1 00:01:24,958 --> 00:01:27,085 Move your bag off the table. People eat on it. 2 00:01:27,794 --> 00:01:28,878 They eat in plates. 3 00:01:29,546 --> 00:01:31,131 Don't talk nonsense, Maisie. 4 00:01:31,715 --> 00:01:33,383 I will tell about you. I used the word "nonsense". 5 00:01:33,466 --> 00:01:35,260 There is nothing wrong with the word nonsense. 6 00:01:35,343 --> 00:01:37,178 Really? I thought it was a bad word. 7 00:01:37,929 --> 00:01:39,264 No. You're confusing it with the word "fuck." 8 00:01:39,347 --> 00:01:40,598 True. 9 00:01:43,643 --> 00:01:45,520 Would you close the door quietly? 10 00:01:45,770 --> 00:01:48,398 A sixth-grade student chased me on his bike And I was running. 11 00:01:48,481 --> 00:01:51,818 When I got tired and fell to the ground, he hit me with his shoe. 12 00:01:52,402 --> 00:01:53,737 Thank your parents for this. 13 00:01:53,903 --> 00:01:56,531 - How? -It was their bright idea for us to move here. 14 00:01:56,698 --> 00:01:59,159 They didn't make enough money In Indianapolis. 15 00:01:59,284 --> 00:02:01,494 They forgot how completely happy we were. 16 00:02:01,578 --> 00:02:03,663 So thank them for treating you badly every day. 17 00:02:03,747 --> 00:02:05,081 I'll tell them about your use of that word, too. 18 00:02:05,749 --> 00:02:07,292 Shut up. 19 00:02:12,714 --> 00:02:14,299 Do not place the book bag on the floor. 20 00:02:15,008 --> 00:02:16,217 You're always upset. 21 00:02:18,094 --> 00:02:20,430 Your nails are digging into my flesh, damn it! 22 00:02:20,513 --> 00:02:21,890 Lift it off the ground. 23 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,727 You're supposed to just open the door for us. 24 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:27,395 You're not supposed to hit us. 25 00:02:27,854 --> 00:02:29,898 I am an American and I have my rights. 26 00:02:30,231 --> 00:02:31,650 Maisy, did she hit you? 27 00:02:31,733 --> 00:02:33,943 No, but you said "fuck" twice. 28 00:02:34,235 --> 00:02:35,445 But once, in fact. 29 00:02:36,488 --> 00:02:39,532 I have better things to do Change your babysitting, you idiot. 30 00:02:39,991 --> 00:02:42,869 Like what? Going out with friends you don't have? 31 00:02:43,453 --> 00:02:45,789 Why don't you just shut up? 32 00:02:46,164 --> 00:02:47,582 Do you want to force me to do this? 33 00:02:48,917 --> 00:02:52,962 When our lady is not here, I will be responsible. 34 00:02:53,713 --> 00:02:55,298 I'm tired of you saying that about her! 35 00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:56,383 This is very unfortunate. 36 00:02:58,968 --> 00:03:00,095 You stupid! 37 00:03:01,262 --> 00:03:04,265 I don't know why we need boys in the first place. They are noisy. 38 00:03:04,557 --> 00:03:05,600 Shut up! 39 00:03:05,850 --> 00:03:07,227 You shut up! 40 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:10,146 We need boys to grow up, 41 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:12,649 They get married and turn into ghosts. 42 00:03:15,860 --> 00:03:17,445 Take the dog out. 43 00:03:17,779 --> 00:03:19,155 "Percy!" 44 00:03:23,535 --> 00:03:26,246 "Delicious Chinese food" 45 00:03:32,794 --> 00:03:35,130 It's a very delicious dinner, mom. 46 00:03:35,213 --> 00:03:37,173 How do you find time to prepare it? 47 00:03:40,301 --> 00:03:41,344 "Miles." 48 00:03:43,263 --> 00:03:44,889 Maisy, put this down. 49 00:03:45,682 --> 00:03:47,267 Did you win at hockey yesterday? 50 00:03:47,892 --> 00:03:49,477 The hockey games ended two weeks ago. 51 00:03:55,066 --> 00:03:57,777 I guess you don't want a hockey bat for your birthday. 52 00:04:04,534 --> 00:04:06,035 Do you know something? 53 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:11,666 When your father goes to New York, I'm taking a week off from work. 54 00:04:12,292 --> 00:04:14,544 To be able to conduct interviews With new housekeepers? 55 00:04:15,044 --> 00:04:16,629 I've had enough of your meanness. 56 00:04:17,464 --> 00:04:18,505 Really? 57 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:23,386 We are all tired of this. 58 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:42,197 - That was a great idea. - Thank you. 59 00:04:43,198 --> 00:04:45,575 -What do you think of pie? - Not bad. 60 00:04:47,327 --> 00:04:49,329 Will you be at work in the morning? 61 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:52,081 I can't see how to avoid it. 62 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,292 You don't look very happy about this. 63 00:04:55,585 --> 00:04:57,253 Well, if you want to know that, 64 00:04:57,670 --> 00:05:00,173 I'm not very excited To go to work for my girlfriend. 65 00:05:00,256 --> 00:05:01,841 Here, I said so. I figured it out. 66 00:05:03,051 --> 00:05:05,970 Okay, Buck, I love you. And I can't stop myself. 67 00:05:06,054 --> 00:05:07,931 I want to get married, and I want to have a family. 68 00:05:08,014 --> 00:05:09,182 I want to do this with you. 69 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,226 And you know that time is ticking. 70 00:05:11,476 --> 00:05:14,562 And I'd like to hear Little Teddy Bear before I die. 71 00:05:15,188 --> 00:05:17,816 I'll get you a mouse and a piece of metal. 72 00:05:20,193 --> 00:05:21,444 Come on, relax, will you? 73 00:05:21,611 --> 00:05:23,196 Don't make me angry. I will not enter into this argument with you. 74 00:05:23,446 --> 00:05:24,864 I don't make you angry. 75 00:05:24,989 --> 00:05:27,283 I know myself, and I know what I like. 76 00:05:27,784 --> 00:05:31,287 Okay? I love my friends and I love my freedom. 77 00:05:31,496 --> 00:05:33,790 I like knowing I can throw the sticks in my car 78 00:05:33,873 --> 00:05:36,000 And I go play golf whenever I want. 79 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:38,795 I'm not hurting anyone. I don't see where the problem is. 80 00:05:39,045 --> 00:05:41,673 It's the best unit equation I've ever heard. 81 00:05:42,549 --> 00:05:43,925 Why do we argue? 82 00:05:44,008 --> 00:05:45,093 We're talking. 83 00:05:45,176 --> 00:05:47,470 I said I would be at work in the morning. I will be there. 84 00:05:49,055 --> 00:05:50,139 Okay. 85 00:05:53,977 --> 00:05:55,937 I just have to say this. 86 00:05:56,020 --> 00:05:59,023 I know I'm talking about the same thing, but... 87 00:05:59,190 --> 00:06:00,733 Let me just say this. You know, I... 88 00:06:00,817 --> 00:06:02,610 I work on history. I work on the past. 89 00:06:02,694 --> 00:06:04,696 You will come to work, will you swear to me? 90 00:06:04,779 --> 00:06:06,155 Morning? Do you promise me? 91 00:06:06,614 --> 00:06:08,241 Shanice, I'll be honest with you, 92 00:06:08,616 --> 00:06:10,910 If I could think of an excuse you'd believe it, 93 00:06:10,994 --> 00:06:11,995 I was going to tell you about it. 94 00:06:27,719 --> 00:06:28,761 Hello. 95 00:06:33,433 --> 00:06:35,810 - What a shame. - What? 96 00:06:36,185 --> 00:06:37,687 One second. 97 00:06:37,895 --> 00:06:40,231 - She's your aunt. - What happened? 98 00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:42,942 Your father had a heart attack. 99 00:06:47,155 --> 00:06:49,407 Who will take care of the children? 100 00:06:50,658 --> 00:06:52,910 "Marcy." She lives down the street. 101 00:06:53,119 --> 00:06:55,788 She's the last person I would ask for a favor. 102 00:06:58,124 --> 00:07:00,084 What about the Nevilles? 103 00:07:02,837 --> 00:07:04,505 Would you call them? 104 00:07:04,672 --> 00:07:06,758 I want to leave as quickly as possible. 105 00:07:09,218 --> 00:07:11,179 I feel helpless here. 106 00:07:11,471 --> 00:07:14,891 My dear, don't start blaming yourself On the reason we moved. 107 00:07:15,224 --> 00:07:17,185 It has nothing to do with what happened. 108 00:07:17,393 --> 00:07:18,561 Sorry. 109 00:07:21,481 --> 00:07:23,524 It's just an idea. 110 00:07:24,067 --> 00:07:25,401 What about "Buck"? 111 00:07:25,652 --> 00:07:27,403 I'm sure he'll be happy to help. 112 00:07:28,321 --> 00:07:31,991 This is not the time to discuss your brother's matter. I don't want him here. 113 00:07:33,117 --> 00:07:34,410 It's just a suggestion. 114 00:07:34,535 --> 00:07:37,789 He has no children. Not married. And it doesn't even work! 115 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:43,753 That's true, but he's reliable and family. 116 00:07:44,295 --> 00:07:48,925 Buck is not someone I feel comfortable with To leave my children with them. 117 00:07:49,926 --> 00:07:52,136 The trash of the people he hangs out with. 118 00:07:52,220 --> 00:07:54,806 That woman who sells tires. 119 00:07:55,515 --> 00:07:57,725 Horse racing. Gambling. 120 00:07:57,809 --> 00:07:59,018 Can you imagine him in this house? 121 00:08:00,144 --> 00:08:01,145 Okay. 122 00:08:05,149 --> 00:08:06,567 Call the Nevilles. 123 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,865 Are we going to Indianapolis? 124 00:08:14,325 --> 00:08:15,410 Your father and I will go. 125 00:08:16,703 --> 00:08:18,204 We won't go? 126 00:08:19,414 --> 00:08:21,582 Nope. I don't think it's a good idea. 127 00:08:24,002 --> 00:08:25,211 Thank you. 128 00:08:26,546 --> 00:08:28,423 I love my father very much. 129 00:08:29,132 --> 00:08:31,009 Why did you stay away from him in the first place then? 130 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:37,932 If my entire family abandons me, I would have had a heart attack too. 131 00:08:44,938 --> 00:08:46,315 I understand. 132 00:08:48,901 --> 00:08:51,362 - Who will take care of us? - Mr. and Mrs. Neville. 133 00:08:51,446 --> 00:08:53,990 -Is this a joke? Don't you like the Nevilles? 134 00:08:54,157 --> 00:08:55,616 Their dog sniffs the testicles. 135 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:57,452 Don't talk like that. 136 00:08:57,702 --> 00:08:59,912 Mr. Neville shouted at Michael Larson. 137 00:08:59,996 --> 00:09:01,789 Because the dog was sniffing Michael's balls. 138 00:09:01,873 --> 00:09:02,874 Don't use this word. 139 00:09:02,999 --> 00:09:04,250 I don't know another word for it. 140 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:06,502 I trust we can speak to Mr. Neville. About the dog. 141 00:09:07,003 --> 00:09:09,756 Sorry, sweetheart, but they're in Florida. 142 00:09:12,633 --> 00:09:16,054 Okay. Go to bed. You have to go to school tomorrow. 143 00:09:17,096 --> 00:09:19,599 -Who's in Florida? -Just go back to bed. 144 00:09:19,682 --> 00:09:21,642 What's another word for testicles? 145 00:09:21,976 --> 00:09:23,352 Go to bed. 146 00:09:25,938 --> 00:09:26,939 "Eggs". 147 00:09:31,277 --> 00:09:32,528 What will we do? 148 00:09:33,071 --> 00:09:34,697 I don't think we have another choice. 149 00:09:36,991 --> 00:09:38,034 Can we trust him? 150 00:09:41,079 --> 00:09:42,121 Yes? 151 00:09:42,955 --> 00:09:44,373 Buck, Bob are with you. 152 00:09:44,665 --> 00:09:45,750 "Bob." 153 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:47,376 "Bob" who? 154 00:09:50,129 --> 00:09:52,006 Buck, I'm your brother. 155 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:54,801 "Bobby." 156 00:09:55,426 --> 00:09:57,386 Bobby, wait a minute. 157 00:10:16,697 --> 00:10:18,407 (Chicago Cubs) 158 00:10:19,158 --> 00:10:21,160 Bobby, I just used your Christmas gift. 159 00:10:21,410 --> 00:10:22,870 Light on applause. 