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Good morning. Have you
"Conditioned Reflexes“?
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It's by Pavlov.
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Yes. Yes, it's out at the moment,
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but if you'd like to leave your name
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I could reserve it for you.
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I'll come back then.
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Do.
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Oh, er...
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would you like to leave
your phone number?
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I did.
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Oh, so you did, yes.
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Course you know
the reason why you wake up
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so early every morning, don't you?
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You've got a big emotional problem, Lewis.
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Yes, I mean,
it's a well-known biological fact
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that some of us need more
than the normal outlet
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for our creative urges.
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In the old days, of course,
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the seven-year itch was
something you scratched,
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not landed up in the divorce courts with.
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-What price Romeo today, eh?
—Hmm.
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You can just see him, can't you,
writing to the papers?
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"Worried teenager, Verona."
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Hmm.
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Well, I wouldn't give
much for his chances
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if he tried to climb that drainpipe.
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That bloody thing'd collapse
before he cocked his leg over the sill.
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A couple of inches in
the "News of the World"
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and a complex for life,
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which doesn't help you any.
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Look at that wallpaper.
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Look at those stags, oh!
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Three layers of "house and garden" pink
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and they're still rampant.
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Probably the paint makes them breed
or something, 1 don't know.
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You know you're a stag
at bay alright, Lewis.
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Well, what's it gonna be then, boy, hmm?
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Doing something and regretting it
or not doing something
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and waking up in a state
like this every morning?
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Hello, pet. Did you wake up then?
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Come on.
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Oh.
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Oh, you are a good boy.
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There now.
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Darling.
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Dar|ing, alarm.
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Now don't go to sleep again.
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Come on now.
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Oh, stop crying now.
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Daddy!
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Daddy, wake up, Daddy.
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Daddy, it's Gwyneth, Daddy.
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Don't hit Daddy's head, darling.
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Daddy!
I want to ask you something.
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Don't shout, beauty.
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Daddy, were you ever attractive to ladies?
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-Morning, Mr Davies.
-Aye.
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Who let him out?
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Sammy!
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Sammy.
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Sammy. Sammy.
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Oh.
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Come on now, Sammy bach,
come on in now.
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Now, you come to Mam
and I'll give you some nice warm milk.
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Letting him out like that,
run over he could've been.
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Come on now, Sammy bash,
now you come to Mam.
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Come on now, my handsome.
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Now, come on to Mam,
there's a good boy.
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Now, get in and stay in!
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Oh, that dog, I don't know,
always out on the streets,
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I don't know what's the matter with him.
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, come on, you're not trying.
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You were laughing, do you know that?
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What, what?
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Laughing.
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I was laughing, when?
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All night.
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I was laughing all night?
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I was awake all night,
you mean, don't you?
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You know the first time
I closed my eyes, 20 past six.
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Ten minutes is all I had all night.
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Those bloody stags,
they're on the march again.
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Well, look, I'll give them another coat,
there's still some left in the tin.
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Want to paint the beggars with quicklime,
that's the only answer.
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Er... what's this thing doing here?
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Some sort of subtle hint
or something, is it?
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No, I... I just put it out,
so you wouldn't forget to post it.
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Oh, well, I won't forget to post it.
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No, well, it's just that it's been
on the mantelpiece for a week.
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Hm, yes, I know that, love, 'cause I...
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I put it there, you see.
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Has to be in tomorrow.
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Hm, yes.
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So it has to be posted today.
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Yes, well, that makes sense,
doesn't it, yeah?
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Hm, well,
that's why I put it on the table.
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Oh.
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Daddy!
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-What, love?
-Mind!
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You're treading on little Bulk.
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Oh, am I? Sorry, Bulky.
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Now don't cry, Bulk, he didn't mean it.
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He just didn't look.
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All better, now dry your eyes
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and eat your breakfast
like a good little boy.
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You haven't changed your mind again,
have you?
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I mean, you are going
to apply for the job?
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-Look, Jean, don't let's go into all--
-I know we've been through it all before.
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I know you haven't a chance of getting it.
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There are other people
with much better chances.
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That's putting it mildly.
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No, my trouble is I'm not
sufficiently up in Welsh literature.
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At least if you apply, you have
a chance of convincing the committee.
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And be left there with
Welsh egg on my face?
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My pride would never stand it.
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-What did I go in there for?
-Your handkerchief, here.
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Oh, yes.
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That extra 150 a year
would make all the difference.
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Jean, you don't have to
convince me, love.
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I know what a difference it would make,
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but I'm realistic, you see?
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I don't live in a fool's paradise.
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No, you live in three rooms
and half a bathroom, with stags.
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-Hm. What, love?
-Daddy.
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Bulk doesn't like you, he just said so.
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Oh, really? Jolly good.
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Won't hurt to post it, will it?
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No, love, look,
I was gonna post it anyway.
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I think you've got a chance,
honestly I do.
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I think the days of the stag are numbered.
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Yes, well, I certainly hope so.
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Bye-bye, Freddie. Bye-bye, love.
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Bye-bye, Gwyneth.
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Bye-bye, darling.
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You've got bad breath, Daddy.
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Oh, thank you.
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-Don't forget Bulk.
-Hm?
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Bye-bye, Bulky.
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No, properly, you must kiss him properly,
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'cause he knows you don't like him.
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He's very perceptive, isn't he?
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Mmmm.
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No, no, he's upside down.
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Ah, what else was there?
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Work.
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Hm, yes.
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-Bye, John.
-Bye-bye, love.
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Gladys!
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Come on, your father's waiting
for his breakfast.
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Sammy.
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Who's teasing him again?
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Um, you know it's an offence
to let a dog on the street
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without a collar, don't you, Mrs Davies?
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What?
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What do you mean, let him out? Mr Lewis!
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Hey, hey. Go on, boy,
get in, it's your birthday.
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Go on, that's it.
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Good lad.
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Morning, Ieuan.
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-Morning, John.
-Morning.
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-How's the family?
-Fine, boy.
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-Oh, Meghan's not up to much.
-Oh?
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Sick as a dog she was this morning,
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could hardly raise her
lovely head from the pillow.
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Oh, dear, the bus.
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Excuse me.
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Thank you.
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-Course you know what brings it on?
-What?
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- Fares, please.
- Oh, town hall, please.
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-Three pence, please.
-Thank you.
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- There you go, sir.
- Thank you.
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Any more now, please?
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Er... Er, the same for me, please.
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I'm not gonna jump for it, man.
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-I'm sorry.
-Can I be of any assistance, John?
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-Thank you, yeah.
-Thank you, sir.
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Now, I was saying about Meghan, you know.
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Well, the reason she gets these bad spells
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is because she's worried about my chances.
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Chances of what?
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Well, of getting the job, of course.
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Vacancy for sub-librarian.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Do you mind?
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I mean, I don't want to be
a nuisance about it,
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but, well, Meghan keeps on, you see.
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Well, look, it's an obsession with her.
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80 really to, well, to satisfy her really,
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well, I just wondered if you, er,
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if you intend to apply or not?
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Yes, well, I was thinking
about having a bash, yes.
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Bash?
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No, no, not a bash.
What I mean is,
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I probably will apply for the job,
you know, for the laughs.
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Anyway, there's no need for you
to worry about that, Ieuan.
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No, no, indeed, after all, it's...
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-it's your life, you've got to lead it.
—Hmm.
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Er, Ieuan, do you ever, er,
do you ever think about other things?
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You know, I mean, things like women?
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Women?
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Yes, you know, women in general,
apart from Meghan?
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Apart from Meghan?
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Well, you know, nothing,
I was just thinking about something.
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Oh, goodness, I mustjust drop
Meghan's prescription in the chemist.
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Oh, righto, Ieuan.
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-I'II see you later then.
-Hm.
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Good morning.
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Hello, Mr Lewis. Here I am again.
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Bet you're glad to see me
so bright and early?
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I'm one of your best customers, aren't I?
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Very nearly, Mr Hyman, yes.
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Oh, don't call me that,
got a Christian name, haven't I?
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You've seen it on the ticket often enough.
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Here, I say, have you got
any more books like that?
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Well, not exactly like that, Mr Hyman, no.
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Not quite so many egg stains.
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I enjoyed that, you know,
loved reading it.
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Hm. Yes, I can see you enjoyed reading it.
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Well, that's, erm, a shilling to pay
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as it's three weeks overdue, you see.
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Clot! What the hell you doing?
Women drivers!
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-You'|| wait here, will you, darling?
-Well, I'm a bit late as it is.
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Oh, I shan't be a tick,
and I can't take Scampi inside.
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You haven't got anything to do, have you?
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No, except go to work, of course.
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Well, nothing serious.
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The thing is anybody might see us,
see me and that...
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Well, what's wrong in that, darling?
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It's broad daylight, you're fully dressed,
you're not committing any offence.
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No, no, of course not.
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—Yes.
—Alright then.
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Don't be too long.
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I'd love one of those, wouldn't you?
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One of what?
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The car, silly.
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You are a tease.
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That's a shilling
you'll have to pay, Mr Hyman.
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I don't mind that, I mean,
you know what I mean?
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It's cheap at the price,
when you get a book like this.
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Oh, good morning.
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I wonder if you
could help me, would you?
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I mean, I...
I really enjoyed that, you know.
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I mean, they...
they lived happily ever after
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and they don't always, do they?
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I mean, I hate it when they
pay the penalty for their sins
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and all that sort of thing.
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If you haven't got this,
perhaps you've got something else?
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Like that?
251
00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:25,142
Yes, that's the whole point.
252
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:26,725
Well, I could look.
253
00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:28,892
I think it might be a very good idea.
254
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:32,517
-What, now?
-Yes, preferably now.
255
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:35,767
-Something wrong, Miss Jones, is there?
-Oh, yes, this lady's got an inquiry.
256
00:20:35,791 --> 00:20:37,058
Oh, perhaps I can help you?
257
00:20:37,082 --> 00:20:39,017
Yes, I should think you probably could.
258
00:20:39,041 --> 00:20:41,183
It's really quite a simple matter.
259
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,558
I see, yes.
260
00:20:42,582 --> 00:20:45,100
Well, Miss Jones, if you'd like to
deal with that gentleman over there,
261
00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:46,474
I'II attend to this, you see.
262
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:49,350
-Now, then...
-I'm so sorry,
263
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:52,475
I never seem to be able to make myself
understood with that sort of girl.
264
00:20:52,499 --> 00:20:54,225
What's the trouble then?
265
00:20:54,249 --> 00:20:57,142
Actually I was looking for a book,
or books,
266
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,892
on the history of costume
in mediaeval Wales,
267
00:20:59,916 --> 00:21:02,017
preferably with lots of
coloured illustrations.
268
00:21:02,041 --> 00:21:02,933
Hm.
269
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,767
I'm designing the costumes
for the next production
270
00:21:04,791 --> 00:21:07,225
-of the D'arcy Players, you see.
-Ah, yes.
271
00:21:07,249 --> 00:21:10,392
I wonder, would you have
any suggestions, Mr...?
272
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:11,975
Lewis.
273
00:21:11,999 --> 00:21:16,099
Well, have you
any suggestions, Mr Lew...?
274
00:21:16,707 --> 00:21:18,517
-Oh.
-Hm?
275
00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:21,058
You're not the Mr Lewis, are you?
276
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:24,392
Well, who is the Mr Lewis?
277
00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:27,850
Not the John Lewis who
writes the dramatic criticism
278
00:21:27,874 --> 00:21:30,225
in the "Aberdarcy Chronicle"?
279
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,600
Well, I think
that's putting it a bit strong, no,
280
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,267
I do the Gilbert and Sullivan, you know,
281
00:21:35,291 --> 00:21:36,808
and the miners' club pantomime,
282
00:21:36,832 --> 00:21:39,600
but it's hardly Kenneth Tynan
country really.
283
00:21:39,624 --> 00:21:41,850
Nevertheless, all
the D'arcy Players live in dread
284
00:21:41,874 --> 00:21:44,017
of what you might say. We just quake.
285
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,892
-We||...
-I promise you.
286
00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:49,225
By the way, my name is
Elizabeth Gruffydd-Williams.
287
00:21:49,249 --> 00:21:51,099
-Oh.
-Do you know my husband by chance?
288
00:21:51,957 --> 00:21:54,391
Ah, no, I haven't had that pleasure, no.
289
00:21:55,874 --> 00:21:59,475
Well, Mrs Gruffydd-Williams,
if you'd like to come with me
290
00:21:59,499 --> 00:22:01,017
and have a look round the shelves,
291
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:05,432
I'm sure we shall be able to find
the solution to your problems.
292
00:22:05,999 --> 00:22:08,850
There's not a great selection, I'm afraid.
293
00:22:08,874 --> 00:22:10,600
Most of the good stuff
is out at the moment.
294
00:22:10,624 --> 00:22:13,017
-Oh.
-What about, er,
295
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:14,975
what about
"The Memoirs of a Welsh Hatter",
296
00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:17,767
signed by the hatter,
in mint condition, hm?
297
00:22:17,791 --> 00:22:18,974
Psst!
298
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,558
Oh. Er, now then,
what have we got here?
299
00:22:25,582 --> 00:22:27,850
There's "The Concise History
of Codpieces".
300
00:22:27,874 --> 00:22:29,350
Now that's a very interesting book.
301
00:22:29,374 --> 00:22:32,558
Oh, I don't think that's
quite the D'arcy Players.
302
00:22:32,582 --> 00:22:34,017
Charming illustrations.
303
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:36,975
Yes, yes. It's a very popular book
in its way, that one.
304
00:22:36,999 --> 00:22:38,017
Oh.
305
00:22:38,041 --> 00:22:43,057
Yes, it's a very popular book
in its way, that is, hm.
306
00:22:43,624 --> 00:22:48,557
Ah, yes, "Expediency and Morality
in Welsh Dress".
307
00:22:49,499 --> 00:22:52,600
Now this is... this might be
just what you're looking for.
308
00:22:52,624 --> 00:22:54,892
Hm, "Morality in Welsh Dress".
309
00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:56,892
It's got quite a history, this one,
310
00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:59,642
it was only taken off
the banned list in 1959,
311
00:22:59,666 --> 00:23:01,767
since when, of course,
it hasn't been asked for.
312
00:23:01,791 --> 00:23:03,308
-Rea||y?
313
00:23:03,332 --> 00:23:05,099
No, I don't think so.
314
00:23:05,707 --> 00:23:07,600
No, eh? Hmm.
315
00:23:07,624 --> 00:23:10,100
Well, that's it, I'm afraid.
316
00:23:10,124 --> 00:23:12,516
We haven't made
much progress, have we?
317
00:23:13,041 --> 00:23:16,474
Er, no, we, er, we haven't really,
have we?
318
00:23:17,082 --> 00:23:20,600
Yes, well, I think that
if you'd like to come
319
00:23:20,624 --> 00:23:22,183
and have a word with our Mr Jenkins.
320
00:23:22,207 --> 00:23:23,475
Mr...?
321
00:23:23,499 --> 00:23:26,183
He's the expert round here
on all things Welsh.
322
00:23:26,207 --> 00:23:28,600
He'll probably be able...
It's through here.
323
00:23:28,624 --> 00:23:31,182
Probably be able to... help you.
324
00:23:32,374 --> 00:23:36,350
Oh, Ieuan, this is Mrs Gruffydd—Williams
325
00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,892
who is desperate to pick your brains.
326
00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:41,474
Mrs Williams,
I'll leave you in safe hands.
327
00:23:41,999 --> 00:23:44,725
Did I hear him say Mrs Gruffydd-Williams,
328
00:23:44,749 --> 00:23:47,141
- Mrs Gruffydd—Williams?
- That's right.
329
00:23:48,832 --> 00:23:51,683
Here, Mr Lewis,
do you think I could borrow this?
330
00:23:51,707 --> 00:23:54,557
"Expediency and Morality in Welsh Dress".
331
00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:56,766
I don't see why not, yes.
332
00:23:58,124 --> 00:24:01,225
Pages 28 to 34 inclusive
333
00:24:01,249 --> 00:24:02,808
are the ones you're looking for, Mr Hyman.
334
00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:04,807
-Fine. Thanks.
-Hm.
335
00:24:07,416 --> 00:24:08,933
You know what they say, don't you?
336
00:24:08,957 --> 00:24:10,100
What's that?
337
00:24:10,124 --> 00:24:12,557
A page a day keeps the analyst away.
338
00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:28,350
Of course, Mrs Gruffydd-Williams,
you can depend that
339
00:24:28,374 --> 00:24:30,350
every avenue will be explored.
