1 00:00:06,125 --> 00:00:07,125 {n8}I do. 2 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,726 {n8}Because I'm your Lord husband. 3 00:00:08,750 --> 00:00:11,458 {n8}- Who you are to love, honor, and obey. - Ha! 4 00:00:11,541 --> 00:00:13,875 - Tell me about you. - My fiancée has the plague. 5 00:00:13,958 --> 00:00:15,142 Oh, bad luck. 6 00:00:15,166 --> 00:00:16,750 My husband's dead. 7 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:19,434 - Where is Lord Guildford? - He keeps a bed down by the stables. 8 00:00:19,458 --> 00:00:21,178 Jane, I really need to be alone. 9 00:00:21,208 --> 00:00:22,916 You're a horse? 10 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:24,142 Guildford can't control 11 00:00:24,166 --> 00:00:25,708 - his Ethian powers. - Why? 12 00:00:25,791 --> 00:00:28,041 It's a sort of horse-by-day, man-by-night thing. 13 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:29,000 It's a poisoner's box. 14 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:30,976 - To whom did you sell this? - Guy with a creepy ring. 15 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,267 - Jane, what do you know about poison? - The Florentine Widowmaker? 16 00:00:33,291 --> 00:00:34,791 - How bad is it? - Catastrophic. 17 00:00:34,875 --> 00:00:38,083 I have reason to believe that my would-be assassin is somebody at Court. 18 00:00:38,166 --> 00:00:40,434 - How's my baby brother? - He knows. 19 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,166 - The King knows. - I'm taking charge. 20 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:45,000 Jane, you don't know what it's like out there. It's dangerous. 21 00:00:45,083 --> 00:00:47,000 Ethians, the Pack. You won't be safe. 22 00:00:49,166 --> 00:00:50,875 - I'm so sorry. - So am I. 23 00:00:50,958 --> 00:00:53,000 Susannah, go! 24 00:00:53,083 --> 00:00:55,416 - We must safeguard the Will. - Right now? 25 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:58,500 Whoever gets the crown controls the world. 26 00:00:58,583 --> 00:01:00,416 King Edward's Will. It's missing. 27 00:01:00,500 --> 00:01:02,434 - This marriage was never my desire. - So a divorce. 28 00:01:02,458 --> 00:01:05,500 Fine. You find me my cure, and this marriage is over. 29 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:08,625 I have ascertained the identity of your poisoner. 30 00:01:08,708 --> 00:01:11,166 Arrest Lord Dudley! The eye ring... 31 00:01:11,250 --> 00:01:12,892 We must move you to the North Turret. 32 00:01:12,916 --> 00:01:14,476 Must have fallen trying to escape. 33 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,000 Edward is dead! 34 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:26,666 The ideal honeymoon has oodles of wine, food, 35 00:01:26,750 --> 00:01:29,416 and vigorous rompy-pompy. 36 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:34,708 But for Jane Grey, newlywed life offers nothing but solitude, reading, 37 00:01:34,791 --> 00:01:38,833 and research about a horse curse that plagues her husband. 38 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:41,875 It's... rather lonely. 39 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:44,833 Oh. 40 00:01:44,916 --> 00:01:46,666 I imagined you in bed. 41 00:01:47,666 --> 00:01:49,750 I-I mean, I thought you'd be asleep. 42 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:52,666 Well, I don't sleep much. 43 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:54,916 I'm preparing our next attempt. 44 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,458 Can you tell me about the first time you changed? 45 00:01:58,541 --> 00:02:01,791 Perhaps if I understood more. You refuse to talk about it. 46 00:02:01,875 --> 00:02:04,583 We don't have time for that. It's almost dawn. 47 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,666 Get your things. 48 00:02:08,791 --> 00:02:12,125 ♪ Give me a reason to be... 49 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:13,750 {n8}Guildford, 50 00:02:13,791 --> 00:02:16,166 {n8}what if we've been going about this all wrong? 51 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:19,750 - We've tried nine cures... all failures. - I'm aware. 52 00:02:19,833 --> 00:02:23,083 I read all your Ethian cure books. Most of them are poppycock. 53 00:02:23,166 --> 00:02:26,916 The point is, what if rather than trying to cure your condition... 54 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:29,666 ...we find a way to control it? 55 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,833 I'd still be Ethian. 56 00:02:32,916 --> 00:02:36,750 - Yes, but if you could hide it... - Jane, try to understand. 57 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,541 I want to be free of this curse. Forever. 58 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:42,208 - Gods... - Even if it kills me. 59 00:02:42,291 --> 00:02:45,476 - Have you always been this melodramatic? - Have you always been this argumentative? 60 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,541 Yes, actually. 61 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:52,125 Take off your shirt. 62 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:57,375 ♪ Give me a reason ♪ 63 00:02:57,458 --> 00:03:01,708 ♪ To love you ♪ 64 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:10,333 ♪ Give me a reason to be ♪ 65 00:03:10,416 --> 00:03:12,333 ♪ A woman ♪ 66 00:03:16,875 --> 00:03:20,666 ♪ I just wanna be a woman... 67 00:03:24,791 --> 00:03:29,083 Exi ergo, transgressor animalus. 68 00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:32,500 For those of you who didn't go to that kind of school, 69 00:03:32,583 --> 00:03:37,166 Jane's Latin is an incantation that promises to drive the Ethian devil 70 00:03:37,250 --> 00:03:38,625 from Guildford's soul. 71 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:43,375 At this moment, 72 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:47,666 her natural intellectual skepticism has been replaced with, 73 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,791 of all things... 74 00:03:49,875 --> 00:03:51,250 hope. 75 00:03:52,250 --> 00:03:55,708 Exi ergo, transgressor animalus. 76 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:59,833 - Exi ergo, transgressor animalus. - Please. 77 00:03:59,916 --> 00:04:03,208 - Please, please... no! - Exi ergo, transgressor animalus. 78 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:04,583 No, no, no, no. 79 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:06,125 No! 80 00:04:08,625 --> 00:04:09,708 Oh. 81 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,500 You thought Jane could perform magic? 82 00:04:14,208 --> 00:04:16,458 Well, I'm sorry. 83 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:19,083 This isn't that kind of story. 84 00:04:26,208 --> 00:04:30,166 Few things vex Jane as acutely as failure. 85 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:33,666 As she makes her way back to the faraway ancestral home 86 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:35,583 of her equine husband, 87 00:04:35,666 --> 00:04:38,083 Jane finds herself stumped. 88 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:42,291 And if Jane, the smartest girl in the Kingdom, is stumped, 89 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:43,958 one might conclude... 90 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:46,291 Wait a moment, what's that? 91 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:51,916 A ransom note! 92 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,083 Susannah. 93 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:01,291 Oh, how many times? 94 00:05:02,541 --> 00:05:05,166 Will you stop your urination? 95 00:05:05,250 --> 00:05:08,750 This is a ventilation aperture, not a pissoir! 