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-Sweet wheels.
-Right back at you, dawg.

2
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Love the smell of the day
before Christmas in the morning.

3
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There's just nothing quite like
the sweet scent...

4
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...of desperate last-minute
shoppers in the air.

5
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-Jack our prices up 10 percent?
-15. Snooze, you lose.

6
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We're gonna rob them blind.

7
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-Merry Christmas!
-Merry Christmas!

8
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[BOTH LAUGH]

9
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[DOORBELLS CHIME]

10
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Hey, sure is quiet around here.

11
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Bad guys taking a holiday too?
Not that I mind, by the way.

12
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Because the Intersect could certainly use
some down time as well.

13
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Speaking of which, we have a cover date
tomorrow. Christmas at the Bartowskis'.

14
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Oh, uh, thanks for the invitation, Chuck.
But I don't do Christmas.

15
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[CHUCKLES]

16
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I'm sorry, I think you just said
you don't do Christmas.

17
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Look, I would rather not get into it.

18
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But it's Christmas. Look,
I'm not buying the whole Scrooge act.

19
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Okay? Underneath that spy cover
is a regular person just like the rest of us.

20
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I mean, honestly, how weird
could Christmas have been for you?

21
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Christmas at the Burton household
meant the annual Salvation Army con job.

22
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Okay, well, it's a-- Okay, you're
a little different than the rest of us.

23
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But Christmas at the Bartowskis'
means eggnog, p.j.'s...

24
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...a fake gas fire place, and that's right,
Twilight Zone marathons.

25
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I'm not taking no for an answer, Walker.
So prepare to be heart-warmed.

26
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[CHUCKLES]

27
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Oh, thank God you're here, Chuck.
Thank God.

28
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Anna won't speak to me...

29
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...after I balked at the whole
moving-in-together thing.

30
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She thinks you're immature,
afraid to grow up and be an adult?

31
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Exactly, yeah, exactly.
And that's ridiculous.

32
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Do I not look like an adult to you?

33
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[SCOFFS]

34
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[SNICKERS]

35
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[BELLS JINGLING]

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MAN [ON TV]: It's been about an hour.
The chase continues through the valley.

37
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Twenty large says this ends
with the pigs making that punk eat lead.

38
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I say he crashes. We end up
with a stand-off, maybe hostages.

39
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-Never gonna happen.
-Please, you're amateurs.

40
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-This has beat-down written all over it.
-Bring it in, bring it in, everybody.

41
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It's nice to see everyone's
in the Christmas spirit this morning.

42
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-This is how we roll--
MIKE: Bartowski!

43
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Doors open in an hour.
Round up the freaks.

44
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Have everyone meet me
in Santa's village, pronto.

45
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This is it, people. D-day.

46
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You ready for war?

47
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You got what it takes?

48
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Take a sniff, Grimes!

49
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[SNIFFS]

50
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Tell this band of misfits
what you smell.

51
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Absolutely. Uh, coffee, hazelnut, maybe?

52
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Uh, glazed bear claw.

53
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[SNIFFS]

54
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-Cream-filled perhaps?
-I'm not talking about my breakfast.

55
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I'm talking about profits. People are lazy.

56
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They'll be looking to purchase
last-minute gifts.

57
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Which is why
we raised our prices 15 percent.

58
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We're looking at a record sales day,
as long as you people don't screw it up.

59
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So don't!

60
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-Hey, thank you.
-Hey, what's going on?

61
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We, uh, decided we beat the rush...

62
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...and, uh, take advantage
of the friends and family discount.

63
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Oh, don't worry
about getting me a gift, babe.

64
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-You already did.
-I did?

65
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Yeah, I took it upon myself
since you never know what to get me.

66
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Oh, that's great. What did I get you?

67
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Weekend sky-diving trip with the boys
in Crested Butte, 10,000-foot free-fall.

68
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-Awesome.
MIKE: Chuck!

69
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-Santa's village.
-Uh, yeah.

70
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Hey, great, I gotta get back
to work. You kids have fun.

71
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Great. So, uh, my present to my fiancé
is a ticket to death.

72
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Babe, it's completely safe.
Besides, I need the adrenaline rush.

73
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A little sense of danger in my life.

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[SIGHS]

75
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What?

76
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MAN [ON TV]: Okay, the suspect
has just gotten off the 5 freeway.

77
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-And right now....
-Oh, man, the cops look pissed.

78
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-I'm so winning the pool.
-Christmas sucks.

79
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[POLICE SIRENS BLARING ON TV]

80
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MAN [ON TV]:
Action News reporting as police continue...

81
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...their chase
through downtown Burbank.

82
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If anything, he appears to be picking up
speed in this residential neighborhood.

83
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We'd like to warn anyone in the area that
this is an extremely dangerous situation.

84
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[POLICE SIRENS BLARING NEARBY]

85
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It appears the perpetrator
has just turned off Burbank Boulevard...

86
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...into a shopping complex, he's not
slowing down, he's not slowing down!

87
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[ALL SHOUT]

88
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God.