340
00:24:30,374 --> 00:24:31,374
Thank you.
341
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:34,308
I think I've given you
all the details, Mr Jenkins,
342
00:24:34,332 --> 00:24:36,808
including my address and telephone number.
343
00:24:36,832 --> 00:24:39,767
We are ex-directory,
so do get in touch, won't you?
344
00:24:39,791 --> 00:24:41,767
Oh, naturally, naturally.
Mrs Gruffydd-Williams,
345
00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:44,308
of course I'll get,
get working right away.
346
00:24:44,332 --> 00:24:47,183
Yes, it's rather important,
as Mr Lewis realises.
347
00:24:47,207 --> 00:24:49,642
Yes, yes, of course,
Mrs Gruffydd-Williams.
348
00:24:49,666 --> 00:24:52,807
And thank you.
And thank you, John.
349
00:24:53,624 --> 00:24:54,892
How's the wife?
350
00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:57,100
She's very well, thank you, Ieuan.
351
00:24:57,124 --> 00:24:58,600
So are both of the children.
352
00:24:58,624 --> 00:25:00,391
Oh, good, good.
353
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,641
Well, thank you again,
Mrs Gruffydd-Williams.
354
00:25:04,457 --> 00:25:06,974
Not at all, you've been more than helpful.
355
00:25:07,666 --> 00:25:10,475
By the way, you must come to
one of my literary parties
356
00:25:10,499 --> 00:25:11,932
one of these days.
357
00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:15,766
Oh, thank you, thank you,
Mrs Gruffydd-Williams.
358
00:25:20,041 --> 00:25:21,725
You know who she is, don't you, John,
359
00:25:21,749 --> 00:25:23,267
Mrs Gruffydd—Williams?
360
00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:24,850
You're kidding?
361
00:25:24,874 --> 00:25:26,474
Her husband's on the council.
362
00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:29,807
Married her in the wartime, he did.
363
00:25:30,457 --> 00:25:32,933
She came over with the Free Norwegians.
364
00:25:32,957 --> 00:25:33,933
Really?
365
00:25:33,957 --> 00:25:37,433
Oh, very, very powerful man,
Mr Gruffydd—Williams.
366
00:25:37,457 --> 00:25:39,183
He's one of those, is he?
367
00:25:39,207 --> 00:25:42,808
Oh, he's chairman of
the library committee.
368
00:25:42,832 --> 00:25:46,142
Oh, extra special, nice hours,
I can tell you.
369
00:25:46,166 --> 00:25:48,099
You didn't creep, did you?
370
00:25:48,541 --> 00:25:51,808
Look, I wonder if she meant it,
you know about inviting us, I mean?
371
00:25:51,832 --> 00:25:54,516
Well, anything's possible, isn't it?
372
00:25:55,832 --> 00:25:56,849
Hey.
373
00:26:00,374 --> 00:26:02,224
Look at this now.
374
00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:27,392
What it is to have influence.
375
00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:28,808
Yes.
376
00:26:28,832 --> 00:26:32,350
Mind you, a decent bust measurement
helps too, you know.
377
00:26:32,374 --> 00:26:35,641
Oh, dear, you do get rude sometimes,
really, John.
378
00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:45,183
I still don't understand
why they should invite us.
379
00:26:45,207 --> 00:26:47,017
Did you say you met her at the library?
380
00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:50,725
Yes. Have I got any clean hankies, love?
381
00:26:50,749 --> 00:26:52,516
-Oh, I'll find them in a minute.
-Hm.
382
00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:56,224
You mean, she just came into
the library and invited you?
383
00:26:57,124 --> 00:27:00,100
No, no, no, of course not, no,
she wanted some special books, you see,
384
00:27:00,124 --> 00:27:02,725
and I put myself out a bit for her.
385
00:27:02,749 --> 00:27:04,350
Where did you say they were, love?
386
00:27:04,374 --> 00:27:06,766
-I said I'd find them in a minute.
-Oh.
387
00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:11,225
Just interested to know
why they should invite us.
388
00:27:11,249 --> 00:27:12,683
Yes, it is odd, isn't it?
389
00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:14,099
Daddy.
390
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:15,916
What, love?
391
00:27:16,499 --> 00:27:18,808
Are you going out
and leaving us all alone?
392
00:27:18,832 --> 00:27:22,600
No, my love, Auntie Meghan Jenkins
is coming to sit with you.
393
00:27:22,624 --> 00:27:25,017
Bulk doesn't like her.
394
00:27:25,041 --> 00:27:27,432
She kisses him and she's got
all hairs on her face.
395
00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:30,308
Bulk will be asleep by the time
she comes, my love.
396
00:27:30,332 --> 00:27:34,975
No, he won't, he says he's going to
stay awake all night.
397
00:27:34,999 --> 00:27:36,725
Gwyneth, is that you?
398
00:27:36,749 --> 00:27:39,475
You're to close your eyes now
and go to sleep, I shan't tell you again.
399
00:27:39,499 --> 00:27:42,599
She is asleep, love,
I was just tucking her in.
400
00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,057
Night, love.
401
00:27:49,666 --> 00:27:51,474
They're not in there, love, I've looked.
402
00:27:52,374 --> 00:27:53,850
-Oh.
-Be careful when you use them,
403
00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:55,392
they're full of holes.
404
00:27:55,416 --> 00:27:57,308
What time did Ieuan say
Meghan's getting here?
405
00:27:57,332 --> 00:27:59,433
-I think about quarter past.
-Oh.
406
00:27:59,457 --> 00:28:01,558
But she's always late, you know that.
407
00:28:01,582 --> 00:28:03,183
Do this up at the back, will you?
408
00:28:03,207 --> 00:28:04,391
Hm?
409
00:28:05,582 --> 00:28:07,433
Ah, have you got a hook on the top?
410
00:28:07,457 --> 00:28:09,642
-Well, of course.
-Right.
411
00:28:09,666 --> 00:28:11,642
Still, seems funny to me.
412
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:12,642
What does?
413
00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:14,975
This party. What's it in aid of?
414
00:28:14,999 --> 00:28:17,683
Listen, if you don't stand still
I can't do this thing up.
415
00:28:17,707 --> 00:28:19,932
It's in aid of some
amateur theatre groups, I think.
416
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:23,142
What sort of woman is she, middle-aged?
417
00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:25,850
Yes, I suppose you might
say she's middle-aged, yeah.
418
00:28:25,874 --> 00:28:27,475
Attractive?
419
00:28:27,499 --> 00:28:30,808
Yes, I suppose she's attractive
in an obvious sort of way.
420
00:28:30,832 --> 00:28:33,683
Her husband's chairman
of the library committee,
421
00:28:33,707 --> 00:28:34,725
did I tell you that?
422
00:28:34,749 --> 00:28:37,183
No, you forgot to tell me that.
423
00:28:37,207 --> 00:28:40,057
Well, that's what he is anyway.
There, alright?
424
00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:42,808
Is the dress alright?
425
00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:46,392
Hm, yes, love, it looks smashing,
lovely, yes.
426
00:28:46,416 --> 00:28:47,725
Did you do something with it, did you?
427
00:28:47,749 --> 00:28:49,641
Well, I lowered the front a bit, see.
428
00:28:51,957 --> 00:28:53,058
Not too low, is it?
429
00:28:53,082 --> 00:28:55,350
Well, as long as it stays up, you know.
430
00:28:55,374 --> 00:28:58,432
Oh, I hope so,
stuck some Elastoplast in my bra.
431
00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:02,475
And remember, stick close to me,
no wandering around
432
00:29:02,499 --> 00:29:04,391
seeing what you can pick up
like you usually do.
433
00:29:04,957 --> 00:29:06,975
Now, when did I last do that?
434
00:29:06,999 --> 00:29:08,767
The last time.
435
00:29:08,791 --> 00:29:10,099
The last time.
436
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,475
You look nice.
437
00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:14,308
You do look young tonight.
438
00:29:14,332 --> 00:29:17,433
Well, I am young tonight.
439
00:29:17,457 --> 00:29:19,433
Oh, that'll be Meghan.
440
00:29:19,457 --> 00:29:21,183
You let her in.
I'll go and take a look at the kids.
441
00:29:21,207 --> 00:29:22,475
Sammy!
442
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:24,933
♪ l am young tonight 3”
443
00:29:24,957 --> 00:29:26,392
♪ Oh, so young tonight 3”
444
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:29,641
—It's alright, Mrs Davies, friend.
445
00:29:30,707 --> 00:29:33,099
Upsetting the dog like that
this time of night!
446
00:29:37,124 --> 00:29:39,183
Oh, hello, Ieuan, are you coming up?
447
00:29:39,207 --> 00:29:41,016
No, John, thank you. I...
448
00:29:41,832 --> 00:29:43,933
I can only spare a couple of moments.
449
00:29:43,957 --> 00:29:44,957
Oh?
450
00:29:46,499 --> 00:29:47,558
Something the matter?
451
00:29:47,582 --> 00:29:50,058
Yes, yes, I'm afraid we shall...
452
00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,932
we shall have to disappoint you
tonight, John.
453
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,892
Something wrong with Meghan?
454
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:56,725
Yes, yes, same old business, you know,
455
00:29:56,749 --> 00:29:58,517
a migraine,
456
00:29:58,541 --> 00:30:01,724
but fortunately it's only
a mild attack this time.
457
00:30:02,332 --> 00:30:06,392
Still, I'm afraid any,
any babysitting's out of the question.
458
00:30:06,416 --> 00:30:08,933
See, I... Well, I can't leave her.
459
00:30:08,957 --> 00:30:11,058
Well, can't be helped really, can it?
460
00:30:11,082 --> 00:30:14,350
Well, goodnight then, John,
I'll see you in the morning.
461
00:30:14,374 --> 00:30:16,392
Well, give our love to Meghan.
462
00:30:16,416 --> 00:30:18,266
Right, goodnight then, lad.
463
00:30:28,624 --> 00:30:31,058
—What's the matter?
464
00:30:31,082 --> 00:30:32,766
Well, we've had it.
465
00:30:36,249 --> 00:30:39,266
Meghan's her usual 30 degrees under.
466
00:30:40,457 --> 00:30:43,808
Oh, well, that's that then, isn't it?
467
00:30:43,832 --> 00:30:46,433
Well, I don't know about you, love,
468
00:30:46,457 --> 00:30:49,141
but I feel full of fun now.
469
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,975
Just what I could do with,
an evening at home,
470
00:30:51,999 --> 00:30:54,267
couldn't be better, hm.
471
00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:57,308
Yes, "The Lewises at Home“,
472
00:30:57,332 --> 00:30:59,683
special house and garden feature.
473
00:30:59,707 --> 00:31:03,017
"Oh, yes", Mr Lewis said,
"yes, we always dress for dinner.“
474
00:31:03,041 --> 00:31:04,933
"Do you really?" "Yes, always.“
475
00:31:04,957 --> 00:31:06,767
"Why is that?"
"Well, you see, what it does,
476
00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:08,058
it gives that extra touch of flair
477
00:31:08,082 --> 00:31:10,892
to the bottle of HP sauce
on the mantelpiece, isn't it?
478
00:31:10,916 --> 00:31:12,600
Their dining room, please note,
479
00:31:12,624 --> 00:31:16,642
was done out in the new
contemporary sick, yuck, green.
480
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,933
Oh, darling, I know it's a bind,
but it isn't the end of the world, is it?
481
00:31:19,957 --> 00:31:21,642
Oh, no, no, it isn't the end of the world,
482
00:31:21,666 --> 00:31:23,599
I'm quite clear about that.
483
00:31:24,249 --> 00:31:25,558
I suppose we'll have to phone them.
484
00:31:25,582 --> 00:31:27,892
-Her, I should say.
-Who?
485
00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,433
Well, the obviously attractive
Mrs Whatnot.
486
00:31:30,457 --> 00:31:31,558
Why?
487
00:31:31,582 --> 00:31:32,808
Well, it's only polite, isn't it?
488
00:31:32,832 --> 00:31:34,308
-Oh, polite my—-
-Listen,
489
00:31:34,332 --> 00:31:35,933
I've got an idea.
490
00:31:35,957 --> 00:31:38,808
Go and phone them, and on the way
back, pop into the Pickton Arms,
491
00:31:38,832 --> 00:31:40,725
get a couple of flagons, some crisps,
492
00:31:40,749 --> 00:31:42,683
and we'll fill our boots
and listen to the radio.
493
00:31:42,707 --> 00:31:44,058
My treat.
494
00:31:44,082 --> 00:31:45,182
Off you go.
495
00:31:47,874 --> 00:31:49,599
Getting generous in your old age.
496
00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:57,975
Oh, going out, are we, Mr Lewis?
497
00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,100
Oh, very observant of you, Mrs Davies.
498
00:32:00,124 --> 00:32:01,933
Leaving the children alone, I suppose?
499
00:32:01,957 --> 00:32:04,767
Yes, and I've put the oil stove
close to the cot,
500
00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:06,308
and I've turned the wick up.
501
00:32:06,332 --> 00:32:07,975
You're not fit to have charge
of little children,
502
00:32:07,999 --> 00:32:09,850
the way you carry on, Mr Lewis.
503
00:32:09,874 --> 00:32:12,142
Well, I must get on with
my boozing now, Mrs Davies.
504
00:32:12,166 --> 00:32:14,475
I have enjoyed our little chat.
505
00:32:14,499 --> 00:32:17,142
If I had my way, I'd call the RSVP.
506
00:32:17,166 --> 00:32:19,975
And a good year for it, Mrs Davies.
507
00:32:19,999 --> 00:32:23,141
Come on in, Edna,
and shut that door.
508
00:32:36,249 --> 00:32:39,017
-Excuse me.
-Good evening, Mr Lewis.
509
00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,891
It is a good evening, isn't it? Yes.
510
00:32:45,582 --> 00:32:48,474
You can’t get away from it,
can you, you poor bastard?
511
00:32:49,582 --> 00:32:53,475
I'm sorry for you, Lewis,
I really am sorry for you.
512
00:32:53,499 --> 00:32:57,267
You're doomed, drowning,
and it's no good pretending
513
00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:59,182
the old urge isn't there, 'cause it is.
514
00:32:59,749 --> 00:33:03,267
But just settle for it,
you're not going out.
515
00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:05,142
Make the phone call,
516
00:33:05,166 --> 00:33:08,392
apologise to that sexy
Mrs Gruffydd-Williams
517
00:33:08,416 --> 00:33:10,517
with the two "fs", thank you,
518
00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:12,975
and then sublimate
the whole thing in cider
519
00:33:12,999 --> 00:33:14,517
and potato crisps.
520
00:33:14,541 --> 00:33:16,182
And good luck.
521
00:33:32,707 --> 00:33:34,307
That dress is too low, you know.
522
00:33:35,249 --> 00:33:37,392
Well, don't look down it.
523
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,182
Don't look down it?
524
00:33:39,957 --> 00:33:41,266
Only pleasure left to me.
525
00:33:44,874 --> 00:33:48,307
Domestic bliss on the white collar level.
526
00:33:49,957 --> 00:33:53,017
Interviewed last night, Mr John Lewis,
527
00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:55,183
a Iibrarian's runner,
528
00:33:55,207 --> 00:33:57,932
who changes his shirt
only twice a week, if that,
529
00:33:58,749 --> 00:34:02,142
expressed profound
dissatisfaction with his lot.
530
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:03,516
Whoa.
531
00:34:07,041 --> 00:34:08,892
What are we doing, Jean?
532
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:10,350
I mean, what are we doing,
533
00:34:10,374 --> 00:34:12,392
apart from waiting for this suit
to come back into fashion?
534
00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:13,850
No, I'm serious.
535
00:34:13,874 --> 00:34:15,100
I know you're serious.
536
00:34:15,124 --> 00:34:17,433
I mean, just... just look at me.
537
00:34:17,457 --> 00:34:20,100
I'm dressed here like a bookmaker’s ponce.
538
00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:22,141
I ought to be one,
or a road sweeper or something.
539
00:34:22,874 --> 00:34:26,517
I mean, why did I bother to cram
to pass exams, to take degrees?
540
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:28,225
Where did it get me?
541
00:34:28,249 --> 00:34:30,267
I'd be much better off as a road sweeper.
542
00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:32,558
There's no doubt about it, I would be...
543
00:34:32,582 --> 00:34:34,475
I would be far better off
as a road sweeper.
544
00:34:34,499 --> 00:34:36,767
Look, love, I know how you feel,
545
00:34:36,791 --> 00:34:38,392
but I think you're gonna get that job.
546
00:34:38,416 --> 00:34:40,142
If there's any justice,
you've just got to get it.