96 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,041 Oi, shut it! 97 00:05:11,208 --> 00:05:12,875 You there, open up! 98 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:15,166 What do you want? 99 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:18,500 Listen to me. I did not poison the King. 100 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:21,791 But I do believe his life is in the gravest of danger. 101 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:24,166 I must speak to His Majesty. 102 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,166 There's been a terrible misunderstanding. 103 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,583 All you prisoners say that. No. 104 00:05:27,666 --> 00:05:28,875 It's true! 105 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:30,541 You should boil alive for your crimes. 106 00:05:30,625 --> 00:05:33,500 Boiling? Are we still doing that? 107 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:34,750 You're doing that. 108 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:36,083 On Friday, actually. 109 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:38,500 In a great big iron pot in Smithfield. 110 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:41,083 Ye gods, in this day and age. 111 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,375 You'd think we'd be a bit more sophisticated. 112 00:05:43,458 --> 00:05:45,291 Do you remember Richard Roose? 113 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:48,333 I said to King Henry, I said, "Boiling your own cook, 114 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:50,500 that's a bit on the schnoz, isn't it?" 115 00:05:50,583 --> 00:05:52,083 - Look, Jim... - George. 116 00:05:52,166 --> 00:05:54,041 George, I am innocent! 117 00:05:54,125 --> 00:05:57,500 I've been framed! The King must know the truth. 118 00:05:57,583 --> 00:06:00,000 So we can straighten out this whole kerfuffle. 119 00:06:01,041 --> 00:06:04,375 Rumor is, he's already dead. 120 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,541 What? No, th-the Wi... the Will! 121 00:06:07,625 --> 00:06:10,625 No. Please! Get my son. Stan. 122 00:06:10,708 --> 00:06:13,333 Lanky fellow, hair spun like gold. 123 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:15,666 Get my son! 124 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:18,541 Oh, Bertie, thank the gods. 125 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:20,958 Sweet Lady Jane. 126 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:22,916 Care for a nice, fresh peach? 127 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Fragrant bath? Cat in the barn's just had kittens. 128 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:28,166 - I need 50 pounds. - Fifty pounds of what? 129 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:30,625 Gold. Silver plate. Please, I need to help my friend. 130 00:06:30,708 --> 00:06:33,291 You'll have to ask the master when he returns from town. 131 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:34,851 He is my husband. What's his is mine. 132 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:39,333 No, what's his is his. Including you. 133 00:06:40,375 --> 00:06:42,750 Did you treat the former Lady Dudley this way? 134 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,125 Guildford's mother. 135 00:06:44,208 --> 00:06:46,666 Now, there was a Lady. Brilliant. 136 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:48,250 But more usefully, beautiful. 137 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:52,375 And a wonderful bosom. Firm, pert, succulent. 138 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:55,583 You know what they say. More than a handful's a waste. 139 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,166 And when she died, 140 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,083 poor Guildford was nearly... 141 00:06:59,166 --> 00:07:01,083 Nearly what? 142 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,791 Dear me, what was I saying? 143 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,708 Ah, yes. 144 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:09,125 Without the master's permission, I cannot give you anything. 145 00:07:09,208 --> 00:07:12,916 Except a peach. Or a kitten. 146 00:07:23,125 --> 00:07:25,208 I need to see my brother immediately. 147 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:28,833 Your Highness, the King's health has taken a turn. 148 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:31,333 He must not be disturbed. 149 00:07:32,416 --> 00:07:33,833 On whose orders? 150 00:07:33,916 --> 00:07:35,500 Oh! 151 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:36,791 The King is dead! 152 00:07:36,875 --> 00:07:38,041 Say it again. 153 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,125 The King is dead! 154 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:41,684 When you're celebrating 155 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:45,833 a successful regicide and your own impending coronation, 156 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:48,125 the last thing you want... 157 00:07:48,208 --> 00:07:49,666 is a drop-in. 158 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:51,041 Not today, thank you. 159 00:07:51,125 --> 00:07:53,916 Lord Seymour, I haven't seen King Edward for days. 160 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,750 - Have you seen him? - No. 161 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:58,458 God, she's irritating, isn't she? 162 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:00,708 Bess suspects. 163 00:08:00,791 --> 00:08:02,791 No, no, no, that's just her face. Come on. 164 00:08:02,875 --> 00:08:05,315 I tire of waiting, Seymour. I wish to announce Edward's death. 165 00:08:05,375 --> 00:08:06,416 Not yet! 166 00:08:08,625 --> 00:08:11,458 We spoke about this, Squidgy. 167 00:08:11,541 --> 00:08:12,625 It's a process. 168 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:14,958 First, we have to get the Privy Council involved. 169 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:17,441 - We have to retrieve Edward's body... - Oh, fuck that noise. 170 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,875 He's probably floated halfway down to Kent by now. 171 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:23,625 Since everyone believes he was poisoned by Lord Dudley, why do we need a body? 172 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:25,809 Let's just announce it, read Edward's Will, get on with our... 173 00:08:25,833 --> 00:08:26,833 Not yet! 174 00:08:28,125 --> 00:08:29,125 Why not? 175 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:31,208 You have the Will. 176 00:08:31,291 --> 00:08:32,375 It names me. 177 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,041 Of course I have the Will. 178 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:36,666 Of course it names you. 179 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:38,583 Seymour is lying. 180 00:08:38,666 --> 00:08:42,416 Just... give me this evening to tie up a few loose ends. 181 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:44,125 Fine. 182 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,500 Seymour does not have Edward's Will. 183 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:50,208 The document has in fact fucked off to parts unknown. 184 00:08:52,416 --> 00:08:54,291 Gods save the Queen! 185 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,666 It's not in the Chancery, Sire. 186 00:08:58,750 --> 00:09:00,416 We checked every nook and cranny. 187 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,791 New assignment, Phillips. 