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Narrator: On a quick date...

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...for familiarity.

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I have a disease called...

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micropenis

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Narrator: In...

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...by the beach.

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The stars are telling me...

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...that your girlfriend is cheating on you.

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(Continuation of 8)

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...that you have to...

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...you are cheating.

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Narrator: And in a park...

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... an urban

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sorry sir

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How much will you sell your son?

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I am an eccentric millionaire.

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I will buy it from you right now.

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In the restaurant behind us...

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...there are a lot of older women who are looking for...

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...they fall in love on a speed date...

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...for familiarity.

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And we are going there now...

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...and we date them as much as we can.

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First dates are weird enough.

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We want to make it 10 times worse...

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...for each of us.

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Well, because it's going to be...

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...have an earpiece, and must...

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...Let's do and say whatever the children say.

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And if you refuse, you lose.

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Sorry, gentlemen.

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Dad should go visit an old woman!

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how are you

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I'm fine

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how are you

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I am very good, very good.

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Joe, start questioning him now.

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(Continuation of 40)

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let's go Questions in a row.

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how much do you get paid

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oh

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not much

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no

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how much do you weigh

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48 and a half kilos.

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ok

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Do you also lap dance?

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oh my god

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I'm Joe... Joey.

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hello I am happy to meet you.

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me too

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Joy, the card is complete.

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Tell him you're in the toy business...

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... an adult.

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I am the program manager...

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I am an educator.

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ok

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For the adult toy production line.

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ok

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You know, dildos and stuff.

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"Dildos and stuff."

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what is your cartoon

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I am about relationships...

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I negotiate between...

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Joe, the game is boring.

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Be really boring, whatever it is...

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...says

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American Express cards are accepted.

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He is yawning.

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All conditions...

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...that I will negotiate how this happens.

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Actually very...

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...interesting

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It doesn't seem like that at all.

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oh my god

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Wow!

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Moore is leaving.

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hello

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Moore, start with a question...

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...that will never end.

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I want to know the craziest, um...

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...no, no, no, no.

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The happiest time... Yeh...

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Give me an example.

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Don't go to the point.

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Murray.

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Never go to the point.

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Moore.

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Once you left...

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...Cruise for example.

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carry on

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For example, there was something that you...

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...you did it alone.

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It was not planned.

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Don't go to the point.

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do not twist

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Until now, it's like you went to...

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Have you ever been to...

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Traveling?

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You're really kind of...

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You don't participate.

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Snake, tell him you're embarrassed

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You have a small package.

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I think the least friendly

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My body part is probably...

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penis

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hello what is your name

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I am Lori.

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Lori, Hi. I am Salam.

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Okay, Sal, screw it up right now.

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buddy

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ok

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Do you want to go to...

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bathroom and now take lips?

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wow

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I just felt you

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You had a wish that I fulfilled.

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Well, I did the same thing.

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Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop

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Boop!

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where are you from

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I'm in Staten Island

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I was born and grew up.

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As much as you can

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Be an unconventional politician.

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But I am very liberal.

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I want to adopt an Indian child.

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I love India.

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Okay, say this one.

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you are the smallest

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You have the world's cock.

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I have a complication, and some

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Girls don't like it.

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I have a complication called

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micropenis

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Therefore, you have

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Are you looking for someone who

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be suitable

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That is, because of this, for example...

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Ah, like, you know, I found

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Because of this

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Say it again, coward!

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You're looking for some kind of charm

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for that thing

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Um, you

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what do you do for a living

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Oh!

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OK, this is from Q.

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Q, just start looking at

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her breasts

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Christian!

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Say it yourself!

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excuse me

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I didn't mean to

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Let me look at your breasts.

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I was looking for your name tag.

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Sorry, I'm like...

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Do it again, do it again!

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Now I'm looking at...

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your breasts

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but they are good

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Looks great.

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One more time!

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Do it again, do it again!

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You grabbed my wrist while I was looking at...

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your breasts again

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oh my god oh my god

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hello

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hey how are you

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Start overdoing it.

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In the definition of this girl.

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You... let me tell you something...

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Mahsher!

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G-O-R-R-G-O-U-Z-S.