547
00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:42,850
There is no justice in or outside
548
00:34:42,874 --> 00:34:45,016
the Aberdarcy public library.
549
00:34:45,707 --> 00:34:48,474
Well, if this Mrs Williams
is what you say she is.
550
00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,557
What did I say she was?
551
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:53,725
Well, anyway, she did invite us
to the party tonight.
552
00:34:53,749 --> 00:34:54,642
Oh, well, naturally,
553
00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:57,183
I mean, no party's complete
without us, is it?
554
00:34:57,207 --> 00:34:59,516
People invite me just to
get the name of my tailor.
555
00:35:00,582 --> 00:35:01,642
I was only gonna say...
556
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,433
Pass me those crisps, love,
557
00:35:03,457 --> 00:35:05,517
...maybe she'll come
into the library again,
558
00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:07,683
then if her husband's
this big wig on the committee,
559
00:35:07,707 --> 00:35:09,724
she'll probably tell him about you.
560
00:35:10,582 --> 00:35:12,350
You can charm her,
561
00:35:12,374 --> 00:35:15,267
you can charm the birds
from the trees, if you want to.
562
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,307
It's only when you get in
one of your moods.
563
00:35:20,374 --> 00:35:22,183
What's the betting Jehovah's Witnesses?
564
00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:24,600
No, wrong time of the year.
565
00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:27,517
It'll be "Ban the Sunday Opening",
they're due for another go.
566
00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:29,725
Well, they picked the right man
this time, I can tell you.
567
00:35:29,749 --> 00:35:30,975
Sammy!
568
00:35:30,999 --> 00:35:32,432
Hush your noise, boy.
569
00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:34,975
Sammy,
570
00:35:34,999 --> 00:35:36,307
be quiet, will you?
571
00:35:45,416 --> 00:35:47,558
It's a most generous
572
00:35:47,582 --> 00:35:49,975
suggestion of Mrs Gruffydd-Williams,
573
00:35:49,999 --> 00:35:51,558
out of the blue like that.
574
00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:54,517
I... I really don't quite
know what to say.
575
00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:55,891
Anything wrong, darling?
576
00:35:56,666 --> 00:36:01,224
No, no, would you excuse me
just one m-moment?
577
00:36:02,082 --> 00:36:03,224
What is it?
578
00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:05,724
What's the matter?
579
00:36:06,249 --> 00:36:08,683
Mrs Gruffydd-Whatnot's sent some character
580
00:36:08,707 --> 00:36:10,642
to babysit for us
so as we can go to the party.
581
00:36:10,666 --> 00:36:12,183
What sort of character?
582
00:36:12,207 --> 00:36:14,350
Some chap. He doesn't look
too happy about it,
583
00:36:14,374 --> 00:36:15,850
but apparently
he's quite good with children.
584
00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,433
Well, has he got a nice face?
585
00:36:17,457 --> 00:36:19,392
Yes. Well, I suppose he has, yes.
586
00:36:19,416 --> 00:36:21,475
I mean, he doesn't look like
a secret senna-pod drinker,
587
00:36:21,499 --> 00:36:23,225
if that's what you mean.
588
00:36:23,249 --> 00:36:26,850
What do you think,
pop in there for an hour maybe?
589
00:36:26,874 --> 00:36:28,725
Alright. They don't
usually wake up, do they?
590
00:36:28,749 --> 00:36:32,724
Oh, no, they're... No. I don't know what
the fella's second name is. I'll just...
591
00:36:33,707 --> 00:36:34,933
Erm...
592
00:36:34,957 --> 00:36:37,307
would you like to pop up
for a moment, er, Bill?
593
00:36:47,457 --> 00:36:51,558
Bill, this is my wife, Jean.
Jean, this is Bill.
594
00:36:51,582 --> 00:36:52,975
How do you do?
595
00:36:52,999 --> 00:36:55,392
We were just saying
how very nice it is of you...
596
00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:58,267
Yes, yes, it's very good
of you to leave the party.
597
00:36:58,291 --> 00:37:01,058
And, yes, Jean will show you
where everything is, Bill.
598
00:37:01,082 --> 00:37:03,142
We won't be a moment,
'cause we're just gonna pop in there
599
00:37:03,166 --> 00:37:05,308
and pay our respects, you know.
600
00:37:05,332 --> 00:37:06,892
Yes, well, if you'll just come with me,
601
00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:10,516
I’ll show you where the kitchen is.
It's just through here.
602
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:24,433
Well, erm, I don't think
they'll give you any trouble.
603
00:37:24,457 --> 00:37:27,224
Most unusual if they do,
very good usually.
604
00:37:27,707 --> 00:37:31,933
Er, by the way, Bill,
you'll find half a bottle.... Er...
605
00:37:31,957 --> 00:37:34,142
Tea, if you... if you want some.
606
00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:35,600
Ah, yes, thank you.
607
00:37:35,624 --> 00:37:38,392
-Have a cup of tea.
-Tea?
608
00:37:38,416 --> 00:37:39,474
Tea.
609
00:37:40,416 --> 00:37:41,392
Well,
610
00:37:41,416 --> 00:37:42,892
bye-bye then.
611
00:37:42,916 --> 00:37:44,350
Yes, we'll, er, see you later.
612
00:37:44,374 --> 00:37:46,391
-Yeah.
-Excuse me one moment.
613
00:37:46,916 --> 00:37:48,682
Just wanted to...
614
00:37:49,457 --> 00:37:50,724
That's right.
615
00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:57,308
Daddy?
616
00:37:57,332 --> 00:37:59,224
Bulk's still awake.
617
00:38:22,832 --> 00:38:24,475
-Hello there.
-Ah.
618
00:38:24,499 --> 00:38:27,350
-You made it, did you?
-Yes, thanks to you, we did.
619
00:38:27,374 --> 00:38:30,350
Oh, this is my wife, Jean.
This is Mrs Gruffydd—Williams.
620
00:38:30,374 --> 00:38:31,267
Jean.
621
00:38:31,291 --> 00:38:33,142
How very nice.
622
00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:34,392
Oh, Bill arrived safely, did he?
623
00:38:34,416 --> 00:38:37,475
Oh, yes, very good of you both
to go to all this trouble.
624
00:38:37,499 --> 00:38:39,350
Oh, no trouble at all.
625
00:38:39,374 --> 00:38:41,891
-Would you like to use the girl's room?
—I wouldn't mind.
626
00:38:42,874 --> 00:38:44,183
Lovely dress you're wearing.
627
00:38:44,207 --> 00:38:45,850
Use that one over there.
628
00:38:45,874 --> 00:38:47,225
Oh, thank you.
629
00:38:47,249 --> 00:38:49,433
Oh, no. No, wait a minute.
630
00:38:49,457 --> 00:38:52,057
Might be somebody being sick in there,
there was a moment ago.
631
00:38:52,624 --> 00:38:55,558
Use mine upstairs,
second door on the right.
632
00:38:55,582 --> 00:38:56,600
Thank you.
633
00:38:56,624 --> 00:38:58,682
-Straight through.
-Thank you.
634
00:39:00,707 --> 00:39:02,308
You'll wait here for me, will you, love?
635
00:39:02,332 --> 00:39:05,267
Yes, love, I'II hang on down here for you.
636
00:39:05,291 --> 00:39:06,807
Alright.
637
00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:12,475
What did you think of old Bill?
638
00:39:12,499 --> 00:39:15,558
Oh, I thought he was
a very public-spirited chap.
639
00:39:15,582 --> 00:39:18,807
He's not bad, is he,
for last year's model?
640
00:39:19,832 --> 00:39:21,600
Have some caviar.
641
00:39:21,624 --> 00:39:23,807
Hm? Oh, thank you very much.
642
00:39:24,416 --> 00:39:26,599
Hm, I've never had caviar before.
643
00:39:27,541 --> 00:39:28,558
It's worth trying.
644
00:39:28,582 --> 00:39:31,891
Yes, well, I'll try anything once.
645
00:39:32,499 --> 00:39:33,499
Once?
646
00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:44,142
Well, I suppose I mustn't keep you
to myself any longer.
647
00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:45,100
Mmm.
648
00:39:45,124 --> 00:39:47,932
Let's go in and meet
some of the D'arcy Players.
649
00:39:50,124 --> 00:39:52,308
Let me get you a drink, darling,
650
00:39:52,332 --> 00:39:54,433
then there's somebody you must meet.
651
00:39:54,457 --> 00:39:55,683
I'd like to meet your husband.
652
00:39:55,707 --> 00:39:58,350
Hm? Oh, he'll be around somewhere.
653
00:39:58,374 --> 00:40:00,182
Though I want you to meet
our author first.
654
00:40:03,957 --> 00:40:07,017
This looks vaguely like scotch, alright?
655
00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:08,183
Yes, thank you very much, yes.
656
00:40:08,207 --> 00:40:10,517
Now where is the bard?
657
00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:14,183
I was toying with the idea
of translating Kafka into Welsh,
658
00:40:14,207 --> 00:40:16,642
but how do you translate his values?
659
00:40:16,666 --> 00:40:19,642
Darling, stop being brilliant
forjust one second
660
00:40:19,666 --> 00:40:22,142
and meet a late arrival. Gareth, this is--
661
00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:23,933
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I know.
662
00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:27,141
The original white collar slave.
How are you, Lewis?
663
00:40:27,707 --> 00:40:29,725
Still peddling trash to the masses?
664
00:40:29,749 --> 00:40:31,642
Yes, that's right, yes.
665
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:33,516
How about you, still writing it?
666
00:40:34,582 --> 00:40:36,475
You two know each other, do you?
667
00:40:36,499 --> 00:40:39,183
Oh, yes, I should say so.
We know each other from way back.
668
00:40:39,207 --> 00:40:40,849
We used to knock conkers together.
669
00:40:41,374 --> 00:40:42,475
You never told me.
670
00:40:42,499 --> 00:40:44,767
No, well, of course he wouldn't,
he's far too modest.
671
00:40:44,791 --> 00:40:47,058
I mean, if there's one thing you're not,
you're not a name dropper,
672
00:40:47,082 --> 00:40:47,975
are you, Gareth?
673
00:40:47,999 --> 00:40:50,350
Well, what about Mrs Lewis?
674
00:40:50,374 --> 00:40:53,349
Yes, he knows her too,
also from way back.
675
00:40:54,374 --> 00:40:55,474
Hello, Gareth.
676
00:40:56,707 --> 00:40:59,432
He||o, Jean.
677
00:41:02,957 --> 00:41:06,267
Well, well, well, this is
quite like old times, isn't it? Mmm.
678
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:09,058
Mind you, a lot of soap has lodged
679
00:41:09,082 --> 00:41:11,392
behind the old wedding rings,
since we were a trois.
680
00:41:11,416 --> 00:41:13,808
I was just trying to think what happened
the last time we all met.
681
00:41:13,832 --> 00:41:15,558
-You said something that was really--
-John.
682
00:41:15,582 --> 00:41:17,267
No, no, no, it was a really very good.
683
00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:18,767
You said, er,
684
00:41:18,791 --> 00:41:21,517
you said, "The best man can't always win."
685
00:41:21,541 --> 00:41:22,517
Terribly original.
686
00:41:22,541 --> 00:41:24,433
It stuck right in my mind.
687
00:41:24,457 --> 00:41:26,475
I suppose you think
you're being really witty?
688
00:41:26,499 --> 00:41:28,225
- Oh, no, I...
- Er...
689
00:41:28,249 --> 00:41:30,183
Er, another drink anybody?
690
00:41:30,207 --> 00:41:31,849
I'm sure you would.
691
00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:35,975
I was ploughing through
your novel again the other day,
692
00:41:35,999 --> 00:41:40,017
"Nourished Is the Grass", or should I say,
"Nourish-ed Is the Grass"?
693
00:41:40,041 --> 00:41:42,142
We have an unsigned first edition.
694
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:44,682
I believe they're the rare ones,
aren't they?
695
00:41:45,916 --> 00:41:47,933
Are you coming to the first
night of my play, Jean?
696
00:41:47,957 --> 00:41:50,600
Oh, we'd like to very much,
but bit difficult for me, you see.
697
00:41:50,624 --> 00:41:53,142
But John will be coming,
won't you, love?
698
00:41:53,166 --> 00:41:54,517
Hm? Oh, yes, yes.
699
00:41:54,541 --> 00:41:57,141
Yes. Well, of course I get in free,
you know. What's it called?
700
00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:02,058
"Bowen Thomas, Tailor of Llandeilo."
701
00:42:02,082 --> 00:42:05,600
Oh! What a fabulous title.
702
00:42:05,624 --> 00:42:08,974
I wonder why nobody's used it before.
Is it a comedy, is it?
703
00:42:09,582 --> 00:42:10,600
Here we are.
704
00:42:10,624 --> 00:42:13,558
Vernon, this is Mr and Mrs Lewis.
705
00:42:13,582 --> 00:42:15,058
-My husband.
-He||o.
706
00:42:15,082 --> 00:42:16,600
How do you do?
707
00:42:16,624 --> 00:42:19,183
Well, we were just talking
about Gareth's new play.
708
00:42:19,207 --> 00:42:21,892
Yes, we're being badly
hung up over the costumes.
709
00:42:21,916 --> 00:42:23,850
Oh, sorry to hear that,
what seems to be the trouble?
710
00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,600
Nothing's been done
towards it, nothing at all.
711
00:42:25,624 --> 00:42:27,850
Poor Elizabeth here has been
trying through the last month
712
00:42:27,874 --> 00:42:30,642
to persuade Mr Lewis' public library
713
00:42:30,666 --> 00:42:32,767
to disgorge some books
which could help us,
714
00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:35,142
but of course, without any success at all.
715
00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:39,100
Jean, I've got somebody over there
who's just dying to meet you.
716
00:42:39,124 --> 00:42:41,892
Perhaps if we knew what you wanted
we might be able to do something about it.
717
00:42:41,916 --> 00:42:43,642
You see, it's rather difficult
to get hold of a book
718
00:42:43,666 --> 00:42:45,225
when you don't know the title
or the author, isn't it?
719
00:42:45,249 --> 00:42:47,892
Damn it, man, damn it,
it's your bloody job.
720
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:50,557
You don't want us to do it for you,
surely to God?
721
00:42:53,874 --> 00:42:55,975
—Mustn't be too hard on him, you know.
-Why not?
722
00:42:55,999 --> 00:42:57,892
Well, you know what
these fellows are like.
723
00:42:57,916 --> 00:43:00,308
I mean to say, after all,
I suppose being a poet entitles him
724
00:43:00,332 --> 00:43:03,350
to be a bit different from us chaps,
don't you think?
725
00:43:03,374 --> 00:43:06,142
Well, as dramatic critic of
the "Aberdarcy Chronicle“
726
00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,975
at ten bob a time,
I should agree with you, sir.
727
00:43:08,999 --> 00:43:12,017
However, in my own opinion,
I think he's a puffed-up,
728
00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:14,725
undersized, four-eyed, little twit.
729
00:43:14,749 --> 00:43:16,057
Excuse me, won't you?
730
00:43:17,499 --> 00:43:18,891
Fascinating.
731
00:43:29,457 --> 00:43:33,224
Excuse me, where do they keep
the thunderbox in this place?
732
00:43:36,832 --> 00:43:38,267
The what?
733
00:43:38,291 --> 00:43:41,433
Where does one go
if one wants to wash one's hands?
734
00:43:41,457 --> 00:43:43,474
Oh, straight across there.
735
00:43:59,332 --> 00:44:01,724
Come on, love,
we'll find a spare room somewhere.
736
00:44:17,249 --> 00:44:19,349
Yes, er, jolly good.
737
00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:21,682
Yes, jolly good.
738
00:44:25,207 --> 00:44:26,807
-Marve||ous party.
-Hm.
739
00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:29,516
-Cigarette?
-No.
740
00:45:06,832 --> 00:45:08,683
It's an original.
741
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:10,100
-Yes?
742
00:45:10,124 --> 00:45:11,642
Do you like it?
743
00:45:11,666 --> 00:45:13,099
Hm, not bad.
744
00:45:13,707 --> 00:45:15,558
You want to get one
with that new French chap.
745
00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:17,100
-Oh?
-Yes.
746
00:45:17,124 --> 00:45:20,058
I was looking at some pictures
in a magazine the other day,
747
00:45:20,082 --> 00:45:21,600
seems to have got it all buttoned up.
748
00:45:21,624 --> 00:45:23,767
Really? How interesting.
749
00:45:23,791 --> 00:45:25,391
Yes, he, er... Oh!
750
00:45:27,832 --> 00:45:29,892
Have one of... mine.
