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Previously on WandaVision...

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We are an unusual couple, ya know?

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My wife and her flying saucers.

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My husband and his indestructible head.

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Hello, dear.
I'm Agnes, your neighbor to the right.

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You're like a walking computer.

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What? I most certainly am not.

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Dinner with Mr. Hart
and his dear lady wife, Mrs. Hart.

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What brought you here?

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- How long have you been married?
- Why did you come here?

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Damn it, why?

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Stop it. Stop it.

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Vision, help him.

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What was that?

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Wanda?

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Yes, dear?

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Are you using your powers
to turn on the light?

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Yes, dear.

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Allow me, sweetheart.

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What do you see?

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Only your lovely rose bushes.

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That's all?

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Are you using your night vision, Vision?

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I assure you, my love,
I see nothing amiss.

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You have absolutely
no reason to be frightened...

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You were saying?

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Actually, I did overhear
a couple of lads at work

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remarking on a few unsavory characters
settling in the neighborhood.

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Now, who knows
what those ne'er-do-wells might be up to?

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Robbing houses, vandalizing property.

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Walking through walls,
moving objects without touching them.

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Wanda, darling, you can't be suggesting
my colleagues were referring to us.

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One of us should really
determine the source of that sound.

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Yes, one of us should.

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This is getting ridiculous.

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I'm going to take a look.

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God! Darling!

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Well, I think we handled that well.

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Yes, I must say
I'm rather proud of myself.

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And look how you seized
on the opportunity to redecorate.

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This is better, isn't it?

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Wanda, darling?

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Yes, dear?

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Get the light.

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WandaVision!

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WandaVision!

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WandaVision Wa-WandaVision

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WandaVision Wa-WandaVision

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WandaVision Wa-WandaVision

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WandaVision!

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Ladies and gentlemen, for my final trick,

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I bring you the Cabinet of Mysteries.

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- Darling, that's your cue.
- You said, "Cabinet of Mysteries?"

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I said, "The Cabinet of Mysteries."

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That's my cue.

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Holy Toledo!

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Darling, do all the other acts
in the talent show

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have such elaborate props?

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Are you kidding?

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Fred and Linda are building a moat

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and a fully-functioning portcullis
and no one even knows why.

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Let's keep going.

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Yes, yes. Where was I?

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Watch closely as I, Illusion,
Master of Enigma,

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make my captivating assistant,
Glamour, disappear.

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You really are very dashing.

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Thank you, darling.

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Fear not, Glamour.

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For I, Illusion,
vow to bring you back exactly as you are.

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Abracadabra!

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Ta-ta...

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Yes, Wanda, you're not at all worried

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that the audience might just see
through this little charade?

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Well, that's the whole point.

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In a real magic act, everything is fake.

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Darling, the talent show fundraiser
is the most important event of the season

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and it's our neighborly duty
to participate.

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Plus, it's our chance to appear
as normal as possible while doing so.

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Well, I don't think
that should be a problem.

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This is our home now.

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I want us to fit in.

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Darling, we do. We shall.

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And we're gonna knock their socks off,

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especially with you wearing this.

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That's actually
the rest of your costume.

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Well, I better get going

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If I'm gonna make
the planning committee meeting.

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That's me off as well, actually.

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There's a gathering
of the neighborhood watch

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at the public library.

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And after last night's excitement,

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I want to make sure
this town's security is up to snuff.

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That's a swell idea.

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You tell those tree branches who's boss.

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Would you look at us?

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Wanda and Vision, Westview fitter-inners.

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I'll see you at curtain call.

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Look, it's the star o' the show.

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Agnes.

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I'm sorry. What did you say?

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I brought my pet rabbit.
For your magic act.

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Yes, of course! Thank you, Agnes.

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We will take good care of him.

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Señor Scratchy just loves the stage.

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He played baby Jesus
in last year's Christmas pageant.

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Morning, Dennis.

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Morning, Agnes.

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Stick 'em up.

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Don't shoot. I'm just a messenger.

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Pew-pew!

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- Shall we?
- We shall.

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So, are you ready to meet Queen Cul de Sac
and her Merry Homemakers?

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Agnes,
Dottie can't be as bad as you say.

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Well, you'll notice
her roses bloom under penalty of death.

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Wanda, can I give you
a bit of friendly advice?

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Is it about the way how I'm dressed?

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Yes, but it's too late for that.

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Dottie is the key
to everything in this town.

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Country club memberships, parties,
school admissions...

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Well, let's not
get ahead of ourselves.

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You get in with Dottie and it'll be
smooth sailing from here on out.

