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[ Sniffs ]

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[ Man ]  Here,
at the London Plaza Theater,

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we are privileged
to be watching...

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a very special
demonstration cut today,
ladies and gentlemen.

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Raymond Robertson.

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[ Applause ]
[ Coughing ]

7
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<i>Last year's winner</i>
<i>of the British Hairdressing</i>
<i>Championships.</i>

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And the year before that,
and since I'm counting,

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Perm of the Year Award
1978 and '79.

10
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Redken Salon of the Century
runner-up, 1995.

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International Team Member,
Helsinki Women's Blow Dry, 1998.

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Raymond Robertson.

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Gentlemen, ladies.

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I have an announcement
to make...

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that will change the face
of this town forever.

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Something of a coup.

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That's with a "P", Stanley,
if I say so myself.
[ Clears Throat ]

18
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Let's hear it for London's own,
Ray Robertson !

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[ Applause, Cheering ]

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Bravo !
Ladies and gentlemen,

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today, as the president...

22
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of the British Hair Federation,

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Well done.
I am proud to announce...

24
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<i>the lucky town</i>
<i>which will play host...</i>

25
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to this year's championship...

26
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is...

27
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Keighley !

28
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As Lord Mayor of the town
of Keighley,

29
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I am proud to announce that
from a long list of competitors,

30
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our hometown
has been chosen to host--

31
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wait for it--

32
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this year's British
Hairdressing Championships.

33
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Come again ?

34
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This year's British
Hairdressing Championships.

35
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[ Camera Shutters Clicking ]

36
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I'm sorry.
It does that sometimes.

37
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<i>Well, is that it then ?</i>
<i>Hairdressing ?</i>
<i>Hold the back page, lads.</i>

38
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- Now, lads.
- That's just crap.

39
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Come on, boys.
This competition's gonna change
the face of this town.

40
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Ungrateful bastards.
You'll be sorry.

41
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Tony, can anyone enter ?

42
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No.  Professionals only.

43
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I am a professional.

44
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Time to wake up, love.

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[ Groaning ]
<i>[ Alarm Clock Beeping ]</i>

46
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How many times ?
Bloody dirty boots downstairs.

47
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<i>[ Alarm Clock</i>
<i>Continues Beeping ]</i>

48
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[ Weakly ]
Tea.
In the pot.

49
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Shelley !

50
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Good luck, love.

51
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[ Whistles ]

52
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[ Man ]
No, not a chance, Tony.
Come on, Phil, lad.

53
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Chance to add
to the silverware.
No.

54
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You're joking me.

55
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You're not gonna enter ?
King of the bloody scissors.

56
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Mr.    <i>Numero Uno.</i>

57
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Keep still, will ya ?
I'll have your ear off.

58
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And you needn't look
so bloody interested.

59
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Well, I can't help hearing,
can I ?

60
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It's team cutting, you know.
Think of it, Phil.

61
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Father-and-son team.
Brian's on for it.

62
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Listen, I did competitions
for ten years, and that were
ten years too many.

63
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I'm a barber.
He's a barber.
End of story.

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Short back and sides,
and you're out on your arse.

65
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- We could walk it, Dad.
- Enough.

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[ Siren Wailing ]

67
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[ Knock On Door ]
Come in.

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Hello.

69
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Mrs. Birkett.  Shelley.

70
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Robert.

71
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Why don't I start ?
Pardon ?

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I'll kick off, shall I ?
Right.

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<i>See if I can</i>
<i>remember it all.</i>

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Ah, yes.

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There are a number of ways
we can proceed.

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Obviously there's another
course of chemotherapy,

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though this would be your--
what is it now--

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third course
in as many years.

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It looks like someone in the
remission department's trying
to tell you something there.

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<i>Then, there's</i>
<i>the bone marrow donor</i>
<i>transplant option,</i>

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<i>which, as we know, is about</i>
<i>as likely as the pope</i>
<i>on a pogo stick.</i>

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So, not to beat about the bush,
you've had it, I'm afraid.

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- You're stuffed.
- Shelley--

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Am I right ?
Shelley,

85
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chemotherapy--
<i>Come on, Robert.</i>
<i>Am I right ?</i>

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Yes.

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Don't you just love
being right, eh ?

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[ Clattering ]
All right, love ?

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- Mum.
- You got a minute ?

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Well, you know--

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I need a chat, love.
Maybe pop up later, eh ?

92
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- Yeah, maybe.
- Tonight ?  I'll cook.

93
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Can't tonight,
I'm working.

94
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Tomorrow ?

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I'll give you a ring,
all right ?

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[ Chuckles ]
You could shout
and I'd hear ya.

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Yeah, well.

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Look,
he's in a right mood.
I'd better--

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Ta-ra.
Yeah...

100
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ta-ra.

101
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Now don't go dying on me
under there.

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Small step for you,
great step for mankind.

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Well ?
All clear.

104
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One hundred percent ?

105
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One hundred percent.

106
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Oh, that's my girl !

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Be a darling, Vincent.
Wet nails.

108
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[ Woman ]  Please,
do not take the hair dryers
from the hotel bathrooms.

109
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I want Christina here with me.
Get a bit of a buzz going.

110
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Would you kindly check us in,
please, Louis ?

111
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Pleasure, treasure.
Thank you.
That's it, my love.

112
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Now you just stand there with me
and let them all have
a nice look at you.

113
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You see those three jokers ?
Kilburn Kutters.

114
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Brothers.

115
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Jasmine's married to Robert.
She's a nightmare.

116
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Great model, mind.
Chris, what have you
been using, eh ?

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I don't know.
Just some stuff I found
in the cupboard.

118
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Are you take--
Are you having me on ?

119
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,101
I'm sorry.
Mum uses it.

120
00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:06,638
Well, you're not with your mom
in Minneapolis now, are you ?

121
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:10,041
You're with me.
There's something you've gotta
realize pretty fast, darling.

122
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The competition has started.
<i>Dad.</i>

123
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I haven't see you in ages.
I'm on vacation.

124
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You asked me to model,
I didn't ask you.

125
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No, the whole town's
full up.

126
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But my dear, dear girl,
this reservation
was made months ago.

127
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There's nowt down in book.

128
00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:30,028
I don't care about
the bloody book, sweetie.
I just want our rooms, okay ?

129
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:33,832
We don't have any.
We're full up.

130
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Room key, Mr. TJ ?

131
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:40,372
Ah, the Randolph Suite.
[ Chuckles ]

132
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He's nicked our rooms.
That bastard's nicked our rooms.

133
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He's a bitter old bastard,
basically.

134
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And he's past it.

135
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No, no, he is.
I don't care what folks say.

136
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So he's got some trophies,
won a few things.

137
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They go back to the bloody
Ice Age them do, mate.

138
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Back to when the bloody Yeti
were wandering High Street
looking for a shampoo and set.

139
00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:06,998
Whole new world now, mate.

140
00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:12,170
More like sculpture
is modern styling.

141
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,372
Tell you, if Henry Moore
were born now,

142
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,375
he wouldn't piss around
with marble and statues
and stuff,

143
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,177
he'd be an hairdresser.

144
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,781
Who were you talking to ?

145
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,219
Mr. Barry Birt.
Ah.

146
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,256
There we go, Mr. Birt.

147
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,058
Have a good trip.

148
00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:39,364
[ Louis ]
Well, they said you're in luck
'cause we've just had a vacancy.

149
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,466
[ Ray ]  No wonder.
It's in the middle
of bloody nowhere.

150
00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:44,035
- Says they do a good breakfast.
- You are joking, aren't you ?

151
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,304
It's the last on the list.
You can sleep in the car !

152
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,307
I'm sorry, love.

153
00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:55,080
[ Chickens Clucking ]

154
00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,123
[ Door Opens ]

155
00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,795
What ?

156
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:33,885
Great Uncle Barton.
Ninety-three.

157
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:37,989
Nonsmoker.  The viewing's
the day after tomorrow, Noah.

158
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,391
<i>[ Noah ]</i>
<i>Ah.</i>

159
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,397
Well, come in
if you're coming.

160
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:50,135
Plenty of room.
Just acquired an extra bedroom.

161
00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,337
Lovely.
Lovely, that's it, Barbara.

162
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,173
Yes, the whole works.
Go for burn.
Go for burn, Dot.

163
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,076
Come on, go for burn !
Go for burn !

164
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:01,179
Bloody gyrobics.

165
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,348
Aerobics.

166
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:07,118
At my age,
I'll call it what I like.

167
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,387
You hardly said not
but two words to me,
you have.

168
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,890
What's on your mind ?

169
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,160
I'm a hairdresser, Daisy.
Nothing's on me mind.

170
00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,496
Your tests were due
this week.
Was it ?

171
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:23,001
And ?

172
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,937
Fine, you know.
All clear.

173
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:30,275
That'll be why you're
crying then, is it ?

174
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,911
I thought you couldn't see.

175
00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:36,881
I can't, you soft lass.
You're dripping all over me.

176
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,883
[ Sniffles ]

177
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:42,120
Sorry.
Come on.

178
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,055
<i>Don't give in</i>
<i>on the bugger.</i>

179
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,160
I already have, Daisy.

180
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,429
You most certainly
have not, young lady.

181
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,299
[ Sniffling ]

182
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:58,036
Listen, I've had a long time
to think about dying.

183
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:00,972
And there's only
one good thing knowing
you're on your way,

184
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,943
and that's
sorting it all out.

185
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,445
I never had a chance
with Harry.

186
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,914
One minute,
he were feeding the cat...

187
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,383
and smelling up the kitchen
with his home brew.

188
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:17,422
<i>And the next minute,</i>
<i>he just weren't.  Gone.</i>

189
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,092
<i>I never said good-bye.</i>

190
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:24,929
All them little ends
I never tied up.

191
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:31,402
<i>So, my dear, you've tied up</i>
<i>all your ends, have you ?</i>

192
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,505
Absolutely, Daisy.

193
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:39,077
I've got an ex-husband
who hasn't talked to me
in ten year,

194
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,614
a son who's embarrassed
to be in the same town as me,
let alone the same room,

195
00:14:42,616 --> 00:14:46,050
and a girlfriend
who thinks the only problem
we've got this year...

196
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,152
is what color
to paint the salon.

197
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,024
Yeah, I'd say I've pretty much
tied the ends up now.

198
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,961
<i>Well, you'd better get</i>
<i>a bloody move on then,</i>
<i>hadn't you ?</i>

199
00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:02,367
Oh, bloody fantastic.

200
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:05,003
Where'd you get it from ?
Leeds Train Station.

