1 00:00:03,710 --> 00:00:05,290 Okay, this all looks good. 2 00:00:06,090 --> 00:00:07,730 Greta. Thank you. 3 00:00:08,189 --> 00:00:11,530 Oh, wait, you missed one thing. Your previous school. 4 00:00:11,970 --> 00:00:14,730 Her Highness was educated by royal tutors. 5 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:20,310 Homeschool. Sadly, the ogres boiled and ate them. 6 00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:24,290 Oh, you're those actors. 7 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:28,070 Oh, I heard you were just cast in that, um, what was it? 8 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:32,130 Lord of the Rings reboot. 9 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:34,980 Right? Oh, how exciting. 10 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:41,200 Well, I just need your signature right here, Greta. 11 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,500 Baldrick, the royal seal, please. 12 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,440 Blood or ink? 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:52,880 Ew. 14 00:00:56,080 --> 00:01:01,080 Uh, Baldrick, buddy, this is where we say goodbye. 15 00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:04,840 Oh, no, no, no, just until 2 .40. 16 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:10,800 And you should know that school is a sleep space. 17 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,680 How so? 18 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:15,800 Some enchantment, no doubt. 19 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:20,760 So, no weapons? 20 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:39,130 Almost there. 21 00:01:43,210 --> 00:01:45,230 Okay, come on. We'll get somebody to sign it. 22 00:01:50,050 --> 00:01:53,130 Okay, so about a thousand years ago, there was this princess, Greta. 23 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:57,010 And she was in big trouble, because she had lots of enemies and not a lot of 24 00:01:57,010 --> 00:01:58,010 friends. 25 00:01:58,990 --> 00:02:02,250 So her court magician, Baldrick, cast the Champion Spell. 26 00:02:02,830 --> 00:02:05,790 It put everyone in the woods to sleep until a champion would come, break the 27 00:02:05,790 --> 00:02:08,130 spell with his kiss, and deal with Greta's big scary enemies. 28 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:10,470 But that guy never showed up. 29 00:02:10,789 --> 00:02:13,890 Instead, they got me. 30 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,850 Okay, everybody, we have a new student. 31 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:42,750 This is Greta. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself? 32 00:02:47,010 --> 00:02:51,010 I am from the lineage of King Osric the Grim. 33 00:02:51,290 --> 00:02:54,870 My kinsman dead, I am the last heir to the house of Moondragon. 34 00:02:57,310 --> 00:02:58,330 Okay, great. 35 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,130 Why don't you take a seat in the front row? 36 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:05,230 There. Not the worst day of your life, right? 37 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:09,380 The worst day of my life was spent buried alive next to the corpse of my 38 00:03:09,380 --> 00:03:10,520 Hilda. Why? 39 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:12,420 Well, it was the only place to hide. 40 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,560 Can we take a selfie? 41 00:03:16,820 --> 00:03:19,000 I'm like your biggest fan. I can't wait for your movie. 42 00:03:20,340 --> 00:03:23,240 What does a selfie mean? 43 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:24,460 A selfie. 44 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,420 It's a picture you take of yourself. 45 00:03:27,020 --> 00:03:28,760 Capture a special moment you want to remember. 46 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:46,650 I'm afraid you can't park that thing here, sir. 47 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,060 How was peasant school? 48 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:56,420 Well, useful, I suppose, as the occasional distraction. 49 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,560 Except school is kind of every day. 50 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,800 Every day? 51 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:04,200 Oh, oh, oh, hey there, neighbors. 52 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,260 Nana, hey. 53 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:10,780 I know. Dwight told me you're still getting settled, so I won't get in your 54 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:13,980 hair. Just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 55 00:05:14,340 --> 00:05:16,940 Sir Dwight, you know this hag? 56 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:22,300 Baldrick, Greta, this is my nana. 57 00:05:23,420 --> 00:05:25,080 My grandmother. 58 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:29,600 Ah, an honor, aged lady. 59 00:05:30,060 --> 00:05:32,060 You two are a kick. 60 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,760 So, what are you working on here? 61 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,720 A moat. It's almost dug deep enough. 62 00:05:39,180 --> 00:05:40,180 For what? 63 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:41,500 Water. 64 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:43,920 Cool. 65 00:05:44,340 --> 00:05:47,360 So, if you need anything, we're right next door. 66 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:50,120 Well, you are too kind. 67 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,080 How well preserved you are for a woman so old. 68 00:05:56,260 --> 00:06:02,180 Oh, well, you are looking at the result of a plant -based diet and daily 69 00:06:02,180 --> 00:06:03,180 exercise. 70 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,000 Nana teaches group fitness at the senior center. 71 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,380 What are these? 72 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:12,320 Flaxseed kale and bran muffins. 