1 00:00:01,467 --> 00:00:04,227 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:07,867 --> 00:00:10,627 (dramatic music) 3 00:00:17,167 --> 00:00:20,327 (light hearted music) 4 00:00:27,367 --> 00:00:30,197 - [Man] You're listening to 86.9 Coolum FM, 5 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,770 and remember folks, there's nothing lovelier 6 00:00:32,767 --> 00:00:35,167 than a well-trimmed bush. 7 00:00:35,167 --> 00:00:36,327 At least that's what the judges 8 00:00:36,333 --> 00:00:37,803 of the Tidy Town competition say, 9 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,000 and it's only two days till they arrive in Coolum, 10 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,330 so keep those gardens gleaming and keep on rockin'. 11 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:48,170 (game beeping) 12 00:00:48,167 --> 00:00:49,327 - [Game] Please feed me. 13 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:56,470 - So you're a junkie too, huh? 14 00:00:56,467 --> 00:00:57,727 - Pardon me? 15 00:00:57,733 --> 00:00:58,673 - Pocket Petz. 16 00:00:59,633 --> 00:01:00,803 Hooked on 'em for years. 17 00:01:02,833 --> 00:01:04,633 What, something funny about my life? 18 00:01:04,633 --> 00:01:05,703 - No. 19 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:06,870 - You know what? 20 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,227 I'll, ah, I'll finish these transfers. 21 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:10,197 - You take off. 22 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:11,070 - Cheers, Kurt. 23 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:18,070 (ominous music) 24 00:01:24,167 --> 00:01:27,327 (headphones chanting) 25 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:37,373 ♪ Mow, mow, mow, mow, mow 26 00:01:37,367 --> 00:01:38,627 (engine rumbling) 27 00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:43,073 ♪ Mowing somewhere, mowing somewhere ♪ 28 00:01:43,067 --> 00:01:46,467 ♪ Grass is always growing somewhere ♪ 29 00:01:46,467 --> 00:01:49,727 ♪ And if you have it a lawn that needs a shave ♪ 30 00:01:49,733 --> 00:01:51,073 ♪ Mowing somewhere 31 00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:53,127 (Kurt screaming) 32 00:01:53,133 --> 00:01:55,903 (mower thuds) 33 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,500 - [Man] Hello, I need your help! 34 00:01:57,500 --> 00:01:58,730 - [Woman] My books are reading themselves. 35 00:01:58,733 --> 00:02:00,303 - [Man] My truck's stolen itself! 36 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:01,570 - [Woman] The costume shop comes alive at night. 37 00:02:01,567 --> 00:02:02,667 - [Man] My glasses don't make me see. 38 00:02:02,667 --> 00:02:05,497 (dramatic music) 39 00:02:11,467 --> 00:02:14,127 (ominous music) 40 00:02:16,967 --> 00:02:18,767 - I swear to you it's there. 41 00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:20,227 You heard the clip clop! 42 00:02:20,233 --> 00:02:22,733 - I heard someone clip clop. 43 00:02:22,733 --> 00:02:24,673 - Jeez, you get angry quick. 44 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:25,597 - What do you expect? 45 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:27,070 I've just spent seven hours lost 46 00:02:27,067 --> 00:02:29,197 in a storm water drain looking for a sewer horse! 47 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,500 - Quarter pony! 48 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:34,103 As if a horse could fit in a sewer. 49 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,430 Oh, that's going to stain. 50 00:02:37,067 --> 00:02:39,567 (man whistles) 51 00:02:39,567 --> 00:02:40,897 Bears. 52 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,470 - Sarge? 53 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:43,667 What are you doing? 54 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:45,067 - Toilet time is private time, Banks. 55 00:02:45,067 --> 00:02:48,567 More to the point, what have you been doing? 56 00:02:48,567 --> 00:02:50,597 - It's a long story. 57 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:51,430 Involving a horse. 58 00:02:51,433 --> 00:02:52,403 - Quarter pony. 59 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:54,670 - This is a police caravan. 60 00:02:54,667 --> 00:02:55,467 Get out. 61 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,070 Right out! 62 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,870 I thought I made it pretty crystal clear, Banks. 63 00:03:06,867 --> 00:03:09,727 Your job is to sit here and answer the phone, 64 00:03:09,733 --> 00:03:11,833 not run around town all night with that lunatic. 65 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:14,873 - They said Charles Manson was a lunatic. 66 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:15,697 - Get out. 67 00:03:17,933 --> 00:03:20,073 But since you've chosen to neglect your duties, 68 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,227 it's my phone that's been ringing off the hook. 69 00:03:22,233 --> 00:03:23,233 - Sarge, I'm sorry. 70 00:03:23,233 --> 00:03:24,073 What's happened? 71 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:25,067 - Oh, I don't know. 72 00:03:26,067 --> 00:03:27,497 Maybe someone trashed the park 73 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:30,600 with a ride-on mower, right before Tidy Town finals. 74 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,530 - [Gregor] Tidy Town is political bullshit. 75 00:03:32,533 --> 00:03:33,433 - Shut up, Gregor! 76 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,373 - Sarge, I'm really sorry. 77 00:03:36,367 --> 00:03:37,797 If there's anything I can do-- 78 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:42,070 - Well you can start by cleaning up last night's mess. 79 00:03:42,067 --> 00:03:43,897 And I don't even know why I'm doing this, 80 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,070 but I'm putting you in charge of keeping 81 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:49,797 this town vandal-free until after judging. 