1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:05,320 I've never been on tour before, so I didn't even know what to expect. 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:09,820 But I imagine it would feel like freedom. 3 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:13,340 You know? Like freedom from having to create every day. 4 00:00:13,620 --> 00:00:17,220 Freedom from being a prisoner of my own ambition. 5 00:00:17,580 --> 00:00:23,700 And I could just have one task every night. Perform my music. But it's a lot 6 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:26,760 different making these songs in my studio by myself. I mean, every night 7 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,140 I'm out there and I really do... 8 00:00:28,830 --> 00:00:33,550 face the music you know i'm seeing the crowd and i love my fans i really do but 9 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:38,690 some of them are ruining it for the rest of them because we're at a time right 10 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:43,410 now where our country is like eating itself alive and i'm up there making 11 00:00:43,410 --> 00:00:48,110 jokes that i don't even know if i find funny anymore and like on top of that 12 00:00:48,110 --> 00:00:53,420 every moment i'm like being filmed and scrutinized and like If I say the wrong 13 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:57,740 thing on stage or do the wrong thing, who knows what would happen? And I 14 00:00:57,740 --> 00:01:02,380 thought this tour was going to be like me living, but it really just feels like 15 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:03,580 I'm survived. 16 00:01:04,700 --> 00:01:07,360 I need to rebrand because I'm breaking down. 17 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,400 I just can't do it anymore. 18 00:01:12,380 --> 00:01:13,980 So what are you saying? 19 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:17,360 He's saying he wants to cancel the rest of the tour. 20 00:01:21,710 --> 00:01:22,710 Yeah. 21 00:01:36,090 --> 00:01:37,090 Oh. 22 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:38,970 I'll be okay. 23 00:01:40,650 --> 00:01:42,650 Think about Lincoln. 24 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,550 Everything that he went through. 25 00:01:47,490 --> 00:01:48,710 Stay strong mentally. 26 00:01:49,690 --> 00:01:51,290 So we're going to get through this as a unit. 27 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,520 Honestly, I just don't even know what the stock is anymore. 28 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:57,000 Like, it feels half-baked if we're stopping now. 29 00:01:57,280 --> 00:02:00,580 Look, life isn't all about content. Everything is content, dog. 30 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,560 No, Gaeta, not everything is content. I'm not content. 31 00:02:05,220 --> 00:02:06,220 I'm not content. 32 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:12,200 How does Jack Harlow... How do those guys' followers go up like this? 33 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,740 Harrison is a thief of joy. 34 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,200 Okay, 158, Dave, let's go. We got to go. We got to get ready for this call. I 35 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,980 need the two minutes. No, because I need to connect to the Wi-Fi because there's 36 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:31,600 no signal out here, Dave. So we need to be prepared. They're going to call any 37 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,360 minute now. Let me gather my whole... I know you want to cancel your tour for 38 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:37,080 your mental health, and I'm here for you, okay? Bieber did it last year. It's 39 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,400 not that big of a deal. It's okay. I love you, all right? I'm doing this with 40 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,920 you. I know. I love you, too. I just feel so bad for all my fans that bought 41 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:45,740 tickets. You can't feel bad for the fans. They're going to get a full 42 00:02:45,740 --> 00:02:49,520 refund. Plus, your fans would rather have you happy and healthy. I would hope 43 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:50,279 so. And look. 44 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:51,500 And look, what did I say? 45 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,160 That's why I do what I do. You're buttoned up. 46 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,640 Yo, you got Mike and Dave. 47 00:02:56,980 --> 00:02:58,260 Both. Yeah, it's Keith. 48 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:02,700 Oh, Keith, the big dog. What do we owe this pleasure to you? 49 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:07,960 What's up? Yeah, shut the fuck up. What you idiots are proposing is outlandish. 50 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:08,960 Dave here. 51 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:12,480 So, look, I just want you to know that I really put a lot of thought into this 52 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,900 decision to cancel the tour. It's not one I took lightly. 53 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:19,100 I don't know if you watch CNN these days, but, like, The nation is so 54 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,240 divided right now. Pretty toxic. Yeah. 55 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:25,560 Again, shut the fuck up and listen to me. You have been a thorn in this 56 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,880 label's side since we signed you. Yeah. 57 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,360 Jail? That's a good song still. 58 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:31,840 The shit in Korea? 59 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:35,920 Let's just keep this conversation purely domestic if possible. If we start 60 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,880 talking international issues, we're just going to be talking throughout. Yeah, 61 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:43,180 it's dirty. You refused to promote your album with the VMAs. You did a song with 62 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:46,380 Gator? Fucking Gator? It's Gator. 63 00:03:46,750 --> 00:03:47,750 Yeah. 64 00:03:49,470 --> 00:03:50,470 Sorry, folks. 