201
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:08,139
They're having a refit.
Cheap, but it works all right.

202
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:14,145
♪

203
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,287
Oh, it's good.
It's very good.

204
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,224
Thanks, lads.
See you later.

205
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,062
All right, Shelley.

206
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,231
Brings it all back,
does that.

207
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:40,939
Hair By Night were my favorite
when I were modeling.

208
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:44,409
Phil would cook up
the most amazing dos.

209
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,444
Big rigs, you know.

210
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,513
Well, he better
get a move on.

211
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,382
Entries close
end of tomorrow.

212
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,651
Ten years too late
for that, Tony.

213
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:57,689
That's just what Phil said.
You know something ?

214
00:15:57,691 --> 00:16:01,092
There's not a single team
from Keighley
in the whole competition,

215
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:03,094
and we're hosting
the bloody thing.

216
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,330
That's typical
around here, that is.

217
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:08,633
I mean, we got
a veteran cutter,
you a veteran model.

218
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:12,170
There's Brian in the business,
and Sandra, another top model.

219
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:15,239
And what do you do
when the circus
comes to town, eh ?

220
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,976
In front of your home crowd,
you watch.

221
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,978
Tony,
we're not even speaking.

222
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,347
I'm not asking you
to speak, am I ?

223
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:25,083
I'm asking you to cut.

224
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,526
Christina.

225
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:12,030
[ Woman ]  There.
[ Ray ]
Don't forget your roots.

226
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,700
If you like these,
you'll let me color for you ?

227
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,803
If.
And that's a big "if".

228
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,172
What's in this mix, anyway ?
It don't look right to me.

229
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:24,242
[ Christina ]
Hmm, looks fine to me.

230
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,178
"Fine" might be all right
in your mother's salon,
but you're gonna have to...

231
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,180
do better than that
if you're to color for me.

232
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,382
"Fine" don't win
competitions.

233
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,452
Well, Dad, just give me
a chance, will you, okay ?
I'm a good colorist.

234
00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:37,255
I can't see it meself.
It's only hair, isn't it ?

235
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,769
Only hair ?

236
00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:55,306
You can tell a lot
from a man's hair.

237
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,508
Oh, aye ?
Oh, aye.

238
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,510
For instance.

239
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,646
Hey.

240
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,248
You washed it
three days ago...

241
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,250
[ Sniffs ]
with avec.

242
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,753
[ Sniffs ]
T.T.S.T.

243
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:13,424
Tea-Tree Scalp Treatment.
And it were cut--

244
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,627
<i>rather well as it happens--</i>
<i>two and a half weeks ago.</i>

245
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:24,869
- What ?
- By Phil Allen.

246
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,872
How'd you know that ?

247
00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,808
Phil ?
Still cutting then ?
Who's Phil Allen ?

248
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:35,680
See that ?  Tiny point
at the nape of the neck.
Unmistakable.

249
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:38,382
- He's out of it, Ray.
Has been for years.
- But who is he ?

250
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,751
- Nobody.
- ♪ [ Radio ]

251
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,190
♪ [ Louder ]

252
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:49,660
♪ Good morning, starshine

253
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:52,830
♪ The earth says hello

254
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,534
♪ You twinkle above

255
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,336
♪ We twinkle below

256
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:03,474
♪ Good morning, starshine

257
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,844
♪ You lead us along

258
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:11,215
♪ My love and me
<i>as we sing ♪</i>

259
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:14,452
♪ Our early morning
<i>singing song ♪</i>

260
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,555
♪ Gliddy glup gloopy
Sandra...

261
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:21,159
you know this, uh,
hair competition ?

262
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:24,462
Yeah.
Should we go for it ?

263
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,164
You serious ?

264
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,934
Yeah.

265
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,503
Oh, Shell, I don't know.

266
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:35,239
That were a long time ago.
I'm hardly model material now.

267
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:38,676
You've got beauty hair,
and you know it.

268
00:19:39,945 --> 00:19:42,480
We'll get Brian to do
Men's Timed Cut...

269
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,883
and Phil to do Total Look.

270
00:19:47,586 --> 00:19:50,521
Brian... and Phil.

271
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,524
Don't see why not.

272
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,960
Oh, come on, Shell.
How many reasons
do you want "why not" ?

273
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,830
How about this for starters ?
You were married to him.
I was his model.

274
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:02,900
You and me ran off together,
night before national
championships.

275
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,737
Don't, Sandra.
Phil Allen hasn't said two words
to me in nearly ten years.

276
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,739
And you haven't said
two words to him.

277
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,708
It's time you both
bloody well started.

278
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,444
Oh, it is, is it ?

279
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:17,548
Sandra, I thought
you'd be up for it.

280
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,784
Well, I'm not saying
I'm not, love.

281
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:23,354
But if we're gonna do it,
can't we do it without him ?

282
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,723
No.

283
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,493
Well, I reckon Phil Allen
would rather cut me throat
than me hair,

284
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,462
to be honest with you.

285
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,831
[ Sighs ]

286
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,834
Oh, I'd love another
crack at it, though, Shell.

287
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,837
I really would.

288
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:42,273
♪ Mmm, the closer you get

289
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,575
Get out the moisturizer
and the mud packs...
♪ The better you look

290
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,979
because I'm the oldest person
on that stage by about 29 years.

291
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:52,850
♪ The better you look
<i>the more I want you ♪</i>

292
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,991
♪ When you turn on your smile
<i>Et voila.</i>

293
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:03,494
♪ I feel my heart go wild

294
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,564
♪ I'm like a child
Looking good, girl.

295
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:09,467
♪ With a brand-new toy
<i>Looking good.</i>

296
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:15,273
♪ And I get
<i>the sweetest feeling, honey ♪</i>

297
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,041
♪ The sweetest
To us.

298
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:20,444
♪ Baby, the sweetest

299
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:24,015
[ Coughs ]
You sure this isn't
conditioner ?

300
00:21:24,017 --> 00:21:26,817
♪ Ooh, yeah

301
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:31,689
Ah.  "Tastes better when
drunk in bed."  Hmm ?
♪ [ Continues ]

302
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,959
♪ Baby

303
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,961
Be right there.

304
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,631
♪ The more you thrill me

305
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,833
Aye...

306
00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:46,570
♪ It's more
<i>than I can stand ♪</i>
<i>to us.</i>

307
00:21:46,572 --> 00:21:50,641
♪ Girl
<i>when you hold my hand ♪</i>

308
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:55,780
♪ I feel so grand
<i>that I could cry ♪</i>

309
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,982
♪ And I get the

310
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:02,853
♪ Mama, the sweetest

311
00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:06,757
♪ Sweetest feeling
♪ Baby, the sweetest

312
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:11,962
♪ Sweetest feeling
♪ Loving you

313
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,068
[ Bell On Door Dings ]

314
00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,843
Take a seat.
Be out in a sec.

315
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,845
Brian, shop.

316
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:35,653
Social call, is it ?

317
00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:38,723
Just wanted a word.

318
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,492
Brian.
With you and all.

319
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,594
Please.

320
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:49,934
Hiya, Brian.

321
00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:52,803
Mum.

322
00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:57,541
Look, I know
it's mad, but...

323
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,677
I'm going in
for the competition.

324
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:04,715
<i>I was wonderin'--</i>

325
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,951
Well, what about it ?

326
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:11,722
<i>It's one salon per town,</i>
<i>and nobody's even entered</i>
<i>for Keighley.</i>

327
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,024
We're sort of a salon.

328
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:17,595
Well, could be...
technically.

329
00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,797
I checked the rules.

330
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,099
<i>Same family.</i>
<i>Technically.</i>

331
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,135
Well, we could do it,
you know.

332
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:27,171
<i>It wouldn't take much</i>
<i>to get back</i>
<i>in the swing of it.</i>

333
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,840
Be like old times.

334
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:36,013
Old times stopped
ten years back, lass,
when you upped and went.

335
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:42,686
Finished your breakfast ?
We're open.

336
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:48,926
Brian, what about it ?

337
00:23:48,928 --> 00:23:52,062
Please...

338
00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:55,666
be my guest.

339
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:57,968
It's your choice, lad.

340
00:24:05,911 --> 00:24:08,712
That were a good one, Phil.

341
00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:10,815
One for the album, I'd say.

342
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:16,954
[ Rooster Crows ]

343
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:21,826
[ Louis ]
Oh, my.  Christina ?
Yeah ?

344
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:25,496
Biological warfare unit
for you.

345
00:24:34,539 --> 00:24:36,774
Guess I need
a bit more practice.

346
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,910
Louis, you're coloring.

347
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:46,917
If I had real models
to practice on, I'd do
a better job, right ?

348
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,990
[ Ding ]

349
00:24:59,731 --> 00:25:04,535
One of the nastiest
double crowns I've ever had
the misfortune to tackle.

350
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:08,105
How the mighty have fallen.

351
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:10,074
<i>Eh, Phil ?</i>

352
00:25:11,610 --> 00:25:13,611
It's seven-fifty a cut,

353
00:25:13,613 --> 00:25:16,247
and two quid extra
if you want it washing.

354
00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:19,850
[ Scoffs, Snorts ]
Wonderful.

355
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,553
Seven-fifty.
I'm in a museum.

356
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,555
There's no charge
for using the door.

357
00:25:24,557 --> 00:25:27,291
Oh, come on, Phil.

358
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:31,095
I should be the one
bearing grudges around here.

359
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,297
Who nicked whose model, eh ?

360
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:37,268
Past life, Ray.
We could be talking about
another man altogether.

361
00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:40,638
So, we won't be seeing
the flashing scissors
tomorrow then ?

362
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,041
No.
<i>Well, it's a shame.</i>

363
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,043
I'm on for
the treble this year.

364
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,045
Win it--
Win it this time,

365
00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:52,550
I get--
I get this for keeps.

366
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,552
<i>Won't that be something ?</i>

367
00:25:54,554 --> 00:25:57,054
Nice if you like
silverware, I guess.

368
00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:00,991
I wonder if you
would have got the treble.

369
00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:04,595
You know, if--

370
00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:06,664
if Sandra hadn't done
a runner with Shelley,
that is.

371
00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:09,066
Don't push it, Ray.

372
00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:13,237
Well...

373
00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:16,941
sorry I couldn't tempt you.

374
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,943
[ Chattering ]

375
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:27,885
♪ [ Dance ]
Hello.  Yes.

376
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:30,054
So what are you doing
staying up at Noah's farm then ?

377
00:26:30,056 --> 00:26:32,089
Sorry ?

378
00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:35,960
It is Christina,
isn't it ?

