'm turning into
a tree (coughing).

399
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:23,100
- He's poisoned him, okay?

400
00:17:23,100 --> 00:17:23,930
He's not listening to me.

401
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:24,773
You're the Sarge.

402
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:25,597
He'll listen to you.

403
00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,533
Mm hmm.

404
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:29,403
- [Neil] Mm hmm.

405
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:30,370
- [Toby] Mm hmm.

406
00:17:30,367 --> 00:17:31,567
- [Neil] Mm hmm, mm hmm.

407
00:17:31,567 --> 00:17:33,097
- Sarge, please.

408
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:36,970
- I don't wanna disturb
him mid bouquet.

409
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:38,067
- Sarge!

410
00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,367
- Shh, shh, shh.

411
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:47,767
Now, Adrian, you listen to me.

412
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:50,733
You listen to me.

413
00:17:51,767 --> 00:17:53,697
You listen to me.

414
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,800
You listen to me, Adrian!

415
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:02,070
(Neil whimpering)

416
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:07,200
(crying) You said it
was possums (crying)!

417
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,530
Possums, you said
possums (crying)!

418
00:18:18,067 --> 00:18:20,967
- [Gregor] (coughing)
I think I'm turning.

419
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,897
- Don't worry, I'm gonna
get you out of here.

420
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,600
Adrian, he needs a drink.

421
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,070
He's gonna dehydrate.

422
00:18:27,067 --> 00:18:29,797
You wouldn't deprive a
tree of water, would you?

423
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:31,300
- Forgive me, of course.

424
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,333
(suspenseful music)

425
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,700
(Adrian and Toby grunting)

426
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:47,367
- Sarge, grab the backpack!

427
00:18:47,367 --> 00:18:49,967
Grab the backpack!

428
00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:51,597
- There were supposed
to be possums!

429
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,230
- [Toby] (grunts) Damn it, Neil!

430
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,703
- It's all right, son.

431
00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:57,200
I'll be with you always.

432
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,330
We'll be the start of a
beautiful forest together.

433
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:04,333
(suspenseful music)

434
00:19:06,633 --> 00:19:08,473
- [Woman] Hello,
is anybody inside?

435
00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:11,367
(crowd chattering)

436
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,300
- There's a crowd out there.

437
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:18,670
What did you do?

438
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:21,067
- Must've been my tweets.

439
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:21,967
I'm not surprised.

440
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,567
I'm pretty funny.

441
00:19:23,567 --> 00:19:25,697
- What, you mean you've had
a phone this whole time,

442
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,230
you haven't told me?

443
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,373
See, this is exactly the kind
of behavior I'm talking about.

444
00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,767
- Well, how come you
haven't got your phone?

445
00:19:30,767 --> 00:19:31,797
- I had to hide it to stop you

446
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,500
from texting Kath all the time!

447
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,170
- Kath, why are
you texting Kath?

448
00:19:35,167 --> 00:19:36,697
- [Gregor] Have
you text her yet?

449
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,800
- Guys, can we just talk
about this later, please?

450
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,670
- I'll be a tree later.

451
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,767
- We'll all be trees later!

452
00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:41,927
Now give me that phone!

453
00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:44,327
Hey, hey!

454
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,733
- No, no, stop, stop!
- You give that to me!

455
00:19:46,733 --> 00:19:48,403
I'm warning you, no!

456
00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,200
- [Toby] Sarge, help me!
- You almost got him, Banks.

457
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:52,330
Don't give up now.

458
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:53,173
- [Gregor] Oh!

459
00:19:53,167 --> 00:19:55,827
(Adrian groans)

460
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,330
- [Gregor] Say cheese.

461
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:05,933
(crowd chattering)

462
00:20:05,933 --> 00:20:06,933
- What happened in there?

463
00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:09,133
Did he threaten you at all?

464
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:11,403
- Can I get some
help here, please?

465
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,900
- He tried to.

466
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,630
He tried to, but it's safe
now, everything's safe.