160 00:10:23,121 --> 00:10:25,540 Bobby, you annoying guy, how are you? 161 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:29,085 Wow. Are you drunk? 162 00:10:30,795 --> 00:10:33,798 You know? We have to meet. 163 00:10:33,881 --> 00:10:36,134 I haven't visited you at your house since you moved. 164 00:10:36,843 --> 00:10:39,512 I'm so sorry about the bushes too. 165 00:10:40,138 --> 00:10:42,765 I didn't know it would burn like this. 166 00:10:44,142 --> 00:10:46,686 I was right, I shouldn't have put the grill on Close to this degree. 167 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,273 Buck, Cindy's father was shot. Had a heart attack this evening. 168 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,776 We want to get to Indianapolis as soon as possible. 169 00:10:54,193 --> 00:10:56,612 But we have a problem with children. 170 00:10:56,863 --> 00:10:58,739 We want someone to watch them. 171 00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:01,033 If you don't have anything... 172 00:11:01,284 --> 00:11:04,203 Don't you mind, Cindy? Is it okay? 173 00:11:05,246 --> 00:11:06,289 Yes. 174 00:11:07,039 --> 00:11:09,542 This is great! I'm honored! Sure! 175 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,962 I still have one room, But I'll get a bigger place, 176 00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:15,172 But they can bring sleeping bags, 177 00:11:15,256 --> 00:11:17,550 We will have a lot of fun. We'll set up tents or something. 178 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,302 We'll get some toys and peanut butter. 179 00:11:20,428 --> 00:11:22,221 I thought you'd come here. 180 00:11:22,847 --> 00:11:24,515 Children have school. 181 00:11:24,682 --> 00:11:26,642 What am I thinking? Of course. 182 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:28,728 Do you want to do this now or in the morning? 183 00:11:29,145 --> 00:11:30,980 Tonight would be better if you could. 184 00:11:31,272 --> 00:11:32,607 Okay. It's okay for the night. 185 00:11:32,773 --> 00:11:35,151 This will be good. Don't worry. 186 00:11:35,234 --> 00:11:37,069 I'll pack some stuff and go. 187 00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:38,988 Thanks. See you soon. 188 00:11:41,449 --> 00:11:42,950 He can come. 189 00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:45,661 He was asleep and I woke him up. 190 00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:49,248 At this time, this bodes well. 191 00:11:50,207 --> 00:11:51,208 We can go. 192 00:11:59,383 --> 00:12:01,844 Okay. This and this. 193 00:12:06,182 --> 00:12:08,100 bag. 194 00:12:08,392 --> 00:12:09,435 Okay. 195 00:12:10,186 --> 00:12:11,979 This will do the trick. 196 00:12:23,282 --> 00:12:24,325 Hello. 197 00:12:24,784 --> 00:12:26,410 "Shanis"? My dear? 198 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:29,789 Honey, I have bad news. 199 00:12:30,581 --> 00:12:32,083 Let me guess. 200 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,377 You won't come to work in the morning. 201 00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:39,256 Let me... 202 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:40,466 Let me... 203 00:12:41,342 --> 00:12:42,385 No, but... 204 00:12:42,551 --> 00:12:43,552 You don't... 205 00:12:43,636 --> 00:12:45,179 Hey...let me... 206 00:12:45,513 --> 00:12:46,639 Give me... 207 00:12:49,475 --> 00:12:50,643 You don't... 208 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,269 Let me... 209 00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:53,980 Goodbye. 210 00:12:57,108 --> 00:12:59,944 Oh my God! I haven't seen these kids in a while. 211 00:13:02,029 --> 00:13:03,364 Tia must be 9. 212 00:13:04,031 --> 00:13:06,492 9 or maybe 10. Wow. 213 00:13:07,702 --> 00:13:09,662 And the two new babies, they're... 214 00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:12,707 Larry and... 215 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:15,751 Larry and... 216 00:13:18,087 --> 00:13:19,130 "Betsy." 217 00:13:19,296 --> 00:13:20,715 Betsy... 218 00:13:22,425 --> 00:13:24,343 "Jennifer." 219 00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:26,721 Larry and Jennifer. Two wonderful children. 220 00:13:32,935 --> 00:13:34,979 Honey, he's 40. 221 00:13:35,062 --> 00:13:36,564 And he has experience. 222 00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:41,902 Why don't you go and finish packing? And I'll wait for Buck to arrive? 223 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:05,843 What's going on? 224 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:08,262 Where is everyone? 225 00:14:16,729 --> 00:14:17,813 "Bob"! 226 00:14:19,398 --> 00:14:20,483 "Bob"? 227 00:14:21,901 --> 00:14:25,029 This is not funny! Come on, wake up! 228 00:14:25,363 --> 00:14:27,281 I'm freezing in here! 229 00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:28,908 Fuck. 230 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:31,410 Come on, I'm getting angry, Bob. 231 00:14:33,746 --> 00:14:35,081 "Bobby!" 232 00:14:35,247 --> 00:14:36,791 - "Buck"? - "Bob"? 233 00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:38,209 - "Buck"? - "Bob"? 234 00:14:38,292 --> 00:14:39,752 - "Buck"? - "Bob"? 235 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,087 Here! 236 00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:53,140 Do you have any idea how many houses there are? Big white on this street? 237 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,186 - What? - Lower your voice. 238 00:14:57,269 --> 00:15:00,398 What? What do you want me to do with my car? 239 00:15:00,481 --> 00:15:02,149 For heaven's sake! 240 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,986 - Excuse me, Mr. Hatfield! - It's 2 in the morning. 241 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,571 How are you? 242 00:15:08,114 --> 00:15:10,366 - Sorry I'm late. - No, come in. 243 00:15:10,449 --> 00:15:12,868 -What happened to your mustache? -Thank you for coming. 244 00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:14,787 -I had to shave it. - How is Cindy? 245 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:15,996 It's not okay. 246 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,081 -And her father? - It's hard to know. 247 00:15:17,164 --> 00:15:18,416 All these are medical terms, right? 248 00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:19,959 What happened, a stroke or something? 249 00:15:28,968 --> 00:15:31,178 I quit smoking. 250 00:15:31,262 --> 00:15:33,347 - Good. -Isn't this good? 251 00:15:33,764 --> 00:15:37,059 I smoke cigars now. I intend to continue for 5 years. 252 00:15:37,143 --> 00:15:39,645 I finished the cigarette, moved on to the cigar, Then I'll move on to the pipe, 253 00:15:39,728 --> 00:15:42,940 Then chew tobacco, Then I get to nicotine gum. 254 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:44,942 Good. 255 00:15:45,568 --> 00:15:46,569 Yes. 256 00:15:48,112 --> 00:15:50,364 Money. I'll leave you blank checks. 257 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,491 No, please. I have a lot of money. 258 00:15:53,075 --> 00:15:55,411 - No! - Please. 259 00:15:55,494 --> 00:15:56,954 - No. - Listen, I have money. 260 00:15:57,037 --> 00:15:58,789 Please, I'd like to do this, okay? 261 00:15:58,873 --> 00:15:59,915 -So... - No. 262 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:01,375 - No, come on, will you? Please... - Okay. 263 00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:03,335 I'll pay you when we get back. 264 00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:10,092 I won't have a problem 265 00:16:10,176 --> 00:16:12,720 Collecting a check from out of state, right? 266 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:15,347 The reason I ask is because I've been busy lately, 267 00:16:15,431 --> 00:16:17,516 I was unable to complete my banking work. 268 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,101 I don't think I'll have a problem. Don't worry. 269 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:20,436 Let me just leave you the checks. 270 00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:22,313 Well, if that's okay with you. 271 00:16:22,396 --> 00:16:23,439 This will be easier. 272 00:16:23,522 --> 00:16:24,732 I think so, of course. 273 00:16:24,815 --> 00:16:28,611 Do you have a diver here? What do I think about these things? 274 00:16:29,069 --> 00:16:31,489 For the morning. My tubes are really bad. 275 00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:33,407 The pipes here are good, aren't they? 276 00:16:33,491 --> 00:16:35,534 I imagine so... Don't worry. 277 00:16:35,618 --> 00:16:37,286 Everything will be fine. 278 00:16:37,369 --> 00:16:39,955 I've been constipated recently. This is driving me crazy. 279 00:16:40,039 --> 00:16:41,790 I was eating a lot of cheese, for some reason. 280 00:16:41,874 --> 00:16:44,668 I don't know why, but I have a craving for it. 281 00:16:44,877 --> 00:16:47,296 Do you think it's an allergy or something? 282 00:16:47,379 --> 00:16:48,506 Yes. 283 00:16:48,589 --> 00:16:50,674 I don't know. I can't get enough of cheese. 284 00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,510 I feel like a big mouse. 285 00:16:54,261 --> 00:16:56,472 - I don't know. - Okay. 286 00:16:56,555 --> 00:16:57,932 Let's see... 287 00:16:58,891 --> 00:17:00,518 Miles' birthday. 288 00:17:01,143 --> 00:17:03,562 I forgot this. We'll be back then. 289 00:17:03,687 --> 00:17:05,147 Okay then. 290 00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:07,608 This will be enough. I probably won't use it. 291 00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:09,151 In case of emergency. 292 00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:12,154 - True. - Great. Okay. 293 00:17:20,954 --> 00:17:22,580 - Here we go. -I know I forgot something. 294 00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:24,040 Put... Come on, there you go. 295 00:17:24,124 --> 00:17:25,501 What else? 296 00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,336 Good. This looks beautiful. 297 00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,964 Take it. Give me your arm. Well done. 298 00:17:30,047 --> 00:17:32,633 This is just for a few days, I promise I will call you in the morning. 299 00:17:32,716 --> 00:17:34,426 -You have all the phone numbers, right? - Yes. 300 00:17:34,510 --> 00:17:35,803 - Okay. - We'll leave. 301 00:17:35,886 --> 00:17:37,346 - Well, take care of yourselves. - Thank you very much, Buck. 302 00:17:37,429 --> 00:17:39,014 - Okay. It's okay. -We really appreciate this. 303 00:17:39,098 --> 00:17:40,516 -Thank you. - Okay. 304 00:17:40,766 --> 00:17:41,767 Thank you. 305 00:17:41,850 --> 00:17:43,644 - Give your father my regards. -You can do it. 306 00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:45,437 - Drive safely, okay? - Good, I'll leave now. 307 00:17:45,646 --> 00:17:47,064 Okay. 308 00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:12,047 Oh my, that's for sure. 309 00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:29,106 It doesn't break. 