379
00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:41,799
Brian.  You.
How, um,

380
00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:44,368
how are you ?

381
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:47,738
Oh, not so bad.
Not so bad at all.
What about you ?

382
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:50,240
Fine, yeah, yeah.

383
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:52,977
Are you...
Are you--

384
00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:54,979
modeling ?

385
00:26:54,981 --> 00:26:57,815
Yes.  Yeah.
Yeah, I, um,

386
00:26:57,817 --> 00:27:00,017
I was coloring too,
but...

387
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:02,353
I messed up
on some wig tests
and Dad's banned me now.

388
00:27:02,355 --> 00:27:05,189
So, what about you ?

389
00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:09,059
Oh, me ?  No, um...

390
00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:11,228
I mean, I'm cutting
in me dad's shop, but...

391
00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:13,364
not competitions.

392
00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:15,366
Oh.

393
00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:22,706
Well, you've changed a bit.

394
00:27:25,677 --> 00:27:28,045
[ Both Chuckle ]

395
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:31,415
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
<i>it's, um,</i>

396
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:35,419
wonderful to see such
a broad church here tonight.

397
00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:40,324
We have teams
from all three corners
of the United Kingdom.

398
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:45,062
To win the coveted
Silver Scissors Trophy,

399
00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:48,032
these giants
of the styling world...

400
00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,434
will do battle
over four events.

401
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:53,070
These are the, um--

402
00:27:54,072 --> 00:27:56,407
The Women's Timed Blow Dry.

403
00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:59,410
Uh, the Men's Freestyle,
where...

404
00:27:59,412 --> 00:28:03,781
members of our lovely
audience will be styled.

405
00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:08,886
<i>Um, Hair By Night--</i>
<i>evening wear, evening hair.</i>

406
00:28:08,888 --> 00:28:12,256
And finally the Total Look,

407
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:17,961
where the follicle
meets the metaphysical,
ladies and gentlemen.

408
00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:20,064
But remember, folks,
all competitors...

409
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,733
must adhere strictly
to the Federation rules.

410
00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:26,203
In your dreams.

411
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:28,405
You'll find a copy
in your gift bags by the door.

412
00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,243
Entries must be in
by midnight tonight.

413
00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:36,780
So, don't hang about.
Big up the big hair.

414
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:44,021
Look at them.

415
00:28:44,023 --> 00:28:47,891
I've swept better hairstyles
off the floor of our salon.

416
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:51,261
I'm off to bed.
You coming ?

417
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:54,465
Uh, maybe I'll just hang out
a little bit longer.
Just till I finish my drink.

418
00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:56,800
Suit yourself.
Keep an eye on her.

419
00:28:56,802 --> 00:28:58,302
Okay.

420
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,473
[ Woman ]
Hello, love.

421
00:29:02,475 --> 00:29:05,375
Eh-up, chuck.  Nice to see you.
It's okay, Phil's not entering.

422
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,377
Of course.  He's been
off the circuit ten years.

423
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:10,147
Well, there's no harm
in checking.  I don't want
anything messing this one up.

424
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:14,151
Have you got the combs ?
Shh !

425
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:16,153
Sorted.

426
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:19,323
Now where's Christina ?

427
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,001
Come on, love, we're going.
Big day tomorrow.

428
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:33,170
Dad, it's Brian.
Do you remember ?

429
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:36,406
Oh, aye.
Yeah, saw you
at the salon.

430
00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,208
Salon ?

431
00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:43,080
He used to be somebody,
your dad.

432
00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:46,984
<i>Too scared</i>
<i>to even enter now.</i>

433
00:29:46,986 --> 00:29:49,086
Yeah, well, I'm not.
<i>Oh !</i>

434
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:51,855
Junior league, is it ?
Christina.

435
00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:54,291
I'll get a taxi.
I'll see you later.

436
00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:02,366
I thought
you weren't entering.

437
00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:04,568
I wasn't.

438
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:07,471
[ Chattering, Laughing ]

439
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,088
It were a nice idea,
love.

440
00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:27,524
There's always next year.

441
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,033
Brian,
what are you doing, love ?

442
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:41,071
I'm not cutting
for you permanent,
just the competition.

443
00:30:42,874 --> 00:30:47,177
So, what about it ?
Are you on for it ?

444
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,912
Of course I am.

445
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:52,950
Sandra ?

446
00:30:57,255 --> 00:31:00,290
Right.

447
00:31:00,292 --> 00:31:04,328
Hey, you'll have to do
something about that if I'm
to work with it tomorrow.

448
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:07,331
<i>Rehydrating conditioner</i>
<i>or axle grease.</i>

449
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:09,933
Don't start, you.

450
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:14,004
Brian, I shouldn't even
be talking to you.
My dad will kill me.

451
00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:16,206
Your dad will never know.

452
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,508
Anyway, you said you need
coloring practice,

453
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:21,011
and I definitely need
to get my scissor fingers
loosened up for tomorrow.

454
00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:23,013
So--
Yeah, but--

455
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,350
Shit, Brian.

456
00:31:29,153 --> 00:31:31,154
I've never, uh,

457
00:31:31,156 --> 00:31:34,625
I've never seen
a dead person before.

458
00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:39,263
I mean, not... really,
not close up.

459
00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:41,632
<i>Keeps on growing</i>
<i>after you die, you know.</i>

460
00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:45,235
Pretty spooky, that.
Hair and the nails.

461
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:47,938
This is Uncle Barton.

462
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,606
I think you're sleeping
in his bed.

463
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:53,610
Does it bother you ?

464
00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:59,249
A bit.

465
00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:02,119
No volume, no real hold.
That's the problem.

466
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:06,657
I use volumizing conditioner.
That helps give it
a bit of body, I find.

467
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:12,029
So, what about it ?
Take color, will it ?

468
00:32:12,031 --> 00:32:14,331
[ Church Bell Tolling ]

469
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:22,172
Jesus.

470
00:32:22,174 --> 00:32:25,108
Style me.
What ?

471
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:28,011
I want styling.
You're being done tomorrow.
What more do you want ?

472
00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:30,080
Not that.

473
00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:35,285
This.

474
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:40,424
A love-heart, I think.

475
00:32:40,426 --> 00:32:42,392
Jas, I can't be doing that.

476
00:32:43,962 --> 00:32:46,263
I mean, what the Jesus
is Robert gonna think...

477
00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:48,065
if he sees a love-heart
on your pubic triangle ?

478
00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:52,402
Listen, darling.
To Robert,

479
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:54,671
this is the bloody
Bermuda Triangle.

480
00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:57,007
So, if you want it...

481
00:32:58,443 --> 00:33:00,243
you better cut it.

482
00:33:09,754 --> 00:33:11,755
[ Brian ]
Your dad really
won't let you color ?

483
00:33:11,757 --> 00:33:15,292
I just don't get it.
<i>I spent ages...</i>

484
00:33:15,294 --> 00:33:17,094
practicing with Deacon
in my mom's salon.

485
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:18,762
Deacon ?

486
00:33:20,465 --> 00:33:23,367
Boyfriend... sort of.

487
00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:27,571
Sort of ?

488
00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,573
<i>Yeah, you know.</i>

489
00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:34,378
<i>Right.  Better get</i>
<i>a shift on, eh ?</i>

490
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:37,714
Gotta get him back to rights
before morning.

491
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:41,184
Give us a hand here.
We'll fix him up and then
we'll do Uncle Barton.

492
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:46,490
Always were a weird kid.

493
00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,692
I missed you.

494
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:51,261
You were only seven.

495
00:33:51,263 --> 00:33:54,431
I still missed you.

496
00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:56,233
Me too, Christina.

497
00:33:57,368 --> 00:33:59,369
Me too.

498
00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:04,074
[ Groans ]
[ Screams ]

499
00:34:04,076 --> 00:34:06,343
Chris,
it was just a kiss !

500
00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:09,379
<i>[ Screaming ]</i>

501
00:34:09,381 --> 00:34:11,415
Christina !
I'm sorry.

502
00:34:11,417 --> 00:34:14,117
He's alive, Brian.
He's alive !

503
00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:17,187
Oh, no.  It's just air
trapped in his voice box.

504
00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:19,523
I heard him, Brian.
He moaned.  He did.

505
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:21,525
Come inside.
People will hear.

506
00:34:21,527 --> 00:34:24,194
I'm not going
back in there.
It's just air.

507
00:34:26,597 --> 00:34:28,598
Look, I'll show you.

508
00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:33,303
[ Shuddering ]

509
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:45,582
Oh, no.

510
00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:49,219
Oh, no.

511
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,688
They're viewing
Uncle Barton at 10:00.

512
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:54,591
I'm dead.

513
00:34:54,593 --> 00:34:57,260
I'm bloody dead.

514
00:34:57,262 --> 00:35:00,630
I'd better get you home.

515
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,250
Bloody door's locked.

516
00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:44,274
[ Saul ]
He looks like bloody
Sid Vicious.

517
00:35:51,582 --> 00:35:53,583
Come on, Brian.

518
00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:55,585
Don't let me down.

519
00:35:56,787 --> 00:35:58,788
<i>[ Bell On Door Dings ]</i>

520
00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:01,491
Where the hell
have you been ?

521
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,293
Sorry.

522
00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:13,403
Ah.

523
00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:16,173
She been doing
her persuading, has she ?

524
00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:18,408
It's nowt to do with her.

525
00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:21,211
Well, are you happy
with Sandra modeling,
are you ?

526
00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:23,446
Nowt to do with her,
neither.
Who is it to do with ?

527
00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:26,816
Ray, that's who.

528
00:36:26,818 --> 00:36:29,653
<i>He walked all over you.</i>

529
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:31,655
And you let him.

530
00:36:34,659 --> 00:36:36,793
<i>[ Bell On Door Dings ]</i>

531
00:36:48,439 --> 00:36:51,841
♪ I'm a wonderful thing
<i>baby ♪</i>

532
00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:54,578
♪ Such a, such a

533
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:57,881
♪ Wonderful

534
00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,983
♪ I'm a wonderful thing
<i>baby ♪</i>

535
00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:02,519
♪ Such a, such a

536
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:05,455
Right, leave this to me.
Phil !

537
00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,625
♪ But I don't have
<i>much time ♪</i>

538
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,694
♪ I've got a dozen
<i>or more babes ♪</i>

539
00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:12,696
♪ To see before I fly

540
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:16,600
♪ [ Fanfare ]

541
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:21,638
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the British
Hairdressing Championships...

542
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,374
here in Keighley.