467
00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:18,003
Um, I was able to take
control of the situation.

468
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,100
Sorry, are we looking at
him or we looking at me?

469
00:20:20,100 --> 00:20:21,600
A bit confused.

470
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,100
If we're looking at me, then
we'll go from the start, okay?

471
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,527
Okay, first positions,
back, and action!

472
00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:30,833
(crowd chattering)

473
00:20:30,833 --> 00:20:32,273
It's all right now,
everything's okay.

474
00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,097
I was able to take
control of the situation.

475
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,330
- He's been ah, he's
been sprayed in the face,

476
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:37,973
ah, with some sort of a poison.

477
00:20:37,967 --> 00:20:40,697
Um, he's developed a rash and
he's coughing quite badly.

478
00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:42,470
- People of Coolum, we
will never fail you.

479
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,367
We will always protect you.

480
00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:46,427
And this is our solemn vow

481
00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:49,433
as your trusted,
beloved police force.

482
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:50,433
There will be no questions.

483
00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,403
- [Kath] Banks!

484
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,630
- [Toby] Kath, oh, God.

485
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,403
- [Kath] I saw Gregor's tweets.

486
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,830
- I, I'm sorry I
didn't text you back.

487
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,573
And, and listen, about the card.

488
00:21:01,567 --> 00:21:04,067
- I know, you can see his wang.

489
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:06,073
How's Gregor?

490
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:09,533
- He, he's not good.

491
00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,333
- I'm sure he'll be okay.

492
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,073
He's lucky to have
you, you know?

493
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:17,670
- Well, I'm lucky to have him.

494
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:20,397
He's pretty much my only
friend in this town.

495
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,200
- He's not your
only friend, Banks.

496
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,200
(light piano music)

497
00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:33,897
- Get off me!

498
00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:36,467
I'm a fuckin' tree!

499
00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,697
- I should probably go to him.
- Get off, ugh, get off!

500
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:49,070
(choral music)

501
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:59,873
Banks, listen, will you
make a promise to me?

502
00:22:01,367 --> 00:22:04,467
After I'm gone will you keep
taking the strange calls?

503
00:22:05,667 --> 00:22:06,927
- Don't talk like that.

504
00:22:06,933 --> 00:22:09,703
- We helped a lot of
people, you and me.

505
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:10,970
- Yeah.

506
00:22:10,967 --> 00:22:12,367
- You helped a lot
of people, Banks.

507
00:22:12,367 --> 00:22:14,497
- Yeah, we did, didn't we?

508
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,330
Yeah, but hey, come on,

509
00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:18,903
you've got a lot of good
years in front of you.

510
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:20,070
You're only 47.

511
00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:22,067
- I lied to you, Banks.

512
00:22:22,067 --> 00:22:23,367
I'm not 47.

513
00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:25,827
Reverse those numbers,

514
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,403
and add six (coughing
and passing gas).

515
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,770
- [EMT] He's losing
bowel control.

516
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,067
- I'm self-fertilizing myself.

517
00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:36,067
- Just, just, just relax.

518
00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,467
You're gonna be all right.

519
00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:42,197
- I'm becoming a tree and trees
live for a long, long time.

520
00:22:45,267 --> 00:22:49,397
Just plant me where the sun
shines on me every morning.

521
00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:53,233
Give me a good
pruning each spring.

522
00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:56,973
And Banks, make sure
that you water me.

523
00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:59,667
- I will, I will, of
course, I promise.

524
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:01,067
I'll take care of you, Gregor.

525
00:23:01,067 --> 00:23:03,067
- You've been a good
friend to me, Banks.

526
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,227
In fact, my only friend.

527
00:23:11,067 --> 00:23:14,327
And if you see any dogs
pissing on me, shoot them!

528
00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:20,430
(Gregor gasps)

529
00:23:20,433 --> 00:23:23,273
- Gregor (sniffs), Gregor?

530
00:23:23,267 --> 00:23:25,267
(sniffs) Gregor, wake
up, wake (crying).

