1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,860 Hi, I'm Brian Henson. 2 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:12,000 In this next episode of The Muppet Show, starring Kenny Rogers, Kermit takes a 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,460 beating all the way through the episode. 4 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:24,680 But maybe it's all worth it, because eventually 5 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:29,580 he ends up being treated by a witch doctor in a scene that grows into a 6 00:00:29,580 --> 00:00:30,820 Muppet musical number. 7 00:00:31,180 --> 00:00:32,659 called The Lime and the Coconut. 8 00:00:35,460 --> 00:00:42,460 This episode also contains another great musical number. It's 9 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:46,360 a very straightforward and beautifully done version of Kenny Rogers' big hit 10 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:47,400 song, The Gambler. 11 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,600 Here's The Muppet Show starring Kenny Rogers. 12 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:08,640 Kenny Rogers, 15 seconds to curtain, Kenny. Hey, thanks, Scooter. While 13 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,760 here, I want to ask you something. I don't want to seem ungrateful. What is 14 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,500 of this junk in my dressing room? Well, you know my uncle owns this theater? 15 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,439 Yeah, so? 16 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,660 Well, he sold the mineral rights to your dressing room. 17 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:23,780 Before we start drilling, where should we park the camels? 18 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:30,960 It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Kenny Rogers. 19 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:57,700 Why don't they make things funny? 20 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,800 It's time to get things started. What 21 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:07,720 were 22 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:17,100 you 23 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,400 expecting, Rachmaninoff? 24 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:36,950 Sure, everyone. Our very special guest star tonight is Mr. Kenny Rogers. 25 00:02:37,230 --> 00:02:42,130 But first, let me explain why I am here to greet you. 26 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:10,880 how she gets me into these things. 27 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,260 Are you ready, Kermit? Yeah. Just don't push me hard. 28 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,540 What? Push me hard. Okay. 29 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,700 Kermit! 30 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:29,440 Kermit! Are you... Yeah, I think so. I'm just a little woozy, that's all. Oh, 31 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:31,180 Kermit! Close the curtains! 32 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:32,640 Yes! Wow! 33 00:03:32,660 --> 00:03:34,920 What a terrific act! Do you want a partner? 34 00:03:40,330 --> 00:03:41,330 him backstage. 35 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:44,790 Ah, don't worry. It's all part of the act. 36 00:03:45,030 --> 00:03:47,610 Um, is there a doctor in the house? 37 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:49,450 Yes, I'm a doctor. 38 00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:51,370 Oh, could you come up here, sir, please? 39 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:52,610 I'll be right up. 40 00:03:52,930 --> 00:03:56,990 I told them to use a safety net, but what do I know? I'm only a bear. 41 00:03:57,850 --> 00:03:59,670 Can I help you up, sir? Thank you. 42 00:04:00,450 --> 00:04:02,050 See, are you a real doctor? 43 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,230 Of course I'm a real doctor. 44 00:04:04,530 --> 00:04:05,890 You want to see my bank balance? 45 00:04:07,290 --> 00:04:08,290 He's backstage. 46 00:04:08,350 --> 00:04:09,350 He's just backstage. 47 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:10,530 Don't worry. 48 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:12,070 There'll be a slight delay. 49 00:04:12,270 --> 00:04:13,390 Just talk amongst yourselves. 50 00:04:15,810 --> 00:04:18,310 Poor little guy. Hope he's not hurt. 51 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:20,870 Well, at least he got the pig to stop singing. 52 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:28,210 Hey, Kermit, are they really drilling for oil in Kenny's dressing room? 53 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:29,650 Who cares? 54 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,310 My frog is hurt. 55 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:34,230 Hey, Kermit, anything I can do to help? 56 00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:39,030 Oh, Kenny, listen, it's just a sprain, but could you send somebody on stage to 57 00:04:39,030 --> 00:04:42,350 stall until we get the show going again? Yeah, sure. Zoom, do us a favor. Will 58 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,790 you run out and play something for the people? 59 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,030 Oh, yeah. 60 00:04:45,430 --> 00:04:47,310 Kermit, I'll get you an ice pack. I'll be right back. 61 00:04:48,410 --> 00:04:49,910 Come on, Zoom. Oh, thanks. 62 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:51,570 Get on stage. 63 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:54,330 My poor brave hero. Is the pain unbearable? 64 00:04:54,630 --> 00:04:56,170 No, I'm just a little shaken up. 65 00:04:56,690 --> 00:04:58,010 Give it to a straight duck. 66 00:04:58,270 --> 00:04:59,270 How is he? 67 00:04:59,330 --> 00:05:01,710 He'll soon be hopping around good as new. 68 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:08,020 Have you got that hospital bed over there? 