1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:03,700 (bright music) 2 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:12,100 (eerie music) (woman vocalizing) 3 00:00:20,300 --> 00:00:24,100 - [Ethereal Woman] Bill, come to me. 4 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,200 - Bill, Bill? 5 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:34,070 You're meant to be down on one knee with champagne. 6 00:00:35,367 --> 00:00:36,167 And? 7 00:00:37,633 --> 00:00:38,803 The speech, William, the speech we wrote together. 8 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:41,030 - Sorry, just nervous. 9 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:41,873 - No, you're not. 10 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:44,597 You're not nervous. 11 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:45,430 - Thank you. 12 00:00:45,433 --> 00:00:46,673 - You're immature. 13 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:48,197 Can you please just say the speech? 14 00:00:49,867 --> 00:00:51,927 - My darling Kristy. 15 00:00:51,933 --> 00:00:53,403 - Oh my God, Bill. 16 00:00:55,233 --> 00:00:58,473 - [Ethereal Woman] Bill, forget her. 17 00:00:58,467 --> 00:00:59,497 - Bill? Bill? 18 00:01:00,733 --> 00:01:02,103 - [Ethereal Woman] Don't marry her. 19 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,500 - Can you please concentrate? 20 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,600 - [Ethereal Woman] Come to me. 21 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,600 - You do know this is the story 22 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,800 I'm meant tell our kids. 23 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,100 You know what, I knew it! 24 00:01:09,100 --> 00:01:10,800 I knew you'd screw this up! 25 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:14,070 Oh, what, you're going for a swim now? 26 00:01:14,933 --> 00:01:16,073 Now that's it? 27 00:01:16,067 --> 00:01:17,827 That's it! We're over! 28 00:01:19,067 --> 00:01:20,197 We're through! 29 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:25,073 Call me when you wanna propose properly, you dickhead! 30 00:01:25,067 --> 00:01:25,927 (eerie music) 31 00:01:25,933 --> 00:01:28,373 - [Ethereal Woman] Come to me 32 00:01:30,433 --> 00:01:33,273 (water whooshing) 33 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:37,070 (woman hissing) (man gasping) 34 00:01:37,067 --> 00:01:39,667 (ominous music) 35 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:45,430 (suspenseful music) 36 00:01:45,433 --> 00:01:46,973 - [Male Caller] Hello? I need your help! 37 00:01:46,967 --> 00:01:48,197 - [Female Caller] My books are reading themselves! 38 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:49,700 - [Male Caller] My truck's stolen itself. 39 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,200 - [Female Caller] The costume shop comes alive at night. 40 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:52,430 - [Male Caller] My glasses aren't letting me see. 41 00:01:52,433 --> 00:01:56,973 (creepy music) (woman vocalizing) 42 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:03,233 (crickets chirring) 43 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:05,073 - [Announcer] Maybe there's no music playing. 44 00:02:05,067 --> 00:02:06,467 Maybe it's not snowing. 45 00:02:06,467 --> 00:02:08,497 Maybe there's no Mexican truffle place. 46 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:11,230 But there's no maybes about my feelings for you. 47 00:02:11,233 --> 00:02:12,703 I love you. (audience laughing) 48 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,770 - You see how he's treating her? 49 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:16,827 That's how you gotta treat Kath 50 00:02:16,833 --> 00:02:18,503 on the big date tomorrow. 51 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:19,500 - Not a date. 52 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,070 We're just grabbing dinner. 53 00:02:21,067 --> 00:02:22,667 (Jenga blocks rattling) 54 00:02:22,667 --> 00:02:25,497 - Ha ha ha! Jenga, again! 55 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,100 - Far out! 56 00:02:27,100 --> 00:02:31,900 - Anyway, look, here's a little consolation pressie for you. 57 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,430 - What is it? 58 00:02:33,433 --> 00:02:35,603 - I know you've banned me from giving you surprises, 59 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,430 but it's nothing really. 60 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:39,503 - It's just that last time it was nothing, 61 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:40,430 it was a snake. 62 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:46,103 A corsage? (peaceful music) 63 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:47,630 - Yeah, for your date. 64 00:02:47,633 --> 00:02:51,533 - Well, thank you Gregor, but it's not the 1950s. 65 00:02:51,533 --> 00:02:54,073 You don't expect me to wear a suit as well, do you? 66 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,600 (telephone rings) 67 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:01,797 - Hello, Coolum Beach Police, 68 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,070 This is Officer Banks speaking. 69 00:03:04,933 --> 00:03:05,773 Sorry? 70 00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,600 You've locked a nudist in your shed? 71 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:12,367 - She's been banging like that since I called you guys. 72 00:03:12,367 --> 00:03:13,197 - She? 73 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,470 - Yeah. 74 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:15,897 I caught her trying to steal my Nan's clothes 75 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:16,730 off the line. 76 00:03:16,733 --> 00:03:17,803 - Jesus! 77 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,330 - I know, right? 78 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,903 And so naturally, I wanted to confront her about it, 79 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:23,630 and she just went wild! 80 00:03:25,233 --> 00:03:26,573 She's a strong one, too. 81 00:03:26,567 --> 00:03:28,097 - [Gregor] Yeah? 82 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,400 - I think she's a Swedish backpacker. 83 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,700 - [Toby] What makes you say that? 84 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:32,700 - 'Cos she was drunk 85 00:03:33,733 --> 00:03:35,273 - [Toby] Right. 