65 00:03:50,830 --> 00:03:52,270 Engine's being frisky, okay? 66 00:03:52,570 --> 00:03:56,370 Am I on speakerphone? Take me off. No. Sorry about that, Keith. 67 00:03:56,610 --> 00:03:58,730 Hold on. Let me talk to you outside, Keith. 68 00:03:59,350 --> 00:04:02,190 This is the most mismanaged operation I've ever seen. 69 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:08,410 You've recouped about 18 grand out of a $400,000 advance, leaving... $382,000. 70 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:11,870 Right. And you've breached contract more than enough times so you will be hearing 71 00:04:11,870 --> 00:04:12,829 from our lawyers. 72 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:14,210 Oh, you're going to get litigious? 73 00:04:14,490 --> 00:04:15,490 Yes. 74 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,510 Okay. 75 00:04:23,850 --> 00:04:24,850 That hurts. 76 00:04:25,730 --> 00:04:30,650 But, look, I understand that, like, the Lil Dicky thing hasn't really popped off 77 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:34,650 the way that we all would have imagined it would, but I have a whole plan to 78 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:36,150 rebrand. Mike, take me off. 79 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:38,339 Hey, Keith. 80 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:42,100 Yeah, okay. Look, let us come back with a plan to show you that this is way more 81 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:43,180 cost-efficient, okay? 82 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:47,500 I am going to take care of this. I can prove to you this is a well-run machine, 83 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:50,920 you know? Let me show you that we can get our shit together here. I promise 84 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,100 you, even if it seems bad now, it's not. 85 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:56,040 Oh, yeah! 86 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,440 What the fuck? 87 00:05:07,690 --> 00:05:08,690 What in the fuck? 88 00:05:09,090 --> 00:05:10,090 Cliff! 89 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:13,250 Cliff! Cliff! Get away from the bus! Dave, get away from the bus! 90 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:14,870 Dave! Dave, get over here! 91 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:16,530 Get him away from the bus! 92 00:05:17,270 --> 00:05:18,510 Oh, man, it was the rats! 93 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:22,130 The rats! The rats got in an undercarriage! What the fuck are you 94 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:24,090 talking about, bro? We're gonna fucking die! 95 00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:25,930 All my shit is on there, bro! 96 00:05:26,170 --> 00:05:31,150 You better ask somebody about me! My fucking laptop! My God, we are so lucky! 97 00:05:32,890 --> 00:05:34,390 How much does a fucking bus cost? 98 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:38,680 Why are you worried about that shit? We could have died. Like, fuck all this 99 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,140 little dicky fucking shit. 100 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:49,260 Man, this is some real bad boy shit right here. I'm about to get this on the 101 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:50,380 story. IG, look. 102 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:53,180 Fuck. I didn't know it was that. These are servers. 103 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,500 There's still no cell service out here. 104 00:06:13,780 --> 00:06:15,840 Damn, I fucking left my meds on the bus. 105 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:19,100 My Adderall was on that bus, too. I didn't take my Adderall today, so... 106 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,720 This is all y'all's fault. 107 00:06:20,980 --> 00:06:24,540 Y'all left the food that drove the rats to the food that caused the explosion. 108 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:29,320 Cliff, if you don't hurry the fuck up... Dita, we have to save that. Are we 109 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,540 really in that type of situation? 110 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,100 Yes. 111 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:35,160 I'm trying to cool down. It's hot as a motherfucker out here. 112 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:52,630 Who's Lil Dicky? 113 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:55,810 I don't know. 114 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,710 But R.I.P. Lil Dicky. 115 00:07:01,870 --> 00:07:02,870 Wait. 116 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,190 What? Whoa. 117 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:33,680 Oh, my God. 118 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,160 Oh, 119 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:37,440 I need to wash my hands. 120 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,760 Oh, finally, Wi-Fi. 121 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:43,500 You got the Wi-Fi? 122 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:49,380 I don't know how they just did all the fucking traveling and the wandering. 123 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:50,880 Hey, will you share the password, please? 124 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,540 I'll just share it with you, Mike. You need to get me water because I've never 125 00:07:53,540 --> 00:07:54,419 been more thirsty. 126 00:07:54,420 --> 00:07:55,640 Yo, what the fuck? 127 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:58,040 Wait, are you guys seeing this? 128 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:02,120 What? Drinks, can I get you guys? Just give us a minute, please. A minute. 129 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,100 What's going on? This shit ain't cool, man. 130 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,780 Is it another mass shooting? 131 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,340 Everyone thinks you're dead. 132 00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:13,280 Some what? Dead. I'm getting sorry for your lost texts. I'm getting calls. 