1 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,097 This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart... 2 00:02:34,186 --> 00:02:37,285 ...and how it changed our valley forever. 3 00:02:37,586 --> 00:02:39,750 There was a time not so long ago... 4 00:02:39,892 --> 00:02:44,329 ...when pigs were afforded no respect except by other pigs. 5 00:02:44,416 --> 00:02:49,781 They lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. 6 00:03:03,675 --> 00:03:08,574 In those days, pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat... 7 00:03:08,637 --> 00:03:11,467 ...the sooner they'd be taken into pig paradise. 8 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:15,083 - Get up! - A place so wonderful... 9 00:03:15,305 --> 00:03:18,535 ...that no pig had ever thought to come back. 10 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:30,371 Good-bye, Mom. 11 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:36,149 So when the day came for their parents to go to that other world of endless pleasures... 12 00:03:36,311 --> 00:03:38,878 ...it was not a time for young pigs to be sad. 13 00:03:39,028 --> 00:03:43,891 Just another step towards the day when they, too, would make the journey. 14 00:03:59,355 --> 00:04:01,389 Perhaps it was because he was alone. 15 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,598 Perhaps his sadness made him easier to catch. 16 00:04:04,776 --> 00:04:08,668 Whatever the reason, of the thousands of animals in the piggery that day... 17 00:04:08,777 --> 00:04:10,973 ...only one was chosen. 18 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:13,235 - How's this one, Harry? - Just right for the purpose. 19 00:04:13,315 --> 00:04:17,513 - How much do I owe you? - It's a runt, Harry. A worthless, little runt. 20 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,173 You're too modest, Esme Hoggett. 21 00:04:36,185 --> 00:04:38,919 Nine out of 10 first prizes for jams and jellies... 22 00:04:39,062 --> 00:04:40,596 ...is more than a matter of luck. 23 00:04:40,664 --> 00:04:44,359 Luck still plays its part. Our berries were wickedly good this year. 24 00:04:44,504 --> 00:04:46,798 And our water is very tasty too. 25 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,790 Of course, we don't use the town water. 26 00:04:53,151 --> 00:04:56,581 Arthur Hoggett! How's it going, Arthur? 27 00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,072 How are those sheep of yours? Come on, try your luck. 28 00:04:59,175 --> 00:05:02,806 How about taking a guess, Arthur? All for a good cause. 29 00:05:05,881 --> 00:05:10,786 - Don't keep pigs. - Christmas day. Think of it. What a feast! 30 00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:13,115 That'll do, Pig. 31 00:05:16,948 --> 00:05:21,147 The pig and the farmer regarded each other. 32 00:05:21,345 --> 00:05:25,174 And for a fleeting moment, something passed between them. 33 00:05:25,330 --> 00:05:30,167 - A faint sense of some common destiny. - Hah. Strange. 34 00:05:30,383 --> 00:05:33,008 First time the little thing hasn't screamed its head off. 35 00:05:33,351 --> 00:05:35,415 Now you'll have to have a guess. 36 00:05:37,935 --> 00:05:39,931 Sixteen pounds, five... 37 00:05:49,555 --> 00:05:51,089 Two ounces. 38 00:05:56,553 --> 00:05:58,813 Hooey! Hoggett! 39 00:05:59,134 --> 00:06:01,034 Hooey! Hoggett! 40 00:06:01,213 --> 00:06:04,605 Thanks, Arthur. We'll be weighing the little pig tomorrow. 41 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:06,696 We'll phone you if you win. 42 00:06:07,144 --> 00:06:09,805 When you win, Arthur. When you win! 43 00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:12,794 Care to guess the pig's weight, sir? 44 00:06:13,251 --> 00:06:15,112 Support the Lion's Club. 45 00:06:40,652 --> 00:06:42,586 What could we do with a pig, eh, Duchess? 46 00:06:42,678 --> 00:06:45,909 Just think. Two nice hams. Two sides of bacon. 47 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:50,702 Oh, and pork chops, kidney, liver, chitlins, pickle his feet. 48 00:06:50,864 --> 00:06:53,465 Save his blood for black puddin'. There's the telephone. 49 00:06:53,612 --> 00:06:54,973 Hoggett! 50 00:06:55,497 --> 00:06:58,358 Good news, Arthur. You've won the pig. 51 00:07:03,822 --> 00:07:06,920 Pigs are definitely stupid 52 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:27,640 - What is it, Mom? - That's a pig. 53 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:30,448 - They'll eat him when he's big. - Will they eat us? 54 00:07:30,552 --> 00:07:33,911 Good heavens, no! The bosses only eat stupid animals... 55 00:07:33,924 --> 00:07:36,349 ...like sheep and ducks and chickens. 56 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,427 It does look stupid, Mom. 57 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:52,179 Not as stupid as sheep, mind you. But pigs are definitely stupid. 58 00:07:52,724 --> 00:07:55,882 Excuse me. No, we're not. 59 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,102 - Good heavens! Who are you? - I'm a Large White. 60 00:07:59,164 --> 00:08:02,597 - Yes, that's your breed, dear. What's your name? - I don't know. 61 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:06,848 What did your mother call you to tell you apart from your brothers and sisters? 62 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,967 Our mom called us all the same. 63 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,794 And what was that, dear? 64 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,666 She called us all Babe. 65 00:08:12,721 --> 00:08:16,586 Perhaps we shouldn't talk too much about, uh, family. 66 00:08:18,205 --> 00:08:20,607 I want my mom. 67 00:08:25,590 --> 00:08:29,356 There, there. You've got to be a brave boy now. 68 00:08:29,451 --> 00:08:33,617 I left my mother when I was your age, and my pups will have to leave me soon. 69 00:08:33,765 --> 00:08:37,465 But I'll keep an eye on you, if you like, just 'til you find your feet. 70 00:08:43,098 --> 00:08:46,265 The little pig's a bit low. He's going to sleep with us... 71 00:08:46,570 --> 00:08:48,630 ...just 'til he finds his feet. 72 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,406 Until he finds his feet. 73 00:08:59,007 --> 00:09:01,341 But, Mom, he'll wet the bed! 74 00:09:01,489 --> 00:09:02,886 Nonsense! 75 00:09:03,048 --> 00:09:06,676 If you do want to do anything, you'll go outside, won't you? 76 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:10,375 Good boy. 77 00:09:15,038 --> 00:09:17,033 Stomp on him! 78 00:09:17,463 --> 00:09:19,525 What's your name, Pig? 79 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:22,792 - What does he taste like? - Where did he come from? 80 00:09:44,224 --> 00:09:46,923 Hey, get lost! 81 00:09:56,057 --> 00:09:58,725 We've got to do something about that duck. 82 00:10:04,012 --> 00:10:05,703 - What's that noise? - It's only Ferdinand. 83 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,748 - What's Ferdinand? - He's a duck. 84 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:10,708 - He wants to be a rooster. - He hates being a duck. 85 00:10:10,732 --> 00:10:13,699 We'll catch him one day and eat him. Won't we, Mom? 86 00:10:13,769 --> 00:10:15,194 Yes, dear. 87 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,828 Who'd want to eat a duck? 88 00:10:46,130 --> 00:10:48,093 Babe, you wait here. 89 00:10:48,146 --> 00:10:50,612 - Aren't pigs allowed? - Not live ones. 90 00:10:50,662 --> 00:10:53,254 Sorry, dear. Only dogs and cats inside the house. 91 00:10:53,352 --> 00:10:56,220 - Why? - That's just the way things are. 92 00:11:17,964 --> 00:11:19,258 Pig-pig-piggy! 93 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,167 Ooh, what a spectacular feast I've got for you. 94 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:25,370 Oh, yes! What a lucky little pork chop you are. 95 00:11:25,637 --> 00:11:27,931 Delicious! Oh, yes! Yum, yum, yum. 96 00:11:28,106 --> 00:11:30,572 Who's gonna grow up to be a big, fat pig? 97 00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:32,788 You are! You are! 98 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:46,634 - Where are we going? - To work with the sheep. 