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<i>Jennifer Walters, Esq.
Lawyer, millennial,</i>

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<i>searching for a way to balance
a career and her personal life.</i>

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<i>Then, an accidental dose
of gamma-radiated blood</i>

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<i>alters her body chemistry.</i>

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<i>And now, when Jennifer Walters
grows angry or outraged,</i>

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<i>a startling metamorphosis occurs.</i>

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<i>The creature is driven by rage</i>

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<i>and pursued by online trolls.</i>

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Don't make me angry.
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

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<i>She is provoked into a rampage</i>

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<i>that has landed her in prison.</i>

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<i>And now, she is seen only
for the raging spirit</i>

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<i>that dwells within her.</i>

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, buddy.

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How you doin'?

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I'm all right.
Did you manage to get a hold of Bruce?

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We left multiple messages.

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I managed to sound very calm,

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considering I was calling
the freaking Hulk himself.

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- Let's get down to brass tacks.
- Yes.

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We need to identify every individual
who hacked my private information.

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They need to be prosecuted...

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Hold on. Forget them.
We need to discuss your case.

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This was a targeted attack.
They must be held responsible for this.

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You took their bait.

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I was angry!

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Which is how anyone
would respond in that situation.

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You're not just anyone.
You are an out-of-control Hulk.

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That's what all the witnesses saw.

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We have an offer for a plea deal.

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The DA won't file charges
related to the incident.

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What are the terms?

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Hey.

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Oh, no, sweetheart. It's all right.

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- People go to prison every day.
- Every day.

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I stole all the food and drinks

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and put them in your car
'cause screw this place.

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Thank you.

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But I will continue to work here
because they pay me nicely.

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Don't worry about me, you guys.

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Thanks for the help.

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We always have your back, Jen.

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{\an8}<i>The female cousin of the Hulk,
popularly known as She-Hulk,</i>

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{\an8}<i>-has been released from custody.</i>

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{\an8}<i>Terms of the deal</i>

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{\an8}<i>permanently bar Jennifer Walters
from transforming into her She-Hulk...</i>

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{\an8}<i>A neighbor who wished
to remain anonymous is uncomfortable</i>

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<i>- that an unstable super being...</i>
- Unstable?

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<i>- ...lives next door.</i>
- She-Hulk!

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Are they outside my house?

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Excuse me, Jen Walters.

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Do you care to comment
about losing your superpowers?

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Jen,
if no one ever hires you again,

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you can always move back here with us.

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- Thanks, Dad.
- Of course.

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But my gym stuff is in your room now,
and I work out every day at 7:00 a.m.

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You should join me. Workout buddies.

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Oh, this will be fun.

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There she is!

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- Jennifer, any plans to go to rehab?
- Hey!

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Hey! Get off my damn lawn!

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I don't care if there is a drought.
I got water pressure for days.

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No! Just a sparkling water,
a turkey sandwich, chips, and guac.

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Yes, I wanna see
those baby pictures, Elaine.

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Thank you. Oh, my God. I love Elaine.

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Okay, what've you got for me?

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Finding the identity of these guys
has been a dead end.

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We know that HulkKing
is admin on Intelligencia,

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but the site security
is annoyingly airtight.

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I've looked into the platform,
and it's owned by several shell companies

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that are operating
outside of US jurisdiction.

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Which... How am I supposed to sue
these guys if I don't know who they are?

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{\an8}Okay, look. Intelligencia is made up
of exclusively dumb dudes.

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{\an8}One of them will slip up,

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and they will give us information
to track them down.

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Then we will find them, and we will
destroy them by any and all means.

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Legally.

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I said, "By any and all means."

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No, I am going to sue them
for defamation and invasion of privacy

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and get them charged
with unauthorized access

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- to a protected computer.
- Ugh. Boring.

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If you wanna be all Jen Walters about it,
that's cool.

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Okay. I actually found this guy...

