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♪

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I remember the winter of '86. The snow came early.

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And it was time to get our sleds ready for fun.

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Can we be done now? I'm starving.

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No, Simon's grounded to the house so we get first dibs on

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the paint.

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Remember what happened last year?

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I remember.

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The war to end all wars had nothing on the pecking order

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of the Buckley brothers.

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Today another skirmish in the struggle for the coveted

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upper hand.

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It usually belonged to Simon,

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but at this moment it belonged to me.

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And my brother Peter.

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And Simon couldn't stand it.

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He had called dibs on my favorite color, again, but uh,

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I'm not grounded to the house, am I?

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New decorations came in at Smithee's so I'm running

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over there to get some before they run out.

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Gee, Mom, how many more do you need?

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That's a good one honey. A hot pizza is inside. Matthew, don't

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get paint on those new pants!

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OK!

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Pepperoni, my taste buds are yours.

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What? It's locked!

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Peter, go check the other door.

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OK.

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Ugh.

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Is it open?

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Nope!

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Let us in, I have to get this paint off my pants before

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Dad gets home!

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And we want some pizza!

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This?

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Let us in or else!

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Let's smash the door down!

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Drop the hoe, Peter!

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So far there'd been no sign of the real enemy.

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An interesting strategy. Simon was in there somewhere, snarfing

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the pizza while we raged against the impenetrable fortress.

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[whistling]

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Hey it's Morris, it's Morris, come on!

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The mailman! Every kid's favorite person

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around Christmas time.

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He brought candy, presents from Grandma, and the Christmas

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catalog.

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Hey boys!

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Is it here, is it here yet?

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Not today.

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When-when?

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Soon!

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Soon.

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Every year we boys waited for the Christmas catalog.

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Whoever got their hands on the catalog first could get their

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order in to Santa before the best toys were spoken for.

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Simon got it last year.

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Come to think of it, Simon got it every year.

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Simon!

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♪

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Simon! Over here!

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Simon!

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Come on!

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Go! Go! Go! Go!

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[sighs]

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I think you forgot one thing, Simon...

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Your sled's outside.

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Are you out of your teeny tiny mind?

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For a moment I thought I detected a whiff of fear in

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Simon's voice-it was an octave higher than usual.

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Puberty had so far eluded Simon.

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It was his Achilles' heel.

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You have thirty seconds to let us in.

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But all your stuff is in here and I'm going to destroy it.

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Remember what Dad did the last time you destroyed my stuff?

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Fine! I'll unlock the front door.

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Huh... I won.

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And with fewer casualties than normal.

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When the calm voice of reason kicked in later,

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I cursed myself for falling for Simon's bluff.

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Ugh!

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How did he get the sled?

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Wait a minute!

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Traitor!

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Sorry!

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I was hungry!

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My goal in life back then was to beat Simon.

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Beat him at something, anything, it didn't matter.

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Simon always won, no matter what it was he won.

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But today would be different.

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Today, I would win.

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Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!

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Freeze! Right there, Santa's

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little helper!

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Dad!

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Keep your hands where I can see them. Give me the hoe,

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give me the hoe!

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Are those your new pants?

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What in the name of... Kris Kringle is going on out here?

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Well how should I know? I lost my glasses and you know I can't

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see a thing without them.

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They wrecked Simon's sled!

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You ate all the pizza!

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They locked us out!

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Matthew wiped paint on the door!

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Woah what?!

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Oh! Payback's coming, John!

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That is it!

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We're getting chickens!

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Chickens?

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[chickens clucking]

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When it came time for Dad to hand out the chicken chores,

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wouldn't you know it? Simon suddenly realized he was

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allergic to feathers.

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I was born second,

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and I've been in second place ever since.

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[humming Christmas music]

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The day Mom found out she was having number five,

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she began to wear nothing but pink.

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She was sure that would guarantee that she'd have a girl

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Good girl Rosie.

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Yeah, Peter never quite caught on that chickens aren't pets.

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I mean, chickens don't even like people. Rosie bit me once,

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so I know.

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No fair! Simon always gets juice!

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You know milk gives him a tummy ache.

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Yeah, Simon was lactose intolerant before lactose

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intolerance was even a thing.

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[gasp]

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Ew! Stop that, Farding!

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[laughter]

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F-A-R-D-I-NG

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Farding.

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Mmhmm.

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It's funny every time.

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The naming of our dog was brilliant.

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A serendipitous gift that kept on giving every single day.

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Come here, Farding!

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Good Farding!

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Up!

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Good Farding!

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By the time Mom caught on to what we'd done, it was

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too late. She tried her best to change Farding's name to Spot,

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Muffy, even Warren G. Harding.

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But lucky for us, Farding only answered to "Farding."

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Hey guys, I'm going to need a lot of hard boiled eggs for my

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egg and spoon race tonight, Matthew,

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you're in charge of that.

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Peter, can you just get Rosie in her coop before you go

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school? All right? She left me a little present on the couch

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last night.

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Will do, Mom.

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Oohh! This better be a girl.

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What's that under your shirt?

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Lookie what I found.

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The elving stocking! Mom knitted that stocking right after I

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was born! That's when everything in our lives turned pink.

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Mom wanted a girl.

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The pink elving stocking!

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Look with your eyes, not your hands!

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Where'd you get that?

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That's for me to know and you to find out.

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I'm choosing first this year.

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[car honks]

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Um, I'll put this back where I found it, but I pick first,

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Capiche?

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Capiche, unless I find it first.

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Hey!

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Take the first available seat!

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Now, rumor had it that Earl, our bus driver, fought in Vietnam.

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I believed it.

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He ran his bus like a drill sergeant.

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Our last driver let you choose which seat you wanted to sit in.

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[clears throat]

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Not Earl.

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[ominous music]

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First available seat, Finn. Good morning.

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Morning, guys.

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[kids talking]

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[gasp]

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The Hagbarts! Finn, Feeb, Fae, and Little Francie.

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Nemesis to all.

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They doled out a slice of misery to anyone who got in their way.

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Scaredy cats.

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Now, we Buckley brothers had miraculously evaded

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their evil eye by laying low in vinyl seats.

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Our strategy was to never make eye contact.

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We thought we'd be free of them this year.

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You're in my seat.

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But lucky us, Finn got held back.

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Scram!

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You big smelly goober face!

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Nice one, Simon.

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Let's just, rewind the VCR...

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No harm done.

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You gonna beat Simon up?

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Shut it, Sid.

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Looks like it's gonna' be a holly jolly Christmas.

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[school bell rings]

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After six hours of being locked up, we were finally set free.

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Look what I made!

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What is that?

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An angel! We're putting it on our tree when we get home.

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That thing is as ugly as sin and will never go on a Buckley tree.

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I'm telling Mom.

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Huh, the school yard had been cleared out like last year's

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decorations at Smithee's general store. I sniffed the air.

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It smelled like a brawl.

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You guys, stay right here. Don't move.

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[kids chanting fight]

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Oh! Simon!

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First blood has been drawn, and there was only one person who

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could be responsible.

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I smelled him before I saw him.

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Get him, Finn!

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He's gonna get it now.

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Hit him, Finn!

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Matthew, watch out!

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Ha!

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Uh oh.

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That's not good.

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I'm dead!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Listen!

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You can't shake hands with a clenched fist!

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Finn!

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Remember that!

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Bus leaves in two minutes.

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You want a ride home?

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You'd best be on it.

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♪

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Let's go.

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Excuse me, excuse me.

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Finn. What happened?

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I couldn't understand why Mrs. Honeywell was always so

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kind to Finn.

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All right, let's go inside and get you cleaned up, ok?

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Maybe she just didn't see what was really going on.

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Hey, the parents will know nothing.

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Thanks, guys.

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The catalog!

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Back off, brothers!

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I'm gonna' get that Finn Hagbart if it's the last thing I do.

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You and what army?

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[Romeo and Juliet Fantasy Overture]

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Looks like we have new neighbors.

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Why are you talking funny?

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I'm not talking funny.

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You know the first time you notice that a girl is a girl?

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Stay here.

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Yeah...

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John, boil the eggs.

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OK.

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Why are you here?

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No reason.

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[overture continues]

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Peter was... too young to understand.

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Boys, eleven o'clock.

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What are you doing?

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Gathering... soil samples?

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How do I keep loosing to this guy?

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Fascinating.

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I'm Juniper, and you guys are?

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I'm Peter, this is Rosie.

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Oh your dogs so cute, what's her name?

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Uhh...

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Hi, I'm Alan Goodman.

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Nice chicken, I used to raise dorkens when I was little.

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Dorken? What's a dorken?

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You look like you could use a friend.

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Ohhh, that's a dorken.

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Boys, lets go, we're late.

273
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:01,567
I should go.

274
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,370
There's a carnival at the school later.

275
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,338
You guys should come, its free.

276
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,641
Maybe I will, bye.

277
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:09,441
Bye.

278
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,277
Nice job Pete!

279
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,445
Huh? What did I do?

280
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:20,119
Hey, thanks for boiling the eggs.

281
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,756
What does boil mean?

282
00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:25,958
Mhmm.

283
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:28,928
Big smiles!

284
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:31,997
Do not let John bob for apples, last year he fell in the barrel

285
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:32,698
and almost drowned.

286
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,300
Alright no drowning this year.

287
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:37,102
And no candy, or junk.

288
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,370
Ok no candy or junk.

289
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:42,074
Was she serious? Candy and junk were flowing like milk and honey

290
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,244
But come to my egg and spoon race, we have prizes.

291
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,012
Not candy.

292
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:49,548
Tooth brushes, pencils.

293
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,420
I want candy.

294
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,622
Me too, lets go.

295
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,658
[carnival music plays]

296
00:16:10,836 --> 00:16:12,104
Thank you.

297
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,139
Scram!

298
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,609
Why are the Hagbarts so evil?

299
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,512
That's one of life's great mysteries.

300
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,316
She came!

301
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,484
Sweeter than candy.

302
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,586
Lets go bob for apples.

303
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,188
But, you promised mom.

304
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,322
I'll hold your feet.

305
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:31,790
Yeah, come on.

306
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:35,260
You said you'd hold my feet.

307
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:40,065
I could have died. I'm telling mom!

308
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,168
You tell mom no catalog, no toys.

309
00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,271
Attention kids, the egg and spoon race will start in a few

310
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,073
minutes.

311
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,179
I've never been in an egg and spoon race before.

312
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,215
Oh I have, lots of times.

313
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,283
Matthew Marrian Buckley.

314
00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,618
Not my middle name!

315
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:03,822
Did I not ask you to boil the eggs?

316
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,591
Thanks Mom.