82 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,700 If there's so much of a shrub out of place, it's your ass. 83 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:56,303 You got it? 84 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:58,070 - [Gregor] Got it! 85 00:03:58,067 --> 00:04:02,097 (door knocks) 86 00:04:04,433 --> 00:04:07,533 (cell phone ringing) 87 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:11,797 - Talk to me. 88 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:15,303 Where? 89 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:18,070 (dramatic music) 90 00:04:20,067 --> 00:04:21,827 Kurt Graywater. 91 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:22,773 - [Phone] Say cheese. 92 00:04:22,767 --> 00:04:24,097 - Always knew he was trouble. 93 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:29,103 Well, I figure he drove the mower off that cliff, 94 00:04:30,167 --> 00:04:32,227 prevailing tides brought it back around, 95 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:33,873 washed up on the beach. 96 00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:34,827 - Right. 97 00:04:34,833 --> 00:04:37,273 Sorry, Sarge, but why would 98 00:04:37,267 --> 00:04:39,227 he drive his mower off the cliff? 99 00:04:39,233 --> 00:04:40,073 - It was drugs. 100 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:41,197 - Uh-uh! 101 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,200 There's no drugs in Coolum. 102 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,070 - That's not what the paper says. 103 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:47,067 - Madge, you can't believe the Noosa Times. 104 00:04:47,067 --> 00:04:49,127 They've slandered us before and they're doing it again, 105 00:04:49,133 --> 00:04:51,673 oh, right on the eve of Tidy Town. 106 00:04:51,667 --> 00:04:53,067 - It's ice all right. 107 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:54,497 Why don't you look at his eyes? 108 00:04:54,500 --> 00:04:55,530 - Clem, grow up! 109 00:04:55,533 --> 00:04:56,873 Act your age, it's not ice. 110 00:04:56,867 --> 00:04:57,697 - Glass? 111 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:58,800 Tina? 112 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:00,100 Biker's coffee? 113 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,630 - Ah, Sarge, maybe we could check it out? 114 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:04,803 - Okay. 115 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,730 - [Clem] Yeah, check it out. 116 00:05:05,733 --> 00:05:06,673 - Let me say it loud and clear. 117 00:05:06,667 --> 00:05:07,597 There's no ice in Coolum. 118 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,070 There's no drugs here at all. 119 00:05:09,067 --> 00:05:10,227 This is a Tidy Town. 120 00:05:11,467 --> 00:05:12,627 Now why don't you all just go home, 121 00:05:12,633 --> 00:05:14,233 the police have important work to do. 122 00:05:15,767 --> 00:05:17,967 Speak a da English, go home! 123 00:05:20,433 --> 00:05:22,233 - Right, okay everyone. 124 00:05:22,233 --> 00:05:24,073 If we could all just move along please. 125 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:25,727 - Not you, Banks. 126 00:05:25,733 --> 00:05:27,873 You've got a garden to clean. 127 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:28,697 Choppy-chop. 128 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,373 (dramatic music) 129 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,833 Gregor, what are you even doing here? 130 00:05:42,833 --> 00:05:43,933 This is a crime scene! 131 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,130 How'd you even get in here? 132 00:05:47,133 --> 00:05:49,073 It's a crime scene. 133 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:50,297 You're not a policeman. 134 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:53,070 (dramatic music) 135 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,803 - Dig a broad, shallow planting hole. 136 00:06:10,667 --> 00:06:13,167 Two, identify the trunk flare. 137 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:19,167 Is this the trunk flare? 138 00:06:19,167 --> 00:06:20,067 Gregor! 139 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,573 We've got work to do! 140 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:25,800 - Hey, Gregor, you old dickbag! 141 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:26,630 Woo! 142 00:06:26,633 --> 00:06:27,533 - Piss off! 143 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:32,233 - [Boy] Hey, Mr. Waters, you old dickbag! 144 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:36,070 - What was all that about? 145 00:06:36,067 --> 00:06:38,127 - Oh, bloody internet troll. 146 00:06:38,133 --> 00:06:40,103 - No, who was the kid you were talking to? 147 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,630 - Oh, that was Tom. 148 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:45,433 He used to work at the radio station with Kurt Graywater. 149 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:50,630 In fact, Tom was the last person to see Kurt alive. 150 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:52,297 - Was it drugs? 151 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:53,800 - Oh no, no, no, no. 152 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,070 Tom said the hardest thing 153 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:58,767 that Kurt was ever on was herbal tea. 154 00:06:58,767 --> 00:07:00,967 But he was on the hard stuff. 155 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:05,927 Stuff like white pomegranate and bronze fennel, Chinese-- 156 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,370 Why don't you go and talk to her? 157 00:07:10,367 --> 00:07:11,627 - What? 158 00:07:11,633 --> 00:07:13,333 No, no, I wouldn't know what to say. 159 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:15,273 - Tell you what, let's have a bit of a practice, all right? 