188 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:07,375 Find Lady Jane Grey and her drunken spouse. 189 00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:08,916 Kill them. 190 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,434 Shall I chuck her down the stairs, Lord Seymour? 191 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:11,833 - Oh, classic. - I don't care! 192 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:13,291 Yes, get creative. 193 00:09:13,375 --> 00:09:16,125 Go in disguise and make it look like an accident. 194 00:09:16,208 --> 00:09:17,958 Yes, Sire. Just one question. 195 00:09:18,041 --> 00:09:19,416 May I take the new boy with me? 196 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,250 Pop the old murder cherry. 197 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:23,000 Make a man of me, m'Lord. 198 00:09:23,083 --> 00:09:26,291 Whatever. Just kill them. 199 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:28,750 Tonight. 200 00:09:30,625 --> 00:09:32,291 - Dad! - Stanley! 201 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:33,791 Have you got the Will? 202 00:09:33,875 --> 00:09:35,583 - Don't be mad. - Oh, bugger. 203 00:09:35,666 --> 00:09:37,625 I went to the Chancery, just like you asked. 204 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,416 But the King's Will for the Succession has been stolen. 205 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:41,791 - Stolen? - Stolen. 206 00:09:41,875 --> 00:09:43,101 The door was smashed to smithereens. 207 00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,958 All right. Plan B. 208 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:47,250 I need an alibi. 209 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:50,041 Here's a pitch. We were on a chummy jaunt. 210 00:09:50,125 --> 00:09:52,000 To the coast. Devon. 211 00:09:52,083 --> 00:09:53,083 Just you and me. 212 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:54,958 Father and son. Best mates. 213 00:09:55,041 --> 00:09:57,041 I need an alibi people will believe. 214 00:09:58,666 --> 00:10:00,666 Well, I suppose you'd like me to fetch Guildford. 215 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:02,916 You leave Guildford out of this. 216 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,041 He's safer where he is. No, no, no, no, no. 217 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:09,166 We need someone with royal blood, someone with skills, with smarts, 218 00:10:09,250 --> 00:10:12,041 with the scheming prowess to get me out of here. 219 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,625 I need... 220 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:16,666 Frances. 221 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,916 Frances. 222 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:23,166 - Dad's going to be boiled alive. - Yes, and? 223 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:25,125 Well, and... Oh, hi, girls. 224 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,250 We must save him. He's innocent, you know that. 225 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:30,708 - Hmm. - Gosh, you all look awfully smart. 226 00:10:30,791 --> 00:10:32,541 Wait. 227 00:10:32,625 --> 00:10:33,708 What are you girls doing? 228 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:36,791 There's my precious lambkin. 229 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:39,166 Come hither, my little turtledove, come hither. 230 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:46,291 Darling Katherine, I knew this day would come. 231 00:10:46,375 --> 00:10:49,958 Ever since I held you in my arms in your babyhood. 232 00:10:52,583 --> 00:10:55,875 Oh, it's a wedding! I love weddings. 233 00:10:59,666 --> 00:11:01,000 Rupert. 234 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:17,666 Guildford, finally... 235 00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:20,875 The master has returned from town. 236 00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:24,583 Evening, Bertie. Marvelous spread, you've outdone yourself. 237 00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:25,833 Mm. 238 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,500 Guildford. Guildford! 239 00:11:31,875 --> 00:11:35,625 Thank you, Bertie. You may retire for the night if you wish. 240 00:11:41,458 --> 00:11:42,625 Look at this. 241 00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:47,541 A ransom note? 242 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:50,250 The Pack wants 50 quid for someone called Susannah... 243 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,250 My maid. My friend. 244 00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:55,750 She's Ethian. The Pack must have seen us speaking in the tavern and turned on her. 245 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:57,250 And now she's their hostage. 246 00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:00,166 It's all my fault. 247 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,750 This is extortion. We can't pay this. 248 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,291 They said that they'll slit her throat if we don't. 249 00:12:06,333 --> 00:12:08,583 No, Jane, I mean we literally can't pay it. 250 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,500 My father's in debt up to his balls. 251 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,458 Eyeballs. 252 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:16,458 So you lied? 253 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,333 You're supposed to be rich, that was the whole point. 254 00:12:20,416 --> 00:12:21,791 I didn't arrange this marriage! 255 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,916 Fine. Then I'll take your family silver. 256 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:29,875 Are you serious? Jane. Jane. Stop. 257 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,958 The beasts won't harm each other, but they will not hesitate to kill you. 258 00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,125 You do not know that. 259 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:35,833 - I know Ethians. - Guildford, 260 00:12:35,916 --> 00:12:38,333 either you help me or you shut up and get out of my way. 261 00:12:38,416 --> 00:12:39,458 And what if I forbid it? 262 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,583 Oh, go on, then. Forbid it. 263 00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:45,458 And tell your po-faced servant to lock up your wife. I dare you. 264 00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,500 - Go have a nice big drink! - Yes, I will, thank you. 265 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:54,041 - Have fun getting yourself killed. - I will, thank you. 266 00:13:02,041 --> 00:13:05,958 My sister and I have been praying all night 267 00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:07,666 for the health of our beloved brother. 268 00:13:09,041 --> 00:13:11,750 Sadly, our prayers have failed. 269 00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:15,375 King Edward will not last the night. 270 00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:18,458 He has been overtaken by delirium. 271 00:13:19,583 --> 00:13:23,625 But... before he succumbed... 272 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:26,416 he commanded me, as his heir, 273 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:28,791 to expand the Division Laws 274 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:33,500 and once and for all eliminate the Ethian menace. 