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Sammy. It's me.

2
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I don't remember most of what Michael did
because I was underwater. Drowning.

3
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And that I remember.

4
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I felt every second of it.

5
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Why would Michael
give up his vessel like that?

6
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I don't know.

7
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<i>Ghost 101.</i>

8
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<i>Ghost possession.</i>

9
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Definitely a ghost.

10
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<i>Somebody's spirit can attach itself
to an object or a bunch of objects.</i>

11
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<i>Everything has a weakness.</i>

12
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No!

13
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<i>They hate iron and salt.</i>

14
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<i>Whatever happens,
you stay inside this circle.</i>

15
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Where's the spear?

16
00:00:41,297 --> 00:00:43,967
So, Michael wants the spear
because he knows it can hurt him.

17
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- You're no different than him.
- I am nothing like him.

18
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<i>Do you have unwanted gold
just lying around the house</i>

19
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<i>collecting dust?
Why not turn that gold into cash?</i>

20
00:00:55,895 --> 00:00:58,982
<i>Here at Diamond Dave's
you can have cash in your hands today.</i>

21
00:00:59,065 --> 00:01:01,025
<i>We'll take anything you wanna sell us.</i>

22
00:01:01,192 --> 00:01:02,527
<i>When Aunt Gloria passed away,</i>

23
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<i>she left me so much jewelry
I didn't know what to do.</i>

24
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<i>That's when I called Diamond Dave's.</i>

25
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<i>If it's gold, it's cash in your hands.</i>

26
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<i>You're watching Shocker TV.</i>

27
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<i>This week on Shocker,
it's gonna be a bloodbath.</i>

28
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<i>We've got slicing and dicing.</i>

29
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<i>We've got scream queens
and killing machines.</i>

30
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<i>24 hours a day, all week long.</i>

31
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<i>Time to slice and dice.</i>

32
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Whoa!

33
00:02:01,795 --> 00:02:04,130
Mezco 15-inch Mega-Scale Panthro.

34
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So handsome, so angry.

35
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Hey, Sam.

36
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<i>Stuart, what did you do?</i>

37
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I... Uh, nothing.

38
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<i>Really? Because according to Yelp,</i>

39
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<i>and this awesome
one-star review we just got,</i>

40
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<i>you screamed at a customer, and called him
a quote "Mongoloid Tribble,</i>

41
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<i>in a robotic exoskeleton built by
Tony Stark's inbred third cousin."</i>

42
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<i>Which is not cool,
and weirdly, creepily specific.</i>

43
00:03:00,478 --> 00:03:03,064
That. He said I couldn't beat up Superman.

44
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<i>Okay. Again, Superman is not real.</i>

45
00:03:06,609 --> 00:03:08,194
Okay, that's not the point.

46
00:03:08,278 --> 00:03:10,154
<i>And I have seen you get winded
eating a taco.</i>

47
00:03:10,238 --> 00:03:11,406
Okay, that doesn't matter.

48
00:03:11,489 --> 00:03:14,325
If I had Kryptonite gloves,
I could beat up Superman. Anyone could.

49
00:03:14,409 --> 00:03:16,327
That's science, Sam.

50
00:03:16,953 --> 00:03:22,333
<i>Look, I like that you care,
really, really care about this stuff</i>

51
00:03:22,417 --> 00:03:25,336
<i>but we need every customer
we can get, okay?</i>

52
00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:28,673
<i>So, just chill. A little. Please.</i>

53
00:03:31,634 --> 00:03:34,888
Yeah. I'm... Okay.

54
00:03:35,889 --> 00:03:38,266
I'm sorry, Sam.
I just get spun out sometimes.

55
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<i>I know.</i>

56
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Coming to game night?

57
00:03:44,230 --> 00:03:46,357
<i>Of course. I'll see you there.</i>

58
00:04:22,101 --> 00:04:25,229
Yeah? Well, all I'm hearing is excuses.

59
00:04:26,272 --> 00:04:30,610
Look, I don't care about traffic, okay?

60
00:04:30,693 --> 00:04:35,823
It has been over 30 minutes, so, hello?
Free pizza.

61
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What the heck?

62
00:04:56,803 --> 00:04:57,762
How did you...

63
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<i>Must've brought them back,
back from hell. Again.</i>

64
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Hell Hazers 3, <i>it lives, again.</i>

65
00:05:20,326 --> 00:05:23,579
<i>And now, back to Hatchet Man,</i>
All Saints Day.

66
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<i>There'll be no further interruptions.</i>

67
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Time to slice and dice.

68
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<i>Son of a bitch.</i>

69
00:05:58,531 --> 00:06:00,992
<i>Hey! This area's closed off!</i>

70
00:06:03,703 --> 00:06:05,079
<i>I said beat it, buddy!</i>

71
00:06:19,844 --> 00:06:21,971
<i>Time to slice and dice.</i>

72
00:06:23,598 --> 00:06:24,432
Yo.

73
00:06:26,809 --> 00:06:28,186
- Hey.
- What?

74
00:06:29,312 --> 00:06:30,313
What are you doing?

75
00:06:31,731 --> 00:06:33,357
Horror marathon on Shocker.

76
00:06:33,441 --> 00:06:36,402
Just made my way through the <i>Halloweens,</i>
and now I'm about to...

77
00:06:39,363 --> 00:06:41,115
Oh. Wow.

78
00:06:41,407 --> 00:06:42,241
What?

79
00:06:44,243 --> 00:06:46,037
Oh. Yes, I shaved.

80
00:06:46,996 --> 00:06:51,125
I mean, it's so smooth.
It's like a dolphin's belly.

81
00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:53,878
Yeah, yeah. Hey. Um...

82
00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,256
I wanna check up on you.

83
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You doin' okay?

84
00:06:59,425 --> 00:07:01,552
I mean, you haven't really
come out of your room in almost a week.

85
00:07:03,012 --> 00:07:05,348
Well, since when is "okay"
part of this job, huh?

86
00:07:07,350 --> 00:07:10,394
Yeah, Cass is, you know,
showing Jack the ropes,

87
00:07:10,478 --> 00:07:11,979
and Dark Kaia and her spear
are in the wind,

88
00:07:12,063 --> 00:07:14,398
and we have no clue where Michael is
or what he's up to.

