1 00:03:02,260 --> 00:03:03,260 rackets, you know. 2 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,100 I sell tennis rackets. I sell them to 3 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:52,290 Because I like to enjoy life. 4 00:03:55,070 --> 00:03:57,910 One thing about me, though. 5 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,390 I can't resist temptation. 6 00:04:06,610 --> 00:04:11,950 I mean, I love girls. I love girls. 7 00:04:12,510 --> 00:04:16,410 I love big girls, little girls. 8 00:04:18,730 --> 00:04:19,730 girls, skinny girls. 9 00:04:20,410 --> 00:04:21,410 I love them all. 10 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,090 And they all love me. 11 00:04:27,670 --> 00:04:29,110 I mean, they fall down. 12 00:04:34,370 --> 00:04:35,430 You don't believe me, do you? 13 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:40,530 You look at a guy like me, you say, he's not so hot. 14 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,680 But they do. 15 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,120 You still don't believe me, do you? 16 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,559 Take a round. 17 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:04,560 You see for yourself. 18 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:08,260 A picture is worth a thousand words, right? 19 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:49,040 Do you want some fruit? 20 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:53,040 I'll take a banana. 21 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:00,380 Isn't she terrific? 22 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:03,400 She's a real sports freak, you know. 23 00:06:03,980 --> 00:06:04,980 Perfect for a guy. 24 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:06,040 Hey, baby. 25 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:09,900 Do that basketball trick for me. 26 00:06:56,110 --> 00:06:57,110 She loves to play. 27 00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:58,630 She loves games. 28 00:07:00,890 --> 00:07:02,070 Unfortunately, so do I. 29 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:05,550 Come on, Wilbur, let's play. 30 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,470 Ooh. 31 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:20,050 You know, all this exercise is making me real hungry. 32 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:23,610 I could use a banana split. 33 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:26,420 Oh, great. 34 00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:56,210 Get the clothes. 35 00:08:33,130 --> 00:08:35,490 I'm hungry, but I'm not hungry for banana, you know. 36 00:08:41,030 --> 00:08:45,430 Will you suck mine if I suck yours? 37 00:09:09,450 --> 00:09:10,490 Oh, get that banana. 38 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:19,830 It's scrumptious. 39 00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:22,750 Absolutely delicious. 40 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,650 the real banana. 41 00:10:55,090 --> 00:10:57,690 Oh, that's nice, sweetheart. 42 00:14:09,070 --> 00:14:10,470 Oh! 43 00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:44,230 Hey, I'm all done in, slugger. 44 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:45,790 Call time out. 45 00:14:46,650 --> 00:14:48,410 You know what I could use? I could use a beer, though. 46 00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:58,590 See what I mean? 47 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:03,030 Some girls like to be abused. Some girls like to be amused. 48 00:15:04,410 --> 00:15:06,230 But whatever they like, I got it. 49 00:15:06,970 --> 00:15:08,930 And whatever they got, I like it. 50 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,370 Like the other day, for instance. 51 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,860 I was sitting in the park, minding my own business. 52 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:20,860 Chewing bubble gum, I don't know. Oh, I had a celery tonic. I like celery tonic. 53 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:22,920 I like being outside, you know. 54 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:29,100 And all of a sudden, I spot this governess pushing a baby carriage. 55 00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:48,250 Coochie -coochie -coo. 56 00:16:48,850 --> 00:16:49,850 Don't wake him. 57 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:51,830 Coochie -coochie -coo. 58 00:16:53,370 --> 00:16:55,990 That's a very nice baby you have there. Thank you. 59 00:16:56,570 --> 00:17:00,350 Are you the mother of this child? Oh, no, I'm just his governess. 60 00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:02,890 I didn't think you looked like a mother. 61 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,450 Very fine -looking baby. 62 00:17:06,349 --> 00:17:09,869 This is a very interesting vehicle you have here. What type model is this, 63 00:17:09,890 --> 00:17:11,310 anyway? It's a Pram. 64 00:17:12,629 --> 00:17:15,290 Don't they have those over in England? 65 00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:16,630 Yes, they do. 66 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:17,650 Are you English? 67 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:18,750 Yes, I am. 68 00:17:18,770 --> 00:17:21,630 How do you like that? You know, I love the English. 69 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:22,869 Do you? Why? 70 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:27,270 Well, I like the way they talk. You know, all kind of like very proper. 71 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:31,510 Proper? Well, we're not all as proper as we look, you know. 72 00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,290 My name is Ray. I'm Paula. 73 00:17:34,490 --> 00:17:35,990 I'm delighted to meet you, Paula. 74 00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:37,390 Oh, I'm charmed. 75 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,470 Do you come here often? 