275 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:36,458 Nay. Nay. 276 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,125 Nay. 277 00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,333 He is not yet dead. 278 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:44,625 Give it a few hours. 279 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:48,083 And you are not yet Queen. 280 00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:54,000 You cannot change laws, let alone sit on the ruddy Throne, 281 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:57,000 until Edward is confirmed deceased 282 00:13:57,083 --> 00:14:01,958 and... his Will names you. 283 00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,666 Lord Wessex, what remarkable devotion to our dear brother. 284 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:17,958 Your grandpapa fought valiantly at the battle of Towton, did he not? 285 00:14:18,041 --> 00:14:19,750 And? 286 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,291 Well, it's never too late to reward a good turn. 287 00:14:23,666 --> 00:14:25,625 How's Skipton Castle sound? 288 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,625 I've always wanted that castle. 289 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:32,125 Good. 290 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:33,208 Off you go. 291 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:35,916 In fact, you're all dismissed. 292 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,291 Not you, Bess. Stay. 293 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,250 S-Sister, may I... 294 00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:47,791 - I-I mean, I wish to visit Edward before... - You cannot. 295 00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:51,291 I must confess something dreadful. 296 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,958 But you must guard this secret with your whole heart. 297 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,000 Edward is already dead. 298 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,083 What? When? 299 00:15:02,166 --> 00:15:03,583 Last night. 300 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,500 In the throes of his delirium, he... 301 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,708 ...defenestrated. 302 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:11,208 Oh. 303 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:12,750 Right out the window. 304 00:15:12,833 --> 00:15:14,875 It's devastating. 305 00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:19,625 But then again, Edward was at death's door for his entire life, really, 306 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,083 so it's not that much of a shocker, is it? 307 00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:25,125 That makes you... 308 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,750 ...Queen. 309 00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:30,000 Yes, I shall be. 310 00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:32,625 The first Queen in 500 years. 311 00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:34,958 Think of it! 312 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,333 Oh, my sweet stalwart Bess, what would I do without you? 313 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,291 If only Daddy could see us now. 314 00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:52,208 Fun fact. 315 00:15:52,291 --> 00:15:54,958 Traversing the woods at night 316 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,625 is and always has been 317 00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,666 a very bad idea. 318 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:25,666 Oh, fucking tits, fuck! 319 00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:26,791 You? 320 00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:28,916 Did you really intend to brain me with that rock? 321 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,458 Of course, I thought you were a vagabond or a brigand or something. 322 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:34,061 I'm far too handsome to be a vagabond. 323 00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:36,416 Or a brigand. 324 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:39,333 - Next time, pick a bigger rock. - You can't force me to go back. 325 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,684 Well, it's clearly quite impossible to force you to do anything. 326 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:44,166 But seeing as a dead wife might be challenging 327 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:46,517 to explain to the authorities without drawing unwanted attention, 328 00:16:46,541 --> 00:16:48,958 I... Jane! Please, Jane, come on. 329 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,041 I am here because you asked me to help you. 330 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:56,500 So let me. 331 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,666 I know a shortcut. 332 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,916 We'll reach the Ethian camp and surprise them. 333 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,083 Fine. 334 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:03,333 You'll need a dagger. 335 00:17:03,416 --> 00:17:05,625 Luckily, I have a spare. 336 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:08,125 That's not a dagger. 337 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,791 This is a dagger. 338 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,625 Hmm. 339 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,458 You know the old adage about forcing your daughter to marry 340 00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:30,083 against her will in order to assure your own financial security? 341 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:33,083 It's easier the second time. 342 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:36,375 And of course, as the illustrious Knox said, 343 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:40,958 to promote a woman to bear rule above any realm is 344 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,541 repugnant to nature! 345 00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:46,916 But in any event, 346 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,666 I'm confident that the rumors of Edward's imminent demise 347 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,708 are greatly exaggerated 348 00:17:53,791 --> 00:17:59,291 and we need not fear the idiocy of a female monarch! 349 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,125 Smile. 350 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,208 A toast to my wife! 351 00:18:05,291 --> 00:18:07,791 - To Katherine. - To Katherine. 352 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,880 - Ah. - My Lord, please may I be excused? 353 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:15,375 Of course you may, my little treasure. 354 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,750 And I'll be with you very, very soon. 355 00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,073 Okay, thank you. 356 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,375 Katherine, you can't let Mother do this. 357 00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:26,791 It's already done. 358 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:37,458 Meanwhile, in a place that Ethians only whisper about... 359 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:52,458 It's me. Hurrah! 360 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,375 Lord Seymour. The Will is nearly done. 361 00:18:56,458 --> 00:18:59,208 You will need the Royal Seal to prove authenticity. 