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Gorgozzzz

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Ask him if he wants a child.

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do you have children

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No, I don't have it.

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do you want a baby

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yes

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Do you want it right now?

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His tooth fell out.

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his teeth

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His teeth are on the table.

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Awful

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oh

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This is his tooth!

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Awful

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no don't worry

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It's like...

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Become a pirate!

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Become a pirate!

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I'm kind of like a pirate, like...

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"Ar! Ar, mate!"

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oh my god oh my god

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Yes!

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Speed dating, year one...

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... a bitter loser!

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I have a disease called...

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...smallness of the penis.

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The best part of this...

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...the issue is that he told an attractive girl that...

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It has a small screw.

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We all understood.

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Today we are reading fortune telling...

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...and the future of the people...

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...we predict.

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yes Real fortune teller of sounds...

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...they hear from that world.

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The only sounds we are going to hear...

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...they tell us what belongs to each other...

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...say

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right

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And you can't skip any lines.

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If you refuse, you lose.

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Free tarot reading, guys?

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This is an advertisement in...

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... Boulevard by the coast.

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Today is free.

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you go first

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ok

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just sit here

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what is your name

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Steve

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Hello, Steve. I am Sal.

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how are you

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I'm fine

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The stars are telling me...

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...your girlfriend wants you...

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...he betrays

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ok

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This is very bad.

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Do it, do it!

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Are you dating?

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yes

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ok It says you have...

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...you are betraying him.

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Betrayal? Wow!

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who is frank

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who is frank

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I know he likes me a lot, but...

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I am about 20 years old...

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I didn't see it.

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This is really strange. Frank?

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Turn over the next card.

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ok

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You will soon have a choice...

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... you face

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Soon with a...

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...you will face a choice.

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I say keep the child.

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Poof!

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I say... keep the child.

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Remember, all this to...

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...the interpretation depends, but here...

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He says you are two months pregnant.

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He has a lost pet.

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Do you have a lost pet?

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yes

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what kind of animal

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A lizard, and lost?

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yes ran away

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He is fine.

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He is fine.

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He is fine.

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He just helped me a lot...

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... to save money on my car insurance.

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Let's go to the crystals.

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Hey, come on! one tonight...

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He loses his virginity.

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Oh, what a shame!

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There is one tonight...

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...lose his virginity.

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tonight?

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yes

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cool

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this is not me

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Do you have money in that bank?

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...deposited?

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one...

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is there

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Come on, year! say

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um...

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say Come on!

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I'm sorry

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please Cut the sheets.

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Um, okay.

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I took a cruise in...

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...I see your future.

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00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,167
Oh! Satan!

296
00:07:18,233 --> 00:07:19,400
Do you know what it means?

297
00:07:19,467 --> 00:07:20,800
I see a cruise in your future.

298
00:07:20,867 --> 00:07:21,767
how great

299
00:07:21,833 --> 00:07:23,167
The sheets have a...

300
00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:24,267
...they show me a sign!

301
00:07:24,333 --> 00:07:25,767
The cards... do you see it?

302
00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:26,367
Satan?

303
00:07:26,433 --> 00:07:27,133
This is a sea table.

304
00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,567
The cards show me many things.

305
00:07:28,633 --> 00:07:29,167
Many sailors.

306
00:07:31,500 --> 00:07:32,100
ok

307
00:07:32,167 --> 00:07:33,333
You are surrounded by...

308
00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,100
sailors

309
00:07:34,167 --> 00:07:35,407
You are only surrounded by...

310
00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:36,333
sailor

311
00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,227
um, what's your name?

312
00:07:38,251 --> 00:07:40,100
Oh, my God!

313
00:07:40,167 --> 00:07:42,494
Herb, I'm Brian.

314
00:07:42,518 --> 00:07:44,867
I really knew.

315
00:07:44,933 --> 00:07:45,667
what do we have

316
00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:46,867
There is one tonight...

317
00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:47,400
have fun

318
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,200
Hey, oh!

319
00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:49,567
Someone is having a good time tonight!

320
00:07:49,633 --> 00:07:50,033
Ah!

321
00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:50,800
yes

322
00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:52,076
Everything still working, Herb?