133 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:17,160 I have 90 unanswered texts that are just like, yo, sorry, bro. I didn't know what 134 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:18,800 was going on, bro. Like, what the fuck? 135 00:08:20,140 --> 00:08:23,320 That's my sex doll, man. How many Instagram followers did you have this 136 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:24,320 morning? 137 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,280 Like, I don't keep track. 138 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:28,460 It's like 847,000 or something. 139 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:33,380 Oh, you've got 2.9 million now. No, I don't. 2.9 million? In, like, three 140 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,200 hours? Everybody thinks you're dead. 141 00:08:35,419 --> 00:08:37,280 It's the number one trending topic on Twitter, bro. 142 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,020 My mom has texted me, bro. I don't know what the fuck to do. Oh, my God. 143 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,660 Hashtag RIP Lil Dicky? Holy shit. This is exactly the... 144 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:48,070 Dory. Okay, I need the Wi-Fi right now. Someone give me the Wi-Fi. Yeah, I need 145 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:50,650 it. Dave, can I talk to you on the phone for a second? Yeah, give me a second. I 146 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:52,610 just want to... What are you... What are you doing? 147 00:08:53,970 --> 00:08:55,170 Real fast, outside. 148 00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:56,650 Real fast, outside. 149 00:08:57,010 --> 00:08:58,750 Give me my phone right now. Just one minute, please. 150 00:08:59,030 --> 00:09:00,370 Mike, you always... Hey, 151 00:09:02,350 --> 00:09:05,250 can I have my phone back so I can tweet to the world that I'm not dead, please? 152 00:09:05,270 --> 00:09:09,610 Yeah, yes. Yes, we can do that. We can do that. Thank you. Or we don't. 153 00:09:10,570 --> 00:09:11,570 We don't at all. 154 00:09:12,730 --> 00:09:16,160 What? Just for a short amount of time, a little period of time, we do nothing. I 155 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:17,820 don't understand. I'm not going to let people think I'm dead. 156 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:21,820 My mom thinks I'm dead. Give me the phone. I have to call my parents, man. 157 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,100 My mom thinks I'm dead. 158 00:09:23,340 --> 00:09:25,560 Listen. Listen to me for two seconds, please. 159 00:09:26,020 --> 00:09:27,800 Okay, just... Your streams are up. 160 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,019 Way up. 161 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:31,760 Give me my phone back. And I'm talking so way up that we could recoup the 162 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,500 label's losses, all of them, in one day. 163 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,500 One day? I did the math. One day. 164 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:37,320 This could fix our entire situation. 165 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:40,500 If we just play into this little misunderstanding just a little bit, you 166 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:43,900 know, and... We can't do that, man. L's. Why not? Think about L's. And he's got 167 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:46,260 pub on most of those songs. He produced almost the whole thing. 168 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,640 He's broke as shit. 169 00:09:48,340 --> 00:09:50,060 Trending right now. On Twitter. 170 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:52,060 Everywhere. That's crazy. 171 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,520 Or Gator. Gator streams through the roof. 172 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,700 It's absurd what's happening right now. Even Emma, the documentary. It's like, 173 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,680 think about the eyes. It's R.I.P. Lil Dicky. That's trending. That's my name, 174 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,260 okay? I'm going to deal with the fallout. It's already fucking trending, 175 00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,640 dude. The internet has it. It's gone. 176 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:05,960 It exists, Dave. 177 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:08,560 You know, and at some point you're going to come forward and go, hey, I'm not 178 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:09,560 dead, obviously. 179 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,860 It's going to be weird. No, because you didn't control the narrative in the 180 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:14,560 first place. You're just saying, hey, I'm not dead, you guys. 181 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:19,600 And what's the difference in doing that right now or tomorrow morning? It's 182 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:24,720 like... Man, you're playing with fire here doing this. Why? We didn't do 183 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:25,720 anything. 184 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,160 Let's do nothing. 185 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:29,640 I really wish I was on my Adderall right now. 186 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,540 It's the first time in ten years that I haven't been on my Adderall. 187 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:35,660 My brain is not able to fucking process this shit. There's a lot of money coming 188 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:38,980 in. Let me process it, okay? That's what I'm here to do. Do I even want more 189 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:41,640 attention? I mean, this is the same music that I just canceled my tour for 190 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:43,040 because I was so ashamed by it. 191 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,280 Why do I want more eyes on that? 192 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,840 I need to do a whole rebrand. 193 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:48,480 What's a better rebrand than coming back from the dead? 194 00:10:50,020 --> 00:10:51,020 This could be huge. 195 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:55,080 Massive. We just let it drag out a little bit longer. 