1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,300 S02E18 Spring Cleaning 2 00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:04,201 TRANSLATION: japa^| parlobrito REVIEW: parlobrito | @Maubri84 3 00:00:04,202 --> 00:00:05,552 Three days from "Vacation". 4 00:00:05,553 --> 00:00:07,400 it's everything we wanted enjoy. 5 00:00:07,401 --> 00:00:09,900 Visit my sister, the water park. 6 00:00:09,901 --> 00:00:11,700 I even remembered to ask to Nancy Donahue 7 00:00:11,701 --> 00:00:14,000 to get our correspondence, this time. 8 00:00:14,700 --> 00:00:18,700 Only 3 days. But, no... 9 00:00:18,701 --> 00:00:21,400 Frankie, I'm so sorry for telling you this. 10 00:00:21,401 --> 00:00:25,700 You were robbed. His entire house was ransacked. 11 00:00:25,701 --> 00:00:27,800 I don't believe who robbed us! 12 00:00:27,801 --> 00:00:30,600 What stupid thief would rob us? 13 00:00:30,601 --> 00:00:32,700 I hope they didn't take my books. 14 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:36,100 And my race sweater? I knew I should have brought it. 15 00:00:36,101 --> 00:00:38,300 If your books were stolen and your sweater, 16 00:00:38,301 --> 00:00:41,500 They are the nerdiest thieves. My God, my nunchucks. 17 00:00:41,501 --> 00:00:43,500 The important thing It's just that we're safe. 18 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:47,300 Just breathe and calm down until we find out what happened. 19 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,300 I'm sorry, I came to bring your gossip magazine, 20 00:00:54,301 --> 00:00:56,800 and I ended up bringing tragedy to you. 21 00:00:58,223 --> 00:01:01,100 It's so horrible. 22 00:01:01,101 --> 00:01:03,900 It was really horrible. Because the truth was 23 00:01:03,901 --> 00:01:07,200 that the house was exactly the way it was when we left. 24 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,800 I'm sorry you have to see your house like this. 25 00:01:09,801 --> 00:01:12,700 These animals have no zeal due to human decency. 26 00:01:12,701 --> 00:01:15,800 -But it's exactly... -Don't scream, it's okay, 27 00:01:15,801 --> 00:01:18,300 -We still have each other. -When cleaning the house, 28 00:01:18,301 --> 00:01:20,800 write down the losses for the insurance report. 29 00:01:20,801 --> 00:01:24,400 No, they took my box with money! 30 00:01:24,401 --> 00:01:26,500 And my Ferrari! It was red, no... 31 00:01:26,501 --> 00:01:29,200 Black, no... Red with black seats! 32 00:01:29,201 --> 00:01:33,600 Good thing you have a sense of humor, It's something no one will steal. 33 00:01:33,601 --> 00:01:35,800 Anyway, we will keep an eye. 34 00:01:35,801 --> 00:01:37,600 Thanks, that would be great. 35 00:01:37,601 --> 00:01:40,600 Don't stop solving crimes because of that. 36 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,700 As captain of the surveillance of the neighborhood I feel like I let you down. 37 00:01:51,701 --> 00:01:54,500 No, Nancy. The only ones to blame 38 00:01:54,501 --> 00:01:58,500 are the dirty wretches who did this. 39 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:07,500 It wasn't that shameful... 40 00:02:07,501 --> 00:02:11,500 That's it, we're pigs. It's spring and we'll clean up. 41 00:02:11,501 --> 00:02:14,500 I don't know how it got there to this point. 42 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,800 I'm hungry! 43 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:26,300 A box? This is officially the 2nd worst breakfast 44 00:02:26,301 --> 00:02:28,300 -that you have already done. -� to clean. 45 00:02:28,301 --> 00:02:31,100 What? Really? But it's summer holidays! 46 00:02:31,101 --> 00:02:34,000 -We should really enjoy it! -Like for 20 years 47 00:02:34,001 --> 00:02:36,751 That's what caused all this rubbish. The police had to come. 48 00:02:36,752 --> 00:02:38,800 -We are like criminals. -She's right. 49 00:02:38,801 --> 00:02:41,100 The cops are looking who did this. 50 00:02:41,101 --> 00:02:43,900 Technically, we are fugitives, then move. 51 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:46,600 But I was going to copy all my books, 52 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:50,100 in case we are really robbed. In fact, I need 50 thousand coins. 53 00:02:50,101 --> 00:02:52,500 Guys, it will be easier than we think. 54 00:02:52,501 --> 00:02:54,700 If we work together, we will be relaxing 55 00:02:54,701 --> 00:02:57,800 in a clean house at lunch. Let's start cleaning up the mess. 56 00:02:57,801 --> 00:03:00,200 Everything we have is rubbish. 57 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:04,300 Useful crap... Useless crap. 58 00:03:04,301 --> 00:03:07,000 We will have to be merciless. What they didn't use a year ago, 59 00:03:07,001 --> 00:03:09,700 throw it away. Oprah tells us to live 60 00:03:09,701 --> 00:03:12,300 for the life we have today. 