73 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:15,260 You're never too young to care for your colon, dear. 74 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,560 Huh. 75 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:20,120 Delicious. Oh, here you go. 76 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:26,640 Quickly! 77 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:32,000 Put these beans in your ears! 78 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:33,580 What? Mickey! 79 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:37,240 Am I wrong, or did my pediatrician actually say never to put beans in my... 80 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,860 These are magic beans. 81 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:44,800 Ow! For your protection, I'm all about new experiences. 82 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:47,000 Inside! Quickly! 83 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:49,310 Inside! Move! 84 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,210 Hurry! 85 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:57,910 Have no fear, Jaime. I will conjure a spell to make short work of the villain. 86 00:06:58,070 --> 00:06:59,070 What villain? 87 00:07:00,490 --> 00:07:01,610 Jacopo the Troubadour. 88 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,080 That's Brody and Amelia. 89 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:39,260 And that's Dylan Gallagher. We went to pre -K together. 90 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,540 Oh, I remember Dylan. 91 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:42,440 That's a sweet kid. 92 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:59,840 Prepare for balls of fire, Highness. No, it's an expression, Baldrick. I mean, 93 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:03,000 why is Dylan Gallagher throwing rocks at us? It's dilute. The plucking of the 94 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,740 string places those within hearing under a powerful enchantment. What, like, 95 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:07,860 like mind control? 96 00:08:09,260 --> 00:08:12,580 Huh. That's so uncool. What is this Yakupug I want? My throne. 97 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:13,940 That thing? 98 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:18,560 No, no, no, my kingdom. The man is mad for power. He sold his own soul to put 99 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:19,560 that spell on his loot. 100 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,080 And now it has a mind of its own. 101 00:08:21,340 --> 00:08:24,360 Nana, now's a good of a time, if I need to tell you. That our new neighbors are 102 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:25,380 not really actors. 103 00:08:25,979 --> 00:08:26,979 Yep. Okay. 104 00:08:32,659 --> 00:08:33,459 Make ready. 105 00:08:33,460 --> 00:08:34,780 Oh, hey, put those things away. 106 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,280 Sir Dwight, we are under attack. 107 00:08:36,659 --> 00:08:40,460 Yes, but it's not their fault. Look at them. They're like innocent zombies. 108 00:09:01,130 --> 00:09:02,130 My plan. 109 00:10:01,740 --> 00:10:03,680 There will be no terms and there will be no discussion. 110 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:08,180 But honor demands it. None may say Jacopo does not know the rules of 111 00:10:08,740 --> 00:10:13,400 Get out of the way! 112 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:19,400 This is my plan. 113 00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,520 And it will be properly done. 114 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,840 I have defeated the princess in honorable combat. 115 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:42,100 The princess 116 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:54,480 hereby 117 00:10:54,480 --> 00:10:57,860 yields her throne, property, title, and... 118 00:10:58,190 --> 00:11:03,710 all other rights, and honors as ruler of the realm to Jacopo the Troubadour, and 119 00:11:03,710 --> 00:11:10,450 forth to be known as His Majesty Jacopo the Noble, the wise and 120 00:11:10,450 --> 00:11:13,550 beloved of all his people. God save... Enough, Baldrick. 121 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:20,090 Consider, Principessa, you may live peacefully in the realm of Jacopo the 122 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:26,870 It will be an harmonious kingdom where all may thrive under my kingly rule. 123 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:30,870 And I will be respected. 124 00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:37,590 And if I refuse? I will dispose of you. Or better to say, this nice fellow will 125 00:11:37,590 --> 00:11:44,490 dispose of you. And I usurp your throne and rule as Yakubo the Tyrant in a realm 126 00:11:44,490 --> 00:11:45,490 of terror. 127 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:51,410 Either way, I win. 128 00:11:52,030 --> 00:11:53,230 I win. 129 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,910 Yakubo, you blagger. Oh, you slander me, sir. 130 00:11:57,340 --> 00:11:59,160 I have obeyed the rules of chivalry. 131 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:07,920 Not yet, Jacopo. You may have defeated me, but you have not defeated my 132 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,940 champion. Ah, jeez. 133 00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:15,940 Oh. By the rules of chivalry... Do not tell me the rules of chivalry. 134 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:20,160 Lita, girl, I know them by heart. 135 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,460 Then you know you can make no threat against the princess until you have 136 00:12:24,460 --> 00:12:25,660 vanquished her champion. 137 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:29,360 Nana, there's one more thing I should tell you. 138 00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,560 Where is this champion? 