89
00:07:16,484 --> 00:07:18,027
And, not that I'm complaining,

90
00:07:19,278 --> 00:07:21,030
but the house is full of strangers, so...

91
00:07:24,826 --> 00:07:30,039
So, your plan is to just lay in here,
watching a Hatchet Man movie, seriously?

92
00:07:30,123 --> 00:07:31,874
<i>All Saints Day</i> is a classic.

93
00:07:31,958 --> 00:07:33,751
<i>Time to slice and dice.</i>

94
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Is it?

95
00:07:34,752 --> 00:07:36,087
Why do you care?
You don't even like scary movies.

96
00:07:36,796 --> 00:07:40,174
Well, yeah.
Dean, our life is a scary movie.

97
00:07:40,258 --> 00:07:41,092
Exactly.

98
00:07:43,052 --> 00:07:45,054
<i>I like it when they run.</i>

99
00:07:45,429 --> 00:07:47,598
All right, well,
I hate to disturb your marathon,

100
00:07:47,682 --> 00:07:49,433
but I think I found us a case.

101
00:07:50,059 --> 00:07:51,269
More Michael monsters?

102
00:07:51,561 --> 00:07:52,395
No.

103
00:07:54,105 --> 00:07:54,939
Killer toy.

104
00:07:59,402 --> 00:08:00,278
What kinda toy?

105
00:08:02,572 --> 00:08:04,532
<i>And then the thing freaking jumped me!</i>

106
00:08:04,615 --> 00:08:07,201
<i>I mean, it wouldn't stop.
It was over and over.</i>

107
00:08:11,122 --> 00:08:12,456
<i>Panthro kicked my ass.</i>

108
00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,294
Thundercats? Seriously?

109
00:08:17,003 --> 00:08:21,507
Yeah. But I mean, you got your pizza,
at least eight more of these movies.

110
00:08:21,591 --> 00:08:23,885
So, I'll just leave you to it,
and I'll give one of the other guys--

111
00:08:23,968 --> 00:08:27,555
Hell no. Hell no. No.

112
00:08:28,598 --> 00:08:30,266
The Panthro is mine.

113
00:08:41,319 --> 00:08:43,029
I wonder if we're talking,
like, one toy gone bad,

114
00:08:43,112 --> 00:08:45,781
or if it's like the whole crew, you know,
like, <i>Puppet Master-</i>style.

115
00:08:45,865 --> 00:08:47,825
Do you actually
want there to be more than one?

116
00:08:48,451 --> 00:08:50,119
I don't know.

117
00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:51,579
Boo!

118
00:08:51,662 --> 00:08:52,580
Yeah!

119
00:08:53,122 --> 00:08:55,416
- Still not a fan of Halloween?
- Nope.

120
00:08:55,499 --> 00:08:56,876
- Happy Halloween.
- So lame.

121
00:08:57,335 --> 00:08:58,169
<i>Happy Halloween!</i>

122
00:09:00,421 --> 00:09:02,840
Hey. I can help you guys in just a second.

123
00:09:07,220 --> 00:09:08,387
She's like your twin.

124
00:09:10,223 --> 00:09:11,390
What? What are you taking about?

125
00:09:11,599 --> 00:09:14,852
Well, soft, delicate features,
luxurious hair.

126
00:09:14,936 --> 00:09:16,354
She's, like, your Wonder Twin.

127
00:09:17,772 --> 00:09:18,606
Yeah.

128
00:09:22,526 --> 00:09:27,490
All right, okay. Well, if that's me,
then that's you over there. Ha!

129
00:09:30,409 --> 00:09:31,494
- That guy?
- Yeah.

130
00:09:31,577 --> 00:09:34,330
Yeah, yeah. We have zero in common.

131
00:09:38,542 --> 00:09:41,003
Hatchet Man! No way.

132
00:09:41,087 --> 00:09:43,089
Sam, check it out.
It's David freakin' Yaeger.

133
00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:44,090
Yeah.

134
00:09:45,174 --> 00:09:46,634
- Press the button.
- Hmm?

135
00:09:52,139 --> 00:09:54,016
<i>Time to slice and dice.</i>

136
00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,393
Oh, dude!

137
00:09:56,894 --> 00:09:59,313
<i>We all do bad things sometimes.</i>

138
00:10:00,273 --> 00:10:01,774
<i>Trick or treat.</i>

139
00:10:01,983 --> 00:10:03,526
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, dude.

140
00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:06,362
I need this. How much?

141
00:10:07,196 --> 00:10:09,699
Not for sale. Hatchet Man's a classic.

142
00:10:12,410 --> 00:10:14,161
Yeah, nothing in common.

143
00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:18,582
Okay. What can I help you guys with?
Funko Pops? Magic cards?

144
00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:21,252
- Uh, Stuart Blake?
- Vintage Hot Wheels.

145
00:10:22,795 --> 00:10:27,049
I'm sorry, were you getting helped
by Stuart with vintage Hot Wheels or--

146
00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:30,720
No, sorry.
My name is Ian Gillan, and this--

147
00:10:30,803 --> 00:10:34,140
Ritchie Blackmore.
We're with Campbell and Sons Insurance.

148
00:10:34,223 --> 00:10:36,726
We heard about
Stuart's little incident with the toy,

149
00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:38,602
and we're hoping to speak to him.

150
00:10:38,936 --> 00:10:40,563
He's at home healing up.

151
00:10:40,646 --> 00:10:43,107
Well, we went to his place,
and his roommate said he'd moved out.

152
00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:44,567
Kicked out, actually.

153
00:10:45,651 --> 00:10:47,403
Right, they had a fight.

154
00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:48,696
Over?

155
00:10:50,156 --> 00:10:51,240
<i>Fist of the North Star.</i>

156
00:10:51,991 --> 00:10:55,202
Stuart said that the dubbed version
was better, but...

157
00:10:55,286 --> 00:10:56,495
You know what, forget it.

158
00:10:57,288 --> 00:10:59,707
I like Stuart, but he's an acquired taste.