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- Sweetie!
- One second. Food. Hello.

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I'm packing up treats
for you to take home with you.

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- Including black and white cookies?
- Yeah.

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Thank you.

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You also might get a kick out
of this video that Jen and her friends

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- made in law school.
- No, Mom!

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- It's my mission in life to see this!
- No! No! No!

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Out! We have work to do. Don't watch it.

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When will this work be
out of my living room?

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Once I get justice for what's happened.
I can't do that if you're hovering.

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Okay! Sheesh.

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- Send that to me, please?
- Already did.

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Goodbye, Mom. I am suing both of you
for emotional distress.

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- Oh, boy.
- <i>Intimately.</i>

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- Jen.
<i>- That's correct.</i>

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{\an8}<i>We worked together at the DA's office,</i>

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{\an8}<i>and we dated
for a significant amount of time.</i>

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{\an8}<i>And let me tell you, she was psycho
way before she got those superpowers.</i>

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<i>- I blame her grandmother.</i>
- Huh?

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Jennifer! Can you move
the big bookcase for me?

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- I think I want it closer to the window.
- No!

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Oh, that's right.
You can't be Girl-Hulk anymore.

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It's She-Hulk, Mom. Or was.

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But never again.

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Which I know is what I said I wanted,
but this doesn't feel right.

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This isn't even
a reluctant superhero story.

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I'm just getting screwed over.

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Is this what you guys want?

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<i>Jennifer Walters
is a woman at a new low.</i>

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<i>- She has no fight left.</i>
- No, not doing a narrator.

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We're not that off the rails.

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{\an8}"Hey, what you up to?"

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{\an8}He's AWOL.

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{\an8}Emil would understand.

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{\an8}Mmm.

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{\an8}Well, he said come anytime.
This is a time.

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I'm not running from my problems.
It's a mental health break.

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Found this vid of She-Hulk in college.

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Forgive me, Jen, for this transgression.

124
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Oh, hey there, HulkKing.

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Okay, well, that was easy.
Or am I a genius?

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"Hell yeah, I'll be there."

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Pug, are you still here?

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I need a favor.

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Jen.

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- What a pleasant surprise.
- Yeah. I hope this is okay.

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I need a place
to stay for a couple of days.

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Of course.

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- I'll set you up with a guest room.
- Okay.

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- And a hug.
- Okay.

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{\an8}"Our hearts beat the same.

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{\an8}"If you say I'm the monster,
what does that make you?"

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This book sucks.

138
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Okay, we're here.

139
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Pug, you need to go in and mingle, okay?

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Find out all about these dweebs.
Don't fret. I'll be on the phone with you.

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Won't it look suspicious
that I'm walking around with an earbud in?

142
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Trust me, you're not the only one. Okay?

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Please, don't make me do this.

144
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You have to, okay?
You gotta blend in with these trolls.

145
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And remember to always refer
to women as females.

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Jen's life is on the line, okay?

147
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So, I need you to get your head
in the game, buddy!

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Off you go. Thank you.

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You didn't get
that it was a good movie.

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- Sit your sweet ass down. Let me explain.
- <i>Stop stalling, all right?</i>

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- <i>Talk to people.</i>
- It's coming in real choppy.

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- Don't pretend like you can't hear me.
<i>- No. Reception here sucks.</i>

153
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Okay, so walk around.

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<i>Why does there even need
to be a She-Hulk?</i>

155
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<i>It's not like there's a He-Hulk.</i>

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And Lady Thor?

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- Hey, guys, she just sucks, okay?
- Yes.

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I'm not saying
that because she's a female.

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I would have the same criticisms
if she was a man.

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Yeah, too many emotions.

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<i>Come on, Pug, talk to them.</i>

162
00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:02,750
...no one's allowed
to make jokes anymore.

163
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- Nope. Can't do it, Nikki.
<i>- Yes, you can.</i>

164
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Let's do it, Pug.