317
00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:08,627
Seven years of hiding Marrian from public knowledge,

318
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,596
down the drain.

319
00:17:10,629 --> 00:17:14,333
Matthew, you're in time out when we get home.

320
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,701
Very disappointed.

321
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,804
At least I can count on Simon to do the right thing.

322
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:22,574
thank you sweetheart for taking such good care of John.

323
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,243
My pleasure mom.

324
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,344
But--

325
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:30,783
Mom says no but, I'm pretty sure Simon's adopted.

326
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:35,888
Now I don't recall when the parents decided that the tub

327
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:39,625
was the perfect place for timeouts, but eventually boys

328
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,194
learned to accept, and then embrace it.

329
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,730
I mean, if we figured if we were in the tub we didn’t have to do

330
00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:48,167
chores or homework, it was a win-win.

331
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,470
So uhh... what did you do this time?

332
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,572
I don't remember.

333
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,675
That's a good answer.

334
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,178
You've got a future in politics I think.

335
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:05,684
And listen, I think your mom's had a really, really long day

336
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,187
I would really appreciate it if you could try a little

337
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,188
bit harder.

338
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,223
But...

339
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:14,326
Ok... I'll try.

340
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,595
Thanks.

341
00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:20,799
Now why don't you go apologize, and then perhaps you, your

342
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,668
brothers, and myself.

343
00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:24,903
Could make our way up to the pirate ship.

344
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,507
Sail the seven seas for a little while.

345
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:31,243
What do you say about that?

346
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:32,244
Arrrrg.

347
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:32,911
Arrrrgh.

348
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,713
Arrrrrrg.

349
00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:37,883
Barnacle, check the front.

350
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:40,953
We pitched in our allowances for months to build this with dad.

351
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:44,923
It was our sanctuary, where we guys read stories about pirates,

352
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,759
gold doubloons, and adventures at sea.

353
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:51,497
No one but Buckleys were allowed on this hallowed place, ever.

354
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:54,766
Arrrgh! Everyone up!

355
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,303
There he stood on the deck of the ship, blood dripping

356
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:01,340
from his rapier.

357
00:19:01,373 --> 00:19:04,243
Drip. Drip. Drip.

358
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:09,214
The crew held still, they didn't dare move.

359
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:12,818
Not one lick, for if they moved they knew

360
00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:14,686
What red beard would...

361
00:19:17,422 --> 00:19:19,424
[evil laughter]

362
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,426
Help me!

363
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:23,395
Ha Hah!

364
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:24,463
Captain Buck-Beard?

365
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,397
Fight me!

366
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,466
[grunting]

367
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,668
Noo!

368
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,471
[grunting, swords clanging]

369
00:19:37,409 --> 00:19:38,377
No!

370
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,946
Ha ha hah!

371
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,514
Whoaah!

372
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,016
Help me!

373
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,717
[water splashes]

374
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,362
My hero!

375
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,336
Matthew!

376
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:08,373
What do ye be dreaming about?

377
00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:11,476
Nothing!

378
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,713
I just, liked dad's story.

379
00:20:16,348 --> 00:20:21,286
You'll like it from Davey Jones locker! Ha Ha Ha!

380
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,889
We're here to pick a family to elve.

381
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:27,559
Ok guys, so before we get started um... I just want to

382
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:31,563
make a quick little announcement to the family. Mom is going to

383
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:32,664
have another baby.

384
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,466
No, really?

385
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:36,602
Its a boy baby, right daddy?

386
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:38,003
Well we don't really know that yet.

387
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:39,638
we don't know that yet, its a girl.

388
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:42,474
Girls are putrid.

389
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:45,043
What about Juniper, is she?

390
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,245
She's different.

391
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:49,815
Ok boys um... because of the baby I won't be able to head

392
00:20:49,848 --> 00:20:52,584
up the elving project this year.

393
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:53,452
Interesting...

394
00:20:53,485 --> 00:20:58,023
So... its gonna' rest on your shoulders.

395
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,994
Lets do the pledge.

396
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,466
We do hereby promise.

397
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:13,005
To fulfill our elving duties with honor and bravery.

398
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,742
We will never divulge our identities.

399
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,744
To the people we elve,

400
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:22,948
No matter what mayhem, or bedlam

401
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:26,385
might be inflicted upon us.

402
00:21:26,418 --> 00:21:28,687
This is our solemn pledge.

403
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,656
Ralph you really need to memorize that

404
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:31,823
one of these years.

405
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:33,959
I had it fine, here you go Simon, go ahead.

406
00:21:33,992 --> 00:21:35,861
Simon always gets to go first.

407
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:39,698
Well its because I love Simon more, plus he's the oldest

408
00:21:39,731 --> 00:21:41,900
we just start in order, ok?

409
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,937
Who wrote this?

410
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,907
We can't elve mom, no one can elve mom.

411
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:52,444
Yeah, she lives here.

412
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:57,015
The Goodmans.

413
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,450
Goodmans?

414
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,586
Mom.

415
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,555
For cryin' out loud.

416
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:05,357
The Goodmans.

417
00:22:05,390 --> 00:22:08,593
You guys only wanna' elve the Goodmans because you have a mush

418
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:09,594
crush on Juniper.

419
00:22:09,628 --> 00:22:10,562
Whoah whoah whoah!

420
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:11,430
I do not have a mush crush on--

421
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:15,133
Hey! Hey! Feet off the couch come on!

422
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,604
Alright, obviously we have a tie, so...

423
00:22:19,638 --> 00:22:21,873
Since I got two of the votes,

424
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:24,443
I would kinda like to choose.

425
00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:29,081
There's a family,

426
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:32,017
they live on the edge of town,

427
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,889
We think you know them, the Hagbarts.

428
00:22:37,923 --> 00:22:38,690
[ominous music]

429
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:41,093
Joy... to the world.

430
00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:44,763
Great, that's settled.

431
00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:46,898
Hagbarts it is then.

432
00:22:46,932 --> 00:22:49,101
[Joy to The World]

433
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:54,539
So I guess Coca-Cola is trying a new formula.

434
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:56,908
Calling it "New Coke".

435
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,210
Oh, that's gonna be big.

436
00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,244
It sure was.

437
00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:02,147
Well here's an article about the school carnival

438
00:23:02,180 --> 00:23:04,683
And a picture of John Buckley.

439
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:05,584
Really?

440
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:06,151
Yeah.

441
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,619
Oh that's, its so cu--

442
00:23:07,652 --> 00:23:09,654
[gasp]

443
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,659
Simon.

444
00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,564
[sighs]

445
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:22,434
Now you have to miss the first night of elving.

446
00:23:23,802 --> 00:23:26,772
Justice, served.

447
00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,974
Mom style.

448
00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:35,947
♪

449
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,121
The glorious days of elving had finally begun.

450
00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,591
And even though I wanted to deck Finn instead of deck the halls

451
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:49,995
I felt a twinge of excitement, there was more to this than

452
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:53,198
giving out treats, we became a band of brothers.

453
00:23:53,231 --> 00:23:55,233
The Robin Hoods of the neighborhood,

454
00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,236
delivering out bounty to those who needed it.

455
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,953
Holy moly.

456
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,190
The magic of elving kicked in.

457
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:21,159
And when I saw little Francine with the cookies, I realized

458
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:21,693
that...

459
00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,629
maybe she wasn't so bad after all.

460
00:24:36,241 --> 00:24:40,212
Now I head searched every square inch of that house.

461
00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:42,948
Maybe the catalog really hadn't come yet.

462
00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:44,649
[whistling]

463
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,685
Well hey buddy, how are ya?

464
00:24:47,619 --> 00:24:49,221
Sorry.

465
00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:52,090
No catalog today, maybe tomorrow?

466
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,762
Matthew.

467
00:24:59,598 --> 00:25:02,200
I'm sorry about the other day, its kind of embarrassing when

468
00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:05,203
your mom gets mad at you in front of your friends.

469
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,105
Thanks.

470
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:10,775
I was just about to take the dog for a walk.

471
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:12,310
Could I come?

472
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,679
Sure, I guess.

473
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:16,715
If you want to.

474
00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:18,683
I do.

475
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,601
Wow!

476
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:37,802
Is this really yours?

477
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:42,941
Yeah, its mine, well, its all of ours the Buckley brothers.

478
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:44,676
Can we go inside?

479
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:47,012
Well... we better not.

480
00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,381
Please?

481
00:25:49,414 --> 00:25:51,616
Ok.

482
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:05,897
Ok... now what? Uhmm... candy?

483
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:06,798
Want some?

484
00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:09,701
Sure! Thanks.

485
00:26:17,776 --> 00:26:20,111
Its just too quiet.

486
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,117
Say something, anything!!

487
00:26:26,151 --> 00:26:29,254
So... what do you want to be when you grow up?

488
00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:33,792
Probably a lawyer. What about you?

489
00:26:33,825 --> 00:26:37,896
Well... I'd like to write, so...

490
00:26:37,929 --> 00:26:40,932
I guess I'll be a writer.

491
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:43,168
Ok, not bad.

492
00:26:43,201 --> 00:26:47,806
Monica would love this place, she loves pirates.

493
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:53,712
You can't tell Monica, only Buckleys are allowed in here.

494
00:26:53,745 --> 00:26:54,846
I'm not a Buckley.

495
00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:57,115
That's a good point.

496
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:58,984
Gasp! Her candy cane!

497
00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:00,785
Stop, Farding!

498
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,887
I didn't, I mean...

499
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:04,923
No, the dog.

500
00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,659
Her name

501
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:10,762
its Farding..

502
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,131
Farding, why?

503
00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:16,468
Well, our mom wears a lot of pink blush and

504
00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:19,170
well, another word for blush is fard, and we thought it

505
00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,239
was funny, so...

506
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:23,742
We're just stupid boys.

507
00:27:23,775 --> 00:27:24,476
Aww...

508
00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:27,145
my ship, has sunk.

509
00:27:27,178 --> 00:27:29,781
Stop that... Farding.

510
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,017
Oh!

511
00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:36,321
It was then that I knew, that I'd met the girl of my dreams.

512
00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:39,891
Christmas was coming and things were looking up for

513
00:27:39,924 --> 00:27:42,861
Matthew Marrian Buckley

514
00:27:44,462 --> 00:27:46,197
Not one more sound goodnight!

515
00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:47,332
[door slams]

516
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,501
If somebody yells goodnight at you do you think they

517
00:27:49,534 --> 00:27:51,436
actually want you to have a good night?

518
00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:54,472
Now I actually wanted my own room but Mom and Dad thought

519
00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,241
we would bond better this way.

520
00:27:56,274 --> 00:27:57,742
Get the pillows.