531
00:23:26,867 --> 00:23:28,167
Please wake up, please
wake up (crying).

532
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:37,330
- That'll calm him down till
we get him to the hospital.

533
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:43,670
- He's not dead?

534
00:23:45,100 --> 00:23:47,870
- No, we've had to
deal with him before.

535
00:23:47,867 --> 00:23:50,797
He gets a bit handsy, so it's
just easier to knock him out.

536
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,930
- Yeah (sniffs),
good (clears throat).

537
00:23:56,933 --> 00:23:58,703
Of course, of course (sniffs).

538
00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:06,897
(mellow music)

539
00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:10,330
- Banks (clears throat).

540
00:24:12,067 --> 00:24:15,697
I ah, I hope you understood
ah, what happened back there.

541
00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:21,873
I just um, I wanna make sure
that we're agreed that um,

542
00:24:23,867 --> 00:24:27,327
but for a few minor
indiscretions,

543
00:24:27,333 --> 00:24:31,773
my version of events
was all in all accurate.

544
00:24:34,433 --> 00:24:39,433
Good, and I'll ah,
I'll put in a good word

545
00:24:40,767 --> 00:24:42,297
with the Deputy Commissioner
about your behavior.

546
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:43,130
(knocking on door)

547
00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,173
Yeah?

548
00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:45,427
- Ah, Sarge, it's on.

549
00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:47,073
- [Neil] It's on,
everyone (whistles)!

550
00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:52,197
- Store owner Adrian Vine then
took the two police officers

551
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:53,800
and a security guard hostage

552
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,470
using a spray pack filled
with toxic chemicals.

553
00:24:56,467 --> 00:24:58,197
An anonymous source
has sent channel three

554
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,500
this exclusive footage
from inside the siege.

555
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,270
- [Banks] Sarge, help me!

556
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:05,067
- [Neil] You almost got him,
Banks. Don't give up now.

557
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:05,897
- [Toby] What?

558
00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,430
- Despite the dangers,

559
00:25:07,433 --> 00:25:09,573
the officers quickly took
control of the situation.

560
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,403
Well, at least one of them did.

561
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,400
And in other news.

562
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,730
(telephones ringing)

563
00:25:16,733 --> 00:25:18,073
- [Officer] Coolum Police.

564
00:25:18,067 --> 00:25:19,567
- [Police Officer]
Um, Coolum Police.

565
00:25:19,567 --> 00:25:20,497
(telephones ringing)

566
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,330
- [Policeman] Coolum Police.

567
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:24,333
(telephone ringing)

568
00:25:25,700 --> 00:25:28,200
- Sergeant Lloyd speaking.

569
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:29,830
Deputy Commissioner Banks, yes.

570
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,073
Oh, you did, you saw?

571
00:25:32,067 --> 00:25:33,067
Well, it, it (laughs).

572
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,900
No, no, no, no, I know and
it's not a laughing matter.

573
00:25:36,900 --> 00:25:39,500
Um, your son is in the
room with me, yes, okay.

574
00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:47,427
- [Deputy Commissioner
Banks] Toby?

575
00:25:47,433 --> 00:25:48,903
- Yes?

576
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:49,700
- [Deputy Commissioner
Banks] I wanna commend you

577
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:50,470
on your actions today.

578
00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:53,867
Calm under pressure
and showed courage

579
00:25:53,867 --> 00:25:54,967
in the face of danger.

580
00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,673
You did the force proud.

581
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:59,427
- Thank you, Deputy
Commissioner.

582
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:01,633
- [Deputy Commissioner
Banks] And ah, son,

583
00:26:01,633 --> 00:26:03,703
you made me proud too.

584
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,130
- Thanks, Dad.

585
00:26:05,133 --> 00:26:06,573
- [Deputy Commissioner
Banks] You're a good copper.

586
00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:09,597
City Branch could do
with a few more like you,

587
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,700
so what do you say?