310 00:18:35,821 --> 00:18:36,989 Fuck. 311 00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:43,454 It's 7:02 AM, and you're listening to “Why shouldn't I go to work today,” 312 00:18:43,537 --> 00:18:45,247 This program is sponsored by Koblosky Tire. 313 00:18:45,331 --> 00:18:47,708 To get the best frames, Ask to see Shanice Kobloski. 314 00:19:19,281 --> 00:19:20,282 "Tia"! 315 00:19:23,494 --> 00:19:24,536 Do you remember me? 316 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:31,335 Uncle Buck. 317 00:19:32,086 --> 00:19:33,587 Your uncle Buck. 318 00:19:42,888 --> 00:19:44,139 You like to drink coffee, right? 319 00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:00,322 Are you feeling hungry? 320 00:20:00,989 --> 00:20:03,158 - No. - Come on, you must be hungry. 321 00:20:03,325 --> 00:20:04,993 Everyone loves breakfast. 322 00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:07,788 You should eat a good breakfast, And start your day the way you should. 323 00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,878 So, where are the rest? 324 00:20:15,087 --> 00:20:16,088 Rest of what? 325 00:20:16,714 --> 00:20:18,257 Children. 326 00:20:18,632 --> 00:20:20,217 They have two names. 327 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,927 Miles and Maisie. 328 00:20:23,554 --> 00:20:25,305 Did Miles and Maisie wake up? 329 00:20:25,389 --> 00:20:26,640 I woke them up, thank you. 330 00:20:30,853 --> 00:20:33,105 - Here you go. -Are you deaf? 331 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,316 - I said I'm not hungry. - This is one of my special dishes. 332 00:20:40,946 --> 00:20:42,406 I'd rather starve, thank you. 333 00:20:42,698 --> 00:20:44,491 Does your mother know that you drink coffee? 334 00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:47,953 I'm not doing this to impress you. 335 00:20:48,704 --> 00:20:50,372 I appreciate this. 336 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,877 Is there a specific reason for your treatment of me? In this bad way? 337 00:20:57,129 --> 00:20:59,298 Am I treating you badly? 338 00:21:00,299 --> 00:21:02,301 I don't know. 339 00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,012 Hello. How are you? 340 00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:06,472 Who are you? 341 00:21:06,805 --> 00:21:08,390 I'm your Uncle Buck. 342 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:11,018 -Do I have an uncle? -Unfortunately. 343 00:21:12,644 --> 00:21:14,104 Wow. 344 00:21:14,396 --> 00:21:16,064 He cooks our garbage. 345 00:21:22,863 --> 00:21:25,365 Where is your sister... 346 00:21:25,449 --> 00:21:27,743 Her name is Maisie. - "Maisie." 347 00:21:27,826 --> 00:21:29,536 For the second time. 348 00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,163 I'm sorry. 349 00:21:33,749 --> 00:21:35,501 You must be hungry. 350 00:21:36,293 --> 00:21:37,753 This is for you alone. 351 00:21:38,754 --> 00:21:39,755 Wow! 352 00:21:41,298 --> 00:21:42,925 Put onions in eggs. 353 00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:45,385 I'll go check on Maisie. 354 00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:47,805 I'll bring you cereal when I get back. 355 00:22:04,613 --> 00:22:06,824 -Can I ask you a question? - What? 356 00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:09,993 Is your sister this cute all the time? 357 00:22:10,077 --> 00:22:12,913 No. She is usually in a bad mood in the morning. 358 00:22:16,959 --> 00:22:18,377 Do you want a knot in your hair? 359 00:22:19,127 --> 00:22:20,128 Stop. 360 00:22:20,212 --> 00:22:21,713 I want my mother to do my hair for me. 361 00:22:21,797 --> 00:22:23,090 Our security is not here. 362 00:22:23,173 --> 00:22:25,008 - Yes, she is here. - No, she's not here. 363 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,718 I went with my father to Indianapolis. 364 00:22:26,802 --> 00:22:28,303 They didn't go. 365 00:22:28,387 --> 00:22:31,014 - Well, they didn't go. - Did they go? 366 00:22:31,223 --> 00:22:33,725 Yes. And I'm the one who will take care of you. 367 00:22:34,017 --> 00:22:35,769 But you can't drive! 368 00:22:38,355 --> 00:22:39,856 -Where do you live? - In the city. 369 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:41,024 -Do you have a house? - Apartment. 370 00:22:41,108 --> 00:22:42,150 - Own or rent? -Rent. 371 00:22:42,234 --> 00:22:43,944 -What do you do for a living? -A lot of things. 372 00:22:44,027 --> 00:22:45,445 - Where is your office? - I don't have an office. 373 00:22:45,529 --> 00:22:46,905 - How so? -I don't need it. 374 00:22:46,989 --> 00:22:48,282 - Where is your wife? -I don't have a wife. 375 00:22:48,365 --> 00:22:49,741 - How so? - It's a long story. 376 00:22:49,825 --> 00:22:50,993 -Do you have children? - No, I don't have it. 377 00:22:51,076 --> 00:22:52,786 - How so? -It's a longer story. 378 00:22:52,869 --> 00:22:53,912 Are you my father's brother? 379 00:22:53,996 --> 00:22:55,998 What is your record? Asking successive questions? 380 00:22:56,081 --> 00:22:57,124 38. 381 00:22:57,207 --> 00:22:58,542 I am your father's brother. 382 00:22:58,625 --> 00:23:00,794 You have more nose hair than my father. 383 00:23:00,877 --> 00:23:01,920 Nice of you to notice that. 384 00:23:02,004 --> 00:23:03,046 I am a child. This is my job. 385 00:23:37,706 --> 00:23:40,042 This is my car. This is not my car. 386 00:24:01,313 --> 00:24:02,689 Do you tie your shoes? 387 00:24:08,654 --> 00:24:10,947 When do you want me to pick you up after school? 388 00:24:11,782 --> 00:24:13,450 Don't bother. I will come back with my friends. 389 00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,577 No, I have strict orders. At what time? 390 00:24:16,703 --> 00:24:20,999 Are you really that stupid? I told you I'll find a ride, that's what I always do. 391 00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:24,127 I'll call the school and find out the time, and I'll meet you here. 392 00:24:24,795 --> 00:24:27,297 Do this, contact the school. I won't be here. 393 00:24:27,964 --> 00:24:31,134 Try to evade me today, and tomorrow 394 00:24:31,218 --> 00:24:35,305 I'll bring you to school in your nightgown Sleep and take you to your first class. 395 00:24:36,431 --> 00:24:37,933 4 o'clock, okay? 396 00:24:38,850 --> 00:24:40,852 I am amazed that you are my relative. 397 00:24:42,104 --> 00:24:44,773 Try to ease your nervousness. And we'll get along well. 398 00:24:48,068 --> 00:24:50,487 Has anyone ever embarrassed you like this before? 399 00:24:59,079 --> 00:25:00,080 No. 400 00:25:18,598 --> 00:25:20,892 -Do you think she hates me? - Hard. 401 00:25:20,976 --> 00:25:23,019 Really. Do you think it's because of the hat? 402 00:25:23,311 --> 00:25:24,730 - No. - No? 403 00:25:25,230 --> 00:25:26,690 A lot of people hate this hat. 404 00:25:26,773 --> 00:25:29,484 It makes a lot of people angry once they see it. 405 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:32,988 I'll tell you a story about it On the way to school. 406 00:25:33,363 --> 00:25:36,700 "Batteries, Tires, Tire Services" 407 00:25:38,410 --> 00:25:40,871 Yes, that's right. Listen, Buck. For 8 years, 408 00:25:40,954 --> 00:25:43,582 You make plans and evade them. 409 00:25:43,874 --> 00:25:45,751 What are you talking about, my dear? 410 00:25:45,917 --> 00:25:49,796 Didn't we talk last night? Didn't we talk about it yesterday? 411 00:25:49,963 --> 00:25:51,214 What did we talk about? 412 00:25:51,298 --> 00:25:52,883 I play the role of the father. 413 00:25:53,967 --> 00:25:55,635 I'm glad you can do this for your brother. 414 00:25:55,719 --> 00:25:57,179 You definitely won't do this for me. 415 00:25:57,971 --> 00:26:02,017 How can I do this for you, my dear? We don't have children. What are you talking about? 416 00:26:02,350 --> 00:26:05,854 Buck, I know you think work is pointless, 417 00:26:06,021 --> 00:26:07,898 And somehow, I'm trying to manipulate you, 418 00:26:07,981 --> 00:26:09,983 I will control you and destroy your life. 419 00:26:10,484 --> 00:26:11,526 No. 420 00:26:12,736 --> 00:26:13,987 Listen, I gotta fill this position. 421 00:26:14,070 --> 00:26:15,363 It is important to the company, 422 00:26:15,447 --> 00:26:17,199 It's important to me. I'm busy. 423 00:26:17,282 --> 00:26:20,619 Now, unless you tell me something different, I will offer the job to someone else. 424 00:26:21,077 --> 00:26:23,288 Why don't you give me a week to think about it? 425 00:26:23,371 --> 00:26:25,791 Because I don't know how long I'll be here, my dear. 426 00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:30,670 And during this week, if you see someone 427 00:26:30,754 --> 00:26:34,174 The position may become vacant, so hire it. On a part time basis or whatever it is. 428 00:26:34,883 --> 00:26:37,719 In this way, I will make up my mind, 429 00:26:37,844 --> 00:26:39,387 Then we will see where we are. 430 00:26:40,180 --> 00:26:41,973 Okay. I have to go now! 431 00:26:42,432 --> 00:26:44,059 Goodbye, my dear. 432 00:26:55,487 --> 00:26:57,322 8. 8 left, come on. 433 00:26:57,572 --> 00:26:59,866 Exercise. Get the blood circulation moving. 434 00:27:00,033 --> 00:27:01,785 Come on. Move faster. 435 00:27:02,577 --> 00:27:04,329 Isn't peace wonderful? 436 00:27:04,746 --> 00:27:09,042 "Mikhail Gorbachev", The most evil emperor in captivity, 437 00:27:09,876 --> 00:27:12,754 Manhattan and the United Nations were stunned. 438 00:27:12,838 --> 00:27:16,258 By announcing a unilateral reduction For soldiers of the Soviet Union, 439 00:27:16,758 --> 00:27:20,220 He smiled and waved to the former Cold War soldiers 440 00:27:20,554 --> 00:27:22,180 Ronald Reagan... 441 00:27:33,859 --> 00:27:36,862 The stock market was at its best since July. 442 00:27:37,946 --> 00:27:39,155 Die in your anger, Karl Marx. 443 00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,480 Would you like to talk about a possible lunch exchange? 444 00:29:01,821 --> 00:29:03,114 Cover your ears. 445 00:29:03,281 --> 00:29:04,491 - What? -Just do this. 446 00:29:11,164 --> 00:29:14,501 Do you know how expensive an engine is? To make a sound like that? 447 00:29:23,510 --> 00:29:24,761 Call me. 448 00:29:27,055 --> 00:29:28,556 Have you ever heard of engine tuning? 449 00:29:31,935 --> 00:29:33,812 Have you ever heard of ritual murder? 450 00:29:36,231 --> 00:29:37,274 I didn't understand you. 451 00:29:37,524 --> 00:29:40,235 He stared at her face like that again in public, And you will be done. 452 00:29:45,198 --> 00:29:46,366 You! 453 00:29:52,289 --> 00:29:54,165 -Are you crazy? - I can be like that. 454 00:29:54,374 --> 00:29:55,667 You could have taken his head off! 455 00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:56,918 Yes, but would he have noticed? 456 00:29:57,669 --> 00:29:59,587 Can we clarify something? 457 00:29:59,671 --> 00:30:02,007 This young man is a predatory animal and you are his prey. 458 00:30:02,090 --> 00:30:03,591 - Really? - Sure. 459 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:04,801 How do you know this? 460 00:30:05,218 --> 00:30:08,138 When I was his age, I was the guy who targeted girls like you. 461 00:30:09,014 --> 00:30:11,433 A beautiful face with great sadness visible. 462 00:30:11,558 --> 00:30:14,144 I advise you to stay out of my private life. 463 00:30:15,603 --> 00:30:17,564 Do your family stay away from your private life? 464 00:30:17,647 --> 00:30:19,983 They don't know anything about my personal life. 465 00:30:21,693 --> 00:30:23,111 Have they met this lover? 