69 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,280 Yeah, get that on stage right away. 70 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,640 I've got the perfect musical number that we can do next. 71 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:16,240 Why must you go on? 72 00:05:16,460 --> 00:05:20,660 Because he's a star, and a star knows that the show must go on. 73 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,180 I knew that. 74 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,380 I just forgot for a minute. 75 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,780 Okay, Zoot, that's enough. Good. 76 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:30,880 Ladies. 77 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:40,530 And gentlemen, although our beloved Kermit has been seriously injured. 78 00:05:40,730 --> 00:05:44,890 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What seriously injured? I twisted a flipper. Go back to 79 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:45,890 that. 80 00:05:46,570 --> 00:05:53,550 Although he has a severely twisted flipper, he is going to go on with the 81 00:05:58,450 --> 00:06:02,890 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Here he is, our own Kermit the Frog. 82 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,300 A hospital bed. A hospital bed? 83 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:11,940 He 84 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:20,640 drank 85 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:27,000 them both up. He put the lime in the coconut. 86 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:30,240 He drank them both up. He put the lime in the coconut. 87 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:35,190 He drank them both up. He put the lime in the... He called the doctor, woke him 88 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:40,550 up and said, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? I said, Doctor, to relieve 89 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:45,130 this flipper ache? I said, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? I said, 90 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:47,930 Doctor, to relieve this flipper ache? 91 00:06:48,270 --> 00:06:51,210 Now let me get this straight. You put the lime in the coconut. 92 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:54,270 You drank them both up. You put the lime in the coconut. 93 00:06:54,590 --> 00:06:57,530 You drank them both up. You put the lime in the coconut. 94 00:06:57,870 --> 00:07:01,930 You drank them both up. You put the lime in the coconut. You called your doctor, 95 00:07:02,010 --> 00:07:06,450 woke him up, said, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take? I said, Doctor. 96 00:07:07,130 --> 00:07:12,050 To relieve the slippery, I said, Doctor, ain't there nothing I can think of? I 97 00:07:12,050 --> 00:07:17,110 said, Doctor, to relieve the slippery, you put the lime and the coconut, you 98 00:07:17,110 --> 00:07:21,350 drank them both together. Put the lime and the coconut, then you feel better. 99 00:07:21,510 --> 00:07:25,810 Put the lime and the coconut, you drank them both up. Put the lime and the 100 00:07:25,810 --> 00:07:27,950 coconut, and call me in the morning. 101 00:07:58,069 --> 00:08:00,830 You put the lime in the coconut. 102 00:08:26,730 --> 00:08:29,750 If you call me in the morning, I'll tell you what to do. 103 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:40,409 Ever gone to a witch doctor? 104 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:41,730 They're all witch. 105 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,510 Ever heard of a poor doctor? 106 00:08:46,530 --> 00:08:49,890 Hey, fellas, you know, I really don't mind your drilling for oil in my 107 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:52,870 room, but your camel just stepped on my guitar and broke it. 108 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:57,540 about the guitar. We will buy you a new one. I should hope so. 109 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,100 Excuse me. Oops. 110 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:02,720 Oh, hi, Scooter. Hi, Kenny. Oh, Kermit's still not feeling well. 111 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:07,620 Oh, that's too bad. Do not worry about the frog. We will buy you a new one. 112 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:09,840 Will you stop that? 113 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,860 Oh, it's all right, Kenny. We got him resting in a hospital bed. 114 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,320 That's great. You're not going to have to cancel the show, are you? 115 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,720 Oh, no, no, but we're going to have to delay your opening number. Oh, that's 116 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:21,380 fine. That's okay. Yeah, so just stay here and relax. 117 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,380 What? I said just stay here and relax. 118 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,100 What? I said stay here and relax. 119 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:30,720 I'll try. 120 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:33,280 What? I said I'll try. 121 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,600 What? I will try. 122 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,120 Don't worry, Muppet News Flash. 123 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,120 Muppet Labs has just announced that they are recalling their latest model 124 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,440 hospital bed used in the Lime and Coconut production number. 