521
00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,844
They were right.

522
00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:02,881
We'd always send peter to get the pillows, he's sell his soul

523
00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:06,184
for one of those wax bottles.

524
00:28:06,217 --> 00:28:08,386
We bought 'em by the dozen.

525
00:28:11,222 --> 00:28:13,391
[laughing]

526
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:19,931
[thump]

527
00:28:21,966 --> 00:28:24,302
I'm going up there.

528
00:28:24,335 --> 00:28:30,008
Honey, they're boys, sit, grab me that pillow for my feet.

529
00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:33,445
Can you get'em up there?

530
00:28:33,478 --> 00:28:38,383
Barely, oh my gosh its just, this child better be a girl.

531
00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:41,486
Oh my gosh.

532
00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:42,387
You alright?

533
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:43,388
Oh!

534
00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:46,458
Oh honey, can you get me a pillow for my back?

535
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,826
Really?

536
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:49,060
Yeah.

537
00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,061
Yeah.

538
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,030
I'll hold these.

539
00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:55,066
I bet you will.

540
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,102
Its payback time John Buckley.

541
00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,536
Payback time it is.

542
00:28:58,570 --> 00:28:59,204
Ready Pete?

543
00:28:59,237 --> 00:29:00,105
Its ready.

544
00:29:00,138 --> 00:29:02,340
Now John could sleep through anything.

545
00:29:02,373 --> 00:29:05,944
Once he was out he stayed out.

546
00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:11,983
Is he still asleep?

547
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:15,120
Yeah, he's still asleep.

548
00:29:15,153 --> 00:29:16,554
you wanna' go again?

549
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,556
Yeah!

550
00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:21,359
[circus music plays]

551
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,368
[thump]

552
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:33,872
The lamp!

553
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:35,840
We're dead!

554
00:29:35,874 --> 00:29:38,209
Oh no! Dads coming!

555
00:29:38,243 --> 00:29:40,145
What are we gonna' do? Simon?

556
00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:43,882
Simon had mastered the art of a hasty retreat years ago.

557
00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:46,518
I stared at him in loathing admiration as I noticed he had

558
00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:49,454
the presence of mind to let a rivulet of spittle drip down his

559
00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:53,958
And then, I noticed John. Sleeping like a sloth on

560
00:29:53,992 --> 00:29:55,827
the floor.

561
00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:58,396
[door opens]

562
00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:13,978
Did he stay asleep the whole time?

563
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,458
[chuckling]

564
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:29,460
That's pretty cool.

565
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,096
Just for the record it was my idea.

566
00:30:32,130 --> 00:30:34,599
Yeah but its still pretty cool.

567
00:30:34,632 --> 00:30:37,969
Maybe I'm not adopted after all.

568
00:30:39,404 --> 00:30:42,006
Has anyone seen Rosie?

569
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:45,476
Dad, Rosie is missing.

570
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:48,246
I'm sure she'll turn up somewhere bud.

571
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:50,215
I bet she flew away.

572
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:54,052
Why would she do that? She loves me!

573
00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:57,188
Rosie, where are you girl?

574
00:30:58,289 --> 00:31:03,494
And now for the pièce de résistance.

575
00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:09,067
Oh wow, honey you have really outdone yourself this time.

576
00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:09,701
Wow.

577
00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:10,368
Thanks honey.

578
00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:11,269
Look at that.

579
00:31:11,302 --> 00:31:12,670
[Ralph takes a deep breath]

580
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,906
Whoah.

581
00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:18,509
Is that a store bought chicken?

582
00:31:20,311 --> 00:31:22,447
Uhmmm...

583
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:27,218
Is that... Rosie?

584
00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,557
Ralph, you didn't...

585
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,962
No, I...

586
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:40,398
Ralph...

587
00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:48,239
You, you know all those chickens. They all look alike.

588
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:51,142
are moments in everyone's

589
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:54,479
they wear little name tags or anything like that so...

590
00:31:54,512 --> 00:31:55,747
Peter l-listen...

591
00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:58,750
There are moments in everyones lives when the stars fall out of

592
00:31:58,783 --> 00:32:01,586
alignment and nothing seems right with the world.

593
00:32:01,619 --> 00:32:04,122
This was one of those moments.

594
00:32:04,155 --> 00:32:09,093
Rosie really looks delicious right now and if you look at her

595
00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:13,998
I mean its almost as if she is... asking you to eat her,

596
00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:17,035
You could have your pick of piece, you could have whichever

597
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,270
piece you want.

598
00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:23,508
She looks more beautiful now than she did then.

599
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:24,642
[exasperated sigh]

600
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:28,313
We ate the potatoes, the stuffing, the rolls and the

601
00:32:28,346 --> 00:32:30,181
pumpkin pie.

602
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:34,252
Rosie, remained unconsumed.

603
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,594
[grave music plays]

604
00:33:00,211 --> 00:33:02,213
[crying]

605
00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,219
Who's for breakfast, Farding?

606
00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:14,425
Mom's favorite platter lies under the ground to this day.

607
00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:17,362
[pirate speak]

608
00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,263
Dad! Dad!

609
00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:20,365
Who did this?

610
00:33:20,398 --> 00:33:23,634
My heart sank, the Hagbarts had plundered our ship!

611
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:24,869
They pillaged our loot!

612
00:33:24,902 --> 00:33:28,773
It was time for revenge and we would give them no quarter.

613
00:33:28,806 --> 00:33:31,075
My sled is gone!

614
00:33:31,476 --> 00:33:33,644
Question is...

615
00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,248
how did they find our ship?

616
00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:42,353
You didn't bring someone here?

617
00:33:42,387 --> 00:33:44,255
Of course he didn't.

618
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:48,292
Did you?

619
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,195
I brought Juniper here.

620
00:33:52,130 --> 00:33:55,533
But I didn't know someone would follow us and do this!

621
00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:58,169
You brought a girl... here?

622
00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,537
What about the Buckley code?

623
00:33:59,570 --> 00:34:02,206
Matthew I am really disappointed in you.

624
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,307
So am I.

625
00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:04,675
Me too.

626
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,310
I had to deflect attention.

627
00:34:06,344 --> 00:34:09,213
Well at least I didn't kill Rosie.

628
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,350
I had seen Mom use this tactic on Dad many times.

629
00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:16,487
No. Wait-wait just a minute here.

630
00:34:16,521 --> 00:34:18,890
You all had something to do with this.

631
00:34:18,923 --> 00:34:23,694
You're all grounded, going home now, grounded!

632
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:32,870
I owe you guys an apology.

633
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:36,140
I made a mistake,

634
00:34:36,174 --> 00:34:38,109
and I'm sorry.

635
00:34:39,343 --> 00:34:41,245
we all do.

636
00:34:41,879 --> 00:34:44,315
Make mistakes that is.

637
00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,286
I'm sorry too guys.

638
00:34:54,559 --> 00:35:00,598
Christmas was barreling down on us like a train out of a tunnel.

639
00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:06,604
We were running out of time, where was the catalog.

640
00:35:07,805 --> 00:35:09,807
Where did Simon hide it?

641
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:15,213
Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go, ho ho ho, who wouldn't go

642
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:17,248
up on the housetop, click, click, click.

643
00:35:17,281 --> 00:35:18,249
[clicking]

644
00:35:18,282 --> 00:35:23,554
Down through the chimney with good Saint Nick.

645
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:26,390
I want the best tree on the lot.

646
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,262
Wait why are we going past Jay's?

647
00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:33,331
We're trying something new this year guys.

648
00:35:33,364 --> 00:35:34,899
New?

649
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:50,815
Augghh. Not the Hagbarts.

650
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:55,419
Look who's coming.

651
00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:01,659
Hi Finn.

652
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:04,295
Prices are on the Trees, cash only.

653
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:05,496
Perfect.

654
00:36:05,530 --> 00:36:08,833
The Hagbart's trees were not like the ones on Jay's lot.

655
00:36:08,866 --> 00:36:11,369
Jay's trees were tall and strong looking.

656
00:36:11,402 --> 00:36:16,374
These trees were straggly and ugly, just like the Hagbarts.

657
00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:23,848
[car door closes]

658
00:36:24,982 --> 00:36:25,650
[gasp]

659
00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,818
My sled!

660
00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,721
That's Matthews sled!

661
00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:32,690
Not anymore.

662
00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:33,891
What's that?

663
00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:37,395
An angel, we're putting it on our tree when we get home.

664
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,865
Give that back!

665
00:36:40,898 --> 00:36:43,301
Its OK, he can look at it.

666
00:36:43,334 --> 00:36:45,536
Call this an angel?

667
00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:47,572
Its ugly as sin.

668
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:48,506
First the ship

669
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:49,440
Whoops.

670
00:36:49,473 --> 00:36:49,807
And now this?

671
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,075
Hey!

672
00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:53,878
I don't remember what happened next, it was a blur of white hot

673
00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:57,481
righteous indignation all I knew was no one messed with John

674
00:36:57,515 --> 00:36:59,317
Buckley, except his brothers.

675
00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:00,484
he broke my angel.

676
00:37:00,518 --> 00:37:02,787
We'll make another angel honey.

677
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,523
Not like this one.

678
00:37:05,556 --> 00:37:07,024
Listen Finn.

679
00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:13,531
Here, we really wanna' take that, that tree.

680
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,633
You paid way too much money.

681
00:37:15,666 --> 00:37:21,606
You know I don't think so that tree is really something special

682
00:37:21,639 --> 00:37:23,941
Thank you.

683
00:37:25,476 --> 00:37:27,478
Merry Christmas.

684
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,990
Take the tree to their car.

685
00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:45,329
♪

686
00:37:57,642 --> 00:38:02,380
You know, after the tree was decorated it wasn't so bad.

687
00:38:02,413 --> 00:38:05,449
Even that angel was starting to grow on me.

688
00:38:05,483 --> 00:38:06,751
Like a fungus.

689
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:08,586
You have the catalog right?

690
00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:09,954
Maybe.

691
00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,356
Give it to me next OK?

692
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,392
Maybe.

693
00:38:16,394 --> 00:38:20,464
John, John, for your class party buddy.

694
00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,833
Thanks Mom, you're the best.

695
00:38:24,735 --> 00:38:25,903
[giggling]

696
00:38:25,936 --> 00:38:29,073
Alright, alright, you got me.

697
00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:31,776
What's all this catalog business?

698
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:33,644
You've never gotten a Christmas catalog before?

699
00:38:33,678 --> 00:38:39,517
A Christmas catalog? Of course, only ours come twice a year.

700
00:38:39,550 --> 00:38:43,554
Hey, did I ever tell you that I'm the champ at ping pong?