466 00:30:24,404 --> 00:30:25,405 His name is "Bug". 467 00:30:27,741 --> 00:30:29,242 First or last name? 468 00:30:29,617 --> 00:30:32,329 - The first. -And what is the family name? "Spray"? 469 00:30:35,957 --> 00:30:38,168 Look who's talking? "Buck." 470 00:30:56,895 --> 00:30:59,230 No. 471 00:31:00,690 --> 00:31:02,025 Don't look at me that way. 472 00:31:03,485 --> 00:31:04,527 Don't look. 473 00:31:05,695 --> 00:31:06,988 This is unfair. 474 00:31:12,952 --> 00:31:15,246 Don't you have a favorite doll or something? 475 00:31:16,956 --> 00:31:19,501 Why don't we get one of your dolls? And we make her wear your father's pajamas. 476 00:31:19,626 --> 00:31:20,919 No. 477 00:31:27,592 --> 00:31:29,803 Your brother! What about your brother? 478 00:31:31,304 --> 00:31:33,932 What about the dog? You know the dog. 479 00:31:39,646 --> 00:31:41,231 You can't. You simply can't. 480 00:31:43,191 --> 00:31:47,153 It's a new law. it's all over. It's in the books. 481 00:31:49,239 --> 00:31:50,782 It's not in your best interest to sleep with me. 482 00:31:52,450 --> 00:31:54,202 Would someone answer the phone, please? 483 00:31:56,996 --> 00:31:59,165 Do I have to do everything here? 484 00:32:04,629 --> 00:32:07,549 - Hello. - Hello, my dear. How are you? 485 00:32:07,715 --> 00:32:09,759 I'm fine. I earn my living. 486 00:32:10,009 --> 00:32:11,803 Uncle Buck made me work. 487 00:32:12,387 --> 00:32:14,722 He said some work would make me strong. 488 00:32:15,348 --> 00:32:16,349 At least I'm learning a trade. 489 00:32:16,766 --> 00:32:18,059 That's good. 490 00:32:18,852 --> 00:32:20,353 Your grandfather is feeling a little better. 491 00:32:20,979 --> 00:32:23,857 He sends you a big hug and kiss. 492 00:32:24,023 --> 00:32:25,316 Ask him to hold on. 493 00:32:26,734 --> 00:32:28,278 Can you call Uncle Buck? 494 00:32:28,528 --> 00:32:29,654 I will do this, beautiful. 495 00:32:30,822 --> 00:32:31,865 My mother. 496 00:32:32,532 --> 00:32:33,658 Hello. 497 00:32:33,741 --> 00:32:37,036 The next time you leave, Why don't you ask a killer to take care of the house? 498 00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:39,789 This man is a joke. 499 00:32:39,956 --> 00:32:43,334 Why don't you act like yourself? And you let him do as he wants? 500 00:32:44,627 --> 00:32:46,713 It is systematically dismantling my life. 501 00:32:47,255 --> 00:32:50,133 Another problem, I drool a lot. 502 00:32:50,341 --> 00:32:51,926 You can wake up in the middle of the night, 503 00:32:52,010 --> 00:32:53,761 And you think that you are sleeping in a swamp. 504 00:32:53,845 --> 00:32:55,138 My mom is on the phone. 505 00:32:55,221 --> 00:32:56,473 Good. I will come. 506 00:32:57,098 --> 00:32:59,684 The man left today Leaving Miles and Maisie alone. 507 00:33:01,561 --> 00:33:03,980 Plus, he drinks. 508 00:33:04,731 --> 00:33:06,316 Did you brush your teeth? 509 00:33:06,399 --> 00:33:08,193 Yes. You can touch my toothbrush. 510 00:33:08,276 --> 00:33:11,362 I have a friend who works in a crime lab At the police station. 511 00:33:11,863 --> 00:33:13,448 I can give him your toothbrush 512 00:33:13,531 --> 00:33:16,451 He can run a test on it Let's make sure you really brushed your teeth 513 00:33:16,534 --> 00:33:19,454 Or just put the brush under the tap. 514 00:33:27,754 --> 00:33:31,382 If it is true, We should start brushing our teeth. 515 00:33:33,176 --> 00:33:34,427 Hello. How are you? 516 00:33:34,761 --> 00:33:36,179 I'm fine. How are things going? 517 00:33:36,471 --> 00:33:37,847 Fine. 518 00:33:38,264 --> 00:33:39,516 Are you confident? 519 00:33:39,641 --> 00:33:42,227 Everything is fine here. Everything. 520 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,603 Are the children okay? 521 00:33:43,937 --> 00:33:46,731 Kids are great! We're having a great time together. 522 00:33:47,023 --> 00:33:48,483 How is your father? 523 00:33:48,566 --> 00:33:50,985 He's fine. It's getting better, thanks. 524 00:33:51,444 --> 00:33:53,238 Good. It's good news. This is encouraging. 525 00:33:53,404 --> 00:33:55,615 I have a good feeling about this. He will be fine. 526 00:33:56,282 --> 00:33:57,867 I have a few questions I want to ask you. 527 00:33:58,451 --> 00:34:01,204 You have an interesting collection of dishes here In the living room. 528 00:34:01,829 --> 00:34:02,872 Is it old? 529 00:34:02,956 --> 00:34:04,999 - Yes. - It is. 530 00:34:06,042 --> 00:34:08,002 Where can you find something similar? 531 00:34:08,086 --> 00:34:10,420 In an antique store downtown or something? 532 00:34:12,966 --> 00:34:14,007 In "England". 533 00:34:14,884 --> 00:34:16,219 Everything seems... 534 00:34:20,974 --> 00:34:23,309 How many times a day do you feed a dog like this? 535 00:34:24,143 --> 00:34:27,813 How many times a day do you think he eats? 536 00:34:28,523 --> 00:34:29,565 4 or 5 times. 537 00:34:30,065 --> 00:34:32,610 I should have told you he eats all at once. Once a day. 538 00:34:33,319 --> 00:34:34,654 Once. 539 00:34:36,155 --> 00:34:38,658 What does he like to drink? Water? 540 00:34:38,783 --> 00:34:40,493 Yes. He drinks water. 541 00:34:40,868 --> 00:34:42,120 Keep some water out. 542 00:34:42,453 --> 00:34:44,414 I used to leave the toilet lids open. 543 00:34:45,498 --> 00:34:46,583 Yes. 544 00:34:47,542 --> 00:34:49,460 Is this blue water? Not good for him. 545 00:34:49,710 --> 00:34:51,462 Oh my God. 546 00:34:51,838 --> 00:34:53,715 It might mean something. 547 00:34:54,299 --> 00:34:55,550 Nothing. 548 00:34:55,632 --> 00:34:59,929 Just a weird color on the grass outside. 549 00:35:00,471 --> 00:35:01,848 Buck... 550 00:35:04,225 --> 00:35:08,104 I want you to know that I feel safe To know that you are there. 551 00:35:11,399 --> 00:35:12,483 Thank you very much. 552 00:35:12,817 --> 00:35:14,193 Okay, bye. 553 00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:22,619 "Bob"! 554 00:35:23,536 --> 00:35:24,621 "Bob"! 555 00:36:58,047 --> 00:36:59,382 "Cindy." 556 00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:10,143 Let's go. Open up. 557 00:37:12,937 --> 00:37:14,105 Hello. 558 00:37:22,447 --> 00:37:24,949 I started to get angry. Okay. 559 00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:27,034 Get ready. Here I come. 560 00:37:27,910 --> 00:37:30,413 Come on. What? Should I speak to you in bad language? 561 00:37:30,538 --> 00:37:31,914 Come on, open for your father. 562 00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:36,377 Well done. Quietly and smoothly. 563 00:37:39,046 --> 00:37:40,590 Come on, here we go. Take this! 564 00:37:40,673 --> 00:37:42,800 Take this! Let's go! You don't want the lever, right? 565 00:37:42,884 --> 00:37:43,968 Come on! 566 00:37:45,136 --> 00:37:46,345 Open! 567 00:37:46,429 --> 00:37:47,513 Come on! 568 00:37:48,431 --> 00:37:50,433 I will put it in you whether you like it or not. 569 00:37:50,808 --> 00:37:51,809 Come on! 570 00:37:52,727 --> 00:37:54,395 Come on, bitch. 571 00:37:54,645 --> 00:37:55,688 Open up. 572 00:37:58,983 --> 00:38:00,067 Okay. 573 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:16,918 -Stand still! - What? 574 00:38:17,043 --> 00:38:18,628 - Who are you? - "Cindy!" 575 00:38:19,337 --> 00:38:20,588 It's in Indianapolis. 576 00:38:20,671 --> 00:38:22,256 What to do in Indianapolis? 577 00:38:22,507 --> 00:38:24,008 Her father had a heart attack. 578 00:38:24,592 --> 00:38:27,678 Who are you? How do you know? That her father had a heart attack? 579 00:38:27,762 --> 00:38:28,930 I am her husband's brother. 580 00:38:29,347 --> 00:38:31,516 Really? Who are you talking to with this meanness? 581 00:38:34,602 --> 00:38:35,728 Washing machine. 582 00:38:36,312 --> 00:38:39,816 I don't know how to operate it, So I was kicking her and cursing at her, 583 00:38:39,899 --> 00:38:42,527 This is not strange. 584 00:38:43,152 --> 00:38:44,445 And you thought that I... 585 00:38:44,529 --> 00:38:46,072 Wow. 586 00:38:46,155 --> 00:38:48,616 - I apologize. - Okay. 587 00:38:50,701 --> 00:38:52,286 Wow! This is funny. 588 00:38:54,747 --> 00:38:56,207 I live across the street from you. 589 00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:58,084 My name is Marcy. 590 00:38:58,584 --> 00:38:59,585 "Buck Russell." 591 00:39:00,670 --> 00:39:02,088 "Marcy Dahlgren Frost." 592 00:39:02,338 --> 00:39:04,882 Dahlgren is my middle name. "Frost" is my given name. 593 00:39:04,966 --> 00:39:07,969 I'm single again, but I haven't stressed myself out To get rid of the name "Frost". 594 00:39:09,262 --> 00:39:10,930 And I get positive comments because of it. 595 00:39:11,472 --> 00:39:13,391 I am confident of this. I'm quite confident of this. 596 00:39:15,142 --> 00:39:17,645 Well, I came to invite Cindy to lunch. 597 00:39:17,728 --> 00:39:19,939 But since she's not here, do you have any plans? 598 00:39:20,606 --> 00:39:23,192 In fact, I have a lot of things to do. 599 00:39:23,651 --> 00:39:24,819 We'll have lunch later? 600 00:39:26,279 --> 00:39:27,989 I'll only be here for a few days. 601 00:39:28,531 --> 00:39:30,533 Did Cindy say it would be a few days? 602 00:39:30,658 --> 00:39:33,077 No time specified. I just assumed this. 603 00:39:33,244 --> 00:39:36,497 When my father had a heart attack, I was out of town for 3 weeks. 604 00:39:36,664 --> 00:39:38,332 No wonder Cindy hasn't called me. 605 00:39:38,749 --> 00:39:41,502 One needs a relative for a job like this. 606 00:39:52,346 --> 00:39:53,764 Are you waiting for your friend? 607 00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,892 Shut up. 608 00:39:56,058 --> 00:39:57,143 "Tia." 609 00:39:59,228 --> 00:40:00,271 "Tia." 610 00:40:01,981 --> 00:40:05,067 Why did you put on all this makeup? We're just going bowling. 611 00:40:05,860 --> 00:40:07,069 I won't go bowling. 612 00:40:07,278 --> 00:40:08,404 Seriously, it's a great sport. 613 00:40:08,487 --> 00:40:11,198 It is almost impossible To get pregnant while practicing it. 614 00:40:11,282 --> 00:40:12,408 If you know what I mean. 615 00:40:13,034 --> 00:40:14,702 You are disgusting. 616 00:40:15,369 --> 00:40:17,496 I would rather die before going anywhere with you. 617 00:40:18,164 --> 00:40:20,416 -It'll be fun. -They have shoes for rent. 618 00:40:21,083 --> 00:40:22,627 And foot diseases as well. 619 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,754 We ended the discussion. 620 00:40:24,837 --> 00:40:26,714 I have the upper hand. 621 00:40:27,131 --> 00:40:28,591 You will lose again. 622 00:40:29,133 --> 00:40:30,343 Try me. 623 00:40:31,344 --> 00:40:33,095 How would you like to spend the following nights? 624 00:40:33,179 --> 00:40:35,723 And you're wondering If he's your crazy, unemployed uncle 625 00:40:36,849 --> 00:40:38,976 Shave your head while you sleep? 626 00:40:39,894 --> 00:40:41,145 See you in the car. 627 00:40:51,238 --> 00:40:53,074 "Palace Bowling Alley, 24 lanes." 628 00:40:53,157 --> 00:40:57,328 "Bowling" 629 00:40:57,995 --> 00:41:00,623 "(Buck Russell)" 630 00:41:13,386 --> 00:41:14,387 Yes! 631 00:41:20,643 --> 00:41:21,978 Please. 632 00:41:22,061 --> 00:41:23,771 This is a bowling ball. 633 00:41:58,139 --> 00:41:59,181 How are you? 634 00:41:59,265 --> 00:42:01,058 I've never seen you here before. 