99 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,400 - What's sheep? - Sheep is animals with thick, woolly coats. 100 00:11:49,450 --> 00:11:52,675 And thick woolly heads. And men can't look after them without us. 101 00:11:52,734 --> 00:11:56,395 - Why do they need us? - 'Cause we're sheepdogs! Yeah! 102 00:12:10,505 --> 00:12:12,249 - Not you, dear. - Why not? 103 00:12:12,333 --> 00:12:17,262 We have to do dogs' work. You're a pig. Your job is to stay here and eat your food. 104 00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:19,314 We'll be back at the end of the day. 105 00:12:28,973 --> 00:12:32,243 They don't think I'll remember. Well, I don't forget. 106 00:12:32,394 --> 00:12:35,213 Seems like a sheep's just born to suffer. 107 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:38,032 Hello? Excuse me. 108 00:12:39,442 --> 00:12:40,260 Darn wolf! 109 00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:43,904 - I'm not a wolf. I'm a pig. What are you? - Ewe. 110 00:12:44,173 --> 00:12:46,466 Pig. What are you? 111 00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:49,596 I'm a ewe. A ewe! 112 00:12:49,778 --> 00:12:53,589 - You're a sheep! - I'll not be called a common sheep, thank you kindly. 113 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,885 I'm a Border Leicester ewe. The name's Maa. 114 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,116 - What's wrong with you, Maa? - Foot rot. And I got me a nasty cough. 115 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:05,148 And I'm not as young as I used to be. 116 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,333 - Seem like a nice young pig. What be your name? - Babe. 117 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,320 Not like them wolves. Treat you like dirt, they do! 118 00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,969 Bite you as soon as look at you, those savages! 119 00:13:25,995 --> 00:13:28,872 - Bite you? - And worse. Some wolves be so bad... 120 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,569 ...they run a sheep down and tear it to pieces. 121 00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,880 Fly would never do that! 122 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:37,858 Fly, is it? A right vicious creature she be, I'll tell you. 123 00:13:37,959 --> 00:13:40,921 - Not Fly. - All them wolves is cruel to sheep. 124 00:13:41,022 --> 00:13:42,122 Always have been. 125 00:13:42,163 --> 00:13:44,657 Brutal savages! That's what they be. 126 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:49,245 I wouldn't want to see a gentle soul like you mixin' with the likes of them. 127 00:14:01,002 --> 00:14:03,280 That afternoon when he saw Fly... 128 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:06,297 ...the pig's mind was a tangle of questions. 129 00:14:06,721 --> 00:14:09,940 Cruel, vicious, brutal? 130 00:14:10,353 --> 00:14:13,706 What was it that dogs did in the fields all day? 131 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:18,207 - Hello, Babe? Had a good day? - Yes, thank you. 132 00:14:28,392 --> 00:14:31,595 The old sheep had to be wrong about Fly. 133 00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:37,401 And the pig promised himself that he would never think badly of any creature ever again. 134 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,382 Crime and Punishment 135 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:47,668 The morning of the terrible crime... 136 00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:50,403 ...started like any other on Hoggett Farm. 137 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,276 Comin' through! Comin' through! 138 00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,436 Take off! 139 00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:01,225 - Now! - Up, up, up. 140 00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:10,067 I was worried it might have a harsh tone, but that's quite a nice musical ring. 141 00:15:10,364 --> 00:15:13,875 I walked into O'Halloran's Hardware, and there it was waiting for me. 142 00:15:13,992 --> 00:15:16,036 What a splendid way to wake up each morning! 143 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,685 Hoggett, dear. Church. 144 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,736 When embarking on an audacious crime... 145 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,332 ...a duck needs a willing accomplice. 146 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,342 A creature who is reliable, beyond suspicion, 147 00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,295 ...and above all... extremely gullible. 148 00:15:40,264 --> 00:15:41,448 What? 149 00:15:41,701 --> 00:15:44,295 You look like an intelligent, sophisticated, discerning young fella. 150 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:49,788 - Who, me? - Yeah. Follow me. Oh, boy! Are you in for some fun! 151 00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:52,468 What are we doin'? Where are we goin'? 152 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:57,206 Now the duck knew exactly what he had to do. 153 00:15:57,416 --> 00:16:01,986 The alarm clock had to go. His very life depended on it. 154 00:16:02,101 --> 00:16:04,694 - Do you see it? - Yes. 155 00:16:04,885 --> 00:16:05,985 Good. 156 00:16:06,913 --> 00:16:09,632 So I go through the kitchen, across the living room... 157 00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:11,788 - Good, good. - ...into the bedroom. 158 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,524 Get the mechanical rooster and bring it out to you. 159 00:16:14,691 --> 00:16:17,569 - What about that cat? - But quietly bring it out to you. 160 00:16:17,656 --> 00:16:19,724 - Excellent. - I don't think I can do it. 161 00:16:19,821 --> 00:16:23,049 It's against the rules. Only dogs and cats allowed in the house. 162 00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:27,534 It's a good rule, but this is bigger than rules. This is life and death. 163 00:16:27,571 --> 00:16:29,822 - It is? - Mm-hmm. Follow me. 164 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:35,096 - Hello! Look, there's something you should know. - Yes? 165 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,656 - Humans eat ducks! - I beg your pardon? 166 00:16:38,755 --> 00:16:42,901 Most ducks prefer to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump ducks. 167 00:16:42,928 --> 00:16:46,314 I don't think so. Not the boss. Not the boss's wife. 168 00:16:46,361 --> 00:16:49,213 Come on. Humans don't eat cats. Why? 169 00:16:49,334 --> 00:16:51,403 - Well, they're-- - They're indispensable. They catch mice. 170 00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:55,944 Humans don't eat roosters. Why? They make eggs with the hens and wake everyone up in the morning. 171 00:16:56,051 --> 00:16:57,786 I tried it with the hens. It didn't work. 172 00:16:57,863 --> 00:17:00,815 So I turned to crowing, and lo! I discover my gift. 173 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:05,478 But no sooner do I become indispensable then they bring in a machine to do the job! 174 00:17:05,745 --> 00:17:07,121 Ah, the treachery of it! 175 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:08,871 A mechanical rooster! 176 00:17:09,073 --> 00:17:11,941 - Oh, dear me. - Oh, dear you? 177 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:16,761 I suppose the life of an anorexic duck... 178 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:20,464 ...doesn't amount to much in the broad scheme of things. 179 00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:21,981 But, pig... 180 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,108 ...I'm all I've got. 181 00:17:25,095 --> 00:17:26,830 Why do you need me to do it? 182 00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:29,473 I'm allergic to cats. 183 00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,906 They make me sneeze. 184 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:39,008 Don't worry. I won't wake the cat. 185 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:44,288 My life is in your hands. 