1 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,140 Hi, I'm Brian Henson. 2 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:13,040 This episode of The Muppet Show you're about to see stars Mark Hamill and C 3 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,240 and R2 -D2. 4 00:00:14,860 --> 00:00:18,220 Excuse me, Martin Luke, but what is this strange world we've come to? 5 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:19,760 Beats me, 3PO. 6 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:24,620 Seems we've landed on some sort of comedy variety show planet. 7 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:29,140 In this episode, they kidnap the pigs in Spaceship, the swine track. They land 8 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:32,800 on a planet, Coosbane, and even do battle with a mysterious villain who 9 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,280 himself Dirtnader. 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,480 Dirk Major. 11 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:44,640 Who? Who looks a lot like the great Gonzo. The world will never know. 12 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:50,840 Frank Oz, who is the performer of Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Animal, and a lot of 13 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:54,720 other characters, performed Yoda in three of the Star Wars films. 14 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:59,700 For Star Wars fans and Muppet fans, here's The Muppet Show starring Mark 15 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,460 R2 -D2, and C -3PO. 16 00:01:05,420 --> 00:01:06,560 Angus McGonagall. 17 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,040 Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. McGonagall. 18 00:01:09,260 --> 00:01:12,860 Yes, sirree, Scooter, little buddy. I'm raring to guess. 19 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,300 Whoa, look. 20 00:01:23,380 --> 00:01:25,480 It's Luke Skywalker in C -3PO. 21 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:27,960 And R2 -D2 from Star Wars. 22 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,600 Oh, they'd make much better guests than Mr. McGonagall. You're going to have to 23 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,360 leave. Sorry. Come on, let's go. 24 00:01:34,630 --> 00:01:37,970 Excuse me, Master Luke, but what is this strange world we've come to? 25 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:39,550 Beats me, Threepio. 26 00:01:40,070 --> 00:01:44,410 Seems we've landed on some sort of comedy variety show planet. 27 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:52,450 It's the Muffin Show with our very special guest stars, the stars of Star 28 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,600 It's time to get things started. Why don't you get things started? 29 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,240 You're looking a little sheepish. 30 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:23,580 It's time to get things started. I'm the most sensational, inspirational, 31 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,360 celebrational, palpitational. 32 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,420 Muppet Show and a very special show we have for you tonight. 33 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:50,480 Because, until about two minutes ago, our guest star was scheduled to be Angus 34 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:54,260 McGonagall, the Argyle Gargoyle, but we have cancelled him. 35 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:56,340 This is an outrage. 36 00:02:56,860 --> 00:02:58,440 I demand my spot. 37 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:03,220 Well, listen, I don't even know what an Argyle Gargoyle does. 38 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,720 I gargle Gershwin. 39 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,360 The Argyle... gargoyle gargles Gershwin? 40 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:11,820 Gorgeously! 41 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,840 Will you get off the stage? 42 00:03:14,380 --> 00:03:15,380 Off, off, off! 43 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:21,280 Now that Angus has been cancelled because, believe it or not, with us 44 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:25,740 are none other than the stars of Star Wars featuring special guest Mark 45 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:30,760 But first, in keeping with the mood of the show, let us go where sheep may 46 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,440 safely graze, shall we? 47 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:42,960 Ding -dong. 48 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:44,460 Ding -dong. 49 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:46,340 Ding. 50 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:48,320 Dong. 51 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:50,380 Ding. 52 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:52,400 Ram -a -lam. 53 00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:53,519 Ding -dong. 54 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,300 Ram -a -lam. Ding -ding -dong. 55 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:59,320 Ram -a -lam -a -lam -a -ding -dong. Ram -a -lam -a -lam -a -lam -a -ding. 56 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:02,500 Ram -a -lam -a -lam -a -lam -a -ding -dong. Ram -a -lam. 57 00:04:20,079 --> 00:04:26,840 She's everything to me And I will set her free Cause 58 00:04:26,840 --> 00:04:33,700 she is mine, all mine I've got a 59 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:38,580 girl named She is kind to me 60 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:45,500 You won't believe That she is mine, all mine 61 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:49,720 Bob Bob Bob Bob 62 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,400 And incidentally, why are you fellas here? 63 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:11,160 We are searching for Chewbacca. Oh, Chewbacca the Wookiee? Correct. 