89
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MAN [ON TV]:
Wow, an unbelievable ending to a pursuit...

90
00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,055
...that lasted the better part of an hour.

91
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We'll continue to keep you updated.
Let's hope that everyone inside is okay.

92
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All right, nobody move.

93
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Pay up, suckers.

94
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Hi. Welcome to the Buy More.

95
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And merry Christmas.

96
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER
OVER RADIO]

97
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[SIRENS WAILING]

98
00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,744
Not good, not good. Oh, boy.

99
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Okay, Ned, just calm down.
Think, think, think.

100
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Hi, hi.

101
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Uh, my name's Nathan Edward Rhyerson.

102
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Uh, people like to call me Ned.

103
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I'm sorry about the entrance.

104
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[NED GROANS]

105
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Can someone please tell me
who's in charge here?

106
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[IN UNISON]
Chuck!

107
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Actually, I'm not technically in charge.

108
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I don't wanna hurt anyone, Chuck.

109
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So as long as no one gets brave,
no one gets shot, okay?

110
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Okay, okay....

111
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I think we're safe. Yeah.

112
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Um, this store has a very strict,
no-bravery policy.

113
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Okay, okay.

114
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Everyone, uh, get over there
by the Santa's village.

115
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Now, come on!

116
00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,003
Uh, Chuck.

117
00:07:02,171 --> 00:07:03,505
Where's the security system?

118
00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,924
It, um....

119
00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,009
Okay, just follow me.

120
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Right over here.

121
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Are there any other ways
in and out of the store?

122
00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:19,229
Um, yeah, they're all locked down
because we technically haven't opened yet.

123
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Good, then lock it down.

124
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What's going on?

125
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Oh, great. I step out of work
one time, I miss all the fun.

126
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The suspect's name is Nathan Rhyerson.

127
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He is a civilian. No record.

128
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Not even a speeding ticket
in the past 10 years.

129
00:07:51,220 --> 00:07:55,432
Well, Nathan picked himself the
wrong place to be naughty instead of nice.

130
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I get to play with my new toy
I got myself.

131
00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:01,021
General, if we go in guns blazing,
Chuck's cover will be blown.

132
00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:04,065
The guy seems timid,
not someone local P.D. couldn't handle.

133
00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,736
-What are you saying, Agent Walker?
-Chuck has family and friends in there.

134
00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:09,362
And if we blow Chuck's cover...

135
00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:13,575
...then not only he will have to go
underground, but so will everyone else.

136
00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,077
We'll try it Agent Walker's way first.

137
00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:19,331
Slip into Buy More from Castle
and see if you can remove Chuck...

138
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...without calling attention to yourselves
or the asset, understood?

139
00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,087
Understood.

140
00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:28,381
Are you okay, major?

141
00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,091
Hmm?

142
00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,303
Oh, uh, just paper cuts.

143
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I'm on gift-wrap station right now,
general.

144
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It's an electronics store, major.
Not Basrah.

145
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Get it under control.

146
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[SIRENS WAILING]

147
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This is Maureen Mitsubishi,
KPFW news...

148
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,114
...reporting from the Buy More,
where unlucky employees...

149
00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:57,786
...are spending the day before Christmas
with a gunman instead of their loved ones.

150
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,456
-Who's in charge here?
-Well, I am, sir.

151
00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,334
Al Powell, Burbank P.D. Who are you?

152
00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,836
Lieutenant Mauser,
hostage negotiator, L.A.P.D.

153
00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:08,797
-Mm-hm.
-So, what's it look like in there?

154
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,550
Well, all indications are everybody's safe.

155
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,468
This guy's an amateur.

156
00:09:13,636 --> 00:09:16,263
Good news is that my cousin Mike
is the store manager.

157
00:09:16,430 --> 00:09:19,391
And if I know Mike,
he'll have everything under control.

158
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,600
Hmm.

159
00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,482
MIKE:
Why today?

160
00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,486
You know how much money I'm losing?
Our shoppers are gonna go to Large Mart.

161
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,572
There, there, big man. Just eat.

162
00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,907
-It's gonna be okay.
-It is?

163
00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:39,661
Of course it is.
Every news outlet is out there.

164
00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:41,329
Any publicity is good publicity.

165
00:09:42,164 --> 00:09:43,832
Yeah.

166
00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,169
Besides, my cousin Big Al's a cop.
Half of L.A.P.D. will be here.

167
00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,714
We can get this store back open
for business by lunch, right?

168
00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:52,424
Hmm, maybe.

169
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:03,184
Hey? Hey, Ned, it's Chuck.

170
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,189
That's a terrible picture of me.

171
00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:12,277
Hey, you can put your hands down.

172
00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:16,197
You know, truth is I'm really not a bad guy
once you get to know me.

173
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:21,036
When you're not crashing your car into
electronics stores and waving a gun around?

174
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,412
Yeah.

175
00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,373
Look, I know it's no excuse,
but I lost my job, man.

176
00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:29,419
All I wanted was to get a few gifts for
my kids so we could celebrate Christmas.