186 00:17:44,515 --> 00:17:46,950 Oh, dear. 187 00:17:48,993 --> 00:17:50,945 Oh, no! 188 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:55,517 No, no, no! 189 00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:07,949 Your foot, your foot! Take the string off your foot. 190 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,943 Wait, wait. Let me put it this way. Stop. Turn around... 191 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,341 No, no! The other way! Turn. 192 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,554 No, stop! 193 00:19:24,841 --> 00:19:26,492 Stop! Stop, stop, stop! 194 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:38,851 Don't, don't, stupid. Go outside... now. 195 00:19:38,982 --> 00:19:42,444 - But you said you can't do without me. - I can. Trust me, I can. 196 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:45,152 - Are you sure? You're positive? - Yes! 197 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,912 - Go outside and stand guard. - Okay. 198 00:19:49,064 --> 00:19:50,640 Good idea. 199 00:19:58,548 --> 00:20:01,775 Oh, boy. Want something done, you gotta do it yourself. 200 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,174 Guard against what? 201 00:20:16,792 --> 00:20:23,417 Don't worry. Stick with me and please, I beg you, not one more word. 202 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,776 All right. 203 00:21:20,614 --> 00:21:22,307 Don't sneeze, Ferdie. 204 00:21:23,075 --> 00:21:24,785 Just hold your breath. 205 00:22:24,876 --> 00:22:28,604 It was my mistake. I was trying to loosen things up a little. 206 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:31,202 But, no. Today proves that it doesn't work. 207 00:22:31,426 --> 00:22:33,495 From now on, we'll all respect the rules. 208 00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,437 To each creature its own destiny. 209 00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,983 Every animal in its proper place. 210 00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:42,636 And a pig's proper place is under the old cart, not in the barn. 211 00:22:42,854 --> 00:22:45,681 And absolutely never in the house. 212 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,709 - Is that understood? - Yes, sir. 213 00:22:48,852 --> 00:22:52,838 Now, Pig, regarding the company you keep. Being young... 214 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:56,020 ...it's hard to discriminate, so I'll make it easy for you. 215 00:22:56,225 --> 00:23:01,687 I forbid you to talk to or consort with that duck... ever. 216 00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:07,457 - Have I made myself clear? - Uh... what's " consort"? 217 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:12,210 I t means, young man, that you must not go anywhere near that duck. 218 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:15,899 As for the fugitive duck, when he shows himself, let him know this: 219 00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:20,828 Being a duck he must behave like a duck. No more of this crowing nonsense. 220 00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,778 He should accept what he is and be thankful for it. 221 00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:26,888 - That goes for all of us. - Here, here! 222 00:23:27,915 --> 00:23:30,750 Rex continued long into the night. 223 00:23:31,403 --> 00:23:33,530 Elsewhere, there was more talk. 224 00:23:33,677 --> 00:23:36,079 The subject was Christmas dinner... 225 00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:39,719 ...and whether that year the main course would be roast pork... 226 00:23:39,863 --> 00:23:41,956 ...or Duck a l'Orange. 227 00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:45,232 And pork is a nice, sweet meat. 228 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:48,842 Then there's the crackling. That always adds interest and texture. 229 00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:53,483 Get him! 230 00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:58,521 Get the pig! Get the pig! Get the pig! 231 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:00,389 Get him! Get him! 232 00:24:29,045 --> 00:24:32,321 Ferdinand! Everyone's been looking for you. 233 00:24:32,777 --> 00:24:35,088 - What is this place? - What's happenin' out there? 234 00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:39,603 Rex isn't very happy. Boy, all these new rules! 235 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,338 I'm not allowed to... Oops. 236 00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:43,420 Not allowed to what? 237 00:24:47,005 --> 00:24:48,591 What? 238 00:24:49,862 --> 00:24:51,162 You didn't see me, all right? 239 00:24:51,299 --> 00:24:53,977 And I didn't see you. All right? 240 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:33,223 The time comes for all creatures... 241 00:25:33,453 --> 00:25:35,088 ...when childhood ends... 242 00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:38,713 ...and the doorway opens to life as an adult. 243 00:25:40,275 --> 00:25:43,504 And so it was with Fly's pups. 244 00:25:45,926 --> 00:25:49,603 Though that time was all too soon for Fly. 245 00:25:51,063 --> 00:25:53,665 Puppy, puppy, puppy. Come on. 246 00:26:12,838 --> 00:26:14,156 In my pocket. 247 00:27:01,484 --> 00:27:02,710 Fly? 248 00:27:05,100 --> 00:27:07,093 May I call you Mom? 249 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,887 And so it was that the pig... 250 00:27:16,983 --> 00:27:19,861 ...found his place in the world of the farm. 251 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:25,097 And he was happy, even in his dreams. 252 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,930 - Hello! - Folks, how are you? Merry Christmas! 253 00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:57,427 How's my favorite girl? 254 00:27:57,950 --> 00:27:59,794 Nanny's got a jellybean. 255 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:02,982 Give us a kiss. 256 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,535 Guess what we're having for Christmas dinner? 257 00:28:05,642 --> 00:28:08,853 - Roast pork. - I hate pork. 258 00:28:09,060 --> 00:28:11,946 Darn silly carry-on, if you ask me. 259 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:15,361 The cats says they call it Christmas. 260 00:28:17,065 --> 00:28:19,866 Christmas! Christmas dinner, yeah. 261 00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:22,027 Dinner means death. 262 00:28:22,164 --> 00:28:27,166 Death means carnage! Christmas means carnage! 263 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,084 Christmas means carnage! 264 00:28:51,251 --> 00:28:52,477 Yes! 265 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:58,171 Wait. 266 00:28:58,500 --> 00:29:02,785 Eatin' pigs! Blaah! Barbarians! 267 00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:04,837 You're goin' back to the fields, Maa. 268 00:29:04,870 --> 00:29:08,048 Oh, young'un, tragic there ain't more of your kind. 269 00:29:08,305 --> 00:29:11,925 - I'll be thinkin' of ya always. - I could come visit you, Maa. 270 00:29:11,982 --> 00:29:14,217 I'd like that, but... 271 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,558 Well, we shouldn't hope for too much. Ooh! 272 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:40,319 And so, it was Christmas Eve. 273 00:29:40,522 --> 00:29:43,324 And time had run out for the pig. 274 00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:45,668 Are you doing him tonight then? 275 00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:50,028 Good. The blood'll drain by morning. 276 00:29:51,558 --> 00:29:53,551 - Pity. - What's that? 277 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,366 Nothin'. 278 00:29:55,825 --> 00:29:58,235 What on earth are you babbling on about? 279 00:30:02,752 --> 00:30:06,272 Shame to miss out on the best ham prize at next year's fair, is all. 280 00:30:07,039 --> 00:30:09,466 Nice plump haunches he's gettin'. 281 00:30:09,815 --> 00:30:11,216 Beautiful. 282 00:30:12,392 --> 00:30:13,751 Still... 283 00:30:14,561 --> 00:30:16,463 ...silly to wait, I suppose. 284 00:31:30,582 --> 00:31:32,134 Here it is! 285 00:31:32,466 --> 00:31:34,426 - The bird. - Yuck. Chicken? 