139 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:40,080 Excuse me. Are you the champion? Can I? 140 00:12:40,700 --> 00:12:42,800 Thank you. Yeah, there you go. Thank you. No. 141 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:44,880 There. 142 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,120 Hi. 143 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:52,320 You don't mean him. Oh, but I do. 144 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:53,920 This baby face monkey. 145 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,340 None else? 146 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,740 Cheeky little ball of jelly. 147 00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:03,760 Okay, that's enough out of you, buster. We have a zero tolerance policy when it 148 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:06,600 comes to bullying. So you're going to keep it polite or you and me are going 149 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,680 have problems. And you don't want to have problems with me. 150 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,620 I like this tiny wrinkly woman. 151 00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:19,760 You may live in my realm when I am king. 152 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:25,260 But first, we fight. 153 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:34,150 The choice of weapon is yours, champion. 154 00:13:34,570 --> 00:13:35,770 The axe. 155 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,970 No, the broadsword. Wait, wait, how does this work? 156 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:41,490 You have challenged Yocopo to a duel. 157 00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:45,190 No, I haven't. You must match your skills against his. 158 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:48,230 When you say skills, anything you choose. 159 00:13:48,550 --> 00:13:50,010 Try the axe. 160 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,190 No, not the axe. 161 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,870 Something you're good at. Something you've spent years mastering. 162 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:05,640 I choose the water bottle. 163 00:14:09,380 --> 00:14:10,380 Excuse me? 164 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:16,760 I choose this water bottle. 165 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:18,780 We both get a chance to flip it. 166 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:20,960 The point is to get it to land straight up. 167 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:22,500 Like that. Boom. 168 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,800 Like a Russian gymnast. 169 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:29,100 And the person to do it in the least amount of tries wins. 170 00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:35,120 But this is child's play. You send a baby to do a man's job. 171 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:42,300 I accept your challenge, funny little 172 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:43,400 champion boy. 173 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:51,080 And when I win, I will have you and my favorite wrinkly lady entertain me at 174 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,080 my royal court. 175 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:56,420 Take it away. 176 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,279 That's one. 177 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:15,660 Give it another try. 178 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,040 That's two. 179 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:30,640 You almost had it. 180 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,770 Why can't you just be my friend? 181 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:46,290 All right. 182 00:15:49,090 --> 00:15:53,530 That was 183 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:58,950 close. Take it easy. 184 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,410 Forca miseria! 185 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:09,850 This is a stupid challenge. 186 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:12,130 We fight with knives now. 187 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:18,700 Hey, come on. Dude, you have spent years planning this thing. 188 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,040 So let's do it right. 189 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,980 Everybody knows if you're going to steal somebody's kingdom, you've got to go 190 00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:26,400 through the champion. And the champion picks the duel. 191 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,400 I don't make the rules, man. 192 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,500 I think we should count that one. 193 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:52,340 That was really good. It was really, really, really good. It stood up for 194 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,780 half a second before it fell. 195 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:56,360 May I? 196 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:04,800 So now all I have to do is beat 211. 197 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,440 Impossible. 198 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,120 He did it, Ancient One. 199 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:43,340 Well, yeah. 200 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:47,200 You know, he was the Woodside Middle School bottle -flipping champion a few 201 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,240 years ago. I had no idea. 202 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,400 Well, it's been a while. I'm pretty out of shape. 203 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,920 housewarming party. Really. Greta appreciates everybody coming. 