543
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,580
[ Nervous Chuckle ]
Suit yourselves.

544
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:35,518
[ Tony ]
Stylists...
check your dryers.

545
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,520
[ Whirring ]

546
00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:48,531
[ Tony ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
competitors of the--

547
00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:51,468
[ Tony Continues ]
Where the hell
have you been ?

548
00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,637
Look, I'm here,
aren't I ?

549
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,705
The Ladies' Timed Blow Dry.

550
00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:57,741
[ Silence ]

551
00:38:01,412 --> 00:38:03,413
Huh ?

552
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:06,616
[ Woman ]
Are we starting ?

553
00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:10,520
Oh, yeah.
Three... two... one.

554
00:38:10,522 --> 00:38:13,290
Let's style !

555
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,832
♪ Who's that lady

556
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,068
♪ Coming down the road

557
00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:27,003
Christ, Sandra,
you've got split ends.

558
00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:29,005
Take a look
at yourself, love.

559
00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,041
♪ Who's that woman

560
00:38:31,043 --> 00:38:33,076
♪ Walking through my door

561
00:38:33,078 --> 00:38:37,647
So, how's the, uh,

562
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,449
little love-heart ?

563
00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:41,618
It itches.

564
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:43,820
Ow, Dad !

565
00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:46,656
Just smile, sweetheart.
The red horns
were a nice touch.

566
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:49,826
Very theatrical.
Talk of the town.
I was just practicing.

567
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,828
There are people
you practice on
and people you don't.

568
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:54,597
Dead people belong
in the latter category.

569
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:57,367
And there are people
you practice with
and people you don't.

570
00:38:57,369 --> 00:38:59,703
Bloody Brian Allen also belongs
in the latter category.  Right ?

571
00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:02,639
Right.  Sorry.

572
00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,741
♪ Get out of my dreams
♪ Get in the backseat, baby

573
00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:09,112
- What's the deal here ?
- What on earth ?
My comb's melting.

574
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:12,449
- I can't work with this !
- [ Chattering ]

575
00:39:14,418 --> 00:39:19,389
Steward.  Steward !
What is the meaning of this ?
Look at this comb !

576
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,729
♪ Get into my car

577
00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:37,507
♪ Lady driver
<i>let me take the wheel ♪</i>

578
00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:40,076
♪ Smooth operator
I'm really sorry, Sandra.

579
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,878
What have you done ?
I've got to go.

580
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,815
Excuse me.
Come here, you.

581
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:51,454
♪ Make it real
<i>Like a roadrunner</i>
<i>coming after you ♪</i>

582
00:39:51,456 --> 00:39:53,723
♪ Just like a hill

583
00:40:10,474 --> 00:40:12,842
I'm really,
really sorry, Saul.

584
00:40:12,844 --> 00:40:14,978
[ Tony ]
Competitors, stop styling.

585
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,880
All competitors
to stop styling.

586
00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:19,416
The, uh,
clock has stopped.

587
00:40:19,418 --> 00:40:22,752
There will be
a five-minute time break.

588
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,888
Replacement combs
are being issued now.

589
00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:28,792
Well, fuck this
for a game of soldiers.

590
00:40:28,794 --> 00:40:31,761
[ Saul ]
Sorry, Phil.
Had to be done.

591
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,102
What's going on, love ?

592
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:41,204
They didn't get
me scissor fingers.

593
00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:45,208
You silly bloody fool.
Serve you right.
Oh, ta.

594
00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:47,444
You'll get no sympathy
from me.
<i>Stop it, will you ?</i>

595
00:40:47,446 --> 00:40:50,814
Just stop it.
What do you think
you were doing ?

596
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:52,816
To dead people,
for Christ's sake.

597
00:40:52,818 --> 00:40:54,818
You want looking at
by the head doctor.

598
00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:57,854
Leave it, will you ?
And you can stay clear
of that girl and all.

599
00:40:57,856 --> 00:41:01,491
What's it to do with you
who I talk to, eh ?
You know what ?

600
00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:04,027
You're bloody jealous,
you are.
Just stop it !

601
00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:09,866
For once in my life
I needed some help from you.

602
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:12,902
<i>It's the love</i>
<i>of your bloody life,</i>
<i>cutting hair.</i>

603
00:41:12,904 --> 00:41:15,472
But you couldn't do it
for me, could you ?
No way.

604
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,911
Are two and two
making four here ?

605
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:25,081
Well, it did
when I were at school.

606
00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:28,718
Have you--
<i>Chemotherapy,</i>

607
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:32,489
radiotherapy,
holistic massage,

608
00:41:32,491 --> 00:41:36,092
bollicky potions from China,
monkey's piss.

609
00:41:37,895 --> 00:41:40,497
You name it.
Yes, I have.

610
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,978
Well, at least you won't
be able to mess around
with my hair...

611
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:57,080
when I'm dead,
will you, love ?

612
00:41:59,717 --> 00:42:01,818
Why didn't you tell me ?

613
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:04,988
Maybe because you haven't
spoken to me in ten years.
Good enough reason ?

614
00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,530
Sandra ?

615
00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:20,670
She thinks I'm still
in the clear, doesn't she ?

616
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,174
Waiting for it
to grow back.

617
00:42:25,176 --> 00:42:27,944
<i>I can't tell her.</i>

618
00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:29,946
You told us.

619
00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:33,116
Yeah, I told you.

620
00:42:34,818 --> 00:42:37,654
I can tell you
'cause you don't care.

621
00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:41,224
<i>Not really.</i>

622
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:45,261
She cares so much
her heart will burst...
silly cow.

623
00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:47,764
[ Tony ]  Competitors
to recommence styling.

624
00:42:47,766 --> 00:42:51,834
You have 15 minutes remaining.

625
00:42:51,836 --> 00:42:53,836
<i>Go on, love.</i>

626
00:42:59,944 --> 00:43:03,313
I thought you of all people
would spot a piece
when you saw one.

627
00:43:06,984 --> 00:43:10,019
<i>[ Ringing ]</i>

628
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:16,092
Stylists, time's up.
Combs down.

629
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:34,010
The judging will now begin.
Models, take your poses.

630
00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:05,341
[ Murmuring ]

631
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:25,728
In third place,

632
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:28,164
with 79 points,

633
00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:30,333
is London's Kilburn Kutters.

634
00:44:30,335 --> 00:44:32,135
[ Applause ]

635
00:44:40,911 --> 00:44:44,447
Second, from Birmingham,

636
00:44:44,449 --> 00:44:47,850
with 80 points,
The Style Warriors.

637
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,353
Yes !
[ Applause ]

638
00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:58,995
And in first place,
at the end of round one,

639
00:44:58,997 --> 00:45:02,331
with 82 points,

640
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:06,369
it's South London's
Raymond Robertson's
Hair Studios.

641
00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,171
Yes !

642
00:45:09,473 --> 00:45:11,441
Let me get out of here.

643
00:45:11,443 --> 00:45:14,277
So, one down, three to go.
Candy off a baby.

644
00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:19,115
Round two:
The Men's Freestyle
starts at 10:00 tomorrow.

645
00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:22,085
Volunteers from the audience
will be given a free hairdo.

646
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,954
They will draw lots
out of a hat...

647
00:45:24,956 --> 00:45:28,124
and be assigned to one of
these great teams here.
I'm sorry.  I did me best.

648
00:45:33,831 --> 00:45:36,099
[ Ray ]
Lovely, lovely.
Well, you know, early days.

649
00:45:36,101 --> 00:45:38,501
[ Louis ]
Commiserations to you.
Hello, Phil.

650
00:45:38,503 --> 00:45:40,403
Two gin and tonics,
please, love.

651
00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,238
Detroit, 1982.

652
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:47,276
Uh, not with you.
<i>The old comb trick.</i>

653
00:45:47,278 --> 00:45:50,279
Detroit, 1982.
World Styling Finals.

654
00:45:50,281 --> 00:45:53,750
<i>We're running around</i>
<i>shouting, "Foul,"</i>
<i>while the Yanks,</i>

655
00:45:53,752 --> 00:45:57,887
whose combs mysteriously
do not wilt, do not melt,
just carry on styling.

656
00:45:57,889 --> 00:46:02,191
<i>No prizes for guessing</i>
<i>who took the medals</i>
<i>that year.</i>

657
00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,827
You can't have forgotten
that, Raymond.

658
00:46:04,829 --> 00:46:07,096
1982.

659
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:10,299
Nope.  Can't remember 1982.
We've moved on a bit
since then.

660
00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:13,169
Thanks, love.
Most of us, anyway.

661
00:46:26,850 --> 00:46:31,954
Yeah, the combs.
It's a fix, we know.
Thanks for calling.

662
00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:35,825
Just 'cause something's fixed,
don't mean you can't break it.

663
00:46:38,262 --> 00:46:40,930
Get your coats on.

664
00:46:52,342 --> 00:46:55,411
[ Brian ]  What's he doing ?
[ Phil ]  He's the plant.

665
00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:58,581
Ray spends three hours tonight
getting it perfect,

666
00:46:58,583 --> 00:47:01,551
and then Julie Andrews there
pretends to cut it tomorrow,

667
00:47:01,553 --> 00:47:03,920
twenty minutes flat.

668
00:47:03,922 --> 00:47:06,489
But it's picked out
of a hat.

669
00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:09,425
How's Louis supposed
to end up with him
if it's random ?

670
00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,961
[ Phil ]
Their team's not in the hat,
though, is it ?

671
00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:13,963
It's in your man's pocket.

672
00:47:13,965 --> 00:47:16,432
Come the selection,
he dips his hand in the hat
and abracadabra,

673
00:47:16,434 --> 00:47:18,234
Louis gets the carrottop.

674
00:47:23,941 --> 00:47:26,909
Nice, Raymond.
Very nice.

675
00:47:26,911 --> 00:47:29,111
Christina.

676
00:47:29,113 --> 00:47:32,114
[ Shelley ]
Watch it.
Christina.

677
00:47:38,555 --> 00:47:41,457
Yeah ?
Cheer up, we're winning.

678
00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:45,995
<i>Now what we need here</i>
<i>is just the slightest tint,</i>

679
00:47:45,997 --> 00:47:49,432
so subtle, you'd never know
it were colored.

680
00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:52,401
Easy after your last assignment.
He's still alive.

681
00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:55,104
Is this in the rules ?

682
00:47:55,106 --> 00:47:57,106
It's in my rules.

683
00:47:57,108 --> 00:48:00,109
Come on.
You said you wanted practice.

684
00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:06,082
[ Brian ]
What's she doing ?