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Just mind your P's and Q's
and you're gonna do just fine.

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Or maybe I could just be myself?
More or less?

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Wanda, that's good.

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Everybody, hurry up please.

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Hiya, Dottie! Your roses are divine.

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Well, thank you.

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The Rotary Club is finishing
the stage set-up as we speak.

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They've given the gazebo
a fresh coat of paint

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and will be installing the final
decorations all through the town square.

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And if you recognize
the antique footlights,

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it's because they're from my store.

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And the chairs?

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I'm sorry, Dottie.
I didn't ask about the chairs.

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So you better not ask me if you can
chair any committees in the future.

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The devil's in the details, Bev.

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That's not the only place he is.

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As you all know, the talent show

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is the sole fundraiser
for Westview Elementary.

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This might help.

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In the eight years
since I founded our little club,

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this event has gotten
bigger and better every season.

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Say, those pants are peachy keen.

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Do you really think so?

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The other ladies are in skirts.
I was worried.

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We only have a few hours until show time,

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so a little less cross chatter
and a little more focus.

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Okay.

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Those little boys and girls
are counting on us.

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All of this is for the children.

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"For the children."

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"For the children."

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So, I want you all
to give yourselves a big hand...

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...at the appropriate time, of course.

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But first let's review event etiquette.

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Dress code is upscale garden party...

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The only reason I didn't clap
is because I'm afraid to move.

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Yeah.

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I actually don't know what I'm doing here.

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I'm starting to feel that way myself.
I'm Wanda.

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- I'm, Geraldine.
- Hi.

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And I'm irritated.

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Tickets for tonight
are completely sold out.

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Now, you can clap.

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And stop.

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Really, how is anybody doing this sober?

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- Let's say green.
- Yeah.

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I mean, the other side could be dirt.

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Pardon me.
Is this the neighborhood watch meeting?

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Hiya, Vision.

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Didn't expect to see you here.

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This is sort of
a "members only" type deal.

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Certainly. Right. Well...

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I'll just stay here
and be as quiet as a church mouse

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till you open up the floor
for new business.

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Well, in truth,
we were just getting to new business.

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Splendid! Could you tell me
how often you rotate security patrols?

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Do you interface directly
with local law enforcement?

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What are your protocols for threats
such as burglary,

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graffiti, and reckless driving?

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- No, Vision.
- I know these are indeed grave matters.

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"New business"
actually means another round of Danish.

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Raspberry or cheese-filled?

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Neither for me, thank you.
I don't eat food.

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What I mean to say is that I don't eat
food in between meals but at mealtimes.

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I'm a regular eating machine.

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Hey, fellas.
Vision here has got a point.

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Now, listen up. I got some
top secret intelligence for you.

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Excellent.

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Now, you know
how Johnson's been braggin'

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about that treehouse
he built for his kids?

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Yeah.

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It's a prefab job.

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That blockhead can't even swing a hammer.

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I can do you one better.

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You know those bowling trophies
Arthur's always polishing?

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He bought 'em all
at a yard sale in Hackensack.

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I knew it. I've never once seen him
down at the lanes.

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I too have
some top secret gossip to share.

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Norm here's a Communist.

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Vision, you're a real cut-up.

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You know, I always
thought you were kind of a square.

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Me? No, I'm as round as they come.

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Hey, care for a stick o' Big Red?

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Well, hold on there a second.

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Didn't you hear the man?
He doesn't eat food.

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Is gum food?

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Well, my understanding
is that it's purely for mastication.

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No, I don't do that.

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Well, when in Westview... Cheers.

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Who knew you were such a funny guy?

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And to think you came here all hot
and bothered about protocols and nonsense.

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We actually thought you were serious.

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He's funny.
All right, so, back to this barbeque.

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That is why you never do
a seating chart on an empty stomach.

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Golly, you're a whiz
at all this committee stuff, Dottie.

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Thank you for choosing me to help
you clean up today. I feel so lucky.

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You are.

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I can't help but wonder if you and I

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haven't gotten off
on the wrong foot, Dottie.

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And I would like to correct that if I can.

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And how would you do that?

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I've heard things about you.

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You and your husband.

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Well, I don't know what you've been told,

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but I assure you
I don't mean anyone any harm.

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I don't believe you.

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Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over?

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- Wanda?
- Who is that?

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Wanda?

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Who are you?

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Wanda?

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Wanda.

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Who is doing this to you, Wanda?

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Wanda? Wanda? Wan...

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Dottie!

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You...

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Pop quiz, Wanda.