159
00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,543
Sounds like a guy
who could make a lot of enemies.

160
00:11:03,544 --> 00:11:07,715
I mean, not real ones.
Maybe online. He trolls everything.

161
00:11:09,008 --> 00:11:11,469
Okay. Where can we find Stuart now?

162
00:11:12,094 --> 00:11:13,179
He's at his mom's house.

163
00:11:13,888 --> 00:11:15,014
Of course he is.

164
00:11:16,057 --> 00:11:16,891
Thanks.

165
00:11:21,687 --> 00:11:23,272
Stewie will be up in just a minute.

166
00:11:23,689 --> 00:11:24,523
Thanks.

167
00:11:28,152 --> 00:11:30,071
I can't believe
you had her make us apple cider.

168
00:11:30,613 --> 00:11:31,447
She offered.

169
00:11:32,073 --> 00:11:35,159
No! No! You stupid, dumb...

170
00:11:35,242 --> 00:11:36,744
It's not how you play the...

171
00:11:37,578 --> 00:11:39,914
Game over! I'm done! Done!

172
00:11:44,752 --> 00:11:45,586
Who are you?

173
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:48,339
We're from Campbell and Sons Insurance,
and--

174
00:11:48,422 --> 00:11:49,256
What were you doing down there?

175
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:52,051
<i>Fortnite.</i>

176
00:11:54,303 --> 00:11:55,888
It's a video game.

177
00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:58,849
It's "the" video game.

178
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:02,228
Yeah, well, I'm a <i>Zelda</i> for life, so...

179
00:12:04,772 --> 00:12:06,565
What, are you burning sage down there?

180
00:12:08,067 --> 00:12:12,822
So? I dated this goth chic.
Like, super hot.

181
00:12:12,905 --> 00:12:15,074
We met online. And she was into Wicca.

182
00:12:15,157 --> 00:12:19,537
She said that burning sage was, like,
good luck or some crap like that.

183
00:12:20,329 --> 00:12:22,873
Hmm. So, you're not together anymore?

184
00:12:22,957 --> 00:12:26,127
No.
I broke it off before we could MIRL.

185
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:29,130
You know, I mean,
who needs goth girl drama, am I right?

186
00:12:29,547 --> 00:12:30,381
"MIRL"?

187
00:12:30,464 --> 00:12:32,550
M-I-R-L. Meet in real life.

188
00:12:33,008 --> 00:12:34,385
Why do you know what that means?

189
00:12:35,261 --> 00:12:38,180
Stuart, we're here to ask about the attack
you reported. With the toy?

190
00:12:38,264 --> 00:12:39,098
I made it up.

191
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:40,724
You what?

192
00:12:41,809 --> 00:12:43,936
The whole thing. I lied.

193
00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:45,896
But the video...

194
00:12:46,605 --> 00:12:48,607
That was fake.

195
00:12:48,691 --> 00:12:50,401
I didn't think expect it to go viral,

196
00:12:50,484 --> 00:12:53,988
but it did, and... I just...

197
00:12:55,698 --> 00:12:56,532
I fell.

198
00:12:57,867 --> 00:13:01,871
Hmm. Because the hospital report said
that you had marks on your face,

199
00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:05,708
your legs, your back and your genitals.
That's not a slip and fall.

200
00:13:05,791 --> 00:13:08,461
I don't see why an insurance company
would care, you know.

201
00:13:08,544 --> 00:13:10,087
And I think it's time for you to leave.

202
00:13:10,546 --> 00:13:11,839
- Okay, but--
- Now.

203
00:13:14,967 --> 00:13:18,179
Well, Lady-you wasn't kidding.
That guy's a piece of work.

204
00:13:18,262 --> 00:13:20,639
No. Whatever happened was not an accident.

205
00:13:20,723 --> 00:13:23,684
Okay, but, Big Bang in there,
not a great liar.

206
00:13:23,767 --> 00:13:26,353
No. So what are we thinking? Spell?

207
00:13:26,812 --> 00:13:27,855
Well, his girlfriend was into Wicca.

208
00:13:27,938 --> 00:13:29,231
Yeah, Wicca doesn't always mean witch.

209
00:13:29,315 --> 00:13:30,524
Except when it does.

210
00:13:31,692 --> 00:13:34,987
All right. Let's wait till they leave,
then check out the house for hex bags.

211
00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:36,155
Deal.

212
00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:40,034
Yeah, find some lamb's blood.

213
00:13:40,868 --> 00:13:44,580
Right, exactly.
All right, good. Stay safe.

214
00:13:46,248 --> 00:13:47,082
All good?

215
00:13:47,750 --> 00:13:49,627
Yeah. It was Riley. He'll be fine.

216
00:13:50,753 --> 00:13:52,505
I don't know who Riley is, but cool.

217
00:13:52,588 --> 00:13:54,465
Happy Halloween!

218
00:13:56,425 --> 00:13:58,385
So seriously,
what is your deal with Halloween?

219
00:14:00,262 --> 00:14:01,096
I don't like it.

220
00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:03,098
Yeah, but why don't you like it? Hmm?

221
00:14:03,516 --> 00:14:04,934
And don't give me that, like,

222
00:14:05,017 --> 00:14:07,978
"well, every day is Halloween for us"
crap, okay?

223
00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:09,980
'Cause one, it ain't.

224
00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:11,398
We don't eat that much candy.

225
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:14,818
Two, you've had this hate-on
for years. So?

226
00:14:16,904 --> 00:14:18,280
Mom's on the move.

227
00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:43,639
All right, what about our guy?

228
00:14:47,476 --> 00:14:49,645
You know, I think
I know why Stuart changed his story.

229
00:14:49,728 --> 00:14:52,231
The comments on his video
are all pretty brutal.

230
00:14:52,314 --> 00:14:55,109
People are calling him a liar, a loser,

231
00:14:55,734 --> 00:15:00,656
Thunderspaz,
Snarf's love child, "Panthro's b..."

232
00:15:00,739 --> 00:15:02,783
- Rhymes with "itch"?
- Yeah.

233
00:15:03,742 --> 00:15:06,453
Gotta love the Internet.
Where everyone can be a dick.

