1 00:00:04,804 --> 00:00:06,178 What the hell? Again? 2 00:00:06,178 --> 00:00:07,804 You can't remember what happened last week; 3 00:00:07,804 --> 00:00:09,595 now you want us to remind you? 4 00:00:09,595 --> 00:00:11,553 Lay off the vape, all right? 5 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:12,804 Shit'll fuck you up. 6 00:00:12,804 --> 00:00:14,553 Is Derek here? 7 00:00:14,553 --> 00:00:15,804 - Derek is dead. - [Carl] The death benefit. 8 00:00:15,804 --> 00:00:17,428 When someone dies in the military, 9 00:00:17,428 --> 00:00:19,178 the family gets, like, 100,000 bucks. 10 00:00:19,178 --> 00:00:21,178 I'm willing to give you 1/3 of the benefit. 11 00:00:21,178 --> 00:00:24,553 In return, I want full custody of Franny. 12 00:00:24,553 --> 00:00:25,929 [Veronica] Oh, hell. 13 00:00:25,929 --> 00:00:27,762 I gotta miss my meeting with Dr. Robinson. 14 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:30,053 George is coming to my place this weekend for a cookout. 15 00:00:30,053 --> 00:00:31,553 A ton of black doctors will be there. 16 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:33,220 Come. It'll be good for business. 17 00:00:33,220 --> 00:00:34,887 Hey, you want to hang out during my lunch break? 18 00:00:34,887 --> 00:00:36,470 I gotta meet my parole officer. 19 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,303 Kibble, JoJo, 20 00:00:38,303 --> 00:00:39,637 got a new friend for ya! 21 00:00:39,637 --> 00:00:40,679 What's the deal with Paula? 22 00:00:40,679 --> 00:00:42,720 The deal is, you're fucked. 23 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,053 I'm Sarah. 24 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:45,679 - What brings you to church? - AA. 25 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,303 - You? - NMAA. 26 00:00:47,303 --> 00:00:48,929 Basically a bunch of new moms in sweat pants 27 00:00:48,929 --> 00:00:50,470 trying not to lose our shit. 28 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:51,804 Coach molested Kenny? 29 00:00:51,804 --> 00:00:53,387 [Mas] A lawyer's putting together 30 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:55,428 a class-action suit against the city, 31 00:00:55,428 --> 00:00:57,136 says we could each get 10 grand. 32 00:00:57,136 --> 00:00:58,595 You sure you weren't molested? 33 00:00:58,595 --> 00:01:00,136 I'd remember if he touched me. 34 00:01:00,136 --> 00:01:02,637 I didn't sign on to raise your children, Frank. 35 00:01:02,637 --> 00:01:05,470 Well, the joke's on you. They're my son Carl's. 36 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:06,929 [Frank] I'll give you 30 and 15. 37 00:01:06,929 --> 00:01:08,428 40 and 5. 38 00:01:08,428 --> 00:01:10,428 [Anne] Got my third job with my family business. 39 00:01:10,428 --> 00:01:12,053 [Carl] You know when I said you could stay here? 40 00:01:12,053 --> 00:01:13,762 I didn't mean your entire family. 41 00:01:13,762 --> 00:01:16,261 [Anne] We thought you meant the plural you, "ustedes." 42 00:01:16,261 --> 00:01:17,720 That's why Spanish is better. 43 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,845 It's more specific. 44 00:01:25,345 --> 00:01:28,428 ♪ rock music ♪ 45 00:01:28,428 --> 00:01:32,261 ♪♪♪ 46 00:01:32,261 --> 00:01:35,470 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 47 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:38,845 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 48 00:01:38,845 --> 00:01:41,970 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 49 00:01:41,970 --> 00:01:46,011 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 50 00:01:46,011 --> 00:01:49,762 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 51 00:01:49,762 --> 00:01:52,929 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 52 00:01:52,929 --> 00:01:54,970 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 53 00:01:54,970 --> 00:02:00,011 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 54 00:02:00,011 --> 00:02:05,136 ♪♪♪ 55 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:10,053 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 56 00:02:10,053 --> 00:02:13,011 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 57 00:02:13,011 --> 00:02:16,095 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 58 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:20,720 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 59 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,929 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 60 00:02:23,929 --> 00:02:27,553 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 61 00:02:27,553 --> 00:02:29,387 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 62 00:02:29,387 --> 00:02:33,345 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 63 00:02:34,512 --> 00:02:37,345 This marks the ninth bus arriving here in Chicago 64 00:02:37,345 --> 00:02:40,303 carrying undocumented workers from Texas. 65 00:02:40,303 --> 00:02:43,512 Many observers view this as a purely political move 66 00:02:43,512 --> 00:02:47,178 designed to punish liberal sanctuary cities like Chicago. 67 00:02:47,178 --> 00:02:49,178 When reached for comment, Texas governor-- 68 00:02:49,178 --> 00:02:52,428 Tamales calientes! Tamales aquí! 69 00:03:04,762 --> 00:03:06,387 Where's Franny? 70 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:09,053 I can't wait to see her. 71 00:03:09,053 --> 00:03:11,053 Derek loved her so much. 72 00:03:11,053 --> 00:03:12,553 Cut the bullshit, Pepa. 73 00:03:12,553 --> 00:03:14,387 Derek didn't give two shits about Franny, 74 00:03:14,387 --> 00:03:16,387 - and neither do you. - What? 75 00:03:16,387 --> 00:03:18,679 I can't wait to see how she's grown up. 76 00:03:18,679 --> 00:03:21,345 I mean, with a genius like you for a mother, 77 00:03:21,345 --> 00:03:24,804 I'm sure she'll be able to read by the time she's 15. 78 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:26,637 I know what you're doing. 79 00:03:26,637 --> 00:03:28,178 What am I doing? 80 00:03:28,178 --> 00:03:30,178 You think I'd rather lose my fair share 81 00:03:30,178 --> 00:03:33,053 of Derek's death benefit than let you have Franny. 82 00:03:33,053 --> 00:03:34,887 Joke's on you, bitch. 83 00:03:34,887 --> 00:03:38,970 Franny will be there tomorrow on time as scheduled. 84 00:03:38,970 --> 00:03:41,053 And, as per our agreement, 85 00:03:41,053 --> 00:03:43,261 I want my check posthaste. 86 00:03:43,261 --> 00:03:45,845 And I'll want Franny to call me "Mom." 87 00:04:06,303 --> 00:04:07,970 Hey. 88 00:04:07,970 --> 00:04:09,762 Where you think you're going? 89 00:04:09,762 --> 00:04:11,762 Just taking the infirmary biowaste trash 90 00:04:11,762 --> 00:04:13,762 to the truck, like always. 91 00:04:13,762 --> 00:04:15,428 [guard] Not today. 92 00:04:15,428 --> 00:04:17,804 Budget crunch. Biowaste truck service 93 00:04:17,804 --> 00:04:19,762 and a whole bunch of other shit cancelled 94 00:04:19,762 --> 00:04:21,637 immediately. 95 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:22,887 So what you want me to do with all this medical waste then? 96 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,261 This shit deadly, boss. 97 00:04:25,261 --> 00:04:27,053 Even the AIDS in this thing got AIDS. 98 00:04:27,053 --> 00:04:28,345 Just dump it in the incinerator. 99 00:04:28,345 --> 00:04:29,887 Call it a day. 100 00:04:29,887 --> 00:04:31,303 - Incinerator? - [guard] Yep. 101 00:04:31,303 --> 00:04:32,553 Burn all that shit up. 102 00:04:32,553 --> 00:04:34,220 I'll escort you over there. 103 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:36,136 - [loud banging] - [Mickey] Hey, there! 104 00:04:37,095 --> 00:04:38,303 Get me the fuck outta here! 105 00:04:41,387 --> 00:04:43,220 Hey... 106 00:04:44,929 --> 00:04:46,303 Found it. 107 00:04:53,804 --> 00:04:55,929 I don't keep money in there anymore, Frank, 108 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,470 not after last time. 109 00:04:57,470 --> 00:05:01,470 You kids got any formal wear with soul? 110 00:05:01,470 --> 00:05:04,387 All of this stuff looks like the garb of a colonizer, 111 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:07,011 and I got a follow-up with the Okafurs. 112 00:05:10,178 --> 00:05:11,345 Aha. 113 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:14,220 A little cultural awareness 114 00:05:14,220 --> 00:05:17,720 on my side of the table can't hurt. 115 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,261 Are you busy today? 116 00:05:19,261 --> 00:05:20,887 I'm gonna help Todd edit his highlight reel-- 117 00:05:20,887 --> 00:05:23,095 So no. Congratulations. 118 00:05:23,095 --> 00:05:25,512 I hereby appoint you the Gallagher 119 00:05:25,512 --> 00:05:28,345 special diplomatic envoy to Nigeria. 120 00:05:30,095 --> 00:05:32,970 Your first duty: help me sell a baby. 121 00:05:34,512 --> 00:05:36,553 Hey, you think maybe we went a little overboard? 122 00:05:36,553 --> 00:05:38,804 I mean, well, it is summer. 123 00:05:42,011 --> 00:05:44,845 [Tami] Well, I guess I could take off the parka. 124 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,387 - [Lip] Yeah. - [Tami] Okay. 125 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:47,387 [Lip] All right. 126 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:55,679 What? 127 00:05:55,679 --> 00:05:57,595 What? No, I'm-- 128 00:05:57,595 --> 00:05:59,387 I'm happy we're doing this together. 129 00:06:01,220 --> 00:06:02,553 Me too. 130 00:06:04,637 --> 00:06:05,804 All right. 131 00:06:09,178 --> 00:06:10,387 There they are. 132 00:06:12,887 --> 00:06:14,220 They're gonna hate me. 133 00:06:14,220 --> 00:06:15,470 What? 134 00:06:15,470 --> 00:06:17,345 Why did I agree to this again? 135 00:06:17,345 --> 00:06:19,637 Hey, look, you'll be fine. 136 00:06:19,637 --> 00:06:20,887 All right? 137 00:06:20,887 --> 00:06:22,345 I'll make the intro, then I'll take off. 138 00:06:22,345 --> 00:06:24,387 You can connect mom-to-mom. 139 00:06:24,387 --> 00:06:26,553 You know, just... 140 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,428 share your mom stuff. 141 00:06:30,053 --> 00:06:31,387 Hey, everybody! 142 00:06:31,387 --> 00:06:32,553 - [woman] Oh, hey! - [woman] Hey. 143 00:06:32,553 --> 00:06:34,178 [Lip] Hey, what's going on? 144 00:06:34,178 --> 00:06:35,512 - [Lip] How you doing, Sarah? - [Sarah] Hi. 145 00:06:35,512 --> 00:06:37,887 - [Lip] Hey, what's up? - Hey! 146 00:06:37,887 --> 00:06:40,428 [Lip] Hi, hi, hi, hey. Hey, guys. 147 00:06:40,428 --> 00:06:42,053 Hey, everybody, uh, this is Tami. 148 00:06:42,053 --> 00:06:45,261 This is Tami. She is my, um... 149 00:06:45,261 --> 00:06:47,428 She's Fred's mom. 150 00:06:47,428 --> 00:06:49,303 [Sarah] So good to see you, Tami. 151 00:06:49,303 --> 00:06:50,428 Hi. 152 00:06:52,970 --> 00:06:55,220 All right, so, uh... 153 00:06:55,220 --> 00:06:57,261 You know, I'm gonna get going. 154 00:06:57,261 --> 00:06:59,387 Yeah! Get outta here, will ya? 155 00:06:59,387 --> 00:07:00,512 - She's in good hands. - [Lip] Okay, all right. 156 00:07:00,512 --> 00:07:01,970 I'll see you later. Have fun. 157 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:03,929 All right? Have fun. 158 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:09,845 You mad at me or something? 