635 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,102 I know everyone here. 636 00:42:03,352 --> 00:42:05,146 That's why they call me "Pal." 637 00:42:06,772 --> 00:42:08,315 Can I buy you a beer? 638 00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,277 You must be a college student, right? 639 00:42:12,445 --> 00:42:14,196 Perhaps encouraging. 640 00:42:15,823 --> 00:42:17,241 You look graceful. 641 00:42:18,117 --> 00:42:19,702 Come on, push it. 642 00:42:20,995 --> 00:42:23,247 Do you like racing cars? 643 00:42:24,165 --> 00:42:29,128 I have a new Bronco in the lot. Red in colour. 644 00:42:30,296 --> 00:42:31,547 Would you like to go on a tour? 645 00:42:35,718 --> 00:42:37,595 Maisie, if that's the goal of the game 646 00:42:37,678 --> 00:42:40,723 Deliver the ball as much as possible to the pegs Without hitting any of it, 647 00:42:41,390 --> 00:42:43,601 I would be world champion now. 648 00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:45,603 - Really? - Really. 649 00:42:52,693 --> 00:42:55,780 My throat kinda hurts. I can't speak. 650 00:42:56,864 --> 00:42:58,115 I have a cure for this. 651 00:43:03,829 --> 00:43:04,914 "Buck." 652 00:43:05,623 --> 00:43:07,917 - Do you have a match somewhere, Pal? - Yes. 653 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,294 You won't get any hits while you're here, right? 654 00:43:10,377 --> 00:43:11,587 Go away! Come on, leave! 655 00:43:15,341 --> 00:43:17,843 You fool! Where were you? 656 00:43:20,346 --> 00:43:22,098 Hurray! 657 00:43:23,641 --> 00:43:25,643 Come on, sit down. I want you to meet my niece. 658 00:43:26,268 --> 00:43:27,937 Tia, this is Rouge. Rouge, this is Tia. 659 00:43:28,312 --> 00:43:29,730 Hello, how are you? 660 00:43:29,814 --> 00:43:31,774 E. Roger Cosell. 661 00:43:32,399 --> 00:43:34,610 Come on. It won't bite you. 662 00:43:37,029 --> 00:43:40,366 Okay. You have to tell someone where you are. 663 00:43:40,449 --> 00:43:42,368 I was looking for your body in the trunks of cars. 664 00:43:42,451 --> 00:43:43,619 Yeah, sorry about that. 665 00:43:43,702 --> 00:43:46,789 I was in the suburbs I'm taking care of my nephews for a few days. 666 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,333 They are nice! Believe me. 667 00:43:49,416 --> 00:43:52,044 Art Linklater was right, He says children are the stupidest things ever. 668 00:43:52,628 --> 00:43:53,671 Is Shanice here? 669 00:43:53,838 --> 00:43:56,549 No. I'm alone tonight. 670 00:43:56,715 --> 00:43:58,509 I'll blame her for not marrying you. 671 00:43:58,717 --> 00:44:01,262 If she had gotten hold of you and married you, you useless... 672 00:44:01,387 --> 00:44:02,805 I would have been able to find you. 673 00:44:02,888 --> 00:44:04,849 We must speak business. I can't find you. 674 00:44:05,808 --> 00:44:08,352 Why don't we go to my office, then? 675 00:44:09,103 --> 00:44:11,105 Could you excuse us? Let's go, talkative. 676 00:44:11,522 --> 00:44:12,731 Nice to meet you. 677 00:44:13,065 --> 00:44:14,900 I will always remember this. 678 00:44:18,696 --> 00:44:19,738 Cute baby girl. 679 00:44:20,865 --> 00:44:22,700 Call "Jimmy Bean." 680 00:44:23,325 --> 00:44:24,326 Really? 681 00:44:24,535 --> 00:44:27,788 He's coming for "Winter Million." At Burlington Park on Friday. 682 00:44:28,455 --> 00:44:31,167 He says it's a boat race. Easy to win money. 683 00:44:31,417 --> 00:44:32,751 He owes you and me. 684 00:44:32,877 --> 00:44:35,379 So he said we should show up an hour before the show 685 00:44:35,462 --> 00:44:36,755 He will give us the necessary information. 686 00:44:37,131 --> 00:44:40,718 Think about it, Buck, with this win, You will secure income for the entire year. 687 00:44:46,348 --> 00:44:47,850 Maybe I can do this. 688 00:44:49,059 --> 00:44:50,603 See you Friday evening. 689 00:44:51,437 --> 00:44:54,607 Thanks, Rog. Take care of yourself, okay? 690 00:45:00,070 --> 00:45:01,405 Watch your fingers. 691 00:45:06,035 --> 00:45:07,328 What "shanice"? 692 00:45:08,078 --> 00:45:10,497 She's a woman they sometimes see with Buck. 693 00:45:10,998 --> 00:45:12,541 Your girlfriend? 694 00:45:12,875 --> 00:45:15,377 She's a friend, yes, and she's a girl. 695 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,047 Are you supposed to marry her or something? 696 00:45:18,130 --> 00:45:21,091 The topic has been brought up, yes, but nothing serious. 697 00:45:21,717 --> 00:45:24,553 Maybe if you get married, you'll stop being such an asshole. 698 00:45:30,726 --> 00:45:31,977 Do you want a cigar? 699 00:45:32,144 --> 00:45:33,270 No, thanks. 700 00:45:33,354 --> 00:45:35,314 Let me know if you change your mind. 701 00:45:35,814 --> 00:45:36,815 I will. 702 00:45:37,524 --> 00:45:39,360 I will bring you a delicious cigar. 703 00:45:48,744 --> 00:45:52,831 This is what separates the men from the boys. 704 00:45:55,751 --> 00:45:59,254 Quietly. Well done, yes. 705 00:45:59,838 --> 00:46:01,507 I got you now. 706 00:46:12,768 --> 00:46:14,728 Happy birthday! 707 00:46:17,773 --> 00:46:19,483 I hope you're both hungry. 708 00:46:20,818 --> 00:46:23,612 You should see the toast! I couldn't get him through the door. 709 00:46:33,122 --> 00:46:34,623 I have an announcement. 710 00:46:34,790 --> 00:46:37,042 There will be some delay in bringing the clown. 711 00:46:37,334 --> 00:46:38,544 What clown? 712 00:46:38,794 --> 00:46:40,379 Miles' mother brought in a clown. 713 00:46:56,979 --> 00:46:58,689 What's up? Don't you like clowns? 714 00:46:58,772 --> 00:47:00,524 Yes. 5 years ago. 715 00:47:00,607 --> 00:47:03,110 Clowns are so boring, they make me puke. 716 00:47:07,531 --> 00:47:09,074 Fuck them. That's all they'll get. 717 00:47:11,869 --> 00:47:13,454 I'm Potter the Clown. 718 00:47:13,662 --> 00:47:14,955 He shook my hand. 719 00:47:17,791 --> 00:47:19,168 Kids will love this. 720 00:47:19,251 --> 00:47:21,170 I didn't ask for your presence. My brother's wife did this. 721 00:47:21,253 --> 00:47:23,464 She's not here at the moment. I take care of them. I am uncle. 722 00:47:23,839 --> 00:47:24,965 My name is Buck Russell. 723 00:47:25,090 --> 00:47:27,426 Great, listen, sorry I'm late. 724 00:47:27,509 --> 00:47:30,721 I was at that bachelorette party all night. 725 00:47:31,055 --> 00:47:32,431 Want jokes about the prosthetic? 726 00:47:32,973 --> 00:47:34,641 I am what is needed! 727 00:47:38,937 --> 00:47:40,981 What did you eat? A few drinks this morning? 728 00:47:41,398 --> 00:47:43,609 I think you did this, didn't you? 729 00:47:44,193 --> 00:47:45,736 Who are you? Mother Cabrini? 730 00:47:46,070 --> 00:47:47,362 Never touch this? 731 00:47:47,488 --> 00:47:48,697 No, 732 00:47:48,781 --> 00:47:51,617 But I wouldn't drink If I'm going to entertain some kids. 733 00:47:52,034 --> 00:47:53,994 I don't have to take sermons from you. 734 00:47:54,203 --> 00:47:55,579 Do you know who I am? 735 00:47:55,662 --> 00:48:00,250 In domestic entertainment at home, I am a god! 736 00:48:01,585 --> 00:48:04,171 Get in your car and get out of here. 737 00:48:04,588 --> 00:48:06,799 Listen to me, let me tell you something, 738 00:48:06,882 --> 00:48:11,553 You lowly fool full of contempt. 739 00:48:34,993 --> 00:48:37,121 Let's go to the car. 740 00:48:39,456 --> 00:48:40,666 Why? 741 00:48:42,417 --> 00:48:44,461 What do you mean by why? 742 00:48:49,758 --> 00:48:50,968 Not now. 743 00:48:51,844 --> 00:48:52,928 It's okay. 744 00:48:55,430 --> 00:48:56,932 Not so. 745 00:48:57,850 --> 00:48:59,101 Why not? 746 00:49:00,936 --> 00:49:02,771 I don't feel ready. 747 00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:06,525 Will you ever feel ready? 748 00:49:12,781 --> 00:49:14,491 I don't know where we're going. 749 00:49:14,616 --> 00:49:17,035 I told you 25 times we were going to get Tia. 750 00:49:17,327 --> 00:49:19,454 She's at a cheerleader's house, having dinner. 751 00:49:19,538 --> 00:49:20,831 That's what you say. 752 00:49:21,123 --> 00:49:23,458 Since when do cheerleaders live in the jungle? 753 00:49:28,380 --> 00:49:29,923 Come on, I'll take you home now. 754 00:49:32,342 --> 00:49:34,303 I don't want to go home. 755 00:49:38,765 --> 00:49:40,309 I'm fine. 756 00:49:40,601 --> 00:49:41,852 Are you sure? 757 00:49:46,356 --> 00:49:47,357 Trust me. 758 00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:01,038 - Damn! - Damn! 759 00:50:18,013 --> 00:50:19,640 Whew. 760 00:50:20,057 --> 00:50:23,894 They seem to be hiring these days The most despicable people as fans. 761 00:50:25,103 --> 00:50:27,105 What are you doing here? 762 00:50:27,564 --> 00:50:29,775 We were passing by to buy some ice cream. 763 00:50:29,858 --> 00:50:31,360 We thought you might want to join us. 764 00:50:32,110 --> 00:50:35,197 I said I'd be home at 10. It's not even 9 o'clock yet. 765 00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:40,118 Who mentioned this? 766 00:50:40,202 --> 00:50:42,287 I just thought you might want to join us To eat some ice cream. 767 00:50:42,955 --> 00:50:44,790 Maybe Bug here can join us. 768 00:50:45,165 --> 00:50:47,209 We can talk about burying the axe. 769 00:50:47,292 --> 00:50:49,211 You know what an axe is, don't you, Bug? 770 00:50:49,419 --> 00:50:50,504 Is it a hatchet? 771 00:50:51,046 --> 00:50:52,547 Kind of. Yes. 772 00:50:53,298 --> 00:50:55,050 I have one in the car if you want to see it. 773 00:50:56,969 --> 00:50:58,053 I don't want to. 774 00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:01,056 It's okay. I love carrying it with me. 775 00:51:01,348 --> 00:51:03,267 You never know when you'll need it. 776 00:51:04,184 --> 00:51:06,853 A problem might arise, say, 777 00:51:07,145 --> 00:51:11,900 For example, someone has been drinking As he was about to deliver his beloved to her home, 778 00:51:12,901 --> 00:51:14,403 Then, I'd like to know she's with me. 779 00:51:14,903 --> 00:51:17,781 Not for killing. But just to distort. 780 00:51:18,865 --> 00:51:20,909 To cut off part of the shoulder. 781 00:51:22,411 --> 00:51:23,620 Or the attachment. 782 00:51:23,704 --> 00:51:26,540 Or remove some flesh from the knee. 783 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:29,835 Are both your knees good? 784 00:51:30,919 --> 00:51:33,005 I like to keep my ax serrated as well. 785 00:51:33,171 --> 00:51:35,215 Sharp enough that I can shave with it. 786 00:51:35,299 --> 00:51:37,843 I have been known to circumcise a mosquito. 787 00:51:39,428 --> 00:51:41,013 You're not a mosquito, are you, Bug? 788 00:51:41,930 --> 00:51:45,475 Wait a minute. Bug, a mosquito. 789 00:51:47,019 --> 00:51:49,229 Is there a similarity here? 790 00:51:51,189 --> 00:51:53,692 I think so. 791 00:51:56,528 --> 00:51:58,488 Do you understand what I'm talking about? 792 00:51:59,990 --> 00:52:01,783 I don't think you understand. 793 00:52:01,867 --> 00:52:03,618 I will be right back. 794 00:52:11,793 --> 00:52:15,088 - Sorry. -I think you'd better go. 795 00:52:15,213 --> 00:52:17,883 I don't want him to lose his temper with an axe. 796 00:52:18,759 --> 00:52:19,760 He's just babbling. 797 00:52:20,260 --> 00:52:21,636 Here it is. 798 00:52:22,888 --> 00:52:25,974 Come on. I want to show it to you. 799 00:52:28,018 --> 00:52:29,436 Maybe later. 