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Oh, Doug!

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Doug Henning! 30 seconds to curtain,
Doug!

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I'm rehearsing, Scooter. Come on over
and watch.

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Oh, great!

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I love magic!

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Wonderful, because this is a very
beautiful illusion with my bare hands

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very beautiful seashells. Some sleight
of hand.

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The poetry of magic.

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Your magic feats are amazing.

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Well, I thank you, and my magic feats
thank you.

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Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Doug Finney.

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Omega's watching again.

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It's time to get things started.

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Goodbye.

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Thank you, thank you. Hi -ho and welcome
again to the Muppet Show. And folks,

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are you going to be amazed and astounded
tonight?

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Because our very special guest star is
that master magician, Mr. Doug Henning.

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Whoa. Right. But first, but first, for
this very special evening, we have a

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special lady.

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It is my pleasure to appear with our own
adorable Miss Piggy, the gifted and

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glamorous, beguiling, sensuous, and
sensational star of the Muppet Show.

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Good.

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So welcome, if you will, the most
beautiful pig in the world.

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She wrote that.

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I'd like the frog to do. What's that?

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Make us disappear.

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Okay, rabbit. Ha -ha, here we go.

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Nothing here, nothing here, and nothing
here.

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Ah! All right. Now I'm going to pull a
rabbit out of this hat.

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One, two, three, presto!

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Shalom.

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Ozzy, that's not a rabbit. That's a
rabbi.

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You're both expecting the Pope, maybe?

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Sit down, please. Sit down, sir.

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We'll try it again, okay? A rabbit out
of a hat. One, two, three, presto!

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I mean, that's not a rabbit. That's a
robot.

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You are expecting R2 -D2, maybe?

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Excuse me, Robin.

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Hey, hey, where's the rabbit?

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He's asleep.

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Well, wake him up. This is big time.

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You shouldn't have tapped the hat.

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saying it's magic a few minutes ago, we
used a whole lot of electronic trickery.

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You will see none of that in the next
few minutes because here is the real

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of Mr. Doug Henson.

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Have you ever seen anything put together
worse than that? Yeah, my first wife.

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Okay,

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now, here is the terrific trick. Notice
the egg and the handkerchief.

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And now I say, hocus pocus, egg is gone.

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Thank you. Thank you. Wow.

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You made the egg disappear. Now that's
what I call real magic.

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It's under his hat.

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It's where?

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Under his hat.

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It

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was

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only a trick.

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Will you guys stop blowing my hat,
please?

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He's not here.

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Huh, maybe he made himself disappear.

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Oh, look at the magic stuff.

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Oh, I wonder if there's any magic in
here.

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Leave me some magic to get me through
the day.

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Wonders that... Cast a spell I can't
disobey If

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it's all an illusion I'm filled with
confusion

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So leave me some magic Don't take the

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magic away Leave

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me some magic

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As much as you can spare And if people
laugh at

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me I guess I don't care To believe sets
me free

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more Isn't that what I'm here for?

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So leave me some magic Don't take the

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magic

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Don't take the magic away.

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I

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once

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again for Veterinarians Hospital.

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The continuing story of a quack.

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Who's wrong to the dog? We've got to get
down to business, Nurse Piggy. I'm

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running out of patients.

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That's what you think, Dr. Bob.

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Holy guacamole.

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What have we here?

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And so we come to the end of the
beginning of another Veterinarian's

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Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr.

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Bob say... This has been a hair...

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my guest hi on the farm every

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friday on the farm it's rabbit pie day
so every friday that

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ever comes along i get up early and sing
this little song oh run rabbit run

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rabbit run run

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Fine, fine, fine

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Robin, I have some magic that will
really make you feel better.

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Hmm, I doubt it.

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You do?

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Yeah. Fozzie's been doing some magic
tricks for me, and they're really dumb.

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Well, you know, Robin, Fozzie hasn't
really practiced and studied the art of

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magic. But you know, Robin, there is
real magic inside of each one of us.

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magic that we all have that allows us to
fulfill our dreams and turn them into

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reality. And all you have to do, Robin,
is believe in your own magic.

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And then... Nothing is impossible.

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Really? Yeah, it's true. Look, I'm going
to show you some magic now that's just

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like you.

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You mean it's green?

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No, it's small.

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Your turn.

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There's a change in the weather. There's
a change in the sea.

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So from now on, there'll be a change in
me.

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My walk will be different. My talk and
my name.

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Nothing about me is going to be the
same.

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I'm going to change my way of living.

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So we keep changing our minds.

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Well, listen, give me a call if you find
out who you are.

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Clement, Clement, Clement, would you
please introduce my act next?

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Will you please leave me alone, please?

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Oh, he's kind of nervous, isn't he?

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Yeah, well, give him a break. He's been
dodging rabbits all day.

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And now we present, despite heart
-rending appeals from the magician's

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I will perform the famous Indian rope
trick. But I must have absolute silence

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for this to work.

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Hey,

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who's

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that kid up there?

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What's he doing?

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He's hauling on some kind of rope.

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Hey, be careful!

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What?

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Yeah

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Thank you.

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Oh, look, you're good.

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We've seen a lot of fantastic magic
tonight, but before we make our final

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disappearing act, let us bring back the
incredible Mr.

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Doug Henning. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Kermit, I've just had a wonderful time
tonight.

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Oh, good. Hey, let's bring out your own
magician, the incredible Fozzie Bear.

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I'm really sorry about all this. Oh,
that's okay. I love rabbits, too. You

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rabbits, too?

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That's all, folks.