751
00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:31,683
Oh, thank you.
752
00:45:31,707 --> 00:45:35,391
What he does, you see,
he puts his canvas on the floor,
753
00:45:36,791 --> 00:45:39,308
chucks some whacking,
great dollops of paint on it
754
00:45:39,332 --> 00:45:42,558
and then drags a naked woman across it.
755
00:45:42,582 --> 00:45:44,100
Hm.
756
00:45:44,124 --> 00:45:47,058
Yes, yes. Sort of job I'd like, that.
757
00:45:47,082 --> 00:45:49,850
I'd... enjoy cleaning the brushes anyway.
758
00:45:49,874 --> 00:45:51,266
Hm.
759
00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,225
-Yes. Hm?
-Erm, tell me something.
760
00:45:54,249 --> 00:45:55,350
Mm?
761
00:45:55,374 --> 00:45:58,017
Oh, I just wondered
if you were going to apply
762
00:45:58,041 --> 00:46:00,142
for the vacancy at the library,
that's all.
763
00:46:00,166 --> 00:46:01,933
Well, I had thought about it, yes.
764
00:46:01,957 --> 00:46:04,224
You know, I think you should apply.
765
00:46:04,749 --> 00:46:06,475
I think you might have a chance,
766
00:46:06,499 --> 00:46:08,891
Vernon's on the library committee,
you know.
767
00:46:09,541 --> 00:46:12,558
Vernon? Er, Vernon,
your husband, you mean?
768
00:46:12,582 --> 00:46:14,017
-Ah, yes.
769
00:46:14,041 --> 00:46:15,475
Of course, I don't interfere at all,
770
00:46:15,499 --> 00:46:18,058
but he sometimes asks my advice, you know.
771
00:46:18,082 --> 00:46:19,558
And do you give it?
772
00:46:19,582 --> 00:46:21,683
Sometimes. Depends.
773
00:46:21,707 --> 00:46:23,850
{suspenseful music]
-I see.
774
00:46:23,874 --> 00:46:25,642
Only you see, it just occurred to me,
775
00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:27,308
that it might be a help for you to know
776
00:46:27,332 --> 00:46:30,225
the kind of man they're looking for
and that kind of thing.
777
00:46:30,249 --> 00:46:33,475
The interview's
terribly important, I'm told.
778
00:46:33,499 --> 00:46:36,017
Yes, well, first impressions, you know.
779
00:46:36,041 --> 00:46:39,100
Yes, they do count, you know.
780
00:46:39,124 --> 00:46:41,142
Oh, they do, definitely, yes.
781
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:43,892
Er, what sort of a man is it
they're looking for?
782
00:46:43,916 --> 00:46:46,100
Oh, I don't know, really,
783
00:46:46,124 --> 00:46:49,932
probably somebody, erm,
very like you.
784
00:46:52,332 --> 00:46:53,766
Hm.
785
00:46:58,124 --> 00:47:01,642
What would you do if I kissed you?
786
00:47:01,666 --> 00:47:04,349
You wouldn't do anything violent,
would you?
787
00:47:04,999 --> 00:47:07,142
Hm, violent?
788
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,517
Only I'd like to kiss you, you see,
789
00:47:08,541 --> 00:47:13,557
because I'm a great believer
in first impressions myself.
790
00:47:42,374 --> 00:47:44,057
-Oh.
-Hm?
791
00:47:55,749 --> 00:47:58,724
You'd better get some new handkerchiefs,
before that interview.
792
00:47:59,457 --> 00:48:02,266
You reckon I'll get as far
as the interview then, do you?
793
00:48:03,374 --> 00:48:06,349
I think you'll get a lot further.
794
00:48:07,749 --> 00:48:09,892
Hm-mm.
795
00:48:09,916 --> 00:48:11,224
Hm.
796
00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:23,641
{dramatic piano music]
797
00:48:33,749 --> 00:48:35,641
Somebody dead in there or something?
798
00:48:39,249 --> 00:48:42,266
Ieuan, well, congratulations.
799
00:48:42,957 --> 00:48:44,474
John, you're here, boy.
800
00:48:45,624 --> 00:48:47,808
Look, I'm afraid I've been rather sick.
801
00:48:47,832 --> 00:48:50,975
Yes, well, you've got a lot
to be sick about, haven't you?
802
00:48:50,999 --> 00:48:53,058
Hm. Seems to run in your family.
803
00:48:53,082 --> 00:48:54,807
Well, you see, Meghan...
804
00:49:04,499 --> 00:49:06,141
Well, thanks very much.
805
00:49:06,749 --> 00:49:08,433
Oh, I'm to wait for the gentleman, sir.
806
00:49:08,457 --> 00:49:10,100
Yes, I'll send him right down.
807
00:49:10,124 --> 00:49:11,724
Thank you then, goodnight.
808
00:49:14,207 --> 00:49:15,933
Do you think we ought to
have given him something?
809
00:49:15,957 --> 00:49:17,057
No, no.
810
00:49:18,207 --> 00:49:20,892
Did you say Mrs Gruffydd-Williams
truly offered to help?
811
00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:22,267
Yes, yes.
812
00:49:22,291 --> 00:49:24,808
There, you see,
I told you to cultivate her.
813
00:49:24,832 --> 00:49:26,225
Aren't you glad you went now?
814
00:49:26,249 --> 00:49:29,308
Oh, sure.
815
00:49:29,332 --> 00:49:33,391
Quiet, Sammy, there are
people here trying to sleep.
816
00:49:34,457 --> 00:49:37,725
What's all this noise
about here? Mr Lewis?
817
00:49:37,749 --> 00:49:39,767
Hello, Bill, how's it been going?
818
00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:42,267
I hope the children
didn't give you too much trouble.
819
00:49:42,291 --> 00:49:45,350
-Oh, no, no, your two are fine.
-Good.
820
00:49:45,374 --> 00:49:48,016
Just... Bulk.
821
00:49:48,749 --> 00:49:49,642
Yes?
822
00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:52,599
I had to take him to the lavatory
seven times.
823
00:50:39,916 --> 00:50:41,182
Could we have our ball?
824
00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:43,517
Hm?
825
00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:44,767
The ball.
826
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:47,224
Oh.
827
00:50:48,374 --> 00:50:50,099
I can see you're winning.
828
00:50:52,707 --> 00:50:53,891
Oh.
829
00:50:57,124 --> 00:50:58,307
Hello.
830
00:51:02,999 --> 00:51:04,016
Thank you, sir.
831
00:51:09,124 --> 00:51:10,892
It's a good thing my brakes work.
832
00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:12,099
Yes, it is, isn't it?
833
00:51:13,124 --> 00:51:15,932
I was, er, just on my way home.
834
00:51:17,499 --> 00:51:19,933
So I noticed. Can I give you a lift?
835
00:51:19,957 --> 00:51:21,600
Oh, lovely, thank you very much.
836
00:51:21,624 --> 00:51:22,849
Well, jump in.
837
00:51:43,749 --> 00:51:44,891
Hey!
838
00:51:45,457 --> 00:51:47,475
Oh, I just thought of something.
839
00:51:47,499 --> 00:51:50,057
You wouldn't like to join some of us
for a drink tonight, would you?
840
00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:52,350
Well, that's very kind of you,
841
00:51:52,374 --> 00:51:55,350
but, erm, unfortunately,
it's the children, you see.
842
00:51:55,374 --> 00:51:57,974
It's illegal to leave them
unattended after dark.
843
00:51:58,749 --> 00:52:00,932
Well, I'm afraid old Bill
is out this time.
844
00:52:01,457 --> 00:52:03,892
How do you manage in the ordinary way?
845
00:52:03,916 --> 00:52:06,683
You must have some sort of a system.
846
00:52:06,707 --> 00:52:09,724
Oh, we have, it consists mainly
of not going out.
847
00:52:37,999 --> 00:52:39,392
I'll have a word with Jean.
848
00:52:39,416 --> 00:52:41,225
Ah.
849
00:52:41,249 --> 00:52:42,724
Oh, er... Oh, er...
850
00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:54,267
Who is it? Who's in my house?
851
00:52:54,291 --> 00:52:56,100
It's only me and a friend, Mrs Davies.
852
00:52:56,124 --> 00:52:58,517
Oh, it's you, Mr Lewis. Visitors, is it?
853
00:52:58,541 --> 00:53:00,808
Yes, that's who it is, Mrs Davies.
854
00:53:00,832 --> 00:53:02,767
I don't like any noise, Mr Lewis.
855
00:53:02,791 --> 00:53:04,849
Neither do I, Mrs Davies.
856
00:53:09,499 --> 00:53:10,975
Quaint little place you've got.
857
00:53:10,999 --> 00:53:12,392
Yes, yes.
858
00:53:12,416 --> 00:53:14,182
—Oh.
859
00:53:16,541 --> 00:53:18,807
Jean, love, you busy?
860
00:53:19,749 --> 00:53:22,016
We've... got a visitor.
861
00:53:23,332 --> 00:53:25,808
Hello, Jean,
I met your better half in the street.
862
00:53:25,832 --> 00:53:29,392
Good. Well, er, sorry the place
is in a bit of a mess.
863
00:53:29,416 --> 00:53:30,808
Wasn't expecting anyone.
864
00:53:30,832 --> 00:53:32,017
Oh, that's alright.
865
00:53:32,041 --> 00:53:35,267
The thing is, some of us are going
out for a few drinks tonight,
866
00:53:35,291 --> 00:53:37,767
and I just wondered
if you'd like to join us?
867
00:53:37,791 --> 00:53:41,932
I, erm, gather from John though
you're a bit stuck for a babysitter.
868
00:53:42,499 --> 00:53:46,475
Yes, I'm afraid we are.
In any case, I'm not, er...
869
00:53:46,499 --> 00:53:48,517
Well, look,
I don't really think I can come.
870
00:53:48,541 --> 00:53:49,683
Oh, dear.
871
00:53:49,707 --> 00:53:52,933
I was saying that it might be
a bit difficult, you know.
872
00:53:52,957 --> 00:53:54,600
You go, love, if you're keen.
873
00:53:54,624 --> 00:53:57,517
But, look, Jean, love, why don't you go
and I'll look after the children?
874
00:53:57,541 --> 00:53:59,224
No, I'd rather you went.
875
00:53:59,957 --> 00:54:03,433
Oh, dear, I feel a bit of a brute
yanking your husband away like this.
876
00:54:03,457 --> 00:54:06,183
Oh, well, don't feel that on my account.
877
00:54:06,207 --> 00:54:09,308
Well, we must fix up a date ourselves,
just the two of us,
878
00:54:09,332 --> 00:54:13,308
a real hen party
and pull the boys to pieces, hm?
879
00:54:13,332 --> 00:54:15,182
Yes, I'd enjoy that, let's do that.
880
00:54:16,332 --> 00:54:18,141
Oh, what a sweet, little girl.
881
00:54:18,832 --> 00:54:20,307
And what's your name, hm?
882
00:54:21,707 --> 00:54:23,057
Lost her tongue.
883
00:54:23,624 --> 00:54:25,100
No, I haven't!
884
00:54:25,124 --> 00:54:27,766
Bulk doesn't like me telling
my name to other people.
885
00:54:29,957 --> 00:54:31,392
And who is Bulk?
886
00:54:31,416 --> 00:54:34,641
Oh, I'll tell you all about Bulk later on.
887
00:54:35,874 --> 00:54:37,142
Now, you're quite sure?
888
00:54:37,166 --> 00:54:39,433
Quite sure, have a good time.
889
00:54:39,457 --> 00:54:40,682
Bye-bye, love.
890
00:54:41,207 --> 00:54:43,182
Er, bye-bye, Gwyneth.
891
00:54:44,082 --> 00:54:46,058
Freddie.
892
00:54:46,082 --> 00:54:48,017
Bye-bye, Jean.
Don't forget, we've got a date.
893
00:54:48,041 --> 00:54:49,682
No, I won't.
894
00:54:52,374 --> 00:54:53,682
I'll leave something out for you.
895
00:54:56,082 --> 00:54:57,141
Cold.
896
00:55:03,166 --> 00:55:05,766
Mummy, Bulk didn't like her.
897
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:09,141
Shh, love. Come on now, let's get you dry.
898
00:55:18,624 --> 00:55:20,183
Which pub is it?
899
00:55:20,207 --> 00:55:21,642
I don't know, really,
900
00:55:21,666 --> 00:55:24,475
but why don't we go to the Queen's Head
for a drink or two first?
901
00:55:24,499 --> 00:55:26,391
Then we'll go home...
902
00:55:27,124 --> 00:55:29,224
and I'll get changed.
903
00:55:47,499 --> 00:55:48,975
Staff's night out, is it?
904
00:55:48,999 --> 00:55:52,017
Yes, Vernon's out too funnily enough.
905
00:55:52,041 --> 00:55:53,141
Oh, really?
906
00:55:53,707 --> 00:55:57,391
Yes, well, he's more or less staff,
isn't he?
907
00:56:03,457 --> 00:56:06,017
Would you like to fix us both a drink
while I pop upstairs?
908
00:56:06,041 --> 00:56:07,517
Er, yes.
909
00:56:07,541 --> 00:56:10,183
In there, and, erm, bring them up.
910
00:56:10,207 --> 00:56:11,183
In there?
911
00:56:11,207 --> 00:56:14,558
Yes, I'll have a gin and, oh,
tonic will do.
912
00:56:14,582 --> 00:56:15,975
And some cigarettes.
913
00:56:15,999 --> 00:56:17,350
Erm...
914
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:19,057
-Hm?
-How will I find you again?
915
00:56:19,666 --> 00:56:21,266
I'll leave a trail.
916
00:57:14,457 --> 00:57:16,642
I'm here, anyone for tennis?
917
00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:19,349
Oh, come on through.
I'm in the bedroom.
918
00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:37,933
Put the drinks down somewhere.
919
00:57:37,957 --> 00:57:39,307
On the bath will do.
920
00:57:39,832 --> 00:57:41,057
Make yourself at home.
921
00:57:42,124 --> 00:57:43,974
I'll be out in a tick.
922
00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:08,807
What are you doing in there?
923
00:58:09,707 --> 00:58:11,600
You're very quiet.
924
00:58:11,624 --> 00:58:15,849
Yes, yes, I've, er,
I've always been very quiet.
925
00:58:16,374 --> 00:58:20,016
Ever since I was a child I was quiet,
you know.
926
00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:24,642
What do you think of
the master's gymnasium?
927
00:58:24,666 --> 00:58:28,391
Oh... I think it's very impressive.
928
00:58:32,207 --> 00:58:34,433
One of these days
he's going to do himself an injury,
929
00:58:34,457 --> 00:58:36,432
which will rather defeat the object.
930
00:58:37,457 --> 00:58:41,224
I'm sorry I'm being so long,
can't decide what to wear.
931
00:58:42,666 --> 00:58:44,807
Well, that's alright,
don't you worry about me.
932
00:58:45,749 --> 00:58:48,641
You take as long as you want. I can wait.
933
00:58:54,249 --> 00:58:56,849
You see what I mean?
934
00:58:57,666 --> 00:58:58,766
Yes.
935
00:58:59,249 --> 00:59:00,100
Hmm.
936
00:59:00,124 --> 00:59:04,224
It's funny old Vernon buying himself
one of these, they're...
937
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:06,350
quite lethal.
938
00:59:06,374 --> 00:59:09,350
Oh, he didn't, it was a present from me.
939
00:59:09,374 --> 00:59:11,266
Oh.
940
00:59:12,374 --> 00:59:14,183
Light me a cigarette, will you, darling?
941
00:59:14,207 --> 00:59:15,557
Yes.
942
00:59:26,957 --> 00:59:30,683
The, erm, the first time I saw this done,
943
00:59:30,707 --> 00:59:35,183
erm, Paul Henreid did it for Bette Davis
944
00:59:35,207 --> 00:59:37,307
in a film called "Now, Voyager“.
945
00:59:38,707 --> 00:59:41,475
My recollection is
a very good-looking Major
946
00:59:41,499 --> 00:59:45,725
in the Pay Corps on the front
at RhyI in mid-winter.
947
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:49,183
He got them both stuck to his lip
and bled copiously.
948
00:59:49,207 --> 00:59:51,141
When was that?
949
00:59:52,207 --> 00:59:55,432
Oh, '42. The Major wanted to marry me.
950
00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:59,558
I loved the whole war.
Does that shock you?
951
00:59:59,582 --> 01:00:00,683
No, not especially.
952
01:00:00,707 --> 01:00:03,267
I loved every minute of it.