159 00:07:09,845 --> 00:07:11,387 No. 160 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:12,970 Mad at myself for crushing on you. 161 00:07:12,970 --> 00:07:14,178 You have a crush on me? 162 00:07:14,178 --> 00:07:15,804 Calmate, past tense. 163 00:07:15,804 --> 00:07:17,011 Why? 164 00:07:17,011 --> 00:07:18,220 Um, Kelly? 165 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,804 Yeah, but having Kelly around 166 00:07:19,804 --> 00:07:21,553 just made me realize how much I like you. 167 00:07:21,553 --> 00:07:23,345 We're keeping it strictly business from now on. 168 00:07:23,345 --> 00:07:25,095 And we gotta get out of your house. 169 00:07:25,095 --> 00:07:27,428 You were only being nice to us so you could get in my pants. 170 00:07:27,428 --> 00:07:29,845 - Where will you go? - I don't know. 171 00:07:29,845 --> 00:07:32,595 Our block is still crawling with ICE dudes. 172 00:07:32,595 --> 00:07:33,970 Sent a couple tios over there to check it out, 173 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,804 and they got picked up. 174 00:07:35,804 --> 00:07:37,220 Might have to live on the streets for a little bit. 175 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:39,720 Like, be homeless? Anne, come on. 176 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,679 We'll be fine. 177 00:07:40,679 --> 00:07:45,261 [indistinct chatter] 178 00:07:45,261 --> 00:07:46,428 What's going on? 179 00:07:46,428 --> 00:07:47,637 He says we can't sell here no more. 180 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,011 Okay? 181 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:13,220 ♪ Western music ♪ 182 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:15,053 ♪♪♪ 183 00:08:15,053 --> 00:08:17,053 [whistles] 184 00:08:17,053 --> 00:08:21,970 ♪♪♪ 185 00:08:26,512 --> 00:08:27,887 [Anne] Hey! Hey. 186 00:08:27,887 --> 00:08:29,053 Hey! Stop! 187 00:08:29,053 --> 00:08:30,845 Stop it! Stop! 188 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:32,136 Let me go! 189 00:08:32,136 --> 00:08:33,428 [Carl] Come on, tactical retreat. 190 00:08:33,428 --> 00:08:35,720 Live to fight another day. 191 00:08:36,887 --> 00:08:39,428 [smashing, items clattering] 192 00:08:39,428 --> 00:08:43,387 V, I think I hit the pedophile motherlode. 193 00:08:43,387 --> 00:08:45,345 It's basically a how-to list, 194 00:08:45,345 --> 00:08:47,303 step-by-step instructions. 195 00:08:47,303 --> 00:08:49,136 You taking on a new hobby I should know about? 196 00:08:49,136 --> 00:08:50,887 What? No, no, no. 197 00:08:50,887 --> 00:08:52,804 This is for Coach Dickey's kid-diddling lawsuit. 198 00:08:52,804 --> 00:08:54,804 I got a meeting with the lawyer, 199 00:08:54,804 --> 00:08:58,261 and if I can convince her to have me join the case, boom! 200 00:08:58,261 --> 00:08:59,345 We'll be cashing fat settlement checks 201 00:08:59,345 --> 00:09:00,804 like the rest of the team. 202 00:09:00,804 --> 00:09:02,679 Fake it till you make it, baby. 203 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:06,553 First he gained my confidence. 204 00:09:08,261 --> 00:09:09,845 Then he touched my knee. 205 00:09:09,845 --> 00:09:11,553 And finally, he tickled my dick. 206 00:09:11,553 --> 00:09:13,720 I don't know if I should say "dick" or "penis." 207 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:14,929 I don't know. 208 00:09:17,345 --> 00:09:18,595 Pears and cranberries? 209 00:09:18,595 --> 00:09:19,595 What are you making? 210 00:09:19,595 --> 00:09:20,762 Potato salad. 211 00:09:20,762 --> 00:09:23,095 - You sure? - Yes. 212 00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:25,053 This is for the sophisticated palates 213 00:09:25,053 --> 00:09:26,970 of Chicago's most esteemed doctors, 214 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:30,261 not some hillbilly who thinks that Vienna sausages 215 00:09:30,261 --> 00:09:33,011 and saltines is an acceptable dinner for children. 216 00:09:33,011 --> 00:09:35,887 I put Arby's sauce on it. The girls loved it. 217 00:09:35,887 --> 00:09:37,929 Will you get out of my kitchen? I need to focus. 218 00:09:37,929 --> 00:09:39,762 I don't wanna fuck up these conversions. 219 00:09:39,762 --> 00:09:43,553 goop recipes are all in grams and milliliters and shit. 220 00:09:43,553 --> 00:09:44,553 I'm a good girl. 221 00:09:44,553 --> 00:09:46,053 Yeah, I know. 222 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,470 'Cause your mama's done a very good job 223 00:09:47,470 --> 00:09:49,095 teaching you right from wrong. 224 00:09:49,095 --> 00:09:52,929 But tomorrow, I need you to be a very bad girl 225 00:09:52,929 --> 00:09:57,428 when we go to that mean ol' witch Pepa's house, okay? 226 00:09:57,428 --> 00:09:59,595 You could get a big knifey 227 00:09:59,595 --> 00:10:01,970 and you could poke the puppy with it 228 00:10:01,970 --> 00:10:04,553 till it goes "ouchie" and bleeds, 229 00:10:04,553 --> 00:10:08,053 or you could take a big old poopy on her bed, hmm? 230 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:10,095 I'm a good girl. 231 00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:11,887 Come on, Franny, you gotta work with me. 232 00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:13,387 I'm a good girl. 233 00:10:15,762 --> 00:10:18,553 Know anywhere I could get a redheaded toddler for rent? 234 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:20,637 Well, if you attended the local ginger club meetings 235 00:10:20,637 --> 00:10:22,387 like I asked you to, 236 00:10:22,387 --> 00:10:23,887 you'd know a dozen redheaded toddlers by now. 237 00:10:23,887 --> 00:10:25,804 I'm serious, Ian. 238 00:10:25,804 --> 00:10:27,345 I negotiated Pepa down to partial custody 239 00:10:27,345 --> 00:10:29,762 in exchange for some of Derek's death benefit, 240 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,637 but I can't stomach the thought of that bitch 241 00:10:31,637 --> 00:10:34,053 having one second alone with Franny. 242 00:10:34,053 --> 00:10:36,136 So you wanna pass off a fake Franny? 243 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,804 Preferably one horrible enough 244 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,470 that she'll drop the custody fight altogether. 245 00:10:40,470 --> 00:10:41,887 But apparently I've raised a great kid. 246 00:10:41,887 --> 00:10:43,679 She'll totally wanna keep her. 247 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,011 [Ian] Yeah, never gonna happen. 248 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,470 Pepa'll know it's not her. 249 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,512 People are super racist against redheads. 250 00:10:48,512 --> 00:10:50,053 They think we all look alike. 251 00:10:50,053 --> 00:10:52,261 Frank calls me "Ian," like, twice a week. 252 00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:53,679 Okay. Uh, well, 253 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:55,804 you can try the Girls and Boys Club 254 00:10:55,804 --> 00:10:57,178 or a group home. 255 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:58,512 Those kids are pretty screwed up. 256 00:10:58,512 --> 00:11:00,512 Anyway, I gotta get to work. 257 00:11:00,512 --> 00:11:02,804 Since when do you have a job? 258 00:11:02,804 --> 00:11:04,970 Well, it's less of a job than a Medicare scam 259 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:07,845 I'm being forced into by my corrupt parole officer. 260 00:11:07,845 --> 00:11:10,178 Gay Jesus to insurance fraud? 261 00:11:10,178 --> 00:11:13,720 Yeah. Prison really reformed me. 262 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:14,679 See you guys. 263 00:11:24,303 --> 00:11:26,470 Inmate Milkovich. 264 00:11:27,553 --> 00:11:29,553 Gotta hand it to you. 265 00:11:29,553 --> 00:11:31,887 One hell of an escape plan. 266 00:11:31,887 --> 00:11:34,512 Hey, imagine if you could actually manage a budget, huh? 267 00:11:34,512 --> 00:11:36,845 I'd be home right now knocking back a cold one. 268 00:11:36,845 --> 00:11:40,720 The sheer fortitude to climb into medical biowaste. 269 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,220 You know, we've had cases of the plague in here, 270 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,220 actual medieval Black Death, 271 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,720 and nine strains of flesh-eating bacteria 272 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,720 in the C block showers too. 273 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,053 What can I say? Desperate times. 274 00:11:52,053 --> 00:11:55,553 What kind of dumbass would go to those lengths to escape 275 00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:57,970 when they're already free? 276 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:02,220 Yeah, that's right, free. 277 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:04,470 Your cooperation with the prosecution 278 00:12:04,470 --> 00:12:05,553 in the El Chapo case, 279 00:12:05,553 --> 00:12:07,345 that got your name jumped 280 00:12:07,345 --> 00:12:10,804 right to the top of the release list. 281 00:12:10,804 --> 00:12:12,553 Guess that, uh, 282 00:12:12,553 --> 00:12:15,095 makes us all done here, huh? 283 00:12:15,095 --> 00:12:16,470 Heard through the grapevine 284 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:18,887 that the Calderón cartel's 285 00:12:18,887 --> 00:12:22,387 excited to welcome you back to the world. 286 00:12:29,762 --> 00:12:31,929 As you see, we are well prepared 287 00:12:31,929 --> 00:12:35,595 to welcome a baby into our home. 288 00:12:35,595 --> 00:12:37,387 This is your home? 289 00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:39,428 Gotta say, I was expecting something 290 00:12:39,428 --> 00:12:41,345 a little more rustic. 291 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:43,804 We live in Minneapolis, Mr. Gallagher. 292 00:12:43,804 --> 00:12:46,595 God has provided us with everything 293 00:12:46,595 --> 00:12:48,762 except for the blessing of a child. 294 00:12:48,762 --> 00:12:51,011 When can we see the baby again? 295 00:12:51,011 --> 00:12:52,804 Well, there's still the issue 296 00:12:52,804 --> 00:12:55,136 of the outstanding application fee. 297 00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:56,637 $500. 298 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:01,387 Thank you. 299 00:13:04,637 --> 00:13:08,220 Well, I'm very excited to continue the adoption process. 300 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:14,804 Unfortunately, it might take a little bit longer. 301 00:13:14,804 --> 00:13:16,804 There are other applicants, 302 00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:19,387 so due diligence on my part is a must. 303 00:13:19,387 --> 00:13:21,929 In order to expedite things, 304 00:13:21,929 --> 00:13:24,220 it'd be very helpful to have a room on site. 305 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,845 We can get you a room. 306 00:13:25,845 --> 00:13:27,470 [Frank] A suite would be best. 307 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:28,970 And let's leave the tab open, 308 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:31,553 in case the baby wants some room service. 