160 00:07:15,267 --> 00:07:16,497 You and me. 161 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,800 Ah, you be Banks and I'll be Kath. 162 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,630 - No. 163 00:07:19,633 --> 00:07:20,473 - All right? 164 00:07:20,467 --> 00:07:21,297 Okay. 165 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,130 Hi, Banks. 166 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,300 - I'm getting a drink. 167 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:26,597 - Would you get me a lemonade? 168 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,930 - Oh, no, no. 169 00:07:27,933 --> 00:07:29,233 You can't have fizz. 170 00:07:29,233 --> 00:07:32,073 (dramatic music) 171 00:07:36,700 --> 00:07:38,100 - [Game] Feed me. 172 00:07:39,433 --> 00:07:40,273 Feed me. 173 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:46,903 (headphone chanting) (ominous music) 174 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:55,700 ♪ Mow, mow, mow, mow, mow 175 00:07:56,567 --> 00:07:59,227 (Tom groans) 176 00:07:59,233 --> 00:08:01,103 - Hello again, Mrs. Merrylease. 177 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,630 Yes, I did see the paper 178 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:06,473 and I have been assured that there is no ice in Coolum. 179 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:08,630 How do I know? 180 00:08:08,633 --> 00:08:10,503 Well, I'm a police officer. 181 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,500 Yes, I don't. 182 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:14,670 Yep, okay. 183 00:08:14,667 --> 00:08:16,667 Can you turn that down, please? 184 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,200 What, no, Mrs. Merrylease, that was not an ice rage. 185 00:08:22,233 --> 00:08:23,403 I'm not on ice. 186 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,900 (phone rings) 187 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,170 Hello, Mrs. Walls. 188 00:08:27,267 --> 00:08:29,527 Have you been speaking to Mrs. Johnson? 189 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:33,267 I know you've seen the article 190 00:08:33,267 --> 00:08:37,367 and I'm going to tell you the same thing that I told, 191 00:08:37,367 --> 00:08:38,597 Mrs. Sheehan, it wouldn't be the first time 192 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,900 a newspaper has lied though, would it? 193 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:42,800 I mean, remember that article about 194 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,670 the person who was tying a bird to the front 195 00:08:45,667 --> 00:08:48,897 of their windscreen wipers, then driving around filming it? 196 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,500 Well, that didn't happen either, did it? 197 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:52,330 Oh, it did? 198 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,697 I'm sorry, Mrs. Key. 199 00:08:57,267 --> 00:08:58,927 He sounds like a lovely bird. 200 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,430 If there are any drugs in Coolum, Mrs. Merrylease, 201 00:09:06,433 --> 00:09:08,403 you will be the first person I call. 202 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:12,867 Yes, I realize that that didn't come out right. 203 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,130 Okay, well I've gotta go now. 204 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:16,973 Bye-bye. 205 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,130 - You know, Banks, you've really got 206 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:23,733 to learn how to talk to old people. 207 00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:27,603 What I do, I imagine how it would be to be old. 208 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,430 - You are old. 209 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:29,473 - I'm 47. 210 00:09:29,467 --> 00:09:30,867 - Yes, you're 47. 211 00:09:30,867 --> 00:09:31,697 I know. 212 00:09:33,433 --> 00:09:35,273 Mrs. Merrylease thinks I'm on ice. 213 00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:36,097 - Well, are you? 214 00:09:36,100 --> 00:09:37,600 - No! 215 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,470 - Well, I don't know what you get up to when I'm not here. 216 00:09:39,467 --> 00:09:41,097 - You're always here. 217 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,200 - Well, not in the mornings. 218 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,700 Oh, most mornings. 219 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:49,527 (phone rings) 220 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:51,727 - Hello, Coolum Beach Police, 221 00:09:51,733 --> 00:09:53,873 protecting an ice-free community. 222 00:09:53,867 --> 00:09:55,867 (woman screaming) 223 00:09:55,867 --> 00:09:56,697 - Sorry? 224 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:58,827 Sorry, can you speak up, please? 225 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,773 I can't hear you over the-- 226 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:01,597 (mower engine rumbling) 227 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,670 Mower. 228 00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:04,397 (dramatic music) 229 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,230 - Right, this is Gwen Bell's house. 230 00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,473 - Do you know her? 231 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:10,567 - Well, I took her on a few sympathy dates 232 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:12,397 after her husband died, you know, 233 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:17,400 but she started to get all, like, clingy and weird. 