953
01:00:03,291 --> 01:00:05,391
I cried on VE Day.
954
01:00:06,166 --> 01:00:10,016
I should've married the Major,
but I didn't.
955
01:00:13,374 --> 01:00:17,975
Oh, I found out about
your dreaded interview, by the way.
956
01:00:17,999 --> 01:00:18,850
Yes?
957
01:00:18,874 --> 01:00:21,933
You, erm, are on a shortlist of four.
958
01:00:21,957 --> 01:00:24,308
-Oh.
-Does that please you?
959
01:00:24,332 --> 01:00:27,558
Yes, very much, yes, thank you.
960
01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,850
You are, erm, grateful?
961
01:00:29,874 --> 01:00:32,016
Oh, yes, yes, I am.
962
01:00:33,749 --> 01:00:35,391
How grateful?
963
01:00:51,416 --> 01:00:53,141
Hm, I want you.
964
01:00:53,749 --> 01:00:56,808
-I want all of you.
-Yes, my love.
965
01:00:56,832 --> 01:00:59,850
But listen, don't you think
that it might be a bit better
966
01:00:59,874 --> 01:01:03,142
if we got out of the gymnasium here?
967
01:01:03,166 --> 01:01:05,433
Hm, I want all of you.
968
01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:07,725
Yes, so you shall, my darling,
but listen,
969
01:01:07,749 --> 01:01:11,225
you know, if we could perhaps get away
from the boat race atmosphere
970
01:01:11,249 --> 01:01:13,016
in the bedroom maybe?
971
01:01:13,791 --> 01:01:14,849
Carry me.
972
01:01:16,416 --> 01:01:18,266
-Hm?
-Carry me.
973
01:01:27,582 --> 01:01:29,642
-Hm, darling.
-Yes?
974
01:01:29,666 --> 01:01:31,141
Wait.
975
01:01:36,249 --> 01:01:38,141
Next to the window, hmm?
976
01:01:38,791 --> 01:01:39,933
Yes, dear.
977
01:01:39,957 --> 01:01:41,516
Now...
978
01:01:44,874 --> 01:01:46,849
-Hm?
-Yes.
979
01:01:48,541 --> 01:01:50,849
Darling, you can wait, you can wait, hm.
980
01:02:02,374 --> 01:02:04,142
Come on in, chaps,
just for half an hour.
981
01:02:04,166 --> 01:02:05,225
Oh, my God!
982
01:02:05,249 --> 01:02:07,225
-What? What is it?
-It's Vernon.
983
01:02:07,249 --> 01:02:08,932
-What?
-Get out of bed, quickly.
984
01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:13,100
Oh! This is going to be bloody
marvellous if we don't look nippy.
985
01:02:13,124 --> 01:02:14,350
Where are you?
986
01:02:14,374 --> 01:02:16,350
What are you doing?
987
01:02:16,374 --> 01:02:18,475
Idiot, get out of my wardrobe!
988
01:02:18,499 --> 01:02:21,099
-Why didn't... Why didn't he call?
-I don't know.
989
01:02:22,249 --> 01:02:24,308
Put your coat on. I don't know.
990
01:02:24,332 --> 01:02:25,932
Get the sleeve, get the sleeve.
991
01:02:26,999 --> 01:02:29,100
—Just there.
-Alright.
992
01:02:29,124 --> 01:02:32,433
Stop that awful panting
and take deep breaths.
993
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,308
Put your head between your legs
or something,
994
01:02:34,332 --> 01:02:35,475
I'II stall Vernon.
995
01:02:35,499 --> 01:02:37,100
What do I do, stay here or what?
996
01:02:37,124 --> 01:02:38,808
No! Bathroom.
997
01:02:38,832 --> 01:02:39,832
Oh!
998
01:02:47,624 --> 01:02:48,974
What happens now then?
999
01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,849
-I know what.
-What?
1000
01:02:53,874 --> 01:02:55,975
-You pick these up.
-What do I want to do that for?
1001
01:02:55,999 --> 01:02:59,142
Well, if anybody does come in,
you can pant as much as you like.
1002
01:02:59,166 --> 01:03:01,475
Bit looking odd, isn't it?
Picking fags up?
1003
01:03:01,499 --> 01:03:03,308
Anything's going to look a bit odd.
1004
01:03:03,332 --> 01:03:05,724
-Yes, alright.
—It's better than nothing.
1005
01:03:06,874 --> 01:03:09,058
The important thing is
to have something to do,
1006
01:03:09,082 --> 01:03:10,933
-I've always found.
-Yes, that's right.
1007
01:03:10,957 --> 01:03:12,682
-Well, go on!
-I'm doing it.
1008
01:03:16,374 --> 01:03:18,767
This shouldn't take long.
What's half an hour?
1009
01:03:18,791 --> 01:03:19,933
Is that you, darling?
1010
01:03:19,957 --> 01:03:22,308
You worry too much
about that contract, Billy.
1011
01:03:22,332 --> 01:03:23,599
It's as good as signed.
1012
01:03:24,249 --> 01:03:25,683
Where are you off to, Charlie?
1013
01:03:25,707 --> 01:03:27,058
To get the ice, is that alright?
1014
01:03:27,082 --> 01:03:28,475
Yes, second door.
1015
01:03:28,499 --> 01:03:29,892
Darling.
1016
01:03:29,916 --> 01:03:31,100
Oh, hello, love.
1017
01:03:31,124 --> 01:03:33,517
Just brought some of the council
back for a nightcap. Care to join us?
1018
01:03:33,541 --> 01:03:35,225
Oh, I'll see, darling.
1019
01:03:35,249 --> 01:03:38,142
I... I was just thinking of
going early to bed for once.
1020
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:40,182
Alright, love, see how you feel.
1021
01:03:41,416 --> 01:03:42,933
What are you both having?
1022
01:03:42,957 --> 01:03:44,932
Anybody wants ice,
they'll have to wait for Charlie.
1023
01:03:46,832 --> 01:03:47,932
Ah!
1024
01:03:49,082 --> 01:03:51,892
Panic's over, master's having
a drink with the boys.
1025
01:03:51,916 --> 01:03:54,725
What happens now then? Do I go
and offer him cigarettes or something?
1026
01:03:54,749 --> 01:03:57,517
No, darling, I think
in your present state of health,
1027
01:03:57,541 --> 01:04:00,892
you'd better do what is
Iaughingly known as a bunk.
1028
01:04:00,916 --> 01:04:03,225
-Yes, alright.
-Oh, no! In there.
1029
01:04:03,249 --> 01:04:05,642
—What, not in——
—Darling, don't worry now.
1030
01:04:05,666 --> 01:04:07,392
-Just give me a kiss goodnight, hm?
-No.
1031
01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:10,183
Look, do... do you mind
if I don't at the moment?
1032
01:04:10,207 --> 01:04:12,725
- On|y, er...
- You are funny.
1033
01:04:12,749 --> 01:04:15,850
Still I wanted to get you
to commit yourself.
1034
01:04:15,874 --> 01:04:17,225
And you have, haven't you?
1035
01:04:17,249 --> 01:04:18,683
Yes, I suppose I have, yes.
1036
01:04:18,707 --> 01:04:20,683
So have I. Go on, buzz off now.
1037
01:04:20,707 --> 01:04:23,808
Yes, erm, er...
1038
01:04:23,832 --> 01:04:26,100
-Hm?
-Which way do I go, when I...
1039
01:04:26,124 --> 01:04:28,350
Oh, out the front, I suppose,
1040
01:04:28,374 --> 01:04:30,350
but be careful at the bottom
of the stairs, huh?
1041
01:04:30,374 --> 01:04:32,683
—Yes, through the front door?
-Yes, bottom of the stairs.
1042
01:04:32,707 --> 01:04:34,517
-Bottom of the stairs.
-Be careful, remember.
1043
01:04:34,541 --> 01:04:36,725
-He seems a bit...
-Yes, alright.
1044
01:04:36,749 --> 01:04:39,058
Er, I'll see you again then?
1045
01:04:39,082 --> 01:04:42,392
Yes, don't leave it too long.
I'll be lonely.
1046
01:04:42,416 --> 01:04:43,432
Hm.
1047
01:04:47,374 --> 01:04:48,891
-Oh.
-Cigarettes.
1048
01:04:58,874 --> 01:05:00,349
Gin and tonic.
1049
01:05:21,749 --> 01:05:25,225
Mr Gruffydd-Williams is in the lounge.
1050
01:05:25,249 --> 01:05:26,891
Well, thank you very much.
1051
01:05:30,957 --> 01:05:33,391
What on earth held you up?
What are you having anyway?
1052
01:05:48,999 --> 01:05:50,057
Yes?
1053
01:05:50,416 --> 01:05:52,475
Oh, good evening.
1054
01:05:52,499 --> 01:05:56,182
I was, er, just checking up
whether everything was alright.
1055
01:05:56,999 --> 01:05:58,767
You know, don't like leaving a job,
1056
01:05:58,791 --> 01:06:01,017
when things aren't alright, really.
1057
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:03,142
It is? Everything alright
to your knowledge?
1058
01:06:03,166 --> 01:06:05,433
-Yes, I think so.
-Hm, the plumbing and everything?
1059
01:06:05,457 --> 01:06:10,724
'Cause I mean, I wouldn't
like to sort of, er, run out on it.
1060
01:06:14,166 --> 01:06:15,725
Oh, that's cleared it.
1061
01:06:15,749 --> 01:06:17,933
You won't have any more trouble with that.
1062
01:06:17,957 --> 01:06:19,724
Good job I came along, isn't it?
1063
01:06:20,999 --> 01:06:22,224
Well, er,
1064
01:06:22,999 --> 01:06:24,141
nos da.
1065
01:06:31,666 --> 01:06:34,767
Oh, golden hot, it is.
1066
01:06:34,791 --> 01:06:39,058
Warming up a treat that, you can...
Warming up a treat that is, yes.
1067
01:06:39,082 --> 01:06:40,433
Well, don't worry about this,
1068
01:06:40,457 --> 01:06:42,641
'cause the heat will draw it
all back in, you see.
1069
01:06:43,582 --> 01:06:44,682
Ha!
1070
01:07:07,999 --> 01:07:09,308
-Morning, Ieuan.
-Morning, John.
1071
01:07:09,332 --> 01:07:10,600
Oh, dear, I'm sorry, boy.
1072
01:07:10,624 --> 01:07:13,058
It's alright.
Cut it a bit fine, didn't you?
1073
01:07:13,082 --> 01:07:14,891
- Aye, I did.
- Fares?
1074
01:07:20,999 --> 01:07:24,182
- Nothing smaller, man?
- Hm? No.
1075
01:07:26,749 --> 01:07:28,350
Have to wait then, won't you?
1076
01:07:28,374 --> 01:07:30,724
-Town hall, boy.
-Three.
1077
01:07:31,707 --> 01:07:32,767
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1078
01:07:32,791 --> 01:07:36,349
"Bowen Thomas, Tailor of LIandiIo".
1079
01:07:37,374 --> 01:07:38,933
You reading that for pleasure, are you?
1080
01:07:38,957 --> 01:07:41,557
Yes, indeed, great, great pleasure.
1081
01:07:42,082 --> 01:07:44,392
As a matter of fact, John, I...
1082
01:07:44,416 --> 01:07:46,808
I've been privileged to be
asked to play a part in it.
1083
01:07:46,832 --> 01:07:48,225
Oh, who by?
1084
01:07:48,249 --> 01:07:51,057
The author himself asked me, Mr Probert.
1085
01:07:51,707 --> 01:07:54,933
Well, they don't come much higher,
do they?
1086
01:07:54,957 --> 01:07:57,724
Well, well, well, what part
did he ask you to play, Ieuan?
1087
01:07:58,207 --> 01:07:59,207
Death.
1088
01:08:01,207 --> 01:08:02,432
Thank you.
1089
01:08:03,332 --> 01:08:04,767
Change...
1090
01:08:04,791 --> 01:08:05,891
sir.
1091
01:08:11,499 --> 01:08:13,516
I fancy your chances there, boy.
1092
01:08:14,207 --> 01:08:16,474
I think she knows you're an actor, Ieuan.
1093
01:08:17,624 --> 01:08:19,558
-Rea||y, John?
-Oh, yes.
1094
01:08:19,582 --> 01:08:21,807
She's heard all about
the kiss of death, you see.
1095
01:08:46,332 --> 01:08:48,642
Eight, nine.
1096
01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:52,475
Oh, come away, and for God's sake,
try and be professional.
1097
01:08:52,499 --> 01:08:54,017
I'm not professional. I'm an amateur.
1098
01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:56,058
And your performance
leaves no doubt about that.
1099
01:08:56,082 --> 01:08:57,641
Put your blasted head on!
1100
01:08:58,124 --> 01:09:01,766
Look, it's too late, it's too late.
Switch it off.
1101
01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:18,642
Hi.
1102
01:09:18,666 --> 01:09:20,933
Oh! Hello.
1103
01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:22,142
Surprised?
1104
01:09:22,166 --> 01:09:24,182
Yes, yes, very.
1105
01:09:29,166 --> 01:09:30,433
Curtain up one minute.
1106
01:09:30,457 --> 01:09:32,725
No, not yet, not yet, not yet!
1107
01:09:32,749 --> 01:09:34,517
Very nice, dear. Not the handbag though.
1108
01:09:34,541 --> 01:09:36,225
Now, hold it properly, man,
it's not a ukulele.
1109
01:09:36,249 --> 01:09:37,350
Now, where's Death?
1110
01:09:37,374 --> 01:09:39,308
He should be here, the curtain's going up.
1111
01:09:39,332 --> 01:09:40,683
I'm over here, Mr Probert.
1112
01:09:40,707 --> 01:09:42,767
Look, I'm in trouble. One leg is jammed.
1113
01:09:42,791 --> 01:09:44,892
-It's his helm, look.
-His knee joint's locked.
1114
01:09:44,916 --> 01:09:46,725
Oh, it's jammed, Mr Probert, jammed.
1115
01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:47,892
How about oiling him, man?
1116
01:09:47,916 --> 01:09:49,600
Here, I'll go and get a spanner.
1117
01:09:49,624 --> 01:09:53,182
Oh, don't go! Hold on,
Mr Probert, I'll collapse!
1118
01:10:02,916 --> 01:10:04,349
Shh!
1119
01:10:05,207 --> 01:10:07,808
Start the pianos again
and hold the house lights!
1120
01:10:07,832 --> 01:10:09,350
Too late, they've already gone.
1121
01:10:09,374 --> 01:10:10,849
Do you, do you, do you...?
1122
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,766
Play it again.
1123
01:10:14,374 --> 01:10:15,807
Play it again.
1124
01:10:17,374 --> 01:10:20,474
Oh, Lord, I'd better go
and find out what's happened.
1125
01:10:20,957 --> 01:10:22,807
-See you later?
-Yes.
1126
01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:39,225
Oh, oh, oh, oh! It's no use, Mr Probert.
1127
01:10:39,249 --> 01:10:41,433
It's still jammed and it's agony.
1128
01:10:41,457 --> 01:10:44,475
You can stand up if you try.
I'll never forgive you for this.
1129
01:10:44,499 --> 01:10:47,808
Maybe we could postpone the prologue
and make it the epilogue, eh, Mr Probert?
1130
01:10:47,832 --> 01:10:49,725
This isn't the bloody BBC, is it?
1131
01:10:49,749 --> 01:10:52,433
After all, it doesn't matter where
you start in this play.
1132
01:10:52,457 --> 01:10:55,016
I mean, you can follow it,
it happens all the time in the cinema.
1133
01:11:26,791 --> 01:11:28,267
What's happening then?
1134
01:11:28,291 --> 01:11:30,725
I don't know, it's a mad house up there.
1135
01:11:30,749 --> 01:11:33,142
Oh, let's find something
more exciting to do, huh?
1136
01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:36,933
Fine, but what about my notice
for this play, is it?
1137
01:11:36,957 --> 01:11:41,225
Oh, that's easy. It's got no plot,
no action, no sense.
1138
01:11:41,249 --> 01:11:43,142
Sounds to me like one of Probert's best.
1139
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:44,850
Hm. So the only thing you've got to do
1140
01:11:44,874 --> 01:11:47,433
is to mention the entire cast,
say who loaned the furniture
1141
01:11:47,457 --> 01:11:50,100
and that's it, you're home, boy.
1142
01:11:50,124 --> 01:11:51,432
Come on.
1143
01:12:00,499 --> 01:12:03,558
Shut up, shut up!
Look, let's carry him on. Read call!
1144
01:12:03,582 --> 01:12:06,100
Don't drop me now, Mr Probert!