323
00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:52,800
Oh, wow!

324
00:07:52,867 --> 00:07:54,009
Well, Herb, the cards are just a...

325
00:07:54,033 --> 00:07:55,100
Do you have a question that you wish...

326
00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:56,033
not asking

327
00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:57,233
But everything still works?

328
00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:58,533
Is the lower body still good?

329
00:07:58,600 --> 00:07:59,667
yes

330
00:07:59,733 --> 00:08:00,367
Well done, Herb!

331
00:08:03,433 --> 00:08:04,433
Friends, Tarot...

332
00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:05,467
do you want free

333
00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:06,944
Yes!

334
00:08:06,968 --> 00:08:08,433
Joe, as you turn over the cards...

335
00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:09,833
Do nothing but the future...

336
00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:10,333
read yourself

337
00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,467
ten. great

338
00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:13,709
Pentacles are the best cards.

339
00:08:13,733 --> 00:08:14,267
yes, yes

340
00:08:14,333 --> 00:08:15,033
This is great!

341
00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:16,209
This is really me...

342
00:08:16,233 --> 00:08:16,867
It's going great.

343
00:08:16,933 --> 00:08:17,943
My investments are the result...

344
00:08:17,967 --> 00:08:18,333
giving

345
00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:20,767
Well, I'm really seeing about myself...

346
00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,067
Here, that is very strong.

347
00:08:22,133 --> 00:08:22,933
the magician

348
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:24,500
I finally find love.

349
00:08:24,567 --> 00:08:25,967
so

350
00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:26,633
ten swords

351
00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:27,467
Oh, great, great.

352
00:08:27,533 --> 00:08:28,533
It means something...

353
00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:29,576
Now we are grounded.

354
00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:30,300
but

355
00:08:30,367 --> 00:08:31,133
yes Something definitely...

356
00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:31,900
He stopped me.

357
00:08:31,967 --> 00:08:33,109
I really need that phone...

358
00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:33,533
hit

359
00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:35,233
right

360
00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,267
Ladies and gentlemen, Tarot...

361
00:08:38,333 --> 00:08:39,400
do you want free

362
00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:40,133
wonderful!

363
00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,933
ok let's do it

364
00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,243
Let's take a look at your family.

365
00:08:43,267 --> 00:08:43,700
now

366
00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:44,433
three children

367
00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:45,576
You three...

368
00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,300
You will have children.

369
00:08:46,367 --> 00:08:47,476
Both of them and their father...

370
00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:48,200
you don't know

371
00:08:48,967 --> 00:08:50,043
Two of them...

372
00:08:50,067 --> 00:08:51,067
You don't know who their father is.

373
00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,300
And the father who...

374
00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:55,033
you know...

375
00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:56,209
The father you know...

376
00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:57,433
first cousin

377
00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,400
it's going to be

378
00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:02,400
Oh! This is a cousin card!

379
00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:03,000
card

380
00:09:04,633 --> 00:09:05,667
one in...

381
00:09:05,733 --> 00:09:06,400
I see that world.

382
00:09:06,467 --> 00:09:07,609
ok one in...

383
00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:08,900
I see that world.

384
00:09:08,967 --> 00:09:09,500
ok

385
00:09:09,567 --> 00:09:10,400
Frank

386
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,633
He says: "How are you?"

387
00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:12,500
Frank

388
00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:13,733
He says: "What's up?"

389
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,611
Do you know Frank?

390
00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:18,767
He says: "How are you?"

391
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:19,433
ok

392
00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,700
Is Frank in the hospital?

393
00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,977
are you serious

394
00:09:23,001 --> 00:09:25,233
let me see

395
00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,700
Tell him Frank is over and...

396
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,133
A call is possible at any moment...

397
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,000
Call him on the phone.

398
00:09:29,067 --> 00:09:29,967
no i don't

399
00:09:30,033 --> 00:09:31,033
Tell me otherwise you will lose.

400
00:09:31,100 --> 00:09:32,033
no

401
00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:33,733
I don't know

402
00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,167
I don't know if I can read these or not.

403
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,633
ok someone in...

404
00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:45,333
I see that world.