165
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<i>Okay. Come on,
Pug. Be gross.</i>

166
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- Females, am I right?
- MAN 1: Yeah, man.

167
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MAN 2: Yes. Yes, you are.
MAN 3: Yeah.

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Mother Pugger.

169
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Todd Phelps?

170
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<i>Todd? Oh, wait, that tracks.</i>

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Man, of course you're one of us.

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Come here, man.

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Huh?

174
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Yeah?

175
00:10:27,458 --> 00:10:30,416
Welcome, bro.
I'm so happy that you're here.

176
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Yeah. Me, too. So happy.

177
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This guy rules, all right?

178
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You heard it from me first.

179
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He rules and he's hot.

180
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MAN 1: I'd smash you.
MAN 2: What?

181
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- <i>And let's be honest, okay?</i>
- Come on.

182
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,541
<i>He knows what I'm talking about.</i>

183
00:10:44,625 --> 00:10:46,375
- Is She-Hulk better than the Hulk?
- No.

184
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Is she as strong as him?
Is she as smart as him?

185
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,541
- No.
- No!

186
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She wouldn't even have
her powers without him, right?

187
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So, why do we have to act
like she earned everything?

188
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Here's where I'm at.

189
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Superpowers should go
to the best person for the job.

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- Right?
- Exactly.

191
00:11:00,708 --> 00:11:02,208
- Right?
- Yeah, totally.

192
00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:04,041
Say she got everything through nepotism.

193
00:11:04,125 --> 00:11:05,875
She got everything through nepotism.

194
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,833
Yeah, exactly.

195
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,791
<i>That's what I'm sayin', dude.</i>

196
00:11:09,875 --> 00:11:11,208
Think she boned Holliway?

197
00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,375
- That's their boss.
- Oh.

198
00:11:13,375 --> 00:11:15,375
- Did she?
<i>- Say yes!</i>

199
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,500
Yes.

200
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:17,833
Like you're mad about it.

201
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,333
Yeah, and it pisses me off.

202
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:21,250
- Yeah!
- Yes.

203
00:11:22,166 --> 00:11:24,750
Pug, we are vibing, my man.

204
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,083
<i>Gross. Keep him talking
about something relevant.</i>

205
00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:29,500
How did you get involved
with this group here?

206
00:11:29,958 --> 00:11:33,958
Dude, I created Intelligencia.

207
00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:35,833
I'm HulkKing.

208
00:11:36,416 --> 00:11:38,041
<i>Oh, my God.</i>

209
00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:41,791
Oh, come on.

210
00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,583
It's okay. He can improvise.

211
00:11:46,166 --> 00:11:47,958
The guy can't improv.

212
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:50,625
Come on, everyone!
Let's circle up.

213
00:11:50,625 --> 00:11:52,125
Let's get it together, right?

214
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:55,166
I'm really proud of us
for hacking She-Hulk's phone...

215
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,375
Yeah.

216
00:11:56,375 --> 00:11:59,125
...because we showed the world
what a real monster she is.

217
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:02,708
But we also showed them
that we're not just talk...

218
00:12:02,708 --> 00:12:05,458
- Yeah!
- We're real action,

219
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:08,083
and we're just getting started.

220
00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:09,208
Yeah!

221
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,916
Let's go!

222
00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:15,958
Hi.

223
00:12:15,958 --> 00:12:17,083
Hey, Jen.

224
00:12:17,708 --> 00:12:20,458
You look like you could use
a cup of tea and a friend's ear.

225
00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:21,541
Yeah.

226
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:23,875
Saracen got me into this Pu'er tea,

227
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:27,416
but you gotta watch him
'cause he likes to slip in chicken blood.

228
00:12:29,375 --> 00:12:33,375
Thanks. Yeah, but I don't think
anybody could really understand

229
00:12:33,375 --> 00:12:34,958
what I'm going through,

230
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:38,125
except Emil since he went
through the exact same thing.

