1 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:13,041 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:34,833 [CARS DRIVING] 3 00:00:36,791 --> 00:00:40,250 [MUSIC PLAYING] 4 00:00:48,833 --> 00:00:50,291 ALICE [VOICEOVER]: What if good things don't 5 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:52,458 come to to those who wait? 6 00:00:52,500 --> 00:00:55,750 I mean, do you just keep waiting or what? 7 00:00:55,791 --> 00:00:58,083 God, everyone else is going home. 8 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,875 Why do I have to go to work? 9 00:01:00,916 --> 00:01:03,916 How is it possible to feel this isolated and claustrophobic 10 00:01:03,958 --> 00:01:06,833 at the same time? 11 00:01:06,875 --> 00:01:08,333 Well, maybe that's my problem. 12 00:01:08,375 --> 00:01:10,166 I think too much. 13 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:12,416 Christ, all these people. 14 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:14,625 They're probably all thinking too, 15 00:01:14,666 --> 00:01:15,916 but what are they thinking? 16 00:01:18,958 --> 00:01:21,625 Maybe my hopes are too high. 17 00:01:21,666 --> 00:01:25,458 What I need is not to need and to live in the moment. 18 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:28,333 [MUSIC PLAYING] 19 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:29,916 That's it. 20 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:32,541 I should live in the moment, but what on earth does that mean? 21 00:01:32,583 --> 00:01:34,583 As if I could avoid living in the moment. 22 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:36,625 I mean, I'm in it, whether I like it or not. 23 00:01:36,666 --> 00:01:37,541 Breathe. 24 00:01:37,583 --> 00:01:39,041 [SIGHS] Breathe. 25 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:43,625 [EXHALES] Yeah, OK. 26 00:01:43,666 --> 00:01:44,583 I'm fine. 27 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:46,083 I'm fine. 28 00:01:46,125 --> 00:01:47,583 Oh, god, I'm late! 29 00:01:47,625 --> 00:01:52,083 [MUSIC PLAYING] 30 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:56,708 Every day, another day closer to the day 31 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,916 I'll never have to do this again. 32 00:01:58,958 --> 00:02:02,291 [MUSIC PLAYING] 33 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:04,916 Hi, Alice. 34 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,291 Hey, Suzie. [THUD] 35 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:07,541 [INHALES] 36 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:09,166 Madonna, I'm sorry I'm late. 37 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:10,125 It's fine. 38 00:02:12,875 --> 00:02:14,541 ALICE: Suzie, could you make me a coffee? 39 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:15,458 Sure. 40 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,500 Cappuccino? 41 00:02:16,541 --> 00:02:17,500 ALICE: Yeah, thanks. 42 00:02:17,541 --> 00:02:18,416 Yeah. 43 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:22,500 [MUSIC PLAYING] 44 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,416 [SIGHS] 45 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:33,958 WOMAN 1: Hang on. 46 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:34,875 [CHILD WHINING] 47 00:02:34,916 --> 00:02:36,958 There, there. 48 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:37,833 Good girl. 49 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:39,875 [CHILD MUMBLING] 50 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:42,291 WOMAN 1: Sit nicely. 51 00:02:42,333 --> 00:02:45,291 Hi. 52 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,250 [PHONE RINGING] 53 00:02:47,291 --> 00:02:48,208 MADONNA: Hello, Stella Bar. 54 00:02:50,958 --> 00:02:53,000 Uh, I'm sure we can fit you in. 55 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:54,541 Hold on one moment. 56 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:57,791 Let me just go to my book. 57 00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:59,583 Right, can I take a name? 58 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:01,041 Yes, great. 59 00:03:01,083 --> 00:03:02,583 [MAN LAUGHING] 60 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:03,541 Thanks. 61 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:07,208 Thank you. 62 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:08,166 See you tonight. 63 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,916 Thanks. 64 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:11,041 - Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 65 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:11,916 Thanks. Bye-bye. 66 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:12,833 See you again soon. 67 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,083 [CHILD LAUGHING] 68 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,125 SUZIE: Hey, Alice. 69 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:19,458 Smile. 