234 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,430 - Oh, no, what happened here? 235 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:25,433 (suspenseful music) 236 00:10:27,767 --> 00:10:30,897 (Banks cries out) 237 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:33,400 - Hello, Gwen, this is Banks, my new partner. 238 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,230 - Partner? 239 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,427 - Yeah, look, why don't we 240 00:10:36,433 --> 00:10:39,273 all just sit down, have some Milo, 241 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:42,327 and you can tell us everything that happened, Gwen, huh? 242 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,133 You do have Milo? 243 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:45,703 - You know I do, pet. 244 00:10:46,933 --> 00:10:50,503 (gnome shatters) 245 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,770 - Sorry. 246 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:55,767 - Mr. Kerfuffle was a fourth generation gnome. 247 00:10:55,767 --> 00:10:56,597 - Right. 248 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:58,170 - No Milo for Banks. 249 00:10:58,167 --> 00:11:00,527 - And extra Milo for Gregor. 250 00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:02,733 (both chuckles) 251 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:03,903 - Let's do this quick. 252 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:06,800 What biscuits do you have? 253 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:11,167 (Gregor slurping) 254 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,400 - Everyone will look at my yard tomorrow 255 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,870 and say that I lost the Tidy Town Award for Coolum. 256 00:11:27,867 --> 00:11:29,367 - Oh, heaven's above! 257 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,197 - What? 258 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,070 - My Milo has popped to the top. 259 00:11:34,367 --> 00:11:36,267 - Here, have mine. 260 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:39,067 - Gwen. 261 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,967 Can you tell us what happened? 262 00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:47,203 - Can you tell us what happened, Cookie Face? 263 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,400 - I heard someone in the shed. 264 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,070 And then the mower started up. 265 00:11:51,067 --> 00:11:52,167 I looked outside, 266 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,570 and this young boy was destroying everything. 267 00:11:56,567 --> 00:11:59,727 - Can you describe what he looked like, Gwen? 268 00:11:59,733 --> 00:12:00,933 - Like he was on drugs. 269 00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:03,173 That ice. 270 00:12:03,167 --> 00:12:04,627 You know it puts the devil in you. 271 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:10,397 - Okay, did you see which way he went? 272 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,103 - Look, he's only young, Gwen. 273 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:16,830 He's trying to help. 274 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:23,170 - He went that way. 275 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:25,233 - Thank you. 276 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,173 (Gregor slurping) 277 00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,873 - Right. 278 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,127 Let's go, Gwen. 279 00:12:40,067 --> 00:12:41,227 - I tell you what young people need. 280 00:12:41,233 --> 00:12:42,473 - Mm? 281 00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:43,397 - A good dose of National Service. 282 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:44,330 - Ah, it did wonders for me. 283 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,873 - That'd get them off drugs. 284 00:12:45,867 --> 00:12:47,367 - There's no drugs in Coolum, Gwen. 285 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,697 - That's not what Mrs. Merrylease tells me. 286 00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:52,427 - Young people today have no respect. 287 00:12:53,433 --> 00:12:54,903 With their shirts hanging out. 288 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:56,797 And messy hair. 289 00:12:57,967 --> 00:12:59,697 And they're fat. 290 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,100 - Are you sure he went this way? 291 00:13:03,300 --> 00:13:04,230 (group sniffing) 292 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,703 - Do you smell something? 293 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,700 (dramatic music) 294 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,900 - Hurry! 295 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:10,830 Hurry! 296 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,603 (dramatic music) 297 00:13:14,767 --> 00:13:15,767 - My shoes! 298 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:18,497 (dramatic music) 299 00:13:23,867 --> 00:13:26,167 - My husband's mower. 300 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,127 - My shoes. 301 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,073 - [Gwen] He cherished that thing, 302 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:31,697 it was the love of his life. 303 00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,867 - Gwen, I'm, I'm so sorry. 304 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,400 (hand smacks) 305 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,270 - You're all on ice. 306 00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:41,767 - Ow, ow! 307 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:42,927 Gwen! 308 00:13:42,933 --> 00:13:45,433 (eerie music) 309 00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,527 (eerie music) 310 00:13:58,700 --> 00:13:59,500 I'm not fat. 311 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,800 If anyone's fat, Gwen's fat. 312 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,470 Who do you think is fatter out of Gwen and me? 313 00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,233 Seriously. 