61 00:03:12,301 --> 00:03:15,000 Be merciless, understood. 62 00:03:15,001 --> 00:03:17,000 We can't use this box for trash! 63 00:03:17,001 --> 00:03:19,700 It's the box for my car seat of baby. 64 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,700 Guys, pay attention in the names of each box. 65 00:03:27,701 --> 00:03:31,200 The inflatable foot bath It's not "Maintain", it's "Charity". 66 00:03:31,201 --> 00:03:35,200 The humble already have a problem without taking our expired medicine. 67 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:39,300 Brick's diorama from the 2nd series! 68 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,200 Mom, how can you play? that out? 69 00:03:43,201 --> 00:03:46,500 It is a beloved memory from your youngest child's childhood. 70 00:03:46,501 --> 00:03:50,100 -Brick, remember your diorama? -I remember. 71 00:03:50,101 --> 00:03:52,500 Well done, Brick. Being merciless. 72 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,700 Mike, what are you doing? 73 00:03:58,701 --> 00:04:00,900 You can't put your mug of coffee on the table. 74 00:04:00,901 --> 00:04:03,600 It's a clean area now. She was vaccinated. 75 00:04:03,601 --> 00:04:06,000 A mug, a magazine, a bag... 76 00:04:06,001 --> 00:04:08,500 It's the entrance to everything go down the drain again. 77 00:04:08,501 --> 00:04:11,700 Madness, a mug won't do... 78 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,700 My room is clean! 79 00:04:18,701 --> 00:04:21,800 There were all these dishes in your room and still left me 80 00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:24,400 eating steak in a glass measurement last night? 81 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,500 Maybe you need your book biology tomorrow? 82 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:38,500 "Vacation". No school tomorrow. It went wrong. 83 00:04:38,501 --> 00:04:40,000 And next week? 84 00:04:40,001 --> 00:04:43,200 I'm living for life that I have today. 85 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,300 Axl, are you really going to donate the Oscar "Best Brother" I gave you? 86 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:52,400 -He defeated Brick for this! -It was an honor to be nominated. 87 00:04:52,401 --> 00:04:55,800 One word, Buddhism. I don't need things. 88 00:04:55,801 --> 00:04:57,900 I'll get rid of it in an instant, even from you. 89 00:04:57,901 --> 00:05:00,100 I will roam the earth like a nomad of peace, 90 00:05:00,101 --> 00:05:01,800 doing good deeds. 91 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:14,000 Dude... Mom... It's 3pm and I'm still hungry, 92 00:05:14,001 --> 00:05:17,100 He said that by that time we would already have It's over, it's getting worse. 93 00:05:17,101 --> 00:05:20,000 I can't make lunch without reaching the fridge, can I? 94 00:05:20,001 --> 00:05:22,500 For me, we open a path to the refrigerator 95 00:05:22,501 --> 00:05:25,100 another to the bathroom and we stopped. 96 00:05:25,101 --> 00:05:27,200 You're right. It's not working. 97 00:05:27,201 --> 00:05:29,700 Do you know what we will do? Total Oprah. 98 00:05:29,701 --> 00:05:32,200 Everything goes out, in the garden. 99 00:05:32,201 --> 00:05:34,700 Nothing goes back inside, at least you convince me 100 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,000 who really loves and it needs that. 101 00:05:37,001 --> 00:05:39,700 -Sue, out now. -Mom! 102 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,100 As always, Oprah was right. 103 00:05:42,101 --> 00:05:44,500 Things started improving a little... 104 00:05:44,501 --> 00:05:46,100 Inside. 105 00:05:48,100 --> 00:05:50,700 It's definitely like that that Oprah spends on Sundays. 106 00:05:50,701 --> 00:05:52,850 -Where do you want it here? -I found some firecrackers, 107 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,900 -Let's blow them up. -Put it on the sidewalk, 108 00:05:54,901 --> 00:05:56,500 someone will take him. 109 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,300 Excuse me. I'm looking for Oak Street. 110 00:06:10,301 --> 00:06:14,100 Okay, what you will have to do: turn left at the sign, 111 00:06:14,101 --> 00:06:16,200 follow 3 blocks, deviate to the right, 112 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:18,500 -and turn 2nd left. -Thanks. 113 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:30,000 INFORMATION $1 114 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:32,900 I will have a history test, soon, 115 00:06:32,901 --> 00:06:35,200 who was the vice president of Abraham Lincoln? 116 00:06:35,201 --> 00:06:37,834 In fact, there were two. Hannibal Hamlin, 117 00:06:37,835 --> 00:06:40,400 So, Andrew Johnson became president 118 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:44,000 -after Lincoln's assassination. -Cool, thanks. 