64 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,380 As Artem rightly says, he's been kidnapped. 65 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:18,640 Kidnapped? Well, why are you looking around here? 66 00:06:18,940 --> 00:06:22,060 We received this hyperspace telegram from him. What? 67 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:29,700 To Luke Skywalker, C -3PO on R2 -D2, help, I am being held prisoner by a 68 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,020 of weird turkeys. 69 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:33,220 It does rather sound like your show. 70 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,660 Yeah, it does. 71 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:40,700 Remember all the... 72 00:06:41,220 --> 00:06:42,199 Officer's upstairs. 73 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:43,300 3BO, you cover that exit. 74 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,100 What shall I cover it in? 75 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:46,460 Down with the Empire! 76 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,400 What was that? 77 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,300 That was my master, Luke Skywalker. 78 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:59,060 I'll try to calm him down. But you know how strangely excitable these humans 79 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,060 are? 80 00:07:00,340 --> 00:07:01,580 You're a strange resource. 81 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,220 And now a Muppet News Flash. 82 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:10,680 Here are the results of today's national sheepdog trials. 83 00:07:11,180 --> 00:07:14,200 All the sheepdogs have been found not guilty. 84 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:27,340 I'm practicing for my big number in the second part of the show. 85 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,000 I hope they love it. 86 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:35,760 Everybody's a critic. 87 00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:41,820 Oh, hey, did you guys find Chewbacca? 88 00:07:42,340 --> 00:07:44,320 Not yet, but he's got to be around here somewhere. 89 00:07:44,740 --> 00:07:47,640 Oh, well, you know, as long as the three of you are here, how about you go out 90 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,140 on stage and do a song for us? 91 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:51,780 What? You must be joking. 92 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:57,120 Well, look, your little garbage can friend wants to. 93 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,400 Oh, stop it, Arthur. 94 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,100 Don't be so vulgar. 95 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:03,540 You're not a song and dance droid. 96 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,280 Oh, come along. 97 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:06,610 Our job is to find the wookie. 98 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:11,290 Listen, pal, we're on a mission. There's no way we're going to be involved in 99 00:08:11,290 --> 00:08:12,930 any third -rate variety show. 100 00:08:14,830 --> 00:08:16,130 Second -rate variety show. 101 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:18,490 Hey, come here. Hold it, hold it. 102 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:20,410 You're my camel. 103 00:08:21,990 --> 00:08:22,990 Yes. 104 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,310 Huh? No, no, no. 105 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,209 He's my cousin. 106 00:08:26,210 --> 00:08:26,789 That's it. 107 00:08:26,790 --> 00:08:28,190 He's my cousin, and he's right outside. 108 00:08:28,810 --> 00:08:31,290 Oh, go get him. Hurry. Hurry. I want to see him. 109 00:08:31,770 --> 00:08:33,169 Run. Oh, boy, oh, boy. 110 00:08:42,169 --> 00:08:43,009 Hiya, Bobby. 111 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:47,270 Oh, wow. Hey, you know what? You could be a guest on this very show, right, 112 00:08:47,330 --> 00:08:49,010 Kermit? Oh, well, maybe. 113 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,250 What do you do, Mark? 114 00:08:50,490 --> 00:08:53,190 Oh, well, you know, I've been known to do impressions. 115 00:08:53,570 --> 00:08:54,570 Hey! 116 00:08:55,430 --> 00:08:56,770 Who do you do? 117 00:08:58,530 --> 00:09:00,290 Oh, well, I just love impressions. 118 00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:03,390 Ah! Oh, I just love doing them. Ah! 119 00:09:05,770 --> 00:09:06,770 Who do you do? 120 00:09:07,390 --> 00:09:09,510 Maybe I just better sing. 121 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:11,150 Oh, boy, yeah, yeah, yeah. 122 00:09:14,310 --> 00:09:20,910 Give my love for only you can end this 123 00:09:20,910 --> 00:09:23,170 yearning. Okay. 124 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:28,450 Well, Mark, actually, we have enough singers on the show. 125 00:09:28,690 --> 00:09:29,690 Yeah, yeah. 126 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:30,850 I know. 127 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,590 How about a dancing comedian? 128 00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:34,230 Hit it, Fozzie. Yes, sir. 129 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,760 just to cross the toad with a saxophone? 130 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,200 He got a frog horn! 131 00:09:50,740 --> 00:09:54,340 He looks sort of green. 132 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:58,720 Well, uh, I don't know exactly how to put this, Mark, but, uh, what else do 133 00:09:58,720 --> 00:09:59,720 do? 134 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,020 I gargle Gershwin. 