405
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:46,033
ok

406
00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:46,867
Franke.

407
00:09:46,933 --> 00:09:48,167
He says, "What's up?"

408
00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:49,000
Franke.

409
00:09:49,067 --> 00:09:50,233
He says, "What's up?"

410
00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:54,133
Do you know Frank?

411
00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,400
He says, "What's up?"

412
00:09:55,467 --> 00:09:56,100
ok

413
00:09:56,167 --> 00:09:59,800
Is Frank in the hospital?

414
00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:01,100
Tell him that now he must...

415
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,767
...waiting for a call at any moment.

416
00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:03,733
no i...

417
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,733
do it say

418
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:05,567
no

419
00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:07,267
I don't know

420
00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:09,067
I don't know if I can read these.

421
00:10:09,133 --> 00:10:09,667
the cards

422
00:10:09,733 --> 00:10:11,000
Tell me or you will lose.

423
00:10:11,067 --> 00:10:12,733
Now I have to wait for a call...

424
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:13,800
... be

425
00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,267
If a seagull is born now...

426
00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,600
...Litter, his day is worse...

427
00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:21,433
...can be

428
00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:22,700
A "capital" in that...

429
00:10:22,767 --> 00:10:23,667
... bank deposit?

430
00:10:25,434 --> 00:10:27,133
who will take you

431
00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:27,833
the loser

432
00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:29,020
It's like a Hitchcock movie here...

433
00:10:29,067 --> 00:10:29,533
...can be

434
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:30,333
Wow! Oh, my God!

435
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:31,733
Narrator: The year is off to a bad start...

436
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:35,433
0-2.

437
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,740
In the next step, the children "cow"...

438
00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,467
...they take from the horn.

439
00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:38,676
We are getting ready for a series of...

440
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:39,900
...very general announcements...

441
00:10:39,967 --> 00:10:40,767
...let's do with this trumpet speaker.

442
00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:42,000
yes Only that no control...

443
00:10:42,067 --> 00:10:43,307
...we don't stand by what we say.

444
00:10:43,367 --> 00:10:44,607
The rest of the kids through this microphone...

445
00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:45,933
They speak for us.

446
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,240
yes going to each other's mouths...

447
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,467
Let's talk.

448
00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:49,300
For example

449
00:10:49,367 --> 00:10:50,433
"My name is Moreh, and I am a...

450
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,100
...I'm stupid."

451
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:51,933
But if the trumpet speaker...

452
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,800
...turn it off, you lose.

453
00:10:52,867 --> 00:10:53,867
Now, wait a moment.

454
00:10:53,933 --> 00:10:55,810
>> Oh! - It has a twist.

455
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:57,109
We put our names in a hat...

456
00:10:57,133 --> 00:10:58,293
...and we choose two of us to...

457
00:10:58,333 --> 00:10:59,413
... compete with each other.

458
00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:01,344
Hot action of Rafiq against Rafiq!

459
00:11:01,368 --> 00:11:03,267
first name...

460
00:11:03,333 --> 00:11:04,567
Oh!

461
00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:05,700
fool

462
00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:07,300
why am i stupid

463
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:08,433
Against...

464
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:10,100
Please don't be me.

465
00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,267
Yes! Stupid!

466
00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,133
what

467
00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,100
let's go

468
00:11:14,167 --> 00:11:15,000
Take it easy, guys.

469
00:11:15,067 --> 00:11:16,276
You will fail somehow.

470
00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:20,833
Morpheus.

471
00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:22,300
Stop that trumpet speaker...

472
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,433
...your mouth, Joey.

473
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,567
sorry sir

474
00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:27,233
Sir, how old is your son?

475
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,000
How much for your son...

476
00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:29,767
do you want

477
00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,333
I will buy it from you right now.

478
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,467
I have the money.

479
00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:34,233
I am a strange millionaire.

480
00:11:34,300 --> 00:11:35,900
And I like his appearance.

481
00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:36,600
how much

482
00:11:36,667 --> 00:11:38,067
what a bitch you are

483
00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:42,100
Guys, this is a "no pants" zone, please.

484
00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:42,900
(continued from 483)

485
00:11:42,967 --> 00:11:44,300
Look at my pants...

