1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,170 (light melodic music) 2 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:11,230 (melodic haunting music) 3 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:20,303 (metal sign creaking) 4 00:00:22,700 --> 00:00:25,600 (padlock clicking) 5 00:00:29,233 --> 00:00:32,433 (object clinking nearby) 6 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:33,873 - Hello? 7 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,667 (leaves rustling) (light suspenseful music) 8 00:00:36,667 --> 00:00:37,797 Someone there? 9 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:43,167 (woman sighs) 10 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:46,127 (suspenseful music) 11 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,870 (glass shattering) 12 00:00:51,867 --> 00:00:53,627 (creature shrieking) 13 00:00:53,633 --> 00:00:54,973 (metal sign creaking) 14 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,427 - [Man] Hello, I need your help, 15 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:58,273 - [Woman] My books are reading themselves. 16 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,067 - [Man] My truck's stolen itself. 17 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:01,727 - [Woman] The costume shop comes alive at night. 18 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:04,433 - [Man] My glasses are making me see. 19 00:01:04,433 --> 00:01:07,873 (melodic haunting music) 20 00:01:10,433 --> 00:01:14,073 - [DJ Freckles] Cock-a-doodle-doo! 21 00:01:14,067 --> 00:01:17,197 Rise and shine, Coolum, you're listening to DJ Freckles. 22 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,600 - And Stunner. - On 98.6 Coolum FM. 23 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,770 (horn tooting) 24 00:01:21,767 --> 00:01:23,897 The big news this morning is the break in 25 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,530 at Frequent Fryers Chicken. 26 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:28,173 (man imitating chicken clucking) 27 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:30,497 So stay sharp, cool and keep on plugging. 28 00:01:32,433 --> 00:01:34,403 (bright melodic music) 29 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,470 - [Danielle] Hi, you've reached Danielle. 30 00:01:36,467 --> 00:01:38,067 Leave me a message. (phone beeping) 31 00:01:38,067 --> 00:01:40,197 - Hi, Danielle, good to hear your voice 32 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,430 on the machine again. 33 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:45,833 I'm here, safe, so yeah. (bus rumbling) 34 00:01:45,833 --> 00:01:49,203 Pity that you couldn't see me off like you promised. 35 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,870 But you know, hey. 36 00:01:50,867 --> 00:01:54,467 Um, so this is, I don't know, 37 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:57,327 like the fourth time I've called. 38 00:01:57,333 --> 00:02:00,703 Um, I'd just love to talk to you. 39 00:02:02,433 --> 00:02:03,273 Bye-bye. 40 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:06,433 It's Toby, by the way, it's Toby Banks. 41 00:02:06,433 --> 00:02:07,673 (phone beeping) 42 00:02:07,667 --> 00:02:09,167 - [Voicemail] Message bank is full, sorry. 43 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,230 (Toby sighing) 44 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,833 (traffic rumbling quietly) 45 00:02:14,833 --> 00:02:17,133 Oh, I'm far out, wait, no, no. 46 00:02:17,133 --> 00:02:19,573 Hello, come back, come back, stop, stop! 47 00:02:19,567 --> 00:02:21,097 (sighs) You've got my boots. 48 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,700 (bag thudding to ground) 49 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:30,470 ♪ I'll catch up in the afternoon ♪ 50 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:31,497 (dog barking) 51 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:35,400 ♪ Only one I feel with you 52 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,970 ♪ Kiss me as a sign each day 53 00:02:37,967 --> 00:02:39,927 (women giggling) 54 00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:42,433 ♪ In our town 55 00:02:43,767 --> 00:02:45,267 - Don't worry, 56 00:02:45,267 --> 00:02:47,767 that'll be the new look at Coolum High next week. 57 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:51,073 - Really? 58 00:02:51,067 --> 00:02:53,067 - No. (laughing) 59 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:54,467 Suits you though. 60 00:02:54,467 --> 00:02:57,327 (van door closing) 61 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:04,697 (melodic haunting music) 62 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,870 (metal sign creaking) 63 00:03:10,367 --> 00:03:11,667 - Ah, Sarge. - No, Johnson, 64 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,167 it's three pieces each, okay? 65 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:14,867 I'm not discussing it further, finished. 66 00:03:14,867 --> 00:03:17,567 - Nice, Sarge, Banks is here from the city. 67 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:19,367 - I'm starting today. 68 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:22,067 You were gonna pick me up from the bus stop. 69 00:03:22,067 --> 00:03:23,927 - Of course, Tony Banks. 70 00:03:23,933 --> 00:03:24,873 - Terry. - Toby. 71 00:03:24,867 --> 00:03:26,627 - Tommy. - Toby Banks 72 00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:28,173 - Banks. - Hi. 73 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:30,127 - Well, Banks, we're pretty busy today, as you can see. 74 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:32,803 - Yeah, so what happened? 75 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,670 - Somebody broke in last night, smashed the place up. 76 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:38,897 Strange thing is not a cent was taken from the till. 77 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:40,930 - Oh, could have been worse. 78 00:03:40,933 --> 00:03:42,533 (somber melodic music) 79 00:03:42,533 --> 00:03:43,373 - Could it? 80 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:47,730 (somber melodic music) 81 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:02,073 (flies buzzing) 82 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:05,130 - Jesus! - Quite the feeding frenzy. 