86 00:03:35,267 --> 00:03:36,127 - And naked. 87 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,233 (suspenseful music) 88 00:03:37,233 --> 00:03:38,073 (wind whooshing) (metal banging) 89 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,067 Careful, now. 90 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,770 She's got a mean right hook on her. 91 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,503 I'm gonna film this on my phone 92 00:03:46,500 --> 00:03:48,100 at the bottom of Nan's stairs. 93 00:03:49,967 --> 00:03:53,467 (eerie suspenseful music) 94 00:04:01,667 --> 00:04:02,867 - I love this shit. 95 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,527 (Gregor laughs) 96 00:04:07,633 --> 00:04:10,303 (door creaking) 97 00:04:13,433 --> 00:04:16,433 - Hi, I'm a police officer, 98 00:04:16,433 --> 00:04:18,903 I'm here to help. 99 00:04:18,900 --> 00:04:23,900 Here, will you take my jacket? 100 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,230 Bottoms oh. 101 00:04:30,533 --> 00:04:32,173 No, no, no, no, Gregor, no. 102 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:33,067 Pants stay on. 103 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:34,667 - Pants stay on. 104 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:40,570 Here you go, just pop that on, too. 105 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:45,597 I'm Officer Banks, Toby Banks. 106 00:04:46,867 --> 00:04:48,367 What's your name? 107 00:04:48,367 --> 00:04:50,697 - My name is Lola. 108 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,200 - You see, she's drunk. 109 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,630 She can't even talk proper. 110 00:04:53,633 --> 00:04:55,233 - It's an accent. 111 00:04:55,233 --> 00:04:56,633 I think it's Norwegian. 112 00:04:56,633 --> 00:04:59,533 - I think it might be Swedish, maybe. 113 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,500 - It's not Swedish, it might be Danish. 114 00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:06,197 - [Gregor] Banks said it might be Danish, not Swedish! 115 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,830 - What makes him a professional? 116 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:09,730 - Oh! 117 00:05:09,733 --> 00:05:10,573 (eerie music) 118 00:05:10,567 --> 00:05:12,197 Lola, you're safe now, 119 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,600 It's okay. 120 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,400 Come with me and we'll look after you. 121 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,970 - [Gregor] He's got a girlfriend, you know. 122 00:05:17,967 --> 00:05:19,727 - We're just grabbing dinner. 123 00:05:19,733 --> 00:05:20,903 (thunder rumbles) 124 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,870 - Can you please lock the shed, 125 00:05:22,867 --> 00:05:26,297 Mr. I'm-Professional-At-Determining-Everyone 126 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,800 (eerie music) 127 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,227 - [Gregor] What the? 128 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:51,567 - So, you, after a bit of a wild party, 129 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:53,667 you got left behind by your friends? 130 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:54,967 - Yeah. 131 00:05:54,967 --> 00:05:57,067 - And, you've lost your bags, too? 132 00:05:57,067 --> 00:05:57,897 - Yeah. 133 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,070 - And your passport? 134 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,297 - Yeah. 135 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,070 - Ah, that is so annoying, isn't it? 136 00:06:03,067 --> 00:06:04,667 - And your camel, too? 137 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:05,497 - Yeah. 138 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:07,767 - I told you she's drunk. 139 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,127 - She's Norwegian. 140 00:06:09,133 --> 00:06:11,073 Or something, I don't know. 141 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:15,397 Look, Lola, I'm sure you must be scared, 142 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,070 but I want you to know that you're safe here, 143 00:06:18,067 --> 00:06:21,367 and that I'm gonna help you sort all this mess out. 144 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:22,367 I promise. 145 00:06:26,067 --> 00:06:27,467 (Lola gasps) 146 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:29,167 It's okay, no, no, no, that's okay, it's all right, 147 00:06:29,167 --> 00:06:30,067 it's not hot. 148 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:32,067 It's fine, it's fine. 149 00:06:32,067 --> 00:06:33,797 It's all fine. 150 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:38,800 (eerie music) (woman vocalizing) 151 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:41,067 - Why? 152 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:42,697 But why? 153 00:06:43,933 --> 00:06:44,773 But why? 154 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:48,530 You really want me to say it, don't you? 155 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:49,373 Okay, fine. 156 00:06:50,967 --> 00:06:53,727 Harry, can we please borrow the swimming club's dinghy? 157 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:56,427 Yes, we'll have it back to the carnival- 158 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:57,373 Thank you, good-bye. 159 00:06:57,367 --> 00:06:58,667 What is it Banks? 160 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:01,467 - Sarge, I picked up this girl last night. 161 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:03,527 - You don't need to tell me that sort of thing, Banks. 162 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:04,733 - What? 163 00:07:04,733 --> 00:07:06,473 No, no, no, she's lost, she needs our help. 164 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:09,297 - We got an actual missing person's problem here, okay? 165 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,170 William Kay disappeared on the king tide last night. 166 00:07:12,167 --> 00:07:14,297 It may have been a shark. 167 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,830 - A shark? - Shh! 168 00:07:15,833 --> 00:07:17,333 We're trying to keep it quiet. 