309 00:13:31,553 --> 00:13:34,595 The appetite on this kid, I gotta tell ya. 310 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,720 There's no way we're getting run off our own block 311 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,011 by Chicano Woody from Toy Story. 312 00:13:41,011 --> 00:13:43,220 You shoulda let me kick their asses. 313 00:13:43,220 --> 00:13:46,011 Look, the enemy may have won the battle, 314 00:13:46,011 --> 00:13:49,345 but tactical precision will guarantee us ultimate victory. 315 00:13:49,345 --> 00:13:50,512 [speaking Spanish] 316 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:51,512 What are you talking about? 317 00:13:51,512 --> 00:13:52,929 I'm talking about war, people, 318 00:13:52,929 --> 00:13:54,595 and war is hell. 319 00:13:54,595 --> 00:13:56,595 But lucky for all of you, I almost passed 320 00:13:56,595 --> 00:13:58,637 my battle strategy class at military school. 321 00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:01,720 Let's see. I suggest a counterattack. 322 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,762 What, there were, like, three or four of those guys? 323 00:14:03,762 --> 00:14:05,512 Last I checked, there were a million of you. 324 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,053 Let's use that to our advantage and strike back. 325 00:14:08,053 --> 00:14:10,011 We are cooks, not fighters. 326 00:14:10,011 --> 00:14:12,345 [Carl] Trust me, overwhelming force. 327 00:14:12,345 --> 00:14:13,470 Ever heard of shock and awe? 328 00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,970 Operation Iraqi Freedom? 329 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:18,178 Worked out pretty great for America, don't you think? 330 00:14:18,178 --> 00:14:21,220 Won the war and got to kick it in Iraq for 20 years. 331 00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:26,720 Look, you don't wanna get run off your own block. 332 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:28,261 Well, this is how you get it back. 333 00:14:28,261 --> 00:14:29,720 All right, I want everybody 334 00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,303 to go grab something sharp or heavy. 335 00:14:31,303 --> 00:14:32,887 Let's roll! 336 00:14:36,428 --> 00:14:38,387 - [Val] Mr. Ball? - Yeah. 337 00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:40,762 Have a seat. She'll be with you shortly. 338 00:14:40,762 --> 00:14:42,095 Um... 339 00:14:42,095 --> 00:14:43,637 Will there be a physical? 340 00:14:43,637 --> 00:14:46,095 This is a lawyer's office. 341 00:14:46,095 --> 00:14:47,428 No, right, of course. 342 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,470 I just meant for the case, 343 00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:49,929 if she needs to see my... 344 00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:55,720 I'll show myself to a seat. 345 00:15:01,053 --> 00:15:03,679 Kevin Ball, backup center, '94. 346 00:15:03,679 --> 00:15:06,095 Coach tickled my dick. 347 00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:11,512 [metal clattering] 348 00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,929 Súbito. 349 00:15:15,929 --> 00:15:17,929 [Lip] Hey. 350 00:15:17,929 --> 00:15:19,762 Hey, how'd it go? 351 00:15:19,762 --> 00:15:20,929 Fine. 352 00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:22,345 That's it, "fine"? Hi. 353 00:15:22,345 --> 00:15:24,011 [Fred cries] 354 00:15:24,011 --> 00:15:25,553 That accurately describes how it went: fine. 355 00:15:25,553 --> 00:15:27,720 [Lip] Ugh. 356 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,136 What's up? Is something wrong? 357 00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:32,303 [Tami] Uh, what, you mean besides the fact that 358 00:15:32,303 --> 00:15:34,095 you dragged me to the park to show off 359 00:15:34,095 --> 00:15:35,470 all the groupies you've been hooking up with? 360 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,970 I'm--I'm not hooking up with anyone. 361 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,345 Really? What about Sarah? 362 00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:41,387 - No. - [laughs] 363 00:15:41,387 --> 00:15:42,553 Come on, Lip. 364 00:15:42,553 --> 00:15:44,804 I saw the arm squeeze. 365 00:15:44,804 --> 00:15:45,720 - Arm squeeze? - Yeah. 366 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,512 [overlapping chatter] 367 00:15:47,512 --> 00:15:50,136 The arm squeeze, 368 00:15:50,136 --> 00:15:51,804 a move reserved for someone you've fucked 369 00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:53,178 or someone you want to fuck. 370 00:15:53,178 --> 00:15:54,470 Right, well, 371 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:56,136 Sarah and I are just friends. 372 00:15:56,136 --> 00:15:57,470 Yeah. What's her deal? 373 00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:59,762 What, she's got a boyfriend, married, single? 374 00:15:59,762 --> 00:16:01,970 Um, she's divorced, I think. 375 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:03,136 Divorced? 376 00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,095 - Yeah. - [laughs] Yeah. 377 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:08,804 Oh, yeah, no, she doesn't want you at all. 378 00:16:08,804 --> 00:16:10,136 She gets it. 379 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,762 Yeah? 380 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:12,595 She doesn't even understand what I'm saying, 381 00:16:12,595 --> 00:16:14,178 but she gets it. 382 00:16:14,178 --> 00:16:15,679 Because women know. 383 00:16:15,679 --> 00:16:17,053 - [Fred crying] - Like, we all know. 384 00:16:17,053 --> 00:16:18,679 Right. 385 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:22,512 Look, Lip, you don't have to lie to protect me. 386 00:16:22,512 --> 00:16:25,637 Okay, you don't have to protect me at all. 387 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:28,470 You know, we can co-parent and still do our own thing. 388 00:16:28,470 --> 00:16:31,011 - Sure, sure. - I'm not the jealous type. 389 00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:32,512 But you know what will piss me off 390 00:16:32,512 --> 00:16:34,804 is being lied to like I'm dumb, because I'm not. 391 00:16:34,804 --> 00:16:36,553 - No, no. It's just, um... 392 00:16:36,553 --> 00:16:37,804 When he's upset like this, 393 00:16:37,804 --> 00:16:39,011 he doesn't really wanna be bounced. 394 00:16:39,011 --> 00:16:40,345 It's more like you-- you want to 395 00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:41,804 put his head on your shoulder 396 00:16:41,804 --> 00:16:43,595 and then you kind of want to rock him-- 397 00:16:43,595 --> 00:16:44,804 - Really? - Yeah. 398 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,178 - Parenting tips? - Well... 399 00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:47,970 - Really? Okay. - Hey, buddy. 400 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,929 - Why don't you go to Daddy? - Hey. 401 00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:51,887 Yeah, 'cause Daddy knows how to do everything. 402 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:55,220 Hey, hey, hey. Tami. 403 00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:04,303 Hi, there. 404 00:17:04,303 --> 00:17:06,595 I'm at the website for your group home, 405 00:17:06,595 --> 00:17:09,136 and I see diversity statistics 406 00:17:09,136 --> 00:17:11,553 for several different minority groups, 407 00:17:11,553 --> 00:17:14,053 but there's no category for redheads. 408 00:17:14,053 --> 00:17:16,762 Seems like an oversight. 409 00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:19,387 Actually, redheads are a minority, 410 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,929 and it's statements like yours 411 00:17:20,929 --> 00:17:23,637 that are a reason that hair-ism is a na-- 412 00:17:23,637 --> 00:17:25,637 Hello? 413 00:17:25,637 --> 00:17:27,053 Hello? 414 00:17:52,095 --> 00:17:55,136 ♪ Western music ♪ 415 00:17:55,136 --> 00:18:00,178 ♪♪♪ 416 00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:01,762 Shit. 417 00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:08,220 I need off the bus. 418 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,887 Open the door and don't stop. 419 00:18:11,845 --> 00:18:13,679 Open the goddamn door! 420 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,136 [door squeaks] 421 00:18:17,136 --> 00:18:19,136 [grunting] 422 00:18:19,136 --> 00:18:21,887 ♪ rock music ♪ 423 00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:23,553 ♪ So let me be clear ♪ 424 00:18:23,553 --> 00:18:25,470 ♪♪♪ 425 00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,261 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 426 00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:28,303 ♪ You ain't seen nothing ♪ 427 00:18:28,303 --> 00:18:29,303 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 428 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:30,679 ♪♪♪ 429 00:18:30,679 --> 00:18:31,679 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 430 00:18:31,679 --> 00:18:32,720 [tires squeal] 431 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,887 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 432 00:18:33,887 --> 00:18:36,970 ♪♪♪ 433 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:38,637 Holy moly! 434 00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:40,637 That spill you took back there! 435 00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:42,011 Are you okay, Mr. Milkovich? 436 00:18:42,011 --> 00:18:42,929 [Mickey] Who the hell are you? 437 00:18:42,929 --> 00:18:45,595 Sorry. I'm Larry, Larry Seaver, 438 00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:48,387 and I have the honor of being your parole officer. 439 00:18:48,387 --> 00:18:49,720 You're my parole-- 440 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,095 The fuck you chasing my bus for? 441 00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,804 Oh, I wasn't chasing you. 442 00:18:52,804 --> 00:18:55,220 I was gonna meet you at the next stop, offer you a ride. 443 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,595 A ride? 444 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,637 Look. 445 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,845 We're in this thing together, okay? 446 00:19:13,512 --> 00:19:16,303 Excuse me. Can I answer any questions? 447 00:19:16,303 --> 00:19:19,845 Oh, no, I'm just window-shopping, thanks. 448 00:19:19,845 --> 00:19:23,345 Actually, can I ask about your return policy? 449 00:19:24,845 --> 00:19:29,303 If a foster parent wants to end an arrangement, 450 00:19:29,303 --> 00:19:31,512 we will accept the child back with open arms. 451 00:19:31,512 --> 00:19:33,220 Excellent. 452 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,303 Can I ask about, uh, this little one? 453 00:19:35,303 --> 00:19:38,220 That's Bella. Over there. 