83 00:04:05,133 --> 00:04:07,573 His cholesterol must be through the roof. 84 00:04:07,567 --> 00:04:08,427 (Toby laughing) 85 00:04:08,433 --> 00:04:10,433 Is that funny? - No. 86 00:04:10,433 --> 00:04:11,703 - [Johnson] Hm. 87 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:15,073 - Is that, um? - Chicken blood, 88 00:04:15,067 --> 00:04:17,067 I'd recognize that anywhere. 89 00:04:17,067 --> 00:04:18,627 - Any suspects? 90 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,203 - (sighs) Not yet, but rest assured, Banks, 91 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,970 Coolum's finest are on the job. 92 00:04:22,967 --> 00:04:24,127 (camera clicking) 93 00:04:24,133 --> 00:04:25,573 Oh, stand aside, Banks. 94 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:27,097 There's an artist at work. (Harold laughing) 95 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:30,300 Boys from news have been trying to pinch Jones for years. 96 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,230 (Harold laughing) Ey? 97 00:04:31,233 --> 00:04:33,073 How was Alice Horton's big day? 98 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:35,427 (camera beeping) - See for yourself. 99 00:04:35,433 --> 00:04:36,633 - Oh, poor thing, 100 00:04:36,633 --> 00:04:38,333 you can just tell she's pregnant, can't you? 101 00:04:38,333 --> 00:04:40,073 - Hm, dress just doesn't hide it. 102 00:04:40,067 --> 00:04:42,227 - He looks weird. - Hm. 103 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:44,073 - Honestly, I don't think he's the father. 104 00:04:44,067 --> 00:04:45,297 - No, no. 105 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,500 - [Neil] I think half the town could be, 106 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,330 but certainly not him. - Hey, Sarge. 107 00:04:49,967 --> 00:04:51,067 - Ugh! 108 00:04:51,067 --> 00:04:51,897 Banks! 109 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,670 - It's barbecue sauce. 110 00:04:57,433 --> 00:04:59,503 (camera clicking) 111 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:02,800 (melodic haunting music) 112 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,300 - [Neil] Welcome to HQ, detective. 113 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,600 - [Toby] This is my office? 114 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,530 - [Neil] Yes, and you'll be living here too. 115 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:11,573 - What? Does the Deputy Commissioner know about this? 116 00:05:11,567 --> 00:05:14,227 - Oh, he knows, it was his idea. 117 00:05:14,233 --> 00:05:16,073 - This was Dad's idea? - Hm-mm. 118 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:17,867 - Why can't I just stay at the police station 119 00:05:17,867 --> 00:05:20,097 with everyone else? - We lock it up at night. 120 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,130 - What if I have to arrest someone? 121 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:24,073 - (laughs) In Coolum at night? 122 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:25,297 Everyone's asleep. 123 00:05:26,533 --> 00:05:28,233 - But the break in at Frequent Fryers. 124 00:05:28,233 --> 00:05:30,403 - A one-off, Banks, it won't happen again on my watch. 125 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:31,970 - Sarge, I'd really much prefer to stay at- 126 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:34,297 - Listen, Banks, this has always been HQ 127 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:37,170 for Coolum's night shift officer, okay 128 00:05:37,167 --> 00:05:39,527 and your dad thought a stint out here 129 00:05:39,533 --> 00:05:40,833 might do you some good. 130 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:43,933 Think of this caravan as the front line, 131 00:05:43,933 --> 00:05:46,173 first port of call for people in need of assistance. 132 00:05:46,167 --> 00:05:48,167 Now you do wanna help people, don't you? 133 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:49,827 - Yes, of course I do. - Good. 134 00:05:49,833 --> 00:05:51,303 - Of course I wanna help people. 135 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,130 - Good. 136 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:55,673 - Okay well, how do I get around? 137 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:59,370 - [Neil] You must wear a helmet though. 138 00:05:59,367 --> 00:06:02,197 - Seriously? - Yes, it's a crime not to. 139 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:03,800 Also we have a possum problem here, 140 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,270 so if you have any trouble just go, 141 00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:07,867 ah, ah, ah, ah! (claps hands) 142 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:10,497 Ah! (claps hands) and they should back off. 143 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,900 They should. Alright, I'm gonna get going. 144 00:06:13,767 --> 00:06:15,427 (car alarm system beeping) 145 00:06:15,433 --> 00:06:17,503 - Sarge, wait, no, no, Sarge, you haven't told me. 146 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:19,800 - Just answer the phone. - What? 147 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:22,100 Is that it, that's the job? 148 00:06:22,100 --> 00:06:22,900 (car door closing) (car engine starting) 149 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:23,730 Sarge, Sarge. 150 00:06:25,267 --> 00:06:26,467 - What? 151 00:06:26,467 --> 00:06:29,067 - Are there any keys? - It doesn't lock. 152 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:31,267 - No, Sarge, is it- - Just answer the phone. 153 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:35,430 (car rumbling) 154 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:37,973 (gentle piano music) 155 00:06:37,967 --> 00:06:41,097 (thunder rumbling in distance) 156 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,770 (phone ringing) 157 00:06:46,467 --> 00:06:49,567 (Toby sighing) 158 00:06:49,567 --> 00:06:51,467 - Coolum Beach Police. 159 00:06:51,467 --> 00:06:53,767 (sighs) Hello again, Mrs. Merilees. 160 00:06:54,933 --> 00:06:57,073 (sighs) Mrs. Merilees, it's one in the morning. 161 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:01,130 I know you miss Mr. Cosiosco, but cats die. 162 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:03,173 Why don't you just put the bowls away? 163 00:07:03,167 --> 00:07:04,697 They're just gonna remind you of him. 164 00:07:04,700 --> 00:07:06,870 So you woke up and your shoe size has changed? 