169 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,930 - [Female Officer] Sarge? 170 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:23,797 (Neil hums) 171 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,600 - I'm taking the dinghy out today, 172 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,400 so personal problem will have to wait. 173 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,900 - What, no, no, it's not a personal problem, Sarge. 174 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:35,970 She's lost, she's got no passport, or money, 175 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:37,197 or place to stay. 176 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,070 Don't we get her a hotel or something? 177 00:07:40,533 --> 00:07:41,833 - We're not Luther, Banks, 178 00:07:41,833 --> 00:07:43,073 we can't afford to throw money 179 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:45,397 at every problem that comes our way. 180 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,430 - Sarge, we just picked up the harpoon. 181 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:48,333 - [Neil] Good job. 182 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,670 - Sarge, sorry, but what am I supposed 183 00:07:50,667 --> 00:07:51,697 to do with her? 184 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:52,930 - Oh, sorry, Banks, 185 00:07:52,933 --> 00:07:55,073 there's a shark on the loose, okay? 186 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,467 I can't hold your hand this time. 187 00:07:56,467 --> 00:07:58,827 You're gonna have to take care of it yourself. 188 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,433 (eerie music) 189 00:08:00,433 --> 00:08:01,203 - Lola! 190 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:06,597 Listen, the backpackers, it's full, 191 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,070 but, you're more than welcome 192 00:08:08,067 --> 00:08:09,927 to come and stay at my place, 193 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,430 just until we get this sorted out. 194 00:08:13,433 --> 00:08:14,603 How does that sound? 195 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,770 - Yes, thank you. 196 00:08:16,767 --> 00:08:17,597 - Oh, okay 197 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:20,403 - [Kath] Banks! 198 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,200 - Oh! 199 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:22,070 Thank you. 200 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:23,897 Hi, hi Kath. 201 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:26,527 - [Kath] Who's this? 202 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,200 - Oh, this is Lola. 203 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,070 Yeah, I found her last night. 204 00:08:31,067 --> 00:08:32,897 She had her passport stolen and her backpack. 205 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:33,970 She's a backpacker. 206 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,703 She's from Sweden, I think. 207 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:37,930 Or Norway. 208 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:39,773 - Well, wherever she's from, she's very pretty. 209 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:42,427 - No, she's not pretty. 210 00:08:43,367 --> 00:08:44,667 - She's gorgeous. 211 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,530 - Hi, lovely crabs, Kath. 212 00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:51,433 - Oh, thanks Gregor! 213 00:08:51,433 --> 00:08:54,303 - All right, which one of yous is gonna be me lucky crab? 214 00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:58,333 - So, looks like you've got your hands full, 215 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,073 I mean, if you wanna reschedule dinner, 216 00:09:00,067 --> 00:09:02,097 if you're busy with Lola? 217 00:09:02,100 --> 00:09:05,470 - Oh, no, no I am not busy. 218 00:09:05,467 --> 00:09:07,627 No, tonight is perfect. 219 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:10,333 - Okay, well, see you at seven then? 220 00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,833 - Yup, good, seven it is. 221 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:12,803 Seven it is. 222 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:17,203 - Hey, this better be the last time 223 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,330 I get crabs from you, Kath! 224 00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:20,973 (Gregor laughs) 225 00:09:20,967 --> 00:09:21,797 - Bye. 226 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:25,670 (peaceful music) 227 00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:29,497 So, you know you'll be in here, and, 228 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:30,570 oh, just made it. 229 00:09:30,567 --> 00:09:32,167 Doesn't matter, doesn't matter. 230 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:35,597 And I will be out there in the other room 231 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:38,430 on the floor. 232 00:09:38,433 --> 00:09:39,933 - You're not sleeping with me? 233 00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:41,730 - No, no. 234 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:44,970 - You don't like me? 235 00:09:44,967 --> 00:09:47,867 - Yes, you're very nice. 236 00:09:47,867 --> 00:09:49,667 - So, we can both sleep here then. 237 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:50,527 - Pardon? 238 00:09:50,533 --> 00:09:53,533 (suspenseful music) 239 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,830 - I want you to sleep with me. 240 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:04,427 (shoulder thuds) 241 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:11,133 - No, I've gotta go to the toilet. 242 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,430 (door thuds) 243 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:25,173 (Gregor humming) 244 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:30,103 ♪ And you're going to be good eatin' ♪ 245 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:33,100 (Gregor laughs) 246 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,670 - Oh, see the pot? 247 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:35,467 In the pot. 248 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:40,167 Ah, I love this bit the best! 249 00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,467 (suspenseful music) 250 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:44,667 Ouch! You bit me! 251 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,697 Holy shit, (indistinct). 