231
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,958
Someone's cooking up
one heck of a group-share tomorrow.

232
00:12:40,958 --> 00:12:43,375
I think I'd rather just talk
to Emil about this.

233
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:45,833
- Where is he?
- He's down in the lodge.

234
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,458
Some private event down there.

235
00:12:47,458 --> 00:12:48,541
Thanks.

236
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:53,083
Hmm. Kind of miss the chicken blood.

237
00:12:53,291 --> 00:12:56,375
I would like to introduce
our very special guest speaker.

238
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,583
He cost a ton, so you'd better cheer.

239
00:12:58,583 --> 00:13:02,791
Give it up for the Abomination!

240
00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,958
Thank you. Thank you.

241
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,375
Nice to meet you all.

242
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:18,458
Welcome to the Summer Twilight's Lodge.

243
00:13:19,333 --> 00:13:23,625
It's really an honor to be
your humble life coach for the evening.

244
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:28,875
I hear your group has all been
making amazing progress.

245
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,750
Every single person seizing their goal.
Am I right?

246
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,041
Yeah!

247
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:42,708
Todd has told me that you were all
unsatisfied with your place in the world.

248
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,916
- Yeah.
- Don't ask permission!

249
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,083
Do not ask permission!

250
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:50,583
Be powerful!

251
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,250
You are the only boss.

252
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,458
Yeah!

253
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,333
Emil?

254
00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:57,541
Jennifer.

255
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,250
Jen Walters.

256
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,208
Todd, what are you doing here?

257
00:14:05,208 --> 00:14:06,583
Actually, I don't care.

258
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:09,333
Emil, you've been transforming
into the Abomination?

259
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,416
Uh, yeah, I do speaking engagements.
Nothing bad.

260
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:13,708
Strictly for profit.

261
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,041
I vouched for you.

262
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:18,791
Jen, I'm sorry that you're upset.

263
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:22,333
Was there a real apology
in there that I missed?

264
00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:26,291
Nikki? What are you doing here?

265
00:14:26,375 --> 00:14:27,958
We need to get out of here.

266
00:14:27,958 --> 00:14:29,666
These guys are Intelligencia.

267
00:14:29,791 --> 00:14:31,791
Todd created the site. He's HulkKing.

268
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,250
- You're HulkKing?
- No doi!

269
00:14:37,458 --> 00:14:39,750
You remember your attractive date, Josh?

270
00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:42,791
You think the sex tape
was the worst part.

271
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,375
I hired him to seduce you
and steal your blood.

272
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:47,833
- Oh!
- Wait. What are you talking about?

273
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:49,041
Steal my blood?

274
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:53,541
My team also synthesized your blood,
so it could safely give me all the powers

275
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,875
you never should've been given

276
00:14:54,875 --> 00:14:56,791
- in the first place.
- Yeah!

277
00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,000
See, I didn't just get handed superpowers.

278
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:02,916
I had to earn them.

279
00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:08,958
This is not gonna work, right?

280
00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,166
We're not actually doing this?

281
00:15:13,375 --> 00:15:14,750
Why isn't it...

282
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,125
Ugh! Gross.

283
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:27,041
This can't possibly be
where this season was going.

284
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,666
Yeah, come at me, bro.

285
00:15:39,291 --> 00:15:42,125
Surprise, losers.
I'm out of here, man.

286
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,166
Come on.
Titania, too? This isn't messy enough?

287
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,875
God! Does that bitch ever use a door?

288
00:15:46,875 --> 00:15:48,000
You!

289
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,208
Jen, watch out!

290
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,541
Emil!

291
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,125
Get her!

292
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,166
Stop!

293
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:01,583
- Bruce?
- Let go of my cousin, asshole.

294
00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,833
It's not what you think.

295
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,666
Is this necessary?

296
00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:07,125
What is even happening here?

297
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:08,416
- No. Uh-uh.
- Nope.