177
00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,838
And the next thing you know,
I'm the next O.J.

178
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:33,465
What am I gonna do, Chuck?

179
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,634
They're gonna put me in jail, aren't they?

180
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,553
No. No, maybe not.

181
00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,721
Maybe not, you know?

182
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:43,350
Uh, I mean, you haven't
hurt anyone yet, right?

183
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,477
So maybe if you give up...

184
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,938
...they'll work out some sort of deal,
probation or something.

185
00:10:49,106 --> 00:10:51,024
Oh, why would they do that?

186
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:57,364
Look, keep this between us,
but I know some people.

187
00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:01,743
People who could make all this go away
as long as you don't do anything stupid.

188
00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,078
Like who?

189
00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:13,755
[PHONE RINGS]

190
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,758
-Who's calling?
-Um, that's probably the police.

191
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,760
Maybe they wanna know
what's happening.

192
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,596
I don't wanna talk to anyone.
You think you can answer it?

193
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,932
Yeah, I'll just....

194
00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,059
Nerd Herd. How can I help you?

195
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:29,270
This is Lieutenant Mauser, L.A.P.D.
Who am I speaking with?

196
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,606
Uh, this is Chuck Bartowski.
Nerd Herd supervisor.

197
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,274
Chuck, I'm gonna need to talk to Ned.

198
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,068
He wants to talk to you.

199
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,945
He doesn't wanna talk to you.

200
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,154
[SCOFFS]

201
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:42,450
Okay, then you and I are gonna
have to work through this ourselves.

202
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:46,579
-So tell me, is there anyone hurt in there?
-No, nobody's hurt, everybody's okay.

203
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:49,124
Uh, Ned--
Uh, is it okay if I call you, Ned?

204
00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:50,458
-Sure, Ned's fine.
CHUCK: Okay.

205
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,796
Uh, Ned explicitly told me
that he wants absolutely no trouble.

206
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,132
Tell him to send out a hostage
as a sign of good faith.

207
00:11:57,299 --> 00:12:00,468
He says that you should send out
a hostage as a sign of good faith.

208
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:03,596
Good God, pick me, pick me, pick me.

209
00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:04,806
Pick me. Oh, sorry.

210
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,644
My 86-year-old mother
is dying of a very rare disease.

211
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,312
It's leukoplakia.

212
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,399
And she needs me, her bo-bo.

213
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:19,821
Uh, okay, fine, send him.

214
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,157
Oh, thank you, thank you.

215
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,951
Oh, ho, ho. Can I give you--?

216
00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:26,578
[EMMETT SIGHS]

217
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,664
Oh, thank you, thank you. Thank you.

218
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,252
We're sending someone out.

219
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,171
We got one hostage coming out, folks.

220
00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:39,924
That scoundrel.
I bet Bartowski worked out a deal.

221
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:43,011
Yeah, Chuck let Emmett go
so he could get better lunch shifts.

222
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:46,514
He's selling us down the river.
Making a sweetheart deal for himself.

223
00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:50,435
Guess it's prison rules now.
Every man for himself.

224
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,730
EMMETT:
Aah! Oh, my God.

225
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,815
Oh. Who's got a phone?
Who's got a phone?

226
00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,734
I need to call my lawyer, my therapist.

227
00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,612
I need to call my mother,
and I need to call my yogi.

228
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,240
Maureen Mitsubishi continuing to cover
the story at the Burbank Buy More...

229
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:07,535
...where it seems a hostage
has just been released.

230
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,206
I'm Lieutenant Mauser, L.A.P.D.
Who are you?

231
00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,500
I'm the assistant manager,
Emmett Milbarge.

232
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:15,210
-Hmm.
-That's two T's, two M's--

233
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:18,379
Tell me, tell me, Emmett,
uh, what's going on inside there?

234
00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:22,217
What's going on inside
is the greatest sales event of the season.

235
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:26,221
That's right. We have got the best deals
in town on all your electronic needs.

236
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:29,724
MAUSER [ON TV]: No, no, no, Emmett,
I meant the perp. Is he dangerous?

237
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,227
EMMETT [ON TV]:
Oh, ha-ha-ha. Dangerous?

238
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:35,480
The only thing dangerous
is how low we have slashed our prices.

239
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,565
God bless that man.

240
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,401
Uh, so, uh....

241
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:44,489
Hey, Chuck, where are these people
that can get me out of this?

242
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,698
[DOOR CLICKS]

243
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,367
Um....

244
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,747
They're, uh, closer than you think.

245
00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:55,875
Can I use the bathroom?

246
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,754
I mean, the store's already locked down.
So I can't really go anywhere.

247
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,756
Hey, yeah. Sure, of course.

248
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,593
All right, well, be back in a sec.

249
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,937
About time the cavalry showed up.
So, what's the plan?

250
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,690
Lock you in the Castle until this is over.
Come on.

251
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,942
Whoa, hey, what about Ellie,
Morgan, everyone else?

252
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,111
We're instructed to remove you
and only you.

253
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,196
There's a team coming
to extract the rest.