I'd have an injury!
1145
01:12:06,124 --> 01:12:07,224
Oh!
1146
01:12:07,707 --> 01:12:09,099
-Torch!
-Oh!
1147
01:12:09,666 --> 01:12:12,017
-Here, light his torch.
-Ho|d my visor up.
1148
01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:14,142
Somebody light his bloody torch!
1149
01:12:14,166 --> 01:12:16,308
I've forgotten my words.
Prompt, first words!
1150
01:12:16,332 --> 01:12:19,100
"Dai Death walks here,"
and for God's sake, speak up.
1151
01:12:19,124 --> 01:12:21,808
Right, clear, clear!
Everybody off, clear, clear!
1152
01:12:21,832 --> 01:12:23,599
Right, curtain going up.
1153
01:12:24,832 --> 01:12:27,183
Dai Death walks here.
1154
01:12:27,207 --> 01:12:29,808
Dai Death walks here.
1155
01:12:29,832 --> 01:12:32,182
Dai Death walks here.
1156
01:13:12,166 --> 01:13:14,642
They should've used you in the Tank Corps.
1157
01:13:14,666 --> 01:13:15,891
They did.
1158
01:13:31,541 --> 01:13:33,974
Well, Mr Lewis.
1159
01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:38,767
Well, Mrs Gruffydd-Williams.
1160
01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:41,267
We've got some unfinished
business, haven't we?
1161
01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:44,642
Yes, we certainly have,
Mrs Gruffydd-Williams.
1162
01:13:44,666 --> 01:13:47,724
So, erm, let me put you
out of your misery.
1163
01:13:48,624 --> 01:13:50,683
Any time you like.
1164
01:13:50,707 --> 01:13:53,891
-About that job.
-Oh.
1165
01:13:54,457 --> 01:13:56,100
Vernon's got the message.
1166
01:13:56,124 --> 01:13:57,474
-Hm?
1167
01:13:58,332 --> 01:14:01,058
All you've got to do is to make sure
1168
01:14:01,082 --> 01:14:03,725
that you don't let yourself down
at the interview.
1169
01:14:03,749 --> 01:14:05,766
-I'II make sure about that.
-Next week.
1170
01:14:07,207 --> 01:14:10,932
Alright, doesn't that please you?
1171
01:14:11,832 --> 01:14:13,099
Yes.
1172
01:14:14,291 --> 01:14:16,933
Now, don't I get anything
1173
01:14:16,957 --> 01:14:19,724
for giving you that piece of good news?
1174
01:14:20,499 --> 01:14:25,557
I presume that my sincere thanks
would hardly be adequate.
1175
01:14:27,124 --> 01:14:28,224
Hardly.
1176
01:14:30,874 --> 01:14:32,517
What are you doing?
1177
01:14:32,541 --> 01:14:34,850
I was trying to get my shoes off.
1178
01:14:34,874 --> 01:14:36,266
Never mind.
1179
01:14:40,082 --> 01:14:41,142
-Mm.
-Mm?
1180
01:14:41,166 --> 01:14:42,266
No.
1181
01:14:44,791 --> 01:14:46,724
Mm?
1182
01:14:48,541 --> 01:14:50,017
Surprised?
1183
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:51,182
Mm.
1184
01:14:53,249 --> 01:14:54,557
That's it.
1185
01:15:01,416 --> 01:15:02,683
Is that sincere enough?
1186
01:15:02,707 --> 01:15:05,432
-Mm, again, my darling.
-Mm.
1187
01:15:08,999 --> 01:15:11,517
—What's the matter? What's the matter?
1188
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:13,517
Shut the window.
1189
01:15:13,541 --> 01:15:14,725
Shut the window!
1190
01:15:14,749 --> 01:15:15,892
-Oh!
-Oh.
1191
01:15:15,916 --> 01:15:16,916
Monsters.
1192
01:15:17,666 --> 01:15:19,392
—There's no handle.
-The switch.
1193
01:15:19,416 --> 01:15:21,850
The switch. Oh!
1194
01:15:21,874 --> 01:15:25,599
Don't panic, it's only cattle.
That's all it is.
1195
01:15:26,707 --> 01:15:29,099
-Which one?
—It's another one.
1196
01:15:32,749 --> 01:15:35,642
-What on earth are you doing?
-I was trying to get this thing down.
1197
01:15:35,666 --> 01:15:38,891
I'm doing my best, alright?
I'll try and get the button down.
1198
01:15:48,999 --> 01:15:50,600
Switch the radio off!
1199
01:15:50,624 --> 01:15:53,642
How can you expect any sane person
to try and sort this lot out?
1200
01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:54,724
Put it back!
1201
01:16:06,707 --> 01:16:09,642
-Can't we get back on the road...
-Switch the radio off!
1202
01:16:09,666 --> 01:16:11,599
-Sort it out afterwards.
-Oh.
1203
01:16:20,791 --> 01:16:23,725
Here! Here, you leave my cattle alone!
1204
01:16:23,749 --> 01:16:25,307
What do you think you're doing there?
1205
01:16:25,999 --> 01:16:27,266
Here!
1206
01:16:28,707 --> 01:16:30,599
-What was that?
-Something went bang.
1207
01:16:32,082 --> 01:16:33,724
That's gunfire. Let's get out of here.
1208
01:16:38,416 --> 01:16:40,850
Look, we'd better not have
the headlights on, had we?
1209
01:16:40,874 --> 01:16:42,642
How can I drive without any lights on?
1210
01:16:42,666 --> 01:16:44,141
Look out!
1211
01:16:45,874 --> 01:16:47,432
-OW!
-Just let me drive.
1212
01:17:25,082 --> 01:17:27,142
Well, Mrs Gruffydd-Williams.
1213
01:17:27,166 --> 01:17:29,099
Well, Mr Lewis.
1214
01:17:29,791 --> 01:17:31,808
We don't seem to have much luck, do we?
1215
01:17:31,832 --> 01:17:34,807
Nothing wrong with a situation
that a good mechanic couldn't put right.
1216
01:17:36,541 --> 01:17:39,225
Such a pity that you have to go
and write that notice on the play.
1217
01:17:39,249 --> 01:17:43,100
Oh, don't worry,
I'II scribble it off in Jim's Café
1218
01:17:43,124 --> 01:17:44,475
and hand it in on the way home.
1219
01:17:44,499 --> 01:17:48,183
Don't forget, mention everyone
in the cast and the costumes.
1220
01:17:48,207 --> 01:17:50,099
Don't worry,
it's all in the programme here.
1221
01:17:51,166 --> 01:17:52,807
—Darling.
—Yes.
1222
01:17:53,874 --> 01:17:55,974
-I have to see you soon.
-Yes.
1223
01:17:58,582 --> 01:18:00,099
We're not touching anything, are we?
1224
01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:08,392
Soon.
1225
01:18:08,416 --> 01:18:09,392
-Yes.
-Don't forget.
1226
01:18:09,416 --> 01:18:10,474
No.
1227
01:18:10,999 --> 01:18:13,766
Well, drive carefully.
1228
01:18:14,707 --> 01:18:16,099
And, erm...
1229
01:18:17,666 --> 01:18:18,849
drive carefully.
1230
01:18:39,332 --> 01:18:40,933
I've been waiting for this, Mr Lewis.
1231
01:18:40,957 --> 01:18:43,725
Sorry, dai, it's a bit of
a difficult one to write.
1232
01:18:43,749 --> 01:18:45,682
Aye. I'll get on with it then.
1233
01:19:00,832 --> 01:19:02,767
-Daddy.
-What, love?
1234
01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:04,475
Did you say good morning to Bulk?
1235
01:19:04,499 --> 01:19:06,683
Hm? Oh, no, I forgot about that.
1236
01:19:06,707 --> 01:19:08,433
Well, that's alright,
1237
01:19:08,457 --> 01:19:11,267
because he doesn't want
anybody to speak to him.
1238
01:19:11,291 --> 01:19:13,517
He says he's going mad with it all.
1239
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:14,975
With all what, love?
1240
01:19:14,999 --> 01:19:18,182
Worry, he's worried about the bomb.
1241
01:19:19,541 --> 01:19:21,807
Gwyneth, hurry up now,
I've taken all the bones out for you.
1242
01:19:24,916 --> 01:19:26,766
See you gave the play a good notice.
1243
01:19:27,957 --> 01:19:31,599
Yes, well, er,
I thought I wouldn't be too unkind.
1244
01:19:32,416 --> 01:19:34,516
Very noble of you in the circumstances.
1245
01:19:35,874 --> 01:19:37,016
What circumstances?
1246
01:20:10,041 --> 01:20:11,041
Oh.
1247
01:20:21,791 --> 01:20:25,016
What's the matter with you, got the
screaming abdabs again, have you?
1248
01:20:25,541 --> 01:20:26,766
No.
1249
01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:30,558
-We||...
-Hm?
1250
01:20:30,582 --> 01:20:33,058
I've just been doing a lot
of thinking, that's all.
1251
01:20:33,082 --> 01:20:34,225
Hm, what about?
1252
01:20:34,249 --> 01:20:36,557
About you and me to be exact.
1253
01:20:37,416 --> 01:20:38,641
I'll tell you,
1254
01:20:39,374 --> 01:20:42,017
we're out of our depth, you and I.
1255
01:20:42,041 --> 01:20:43,267
We've been corrupted.
1256
01:20:43,291 --> 01:20:44,291
Have we?
1257
01:20:45,332 --> 01:20:47,391
No more than usual,
I wouldn't have thought.
1258
01:20:52,332 --> 01:20:55,350
I'm not entirely sure
I understand what you mean.
1259
01:20:55,374 --> 01:20:58,432
You and your friendship
with the Gruffydd-Williamses.
1260
01:20:58,832 --> 01:21:02,517
No, look, don't bother to deny it
because I know it's true,
1261
01:21:02,541 --> 01:21:05,849
and I'm not blaming you either
because I've got my own shame.
1262
01:21:06,416 --> 01:21:10,016
What business had I
with theatricals and the like?
1263
01:21:10,457 --> 01:21:12,307
Well, what good did it bring me?
1264
01:21:13,124 --> 01:21:14,766
A laughing stock, I am.
1265
01:21:15,832 --> 01:21:17,475
Burning down the theatre.
1266
01:21:17,499 --> 01:21:20,682
Well, if it'll make you feel any better,
1267
01:21:21,332 --> 01:21:23,725
you are now being served tea
1268
01:21:23,749 --> 01:21:26,975
by the ex-dramatic critic of
the "Aberdarcy Chronicle".
1269
01:21:26,999 --> 01:21:29,558
And look what I did to you
the night of the party.
1270
01:21:29,582 --> 01:21:31,517
Now, what has made us what we are?
1271
01:21:31,541 --> 01:21:34,474
This ruddy job, isn't it,
trying to better ourselves?
1272
01:21:35,207 --> 01:21:37,392
Look, I only joined the theatricals
1273
01:21:37,416 --> 01:21:41,600
to meet the right people
who'd put in a word for me.
1274
01:21:41,624 --> 01:21:43,974
But the point is they're not our people,
1275
01:21:44,582 --> 01:21:46,182
or we're not their people.
1276
01:21:46,707 --> 01:21:49,932
Anyway, we're not going to
better ourselves that way.
1277
01:21:50,957 --> 01:21:54,682
The price, the price is too high.
1278
01:21:57,291 --> 01:21:58,557
Excuse me.
1279
01:22:12,707 --> 01:22:15,183
You gonna be long, love,
only there's a good programme on?
1280
01:22:15,207 --> 01:22:16,849
I'm gonna finish here,
then I'm going to bed.
1281
01:22:17,457 --> 01:22:18,457
Oh.
1282
01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:25,225
I'm gonna tell you about
last night, you know,
1283
01:22:25,249 --> 01:22:27,100
I'm not trying to avoid it.
1284
01:22:27,124 --> 01:22:28,392
Hand me that towel, will you?
1285
01:22:28,416 --> 01:22:29,516
Hm?
1286
01:22:30,291 --> 01:22:31,557
It's alright, love, I'II dry.
1287
01:22:32,832 --> 01:22:35,183
Erm, well,
1288
01:22:35,207 --> 01:22:38,142
I did see Mrs Gruffydd-Williams
last night at the play,
1289
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:42,517
only, er, it was so lousy,
we left before the end.
1290
01:22:42,541 --> 01:22:45,182
Well, you know, before the fire.
1291
01:22:45,874 --> 01:22:47,558
She wanted to talk about the job.
1292
01:22:47,582 --> 01:22:51,557
You see, apparently her husband's word
is God on the committee and, er...
1293
01:22:52,582 --> 01:22:54,767
I suppose that's really good news,
isn't it?
1294
01:22:54,791 --> 01:22:56,016
Yes, very.
1295
01:22:56,499 --> 01:22:58,100
You don't sound very pleased about it.
1296
01:22:58,124 --> 01:23:00,224
Oh, I expect I will,
when I get used to it.
1297
01:23:01,207 --> 01:23:03,683
Get used to it?
What have you got to get used to?
1298
01:23:03,707 --> 01:23:05,266
You having an affair.
1299
01:23:05,832 --> 01:23:07,017
What?
1300
01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:08,975
Jeanie.
1301
01:23:08,999 --> 01:23:11,016
None of that! I don't want any of that.
1302
01:23:11,874 --> 01:23:14,933
Look, I'm not having an affair
with Mrs Gruffydd-Williams
1303
01:23:14,957 --> 01:23:16,017
in the way you mean.
1304
01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:18,017
Well, that's smashing then, isn't it?
1305
01:23:18,041 --> 01:23:19,267
We don't have to talk about it.
1306
01:23:19,291 --> 01:23:20,517
Yes, of course we have to talk about it!
1307
01:23:20,541 --> 01:23:22,517
No, we don't.
I don't want to hear about it.
1308
01:23:22,541 --> 01:23:24,392
It has nothing to do with me.
You do as you want,
1309
01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,933
but don't tell me about it
because I don't want to know, see.
1310
01:23:26,957 --> 01:23:29,767
Look, all I'm trying to do, Jeanie,
is to apologise to you and--
1311
01:23:29,791 --> 01:23:31,558
It's no use apologising, John,
1312
01:23:31,582 --> 01:23:33,725
talking and promising and God knows what.
1313
01:23:33,749 --> 01:23:34,975
Do what you want to do,
1314
01:23:34,999 --> 01:23:37,100
only don't keep up this talk, talk, talk.
1315
01:23:37,124 --> 01:23:38,725
I've enough to put up with without that.
1316
01:23:38,749 --> 01:23:39,892
Yes, but what else can I do?
1317
01:23:39,916 --> 01:23:41,600
I mean, all I can do is
to try to tell you, isn't it?
1318
01:23:41,624 --> 01:23:44,058
And you tell me about it
and it's alright, until next time.
1319
01:23:44,082 --> 01:23:45,517
Well, you listen to me.
1320
01:23:45,541 --> 01:23:46,808
Perhaps you think I don't know you,
1321
01:23:46,832 --> 01:23:48,808
perhaps you think I'm bloody blind,
1322
01:23:48,832 --> 01:23:52,308
but I know the look you get,
when you start fancying a bit on the side.
1323
01:23:52,332 --> 01:23:53,808
Well, I don't mind that part anymore,
1324
01:23:53,832 --> 01:23:55,642
I just don't want to hear about it,
understand?
1325
01:23:55,666 --> 01:23:58,933
But that's what I keep trying to
tell you, there is nothing to hear.
1326
01:23:58,957 --> 01:24:00,392
You think you can get rid of what you do
1327
01:24:00,416 --> 01:24:02,433
by coming and telling me about it
afterwards, is that it?
1328
01:24:02,457 --> 01:24:03,641
-No.
-Well, you can't.
1329
01:24:04,416 --> 01:24:07,349
Go off and do her if you want to,
as long as you don't tell me.
1330
01:24:08,082 --> 01:24:10,224
I couldn't care less
what you get up to, just...
1331
01:24:11,124 --> 01:24:14,099
give me my housekeeping every week
and stay out of my way.
1332
01:24:15,957 --> 01:24:17,850
And get that job while you're about it.
1333
01:24:17,874 --> 01:24:19,016
You may as well.
1334
01:24:25,124 --> 01:24:26,124
Huh!
1335
01:24:50,082 --> 01:24:51,082
Mr Lewis?
1336
01:24:51,874 --> 01:24:53,266
Mr Benyon?
1337
01:25:00,291 --> 01:25:02,225
Oh, so this is where you're hiding.
1338
01:25:02,249 --> 01:25:03,932
The committee's in session, you realise?