234
00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:12,418
Help me! Help me! Help!

235
00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,260
- Stay with him.
- Yeah.

236
00:15:21,343 --> 00:15:25,931
It's okay. Hang on, hang on.
Wait. We'll get you help.

237
00:16:34,625 --> 00:16:35,834
My poor baby.

238
00:16:36,001 --> 00:16:37,628
Yeah, it was touch and go there
for a while,

239
00:16:37,711 --> 00:16:40,089
but doctors say he's gonna be all right.

240
00:16:40,673 --> 00:16:44,301
I'm just grateful you showed up, I...

241
00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:49,181
Thank you. You saved his life.

242
00:16:51,016 --> 00:16:52,017
Oh...

243
00:16:52,101 --> 00:16:55,104
I should run back home,
get Stewie his favorite pillow.

244
00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,272
Actually, you know what, uh,

245
00:16:57,356 --> 00:16:59,316
it's probably better
if you just stay here.

246
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:02,027
Yeah. Just until he wakes up, you know.

247
00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:07,408
Yeah, of course. You're right.
I'm just all flustered.

248
00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:09,910
It's okay. Everything's fine.

249
00:17:11,286 --> 00:17:12,579
Everything is not fine.

250
00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:14,415
Yeah. My first clue
was the flying chainsaw.

251
00:17:14,498 --> 00:17:17,501
While you were waiting for the ambulance,
I did a quick sweep for hex bags. Nothing.

252
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:20,129
But then I pulled out the EMF,
it went freaking crazy.

253
00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:21,213
So it's a ghost.

254
00:17:21,296 --> 00:17:23,882
Yeah. Hey, we gotta figure out
a way to keep his mom here

255
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:24,883
while we clear the house.

256
00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:27,594
You know, I don't get why
a ghost would be gunning for Stuart.

257
00:17:28,429 --> 00:17:30,681
Murder, grave robbery,
stole his favorite Pokémon,

258
00:17:30,764 --> 00:17:31,974
I mean, take your pick.

259
00:17:32,224 --> 00:17:34,476
Yeah. All right, you stay here with them.

260
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,562
I'll go check the house, ask around.
See if anybody--

261
00:17:36,645 --> 00:17:37,479
Got dead lately?

262
00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:38,814
- Yeah.
- All right.

263
00:18:25,944 --> 00:18:28,530
Nice, Sam. Smooth.

264
00:18:38,415 --> 00:18:39,416
What the hell?

265
00:18:58,185 --> 00:18:59,561
<i>Now back to our feature.</i>

266
00:19:01,230 --> 00:19:04,650
<i>Are you insane?
He will never understand...</i>

267
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,362
- Hey.
- Hey. What are you doing here?

268
00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:10,656
Just keeping an eye on Stuart.

269
00:19:10,989 --> 00:19:12,366
He must have awesome insurance.

270
00:19:13,951 --> 00:19:14,993
Super awesome.

271
00:19:15,327 --> 00:19:16,411
Hmm.

272
00:19:19,331 --> 00:19:20,374
Trick or treat.

273
00:19:24,253 --> 00:19:25,379
He's still out.

274
00:19:25,462 --> 00:19:26,922
Yeah, the nurse told me.

275
00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,715
Babs went out for a quick bite.

276
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:32,719
Figured I'd stick around.
I wanna be here when he wakes up.

277
00:19:33,637 --> 00:19:34,972
He's kinda my best friend.

278
00:19:35,639 --> 00:19:36,765
Is that right?

279
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:40,060
Look, I...

280
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:44,815
I know Stuart has his stuff,
but we all do.

281
00:19:46,024 --> 00:19:48,443
And me and my dad
don't get along so great,

282
00:19:48,527 --> 00:19:50,988
and whenever we really have it out,

283
00:19:52,239 --> 00:19:53,657
Stuart lets me crash at his place.

284
00:19:54,658 --> 00:19:55,993
No questions asked.

285
00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:59,329
We just eat pizza and watch movies.

286
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,708
It's... zen.

287
00:20:05,252 --> 00:20:06,420
Sounds like a good friend.

288
00:20:06,962 --> 00:20:09,756
Yeah, but now, when his mom called,

289
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,217
said someone had attacked him
with a chainsaw?

290
00:20:13,176 --> 00:20:14,219
Looks like.

291
00:20:15,262 --> 00:20:16,847
Happy Halloween, huh?

292
00:20:26,815 --> 00:20:27,983
<i>Oh, I gotta get out of here.</i>

293
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:30,444
Cool<i>. All Saints Day Ill.</i>

294
00:20:32,779 --> 00:20:35,198
Time to slice and dice.

295
00:20:35,282 --> 00:20:39,077
<i>Like, creeping me out to the max.</i>

296
00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:43,707
<i>Trick or treat.</i>

297
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,043
<i>Time to slice and dice.</i>

298
00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:49,004
Never gets old.

299
00:20:49,546 --> 00:20:50,672
You know,
a lot of people don't like this one,

300
00:20:50,756 --> 00:20:52,424
but it's actually my favorite.

301
00:20:52,507 --> 00:20:56,011
I mean, sure, there's no way
a hospital would ever be that empty,

302
00:20:56,094 --> 00:20:57,679
but that's overthinking it.

303
00:20:57,763 --> 00:20:59,806
I don't know.
I've been to a lot of hospitals at night.

304
00:20:59,890 --> 00:21:01,308
Trust me, they get pretty empty.

305
00:21:01,391 --> 00:21:04,728
Okay, so <i>All Saints Day Ill,</i>
that's my top pick. What about you?

306
00:21:06,855 --> 00:21:08,941
I mean, I like <i>Five,</i> right?

307
00:21:09,024 --> 00:21:11,360
<i>The Search for David Yaeger</i>
'cause it's weird, but it's bloody.

308
00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:13,403
- So bloody. In the best way.
- Yeah.

309
00:21:13,487 --> 00:21:17,240
But, uh, I'm gonna go with number four.

310
00:21:17,324 --> 00:21:19,076
<i>- Hatchet Man Lives?</i>
- Yeah.

311
00:21:19,159 --> 00:21:23,622
Nice choice.
"Killed in a prank gone wrong."