701
00:38:43,587 --> 00:38:44,789
Nope.

702
00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,724
Wanna' come over later, for a game?

703
00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:51,429
Now I almost said no, but then I realized that being best friends

704
00:38:51,462 --> 00:38:53,698
with Alan could have fringe benefits.

705
00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:55,800
Alright, you caught me.

706
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:59,470
Wow you're hair's so pretty, how do you grow it.

707
00:38:59,503 --> 00:39:00,905
[giggling]

708
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:02,506
Sure.

709
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:06,711
Just don't go crying to your Mom when I win, ok?

710
00:39:06,744 --> 00:39:07,845
[giggling]

711
00:39:08,212 --> 00:39:10,414
Morning Finn.

712
00:39:30,067 --> 00:39:34,638
Oh wow, thank you Finn, this was so sweet of you.

713
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,907
My pleasure Mrs. Honeywell.

714
00:39:36,941 --> 00:39:37,942
Morning guys.

715
00:39:37,975 --> 00:39:40,211
Yeah, Finn sure is a sweet guy.

716
00:39:40,244 --> 00:39:42,913
These are delicious Finn, thank you.

717
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:45,983
There had to be a way to get him back.

718
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,055
Duckley's staring at you.

719
00:39:51,956 --> 00:39:55,726
Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer.

720
00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:58,696
Click.

721
00:40:00,798 --> 00:40:05,469
Me. You. Pain.

722
00:40:08,739 --> 00:40:11,142
I wondered how many crumby TV villains Finn had watched

723
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:14,145
to master the art of the fist grind.

724
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:19,016
Listen up, tomorrow is the egg drop project.

725
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,919
I'm really excited to see what you've created.

726
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:24,555
And to see who's going to win the prize.

727
00:40:24,588 --> 00:40:27,525
Egg drop day! We were going to drop raw eggs off the

728
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:30,928
roof of the school. Problem was, I couldn't figure out how to

729
00:40:30,961 --> 00:40:33,164
keep my egg from breaking.

730
00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:40,938
Finn made good on his promise of pain, but it wasn't just for me

731
00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:41,906
See ya Earl.

732
00:40:41,939 --> 00:40:43,207
He beat up Simon and Peter too.

733
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:43,874
Have a good one.

734
00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,043
I'm droppin' out of school.

735
00:40:46,076 --> 00:40:48,846
But Dad said drop outs never get jobs.

736
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:51,582
Better to drop out than die.

737
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:52,983
Look on the bright side.

738
00:40:53,017 --> 00:40:54,151
There's a bright side?

739
00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:57,021
Now the Hagbarts have beaten you guys up.

740
00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:59,123
They'll move on to fresh meat.

741
00:40:59,156 --> 00:41:01,058
I mean why beat a dead horse?

742
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:03,594
We're not dead, bird brain.

743
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,629
Not yet.

744
00:41:08,699 --> 00:41:10,701
Did the catalog come yet?

745
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:14,171
No... what happened?

746
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,875
As much as we despised the Hagbarts, we had a code

747
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:18,876
of honor.

748
00:41:18,909 --> 00:41:20,811
Buckleys never snitch.

749
00:41:20,845 --> 00:41:23,881
Besides, being beaten up every day is bad enough without having

750
00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:25,115
to admit it to your mother.

751
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:29,987
We were playing football at school and it got a bit rough.

752
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:32,823
Here, can you fix these?

753
00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:35,025
Simon.

754
00:41:40,898 --> 00:41:42,700
Can I go to Alan's?

755
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:46,003
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me.

756
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:50,140
Peter. That's enough.

757
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:55,679
So you were saying Simon has the catalog?

758
00:41:55,713 --> 00:41:58,249
Uh huh. Last year he hid it till a week before Christmas and got

759
00:41:58,282 --> 00:42:01,352
way better toys than I did. This year I have to get it first.

760
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:06,290
Alright, enough chit chat, prepare for your vanquishment.

761
00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:09,860
oh!

762
00:42:09,894 --> 00:42:11,729
Ohh! Did you see that!

763
00:42:11,762 --> 00:42:12,429
Wow!

764
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:14,899
I told you I'm the king of ping!

765
00:42:14,932 --> 00:42:16,867
So, um... Juniper home?

766
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,903
Yeah she's upstairs, why?

767
00:42:18,936 --> 00:42:21,105
Just asking.

768
00:42:21,639 --> 00:42:23,707
Do you like her, like...

769
00:42:24,642 --> 00:42:27,678
Me? No, no way, come on, lets just play.

770
00:42:28,979 --> 00:42:30,214
Ok.

771
00:42:30,247 --> 00:42:33,117
Lucky for you if that ball had hit the table it would have been

772
00:42:33,150 --> 00:42:35,619
it would have been scientifically impossible for

773
00:42:35,653 --> 00:42:36,253
you to return it.

774
00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:37,321
Uh huh.

775
00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:39,023
Oh would it?

776
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:40,658
Swing and a miss.

777
00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:43,994
Whoah, that ball had a superior spin on it.

778
00:42:44,028 --> 00:42:44,862
Yeah, that was it.

779
00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:47,631
I get it, you're playing dirty already.

780
00:42:47,665 --> 00:42:50,734
Sneaky, and smart.

781
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:54,238
2 - 1

782
00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:57,241
Whoah!

783
00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:02,313
You think I could get contacts for Christmas?

784
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:05,349
Uhh... your doctor said that contacts won't work for

785
00:43:05,382 --> 00:43:07,685
your eyes.

786
00:43:11,188 --> 00:43:13,257
Where's Matthew?

787
00:43:13,290 --> 00:43:15,392
He went across the street.

788
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,395
I think he's got a cute little crush on Juniper.

789
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:22,933
What? She's way to old for him.

790
00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:25,769
Not even his type, I gotta' go.

791
00:43:25,803 --> 00:43:28,105
Your glasses!

792
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,781
[doorbell rings]

793
00:43:41,051 --> 00:43:43,020
Hey Simon.

794
00:43:43,053 --> 00:43:44,855
Is Matthew here?

795
00:43:44,888 --> 00:43:49,293
Yeah. He's in the basement with Alan, they're playing ping pong.

796
00:43:49,326 --> 00:43:51,729
Oh.

797
00:43:53,998 --> 00:43:56,000
Do you wanna' come in?

798
00:43:56,033 --> 00:43:58,135
Ok.

799
00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:04,208
Hey dweebs, have a treat.

800
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:08,979
Feed.

801
00:44:13,984 --> 00:44:15,986
You want milk?

802
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:18,188
They taste really good with milk.

803
00:44:18,222 --> 00:44:21,425
I love milk, lots of milk, bring on the milk.

804
00:44:26,096 --> 00:44:28,799
Chew fast, then squick.

805
00:44:28,832 --> 00:44:31,035
I don't believe in sugar.

806
00:44:31,068 --> 00:44:33,904
Monica made up the recipe.

807
00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:35,939
Impressive.

808
00:44:40,878 --> 00:44:42,880
[crunching]

809
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:46,250
Told 'ya. Just as good.

810
00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:53,190
So where are your parents?

811
00:44:53,223 --> 00:44:54,958
At a convention.

812
00:44:54,992 --> 00:44:56,360
For how long?

813
00:44:56,393 --> 00:44:58,362
Until they get back.

814
00:44:58,395 --> 00:45:00,364
And they left you in charge?

815
00:45:00,397 --> 00:45:02,199
Are you trying to make a point?

816
00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:04,935
Me no, must be um...

817
00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:09,506
cool not to have your parents around, no one telling you

818
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,308
what to do.

819
00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:18,215
Deal me in.

820
00:45:19,583 --> 00:45:21,785
Gone already?

821
00:45:23,153 --> 00:45:25,322
Here, have another.

822
00:45:28,092 --> 00:45:30,260
[crunching]

823
00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:33,530
Wait!

824
00:45:33,564 --> 00:45:34,865
Now what?

825
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,166
You have my lucky paddle!

826
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,302
Ohh! Lucky paddle, of course.

827
00:45:40,304 --> 00:45:42,106
This guy's hilarious.

828
00:45:42,139 --> 00:45:44,108
20 - 1

829
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:46,009
Don't you just love this game?

830
00:45:46,043 --> 00:45:49,413
You know when I say twenty to one I'm twenty and you're one.

831
00:45:49,446 --> 00:45:53,150
Exactly, one, serve the ball.

832
00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:55,319
Ok.

833
00:45:57,154 --> 00:45:59,323
And I win.

834
00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,359
Hey Simon, what are you up to.

835
00:46:02,392 --> 00:46:05,162
Where's your glasses?

836
00:46:05,195 --> 00:46:06,396
Cookie?

837
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:09,233
They're Monica's recipe.

838
00:46:09,266 --> 00:46:11,268
They're delicious.

839
00:46:11,301 --> 00:46:13,303
Right June bug?

840
00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:16,406
June bug? When did they get to June bug?

841
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,342
They're the best cookies I've ever--

842
00:46:18,375 --> 00:46:21,111
[stomach rumbling]

843
00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:26,116
[crunching]

844
00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:35,159
These are even better than Mom's.

845
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:36,393
Cool.

846
00:46:36,894 --> 00:46:38,228
How's the king of ping?

847
00:46:38,262 --> 00:46:39,930
Better than ever.

848
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:41,165
Uhh...

849
00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:45,536
I just remembered I need to clean out the chicken coop I'd--

850
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:48,372
whoah, whoah, the chickens can wait. Come on.

851
00:46:48,405 --> 00:46:51,141
Simon, are you feeling ok?

852
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:53,644
Of course! Why, why wouldn't I--

853
00:46:53,677 --> 00:46:56,046
[stomach rumbles]

854
00:46:57,214 --> 00:46:59,349
[telephone ringing]

855
00:47:00,684 --> 00:47:02,886
Monica

856
00:47:10,027 --> 00:47:11,195
The baby's coming,

857
00:47:11,228 --> 00:47:12,262
your Mom's in the hospital,

858
00:47:12,296 --> 00:47:13,197
she wants me to babysit.

859
00:47:13,230 --> 00:47:15,065
Baby? Its too early.

860
00:47:17,267 --> 00:47:19,102
[stomach rumbling]

861
00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:23,574
If you're gonna toss my cookies don't do it on the table.

862
00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,114
What's up?

863
00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:37,221
Don't fret, Juniper came two weeks early and look how

864
00:47:37,254 --> 00:47:38,355
cute she is.

865
00:47:38,388 --> 00:47:42,159
She knew? I tried to play it cool to throw her off.

866
00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:45,395
Simon has the crush, not me.

867
00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:48,165
Monica knows better.

