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Oh.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. That's awful.

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Um, yeah, no, I'm listening.

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Um, yeah, no, when did this happen?

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Um, oh, mate, I'm just totally shocked.
I didn't expect it at all.

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Um, yeah, just give me a second.

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I'm on the phone to Emma. Her
boyfriend's broken up with her. What are

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doing? Yeah, no, I'm here, babe. I'm
listening.

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I'm so upset.

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Um, yeah.

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No, I'm so sorry. Like, I mean, he was a
jerk anyway.

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Like, you're better off without him.

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Yeah, no.

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Oh, God. So what happened? Tell me from
the beginning.

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Mm -hmm.

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Um, yeah.

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Yeah.

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He did what?

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He said that?

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Um, yeah.

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Oh. Oh, honey. No, no, I've got time.
Honestly, I've got time. I'm not in a

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rush.

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Yeah. Yeah, I'm all yours, babe. I'm
listening.

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I'm listening. I'm here.

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Oh, you sound terribly upset.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Babe, just one second. I'm just
going to close the bedroom door so we

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have a private chat.

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You are terrible.

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Come.

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Yeah, no, I'm here now, babe. I'm here.

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So after he said that, then what
happened?

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No way.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Guys are such jerks, aren't
they?

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What an arsehole.

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I can't believe he actually said that.

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I mean, how long have you two been
together now?

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Four years.

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What a waste of four years, huh?

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Yeah.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, you're better off being single.
Honestly, don't cry, babe.

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Like, you're better off without him.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah, you'll have to come
over. We'll have to do wine night. Yeah,

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we'll have a girls' night.

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We'll get all the girls round and we can
swag off all the men.

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And we'll have a really great time.

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No, I'm not out of breath. No, no, I'm
just flat in my bedroom. Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah. I'm day off today.

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Yeah, yeah, no, Paul, yeah, he's at
work. Mm -hmm.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's just me, so I've got all the
time in the world for you, babe.

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So, has he actually moved out now?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Oh, my God.

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Really? Oh, fuck.

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That's really hard, man. That's really,
really hard.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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no no i'm not ill no i'm not out of
breath um i've just getting over a cold

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maybe that's what it is maybe that's why
i sound breathless yeah

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yeah no i'm so bad i'm fine i'm
listening i'm not in a rush you take

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yeah take all the time you need yeah

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yeah

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Yeah, well, you need to take care of
yourself, yeah? You've got to focus on

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Don't waste any more tears on him. He's
not worth it.

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There are loads of guys out there. You
are a gorgeous girl.

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There'll be plenty of guys who want to
take you out on a date.

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Yeah, I can ask him if his friends still
single, yeah. But you need to focus on

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you. Forget guys for now.

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No, honestly, I'm not out of breath.

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Honestly, I'm fine. No, don't be
worried.

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I'm absolutely fine.

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Oh, God.

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Yeah. No.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. So, what did your mum say about
all this?

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No, there's no noise.

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No, it's just me. I'm just here.

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There's definitely no noise.

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No, I'm fine, Dave. I'm fine. There's
nothing wrong.

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I'm totally fine. Everything's normal.

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I'm just sat here listening to you.

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Yeah.

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So have you pulled the rest of the girls
yet?

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Oh, you wanted to tell me first. Yeah,
of course.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Oh, well, it's understandable.
You've been together such a long time.

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Yeah.

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Of course.

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Yeah, of course.

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yeah i totally get it yeah you were
right i mean when you told me about that

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thing last year and do you remember when
you went away on the vacation and then

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he was yeah that's the one when he did
that yeah it was terrible

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yeah

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no i'm fine i just had a cough

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um yeah

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No, I'm not busy, honestly. I'm fine.
I've got loads of time for you.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No, it's terrible.

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Listen, why don't we get together Friday
night, you, me, the girls, and we'll

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have a girls' night and see you right
up.

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Okay.

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Thanks. Bye.

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I can't believe you.

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Seriously? My best friend's boyfriend's
just broken up with her and you're

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fucking my tits.

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She could tell there's something wrong.

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Look at the mess she's made.

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You're a horny little fucker, aren't
you?

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Do you feel better now?

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You could have waited.

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You're an imposter.

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Seriously. Right, sort yourself out.

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I can't change now. I need to take a
shower.

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You're a bad boy.