312
00:21:24,331 --> 00:21:27,167
"Mechanic David Yaeger comes back

313
00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:30,671
every year on the day after Halloween.

314
00:21:30,754 --> 00:21:35,050
On All Saints' Day,
Hatchet Man takes his revenge!"

315
00:21:36,426 --> 00:21:37,636
You really know your ASD.

316
00:21:37,719 --> 00:21:40,639
Yeah, well. Growing up,

317
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,892
it was always nice
to check out once in a while,

318
00:21:45,310 --> 00:21:48,689
I liked to watch movies
where I know the bad guy's gonna lose.

319
00:21:50,315 --> 00:21:53,026
<i>Knock, knock. Time to die.</i>

320
00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:53,944
<i>No!</i>

321
00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:01,827
Oh, um... We're closing.

322
00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:05,122
Yeah, right. I just...
So, I'm just here to...

323
00:22:06,748 --> 00:22:07,708
Did you hear about Stuart?

324
00:22:08,417 --> 00:22:11,128
Yeah, his mom told us what happened
when she dropped off his keys.

325
00:22:11,211 --> 00:22:13,380
I mean, what happened to him,
that's insane.

326
00:22:13,463 --> 00:22:16,091
Yeah. Yeah, so,
I actually have a few questions.

327
00:22:16,174 --> 00:22:18,385
Um, I mean,
they might be a little different.

328
00:22:18,468 --> 00:22:19,302
Different like?

329
00:22:19,469 --> 00:22:24,975
Different like,
has anyone close to Stuart died recently?

330
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,436
You're an insurance dude, right?

331
00:22:27,728 --> 00:22:30,939
Yeah. Yeah, and we wouldn't normally
ask these kinds of questions

332
00:22:31,023 --> 00:22:32,983
but it's a special circumstance and...

333
00:22:33,066 --> 00:22:35,986
Well, I mean, Jordan.

334
00:22:37,779 --> 00:22:40,407
- Jordan?
- Yeah, he owned the store,

335
00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:45,287
he taught Stuart, Dirk, and I everything
we know about comics and games.

336
00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:47,622
He was like our own personal Willy Wonka.

337
00:22:48,123 --> 00:22:48,957
Oh.

338
00:22:49,332 --> 00:22:51,376
Sounds like a great guy.

339
00:22:51,543 --> 00:22:52,377
He was.

340
00:22:54,504 --> 00:22:55,505
Cancer sucks, you know?

341
00:22:56,298 --> 00:23:00,677
Yeah. So, who owns the place now?

342
00:23:01,053 --> 00:23:03,930
Me. And Dirk. Jordan left it to us.

343
00:23:04,931 --> 00:23:06,016
But not Stuart?

344
00:23:06,725 --> 00:23:10,187
Stuart worked here,
but Jordan fired him. Twice.

345
00:23:10,270 --> 00:23:11,897
He kept catching Stuart stealing.

346
00:23:11,980 --> 00:23:14,775
And to Jordan,
this place was his life, you know.

347
00:23:14,941 --> 00:23:17,110
And you hired Stuart back?

348
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,321
He's my friend.

349
00:23:21,656 --> 00:23:25,494
Right. Okay, where is Jordan buried?

350
00:23:25,827 --> 00:23:27,579
Nowhere. He was cremated.

351
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:32,709
Oh. Um...

352
00:23:32,793 --> 00:23:36,379
Right, sure.
Excuse me, I just have to...

353
00:23:36,963 --> 00:23:37,964
What's that?

354
00:23:41,259 --> 00:23:45,722
Nothing. It's a carbon monoxide detector.

355
00:23:46,598 --> 00:23:48,475
What, is that bad?

356
00:23:49,184 --> 00:23:51,561
Yeah. Yep, pretty bad.

357
00:23:53,021 --> 00:23:54,940
You know what? You should leave now.

358
00:23:55,232 --> 00:23:56,066
What? No.

359
00:23:56,149 --> 00:23:58,652
Okay, listen to me, this is weird,
but I think you're in danger--

360
00:24:20,841 --> 00:24:21,675
Samantha?

361
00:24:26,138 --> 00:24:26,972
Samantha?

362
00:24:30,517 --> 00:24:31,977
Oh, God.

363
00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:34,521
Hey! Hey. Are you okay?

364
00:24:35,438 --> 00:24:38,108
No. What just happened?

365
00:24:38,650 --> 00:24:41,153
I think a... I think a ghost...

366
00:24:41,403 --> 00:24:42,237
A ghost?

367
00:24:42,404 --> 00:24:44,406
Yes. Um, all right, listen to me.

368
00:24:44,489 --> 00:24:47,784
Ghosts are real.
And they can possess things.

369
00:24:47,868 --> 00:24:51,288
People, toys, chainsaws.
And, apparently, life-sized figurines.

370
00:24:51,371 --> 00:24:53,707
You're not from an insurance company,
are you?

371
00:24:55,125 --> 00:24:58,295
Not exactly. Listen, I'm not sure,

372
00:24:58,378 --> 00:25:01,131
but I think the ghost of Jordan
is trying to kill Stuart.

373
00:25:01,214 --> 00:25:02,424
Wait, what?

374
00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:03,842
Did he hurt you?

375
00:25:04,384 --> 00:25:08,263
No, he just... He shoved me
out of the way, and then he bolted.

376
00:25:09,973 --> 00:25:12,058
It's locked. Where are the keys?

377
00:25:12,142 --> 00:25:14,769
- Hatchet Man or whatever took them.
- You're sure?

378
00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:18,940
I mean, I was pretty busy screaming,
but, yeah, I'm sure.

379
00:25:19,482 --> 00:25:20,567
Is this expensive?

380
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:22,611
What? No, don't.

381
00:25:25,322 --> 00:25:29,075
Yeah. It's shatterproof glass.
Jordan was pretty serious about thieves.

382
00:25:31,036 --> 00:25:31,870
<i>Stop!</i>

383
00:25:34,122 --> 00:25:37,417
The aerobics instructor
in the giant mixer, right?