196 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:56,400 Uh-huh. Yes. 197 00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:01,120 I don't even have to check Twitter. I don't even have to know about this. No. 198 00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:04,150 I don't know. 199 00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:12,410 Look, I've... I've got to tweet that I'm alive. I have to tweet that I'm alive. 200 00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:13,229 Give me my phone. 201 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:14,330 Hold on. Hold on. 202 00:11:15,230 --> 00:11:16,490 I've got to figure out what I'm going to tweet. 203 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,310 LeBron. 204 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,950 LeBron. LeBron follows me? LeBron, Ramon James follows you. 205 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:28,010 Oh, it's not the real LeBron? 206 00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:31,670 What? Yeah, no. His middle name is Ramon? Yeah, yeah, that's LeBron James. 207 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:32,850 Yeah. 208 00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:39,350 It's okay, buddy. 209 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:41,590 I know. I know. 210 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,670 I know. 211 00:11:44,930 --> 00:11:46,010 This is a big moment. 212 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:49,630 I know. 213 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:52,610 I worked so hard. You did. 214 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:55,650 And LeBron, Ramon, James recognize that. 215 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:57,310 Okay? 216 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,950 But think about this, Felix. I mean, who's next now? Drake? It's like... Oh, 217 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,010 man. Oh, my God. 218 00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:06,230 This is fucked up. 219 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:12,700 So, we're gonna... One night. One night. 220 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,900 Tomorrow morning, we're gonna say that the bus blew up, we had no service, we 221 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:18,420 were wandering around the desert. That's exactly what happened. We had no idea 222 00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:20,780 this was happening. Not an idea. By the time we arrived at service, we found 223 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:23,960 everything out. And the second we have to tell a lie, I'm out. I don't see any 224 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:24,960 lies. Do you? 225 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,940 No. No, good. Okay, we should get out of here. I'll get everybody. 226 00:12:29,300 --> 00:12:30,660 Because, you know, we gotta just move. 227 00:12:31,420 --> 00:12:32,540 We can't. We shouldn't be here? 228 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,760 Yeah, we should move. We should move. We should move. 229 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,720 Okay. We're alive, Dave! LeBron! 230 00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:38,980 Ramon James! 231 00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,420 What? 232 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:49,560 You guys, we gotta go. It's fine. 233 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,500 Please. It's all right. 234 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,720 Thank you. 235 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,480 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 236 00:13:13,990 --> 00:13:17,610 Mom! Oh, I'm so happy you picked up. Look, everything is fine. We're all 237 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,430 okay. I'm not dead. 238 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:22,850 There's nothing to be concerned about. Hang on a second. Your father just 239 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:25,190 dropped potatoes. I couldn't hear you. I just dropped one potato. 240 00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:28,630 Have you guys not been on your phone all day today? No, we're playing bridge all 241 00:13:28,630 --> 00:13:32,370 morning. What's going on? This is a very complicated situation, so just don't ask 242 00:13:32,370 --> 00:13:36,830 all your usual questions, but essentially the bus blew up. Oh, my God! 243 00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,370 What happened? I can't hear. 244 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:40,670 Everyone is okay. 245 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:45,100 But there's this, like, Internet rumor going around that I'm dead. 246 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,340 Who's dead? 247 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:50,180 What happened? Did somebody commit suicide? Look, I'm going to make things 248 00:13:50,180 --> 00:13:51,900 very simple. Listen to these instructions. 249 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:53,700 Don't go on your phone all day. 250 00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,020 Don't talk to anybody. 251 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:57,860 Just sit at home and do nothing. Can you please do that for me? 252 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,380 No. Wait. We're having dinner with the Mendelssohns tonight. 253 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,240 No. Cancel. You have to cancel. 254 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,360 It's hard to reschedule with the Mendelssohns. They live in Conshohocken. 255 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:08,470 What? We have to reschedule with the Mendelssohns? I don't care. There's like 256 00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:11,830 bigger things at stake. I will explain everything in more detail later. I have 257 00:14:11,830 --> 00:14:12,329 to go. 258 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:13,770 I love you both. Drive safe. See you soon. 259 00:14:14,210 --> 00:14:16,330 Love you both. Drive safe. See you soon. Okay, I love you. 260 00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:21,690 Mike, you call your dad, bro. 261 00:14:23,219 --> 00:14:27,320 Um, I just had the strangest phone call with my sister. This is so weird. This 262 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,520 whole thing is so weird. They sat as hell in my hood, too, man. But I told 263 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:31,600 them we good. You know why, LD? 264 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:35,740 Huh? Because we top 20 on Spotify, my guy. Okay, I told Allie the deal, and 265 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,940 she needs to hear everyone's voices. We're top 20? 