362 00:18:59,291 --> 00:19:01,916 No one will dare refute me. 363 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000 And by morning, 364 00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,791 the only possible usurper to the Throne will be dead. 365 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,041 Oh! 366 00:19:07,125 --> 00:19:08,791 Look at that. 367 00:19:08,875 --> 00:19:12,083 Princess Mary will be pleased as punch. 368 00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:14,583 Congratulations. 369 00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:17,583 You have won your freedom. 370 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,958 - Truly? - Yes. 371 00:19:20,041 --> 00:19:21,583 Thank you, Sire. 372 00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,708 No, no. Not like that. 373 00:19:23,791 --> 00:19:26,916 People might think I have some sort of untoward Ethian prison down here. 374 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,375 Go on, change. 375 00:19:32,375 --> 00:19:37,291 Aw... such a little fellow. 376 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:50,458 You're undercover as a peasant, Hodgkins, not a slob. 377 00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:52,625 Yes, Phillips. 378 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,208 Wake your master. 379 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:04,791 I do beg your pardon? 380 00:20:04,875 --> 00:20:06,583 Where are my manners? 381 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:10,541 We have a message for your Lord and Lady. 382 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:13,250 If I were you, I'd rouse them sharpish. 383 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,666 I can take that message. 384 00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:17,625 The Lord and Lady are unwell. 385 00:20:17,708 --> 00:20:19,791 Bad eels. My fault. 386 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:22,208 My mother always said, when it comes to eels, 387 00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:24,291 - only eat them in the month... - Shut up. 388 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,666 Well. Good night. 389 00:20:28,750 --> 00:20:29,583 Aah! 390 00:20:29,666 --> 00:20:32,833 It might interest you to know 391 00:20:32,916 --> 00:20:35,500 that I have a particular set of skills. 392 00:20:35,583 --> 00:20:38,041 Mostly pertaining to killing people. 393 00:20:38,125 --> 00:20:40,583 So tell me where they are, 394 00:20:40,666 --> 00:20:44,583 or I'll use this as a teachable moment for my young friend here. 395 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:48,958 They went for a moonlit stroll. 396 00:20:49,041 --> 00:20:51,000 You know what newlyweds are like. 397 00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:56,708 Exactly where did they go? 398 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,041 - What? - What? 399 00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,333 - You were staring at me. - No, I wasn't. 400 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,541 Fine. 401 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:14,291 It's just, that's not how you hold a dagger. 402 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,041 - Oh. - And I'm only saying that 403 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:17,500 so you can defend yourself 404 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,851 when we're inevitably attacked by a bunch of bloodthirsty Ethians. 405 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:22,375 Right. What am I doing wrong in your expert opinion? 406 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,050 It's your, it's your wrist, it's too delicate. 407 00:21:26,125 --> 00:21:27,125 Look, let me show you. 408 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,416 Did you know that the old King was obsessed 409 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,291 with Edward learning the art of combat? 410 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:32,500 Oh. 411 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,625 Archery, 412 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:35,668 - swordplay, hand-to-hand, et cetera. - Et cetera. 413 00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:38,375 And we were educated together until the age of ten, so, 414 00:21:38,458 --> 00:21:40,583 as someone who bested Capo Ferro at the age of eight, 415 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:44,583 I can confidently say you're holding that dagger like a falchion sword. 416 00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:47,083 And I could take it from you in 15 seconds flat. 417 00:21:48,208 --> 00:21:49,583 I doubt that. 418 00:21:49,666 --> 00:21:50,791 You shouldn't. 419 00:21:50,875 --> 00:21:52,916 Shall we put it to a wager? 420 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,958 You have nothing to wager, remember? 421 00:21:56,041 --> 00:21:58,583 - You're skint. - There must be something you want. 422 00:21:58,666 --> 00:22:00,041 Name your terms. 423 00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:02,416 I want to ask you a question. 424 00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:05,458 And you must answer honestly. 425 00:22:07,458 --> 00:22:09,166 Agreed. 426 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,291 And I'll expect the same from you. 427 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:14,750 Agreed. 428 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:19,250 ♪ Hmm ♪ 429 00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:25,000 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 430 00:22:25,083 --> 00:22:27,250 Come on, then. 431 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:34,500 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 432 00:22:40,041 --> 00:22:42,083 ♪ Here come old flattop... 433 00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:44,666 I win. 434 00:22:45,875 --> 00:22:48,125 No, you don't. 435 00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,666 ♪ He one holy roller ♪ 436 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:52,875 ♪ He got hair down ♪ 437 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,958 ♪ To his knees ♪ 438 00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,916 ♪ Got to be a joker ♪ 439 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,291 ♪ He just do what he please ♪ 440 00:23:02,375 --> 00:23:05,750 ♪ Come together ♪ 441 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,291 ♪ Right now ♪ 442 00:23:08,791 --> 00:23:10,666 ♪ Over me ♪♪ 443 00:23:21,291 --> 00:23:22,375 I take it all back. 444 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:24,333 You're the greatest swordsman who ever lived. 445 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:27,833 Now, come on, ask me your question. 446 00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:31,250 Tell me about the first time you changed. 447 00:23:31,333 --> 00:23:33,708 Why won't you talk about it? 448 00:23:36,250 --> 00:23:38,666 You promised you'd answer my question. 449 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,000 I lied. 450 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:42,916 Come on. 451 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:51,916 The funny thing about heavily spiced, rancid Tudor wine 452 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,833 is that it tastes an awful lot... 453 00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:57,375 A succulent little beauty, wouldn't you say? 454 00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,166 ...like guilt. 