868
00:47:49,399 --> 00:47:52,035
Oh yeah? But you don't know how to make a raw

869
00:47:52,069 --> 00:47:56,139
egg survive being dropped off a building.

870
00:48:13,757 --> 00:48:17,494
One would think that after birthing four boys I would be

871
00:48:17,527 --> 00:48:19,630
able to tell if I'm in labor or not.

872
00:48:19,663 --> 00:48:22,532
Well honey, every baby is a little bit different

873
00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:25,669
so don't beat yourself up.

874
00:48:25,702 --> 00:48:28,705
Maybe this means we're having a girl.

875
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:31,041
Maybe.

876
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:34,411
Monica helped me with my egg drop.

877
00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:37,014
Ohhh, thank you.

878
00:48:37,748 --> 00:48:39,149
That's so kind.

879
00:48:39,182 --> 00:48:41,118
Here, let me clean up the mess.

880
00:48:41,151 --> 00:48:43,120
No, Matthew will get it.

881
00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:44,421
Let me walk you home.

882
00:48:44,454 --> 00:48:45,756
Its just across the street.

883
00:48:45,789 --> 00:48:49,092
I know, but I would want someone to walk him home.

884
00:48:49,126 --> 00:48:50,193
Come on.

885
00:48:50,227 --> 00:48:52,162
Ok. Thanks.

886
00:48:52,195 --> 00:48:54,131
Mhmm.

887
00:48:56,667 --> 00:48:59,036
Can you smell garlic?

888
00:49:02,072 --> 00:49:03,040
No.

889
00:49:03,073 --> 00:49:04,741
Really? Sniff up?

890
00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:10,614
Nope.

891
00:49:10,647 --> 00:49:14,651
Ohh! Did you know that if you're pregnant and you eat a bunch of

892
00:49:14,685 --> 00:49:18,622
garlic and it doesn't seep into your skin and make you smell all

893
00:49:18,655 --> 00:49:20,123
bad it means you have a girl.

894
00:49:20,991 --> 00:49:26,730
I did not know that mom, that's really really nice.

895
00:49:31,768 --> 00:49:34,171
she's moving.

896
00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:37,741
Wait, wait.

897
00:49:39,576 --> 00:49:41,712
Did you feel that?

898
00:49:44,281 --> 00:49:46,283
That's your baby sister buddy.

899
00:49:48,085 --> 00:49:50,754
I know you guys all think you want a boy, but I think

900
00:49:50,787 --> 00:49:52,756
you'd really love a little sister.

901
00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:55,525
But we need another boy for the basketball team.

902
00:49:55,559 --> 00:49:58,695
Girls play basketball.

903
00:50:06,269 --> 00:50:08,071
Kinda hate to say this...

904
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,339
Good, then don't.

905
00:50:09,373 --> 00:50:12,175
I was going to say I hate to say this but I think you have a good

906
00:50:12,209 --> 00:50:14,177
chance of winning.

907
00:50:14,211 --> 00:50:15,078
Really?

908
00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:19,182
Yeah, a really good chance of winning.

909
00:50:19,216 --> 00:50:22,786
If I hadn't created this!

910
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,190
Brown eggs have stronger shells than white eggs.

911
00:50:27,224 --> 00:50:28,592
So I'm set.

912
00:50:29,493 --> 00:50:30,660
Genius huh?

913
00:50:30,694 --> 00:50:33,397
Mhmm, its... tubular.

914
00:50:33,430 --> 00:50:35,098
Hey Finn! Hey,

915
00:50:35,132 --> 00:50:37,834
I see you're empty handed, you can share my creation if you

916
00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:38,735
want to.

917
00:50:39,269 --> 00:50:41,671
Its gonna win hands down.

918
00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:44,608
[egg cracks]

919
00:50:44,641 --> 00:50:46,810
Why don't you go suck an egg?

920
00:50:58,255 --> 00:51:01,725
It didn't matter if that was the worst invention in the world,

921
00:51:01,758 --> 00:51:03,727
I felt bad for my friend.

922
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,263
Your mother must be so proud.

923
00:51:06,296 --> 00:51:07,197
What'd you say?

924
00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:09,833
Mr. Earl! Theres gonna' be a fight! Stop!

925
00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:12,736
What's going on back here?

926
00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:18,809
You kids are getting nothing for Christmas.

927
00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:21,411
I'll see to that personally.

928
00:51:26,516 --> 00:51:27,584
[sound of bus]

929
00:51:29,553 --> 00:51:31,555
Have a good day kids, be safe.

930
00:51:31,588 --> 00:51:32,656
Have a good day.

931
00:51:32,689 --> 00:51:34,324
Hold up Matthew lets talk.

932
00:51:34,357 --> 00:51:35,659
I can't, its egg drop day.

933
00:51:35,692 --> 00:51:37,727
Oh give me a second.

934
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:41,598
My Daddy gave this to me when I graduated from high school.

935
00:51:41,631 --> 00:51:45,802
He told me the pen is mightier than the sword.

936
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:50,707
I didn't get it back then either, but I do now

937
00:51:52,742 --> 00:51:55,912
Mmm, keep it a bit.

938
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,815
Go on now, its egg drop day.

939
00:51:58,849 --> 00:51:59,683
See ya.

940
00:52:00,550 --> 00:52:02,919
Have a good day.

941
00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:18,568
This is mine.

942
00:52:18,602 --> 00:52:21,438
No its not, its mine, give it back, let go.

943
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:23,373
Give it, or else.

944
00:52:23,406 --> 00:52:26,510
Or else what? Maybe whatever Finn had in mind was worse

945
00:52:26,543 --> 00:52:28,378
than losing the squash.

946
00:52:28,411 --> 00:52:32,549
I didn't want to chance it, besides the squash

947
00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:34,284
didn't have a chance.

948
00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:37,988
Well, more a chance than that.

949
00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:40,557
I bet Mrs. Honeywell could fix that.

950
00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,959
Yeah!

951
00:52:48,498 --> 00:52:50,667
I dropped my egg on the bus.

952
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:59,476
Do you have any brown ones per chance?

953
00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:05,582
That's the best I can do.

954
00:53:05,615 --> 00:53:07,784
Brilliant!

955
00:53:12,722 --> 00:53:14,891
Thanks Mrs. Honeywell.

956
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:17,761
What are you doing?

957
00:53:17,794 --> 00:53:19,896
Adding layers for extra strength.

958
00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:21,998
Victory,

959
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:23,333
you

960
00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:24,034
are

961
00:53:24,067 --> 00:53:25,068
mine.

962
00:53:25,101 --> 00:53:27,971
You gotta' hand it to Alan, he never gives up.

963
00:53:36,913 --> 00:53:38,915
Awesome!

964
00:54:03,673 --> 00:54:06,943
I can't believe that actually worked.

965
00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:08,645
Wow!

966
00:54:08,678 --> 00:54:10,580
Looks like we have a winner.

967
00:54:10,614 --> 00:54:11,781
Hey everyone!

968
00:54:11,815 --> 00:54:15,318
And I can't believe he gets the credit, again!

969
00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:16,920
What the, Alan!

970
00:54:19,589 --> 00:54:21,725
Cheaters never prosper.

971
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:23,927
Looks to me like they do.

972
00:54:27,030 --> 00:54:30,433
Now we waited a few days for the second night of elving,

973
00:54:30,467 --> 00:54:33,603
that's the Buckley family secret: you never elve two

974
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:35,105
nights in a row.

975
00:54:35,138 --> 00:54:38,008
That way they don't know when you're coming.

976
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:41,611
But I gotta' admit, I wasn't into it.

977
00:54:46,483 --> 00:54:49,686
This guy didn't deserve moms cookies.

978
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,088
He didn't even deserve Monica's cookies.

979
00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:57,360
Hah.

980
00:54:57,394 --> 00:55:01,097
Now I had never seen Finn that happy before.

981
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:04,501
Could it be that under all that dirt and bravado he was a

982
00:55:04,534 --> 00:55:06,436
regular kid like me?

983
00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:09,372
Naaah.

984
00:55:09,406 --> 00:55:11,408
[whistling]

985
00:55:11,941 --> 00:55:14,844
Hey boys, nothing today.

986
00:55:15,612 --> 00:55:19,482
Are you ever gonna' bring that catalog?

987
00:55:19,516 --> 00:55:22,552
I did, I put it in the mail a few days ago.

988
00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:24,487
But we didn't get it.

989
00:55:25,021 --> 00:55:27,090
Well somebody died.

990
00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:30,427
We'll see uh... we'll see you two tomorrow.

991
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:34,998
Simon!

992
00:55:36,232 --> 00:55:40,837
This was the best job Simon's ever done at hiding the catalog.

993
00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:49,012
Nope, not where it was last year.

994
00:55:57,787 --> 00:56:02,025
Oh! There's an idea.

995
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,736
Told ya so.

996
00:56:12,769 --> 00:56:14,938
Yes you did.

997
00:56:21,077 --> 00:56:27,117
Finn, that is so thoughtful of you, thank you

998
00:56:27,150 --> 00:56:28,518
Thanks.

999
00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,487
Emmh,

1000
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,455
Eww, ohh.

1001
00:56:33,022 --> 00:56:34,991
Is this some kind of a joke?

1002
00:56:35,024 --> 00:56:37,494
Uhh, no I mean uhh,

1003
00:56:37,527 --> 00:56:38,561
Toothpaste?

1004
00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:40,163
With fluoride.

1005
00:56:40,697 --> 00:56:43,633
I didn't, I-I wouldn't.

1006
00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:47,504
I'm seriously disappointed in you Finn.

1007
00:56:47,537 --> 00:56:49,939
You're staying after school today.

1008
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:52,041
He can't stay after school, he has to take care of

1009
00:56:52,075 --> 00:56:55,578
take care of little Francie.

1010
00:56:57,714 --> 00:56:59,682
Take your seat Finn.

1011
00:57:00,884 --> 00:57:03,019
Go on.

1012
00:57:07,290 --> 00:57:08,992
Dad's gonna be mad if you're late.

1013
00:57:09,025 --> 00:57:11,628
Don't you think I know that?

1014
00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:16,833
Two words.

1015
00:57:16,866 --> 00:57:18,968
OK

1016
00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:23,506
Matthew Buckley.

1017
00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:28,011
Christmas catalog.

1018
00:57:29,679 --> 00:57:31,548
Who stole your candy and ate it?

1019
00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:34,584
He feels bad about playing that trick on Finn Hagbart.

1020
00:57:34,617 --> 00:57:38,087
How did he know that? I didn't even know that.

1021
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,856
You're full of it.