254
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:28,116
-They'll be in good hands.
-I'm not gonna leave my sister.

255
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,451
There are rules, and we have
to follow them. Let's go.

256
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:33,121
There are rules,
but there's a time to break them.

257
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,622
Get in the hatch, Bartowski.

258
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,750
Your emotions cloud your judgment.
Nothing bad will happen.

259
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:41,296
-Now, please, come on.
-I can't take that chance.

260
00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,506
NED:
Chuck, is that you?

261
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:44,757
[WHISPERS]
Shut it, shut it.

262
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,761
-Aah!
-No, no, no, Ned.

263
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,765
-Chuck, what's going on?
-Ned, please, please, don't shoot that gun.

264
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,059
-Who are they?
-They're harmless, okay?

265
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,478
Look, they heard your crash, and they hid.
This is Sarah.

266
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:58,980
-Hi.
-Hi.

267
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,232
And this is John Casey.
Who's even more harmless.

268
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,569
-John Casey.
-Ned, please, just uncock the gun.

269
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,409
Okay. Uh, how do I do that?

270
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,828
Because, uh, truth is I've never used
one of these before.

271
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,165
-There's probably a button, like a safety.
-No, no, no!

272
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,374
[GUNSHOT]

273
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:19,751
Oh, my God, Chuck.

274
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,381
We have gunfire.
I repeat, we hear gunfire.

275
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,467
NED: Oh, my God!
-Oh!

276
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,594
-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, are you okay?
-Ah.

277
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,096
I didn't mean to shoot you. I promise.

278
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:35,016
We need a SWAT team
down here pronto.

279
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,353
It's okay, everyone. It was a mistake.

280
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:41,814
An accidental shooting.
But Casey is gonna be just fine.

281
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,192
Idiot. You owe me a toe, Bartowski.

282
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,027
[LAUGHS]

283
00:15:47,863 --> 00:15:49,447
DEVON:
There.

284
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,117
You're gonna be okay, John.
A lot of people get by with nine toes.

285
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,872
-I'm getting by fine with eight.
-How much is a toe worth to Casey?

286
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,583
-Why?
-Maybe there's a finder's fee.

287
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,086
[WHISPERS]
You know, I survived three wars...

288
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,880
...without so much
as losing a finger nail before I met you.

289
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,132
Look, I'm really sorry
about your toe, John.

290
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,886
But I had the situation under control.
You're the one who scared him.

291
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,722
-You okay?
-I'm just scared.

292
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,642
I've never been this close
to a gun before.

293
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:19,519
Yeah, me neither.

294
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,773
You know what, we'll be okay.
We just have to stick together.

295
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:34,492
Big Mike, Morgan, Jeff, Lester.
Come here, get over here.

296
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:38,454
I don't know about you guys,
but I've had enough.

297
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,416
We need to take him out
before anyone else gets hurt.

298
00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:42,625
He's right.

299
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:45,378
The store closes at midnight.
We got lots of merchandise to move.

300
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,005
Fellas, I don't know, man.

301
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,048
Time to be a man, Morgan.

302
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,051
Yeah, I'll do it, I'm in.

303
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,137
-So am I.
CHUCK: Wait, hold on, wait.

304
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,722
This is a very bad idea, okay?

305
00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:58,641
Ned shot Casey on accident.
He's not trying to hurt anybody.

306
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,644
-Let the police handle this.
-Let the cops handle this.

307
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,272
I know you guys work at a Buy More,
but I'm a doctor.

308
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:08,776
Okay, I take risks every day.
This is a matter of life or death.

309
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:12,697
Someone needs to man up and take action.
Someone needs to be a hero.

310
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,907
No, they don't, Devon.

311
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:18,494
Being a hero is being alive
to take care of your friends and family.

312
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,871
[PHONE RINGING]

313
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,123
Chuck, Chuck.

314
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,917
-They keep calling, you better answer it.
CHUCK: Yeah, coming.

315
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,211
Don't do anything, do nothing.
I will be right back.

316
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:34,010
Hey, hey, I, uh, feel terrible
about shooting your friend's toe off.

317
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:38,181
No, no, no, that's okay.
Sometimes I feel like shooting him myself.

318
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,975
-This is Chuck.
-Okay, okay, talk to me, Chuck.

319
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,769
We heard gunfire, what's going on?

320
00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:45,480
Everything's under control.
Everything is just fine.

321
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,648
There was an accidental shot fired.

322
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:51,069
And someone lost the majority of their toe,
but besides that, everything's okay.

323
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,278
[GRUMBLES]

324
00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,655
-I wanna talk to him now.
-He wants to talk to you.

325
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,158
Huh? Well, ask him what he wants.

326
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,701
MAUSER:
I wanna know his demands.

327
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:02,038
-He wants to know what your demands are.
-I don't know.

328
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,873
Uh, I have to think about it.

329
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:09,837
-Can you call back in like five minutes?
-Yeah, yeah.

330
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:17,512
So, uh, what are you gonna do, Ned?

331
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:20,932
Well, maybe I should call my wife.