266 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,140 Hello? Allie's on the phone. Oh, Allie. Oh, I forgot to. Hey. 267 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:45,420 We're okay. Good, Allie. We good, yo. Top 20 on Spotify, baby. 268 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,200 This is not important at all. I'm sorry. It's just not. We need cash. Does 269 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:57,999 anybody have cash? 270 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,020 If we're going to stay at a motel tonight, we can't use a credit card. 271 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,340 They're traceable. What's the issue if it's traceable? You said we're doing 272 00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,039 nothing wrong. 273 00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,140 We're not doing anything wrong. 274 00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:06,220 If traceability is an issue, we were just on the phone. 275 00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:08,480 That's two different things, two different systems. 276 00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:10,820 I think I see a pawn shop over there. 277 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,300 Pawn shop. 278 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,680 Does anybody have anything we can pawn? 279 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,080 I ain't got shit. 280 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,940 Come on, man. 281 00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:32,820 This is 282 00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:37,580 crazy, man. 283 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,220 Look who's catching up. 284 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:51,040 God, you sound like you're eating gravel. 285 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:52,580 It's so loud. 286 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:56,160 If I wasn't on Adderall, I would be like 5,000 pounds. I can't stop. 287 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,040 Oh, they put it out. Good for them. 288 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,439 That's smart. 289 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,440 Whoa. 290 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:08,920 Post Malone just dropped an I'm Drunk acoustic remix. 291 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:11,580 No, he didn't. Yeah, he did. 292 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:13,920 That fucking tattooed rat. 293 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:17,360 I literally DM'd him the second I made that song because I knew he'd be a 294 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,840 perfect fit for it, and he didn't even respond. 295 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,480 Get that shit taken down. 296 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,760 How'd the label take it down? No, Dave, this could be huge. Trying to ride my 297 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,699 fucking death? 298 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,820 Oh, think about this for a second. I know I said tomorrow, but it's a down 299 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,500 week on Billboard. Nothing new dropped. 300 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:35,620 Okay. I'm saying it's Monday night. It's almost Tuesday. Billboard stops counting 301 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:36,620 streams on Thursday. 302 00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:44,140 Are you telling me that there's a legitimate shot at a number one here? 303 00:16:45,460 --> 00:16:47,680 I'm telling you that I've been running the numbers all day long. 304 00:16:48,229 --> 00:16:53,350 and Penis has an album, and I'm drunk as a single, have a very good chance of 305 00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:56,770 being the number one album and the number one single in the country at the 306 00:16:56,770 --> 00:16:57,770 same time. 307 00:16:59,990 --> 00:17:02,610 I've told you that the only way I'm going to be satisfied in life is if I 308 00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:03,830 have a number one on Billboard, I know. 309 00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:06,609 I know it's a really dumb way to live your life, but I... No, you want to be 310 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,770 acknowledged at a given point in time by the industry as the best, and you'll 311 00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,690 have achieved your dream and be free. 312 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:15,550 I say this all the time. A lot, yeah, but I'm listening. 313 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,680 So what does that mean? Two more days and then we get number ones? 314 00:17:22,119 --> 00:17:23,119 Look at me. 315 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,060 But that's lying. 316 00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:29,300 What's lying? That's lying. If we don't come out, you said we agreed on tomorrow 317 00:17:29,300 --> 00:17:31,640 morning. There is no lie to be told. You didn't say anything. You didn't do 318 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:34,580 anything. Gabe, you're not on social media. You're off the grid. 319 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:35,840 You're off the grid. 320 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:39,280 I'm never getting off my phone. This is the most interesting content in the 321 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,300 world. Everyone's talking about me. You're gone. 322 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,980 You want to be number one? You're gone. 323 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,960 I gotta find a way to get more radio play, like right now. 324 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,920 I'm gonna go get food. Stay here. Don't move. I'm serious. Please. I gotta sit 325 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,180 here like Anne Frank all night? 