314 00:14:11,233 --> 00:14:12,073 Be honest. 315 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,700 - Truth hurts sometimes. 316 00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:19,697 (toilet flushes) 317 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:26,073 - No! 318 00:14:36,367 --> 00:14:38,927 - This place really needs a woman's touch. 319 00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:41,173 - Oh, look, just leave things where they are! 320 00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:44,873 - Do you need a hand, Gwen? 321 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,067 The tea's in the-- 322 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:47,797 - Top right cupboard. 323 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,900 - Right. 324 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,770 - The sugar's just-- 325 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:50,797 - Bottom left drawer. 326 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,170 I see you've painted the ceiling, pet. 327 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,703 (Gwen humming) 328 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,330 - Gwen? 329 00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:10,627 What are you humming? 330 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,473 - Hmm? 331 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,397 I don't know. 332 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,570 It's just stuck in my head. 333 00:15:13,567 --> 00:15:15,667 - This is serious, where did you hear that? 334 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:19,597 - I think, that young kid was singing it. 335 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,300 - That kid that destroyed your garden? 336 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,470 Try and remember the words. 337 00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:29,397 - Ooh, um, mowing somewhere. 338 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,100 - Come on, Cookie Face, you can do it. 339 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:31,930 You can do it. 340 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:36,433 ♪ Mowing Somewhere 341 00:15:36,433 --> 00:15:41,103 ♪ The grass is always growing somewhere ♪ 342 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,770 - We're in big trouble. 343 00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:45,627 Just, no, Gwen. 344 00:15:45,633 --> 00:15:48,633 Gwen, I like you as a friend. 345 00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,173 That's all. 346 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,667 (eerie music) 347 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:57,597 You ever had a song stuck in your head? 348 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,870 - A lot of Culture Club, yeah. 349 00:15:58,867 --> 00:16:00,327 - No, like, I mean a jingle. 350 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,833 - No. 351 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:05,833 - The last time I heard that song I was just 15 years old. 352 00:16:05,833 --> 00:16:07,603 It was the jingle for Coolum's 353 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,170 first lawnmower shop, Mowing Somewhere. 354 00:16:11,167 --> 00:16:12,527 The first time it was played 355 00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:15,073 on the radio, it put a spell on people. 356 00:16:15,067 --> 00:16:18,697 They went mower crazy, buying two or three at a time. 357 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:19,700 It was madness. 358 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,930 We, uh, we tried to lock 'em out, 359 00:16:21,933 --> 00:16:25,303 but they burnt the place down. 360 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,600 I escaped through a cat flap at the back, 361 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:33,600 but poor Joe, he was too fat to fit. 362 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:35,597 He died. 363 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,927 Whoever's doing this isn't on drugs. 364 00:16:39,867 --> 00:16:41,327 They've heard that jingle. 365 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,903 And if we don't find him, it won't 366 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:47,070 be just goodbye Tidy Town, it's goodbye Coolum! 367 00:16:47,067 --> 00:16:50,667 - Mm, Gregor, are you on ice? 368 00:16:52,067 --> 00:16:53,627 - You don't believe me. 369 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:54,903 You think I'm a massive dickhead, 370 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:56,430 just like the rest of them. 371 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,633 - Jingles don't turn people into mindless killers. 372 00:16:59,633 --> 00:17:00,973 - Yes, they do! 373 00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:04,297 They're meant to possess you, control your mind. 374 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:06,330 This one's a powerful one, son. 375 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,203 It'll put your soul in a box and shit all over it. 376 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:13,430 - Well, okay, where is a kid 377 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,973 going to hear a jingle from 50 years ago? 378 00:17:15,967 --> 00:17:17,867 - That's what we're about to find out. 379 00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:23,127 After it happened, I destroyed every tape. 380 00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:24,833 But one of them must have slipped through the net. 381 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:27,433 Mind you, it was a pretty old net. 382 00:17:27,433 --> 00:17:28,933 Stupid to use it. 383 00:17:28,933 --> 00:17:32,233 But that tape is here somewhere, I'm sure of it. 384 00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:33,733 - Yeah, well, you were also sure 385 00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:36,473 that there was a horse that lived in Coolum's sewers. 