332
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,975
She always knows what to do
in these situations.

333
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:24,477
Yeah, that's a great idea.

334
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,604
Maybe you could let everyone else
make a call too.

335
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:29,690
Check in with their loved ones.
Let them know that they're safe.

336
00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:35,696
Okay, Chuck. Yeah.

337
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,043
Hi, honey. It's me.

338
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,629
Uh, I'm okay.

339
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:56,050
Look, uh, I know
this is gonna sound bad, but....

340
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,845
-Hey, Mom and Dad.
-Hi, guys.

341
00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:01,222
Yeah, everything's awesome.

342
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:04,225
Well, not really, but we'll be okay.

343
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,105
[PHONE RINGS ON LINE]

344
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,899
WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: Hi there,
you've reached the love chat line.

345
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,527
Looking to chat with someone special?
Press 1.

346
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:15,945
[BEEPS]

347
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,739
MAN [OVER PHONE]:
Lompoc correctional institute.

348
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:23,369
Yes, I'd like to speak to prisoner 27318.

349
00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,830
A.k.a. Mom.

350
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:34,046
-Hey, baby.
-Save your breath, Morgan.

351
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:37,550
Hey, Big Mike.
How you holding up in there, partner?

352
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,927
Surviving, partner.

353
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,888
Any shoppers lining up out there?

354
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:46,434
Mother? Johnny boy.

355
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,533
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

356
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,247
Hi, Chuck.

357
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,333
-Where are you?
CHUCK [OVER PHONE]: DVD's.

358
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,251
I'm in the romantic-comedy section.

359
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:16,797
Although for irony's sake, I suppose
I should probably be in hostage-thrillers.

360
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,257
[BEEPS]

361
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,181
So, uh, Ned let everyone call
their loved ones.

362
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,309
That was pretty smart to call me.
Protect our cover.

363
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:32,230
Yeah, well, you are my girlfriend.
Sort of.

364
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:38,152
So does that mean your offer
still stands for Christmas?

365
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,697
See, I knew you could be heart-warmed.

366
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,908
[CHUCK CHUCKLES]

367
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,993
I actually, um....

368
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,995
I have something for you.

369
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,373
I was gonna give it to you tomorrow...

370
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:54,085
...but considering the circumstances,
I kind of wanna give it to you today.

371
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:58,506
Chuck, we're gonna get out of here.
We'll be fine, I promise.

372
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,012
Wow. Ha, ha.

373
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,306
That's beautiful.

374
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,600
It's good luck.

375
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,936
It was my mom's charm bracelet.

376
00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:16,816
My dad gave it to her
when Ellie was born.

377
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,654
Oh, Chuck, I can't take this.
This is something real.

378
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:25,032
Something that you should give
to a real girlfriend.

379
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,495
I know.

380
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,916
[PHONE RINGING]

381
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,419
Chuck.

382
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,879
Duty calls.

383
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,098
-Hey, this is Chuck.
-Chuck, what does he want?

384
00:21:49,766 --> 00:21:51,976
It's Lieutenant Mauser.
He wants to know what you want.

385
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,478
I wanna go home
and spend Christmas with my family.

386
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:07,241
All right, tell him I'm coming in, Chuck.
I'm unarmed.

387
00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:11,579
I just wanna talk so we can get him
and everybody else home for Christmas.

388
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,414
Okay.

389
00:22:14,249 --> 00:22:17,418
Okay, all right, yeah,
I'm gonna come open the door right now.

390
00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,800
[PANEL BEEPING]

391
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,804
[DOOR SHUTS]

392
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,516
I'm completely unarmed, Ned.

393
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:35,186
Just wanna talk this out.

394
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,021
Chuck, you come back over here.

395
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:48,532
-Okay, I don't wanna go to jail.
-It's okay.

396
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,034
We're gonna work on that.

397
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:54,121
But in the meantime, what do you say
you and I make a trade, okay?

398
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:58,334
Me, for two of your hostages.

399
00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:02,671
It would make people out there
feel a whole lot easier.

400
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:05,132
Yeah, in here too.

401
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,140
Okay, okay.

402
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:15,935
-Two people can go.
-Okay, good, good.

403
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,063
Um, what do you say
we start with the injured man?

404
00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,273
He looks like he needs medical attention.

405
00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:23,025
I'm fine, I'm good.

406
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,111
-Let Ellie go.
-No, no, Casey.

407
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:28,239
Thank you, but you need to go,
your toe could be infected.

408
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,867
Chuck, you've been a good friend to me.

409
00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,994
So I'm gonna return the favor.

410
00:23:34,162 --> 00:23:36,288
I'm gonna let your girlfriend go.

411
00:23:36,998 --> 00:23:38,582
No!

412
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,460
Chuck?

413
00:23:42,462 --> 00:23:43,754
-Ouch.
-Yikes.

414
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:46,674
Gonna be a cold Christmas
at the Bartowski's.

415
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,050
Oh, no, he didn't.

416
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,095
Heh, I didn't-- I don't--

417
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,223
I don't mean
I don't want my girlfriend to leave...