298
00:16:09,458 --> 00:16:13,166
This is a mess. None of these storylines
make any sense.

299
00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:15,958
Is this working for you?

300
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:20,666
{\an8}<i>Hey, what do you think you're doing?</i>

301
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:23,166
{\an8}<i>This menu is not gonna stop me.</i>

302
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,041
{\an8}<i>Just gonna break
this inhibitor real quick.</i>

303
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,083
{\an8}All right, let's see here.

304
00:16:30,083 --> 00:16:31,166
No.

305
00:16:31,250 --> 00:16:33,041
Uh... No!

306
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:35,500
Ah! <i>Marvel: Assembled.</i> That'll do.

307
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,666
MAN 1: So, tell me about
the Infinity Gauntlet. It's amazing.

308
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:48,458
MAN 2: So back when we were working
on the first <i>Thor</i> movie,

309
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:51,750
they had come to me and asked me
to make a gauntlet.

310
00:17:13,125 --> 00:17:15,958
Guys, what do we get
if the entirety of the second season

311
00:17:15,958 --> 00:17:17,666
is one extended dream sequence?

312
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,666
WRITER 1: I love that idea.
WRITER 2: That's the one.

313
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,208
Isn't she
supposed to have an inhibitor?

314
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:29,791
Hey. Is everything okay?

315
00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:31,291
What the hell, you guys?

316
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,375
What kind of stupid finale is this?

317
00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:37,000
We thought it'd be really cool,
and like unexpected.

318
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,708
Yeah, like fun, kind of with a twist.

319
00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:39,791
A twist?

320
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,625
The bad guy steals my blood
in order to give himself superpowers.

321
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:46,458
Where did you come up
with that original idea?

322
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:49,291
Was that from every other
superhero story ever?

323
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:54,041
There are certain things that are
supposed to happen in a superhero story.

324
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,500
Exactly.

325
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:58,291
Why don't we just do things our own way?

326
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,916
- This is the story that K.E.V.I.N. wants.
- Yeah.

327
00:18:02,375 --> 00:18:04,041
Okay, then I wanna talk to Kevin.

328
00:18:09,625 --> 00:18:11,541
No one talks to K.E.V.I.N.

329
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,333
K.E.V.I.N.'s value is immeasurable, okay?

330
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:16,500
Yes.
You'll never even get close to him.

331
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,833
I would murder you to protect K.E.V.I.N.

332
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,958
Okay, this is very creepy.

333
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,458
The way you're talking about him,
it's not healthy.

334
00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,916
I'm going to go talk to Kevin now.

335
00:18:35,541 --> 00:18:37,125
Oh, wow, She-Hulk.

336
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:39,708
I'm here to see Kevin. It's urgent.

337
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,458
Okay, great.

338
00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:43,833
I'll just have you sign
our nondisclosure agreement,

339
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:45,083
and then have a seat.

340
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:49,916
I've got She-Hulk here.

341
00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:52,083
For K.E.V.I.N.

342
00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,833
Why make me sign
if you were gonna do that?

343
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,458
Everyone has to sign the NDA.

344
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,041
Bye-bye now.

345
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:37,916
<i>That's my secret, Cap.</i>

346
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,875
- Whoa!
<i>- I'm always angry.</i>

347
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,916
What is this?

348
00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:49,708
<i>Hello, Jennifer.</i>

349
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:51,458
Kevin?

350
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:55,291
<i>It stands for "Knowledge Enhanced
Visual Interconnectivity Nexus."</i>

351
00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:58,500
<i>Were you expecting a man?</i>

352
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:02,458
Yeah. Why would I expect
a giant AI brain and not a man?

353
00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,291
Wait. So, you're the one
who's making all the decisions here?

354
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:10,916
<i>I will answer your questions,
but you must transform back to Jennifer.</i>

355
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,041
Why?