76 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:41,270 No, I don't come often. 77 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:43,570 What a shame. 78 00:17:47,990 --> 00:17:48,990 Cold. 79 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:52,230 Don't you think rather cold? Oh, it's freezing here. 80 00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,810 You know what I could use right now? What? 81 00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:00,050 A cup of tea. 82 00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:03,630 Yes, a cup of tea would be lovely. 83 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,690 Do you know where we could get some? As a matter of fact, I know of a very nice 84 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:10,230 place right nearby here. Do you? Where's that? 85 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:11,630 My place. 86 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,290 Oh, how lovely. 87 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:14,950 Shall we go? 88 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,030 Yes, let's. 89 00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:17,690 Charmed. 90 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:26,250 And that's all there was to it. 91 00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:28,470 It was as easy as fishing chips. 92 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:32,650 You know, I'd always heard that the English were a very reserved bunch of 93 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:37,690 people. But this lady here is just a warm, friendly, open -hearted person. 94 00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:39,890 Bird. 95 00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:41,670 And that's me, too. 96 00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:44,910 Just a friendly, friendly guy. 97 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,360 Goodness, the baby is crying. 98 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,760 Oh, shit. 99 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,140 Oh, shit. 100 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,780 How do you... How do you... Hey, keep quiet. This is something to play with. 101 00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:42,940 Right. 102 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,480 Right. Have something? 103 00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,000 Yeah. I got something. 104 00:19:47,380 --> 00:19:50,140 You know, I love kids. 105 00:19:52,780 --> 00:19:54,520 But I don't think I'm cut out to be a father. 106 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,340 Not that I don't have all the moves down pat. 107 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,560 Here, kid, play with this. 108 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:12,960 Oh, hey. 109 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:18,880 Do you feed the baby with this or do you, uh... You feed him with your 110 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,020 I beg your pardon? 111 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,080 What's the matter? Hasn't anyone ever told you you have nice doodads? 112 00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:24,700 Well, uh, yes. 113 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,420 Hasn't she got nice doodads? 114 00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:32,620 Juggle your tits, madame? Oh. 115 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,000 Nobody ever juggle your jugs either, huh? 116 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,060 No. Hey, you know what? 117 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,120 I don't seem to have any tea. 118 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:45,860 But perhaps you could pour us a couple of drinks. Yes, yes, I'll do that. 119 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,920 Good. It's right that way. In the kitchen? 120 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:52,080 Right. Okay, I'll bring them right in. Right. 121 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,320 bedroom, Paula, right? 122 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,600 Right. 123 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,160 Like my pacifier? 124 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:54,240 Oh, suck it to me, Big Ben. 125 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:25,880 Mmm. 126 00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:34,740 um um 127 00:26:19,919 --> 00:26:25,940 Oh, my God. 128 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:10,720 Thank you. 129 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:45,050 Oh, hey, I got an idea. 130 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,950 Yeah? Get the soap. 131 00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:31,600 This is my favorite Sunday brunch. 132 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,860 Okay, enough for you. 133 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:47,360 Can't wait for dinner. 134 00:30:14,550 --> 00:30:15,550 Always be prepared. 135 00:30:16,150 --> 00:30:17,150 It's my motto. 136 00:30:22,890 --> 00:30:24,870 You're probably wondering where the girls are, aren't you? 137 00:30:27,090 --> 00:30:32,390 Well, to tell you the truth, I've never been crazy for nylons in the wash basin 138 00:30:32,390 --> 00:30:36,490 and pin curlers in the bed and all that shit. 139 00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:43,230 Also, I like to sleep when I sleep. I don't go for this poking and... 140 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:46,010 That grab and that shit. 141 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:49,110 Little sweet little nothings in the ear, you know. 142 00:30:51,630 --> 00:30:54,630 Man, you let a girl take over your bed. 143 00:30:55,430 --> 00:30:58,890 And a couple of days later, she'll be trying to take over the whole apartment. 