454 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:39,679 Nice. 455 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,261 She have any major behavioral issues 456 00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:43,762 or anything keeping her from being adopted? 457 00:19:43,762 --> 00:19:46,136 No, actually, she's very sweet. 458 00:19:46,136 --> 00:19:49,679 But her sister Stella on the other hand... 459 00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:52,970 We have a policy of not splitting up siblings, 460 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,637 so if you're interested in Bella, 461 00:19:54,637 --> 00:19:56,887 you have to take Stella too. 462 00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:58,637 Come. 463 00:20:01,095 --> 00:20:02,679 Hi! 464 00:20:04,387 --> 00:20:05,762 Hi, Bella. 465 00:20:05,762 --> 00:20:07,970 How would you like to come and play 466 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:10,720 with my daughter, Franny, and I tomorrow? 467 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,345 We're really nice. 468 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,929 You a pervert or just a garden-variety retard? 469 00:20:14,929 --> 00:20:17,178 Girls usually aren't pedos, 470 00:20:17,178 --> 00:20:19,804 but I've seen weirder things in foster care. 471 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:22,261 Excuse me, little girl. 472 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:24,845 I'm neither a pedo nor dumb. 473 00:20:24,845 --> 00:20:27,011 [Stella] You sure about the dumb part? 474 00:20:27,011 --> 00:20:30,220 See, you can't honestly think you'll be able 475 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:33,595 to walk out of here with my little sister by tomorrow. 476 00:20:33,595 --> 00:20:35,053 And why not? 477 00:20:35,053 --> 00:20:36,929 Because there's a process, idiot: 478 00:20:36,929 --> 00:20:38,512 paperwork, background checks. 479 00:20:40,512 --> 00:20:42,261 I can get Bella off-site, 480 00:20:42,261 --> 00:20:44,428 deliver her anywhere in the city. 481 00:20:44,428 --> 00:20:47,762 Fee is five LOL Dolls, one pound of gummy bears, 482 00:20:47,762 --> 00:20:50,512 and a jug of birthday cake flavored vape juice. 483 00:20:50,512 --> 00:20:52,136 I'm not paying you off. 484 00:20:52,136 --> 00:20:53,095 Suit yourself. 485 00:20:53,095 --> 00:20:54,512 Price goes up in an hour. 486 00:20:56,261 --> 00:20:58,011 ♪ hip-hop music ♪ 487 00:20:58,011 --> 00:20:59,136 ♪ And you've seen what I've seen ♪ 488 00:20:59,136 --> 00:21:01,011 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 489 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:01,804 ♪ Know what I mean, know what I mean? ♪ 490 00:21:01,804 --> 00:21:03,887 ♪♪♪ 491 00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,261 ♪ Look around when you're all in your own light ♪ 492 00:21:06,261 --> 00:21:09,011 ♪ Nobody, no thing you can hold tight ♪ 493 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:11,428 ♪ Sunny days turn to cold nights ♪ 494 00:21:11,428 --> 00:21:13,136 ♪ Sunny days turn to cold nights ♪ 495 00:21:13,136 --> 00:21:14,804 Veronica. 496 00:21:14,804 --> 00:21:16,345 Girl, I'm glad you could make it. 497 00:21:16,345 --> 00:21:18,637 Girl, you couldn't pay me to miss this. 498 00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:19,929 Mm. 499 00:21:19,929 --> 00:21:21,470 Look at all these beautiful, 500 00:21:21,470 --> 00:21:24,303 highly-educated, wealthy black people. 501 00:21:24,303 --> 00:21:26,595 All doctors? I love it. 502 00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:28,011 For real, 503 00:21:28,011 --> 00:21:31,136 I could cry, I'm so proud right now. 504 00:21:31,136 --> 00:21:33,303 Oh, spare me the bullshit. 505 00:21:33,303 --> 00:21:36,053 Girl, I like you 'cause you keep it real. 506 00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:39,095 You're here to sell, and I'm here to help you. 507 00:21:39,095 --> 00:21:40,804 So let's introduce you to some folks 508 00:21:40,804 --> 00:21:43,637 and see if we can't get these Gluvandia scripts to pop off. 509 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,970 Okay, you're gonna wanna start off with Dr. Livingston. 510 00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:48,887 She's an easy mark. 511 00:21:48,887 --> 00:21:51,178 Mm, now, Dr. Washington's a bit trickier 512 00:21:51,178 --> 00:21:52,845 so wait till he's drunk. 513 00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:55,220 Trust me, he gets white boy wasted. 514 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:58,512 At that point, he'll prescribe bacon to a pig. 515 00:21:58,512 --> 00:22:00,345 Well, I better get that man a drink then. 516 00:22:02,553 --> 00:22:04,178 Yes. 517 00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:06,637 - Uh, and yes. - Thank you very much. 518 00:22:06,637 --> 00:22:07,595 [laughs] 519 00:22:08,929 --> 00:22:10,220 If your insurance company asks, 520 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:12,220 you died three times, saw the light, 521 00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:14,428 said "Fuck you, Grandma. I got more livin' to do." 522 00:22:14,428 --> 00:22:16,261 And when you woke up, we'd used every medical supply 523 00:22:16,261 --> 00:22:17,637 in here to keep your ass alive. 524 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:19,303 Got it? 525 00:22:19,303 --> 00:22:21,387 - [pills rattle] - [Ian] What's your flavor? 526 00:22:21,387 --> 00:22:22,762 Percs, please. 527 00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:27,595 Three down. 528 00:22:27,595 --> 00:22:28,970 One more and that's lunch. 529 00:22:28,970 --> 00:22:30,637 How about sushi? 530 00:22:30,637 --> 00:22:32,178 I never got that. 531 00:22:32,178 --> 00:22:35,220 Sushi in Chicago in the summertime? 532 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,595 We're nowhere near the ocean. 533 00:22:36,595 --> 00:22:38,637 Yeah, we are, Lake Michigan. 534 00:22:40,553 --> 00:22:42,387 You know what? I'm gonna take a turn driving. 535 00:22:44,845 --> 00:22:46,387 [woman] Is it the baby? 536 00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:48,220 [man] Pregnant lady, she needs help. 537 00:22:48,220 --> 00:22:50,428 [speaking indistinctly] 538 00:22:50,428 --> 00:22:52,387 Hey, everything all right? 539 00:22:52,387 --> 00:22:54,053 [Jolene] Whoa! What are you doing, man? 540 00:22:54,053 --> 00:22:55,136 Someone needs help. 541 00:22:55,136 --> 00:22:56,553 Who cares? That's not our job. 542 00:22:56,553 --> 00:22:58,345 We just run the play. That's it. 543 00:22:58,345 --> 00:23:00,220 No, Paula's not gonna like it. Get back in the bus. 544 00:23:01,512 --> 00:23:02,553 Come on. 545 00:23:04,512 --> 00:23:06,011 [Ian] How long's she been like this? 546 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:07,261 [man] We just found her like this. 547 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,095 Do you know if she's having contractions? 548 00:23:09,095 --> 00:23:10,887 - [man] I don't know. - [Ian] You don't know? 549 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:13,053 Grab a gurney. Help me load her up. 550 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,261 Now! 551 00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:20,595 Okay, but you're gonna take the heat from Paula 552 00:23:20,595 --> 00:23:22,428 on this one alone. 553 00:23:26,762 --> 00:23:28,845 [Lynn] I can't imagine how you must feel, 554 00:23:28,845 --> 00:23:32,220 living with this trauma for all these years. 555 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:34,553 Yes, it's been quite difficult. 556 00:23:34,553 --> 00:23:38,178 Well, I'm eager to get you the compensation you deserve. 557 00:23:39,428 --> 00:23:40,637 I don't wanna get your hopes up 558 00:23:40,637 --> 00:23:42,595 because it's just a coach. 559 00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:45,095 Now, if we were talking about a priest in the church 560 00:23:45,095 --> 00:23:46,637 or a bishop 561 00:23:46,637 --> 00:23:49,637 or the Holy Grail, a cardinal... 562 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:50,720 [chuckles] Forget about it. 563 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,637 Six figures, guaranteed. 564 00:23:53,637 --> 00:23:55,804 As it stands, we should be able to get you 565 00:23:55,804 --> 00:23:58,470 just north of rapey uncle money. 566 00:24:00,095 --> 00:24:01,970 It's not much but hopefully enough 567 00:24:01,970 --> 00:24:04,428 to ease the pain a little. 568 00:24:04,428 --> 00:24:06,512 So whenever you're ready, 569 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:07,970 why don't you tell me about your time 570 00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:10,637 with Coach Lou Dickey? 571 00:24:10,637 --> 00:24:13,220 Well, it wasn't that great, 572 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:15,303 I can tell you that much. 573 00:24:15,303 --> 00:24:17,178 I came off the bench, 574 00:24:17,178 --> 00:24:19,595 and I had starter-level talent, for sure. 575 00:24:19,595 --> 00:24:22,470 And when I would play the game, I played center, 576 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,804 but I always saw myself 577 00:24:24,804 --> 00:24:26,887 - more of a stretch four-- - Sorry. 578 00:24:26,887 --> 00:24:29,387 Uh, maybe I wasn't clear. 579 00:24:29,387 --> 00:24:32,303 I meant can you tell me about the abuse you endured? 580 00:24:32,303 --> 00:24:34,512 Right. Right. Yeah, of course. 581 00:24:34,512 --> 00:24:37,011 The no-no touch. Sure. 582 00:24:38,512 --> 00:24:41,679 First, he gained my trust. 583 00:24:41,679 --> 00:24:45,011 He filled my familial needs. 584 00:24:45,011 --> 00:24:48,387 He gauged the level of threat. 585 00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:50,595 And then he-- 586 00:24:53,387 --> 00:24:55,178 Uh... He, um... 587 00:24:57,804 --> 00:25:00,011 [sobs] 588 00:25:01,428 --> 00:25:02,512 [sobs] 589 00:25:02,512 --> 00:25:04,512 I'm sorry. 590 00:25:04,512 --> 00:25:06,345 It's just that-- 591 00:25:06,345 --> 00:25:07,679 I just-- 592 00:25:10,345 --> 00:25:12,011 [sobs] 593 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,345 Excuse me. 594 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,470 [sighs] 595 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:18,970 And then he finally tickled my-- 596 00:25:18,970 --> 00:25:21,553 vigorously molested my genitals. 597 00:25:23,303 --> 00:25:24,553 I mean, he got all the way up in there. 598 00:25:24,553 --> 00:25:26,178 You know what I mean? 599 00:25:26,178 --> 00:25:29,011 [sighs] 600 00:25:31,387 --> 00:25:33,845 That's... 601 00:25:33,845 --> 00:25:36,428 a start. 602 00:25:36,428 --> 00:25:40,136 But for this to work and for you to be added to the case, 603 00:25:40,136 --> 00:25:42,220 we need details, 604 00:25:42,220 --> 00:25:44,512 concrete facts, 605 00:25:44,512 --> 00:25:47,804 dates, times, specific acts of molestation 606 00:25:47,804 --> 00:25:50,178 in your own words. 607 00:25:52,637 --> 00:25:55,804 [sobbing] 608 00:25:56,762 --> 00:25:59,428 But I had to have an emergency C-section 609 00:25:59,428 --> 00:26:01,470 to give birth to his son. 610 00:26:01,470 --> 00:26:03,929 And while I'm in the hospital, fighting for my life, 611 00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,428 he's out there being a playa. 