286 00:31:34,769 --> 00:31:36,404 No, it's Duck a l'Orange. 287 00:31:36,571 --> 00:31:39,015 And, Mother, it looks absolutely superb. 288 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,843 - I'm not going to eat any of it! - This is fabulous. 289 00:31:42,877 --> 00:31:44,053 Ferdinand! 290 00:31:44,155 --> 00:31:48,033 If you're out here, who's that in there? 291 00:31:48,449 --> 00:31:50,467 Her name's Rosanna. 292 00:31:58,752 --> 00:31:59,912 Why Rosanna? 293 00:32:00,050 --> 00:32:04,736 - She had such a beautiful nature. - Oh, Ferdinand. 294 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,860 - I can't take it anymore. - Really? 295 00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:11,355 The fear's too much for a duck. It eats away at the soul. 296 00:32:12,382 --> 00:32:16,526 There must be kinder dispositions in far-off gentler lands. 297 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:22,210 The only way you'll find happiness is to accept that the way things are is the way things are. 298 00:32:22,345 --> 00:32:25,948 The way things are stinks! I'm not gonna be a goner. I'm gone. 299 00:32:26,050 --> 00:32:27,793 I wish all of you the best of luck. 300 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,432 - Where will you go? - No idea. 301 00:32:31,493 --> 00:32:33,837 But I'm a clever duck. I could do with an adventure. 302 00:32:33,903 --> 00:32:38,274 - I'll miss you, Ferdie. - Ferdie? No one's ever called me that before. 303 00:32:38,525 --> 00:32:40,560 Hey, good luck, Pig. 304 00:32:40,702 --> 00:32:43,079 - I am outta here. - Bye, bye. 305 00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:47,214 Would you do me a favor, Pig? 306 00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:49,846 - Anything. - Open the gate, huh? 307 00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:12,963 The pig knew it was against the rules to leave the farm. 308 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:16,496 But something was definitely wrong. 309 00:33:22,485 --> 00:33:25,187 How lovely, darling. What is it? 310 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,684 It's a fax machine. You can send us letters by phone. 311 00:33:38,334 --> 00:33:42,803 At any other time, the pig would've been tickled pink by his first visit to the sheep fields. 312 00:33:42,898 --> 00:33:45,566 But now there was fear in the air. 313 00:33:45,783 --> 00:33:49,020 Maa and her kind were under threat. 314 00:34:03,804 --> 00:34:06,707 Hey, Frank, feel like pork for dinner tonight? 315 00:34:06,830 --> 00:34:09,449 - Young'un, you're alive! - Maa! 316 00:34:10,685 --> 00:34:12,645 What's happening? Who are these men? 317 00:34:12,682 --> 00:34:15,126 I'll get him out. Come around, Sniff! 318 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:20,794 Where's our boss? It doesn't seem right. 319 00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:36,199 - What's wrong, dear? - It's the wrong one! 320 00:34:36,384 --> 00:34:39,804 I want the house I saw on the television! 321 00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:41,714 Oh, there, there. 322 00:35:10,973 --> 00:35:12,508 Get! Quick! Get the dog in. 323 00:35:14,873 --> 00:35:17,408 Out of the sheep! Come on! 324 00:35:18,805 --> 00:35:20,298 Let's go! 325 00:35:55,002 --> 00:35:56,437 Good dog. 326 00:36:02,051 --> 00:36:03,486 Good pig. 327 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,387 - Dad says his little porker's a watch pig. - Dearie me! 328 00:36:45,522 --> 00:36:47,808 If it's not a duck that thinks it's a rooster... 329 00:36:47,815 --> 00:36:50,159 ...it's a pig that thinks it's a dog! 330 00:36:53,854 --> 00:36:55,948 A pig that thinks it's a dog! 331 00:37:14,242 --> 00:37:17,894 A pig that thinks it's a dog 332 00:37:22,868 --> 00:37:27,136 A washing machine, a radio, a new alarm clock. 333 00:37:27,505 --> 00:37:31,509 I think it's a lovely fax machine, darling, but can't you use it? 334 00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:35,595 We already have one, Mom. That's the whole idea. 335 00:37:35,964 --> 00:37:38,233 We can send faxes to each other. 336 00:37:38,675 --> 00:37:41,511 Don't be afraid of it just because it's new. 337 00:37:41,728 --> 00:37:43,938 These accounts are a real worry, Arthur. 338 00:37:44,045 --> 00:37:46,715 Every month your expenditure is greater than your income. 339 00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:49,327 It's eating up your reserves. 340 00:37:49,494 --> 00:37:52,296 You need to modernize, get some sort of cash flow going. 341 00:37:52,450 --> 00:37:55,477 You're still using a horse and cart, for God's sakes. 342 00:37:57,420 --> 00:37:59,663 - Dad? - Funny, that. 343 00:37:59,862 --> 00:38:03,682 - What? - Those chickens, that pig. 344 00:38:03,824 --> 00:38:06,218 What's the pig got to do with anything? 345 00:38:08,605 --> 00:38:09,814 Nothing. 346 00:38:11,230 --> 00:38:14,749 Just look at them. The browns and the whites. 347 00:38:39,969 --> 00:38:41,587 Come, Rex. Come, Fly. 348 00:38:44,420 --> 00:38:45,680 Come, Pig. 349 00:38:48,561 --> 00:38:49,921 Come, Pig! 350 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:58,184 Perhaps he's pleased with you for what you did yesterday. 351 00:38:58,324 --> 00:39:01,052 - I didn't do much. - If it wasn't for you, dear... 352 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:03,207 ...they could've stolen the whole flock. 353 00:39:03,356 --> 00:39:06,967 - Is Rex unhappy with me? - Oh, he'll be all right. 354 00:39:07,250 --> 00:39:09,828 Just stay out of his way today. 355 00:39:15,071 --> 00:39:17,289 Way to be, Fly. Rex, come by. 356 00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:56,088 That'll do. 357 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:04,094 You're so quick. I'd never be able to fly like you can. 358 00:40:04,245 --> 00:40:06,022 Pigs aren't built to fly, dear. 359 00:40:06,124 --> 00:40:08,810 But speed isn't the thing. It's attitude. 360 00:40:08,997 --> 00:40:11,249 They just have to know who's boss. 361 00:40:23,781 --> 00:40:25,258 Out you go. 362 00:41:10,210 --> 00:41:11,578 Get 'em up, Pig. 363 00:41:12,305 --> 00:41:15,458 - He wants you to drive them out of the yard. - Away to me, Pig. 364 00:41:15,525 --> 00:41:17,485 Remember, you have to dominate them. 365 00:41:17,602 --> 00:41:20,604 Do that and they'll do anything you want. Go. 366 00:41:43,044 --> 00:41:45,446 This is ridiculous, Mom. 367 00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:47,889 Nonsense. It's only your first try. 368 00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,777 But you're treating them like equals. They're sheep. They're inferior. 369 00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:53,684 - Ah, no they're not. - Of course they are! 370 00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:57,458 We are their masters. Let them doubt it for a second and they'll walk all over you. 371 00:41:57,475 --> 00:42:02,279 - Fly, get that pig out of there. - Make them feel inferior. Abuse them. Insult them. 372 00:42:02,342 --> 00:42:03,936 - Fly. - But they'll laugh at me. 373 00:42:03,957 --> 00:42:07,885 Then bite them. Be ruthless. Whatever it takes. Bend them to your will. 374 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,085 - Enough! - Go on! Go! 375 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,295 Move along there, you... 376 00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:22,279 ...you, uh, big butt heads! 377 00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:31,560 Young'un, stop this nonsense. 378 00:42:31,780 --> 00:42:36,000 What's got into you? I just finished tellin' what a nice young pig you be. 379 00:42:36,064 --> 00:42:38,916 Maa, I was just trying to be a sheepdog. 380 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,185 Hah! Enough wolves in the world already... 381 00:42:41,378 --> 00:42:43,939 ...without a nice lad like you turnin' nasty. 382 00:42:44,092 --> 00:42:46,544 You haven't got it in ya, young'un. 383 00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:56,388 You and I are descended from the great sheepdogs. 384 00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,863 We carry the bloodline of the Ancient Bahou. 