144 00:30:59,790 --> 00:31:00,790 I'm not kidding you. 145 00:31:02,410 --> 00:31:04,530 All the time. Do you love me? Do you love me? 146 00:31:10,170 --> 00:31:11,690 And the thing about me is... 147 00:31:50,570 --> 00:31:54,490 Would you be interested in buying some mint cookies? 148 00:31:55,830 --> 00:31:59,830 Yeah, I'll tell you. Don't I get a free sample first? 149 00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:02,810 Well, they didn't tell me about that. 150 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:06,010 But I guess it could be arranged. 151 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:13,090 Yeah. Well, I would like to taste your pie. 152 00:32:13,870 --> 00:32:16,350 Oh, well, I only have mint cookies. 153 00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:17,830 Oh. 154 00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:21,680 Well, come on right in and we'll talk about it. 155 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,320 Oh, uh, say, how old are you, sweetheart? 156 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,940 Uh, I'm 16. 157 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,180 What's the penalty for statutory rape in this state? 158 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,960 I think it's 20 years. 159 00:32:37,540 --> 00:32:38,640 Thank you very much. 160 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,920 Well, let's talk about it. 161 00:32:50,410 --> 00:32:52,750 Which do you like better, cupcakes or cookies? 162 00:32:53,050 --> 00:32:54,050 I like cupcakes. 163 00:32:58,450 --> 00:32:59,450 So do I. 164 00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:01,250 Oh, dear. Come here. 165 00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:18,990 I am now going to teach you something that's not going to earn you a merit 166 00:33:18,990 --> 00:33:19,990 badge. 167 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:33,510 Sit on my face. 168 00:40:17,190 --> 00:40:18,770 any more Girl Scout cookies today. Aww. 169 00:40:23,010 --> 00:40:29,530 I hate 170 00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:35,550 these fucking cookies. 171 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:50,330 Little girls are nice, you know, but big girls are so much nicer. 172 00:40:51,270 --> 00:40:56,090 It was cold out, but it was such a beautiful day for looking, so I figured 173 00:40:56,090 --> 00:41:02,890 take a little time off from work, you know, when all of a sudden, out of a 174 00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:08,090 blue sky, I'll show you what I mean. 175 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,640 That little fella's a regular matchmaker. 176 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:27,780 Here, come on. 177 00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,820 Say, that little fella seems to like me. 178 00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:35,960 She must really like you. She's not all that friendly with everyone. 179 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:37,600 Oh, really? 180 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,840 How about her mistress? 181 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,000 Well, she's not all that friendly with everyone either. 182 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:49,600 But you have a very nice face. 183 00:41:53,070 --> 00:41:56,470 No, I got a little doggie of my own. Oh, do you? 184 00:41:57,610 --> 00:41:59,830 And does he do tricks? 185 00:42:02,310 --> 00:42:03,350 What kind of tricks? 186 00:42:04,010 --> 00:42:06,670 Well, can he sit up? 187 00:42:07,830 --> 00:42:09,290 If you speak to him nice. 188 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,770 And does he roll over? 189 00:42:14,930 --> 00:42:16,550 If he likes you a lot. 190 00:42:18,510 --> 00:42:19,750 Does he play dead? 191 00:42:21,410 --> 00:42:22,970 Only if you're mean and nasty. 192 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:26,410 Oh, I've never been a nasty to nice animal. 193 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:28,750 Right. 194 00:42:29,690 --> 00:42:31,110 My place or yours? 195 00:42:31,410 --> 00:42:33,030 Oh, don't create problems. 196 00:42:34,310 --> 00:42:35,310 Right. 197 00:42:35,650 --> 00:42:36,650 My place. 198 00:42:39,910 --> 00:42:41,970 Hey, come on in. Just come right in here. 199 00:42:42,170 --> 00:42:43,870 Thank you. Oh, Charlie. 200 00:42:45,070 --> 00:42:48,350 You have excellent taste. Yeah, let me just get rid of the dog there. 201 00:42:48,590 --> 00:42:52,370 Oh, yes, just give her a little bowl of water and she'll stay quietly in there. 202 00:42:52,650 --> 00:42:53,589 Right, will do. 203 00:42:53,590 --> 00:42:57,310 That's best, because violence always makes you so nervous. 204 00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:02,650 Thank you. Just drop it anywhere. It's an old one. 205 00:43:04,090 --> 00:43:05,090 Will do. 206 00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:08,390 So, you sell tennis equipment? 207 00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:09,970 That's my racket. 208 00:43:12,350 --> 00:43:13,350 Do you play? 209 00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:14,980 I do, yeah. 210 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:20,780 It must be very satisfying to feel the thwack of your racket against the ball 211 00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:25,280 hitting that round ball. Like that? 212 00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,260 Yes, but not so fast. 213 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,500 Everything in its proper order. 214 00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:38,860 Oh, thank you. You know, I used to have a lovely friend who was a ping -pong 215 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:39,860 champion. 216 00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:40,979 Oh, yeah? 217 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:43,180 Yes, but I find the thought of... 218 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,180 Tenor is very much more stimulating. 