612 00:26:06,428 --> 00:26:09,095 Fuck that. 613 00:26:09,095 --> 00:26:11,595 Oh, my God, and the arm squeeze! 614 00:26:11,595 --> 00:26:13,720 This? Hmm? 615 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,970 That means "I'm open for business" 616 00:26:15,970 --> 00:26:18,720 in any language, right? 617 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,512 [sighs] He's just--he's so arrogant, 618 00:26:22,512 --> 00:26:24,470 acting like he doesn't even notice it, 619 00:26:24,470 --> 00:26:27,261 like I'm just some dumb bitch in his new-mom harem 620 00:26:27,261 --> 00:26:29,303 that he can string along 'cause I'm gonna believe every word 621 00:26:29,303 --> 00:26:31,595 that comes out of his pouty little mouth. 622 00:26:32,762 --> 00:26:35,178 You think I should go out, don't you, 623 00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:37,637 find a guy, hook up? 624 00:26:40,929 --> 00:26:42,261 Yeah. 625 00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:44,720 How can you just sell someone? 626 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,136 What exactly do you think you're doing 627 00:26:46,136 --> 00:26:48,553 with your basketball buddy Todd? 628 00:26:48,553 --> 00:26:52,387 College recruiters are gonna put literal bids on him. 629 00:26:52,387 --> 00:26:54,261 He turns pro, who's he work for? 630 00:26:54,261 --> 00:26:55,428 Owners. 631 00:26:55,428 --> 00:26:57,053 Bought and sold, my friend. 632 00:26:57,053 --> 00:26:58,011 Bought and sold. 633 00:26:58,011 --> 00:26:59,595 But this is a baby. 634 00:26:59,595 --> 00:27:02,428 There's no room for sentiment in business. 635 00:27:02,428 --> 00:27:04,053 Remember that. 636 00:27:04,053 --> 00:27:08,303 When you negotiate with feelings, you lose. 637 00:27:08,303 --> 00:27:11,637 And how about we stop talking about this as a sale? 638 00:27:11,637 --> 00:27:12,804 That debases it. 639 00:27:12,804 --> 00:27:15,637 It's more about opportunity. 640 00:27:15,637 --> 00:27:17,345 Opportunity? 641 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:19,136 Opportunities this kid would never have 642 00:27:19,136 --> 00:27:20,553 in the Gallagher household 643 00:27:20,553 --> 00:27:23,136 on the South Side of Chicago. 644 00:27:23,136 --> 00:27:24,679 I wish I could have offered 645 00:27:24,679 --> 00:27:26,762 this kind of opportunity to all my children. 646 00:27:26,762 --> 00:27:29,470 If I could have, I would have sold you. 647 00:27:29,470 --> 00:27:31,470 That's problematic. 648 00:27:31,470 --> 00:27:32,929 I resent the implication. 649 00:27:32,929 --> 00:27:34,845 I'll have you know I tried to sell Debbie too 650 00:27:34,845 --> 00:27:37,428 but nobody wanted a baby with colic. 651 00:27:37,428 --> 00:27:39,345 Then how come it takes this long? 652 00:27:39,345 --> 00:27:42,011 Why can't we just sell it and get something to eat? 653 00:27:42,011 --> 00:27:43,512 It's a marathon, Liam, 654 00:27:43,512 --> 00:27:45,387 not a sprint. 655 00:27:45,387 --> 00:27:48,512 In an "adoption" or an "opportunity" 656 00:27:48,512 --> 00:27:51,428 or a "straight-up baby sale," whatever you call it, 657 00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:53,679 it's still about the bottom line. 658 00:27:55,679 --> 00:27:57,679 That's them. Look alive. 659 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,804 [Liam] They seem kinda old. 660 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,136 [Frank] A loving parent's heart knows no age, 661 00:28:03,136 --> 00:28:05,095 and Google says they're loaded. 662 00:28:05,095 --> 00:28:07,303 They make the heads for Barbie dolls. 663 00:28:07,303 --> 00:28:09,220 So what's the plan? 664 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:13,387 Get 'em to bid against the Africans, sell high. 665 00:28:21,887 --> 00:28:23,887 But this price, though. 666 00:28:23,887 --> 00:28:25,845 Covered by Medicaid. 667 00:28:25,845 --> 00:28:28,387 A lot of my patients are working-class people, 668 00:28:28,387 --> 00:28:31,011 nonunion manual labor, service industry, 669 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:33,970 too rich for Medicaid but too poor for good insurance. 670 00:28:33,970 --> 00:28:35,929 They'd have to eat a lot of this cost out of pocket. 671 00:28:35,929 --> 00:28:37,553 What about them? 672 00:28:37,553 --> 00:28:39,887 Does Gluvandia have plans for financial aid 673 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:41,303 for patients in that demo? 674 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:44,428 No, not yet, not that i'm aware of. 675 00:28:44,428 --> 00:28:46,512 Excuse me. 676 00:28:46,512 --> 00:28:49,387 [hip-hop music playing on stereo] 677 00:28:49,387 --> 00:28:54,512 ♪♪♪ 678 00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:00,970 [Dr. Lawrence] That looks like what I saw 679 00:29:00,970 --> 00:29:02,637 up one of my patient's ass 680 00:29:02,637 --> 00:29:04,845 the last time I performed a colonoscopy 681 00:29:04,845 --> 00:29:06,387 plus cranberries. 682 00:29:06,387 --> 00:29:07,887 [Nedra] Whoever brought this potato salad 683 00:29:07,887 --> 00:29:09,512 definitely owns a MAGA hat. 684 00:29:09,512 --> 00:29:10,929 Whoever brought this 685 00:29:10,929 --> 00:29:13,011 already called the cops on this cookout. 686 00:29:13,011 --> 00:29:15,887 Whoever brought this claps on the one and the three. 687 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,845 Whoever brought this doesn't use a washcloth. 688 00:29:18,845 --> 00:29:20,762 Whoever brought this doesn't even own a washcloth. 689 00:29:20,762 --> 00:29:22,595 [both laugh] 690 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:27,804 ♪♪♪ 691 00:29:33,136 --> 00:29:36,178 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 692 00:29:36,178 --> 00:29:41,095 ♪♪♪ 693 00:29:46,095 --> 00:29:49,387 [man grunting] 694 00:29:49,387 --> 00:29:52,053 [cheers and applause] 695 00:29:52,053 --> 00:29:54,470 Hey, hold up. 696 00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:56,804 Why's this guy alone? There should be more. 697 00:30:00,637 --> 00:30:02,345 What'd he say? 698 00:30:02,345 --> 00:30:03,804 He just said we're fucked. 699 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:08,512 ♪ ominous Western music ♪ 700 00:30:08,512 --> 00:30:13,679 ♪♪♪ 701 00:30:22,095 --> 00:30:25,637 They burned our corn husks. 702 00:30:25,637 --> 00:30:27,637 They poured bleach on our pork. 703 00:30:35,136 --> 00:30:36,512 I'm sorry, Anne. 704 00:30:36,512 --> 00:30:38,428 This one's on me. 705 00:30:38,428 --> 00:30:39,428 Tactical error. 706 00:30:43,845 --> 00:30:46,470 [man shouting distantly] Tamales! 707 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,553 Compra tu tamales aquí! 708 00:30:49,553 --> 00:30:52,178 Tamales caliente! 709 00:30:52,178 --> 00:30:53,553 [indistinct chatter] 710 00:30:53,553 --> 00:30:55,512 Tamales! 711 00:30:55,512 --> 00:30:58,553 Compra tu tamales aquí! 712 00:30:58,553 --> 00:31:00,720 Tamales caliente! 713 00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:07,887 Compra tu tamales aquí! 714 00:31:09,387 --> 00:31:10,887 - [loud crash] - [Ian screams] 715 00:31:10,887 --> 00:31:12,929 Shit. [grunts] 716 00:31:12,929 --> 00:31:14,720 God damn it. 717 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,887 Ah, fuck. 718 00:31:16,887 --> 00:31:18,595 - [panting] - What are you doing here? 719 00:31:18,595 --> 00:31:21,220 Long story. Ends in compassionate release. 720 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:23,428 Why'd you climb through the window? 721 00:31:23,428 --> 00:31:25,220 Bunch of fucking Mexicans out front. 722 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:27,553 [panting] 723 00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:28,720 What's that about anyway? 724 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,720 It's a long story. 725 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,095 Ends in all-you-can-eat tamales. 726 00:31:35,428 --> 00:31:36,720 Come here. 727 00:31:42,261 --> 00:31:44,303 How the hell am I supposed to know if I want to foster her 728 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:45,428 if I've never spent alone time with her? 729 00:31:45,428 --> 00:31:47,095 You're not. 730 00:31:47,095 --> 00:31:48,845 But if you want an off-site visit, we need to-- 731 00:31:48,845 --> 00:31:50,553 I said I would take the sister too. 732 00:31:50,553 --> 00:31:52,387 Allow me to explain. 733 00:31:52,387 --> 00:31:55,470 In order to prevent impulsive decisions 734 00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:57,929 from first-time foster parents, 735 00:31:57,929 --> 00:32:00,345 the state has instituted a set 736 00:32:00,345 --> 00:32:03,887 of rules and regulations to govern adoptions. 737 00:32:03,887 --> 00:32:06,053 I cannot just let you take her. 738 00:32:06,053 --> 00:32:09,136 [upbeat music playing on stereo] 739 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:14,095 ♪♪♪ 740 00:32:16,136 --> 00:32:19,261 [upbeat dance music playing on stereo] 741 00:32:19,261 --> 00:32:21,887 ♪♪♪ 742 00:32:21,887 --> 00:32:23,762 Hey, girl, what you doing over here by yourself? 743 00:32:23,762 --> 00:32:25,720 [laughs] Nothing. 744 00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,053 Now, you better get out there! 745 00:32:27,053 --> 00:32:28,261 Mm-mm. 746 00:32:28,261 --> 00:32:29,261 Mm-hmm. 747 00:32:29,261 --> 00:32:30,762 Come on. 748 00:32:30,762 --> 00:32:32,970 ♪ Do you wanna get down? ♪ 749 00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:35,220 ♪ What you gonna do? ♪ 750 00:32:35,220 --> 00:32:37,804 ♪ You wanna get down? ♪ 751 00:32:37,804 --> 00:32:39,804 ♪ What you gonna do? ♪ 752 00:32:39,804 --> 00:32:41,303 ♪ You wanna get down? ♪ 753 00:32:41,303 --> 00:32:42,762 Ooh! 754 00:32:42,762 --> 00:32:44,553 - ♪ Get down on it ♪ - Oh! 755 00:32:44,553 --> 00:32:46,804 ♪ Get down on it ♪ 756 00:32:46,804 --> 00:32:49,011 ♪ Get down on it ♪ 757 00:32:49,011 --> 00:32:50,470 ♪ Get down on it ♪ 758 00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:51,970 ♪ Come on and get down on... ♪ 759 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,553 Where are the gummy bears? 760 00:32:55,553 --> 00:32:59,804 Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually an idiot. 761 00:32:59,804 --> 00:33:01,679 Candy when you do good on your promise. 762 00:33:01,679 --> 00:33:02,929 Fair enough. 763 00:33:02,929 --> 00:33:04,720 What'll it cost me to have Bella 764 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,762 on her worst behavior? 765 00:33:06,762 --> 00:33:08,136 The closer to criminal, the better. 766 00:33:09,679 --> 00:33:11,720 Throw in a pair of those shoes with light-up heels, 767 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,011 and she'll do anything short of murder. 768 00:33:16,345 --> 00:33:17,970 Hi! 769 00:33:17,970 --> 00:33:20,011 We seem to have spilled some food on the sheets. 770 00:33:20,011 --> 00:33:22,261 Could you guys change them? 771 00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:23,887 Twenty minutes? 772 00:33:23,887 --> 00:33:25,887 Perfect. 