125 00:09:50,700 --> 00:09:55,480 The beds were built on an assembly line formerly used for pop -up toasters. 126 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:04,340 You promised to be nice to Dada 127 00:10:04,340 --> 00:10:05,340 Froggy. 128 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:08,760 Come here. 129 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,940 Slucky, I broke his fall with my desk. 130 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:21,050 I'm only just black and blue and green. 131 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:26,670 And call off this dog of yours, would you? Oh, Fufu loves that dog. 132 00:10:27,130 --> 00:10:29,190 Yeah. Will you stop that? 133 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:30,870 Now listen, dog, I'm ticklish. 134 00:10:31,850 --> 00:10:34,490 And I'm not that dog's dada. 135 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:36,770 My 136 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:43,750 Uncle 137 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,470 Kermit isn't quite himself today. 138 00:10:45,900 --> 00:10:48,020 He sort of keeps falling down on the job. 139 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,040 So I thought I'd come out here as heir apparent. 140 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,240 Robin! 141 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,940 Just kidding, Uncle Kermit. 142 00:10:56,700 --> 00:11:01,680 Anyway, I'm here to introduce tonight's guest star. I really love his singing, 143 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,460 and this is a really great song. 144 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:07,460 At least I think it is. I'm not old enough to understand it. 145 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,580 But here he is, Mr. 146 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:10,960 Kenny... 147 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,120 Train bound for nowhere. 148 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:29,400 Met up with a gambler. We were both too tired to sleep. 149 00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:35,160 So we took turns staring out the window at the darkness. 150 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:37,900 The boredom overtook us. 151 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:40,260 He began to speak. 152 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:45,820 He said, Son, I've made my life out of reading people's faces. 153 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:51,400 Knowing what the cards were, by the way, they held their eyes. 154 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:56,860 So if you don't mind my saying, I can see you're out of aces. 155 00:11:57,140 --> 00:12:02,180 For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice. 156 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,640 So I handed him my bottle. 157 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,460 Drank down my last swallow. 158 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,340 Then he bunged the cigarette. 159 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,720 Asked me for a light. 160 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,380 And the night got death quiet. 161 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,100 Face lost all expression. 162 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:25,720 If you're going to play the game, boy, you've got to learn to play it right. 163 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:32,660 You've got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know 164 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:36,340 when to walk away and know when to run. 165 00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:41,820 You never count your money when you're sitting at the table. 166 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:47,040 There'll be time enough to count when the dealing's done. 167 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:58,530 Now every gambler knows the secret to surviving is knowing what 168 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:01,790 to throw away, knowing what to keep. 169 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:07,530 Cause every hand's a winner and every hand's a loser. 170 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:12,710 Best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. 171 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:18,230 When you've finished speaking, turn back toward the window. 172 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:26,240 Crushed out his cigarette, faded off his plate. Then somewhere in the darkness, 173 00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:29,280 the gambler he broke even. 174 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:34,300 But in his final words I found, and he said, I keep. 175 00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:41,500 You got no wind to hold up, no wind to hold up, no 176 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:48,040 wind to walk away, no wind to run. You never count your money. 177 00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:53,390 Sitting at the table, there'll be time enough for counting. 178 00:13:54,370 --> 00:14:00,330 When the dealing's done, you got to know when to hold up. When to hold up. Know 179 00:14:00,330 --> 00:14:02,110 when to fold up. When to fold. 180 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:04,530 Know when to walk away. 181 00:14:04,950 --> 00:14:06,670 And know when to run. 182 00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:10,110 That's right. You never count your money. No, sir. 183 00:14:10,330 --> 00:14:14,950 Sitting at the table, there'll be time enough for counting. 