219 00:43:45,740 --> 00:43:46,618 Oh, really? 220 00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:49,740 Yes, it's sort of on a grander scope, you might say. 221 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:51,820 Yeah. Oh, thank you. 222 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,560 Oh! 223 00:43:57,500 --> 00:44:01,440 I had a visit yesterday from a door -to -door salesman of leather goods. 224 00:44:02,660 --> 00:44:04,340 I love leather. 225 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,760 Don't you? 226 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:10,680 Yeah, I like leather. I was so hoping you'd say that. 227 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:12,480 Leather, huh? 228 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,740 You've been a naughty girl. 229 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,720 Yes, I've been a very naughty girl. 230 00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:20,400 I think we're going to have to discipline you. 231 00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:23,020 I thought you'd never ask. 232 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:25,300 Tell me what to do, Master. 233 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,260 Get on your knees. 234 00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:28,680 Oh, yes, Master. 235 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,700 I'm your slave. 236 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,400 I'm your slave. 237 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,220 Tell me what to do. 238 00:44:35,420 --> 00:44:36,420 Unzip me. 239 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,440 Yes. 240 00:44:39,180 --> 00:44:40,180 Oh, yes. 241 00:44:43,470 --> 00:44:44,470 Take it out. 242 00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:48,890 Now suck it. 243 00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:50,270 Oh, yes. 244 00:44:52,570 --> 00:44:55,110 Oh, yes, 245 00:44:56,390 --> 00:44:57,390 suck it. 246 00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:05,390 That's nice. 247 00:45:06,810 --> 00:45:12,410 If you're a good girl, I won't hit you too hard. 248 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:13,780 Yes. 249 00:46:58,660 --> 00:46:59,660 Eat my balls. 250 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:10,300 Take it again. Take it again. Take it again. 251 00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:37,560 Yes. 252 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,360 Oh! Oh! 253 00:48:07,820 --> 00:48:08,820 Oh! 254 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,800 Ouch! Ouch! 255 00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:45,280 Ouch! Ouch! 256 00:49:14,540 --> 00:49:15,540 Be good. 257 00:54:53,770 --> 00:54:57,170 Sometimes you get something sweet, sometimes you get something tart. 258 00:54:57,910 --> 00:55:01,070 And sometimes you eat so much, you couldn't touch another bite. 259 00:55:05,090 --> 00:55:06,090 How do you like that? 260 00:55:06,330 --> 00:55:07,330 I'm hungry again. 261 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,530 I think I'm going to go get something to eat. 262 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:30,320 Let me have a slice of pizza, please. Would you like to say in a regular? 263 00:55:32,020 --> 00:55:37,580 Well, where are you from? Are you from Rome? What do they eat in Rome? 264 00:55:38,380 --> 00:55:40,000 No, I'm just from the city. 265 00:55:41,180 --> 00:55:42,620 Do you want it with anchovies? 266 00:55:43,180 --> 00:55:46,180 Oh, say now, aren't anchovies supposed to make you virile? 267 00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:51,440 I don't think so. My boyfriend eats them by the pound and it doesn't do anything 268 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:52,440 for him. 269 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:54,000 What a shame. 270 00:55:55,029 --> 00:55:58,330 Oh, that's criminal. A beautiful girl like you going to waste. 271 00:55:58,530 --> 00:55:59,690 It's fabulous pizza. 272 00:56:00,830 --> 00:56:02,050 So, here we go again. 273 00:56:02,630 --> 00:56:06,890 Before I finished eating my slice of pie, she agreed to come up to my 274 00:56:06,890 --> 00:56:11,670 after work with another piece of pie, which I expected to be quite spicy. 275 00:56:21,070 --> 00:56:22,290 Say, honey, you know what? 276 00:56:23,210 --> 00:56:25,110 I don't even know your name. What's your name? 277 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:27,150 Sandy. Sandy. 278 00:56:30,150 --> 00:56:31,210 That's a nice name. 279 00:56:31,910 --> 00:56:32,910 Thank you. 280 00:56:35,370 --> 00:56:36,950 You're a beautiful girl, Sandy. 281 00:56:38,870 --> 00:56:39,870 You are. 282 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:41,730 You're beautiful. 283 00:56:42,990 --> 00:56:44,090 Good in bed, too. 284 00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:46,390 Not so bad yourself. 285 00:56:48,170 --> 00:56:49,410 How do you like my place? 286 00:56:50,190 --> 00:56:51,770 Oh, I think it's fabulous. 287 00:56:52,730 --> 00:56:53,730 It's really, really nice. 288 00:56:56,270 --> 00:56:57,270 Could you dig it? 289 00:56:58,370 --> 00:57:00,070 A place like this? 290 00:57:04,110 --> 00:57:05,170 I'd love it. 291 00:57:05,490 --> 00:57:08,130 I've always dreamed about living in a place like this. 292 00:57:09,210 --> 00:57:10,210 Could you? 293 00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:14,530 Could you dig it? 294 00:57:15,310 --> 00:57:17,030 You know, with a guy like me? 295 00:57:21,740 --> 00:57:22,740 Are you serious? 296 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,440 By the way, what's your name? 297 00:57:44,940 --> 00:57:46,840 Ray. My name is Ray. 298 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:01,520 Thank you. 299 01:07:29,230 --> 01:07:30,710 It would really be nice for both of us. 300 01:07:38,430 --> 01:07:39,430 Oh, yeah. 301 01:07:41,030 --> 01:07:42,030 I forgot. 302 01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:49,210 Look, maybe we'll talk about it in the morning.