119 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,600 Tell your friends! 120 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,700 Mom let me bring them inside? 121 00:06:58,701 --> 00:07:01,300 She said she could eat this candy? 122 00:07:01,301 --> 00:07:03,300 I found it under the sofa. 123 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:08,500 Why do you need these bobs? They're really spoiled. 124 00:07:08,501 --> 00:07:10,200 I have them since the 4th grade. 125 00:07:10,201 --> 00:07:13,300 Are you afraid of hurting them? whether to throw them away? 126 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:16,600 What? It was a joke! 127 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:19,100 My God, Sue thinks that fools have feelings. 128 00:07:19,101 --> 00:07:21,700 -I don't think so. -Seriously, what if I did that? 129 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Stop, stop! You're scaring him! 130 00:07:24,801 --> 00:07:27,200 Scaring him? My God! It's getting better and better. 131 00:07:27,201 --> 00:07:30,000 No, Axl, give them back. Now! 132 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:33,000 Stop, stop! You can save one. 133 00:07:33,001 --> 00:07:36,900 What will it be, Sue? This one? 134 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,400 -Or this one? -Don't make me choose! 135 00:07:40,401 --> 00:07:43,200 I know it's stupid, but, I put them in my hair, 136 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:46,800 always in a different order, like this none would feel ignored. 137 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:51,700 I'm sorry, Sue. I didn't know... 138 00:07:51,701 --> 00:07:55,300 -That was crazy! -God, Axl! 139 00:07:55,301 --> 00:08:00,300 Guys, stop messing around. There's no time to talk. 140 00:08:00,301 --> 00:08:02,800 If we focus, We can finish by dinner. 141 00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:08,300 Okay, it's midnight. We stop here. 142 00:08:08,301 --> 00:08:10,300 Everyone inside. We'll finish tomorrow. 143 00:08:10,301 --> 00:08:12,700 But what if someone takes our things? 144 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,300 Lucky us. 145 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,200 But no one took anything. In fact... 146 00:08:19,201 --> 00:08:21,900 The next morning, there were even more things. 147 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:25,600 A cat carrier? We never had a cat. 148 00:08:25,601 --> 00:08:28,200 Other people They are dumping their things. 149 00:08:28,201 --> 00:08:30,100 We didn't finish that day, too. 150 00:08:30,101 --> 00:08:32,501 After others They started to bring their things, 151 00:08:32,502 --> 00:08:34,952 we take things from the garden back to the room. 152 00:08:34,953 --> 00:08:37,000 On the 3rd day, to the kitchen... 153 00:08:37,001 --> 00:08:39,500 On the 4th day, we all went a little crazy. 154 00:08:39,501 --> 00:08:42,500 We will never be free of all these things! 155 00:08:42,501 --> 00:08:45,200 Do you know what we should do? Free us from ourselves. 156 00:08:45,201 --> 00:08:48,000 Seriously, we'll go from here to live in a van. 157 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:50,700 We will travel around the country and... 158 00:08:50,701 --> 00:08:55,100 We will learn more about ourselves, we will exchange things and food. 159 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:57,400 Without filling our lives with material goods. 160 00:08:57,401 --> 00:09:00,400 Fill our van with love. 161 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,500 But in the USA, in difficult times, 162 00:09:04,501 --> 00:09:07,400 there is always someone wanting to make a profit. 163 00:09:07,401 --> 00:09:10,900 For the best cardiac benefit, at your age and weight, 164 00:09:10,901 --> 00:09:14,900 your heartbeat should be at 137 for about 20 minutes. 165 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:19,600 Indiana University has more or less 32 thousand students, 166 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,800 while Notre Dame There are only 8 thousand. 167 00:09:21,801 --> 00:09:24,500 -Thanks. -Hello, I have your answer 168 00:09:24,501 --> 00:09:26,700 about "Tupperware". If you want to call me, 169 00:09:26,701 --> 00:09:30,300 I'll be here until 5pm. Then I'll have to take a shower. 170 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:32,900 Next. 171 00:09:32,901 --> 00:09:35,100 If you don't support my idea about the van, 172 00:09:35,101 --> 00:09:38,000 help clean the bed so we have a place to sleep. 173 00:09:38,001 --> 00:09:40,200 All this crap is yours, not mine. 174 00:09:40,201 --> 00:09:42,800 All I have are 6 things in that box over there. 