386 00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:38,367 - Quarter pony! 387 00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,397 You heard the clip-clop. 388 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:45,400 (suspenseful music) (game beeping) 389 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:52,167 - [Game] Please feed me. 390 00:17:53,067 --> 00:17:53,897 Feed me. 391 00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,467 Please feed me, feed me. 392 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,200 So hungry. 393 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:09,403 Please feed me, please feed me. 394 00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,467 Feed me, feed me. 395 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,567 - Pocket Petz. 396 00:18:15,567 --> 00:18:17,127 Oh, my God. 397 00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:20,733 There really are drugs in Coolum. 398 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:23,803 (headphone chanting) 399 00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:40,403 ♪ Mow, mow, mow, mow, mow 400 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,730 - It only takes one listen. 401 00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:43,733 Ah, eureka! 402 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,067 Ah! 403 00:18:47,433 --> 00:18:49,833 Who's ever doing this has been listening to this tape. 404 00:18:49,833 --> 00:18:51,173 We've got to destroy it. 405 00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:52,397 Now I've got a chainsaw 406 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,070 and some lighter fluid back at the caravan. 407 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:56,767 (engine rumbling) 408 00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:58,327 - Did you hear that? 409 00:18:58,333 --> 00:18:59,273 - It's him. 410 00:19:00,433 --> 00:19:02,373 He's here. 411 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,727 - He's cut the power. 412 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:06,673 (engine rumbling) 413 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:11,067 - It's Tom! 414 00:19:12,733 --> 00:19:14,273 - These are new batteries! 415 00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:17,497 No, Tom, put the brush cutter down and come quietly! 416 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,430 I know it's drugs. 417 00:19:18,433 --> 00:19:19,933 - Hey, hey, he can't hear you. 418 00:19:19,933 --> 00:19:22,273 He can only hear the jingle! 419 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:24,700 - Hurry! 420 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,630 Unlock the door! 421 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,103 - [Gregor] I'm trying! 422 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,370 - [Banks] It's the key with the ladybug pattern. 423 00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:30,297 - That's the key for the gymnasium hall. 424 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,900 - [Banks] It had an animal pattern! 425 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,830 Try the zebra one! 426 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,333 - Please, shut up, shut up! 427 00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:35,673 You're confusing me. 428 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:37,530 Got it! 429 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:38,833 It was the ladybug key. 430 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,203 (Banks yells) (Gregor chuckles) 431 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,070 I broke it. 432 00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:44,430 Sorry, son. 433 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,103 I didn't know me own strength. 434 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:50,670 - [Banks] This is really going to hurt! 435 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:52,967 - I knew this is how it was gonna end. 436 00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,833 (engine dies) 437 00:20:05,433 --> 00:20:06,973 (Tom thuds) 438 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:08,527 - Oh, now it works! 439 00:20:09,533 --> 00:20:10,373 Ha. 440 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,373 Yeah, his name's Tom Guerney. 441 00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:16,627 I think it's an ice rage. 442 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,570 No, we're not at the police station. 443 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,497 We're in a caravan. 444 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,630 It's in a park. 445 00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:26,333 Yes, a caravan, it's in Tickle Park. 446 00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,773 Quick, just, can you send the ambulance, please? 447 00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:29,927 Thank you. 448 00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:32,403 (Tom groaning) 449 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,470 How hard is it? 450 00:20:33,467 --> 00:20:36,067 (Tom grunting) 451 00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:46,867 Now, Tom. 452 00:20:48,433 --> 00:20:50,703 You're suffering from a withdrawal. 