184 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:20,270 When the deal is done. You got it. Know when to hold them. 185 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,930 Know when to fold them. 186 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,810 Know when to walk away. 187 00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:30,590 Know when to run. Never count your money. 188 00:14:30,930 --> 00:14:33,390 When you're sitting at the table. 189 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,890 There'll be time to never count. 190 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:38,430 When the deal is done. 191 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,740 I've just been to a ding -dong down dear old Rickston Way. 192 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,260 Oh, Mother Brown, the pearly queen's a hundred years today. 193 00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:07,240 Oh, what a celebration was proper la -dee -da until they rolled the carpet up 194 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,000 and shouted, Now, Denmark! 195 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,040 Oh! 196 00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,680 Here's a mother brown! 197 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,320 Here's a mother brown! 198 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:24,420 Knees up, knees up, don't get the breeze. Knees up on the ground. 199 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:31,480 Bill drove up on his barrow just like a proper swell. 200 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:35,140 And Mother Brown said, come inside and bring your milk as well. 201 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:38,600 It nibbled Granddad's whiskers, then started kicking out. 202 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,980 And as Mother Brown went through the window, we began to shout. 203 00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:46,480 Knees up on the ground. 204 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:47,960 Knees up on the ground. 205 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,120 Under the day, boy, you must go. 206 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:54,780 P -I -E -I -E -I -O. If I get you tending, I'll sew your legs right on. 207 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:58,200 So knees up, knees up, don't be the breeze up. Knees up, mother proud. 208 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,480 Hey, last verse. 209 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,500 A cross stood round the window. 210 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,280 They had a lovely time. 211 00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:10,090 The king sat on the railing, thought it was a pantomime. All went round, we 212 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:12,370 missed a twirl, collected one and three. 213 00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:15,970 We shouted, come on, mother, show them your agility. 214 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,570 Knees up, mother, proud. 215 00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:25,870 Knees up, mother, proud. Out of the label you must go. E -I -E -I -E -I -O. 216 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,790 If I catch you, baby, I'll saw your legs right off. 217 00:16:29,010 --> 00:16:32,170 So knees up, knees up, don't give a breeze up. Knees up, mother, proud. 218 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,719 What a rotten song. 219 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,060 What a rotten song. 220 00:16:52,910 --> 00:16:59,170 Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing story of a 221 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:00,870 who's gone to the dogs. 222 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:04,349 Well, Nurse Janice, who's the next patient? We'll see for yourself, Dr. 223 00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:05,569 Bob. 224 00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:11,010 Oh, it's Kermit, my Kermy. All right, take it easy. I'm okay. 225 00:17:12,069 --> 00:17:14,190 Quiet. This is a very dramatic moment. 226 00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:20,270 Oh, Kermy, I shall nurse you back to health if it takes a lifetime. 227 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,450 What do you think's wrong with him, Dr. Bob? 228 00:17:23,770 --> 00:17:26,670 Well, for one thing, he's been badly exposed to overacting. 229 00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,730 Either that or overexposed to bad acting. 230 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:35,350 I am not acting. I love him. 231 00:17:36,190 --> 00:17:41,550 Nurse Piggy, you cannot let your personal feelings affect your duty. You 232 00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:45,370 nurse. I may be a nurse, but I'm a woman first. 233 00:17:45,990 --> 00:17:47,690 Wrong. You're a pig first. 234 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:49,570 Nurse second. 235 00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,710 I don't think woman made the top ten. 236 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:54,390 Dr. Bob! 237 00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:57,690 Oh, he's all right, he's all right. It just looks like he was under heavy 238 00:17:57,690 --> 00:18:02,350 sedation. Well, he was under heavy sedation. A 50 -pound box of sleeping 239 00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:03,350 fell on his head. 240 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,570 It did not. 241 00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,890 Well, I know, but it's my only joke. 242 00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,230 Oh, my poor, poor Carmy. 243 00:18:11,810 --> 00:18:12,810 Well, 244 00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,530 he's still breathing, but I think his pulse is weak. 245 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,110 He must have. His pulse has stopped. 