175 00:09:42,801 --> 00:09:45,000 I'm ready for the van whenever you want. 176 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,100 Mike only has 6 things. What do you want? A medal? 177 00:09:48,101 --> 00:09:50,600 Of course, give it to me, and I will throw it away. 178 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:55,200 We will see which 6 things went to their special box. 179 00:09:55,850 --> 00:09:58,500 the university floor that I gave you on Father's Day. 180 00:09:58,501 --> 00:10:00,000 Nice. 181 00:10:00,001 --> 00:10:03,051 "Sports Illustrated" from way back the Colts won the Super Bowl. 182 00:10:03,052 --> 00:10:05,700 "Pros and cons of riding the lawnmower." 183 00:10:05,701 --> 00:10:07,849 -What is that? -It's my list of decisions. 184 00:10:07,850 --> 00:10:10,500 I make one for each big decision I have to make. 185 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:14,300 "Pre... 25 horsepower. Against... less exercise." 186 00:10:14,301 --> 00:10:16,700 -Did you keep this? -Of course. 187 00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:20,168 So I can look in case wanting to buy another mower. 188 00:10:20,169 --> 00:10:23,200 Really? This is so cute. 189 00:10:23,201 --> 00:10:25,606 "Pros and cons of waterproof the floor"... 190 00:10:25,607 --> 00:10:27,607 "Pros and cons of a blender"... 191 00:10:27,608 --> 00:10:30,178 "Pros and cons of getting married with Frankie"? 192 00:10:30,179 --> 00:10:32,614 Oh, yes. 193 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:42,086 Really, Mike? Made a list of pros and cons of marrying me? 194 00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:44,021 You know, should be flattered 195 00:10:44,022 --> 00:10:46,290 because it took me a while thinking about it. 196 00:10:46,291 --> 00:10:49,300 A woman doesn't want that, Mike. 197 00:10:49,301 --> 00:10:51,929 She wants to think that her husband followed his heart. 198 00:10:51,930 --> 00:10:53,900 And how many things you bought with your heart 199 00:10:53,901 --> 00:10:55,700 that we are throwing it away now? 200 00:10:55,701 --> 00:10:59,800 No... pros and cons. It's like I do things. My system. 201 00:10:59,801 --> 00:11:04,000 Okay. Let's see why wanted to marry me. 202 00:11:04,001 --> 00:11:06,600 Pre number 1... "Income tax deduction". 203 00:11:06,601 --> 00:11:07,901 Income tax? 204 00:11:07,902 --> 00:11:09,952 It's a list of everything, in no specific order. 205 00:11:09,953 --> 00:11:12,000 Number 2... "Like Reservoir Dogs." 206 00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:13,600 We both know it's a lie. 207 00:11:13,601 --> 00:11:16,554 3... "beautiful". 208 00:11:16,555 --> 00:11:19,390 4... "good at"... 209 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:24,829 Didn't even finish this one. What exactly am I good at? 210 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,500 Leave things alone? 211 00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:28,900 There are only 4 benefits on this list. 212 00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:32,300 In fact, 3 and a half because the last one didn't even finish, 213 00:11:32,301 --> 00:11:35,272 -and there are about 15 cons! -I said she was beautiful. 214 00:11:35,273 --> 00:11:38,200 -"Cons"... -We're not going to do that. 215 00:11:38,201 --> 00:11:39,700 "Chatter". 216 00:11:39,701 --> 00:11:41,650 That's when I thought that had 217 00:11:41,651 --> 00:11:43,101 to hear everything what you said. 218 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:44,402 "Speak loudly"? 219 00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,800 Now it's useful to scream with the children. 220 00:11:46,801 --> 00:11:49,420 Right. I'll let this one pass. "Crying"? 221 00:11:49,421 --> 00:11:52,100 I have to be honest with you, I still don't like it. 222 00:11:52,101 --> 00:11:53,791 "The wine dance"? 223 00:11:53,792 --> 00:11:57,200 It's called seduction, Mike. 224 00:11:57,201 --> 00:12:00,300 That was you 20 years ago. It has nothing to do 225 00:12:00,301 --> 00:12:02,800 with you today, So let's stop here. 226 00:12:02,801 --> 00:12:04,601 No, no, no. Let's continue reading. 227 00:12:04,602 --> 00:12:07,438 I'm having fun learning how you think. 228 00:12:07,439 --> 00:12:10,600 "Good mother question mark"? 229 00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:13,750 But now we know that you are one, 230 00:12:13,751 --> 00:12:16,500 so let's cross it out this question mark 231 00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:19,000 and send him to the prisons. Or, even better... 232 00:12:19,001 --> 00:12:21,901 Are we getting rid of things? Let's get rid of the list! 233 00:12:21,902 --> 00:12:24,000 No, no. I think you should keep it, 234 00:12:24,001 --> 00:12:26,600 Just in case you want another wife. 235 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:35,800 BACK IN 30 MINUTES 236 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:40,604 They say in the park that you can answer any question. 