685
00:48:06,084 --> 00:48:08,484
She don't look right happy
about it, love.

686
00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:11,053
[ Brian ]
She's still doing it, though.

687
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:23,499
He's sweet on her,
all right.

688
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:25,501
Gonna get his heart broke,

689
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:27,503
if it isn't already.

690
00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:29,605
Occupational hazard, love.

691
00:48:31,308 --> 00:48:34,977
Yeah.  I guess so.

692
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:40,917
Who's cuttin' your hair
these days ?
Nobody.

693
00:48:40,919 --> 00:48:43,953
I do it meself.
<i>Looks like it.</i>

694
00:48:43,955 --> 00:48:45,554
Nobody gets to cut my hair.

695
00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:48,357
I used to.

696
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:52,929
Yeah, but I learned
my lesson, didn't I ?

697
00:48:55,966 --> 00:48:59,101
You could have run off
with another bloke, at least.

698
00:49:00,304 --> 00:49:03,105
There never was
another bloke for me.

699
00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:08,978
Still isn't.

700
00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:12,715
[ Gunshot ]

701
00:49:12,717 --> 00:49:17,086
<i>You get out,</i>
<i>you thievin' buggers !</i>

702
00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:21,023
Steal my bloody sheep,
will you, you bastards.

703
00:49:32,669 --> 00:49:35,538
♪ Time was drifting
Time, Brian.  That's it.
You've blown it.

704
00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:39,041
You haven't
even touched his fringe.
You've got 20 minutes total.

705
00:49:39,043 --> 00:49:41,143
That's five minutes each side,
five at the back,

706
00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:43,279
three at the front,
two for your finishing touches.

707
00:49:43,281 --> 00:49:45,481
You've gotta dance,
lad, dance.

708
00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:49,285
Forward, back, forward, back.
Thirty times a minute, by heck.

709
00:49:49,287 --> 00:49:53,389
I never thought a son of mine
had have flat bloody feet.
Must get them from your mother.

710
00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:57,626
On your toes, boy.
Balance, shift, feel it.

711
00:49:57,628 --> 00:50:00,997
♪ Couldn't see the light
<i>I couldn't see the light ♪</i>

712
00:50:03,033 --> 00:50:05,401
Sharon, love,
hop out a second.

713
00:50:05,403 --> 00:50:08,004
Swap over, Shelley.
See...

714
00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:11,640
you're our model
for Hair By Night,
you're not a dummy.

715
00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:13,442
You can help her.

716
00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:15,444
Brush.

717
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:19,415
Spray.
See, it saves seconds,

718
00:50:19,417 --> 00:50:21,584
maybe a whole minute
over a Hair By Night job.

719
00:50:21,586 --> 00:50:24,253
You can do a lot of business
with a minute.  Comb.

720
00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:29,325
♪ A kiss on the lips
<i>could be quite continental ♪</i>

721
00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:31,260
♪ But diamonds are
a girl's best-- ♪

722
00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:34,130
What the hell
happened to you ?

723
00:50:34,132 --> 00:50:39,435
The Total Look--
Marilyn... Monroe.

724
00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:43,139
Well, I didn't think
you were the milkman.

725
00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:45,674
Oh, you don't like it.
He doesn't like it.

726
00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:49,812
<i>Do you know how many</i>
<i>Marilyn Monroes are gonna</i>
<i>pop up in Total Look ?</i>

727
00:50:49,814 --> 00:50:52,581
- It's the oldest gag
in the book.
<i>- [ Shelley ]  Now, now.</i>

728
00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:55,618
It's not bad, Sand.
It's nice coloring, but--

729
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:59,155
Right.
Different approach.

730
00:51:04,661 --> 00:51:08,130
You could help her.
You two did best Total Looks
in bloody world.

731
00:51:08,132 --> 00:51:13,602
Let's get this clear, Shelley.
I'm not cutting,
especially not her.

732
00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:17,840
All right, all right.
I'll do Total Look.
I was never good at it though.

733
00:51:17,842 --> 00:51:20,643
I still don't see how we're
gonna get Ray's carrottop
out the picture.

734
00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:22,711
You keep your head
on the job, you.

735
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:26,382
<i>I'm working on it.</i>

736
00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:43,199
Oh, sorry, mate.

737
00:51:58,315 --> 00:52:01,217
<i>How's it going, Tony ?</i>

738
00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:03,319
Marvelous.

739
00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:05,721
Don't worry.
It'll soon fill up.

740
00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:08,124
Enjoy yourself.

741
00:52:10,627 --> 00:52:15,131
Model number nine
to "Hair Montage."

742
00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,267
Model number--
Can I see your number, lad ?

743
00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:21,270
Model number 11,
the "Kilburn Kutters."

744
00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:26,275
<i>Model number 26,</i>
<i>"The Cut Above."</i>

745
00:52:27,811 --> 00:52:30,412
Model number 33 to...
I don't bloody believe it.

746
00:52:30,414 --> 00:52:32,681
"Hair Raisers."

747
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:37,453
Model number 31
to "The Cutting Room."

748
00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:41,557
And number--
Can I see the card ?
Number 13 to...

749
00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:44,260
"The Flair Hair Salon."

750
00:52:44,262 --> 00:52:48,330
Model number 17
to "The Clip Joint."

751
00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:51,500
And model number--
Let's see your number, sir.

752
00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:53,469
Come on, what's your number ?
Number seven, thank you.

753
00:52:53,471 --> 00:52:57,239
Where are you going to ?
Come on, don't be shy.

754
00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:04,413
Thank you.
Model number seven
to "The Style Warriors."

755
00:53:04,415 --> 00:53:08,617
Thank you.  And model number--
Can you put it the right way up,
sir ?  Thanks very much.

756
00:53:08,619 --> 00:53:12,755
<i>Model number 19</i>
<i>to "Raymond's Hair Studio."</i>

757
00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:15,457
Thank you very much.

758
00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:20,462
Model number 17
to, um, "The Clip Joint."

759
00:53:20,464 --> 00:53:25,334
Model number 29
to "The Main Line."
Thank you.

760
00:53:25,336 --> 00:53:29,371
Okay, the Men's
Freestyle Competition...

761
00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:33,742
is about to commence,
ladies and gents.

762
00:53:33,744 --> 00:53:37,746
Ooh, the tension's
killing me.

763
00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:39,648
Something should.
[ Laughter ]

764
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:43,319
You have 20 minutes
starting...

765
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,223
now, let's cut !

766
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:51,860
♪ She'll never be rich
<i>She'll never be famous</i>
<i>like you ♪</i>

767
00:53:53,797 --> 00:53:57,233
Anything for the weekend.

768
00:53:57,235 --> 00:53:59,568
[ Laughs ]

769
00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:04,440
♪ Move over, Madonna
<i>Give it up for Betty Lou ♪</i>

770
00:54:04,442 --> 00:54:06,242
Got bad news
for your beard, mate.

771
00:54:08,511 --> 00:54:10,512
[ Bleating ]

772
00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:13,983
Hey, Noah.

773
00:54:13,985 --> 00:54:18,254
Oh.  Thought
you'd be in town.

774
00:54:18,256 --> 00:54:21,523
Not allowed.
Dad's banned me after I--

775
00:54:21,525 --> 00:54:24,026
You know.

776
00:54:29,699 --> 00:54:32,835
I'm really sorry
about your great-uncle's hair.
I really am.

777
00:54:36,573 --> 00:54:39,608
<i>Well, I just hope</i>
<i>he sees the funny side</i>
<i>wherever he is.</i>

778
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:41,410
Miserable bugger.

779
00:54:44,748 --> 00:54:46,548
<i>Hard work,</i>
<i>sheep shearing.</i>

780
00:54:48,785 --> 00:54:52,288
Don't know why we bother.
Only gonna get nabbed
like all the others.

781
00:54:52,290 --> 00:54:55,758
Can't people tell
which ones are yours ?

782
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,460
One sheep's pretty much
like another sheep,
isn't it ?

783
00:55:00,497 --> 00:55:04,500
Noah, I might be able
to help you, if you let me.

784
00:55:07,404 --> 00:55:09,905
[ Bell Dinging ]

785
00:55:09,907 --> 00:55:12,341
[ Tony ]
The 20 minutes are up.

786
00:55:12,343 --> 00:55:14,743
And the scissors are down,
ladies and gentlemen.

787
00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:16,979
The scissors are down.

788
00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:22,384
Can I just say,
ladies and gents,

789
00:55:22,386 --> 00:55:25,054
don't our people
look fabulous ?

790
00:55:48,812 --> 00:55:50,813
<i>[ Christina ]</i>
<i>No, I did try to call you.</i>

791
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:52,981
<i>It's just really hard</i>
<i>to find reception up here.</i>

792
00:55:52,983 --> 00:55:55,517
<i>Deacon--  Yeah.</i>

793
00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:58,387
<i>Yeah, let's--</i>
<i>let's just do that.</i>

794
00:55:58,389 --> 00:56:00,389
<i>Bye.</i>

795
00:56:08,064 --> 00:56:10,632
I heard you did really well
in the freestyle.

796
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:12,935
So where were you ?

797
00:56:12,937 --> 00:56:15,437
Not allowed
to leave the farm
unless I'm modeling.

798
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:19,375
But I've been busy.

799
00:56:19,377 --> 00:56:21,577
I've cracked the color.
I really have.

800
00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:23,812
Yeah ?
Yeah.

801
00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:26,415
<i>[ Sheep Bleating ]</i>

802
00:56:32,055 --> 00:56:34,723
[ Brian ]
You really are
getting good at coloring.

803
00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:38,093
Pink still needs some work.
It keeps running.

804
00:56:38,095 --> 00:56:40,763
Did a good job
on that carrottop
last night too.

805
00:56:47,737 --> 00:56:49,738
It was Dad's idea.

806
00:56:52,108 --> 00:56:55,778
<i>Brian, it's--</i>
<i>it's just hair.</i>

807
00:56:57,447 --> 00:56:59,081
Worth cheating to win,
though, eh ?

808
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,523
I'll see you around maybe.

809
00:57:07,525 --> 00:57:09,124
Brian.

810
00:57:10,493 --> 00:57:12,795
Brian !

811
00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:18,767
Now after the Men's Freestyle,
Raymond Robertson Hair Studios
are in first place,

812
00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:22,838
the Kilburn Kutters
in second--

813
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:26,508
Jasmine, love,
what I was th--

814
00:57:26,510 --> 00:57:29,678
- What ?
- Wha--

815
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:31,980
Oh.