165 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:07,967 You've been kidnapped? 166 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,930 By your parents, ah, how old are you? 167 00:07:11,933 --> 00:07:14,303 Are you sure they're not, 168 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:17,600 your brother's shoes or your wife's shoes or? 169 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,530 Yep. 170 00:07:18,533 --> 00:07:21,473 (quirky melodic piano music) 171 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:23,497 (Toby sniffing milk) 172 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:25,570 You can't see in one eye? 173 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:28,233 It's more of a medical thing. 174 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:30,103 Yes, Mrs. Merilees, 175 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:32,200 they are like little people, aren't they? 176 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:35,130 Okay. 177 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:37,733 I've gotta go now, bye bye. 178 00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:40,503 (Toby sighing) 179 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:43,570 (gentle piano music) 180 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:53,830 (Toby breathing deeply) 181 00:07:53,833 --> 00:07:56,073 (object clattering) 182 00:07:56,067 --> 00:07:56,927 (door opening) Argh! 183 00:07:56,933 --> 00:07:57,873 (water spraying) Argh! 184 00:07:57,867 --> 00:07:59,627 - Get out! (Toby gasping) 185 00:07:59,633 --> 00:08:00,933 Get away from my game! 186 00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:03,203 (water spraying) - Argh! 187 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,070 - Who are you? - I'm Toby Banks. 188 00:08:05,067 --> 00:08:08,297 (water spraying) Argh! 189 00:08:08,300 --> 00:08:10,530 I'm the new night police officer, argh! 190 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:13,273 (water spraying) 191 00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:19,297 - Say cheese. (camera clicking) 192 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:21,630 - I hope you like chess. 193 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:23,503 - What? - Checkers? 194 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,570 - Huh? - How about "HeroQuest?" 195 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,070 (box rattling) 196 00:08:29,067 --> 00:08:31,727 In this game, nothing's what it seems. 197 00:08:31,733 --> 00:08:33,833 - [Toby] Right, this isn't "HeroQuest." 198 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,073 - Oh, yeah, yeah, 199 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:37,497 I had to change the name for legal reasons. 200 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:38,730 - You made this? - Yeah, 201 00:08:38,733 --> 00:08:41,403 but whatever Milton Bradley tells you, 202 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,500 I came up with the idea first. 203 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,770 - Right, and who do you play in "Crumpet Quest?" 204 00:08:46,767 --> 00:08:47,967 - The wizard of course, 205 00:08:47,967 --> 00:08:50,497 he's the only one that can cast spells. 206 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:53,070 What about you, are you an elf man? 207 00:08:53,067 --> 00:08:55,567 - I go dwarf. (Gregor chuckling) 208 00:08:55,567 --> 00:08:57,497 - The fattest and most unpopular character 209 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,900 in the whole game, no one likes him. 210 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:02,700 But I'll tell you one thing, he's a tough little bugger. 211 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,430 - Hm. 212 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,667 Sorry to be rude, who are you? 213 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:11,697 - Oh, Gregor's the name, I'm night security for the town. 214 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:14,300 You know, I locked up the toilets, the parks 215 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:17,130 and just generally keep an eye on things. 216 00:09:17,133 --> 00:09:19,473 It can get pretty weird around here, 217 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:21,667 once the sun goes down. - Tell me about it. 218 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:24,367 I've been going through some of these call logs, 219 00:09:24,367 --> 00:09:26,197 some of this stuff's ridiculous. 220 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,230 - Some of those cries for help 221 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:31,703 are more real than you can possibly imagine. 222 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:32,570 I call them 223 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:35,273 the strange calls. 224 00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:38,097 - Hm, good, yes, I call them prank calls. 225 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:41,500 Listen to this one, um, caller requires assistance. 226 00:09:42,933 --> 00:09:47,073 Rescuing tree stuck up cat, I'll assume that's a typo. 227 00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:48,967 - Sadly, no, poor Mrs. Morris. 228 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:52,427 Turned out to be a horticultural matter in the end. 229 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:53,273 - Right. 230 00:09:55,733 --> 00:09:57,303 It rains when I cry. 231 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:00,330 - Oh yeah, Aaron McCleskey. (chuckles) 232 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:04,273 When his Sheila dumped him, the soccer fields flooded. 233 00:10:04,267 --> 00:10:09,267 - Alright, um, man owes giant squid millions of dollars. 234 00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:13,373 - Chris Allen, sad story, 235 00:10:13,367 --> 00:10:14,967 hard to believe really. 236 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:17,427 - Very, yes, it is. 237 00:10:19,433 --> 00:10:22,373 - Strange town, son, you'd better get used to it. 238 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:26,170 (phone ringing) 239 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,270 (phone dinging) 240 00:10:30,267 --> 00:10:32,727 - Coolum Beach Police, Officer Banks speaking. 