486
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:44,967
...I pull down

487
00:11:45,033 --> 00:11:46,200
This is a no-pants zone.

488
00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:47,433
Please follow me.

489
00:11:47,500 --> 00:11:48,967
I am taking off my pants now.

490
00:11:49,033 --> 00:11:50,433
That is not a challenge.

491
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:51,933
Why, it's a challenge.

492
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,467
A new challenge that I here...

493
00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,133
...I'll do it, I, Joe Ghetto, will...

494
00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:56,200
I will take off my pants.

495
00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:57,467
The rule book clearly...

496
00:11:57,533 --> 00:11:58,200
... he says.

497
00:11:58,267 --> 00:11:59,633
I don't want to be with you at all...

498
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,167
...I'll talk on the microphone, Joe.

499
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,300
take off your pants

500
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,300
ok I don't turn it off.

501
00:12:04,367 --> 00:12:05,367
That's the law

502
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,700
Your turn, Moore. Make it better than this

503
00:12:09,767 --> 00:12:14,567
hey Wow, God!

504
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,433
i hate

505
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:18,567
America

506
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:21,700
You American pigs make me sick

507
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:24,933
America is a troubled country

508
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:29,467
Feel this woman's piggishness... like

509
00:12:29,533 --> 00:12:30,900
you

510
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,667
I'm sweating here

511
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,033
Your toilet is dirty

512
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:40,567
and turn left

513
00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,333
see this

514
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,767
Everyone in this park can...

515
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,567
eat shit

516
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,067
forever

517
00:12:53,133 --> 00:12:54,200
I am a loser

518
00:12:54,267 --> 00:12:55,433
My name is Moreh

519
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:56,500
I am a loser

520
00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:59,533
Your toilet is dirty

521
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,677
turn left

522
00:13:00,701 --> 00:13:01,800
I am a loser

523
00:13:01,867 --> 00:13:03,133
James Moore is a loser

524
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,467
Give me the speaker

525
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:05,567
My name is Moray

526
00:13:05,633 --> 00:13:06,567
turn it off

527
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,400
Narrator: Moore is coming

528
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,133
To Sal in the embarrassing race

529
00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:11,877
My friends tell me that it is useless

530
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:13,600
For the last place

531
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,776
Narrator: What happens when

532
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:15,733
Guys, a little too much

533
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:17,009
Do they go with personal products?

534
00:13:17,033 --> 00:13:18,209
Do you know what "shower" is?

535
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:23,633
I don't know

536
00:13:25,067 --> 00:13:26,867
Narrator: Sal and Mor

537
00:13:26,933 --> 00:13:28,767
They are still fighting for the last place

538
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,600
Let's see who is below

539
00:13:30,667 --> 00:13:32,900
Reduces pressure

540
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:34,247
We are a pharmacy

541
00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:34,967
buy some

542
00:13:35,033 --> 00:13:35,800
for each other

543
00:13:35,867 --> 00:13:37,107
We filled this basket with a series

544
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,177
yes

545
00:13:38,201 --> 00:13:39,267
Very personal items

546
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:40,533
We have to go to strangers

547
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:41,840
Any product they tell us

548
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,100
Let's take it, and then whatever

549
00:13:43,167 --> 00:13:43,867
Children say to do and say.

550
00:13:43,933 --> 00:13:45,173
Do you want to take it?

551
00:13:45,233 --> 00:13:46,433
This is the most confusing thing

552
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:50,067
I have seen so far.

553
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,400
We closed a special basket

554
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:52,367
Just for you, buddy.

555
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:52,867
yes

556
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:53,967
Okay, Q.

557
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:56,010
Have a good shopping.

558
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:58,033
Q, anti-diarrheal medicine

559
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,433
Darbyar

560
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:01,133
come on

561
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,333
Okay, now go to

562
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,667
She is a lady and ask her that

563
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,867
He has used it so far.

564
00:14:05,933 --> 00:14:06,633
excuse me

565
00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:07,800
Have you ever used this?

566
00:14:07,867 --> 00:14:09,400
I had a bad Mexican meal, and...