816
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:33,982
<i>It was Vincent's idea.</i>

817
00:57:37,086 --> 00:57:41,490
[ Shelley ]
Sharon, love, you've got to
smile for Hair By Night.

818
00:57:41,492 --> 00:57:44,660
No, Shaz, you've got to
smile for the whole haircut.

819
00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:46,962
The judges like it,
makes it look fun.
<i>Ladies and gentlemen.</i>

820
00:57:46,964 --> 00:57:50,999
♪ [ Vocalizing In Japanese ]

821
00:57:53,770 --> 00:57:55,838
The Total Look.

822
00:58:00,777 --> 00:58:04,012
Yeah ?  Nice.

823
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:11,854
What's the "flucking" problem ?

824
00:58:11,856 --> 00:58:14,189
Got summat to say, have you ?

825
00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:17,159
- Not me.
- C'mon, out with it.

826
00:58:19,028 --> 00:58:21,864
Elegance, ingenuity,
imagination.

827
00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:24,199
That's what judges
are looking for.
So, I'm not elegant,

828
00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:26,935
I'm not "ingenuitous,"
is that what you're saying ?

829
00:58:26,937 --> 00:58:29,271
Come on, love,
this is panto.

830
00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:31,773
Well, you're the expert
around here, seem to remember.

831
00:58:31,775 --> 00:58:34,977
So, why don't you help me ?

832
00:58:34,979 --> 00:58:37,713
You know bloody well
why not.

833
00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:43,685
[ Exasperated Sigh ]

834
00:58:45,021 --> 00:58:47,289
Oh, come on, Phil,
do you have to ?

835
00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:50,759
Listen, you're in fourth,
wi' two rounds to go.

836
00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:53,695
And there's just
the slimmest chance
you can take this competition,

837
00:58:53,697 --> 00:58:56,131
but you're not going to
with her in an outfit like that.

838
00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:57,933
<i>She hasn't a chance</i>
<i>in Total Look.</i>

839
00:58:57,935 --> 00:59:01,169
Not without you
she hasn't, no.

840
00:59:07,176 --> 00:59:08,977
Back in a tick, Shaz.

841
00:59:15,585 --> 00:59:18,287
[ Door Closes ]

842
00:59:19,656 --> 00:59:23,759
[ Breathing Heavily, Groans ]

843
00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:28,964
You okay, love ?

844
00:59:28,966 --> 00:59:30,666
[ Gagging, Sniffling ]

845
00:59:33,803 --> 00:59:36,605
Sorry, Sandra.

846
00:59:36,607 --> 00:59:38,674
<i>I'm sorry, love.</i>

847
00:59:38,676 --> 00:59:41,076
Oh, you liar.

848
00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:43,312
You fucking liar.
<i>Sand--</i>

849
00:59:45,148 --> 00:59:48,116
Out.
Everybody out.

850
00:59:48,118 --> 00:59:50,285
Come on !  Don't you have
homes to go to ?
Scram !  Shoo !

851
00:59:50,287 --> 00:59:52,721
Bugger off !
Hang on, Sandra.

852
00:59:54,657 --> 00:59:57,960
Oh, knew, did ya ?

853
00:59:57,962 --> 01:00:02,130
Of course you bloody did.
And you and all, Phil ?

854
01:00:02,132 --> 01:00:06,635
Traitors all.  Everyone knew,
except the dizzy cow here.

855
01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:09,037
Don't tell her, she's only
her fucking girlfriend,
after all.

856
01:00:09,039 --> 01:00:11,306
- What would she know ?
-  <i>[ Phil ]  Sandra--</i>

857
01:00:11,308 --> 01:00:14,009
Don't you dare !

858
01:00:14,011 --> 01:00:17,679
You come round, after ten years
of blanking me in the street,
telling me I've got no elegance.

859
01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:20,782
Well, you're bloody right,
I've got no elegance.

860
01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:23,018
But I've got a big boot,
and I'm gonna kick you out.
Get out !

861
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:29,091
<i>Out !  And you,</i>
<i>get out of my shop !</i>

862
01:00:29,093 --> 01:00:32,961
What about me highlights ?
Bugger your highlights !
Get out !

863
01:00:46,743 --> 01:00:49,811
Your highlights go green
if you leave them in
too long, love.

864
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:53,415
How long's too long ?
'bout now.

865
01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:58,253
Well, you can find yourself
a new model for tomorrow.

866
01:00:58,255 --> 01:01:02,858
Bloody hell.
I'll sue, I will.

867
01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:05,794
Oh, come on, Sandra.

868
01:01:05,796 --> 01:01:09,798
Love.
You said you were clear.

869
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,668
You said--
You bloody said.

870
01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:46,802
Emergency prescription, please.
Painkillers from Dr. Hamilton.

871
01:01:48,337 --> 01:01:50,205
My friend, Bob.

872
01:01:54,977 --> 01:01:56,945
Did you bring
that nice shampoo ?

873
01:01:58,881 --> 01:02:03,118
<i>It's a bloody silly time</i>
<i>for a haircut.</i>
<i>Daisy ?</i>

874
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:05,320
What are you doing up ?

875
01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:08,757
Oh, I'm in with the dribblers
and the dying, noisy bunch.

876
01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,493
Night's the only quiet time.

877
01:02:11,495 --> 01:02:14,396
You've not got your scissors
on you, have you ?

878
01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:18,166
Get terrible knots
when I'm not seen too regular.

879
01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:20,368
Not that you care.

880
01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:24,172
I'll come tomorrow, Daisy,
and bring my bag of tricks, eh ?

881
01:02:24,174 --> 01:02:28,243
"I'll come tomorrow."
That's what they all say...

882
01:02:28,245 --> 01:02:31,313
<i>but they never do.</i>

883
01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:34,249
And I don't have
many tomorrows, do I ?

884
01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:37,119
In case you've forgotten,
neither do I,
you selfish, old bat.

885
01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:44,826
That's the spirit.

886
01:02:49,532 --> 01:02:52,100
Tomorrow, then.

887
01:03:00,209 --> 01:03:04,012
[ Man ]
Come on, Tony !
Ladies and gents,

888
01:03:04,014 --> 01:03:07,983
welcome back to
Keighley's British Hairdressing
Championships.

889
01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:11,119
All right then,
lovely lasses,

890
01:03:11,121 --> 01:03:14,055
on to the arena,
please, thank you.

891
01:03:14,057 --> 01:03:17,225
[ Crowd Cheering ]

892
01:03:17,227 --> 01:03:20,896
<i>Round Three is entitled,</i>
<i>"Hair By Night."</i>

893
01:03:20,898 --> 01:03:24,166
In "Hair By Night,"
the judges are looking for...

894
01:03:24,168 --> 01:03:29,838
"an evening wear style
<i>which combines elegant</i>
<i>traditionalism...</i>

895
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:34,843
with an imaginative, modern
approach to elaborate, formal
styling," it says here.

896
01:03:34,845 --> 01:03:38,880
Well, it's your Friday night
fancy hairdo, isn't it ?

897
01:03:40,216 --> 01:03:42,818
<i>Can't we just ask someone,</i>
<i>Dad ?</i>

898
01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:45,086
Anyone, we can't just
throw it away now.

899
01:03:45,088 --> 01:03:48,056
Look, even if we had a model,
I've never been one
for evening styles,

900
01:03:48,058 --> 01:03:50,992
that were your mum's bag...
and Ray's.

901
01:03:50,994 --> 01:03:52,928
We could have had 'em.

902
01:04:10,146 --> 01:04:14,015
[ Tony ]  Hurry up
and take your seats, ladies.

903
01:04:17,887 --> 01:04:21,523
[ Tony ]
Competitors of the National
Hairdressing Championships,

904
01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:25,227
you have 45 minutes.

905
01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:28,196
Let cutting commence !

906
01:04:31,234 --> 01:04:35,036
What's it to be today, then ?
Oh, summat special,
I think, Shell.

907
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:37,973
Summat really fancy.

908
01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:40,609
Right you are, then.

909
01:04:44,013 --> 01:04:47,282
♪ I met a devil woman

910
01:04:48,484 --> 01:04:50,352
♪ She took my heart away

911
01:04:52,555 --> 01:04:55,624
♪ She said I've had it
<i>coming to me ♪</i>

912
01:04:55,626 --> 01:04:59,527
I tell ya, he just walked out.
Not a word.

913
01:04:59,529 --> 01:05:04,065
Poached eggs untouched.
Jasmine, baby,
he's gonna be back, okay ?

914
01:05:04,067 --> 01:05:08,036
So... relax.
He better bloody had be,
darling,

915
01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:10,605
I'm not having you do
my Total Look.

916
01:05:12,008 --> 01:05:14,643
Well, smile, for God's sake.

917
01:05:14,645 --> 01:05:16,678
What's the matter with you,
anyway ?
You're cheating.

918
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,180
I'm winning.

919
01:05:19,182 --> 01:05:23,184
♪ Here's something that
<i>you're never gonna forget ♪</i>

920
01:05:23,186 --> 01:05:27,255
♪ Ba-ba-ba-baby
<i>you just ain't seen</i>
<i>no-no-nothing yet ♪</i>

921
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:29,491
♪ Nothing yet
<i>you ain't been around ♪</i>

922
01:05:29,493 --> 01:05:30,992
♪ That's what they told me

923
01:05:45,041 --> 01:05:47,175
♪ And now I'm feeling better

924
01:05:48,477 --> 01:05:50,612
♪ 'Cause I found out
<i>for sure ♪</i>

925
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:54,449
It's one of them
18th-century baroque jobs.

926
01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:58,353
Very popular when that Amadeus
was on at pictures.

927
01:05:58,355 --> 01:06:01,256
[ Bell Rings ]
<i>Stylists...</i>
<i>your time is up.</i>

928
01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:07,128
♪ When I wake up
<i>in the morning, love ♪</i>

929
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:09,965
♪ And the sunlight
<i>hurts my eyes ♪</i>

930
01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:15,403
♪ And something without
<i>warning, love ♪</i>

931
01:06:17,506 --> 01:06:21,643
♪ Bears heavy on my mind

932
01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:25,146
♪ Then I look at you
Smile, love, please.
Just smile.

933
01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:29,017
♪ And the world's
<i>all right with me ♪</i>

934
01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:34,289
♪ Just one look at you

935
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:36,992
♪ And I know it's gonna be

936
01:06:40,329 --> 01:06:44,766
♪ A lovely day

937
01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:47,435
A beauty is that, Shelley.

938
01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,504
A beauty.

939
01:06:52,742 --> 01:06:56,678
[ Fanfare ]
[ Tony ]  Ladies and gentlemen,
the results of round three.