241 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:33,873 How may I help you? 242 00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:36,967 A burglary, for real? 243 00:10:39,533 --> 00:10:42,503 4-6-4? Unlock! 244 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,670 (melodic haunting music) 245 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:47,127 (car horn tooting) 246 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:50,203 - Well, are you coming? I got sherbies. 247 00:10:52,933 --> 00:10:56,133 - His, his chicken was stolen. (sobbing) 248 00:10:56,133 --> 00:11:00,873 - Say cheese. (camera clicking) 249 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,067 Say cheese. (camera clicking) 250 00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:04,797 - A chicken, right. 251 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:08,170 - I, er, I knew Mr. Percival, son, 252 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:11,427 he was a handsome bird, 253 00:11:11,433 --> 00:11:12,873 wonderful plumage. 254 00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,927 - Hm, sure, great. 255 00:11:14,933 --> 00:11:18,833 Maybe it was perhaps 256 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:21,273 a feral cat or a fox. 257 00:11:21,267 --> 00:11:24,697 - A fox couldn't do this sort of damage. 258 00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:26,470 - A really angry fox. 259 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:27,527 - It wasn't a fox. 260 00:11:27,533 --> 00:11:29,173 - Okay, so you saw what did it? 261 00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:32,227 - No, but I heard it, it was a monster. 262 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,403 (intense haunting music) 263 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:35,530 - Okay, um. 264 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:37,730 PJ, 265 00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:41,067 do you wanna maybe, 266 00:11:41,067 --> 00:11:43,927 why don't you tell me what the monster sounded like? 267 00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:47,203 - Something like. (sobbing) 268 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,070 - Shh! 269 00:11:48,067 --> 00:11:49,827 - So is he crying now? 270 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:52,703 Or was that the sound that he thinks it made? 271 00:11:52,700 --> 00:11:54,730 - I think he's crying, yeah. 272 00:11:54,733 --> 00:11:57,803 (gentle piano music) 273 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,627 (Gregor chuckling softly) 274 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:08,303 - Pound Coolum. 275 00:12:08,300 --> 00:12:10,130 Takes your breath away, doesn't she? 276 00:12:11,300 --> 00:12:13,870 Second biggest volcanic boulder in the world. 277 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,797 You know, some people say she's a beacon, 278 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,300 a magnet that draws strange things to the town. 279 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:21,370 - Gregor, Gregor. 280 00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:25,627 - I found these in the bottom of the coop. 281 00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:29,073 They're human teeth. - Ugh, oh, oh, yuck! 282 00:12:29,067 --> 00:12:33,367 No, no, you don't just go handing that to someone. 283 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:34,867 - Well, I do. 284 00:12:34,867 --> 00:12:38,267 - Well, you should warn them first or something, yuck! 285 00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:39,527 (Toby groaning) 286 00:12:39,533 --> 00:12:42,203 (phone ringing) 287 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,470 Hi, Danielle. 288 00:12:49,467 --> 00:12:51,097 Hi, how are you? 289 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,200 Thank you for calling so much. 290 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:57,803 What's that, um, where are you, are you out? 291 00:13:02,667 --> 00:13:04,697 No. (gentle piano music) 292 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:05,930 I understand, yeah, 293 00:13:05,933 --> 00:13:09,203 with me being here, it's a distance thing. 294 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,930 No, I don't need to know his name. 295 00:13:12,933 --> 00:13:15,303 Oh, Josh, right. 296 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:18,200 Wait, Josh from touch football? 297 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:23,273 No, I, doesn't he already have a girlfriend? 298 00:13:23,267 --> 00:13:28,267 Oh, no, I can actually, I can hear her there now too. 299 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,067 Josh is a lucky guy. 300 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:31,097 No, I don't have to talk to Josh. 301 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,700 Oh, (laughs awkwardly) hi, Josh. 302 00:13:33,700 --> 00:13:35,770 Please, please don't put me on speaker phone. 303 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,597 Hi, everyone. 304 00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:42,330 Yes, okay, well look, I don't, I don't wanna be rude, 305 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:46,103 but um, I'm at work, so I've got to go. 306 00:13:46,100 --> 00:13:48,130 So have a fun night, everyone, bye-bye. 307 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:49,930 Fun night. 308 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:57,097 (Toby sighing) 309 00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:57,900 - Son. 310 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,700 (radio switching on) 311 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,400 ♪ Boom, patter, bing 312 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:09,400 ♪ That's the sound a heart makes when it breaks ♪ 313 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,200 ♪ There must be some mistake 314 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,070 (radio switching off) 315 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:16,227 (Toby sighing) 316 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,173 - Are you alright, son? 317 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,330 - Well- - Jeez! 318 00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:21,833 (car brakes screeching) 319 00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:23,103 (head thudding) - Argh! 320 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,070 - What the hell was that? - Ow, oh! 321 00:14:25,067 --> 00:14:26,527 (Toby groaning in pain) 322 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,973 (car door closing) 323 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,367 (light haunting music) 324 00:14:29,367 --> 00:14:33,627 - Mr. Percival, I'd know that plumage anywhere. 