237 00:12:40,605 --> 00:12:43,507 I was going out for lunch, but I have 30 seconds. 238 00:12:43,508 --> 00:12:45,176 What's your question? 239 00:12:45,177 --> 00:12:47,900 Why do my parents Are you getting divorced? 240 00:12:51,615 --> 00:12:53,300 Guys, please. 241 00:12:53,301 --> 00:12:56,700 I said take these things to the donation site hours ago. 242 00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:59,050 It's Sue's fault. She kept going back and forth 243 00:12:59,051 --> 00:13:01,401 with these bobs all day. You think they're alive. 244 00:13:01,402 --> 00:13:04,261 I didn't say they were alive! He said they had feelings! 245 00:13:04,262 --> 00:13:07,800 I know they don't have it. It's just... 246 00:13:07,801 --> 00:13:11,000 I can't get rid of them, because they might feel bad. 247 00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:14,000 Which is ridiculous, because they don't have feelings. 248 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:16,474 I don't want them feel abandoned. 249 00:13:16,475 --> 00:13:19,400 Sue, don't think of it as if you were abandoning them. 250 00:13:19,401 --> 00:13:20,978 You are giving them away. 251 00:13:20,979 --> 00:13:23,347 And somewhere out there there is a homeless person 252 00:13:23,348 --> 00:13:25,816 with straight hair, who will use them 253 00:13:25,817 --> 00:13:27,267 to curl your hair, 254 00:13:27,268 --> 00:13:29,700 get a job and change your life. 255 00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:31,655 Really? 256 00:13:31,656 --> 00:13:34,692 It's fine. 257 00:13:34,693 --> 00:13:37,561 Quick, put it in the car first let her change her mind. 258 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:43,035 Meanwhile, Brick was researching 259 00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:45,470 about the question from your last client, 260 00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:46,939 but Brick being Brick, 261 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:49,374 went after wisdom of adults. 262 00:13:49,375 --> 00:13:51,844 HOW TO TELL IF YOUR MAN YOU'RE LYING 263 00:13:51,845 --> 00:13:55,147 My arm is killing me! Why don't we tie this up? 264 00:13:55,148 --> 00:13:57,216 Wait and see... 265 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,788 Automatic download. 266 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Not this one. Closed?! 267 00:14:11,001 --> 00:14:13,250 Now we will have that puts everything back. 268 00:14:13,251 --> 00:14:15,651 No way. Let's dump here and get lost. 269 00:14:15,652 --> 00:14:18,849 But the sign says, "Don't let objects after hours". 270 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,800 There's no way we're taking these crap back home. 271 00:14:21,801 --> 00:14:23,700 Stop grumbling and come help me. 272 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,900 Do not leave objects after of the file. 273 00:14:30,901 --> 00:14:34,400 -Oh, no. They're watching us. -Calm down. It's just a recording. 274 00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:36,800 It's not just a recording. 275 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:40,100 You... boy with the tricycle red, straight hair girl, 276 00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:42,400 it is illegal to leave objects after hours, 277 00:14:42,401 --> 00:14:45,800 under the Indiana penal code, articles 35 to 45, section 3. 278 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:49,000 Sorry. It's that... We came so far and... 279 00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,136 Damn them! We're done! Let's leak! 280 00:14:56,276 --> 00:15:00,212 We are good young people! I promise! 281 00:15:04,994 --> 00:15:06,428 Oh, no! 282 00:15:06,429 --> 00:15:09,431 I was going to leave a note for whoever caught the bobs. 283 00:15:09,432 --> 00:15:11,433 You have to give a swing on the wire... 284 00:15:11,434 --> 00:15:15,170 You have to give a swing on the wire! 285 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,300 Full house outside. 286 00:15:18,301 --> 00:15:20,851 Maybe we should play the rest of those boxes in the attic. 287 00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:23,200 I'm almost finished over here. 288 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,300 What is this? 289 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:28,043 "Mike's pros and cons." 290 00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:30,800 Our. Is this still bothering you? 291 00:15:30,801 --> 00:15:34,483 What? No. I just found it. I must have done this years ago. 292 00:15:34,484 --> 00:15:37,253 It's on the back of the bulletin from last week's Brick. 