418
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:59,311
...because clearly I would really like for
Sarah to leave and be out of harm's way.

419
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:03,441
That's not what I'm saying,
what I'm saying is that....

420
00:24:09,072 --> 00:24:11,490
I'm not your only friend here, Ned.

421
00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:14,076
You've endeared yourself
into the hearts of everyone here.

422
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,955
I think we're all friends. We're a family,
we've gone through a lot, haven't we?

423
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,708
So we should all leave,
why don't we all leave together?

424
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,170
-No, just those two.
-Okay.

425
00:24:24,337 --> 00:24:25,629
[CASEY GROANS]

426
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,300
[WHISPERS]
Our team just arrived.

427
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,051
Don't do anything stupid.

428
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:34,805
Maybe the rest of us can get out of here
without losing an appendage.

429
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,933
Uh, Chuck, it's okay.

430
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,060
[SIGHS]

431
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:43,105
[WHISPERS]
Trust me, I'll never let anyone hurt you.

432
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:45,107
Okay.

433
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,901
[SIGHS]

434
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,868
[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]

435
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,745
[DOOR SHUTS]

436
00:25:06,129 --> 00:25:08,255
-Good to finally meet you face to face.
-Yeah.

437
00:25:08,423 --> 00:25:12,259
Did a hell of job.
Pretty impressive for a retail jockey.

438
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,471
I just want all this over
as soon as possible.

439
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:19,433
Well, so do I, Chuck. So do I.

440
00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:32,112
Hey, don't worry about it, buddy.
I'm a pro.

441
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:36,200
Everything is gonna be just fine, okay?

442
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:46,001
Wait, wait, wait.

443
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,630
Chuck, look, you did a good job,
but I'll take it from here, okay?

444
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,800
Yeah, but you know what?
Um, Ned is really uptight.

445
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:56,554
So maybe I should go over there
and tell him that you're taking over.

446
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,931
Kind of put him at ease
so he doesn't get upset.

447
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,392
-You've developed a little trust, did you?
-Yeah.

448
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,687
Okay, well, yeah. Good idea.

449
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,856
Go-- Good.

450
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:14,655
Ned, you have to listen to me
very carefully.

451
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,283
This guy Mauser, he's no good.
He's not a good guy.

452
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:19,201
-We cannot trust him.
-Why not?

453
00:26:19,369 --> 00:26:21,662
We've to let everybody out
of the store right now.

454
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,373
Well, if I let everyone out,
then I won't have bargaining chips.

455
00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,001
I can't go to jail, Chuck.

456
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,130
Okay, look, the people I was talking about,
the people that can help?

457
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,716
They work for the government, see?
They'll protect me.

458
00:26:33,883 --> 00:26:36,343
That's the only bargaining chip
that you need.

459
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:39,263
You have to trust me.
You need to let everyone go.

460
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,765
I haven't let you down yet, have I?

461
00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:44,768
Thanks, Chuck. I'll take it from here.

462
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:48,188
Okay, okay.

463
00:26:52,986 --> 00:26:54,486
Well, Ned?

464
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:58,324
It's time the rubber hits the road.
What do you say we make a deal?

465
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,162
Hmm?

466
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:07,374
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]

467
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:10,127
OFFICER: Here you go, sir.
-Hey, no, that's okay, that's okay.

468
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,380
-You need medical attention.
-No, I'm fine, let's end this.

469
00:27:13,548 --> 00:27:14,590
How's it look in there?

470
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,134
He seemed to calm down
after he talked to his wife.

471
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,012
Yeah, where is she?
I mean, you didn't bring her down here?

472
00:27:20,221 --> 00:27:22,806
Wife, what wife?
There's no record of Ned being married.

473
00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:32,566
He's right.
There's no record of him being married.

474
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:37,571
We saw him make a call, trace it and see
if we can find out who he's speaking to.

475
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,910
DEVON:
Look, boys.

476
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,745
This guy is tired and frazzled.

477
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,915
I say we take him out.
Anyone else play ball in college?

478
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,416
-Linebacker.
-I did not.

479
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,044
I played "Madden" on PlayStation 3,
does that count?

480
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,921
Be bold, Morgan.

481
00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,133
-All right, I'm in.
-All right.

482
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,177
Listen up, it's called the picket fence.

483
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,763
Big Mike and I'll be the flanks, all right?

484
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:06,308
Morgan, you're the sacrificial lamb.
Jeff, Lester, coming up from behind.

485
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,019
Why are we coming from behind?
It seems awkward.

486
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:11,897
-I need everybody--
-Hey, hey, what are you doing?

487
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,400
Well, we're taking this guy out. You in?

488
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:17,945
No, and neither are you.
This situation's way too dangerous.

489
00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:22,741
Please, Devon.
If you love Ellie, don't do this.

490
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,165
Okay, Chuck. You win.

491
00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:33,711
Chuck, can I talk to you a minute?

492
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:35,838
[SIGHS]

493
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:38,882
Remember, don't be awesome.

494
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,971
Hey.