252 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:50,200 (Lola speaking in foreign language) 253 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,470 Did you just call me an orange? 254 00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:53,867 Let's see how you like it! 255 00:10:53,867 --> 00:10:57,027 (dramatic music) 256 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:59,603 (Lola screams) 257 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:03,497 Ow. 258 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,600 Ow! 259 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,100 My hair! 260 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,600 (Lola screams) 261 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,870 (toilet whooshing) 262 00:11:11,867 --> 00:11:15,367 (Officer Banks whistling) 263 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,733 - Whoa! What is going on here? 264 00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:22,067 Gregor! 265 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:22,867 (Lola yelps) 266 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:24,097 No! Lola! 267 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,500 No, no, no, don't go in there yet, please! 268 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:27,070 What have you done? 269 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,667 - She bit me! 270 00:11:30,667 --> 00:11:32,067 (Lola crying) 271 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:32,897 - Lola? 272 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:34,597 Are you okay? 273 00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:36,973 Lola? 274 00:11:37,967 --> 00:11:39,197 (knuckles tapping) 275 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,630 Lola? 276 00:11:42,633 --> 00:11:44,173 - [Gregor] What the? 277 00:11:44,167 --> 00:11:46,067 - Come out here, we can talk out here in the fresh air. 278 00:11:46,067 --> 00:11:47,067 Lola, please. 279 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:52,273 Some vegetarians have very strong views on the issue. 280 00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:55,297 You know, actually, it's going up on the list. 281 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,100 Yep. 282 00:11:57,700 --> 00:12:00,200 - She's no vegetarian, 283 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:01,200 she's a mermaid! 284 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,800 (eerie music) 285 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:05,230 Well, you saw how she defended the crab, 286 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:08,203 and you saw how she reacted when you spilled the water, 287 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:11,200 also, she's shedding scales! 288 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,070 She's strong. 289 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,770 - She's Norwegian. 290 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,267 - Strongest woman I ever fought. 291 00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:20,067 - She's a Viking, you gotta- 292 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,327 Wait, what? 293 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,303 - She wants to eat your heart, Banks. 294 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:25,330 That's what she's here for. 295 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,433 Either that, or it's because you're a bit fat. 296 00:12:28,433 --> 00:12:30,603 They like that, too. 297 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:33,270 Come in, let me read you something from the book. 298 00:12:33,267 --> 00:12:34,227 (Toby groans) 299 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:36,703 (eerie music) 300 00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:40,070 On any king tide, the temptresses of the deep 301 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:42,267 lure unsuspecting sailors to the water 302 00:12:42,267 --> 00:12:44,127 with their siren song. 303 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:47,970 The king tide is tonight, Banks. 304 00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:48,927 (dramatic music) 305 00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:52,073 - Stop slamming things down! 306 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,367 You know, I appreciate 307 00:12:53,367 --> 00:12:54,597 that you are trying to look out for me, 308 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,470 in your own way. 309 00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:56,627 - So, it's agreed? 310 00:12:56,633 --> 00:12:57,933 We'll kill her together! 311 00:12:57,933 --> 00:13:00,573 - No, Gregor, you're being ridiculous. 312 00:13:00,567 --> 00:13:02,267 Lola is not a mermaid. 313 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,967 (ethereal music) 314 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:08,397 - [Lola] Banks, 315 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:10,200 you're not fat. - Banks. 316 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,870 Banks, don't listen! 317 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:13,367 - [Lola] You're skinny 318 00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:16,367 (upbeat rock music) 319 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,067 - I told ya, she's a siren! 320 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,800 - Well, if she's a mermaid then, where's her tail? 321 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,200 - On land they appear in human form. 322 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,430 (Banks scoffs) 323 00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,073 They only show their tail when they're 324 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,470 wet! 325 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,067 (suspenseful music) 326 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:37,067 - Whoa! 327 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,227 (Lola screams) (men shouting) 328 00:13:38,233 --> 00:13:40,533 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 329 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:44,100 You realize what you did was wrong? 