1339
01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:05,849
Now, which of you is Lewis?
1340
01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:07,725
Oh, I'm Lewis.
1341
01:25:07,749 --> 01:25:09,391
-This came for you.
-Hm?
1342
01:25:10,416 --> 01:25:13,642
Well, there should be four of you,
where's the other one?
1343
01:25:13,666 --> 01:25:15,975
Oh, he's... he's retired at the moment.
1344
01:25:15,999 --> 01:25:17,558
We||, er...
1345
01:25:17,582 --> 01:25:18,892
I hope there's not
going to be any trouble.
1346
01:25:18,916 --> 01:25:21,308
These things have to work
like clockwork, you know.
1347
01:25:21,332 --> 01:25:23,475
Mustn't keep the board waiting.
1348
01:25:23,499 --> 01:25:25,725
They're calling you in alphabetical order.
1349
01:25:25,749 --> 01:25:27,307
You first, Mr Benyon.
1350
01:25:32,791 --> 01:25:34,932
-Use this one.
-Oh, thank you, John.
1351
01:25:35,957 --> 01:25:37,642
Oh, dear.
1352
01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:39,975
-Look, stand here.
-Oh, thank you.
1353
01:25:39,999 --> 01:25:42,058
It's all a bit confusing, isn't it?
1354
01:25:42,082 --> 01:25:43,641
It is a bit, yes.
1355
01:26:08,124 --> 01:26:10,350
Erm, is this your soap, is it?
1356
01:26:10,374 --> 01:26:13,224
Yes, yes, that's my own private soap,
thank you.
1357
01:26:14,082 --> 01:26:15,850
Well, that's my water, if you don't mind.
1358
01:26:15,874 --> 01:26:17,016
Alright.
1359
01:26:17,749 --> 01:26:20,392
Well, that's a relief anyway.
1360
01:26:20,416 --> 01:26:22,767
-Huh?
-Yes, alphabetical order.
1361
01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:24,808
-Oh.
-Very nice, very nice.
1362
01:26:24,832 --> 01:26:26,474
In first and get it over.
1363
01:26:27,124 --> 01:26:29,642
You'd say that was an advantage,
would you?
1364
01:26:29,666 --> 01:26:31,600
Yes, yes, that's it, an advantage.
1365
01:26:31,624 --> 01:26:33,600
—They'll be fresh, you see, fresh.
—Yes.
1366
01:26:33,624 --> 01:26:35,517
Yes, and first impressions stick.
1367
01:26:35,541 --> 01:26:38,225
Nobody will have been in
before me to set the standard.
1368
01:26:38,249 --> 01:26:39,308
I'll set the standard.
1369
01:26:39,332 --> 01:26:42,225
Yes, that's true, that's very,
very interesting indeed.
1370
01:26:42,249 --> 01:26:43,724
-Yes.
-Yes, yes.
1371
01:26:50,416 --> 01:26:52,182
I wouldn't mention that if I was you.
1372
01:26:52,707 --> 01:26:53,974
No.
1373
01:26:56,124 --> 01:26:58,225
That could cause us all a lot of trouble.
1374
01:26:58,249 --> 01:26:59,432
Yes, yes.
1375
01:27:07,582 --> 01:27:10,892
Must've been the train journey.
I had the plat dujour, not...
1376
01:27:10,916 --> 01:27:13,641
not the set lunch.
I thought I'd treat myself.
1377
01:27:14,291 --> 01:27:16,642
Not that I expect to get... get the job.
1378
01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:18,849
Mr Benyon, please!
1379
01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:22,141
Not that I expect to get it.
1380
01:27:37,874 --> 01:27:39,224
What are they like?
1381
01:27:51,957 --> 01:27:53,182
Next, please.
1382
01:27:58,999 --> 01:28:01,016
-Good luck, Ieuan.
-Thank you.
1383
01:28:07,207 --> 01:28:08,682
Mr Jenkins.
1384
01:28:13,832 --> 01:28:16,307
-Sit down, Mr Jenkins.
-Thank you, sir.
1385
01:28:18,541 --> 01:28:20,141
Your full name, please?
1386
01:28:21,541 --> 01:28:26,099
Ieuan Islwyn Owen Dafydd Ap Jenkins, sir.
1387
01:28:26,874 --> 01:28:28,224
You are Welsh?
1388
01:28:28,957 --> 01:28:31,932
Yes, yes, I am, thank you, sir,
thank you.
1389
01:28:34,832 --> 01:28:37,307
Next, please.
Well, where's Mr Kennedy gone?
1390
01:28:37,791 --> 01:28:39,725
Ah, he's retired again, you see.
1391
01:28:39,749 --> 01:28:42,017
Well, I can't keep the committee waiting.
1392
01:28:42,041 --> 01:28:43,266
You'll have to go in out of turn.
1393
01:28:43,832 --> 01:28:44,849
Righto then.
1394
01:28:54,082 --> 01:28:55,849
Mr John Lewis.
1395
01:29:11,249 --> 01:29:13,141
Sit down, Mr Lewis.
1396
01:29:22,207 --> 01:29:25,557
I'm going to begin by asking you
a very important question.
1397
01:29:29,499 --> 01:29:31,141
When you applied for this post,
1398
01:29:32,249 --> 01:29:34,558
did you, and do you, feel
1399
01:29:34,582 --> 01:29:37,350
absolutely confident that
you could efficiently carry out
1400
01:29:37,374 --> 01:29:39,641
the considerable extra duties involved?
1401
01:29:40,416 --> 01:29:42,100
Er, yes, sir, yes.
1402
01:29:42,124 --> 01:29:45,642
Erm, I feel absolutely confident
1403
01:29:45,666 --> 01:29:48,016
about the extra duties, yes.
1404
01:29:49,499 --> 01:29:52,600
Well, you all have Mr Lewis'
qualifications in front of you,
1405
01:29:52,624 --> 01:29:54,183
we can take them as read.
1406
01:29:54,207 --> 01:29:55,307
Questions, please?
1407
01:29:56,041 --> 01:30:00,016
What proportion of books in the library
should, in your opinion, be Welsh?
1408
01:30:00,832 --> 01:30:03,850
I think, sir, that they should
be supplied as asked for.
1409
01:30:03,874 --> 01:30:05,974
Supplied as asked for?
1410
01:30:06,666 --> 01:30:08,267
I wonder, do you know, Mr Lewis,
1411
01:30:08,291 --> 01:30:10,850
that two people out of five
in this part of Wales
1412
01:30:10,874 --> 01:30:12,016
are Welsh speaking?
1413
01:30:12,749 --> 01:30:15,558
Well, I'll take your word for that, sir,
1414
01:30:15,582 --> 01:30:18,808
it's just that I very seldom
get asked for books in Welsh,
1415
01:30:18,832 --> 01:30:21,392
except by foreigners.
1416
01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:23,141
Mr Lewis.
1417
01:30:24,041 --> 01:30:26,017
What other jobs have you done, Mr Lewis?
1418
01:30:26,041 --> 01:30:29,225
Well, I did a paper round once, you know.
1419
01:30:29,249 --> 01:30:31,599
Never been interested in plumbing?
1420
01:30:32,582 --> 01:30:35,933
Oh no, no, I've never had
the slightest interest
1421
01:30:35,957 --> 01:30:38,100
in plumbing, no.
1422
01:30:38,124 --> 01:30:41,557
Er, I think we're wandering
from the point, Mr Salter.
1423
01:30:42,457 --> 01:30:45,267
I would like to remind Mr, er...
1424
01:30:45,291 --> 01:30:46,392
er...
1425
01:30:46,416 --> 01:30:48,600
that it is our bounden duty
1426
01:30:48,624 --> 01:30:52,141
to encourage and popularise
our local authors.
1427
01:30:52,791 --> 01:30:55,683
Which authors were you referring to, sir?
1428
01:30:55,707 --> 01:30:59,058
Well, I was referring to such poets as
1429
01:30:59,082 --> 01:31:01,975
Ap Gwilym, Cadwaladr and Sion,
1430
01:31:01,999 --> 01:31:03,683
and to take a further instance,
1431
01:31:03,707 --> 01:31:07,558
my own colleague,
the Reverend Trahearn Williams
1432
01:31:07,582 --> 01:31:09,891
and his "History of the Rhondda Baptists".
1433
01:31:10,749 --> 01:31:14,391
I'm afraid I'm not familiar with
the reverend gentleman's work, sir.
1434
01:31:14,916 --> 01:31:17,350
But he's our greatest poet.
1435
01:31:17,374 --> 01:31:20,225
He's won six bardic chairs.
1436
01:31:20,249 --> 01:31:22,058
Six, Mr, er...
1437
01:31:22,082 --> 01:31:25,433
Yes, it's just that I've never been asked
1438
01:31:25,457 --> 01:31:27,016
for that particular book, you see.
1439
01:31:27,541 --> 01:31:29,142
Then I think it's a scandal.
1440
01:31:29,166 --> 01:31:32,725
I wonder if you'd ask the applicant
this question, please,
1441
01:31:32,749 --> 01:31:34,391
through the chair, of course?
1442
01:31:42,291 --> 01:31:43,767
What would be your attitude,
1443
01:31:43,791 --> 01:31:46,725
if a member of the opposite sex
came into the library
1444
01:31:46,749 --> 01:31:48,767
and asked for "Lady Chatterley's Lover"?
1445
01:31:48,791 --> 01:31:50,683
What was that? What did he say?
1446
01:31:50,707 --> 01:31:52,183
"Lady Chatterley".
1447
01:31:52,207 --> 01:31:53,432
Oh, her.
1448
01:31:54,541 --> 01:31:57,016
You understand the question, Mr Lewis?
1449
01:31:57,541 --> 01:32:00,683
Yes, sir, and I think that
I could be relied upon
1450
01:32:00,707 --> 01:32:01,683
to know my duty.
1451
01:32:01,707 --> 01:32:04,850
Thank you, Mr Chairman,
that's all I wanted to know.
1452
01:32:04,874 --> 01:32:06,975
Well, if there are
no more questions.
1453
01:32:06,999 --> 01:32:08,307
Mr Lewis.
1454
01:32:09,291 --> 01:32:10,183
Yes?
1455
01:32:10,207 --> 01:32:11,558
You don't have a brother
1456
01:32:11,582 --> 01:32:14,224
connected with the plumbing trade,
do you, Mr Lewis?
1457
01:32:14,874 --> 01:32:17,392
This is to the point, is it, Mr Salter?
1458
01:32:17,416 --> 01:32:18,682
Well, I...
1459
01:32:19,499 --> 01:32:22,141
just like to get
the full background, Mr Chairman.
1460
01:32:23,041 --> 01:32:23,892
Mr Lewis?
1461
01:32:23,916 --> 01:32:25,808
I don't have a brother, sir.
1462
01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:28,517
Am I to take it then
that none of your family
1463
01:32:28,541 --> 01:32:30,682
have ever been involved with plumbing?
1464
01:32:31,249 --> 01:32:32,892
Well, as a matter of fact,
1465
01:32:32,916 --> 01:32:36,017
my father once had
an unfortunate experience
1466
01:32:36,041 --> 01:32:39,182
on Euston Station during the blackout.
1467
01:32:40,624 --> 01:32:43,725
What happened was, you see,
it was dark at the time,
1468
01:32:43,749 --> 01:32:45,433
and he didn't realise that the train
1469
01:32:45,457 --> 01:32:47,974
was actually standing at
the station at the time.
1470
01:32:53,541 --> 01:32:55,724
Apart from that, no.
1471
01:32:56,499 --> 01:32:58,557
Does that clarify the matter, Mr Salter?
1472
01:32:59,582 --> 01:33:01,432
Yes, I suppose so, yes.
1473
01:33:02,207 --> 01:33:03,975
Right, well, I think that's all, Mr Lewis.
1474
01:33:03,999 --> 01:33:05,683
You'll be notified in due course.
1475
01:33:05,707 --> 01:33:07,349
Thank you.
1476
01:33:12,416 --> 01:33:15,183
No, I don't think...
1477
01:33:15,207 --> 01:33:17,307
Well,
a little hasty perhaps but...
1478
01:33:18,124 --> 01:33:19,849
But he's, er...
1479
01:33:34,082 --> 01:33:36,350
I'll have that, if you don't want it, man.
1480
01:33:36,374 --> 01:33:37,558
Help yourself, boy.
1481
01:33:37,582 --> 01:33:40,849
No, the salt, the little bag of salt.
1482
01:33:41,541 --> 01:33:43,933
Got a friend who collects them.
1483
01:33:43,957 --> 01:33:46,266
Got a passion for salt, he has.
1484
01:33:47,291 --> 01:33:49,807
Well, as I say, help yourself.
1485
01:33:58,749 --> 01:34:00,183
Darling, sorry I'm late.
1486
01:34:00,207 --> 01:34:02,392
Oh, that's alright.
What are you gonna have to drink?
1487
01:34:02,416 --> 01:34:05,142
-Erm... What about...?
-No...
1488
01:34:05,166 --> 01:34:06,600
What-ho.
1489
01:34:06,624 --> 01:34:08,141
Oh, hello, Bill.
1490
01:34:08,832 --> 01:34:12,349
I've got a business meeting with Mr Lewis.
1491
01:34:13,874 --> 01:34:14,975
Oh.
1492
01:34:14,999 --> 01:34:18,933
Yes, er, jolly good.
Erm, drink or something?
1493
01:34:18,957 --> 01:34:21,767
-Yes, thanks. Usual, plenty of ice.
-Right.
1494
01:34:21,791 --> 01:34:24,808
I'll have a beer, thank you,
body temperature,
1495
01:34:24,832 --> 01:34:27,392
and my friend here
would like a bag of salt
1496
01:34:27,416 --> 01:34:29,141
with a few crisps in it.
1497
01:34:30,041 --> 01:34:30,933
Salt?
1498
01:34:30,957 --> 01:34:34,516
He can't get enough of it,
a real craving, it is.
1499
01:34:35,791 --> 01:34:38,600
Didn't you hear?
I've got a business meeting.
1500
01:34:38,624 --> 01:34:40,057
Yes, right, er...
1501
01:34:42,666 --> 01:34:43,891
Thank you.
1502
01:34:45,124 --> 01:34:46,432
Well-trained, isn't he?
1503
01:34:46,957 --> 01:34:48,683
You're in a very good mood.
1504
01:34:48,707 --> 01:34:51,683
Yes, yes, not at all bad considering.
1505
01:34:51,707 --> 01:34:54,475
-How did the interview go?
-The interview?
1506
01:34:54,499 --> 01:34:56,183
Oh yes, the interview.
1507
01:34:56,207 --> 01:34:58,350
Well, er, I muffed it.
1508
01:34:58,374 --> 01:34:59,725
What?
1509
01:34:59,749 --> 01:35:02,100
I muffed it, you know,
from the old Welsh verb,
1510
01:35:02,124 --> 01:35:03,892
to muff from a great height.
1511
01:35:03,916 --> 01:35:06,683
Darling, what the hell
are you talking about?
1512
01:35:06,707 --> 01:35:09,517
Something to do
with his blood, you know.
1513
01:35:09,541 --> 01:35:12,557
He's got to get it into his bloodstream.
1514
01:35:15,624 --> 01:35:17,767
The pygmies have the same problem.
1515
01:35:17,791 --> 01:35:19,350
Yes, I quite understand.
1516
01:35:19,374 --> 01:35:21,392
Well, tell your friend not to worry
1517
01:35:21,416 --> 01:35:24,307
because relief is on the way.
See you, boy.
1518
01:35:28,874 --> 01:35:31,017
Now, what is this all about?
1519
01:35:31,041 --> 01:35:33,933
Nothing, I just didn't
come up to expectations, that's all.
1520
01:35:33,957 --> 01:35:36,683
Darling, don't be ridiculous.
1521
01:35:36,707 --> 01:35:38,141
Of course you got the job.
1522
01:35:40,457 --> 01:35:41,558
I got the job?
1523
01:35:41,582 --> 01:35:43,975
Yes, it was all fixed ages ago.
1524
01:35:43,999 --> 01:35:46,557
The interview was just a formality.
1525
01:35:48,332 --> 01:35:52,142
You mean, it was all as big a fiddle
as that, was it?
1526
01:35:52,166 --> 01:35:54,766
Well, obviously Vernon
had to go through the motions,
1527
01:35:55,457 --> 01:35:58,057
but he is well-trained too, you know.
1528
01:35:58,749 --> 01:36:01,266
You know, when you really got the job?
1529
01:36:01,916 --> 01:36:03,932
The first time you kissed me.