326 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,960 You know, you kind of look like her when you shave. Oh, my God! 327 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:56,259 What? What happened? 328 00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,259 Drake. 329 00:17:57,260 --> 00:17:58,660 Drake liked my last tweet. 330 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:00,220 He knows who I am. 331 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:01,780 I have to dance. No! 332 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,620 I have to respond. Don't do that, Dave. I'm getting LeBron. 333 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,320 Do you want your dreams to come true? I have to DM these men. 334 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,700 Do you want your dreams to come true? 335 00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,960 Good. Then you got to be patient, Dave. You said you want to rebrand. What 336 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:14,760 better time to think about a rebrand than right now in this room by yourself? 337 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,400 Let me do my thing. You do your thing. And then the whole world is going to be 338 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,780 watching when you decide to reveal finally who the real Lil Dicky is. 339 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:25,860 Uh-huh. 340 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,620 Okay. I'm on it. 341 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,020 Good fucking shit, Mike. 342 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:12,240 Is this Keith? 343 00:19:12,740 --> 00:19:14,020 Keith, it's Jim Marrera. 344 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:20,540 I'm an attorney. I represent David Byrd and Mike Sperry. Yes, I know it's been a 345 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:23,140 long day over here. You can imagine how we feel, you know. 346 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:26,760 Yeah, well, crazy thing. Mike told me about a conversation you guys had 347 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:28,620 earlier, prior, before. 348 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:33,380 Yeah, no, I know. I can't imagine the guilt you're feeling. 349 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,140 Everyone over there, really. 350 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:38,960 Yeah, no, no, we're praying. I'm praying. I'm praying myself that they're 351 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,840 missing, but the likelihood is high that they were. 352 00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:47,770 incinerated uh-huh well i'm curious to know is the label going to be supporting 353 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:53,490 dave's album posthumously uh-huh the boys said yo there was something about 354 00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:59,770 radio maybe did they get radio play and um yeah well they never really felt 355 00:19:59,770 --> 00:20:06,250 supported most of the time keith let me let me call you right back keith 356 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:14,710 You left these. 357 00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:18,570 Thank you. 358 00:20:19,790 --> 00:20:22,410 They seemed expensive. I didn't want you to lose them. 359 00:20:23,730 --> 00:20:24,730 Thanks. 360 00:20:27,290 --> 00:20:31,850 L.D., what's that stand for? 361 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:36,310 Landon Donovan. 362 00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:40,830 Landon Donovan is an American soccer player of the U.S. men's team. 363 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:45,590 U.S.A. 364 00:20:45,970 --> 00:20:47,210 U.S.A. 365 00:21:04,490 --> 00:21:07,510 This is all making me feel crazy. 366 00:21:08,230 --> 00:21:09,530 Here's one you can weigh in on. 367 00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:13,780 MGK, who I've never even met, mind you, so I have no idea why he's posting about 368 00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:18,320 me in the first place, wrote, I'm so sorry about what happened in Germany. 369 00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:21,500 What is this guy talking about? I've never even been to Germany. 370 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,720 Is he just, like, apologizing in general for the Holocaust? 371 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,460 That's all he wrote? 372 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,160 Yeah. 373 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:31,900 Strange. Yeah. 374 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:35,320 LeBron is listening. 375 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:37,080 What is this? 376 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,960 Yeah. Very important. Got to keep this top of mind. LeBron is listening. We got 377 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:41,960 to remember that. 378 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,120 Who is LeBron? 379 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:46,460 Is he a Nazi? No, no. Anne, you are safe here. 380 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,520 LeBron is actually the opposite of a Nazi. He's a crusader for justice on and 381 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,800 off the court. He's got, like, schools and really carries himself well. 382 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:56,940 He followed me today, so it's pretty cool. 383 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,260 He's tracking you? 384 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:04,340 No, no, no, no. Following, uh, hmm, how do I explain the Internet to Anne Frank? 385 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:12,320 in life can be obtained, like, through this box. 386 00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:19,000 And through this box, you can communicate with everybody on Earth, 387 00:22:19,180 --> 00:22:20,180 pretty much. 388 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,460 You know, then I was having some... LeBron could unfollow me at any moment, 389 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,060 which is, like, a really troubling reality. 