567
00:14:09,467 --> 00:14:10,900
Down there, it was as if the dam had burst.

568
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:11,633
-

569
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,900
I ate bad Mexican food and...

570
00:14:12,933 --> 00:14:14,433
It's down like the Hoover Dam.

571
00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,433
I won't tell you anymore!

572
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,700
just take you away...

573
00:14:16,767 --> 00:14:17,333
Oh!

574
00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:18,400
I don't know... Oh!

575
00:14:18,433 --> 00:14:18,933
Oh oh!

576
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:19,900
Oh oh!

577
00:14:19,967 --> 00:14:22,177
>> Can you open this box for me? - >> oh oh!

578
00:14:22,267 --> 00:14:23,767
Can you open that box for me?

579
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,600
...right now?

580
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,033
I have to take it now.

581
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:26,933
You, God, you, God!

582
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,633
There will be a situation!

583
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:32,100
There will be a situation!

584
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:32,767
Thank you!

585
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:33,700
Please, open that door!

586
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:34,909
Please, just pour your...

587
00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:35,433
My mouth!

588
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:36,133
Pour it in my mouth!

589
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,360
Pour it directly into my mouth!

590
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:38,640
You can pour it like this in...

591
00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,400
My mouth!

592
00:14:42,268 --> 00:14:45,067
Go ahead, Q!

593
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,000
Take your medicine!

594
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:48,833
Sit down!

595
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,533
Eat it!

596
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,033
I will not give you!

597
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,100
You have that hand!

598
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:52,867
No, no, no!

599
00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:53,933
I do not do this!

600
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,867
come on Take it!

601
00:14:54,933 --> 00:14:55,533
ok

602
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,467
That was it

603
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:03,167
Joe, look at your basket

604
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:04,600
There is a barber there

605
00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,367
Now cut it and go ahead

606
00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:07,300
That man is fat

607
00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:08,033
excuse me

608
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,033
Tell him: "I want to be my skin."

609
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:09,767
Liz Liz."

610
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:10,633
I don't work here

611
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,400
i know

612
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,367
I just wanted your comment as

613
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:12,933
I know a gentleman

614
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,300
ok

615
00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:15,533
If I want from this

616
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,100
I use it all

617
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,300
stroke my body hair

618
00:15:18,367 --> 00:15:19,567
That is, even a sample

619
00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,133
It means from above

620
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:22,667
Down to the bottom, what do you think?

621
00:15:22,733 --> 00:15:24,133
enough

622
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:24,933
I don't know

623
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,067
How much hair do you have?

624
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,433
Well, look, above my head

625
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,433
I lost most of it

626
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:29,633
But my lower body is thick,

627
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,167
He is in good condition

628
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,343
Tell him: "I want to be my skin."

629
00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:34,033
Liz Liz."

630
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,000
So I'm trying to be

631
00:15:35,067 --> 00:15:35,700
Liz Liz

632
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:36,843
yes Well, I think so

633
00:15:36,867 --> 00:15:37,333
enough

634
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,100
is this enough

635
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,209
You to destroy all

636
00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:40,133
What do you use for your body hair?

637
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:40,933
what do you use

638
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,900
I don't use anything

639
00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:42,667
Is this all normal?

640
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:43,500
really

641
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,233
It's all natural, friend

642
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:45,376
I only have my facial hair here

643
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,067
And I hit there

644
00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,000
What's going on down there?

645
00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,800
yes

646
00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,300
Sometimes I clean it

647
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,167
Dude, wake up! It's right there

648
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:56,967
Go after that girl

649
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:57,867
excuse me

650
00:15:57,933 --> 00:15:59,133
flea collar

651
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,533
Remove the flea collar

652
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:01,300
Ah

653
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:02,733
You know this

654
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,500
Does it work for people?

655
00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,000
You know this

656
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:05,567
Does it work for people?