135 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:06,920 Mark, I know exactly how to put this. Get out! Out of the theater! We don't 136 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,100 you! Thank you very much! And don't call us! We'll call you! 137 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,860 I didn't get his autograph. 138 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:17,510 Unless you want to go through life as a rug. 139 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:23,670 Oh, boy. 140 00:10:24,370 --> 00:10:25,890 Isn't that Luke Skywalker terrific? 141 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:30,670 Oh, this stage is empty. 142 00:10:30,910 --> 00:10:32,350 My chance at last. 143 00:10:32,630 --> 00:10:33,630 Hit it, boys. 144 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,670 Hey, 145 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:20,470 down in the meadow in the little bitty pool swam three little fishies and the 146 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,470 mama fishie too. 147 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,890 Swim, said the mama fishie. Swim if you can. 148 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,150 And they swam and... 149 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:50,620 Fishes didn't want to be bossed, so three little fishes went off on a spree 150 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:53,100 they swam and they swam right out to sea. 151 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:19,950 All of a sudden, they met a shark. 152 00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:29,430 All of a sudden, 153 00:12:29,630 --> 00:12:30,930 they saw a shark. 154 00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:38,130 Cried the little fishies. 155 00:12:38,810 --> 00:12:43,410 As quick as they could, they turned on their tails. And back to the pool in the 156 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:47,050 middle they swam. And they swam and they swam back over the dam. 157 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:17,280 Our own scooter has prepared an act for us. He can't play very well, but he's 158 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,480 worked really hard on this. 159 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:22,510 And after listening to Mark and Angus Gershwin gargling, anything should sound 160 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,510 good. 161 00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:27,230 Anyhow, so let's give a big welcome to Scooter singing Six String Orchestra. 162 00:13:27,470 --> 00:13:27,930 The 163 00:13:27,930 --> 00:13:36,650 very 164 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:43,370 day I purchased it, I christened my guitar as my monophonic symphony, 165 00:13:43,450 --> 00:13:45,110 Six String Orchestra. 166 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:50,480 In my room I practice late, they leave me alone. 167 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:55,940 My mother said you're nothing yet to make the folks right home. 168 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:02,240 And so I dream a bass will join me and fill the bottom in. 169 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:07,460 And maybe now some lead guitar so it would not sound so thin. 170 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:14,380 I need some drums to set the beat and help me keep in time. And way back 171 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:15,500 in the distance. 172 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,190 A horn would sound so fine. 173 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:24,630 And we'd all play together like fine musicians should. 174 00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:30,110 And it would sound like music, and the music would sound good. 175 00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:34,930 But in real life, I'm stuck with that same old formula. 176 00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:39,950 Be at my monophonic symphony. Sick drink. 177 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:53,420 I'm taking guitar lessons, but my teacher just took leave. 178 00:14:53,720 --> 00:15:00,580 It was something about a breakdown or needing a reprieve. I know I'll find 179 00:15:00,580 --> 00:15:07,520 my future, so I will persevere and hold on to my dream of making music 180 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,840 to their ear. 181 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:15,180 And so I'll dream a bass will join me and fill the bottom end. 182 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:22,550 And maybe now some lead guitar so it would not sound so thin. I need some 183 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,570 to set the beat and help me keep in time. 184 00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:30,870 And way back in the distance, some horns would sound so fine. 185 00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:41,710 And we'd all play together like fine musicians should. And it would 186 00:15:41,710 --> 00:15:42,870 sound like music. 187 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:45,450 And the music would sound good. 188 00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:48,030 But in real life, I'm stuck. 189 00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:50,710 Dancing on your love. 190 00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:53,870 With my monophonic symphony. 191 00:15:55,190 --> 00:15:56,190 Okay, 192 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:00,130 brah. 193 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,750 Someday I'm going to be a star. 194 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:18,340 Let's see. Next we have... Uncle Kermit! Uncle Kermit! Just one second, Robin. 