773 00:33:25,887 --> 00:33:27,553 Huh? 774 00:33:27,553 --> 00:33:28,512 Check it out. 775 00:33:31,261 --> 00:33:32,261 I could do that. 776 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:33,512 Oh, big talk. 777 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,720 Ugh. 778 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,637 - Ready? - Yeah. 779 00:33:35,637 --> 00:33:37,595 ♪ upbeat pop music ♪ 780 00:33:37,595 --> 00:33:38,679 ♪ 'Cause I'm feeling it ♪ 781 00:33:38,679 --> 00:33:40,595 One. 782 00:33:40,595 --> 00:33:41,887 - Oh, you're no good. - ♪ Yeah, I'm feeling it ♪ 783 00:33:41,887 --> 00:33:44,053 - Want it? - No! 784 00:33:44,053 --> 00:33:47,011 ♪ You know, I'm feeling it ♪ 785 00:33:47,011 --> 00:33:48,720 - [indistinct chatter] - Hey, baby. 786 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,428 Want something to eat? 787 00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,720 [laughs] 788 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,679 [laughing] 789 00:33:53,679 --> 00:33:54,804 ♪ Don't do it ♪ 790 00:33:54,804 --> 00:33:56,720 ♪♪♪ 791 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,428 ♪ Whoo! Don't ♪ 792 00:33:58,428 --> 00:34:00,720 ♪♪♪ 793 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,470 [Frank groans] 794 00:34:03,470 --> 00:34:04,720 Hey. 795 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,053 I'm glad I didn't sell you. 796 00:34:06,053 --> 00:34:07,762 - [baby coos] - You're funny. 797 00:34:07,762 --> 00:34:09,428 - Thanks. - ♪ They think I'm lucky ♪ 798 00:34:09,428 --> 00:34:11,720 ♪ But it's just that I'm the bomb ♪ 799 00:34:12,595 --> 00:34:15,512 [water rushing] 800 00:34:17,470 --> 00:34:18,679 Tami? 801 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:21,345 [Tami] What? 802 00:34:21,345 --> 00:34:24,178 You still pissed? 803 00:34:24,178 --> 00:34:26,053 No. 804 00:34:26,053 --> 00:34:28,553 All right, well, you want to talk, 805 00:34:28,553 --> 00:34:31,553 you know, press the reset button or whatever? 806 00:34:31,553 --> 00:34:33,136 - I can't right now. - [Fred cries] 807 00:34:33,136 --> 00:34:34,261 No? Why not? 808 00:34:36,887 --> 00:34:38,053 I'm going out to grab a drink 809 00:34:38,053 --> 00:34:39,929 with Dakota and some friends. 810 00:34:41,053 --> 00:34:43,220 You're gonna wear that to go meet Dakota? 811 00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:45,929 Oh, I'm sure there'll be some guys there too. 812 00:34:45,929 --> 00:34:48,053 Wha--what fuckin' guys? 813 00:34:48,053 --> 00:34:49,595 You're asking a lot of questions 814 00:34:49,595 --> 00:34:52,553 for someone who's just a co-parent. 815 00:34:52,553 --> 00:34:54,428 Uh, hey, you're cool to watch Fred, right? 816 00:34:54,428 --> 00:34:57,387 I mean, you're just-- you're so good at it. 817 00:34:58,136 --> 00:34:59,929 Hey, maybe you can have a playdate 818 00:34:59,929 --> 00:35:01,804 with Sarah or something. Yeah? 819 00:35:01,804 --> 00:35:04,720 ♪ club music ♪ 820 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:09,637 ♪♪♪ 821 00:35:14,261 --> 00:35:16,679 Half the stores are out of corn husks. 822 00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:18,804 The other half won't sell to us. 823 00:35:18,804 --> 00:35:21,220 Those assholes completely cornered the market. 824 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:22,887 Might as well take the money we got left 825 00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:24,595 and go back to Guadalajara. 826 00:35:24,595 --> 00:35:25,637 Wait. 827 00:35:29,762 --> 00:35:31,804 What's the plan this time? 828 00:35:31,804 --> 00:35:34,303 I don't have one. 829 00:35:34,303 --> 00:35:36,428 I don't have it all figured out. 830 00:35:36,428 --> 00:35:37,762 You guys do. 831 00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:39,845 [speaking Spanish] 832 00:35:39,845 --> 00:35:42,178 You're in a place where everybody hates you. 833 00:35:42,178 --> 00:35:44,178 You're stuck behind enemy lines. 834 00:35:44,178 --> 00:35:45,720 [speaking Spanish] 835 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,011 You built a business. 836 00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:49,095 You stuck together. 837 00:35:49,095 --> 00:35:51,512 When I look at you guys, I think that if my family had 838 00:35:51,512 --> 00:35:54,136 half the determination and work ethic of the Gonzalezes, 839 00:35:54,136 --> 00:35:56,512 maybe my dad wouldn't just abuse opiates. 840 00:35:56,512 --> 00:35:58,804 Maybe my dad would have invented opiates. 841 00:35:58,804 --> 00:36:01,136 What I'm trying to say is: 842 00:36:01,136 --> 00:36:02,929 whatever you've done to get you this far, 843 00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:06,345 dig deep and do it one last time. 844 00:36:14,095 --> 00:36:16,261 [man] Why we need meat for, huh? 845 00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,762 Three things young, educated white Americans love: 846 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:21,929 to date women with bodies like little boys, to denounce God, 847 00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:23,512 and to eat meals with no meat. 848 00:36:23,512 --> 00:36:25,804 You seen many young, educated white Americans 849 00:36:25,804 --> 00:36:27,553 on the South Side of Chicago? 850 00:36:29,303 --> 00:36:32,387 Where's the closest bougie organic health food store? 851 00:36:34,512 --> 00:36:37,345 You'd think the biggest pop star in the world 852 00:36:37,345 --> 00:36:40,553 could sniff any butthole that he wanted. 853 00:36:40,553 --> 00:36:43,178 Like, he'd just call his manager and say, 854 00:36:43,178 --> 00:36:45,345 "Send up a wide variety of buttholes. 855 00:36:45,345 --> 00:36:49,178 I'm in the mood for some sniffing." 856 00:36:49,178 --> 00:36:51,845 But he just wanted to sniff mine. 857 00:36:51,845 --> 00:36:53,053 Jesus Christ, Kev. 858 00:36:53,053 --> 00:36:54,470 Enough of this shit. 859 00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:56,929 Put the Sox game on. 860 00:36:56,929 --> 00:37:00,720 [Kermit] Used to love the guy's music back in the '80s. 861 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,970 Who woulda known he was into kids? 862 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,720 Everyone. Literally everyone knew. 863 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,428 [Kev] Would you excuse me, Tommy? 864 00:37:07,428 --> 00:37:09,387 I'm trying to listen. 865 00:37:09,387 --> 00:37:12,720 On that world tour back in '91, 866 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,512 he spent half his time onstage 867 00:37:15,512 --> 00:37:19,470 and half his time with his nose between my cheeks, 868 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:21,428 my butt cheeks. 869 00:37:24,178 --> 00:37:26,970 [Latin music playing in kitchen] 870 00:37:26,970 --> 00:37:30,053 [indistinct chatter] 871 00:37:30,053 --> 00:37:35,178 ♪♪♪ 872 00:37:51,845 --> 00:37:56,762 [Fred fussing] 873 00:37:56,762 --> 00:37:58,136 [pounding at door] 874 00:37:58,136 --> 00:37:59,929 - Shh. - [quiet commotion] 875 00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:01,929 [bottles clink] 876 00:38:08,220 --> 00:38:09,762 [Paula] Need to talk to Ian Gallagher. 877 00:38:09,762 --> 00:38:10,887 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Gallagher! 878 00:38:10,887 --> 00:38:12,178 Who's asking? Hey! 879 00:38:12,178 --> 00:38:13,762 Who's asking? Smith and Wesson. 880 00:38:13,762 --> 00:38:14,679 Ah, shit. 881 00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:16,178 This is a Glock, isn't it? 882 00:38:16,178 --> 00:38:17,804 Ugh! That woulda been so badass. 883 00:38:17,804 --> 00:38:19,053 You get the point, though, right? 884 00:38:19,053 --> 00:38:20,303 Gallagher! 885 00:38:22,303 --> 00:38:23,845 Paula, hey. 886 00:38:23,845 --> 00:38:25,303 Mickey Milkovich. 887 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:26,345 You're out? 888 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,345 Parole? 889 00:38:27,345 --> 00:38:28,553 What's it to you? 890 00:38:28,553 --> 00:38:30,929 - Who's your P.O.? - Larry. 891 00:38:30,929 --> 00:38:32,387 Seaver? [chuckles] 892 00:38:32,387 --> 00:38:34,970 That anthropomorphic slice of soggy Wonder Bread 893 00:38:34,970 --> 00:38:37,762 doesn't know what to do with a workhorse like you. 894 00:38:37,762 --> 00:38:41,345 You Milkoviches are legendary, real earners. 895 00:38:42,595 --> 00:38:44,387 You. 896 00:38:44,387 --> 00:38:47,345 Heard about your Mother Teresa stunt today. 897 00:38:47,345 --> 00:38:49,136 Let's go for a ride. 898 00:38:49,136 --> 00:38:51,178 No, hold up. Wait a minute. 899 00:38:51,178 --> 00:38:53,845 [Fred cries] 900 00:38:53,845 --> 00:38:54,929 [Paula] A pregnant lady? 901 00:38:54,929 --> 00:38:56,845 Jesus, you're soft. 902 00:38:56,845 --> 00:38:58,470 Hey, it's all right. 903 00:38:58,470 --> 00:39:00,178 - It's all right, buddy. - [Fred continues crying] 904 00:39:00,178 --> 00:39:02,512 Hey, hey, hey. 905 00:39:02,512 --> 00:39:03,345 Mick. 906 00:39:03,345 --> 00:39:04,595 [Mickey] Hey. 907 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,470 Jesus Christ. 908 00:39:14,595 --> 00:39:17,053 Okay, look. 909 00:39:18,345 --> 00:39:21,220 Just send me to prison if you want. 910 00:39:21,220 --> 00:39:22,637 I'm never just gonna walk away 911 00:39:22,637 --> 00:39:24,387 from someone dying in the street. 912 00:39:24,387 --> 00:39:28,387 [laughing] 913 00:39:28,387 --> 00:39:29,762 No, no, no. 914 00:39:29,762 --> 00:39:31,553 No, I got zero intentions 915 00:39:31,553 --> 00:39:33,136 of sending you back to prison. 916 00:39:33,136 --> 00:39:34,512 Uh-uh. 917 00:39:34,512 --> 00:39:35,720 I'm nowhere near being done with you. 918 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,220 [dog barking] 919 00:39:37,220 --> 00:39:39,845 - Come on, let's go. - Whoa, whoa, hey. 920 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:42,553 Easy, Biscuit. Dinner's coming, girl! 921 00:39:45,887 --> 00:39:47,845 The hell is that? 922 00:39:47,845 --> 00:39:51,428 Mama, I forgot the Electric Slide. 923 00:39:55,845 --> 00:39:57,929 Wait, is that... 924 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,637 Afro Amirah. 925 00:39:59,637 --> 00:40:02,428 Badass businesswoman by day, 926 00:40:02,428 --> 00:40:04,136 fashion model by night 927 00:40:04,136 --> 00:40:07,887 who didn't take none of the white man's shit. 928 00:40:07,887 --> 00:40:10,595 Ah, you didn't go anywhere without it. 929 00:40:10,595 --> 00:40:15,595 Aww, why are you showing me all this? 930 00:40:15,595 --> 00:40:19,512 If you lost touch, that came after you left my house. 931 00:40:19,512 --> 00:40:21,720 My house is black. 932 00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:23,387 Dom. 933 00:40:23,387 --> 00:40:25,095 Dom, baby, tell your sister-auntie 934 00:40:25,095 --> 00:40:26,095 what you watching. 935 00:40:26,095 --> 00:40:28,261 Alex Haley's Roots. 936 00:40:29,929 --> 00:40:31,053 Mm-hmm. 937 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:32,637 You used to be that way. 938 00:40:34,053 --> 00:40:35,470 Last I checked I was like 939 00:40:35,470 --> 00:40:37,595 a walking black history encyclopedia. 