1022
00:57:39,889 --> 00:57:42,025
But you got a weird feeling right here, huh?

1023
00:57:45,061 --> 00:57:48,965
I read minds, can't control it.

1024
00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:52,268
Finn Hagbart had that coming, he broke my glasses.

1025
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:55,305
Yeah, and he stole your sled!

1026
00:57:55,338 --> 00:57:57,974
They busted our ship for Pete's sake!

1027
00:57:58,007 --> 00:57:59,676
For my sake?

1028
00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:03,046
You saw John's face when they wrecked his angel.

1029
00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:07,016
Just because we have to elve the Hagbarts,

1030
00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:10,820
doesn't mean we have to like it. Or them.

1031
00:58:10,854 --> 00:58:14,057
I did it, I won.

1032
00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:19,028
So, why did I feel so bad inside?

1033
00:58:23,733 --> 00:58:26,536
Thought I’d find you here

1034
00:58:28,338 --> 00:58:30,540
Can I join ya?

1035
00:58:40,316 --> 00:58:43,219
Did I ever tell you about Tony Pickney?

1036
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:49,659
He used to beat me up every day after school.

1037
00:58:49,692 --> 00:58:54,597
Every day, well not every day he was sick now and then, but.

1038
00:58:58,301 --> 00:59:00,670
If you need me to step in on this

1039
00:59:00,703 --> 00:59:03,606
No, I've got this.

1040
00:59:12,081 --> 00:59:14,884
Did I ever tell you about Suzan Smallform?

1041
00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:16,653
You had a girlfriend before Mom?

1042
00:59:16,686 --> 00:59:21,291
Oh yeah, I was quite the catch back in 6th grade

1043
00:59:21,324 --> 00:59:25,795
Of course she, she dumped me for Tony Pickne.

1044
00:59:28,431 --> 00:59:31,801
But then, then I met your mom.

1045
00:59:35,071 --> 00:59:37,273
She was my first real kiss.

1046
00:59:38,141 --> 00:59:42,145
School auditorium, wrapped up in the curtains.

1047
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,149
It was awesome.

1048
00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:49,652
I think I knew she was the one back then.

1049
00:59:49,686 --> 00:59:52,121
I took, definitely took a while to convince her of

1050
00:59:52,155 --> 00:59:54,190
that, but uhh,

1051
00:59:54,857 --> 00:59:57,226
But eventually it all works out.

1052
00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:01,664
What do you say we get to work?

1053
01:00:03,032 --> 01:00:07,704
That was my first talk that was man to man with my dad.

1054
01:00:09,172 --> 01:00:12,375
He’s been my best friend ever since.

1055
01:00:12,408 --> 01:00:16,279
Have a good day kids, stay safe, have a good day Gene.

1056
01:00:20,249 --> 01:00:23,286
Simon said you were in Vietnam.

1057
01:00:23,319 --> 01:00:26,923
That's right, I was.

1058
01:00:26,956 --> 01:00:29,225
Did you have to fight a lot?

1059
01:00:29,258 --> 01:00:33,763
I did what I had to, I didn’t like it.

1060
01:00:33,796 --> 01:00:37,066
You have to know what's worth fighting for Matthew.

1061
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:38,968
Aggression?

1062
01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:42,171
Aggression will win a battle.

1063
01:00:42,205 --> 01:00:45,708
But only love will end war.

1064
01:00:47,343 --> 01:00:49,045
[school bell rings]

1065
01:00:49,078 --> 01:00:51,247
Bell rang, go on.

1066
01:00:56,786 --> 01:01:00,023
On the third night of elving Mom was having contractions again

1067
01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:05,061
So Dad took her to the hospital, but Monica offered to drive us.

1068
01:01:05,094 --> 01:01:08,464
We quickly made her recite the elving pledge and we were ready

1069
01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:09,098
to go.

1070
01:01:09,132 --> 01:01:11,367
This is our solemn pledge.

1071
01:01:14,837 --> 01:01:16,105
Where's Juniper?

1072
01:01:16,139 --> 01:01:17,807
She’s busy.

1073
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,409
Doing what?

1074
01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:21,744
Do you want a ride or not?

1075
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:30,453
♪

1076
01:01:34,090 --> 01:01:36,059
Does she always drive this slow?

1077
01:01:36,092 --> 01:01:37,994
Yeah she flunked drivers ed.

1078
01:01:38,027 --> 01:01:41,264
I can’t concentrate with all this noise going on!

1079
01:01:43,132 --> 01:01:45,501
Alright, that's better.

1080
01:01:53,509 --> 01:01:55,511
What?

1081
01:01:56,979 --> 01:01:58,981
What!?

1082
01:01:59,482 --> 01:02:01,317
Be prepared.

1083
01:02:01,350 --> 01:02:03,453
That's what I learned when I got my eagle.

1084
01:02:08,357 --> 01:02:09,826
This is gonna be fun!

1085
01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:12,228
Ahh, Pete and Johnny boy gotta' stay in the car.

1086
01:02:12,261 --> 01:02:13,129
Parental orders.

1087
01:02:13,162 --> 01:02:15,131
What! No fair!

1088
01:02:15,164 --> 01:02:18,468
Farding’s gotta' stay in the car too, but is she griping about it

1089
01:02:18,501 --> 01:02:20,036
No.

1090
01:02:20,069 --> 01:02:21,037
[exasperated sigh]

1091
01:02:21,838 --> 01:02:23,840
Here, feed.

1092
01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:33,416
[power steering squeals]

1093
01:02:33,449 --> 01:02:35,585
Whoah! We don’t go down the driveway!

1094
01:02:35,618 --> 01:02:38,354
My van, my rules.

1095
01:02:49,999 --> 01:02:52,468
Ok so they’re gonna be watching for us this time.

1096
01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,237
So we’ll need to look out ok?

1097
01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:55,471
Alright.

1098
01:02:58,241 --> 01:03:00,409
Looks like no ones home.

1099
01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:06,048
No, they’re home.

1100
01:03:07,283 --> 01:03:11,053
Simon, you go over there, and if they see us you can distract

1101
01:03:11,087 --> 01:03:12,855
Ok, got it.

1102
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:24,333
You ready?

1103
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:27,303
You want me to do it? Thanks!

1104
01:03:27,336 --> 01:03:30,506
Hey, remember, drop and run.

1105
01:03:30,540 --> 01:03:31,407
Ok.

1106
01:03:37,246 --> 01:03:38,648
[door opens]

1107
01:03:38,681 --> 01:03:39,182
[kids yelling]

1108
01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:41,584
Hey come over here!

1109
01:03:41,617 --> 01:03:43,619
Wuuuaaaghh!

1110
01:03:46,122 --> 01:03:48,124
I goofed up didn’t I?

1111
01:03:48,157 --> 01:03:50,126
Its fine it happens to all of us.

1112
01:03:54,430 --> 01:03:57,200
Pretty sure Simon has the catalog.

1113
01:03:57,233 --> 01:04:01,671
Really? What makes you say that?

1114
01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:02,605
Well...

1115
01:04:03,406 --> 01:04:07,276
Morris said he brought it a few days ago.

1116
01:04:07,310 --> 01:04:08,544
You should try to find it.

1117
01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:11,447
What do you think I’ve been doing?

1118
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,317
Ok, the coast is clear, come on.

1119
01:04:14,350 --> 01:04:16,886
Finn, Finn, Finn!

1120
01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:20,590
Ok, just lay low, and don't panic.

1121
01:04:23,192 --> 01:04:25,628
Run for your lives!

1122
01:04:25,661 --> 01:04:31,033
Serpentine! Serpenti- whoah! whoah!

1123
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,904
Serpentine!

1124
01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:41,577
Hey c'mon, come on!

1125
01:04:42,311 --> 01:04:43,179
[car door closes]

1126
01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:45,381
[horn honks]

1127
01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,356
Finn's coming up behind the van!

1128
01:04:53,389 --> 01:04:54,657
Alan, mask!

1129
01:04:54,690 --> 01:04:56,058
Hurry! Go!

1130
01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:57,360
Can’t you go any faster?

1131
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,528
Sure, if I wanted to.

1132
01:05:00,363 --> 01:05:02,531
[Finn tapping glass]

1133
01:05:07,370 --> 01:05:09,071
Matthew.

1134
01:05:09,105 --> 01:05:11,107
From Juniper.

1135
01:05:15,044 --> 01:05:16,646
Juniper?

1136
01:05:16,679 --> 01:05:18,681
Come up.

1137
01:05:19,148 --> 01:05:21,484
[overture swells]

1138
01:05:36,632 --> 01:05:39,001
That's for being Matthew Marrian Buckley.

1139
01:05:52,481 --> 01:05:56,352
I couldn’t say it any better than that.

1140
01:05:56,385 --> 01:05:58,154
Have a good day, be safe Simon.

1141
01:05:58,187 --> 01:06:00,523
Hey, everything going ok?

1142
01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:03,626
Everything's great.

1143
01:06:08,497 --> 01:06:10,666
Where is the catalog?

1144
01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:16,172
I know you have it, where is it, I need it.

1145
01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:22,712
That's for me to know and you to find out, capiche?

1146
01:06:25,781 --> 01:06:30,353
Now I’m totally lost, if Simon didn’t have the catalog...

1147
01:06:30,386 --> 01:06:32,288
then who did?

1148
01:06:32,321 --> 01:06:34,323
Peter?

1149
01:06:38,461 --> 01:06:40,696
[evil laughter]

1150
01:06:40,730 --> 01:06:42,732
Mom?

1151
01:06:50,606 --> 01:06:53,175
[evil laughter]

1152
01:06:53,209 --> 01:06:55,077
Dad!

1153
01:06:55,478 --> 01:06:57,613
[evil laughter]

1154
01:06:59,882 --> 01:07:02,785
OK class, if you’ll all put your pencils down please,

1155
01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:04,720
I have a little surprise for you.

1156
01:07:04,754 --> 01:07:08,791
I have arranged for our class to become pen pals with someone

1157
01:07:08,824 --> 01:07:10,860
from some place very special.

1158
01:07:10,893 --> 01:07:14,130
Who can tell me what this place is famous for?

1159
01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:17,333
[kids laughing]

1160
01:07:26,509 --> 01:07:30,212
Even though those were not my tighty whities, I didn’t matter

1161
01:07:30,246 --> 01:07:32,615
Finn Hagbart made sure everyone in the school thought they

1162
01:07:32,648 --> 01:07:36,252
and there was no point in trying to deny it.

1163
01:07:36,285 --> 01:07:38,454
Then, Alan sealed the deal.

1164
01:07:38,487 --> 01:07:41,724
Don't feel bad, the kids at my old school hung my boxers on

1165
01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:45,494
the flag pole every day even in the summer.