293 00:15:37,254 --> 00:15:40,200 It's cool. Whatever. I may have some flaws, 294 00:15:40,201 --> 00:15:42,851 but believe me, you It's no Brian Williams. 295 00:15:42,852 --> 00:15:47,463 Let's take a look at your many, many, many cons. 296 00:15:47,464 --> 00:15:49,400 1... "Frighteningly loud." 297 00:15:49,401 --> 00:15:51,800 2... "It doesn't fit in the bathroom." 298 00:15:51,801 --> 00:15:53,636 This is part of being tall. 299 00:15:53,637 --> 00:15:55,771 3... "Unbearable in the morning." 300 00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,907 4... "List maker." 301 00:15:57,908 --> 00:16:00,876 5... your version of the wine dance... 302 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,350 "Are you up?" 303 00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:04,413 Okay, Frankie, expressed his opinion. 304 00:16:04,414 --> 00:16:06,150 Wait. Want to hear your pros? 305 00:16:06,151 --> 00:16:10,186 1... "Absolutely incredible and fantastic in..." 306 00:16:10,187 --> 00:16:13,550 I left it blank, and now I can't remember 307 00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:16,300 in which you are absolutely incredible and fantastic. 308 00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:20,396 Frankie, it's a stupid role 20 years ago. Let it go. 309 00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:24,201 Let it go? The blender You have more benefits than me! 310 00:16:24,202 --> 00:16:28,337 The blender breaks ice and turns off when I want. 311 00:16:28,338 --> 00:16:32,000 Oh, I'm sorry. Am I being too chatty? 312 00:16:32,001 --> 00:16:35,200 It's crazy that you did a list to decide 313 00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:37,500 marry me, considering... 314 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,399 Considering what? 315 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,400 Considering who you it was at that time, 316 00:16:43,401 --> 00:16:45,400 the level of women whoever you go out with... 317 00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:48,500 Let's just say there was very lucky to get me hooked. 318 00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:51,900 Wait, wait. It's saying that I leveled up when I got married? 319 00:16:51,901 --> 00:16:53,700 He hit the nail on the head. 320 00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:55,500 And you didn't win nothing with that? 321 00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:58,000 Oh, I gained something. A whole life 322 00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,700 full of nail pieces cut out of my magazines! 323 00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:03,400 Wait. Your list was based in 18 years of marriage. 324 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:05,107 Mine in 6 months of dating. 325 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,200 But can we do this? Because I do. 326 00:17:07,201 --> 00:17:09,600 -Then do it. -I won't do that. 327 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:20,599 Axl, did you hear? They are coming to arrest us. 328 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,900 For what? 329 00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:24,126 penal code, articles 35-45, section 3. 330 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,350 We have to combine our stories. 331 00:17:26,351 --> 00:17:28,631 Right. Here's the story. 332 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,502 We went to donate to charity, and... 333 00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:36,299 We donate. I hope not put us in the electric chair. 334 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:41,800 But the sign... and the voice. That voice... it haunts me! 335 00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:43,800 Maybe we should tell It's mom and dad. 336 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,101 There's nothing to tell! 337 00:17:45,102 --> 00:17:47,800 Except that summer vacation they sucked! 338 00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,900 Just so you know, regardless of what happens, 339 00:17:50,901 --> 00:17:52,900 I've got your back. 340 00:17:52,901 --> 00:17:55,400 Sorry, Sue. I would love to talk more of this with you, 341 00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:57,301 but my stapler are you feeling alone, 342 00:17:57,302 --> 00:17:59,302 then I will pass some time with him. 343 00:18:02,966 --> 00:18:05,768 You always do this! It does this all the time. 344 00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:09,071 Have you ever stopped to think that I can be busy doing something? 