940 00:40:37,595 --> 00:40:40,303 I even mentored Liam on all things black, so... 941 00:40:40,303 --> 00:40:42,303 Well, who was mentoring you? 942 00:40:42,303 --> 00:40:45,720 Yeah, who was your community? 943 00:40:47,470 --> 00:40:49,095 I just forgot the Electric Slide. 944 00:40:49,095 --> 00:40:50,136 It's not that deep. 945 00:40:50,136 --> 00:40:51,845 Oh, no, it's not? 946 00:40:51,845 --> 00:40:56,428 So then what is that potato salad about, huh? 947 00:40:56,428 --> 00:40:58,345 [laughs] 948 00:40:58,345 --> 00:40:59,804 You know, you been running 949 00:40:59,804 --> 00:41:01,553 towards white people for so long, 950 00:41:01,553 --> 00:41:03,929 I'm surprised you even found your way home. 951 00:41:03,929 --> 00:41:06,929 Now, white friends, white neighbors, 952 00:41:06,929 --> 00:41:10,261 own a white bar, got a white boyfriend. 953 00:41:10,261 --> 00:41:12,428 After I had sex with Kevin, 954 00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:15,470 I watched Ellen the entire next week. 955 00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:18,345 Ellen! Come on, now explain that shit. 956 00:41:18,345 --> 00:41:19,845 Huh. No, baby, 957 00:41:19,845 --> 00:41:23,679 you didn't forget the Electric Slide. 958 00:41:23,679 --> 00:41:26,345 You let that white boy fuck it right out of you. 959 00:41:28,011 --> 00:41:29,303 I'm just saying. 960 00:41:29,303 --> 00:41:30,845 - [dog barking] - [Ian] Fuck. 961 00:41:30,845 --> 00:41:32,470 - [dog barking] - [Ian] Jesus Christ. 962 00:41:32,470 --> 00:41:35,095 [Paula] Tell me, you gonna follow protocol? 963 00:41:35,095 --> 00:41:37,345 Need to hear you say it. 964 00:41:37,345 --> 00:41:39,679 - Just say it for mama. - Fuck. 965 00:41:39,679 --> 00:41:40,804 What's that? I can't hear you. 966 00:41:40,804 --> 00:41:42,345 Paula. [grunts] Shit! 967 00:41:42,345 --> 00:41:44,470 Oh, you want me to set Biscuit loose? 968 00:41:44,470 --> 00:41:45,804 - Okay. - No, no, no, no, no, no. 969 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:47,345 Hey, hey, hey. Okay. 970 00:41:47,345 --> 00:41:48,970 Okay. Okay, I'll do whatever you say. 971 00:41:48,970 --> 00:41:49,970 Just get it away from me. 972 00:41:49,970 --> 00:41:53,011 Biscuit, sit! 973 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,845 Good girl. 974 00:42:05,887 --> 00:42:07,387 Hey. 975 00:42:07,387 --> 00:42:08,720 You seen Ian? 976 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:10,553 Not since he left with his P.O. 977 00:42:19,095 --> 00:42:20,970 What's with the line? 978 00:42:20,970 --> 00:42:24,178 Your baby mama's been in there for, like, 40 minutes. 979 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,095 Tami? 980 00:42:38,845 --> 00:42:41,595 [Tami] Where were you? 981 00:42:41,595 --> 00:42:43,595 Just taking Fred for a walk. 982 00:42:47,136 --> 00:42:48,595 Is everything okay in there? 983 00:42:55,428 --> 00:42:58,220 [indistinct chatter, applause] 984 00:42:58,220 --> 00:43:00,178 [Tami] Fuck off! 985 00:43:00,178 --> 00:43:01,845 Hey, something happen at the bar? 986 00:43:05,095 --> 00:43:06,929 It's not about the bar. 987 00:43:06,929 --> 00:43:08,720 Look, I'm trying to keep up 988 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:09,762 with the list of things that piss you off, 989 00:43:09,762 --> 00:43:12,387 but it's getting pretty hard. 990 00:43:12,387 --> 00:43:14,261 Would you care to clue me in? 991 00:43:14,261 --> 00:43:17,762 You know, we can stop playing 20 fucking questions? 992 00:43:21,303 --> 00:43:23,470 [indistinct speech] 993 00:43:23,470 --> 00:43:26,345 God! It's this fucking place! 994 00:43:26,345 --> 00:43:29,595 It's--it's always crawling with relatives 995 00:43:29,595 --> 00:43:32,095 or convicts that Ian brought home 996 00:43:32,095 --> 00:43:35,387 or large Latino families that Carl brought home 997 00:43:35,387 --> 00:43:37,512 or, like, whatever Frank brought home. 998 00:43:37,512 --> 00:43:38,637 And I-- 999 00:43:38,637 --> 00:43:40,720 you know, I can't breathe here, 1000 00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,720 and I need space! 1001 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:45,136 Fred needs space! 1002 00:43:45,136 --> 00:43:46,303 All right. 1003 00:43:49,929 --> 00:43:52,970 ♪ somber music ♪ 1004 00:43:52,970 --> 00:43:57,887 ♪♪♪ 1005 00:44:01,595 --> 00:44:03,887 Hey. 1006 00:44:03,887 --> 00:44:05,762 Hey, there. 1007 00:44:07,845 --> 00:44:09,679 You're an early riser. 1008 00:44:09,679 --> 00:44:11,804 Yeah. Yeah. 1009 00:44:11,804 --> 00:44:15,261 Oh, don't you look at me with those big eyes. 1010 00:44:15,261 --> 00:44:17,845 I know what you're trying to do. 1011 00:44:17,845 --> 00:44:20,679 And trust me, it won't work. 1012 00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:21,929 It's not gonna work. 1013 00:44:21,929 --> 00:44:23,261 No, it's not. 1014 00:44:23,261 --> 00:44:24,512 No, it's not. 1015 00:44:24,512 --> 00:44:26,512 Oh, yeah! 1016 00:44:26,512 --> 00:44:28,970 [baby hiccups, spits up] 1017 00:44:28,970 --> 00:44:30,428 Well, 1018 00:44:30,428 --> 00:44:33,136 that's all right. That's all right. 1019 00:44:33,136 --> 00:44:35,637 Grandpappy throws up every once in a while too. 1020 00:44:35,637 --> 00:44:38,720 Let's just get you cleaned up, hey? 1021 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,095 Easy-peasy. 1022 00:44:41,095 --> 00:44:46,053 ♪♪♪ 1023 00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:48,762 Finally. 1024 00:44:48,762 --> 00:44:50,220 You almost made me late. 1025 00:44:50,220 --> 00:44:52,011 But I didn't, so quit your yappin'. 1026 00:44:52,011 --> 00:44:52,970 I'm hungover. 1027 00:44:55,053 --> 00:44:56,512 She ready? 1028 00:44:56,512 --> 00:44:57,929 She's gonna piss on the family's electronics 1029 00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,303 and start several small fires. 1030 00:44:59,303 --> 00:45:00,845 So, yeah, she's ready. 1031 00:45:00,845 --> 00:45:02,220 Sweet. 1032 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:05,053 Remember, you're Franny now. 1033 00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:16,261 [Pepa] Wow. 1034 00:45:16,261 --> 00:45:17,470 Didn't think you'd actually show. 1035 00:45:17,470 --> 00:45:19,887 Here I am, and here's Franny 1036 00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:21,720 on time, as promised. 1037 00:45:25,804 --> 00:45:27,136 Okay, Franny. 1038 00:45:27,136 --> 00:45:28,512 Go inside. 1039 00:45:28,512 --> 00:45:31,095 Your new mommy will show you 1040 00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:33,720 into your new house in just a second. 1041 00:45:38,053 --> 00:45:39,929 [sighs] 1042 00:45:39,929 --> 00:45:42,220 So I guess I owe you a check. 1043 00:45:42,220 --> 00:45:43,553 I guess you do. 1044 00:45:43,553 --> 00:45:45,011 - [loud thud] - [distant scream] 1045 00:45:45,011 --> 00:45:46,595 [child wailing] 1046 00:45:46,595 --> 00:45:49,303 [speaking Spanish] 1047 00:45:49,303 --> 00:45:50,345 Franny! [glass shatters] 1048 00:45:50,345 --> 00:45:52,428 What did you do? 1049 00:45:52,428 --> 00:45:54,178 [loud crash] 1050 00:45:54,178 --> 00:45:55,637 [man] I'll take a dozen. 1051 00:45:55,637 --> 00:45:56,512 [man] Can't believe these are vegan. 1052 00:45:56,512 --> 00:45:57,428 [man] These are fantastic. 1053 00:45:57,428 --> 00:45:58,428 Thank you so much. 1054 00:45:58,428 --> 00:46:00,136 [man] Thank you. 1055 00:46:00,136 --> 00:46:02,011 [man] You have green salsa? Thanks. 1056 00:46:02,011 --> 00:46:02,970 [woman] Good morning. 1057 00:46:02,970 --> 00:46:04,637 [Anne] Dios mio. 1058 00:46:04,637 --> 00:46:07,220 This is the most money we've ever made in a day. 1059 00:46:09,804 --> 00:46:10,887 [sighs] 1060 00:46:14,804 --> 00:46:16,303 What was that for? 1061 00:46:16,303 --> 00:46:17,428 We'd probably be halfway to Mexico 1062 00:46:17,428 --> 00:46:19,387 if you hadn't stepped in. 1063 00:46:19,387 --> 00:46:20,970 We couldn't have done it without you, Carl. 1064 00:46:20,970 --> 00:46:25,387 [indistinct chatter] 1065 00:46:25,387 --> 00:46:26,637 [camera shutter clicks] 1066 00:46:26,637 --> 00:46:28,929 [laughs] Thank you. 1067 00:46:28,929 --> 00:46:32,595 Oh, three generations of Gallagher men. 1068 00:46:32,595 --> 00:46:34,303 How 'bout that? Amazing. 1069 00:46:34,303 --> 00:46:36,428 There's nothing better than this. 1070 00:46:36,428 --> 00:46:37,804 Mr. Gallagher, 1071 00:46:37,804 --> 00:46:39,970 we've enjoyed the process so far. 1072 00:46:39,970 --> 00:46:42,345 But we fear we spent more time with you 1073 00:46:42,345 --> 00:46:43,887 than with the baby. 1074 00:46:43,887 --> 00:46:46,303 Perhaps if we had a private visit today 1075 00:46:46,303 --> 00:46:50,637 we may better gauge our chemistry. 1076 00:46:50,637 --> 00:46:52,261 Oh, no, no. I don't think so. 1077 00:46:52,261 --> 00:46:53,970 It is customary. 1078 00:46:53,970 --> 00:46:56,553 [Frank] But this is a very special little boy, 1079 00:46:56,553 --> 00:46:58,387 and as his grandfather, it's my duty-- 1080 00:46:58,387 --> 00:47:00,303 What my dad is trying to say is, 1081 00:47:00,303 --> 00:47:02,053 he doesn't know what to do with himself 1082 00:47:02,053 --> 00:47:03,637 if he's not caring for his grandson. 1083 00:47:03,637 --> 00:47:05,470 That's not really what I was-- 1084 00:47:05,470 --> 00:47:08,512 Maybe we can watch a movie or something to pass the time? 1085 00:47:16,345 --> 00:47:17,178 Come on, Dad. 1086 00:47:17,679 --> 00:47:18,845 Um... 1087 00:47:23,595 --> 00:47:24,929 And that's when coach invited me 1088 00:47:24,929 --> 00:47:27,512 on a publicity tour for the team. 1089 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:30,679 Have you ever traveled with a powerful man? 1090 00:47:30,679 --> 00:47:32,553 It's intoxicating, 1091 00:47:32,553 --> 00:47:35,053 confusing. 1092 00:47:35,053 --> 00:47:38,387 A thousand eyes on him, his eyes only on you. 1093 00:47:40,387 --> 00:47:43,387 One night, backstage in his dressing room, 1094 00:47:43,387 --> 00:47:46,637 he put on a single sequined glove. 1095 00:47:50,428 --> 00:47:51,887 I can't even tell you 1096 00:47:51,887 --> 00:47:53,387 what he did with the other hand. 1097 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:07,553 All I'm saying, knife and a fork. 1098 00:48:07,553 --> 00:48:10,637 Simple, effective, the right men for the job. 1099 00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:13,887 Ever try to eat a steak with chopsticks? 1100 00:48:13,887 --> 00:48:16,095 Because it can't be done. 1101 00:48:16,095 --> 00:48:17,512 [indistinct murmuring] 1102 00:48:17,512 --> 00:48:19,595 The Chinese got a lot right: 1103 00:48:19,595 --> 00:48:23,929 stuffing paper in cookies, currency manipulation, walls. 1104 00:48:23,929 --> 00:48:25,178 But chopsticks? 1105 00:48:25,178 --> 00:48:27,011 Huge swing and a miss. 1106 00:48:28,011 --> 00:48:31,303 That's an American baseball reference. 1107 00:48:31,303 --> 00:48:34,387 [indistinct murmuring] 1108 00:48:34,387 --> 00:48:36,512 Maybe we should go check on the baby. 1109 00:48:36,512 --> 00:48:37,804 He's fine, Frank. 