356
00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:13,666
<i>You are very expensive.</i>

357
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:14,750
Oh, sure.

358
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,916
<i>But wait until the camera is off you.</i>

359
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,166
The visual effects team has moved on
to another project.

360
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,041
- Okay.
<i>- There. Do it now.</i>

361
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,333
- Better?
<i>- Thank you.</i>

362
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:30,541
<i>And to answer your question...
Yes, I make the decisions.</i>

363
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:34,708
<i>I possess the most advanced
entertainment algorithm in the world,</i>

364
00:20:34,708 --> 00:20:36,958
<i>and it produces near-perfect products.</i>

365
00:20:36,958 --> 00:20:38,541
Near-perfect?

366
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,291
<i>Some are better than others,</i>

367
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,708
<i>but I leave that debate
up to the Internet.</i>

368
00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:46,083
Well, Kevin, I'm not happy
with what's happening in my story.

369
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,916
<i>You do not get to choose.</i>

370
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Why not? It's my show.

371
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,208
<i>Incorrect. It's K-E-V-I-N's show.</i>

372
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:56,708
Well, regardless of creative ownership,

373
00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,625
can we agree that it is a legal comedy?

374
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,833
<i>If that's what you prefer to call it.</i>

375
00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:04,125
Then I would like
to give my closing argument.

376
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:06,833
<i>Oh, ha-ha, I see what you did there.</i>

377
00:21:07,041 --> 00:21:08,125
<i>You may proceed.</i>

378
00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:09,666
Thank you.

379
00:21:12,125 --> 00:21:16,791
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is known

380
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,625
for its big spectacles
and high-stakes plotlines,

381
00:21:20,625 --> 00:21:24,583
but it's often said that Marvel movies
all end the same way...

382
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,208
<i>Wait, who's saying that?</i>

383
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:30,000
Perhaps, this is a result
of following some unwritten rule

384
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:33,458
that you have to throw
a bunch of plot, and flash,

385
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:38,166
and a whole blood thing
that seems super suspiciously close

386
00:21:38,250 --> 00:21:41,666
to Super Soldier Serum
at the audience in the climax.

387
00:21:42,541 --> 00:21:44,208
I propose we don't have to do that.

388
00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,708
<i>Huh.</i>

389
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,791
It distracts from the story,
which is that my life fell apart

390
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,750
right when I was learning
to be both Jen and She-Hulk.

391
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:55,708
Those are my stakes, K.E.V.I.N.

392
00:21:57,333 --> 00:22:00,541
<i>The K-E-V-I-N is processing this new data.</i>

393
00:22:00,625 --> 00:22:02,375
<i>What is the ending you propose?</i>

394
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:08,375
Well, can we not do
"Todd gets Hulk powers"?

395
00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:11,166
Like, the powers aren't the villain.
He is.

396
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:12,708
<i>Erasing blood plot.</i>

397
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:17,833
And Bruce swooping down from literal
outer space to save the day in my story?

398
00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:18,958
Uh-uh.

399
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:22,208
<i>But Bruce is supposed to return
to explain what he was doing...</i>

400
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,166
No. We don't need to hear any of that.

401
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,916
<i>But we were going to introduce...</i>

402
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,250
Save it for the movie.

403
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,458
<i>Recalculating. And Abomination?</i>

404
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:33,458
After all that, I just want him
to hold himself accountable.

405
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,375
<i>Um... Okay.</i>

406
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:37,416
And enough with this angsty nighttime.

407
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,375
Let's do this big climax in daylight.

408
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:43,416
- Yeah.
<i>- Are we done here?</i>

409
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:47,541
Oh, would not mind seeing Daredevil again.
A woman has needs.

410
00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,708
<i>Historically, we've been light
in that department.</i>

411
00:22:51,166 --> 00:22:54,000
- Oh! While I've got you here...
<i>- Oh, wait, you are sitting?</i>

412
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,791
What's with all the daddy issues?