385 00:42:59,220 --> 00:43:00,714 We stand for something. 386 00:43:01,004 --> 00:43:03,840 And today I watched in shame as all that was betrayed. 387 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:08,156 - Rex, he's just a little pig. - All the greater the insult. 388 00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:13,686 I'm sorry I bit you. Are you all right? 389 00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:19,032 I wouldn't call that a bite, myself. You got teeth in that floppy mouth or just gums? 390 00:43:22,485 --> 00:43:25,179 You see, ladies, a heart of gold. 391 00:43:25,290 --> 00:43:28,349 Ahh. Heart of gold. 392 00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:31,053 No need for all this wolf nonsense, young'un. 393 00:43:31,186 --> 00:43:34,213 All a nice pig like you need do is ask. 394 00:44:07,630 --> 00:44:09,775 Thanks very much. It was very kind of you. 395 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:12,633 - A pleasure. - What a nice little pig! 396 00:44:19,809 --> 00:44:21,578 All right, how did you do it? 397 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,408 I asked them, and they did it. I asked them nicely. 398 00:44:24,482 --> 00:44:27,043 We don't ask sheep, dear. We tell them what to do. 399 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,015 I did, Mom. They were really friendly. 400 00:44:30,245 --> 00:44:34,531 Maybe Rex might be a little more friendly if I had a talk with him. 401 00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:37,976 No, no, no. You better leave that to me. 402 00:45:02,844 --> 00:45:04,070 Rex? 403 00:45:07,323 --> 00:45:09,600 I know it was hard for you today... 404 00:45:10,209 --> 00:45:11,911 ...watching all that happening. 405 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,003 But surely it's not worth all this misery. 406 00:45:15,715 --> 00:45:19,342 Please, dear, not on such a beautiful night. 407 00:45:19,590 --> 00:45:23,175 You put these ideas into his head! 408 00:45:23,310 --> 00:45:24,937 Two-faced traitorous wret... 409 00:45:34,575 --> 00:45:35,776 Get down! 410 00:45:36,227 --> 00:45:37,896 Down, Rex. Fly! 411 00:46:01,230 --> 00:46:04,525 A dark cloud had descended on the valley. 412 00:46:04,734 --> 00:46:07,637 And the pig felt that the troubles were all his fault. 413 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:12,427 But he was certain that he knew how to put things right again. 414 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,205 E-excuse me, sir. 415 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,094 But I -I -I think all this trouble... 416 00:46:27,430 --> 00:46:31,358 Well, it's not distemper. Can't be rabies. 417 00:46:31,515 --> 00:46:33,325 Must be the hormones. 418 00:46:33,620 --> 00:46:37,140 What about Hoggett's notion, the dog jealous of the wee pig? 419 00:46:37,341 --> 00:46:38,941 I don't see that myself. 420 00:46:39,148 --> 00:46:41,650 No. So what should we do? 421 00:46:41,808 --> 00:46:47,012 You can keep him locked up or... snip, snip. I can do it Tuesday. 422 00:46:47,807 --> 00:46:49,791 - No. - Or Wednesday. 423 00:46:50,003 --> 00:46:53,623 Hoggett doesn't want the dog operated on. He's a breeding dog. 424 00:46:54,010 --> 00:46:59,862 I can sedate him, of course, but he'll be useless as a working dog. 425 00:47:09,350 --> 00:47:11,319 I'll give you pills to put in his food. 426 00:47:11,441 --> 00:47:13,475 Good dog. 427 00:47:15,778 --> 00:47:19,279 The Sheep Pig. 428 00:47:42,674 --> 00:47:45,960 A pig doing the work of a sheepdog? 429 00:47:46,005 --> 00:47:51,075 With Rex out of action and Fly injured from the fight, Farmer Hoggett had no choice. 430 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:54,279 Maa! Maa! The boss has to give you some medicine. 431 00:47:54,374 --> 00:47:58,026 Oh, dear, I thought so! It's horrible stuff, that. 432 00:47:58,154 --> 00:48:03,357 - I know, but it's for the best. - Young'un, if you say so. 433 00:48:20,691 --> 00:48:22,794 When the thought first came to him... 434 00:48:22,940 --> 00:48:26,109 ...farmer Hoggett dismissed it as mere whimsy. 435 00:48:26,267 --> 00:48:30,729 But, like most of his harebrained ideas, it wouldn't go away. 436 00:48:36,432 --> 00:48:39,652 - What are they doing? - It's a sheepdog trial. 437 00:48:39,782 --> 00:48:42,435 So it's like a competition for sheepdogs? 438 00:48:42,540 --> 00:48:45,359 And their bosses. It's like an obstacle course. 439 00:48:45,415 --> 00:48:47,633 How do they decide who wins? 440 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:51,407 It's time and mistakes. You get points for how quick you are. 441 00:48:51,501 --> 00:48:53,670 And they take points off for every mistake. 442 00:48:53,810 --> 00:48:57,897 Every time a sheep goes the wrong way, that's a mistake and you lose points. 443 00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:03,004 - Looks like fun! - For a sheepdog, there's no prouder moment. 444 00:49:03,153 --> 00:49:05,371 Rex and I used to... 445 00:49:07,856 --> 00:49:09,190 Never mind. 446 00:49:13,937 --> 00:49:15,330 Was Rex a champion? 447 00:49:15,460 --> 00:49:20,731 He had the makings of the greatest champion there ever was, but it wasn't to be. 448 00:49:20,822 --> 00:49:25,417 - What happened? - A while back when Rex was in his prime... 449 00:49:25,561 --> 00:49:28,965 ...the winter rains brought a great flood to the valley. 450 00:49:29,262 --> 00:49:32,573 Rex and the boss got most of the flock onto the high ground. 451 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:35,602 Then Rex went back to look for the strays. 452 00:49:35,780 --> 00:49:40,624 He found them. They'd been stranded by the rising water. 453 00:49:41,034 --> 00:49:45,546 He tried to herd them across to safety, but they wouldn't budge. 454 00:49:45,838 --> 00:49:49,658 Too afraid and too stupid to save their own skins. 455 00:49:49,900 --> 00:49:53,161 It was freezing cold and the water kept rising. 456 00:49:53,348 --> 00:49:56,950 Rex stayed with them right through the night. 457 00:49:57,604 --> 00:50:00,831 By morning, the sheep were drowned. 458 00:50:00,962 --> 00:50:05,965 And when they found Rex, he was barely alive. - Oh, Mom! 459 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,447 Two weeks rest in front of the fire saw him back on his feet. 460 00:50:09,620 --> 00:50:12,657 But his hearing was never the same again. 461 00:50:12,873 --> 00:50:17,577 He'd never want anyone to know, but he's almost totally deaf. 462 00:50:17,765 --> 00:50:22,527 - Is that why he's so, you know, angry? - That's not the half of it. 463 00:50:22,808 --> 00:50:26,362 All this was barely a month before the Grand National Challenge. 464 00:50:26,660 --> 00:50:30,631 He tried his best, but he couldn't hear the boss's calls, and it slowed him up. 465 00:50:30,805 --> 00:50:34,408 The cold truth is that, but for the stupidity of sheep... 466 00:50:34,542 --> 00:50:37,787 ...Rex would've been the champion of champions. 467 00:50:42,465 --> 00:50:44,200 Good dog. 468 00:51:10,586 --> 00:51:13,246 That's it, all right. Good. 469 00:51:14,401 --> 00:51:16,669 Here we go. All right. 470 00:51:17,003 --> 00:51:19,671 Now, through here like this. 471 00:51:19,757 --> 00:51:22,276 And then, big hook to the left. Big hook. 472 00:51:22,532 --> 00:51:26,026 Big hook. Through this gate here. 473 00:51:26,662 --> 00:51:31,357 It was at that time that Mrs. Hoggett began to worry about her husband. 474 00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:35,876 But Farmer Hoggett knew that little ideas... 475 00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:39,553 ...that tickled and nagged and refused to go away... 476 00:51:39,762 --> 00:51:41,606 ...should never be ignored... 477 00:51:41,810 --> 00:51:45,821 ...for in them lie the seeds of destiny. 478 00:51:45,922 --> 00:51:49,449 Close the gate like that, and you're done. 479 00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:55,463 A Tragic Day 480 00:52:09,649 --> 00:52:14,359 Mom. Mom! Can we start work early today? 481 00:52:14,445 --> 00:52:17,397 Oh, dear, it's not even dawn yet. 482 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:23,153 You can go to work when the rooster crows. Oh, go back to sleep. 