588
00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,733
Do you wanna come
home and work with me?

589
00:26:14,733 --> 00:26:15,733
(Neil gags)

590
00:26:15,733 --> 00:26:18,273
Toby, hello, hello?

591
00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:21,727
Am I still on?

592
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:25,727
These fucking phones
are ridiculous!

593
00:26:25,733 --> 00:26:29,703
Hello, Neil, are
you there, Neil?

594
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:32,400
- [Neil] This is bullshit
(crying). Neil, hello?

595
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:34,300
- [Neil] This is
bullshit (crying).

596
00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,130
- [Deputy Commissioner
Banks] Neil!

597
00:26:35,133 --> 00:26:37,703
(mellow music)

598
00:27:02,067 --> 00:27:04,267
- Happy Mother's Day, son.

599
00:27:04,267 --> 00:27:06,527
- Gregor, Happy Mother's Day.

600
00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:07,733
How are you feeling?

601
00:27:07,733 --> 00:27:11,273
- Better, the doctor
told me that my anosmia

602
00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:13,627
prevented the infection
from spreading.

603
00:27:13,633 --> 00:27:15,073
So, I'm not a tree.

604
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,727
- I, I'm glad
you're feeling okay.

605
00:27:16,733 --> 00:27:20,173
- Yeah, ah, Mrs. Marilee's
told me the good news

606
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:21,167
about the promotion.

607
00:27:21,167 --> 00:27:22,327
- Yes, Mrs. Marilee's called.

608
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:24,703
- Yeah, her cats
wanted to say goodbye.

609
00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:27,470
- Hmm, right, good.

610
00:27:27,467 --> 00:27:31,797
- (sighs) Well, son,
congratulations on the new job.

611
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,070
It's what you wanted.

612
00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:33,797
- Yeah.

613
00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,370
- I, I packed your bags.

614
00:27:36,367 --> 00:27:38,327
The last bus leaves
in 20 minutes,

615
00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:40,533
so you better get a
hurry on (chuckles).

616
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:43,533
- Yeah, you know, I,
I was thinking maybe

617
00:27:43,533 --> 00:27:45,473
we could have a
game of HeroQuest.

618
00:27:45,467 --> 00:27:47,227
- Oh, well, maybe
at the bus stop,

619
00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:49,803
but it would be a
pretty quick game.

620
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,430
We wouldn't even get
past the first dungeon.

621
00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:56,103
- No, ah, Gregor,
I'm, I'm not going.

622
00:27:57,667 --> 00:28:00,327
I'm gonna, you know, I'm
gonna stay around for a bit.

623
00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:06,173
(light guitar music)

624
00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:09,897
- Shut up, he's not
going, forget it!

625
00:28:09,900 --> 00:28:10,900
- Still get paid though?

626
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:13,930
- Fine, but play something else.

627
00:28:13,933 --> 00:28:15,273
- It's all we know.

628
00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:16,167
(Gregor groans)

629
00:28:16,167 --> 00:28:17,127
(light guitar music)

630
00:28:17,133 --> 00:28:20,933
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

631
00:28:26,067 --> 00:28:28,497
- Ah, this was meant to be

632
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:31,970
a little going away
present for you.

633
00:28:31,967 --> 00:28:35,327
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh

634
00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:36,173
- Thanks.

635
00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:41,730
You know, um, I've
been thinking,

636
00:28:43,167 --> 00:28:47,097
maybe we should get a Beagle
to help with clues and stuff.

637
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,770
- Yeah, I'd like that very
much, Banks (chuckles).

638
00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,627
(light guitar music)

639
00:28:55,633 --> 00:29:00,133
♪ I've got feet that
won't leave this ground ♪

640
00:29:05,067 --> 00:29:09,697
♪ And I won't walk
from this town alone ♪

641
00:29:15,567 --> 00:29:20,567
♪ And I've got feet that
won't leave this ground ♪

642
00:29:25,967 --> 00:29:30,627
♪ And I won't walk
from this town alone ♪