204 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:34,200 Some thank you to everybody who brought food, by the way. 205 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:36,620 You can go now. Party's over. 206 00:18:37,540 --> 00:18:39,300 Yeah. Have a great night. 207 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:40,500 Thanks for coming. 208 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:45,400 And by the way, whoever hired the hypnotist, awesome. 209 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,300 Really made the party. 210 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:49,960 Be safe out there. It's dark. 211 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,440 Okay. Good night. 212 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,900 And you, villain, can take yourself hence. 213 00:18:55,180 --> 00:19:00,100 You. are no match for Princess Greta's champion. 214 00:19:06,180 --> 00:19:07,920 I leave defeated. 215 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,700 Not dishonored. 216 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,500 100 % agree. 217 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,400 Halt! 218 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,680 We should make a self -me. 219 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,100 To capture this special moment. 220 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:28,820 All right, everybody get in tight. Faces close together. 221 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,300 All right, all right, Jacopo, over here, bud. Look over here. Okay. 222 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,400 Everybody, move. 223 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,360 Got it. 224 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,880 You may withdraw. 225 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,360 Hey! 226 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:52,520 We better call it for tonight, kid. 227 00:19:54,440 --> 00:20:00,000 We can come back tomorrow and help you put the place back together. 228 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,620 That is most kind. 229 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:06,080 You're not the neighbors I would have picked, but you're the neighbors I got. 230 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,400 Am I okay to take these beans out of my ears? 231 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:13,980 You may safely do so. I don't think Jacopo will trouble us again. 232 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:21,140 Your parents would be very proud of what you did today, Dwight. 233 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,200 I'll take this out, and I'll be right behind you. 234 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,720 Okay. 235 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:49,380 Sir Dwight? 236 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,500 Hey. I'm just sorting out the recyclables before I throw them away. 237 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:54,500 Thank you. 238 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,340 Yeah, just takes a few minutes and it's the right thing to do. 239 00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,040 For saving my life. 240 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,680 Again. 241 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:08,320 Yeah, sure. I'm happy to do it. 242 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,000 So you live with Nana? 243 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,820 Yeah, since I was a baby. 244 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:15,520 Well, what of your parents? 245 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,200 A plane crash. 246 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,240 They were wildlife photographers. 247 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:22,520 They took pictures of animals. 248 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:27,680 And they were in a small plane in Alaska. 249 00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:31,860 What is the... Oh, it's a thing you fly in. 250 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,480 And it crashed. 251 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,200 Well, my parents are also gone. 252 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:42,360 What happened? 253 00:21:43,940 --> 00:21:48,280 My father was devoured by fairies, and my mother was turned into an oak tree. 254 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,940 Oh. But I have Baldrick. 255 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:55,040 And you have them. 256 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,920 Yeah. Right? 257 00:21:58,480 --> 00:21:59,480 Yeah, we do. 258 00:22:29,610 --> 00:22:30,610 Good morning, Baldrick. 259 00:22:30,690 --> 00:22:32,230 Is Greta ready? 260 00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:35,050 Her Highness is still abed. 261 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,450 What? We said 7 .30. 262 00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:38,670 Mm -hmm. 263 00:22:42,090 --> 00:22:46,570 Hey, um... I hope you know that was an accident. 264 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:53,050 Is there anything I can do? 265 00:22:53,990 --> 00:22:55,550 Then you find for me. 266 00:22:56,160 --> 00:23:00,460 The bough of an ash tree fed by a fairy spring, and encased within it an agate 267 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:04,180 stone spewed forth in fire from the bowels of the earth? 268 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:10,140 Can you then temper it with the tears of a newborn griffin and its mother's 269 00:23:10,140 --> 00:23:16,580 milk? And then, can you resurrect the mage that gave his life crafting this 270 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:20,020 scepter over two thousand years? 271 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,640 Duck tape? 272 00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:38,760 You got it. Go. 273 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,759 Go. Leave. 274 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:41,760 Yep.