657
00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:07,767
what

658
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:08,467
I have no idea

659
00:16:08,533 --> 00:16:09,609
Oh, I got ticks

660
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:10,743
Because I got ticks

661
00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:12,809
Yeah, let me tell you how

662
00:16:12,833 --> 00:16:13,433
That this happened

663
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:14,267
Let me tell you how this happened

664
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,033
fell

665
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:15,967
OK, I was fed up with you

666
00:16:16,033 --> 00:16:16,833
I was passing my neighbor's yard

667
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,009
I was crying from the yard

668
00:16:18,033 --> 00:16:18,767
I used to pass by my neighbor

669
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:19,700
With my binoculars

670
00:16:19,767 --> 00:16:20,667
With my binoculars

671
00:16:21,367 --> 00:16:22,100
Like I always do

672
00:16:22,167 --> 00:16:22,933
Like I always do

673
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:23,800
you trash

674
00:16:23,867 --> 00:16:24,433
I looked at it

675
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:25,133
In his garbage

676
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:25,800
I looked

677
00:16:25,867 --> 00:16:26,500
Like I always do

678
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,433
Like I always do

679
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:27,867
Tick!

680
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:28,333
Tick!

681
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,100
yes i know

682
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:29,967
And nothing in it

683
00:16:30,033 --> 00:16:30,733
It was not garbage

684
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:31,667
Something good in it this time

685
00:16:31,733 --> 00:16:32,367
It was not garbage

686
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,000
this time

687
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,633
this time

688
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:40,967
Moore, you need a vaginal douche

689
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,300
take out

690
00:16:42,367 --> 00:16:43,300
Look there, friend

691
00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:44,407
There is a large and old vaginal shower

692
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,643
And with that gentleman with a brimmed hat

693
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,133
talk

694
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,200
sorry sir

695
00:16:48,267 --> 00:16:49,767
My friends say I am a douche

696
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:51,533
my friend

697
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,720
My friends call me a douche

698
00:16:52,767 --> 00:16:54,007
And I'm not really sure that

699
00:16:54,033 --> 00:16:54,667
what is

700
00:16:54,733 --> 00:16:55,467
I'm not sure what you mean

701
00:16:55,533 --> 00:16:56,433
I wanted to buy it

702
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,700
So I wanted to buy it here

703
00:16:57,733 --> 00:16:58,433
I thought that...

704
00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,700
You don't want to buy it

705
00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:00,433
It is not

706
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,580
Well, that's it

707
00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:02,833
But do you know what a shower is?

708
00:17:02,867 --> 00:17:03,333
No, no

709
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,033
I don't know no

710
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,260
They always call me shower

711
00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,000
They always call me shower

712
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:06,833
Don't you know shower?

713
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,333
what is

714
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,033
I don't know

715
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,700
let me tell you

716
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,667
Stay away from women

717
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:12,900
yes, yes

718
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:13,833
say

719
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,633
A shower is something for women

720
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:16,867
They use to clean them

721
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:17,867
no Dad!

722
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,700
It is a type of washing that you use

723
00:17:19,767 --> 00:17:21,233
They smell bad

724
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:22,600
don't give

725
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,833
They tell you to shower

726
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,467
douche bag

727
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:25,633
So when they tell me

728
00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:26,900
Dosh, that is, they say me

729
00:17:26,967 --> 00:17:27,967
am i clean

730
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,800
no They are telling you

731
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,933
dirty Because if you are clean, that's it

732
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,867
you don't use

733
00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:34,633
clean

734
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,843
Why do you have to tell me, my friend?

735
00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:36,567
say this

736
00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:37,467
Why should they tell me this?

737
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:38,200
I don't know

738
00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:39,307
Maybe some kind of expression

739
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:40,000
It is interest

740
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:41,109
What if you shower?

741
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:41,767
won't you take

742
00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:42,667
What if you shower?

743
00:17:42,733 --> 00:17:43,233
won't you take

744
00:17:44,067 --> 00:17:44,833
How do I know?

745
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:45,967
I like dirty

746
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,860
I know, but you're giving it to me

747
00:17:47,884 --> 00:17:49,733
But wait a moment

748
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:50,800
First-hand street information

749
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,609
Winners, winners, dinner

750
00:17:54,633 --> 00:17:55,033
Chicken!

751
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:55,733
Four, please

752
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:56,809
When everyone is at their peak

753
00:17:56,833 --> 00:17:58,009
Be like this

754
00:17:58,033 --> 00:17:58,700
can

755
00:17:58,767 --> 00:17:59,533
So what's going on down there?