455 00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:00,250 Nice wedding, Mother. 456 00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:03,208 She's yoked to that crapulous pignut for life. 457 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:04,666 And she's gotta shag him. 458 00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:06,083 Disgusting. 459 00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,958 Leicester will be asleep in his cups by midnight. 460 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:12,541 I-I-I told the servants to lubricate him well. 461 00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:13,642 Well, what about tomorrow night? 462 00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:16,291 - And the night after? - That's enough. 463 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:17,750 We need his money. 464 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,875 Now go to your room. Go on. Scram. 465 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,291 Scram! 466 00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:28,916 Hi. 467 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:33,333 What? 468 00:24:33,416 --> 00:24:35,875 So, about Dad. Do you think... 469 00:24:35,958 --> 00:24:38,625 If he wants me to help craft some feeble defense, 470 00:24:38,708 --> 00:24:40,333 then he is pissing up the wrong tree. 471 00:24:43,583 --> 00:24:44,583 Mm. 472 00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,708 Will nothing change your mind? 473 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:53,208 I know a salty little badger who likes a tickle. 474 00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:54,416 Ow! 475 00:24:54,500 --> 00:24:58,041 You can go outside and relieve yourself against some plant, 476 00:24:58,125 --> 00:24:59,708 you concupiscent peasant. 477 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:05,458 My father shall be boiled alive for a crime he did not commit, 478 00:25:05,541 --> 00:25:09,375 and you, to whom I have exposed my bloody beating heart 479 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:12,458 and my wanton turgid member, could not care less? 480 00:25:13,916 --> 00:25:18,083 - What kind of woman are you? - I am not your mother or your wife. 481 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,750 I am your superior in rank and circumstance, 482 00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:26,208 and I am weary of your ceaseless presence in my life. 483 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:30,708 Thank you for your confidences and your, uh, youthful vigor. 484 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:33,625 Neither service is further required. 485 00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:40,125 Are you absolutely sure? 486 00:25:52,916 --> 00:25:56,166 Go up to my bedroom and wait for me there. 487 00:25:59,541 --> 00:26:01,625 And don't touch anything. 488 00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:09,750 - Almost midnight. Gods, we're lost! - We're not lost! 489 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:11,750 It's ten minutes that way. Trust me. 490 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:15,375 I spent years in these woods. 491 00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:18,833 My father sent me here when I first changed. 492 00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:21,583 We will find your beastly maid. 493 00:26:21,666 --> 00:26:23,666 "Beastly maid"? 494 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,250 She's my best friend. 495 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:28,625 Yet she never told you the truth about herself. Hmm. 496 00:26:28,708 --> 00:26:30,333 Oh, imagine that. 497 00:26:30,416 --> 00:26:32,456 I'm sorry, is there something you wish to say to me? 498 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,791 Yes, you're a deceitful, penniless arse. 499 00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,250 You tricked me into this marriage. 500 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,250 - In order to save my own life. - At the expense of mine. 501 00:26:39,333 --> 00:26:42,458 The punishment for intermarriage is death, which I'm certain you must know. 502 00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:45,750 - I'm risking my life for yours right now. - Not for mine, for Susannah's. 503 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:47,750 The most important person in the world. 504 00:26:47,833 --> 00:26:49,517 Yes, actually, which I'm sure you would never understand. 505 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,250 Try me. 506 00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:59,666 My father died at sea and suddenly we had nothing. 507 00:27:02,458 --> 00:27:07,250 My mother locked herself away and Margaret stopped talking. 508 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:09,416 Katherine just wouldn't stop crying. 509 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:11,875 I was all alone. 510 00:27:15,083 --> 00:27:19,166 Until one day, the new maid asked me how I was. 511 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:23,000 Nobody had even thought to ask. Nobody cared. 512 00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:24,875 Susannah always cared. 513 00:27:28,250 --> 00:27:30,041 She always made me laugh. 514 00:27:31,791 --> 00:27:34,125 Well, that is rare indeed. 515 00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:44,708 Tread softly, we're very close. 516 00:27:44,791 --> 00:27:47,041 Mm, how confident you are. 517 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:53,750 The Pack. 518 00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:58,666 - Well. - Hello, trouble. 519 00:27:58,750 --> 00:27:59,750 Are you sure she's...? 520 00:27:59,833 --> 00:28:02,333 Susannah. 521 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,875 Wait, that's her? That's your hostage? 522 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,267 - Yeah, she's gonna be there. Trust me. - Are you sure? 523 00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:11,708 Mm-hmm. I promise... 524 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,500 Jane, let's just go home. 525 00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:14,583 Wait here. 526 00:28:14,666 --> 00:28:16,642 - We'll be back. - Go on, don't leave her waiting. 527 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:17,833 She set you up. 528 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:27,250 Jane. Jane! Stop. Jane. 529 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:30,000 Susannah! How could you do this to me? 530 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,583 Don't move. Or he'll gut you. 531 00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:35,750 - Jane... - He really will. He hates Ethians. 532 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,458 I thought you were in danger. 533 00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:40,416 I am such a fool. I was coming here to rescue you. 534 00:28:40,500 --> 00:28:43,125 - I am in danger. - No, you just want money. 535 00:28:43,208 --> 00:28:45,333 Money you don't need. But we do. 536 00:28:45,416 --> 00:28:47,291 - Oh, spare me. - It's the truth. 537 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:50,000 Ethians cannot survive another winter in the wild. 538 00:28:50,083 --> 00:28:52,375 Not with the new Kingsland Guards. 539 00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:54,833 They torture us, burn our camps, lock us up... 540 00:28:54,916 --> 00:28:57,708 Everyone knows that the Pack are a bunch of violent criminals. 