800 00:52:30,145 --> 00:52:31,271 Okay. 801 00:52:37,778 --> 00:52:40,238 He'll be gone in a few days. 802 00:52:40,781 --> 00:52:41,782 Just calm down. 803 00:52:43,408 --> 00:52:45,118 I will take revenge on him. 804 00:53:00,342 --> 00:53:03,053 It's a silly thing to do during cold season. 805 00:53:03,345 --> 00:53:05,180 I bet she'll kiss him with her tongue. 806 00:54:08,285 --> 00:54:09,327 Just look. 807 00:55:28,698 --> 00:55:29,741 Next. 808 00:55:32,744 --> 00:55:34,412 I'll tell you something. Let me in first, okay? 809 00:55:34,496 --> 00:55:37,624 I'll cover for you and give you more time to rest. 810 00:55:37,749 --> 00:55:39,167 - Okay. - Deal? 811 00:55:47,509 --> 00:55:48,802 Good morning. 812 00:55:56,518 --> 00:55:58,186 I'm Anita Horgath. 813 00:55:58,979 --> 00:56:02,107 Buck melanoma, Molly Russell wart. 814 00:56:05,402 --> 00:56:09,364 Not her wart. I am the wart. 815 00:56:09,864 --> 00:56:13,868 It's my tumor, my mutation, and...it's my wart. 816 00:56:13,952 --> 00:56:14,953 I'm "Uncle Pimple." 817 00:56:15,287 --> 00:56:17,956 “Back Wart Russell,” that's what they call me. 818 00:56:18,206 --> 00:56:20,917 Or "melanoma head." That's what they call me. 819 00:56:21,918 --> 00:56:23,503 Melanoma head is coming. 820 00:56:24,504 --> 00:56:27,090 I'm Maisie Russell's uncle. 821 00:56:27,424 --> 00:56:28,466 I am her uncle. 822 00:56:29,593 --> 00:56:32,470 Her mother scheduled this interview with you. 823 00:56:33,513 --> 00:56:35,473 I'm the assistant manager here, 824 00:56:35,557 --> 00:56:38,935 This is what you probably noticed on the door sign. 825 00:56:42,981 --> 00:56:44,024 This door? 826 00:56:44,107 --> 00:56:46,109 - External door. Yes. - External door. 827 00:56:46,359 --> 00:56:48,069 Nothing on this door. 828 00:56:48,153 --> 00:56:49,779 We've had enough of this. 829 00:56:51,906 --> 00:56:53,074 I'm sorry. 830 00:56:54,743 --> 00:56:59,497 I have been a nanny for 31.3 years, 831 00:56:59,664 --> 00:57:03,501 And in this time I saw a lot From untrustworthy people. 832 00:57:03,793 --> 00:57:07,255 He used the word "eggs" Because in middle school, 833 00:57:07,339 --> 00:57:09,924 We are not dealing with fully intelligent individuals. 834 00:57:14,095 --> 00:57:18,266 And I see an untrustworthy person When I look at your niece. 835 00:57:19,768 --> 00:57:23,813 She's frivolous, dreamy, and has a silly heart. 836 00:57:24,397 --> 00:57:26,316 She's talkative. 837 00:57:26,483 --> 00:57:27,984 And honestly... 838 00:57:28,526 --> 00:57:32,447 I don't think she takes on one thing in her life 839 00:57:32,530 --> 00:57:35,617 Or her mission as a disciple taken seriously. 840 00:57:38,411 --> 00:57:39,412 She's only 6. 841 00:57:39,913 --> 00:57:41,748 This is not an acceptable excuse! 842 00:57:41,831 --> 00:57:44,334 I hear this daily and I can't accept it. 843 00:57:45,126 --> 00:57:46,753 I don't think I'd want to know a 6-year-old 844 00:57:46,836 --> 00:57:48,713 He is not a dreamer or has a good heart. 845 00:57:49,089 --> 00:57:52,676 And I certainly don't want to know anyone He takes his life as a student seriously. 846 00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:55,637 I don't have a university degree. 847 00:57:55,887 --> 00:57:57,055 I don't even have a job. 848 00:57:58,598 --> 00:58:02,143 Does anyone have a special story that happened to you this week? 849 00:58:03,853 --> 00:58:04,854 "Maisie." 850 00:58:05,146 --> 00:58:06,898 My uncle used to put my socks in the microwave. 851 00:58:07,315 --> 00:58:09,818 The dog vomited on the couch for an hour. 852 00:58:10,527 --> 00:58:12,070 -Are you being honest? - Yes. 853 00:58:12,362 --> 00:58:14,364 Why did your uncle put your socks in the microwave? 854 00:58:14,531 --> 00:58:16,950 He couldn't get the damn washing machine to work. 855 00:58:17,283 --> 00:58:18,660 You are paddling! 856 00:58:19,369 --> 00:58:21,538 But I know a good kid when I see one. 857 00:58:21,746 --> 00:58:23,540 Because they're all good kids 858 00:58:23,623 --> 00:58:26,918 Until brainless scum like you comes along 859 00:58:27,002 --> 00:58:29,295 And they belittle themselves And they convince them that they are no good. 860 00:58:29,879 --> 00:58:33,258 If I frown at my niece Or any other child at school 861 00:58:33,466 --> 00:58:36,219 If I know about it, I will come looking for you. 862 00:58:39,055 --> 00:58:40,098 Take this quarter. 863 00:58:41,433 --> 00:58:44,978 Go downtown and invite a rat Eat that thing on your face. 864 00:58:46,980 --> 00:58:48,356 Good day, ma'am. 865 00:58:56,239 --> 00:58:57,282 Next. 866 00:58:58,908 --> 00:58:59,993 Yes! 867 00:59:19,888 --> 00:59:22,599 Hello, Shanice. Terry speaks. 868 00:59:22,932 --> 00:59:24,559 Walt Byrne... 869 00:59:25,435 --> 00:59:29,397 Could you focus more? His name is Bernstein. 870 00:59:29,481 --> 00:59:31,191 I forgot to send you the message. 871 00:59:31,399 --> 00:59:34,778 At least someone knows what to do. 872 00:59:35,612 --> 00:59:37,113 "Shanis"? This is Buck. 873 00:59:39,199 --> 00:59:41,076 I hate these machines. 874 00:59:41,659 --> 00:59:44,829 Listen, I'm just calling to tell you I miss you. 875 00:59:46,331 --> 00:59:49,250 I know you don't believe this, but it's the truth. 876 00:59:49,417 --> 00:59:50,919 No, I wasn't drinking. 877 00:59:51,336 --> 00:59:52,712 And I was thinking about you a lot 878 00:59:52,796 --> 00:59:55,381 And what we talked about in the past weeks. 879 00:59:55,465 --> 00:59:57,467 I think about you all the time. 880 00:59:57,550 --> 01:00:00,929 And I think of the dimples on your butt. 881 01:00:01,096 --> 01:00:02,430 The two dimples. 882 01:00:02,889 --> 01:00:04,390 What do we call them? 883 01:00:04,474 --> 01:00:06,851 On the right is Lyndon, on the left... 884 01:00:06,935 --> 01:00:08,645 - "Johnson." - "Johnson." 885 01:00:08,937 --> 01:00:10,647 No, those were your tits. 886 01:00:10,730 --> 01:00:12,190 No, your boobs are Minnie and Mickey. 887 01:00:12,273 --> 01:00:13,900 And I remember this because of Disney World. 888 01:00:14,734 --> 01:00:16,277 And "Felix" is the name... 889 01:00:17,904 --> 01:00:20,073 Damn children. 890 01:00:21,032 --> 01:00:22,450 Okay. Come on you. 891 01:00:22,534 --> 01:00:23,785 Come on, home. 892 01:00:23,952 --> 01:00:26,371 What are you doing here making all this noise? 893 01:00:26,454 --> 01:00:27,914 Home, where she belongs. 894 01:00:27,997 --> 01:00:29,624 Come on! 895 01:00:30,291 --> 01:00:31,334 You! 896 01:00:32,085 --> 01:00:33,586 Who brought the cat out? 897 01:00:33,670 --> 01:00:35,421 We don't have a cat. 898 01:00:36,214 --> 01:00:38,007 Come on! Get out! 899 01:00:38,174 --> 01:00:39,300 Come on! 900 01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:47,684 You two! 901 01:00:49,894 --> 01:00:51,146 Open the door! 902 01:00:51,813 --> 01:00:52,814 "Miles"? 903 01:00:58,987 --> 01:00:59,988 Hello? 904 01:01:00,822 --> 01:01:02,866 Welcome. Can I talk to Buck Russell? 905 01:01:02,949 --> 01:01:05,243 I'm his girlfriend, Shanice Kobloski. 906 01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:11,416 I'm sorry, Shanice. He's not here right now. 907 01:01:13,334 --> 01:01:15,128 Well, can you tell me when he'll be back? 908 01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:19,007 He went out with Marcy, The lady who lives across the street from us. 909 01:01:19,716 --> 01:01:21,467 They usually stay late. 910 01:01:26,514 --> 01:01:27,765 Do you want to leave him a message? 911 01:01:34,939 --> 01:01:36,441 No. No messages. 912 01:01:56,044 --> 01:01:57,754 No messages. 913 01:02:23,029 --> 01:02:24,113 It's hot! 914 01:02:38,336 --> 01:02:41,130 Is there a big, hot guy here? 915 01:02:41,798 --> 01:02:43,132 Please don't let it be real. 916 01:02:44,759 --> 01:02:45,760 Hello. 917 01:02:45,969 --> 01:02:49,097 Wow! What are you doing? 918 01:02:49,597 --> 01:02:51,516 Wash. What does it look like to you? 919 01:02:52,141 --> 01:02:55,520 The washing machine is still broken, So I thought of using the microwave. 920 01:02:55,895 --> 01:02:58,147 Heat it in the microwave. 921 01:02:58,856 --> 01:03:01,150 It kills germs and the odors they cause. 922 01:03:01,234 --> 01:03:02,819 You don't know what to do. 923 01:03:02,944 --> 01:03:04,320 You feel very bored. 924 01:03:04,404 --> 01:03:06,406 It requires adult supervision. 925 01:03:07,907 --> 01:03:08,950 Excuse me? 926 01:03:24,090 --> 01:03:25,091 Come on. 927 01:03:25,174 --> 01:03:27,552 -I don't want to dance. - Come on. 928 01:03:27,635 --> 01:03:30,847 I don't feel...I'm not a dancer. This is ridiculous. 929 01:03:31,097 --> 01:03:33,099 I won't leave unless you dance. 930 01:03:33,766 --> 01:03:35,810 Okay, I'll dance. But one dance. That's it. 931 01:03:35,977 --> 01:03:38,771 Because I have to go and lie down and... 932 01:03:39,314 --> 01:03:41,441 Well, one dance. That's it. 933 01:03:51,367 --> 01:03:52,410 What is this? 934 01:03:54,996 --> 01:03:56,539 Come on! The dog is watching us. 935 01:03:56,789 --> 01:03:57,832 Come on. 936 01:03:58,458 --> 01:03:59,459 What is this? "Dirty Dancing" movie? 937 01:04:01,836 --> 01:04:03,296 He grabbed the girl by the neck. 938 01:04:03,379 --> 01:04:04,797 And dive into it. 939 01:04:06,007 --> 01:04:07,050 Do you remember this? 940 01:04:07,175 --> 01:04:08,968 Diving. 941 01:04:18,770 --> 01:04:19,979 Am I bleeding? 942 01:04:20,271 --> 01:04:21,439 No. 943 01:04:22,231 --> 01:04:24,359 Will you come down? My back! 944 01:04:30,865 --> 01:04:32,033 Hello. 945 01:04:35,995 --> 01:04:38,456 Stop. I'm serious. 946 01:04:41,376 --> 01:04:43,252 But it's fun, isn't it? 947 01:04:43,336 --> 01:04:44,670 I think so. 948 01:04:45,838 --> 01:04:47,548 I did my exercise today. 949 01:04:48,174 --> 01:04:50,468 My heart beats like a rabbit. 950 01:05:00,103 --> 01:05:01,104 Yes. 951 01:05:12,824 --> 01:05:14,200 Hello, Shanice. 952 01:05:14,951 --> 01:05:16,202 Surprise! 953 01:05:18,496 --> 01:05:20,540 -This... - "Marcy." 954 01:05:24,377 --> 01:05:27,547 Yes, Marcy lives across the street from us. 955 01:05:28,172 --> 01:05:29,424 She came for... 956 01:05:29,507 --> 01:05:30,716 Shut up, Buck. 957 01:05:31,092 --> 01:05:32,677 This is a good idea. 958 01:05:35,012 --> 01:05:37,014 Is she the one you were with last night? 959 01:05:40,560 --> 01:05:41,644 What? 960 01:05:42,145 --> 01:05:43,813 I didn't go out yesterday. 961 01:05:45,481 --> 01:05:48,484 Listen, I'm telling the truth. 962 01:05:48,693 --> 01:05:49,777 You bastard! 963 01:05:50,111 --> 01:05:54,240 Don't say that, okay? "Shanice." Don't go, Shanice! 964 01:05:54,866 --> 01:05:57,201 "Shanis!" Come here! 965 01:05:57,410 --> 01:05:59,162 "Shanis!" Come on, my dear. 966 01:06:02,498 --> 01:06:04,667 Shanice, wait a minute! Let me explain to you! 967 01:06:04,750 --> 01:06:05,751 Will you let me explain? 968 01:06:07,879 --> 01:06:09,297 You're ruining the aisle! 969 01:06:10,715 --> 01:06:12,091 "Shanis!" 970 01:06:12,258 --> 01:06:13,509 Come on! 971 01:06:14,927 --> 01:06:15,970 I love you. 972 01:06:34,071 --> 01:06:35,698 Why is she upset? 973 01:06:42,497 --> 01:06:45,625 You better go home, Okay, Marcy? 974 01:06:46,375 --> 01:06:48,628 Take your records. The party's over. 975 01:06:49,587 --> 01:06:50,671 Okay? 976 01:06:59,013 --> 01:07:02,725 Well, I'll go home and wait Federal Express delivery man. 977 01:07:12,151 --> 01:07:14,028 Good night, Uncle Buck. 978 01:07:14,862 --> 01:07:16,280 Good night, my dear. 979 01:07:17,323 --> 01:07:18,658 Good night. 