390 00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:32,140 And that's something that I need to, like, keep in mind as well, because I 391 00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:34,440 really gotta figure out how I'm gonna get out of this whole thing. 392 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,540 Get out of... 393 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:40,160 this this entire situation are you kidding i was worried about scrutiny 394 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:44,240 before what about now i've like opened up such a i mean what am i gonna do like 395 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,560 go to a park and be like i'm alive and hope that goes over well like i don't 396 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:53,940 think i even properly contemplated my exit strategy you know it's like what 397 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:58,660 are they gonna people are gonna eat me alive potentially or not uh but you know 398 00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,460 my life could end at any moment 399 00:23:02,930 --> 00:23:08,270 What I mean by that is not, like, end my life in the way that you were clipped. I 400 00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:14,390 mean, like, today in America, they can kill you while you're alive, which, in 401 00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:15,990 my opinion, is worse than being dead. 402 00:23:16,370 --> 00:23:18,550 Although I can't speak to, I don't know how you were killed. 403 00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:24,090 How did you die? Was it like a... In a camp. In a camp, so it was like a slow 404 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:27,610 death. I kind of always imagine, like, people running up and, like, Osama bin 405 00:23:27,610 --> 00:23:30,730 Laden style, just like... Uh, but... 406 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,660 Yeah, cancel culture is a total nightmare. 407 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,860 Yeah, you make coffee in that. 408 00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:38,340 Coffee. 409 00:23:38,660 --> 00:23:40,260 Coffee? No, it's good. 410 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:44,040 I don't know if you guys even had stimulants, but... Did you have Adderall 411 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:44,799 back then? 412 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,920 I'm not on my Adderall. 413 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:50,680 And it's... I don't know if that's why this is happening. 414 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Oh, my God, they just added six of my songs to Rap Caviar. That's 14 million 415 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000 new listeners. 416 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,800 Is that what you want? 417 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,800 Listeners? Yeah. 418 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:05,760 How many listeners is enough? 419 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:12,800 Uh, that's a big question, Anne, but I don't know. You can really never have 420 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,800 too many. 421 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,740 But the more listeners you have, the more scrutiny, right? 422 00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:21,220 And scrutiny leads to feeling like everything could just end, you said, 423 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:22,360 right? 424 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,640 Very good memory, Miss Frank. 425 00:24:25,780 --> 00:24:27,240 It was ten seconds ago. 426 00:24:28,220 --> 00:24:29,220 True. 427 00:24:29,540 --> 00:24:30,540 What is this? 428 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,660 Your shirt? 429 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,300 Whip? Oh. What is this? 430 00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:35,780 Whip, yeah, whip. 431 00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:37,760 Whip? It's like a contemporary dance. 432 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,420 It's actually not even that contemporary. It's pretty old at this 433 00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:45,700 point. But it's like I normally have to, like, stand to do it well. But, hey, how 434 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:47,720 did you deal with all the scrutiny as far as your diary? 435 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,480 You know of my diary? 436 00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,660 Oh, my God, yeah. Everyone knows of your diary. 437 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:58,330 Everyone? Yeah, I mean, I don't know if every single... I mean, it's one of the 438 00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:59,670 most popular books of all time. 439 00:25:00,970 --> 00:25:02,610 How... How did it happen? 440 00:25:02,990 --> 00:25:05,630 How did it happen? Like, I don't understand the question. Like, how did 441 00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:06,549 it get published? 442 00:25:06,550 --> 00:25:08,510 Uh, I can... I'll use the box. 443 00:25:08,990 --> 00:25:10,390 This is the advantage of the box. 444 00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:14,370 Okay, it says here that your diary was published by your father. 445 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,480 Ann, nobody came out of the Holocaust looking better than you. 446 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:25,160 No, Ann, you came across really well in the diary. You got nothing to be 447 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,240 concerned about. Everyone loves the diary. You're like a treasure of the 448 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,240 Holocaust. 449 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,760 No, Ann, no, you're safe. You're safe here. Where are you going? 450 00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,540 Hey, uh, we gotta go. 451 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:41,600 Elsa's over it. I almost keyed a man in the face, and Gaeta's ramping up real 452 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,360 bad. Leave now. Yeah, we gotta go. We should go. I bought a van, by the way, 453 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:47,340 so I'll meet you out front with it. We need to keep control of the narrative. 