541 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,875 This is your husband? 542 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:04,791 Fine, I'll wait outside. 543 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,458 We are not criminals, Jane. 544 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:13,416 I mean, yes, we steal to survive. 545 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,833 But we try not to hurt anyone. 546 00:29:14,916 --> 00:29:17,041 So you are with the Pack? 547 00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:18,500 How long? 548 00:29:18,583 --> 00:29:21,125 Since you left my mother's house or far longer? 549 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:22,416 Does it matter? 550 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:26,583 I thought you were my friend. 551 00:29:28,291 --> 00:29:29,666 I scrubbed your floors. 552 00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:35,083 Was I really your friend? Or was I just there? 553 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:38,666 In all the years I worked for you, 554 00:29:38,750 --> 00:29:41,958 did you ever really ask about my family or where I come from? 555 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,208 Okay. 556 00:29:48,791 --> 00:29:50,208 Tell me now. 557 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,916 Please. 558 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,625 I changed young. 559 00:29:57,291 --> 00:29:59,250 My parents beat me half to death. 560 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:02,500 The Pack saved me. 561 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:07,208 They helped me find work in a noble Verity home. 562 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:09,750 I was safe. 563 00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:13,833 Until you asked me to run away. 564 00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:19,583 Take this. 565 00:30:21,875 --> 00:30:23,625 I know it doesn't fix anything. 566 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:26,041 Thank you. 567 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,833 Jane! 568 00:30:32,625 --> 00:30:34,000 Yes, again! 569 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:35,083 Quick, hurry. 570 00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:37,125 The only good Ethians are dead Ethians. 571 00:30:37,208 --> 00:30:39,601 - Oh, gods, we have to help him. - No, wait. 572 00:30:49,291 --> 00:30:51,250 Let's get out of here. 573 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,500 Susannah, you have to go. 574 00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:56,375 - Now! - Looky what we have here. 575 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,791 - Go. - Jane, be careful. 576 00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:02,625 Halt! 577 00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:08,583 - Stop! - Come back! 578 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:10,000 - We see you! - Jane! 579 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,166 Come on! 580 00:31:12,666 --> 00:31:14,666 - Jane! - Guildford, leave me. 581 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:15,875 No! 582 00:31:20,458 --> 00:31:22,875 I'll thank you to take your sword out of my face. 583 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:24,916 Be quiet. 584 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,791 Listen to your husband, Lady Jane. 585 00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:31,125 Oh, yes. We know who you are. 586 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:33,041 And we have orders to kill you. 587 00:31:34,708 --> 00:31:36,083 Like this, Mr. Phillips. 588 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:38,791 You'll make a cracking Kingsland Guard, Hodgkins. 589 00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:44,666 Jane, run! 590 00:31:53,083 --> 00:31:54,250 Got you now. 591 00:31:56,500 --> 00:31:57,958 Kill him, Hodgkins. 592 00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,875 - Holy shit. - Holy shit. 593 00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:18,500 Run away! 594 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,291 No! No! No, no, please! 595 00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:37,000 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 596 00:32:37,083 --> 00:32:38,916 ♪ Mm-hmm... 597 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,666 If you ever have the opportunity 598 00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:46,416 to make l'amour after nearly being killed by your cousin's soldiers, 599 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,791 following an attempted rescue of a faked kidnapping 600 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:52,000 by the metamorphic underclass hiding in woodland camps 601 00:32:52,083 --> 00:32:53,500 in your divided Kingdom, 602 00:32:53,583 --> 00:32:56,500 well, you simply must. 603 00:32:56,583 --> 00:32:58,333 It's tremendous fun. 604 00:32:58,416 --> 00:33:00,833 ♪ Only seen in a dream ♪ 605 00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:03,250 ♪ Shedding the fleshed clutch ♪ 606 00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:07,125 ♪ His hand I wanna touch ♪ 607 00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:09,833 ♪ Gonna open the doorway ♪ 608 00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:12,125 ♪ To the in-between ♪ 609 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:14,750 ♪ Comin' and goin′ ♪ 610 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,416 ♪ As I please ♪ 611 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,750 Gods, I want you. 612 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,059 ♪ When I'm all turned upside down ♪ 613 00:33:20,083 --> 00:33:21,666 I want... 614 00:33:21,750 --> 00:33:24,458 ♪ Wrong way on a broken street... 615 00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:25,916 I... 616 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,750 I want a divorce. 617 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:32,041 We had a deal. 618 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:38,666 This... 619 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,875 is... madness. 620 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:44,458 Yeah, you're right. 621 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,833 This is madness. 622 00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,708 I bid you good night. 623 00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,642 - Has Leicester sent for me? - He's passed out drunk. 624 00:34:04,666 --> 00:34:06,083 Mother made sure of it. 625 00:34:07,291 --> 00:34:08,291 Thank the gods. 626 00:34:08,375 --> 00:34:10,541 You need more wine. 627 00:34:21,041 --> 00:34:22,375 Margaret, I... 628 00:34:24,750 --> 00:34:27,250 I always thought, with Jane marrying Guildford, 629 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:31,375 Mother would find me someone I could actually... love. 630 00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,083 You can't stay married to him. 631 00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:34,958 I have no choice. 632 00:34:35,041 --> 00:34:36,083 You're giving up? 633 00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:38,041 - You're pathetic. - And you're a child. 634 00:34:39,083 --> 00:34:42,833 But one day you'll be just like me and Jane and every noble girl in the Kingdom. 635 00:34:42,916 --> 00:34:44,083 You'll do what you're told. 636 00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:47,166 Fuck that. 637 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:56,000 I thought you didn't sleep. 