345 00:18:09,072 --> 00:18:11,507 How to clean the room for Sue's birthday 346 00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,008 so we don't feel ashamed in front of the neighbors? 347 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:16,759 Are you worried about embarrassing yourself? in front of little girls, 348 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,610 but don't be ashamed of the cement geese at the entrance! 349 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,900 -They are beautiful! -They weren't so beautiful when 350 00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,350 I hit them with bare feet, and I was jumping while bleeding, 351 00:18:25,351 --> 00:18:26,701 trying to find a band-aid! 352 00:18:26,702 --> 00:18:29,200 Buy a Band-Aid once in a lifetime! 353 00:18:29,201 --> 00:18:31,400 Never buy band-aids! Never buy anything! 354 00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,000 I buy band-aids, but never the right one! 355 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:36,400 You buy the cheap ones, that float in the bathtub 356 00:18:36,401 --> 00:18:38,701 -and they clog the drain! -What do you know about drains? 357 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,002 When did you unblock the drain? 358 00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:41,603 Do you know where it is the wrench? 359 00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:44,800 -Where is she, Frankie? Where? -If I knew where she was, 360 00:18:44,801 --> 00:18:46,700 Why the hell would I need from you?! 361 00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,500 -Mom! Father! -What is it?! 362 00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:51,000 Why do people get divorced? 363 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,850 Oh, dear... 364 00:18:54,851 --> 00:18:56,752 Love... 365 00:18:56,753 --> 00:18:58,320 We're not getting divorced. 366 00:18:58,321 --> 00:19:01,290 No, your father and I we love each other very much. See? 367 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,700 �, Brick. Your mother and I don't We were really fighting. 368 00:19:05,701 --> 00:19:08,700 I wasn't asking about you. It's for work. 369 00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:10,900 But I see you're busy. 370 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,341 This is Brick's newsletter. 371 00:19:19,342 --> 00:19:22,277 We have to sign and return the school. 372 00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,900 See, that's why you shouldn't dig up the past. 373 00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:28,300 Dust flies, things are discoveries, things are said. 374 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:31,900 And some things are better buried and forgotten. 375 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,300 I answer! 376 00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:47,703 Hi, police officers. What's going on? 377 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:50,639 Good news, Mr. Heck. We found your stuff. 378 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,876 The criminals played in an alley. 379 00:19:53,877 --> 00:19:56,779 The criminals who robbed us. Remember, mom? 380 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,200 Fortunately, some had their names. 381 00:19:59,201 --> 00:20:00,501 It's a day without movement, 382 00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:03,302 so we put it in some cars and we brought everything back. 383 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,603 Hey guys. 384 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,200 All this? That's great. 385 00:20:13,229 --> 00:20:15,264 That's the story of the divorce. 386 00:20:15,265 --> 00:20:19,300 Some couples get married without thinking about the pros and cons. 387 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,236 Others just distance themselves. 388 00:20:21,237 --> 00:20:22,850 In case by Scarlett Johansson 389 00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:26,909 and Ryan Reynolds, it was distance... and egos. 390 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:29,300 Thank you, but I came to tell you 391 00:20:29,301 --> 00:20:32,250 that I heard my parents wrong through the wall. 392 00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:35,500 It wasn't getting divorced. They are me "gifting". With a horse! 393 00:20:38,121 --> 00:20:40,300 Arabian or quarter horse? 394 00:20:40,301 --> 00:20:42,900 Because the Arabs need of a larger stable. 395 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,500 "Stable..." 396 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,900 .:: The Tuunz ::. 397 00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:50,802 TRANSLATION: japa^| parlobrito REVIEW: parlobrito | @Maubri84