330 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:47,300 You're aware that a 68-year-old- 331 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:48,130 - Hey! 332 00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:50,327 - 47-year-old. 333 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:52,303 Can't go barging in on a- 334 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,803 I don't even know how old she is! 335 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,200 - Mermaids are immortal, they live forever. 336 00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,670 - Far out, Gregor! 337 00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,327 You seriously invaded someone's boundaries there! 338 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,573 - Well, what'd you want me to say to her? 339 00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:06,167 I'm sorry, you're trying to eat me best friend? 340 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:11,167 - Gregor, I understand that in your head 341 00:14:12,067 --> 00:14:13,267 you're looking out for me, 342 00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:15,967 but you're gonna have to apologize to her 343 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:18,297 and you're gonna have to mean it. 344 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,170 (eerie music) 345 00:14:20,167 --> 00:14:21,327 - Hey! 346 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,703 Is that the Water World shirt I gave you? 347 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,300 - Stop it! Stop it! 348 00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:28,567 Hi, hi, hi, Lola, how are you? 349 00:14:29,733 --> 00:14:30,933 I'm sorry, you're just gonna have 350 00:14:30,933 --> 00:14:35,273 to get used to Gregor's eccentricities. 351 00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,127 But he has something he wants to say. 352 00:14:37,967 --> 00:14:38,797 Gregor? 353 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:48,500 - Ah, Lola, let me say, truly, sincerely, 354 00:14:49,367 --> 00:14:50,927 from the bottom of my heart, 355 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,373 I apologize. 356 00:14:53,233 --> 00:14:55,803 I'm sorry that I saw your tail. 357 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,070 - Okay. 358 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,327 All right, all right, 359 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,333 we got off to the wrong start there. 360 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,573 Again. 361 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,467 Why don't we all just go back into the van 362 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,897 and relax, and play some games? 363 00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:08,630 Lola, what would you like to play? 364 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,330 - Swimming? 365 00:15:15,333 --> 00:15:18,803 - What about fish? 366 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,300 (eerie music) 367 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,603 - Do you have a six? 368 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,430 - No. 369 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:30,397 - Gregor? 370 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,667 Good, you're picking this up really quickly. 371 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:40,497 - Thank you. 372 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,067 Had enough? 373 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,267 Scared? 374 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:47,097 - A little, but I won't consider myself 375 00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,600 in trouble 'til I start shedding scales. 376 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,630 - Come on. 377 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,803 (ominous music) 378 00:15:58,933 --> 00:16:00,073 Sarge! 379 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,067 Sarge, is everything all right? 380 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:13,327 - They found that missing kid. 381 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:15,433 Turns out he was swept out on the king tide. 382 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,933 Wasn't a shark, unfortunately. 383 00:16:16,933 --> 00:16:19,103 - [Toby] Oh, that's annoying. 384 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,330 - I know. 385 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:22,703 So won't be able to use this harpoon now. 386 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,100 I thought we could store it here 387 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,170 with all the other police junk we never use. 388 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,127 - Yeah, sure, that's good. 389 00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:29,973 Just... 390 00:16:31,433 --> 00:16:34,673 - I see you're getting along very well with Lola. 391 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,497 - What, oh yeah, no, well she's just staying here 392 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,370 'til we can find her a room at a hostel. 393 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,767 - It's just that I heard that you were meeting Kath. 394 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,067 - We're just grabbing dinner. 395 00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:48,070 - Well, you're a professional policeman, Banks. 396 00:16:48,067 --> 00:16:49,397 You treat people with respect. 397 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,070 - Well, thank you. 398 00:16:51,067 --> 00:16:52,267 - No, I meant that as an order. 399 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:53,297 - Right 400 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,170 - Kath's a special girl, Banks. 401 00:16:55,167 --> 00:16:56,467 You don't mess her around. 402 00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:02,303 (Neil coughing) 403 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:04,897 Better get goin'. 404 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,730 - Okay. 405 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,773 (people clapping) 406 00:17:12,767 --> 00:17:14,297 (dramatic music) 407 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,570 - That cheer just now. 408 00:17:15,567 --> 00:17:16,597 Was that for me leaving? 