453 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,500 Or an overdose. 454 00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:54,173 You've taken something. 455 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:54,967 Is it ice? 456 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,430 Okay Tom, now. 457 00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,003 (Tom spits) 458 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,370 Really? 459 00:21:00,367 --> 00:21:02,197 Really, Tom, I've looked in your bag 460 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,200 and I've seen the Pocket Petz, okay? 461 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,270 I know you must be on something. 462 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,667 What is it? 463 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,827 (Tom retches) 464 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,173 Yuck, my sheets! 465 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:13,567 - I found it. 466 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:14,397 - What have you been doing? 467 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:15,870 Look at my sheets! 468 00:21:15,867 --> 00:21:17,427 - We've got to work fast, before he completely loses it. 469 00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:18,673 - What? 470 00:21:18,667 --> 00:21:19,597 - We've got to help him get his soul back. 471 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,830 - What are you talking about? 472 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,903 - Tom has gotta sing the jingle with soul. 473 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,670 - He doesn't need a sing-a-long, Gregor. 474 00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:26,327 He needs a tranquilizer. 475 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,373 Or a bucket. 476 00:21:27,367 --> 00:21:28,967 - Tom, sing along with me. 477 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:35,300 ♪ If you have a lawn that needs a shave ♪ 478 00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:40,567 ♪ Shave, shave, shave 479 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:51,527 ♪ Mowing Somewhere 480 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:58,470 ♪ Grass is always growing somewhere ♪ 481 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:03,670 ♪ And if you have a lawn that needs a shave ♪ 482 00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:09,127 ♪ Mowing Somewhere and save 483 00:22:13,067 --> 00:22:13,927 - It's working. 484 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:16,400 Tom? 485 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,100 (dramatic music) (Tom growling) 486 00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:19,900 - Come on, come on! 487 00:22:19,900 --> 00:22:20,730 - Tom. 488 00:22:20,733 --> 00:22:21,573 Tom! 489 00:22:21,567 --> 00:22:22,397 - Sing it! 490 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,500 Sing the jingle, Banks! 491 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,300 - What? 492 00:22:24,300 --> 00:22:25,300 - [Gregor] Sing it. 493 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,130 - I can't sing! 494 00:22:26,133 --> 00:22:27,073 - It's on the pamphlet. 495 00:22:27,067 --> 00:22:28,067 The words are on the pamphlet. 496 00:22:29,433 --> 00:22:30,933 Sing it, sing it! 497 00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:35,067 ♪ Mowing Somewhere 498 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:36,597 - Sing it with soul! 499 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:41,600 ♪ Mowing Somewhere 500 00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:48,133 ♪ The grass is always growing somewhere ♪ 501 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:54,067 ♪ And if you have a lawn that needs a shave ♪ 502 00:22:55,267 --> 00:23:01,567 ♪ Mowing Somewhere 503 00:23:05,367 --> 00:23:07,527 - Shh. 504 00:23:07,533 --> 00:23:08,873 - Is that vomit? 505 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:15,570 ♪ Mowing Somewhere and save 506 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:29,530 - Gregor? 507 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,373 What's happening? 508 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,527 - It's all right, Tom. 509 00:23:33,067 --> 00:23:34,497 You're safe now. 510 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,800 Uh, look, I'm going to take a little bit of money 511 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:41,700 from your wallet to pay for Banks' new sheets, okay? 512 00:23:41,700 --> 00:23:43,070 (sirens wailing) 513 00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,067 - [Phone] Say cheese. 514 00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:46,733 - [Woman] Do you think his heart stopped? 515 00:23:46,733 --> 00:23:49,973 - I must think of a sensitive caption for that photo. 516 00:23:49,967 --> 00:23:51,867 - [Banks] He doesn't remember a thing. 517 00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:54,067 - [Gregor] It was powerful stuff in his system. 518 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,197 - So you agree with me? 519 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,070 - What? 520 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:56,867 - That it was ice? 521 00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:57,827 - No! 522 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:58,773 It was music. 523 00:23:58,767 --> 00:24:01,067 Music, powerful stuff. 524 00:24:01,067 --> 00:24:03,597 Save your soul or it can take it away. 525 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:09,230 ♪ Mowing somewhere, mowing somewhere ♪ 526 00:24:10,233 --> 00:24:11,073 - No, no, no, no. 527 00:24:11,067 --> 00:24:11,897 No, no. 528 00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:17,073 Come on, let's go play Hero Quest. 