325 00:14:33,633 --> 00:14:35,073 - Ah! 326 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:36,697 Ah! 327 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:39,430 - I, I know, son, come here, come here. 328 00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:41,803 (gentle piano music) - I just can't believe it. 329 00:14:43,267 --> 00:14:47,897 - Don't worry, we'll, we'll find him. (pats Toby's back) 330 00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:49,627 - What? 331 00:14:49,633 --> 00:14:52,233 Do you think that I am upset about a chicken? 332 00:14:53,367 --> 00:14:55,697 Is that what you think all of this is? 333 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:56,930 - Eh? 334 00:14:56,933 --> 00:15:00,073 - See, the thing is I never get upset, never, 335 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:03,197 not even when I have to take a three hour bus trip 336 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,130 to Coolum and there's no one there to pick me up, 337 00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,903 or when the Sergeant doesn't know my name 338 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:12,930 or when I see my new office, it turns out to be a caravan, 339 00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:17,933 a crappy, rusty, old heap of shit caravan! 340 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:21,073 And I don't get upset when an old man hoses me down 341 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,467 and then hands me some human teeth! 342 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,627 And I don't get upset when my girlfriend breaks up with me, 343 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:30,303 for some reason for a guy who's called Josh 344 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,330 and plays touch football, touch! 345 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:37,103 And I never, never get upset, when I find myself 346 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:40,430 standing in the middle of the night in a street 347 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:43,633 in the middle of the road at three in the morning, 348 00:15:43,633 --> 00:15:46,703 crying in front of a 80 year old stranger! 349 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,300 - I am 47! 350 00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:50,473 - I am leaving! 351 00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,197 (car door closing) 352 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,830 (banging on dashboard) Come on! 353 00:16:02,833 --> 00:16:06,703 (somber melodic music) 354 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,500 (phone ringing) 355 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,470 There is no one here! 356 00:16:11,467 --> 00:16:13,227 - I thought you were different, 357 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,073 but you're doing exactly what they want you to do. 358 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,397 They want you to quit. 359 00:16:18,267 --> 00:16:19,127 - It's my dad! 360 00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:24,067 My dad did not send me here to quit. 361 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,397 - That's why they send them all here. 362 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,800 (stapler clicking) 363 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,730 (stapler thudding) 364 00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:34,503 (Toby sighing) 365 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,070 You chicken. 366 00:16:38,067 --> 00:16:40,067 Can you imagine what would happen 367 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,827 if the fat dwarf packed up and left the wizard? 368 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,600 (bag thudding to ground) 369 00:16:48,567 --> 00:16:50,327 - I'm beginning to see why 370 00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,373 you're not at home with your wife. 371 00:16:52,367 --> 00:16:53,597 (body thudding) Uh! 372 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,430 - Now listen, son, you rolled the dice. 373 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,073 Now make your move. 374 00:16:57,067 --> 00:16:58,197 You can't skip a turn, 375 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,130 just 'cause you don't like the numbers. 376 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:01,973 Now don't you think the fat dwarf 377 00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:04,067 wasn't absolutely fucking shit scared, 378 00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:06,167 when he went down into Sublar's Dungeons? 379 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:07,397 Of course he was! 380 00:17:08,833 --> 00:17:12,633 But when things got hard, he had a partner, the wizard. 381 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:15,403 They became a team. (gentle melodic music) 382 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,570 Now Banks, 383 00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,867 you and I can become a team. 384 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:23,667 We can really help people. 385 00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:27,403 (phone ringing) 386 00:17:36,067 --> 00:17:39,227 - Hello, this is Toby Banks, Coolum's night desk officer. 387 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,930 I'm quitting, because I've got no girlfriend, 388 00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:46,103 I've got a black eye, I've lost my shoes, I'm a bit fat 389 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,270 and a few other things I don't wanna talk about 390 00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:52,227 and mostly because your town is crazy. 