980 01:07:26,874 --> 01:07:28,501 - Uncle Buck? - Yes? 981 01:07:29,460 --> 01:07:30,753 Do you have a minute? 982 01:07:30,836 --> 01:07:31,963 I have a lot of minutes. 983 01:07:33,381 --> 01:07:35,716 Now that things are better with my grandfather, 984 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,093 I want to go out tomorrow evening. 985 01:07:37,301 --> 01:07:40,555 You can act crazy after I leave. Until that happens, I won't let you out. 986 01:07:47,353 --> 01:07:50,356 You can't find a way to be cool, right? 987 01:07:50,439 --> 01:07:51,607 Do you mean lenient? No. 988 01:07:51,899 --> 01:07:53,985 - I mean respectable. - You mean blind. 989 01:07:54,735 --> 01:07:57,989 Who are you trying to fool? My parents? 990 01:07:58,698 --> 01:08:00,825 How many times have they invited you here since we moved? 991 01:08:01,576 --> 01:08:04,078 They only tried it when they had to. 992 01:08:04,579 --> 01:08:06,872 Get used to your parents' timing. 993 01:08:08,082 --> 01:08:10,459 - "Buck"! - Yes. 994 01:08:11,627 --> 01:08:13,337 Did you have a bad day today? 995 01:08:16,299 --> 01:08:19,343 It hurts when someone ruins your life, right? 996 01:08:38,069 --> 01:08:39,404 The last round. 997 01:08:44,076 --> 01:08:46,037 Here we go. 998 01:08:48,956 --> 01:08:50,791 A little for you and a little for me. 999 01:08:56,796 --> 01:09:02,261 People used to tell me, 1000 01:09:02,345 --> 01:09:05,680 “Wow, Buck, you're a lucky guy. 1001 01:09:07,975 --> 01:09:10,519 You did it, Buck. "You succeeded." 1002 01:09:10,685 --> 01:09:11,770 And I did this. 1003 01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:15,107 Then they say, "Wow, Buck," Look at yourself. 1004 01:09:15,191 --> 01:09:17,151 You have no children, and you have no wife. 1005 01:09:17,234 --> 01:09:20,654 You don't have a table and you don't have a desk. 1006 01:09:20,738 --> 01:09:23,948 You don't have a manager to worry about.” 1007 01:09:27,411 --> 01:09:28,996 They were right. 1008 01:09:29,412 --> 01:09:30,915 You succeeded. 1009 01:09:36,379 --> 01:09:42,259 The issue now, Pierce, It's that no one tells me this anymore. 1010 01:09:47,890 --> 01:09:49,475 Wow. 1011 01:09:50,225 --> 01:09:51,394 But 1012 01:09:52,228 --> 01:09:54,063 Everything will be better tomorrow. 1013 01:09:56,982 --> 01:09:58,317 It's always been like this. 1014 01:10:01,112 --> 01:10:04,865 Because tomorrow, we're going to the racetrack, 1015 01:10:05,157 --> 01:10:08,994 And we win some big money. 1016 01:10:10,454 --> 01:10:11,539 Yes. 1017 01:10:13,165 --> 01:10:15,167 We're going to make a lot of money tomorrow, kid. 1018 01:10:16,377 --> 01:10:18,337 Would you like a pretzel with a beer? 1019 01:10:24,468 --> 01:10:26,679 Uncle Buck went to school to pick you up. 1020 01:10:26,762 --> 01:10:29,724 Tell Uncle Buck when he gets home He lost, okay? 1021 01:10:29,807 --> 01:10:31,142 Lost what? 1022 01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:33,602 Just tell him. He'll know what I mean. 1023 01:10:33,686 --> 01:10:35,020 See you on Sunday. 1024 01:10:35,646 --> 01:10:38,274 - What day is it? - Friday. 1025 01:10:38,357 --> 01:10:40,901 -You know what this means. - Big party. 1026 01:10:41,110 --> 01:10:43,821 Indeed. 1027 01:11:44,757 --> 01:11:46,133 Uncle Buck is back. 1028 01:11:46,217 --> 01:11:48,135 "Tia"! 1029 01:11:49,261 --> 01:11:51,931 - Have you seen Tia? - She's gone, Uncle Buck. 1030 01:11:55,893 --> 01:11:59,271 She is the one who promised me that she would take care of you both this evening. 1031 01:11:59,355 --> 01:12:00,356 You promised me. 1032 01:12:01,148 --> 01:12:02,358 Don't keep promises. 1033 01:12:02,942 --> 01:12:05,444 Is there anyone in this house? Knows how to keep promises? 1034 01:12:05,569 --> 01:12:07,988 I know you both do this. I know. 1035 01:12:08,239 --> 01:12:10,991 I had somewhere very important to go tonight. 1036 01:12:11,659 --> 01:12:13,410 This is how I make a living. 1037 01:12:13,494 --> 01:12:15,329 This was very important to me. 1038 01:12:15,412 --> 01:12:17,623 My entire year is based on this night. 1039 01:12:18,249 --> 01:12:20,751 It may be nothing to your father, But that's how I make my living. 1040 01:12:21,585 --> 01:12:24,713 I have no choice, I don't care what your parents say. 1041 01:12:24,797 --> 01:12:26,715 I have to take you both with me tonight. 1042 01:12:27,216 --> 01:12:30,094 - Where to? - Racing track. 1043 01:12:33,180 --> 01:12:34,390 Here we go. 1044 01:12:34,473 --> 01:12:35,975 Do you want to go to the toilet? 1045 01:12:36,058 --> 01:12:37,142 - No. -Are you both confident? 1046 01:12:37,268 --> 01:12:38,269 Yes. 1047 01:12:38,435 --> 01:12:40,312 It's going to be fun. 1048 01:12:40,479 --> 01:12:42,606 Beautiful horses, interesting people. 1049 01:12:43,023 --> 01:12:45,025 And you'll win a lot of money, right? 1050 01:12:45,109 --> 01:12:48,195 Sometimes, but it's not the main reason For people to go there. 1051 01:12:48,571 --> 01:12:54,159 People go because of the beautiful horses And brilliant politicians. 1052 01:12:56,161 --> 01:12:57,830 Was Bug the one who picked Tia up? 1053 01:12:58,914 --> 01:13:00,875 Did she say she was going to a party? 1054 01:13:01,375 --> 01:13:04,587 She said she would be back on Sunday. It must be a big party. 1055 01:13:07,214 --> 01:13:09,633 Okay. Ride in the back and put on your seat belts. 1056 01:13:11,176 --> 01:13:14,889 Let's let her go to the party all weekend. She's old enough to know what works for her. 1057 01:13:15,848 --> 01:13:18,017 She does not listen to anyone under any circumstances. 1058 01:13:18,893 --> 01:13:20,227 Fuck kids. 1059 01:14:04,063 --> 01:14:05,356 Yes. Kobloski tires. 1060 01:14:06,523 --> 01:14:07,900 Hello. This is me 1061 01:14:08,984 --> 01:14:10,694 Buck, can you never understand? 1062 01:14:11,070 --> 01:14:14,323 Shanice, this isn't about me. I have a problem at home. 1063 01:14:14,782 --> 01:14:16,575 I need someone to take care of the two children. 1064 01:14:16,867 --> 01:14:18,619 No. I'll tell you what you need. 1065 01:14:18,702 --> 01:14:21,580 Who provides you with the name of the horse in the city, And you want to go to the racetrack. 1066 01:14:21,664 --> 01:14:23,791 I met Rog and he told me everything. 1067 01:14:24,166 --> 01:14:26,669 This idiot dared to ask me for a loan. 1068 01:14:27,211 --> 01:14:28,212 What's up? 1069 01:14:28,295 --> 01:14:31,090 You cannot take both children with you When you intend to cheat in a race? 1070 01:14:31,173 --> 01:14:32,758 Did your conscience wake up while you were in the suburbs? 1071 01:14:33,092 --> 01:14:35,636 I almost took them with me. They were in the car. 1072 01:14:36,512 --> 01:14:39,056 Can we put our own problems aside for a second? 1073 01:14:39,723 --> 01:14:41,392 Tia abandoned me. 1074 01:14:41,475 --> 01:14:43,727 I was supposed to pick her up after school. She wasn't there. 1075 01:14:43,811 --> 01:14:44,937 What do you mean, did you run away? 1076 01:14:46,271 --> 01:14:48,273 I think so. I don't know. 1077 01:14:48,565 --> 01:14:52,027 She's 15, angry and confused, 1078 01:14:53,278 --> 01:14:55,197 And I must find it. 1079 01:14:56,448 --> 01:14:58,033 Can you help me? 1080 01:14:59,118 --> 01:15:01,120 I'm really stuck, Shanice. 1081 01:15:05,082 --> 01:15:06,417 Okay. 1082 01:15:06,917 --> 01:15:09,503 I will help you because there are children involved in this. 1083 01:15:09,586 --> 01:15:13,090 But as far as the two of us are concerned, It's over. 1084 01:15:14,967 --> 01:15:16,218 Whatever you want. 1085 01:15:18,470 --> 01:15:20,305 - I'll be there. - Thank you. 1086 01:15:20,931 --> 01:15:22,474 I'm sorry about what happened. 1087 01:15:44,621 --> 01:15:46,540 - Your car is on fire. - Your car is on fire. 1088 01:15:46,623 --> 01:15:48,500 No. This is just oil. 1089 01:15:48,792 --> 01:15:51,503 I'm looking for a party somewhere around here. 1090 01:15:51,587 --> 01:15:53,172 It's in Totoa Line. 1091 01:15:53,756 --> 01:15:56,550 - My niece is there. - Our son is there. 1092 01:15:56,633 --> 01:15:58,010 Boys. 1093 01:15:58,093 --> 01:16:00,804 I don't think you should go there And you're wearing this hat. They will kill you. 1094 01:16:01,096 --> 01:16:02,014 - Really? - Yes. 1095 01:16:02,097 --> 01:16:02,931 Thanks for the information. 1096 01:16:49,436 --> 01:16:53,148 I'm supposed to come and take care of you both. 1097 01:16:56,610 --> 01:16:57,653 Hello! 1098 01:16:58,195 --> 01:17:00,656 I'm Shanice Kobloski. Uncle Buck's girlfriend. 1099 01:17:00,989 --> 01:17:02,658 May I see your driver's license, ma'am? 1100 01:17:04,118 --> 01:17:05,244 Yes. 1101 01:17:05,661 --> 01:17:06,745 Of course. 1102 01:17:07,121 --> 01:17:08,455 Good idea. 1103 01:17:10,916 --> 01:17:12,417 Here you go! Here she is! 1104 01:17:13,001 --> 01:17:14,837 See? Look. 1105 01:17:15,295 --> 01:17:16,380 Look! 1106 01:17:16,755 --> 01:17:18,507 Can you take it out, ma'am? 1107 01:17:18,674 --> 01:17:19,967 Take it out? 1108 01:17:43,198 --> 01:17:44,449 Are you okay? 1109 01:17:45,450 --> 01:17:47,286 Come on. What's up? 1110 01:18:12,477 --> 01:18:14,521 I'm crossing. How are you? 1111 01:18:16,148 --> 01:18:17,441 Are you having a good time? 1112 01:18:17,816 --> 01:18:19,776 Have you seen a guy named Bug here? 1113 01:18:21,737 --> 01:18:23,030 I'm Tia Russell's uncle. 1114 01:18:23,113 --> 01:18:26,200 Do you know Tia? no? It's new. 1115 01:18:26,700 --> 01:18:28,160 I am her uncle. 1116 01:18:29,203 --> 01:18:31,288 You didn't see Bug here, did you? 1117 01:18:31,371 --> 01:18:32,873 - No. - No. 1118 01:18:33,582 --> 01:18:34,875 Nice young man. 1119 01:18:34,958 --> 01:18:37,252 You! Come back here with these! 1120 01:18:43,717 --> 01:18:45,385 How are you? 1121 01:18:45,469 --> 01:18:47,054 Has anyone seen Bug here? 1122 01:18:48,764 --> 01:18:50,182 Great music. 1123 01:18:51,225 --> 01:18:52,768 Who is the band? "Grass Roots"? 1124 01:18:52,851 --> 01:18:54,269 I'm kidding. I know music. 1125 01:19:00,984 --> 01:19:03,195 Stop, please. 1126 01:19:06,156 --> 01:19:08,200 What on earth is this? 1127 01:19:08,784 --> 01:19:11,495 Celebration time. Let's dance and have fun here. 1128 01:19:12,120 --> 01:19:15,749 Have you seen "Bug"? Have you seen "Bug"? 1129 01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:17,251 This is good quality. 1130 01:19:19,044 --> 01:19:20,629 Keep going. 1131 01:19:20,796 --> 01:19:22,297 Great job. 1132 01:19:23,131 --> 01:19:26,301 How are you? Excuse me. 1133 01:19:26,468 --> 01:19:27,970 The place is crowded, isn't it? 1134 01:19:29,179 --> 01:19:31,098 Come on, dance! 1135 01:19:31,682 --> 01:19:33,267 I don't want to do this. 1136 01:19:34,101 --> 01:19:35,894 Just calm down. 1137 01:19:38,063 --> 01:19:39,690 Hello guys. How are you? 1138 01:19:39,773 --> 01:19:41,817 I'm Tia Russell's uncle, Buck Russell. 1139 01:19:41,900 --> 01:19:43,735 Did you see Bug here? 1140 01:19:43,819 --> 01:19:45,570 No? I'm looking for it. 1141 01:19:45,654 --> 01:19:48,365 Are you Tia Russell's uncle? Really? 1142 01:19:49,157 --> 01:19:51,326 Give me this! 1143 01:19:51,493 --> 01:19:53,537 Take my hat, you bastard! 1144 01:19:54,079 --> 01:19:55,080 You're welcome. 1145 01:19:55,163 --> 01:19:56,290 Okay, buddy. 