483 00:52:32,902 --> 00:52:35,378 Um, excuse me. 484 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,300 Hello, sir. 485 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,056 Excuse me, but it's nearly dawn, and... 486 00:52:40,193 --> 00:52:43,245 - What? - Sorry to disturb you. 487 00:52:43,343 --> 00:52:47,572 It's nearly dawn, and I wondered if you'd mind crowing just a few minutes early this morning. 488 00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,675 - Get out of here! - But, well, see I... 489 00:52:49,861 --> 00:52:52,729 - Get lost! - Oh, okay. 490 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:47,567 Now the pig understood why the sheep called all dogs wolves. 491 00:53:47,702 --> 00:53:51,454 And he was filled with a deep and terrible rage. 492 00:54:20,214 --> 00:54:22,141 Maa! Maa! 493 00:54:22,252 --> 00:54:25,471 - Are you all right? - Hello, young'un. 494 00:54:25,585 --> 00:54:28,037 Oh, Maa, can you get up? 495 00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:30,836 I don't reckon. 496 00:54:30,907 --> 00:54:35,051 It's over, Maa. The wolves have gone far away. 497 00:54:35,281 --> 00:54:38,459 I'll get the boss up here to look after you. 498 00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:41,776 You'll be all right. You'll be all right! 499 00:54:43,976 --> 00:54:47,402 Oh, Maa! Maa! 500 00:55:18,075 --> 00:55:19,535 Home, Pig. 501 00:55:23,148 --> 00:55:26,351 Fly knew that there was only one fate for any creature... 502 00:55:26,530 --> 00:55:30,332 ...that took the life of a sheep on Hoggett Farm. 503 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,187 But Fly could never believe that Babe was a sheep killer... 504 00:55:51,225 --> 00:55:56,829 ...so she remained in the field to do something she'd never done before: talk to the sheep. 505 00:55:56,930 --> 00:55:59,507 Tell me. Who killed the old one? 506 00:55:59,651 --> 00:56:03,470 - Wolf! - Wolf. Is that the only words you half-wits know? 507 00:56:03,544 --> 00:56:06,487 - Wolf! - Are you saying it was a dog? 508 00:56:06,631 --> 00:56:09,600 - Where's Babe? - Was it wolf or Babe? 509 00:56:09,670 --> 00:56:14,330 - Wolf! - Babe! 510 00:56:17,797 --> 00:56:21,308 Farmer Hoggett was carrying something in the crook of one arm. 511 00:56:21,361 --> 00:56:24,004 A kind of black, shiny tube. 512 00:56:26,155 --> 00:56:27,440 Come, Pig. 513 00:56:27,573 --> 00:56:31,568 The pig had a vague memory that shiny tubes produced food... 514 00:56:31,700 --> 00:56:34,928 ...and guessed that some quite unexpected surprise... 515 00:56:35,066 --> 00:56:38,201 ...would come out of two small round mouths. 516 00:56:38,239 --> 00:56:44,899 - Babe! - Wolf! 517 00:56:45,129 --> 00:56:47,639 Quiet! 518 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,814 Fly decided to speak very slowly... 519 00:56:50,927 --> 00:56:54,729 ...for it was a cold fact of nature that sheep were stupid... 520 00:56:54,952 --> 00:56:57,771 ...and no one would ever persuade her otherwise. 521 00:56:58,220 --> 00:57:04,747 Please, please would you be so kind as to tell me what happened? 522 00:57:04,802 --> 00:57:06,012 Quiet! 523 00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:10,546 Please, tell me what happened this morning. 524 00:57:11,586 --> 00:57:13,738 The sheep spoke very slowly... 525 00:57:13,838 --> 00:57:16,883 ...for it was a cold fact of nature that wolves were ignorant... 526 00:57:17,001 --> 00:57:19,420 ...and nothing would convince them otherwise. 527 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,884 Babe came! He saved us! 528 00:57:23,002 --> 00:57:25,512 The wolves killed Maa. 529 00:57:25,622 --> 00:57:28,215 But Babe drove the wolves away! 530 00:57:28,281 --> 00:57:31,808 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you all very much! 531 00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:35,302 Pleasure talkin' to ya. 532 00:58:01,537 --> 00:58:05,066 Hooey! Hoggett! 533 00:58:05,710 --> 00:58:06,911 Arthur! 534 00:58:10,450 --> 00:58:13,002 Oh, there you are! Well, what do you think? 535 00:58:13,121 --> 00:58:16,124 That was the police on the telephone. Said there are wild dogs about. 536 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,158 Apparently the Mitchells lost six lambs this morning. 537 00:58:19,695 --> 00:58:22,481 What on Earth are you doing with that gun? 538 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,857 Oh, I... 539 00:58:26,361 --> 00:58:27,637 Nothing. 540 00:58:48,303 --> 00:58:52,704 Pig of Destiny! 541 00:58:59,963 --> 00:59:03,241 It's all very simple. Half an hour at 350 degrees. 542 00:59:03,341 --> 00:59:05,460 I've given you rabbit casserole for Friday. 543 00:59:05,563 --> 00:59:08,683 Now, for Duchess, it's liver in the morning, heart for the evening. 544 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:11,848 Except Fridays, when it's steak in the morning and cooked liver at night. 545 00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:17,510 Warm it up a bit but test it, because she bites into it before she knows what's what. 546 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,682 That'll be the bus. 547 00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:27,959 - Oh, bye-bye. - Have a good time. Bye. 548 00:59:28,026 --> 00:59:29,594 Hello, everyone! 549 00:59:36,652 --> 00:59:38,321 Oh, dearie me, Valda. 550 00:59:38,653 --> 00:59:40,680 I know I have to be at the National Conference. 551 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:44,028 I am the Assistant General Secretary of the Northeast Region after all... 552 00:59:44,082 --> 00:59:47,793 ...but I do worry about leaving that man alone. 553 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:51,629 - Still acting a bit strange? - Just silly things. 554 00:59:51,683 --> 00:59:54,586 Odd little things only a wife would notice. 555 00:59:54,862 --> 00:59:58,682 Still he can't get up to too much mischief in three days. 556 00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:00,061 Of course not. 557 01:00:12,874 --> 01:00:14,474 Go on. 558 01:00:17,725 --> 01:00:19,134 Go on! 559 01:00:32,959 --> 01:00:36,794 Oh! Good evening. Shame about the weather. 560 01:00:37,594 --> 01:00:39,454 Nasty cough! 561 01:00:42,050 --> 01:00:44,319 It had been a long time since Arthur Hoggett... 562 01:00:44,402 --> 01:00:48,672 ..had had an animal in whose abilities he had so much faith. 563 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:54,620 And with the National Grand challenge Sheepdog Trials only two days away... 564 01:00:54,724 --> 01:00:58,553 ...he wasn't going to let the fact that his animal was a pig deter him. 565 01:01:00,753 --> 01:01:03,714 He had been worried, for he was a truthful man... 566 01:01:03,805 --> 01:01:06,824 ...that the heading might say "Name of dog". 567 01:01:06,933 --> 01:01:09,185 And then whatever he put would be a lie. 568 01:01:09,322 --> 01:01:13,708 But as it happened, luck, for the moment, was running with him. 569 01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:24,739 It's all right, really! 570 01:01:24,776 --> 01:01:28,653 I'm just, well... Bless you! 571 01:02:23,581 --> 01:02:27,666 - So, ah... what's happening? - Oh, no. 572 01:02:31,245 --> 01:02:33,030 Shh. Easy, easy. 573 01:02:33,202 --> 01:02:36,220 Good pig. Good pig. 574 01:02:47,447 --> 01:02:50,458 There are many perfectly nice cats in the world. 575 01:02:50,525 --> 01:02:53,127 But every barrel has its bad apples. 576 01:02:53,331 --> 01:02:55,667 And it is well to heed the old adage: 577 01:02:55,723 --> 01:02:59,950 "Beware the bad cat bearing a grudge." 578 01:04:23,050 --> 01:04:25,895 - How are you feeling? - A bit tired. 579 01:04:25,963 --> 01:04:28,958 You'll need a good sleep to put you in top condition tomorrow. 580 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,592 Don't stay up too late. Good night. 581 01:04:31,931 --> 01:04:34,216 Good night, Mom. 582 01:04:44,102 --> 01:04:47,396 Oh, do forgive me for scratching you, dear. 583 01:04:47,597 --> 01:04:51,597 I got a bit carried away. It's a cat thing. 584 01:04:51,616 --> 01:04:54,884 Oh. Well... But, oh... 585 01:04:56,584 --> 01:04:58,586 Feeling good about tomorrow, are you? 586 01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,180 Mm-hmm. It should be all right, I think. 