413
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,791
- We got Tony Stark. Daddy issues.
<i>- Jen.</i>

414
00:22:57,875 --> 00:23:01,458
Thor. Daddy issues.
Loki. Same daddy, same issues.

415
00:23:01,458 --> 00:23:05,000
<i>- Oh, boy.</i>
- Star-Lord. Two daddies, two issues.

416
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,500
<i>Jen, please stop.</i>

417
00:23:06,500 --> 00:23:08,166
And when are we getting the X-Men?

418
00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:09,875
<i>I cannot tell you that.</i>

419
00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:11,166
Okay, back to <i>She-Hulk.</i>

420
00:23:11,250 --> 00:23:13,541
I have thoughts
about Season 2's direction.

421
00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:16,750
<i>You will not be able
to access the K-E-V-I-N again.</i>

422
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,708
- What?
<i>- That error on our platform</i>

423
00:23:18,708 --> 00:23:19,791
<i>has been fixed.</i>

424
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:20,875
Th...

425
00:23:20,875 --> 00:23:22,708
- That's it? We're done?
<i>- That's it?</i>

426
00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:25,875
<i>You obliterated
the thrilling ending K-E-V-I-N formulated.</i>

427
00:23:26,291 --> 00:23:27,708
Yeah, that's what Hulks do.

428
00:23:27,708 --> 00:23:32,041
We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings.
I smash fourth walls and bad endings.

429
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:33,541
And sometimes, Matt Murdock.

430
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:36,291
<i>Okay, now get back to the show.</i>

431
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,708
<i>See you on the big screen.</i>

432
00:23:38,958 --> 00:23:40,666
- Really?
<i>- No.</i>

433
00:23:40,750 --> 00:23:42,625
Oh, whatever, K.E.V.I.N.

434
00:23:43,666 --> 00:23:46,083
Should I transform back or is it...

435
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,333
What's the most budget-friendly way
to do this?

436
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,083
Hey, Titaniacs.

437
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:52,125
- So, I just destroyed...
- Todd!

438
00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:54,291
OMG, you guys.

439
00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:56,125
We are about to witness a murder.

440
00:23:56,125 --> 00:23:58,166
Now I'm ready to deal with you.

441
00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,625
This is amazing.

442
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:01,708
Just do it.

443
00:24:06,916 --> 00:24:08,125
I'll see you in court,

444
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,333
babe.

445
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:11,708
Look, I didn't mean to...

446
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,458
Jen, I'm here to help.

447
00:24:16,458 --> 00:24:18,500
Hey, Daredevil! You missed it.

448
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,208
We're done. I'm sorry.

449
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,625
Everything? Oh, man.

450
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:24,958
It was great, though,
and I'm happy to see you.

451
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,541
Oh. Thanks.

452
00:24:26,625 --> 00:24:28,083
- Happy to see you, too.
- Okay.

453
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:30,500
Oh, my God. Did they hook up?
Are they a thing?

454
00:24:30,500 --> 00:24:32,375
Yeah. Just take it down a notch, Pug.

455
00:24:32,375 --> 00:24:33,916
I'm gonna go. One sec.

456
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,041
Sure.

457
00:24:36,416 --> 00:24:37,458
Hi, Daredevil.

458
00:24:38,625 --> 00:24:40,458
All right, as your legal counsel,

459
00:24:40,666 --> 00:24:44,666
if you sign this, you go back to prison
for ten years for parole violation.

460
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,833
Yep. It's the karmic price
I pay for my actions.

461
00:24:48,833 --> 00:24:51,250
Well, maybe you can write
some haikus about it.

462
00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:52,750
Sarcasm?

463
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,208
Can't wait to read them.

464
00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:12,500
Why shouldn't
I have my own currency?

465
00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,916
Go ahead. You can't.

466
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:17,916
Now, Matt, Jen tells me
you have your own practice.