246 00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:33,290 If anything happens to him, you will have me to account to. 247 00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:38,030 Good. I was wondering who was going to pay his bill. And so we come to the end 248 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:40,010 of another veterinarian's hospital. 249 00:18:40,570 --> 00:18:45,090 Tune in next week when you'll hear Kermit say... Let me out of here. I want 250 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,630 get out of here. No, no, Kermit. No, no, don't. No. 251 00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:49,750 Stay here where it's safe. 252 00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,240 Did you see that? 253 00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:01,720 Yes, the frog is certainly taking a beating on this show. 254 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,320 It's hard to feel sorry for him. We take a beating every show. 255 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:14,080 Hey, Kermit, are you okay? 256 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:18,660 I'm okay, Kenny. If I can survive that bit, I can survive anything. 257 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,780 Very durable frog. 258 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,820 Here's a Muppet newsflash. 259 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,740 The makers of the light fixture used in that last veterinarian's hospital have 260 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:36,240 announced that they are recalling all of their hospital lights. A spokesman for 261 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,980 the company said that all manufacturing of that particular light fixture has 262 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:40,980 been dropped. 263 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:46,540 They sell insurance for this show? 264 00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,830 See, I don't have to lean on anybody. 265 00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:02,910 Ladies and gentlemen, the great Gonzo will now shoot himself heavenward in a 266 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,770 catapult and skywrite the Hallelujah Chorus. 267 00:20:06,850 --> 00:20:08,010 Good grief. 268 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:22,740 We got to restore some order around here. Is Kenny Rogers back there? 269 00:21:22,940 --> 00:21:23,940 Oh, Kenny. 270 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:34,380 Kermit, I honestly don't believe what's going on around here. Are you okay? Are 271 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:35,059 you hurt? 272 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:38,640 No, no, I'm fine, Kenny. I was just wondering if you could sing a song or 273 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:40,460 something not crazy. Yes, please. 274 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:43,640 Yeah, let me get my guitar. Can we get the curtains open here and I'll get my 275 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,640 guitar and stuff. 276 00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:50,050 I can see where this place would need some calming down after all of that. 277 00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:53,830 is a sing -along, and I want everybody to help us out with this. This is really 278 00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:56,290 simple. You help me out, and I'll show you how it goes. 279 00:21:57,370 --> 00:22:00,690 Love lifted me. 280 00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:03,130 Now, they just don't come any simpler than that. 281 00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:06,990 Love lifted me. 282 00:22:07,470 --> 00:22:08,690 Sounds a lot like the first part. 283 00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:15,950 When nothing else would do, you know. 284 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,600 See, 285 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,700 now this is really one of the more simple songs you'll ever hear in your 286 00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:27,880 So there's no excuse for you not to help us out and sing it. So if everybody's 287 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,100 ready now, we'll take it and here we go. 288 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,320 I'll write myself a simple song. 289 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,760 Get the whole world to sing along. 290 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,900 Call it a love song for you. 291 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,480 Take a song from the Bible 292 00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:57,280 Then when I'm done I'll 293 00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,800 just sing love 294 00:25:11,150 --> 00:25:13,870 Very special guest star for holding it all together, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. 295 00:25:13,950 --> 00:25:14,829 Kenny Rogers. 296 00:25:14,830 --> 00:25:15,830 Yeah! 297 00:25:20,610 --> 00:25:23,870 Herman, I want to also say to you, this has not been all work for me, I want you 298 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:27,590 to know. I have thoroughly enjoyed it, for one thing. Secondly, I also made an 299 00:25:27,590 --> 00:25:29,230 interesting trade for some gasoline. 300 00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:31,530 Oh, yeah? Well, what did you offer in return? 301 00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:32,930 I offered singing lessons. 302 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:19,660 What's the hard hat for? 303 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,900 I want to be ready in case they start throwing pigs at us again.