409 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,530 - What? No! 410 00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:19,703 No, no, we're just playing. 411 00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:23,403 - You remember what I said, Banks? 412 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:24,430 - Yeah, yes 413 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:32,067 (calm guitar music) 414 00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:34,697 - The usual, thanks, Tony. 415 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:41,097 (man slurps) 416 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:41,930 Lovely. 417 00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,100 Well, it's nice to see you alive, Bill. 418 00:17:50,467 --> 00:17:53,197 Look, you don't have to feel ashamed, son. 419 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,800 I mean, we've all been caught in a king tide. 420 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,970 (eerie music) 421 00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:07,073 - What? 422 00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,297 - Let's talk about that king tide. 423 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,770 - [Toby] Mrs. Marylise, it's not a date. 424 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,297 We're just grabbing dinner. 425 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:25,600 Yes, that's what she said. 426 00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:29,603 Please stop crying, Mrs. Marylise. 427 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,430 Yes, I know it's a happy cry. 428 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,700 I've gotta go now Mrs. Marylise, I've gotta go now. 429 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:36,370 Okay, bye-bye! 430 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:37,197 Bye-bye! 431 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,330 - Are you leaving me? 432 00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:43,733 - Yeah, sorry, yeah, just for a couple hours. 433 00:18:44,567 --> 00:18:46,297 - Aw, please don't go. 434 00:18:47,467 --> 00:18:48,827 I want you to take me on the beach 435 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:50,630 for a walk. 436 00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:54,097 - I've got a date- 437 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,530 I mean, I'm just grabbing dinner. 438 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,630 Okay, bye-bye. 439 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:06,773 (eerie music) 440 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:09,067 - [Lola] Banks, stay with me 441 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,630 You're not fat. 442 00:19:15,700 --> 00:19:16,870 You're skinny. 443 00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,803 (goat bleating) 444 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,130 - Well maybe we do have time for a quick one. 445 00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:25,073 A walk! A quick walk. One. 446 00:19:26,067 --> 00:19:26,827 Doesn't matter. 447 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,900 - Thank you. 448 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,270 I'm so hungry. 449 00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,267 - Hungry? 450 00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:32,267 - No, I'm from Hungary. 451 00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,197 - Oh, right. 452 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,500 Everyone's been wondering. 453 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:40,773 (eerie music) 454 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:42,897 - It's hazy, I mean, the only thing I remember 455 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,070 clearly is the song. 456 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:48,697 It was the most beautiful song I ever heard. 457 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,170 It's like it called me out to the ocean. 458 00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:53,227 (ghostly hissing) 459 00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:54,503 - Like Chumbawamba? 460 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,370 - Yeah. 461 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,297 - [Gregor] Yeah. 462 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:58,430 - Anyway, the song stopped 463 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,003 and that's when it attacked me. 464 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,730 It was vicious, you know, 465 00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:05,973 it was like biting and clawing and dragging me under. 466 00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:07,927 I thought I was gonna die. 467 00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:10,703 - What did it look like? 468 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:12,030 - It was a girl. 469 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:17,630 She looked Swedish or Norwegian or something. 470 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,100 And she called me an orange. 471 00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:22,967 You know how they say 472 00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:24,467 your whole life flashes before your eyes 473 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:25,727 when you're about to die? 474 00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,397 All I saw was Kristy. 475 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:33,003 I guess sometimes you don't know what you've got 476 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,770 'til you're about to lose it. 477 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:35,997 (Gregor slurps) 478 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,100 - I know exactly what you mean, son. 479 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:38,970 - No, wait! 480 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:43,030 What do I do about Kristy? 