1530
01:36:05,916 --> 01:36:09,557
Listen,
I've got something else to tell you.
1531
01:36:11,541 --> 01:36:15,224
I've got it all worked out for us
to spend a weekend away together.
1532
01:36:15,957 --> 01:36:18,517
Well, you'll have to make some
excuse at home, of course,
1533
01:36:18,541 --> 01:36:20,932
but it shouldn't be difficult,
do you think?
1534
01:36:21,791 --> 01:36:23,266
You'd like that, darling.
1535
01:36:24,166 --> 01:36:26,517
There's just one thing though,
1536
01:36:26,541 --> 01:36:29,767
I've been meaning to tell you
for an awful long time,
1537
01:36:29,791 --> 01:36:32,183
but now that you've got the job
and the extra money,
1538
01:36:32,207 --> 01:36:34,183
I don't feel so embarrassed anymore.
1539
01:36:34,207 --> 01:36:39,432
Darling, do you mind
if I told you to buy a new suit?
1540
01:36:40,082 --> 01:36:42,767
This one doesn't fit you.
I want you to look nice.
1541
01:36:42,791 --> 01:36:44,267
Would you do that for me?
1542
01:36:44,291 --> 01:36:46,099
I'll tell you where to go.
1543
01:36:48,749 --> 01:36:50,600
No, thank you, no, I'd, er,
1544
01:36:50,624 --> 01:36:53,267
much prefer to tell myself
if you don't mind.
1545
01:36:53,291 --> 01:36:57,225
Why don't you buy old Bill
3 nice new collar instead?
1546
01:36:57,249 --> 01:36:58,350
What?
1547
01:36:58,374 --> 01:37:00,100
And while you're about it,
1548
01:37:00,124 --> 01:37:02,183
enter them both for Crufts.
1549
01:37:02,207 --> 01:37:03,975
Well, would you... Hey!
1550
01:37:03,999 --> 01:37:05,307
Where are you going?
1551
01:37:06,249 --> 01:37:07,642
I'm giving the job up, Liz.
1552
01:37:07,666 --> 01:37:11,308
Give the job up.
What do you mean by giving the job up?
1553
01:37:11,332 --> 01:37:13,350
You can't afford to give it up.
1554
01:37:13,374 --> 01:37:14,766
Listen...
1555
01:37:16,207 --> 01:37:18,517
Listen, you need that extra money.
1556
01:37:18,541 --> 01:37:20,558
Well... Without it
1557
01:37:20,582 --> 01:37:23,392
how long do you think that
marriage of yours is going to last?
1558
01:37:23,416 --> 01:37:25,767
Perhaps a bit longer than yours, anyway.
1559
01:37:25,791 --> 01:37:29,142
Oh? I wouldn't make rash statements,
if I were you.
1560
01:37:29,166 --> 01:37:32,600
Mm. Well, thank old Vernon very kindly
1561
01:37:32,624 --> 01:37:35,267
for his efforts on my behalf, will you?
1562
01:37:35,291 --> 01:37:39,183
And tell him in the nicest possible way
what he can do with his job.
1563
01:37:39,207 --> 01:37:40,558
I don't understand you at all.
1564
01:37:40,582 --> 01:37:43,392
There's something else
you won't understand either,
1565
01:37:43,416 --> 01:37:45,891
that the price is too high.
1566
01:37:46,666 --> 01:37:48,142
Goodbye, Liz.
1567
01:37:48,166 --> 01:37:49,724
Bill!
1568
01:37:56,499 --> 01:37:57,599
Bill.
1569
01:38:13,457 --> 01:38:15,016
Good evening, Mr Lewis.
1570
01:38:16,332 --> 01:38:17,474
Evening.
1571
01:38:24,749 --> 01:38:28,100
Oh, in for the night, are we, Mr Lewis?
1572
01:38:28,124 --> 01:38:29,808
If I were going out for the night,
1573
01:38:29,832 --> 01:38:31,974
I'd be pointing the other way, Mrs Davies.
1574
01:38:44,374 --> 01:38:46,267
No, don't do that, man.
1575
01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:47,474
You'll wake the kids.
1576
01:38:50,207 --> 01:38:52,891
Oh. Hello, love, you're early.
1577
01:38:54,457 --> 01:38:56,975
Never mind the pleasantries.
1578
01:38:56,999 --> 01:39:00,475
What's the catcher in the rye doing
apart from wearing his red neck?
1579
01:39:00,499 --> 01:39:02,683
I'm just picking up a few cigarettes.
1580
01:39:02,707 --> 01:39:05,224
I can see you're just
picking up cigarettes.
1581
01:39:05,999 --> 01:39:07,600
Nothing sinister in that, is there?
1582
01:39:07,624 --> 01:39:10,392
Well, it depends who put them there
in the first place, doesn't it?
1583
01:39:10,416 --> 01:39:11,725
What are you talking about?
1584
01:39:11,749 --> 01:39:15,850
I suppose they just dropped out
of your nasty, sweaty, little hands?
1585
01:39:15,874 --> 01:39:16,850
Is he mad or something?
1586
01:39:16,874 --> 01:39:18,683
I've been to the edge of
the world too, you know, boy,
1587
01:39:18,707 --> 01:39:21,142
and I've looked over, so don't you
think you can try and fool me.
1588
01:39:21,166 --> 01:39:22,642
I mean, if you're looking
for excuses let's...
1589
01:39:22,666 --> 01:39:24,725
let's... let's find
a really good one, shall we?
1590
01:39:24,749 --> 01:39:26,225
If you don't mind, Jean,
I think I'll say goodnight.
1591
01:39:26,249 --> 01:39:27,850
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1592
01:39:27,874 --> 01:39:29,557
You've been here before, haven't you?
1593
01:39:30,374 --> 01:39:32,350
Once for tea, yes. What of it?
1594
01:39:32,374 --> 01:39:33,975
Tea and muffins, wasn't it?
1595
01:39:33,999 --> 01:39:36,558
Or is "muffins" absolutely the right word?
1596
01:39:36,582 --> 01:39:37,933
Just ignore him, Gareth.
1597
01:39:37,957 --> 01:39:39,475
You know what
you're asking for, don't you?
1598
01:39:39,499 --> 01:39:41,225
I always thought you were crude, Lewis,
1599
01:39:41,249 --> 01:39:43,183
but just now
you're surpassing even yourself.
1600
01:39:43,207 --> 01:39:45,183
And you're going to get it
in a moment, boyo,
1601
01:39:45,207 --> 01:39:47,183
and not in blank verse either.
1602
01:39:47,207 --> 01:39:50,391
Solely in your interests, Jean,
I... I propose to leave.
1603
01:39:50,999 --> 01:39:52,642
I can't say how sorry I am,
1604
01:39:52,666 --> 01:39:55,267
being tied to a man like this
must be unspeakable hell.
1605
01:39:55,291 --> 01:39:57,267
No, I wouldn't say unspeakable.
1606
01:39:57,291 --> 01:39:59,392
If I might be allowed to summon up
1607
01:39:59,416 --> 01:40:02,182
a gem of exquisite Welsh prose?
1608
01:40:02,791 --> 01:40:06,100
Push off while you
are still in one piece.
1609
01:40:06,124 --> 01:40:09,517
Unfortunately I can't meet you
on your own level, Lewis.
1610
01:40:09,541 --> 01:40:11,392
The descent would be too abrupt.
1611
01:40:11,416 --> 01:40:13,600
Oh, you want to be careful
when you say that, boyo.
1612
01:40:13,624 --> 01:40:15,766
You're two floors up at the moment.
1613
01:40:17,249 --> 01:40:19,349
Goodbye, Jean, you know
where I am if you want me.
1614
01:40:19,832 --> 01:40:22,182
In case of violence, send for the police.
1615
01:40:23,041 --> 01:40:24,474
Uh!
1616
01:40:29,916 --> 01:40:32,599
Well, we live and learn, don't we?
1617
01:40:36,916 --> 01:40:40,767
I suppose you just felt the urge
for a cosy, literary evening?
1618
01:40:40,791 --> 01:40:43,850
Oh, no, there was nothing literary
about this evening.
1619
01:40:43,874 --> 01:40:45,725
I was quite flattered.
1620
01:40:45,749 --> 01:40:47,682
—You were what?
—Flattered.
1621
01:40:49,374 --> 01:40:52,182
-You were flattered?
-Do you want me to spell it for you?
1622
01:40:52,791 --> 01:40:54,017
-You know what?
-Hm?
1623
01:40:54,041 --> 01:40:55,391
He said he's still in love with me.
1624
01:40:56,332 --> 01:40:57,517
And you let him say it?
1625
01:40:57,541 --> 01:40:59,767
Oh, yes, yes, I did.
1626
01:40:59,791 --> 01:41:02,267
I even got him to repeat it.
1627
01:41:02,291 --> 01:41:05,682
And this might surprise you.
I enjoyed hearing it.
1628
01:41:07,499 --> 01:41:09,433
How Iong's this been going on then?
1629
01:41:09,457 --> 01:41:11,392
Oh, since about the time you started
1630
01:41:11,416 --> 01:41:14,433
taking an active interest
in amateur theatricals.
1631
01:41:14,457 --> 01:41:15,766
Ah.
1632
01:41:18,249 --> 01:41:22,807
Well, this is where you say,
“Now you know how I feel," right?
1633
01:41:25,916 --> 01:41:27,099
How did the interview go?
1634
01:41:27,582 --> 01:41:29,058
Well, I got the job.
1635
01:41:29,082 --> 01:41:32,308
Oh, well, that's marvellous then,
isn't it?
1636
01:41:32,332 --> 01:41:35,558
No, the whole interview was a wangle
1637
01:41:35,582 --> 01:41:37,392
from beginning to end. It was fixed.
1638
01:41:37,416 --> 01:41:39,308
So what do you do?
1639
01:41:39,332 --> 01:41:41,600
Oh, I told them what
they could do with the job.
1640
01:41:41,624 --> 01:41:42,975
Them or her?
1641
01:41:42,999 --> 01:41:45,017
Well, they're one and the same
really, aren't they?
1642
01:41:45,041 --> 01:41:47,807
Either ways, bang goes our 150.
1643
01:41:49,291 --> 01:41:50,807
So, er...
1644
01:41:51,874 --> 01:41:54,307
I've made a right old bog
of everything, haven't I?
1645
01:41:55,249 --> 01:41:56,682
Perhaps it was worth it.
1646
01:41:58,249 --> 01:41:59,682
I never went to bed with her, you know.
1647
01:42:00,041 --> 01:42:01,041
No.
1648
01:42:01,832 --> 01:42:05,017
Mind you,
it wasn't for the want of trying.
1649
01:42:05,041 --> 01:42:06,307
I know.
1650
01:42:06,707 --> 01:42:07,724
Hm.
1651
01:42:08,457 --> 01:42:10,432
Honest John Lewis, that's me.
1652
01:42:13,207 --> 01:42:16,267
I suppose there is such a thing
as an ideal married couple,
1653
01:42:16,291 --> 01:42:18,183
I suppose so, I don't know really, I...
1654
01:42:18,207 --> 01:42:20,017
I reckon that most of them
are like us, you see,
1655
01:42:20,041 --> 01:42:24,100
sort of rubbing along somehow
through a succession
1656
01:42:24,124 --> 01:42:26,892
of undeclared wars
and patched-up ceasefires.
1657
01:42:26,916 --> 01:42:28,891
Something else
you picked up in the library?
1658
01:42:31,166 --> 01:42:33,849
Alright, alright, fair enough.
1659
01:42:35,291 --> 01:42:36,558
What are you looking for?
1660
01:42:36,582 --> 01:42:38,225
I was wondering
1661
01:42:38,249 --> 01:42:41,517
if that poetic bastard
left any cigarettes on the floor.
1662
01:42:41,541 --> 01:42:42,558
Oh.
1663
01:42:42,582 --> 01:42:44,850
He's not really your type,
you know that, don't you?
1664
01:42:44,874 --> 01:42:46,517
-Who, Gareth?
-Hm.
1665
01:42:46,541 --> 01:42:48,474
No, not really.
1666
01:42:49,999 --> 01:42:53,142
She wasn't my type either.
Dying for a smoke, I am.
1667
01:42:53,166 --> 01:42:54,974
She wasn't a bit like you, you know.
1668
01:42:56,874 --> 01:42:59,600
-Oh, here you are.
-Hm?
1669
01:42:59,624 --> 01:43:00,683
You're in luck.
1670
01:43:00,707 --> 01:43:01,892
Oh!
1671
01:43:01,916 --> 01:43:03,224
Yes.
1672
01:43:07,041 --> 01:43:08,725
-You have it.
-No, no, you have it,
1673
01:43:08,749 --> 01:43:10,892
I'II, erm... I'll just have a puff.
1674
01:43:10,916 --> 01:43:13,141
-Shall I have it then?
-Yeah.
1675
01:43:16,791 --> 01:43:18,057
Oh, that's better.
1676
01:43:20,166 --> 01:43:21,391
Jean,
1677
01:43:22,332 --> 01:43:23,849
I could try, you know.
1678
01:43:24,832 --> 01:43:25,933
Could you?
1679
01:43:25,957 --> 01:43:29,974
Yes. Oh, but we'd have to
get away from this place.
1680
01:43:31,124 --> 01:43:33,183
Get away as far as we possibly could
1681
01:43:33,207 --> 01:43:35,557
from those dreadful stags and everything.
1682
01:43:36,291 --> 01:43:40,057
You know,
I've got a wonderful idea.
1683
01:43:40,791 --> 01:43:42,808
I've thought of an absolutely
fool-proof way
1684
01:43:42,832 --> 01:43:46,057
of blowing up the loo with a slow fuse.
1685
01:43:49,166 --> 01:43:53,182
The first loo in orbit, with Mr Davies.
1686
01:43:56,416 --> 01:43:57,600
Give us a puff, will you?
1687
01:43:57,624 --> 01:44:00,974
Hmm? Alright.
Give us a kiss first though.
1688
01:44:16,707 --> 01:44:17,683
Thank you.
1689
01:44:17,707 --> 01:44:19,392
Well, see you in a fortnight's time then.
1690
01:44:19,416 --> 01:44:20,350
-Yes.
-Yes.
1691
01:44:20,374 --> 01:44:22,058
See you a fortnight today, Mr Lewis.
1692
01:44:22,082 --> 01:44:23,807
-Fortnight today.
-Thank you very much.
1693
01:44:28,041 --> 01:44:30,641
A fortnight's a long time
coming round, you know.
1694
01:44:31,624 --> 01:44:34,057
Yes, well, it's every bit
of two weeks, isn't it?
1695
01:44:34,541 --> 01:44:36,725
I don't know what
we'd do without your visits,
1696
01:44:36,749 --> 01:44:39,183
but they're too long in between.
1697
01:44:39,207 --> 01:44:42,558
Couldn't you ask them to let you
come once a week, Mr Lewis?
1698
01:44:42,582 --> 01:44:45,600
Well, supply and demand, you know.
1699
01:44:45,624 --> 01:44:50,016
Oh, we could supply the demand,
if you'd let us.
1700
01:44:53,041 --> 01:44:56,599
You're fond of reading, are you?
1701
01:44:57,249 --> 01:44:59,932
What else is there to do
in a one-eyed place like this?
1702
01:45:00,666 --> 01:45:01,891
Hm.
1703
01:45:02,624 --> 01:45:05,682
This is the book you've chosen, is it?
1704
01:45:06,416 --> 01:45:08,557
You don't know
what I'm talking about, do you?
1705
01:45:09,666 --> 01:45:12,891
Never mind,
it'II keep for another two weeks.
1706
01:45:14,207 --> 01:45:18,807
Yes, there's just a chance
it'II keep for even longer.
1707
01:45:19,457 --> 01:45:22,016
Well, I'll see you in a fortnight then.
1708
01:45:26,124 --> 01:45:28,057
-Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
1709
01:45:34,624 --> 01:45:35,975
Is that the lot, love?
1710
01:45:35,999 --> 01:45:38,016
Yes, that's about it, love, yes.
1711
01:45:39,749 --> 01:45:41,225
You did very well.
1712
01:45:41,249 --> 01:45:42,391
Hm.
1713
01:45:43,041 --> 01:45:45,017
I think I'm definitely improving,
don't you?
1714
01:45:45,041 --> 01:45:46,891
Oh, you've still got a long way to go.
1715
01:45:53,874 --> 01:45:55,557
We've both got a long way to go,
haven't we?
1716
01:45:56,624 --> 01:45:57,932
Hmm?
1717
01:45:58,916 --> 01:46:01,224
Quite a long drive home, you know.