1146 01:19:58,750 --> 01:20:00,210 Have you seen a guy called "Bug"? 1147 01:20:00,294 --> 01:20:02,379 Everyone knows "Bug". He's famous. 1148 01:20:03,255 --> 01:20:04,381 Let me pass, okay? 1149 01:20:04,506 --> 01:20:06,300 Does your mother know you do this? 1150 01:20:10,470 --> 01:20:12,306 This room is reserved. 1151 01:20:12,889 --> 01:20:15,517 - I want to go. - No, you don't want that. 1152 01:20:18,687 --> 01:20:21,857 If this door opens, I'll hit one of you! 1153 01:20:23,108 --> 01:20:24,234 Do you hear me? 1154 01:22:16,847 --> 01:22:17,931 "Tia." 1155 01:22:36,575 --> 01:22:38,118 You were right. 1156 01:22:39,995 --> 01:22:42,789 Everything you said would happen, has already happened. 1157 01:22:44,583 --> 01:22:47,377 I don't want to talk about it. I just want to bring you home. 1158 01:23:22,746 --> 01:23:24,372 Is this a trick? 1159 01:23:29,628 --> 01:23:30,629 No. 1160 01:23:34,508 --> 01:23:36,384 Do you know what happened? 1161 01:23:39,221 --> 01:23:40,347 Yes. 1162 01:23:43,850 --> 01:23:46,770 Are you going to tell my parents what's going on? 1163 01:23:49,773 --> 01:23:50,774 No. 1164 01:23:53,527 --> 01:23:54,611 Thank you. 1165 01:23:58,740 --> 01:24:01,868 I've been bullying you all week about how to live your life. 1166 01:24:05,622 --> 01:24:08,500 I realize someone had to do this to me. 1167 01:24:09,459 --> 01:24:12,837 I may be the last person in the world you would want to help, 1168 01:24:15,423 --> 01:24:18,718 But I really need your advice, Regarding Shanice. 1169 01:24:19,719 --> 01:24:25,767 I've been playing with it for 8 years. 1170 01:24:27,394 --> 01:24:30,230 Maybe you can figure out what's wrong with me. 1171 01:24:30,981 --> 01:24:33,692 You did a great job gaining your trust and admiration, 1172 01:24:33,775 --> 01:24:36,736 I'm confused why I can't do the same With Shanice. 1173 01:24:46,288 --> 01:24:48,123 You know, there is 1174 01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:56,590 Someone in the family loves you very much. 1175 01:24:59,301 --> 01:25:00,343 I'm sorry. 1176 01:25:01,803 --> 01:25:03,263 Come on. 1177 01:25:04,180 --> 01:25:05,974 No need to be sorry. 1178 01:25:07,142 --> 01:25:10,645 I'm glad I got it Another chance to get to know you. 1179 01:25:15,692 --> 01:25:17,569 Did you do anything to Bugs? 1180 01:25:24,576 --> 01:25:29,080 Wow! What did you do? 1181 01:25:40,508 --> 01:25:43,386 You fool! I could have suffocated here! 1182 01:25:44,429 --> 01:25:46,181 Do you know what I would like you to do? 1183 01:25:46,264 --> 01:25:47,974 In fact, Then you can do us both a favor. 1184 01:25:48,058 --> 01:25:50,310 I want you to apologize to Miss, please. 1185 01:25:50,935 --> 01:25:53,104 I'm sorry! 1186 01:25:53,188 --> 01:25:54,522 I'm sorry! 1187 01:25:54,606 --> 01:25:56,274 Okay, you idiot? 1188 01:25:56,358 --> 01:25:58,068 I'm sorry! 1189 01:25:58,234 --> 01:26:01,613 I don't know if I told you or not, But I am an amateur dentist. 1190 01:26:02,947 --> 01:26:04,199 Yes. It is. 1191 01:26:13,166 --> 01:26:14,167 I'm sorry. 1192 01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:16,544 Get him out of here. 1193 01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:18,004 Really? 1194 01:26:18,338 --> 01:26:20,048 I felt sorry for him. Okay, we'll leave it. 1195 01:26:20,131 --> 01:26:23,343 - I'm so sorry. - I'm sure you are too. 1196 01:26:23,426 --> 01:26:25,345 - I'm sorry. - Let me get you out... 1197 01:26:26,096 --> 01:26:28,515 I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 1198 01:26:28,598 --> 01:26:29,891 There you go. 1199 01:26:31,559 --> 01:26:33,061 I'm sorry. 1200 01:26:40,318 --> 01:26:42,487 - Shall we go? - Yes. 1201 01:26:48,827 --> 01:26:51,955 Really? Come back and I'll teach you a lesson, man! 1202 01:26:52,330 --> 01:26:54,499 You coward! I will kill you! 1203 01:26:55,750 --> 01:26:56,918 Fuck. 1204 01:27:03,258 --> 01:27:05,385 I'll sue you, man! 1205 01:27:06,511 --> 01:27:08,680 Yes. Why don't you come back and catch me? 1206 01:27:08,805 --> 01:27:10,181 Come on! 1207 01:27:10,598 --> 01:27:12,100 Come on man! 1208 01:27:12,225 --> 01:27:15,270 I will sue you, and I will sue your entire family! 1209 01:27:15,729 --> 01:27:18,481 Okay, buddy. It's time for a golf lesson. 1210 01:27:19,065 --> 01:27:21,151 My father is a lawyer, man! You are finished! 1211 01:27:21,735 --> 01:27:23,611 Stick No. 5 fits him. 1212 01:27:24,487 --> 01:27:26,698 What? 1213 01:27:27,866 --> 01:27:29,534 What? What are you doing man? 1214 01:27:30,827 --> 01:27:32,078 Fuck. 1215 01:27:32,871 --> 01:27:34,205 You are finished! You're done! 1216 01:27:34,289 --> 01:27:36,082 I will sue you and take away everything you own, man! 1217 01:27:36,416 --> 01:27:38,835 You'll be broke! So, come on, come and catch me! 1218 01:27:40,879 --> 01:27:42,255 You bastard! 1219 01:27:43,131 --> 01:27:44,132 Yes sir! 1220 01:27:45,633 --> 01:27:48,511 You bastard! This hurts! 1221 01:27:48,595 --> 01:27:51,306 Wait. I'm not sorry, okay? 1222 01:27:52,557 --> 01:27:53,850 I'm not sorry for anything! 1223 01:27:57,854 --> 01:28:00,231 What did you like about this young man in the first place? 1224 01:28:01,149 --> 01:28:03,610 I will never be able to figure this out in my entire life. 1225 01:28:04,277 --> 01:28:07,530 Don't answer. You don't have to. 1226 01:28:10,241 --> 01:28:13,286 I appreciate your confession, Tia. Thank you very much. 1227 01:28:13,495 --> 01:28:14,746 But my problems are with Buck. 1228 01:28:14,829 --> 01:28:18,041 Much deeper than a misunderstanding caused by a neighbor. 1229 01:28:18,374 --> 01:28:19,793 Don't you think he loves you? 1230 01:28:22,420 --> 01:28:23,922 If he loved me, he would never say this. 1231 01:28:24,756 --> 01:28:25,799 What if he said? 1232 01:28:26,341 --> 01:28:29,052 Then I'd suspect he'd want a new pair of tires. 1233 01:28:30,261 --> 01:28:32,305 - Really? - Really. 1234 01:28:33,139 --> 01:28:34,974 You're so kind to talk about it, 1235 01:28:35,558 --> 01:28:38,019 But I don't think you understand the bigger picture. 1236 01:28:38,603 --> 01:28:42,065 Buck is an attractive man who wants to remain a child forever. 1237 01:28:42,357 --> 01:28:43,358 Child? 1238 01:28:43,775 --> 01:28:46,778 At my age, this does not make for a long relationship. 1239 01:28:47,195 --> 01:28:48,279 Well, 1240 01:28:49,781 --> 01:28:52,158 I think he will be a wonderful husband and father. 1241 01:28:52,784 --> 01:28:54,369 - Really? - Yes. 1242 01:28:55,119 --> 01:28:57,038 My sister and brother love it. 1243 01:28:58,331 --> 01:29:02,335 He's really changed since he got here this week. 1244 01:29:03,378 --> 01:29:05,255 Really changed. 1245 01:29:05,547 --> 01:29:07,173 He is responsible 1246 01:29:08,007 --> 01:29:09,843 Caring and loving 1247 01:29:11,094 --> 01:29:13,680 And excited... 1248 01:29:15,139 --> 01:29:16,182 Active. 1249 01:29:16,266 --> 01:29:18,434 And active 1250 01:29:18,935 --> 01:29:20,436 And fair 1251 01:29:22,188 --> 01:29:23,481 And nice 1252 01:29:26,442 --> 01:29:27,735 And humble 1253 01:29:27,986 --> 01:29:30,029 Honest and direct. 1254 01:29:30,405 --> 01:29:31,406 He has a sense of humor. 1255 01:29:31,865 --> 01:29:34,033 And he really has a sense of humor. 1256 01:29:34,367 --> 01:29:36,536 Were you somehow asked to say this? 1257 01:29:36,953 --> 01:29:39,122 No. 1258 01:29:40,373 --> 01:29:42,917 No, I just gathered this from my own notes. 1259 01:29:43,626 --> 01:29:44,752 No? 1260 01:29:44,836 --> 01:29:46,421 It is. 1261 01:29:46,504 --> 01:29:47,714 Really? 1262 01:29:54,929 --> 01:29:55,930 Really? 1263 01:29:57,098 --> 01:29:59,392 - Yes. - This is not his nature. 1264 01:30:15,491 --> 01:30:16,492 Look at this. 1265 01:30:23,249 --> 01:30:24,334 Hello my dear. 1266 01:30:25,335 --> 01:30:27,128 Is the coffee ready? 1267 01:30:28,171 --> 01:30:29,797 I feel thirsty. 1268 01:30:30,298 --> 01:30:33,384 By the way, I told you I love you, 1269 01:30:34,135 --> 01:30:36,638 And it wasn't because of the tires, baby. 1270 01:30:36,929 --> 01:30:38,348 But for the bumpers, remember? 1271 01:30:44,020 --> 01:30:46,189 Are they cute or what? 1272 01:30:46,356 --> 01:30:48,274 This little guy is so smart. 1273 01:30:48,441 --> 01:30:50,068 I will miss them very much. 1274 01:30:50,234 --> 01:30:52,654 They are two wonderful children. What happened to you? 1275 01:30:53,154 --> 01:30:55,615 Recessive genes, appearing every 9 generations. 1276 01:30:55,698 --> 01:30:56,824 I got it this time. 1277 01:30:57,325 --> 01:30:58,368 Tragedy. 1278 01:30:58,451 --> 01:31:00,286 It's not that bad, is it? 1279 01:31:01,245 --> 01:31:02,330 What? 1280 01:31:02,413 --> 01:31:04,248 Home, family and children. 1281 01:31:04,374 --> 01:31:07,418 Yeah, no, that's great. 1282 01:31:07,710 --> 01:31:09,754 We should have done this a long time ago, 1283 01:31:09,837 --> 01:31:11,756 Something like this, you and me. 1284 01:31:26,562 --> 01:31:27,814 They are here! 1285 01:31:33,820 --> 01:31:35,488 What do we do? 1286 01:31:36,489 --> 01:31:39,742 On your sister and mother 1287 01:31:40,326 --> 01:31:42,787 To settle matters between them. 1288 01:31:42,870 --> 01:31:44,330 They have to talk about certain things. 1289 01:31:44,497 --> 01:31:46,332 So we will be very silent for their sake. 1290 01:31:46,666 --> 01:31:49,293 Why don't we keep our mouths shut this way? 1291 01:31:53,297 --> 01:31:56,551 In this way, we close it. 1292 01:31:58,177 --> 01:32:00,763 I can't talk at all. I threw the key away. 1293 01:32:55,193 --> 01:32:56,903 The situation will be very different. 1294 01:32:58,362 --> 01:32:59,489 I promise. 1295 01:33:00,406 --> 01:33:01,783 I love you. 1296 01:33:14,295 --> 01:33:15,296 Fuck! 1297 01:33:15,546 --> 01:33:18,466 - Goodbye! - Goodbye, Uncle Buck! 1298 01:33:19,175 --> 01:33:21,093 Can I get out the door please? 1299 01:33:22,178 --> 01:33:24,889 - I'll go! - This is heavy. 1300 01:33:25,056 --> 01:33:26,140 Goodbye! 1301 01:33:26,849 --> 01:33:28,100 Thanks again, Buck. 1302 01:33:28,559 --> 01:33:31,729 Next time, when you are... In the city centre, why not have a coffee together. 1303 01:33:34,774 --> 01:33:35,817 Okay. 1304 01:33:37,151 --> 01:33:39,862 We had a lovely time. I know it's ridiculous. 1305 01:33:40,112 --> 01:33:41,364 We left the house kind of a mess. 1306 01:33:41,447 --> 01:33:43,115 But we tried hard. We are not good at... 1307 01:33:43,199 --> 01:33:44,867 - “Shanis.” - What? 1308 01:33:44,951 --> 01:33:46,369 We'll go home. We will not die. 1309 01:33:46,577 --> 01:33:48,120 I bid them farewell, is there a problem? 1310 01:33:48,454 --> 01:33:49,747 Good. Nice guy, right? 1311 01:33:49,956 --> 01:33:51,457 Tell the neighbors we're really sorry 1312 01:33:51,541 --> 01:33:53,793 Because this thing is standing in the driveway All week long. 1313 01:33:53,918 --> 01:33:56,212 He will get a new car From the company on Monday. 1314 01:33:56,295 --> 01:33:59,090 Of course not! She can still walk Another 160 thousand km. 1315 01:33:59,173 --> 01:34:00,466 Well, but unfortunately you won't. 1316 01:34:00,716 --> 01:34:02,134 This is fun, Shanice. That's good. 1317 01:34:02,218 --> 01:34:03,261 Do you see what I have to endure? 1318 01:34:03,344 --> 01:34:06,472 Don't drive fast. I won't pay any more fines for you. 1319 01:39:28,711 --> 01:39:30,337 Wake up!