481 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,173 - Look, love's a precious thing, Bill. 482 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:48,927 When you find it, you better damn well make sure 483 00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,703 you hold onto it. 484 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,900 - Thank you. 485 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:54,000 - But, Kristy Wilson's a massive bitch. 486 00:20:54,933 --> 00:20:56,733 You dodged a bullet there, mate. 487 00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:04,603 (dramatic rock music) 488 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,300 Banks, Toby Banks! 489 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,800 (eerie music) 490 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,497 (waves whooshing) 491 00:21:26,067 --> 00:21:28,727 - Lola, we really have to go back now, okay? 492 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:30,730 - Stay with me. 493 00:21:31,867 --> 00:21:33,667 - No, Lola, I have to go. 494 00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:37,873 Okay, what are you- 495 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,370 - Let's go swimming. 496 00:21:43,367 --> 00:21:45,727 - I really can't do this. 497 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,173 - You don't like me? 498 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:49,227 - No, I do. 499 00:21:49,233 --> 00:21:50,073 It's just 500 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,530 there's someone else I like more. 501 00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,627 And, plus, it's a king tide, 502 00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:02,103 it's full of blue bottles and stuff out there, yuck. 503 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:07,070 - [Lola Voiceover] Toby Banks. 504 00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,297 Forget her. 505 00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:12,530 Don't go. 506 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,603 Stay with me. 507 00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:20,067 (intense rock music) 508 00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:21,397 - [Toby] Gregor? 509 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,170 - You're right, I pressed the wrong button. 510 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:27,697 Was meant to be a song about how sorry I am. 511 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:28,770 - What are you doing? 512 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:30,627 - I've come to apologize. 513 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:32,973 - She was going for a swim. 514 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,627 - Yeah, but it's a king tide, 515 00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:36,773 I mean, there's all those blue bottles 516 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,067 and stuff out there. 517 00:22:38,067 --> 00:22:39,297 - Yeah, yeah I know. 518 00:22:45,133 --> 00:22:50,133 - You know, I really wanna apologize to you, son, and Lola. 519 00:22:52,967 --> 00:22:55,627 I think it was something that Rosanne said 520 00:22:55,633 --> 00:22:57,133 before she won the lottery. 521 00:22:58,233 --> 00:23:00,073 She's incredible. 522 00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:03,727 She said, "You know in life you don't get many real friends, 523 00:23:03,733 --> 00:23:06,273 Jackie, so hold 'em close." 524 00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:07,867 Well, Banks is my friend, 525 00:23:09,067 --> 00:23:12,067 and Lola, I gotta admit, when you came along, 526 00:23:12,067 --> 00:23:13,297 I got a bit jealous and 527 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:16,100 so, I'm really sorry. 528 00:23:16,100 --> 00:23:19,070 - Gregor, that's actually really beautiful. 529 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:20,927 That's maybe the first time I- 530 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,603 - Don't you have a date to get to? 531 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:26,400 - Well, it's just a dinner, but, yeah, I do. 532 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,630 So what do I do with Lola? 533 00:23:27,633 --> 00:23:29,933 - I'll take care of Lola, don't worry. 534 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:32,370 - Is that okay, Lola? 535 00:23:32,367 --> 00:23:34,127 (Lola speaking foreign language) 536 00:23:34,133 --> 00:23:35,073 - Yeah, that means yes. 537 00:23:35,067 --> 00:23:36,727 - Oh, you speak Hungarian? 538 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:38,073 Okay, great. 539 00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:41,267 Okay, well, I'll see you back at the caravan. 540 00:23:41,267 --> 00:23:44,097 (waves whooshing) 541 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,970 (suspenseful music) 542 00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:52,427 - You picked the wrong fat cop there, sweetheart. 543 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,500 (stomach rumbling) 544 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:56,300 Hungry? 545 00:23:57,867 --> 00:24:01,967 - [Lola Voiceover] Let's play some board games. 546 00:24:01,967 --> 00:24:03,697 I love Claws of Doom. 547 00:24:04,833 --> 00:24:07,203 - Ain't gonna work with me, 548 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,070 I'm 86% deaf. 549 00:24:10,067 --> 00:24:13,897 Now listen, girly, we don't like your type around here, 550 00:24:13,900 --> 00:24:16,270 coming in, stealing our jobs, 551 00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:17,967 eating our coppers, 552 00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:21,667 but if you decide to stick around chasing Banks, 553 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:23,827 I have no other choice, 554 00:24:23,833 --> 00:24:27,273 but to end things right here and right now. 555 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:28,867 (energetic music) 556 00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:31,067 Now start swimming! 557 00:24:31,067 --> 00:24:33,567 (eerie music) 558 00:24:41,067 --> 00:24:43,627 (bright music) 559 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:50,730 - Thanks. 560 00:24:53,633 --> 00:24:55,903 I still can't believe my other plans fell through. 561 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:57,670 - That's okay. 562 00:24:57,667 --> 00:24:59,797 - Had a big dinner at home, 563 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,070 just heaps of friends. 