1166
01:07:45,528 --> 01:07:46,595
[kids laugh more]

1167
01:07:46,629 --> 01:07:51,300
And that was it, I wanted to be anywhere, but there.

1168
01:07:54,537 --> 01:07:57,206
Shame on all of you!

1169
01:07:57,239 --> 01:07:59,875
Then more shame on whoever did this.

1170
01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:02,678
I will find out who the culprit is and your parents

1171
01:08:02,711 --> 01:08:04,113
will be called.

1172
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:08,484
If anyone knows who’s responsible for this prank,

1173
01:08:08,517 --> 01:08:11,654
you can come and talk to me, privately.

1174
01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:15,724
[car approaching]

1175
01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:18,327
Get in Marrian.

1176
01:08:23,299 --> 01:08:25,301
Matthew wait, please.

1177
01:08:30,673 --> 01:08:32,842
[power steering squeals]

1178
01:08:43,352 --> 01:08:47,456
Look, this could go two ways: I fight you and you lose, or you

1179
01:08:47,490 --> 01:08:48,624
get in the van.

1180
01:08:48,657 --> 01:08:50,726
Lets go home Matthew.

1181
01:09:00,870 --> 01:09:03,572
At that moment my heart melted like one of those ice

1182
01:09:03,606 --> 01:09:05,941
creatures in a claymation Christmas movie.

1183
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:09,678
And not because it was the first time a girl held my hand.

1184
01:09:09,712 --> 01:09:14,683
It was... the kindness she showed.

1185
01:09:14,717 --> 01:09:17,453
Hey why don't you deliver tonight Matthew.

1186
01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:18,921
No thanks.

1187
01:09:18,954 --> 01:09:23,225
Hey, why are you being such a grumpy gus. Its elving!

1188
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:29,999
You know they’re gonna see you with all that pink stuff on

1189
01:09:30,032 --> 01:09:34,570
Deck the halls with bows of holly fa la la la la

1190
01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:37,706
la la la la la.

1191
01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:43,512
Alright boys, he who falls behind gets left behind.

1192
01:09:43,546 --> 01:09:44,413
Yup!

1193
01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:45,247
Including women.

1194
01:09:45,281 --> 01:09:45,681
Ralph!

1195
01:09:45,714 --> 01:09:46,982
Shhh...

1196
01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:56,692
I'm so nervous, I haven't done this for a while.

1197
01:09:56,725 --> 01:09:58,661
Oh my gosh, I hope I can run fast.

1198
01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:00,696
Don’t worry Mom you'll be great.

1199
01:10:00,729 --> 01:10:02,364
Don’t let Dad drive off without me.

1200
01:10:02,398 --> 01:10:03,532
Ok.

1201
01:10:07,536 --> 01:10:09,505
♪

1202
01:10:20,749 --> 01:10:22,918
This is the best part guys.

1203
01:10:25,487 --> 01:10:26,288
Why are you crying?

1204
01:10:27,389 --> 01:10:32,995
I’m ok honey, I-I'm just nine months pregnant.

1205
01:10:33,028 --> 01:10:36,498
As I watched my Mom cry, I realized that each time we

1206
01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:38,467
elved the Hagbarts.

1207
01:10:38,500 --> 01:10:40,836
I’d never seen their mother.

1208
01:10:40,869 --> 01:10:43,639
Every night they were... home alone.

1209
01:10:43,672 --> 01:10:45,307
Who are you?

1210
01:10:47,476 --> 01:10:49,478
We got peanut brittle!

1211
01:10:50,546 --> 01:10:52,881
I love peanut brittle!

1212
01:10:52,915 --> 01:10:57,419
Awee nuts! I don’t like nuts!

1213
01:10:59,021 --> 01:11:00,889
Huh! Looks like someone knew that!

1214
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:03,292
Theres some without nuts!

1215
01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:06,061
I’ll take this in.

1216
01:11:10,532 --> 01:11:12,434
Thank you.

1217
01:11:15,404 --> 01:11:18,340
Finn! Come out here!

1218
01:11:21,510 --> 01:11:23,512
We got gloves too!

1219
01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:26,582
Cool!

1220
01:11:31,053 --> 01:11:33,422
I think that these are for you!

1221
01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:34,423
You like 'em?

1222
01:11:35,624 --> 01:11:37,026
Me too.

1223
01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:41,096
There you go!

1224
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:46,568
You look very pretty.

1225
01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:48,937
Lets go inside.

1226
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:51,774
In past years we didn't know much about the people we gave

1227
01:11:51,807 --> 01:11:52,908
out treats to.

1228
01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:56,111
I mean, we knew they were lonely, maybe out of work.

1229
01:11:56,145 --> 01:11:59,648
It was fun! But quickly forgotten.

1230
01:11:59,682 --> 01:12:01,517
Lets go home guys.

1231
01:12:02,384 --> 01:12:05,954
But elving the Hagbarts, was different.

1232
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:07,456
It was complicated.

1233
01:12:09,024 --> 01:12:11,360
Everything this year was complicated.

1234
01:12:16,532 --> 01:12:18,500
Come on. Just tell me.

1235
01:12:18,534 --> 01:12:20,469
I swear I don't have it.

1236
01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,705
Hope to die?

1237
01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:24,139
Yeah!

1238
01:12:26,141 --> 01:12:28,777
I really like Juniper, and...

1239
01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:30,779
and I think she likes me too.

1240
01:12:30,813 --> 01:12:34,016
I mean like, really likes me.

1241
01:12:34,049 --> 01:12:35,684
You know what I mean?

1242
01:12:35,718 --> 01:12:37,853
Yeah...

1243
01:12:40,789 --> 01:12:43,826
Does my voice sound deeper to you?

1244
01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:46,428
No.

1245
01:12:54,069 --> 01:12:56,405
I couldn’t stop thinking about Finn.

1246
01:12:57,673 --> 01:13:03,645
So I decided to pick up Earl’s pen and see what it had to say.

1247
01:13:19,128 --> 01:13:22,564
Hey Duckley! Look at this!

1248
01:13:22,598 --> 01:13:24,600
My new gloves!

1249
01:13:31,039 --> 01:13:32,908
[air breaks release]

1250
01:13:32,941 --> 01:13:35,544
Hey bud, step into my office.

1251
01:13:37,146 --> 01:13:40,649
You ever heard about the soldiers who called a truce on

1252
01:13:40,682 --> 01:13:42,151
Christmas eve?

1253
01:13:42,951 --> 01:13:46,755
It happened on the western front in 1914.

1254
01:13:46,789 --> 01:13:47,956
These guys...

1255
01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:50,626
Earl told me all the soldiers laid down there weapons on

1256
01:13:50,659 --> 01:13:51,693
Christmas eve.

1257
01:13:51,727 --> 01:13:54,963
They emerged from their trenches and shook hands.

1258
01:13:54,997 --> 01:13:57,900
They exchanged their rations as presents.

1259
01:13:57,933 --> 01:14:01,069
They even sang Christmas carols together.

1260
01:14:02,037 --> 01:14:04,206
Good morning.

1261
01:14:06,942 --> 01:14:11,079
But a truce between the Hagbarts and the Buckleys?

1262
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:13,048
Was that even possible?

1263
01:14:14,082 --> 01:14:19,721
I mean come on, how do you love your enemy if they won’t

1264
01:14:19,755 --> 01:14:21,790
stop hurting you?

1265
01:14:27,763 --> 01:14:31,300
Oh please, me and my dad delivered one of these to the

1266
01:14:31,333 --> 01:14:35,037
White House and we didn’t drop that one.

1267
01:14:35,070 --> 01:14:36,705
I got this.

1268
01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:38,540
You go ping king.

1269
01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:41,543
Hey, you should take your sled back.

1270
01:14:46,748 --> 01:14:49,918
As I took it back I kept thinking about the two Finns

1271
01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:51,119
I knew.

1272
01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:56,291
One at school, and the other one here.

1273
01:15:03,999 --> 01:15:06,168
A ginger bread house!

1274
01:15:08,237 --> 01:15:10,239
Look Finn!

1275
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,009
Its like magic huh!

1276
01:15:15,744 --> 01:15:16,778
Finn?

1277
01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:18,780
Yeah?

1278
01:15:18,814 --> 01:15:20,582
I'm hungry.

1279
01:15:20,616 --> 01:15:22,084
What's for dinner?

1280
01:15:22,117 --> 01:15:24,853
You got a gingerbread house don't ya?

1281
01:15:24,887 --> 01:15:26,021
Don't me mad Finn.

1282
01:15:26,054 --> 01:15:27,589
I'm not mad.

1283
01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:33,195
Go and get some before your sisters eat it all.

1284
01:15:44,773 --> 01:15:48,810
Dad drove by a couple of times wondering what was going on.

1285
01:15:48,844 --> 01:15:50,212
But I couldn't move.

1286
01:15:50,245 --> 01:15:52,247
I wanted to make a run for it, but...

1287
01:15:52,281 --> 01:15:54,983
I didn’t want Finn to know I was watching.

1288
01:15:55,017 --> 01:15:58,153
Hey save some for me.

1289
01:16:22,744 --> 01:16:27,182
And suddenly, that Christmas catalog

1290
01:16:27,215 --> 01:16:29,384
didn't seem important at all.

1291
01:16:31,853 --> 01:16:33,789
Where's your sled.

1292
01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:39,194
What did he do?

1293
01:16:42,164 --> 01:16:44,132
I'm going to get him back.

1294
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:49,338
After Simon went to bed I told Mom and Dad what I saw.

1295
01:16:49,371 --> 01:16:53,041
Mom said that Finn’s mother left one summer and never

1296
01:16:54,910 --> 01:16:58,146
So Mr. Hagbart had to work long hours just to make ends meat.

1297
01:17:01,483 --> 01:17:04,186
You’ve all done extremely well.

1298
01:17:04,219 --> 01:17:06,388
I'm proud of all of you.

1299
01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:13,328
Marry Christmas, Finn.

1300
01:17:18,133 --> 01:17:20,302
Nice work.

1301
01:17:23,905 --> 01:17:24,706
Mrs. Honeywell?

1302
01:17:24,740 --> 01:17:25,707
Yes Alan?

1303
01:17:25,741 --> 01:17:29,144
I know who put Matthew's underwear on the map.

1304
01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:31,780
You're absolutely sure?

1305
01:17:32,914 --> 01:17:34,916
Absolutely.

1306
01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:36,718
Ok.

1307
01:17:37,319 --> 01:17:38,887
Come with me please.

1308
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,889
What are you doing?