587 01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:06,951 I probably shouldn't say this, but I'm not sure if you realize... 588 01:05:07,019 --> 01:05:11,457 ...how much the other animals are laughing at you for this sheepdog business. 589 01:05:11,562 --> 01:05:13,697 - Why would they do that? - Well... 590 01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:18,577 ...they say that you've forgotten that you're a pig. Isn't that silly? 591 01:05:19,323 --> 01:05:22,284 They even say that you don't know what pigs are for. 592 01:05:22,285 --> 01:05:24,395 What do you mean? 593 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:27,772 You know... why pigs are here. 594 01:05:27,843 --> 01:05:29,312 Why are any of us here? 595 01:05:29,378 --> 01:05:32,022 Well, the cow's here to be milked. 596 01:05:32,103 --> 01:05:35,056 The dogs are here to help the boss's husband with the sheep. 597 01:05:35,276 --> 01:05:38,262 And I'm here to be beautiful and affectionate to the boss. 598 01:05:38,350 --> 01:05:39,776 Yes? 599 01:05:41,265 --> 01:05:45,168 The fact is that pigs don't have a purpose. 600 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:48,616 Just like ducks don't have a purpose. 601 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:50,317 I don't... 602 01:05:50,417 --> 01:05:52,819 All right, for your own sake, I'll be blunt. 603 01:05:52,925 --> 01:05:57,320 Why do the bosses keep ducks? To eat them. 604 01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,619 So why do the bosses keep a pig? 605 01:06:01,002 --> 01:06:06,439 The fact is that animals that don't seem to have a purpose really do have a purpose. 606 01:06:06,594 --> 01:06:11,232 The bosses have to eat. It's probably the most noble purpose of all... 607 01:06:11,284 --> 01:06:13,169 ...when you come to think about it. 608 01:06:13,780 --> 01:06:15,481 They eat pigs? 609 01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:19,115 Pork, they call it. Or bacon. 610 01:06:19,223 --> 01:06:21,909 They only call them pigs when they're alive. 611 01:06:22,086 --> 01:06:24,630 But, uh, I'm a sheep pig! 612 01:06:26,310 --> 01:06:29,155 The boss's husband's just playing a little game with you. 613 01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:33,056 Believe me, sooner or later, every pig gets eaten. 614 01:06:33,171 --> 01:06:35,748 That's the way the world works. 615 01:06:36,334 --> 01:06:40,887 Oh! I haven't upset you, have I? 616 01:07:11,150 --> 01:07:12,376 Mom? 617 01:07:13,482 --> 01:07:16,175 - Mom! - Good heavens! 618 01:07:16,442 --> 01:07:19,485 What on earth are you doing out in the rain? 619 01:07:19,582 --> 01:07:22,760 You should be looking after yourself with such a big day ahead of you. 620 01:07:22,850 --> 01:07:26,028 - Are pigs for eatin'? - Who told you that? 621 01:07:26,140 --> 01:07:30,985 The cat told me. Pigs don't have a purpose except to be eaten. 622 01:07:31,393 --> 01:07:32,811 Is it true? 623 01:07:33,903 --> 01:07:36,914 It's true. For many pigs, it's true. 624 01:07:36,978 --> 01:07:40,389 So my mother, my father, my brothers and my sisters... 625 01:07:40,540 --> 01:07:43,376 - ...all... - Probably, dear. 626 01:07:45,842 --> 01:07:49,912 - Do you want to talk about it? - No, it's all right. 627 01:07:50,915 --> 01:07:55,000 I understand. I'll be all right. 628 01:07:58,102 --> 01:08:01,771 Even... the boss? 629 01:08:02,630 --> 01:08:04,406 Yes, dear. 630 01:08:31,238 --> 01:08:32,506 Babe? 631 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,468 Babe! 632 01:08:40,739 --> 01:08:42,139 Babe! 633 01:08:49,765 --> 01:08:51,625 Babe's run away. 634 01:08:52,168 --> 01:08:53,594 Rex? 635 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:56,812 Please? 636 01:08:58,033 --> 01:08:59,476 Call the boss. 637 01:09:22,185 --> 01:09:23,703 He's over here. 638 01:09:24,522 --> 01:09:27,975 Hold on, Pig. You'll be home soon. 639 01:09:35,001 --> 01:09:38,704 He's got a cold, but that doesn't explain a pig not eating. 640 01:09:38,985 --> 01:09:42,396 He's got me stonkered, Arthur. But I can tell you this. 641 01:09:42,523 --> 01:09:46,052 If you don't get fluids into him soon, you're gonna lose him. 642 01:09:48,306 --> 01:09:51,774 C'mon, son. Pull yourself together. 643 01:09:52,114 --> 01:09:54,099 The boss needs you. 644 01:10:09,502 --> 01:10:10,953 Here we go. 645 01:10:12,962 --> 01:10:15,863 Come on, Pig. Ah, come on. 646 01:10:16,185 --> 01:10:18,386 There's my boy. 647 01:10:19,130 --> 01:10:20,981 Come on, then. Come on. 648 01:10:28,528 --> 01:10:31,371 If I had words 649 01:10:32,283 --> 01:10:35,793 To make a day for you 650 01:10:38,354 --> 01:10:41,922 I'd sing you a morning 651 01:10:42,355 --> 01:10:45,440 Golden and true 652 01:10:47,051 --> 01:10:50,111 I would make this day 653 01:10:50,686 --> 01:10:53,471 Last for all time 654 01:10:54,421 --> 01:10:57,114 Then fill the night 655 01:10:57,360 --> 01:11:00,870 Deep in moonshine 656 01:11:02,518 --> 01:11:05,261 If I had words 657 01:11:05,621 --> 01:11:08,731 To make a day for you 658 01:11:09,330 --> 01:11:15,408 I'd give you a morning golden and true 659 01:11:18,286 --> 01:11:21,346 I would make this day 660 01:11:21,442 --> 01:11:24,710 Last for all time 661 01:12:45,300 --> 01:12:47,386 Listen, Arthur, I'll tell you what we can do. 662 01:12:47,542 --> 01:12:50,570 You're listed third, but we can put you last in the program. 663 01:12:50,791 --> 01:12:54,395 However, you must be here by 3:30, otherwise you'll be disqualified. 664 01:12:54,470 --> 01:12:55,946 All right. 665 01:13:12,829 --> 01:13:16,706 And welcome back to the National Grand Challenge Sheepdog Trials... 666 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:20,497 ...coming today from the Kingsmith Show Ground in the heart of sheep country. 667 01:13:20,890 --> 01:13:22,910 The weather's been a little patchy... 668 01:13:22,985 --> 01:13:27,940 ...but we've already seen some wonderful work by these talented dogs. 669 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,332 Stay there. 670 01:13:41,162 --> 01:13:43,072 Excuse me, sheep. 671 01:13:43,971 --> 01:13:46,990 Hello! Hello! Good morning to you all! 672 01:13:49,130 --> 01:13:50,130 O boy! 673 01:13:50,150 --> 01:13:53,078 I've never met a sheep with such a strong, dark face. 674 01:13:53,155 --> 01:13:55,174 Are they feeding you well? 675 01:13:56,744 --> 01:13:58,787 Babe, I'll try. 676 01:13:59,060 --> 01:14:03,045 All right, blockheads! Pay attention over here! 677 01:14:03,130 --> 01:14:07,399 Now, you pay attention to what this pig has to say, or... 678 01:14:07,451 --> 01:14:11,071 ...I'll come in there and rip you to shreds! 679 01:14:11,956 --> 01:14:16,185 Hadn't thought of this. Keep talking to them. I'll see what I can do. 680 01:14:20,202 --> 01:14:21,888 Doesn't it look a picture? 681 01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:25,360 - Our show ground on the telly! - Apart from the weather. 682 01:14:25,472 --> 01:14:26,372 Look! 683 01:14:26,405 --> 01:14:30,459 - There's your Bert! - Bert Ford and Sweep doing very well. 684 01:14:30,540 --> 01:14:35,493 - Sweep's having a little trouble with this gate, Clive. - A lot of trouble actually. 685 01:14:35,666 --> 01:14:39,295 - That's going to set Bert back. - Don't worry, Valda. Just a little slipup. 686 01:14:39,453 --> 01:14:40,453 Look! 687 01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:43,122 - He's doing much better now. - No, no, no. 688 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,428 Too many loose sheep. And Sweep's usually such a reliable dog. 689 01:14:52,274 --> 01:14:53,742 Stop! 690 01:15:05,087 --> 01:15:08,416 If those sheep won't talk to Babe, the boss is going to look like an idiot. 691 01:15:08,503 --> 01:15:12,381 - I don't know what to do. - There is one thing. 692 01:15:12,491 --> 01:15:15,185 I gotta go! I'll try to be back in time. 693 01:15:23,396 --> 01:15:26,824 It must've been terrible weather for you... 694 01:15:26,996 --> 01:15:30,798 ...out in the field with all this rain we've been having. 695 01:15:36,443 --> 01:15:41,036 - Hey, that dog's in a hurry. - Come on, Nick, I got a beer and a TV waiting. 