391 00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:55,533 - Help me! (metal sign creaking) 392 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,933 (melodic haunting music) 393 00:18:01,467 --> 00:18:04,797 (sign scraping on road) 394 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,230 - [Toby] Hello! 395 00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:27,927 (Toby grunting with effort) 396 00:18:29,967 --> 00:18:31,797 - Don't, don't come any closer. 397 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,270 Stay ba-back. 398 00:18:34,267 --> 00:18:37,267 Stay away from me, I don't want you here. 399 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,303 - No, no, you called me, remember? 400 00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,900 - Yeah, 20 minutes ago. 401 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:46,430 - Well, it's pretty quick by bike. 402 00:18:46,433 --> 00:18:49,073 - Too late, I'm gonna do what I should've done last night. 403 00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:53,097 I'm gonna bu-bu-burn this place to the ground 404 00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,300 and me with it. 405 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,900 - No, no, no, stop, just relax, relax, relax! 406 00:18:56,900 --> 00:18:59,800 Look, putting the torch away, okay? 407 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:03,070 It's away, huh, huh, 408 00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:05,667 there it goes, okay, now everyone just, 409 00:19:05,667 --> 00:19:09,497 everyone just needs to calm down a sec. 410 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,130 (Nick clucking) Ah! 411 00:19:12,133 --> 00:19:12,973 - Hm! 412 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:16,667 I don't wanna turn. 413 00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:22,667 I don't wanna be-become- 414 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,327 - Become a criminal? 415 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:26,973 'Cause that's what you will become, no, no, no. 416 00:19:26,967 --> 00:19:30,627 So why don't we just step away and put the oil down 417 00:19:30,633 --> 00:19:34,133 and we just talk, we just talk like normal people. 418 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:34,973 - I'm not normal. 419 00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:38,933 You don't know what I've done. 420 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:41,603 - No, I do, I know all about Mr. Percival. 421 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,403 - Wait, who? 422 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,600 - The chicken you stole. - He had a name? 423 00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:53,367 Oh, what have I done? (sobbing) 424 00:19:53,367 --> 00:19:54,197 Adios. - No! 425 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,230 (oil pouring) 426 00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:57,173 (Nick shrieking) 427 00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:58,627 My eyes! 428 00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:00,973 - Come back, come back, give me your hand before you- 429 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,327 (Nick shrieking) No, no! 430 00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:06,803 (man thudding to ground) - Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! 431 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,630 Ooh! 432 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:13,370 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 433 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:16,797 (melodic haunting music) 434 00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,270 (Toby groaning) 435 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:26,097 What? 436 00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:28,173 Get lost. 437 00:20:28,167 --> 00:20:29,927 I told you not to follow me. 438 00:20:29,933 --> 00:20:32,003 - It's a good thing I did, isn't it? 439 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,230 Don't take him to see Sarge, Banks. 440 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,873 I mean, the boy is sick. 441 00:20:36,867 --> 00:20:38,397 We can help him. 442 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,070 - I just arrested the guy who broke into Frequent Fryers. 443 00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,397 I'm not gonna let him go. 444 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,500 (Nick clucking) 445 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:46,700 (light haunting music) 446 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,570 - What's your name, son? 447 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:54,803 - Nick. 448 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:59,230 - Nicholas, oh, that's Santa's name, 449 00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:00,733 that's beautiful. 450 00:21:00,733 --> 00:21:03,073 Can I ask what happened to your hand? 451 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,630 - Do you guys like chicken? 452 00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:12,203 - Yes, it's delicious. 453 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,130 - I've been eating chicken at Frequent Fryers 454 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,127 every day for six months. 455 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:22,433 - Jesus! - I've, (clucking) 456 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:25,503 been eating there so much. 457 00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:29,170 (melodic suspenseful music) 458 00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,700 I'm turning into a chicken. 459 00:21:33,700 --> 00:21:36,100 - Well, he's showing all the symptoms. 460 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:39,470 His teeth have fallen out and he has a fear of foxes. 461 00:21:39,467 --> 00:21:40,567 - No. - Yeah? 462 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:44,067 - No, no. - Yeah. 463 00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:46,897 - Yes, it's worse than that. 464 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:50,930 (melodic suspenseful music) 465 00:21:50,933 --> 00:21:52,703 - Oh, gross, gross! 