454 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:48,739 The narrative. 455 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:49,760 Here, meet me out front. 456 00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:35,640 Being back in L.A., honestly, is just the right move for the next phase of 457 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,559 this. 458 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:39,700 It's a full media operation at this point. Yeah, we got to come out of it 459 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:43,460 right. I mean, your audience has gotten way, way bigger. 460 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,500 Yeah. 461 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:49,680 Oh, that's my phone. 462 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:52,440 Can you grab that? I don't want to. Yeah. 463 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,400 What was it? 464 00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,920 Your brother. 465 00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:02,310 Oh, put it down. I'll hit him later. 466 00:27:02,990 --> 00:27:07,210 Okay. I read it about your dad. 467 00:27:08,850 --> 00:27:11,570 Yeah, our dad has Alzheimer's. 468 00:27:12,410 --> 00:27:14,510 It's like a recent development. 469 00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:20,010 I am so sorry, Mike. It's totally cool. My brother's been taking care of him, 470 00:27:20,050 --> 00:27:24,390 and the deal was that I'd take him to L.A., put him in one of those, you know, 471 00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:28,750 it's just a living home. The tour's done, and the tour's done. 472 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,620 On one hand, he's never going to remember being an emotionally abusive 473 00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:38,280 asshole, but he's also never going to forget to call me a failure when he sees 474 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,460 my face, that's for sure. 475 00:27:40,120 --> 00:27:43,540 Hey, you've managed the hell out of this situation, Mike. 476 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,260 I'm serious. Oh, Dave, come on, man. It's fine. It's totally good. 477 00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,540 Honestly, I don't even want to think about it because that's why I did this. 478 00:27:50,620 --> 00:27:54,780 I took this tour because I just... I wanted to be with you and get that... 479 00:27:54,780 --> 00:27:58,160 We're not going to let my dad rain on this parade. 480 00:27:58,650 --> 00:28:00,570 I mean, look at what we're about to pull off. 481 00:28:01,050 --> 00:28:05,790 Yeah. The number one song in the country and the number one album in the country. 482 00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:09,230 It's fucking crazy. You just got to lay low for two more days. 48 hours. 483 00:28:09,430 --> 00:28:15,510 Please, lay low. No one's going to see me. And then everything that you've ever 484 00:28:15,510 --> 00:28:16,910 wanted. That's crazy. 485 00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:18,109 You called it. 486 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:20,550 Do you remember that? Do you remember that email that you sent me before you 487 00:28:20,550 --> 00:28:24,810 uploaded your first video at Destiny Manifesto? Oh, my God. I forgot all 488 00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:25,810 about that. 489 00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:27,470 Read it to me. 490 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:31,020 You want me to pull it up? Right now, do it. 491 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,080 All right, fuck it. 492 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:37,260 Lil Dicky isn't just my rap name. 493 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,160 It's my actual destiny. 494 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:41,260 That's so stupid. 495 00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:47,200 I'm taking my biggest insecurity, parentheses my penis, and turning it 496 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,200 into my biggest superpower. 497 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,340 I'm sick of seeing people pretend to be one thing even when they're not. 498 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:56,240 That's not Lil Dicky, and I will never change who I am. 499 00:28:56,970 --> 00:28:58,170 Just to be successful. 500 00:28:59,170 --> 00:29:00,190 Just keep going. 501 00:29:02,350 --> 00:29:05,630 I'm doing this for everyone out there who believes they can do something. 502 00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:06,970 The right way. 503 00:29:07,610 --> 00:29:10,050 I will always hold up my end of the bargain. 504 00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:12,530 I will never take shortcuts. 505 00:29:15,850 --> 00:29:18,030 I will never sell my soul. 506 00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:25,510 I don't care how long it takes or how hard it gets. 507 00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:26,980 I will not stop. 508 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:28,900 Because that is my responsibility. 509 00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:33,380 And whatever happens, I can accept that. Because that is my destiny. 510 00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:37,380 Today is the day that I am reborn. 511 00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:41,760 And Lil Dicky will live forever. 512 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,980 I don't want to get a number one like this. 513 00:30:18,450 --> 00:30:19,630 Yo. Are you? 514 00:30:20,510 --> 00:30:21,510 Are you Lil Dicky? 515 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:23,250 Yeah. 516 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:24,530 Aren't you supposed to be dead? 517 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:26,590 Yeah, I'm not. 518 00:30:26,770 --> 00:30:28,790 Whoa. Can I get a picture? Yeah. 519 00:30:29,250 --> 00:30:30,250 Yo, 520 00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:32,630 it's Lil Dicky, bro. 521 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:34,030 He's alive? 522 00:30:34,110 --> 00:30:35,110 He's alive.