940
01:06:56,680 --> 01:07:01,516
With 80 points,
West London's
the Kilburn Kutters.

941
01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:03,485
[ Audience Applauds ]

942
01:07:07,656 --> 01:07:12,360
With 81 points,
Raymond Robertson's
Hair Studio.

943
01:07:19,468 --> 01:07:23,505
<i>And winning this round</i>
<i>with 91 points,</i>

944
01:07:23,507 --> 01:07:26,408
<i>Our very own,</i>
<i>Yorkshire's pudding,</i>

945
01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:31,646
<i>pride of our hearts,</i>
<i>Keighley's Cut Above !</i>

946
01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:33,648
Fan-bloody-tastic !

947
01:07:33,650 --> 01:07:36,618
[ Tony ]
Yes !  Oh, yes !

948
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:39,487
Eh !

949
01:07:39,489 --> 01:07:43,458
You see ?
You're only three points
behind in the totals.

950
01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:47,629
You can win it, Shell.
All you need is a model
for the Total Look.

951
01:07:47,631 --> 01:07:49,697
That wasn't the point, Phil.

952
01:07:49,699 --> 01:07:53,234
That were never the point.

953
01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:55,437
I'm not with you.

954
01:07:55,439 --> 01:07:59,474
You, me, Brian, Sandra...
family.

955
01:08:04,747 --> 01:08:07,782
No, you're right.

956
01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:09,784
We were never going to work.

957
01:08:12,088 --> 01:08:16,458
[ Tony ]
The final round begins at 6:00,
ladies and gents, 6:00.

958
01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,526
Mum ?

959
01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,399
Your mum was 18
and she'd given up modeling...

960
01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:27,302
when you came along,
and I was styling Sandra.

961
01:08:27,304 --> 01:08:30,505
Dippiest cow
I'd ever come across.

962
01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:34,209
Hair like satin, though.

963
01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:36,211
Beautiful.

964
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:41,716
And me and Sandra,
we'd worked out
the most amazing Total Look.

965
01:08:41,718 --> 01:08:44,719
We spent six months
planning it.

966
01:08:44,721 --> 01:08:49,157
Six months
on a fucking hairdo.

967
01:08:51,794 --> 01:08:54,662
<i>Well, she left...</i>
<i>with your mum.</i>

968
01:08:57,199 --> 01:08:59,534
The night before
the competition.

969
01:09:03,639 --> 01:09:05,440
Fun and games, eh ?

970
01:09:07,476 --> 01:09:11,513
Doesn't sound like it's been
exactly fun and games
for either of 'em.

971
01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:13,581
No.

972
01:09:16,852 --> 01:09:19,654
Got that one wrong,
didn't I ?

973
01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:24,659
I'll put some toast on, eh ?

974
01:09:27,696 --> 01:09:31,799
Ta, lad.
Toast would be grand.

975
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:47,849
[ Woman ]  Excuse me.
[ Woman
Watch where you're going.

976
01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:51,853
Nothing.
Well, where is she ?
We should be prepping her now.

977
01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:56,191
It's close enough as it is
without her going AWOL.
I want that trophy, Louis.

978
01:09:57,826 --> 01:10:02,497
[ Knocking ]
Christina ?

979
01:10:02,499 --> 01:10:05,233
<i>Christina ?</i>

980
01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:10,939
What have you done ?

981
01:10:19,315 --> 01:10:22,584
Louis,

982
01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,886
get me another model.

983
01:10:30,259 --> 01:10:33,628
Get out of my way !

984
01:10:46,976 --> 01:10:50,445
I'm a bit of a mess.

985
01:10:50,447 --> 01:10:54,949
It's the most beautiful cut
I've ever seen in my life.

986
01:10:54,951 --> 01:10:57,418
Don't make fun of me,
please, okay ?

987
01:10:57,420 --> 01:11:00,455
I'm not.  I'm not.

988
01:11:02,658 --> 01:11:04,726
It's beautiful.

989
01:11:22,378 --> 01:11:25,380
No, she's gone out
for a walk.

990
01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:27,048
She's probably
up top of hill.

991
01:11:37,826 --> 01:11:39,894
<i>Your mum.</i>

992
01:11:42,398 --> 01:11:46,301
I'm in the bath.
I'll let you know
when I'm out.

993
01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:50,305
- Mind if I join ya ?
- No lock on the door.

994
01:12:02,851 --> 01:12:06,621
All seems pretty stupid
from this distance.

995
01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:09,991
Sandra, she needs you.

996
01:12:13,062 --> 01:12:15,997
Been through everything
with her, you know ?

997
01:12:16,899 --> 01:12:18,900
Everything.

998
01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:24,439
Didn't tell a soul,
kept it all inside.

999
01:12:24,441 --> 01:12:27,942
Our secret.
The hairless bloody hairdresser.

1000
01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:33,014
But when it comes
down to it,

1001
01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:37,385
she couldn't tell me,
could she ?

1002
01:12:37,387 --> 01:12:41,756
It's not me
she needs, Phil.

1003
01:12:41,758 --> 01:12:43,758
It's you.

1004
01:12:46,695 --> 01:12:50,031
Maybe it's neither,
it's us.

1005
01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:52,433
<i>Not much of an us,</i>
<i>you and me.</i>

1006
01:12:52,435 --> 01:12:54,669
<i>Seen worse.</i>
<i>Really ?</i>

1007
01:12:56,071 --> 01:12:58,973
- Maybe not.
-  <i>[ Laughs ]</i>
<i>Aye.</i>

1008
01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:03,711
<i>Still, has to be</i>
<i>worth a shot.</i>

1009
01:13:06,915 --> 01:13:10,685
- Please.
- Well, I never thought...

1010
01:13:10,687 --> 01:13:13,621
I'd hear "please"
come out of your gob.

1011
01:13:13,623 --> 01:13:16,591
You must be desperate.

1012
01:13:19,962 --> 01:13:22,864
Is it still there,
the tattoo ?

1013
01:13:22,866 --> 01:13:27,702
Oh, I guess faded a bit, eh ?

1014
01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:29,504
I haven't looked in ages.

1015
01:13:34,143 --> 01:13:36,411
I'm not proud
of what I did, Phil.

1016
01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:40,882
I didn't want to
run off with her.

1017
01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:44,719
I couldn't help it.
I just fell in love with her.

1018
01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:46,754
<i>Me too, kid.</i>

1019
01:13:46,756 --> 01:13:50,124
Me too.

1020
01:13:50,126 --> 01:13:53,761
♪ [ Fanfare ]

1021
01:13:53,763 --> 01:13:55,930
[ Crowd Cheering ]

1022
01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:02,036
[ Man ]
All right, Tony ?
Eh-up, sexy.

1023
01:14:04,473 --> 01:14:09,110
Welcome back to the final round
of the British Hairdressing
Championships.

1024
01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:14,081
The Total Look, ladies
and gents, is where the stylists
recreate, not just the hair,

1025
01:14:14,083 --> 01:14:18,719
but the entire costume
of an era, person...

1026
01:14:18,721 --> 01:14:20,922
or concept even.

1027
01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:25,626
The costumes
and hair preparations
have been worked on for weeks.

1028
01:14:25,628 --> 01:14:27,628
The hair, however,

1029
01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:31,699
needs to be created
in just 45 minutes.

1030
01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:37,104
So, for the final time
in this year's competition,

1031
01:14:37,106 --> 01:14:41,042
models to the mirrors, please.

1032
01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:48,149
And here they are,
the top six teams...

1033
01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:50,585
who've made it
to the grand finale,

1034
01:14:50,587 --> 01:14:55,089
where they'll challenge
to become British Champion.

1035
01:14:55,091 --> 01:14:57,859
[ Tony ]
Hey, I'll say this,

1036
01:14:57,861 --> 01:15:01,629
what's Las Vegas got
that Keighley hasn't ?

1037
01:15:01,631 --> 01:15:03,598
Eh ?  Nowt.

1038
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:07,835
Razzle-dazzle, entertainment,
thrills and spills ?

1039
01:15:07,837 --> 01:15:11,572
By God, we've got it all.

1040
01:15:11,574 --> 01:15:13,708
Viva Las Keighley !

1041
01:15:14,776 --> 01:15:17,044
Yeah !

1042
01:15:17,046 --> 01:15:21,115
Ray, found one.
It's all bloody green !

1043
01:15:21,117 --> 01:15:23,985
She'll have to do.
Come on, love.

1044
01:15:28,123 --> 01:15:31,192
So what do you think
the chances are, eh, Louis ?

1045
01:15:31,194 --> 01:15:33,995
Well, we're in the clear,
The Cut Above's a no-show.

1046
01:15:35,697 --> 01:15:37,565
Where the bugger are they ?

1047
01:15:39,134 --> 01:15:41,536
What about the bloody
Kilburn Kutters ?

1048
01:15:41,538 --> 01:15:45,006
Well, something's up,
Robert's not doing Total Look.
He always does it.

1049
01:15:45,008 --> 01:15:48,776
-  <i>[ Ray ]</i>
<i>Ooh.</i>
<i>- Mmm.  Good luck.</i>

1050
01:15:48,778 --> 01:15:50,978
Hey, Mum !

1051
01:15:56,084 --> 01:15:58,119
Mum !

1052
01:15:59,588 --> 01:16:02,623
What is it, love ?

1053
01:16:02,625 --> 01:16:04,825
It's Dad.
He's cutting !

1054
01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:25,913
[ Tony ]
Hairdresser of the Year
'80, '81, '82.

1055
01:16:25,915 --> 01:16:30,885
Twice British Champion,
1981, '82.

1056
01:16:30,887 --> 01:16:33,220
Ladies and gentlemen,
Keighley's Phil Allen.

1057
01:16:39,661 --> 01:16:42,763
Just like old times, this.

1058
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:47,735
<i>The moment of truth.</i>
<i>You have 45 minutes,</i>
<i>starting now.</i>

1059
01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:55,176
Calm down.  I've done this
a thousand times, all right ?

1060
01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:57,178
Robert always does
the wedding rig on me.

1061
01:16:57,180 --> 01:17:01,015
Well, you put an end to that,
didn't you, babe ?

1062
01:17:06,254 --> 01:17:10,324
Go on, love.
It's been waiting ten years,
after all.