466 00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,170 I just vomited in my mouth. 467 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:55,297 - Say cheese. (camera clicking) 468 00:21:55,300 --> 00:21:56,570 (Nick sobbing) - I've seen this before. 469 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:57,827 - Where have you seen this before? 470 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,703 - I've seen it before. - Don't make things up, 471 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,070 you've never seen this before. 472 00:22:01,067 --> 00:22:02,427 - I'm telling you I've seen it before. 473 00:22:02,433 --> 00:22:03,373 - Ugh! (Nick sobbing) 474 00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:05,297 - How do you spell disgusting? 475 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:07,670 - D-I-S- - Gregor, Gregor! 476 00:22:08,767 --> 00:22:11,067 (light haunting music) 477 00:22:11,067 --> 00:22:12,767 - You must think I'm a freak. 478 00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:15,127 - What? No, no, of course not. 479 00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:17,073 - I am a freak, look, look at me, look at my hand. 480 00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:20,197 - Ugh, yes, yep, okay, it's okay. 481 00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:22,170 - I've tried to control my cravings, 482 00:22:22,167 --> 00:22:25,167 bu-bu-but they're too strong. 483 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:28,800 - Okay. 484 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,070 - Even after you closed down the shop, I still wanted more. 485 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,070 That's why I took Mr. Prendergast. 486 00:22:35,067 --> 00:22:37,127 - It's Mr. Percival. 487 00:22:37,133 --> 00:22:40,573 - I was gonna eat him. (sobbing) 488 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,197 I'm a monster. 489 00:22:43,933 --> 00:22:47,833 - You're not a monster, son, you're a chicken. 490 00:22:48,933 --> 00:22:51,503 (Nick sobbing) 491 00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:58,270 - Before I turn, I need you to write a letter to my dad. 492 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,470 Mum died when I was 10. - Isn't that something, 493 00:23:02,467 --> 00:23:04,327 you might wanna do yourself? 494 00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:08,197 Yep, okay, forgot, sorry. 495 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,330 - It's just that I can't- - Yeah, I know, I know, 496 00:23:09,333 --> 00:23:10,633 I know. - Grip. 497 00:23:10,633 --> 00:23:13,473 - Yep, I get it, I'll do it. 498 00:23:14,533 --> 00:23:17,973 Really loves Frequent Fryers. 499 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:22,203 So we've got sad at school. 500 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,200 - Hm-mm. - Sad when Mum died 501 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:28,770 and sad again about losing bike. 502 00:23:28,767 --> 00:23:30,897 Anything else you wanna add? 503 00:23:30,900 --> 00:23:33,300 - Finish it with P.S., 504 00:23:34,333 --> 00:23:35,733 I'm turning into a chicken. 505 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,670 - Right, is that something 506 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,197 that you wanna leave for the P.S.? 507 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,230 - [Gregor's Phone] Oh, you have a Twitter. 508 00:23:43,233 --> 00:23:45,203 - Can you just turn that onto silent please? 509 00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:47,630 - I'm getting a lot of Tweets about his hand. 510 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:49,073 - Can I see? 511 00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:53,067 - I don't think so, son, they're mostly pretty negative. 512 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:54,267 - No, I meant the letter. 513 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:58,697 (light melodic music) 514 00:24:00,767 --> 00:24:03,327 (Nick sobbing) 515 00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:10,200 That's me? - Yeah, I thought so. 516 00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:13,227 - What's gonna happen to me? 517 00:24:13,233 --> 00:24:14,933 - Well, it depends on the circumstances, 518 00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:16,633 whether you have any priors. 519 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,800 - The transformation will be like something 520 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,600 you've never experienced before. 521 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,200 Here's an aspirin for the pain. 522 00:24:30,567 --> 00:24:33,567 (chickens clucking) 523 00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:38,627 (light melodic music) 524 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,970 They're all waiting for you, Nicholas. 525 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:48,070 (melodic orchestral music) 526 00:24:49,067 --> 00:24:51,067 (handcuffs clicking) 527 00:24:51,067 --> 00:24:52,767 - Alright, let's go. 528 00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:55,497 (chickens clucking) 529 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:56,930 (dog barking) 530 00:24:56,933 --> 00:24:59,773 (leaves rustling) 531 00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:07,103 (muffled melodic pop music) 532 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,070 (suspenseful music) (Nick shrieking) 533 00:25:12,067 --> 00:25:14,497 (muffled melodic pop music) 534 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,400 - Banks. 535 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,400 (dog barking) 536 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,230 - [Toby] Sarge? 537 00:25:21,633 --> 00:25:26,633 (suspenseful music) (Nick shrieking) 538 00:25:33,667 --> 00:25:36,067 - This better be good. - It is, Sarge, 539 00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:38,627 I've arrested the guy, who broke into Frequent Fryers. 540 00:25:38,633 --> 00:25:40,333 - Mr. Henderson already confessed to the break in. 541 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:42,773 - What? - Arthur Henderson is a liar. 542 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:46,267 - I have told you to keep your nose out of police business. 