529 00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:18,597 - Fish fingers, too? 530 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,370 - Why are you asking my permission? 531 00:24:20,367 --> 00:24:21,867 You're 47 years old. 532 00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:24,297 Watch your step. 533 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:26,870 (gentle music) 534 00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:36,700 - Do you have any idea how much of an idiot 535 00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:39,200 you made me look in front of the Tidy Town committee? 536 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,070 - Sorry? 537 00:24:40,067 --> 00:24:41,397 - One night, Banks. 538 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,430 And you couldn't keep this town clean. 539 00:24:43,433 --> 00:24:45,433 What's the Noosa Times going to say now? 540 00:24:46,567 --> 00:24:48,797 - Sarge, I can't be held accountable 541 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,800 for the actions of someone on drugs. 542 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,500 - I told you, Coolum does not have drugs. 543 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,400 - But Tom Guerney? 544 00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:58,627 - His blood test came back clean. 545 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,530 - What's going to happen to him? 546 00:25:02,533 --> 00:25:03,373 - Punishment. 547 00:25:04,867 --> 00:25:06,797 He made sure we couldn't win Tidy Town, 548 00:25:08,233 --> 00:25:10,633 so he's going to be washing cars for quite some time. 549 00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:14,170 - He attacked me with a brush cutter. 550 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:15,397 - And not just one car. 551 00:25:16,567 --> 00:25:18,067 Maybe even a bus. 552 00:25:19,067 --> 00:25:20,067 School bus. 553 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,900 Imagine cleaning that. 554 00:25:28,433 --> 00:25:29,933 Not so fast, Banks. 555 00:25:29,933 --> 00:25:32,173 We've got a complaint against you! 556 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:36,697 - A complaint? 557 00:25:36,700 --> 00:25:40,900 - The officer was rude, mean and quite possibly on drugs. 558 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:44,527 - No, well, why do you think that was me? 559 00:25:44,533 --> 00:25:46,473 - Oh, she describes you. 560 00:25:46,467 --> 00:25:49,967 Untucked shirt, messy hair. 561 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:54,070 Fat. 562 00:25:55,233 --> 00:25:56,073 - Gwen. 563 00:25:58,367 --> 00:26:00,567 - You're going to have to apologize to her, Banks. 564 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,300 - Yeah, I painted it myself. 565 00:26:09,567 --> 00:26:11,167 It's to replace Mr. Kerfuffle. 566 00:26:12,633 --> 00:26:16,333 I thought maybe, you know, you could start a new collection. 567 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:17,173 - Thanks. 568 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:19,197 I'll call it Fatty. 569 00:26:20,233 --> 00:26:21,373 Constable Fatty. 570 00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:24,727 How's the sausages, handsome? 571 00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:26,133 - They're coming. 572 00:26:33,533 --> 00:26:35,603 I'm going to do something now 573 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,700 I should have done a long time ago. 574 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,070 (CD sizzling) 575 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,070 Well, cover your eyes, cover your eyes! 576 00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:55,373 Go and talk to her. 577 00:26:55,367 --> 00:26:56,767 I'll handle things here. 578 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,600 Go. 579 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,370 (dramatic music) 580 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,233 - Hey! 581 00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:17,073 Heya, Kath. 582 00:27:19,067 --> 00:27:20,097 - Well? 583 00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:21,070 What are you up to? 584 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:29,870 (grill sizzling) 585 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,267 - Oh, God, help me fucking eyes! 586 00:27:38,267 --> 00:27:39,097 - Help! 587 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:40,600 His fucking eyes! 588 00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:43,173 - Okay. 589 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,827 (grill sizzles) 590 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,170 (dramatic music) 591 00:28:03,367 --> 00:28:05,297 - No, don't touch 'em, don't touch 'em! 592 00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:06,400 Ow! 593 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,730 Don't touch 'em! 594 00:28:08,833 --> 00:28:13,073 ♪ How did God feel 595 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:16,497 ♪ Won't leave this ground 596 00:28:18,867 --> 00:28:19,767 (woman screams) 597 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:20,797 - Can I have a guess? 598 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,730 The theater is haunted. 599 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:25,630 - I want you to fix these sets Banks. 600 00:28:25,633 --> 00:28:27,203 We open tomorrow night. 601 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:30,070 - When a ghost does this, I means you're gonna die. 602 00:28:30,067 --> 00:28:31,697 - Where did you get that? 603 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:34,630 We're not killing him, don't. 604 00:28:34,633 --> 00:28:36,233 Who keeps moving around in here? 605 00:28:40,733 --> 00:28:45,733 ♪ I won't walk 606 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,170 ♪ From this town alone