564 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:04,067 They'll be mad at me tomorrow. 565 00:25:04,067 --> 00:25:05,297 - What happened? 566 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:07,200 - Possum problem at home. 567 00:25:08,067 --> 00:25:09,067 - That's annoying. 568 00:25:09,067 --> 00:25:10,397 - I'm used to it. 569 00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:18,230 Did you know in New Zealand, 570 00:25:18,233 --> 00:25:20,703 there's about 30 million possums. 571 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:23,530 That's about seven per person. 572 00:25:23,533 --> 00:25:24,903 - That's interesting. 573 00:25:24,900 --> 00:25:25,930 - I thought so, yeah. 574 00:25:27,267 --> 00:25:29,627 - [Announcer] Table 47. 575 00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:32,703 Steak and chips and a prawn cocktail. 576 00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,200 - How are you? 577 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,800 - Good, good. 578 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:44,630 - I think about you. 579 00:25:44,633 --> 00:25:46,373 From time to time. 580 00:25:46,367 --> 00:25:49,127 - Neil, I thought that we talked- 581 00:25:56,900 --> 00:25:59,900 - Sorry I'm late, I got caught up. 582 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:00,770 - With Lola? 583 00:26:00,767 --> 00:26:01,697 - Yeah. 584 00:26:01,700 --> 00:26:02,900 She wanted to go for a swim. 585 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:16,073 - Well, (coughs) I should probably go... 586 00:26:16,067 --> 00:26:17,197 - No, Neil, stay. 587 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,900 We're just grabbing dinner, right Banks? 588 00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:23,370 - Yeah, we're just grabbing dinner. 589 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:24,297 - Great! 590 00:26:24,300 --> 00:26:25,500 Well, I know what I want. 591 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,570 I'm thinking of getting the chicken 592 00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:30,627 with the sesame seeds on top of it. 593 00:26:30,633 --> 00:26:32,073 They use this new sauce, 594 00:26:32,067 --> 00:26:35,267 and people say it's disgusting but it is beautiful... 595 00:26:35,267 --> 00:26:38,327 (gentle piano music) 596 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:42,267 (crickets chirring) 597 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,767 - [Female Announcer] Some things just aren't meant 598 00:26:43,767 --> 00:26:44,967 to work out, I guess. 599 00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:46,167 - [Male Announcer] Yeah, like dinosaurs, 600 00:26:46,167 --> 00:26:47,797 the Ice Age and (indistinct). 601 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,430 (people laughing) 602 00:26:50,433 --> 00:26:51,603 But not us. 603 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,930 (peaceful music) 604 00:26:52,933 --> 00:26:54,603 (door squeaks) 605 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,700 - Hey, you're back early. 606 00:26:58,800 --> 00:26:59,600 - Yeah. 607 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:02,330 Where's Lola? 608 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:04,333 - Oh, her backpack turned up 609 00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,603 and so she decided to move on. 610 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:07,430 - Seriously? 611 00:27:07,433 --> 00:27:08,933 - Seriously. 612 00:27:08,933 --> 00:27:12,073 Well, you know with these Swedish birds are like, 613 00:27:12,067 --> 00:27:12,797 in, they're out 614 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,070 - I thought she was Hungarian? 615 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:18,767 - I thought you were on a date. 616 00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,597 - Yeah, yeah I was. 617 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,070 Just me and Kath, and Sarge. 618 00:27:24,067 --> 00:27:25,197 It was very romantic. 619 00:27:26,367 --> 00:27:28,297 - Shoulda worn that corsage. 620 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,630 - Yeah. 621 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:35,433 - I know what would make you feel better, 622 00:27:35,433 --> 00:27:38,173 how 'bout I make you a lovely spider? 623 00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:41,167 - Did Lola even say anything about me? 624 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,200 - She asked me to give you this. 625 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:51,797 (tender piano music) 626 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:53,530 Now, how about that red lemonade 627 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:55,073 from the locked cupboard, eh? 628 00:27:56,900 --> 00:28:00,070 - You could've just said she wanted to give me a kiss. 629 00:28:00,067 --> 00:28:00,827 - Ah! 630 00:28:03,967 --> 00:28:07,127 (phone rings) 631 00:28:07,133 --> 00:28:09,073 - Hello, Coolum Beach Police, Officer Banks speaking. 632 00:28:09,067 --> 00:28:11,167 - [Male Caller] Hi, look, my shirt's just shrunk 633 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:13,197 like it's been in the dryer. 634 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,070 - [Toby] Yes? 635 00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:17,067 - [Male Caller] Well, I don't have a dryer. 636 00:28:17,067 --> 00:28:21,697 ♪ I can't feel 637 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:25,200 ♪ Won't leave this ground 638 00:28:27,267 --> 00:28:30,067 - Tomorrow, everyone in Coolum will turn into trees. 639 00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:32,167 - I knew this was gonna happen eventually. 640 00:28:32,167 --> 00:28:34,467 - [Toby] Adrian's Enchanted Florist. 641 00:28:34,467 --> 00:28:36,867 - He lives here all alone, masturbatin'. 642 00:28:38,567 --> 00:28:40,267 I'm becomin' a tree. 643 00:28:40,267 --> 00:28:41,367 - You're only 47. 644 00:28:41,367 --> 00:28:43,497 - I lied to you, Banks. 645 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:44,500 I'm not 47. 646 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,230 - Gregor? 647 00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:49,173 (melancholy music) 648 00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:54,167 ♪ I won't walk 649 00:28:54,933 --> 00:28:57,603 ♪ From this town alone