543 00:25:46,267 --> 00:25:49,067 And I know the glue in my letterbox is you. 544 00:25:49,067 --> 00:25:50,567 (suspenseful music) 545 00:25:50,567 --> 00:25:53,327 (Nick shrieking) 546 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,500 Banks, go home. 547 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:02,370 - Please, sir, just come out to the car with me. 548 00:26:02,367 --> 00:26:03,467 (dog barking) 549 00:26:03,467 --> 00:26:04,767 (glass shattering) 550 00:26:04,767 --> 00:26:06,467 (cockerel crowing) 551 00:26:06,467 --> 00:26:09,467 (suspenseful music) 552 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,170 (handcuffs rattling quietly) 553 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,067 - [Neil] Great first day, Banks. 554 00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:25,200 (gentle piano music) 555 00:26:36,067 --> 00:26:37,397 - Ah, hello there. 556 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,500 - Hi. 557 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,100 - Sarge tells me you're leaving. 558 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:46,267 - Yes, I just don't think this is the place for me. 559 00:26:47,067 --> 00:26:49,067 - Oh, that's a shame. 560 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:51,067 How about a drink? 561 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:53,067 - I'd love to, I mean, I'm busy now, but I mean- 562 00:26:53,067 --> 00:26:54,367 - You can have Neil's. 563 00:26:54,367 --> 00:26:57,127 - Yeah, cool sorry, yes, that one. 564 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:02,433 - Okay, well, I guess see you. 565 00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:03,273 - Bye bye. 566 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:08,573 - Ah, hello there, Cushions. 567 00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:12,127 - I told you never to call me that, Neil, ever. 568 00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:13,173 - Sorry (clearing throat). 569 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:20,073 Well, I just need your autograph on this and we're done. 570 00:27:20,067 --> 00:27:21,727 It's a pretty tough job, Banks, 571 00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:23,433 I'm not surprised at your decision 572 00:27:24,967 --> 00:27:27,167 and neither is the Deputy Commissioner. 573 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:28,727 - Dad said that? - Big time, 574 00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:30,303 spoke to him this morning. 575 00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:33,500 Don't worry, not everybody's cut out to help people. 576 00:27:37,733 --> 00:27:39,433 Did Kath leave that for me? - No. 577 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,830 Um, that's the last one, sorry. 578 00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:46,403 - Well, you're not the first person to quit that post, Banks 579 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,330 and you won't be the last. (sighs) 580 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,833 Let's just get this over with, shall we? 581 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:53,903 (gentle piano music) 582 00:28:01,367 --> 00:28:02,827 - Perfect. (laughing) 583 00:28:02,833 --> 00:28:04,633 (phone alerting) - You have a Twitter. 584 00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:08,497 - They like you, Banks. 585 00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,770 - Who? - My Twitter followers. 586 00:28:10,767 --> 00:28:15,267 Gregorsucksballs87 says that you are, 587 00:28:15,267 --> 00:28:16,967 "Fat in a cute way." 588 00:28:16,967 --> 00:28:17,867 - What? - Yeah. 589 00:28:19,067 --> 00:28:21,197 - Gregor, you can't just Tweet a photo of me 590 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,200 without asking. - Well, I did ask. 591 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,130 I asked very quietly and you nodded. 592 00:28:25,133 --> 00:28:26,673 - I was drying my hair. 593 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,897 (chicken clucking) 594 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:29,970 - Mr. Percival. 595 00:28:31,233 --> 00:28:32,673 (chicken clucking) Do not come in, 596 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,327 you'll scratch the floors. (phone ringing) 597 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:36,873 You'll scratch the floors just like you did last time. 598 00:28:36,867 --> 00:28:38,067 (phone ringing) 599 00:28:38,067 --> 00:28:39,527 I think you should get that, son! 600 00:28:39,533 --> 00:28:42,273 Now you, chicken, Mr. Percival, get out of here. 601 00:28:42,267 --> 00:28:44,697 - Coolum Beach Police, Officer Banks speaking. 602 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:46,270 How can I help you? 603 00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:47,567 - [Man] Look, there's a griffin 604 00:28:47,567 --> 00:28:48,697 drinking from my swimming pool. 605 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:50,130 It's not a problem, oh my God! 606 00:28:50,133 --> 00:28:51,633 Oh my God, it's fallen in. 607 00:28:51,633 --> 00:28:52,603 Oh, my God, it's drowning! 608 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:58,500 ♪ I've got feet 609 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:02,400 ♪ That won't leave this ground 610 00:29:03,933 --> 00:29:06,503 - Someone trashed the park with a ride-on mower 611 00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:07,900 right before Tidy Town finals. 612 00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:10,070 - It was drugs. - There's no drugs in Coolum, 613 00:29:10,067 --> 00:29:11,227 this is a Tidy Town! 614 00:29:11,233 --> 00:29:12,733 - Whoever's doing this isn't on drugs, 615 00:29:12,733 --> 00:29:14,233 they heard that jingle. 616 00:29:14,233 --> 00:29:17,533 - [Toby] Jingles don't turn people into mindless killers. 617 00:29:17,533 --> 00:29:18,733 - Yes, they do. 618 00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:20,703 We've got to help him get his soul back. 619 00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:21,930 (chainsaw whirring) 620 00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:23,903 I knew this was how it was gonna end. 621 00:29:26,267 --> 00:29:31,267 ♪ I won't walk 622 00:29:32,067 --> 00:29:34,727 ♪ From this town alone