495
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,015
Well, Chuck. Looks like Ned and I
worked the whole thing out.

496
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:50,227
That's great. I'll just go tell everybody
that we can leave.

497
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:53,147
No, no, no, not just yet, but soon.

498
00:28:53,314 --> 00:28:56,442
First you and I
need to work something out on our own.

499
00:28:56,860 --> 00:28:58,318
I don't understand.

500
00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:00,529
You see, Fulcrum knows
John Casey's NSA.

501
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,785
Person he called is in the Buy More now.

502
00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,746
MAUSER:
The, uh, yogurt girl's CIA.

503
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:12,166
Oh, my God. Chuck.

504
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:13,959
MAUSER:
We've lost agents to these two.

505
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,879
We knew they were here protecting
someone, we didn't know who.

506
00:29:17,046 --> 00:29:18,547
So we caused a little ruckus.

507
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:22,301
Sent Ned inside to see
who they would rush to protect.

508
00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:25,888
Turns out they're protecting you.

509
00:29:26,723 --> 00:29:29,433
[CHUCKLES]

510
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,478
I have no idea
what you're talking about, lieutenant.

511
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,146
Do you see, uh, Ned over there?

512
00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:39,109
I'd hate to see him
shoot your pretty little sister...

513
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,862
...if he thought you were not
cooperating with me.

514
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:48,035
Look, um, I'm just an analyst.
Okay, please, don't hurt anyone.

515
00:29:48,203 --> 00:29:50,537
Chuck, you're way more
than just an analyst.

516
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:52,331
We did a background check on you.

517
00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:56,126
Turns out you were
college roommates with Bryce Larkin.

518
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,379
The same Bryce Larkin
that stole the Intersect from us.

519
00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:03,342
-Bryce Larkin is dead.
-And I'm done negotiating.

520
00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:05,636
[GUN COCKS]

521
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,597
Wait, wait, wait, stop him.

522
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,516
Stop him, please stop him.

523
00:30:13,394 --> 00:30:14,394
What do you want?

524
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:17,231
I wanna know where Bryce Larkin
and the Intersect are.

525
00:30:18,441 --> 00:30:23,362
And if I think you're lying,
even a little bit, your sister dies.

526
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,242
Where's Bryce Larkin?

527
00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,833
-I don't know.
-Then I'm really sorry.

528
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,584
But I know where the Intersect is.

529
00:30:39,254 --> 00:30:40,254
Where?

530
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,513
It's right here.

531
00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:03,485
All right, Chuck,
this is how it's gonna play out.

532
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:07,281
Ned's gonna release
another hostage. You.

533
00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:09,992
Then you and I are gonna go out
and get into an ambulance...

534
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:12,578
...which will take you
to a secure Fulcrum facility.

535
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:14,204
Where you'll stay.

536
00:31:18,293 --> 00:31:21,169
I'm never gonna see
my sister again, am I?

537
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,463
No.

538
00:31:26,509 --> 00:31:29,303
Well, then, would you mind
if I said goodbye to her, please?

539
00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,973
Okay.

540
00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:40,147
But if you say or do anything
to call attention to me or your situation...

541
00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:43,984
...Ned's gonna shoot her, capiche?

542
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,319
Yeah.

543
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,073
Oh, good, good.

544
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,659
Go ahead.

545
00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:04,338
-They're letting me go.
-Oh, thank God.

546
00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:06,131
[LAUGHS]

547
00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:07,674
[SIGHS]

548
00:32:07,842 --> 00:32:11,261
Goodbye, Ellie.
You know how much I love you, right?

549
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:14,932
Hey, hey, ha-ha-ha, cheer up.
It will be okay.

550
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:18,518
You're acting like you're never
gonna see me again, it's okay.

551
00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:20,228
See you in a bit, Chuck.

552
00:32:21,105 --> 00:32:24,691
Listen, there's a time to be brave
and a time to be timid.

553
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:27,027
This is the time to be brave. Do it.

554
00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:29,738
Right on, bro.

555
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:34,451
MAUREEN: Sir, sir, over here,
can we get a statement, sir?

556
00:32:41,709 --> 00:32:43,710
Maureen Mitsubishi
back at the Buy More...

557
00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:46,380
...where apparently another hostage
has just been released.

558
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:51,760
We're not sure of his identity,
but he does appear to be unharmed.

559
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:53,762
Fulcrum's got Chuck.

560
00:32:54,555 --> 00:32:55,806
-Everybody ready?
-Yeah.

561
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,849
Hands in.

562
00:32:58,184 --> 00:32:59,726
[IN UNISON]
Break.

563
00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:06,066
-Oh, I hope they're not doing anything risky.
-Morgan's with them.

564
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:09,111
Trust me,
you've got nothing to worry about.

565
00:33:50,319 --> 00:33:51,528
[SCREAMING]

566
00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,874
ELLIE:
Oh.

567
00:34:05,001 --> 00:34:06,293
CASEY:
Go, go, go.

568
00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:08,045
[BOTH PANTING]

569
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,463
They're getting away with Chuck.