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How does a housewife
get a bloodstain out of white linen?

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By doing it herself.

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They say a man is never fully-dressed
without two important accessories.

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His special lady...

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and his Strücker.

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Strücker. He'll make time for you.

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Glad I don't have to follow this guy.

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What?

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But you're gonna be great.

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What time is it now?

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Two minutes
after the last time you asked.

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I don't know where he could be.

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Is that him?

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Well, it looks like
he's got a little hitch in his giddy-up.

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Wanda, my little cabbage,
you look smashing!

254
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,238
Vis.

255
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,697
Where have you been?

256
00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,699
Well, me and the boys were playing

257
00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:57,619
a rather thrilling
game of horses with shoes.

258
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:58,870
No, that's not it.

259
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,872
Shoe horses! No.

260
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:03,291
Horse's shoes.

261
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:07,504
Listen, something strange
happened with Dottie.

262
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:11,967
Well, something strange happened
before that, too. It's hard to explain.

263
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,552
I was just playing with his shoes.

264
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,263
What is going on?

265
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,430
You are!

266
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,227
I want to thank you all for coming out

267
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,606
to support Westview Elementary,
"For the children."

268
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:28,441
"For the children."

269
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:30,193
And for our final act...

270
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:34,197
I give you, Wanda and Vision.

271
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,300
Hey! Hey! You're up, Cowboy!

272
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:54,926
What?

273
00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:58,471
Yeah! I've to go!

274
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,684
Hello, Westview! Good afternoon.

275
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,144
It's so lovely to be...

276
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:06,688
I'm so sorry. Excuse me.

277
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,941
I am Glamour and this
is my delightful assistant, Illusion.

278
00:19:10,025 --> 00:19:14,362
I am Glamour and he's Illusion.

279
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,449
Yeah, what she said.

280
00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:23,663
Today, we will lie to you and yet
you will believe our little deceptions

281
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,540
because human beings are easily fooled

282
00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:29,085
due to their limited understanding
of the inner workings of the universe.

283
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:31,129
Flourish!

284
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,256
You just do it,
you don't say it out loud, honey.

285
00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,386
And now my wife and I will delight

286
00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:41,097
in your dumbstruck little faces.

287
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,850
Flourish!

288
00:19:58,406 --> 00:20:00,992
See there? He's using a rope.

289
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:05,663
Wanda, what's... No!
No! Wanda, please!

290
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:08,166
Darling, let me down!

291
00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:12,003
I'm feeling pukey!

292
00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:18,718
What's next?

293
00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,930
Yeah, this is...
This is gonna be great!

294
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:25,100
A staggering feat of strength.

295
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:34,192
Illusion...

296
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:39,864
- Illusion, Master of Enigma, allow me.
- Yeah?

297
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,325
What?

298
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,290
You weren't supposed to see
how we did that trick.

299
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,837
That was my grandmother's piano.

300
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:58,341
Sherbert! Yeah,
this is my old mate, Sherbert.

301
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,927
Stand up, Sherbert.
Say hello to the crowd.

302
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,387
It's Herbert, Herb.

303
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:06,516
Pipe down, Sherbie, and pick a card.
Any card.

304
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,017
Yeah, put it back in the deck.

305
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:12,772
I'm not looking. All right. Watch this.

306
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:15,984
Is this your card?

307
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,528
No.

308
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,738
I beg to differ.

309
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,659
Really? Is this your card?

310
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,870
Vision...

311
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:32,083
Is this your card? Is this your card?
Is this your card? Is this your card?

312
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:34,461
Is this your card?

313
00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,463
Is this your card?
Is this your card?

314
00:21:36,546 --> 00:21:38,131
- No. No. No. No.
- Is this your card?

315
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,925
Is this your card? Is this your card?
Is this your card? Is this your card?

316
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,218
Is this your card?

317
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,511
It is!

318
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:44,679
It is what?

319
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:45,930
It's my card.

320
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,350
Well, pardon me, Herb. Have it back.

321
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:51,936
No, you did the trick right.

322
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,522
Well, of course I did the trick right!
I'm Illusion!

323
00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:55,607
Flourish!

324
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,905
And now, for my next trick...

325
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:03,615
Goodness me.

326
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,950
Who stole my hat?

327
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:07,952
Stop that rabbit!

328
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:10,830
I gotta need to pull a hat out of it.

329
00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,959
Señor Scratchy's got real star quality,
don't you think?

330
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:18,505
Maybe we leave the poor bunny
out this one, shall we?

331
00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:21,883
Well then,
I will just have to pull this hat...