384
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:39,169
And then the kids the next morning
at the rec center,

385
00:25:39,252 --> 00:25:41,213
they're all eating breakfast,
and then one finds a tooth

386
00:25:41,296 --> 00:25:43,173
with all the stringy bits
still hooked into it?

387
00:25:43,256 --> 00:25:45,383
Oh! Come on.
I mean, forget Freddy or Jason,

388
00:25:45,467 --> 00:25:47,219
that's top-ten horror movie kill
right there.

389
00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:49,137
- Top five, even.
- Oh.

390
00:25:49,221 --> 00:25:50,639
And then the jock guy's face,

391
00:25:50,722 --> 00:25:52,432
when Hatchet Man shoves it
into the engine fan of that truck,

392
00:25:52,515 --> 00:25:53,516
and it just like...

393
00:25:57,729 --> 00:26:01,316
Did you know that they made
the brain splatter with saltwater taffy?

394
00:26:01,608 --> 00:26:03,693
I did not know that. That's pretty cool.

395
00:26:05,987 --> 00:26:06,821
Excuse me.

396
00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:12,035
Yeah, what's up, Sam?

397
00:26:12,118 --> 00:26:15,163
We were right, it's a ghost.
Guy's name was Jordan MacNeel.

398
00:26:15,247 --> 00:26:16,373
<i>He used to own the comic shop.</i>

399
00:26:16,456 --> 00:26:18,208
All right, so we're going
to the graveyard, or what?

400
00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:21,336
No, no, no. He was cremated. And, uh...

401
00:26:22,087 --> 00:26:23,171
And what?

402
00:26:23,713 --> 00:26:26,049
So, he possessed the David Yaeger figure
at the shop,

403
00:26:26,132 --> 00:26:27,467
<i>and I think he's coming for Stuart.</i>

404
00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:29,219
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Are you telling me

405
00:26:29,302 --> 00:26:32,097
that Hatchet Man, David Yaeger,
is coming here?

406
00:26:32,180 --> 00:26:34,266
<i>I mean, not literally, but--</i>

407
00:26:34,349 --> 00:26:37,769
Hatchet Man is coming here?

408
00:26:40,981 --> 00:26:42,274
<i>Trick or treat.</i>

409
00:26:56,454 --> 00:26:58,081
Hey, hey. Look at that.

410
00:26:58,707 --> 00:26:59,791
Hey, man!

411
00:26:59,874 --> 00:27:01,126
Whoo!

412
00:27:02,252 --> 00:27:04,129
David Yaeger!

413
00:27:05,171 --> 00:27:06,673
Killer costume.

414
00:27:07,549 --> 00:27:08,967
Come on, let's go.

415
00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:10,468
Hey, trick or treat.

416
00:27:13,722 --> 00:27:15,557
If ghosts are real,
does that mean vampires--

417
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,392
- Yep.
- Witches?

418
00:27:17,475 --> 00:27:18,935
- Uh-huh.
- Werewolves?

419
00:27:19,019 --> 00:27:23,315
Unless it's Godzilla, it's real.
All right, get in.

420
00:27:23,398 --> 00:27:24,566
- But--
- Now.

421
00:27:25,442 --> 00:27:27,319
Listen to me,
ghosts can't cross a salt line, okay?

422
00:27:27,402 --> 00:27:32,282
So whatever you hear, whatever you see,
whatever happens, stay inside<i>. Capisce?</i>

423
00:27:38,413 --> 00:27:42,208
What I don't get is
why is Jordan going after Stuart now?

424
00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:43,960
It doesn't make any sense.

425
00:27:44,669 --> 00:27:46,129
Stuart's been stealing.

426
00:27:46,921 --> 00:27:47,756
What?

427
00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:50,550
I mean, not cash,
just stuff that he thought was cool.

428
00:27:50,633 --> 00:27:52,469
And Stuart doesn't have
good impulse control.

429
00:27:52,552 --> 00:27:54,679
I've been taking money out of his checks
to make up for it,

430
00:27:54,763 --> 00:27:56,848
but I guess a ghost wouldn't know that.

431
00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:58,683
Yeah. I guess not.

432
00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:00,852
Oh, come on.

433
00:28:01,644 --> 00:28:04,022
- Damn it.
- Yeah, it's a hardcore lock.

434
00:28:04,105 --> 00:28:06,691
- Well, we gotta get out of here.
- Okay, how?

435
00:28:08,276 --> 00:28:09,652
Do you have cleaning supplies?

436
00:28:20,914 --> 00:28:21,998
What the...

437
00:28:35,929 --> 00:28:37,097
Help!

438
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:40,308
What's happening? I gotta get out of here!

439
00:29:06,418 --> 00:29:09,170
Hey! Jordan, I...

440
00:29:10,463 --> 00:29:14,259
I know you're trying to kill Stuart.
But he's my friend.

441
00:29:14,801 --> 00:29:16,469
He's our friend.

442
00:29:16,761 --> 00:29:20,432
So if you wanna do this,
you have to go through me!

443
00:29:27,939 --> 00:29:28,773
Crap.

444
00:29:32,318 --> 00:29:36,114
<i>Hey, where are you? Come on.</i>

445
00:29:44,205 --> 00:29:46,332
Run. Run, girl.

446
00:29:48,084 --> 00:29:50,170
<i>I like it when they run.</i>

447
00:29:51,171 --> 00:29:54,132
Hey, you see that? You see that?
My favorite part.

448
00:29:58,928 --> 00:30:00,722
<i>Stop! Leave me alone!</i>

449
00:30:00,805 --> 00:30:01,890
Ooh!

450
00:30:02,390 --> 00:30:03,975
Help! Somebody!

451
00:30:04,058 --> 00:30:06,728
<i>Enough talking. More killing.</i>

452
00:30:07,103 --> 00:30:09,355
You kidding me? Are you kidding me? Right?

453
00:30:09,439 --> 00:30:10,273
Damn!

454
00:30:10,356 --> 00:30:12,442
She's so slow. Come on, man.

455
00:30:12,525 --> 00:30:18,031
<i>Somebody please help me, please!
Where is everybody?</i>

456
00:30:19,282 --> 00:30:21,117
Ooh! Run, girl. Run!