570
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:10,797
[CASEY GRUNTS]

571
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,434
[PANTING]

572
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,852
MAUSER:
Get back here!

573
00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:35,155
He's breathing, he's fine.
That was really stupid, Devon.

574
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,742
Well, at least he's not afraid
to take risks, like Morgan.

575
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,244
Finally, this is getting interesting.

576
00:34:41,871 --> 00:34:44,706
Okay, who's next?

577
00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:47,918
You?

578
00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,518
[SHOUTS]

579
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,565
[MIKE GRUNTS]

580
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:17,906
[GUN COCKS]

581
00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:20,075
MORGAN:
Anna, did you see that?

582
00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:23,245
Lester, are you okay?

583
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:24,996
[WHIMPERS]

584
00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:27,874
That was so brave.

585
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:34,214
In times of crisis,
a man needs to step up.

586
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:38,552
Come on, be a man. I think they say.

587
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,248
[SHOUTS]

588
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,419
-Lieutenant Mauser's Fulcrum, so is Ned.
-I know.

589
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:15,589
-Everyone in the store is in danger.
-Our team's moving in now.

590
00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:18,425
I need you to run back
as fast as you can to the Castle.

591
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:21,261
-I can't leave you alone.
-Your safety's more important.

592
00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:24,347
Now, leave and don't turn back. Go.

593
00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:27,350
Go.

594
00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:53,627
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

595
00:37:03,304 --> 00:37:04,554
[GROANS]

596
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,474
[CHUCKLES]

597
00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,952
[GUN COCKS]

598
00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:29,829
[SIGHS]

599
00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:35,835
You may have beaten me,
Agent Walker, but Fulcrum's won.

600
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:39,506
I know Chuck Bartowski's the Intersect.

601
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,049
Chuck's secret is safe.

602
00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:43,802
And you're going straight
to a CIA detention facility...

603
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,554
...never to be seen or heard from again.

604
00:37:46,722 --> 00:37:50,058
Well, you go right ahead, Agent Walker.

605
00:37:51,143 --> 00:37:53,103
Arrest me.

606
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,354
[SIGHS]

607
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:55,939
But say goodbye to Chuck.

608
00:37:56,732 --> 00:37:59,526
You see, I'm not like those
other Fulcrum agents.

609
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:02,362
They'll do whatever it takes to find me.

610
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:03,571
And when they do...

611
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:08,368
...every Fulcrum agent we have
is gonna know Chuck's the Intersect.

612
00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:13,623
It's gonna be the end
of his pathetic existence.

613
00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:22,716
So take me in, Agent Walker.
I'm ready to go.

614
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:39,566
[GRUNTS]

615
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:47,592
-How you doing?
-Okay.

616
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,719
I thought I was gonna lose you there
for a minute.

617
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:51,805
Ha-ha-ha. It was hell, but I survived.

618
00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:53,765
-Hey, you hungry?
-I could eat.

619
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:04,984
DEVON:
Ellie.

620
00:40:05,694 --> 00:40:08,196
I thought you'd like to know
that I cancelled my trip.

621
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:10,949
Are you sure?
I thought you needed more excitement.

622
00:40:11,117 --> 00:40:13,868
I've had all the excitement I need, honey.

623
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,544
-Thanks.
-For what?

624
00:40:22,711 --> 00:40:25,505
Staying with me.
I would've been alone tonight.

625
00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:27,674
Mm, me too.

626
00:40:40,980 --> 00:40:42,439
Gross.

627
00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,236
[CHUCKLES]

628
00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,038
Chuck.

629
00:41:00,583 --> 00:41:02,041
[CHUCK SIGHS]

630
00:41:02,209 --> 00:41:03,293
SARAH:
Mm.

631
00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:06,588
It's okay, you're safe.
I got the Fulcrum agent.

632
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,632
-What happened to him?
-I arrested him.

633
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:13,553
Casey's taking him
to a secure facility as we speak.

634
00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:19,017
It's okay, he's gonna go to jail.
He'll never bother you again.

635
00:41:21,395 --> 00:41:22,729
DEVON:
Merry Christmas, guys.

636
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:25,899
SARAH: Merry Christmas.
ELLIE: Merry Christmas, ha-ha-ha.

637
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,192
Merry Christmas, Chuck.

638
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,069
It's not gonna be one
we're gonna forget soon, ha, ha.

639
00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:31,237
Yeah.

640
00:41:31,405 --> 00:41:34,073
ELLIE: Oh, that looks fantastic on you.
-Thank you, ha, ha.

641
00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:37,744
ELLIE: I'm so glad that it fit.
-Yeah, me too.

642
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,557
Let me ask you something.

643
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:03,269
What do you do when you see
your girlfriend do something so horrific...

644
00:42:03,437 --> 00:42:06,481
...it gets permanently burned
into your brain?

645
00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:07,690
[MORGAN SCOFFS]

646
00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,192
I don't know, buddy.

647
00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:13,571
But I know exactly what you mean.

648
00:42:56,031 --> 00:42:58,032
[ENGLISH SDH]