1063
01:17:20,335 --> 01:17:24,338
♪ Baby, don't you know
<i>I'm just human ♪</i>

1064
01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:27,375
♪ And I've got thoughts
<i>like any other man ♪</i>

1065
01:17:27,377 --> 01:17:32,647
♪ And sometimes I feel myself
<i>alone regretting ♪</i>

1066
01:17:32,649 --> 01:17:35,716
♪ Some foolish thing
<i>Some foolish thing</i>
<i>I've done ♪</i>

1067
01:17:35,718 --> 01:17:39,787
♪ But I'm just a soul
<i>whose intentions are good ♪</i>

1068
01:17:39,789 --> 01:17:43,658
♪ Oh Lord, please don't let
<i>me be misunderstood ♪</i>

1069
01:17:59,941 --> 01:18:02,143
♪ Oh Lord

1070
01:18:02,145 --> 01:18:06,714
♪ Don't you let me
<i>be misunderstood ♪</i>

1071
01:18:06,716 --> 01:18:09,717
♪ Don't let me be

1072
01:18:09,719 --> 01:18:13,087
♪ Don't let me be
<i>misunderstood ♪</i>

1073
01:18:14,389 --> 01:18:16,424
[ Bell Rings ]

1074
01:18:22,898 --> 01:18:26,000
[ Tony ]
Ladies and gentlemen...

1075
01:18:26,002 --> 01:18:29,103
Suzie as "Still Life."

1076
01:18:32,774 --> 01:18:37,044
[ Tony ]
A total of 73 points,
ladies and gentlemen.

1077
01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:44,752
<i>And now we have</i>
<i>The Style Warriors</i>
<i>from Birmingham.</i>

1078
01:18:47,789 --> 01:18:50,124
Ladies and gentlemen...

1079
01:18:50,126 --> 01:18:52,493
Ebony as "Winter."

1080
01:18:57,499 --> 01:19:00,735
My dad,
did you see him ?
Shh.  They're judging.

1081
01:19:12,447 --> 01:19:15,816
[ Tony ]
The Style Warriors
with Ebony as "Winter."

1082
01:19:15,818 --> 01:19:19,086
I wish we had that kind
of winter in Keighley, eh ?

1083
01:19:22,457 --> 01:19:25,126
Eighty-two points.

1084
01:19:25,128 --> 01:19:30,197
Okay, it's now the turn
of the Kilburn Kutters...

1085
01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:32,767
from West London.

1086
01:19:32,769 --> 01:19:37,505
[ Vincent ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
Jasmine as "Marriage."

1087
01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:46,981
[ Man ]
Is that how it's
supposed to be ?

1088
01:19:52,154 --> 01:19:55,456
[ Screaming ]

1089
01:19:57,959 --> 01:20:02,963
Er, 65 points.
Big round of applause, please,
ladies and gents.

1090
01:20:05,033 --> 01:20:08,536
<i>And now,</i>
<i>it's Raymond Robertson's</i>
<i>Hair Studio.</i>

1091
01:20:21,449 --> 01:20:26,353
Ladies and gentlemen,
it now gives me
the profoundest pleasure...

1092
01:20:26,355 --> 01:20:28,355
to introduce you...

1093
01:20:28,357 --> 01:20:33,227
to the very lovely "Nefertita."

1094
01:21:03,225 --> 01:21:05,593
[ Tony ]
Ninety points !

1095
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:10,431
Well, that keeps him
in the lead overall.

1096
01:21:10,433 --> 01:21:13,267
Ninety points
for Raymond Robertson.

1097
01:21:15,203 --> 01:21:18,072
It's going to close,
ladies and gents.
It's gonna be very close.

1098
01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:19,607
Thank you, Raymond.

1099
01:21:20,976 --> 01:21:23,177
<i>And last but not least,</i>

1100
01:21:23,179 --> 01:21:28,349
Keighley's own
The Cut Above.
[ Audience Cheers ]

1101
01:21:41,129 --> 01:21:42,997
Sandra as--

1102
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:48,168
[ Man ]
Come on, Keighley !
Well...

1103
01:21:51,039 --> 01:21:54,275
as Sandra.

1104
01:22:36,584 --> 01:22:39,353
Give it all you got !

1105
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,702
[ Woman ]
Come on, Keighley,
you can do it.

1106
01:22:54,704 --> 01:22:56,704
[ Man ]
Come on, Keighley !

1107
01:22:56,706 --> 01:23:00,541
Ninety-friggin'-four !

1108
01:23:00,543 --> 01:23:02,443
Yeah !  Yes !

1109
01:23:03,645 --> 01:23:07,581
[ Tony ]
The Cut Above, 94 points !

1110
01:23:07,583 --> 01:23:10,551
Which makes them...

1111
01:23:10,553 --> 01:23:14,221
overall British
Hairdressing Champions...

1112
01:23:14,223 --> 01:23:16,256
<i>Hair 2000 !</i>

1113
01:23:16,258 --> 01:23:19,059
[ Tony ]
Yes !

1114
01:23:19,061 --> 01:23:22,563
We've bloody gone
and done it !  Yes !

1115
01:23:22,565 --> 01:23:27,201
<i>Hey, who's laughing</i>
<i>at Keighley now, eh ?</i>

1116
01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:29,670
No one !  No !

1117
01:23:29,672 --> 01:23:34,041
Champions !
Come on, give it plenty !

1118
01:23:34,043 --> 01:23:37,745
Champions !
Keighley the champions !

1119
01:23:37,747 --> 01:23:40,314
[ Together ]
Yeah !

1120
01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:45,019
I'm sorry.

1121
01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:51,358
Back to London if you--
if you want a lift.

1122
01:23:54,696 --> 01:23:57,131
No.

1123
01:24:00,101 --> 01:24:02,036
Well, look after yourself,
won't you ?

1124
01:24:04,339 --> 01:24:06,140
You too, Dad.

1125
01:24:45,647 --> 01:24:47,714
Look at you.

1126
01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:53,220
How are you ?

1127
01:24:54,856 --> 01:24:58,392
Never better, love.
Never better.

1128
01:25:07,168 --> 01:25:09,236
You could've told me,
Shell.

1129
01:25:09,238 --> 01:25:12,473
Me, of all people.

1130
01:25:12,475 --> 01:25:15,175
You of all people
I couldn't.

1131
01:25:17,378 --> 01:25:19,146
Ah, love.

1132
01:25:24,185 --> 01:25:25,853
Ah, love.

1133
01:25:28,389 --> 01:25:30,457
Phil.

1134
01:25:49,777 --> 01:25:51,845
Beautiful, love.

1135
01:25:51,847 --> 01:25:54,681
Beautiful.

1136
01:25:54,683 --> 01:25:59,319
[ Laughs ]
Thank you very much.

1137
01:26:05,527 --> 01:26:07,494
They went mad in there.

1138
01:26:07,496 --> 01:26:10,464
[ Both Laugh ]

1139
01:26:10,466 --> 01:26:12,266
Home ?

1140
01:26:14,435 --> 01:26:17,738
Yeah... home.

1141
01:26:20,542 --> 01:26:23,911
[ Sandra ]
Shell, lend us
one of your wigs ?

1142
01:26:23,913 --> 01:26:27,781
[ Phil ]
What do you mean ?
That's a prize-winning haircut.

1143
01:26:32,353 --> 01:26:36,890
♪ This time the girl
is gonna stay ♪

1144
01:26:39,327 --> 01:26:44,331
♪ This time the girl
is gonna sta-ay ♪

1145
01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:48,702
♪ For more than just a day

1146
01:26:51,472 --> 01:26:55,475
♪ Well, I just can't help
believing ♪

1147
01:26:55,477 --> 01:26:59,346
♪ When she slips her hand
in my hand ♪

1148
01:26:59,348 --> 01:27:02,549
♪ And it feels so small
and helpless ♪

1149
01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:07,888
♪ And my fingers fold
around it like a glove ♪

1150
01:27:12,827 --> 01:27:16,263
♪ I just can't help believing

1151
01:27:16,265 --> 01:27:19,533
♪ When she's whispering
her magic ♪

1152
01:27:19,535 --> 01:27:25,239
♪ And her tears are shining
honey sweet with love ♪

1153
01:27:30,712 --> 01:27:34,648
♪ This time the girl
is gonna stay ♪

1154
01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:37,784
♪ This time the girl
<i>is gonna stay ♪</i>

1155
01:27:37,786 --> 01:27:42,956
♪ This time the girl
is gonna sta-ay ♪

1156
01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:46,326
♪ For more than just a day

1157
01:28:15,957 --> 01:28:19,893
♪ For more than just a day

1158
01:28:24,365 --> 01:28:27,367
♪ Oh, I just
<i>can't help believing ♪</i>

1159
01:28:27,369 --> 01:28:30,637
Sing the song, baby.
♪ Oh, I just
<i>can't help believing ♪</i>

1160
01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:34,374
One more time.
♪ Oh, I just
<i>can't help believing ♪</i>

1161
01:28:34,376 --> 01:28:38,712
Yeah, one more.
♪ Oh, I just
<i>can't help believing ♪</i>

1162
01:28:46,821 --> 01:28:50,390
♪ For more than just a day

1163
01:28:54,929 --> 01:28:58,365
♪ Oh, I just
can't help believing ♪

1164
01:28:58,367 --> 01:29:01,902
♪ When she slips her hand
in my hand ♪

1165
01:29:01,904 --> 01:29:05,439
♪ And it feels so small
and helpless ♪

1166
01:29:05,441 --> 01:29:10,444
♪ And my fingers fold
around it like a glove ♪

1167
01:29:15,616 --> 01:29:18,919
♪ I just can't help believing

1168
01:29:18,921 --> 01:29:22,389
♪ When she smiles
and whispers her magic ♪

1169
01:29:22,391 --> 01:29:27,728
♪ And her tears are shining
honey sweet with love ♪

1170
01:29:33,501 --> 01:29:37,537
♪ This time the girl
is gonna stay ♪

1171
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:40,607
♪ This time the girl
<i>is gonna stay ♪</i>

1172
01:29:40,609 --> 01:29:45,145
♪ This time the girl
is gonna sta-ay ♪

1173
01:29:45,147 --> 01:29:49,683
♪ For more than just a day

1174
01:29:53,121 --> 01:29:56,456
♪ Oh, I just
<i>can't help believing ♪</i>

1175
01:29:56,458 --> 01:29:58,825
Take it, babe.
♪ Oh, I just
<i>can't help believing ♪</i>

1176
01:29:58,827 --> 01:30:02,429
Yo.
♪ Oh, I just
<i>can't help believing ♪</i>

1177
01:30:02,431 --> 01:30:06,633
♪ Oh, I just
<i>can't help believing ♪</i>

1178
01:30:11,439 --> 01:30:14,107
[ Applause ]