1309
01:17:40,922 --> 01:17:42,991
Its payback time.

1310
01:17:43,025 --> 01:17:44,826
Wait!

1311
01:17:45,861 --> 01:17:47,829
It was me.

1312
01:17:49,998 --> 01:17:52,000
I did it.

1313
01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:53,769
Pretty good trick, huh.

1314
01:17:53,802 --> 01:17:55,971
Can’t believe you guys all fell for it.

1315
01:17:58,306 --> 01:18:01,476
You all felt sorry for me.

1316
01:18:03,311 --> 01:18:05,414
Take your seat please Alan.

1317
01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:09,951
I'll see you after class Matthew.

1318
01:18:29,137 --> 01:18:30,172
Bye-bye ladies.

1319
01:18:30,205 --> 01:18:31,406
Goodbye.

1320
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:32,874
Marry Christmas girls.

1321
01:18:32,908 --> 01:18:33,575
Merry Christmas.

1322
01:18:33,608 --> 01:18:35,110
Merry Christmas Mrs. Honeywell.

1323
01:18:35,143 --> 01:18:36,445
Bye-bye.

1324
01:18:52,260 --> 01:18:55,797
That was quite a noble thing you did just now.

1325
01:18:57,332 --> 01:19:00,902
I’m really proud of you

1326
01:19:03,271 --> 01:19:05,941
Go on home, merry Christmas.

1327
01:19:05,974 --> 01:19:07,809
Merry Christmas.

1328
01:19:07,843 --> 01:19:10,912
I realized then that Mrs. Honeywell was so kind of Finn

1329
01:19:10,946 --> 01:19:12,914
because she did see.

1330
01:19:13,615 --> 01:19:15,951
She saw in him what I couldn't have.

1331
01:19:17,018 --> 01:19:19,054
Until now.

1332
01:19:19,087 --> 01:19:21,056
Hey, red Marrian.

1333
01:19:21,957 --> 01:19:23,925
[knuckles cracking]

1334
01:19:24,626 --> 01:19:27,195
You're a real spaz, you know that?

1335
01:19:27,229 --> 01:19:29,164
Yeah I know.

1336
01:19:29,197 --> 01:19:32,033
First that sappy letter, now this?

1337
01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:36,972
Guess I owe you one.

1338
01:19:37,005 --> 01:19:39,007
No you don't.

1339
01:19:39,975 --> 01:19:40,909
Yeah I do.

1340
01:19:40,942 --> 01:19:41,843
[throat clearing]

1341
01:19:41,877 --> 01:19:43,812
You boys ok?

1342
01:19:45,247 --> 01:19:47,415
Yeah, we're good.

1343
01:19:52,087 --> 01:19:53,321
Catch ya' later.

1344
01:19:53,355 --> 01:19:55,524
Duck brains.

1345
01:20:02,931 --> 01:20:05,100
Thanks.

1346
01:20:05,133 --> 01:20:06,501
Did I make the bus late?

1347
01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:10,005
Nah, I think some people are worth being late for

1348
01:20:10,038 --> 01:20:11,840
Lets go.

1349
01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:17,979
Why'd you take the blame?

1350
01:20:18,847 --> 01:20:21,049
Because it was the right thing to do.

1351
01:20:28,089 --> 01:20:30,091
Merry Christmas.

1352
01:20:30,125 --> 01:20:31,893
Your lucky paddle?

1353
01:20:31,927 --> 01:20:32,961
For me?

1354
01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:36,531
Look, I gotta' tell you something.

1355
01:20:36,565 --> 01:20:39,134
Please don't be mad, OK?

1356
01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:40,402
OK

1357
01:20:41,102 --> 01:20:44,339
I'm not really the king of ping.

1358
01:20:45,473 --> 01:20:48,476
And I’m not an Eagle Scout,

1359
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:51,313
I’ve never even seen the White House,

1360
01:20:51,346 --> 01:20:53,515
I got all my trophies at the Goodwill.

1361
01:20:53,548 --> 01:20:57,519
No kidding, you thought I fell for all that stuff?

1362
01:21:07,529 --> 01:21:11,132
The Christmas catalog!

1363
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:13,101
You took it?

1364
01:21:15,036 --> 01:21:16,137
Why?

1365
01:21:16,171 --> 01:21:19,975
Because, I've never really had a real friend before.

1366
01:21:20,008 --> 01:21:23,545
So when you started liking Juniper more than me,

1367
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:28,717
I got jealous so I wanted to hurt you back.

1368
01:21:28,750 --> 01:21:31,953
So I took it.

1369
01:21:32,621 --> 01:21:36,091
Not more, just different.

1370
01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:38,126
Really?

1371
01:21:41,229 --> 01:21:44,099
Lets go ping king.

1372
01:21:53,475 --> 01:21:56,478
The house was dark on the last night.

1373
01:21:57,445 --> 01:22:00,448
I felt kinda bad knowing they must have stayed up late

1374
01:22:00,482 --> 01:22:04,219
hoping for just one last gift.

1375
01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:19,701
♪

1376
01:22:20,735 --> 01:22:24,306
It was Christmas Eve, the best and most magical night of the

1377
01:22:24,339 --> 01:22:25,040
whole year.

1378
01:22:26,274 --> 01:22:28,543
I tried to imagine the faces of the Hagbarts.

1379
01:22:28,576 --> 01:22:32,213
When they say their presents.

1380
01:22:32,247 --> 01:22:47,195
♪

1381
01:22:47,195 --> 01:22:55,737
♪

1382
01:22:57,138 --> 01:22:59,140
Merry Christmas.

1383
01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:10,285
[rock hits window]

1384
01:23:22,097 --> 01:23:23,431
What are you doing?

1385
01:23:23,465 --> 01:23:25,433
I'm wishing you a merry Christmas.

1386
01:23:25,467 --> 01:23:27,702
What are you doing?

1387
01:23:27,736 --> 01:23:31,072
I actually just finished writing a story for you.

1388
01:23:31,106 --> 01:23:34,209
Really, for me? May I see it?

1389
01:23:44,319 --> 01:23:46,788
Merry Christmas Matthew.

1390
01:23:46,821 --> 01:23:47,655
Merry Christmas.

1391
01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,824
Yup, angels are real.

1392
01:23:51,226 --> 01:23:53,228
I've met one.

1393
01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:05,206
Guys! Santa time!

1394
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:10,311
♪

1395
01:24:10,912 --> 01:24:13,248
[kids giggling]

1396
01:24:15,483 --> 01:24:17,652
Come on! Go!

1397
01:24:27,896 --> 01:24:30,165
Santa said he likes my angel.

1398
01:24:30,198 --> 01:24:33,201
Whoah, whoah, whoah! Let me see that!

1399
01:24:33,234 --> 01:24:36,371
Keep the racket down!

1400
01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:48,650
Where's Mom and Dad?

1401
01:24:48,683 --> 01:24:50,785
The baby came.

1402
01:24:51,352 --> 01:24:53,788
Is it a boy or a girl?

1403
01:24:53,822 --> 01:24:54,923
Uh huh.

1404
01:24:54,956 --> 01:24:56,357
Which one?

1405
01:24:56,391 --> 01:24:59,360
Well why don't we find out, huh?

1406
01:24:59,394 --> 01:25:01,796
You're home? Already?

1407
01:25:01,830 --> 01:25:03,798
Wasn’t gonna miss Christmas morning with my boys.

1408
01:25:03,832 --> 01:25:06,768
She actually bribed the doctor ...

1409
01:25:06,801 --> 01:25:09,604
to get her to come home early.

1410
01:25:09,637 --> 01:25:13,508
Boys, I want you to meet, Mary

1411
01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:15,944
Noel

1412
01:25:15,977 --> 01:25:17,879
Buckley.

1413
01:25:18,246 --> 01:25:20,448
She's beautiful.

1414
01:25:20,482 --> 01:25:21,549
She's so teeny.

1415
01:25:21,583 --> 01:25:22,350
[laughing]

1416
01:25:22,383 --> 01:25:24,519
I guess I'm not the baby anymore.

1417
01:25:24,552 --> 01:25:26,387
Oh honey.

1418
01:25:26,421 --> 01:25:28,356
Can I hold her?

1419
01:25:31,359 --> 01:25:34,462
♪

1420
01:25:40,468 --> 01:25:43,371
Welcome to the team little sister.

1421
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:58,286
Merry Christmas, Buckley brothers.

1422
01:26:00,688 --> 01:26:02,590
Do you wanna' come over to my house and see what I

1423
01:26:02,624 --> 01:26:05,260
got for Christmas?

1424
01:26:09,831 --> 01:26:12,433
I'm... opening my stocking with Simon.

1425
01:26:12,467 --> 01:26:13,768
OK.

1426
01:26:14,602 --> 01:26:16,871
Now I know it looks like I just blew her off,

1427
01:26:16,905 --> 01:26:19,741
but I promise I made it up to her 15 years later

1428
01:26:19,774 --> 01:26:21,843
when I asked her to marry me.

1429
01:26:21,876 --> 01:26:25,346
On that Christmas morning I wanted to spend it with just us

1430
01:26:25,380 --> 01:26:26,581
The Buckley brothers.

1431
01:26:26,614 --> 01:26:29,350
Oh! And little Mary.

1432
01:26:29,384 --> 01:26:31,386
[car engine]

1433
01:26:38,459 --> 01:26:40,628
[car doors close]

1434
01:26:40,662 --> 01:26:42,830
Hey Matthew.

1435
01:26:45,633 --> 01:26:47,769
We're going to live with our grandma.

1436
01:26:52,941 --> 01:26:55,843
We got a new sled for Christmas, so uh...

1437
01:26:55,877 --> 01:27:00,048
We don’t need this pile of junk anymore.

1438
01:27:00,081 --> 01:27:03,251
Thanks, Finn.

1439
01:27:03,785 --> 01:27:05,954
My Dad's waiting for me.

1440
01:27:12,393 --> 01:27:13,561
See you later Matthew.

1441
01:27:13,595 --> 01:27:15,563
[car starts]

1442
01:27:17,732 --> 01:27:19,801
And suddenly there was peace on earth

1443
01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:22,503
and good will toward men.

1444
01:27:22,537 --> 01:27:24,539
At least in our neighborhood.

1445
01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:52,300
What are you looking at!?

1446
01:27:52,967 --> 01:27:54,969
Scram!

1447
01:27:57,639 --> 01:27:58,506
Huh.

1448
01:27:58,539 --> 01:28:00,875
That didn't last long.

1449
01:28:00,908 --> 01:28:03,778
And you’ll never guess who Mom decided to elve

1450
01:28:03,811 --> 01:28:06,080
next Christmas.