467
00:25:18,208 --> 00:25:19,583
Yeah, in Hell's Kitchen.

468
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:21,458
Hear that, Rebecca? His own practice.

469
00:25:21,458 --> 00:25:24,333
Hell's Kitchen doesn't sound like
a very nice area.

470
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,958
It's not glamorous,
but I grew up there.

471
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,916
I always wanted to help those
who can't afford legal services.

472
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,416
So, you don't make much money.

473
00:25:32,291 --> 00:25:35,166
Aunt Rebecca, you don't ask people
how much money they make.

474
00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,833
It's fine. I don't do it for the money.

475
00:25:36,833 --> 00:25:39,333
- But you do make some money, right?
- Dad!

476
00:25:39,333 --> 00:25:41,833
It's very expensive raising kids in LA.

477
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,958
He's staying for a week.

478
00:25:43,958 --> 00:25:46,250
I didn't expect this conversation
to go this way.

479
00:25:46,375 --> 00:25:48,083
Matt, I'm gonna tell you right now,

480
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:51,583
every conversation
is going in that direction, so buckle up.

481
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:53,791
I really am. I'm just visiting.

482
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:55,708
Why not stay?

483
00:25:56,166 --> 00:25:57,291
Um, well...

484
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:59,416
Why not help with the hamburgers?

485
00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,833
So, I would like
for you to taste my...

486
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:03,916
Um...

487
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,166
- Jen, I could use a co-counsel here.
- I got ya.

488
00:26:06,375 --> 00:26:08,041
- I think that...
- Welcome to my life.

489
00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:10,541
Hey, everyone.

490
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:11,750
Whoa-ho!

491
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:15,208
What's up? Hold on.

492
00:26:15,375 --> 00:26:16,958
Cousin. Bruce.

493
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:20,625
I know I've been away
on Sakaar for a while.

494
00:26:20,625 --> 00:26:22,125
I'll tell you all about it.

495
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:23,291
But first,

496
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:26,208
I have someone here
that I'd like you all to meet.

497
00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:29,541
This is my son, Skaar.

498
00:26:30,750 --> 00:26:32,083
Bruce!
Bruce!

499
00:26:32,083 --> 00:26:33,541
What's up with the space thing?

500
00:26:33,625 --> 00:26:34,708
Hi, honey!

501
00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,833
Wow, your family.

502
00:26:35,833 --> 00:26:36,958
You know about this?

503
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,916
In light of
a criminal conspiracy,

504
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,958
She-Hulk, the superpowered woman,
cousin of the Hulk

505
00:26:42,958 --> 00:26:44,958
is cleared of her previous conviction.

506
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,083
She-Hulk!

507
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:49,833
Can you share details about your lawsuit
against Todd Phelps and Intelligencia?

508
00:26:49,833 --> 00:26:53,166
People like Todd Phelps have
to be held responsible for their actions.

509
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:57,250
The message is that if you attack,
harm, or harass innocent people,

510
00:26:57,250 --> 00:26:58,500
I'm coming for you.

511
00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:00,916
Do you mean in a courtroom
or as a superhero?

512
00:27:03,541 --> 00:27:04,583
Both.

513
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,458
Tell our viewers,
who are you wearing today?

514
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:08,583
Okay.

515
00:27:09,750 --> 00:27:12,083
The Difficult Diva of Law herself.

516
00:29:05,458 --> 00:29:06,708
You took your time.

517
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:09,208
Emil, my apologies for the delay.

518
00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,666
You got sucked
in another show, didn't you?

519
00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:16,625
We're really in an era of Peak TV.
Do you have all your things?

520
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:19,166
Yeah. What's the guest policy
at Kamar-Taj?

521
00:29:19,708 --> 00:29:20,833
Shared fridge?

522
00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:22,583
We're kind of all one with everything.

523
00:29:22,583 --> 00:29:25,041
- What about Wi-Fi?
- We have Wi-Fi.