696 01:15:53,728 --> 01:15:56,697 The last entry is Pig. Owner: A. Hoggett. 697 01:15:56,864 --> 01:15:59,591 - Is that Hoggett? - I think it was! 698 01:15:59,758 --> 01:16:03,535 Huh? He said Hoggett. It was clear as a bell. 699 01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:08,562 Must be another Hoggett. We only have the two dogs, and they certainly... 700 01:16:08,930 --> 01:16:10,264 ...aren't... 701 01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:26,318 Wolf! Wolf! 702 01:16:27,555 --> 01:16:29,691 Shut up, you morons! 703 01:16:29,917 --> 01:16:32,336 The little pig's in trouble. 704 01:16:33,003 --> 01:16:35,605 What trouble has come to our Babe, wolf? 705 01:16:35,806 --> 01:16:38,359 The sheep at the trials won't talk to the little fellow. 706 01:16:38,450 --> 01:16:40,735 They won't listen. He doesn't know what to do. 707 01:16:41,258 --> 01:16:43,202 Don't know what we could do to help. 708 01:16:43,281 --> 01:16:46,110 It's not right to give help to a wolf. 709 01:16:47,311 --> 01:16:49,211 You wait here, wolf. 710 01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:52,978 You'll have to speak up. I'm a... little hard of hearing. 711 01:16:54,052 --> 01:16:56,946 I asked you to wait here, wolf. 712 01:16:56,986 --> 01:16:59,155 Do what you're told by an old sheep for a change. 713 01:16:59,252 --> 01:17:01,904 We'll see what we can do for you. 714 01:17:03,956 --> 01:17:06,841 Work completed. Restore power. 715 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:13,186 Very frustrating to be sitting up here, wondering what's causing the delay. 716 01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:16,251 We have someone on their way to the judges' rooms now. 717 01:17:16,402 --> 01:17:18,930 We'll tell you what's causing the problem as soon as we find out. 718 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,562 - Perhaps it's a drug test, Eric? - Yeah, it could be. 719 01:17:21,651 --> 01:17:25,104 I've never heard of a drug test at a sheepdog contest before. 720 01:17:26,456 --> 01:17:29,576 We've got somethin' here that might be of use to our pig. 721 01:17:29,608 --> 01:17:32,317 Password! Password! 722 01:17:32,475 --> 01:17:38,069 Before we gives you anythin', you'll be makin' us a solemn promise. 723 01:17:38,271 --> 01:17:40,365 - Yes? - Treat us civil! 724 01:17:40,370 --> 01:17:43,032 Yes! You gotta treat us nice-like. 725 01:17:43,262 --> 01:17:45,197 I'll try. 726 01:17:45,280 --> 01:17:48,908 - No bitin'! - That's right. Wolf must avoid bitin' us sheep... 727 01:17:48,980 --> 01:17:52,608 - ...at all costs! - All right! I'll try that too. 728 01:17:53,005 --> 01:17:56,809 It's preposterous! We'd be the laughingstock of every sheepdog organization... 729 01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:59,631 - ...in every civilized country in the world! There's no rule... 730 01:17:59,684 --> 01:18:03,445 We'll see about that when the adjudication committee have finished their meeting. 731 01:18:03,551 --> 01:18:09,355 What will we have next year, a laughing hyena doing show jumping? 732 01:18:09,370 --> 01:18:12,381 But the most important of all, you must promise... 733 01:18:12,498 --> 01:18:16,376 ...never ever to let this password we be about to give... 734 01:18:16,462 --> 01:18:18,531 ...to be used against any sheep anywhere. 735 01:18:18,678 --> 01:18:21,139 I promise you that. I'll make sure the pig knows it too. 736 01:18:21,275 --> 01:18:25,069 - We have the promise! - 'Tis for Babe. 737 01:18:25,196 --> 01:18:27,281 Maa would have wanted it. 738 01:18:30,731 --> 01:18:33,275 Baa, ram, ewe. 739 01:18:33,703 --> 01:18:36,446 Baa, ram, ewe. 740 01:18:36,561 --> 01:18:40,663 To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. 741 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:45,556 Sheep be true. Baa, ram, ewe. 742 01:18:45,850 --> 01:18:49,060 Is that it? Is that the password? 743 01:19:05,223 --> 01:19:08,526 Mr. Hoggett, the judges would like me to convey to you... 744 01:19:08,662 --> 01:19:12,065 ...their disappointment that a man such as yourself... 745 01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:16,649 ...with a long and honorable association with the work of National Sheepdog Association... 746 01:19:16,654 --> 01:19:18,798 ...should see fit to flout... 747 01:19:18,855 --> 01:19:23,409 ...the historic conventions which have long ruled our sport. 748 01:19:23,951 --> 01:19:26,912 However, we find there is no rule, as such... 749 01:19:27,070 --> 01:19:31,798 ...which would prevent your... animal... being entered. 750 01:19:46,245 --> 01:19:49,165 The committee has ruled that if you wish to proceed... 751 01:19:49,255 --> 01:19:51,549 ...there is nothing we can do to stop you. 752 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,532 What do you wish to do? 753 01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:05,832 There appears to be some movement down there now. 754 01:20:05,924 --> 01:20:08,659 I expect if there are no further problems... 755 01:20:08,700 --> 01:20:12,528 ...we shall see Hoggett and his dog Pig. 756 01:20:12,607 --> 01:20:15,659 - Unusual name. Strange name, isn't it? - Pig. 757 01:20:15,706 --> 01:20:16,975 Anyone for a game of cards? 758 01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:20,310 Oh, good grief! Look! 759 01:20:37,628 --> 01:20:39,680 He's a fool! 760 01:20:40,840 --> 01:20:45,359 Entry number 23, Mr. A. Hoggett with pig. 761 01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:15,468 This is just too crazy to believe. 762 01:21:15,578 --> 01:21:19,473 And if that isn't enough. We have a stray dog on the field. 763 01:21:19,530 --> 01:21:21,106 They trying to round him up? 764 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:25,294 The dog's gonna give a few tips on how to be a sheep pig. 765 01:21:38,850 --> 01:21:42,294 Well, it's up to him now. 766 01:21:58,830 --> 01:22:00,598 Away to me, Pig. 767 01:22:10,767 --> 01:22:12,160 Get off! 768 01:22:15,925 --> 01:22:19,635 Baa, ram, ewe. Baa, ram, ewe! 769 01:22:19,686 --> 01:22:23,189 To your breed, your fleece, your clan be true. 770 01:22:23,321 --> 01:22:26,256 Sheep be true. Baa, ram, ewe. 771 01:22:26,380 --> 01:22:30,090 What... What did you say? 772 01:22:31,191 --> 01:22:33,693 Get yourself a dog, Hoggett. 773 01:22:41,001 --> 01:22:44,170 There, there, Esme. It's not the end of the world. 774 01:22:44,310 --> 01:22:48,297 Is he just going to stand there until his time runs out? 775 01:22:48,343 --> 01:22:50,678 Or could this be some sort of protest? 776 01:22:50,720 --> 01:22:53,706 Maybe we should line up an interview with the sheep pig? 777 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:56,195 Or the sheep pig's trainer. 778 01:22:56,342 --> 01:22:58,552 He's a lively sort of fellow by the looks of things. 779 01:22:58,601 --> 01:23:00,552 Good heavens! 780 01:23:27,000 --> 01:23:28,851 It's Babe! 781 01:23:40,964 --> 01:23:42,991 I... 782 01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:55,078 Oh, beautifully done! I can't tell you how grateful I am to y'all. 783 01:23:55,172 --> 01:23:56,757 Now, for one last favor. 784 01:23:56,852 --> 01:24:00,222 If the three ladies with collars would kindly walk out of the ring... 785 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,125 ...I'd be very much obliged. 786 01:25:49,990 --> 01:25:52,975 And so it was that in all the celebration... 787 01:25:53,042 --> 01:25:55,886 ...in all the hubbub of noise and excitement... 788 01:25:55,972 --> 01:25:59,291 ...there were two figures who stood silent and still... 789 01:25:59,360 --> 01:26:02,220 ...side by side. 790 01:26:05,071 --> 01:26:07,657 The pig did it! The perfect score! 791 01:26:12,340 --> 01:26:16,459 And though every single human in the stands or in the commentary boxes... 792 01:26:16,580 --> 01:26:19,649 ...was at a complete loss for words... 793 01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:24,157 the man, who in his life had uttered fewer words than any of them... 794 01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:27,969 ...knew exactly what to say. 795 01:26:28,980 --> 01:26:30,831 That'll do, Pig. 796 01:26:34,368 --> 01:26:35,986 That'll do. 797 01:26:49,360 --> 01:26:52,187 And a-one and a-two and a-three. Hit it.