332
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,802
...out of myself.

333
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,014
Vision, no.

334
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,724
I'm doin' it.

335
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:40,944
If only you all knew our secret.

336
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:45,865
Is that how mirrors work?

337
00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:47,158
Shut up, Bev.

338
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:52,705
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
for our grand finale.

339
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:57,835
I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!

340
00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:59,295
The Cabinet of Mysteries!

341
00:22:59,379 --> 00:23:01,297
Yeah, yeah. What she said.

342
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,677
I will now make my wife...

343
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,763
...disappear.

344
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:15,562
Are you sure you don't want an audience
volunteer named "My husband Ralph?"

345
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,611
No. Abracadabra!

346
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:28,324
- Sweetheart?
- Yeah?

347
00:23:29,242 --> 00:23:31,703
Hi.

348
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,206
What's in the box?

349
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:38,668
What's in the box?
What's in the box? What's in the box?

350
00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,086
Yeah, what's in the box?

351
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:42,922
What's in the box?
What's in the box?

352
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:46,009
What's in the box?
What's in the box?

353
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,477
Yes!

354
00:23:56,561 --> 00:23:58,062
Flourish.

355
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,195
Let's get outta here.

356
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,406
Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

357
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:09,907
- I'm so stupid.
- Vis? Vis, it's all right.

358
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:12,368
It's all right.
It's all right. It's all right.

359
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,786
But what is going on with you?

360
00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:17,915
I have no idea.
I've been feeling weirdy all day.

361
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:20,335
Okay. Okay. Okay.

362
00:24:32,347 --> 00:24:34,349
Would you look at that?

363
00:24:34,432 --> 00:24:36,643
That really gummed up my works, didn't it?

364
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:42,523
I'm not as funny without it, am I?

365
00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:45,652
Well, you're back to yourself
and that's all I care about.

366
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:47,236
Now, let's get out of here before Dottie

367
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,948
and the planning committee
string us up for ruining the show.

368
00:24:59,374 --> 00:25:02,251
You two, stop right there.

369
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,883
Nothing like what you two just did up here

370
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:12,887
has ever happened
in the history of our talent show.

371
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:17,475
Dottie, we are so...

372
00:25:17,558 --> 00:25:19,018
Hilarious.

373
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:25,108
That was the most hilarious act
we've ever seen.

374
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:27,110
Wouldn't you all agree?

375
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,861
Yeah.

376
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,907
Yes.

377
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:34,784
You two, come on up. Come on.

378
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,206
On behalf of the planning committee,

379
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,457
I would like to award you

380
00:25:41,541 --> 00:25:46,003
with the inaugural
Comedy Performance of the Year.

381
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,630
Thank you.

382
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:04,564
I have to ask.

383
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:09,318
One second, I'm backstage and in the next,
I'm in a dark cubby hole.

384
00:26:09,402 --> 00:26:10,403
How'd you do it?

385
00:26:10,486 --> 00:26:12,447
A magician never reveals his secrets.

386
00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:14,323
He leaves that to his assistant.

387
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,576
And she's not talking.

388
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:20,204
I had a feeling you'd say that.

389
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,251
"For the children!"

390
00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,545
"For the children!"

391
00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:35,887
You were tremendous, Glamour.

392
00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:39,140
As were you, Illusion.

393
00:26:41,517 --> 00:26:43,895
I don't know what I was so worried about.

394
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:47,356
It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.

395
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:50,443
And all we had to do was be ourselves.

396
00:26:50,526 --> 00:26:53,404
Well, with a few modifications.

397
00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:56,699
- And it was all for the children.
- For the children.

398
00:26:57,408 --> 00:27:00,495
Well, I think the children
might need some popcorn.

399
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,455
Wanda.

400
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,207
What?

401
00:27:08,336 --> 00:27:11,923
Vision... Is this really happening?

402
00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:16,469
Yes, my love.

403
00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:18,387
It's really happening.

404
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:26,270
If it's that damn tree again,
I am going to rip it out by the roots!

405
00:27:33,152 --> 00:27:35,238
I don't see anything.

406
00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:48,709
What is that?

407
00:27:55,633 --> 00:27:57,093
Wanda.

408
00:28:11,941 --> 00:28:13,192
No.

409
00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:27,331
Vision... Is this really happening?

410
00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:30,501
Yes, my love.

411
00:28:31,294 --> 00:28:33,629
It's really happening.

412
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:47,935
Vision...

413
00:29:20,593 --> 00:29:25,056
Wanda?
Who's doing this to you, Wanda?

414
00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:26,557
Wanda?