457
00:30:23,161 --> 00:30:26,831
You gotta run, girl. Come on, man.
My grandma run faster than you.

458
00:30:26,915 --> 00:30:30,335
Help! Somebody, anybody! Help me!

459
00:30:35,256 --> 00:30:36,257
Where is everybody?

460
00:30:41,971 --> 00:30:44,516
Oh, God. Oh, God. Jordan, please!

461
00:30:46,559 --> 00:30:47,435
You're dead!

462
00:30:50,355 --> 00:30:53,525
Get away from me!
We killed you! You're dead!

463
00:30:54,817 --> 00:30:57,237
<i>We all do bad things sometimes.</i>

464
00:30:57,487 --> 00:31:00,907
Press that button! Press that button!
He'd never catch me. Tell you that much.

465
00:31:04,369 --> 00:31:06,079
No, this can't be happening.

466
00:31:07,872 --> 00:31:09,207
No. No!

467
00:31:10,625 --> 00:31:13,753
- You can't run from Hatchet Man!
- This isn't--

468
00:31:13,836 --> 00:31:14,671
You're not real!

469
00:31:22,303 --> 00:31:24,806
All right. Pretty sure this will work.

470
00:31:25,473 --> 00:31:26,975
Where did you learn how to do this?

471
00:31:27,684 --> 00:31:28,851
I had a messed up childhood.

472
00:31:30,562 --> 00:31:33,064
Okay. Here goes.

473
00:31:34,857 --> 00:31:36,609
Yep, all right, uh, get back.

474
00:31:46,119 --> 00:31:47,078
Get down.

475
00:31:55,169 --> 00:31:56,129
- Cool.
- Cool.

476
00:32:12,395 --> 00:32:13,980
I told you stay put.

477
00:32:14,063 --> 00:32:16,524
You don't... He's here.

478
00:32:17,317 --> 00:32:18,151
Where?

479
00:32:20,987 --> 00:32:23,072
<i>Time to slice and dice.</i>

480
00:32:24,407 --> 00:32:25,408
Oh, hell.

481
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:38,212
<i>David Yaeger was an honest man,
making an honest living,</i>

482
00:32:38,796 --> 00:32:43,968
<i>until one night
when a practical joke turned deadly.</i>

483
00:32:45,011 --> 00:32:48,931
<i>One day, we're gonna have to answer
for the things we did that night.</i>

484
00:32:49,474 --> 00:32:51,184
<i>It was just a prank.</i>

485
00:32:54,979 --> 00:32:58,941
<i>Now, David Yaeger is back
with his faithful hatchet</i>

486
00:32:59,025 --> 00:33:01,778
<i>to get revenge on those who took his life.</i>

487
00:33:04,739 --> 00:33:08,618
<i>If the people responsible for his death
weren't torn up about it,</i>

488
00:33:08,701 --> 00:33:09,786
<i>they're going to be.</i>

489
00:33:11,496 --> 00:33:13,623
Time to slice and dice.

490
00:33:13,873 --> 00:33:19,128
<i>In this dark, quiet hospital,
they can run, they can hide...</i>

491
00:33:19,337 --> 00:33:20,963
We killed you! You're dead!

492
00:33:21,047 --> 00:33:23,591
<i>...but there's no escaping
the Hatchet Man.</i>

493
00:33:23,675 --> 00:33:24,926
Trick or treat.

494
00:33:25,134 --> 00:33:26,636
No, this can't be happening.

495
00:33:28,221 --> 00:33:31,015
We all do bad things sometimes.

496
00:33:34,644 --> 00:33:36,854
<i>Coming soon to a theater near you.</i>

497
00:33:36,938 --> 00:33:38,398
<i>Pray for survival.</i>

498
00:33:44,654 --> 00:33:45,863
All right, look, man,

499
00:33:46,447 --> 00:33:47,615
I know once you go Casper,

500
00:33:47,699 --> 00:33:50,368
things can get a little, uh...
Well, a lot crazy.

501
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,079
The way I see it, you got two options.

502
00:33:53,663 --> 00:33:56,332
One, you let this go,
and you walk into the light.

503
00:33:56,999 --> 00:33:59,460
Or two, I send you there.

504
00:34:02,922 --> 00:34:04,924
<i>Time to slice and dice.</i>

505
00:34:06,050 --> 00:34:07,719
I was kinda hoping you'd say that.

506
00:34:19,439 --> 00:34:20,648
Stay back. I got this!

507
00:34:32,493 --> 00:34:34,620
Problem is, the ghost
is always tied to an object, right?

508
00:34:34,704 --> 00:34:36,497
Its bones,
something that meant a lot to it in life.

509
00:34:36,581 --> 00:34:38,458
Whatever that thing is,
the ghost is usually stuck there.

510
00:34:38,541 --> 00:34:39,834
But Jordan, he's been all over.

511
00:34:39,917 --> 00:34:42,295
The shop, Stuart's house,
so how's he moving around?

512
00:34:42,378 --> 00:34:43,546
- The keychain!
- What?

513
00:34:43,629 --> 00:34:46,174
It was Jordan's, and then Stuart closed up
the night he got attacked,

514
00:34:46,257 --> 00:34:47,759
and he brought the shop keys home.

515
00:34:47,842 --> 00:34:49,218
And then his mom brought them back after.

516
00:34:49,302 --> 00:34:51,929
I mean, could that...
Does that make sense?

517
00:34:53,765 --> 00:34:55,558
Yeah. It does. Come on.

518
00:35:04,859 --> 00:35:07,403
<i>We all do bad things sometimes.</i>

519
00:35:17,955 --> 00:35:20,124
I... Sorry?

520
00:35:33,137 --> 00:35:34,514
Dean! Keychain.

521
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,485
Come on, come on, come on!

522
00:35:48,361 --> 00:35:49,737
Here, here. Use this.

523
00:35:52,532 --> 00:35:53,533
Hurry up!

524
00:36:18,099 --> 00:36:21,018
<i>Time to slice and...</i>

525
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,742
Is it really over? Just like that?

526
00:36:37,451 --> 00:36:38,536
"Just like that"?

527
00:36:39,787 --> 00:36:43,082
Yeah. You're all safe now. Even Stuart.