1110 00:48:37,804 --> 00:48:39,261 You don't know that for sure. 1111 00:48:39,261 --> 00:48:41,470 Nobody does. 1112 00:48:41,470 --> 00:48:42,887 Maybe we should keep him. 1113 00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:45,428 You need to keep it together, man. 1114 00:48:45,428 --> 00:48:47,929 Hey, I've got it together, my friend. 1115 00:48:47,929 --> 00:48:50,595 [woman] $100,000. 1116 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:52,470 Come again? 1117 00:48:52,470 --> 00:48:55,845 The Zhengs are willing to pay $100,000 U.S. cash, 1118 00:48:55,845 --> 00:48:58,095 if they can have the baby now and, most importantly, 1119 00:48:58,095 --> 00:49:00,261 no additional contact with Mr. Gallagher 1120 00:49:00,261 --> 00:49:01,261 ever again 1121 00:49:01,261 --> 00:49:03,178 forever. 1122 00:49:03,178 --> 00:49:04,220 Deal. 1123 00:49:06,637 --> 00:49:09,178 Okay, girls, pay attention. This is important. 1124 00:49:09,178 --> 00:49:10,470 Ready? 1125 00:49:10,470 --> 00:49:13,887 And five, six. Five, six, seven. 1126 00:49:13,887 --> 00:49:16,136 To the right. And yes, yes, yes. 1127 00:49:16,136 --> 00:49:17,970 That's it. And duh, duh, duh. 1128 00:49:17,970 --> 00:49:18,970 That's it. 1129 00:49:18,970 --> 00:49:20,470 And back, back. 1130 00:49:20,470 --> 00:49:22,887 Put some funk on it. 1131 00:49:22,887 --> 00:49:24,470 And turn. 1132 00:49:24,470 --> 00:49:25,595 There we go. 1133 00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:26,720 That's good, Amy. 1134 00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:28,303 This way, this-- Hi, baby. 1135 00:49:28,303 --> 00:49:29,887 Well, looks like we're not getting that settlement. 1136 00:49:29,887 --> 00:49:31,553 - What happened? - I don't know. 1137 00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:33,345 The lawyer just didn't buy it, 1138 00:49:33,345 --> 00:49:36,178 which is crazy because I was rock-solid believable 1139 00:49:36,178 --> 00:49:37,720 down to every last detail. 1140 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:39,845 Aww, babe. You wanna join us? 1141 00:49:39,845 --> 00:49:41,720 We're about to discuss black liberation theology 1142 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,470 and then watch some Martin. 1143 00:49:43,470 --> 00:49:44,387 [Kev] No. 1144 00:49:44,387 --> 00:49:46,929 I'm gonna be upstairs. 1145 00:49:46,929 --> 00:49:50,762 I even told them what he made me do with the chimp. 1146 00:49:50,762 --> 00:49:52,637 Aww. Get up, get up, get up. 1147 00:49:52,637 --> 00:49:54,095 We gotta do this. You ready? 1148 00:49:54,095 --> 00:49:56,345 You shouldn't have jumped at the offer so quick. 1149 00:49:56,345 --> 00:49:57,512 This is a mistake. 1150 00:49:57,512 --> 00:49:58,929 So I should have waited until 1151 00:49:58,929 --> 00:50:00,178 you screwed up the deal entirely? 1152 00:50:00,178 --> 00:50:02,011 I just needed more time is all, 1153 00:50:02,011 --> 00:50:03,512 which would have had the added benefit 1154 00:50:03,512 --> 00:50:05,512 of allowing us to milk these families 1155 00:50:05,512 --> 00:50:06,804 for all they're worth. 1156 00:50:06,804 --> 00:50:08,345 Reel 'em in slow. Remember? 1157 00:50:08,345 --> 00:50:10,011 Yeah, I remember. 1158 00:50:10,011 --> 00:50:12,011 There's no room for sentiment in business. 1159 00:50:12,011 --> 00:50:13,011 Get ahold of yourself. 1160 00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,470 You're a Gallagher. 1161 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:15,845 Act like it! 1162 00:50:15,845 --> 00:50:18,804 [vacuum cleaner whirring] 1163 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:29,512 Excuse me. 1164 00:50:29,512 --> 00:50:32,011 Where's the couple that was staying here? 1165 00:50:32,011 --> 00:50:33,512 Left in a hurry. 1166 00:50:33,512 --> 00:50:35,053 Front desk said they needed to get home 1167 00:50:35,053 --> 00:50:36,303 with their sick baby or something. 1168 00:50:38,345 --> 00:50:41,387 ♪ somber music ♪ 1169 00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:44,553 ♪♪♪ 1170 00:50:44,553 --> 00:50:47,679 [Jolene] What do you want to do for lunch? 1171 00:50:47,679 --> 00:50:49,303 How about a burrito? 1172 00:50:53,387 --> 00:50:54,720 Or Korean barbecue? 1173 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,553 [man] Need your help! 1174 00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:58,679 - [Jolene] Or real barbecue? - [man] Need some help! 1175 00:50:58,679 --> 00:51:00,595 [Jolene] I don't know. You decide. 1176 00:51:00,595 --> 00:51:02,470 [man] Where you going? 1177 00:51:02,470 --> 00:51:04,929 - [woman] What are you doing? - [man] What the fuck? 1178 00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:06,261 [man] Seriously, man. 1179 00:51:09,512 --> 00:51:12,261 This is still on the Nigerians' bill. 1180 00:51:12,261 --> 00:51:16,053 Leave me alone to mourn the loss of my grandson. 1181 00:51:16,053 --> 00:51:19,887 You're gonna regret not stealing this stuff, 1182 00:51:19,887 --> 00:51:22,095 especially the minibar. 1183 00:51:24,053 --> 00:51:26,261 Well, I suppose a little parting gift 1184 00:51:26,261 --> 00:51:28,637 on the kidnappers' dime is only appropriate. 1185 00:51:28,637 --> 00:51:30,345 It's the least they can do. 1186 00:51:54,387 --> 00:51:56,053 [Lip] What do you think? 1187 00:51:56,053 --> 00:51:59,011 Uh... 1188 00:51:59,011 --> 00:52:01,011 what am I looking at? 1189 00:52:01,011 --> 00:52:02,970 It's our new RV. 1190 00:52:05,679 --> 00:52:08,095 [Tami] You bought this? 1191 00:52:08,095 --> 00:52:09,553 [Lip] Yeah. 1192 00:52:09,553 --> 00:52:11,095 Yeah, Debs just came into some money, 1193 00:52:11,095 --> 00:52:13,679 and, uh, she floated me a loan. 1194 00:52:13,679 --> 00:52:16,887 [Debbie] Yeah, Franny's dad's a war hero. 1195 00:52:16,887 --> 00:52:18,470 Granted, I did think his heroic sacrifice 1196 00:52:18,470 --> 00:52:20,011 and my 500 bucks 1197 00:52:20,011 --> 00:52:21,136 could get you something a little better. 1198 00:52:25,512 --> 00:52:26,845 You said we needed more space. 1199 00:52:26,845 --> 00:52:30,970 Right? Now we have it. 1200 00:52:30,970 --> 00:52:32,512 I thought you'd be happy. 1201 00:52:32,512 --> 00:52:34,387 Oh, my God. 1202 00:52:34,387 --> 00:52:36,095 - You're such an idiot. - What? 1203 00:52:36,095 --> 00:52:37,762 I mean, were you even listening to me? 1204 00:52:37,762 --> 00:52:39,553 Yes, I was listening, 1205 00:52:39,553 --> 00:52:41,345 hence the RV. 1206 00:52:44,512 --> 00:52:48,303 [laughs] 1207 00:52:48,303 --> 00:52:51,095 Well... 1208 00:52:51,095 --> 00:52:52,387 [scoffs] 1209 00:52:52,387 --> 00:52:56,261 I guess we're living in an RV now. 1210 00:52:57,303 --> 00:52:59,011 Yeah? 1211 00:52:59,011 --> 00:53:00,345 Yeah. 1212 00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:03,345 Oh, hey, Debs, can you give us a minute? 1213 00:53:03,345 --> 00:53:04,387 Thanks. 1214 00:53:08,887 --> 00:53:11,553 Look, so we're gonna both be living in here. 1215 00:53:11,553 --> 00:53:14,345 We should probably come up with some kind of system, right, 1216 00:53:14,345 --> 00:53:16,220 you know, in case you're hooking up with guys, 1217 00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:19,303 maybe a sock on the door or-- 1218 00:53:19,303 --> 00:53:21,637 [laughs] 1219 00:53:21,637 --> 00:53:25,970 There's not gonna be any socks on the door, okay? 1220 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:28,637 I totally struck out at the bar. 1221 00:53:30,970 --> 00:53:33,428 The only reason I went out in the first place 1222 00:53:33,428 --> 00:53:35,887 was to make you jealous, 1223 00:53:35,887 --> 00:53:40,887 and the only reason I wanted to make you jealous is because, 1224 00:53:40,887 --> 00:53:43,679 you know, 1225 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,387 obviously... 1226 00:53:45,387 --> 00:53:49,887 Obviously? 1227 00:53:49,887 --> 00:53:51,428 I still like you. 1228 00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:53,553 I-- 1229 00:53:53,553 --> 00:53:56,053 I really like you. 1230 00:54:01,136 --> 00:54:04,679 So what are we? 1231 00:54:04,679 --> 00:54:08,762 I just agreed to move into a shitty RV with you, 1232 00:54:08,762 --> 00:54:11,845 so I think we're together. 1233 00:54:11,845 --> 00:54:14,011 Yeah? 1234 00:54:14,011 --> 00:54:15,512 Yeah. 1235 00:54:15,512 --> 00:54:18,512 ♪ rock music ♪ 1236 00:54:18,512 --> 00:54:23,428 ♪♪♪ 1237 00:54:31,303 --> 00:54:32,804 [laughs] What are you doing? 1238 00:54:32,804 --> 00:54:34,428 [Carl] I'm getting started on tomorrow's tamales. 1239 00:54:34,428 --> 00:54:35,804 Where is everybody? 1240 00:54:35,804 --> 00:54:37,136 They're celebrating 1241 00:54:37,136 --> 00:54:38,637 at our new apartment. 1242 00:54:38,637 --> 00:54:40,470 We made enough today to get a new place, 1243 00:54:40,470 --> 00:54:42,345 North Side, by a bunch of Whole Foods. 1244 00:54:42,345 --> 00:54:43,720 What? No. 1245 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,470 I told you we were leaving. 1246 00:54:45,470 --> 00:54:47,970 Yeah, but I said you could stay long as you want. 1247 00:54:47,970 --> 00:54:49,470 I go where my family goes. 1248 00:54:53,970 --> 00:54:56,387 [scoffs] Ay! Pinche guerro. 1249 00:54:56,387 --> 00:54:58,095 What's that mean? 1250 00:54:58,095 --> 00:54:59,178 You're a gringo. 1251 00:54:59,178 --> 00:55:00,804 What's that mean? 1252 00:55:00,804 --> 00:55:02,261 [chuckles] 1253 00:55:02,261 --> 00:55:03,470 You're a clueless fucking white boy. 1254 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,804 I can't leave without showing you how to make a tamale. 1255 00:55:18,095 --> 00:55:19,845 ♪ playful pop music ♪ 1256 00:55:19,845 --> 00:55:22,011 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 1257 00:55:22,011 --> 00:55:23,929 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 1258 00:55:23,929 --> 00:55:26,178 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 1259 00:55:26,178 --> 00:55:27,387 ♪ Whoo, whoo ♪ 1260 00:55:27,387 --> 00:55:28,720 ♪ Ah-I ♪ 1261 00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,637 ♪ I hear the night calling ♪ 1262 00:55:30,637 --> 00:55:32,887 ♪ I take the back door ♪ 1263 00:55:32,887 --> 00:55:35,136 ♪ Out where the stars are falling ♪ 1264 00:55:35,136 --> 00:55:37,261 ♪ I show you the world ♪ 1265 00:55:37,261 --> 00:55:39,762 ♪ Let's paint over the writing ♪ 1266 00:55:39,762 --> 00:55:41,762 ♪ A story on the wall ♪ 1267 00:55:41,762 --> 00:55:44,136 ♪ We came before the lightning ♪ 1268 00:55:44,136 --> 00:55:46,345 ♪ And now we want it all ♪ 1269 00:55:46,345 --> 00:55:48,261 ♪ Don't know how far we'll go ♪ 1270 00:55:48,261 --> 00:55:50,887 ♪ These wheels are made to roll ♪ 1271 00:55:50,887 --> 00:55:52,220 ♪ You've gotta be the soul ♪ 1272 00:55:52,220 --> 00:55:53,929 ♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪ 1273 00:55:53,929 --> 00:55:56,095 [Pepa] Oh, my God, everybody get out! 1274 00:55:56,095 --> 00:55:58,679 Get out now! Franny! What the hell? 1275 00:55:58,679 --> 00:56:00,595 [Stella] Hello, 911? 1276 00:56:00,595 --> 00:56:02,220 I'd like to report a fire. 1277 00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,303 [Paper] Let me go. Crawl to me. 1278 00:56:04,303 --> 00:56:05,804 Crawl to me faster! 1279 00:56:05,804 --> 00:56:08,804 [babies crying] 1280 00:56:08,804 --> 00:56:10,679 ♪♪♪