195 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:21,840 One thing at a time. That's how I'm able to put on this show without falling 196 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,840 into a panic. 197 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:25,740 Next we have... Pigs in Space! 198 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,280 Pigs in Space next, please. 199 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:28,880 Now, what was it? 200 00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:33,720 Well, I was trying to tell you the Star Wars people have hijacked the swine 201 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,720 track. 202 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:36,900 They've hijacked the swine track? 203 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:38,180 Well, 204 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,800 at least they didn't panic. 205 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,580 And now, Pigs in Space! 206 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,820 The last time we saw the spaceship Swine Trek, we hoped it would be the last 207 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,480 time. But it's back. 208 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,420 3PO, activate the navicomputer. 209 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,700 I'm not awfully keen on this spaceship, Master Luke. It's so messy. 210 00:17:12,129 --> 00:17:13,770 cakes, half -eaten sandwiches. 211 00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:16,089 Will you stop? You don't hear R2 complaining, do you? 212 00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:17,930 Yes, 213 00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:20,410 I do. He just said it's like a pig die. 214 00:17:22,530 --> 00:17:24,150 Hey, what's going on here? 215 00:17:24,609 --> 00:17:28,010 I'm Captain Link Hogthrob and this is my spaceship. 216 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:29,670 That explains everything. 217 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:32,270 Why don't you let me explain? 218 00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,490 I'm Luke Skywalker. 219 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:36,190 My friends and I have just borrowed your spaceship so we can rescue our friend 220 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:37,190 Chewbacca the Wookie. 221 00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:42,410 It's Luke Skywalker. Skywalker. 222 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,870 One of the heavenly bodies. 223 00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:46,390 I'll change. 224 00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:49,370 Now, is there anything else you'd like to know? 225 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:52,670 Yes, I have one very important question I'd like to ask you. 226 00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:53,829 What's that? 227 00:17:53,830 --> 00:17:55,790 Who's your tailor? I love that outfit. 228 00:17:58,570 --> 00:18:00,970 Link! Link, what's happening? 229 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:04,090 I'll explain later. Right now I'm talking to Luke. 230 00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,550 Luke? Now, perhaps if I give you my measurements. 231 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:16,300 MC3PO. And that is R2 -D2. 232 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,559 I'm Dr. 233 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,560 Strange Pork. 234 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,400 Oh, my. And I thought our names were weird. 235 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:27,580 Hey! Oh, boy! Hot diggity dog! Son of a gun! 236 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:32,240 Oh, boy! Oh, look at that! Hey, could I play with your toy robot? 237 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:36,040 He's not a toy robot. It's a scientifically programmed droid, and 238 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:40,040 play with. Oh, come on. Let me just push one button. Don't be disgusting. 239 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,400 Well, I did... Well, 240 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,600 you've got my jacket size. 241 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,300 Forty -four long. 242 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,280 And your head size. 243 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,120 Forty -two thick. 244 00:18:58,900 --> 00:18:59,580 It 245 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:06,860 is 246 00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:07,860 I, the princess. 247 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:11,500 Princess? Yes, yes, I have just escaped. 248 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:19,210 Well, the evil fiend must feed his prisoners well. 249 00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:21,570 What? 250 00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:25,930 Well, what I mean is it looks like you've put on... Look, 251 00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,910 Skywalker. Go along with this or I'll cut you in half. 252 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:34,210 Look, it's the princess. 253 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:37,650 Doesn't look like a princess to me. 254 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:39,190 Watch it, hardware. 255 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:44,250 Master Luke, we're about to make a landing. 256 00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:45,670 And look who's there. 