528
00:36:45,209 --> 00:36:47,753
And Jordan, is he...

529
00:36:48,170 --> 00:36:49,297
He's in a better place.

530
00:37:06,272 --> 00:37:07,106
Thanks, man.

531
00:37:07,315 --> 00:37:08,441
Hmm?

532
00:37:10,484 --> 00:37:11,527
You got me out here

533
00:37:11,611 --> 00:37:13,654
'cause you needed
to get me out of my funk,

534
00:37:13,738 --> 00:37:15,698
and give me a win. And you did.

535
00:37:16,574 --> 00:37:18,993
So... thanks.

536
00:37:21,245 --> 00:37:23,122
Gotta admit, it didn't go
exactly like I thought it would--

537
00:37:23,205 --> 00:37:25,666
Hey, man, I just went toe-to-toe
with David friggin' Yaeger.

538
00:37:25,750 --> 00:37:27,877
- That was awesome.
- Yeah, it wasn't really--

539
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:28,794
Don't ruin this for me.

540
00:37:33,215 --> 00:37:34,258
Hey, Dean.

541
00:37:36,761 --> 00:37:38,179
When we get back to the bunker,

542
00:37:38,804 --> 00:37:40,765
I mean, you gotta stop
hiding out in your room.

543
00:37:40,848 --> 00:37:41,974
I'm not hiding out.

544
00:37:42,058 --> 00:37:44,685
And I get why you're doing it. I do.

545
00:37:45,603 --> 00:37:49,690
But... what happened with Michael...

546
00:37:50,775 --> 00:37:52,568
You said yes for me.

547
00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:56,113
For Jack. For your family.
You did the right thing.

548
00:37:56,197 --> 00:37:57,281
What happened after...

549
00:37:57,365 --> 00:37:58,532
Just because
Michael was wearing your face,

550
00:37:58,616 --> 00:38:00,368
doesn't mean any of this is on you.

551
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,954
I don't blame you. No one blames you.

552
00:38:03,579 --> 00:38:06,707
You gotta try
and stop blaming yourself. Please.

553
00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:10,920
I'm never gonna get over it.
Okay? I'm just not.

554
00:38:13,756 --> 00:38:14,590
But you're right.

555
00:38:15,091 --> 00:38:18,010
I'm not doing anybody any good
by just staying cooped up in my room.

556
00:38:19,595 --> 00:38:22,056
So, whatever you need. I'm there.

557
00:38:24,392 --> 00:38:25,518
A'ight, Chief?

558
00:38:30,564 --> 00:38:33,109
All right, well, that is it.
Halloween is officially over.

559
00:38:33,818 --> 00:38:34,652
Good.

560
00:38:34,902 --> 00:38:38,280
Okay, seriously, why?
Why do you hate Halloween?

561
00:38:38,364 --> 00:38:40,992
What is it? Was it the time
that I ate all your Halloween candy?

562
00:38:41,075 --> 00:38:42,368
- No.
- Was it something Dad did?

563
00:38:42,451 --> 00:38:45,913
- No, dude. You don't wanna know.
- No, I really do. Really.

564
00:38:49,875 --> 00:38:50,710
What?

565
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:53,421
All right.

566
00:38:54,839 --> 00:38:56,257
Remember Andrea Howell?

567
00:39:00,177 --> 00:39:01,762
- No.
- When I was in sixth grade,

568
00:39:01,846 --> 00:39:04,682
we were living in Bismarck,
I had a huge crush on her.

569
00:39:05,182 --> 00:39:07,560
Aw! That's adorable. Continue.

570
00:39:07,935 --> 00:39:10,938
So, she invited me to her Halloween party.

571
00:39:11,022 --> 00:39:15,609
I said yes, and I went over.
And at first, everything was great,

572
00:39:17,987 --> 00:39:20,197
and then we started to play games.

573
00:39:20,281 --> 00:39:21,115
Spin the bottle?

574
00:39:22,533 --> 00:39:23,993
Bobbing for apples.

575
00:39:27,455 --> 00:39:29,874
Like I said, I had a crush,

576
00:39:29,957 --> 00:39:34,170
so the entire night
my stomach was in knots.

577
00:39:34,253 --> 00:39:37,965
And when it was my turn,
I bent down, and--

578
00:39:38,049 --> 00:39:38,883
No.

579
00:39:39,341 --> 00:39:40,176
Hurled.

580
00:39:41,469 --> 00:39:45,598
Everywhere. Lunch, dinner, it all came up.

581
00:39:45,681 --> 00:39:47,308
On Andrea, mostly.

582
00:39:47,892 --> 00:39:53,981
People ran and screamed,
and it was so bad.

583
00:39:54,815 --> 00:39:55,858
That's great.

584
00:39:56,067 --> 00:40:00,362
I ended up hiding out in the woods,
until you finally came and got me.

585
00:40:00,446 --> 00:40:02,114
So that's why you hate Halloween?

586
00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,075
Yeah.

587
00:40:04,158 --> 00:40:06,327
Oh, come on, man, you gotta get over that.
That's... I mean...

588
00:40:06,410 --> 00:40:10,331
All right, this is what we're gonna do.
Next year, we're doing Halloween right.

589
00:40:10,706 --> 00:40:12,958
Okay? I'm thinking matching outfits, like,

590
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,546
- Batman and Robin.
- No.

591
00:40:17,630 --> 00:40:18,839
- Bert and Ernie.
- No.

592
00:40:18,923 --> 00:40:20,674
- That's weird.
- Yes.

593
00:40:21,592 --> 00:40:23,219
- Rocky, Bullwinkle.
- Dean.

594
00:40:23,302 --> 00:40:25,638
- Shaggy and Scooby.
- Why would we...

595
00:40:25,721 --> 00:40:28,224
Turner and Hooch. Ren and Stimpy.

596
00:40:28,933 --> 00:40:30,017
Come on, now.

597
00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:32,144
Thelma and Louise.

598
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,730
- But Thelma--
- We just put it in drive and go.

599
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,724
What the...

600
00:41:12,351 --> 00:41:14,019
<i>Trick or treat.</i>