638 00:34:58,041 --> 00:34:59,750 I thought you knew how to knock. 639 00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:02,500 I did. For quite some time. 640 00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:05,416 I could hear you snoring through the door. 641 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,041 What do you want, Guildford? 642 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:09,285 Believe it or not, I came to see if you were all right. 643 00:35:16,541 --> 00:35:18,541 Those men we bested were Kingsland Guards. 644 00:35:18,625 --> 00:35:20,250 And they knew our names. 645 00:35:20,333 --> 00:35:22,916 They were looking for us. Why would they want to kill us? 646 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,208 I don't know. 647 00:35:25,291 --> 00:35:27,708 I'll write to Edward first thing. 648 00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:31,083 Look, Jane. 649 00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:35,250 I don't want to be the kind of man that doesn't keep his word. 650 00:35:37,375 --> 00:35:39,875 You asked me about the first time I changed. 651 00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:47,333 It happened the day that my mother was murdered. 652 00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:50,791 I'm so sorry. 653 00:35:52,208 --> 00:35:53,541 Please. 654 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:56,250 Don't make me talk about it. 655 00:35:58,541 --> 00:35:59,791 I promise. 656 00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:03,958 I'll never lie to you again. 657 00:36:10,583 --> 00:36:12,708 We'll try another cure tomorrow. 658 00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:15,708 And then you might get your precious divorce. 659 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,375 If therapists were invented in 1553, 660 00:36:21,458 --> 00:36:24,875 our brooding, tortured hero would be a different man, 661 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:26,500 and this would be a different story. 662 00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:28,101 ♪ I can make love to you, baby... 663 00:36:28,125 --> 00:36:29,916 But they weren't. 664 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,708 And he isn't. 665 00:36:31,791 --> 00:36:33,250 And it can't be. 666 00:36:34,541 --> 00:36:36,291 So here we are. 667 00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:40,375 ♪ Man ♪ 668 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:45,166 ♪ M ♪ 669 00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:46,791 ♪ A ♪ 670 00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,791 ♪ N ♪ 671 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:52,458 ♪ Man ♪♪ 672 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:16,416 How long does it take the average person to suffocate? 673 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,958 If the average person is a rheumy-eyed septuagenarian 674 00:37:20,041 --> 00:37:22,291 with liver failure, sleep apnea, 675 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:26,083 dropsy, galloping syphilis, and, of course, gout, 676 00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:27,166 the answer is... 677 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,666 ...not long. 678 00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:46,916 Has anyone seen Leicester? 679 00:37:47,750 --> 00:37:50,083 Hmm? 680 00:37:50,166 --> 00:37:51,166 Oh. 681 00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:00,208 Seems to have taken a bit of a turn. 682 00:38:01,333 --> 00:38:02,541 That's a pity. 683 00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,375 Hmm. 684 00:38:15,541 --> 00:38:17,208 Come on, girls. 685 00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:18,291 Busy day. 686 00:38:26,833 --> 00:38:30,208 The King is dead! The King is dead! 687 00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:32,125 The King is dead! 688 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:34,666 It's go time. 689 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:38,041 The King is dead! 690 00:38:38,125 --> 00:38:40,833 Didn't I tell you it would be worth the wait? 691 00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,208 The King is dead! 692 00:38:43,291 --> 00:38:44,291 Call the Council. 693 00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:46,291 The King is dead! 694 00:38:46,375 --> 00:38:48,708 It's time to read the Will. 695 00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:52,875 Why, there it is, Edward's Will. 696 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:58,166 Bess stole it to ensure its safekeeping and had it this whole time. 697 00:38:58,250 --> 00:38:59,500 Don't look at me like that. 698 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:00,833 What a clever clogs. 699 00:39:00,916 --> 00:39:04,500 If Edward named Jane, Mary will never recover. 700 00:39:05,625 --> 00:39:07,833 Who knows what might happen to me? 701 00:39:07,916 --> 00:39:11,416 But if it's Mary, then it's Mary. 702 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,291 Pet, what would you do? 703 00:39:15,833 --> 00:39:16,666 Petunia! 704 00:39:19,583 --> 00:39:23,708 Thank you all for bearing witness on this historic day. 705 00:39:23,791 --> 00:39:26,291 A historic day indeed. 706 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:29,083 Ah, my Lord Seymour. 707 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:30,875 - The King's Will. - Mm-hmm. 708 00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,875 Where's the Royal Seal? 709 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:35,666 It'll be fine. 710 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:38,208 - Seymour, the King's Seal... - It will be fine. 711 00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:40,166 Stop micromanaging me. 712 00:39:41,833 --> 00:39:43,166 My fellow counselors... 713 00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:45,041 ...I confidently believe 714 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:47,958 that our King left us in the most capable hands. 715 00:39:49,041 --> 00:39:53,000 So let us see whose hands those are. 716 00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:56,291 I have King Edward's Will. 717 00:39:59,625 --> 00:40:01,541 And it bears his Royal Seal. 718 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,041 Oh, my word. 719 00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:17,875 Jane knows she ought to be researching, 720 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:22,000 but she just can't stop thinking about Guildford. 721 00:40:22,083 --> 00:40:23,500 His tragic past. 722 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:26,333 His uncertain future. 723 00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:29,416 And if a cure even exists, 724 00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,750 will she ever find it? 725 00:40:35,458 --> 00:40:38,083 My Lady, a messenger from London. 726 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:40,166 My husband's not in, I'm afraid. 727 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,375 It's for you. 728 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,791 A message for me? 729 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,500 Are you from the Palace? 730 00:40:58,083 --> 00:41:00,000 Edward? 731 00:41:01,375 --> 00:41:02,958 King Edward is dead. 732 00:41:05,833 --> 00:41:07,291 Gods... 733 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:13,416 His Majesty named you heir to the crown. 734 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:19,250 Long live Queen Jane.