257 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,400 Who? 258 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:59,420 Stay tuned for part two when the Swine Trek lands on Coosbane and we learn the 259 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,980 true identity of this arch -thief. 260 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,720 The world will never know! 261 00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:09,780 Here's a bulletin from the Muppet Newsroom. 262 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:14,540 The spaceship Swine Trek is about to make a soft landing on a distant planet. 263 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:20,160 In other planetary news, Venus is about to make a hard landing on the Muppet 264 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,160 Newsroom. 265 00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:22,290 That doesn't make sense. 266 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:33,030 When last we left our intrepid van, the spaceship Swine Trek was about to make a 267 00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,030 soft landing. 268 00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:38,670 You call that a soft landing? 269 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:40,670 I sprained my solenoids. 270 00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:45,350 Well, you were in the driver's chair. You forgot to push the stoppy thing. 271 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:48,410 It's called a break, dummy. 272 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,630 Excuse me, Master Luke, but shouldn't we be looking for a safe refuge on this 273 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:53,910 planet? Exactly right, Threepio. 274 00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:59,410 I know. We could hide in that cave over there. 275 00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:00,990 Ah, a good plan. 276 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:10,350 It's, it's Darth Nader. 277 00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:12,490 This is Darth Nader? 278 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:14,570 Yes, isn't he just a hickey? 279 00:21:15,490 --> 00:21:17,090 Well, what do you want of us, Nader? 280 00:21:17,930 --> 00:21:19,170 Well, why don't you say something? 281 00:21:19,650 --> 00:21:20,650 Speak! 282 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,010 Who's your tailor? I love that outfit! 283 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:29,930 All right, Nader. Take this! 284 00:21:31,970 --> 00:21:34,650 At last you know the awful truth. 285 00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:38,550 This here, my dear friend, is a crypto -anagon transmitter. 286 00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:41,450 It can totally neutralize any blaster. 287 00:21:47,950 --> 00:21:50,070 This means we must resort to the ultimate weapon. 288 00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:54,290 And hoity -toity, what pray tell might that be? 289 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:56,170 Chewbacca the Wookiee. 290 00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:05,350 Yes! Yes! 291 00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:07,210 Chewbacca the Wookiee! 292 00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:10,650 The jig is up. Nothing can stop good old Chewie. 293 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,010 One thing can. 294 00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:13,610 What's that? 295 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:29,020 Our weapon's useless, and now we're being tortured by gargling gershwins. 296 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:31,820 What could possibly get us out of this? 297 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,540 What else? A song and dance number! 298 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:41,880 You are my lucky star. 299 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:45,620 I saw you from afar. 300 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,320 You opened heaven... 301 00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:57,740 That's the song part. Now comes the dance. Take it, Chewie and R2. 302 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:11,200 C -3PO, you're next. 303 00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:13,500 That needs to be done. No, but this is our big ending. 304 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,020 Lucky I won sort of Fred Astaire film. 305 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,200 Okay, that was really wonderful. Okay, Luke, you're next. 306 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,320 Oh, not me. I'll go get my cousin. 307 00:23:38,540 --> 00:23:39,540 Huh? 308 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:55,540 of their sea 309 00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,520 Don't you think we ought to introduce my cousin? 310 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:13,020 Sure. You want to go out and send him in? 311 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,440 That won't be necessary. Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Hamill. 312 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:21,700 Thanks for having us, Bernard. 313 00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:23,540 That goes double. 314 00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:25,060 It certainly does. 315 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:28,100 Say, Luke, who's your tailor? I love that outfit. 316 00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:34,800 Well, ladies and gentlemen, I guess that wraps it up. We'll see you next time on 317 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,800 The Muppet Show. 318 00:26:16,270 --> 00:26:17,750 You think there's life in outer space? 319 00:26:18,050 --> 00:26:19,570 There's certainly none in this theater.