756
00:17:59,600 --> 00:17:59,933
then

757
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,700
Tick

758
00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:01,600
You can pour it like this

759
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:02,333
my mouth

760
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,167
They are telling me it is clean

761
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,433
Like my mom said, "No,

762
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,100
We have no losers."

763
00:18:06,167 --> 00:18:07,233
Who said that?

764
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,300
you were not there

765
00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:12,367
Narrator: Loser tonight

766
00:18:12,433 --> 00:18:13,133
Tuberculosis

767
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,033
And now it's time to pay

768
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:15,700
give

769
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:18,167
Tuberculosis lost terribly

770
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,567
As punishment, we decided

771
00:18:19,633 --> 00:18:21,067
Let's take him to Hackett's group

772
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,367
which is one of the leading brokers

773
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:23,433
Real estate in

774
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,200
New York City

775
00:18:24,267 --> 00:18:25,367
They are speakers every week

776
00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:26,700
They motivate and push these people

777
00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:27,767
They see that transactions

778
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:28,800
Boil a million

779
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:30,100
Sal is going to be the speaker

780
00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:31,367
Be their motivation

781
00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:33,067
All three have a presentation for him

782
00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:34,867
We designed that so far

783
00:18:34,933 --> 00:18:35,633
did not see

784
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:38,667
A word about something

785
00:18:38,733 --> 00:18:39,867
I don't know what I'm going to say

786
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:40,933
how is everyone

787
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:41,600
great

788
00:18:41,667 --> 00:18:42,700
My name is Sal Vulcano

789
00:18:42,767 --> 00:18:45,133
Today we want to talk

790
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,700
Oh, wow

791
00:18:48,833 --> 00:18:52,200
It's not what you think

792
00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,967
Tuberculosis lost terribly

793
00:19:00,033 --> 00:19:02,067
All three have a presentation for him

794
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,200
We designed that so far

795
00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,133
did not see

796
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,833
A word about something

797
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,633
I don't know what I'm going to say

798
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,267
Tuberculosis?

799
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:11,000
yes

800
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,133
come you

801
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:13,833
Oh, wow

802
00:19:13,900 --> 00:19:14,333
very well

803
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,133
thank you very much

804
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:16,133
I did not expect it

805
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,200
how is everyone

806
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:17,867
Excellent!

807
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:19,033
My name is Sal Vulcano

808
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,933
Today we want to talk about this

809
00:19:22,233 --> 00:19:24,633
That "Yeah! You probably can."

810
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:26,600
"Losers are for losers."

811
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,400
I used to be like this

812
00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:30,800
I was much less confident than I am now

813
00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:31,567
now

814
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,233
I wasn't always so confident

815
00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,500
I was in debt

816
00:19:36,267 --> 00:19:37,700
Previously attracted to the family

817
00:19:37,767 --> 00:19:38,567
I would be first class

818
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,000
Already from

819
00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:45,767
I was afraid of minorities

820
00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,600
It's not funny

821
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:48,767
So this is not a joke

822
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:49,200
well

823
00:19:49,867 --> 00:19:52,000
Oh, wow

824
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,433
It's not what you think

825
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,377
there is

826
00:19:57,467 --> 00:19:59,133
Okay, so, I need to better my time

827
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,967
I was managing, that's why

828
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:01,900
i did it

829
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,600
I really had to list

830
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,500
What I was doing

831
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:07,967
At 8:01, I wake up

832
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,533
8:05, I brush my teeth

833
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,800
8:07, we all have to do it

834
00:20:12,867 --> 00:20:17,367
8:28, I take a shower

835
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,233
yes You know, what you have to do

836
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,000
you do

837
00:20:20,067 --> 00:20:21,867
We all do, right?

838
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:24,000
The failures I overcame

839
00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:27,533
drinking

840
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,200
drinking

841
00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:29,767
I've had problems before

842
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,733
I had a drinking problem

843
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,633
The biggest failure to him

844
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,267
I overcame... Herpes

845
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,300
well

846
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:39,367
Written by "herpes".

847
00:20:40,366 --> 00:20:47,366
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