70 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:30,208 I met a guy last night, who said he could smoke with his eyes. 71 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,541 How? 72 00:03:31,583 --> 00:03:33,125 I don't know. 73 00:03:33,166 --> 00:03:34,791 ALICE: Didn't you ask him? 74 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:36,125 No. 75 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:39,958 [CHUCKLES] How could you not ask? 76 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,875 [LAUGHS] 77 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,750 I don't know. 78 00:03:42,791 --> 00:03:44,958 Uh, guys, um, hate to nag. 79 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,125 But it's, um-- - Did you know-- 80 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:47,000 --getting late. 81 00:03:47,041 --> 00:03:48,333 --it's a fact that 70% of women 82 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:51,041 live their lives embroiled in a miasma of disgust? 83 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:51,958 A fact? 84 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,791 70%. 85 00:03:53,833 --> 00:03:56,458 Where did you get this fact? 86 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:57,708 The news. 87 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:58,875 And it wasn't a headline? 88 00:03:58,916 --> 00:03:59,833 Nope. 89 00:04:03,583 --> 00:04:04,958 What's a miasma? 90 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,958 It's sort of like, you know, a cancer or a dry rot. 91 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:13,041 Women spend most of their time in a dry rot of disgust? 92 00:04:13,083 --> 00:04:16,500 ALICE: [CHUCKLES] 93 00:04:16,541 --> 00:04:17,500 SUZIE: Oh. 94 00:04:17,541 --> 00:04:19,958 [SIGHS] 95 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,041 How's your book going? 96 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:23,625 I finished it a week ago. 97 00:04:23,666 --> 00:04:25,625 Alice, that's great! 98 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:26,750 Congratulations! 99 00:04:26,791 --> 00:04:27,750 Well done! 100 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:30,208 What's it about again? 101 00:04:30,250 --> 00:04:32,750 About a woman who runs away. 102 00:04:32,791 --> 00:04:34,166 Where does she go? 103 00:04:34,208 --> 00:04:36,000 To the sea. 104 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,208 SUZIE: What then? 105 00:04:38,250 --> 00:04:43,916 She sits on a pier and looks at the sky for about 150 pages. 106 00:04:43,958 --> 00:04:45,250 [SIGHS] 107 00:04:45,291 --> 00:04:46,500 I'd like to read that. 108 00:04:46,541 --> 00:04:47,875 Thanks. 109 00:04:47,916 --> 00:04:52,208 I mean, I'd like to read it if it was interesting. 110 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,958 [PHONE RINGING] 111 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,625 Hello, Stella Bar. 112 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:57,541 Hello? 113 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:01,666 Could you please stop doing that? 114 00:05:01,708 --> 00:05:05,833 Just-- Dave, you should be here cooking. 115 00:05:05,875 --> 00:05:06,791 What? 116 00:05:09,666 --> 00:05:11,083 He hung up. 117 00:05:11,125 --> 00:05:12,041 Who? 118 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:14,250 Dave. 119 00:05:14,291 --> 00:05:15,666 Barking-- 120 00:05:15,708 --> 00:05:16,583 Barking mad? 121 00:05:16,625 --> 00:05:19,250 No, like a dog. 122 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:20,375 Oh. 123 00:05:20,416 --> 00:05:22,666 Drunk. 124 00:05:22,708 --> 00:05:24,458 Right. 125 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,291 So can Paolo cook tonight? 126 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,500 Paolo resigned at lunch. 127 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:28,750 What? Why? 128 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:29,958 Burnt his arm. 129 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,416 Oh, is he OK? 130 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:32,333 Works the kitchen-- 131 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,958 and I'm sympathetic to a point. 132 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,333 [MUSIC PLAYING] 133 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:46,541 [EXHALES DEEPLY] There's only 25 booked. 134 00:05:46,583 --> 00:05:47,583 What? 135 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:48,625 Bonus? 136 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:49,583 For what? 137 00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:54,916 I've never done it before. 138 00:05:54,958 --> 00:05:56,166 You know, Dave told me once, he thought you 139 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:57,708 had real potential as a chef. 140 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,166 You're recommending the opinions of a man 141 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:00,791 who just barked at you. 142 00:06:00,833 --> 00:06:03,666 He said that before he barked. 143 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:04,791 I'm a kitchen hand. 144 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:10,250 Alice, we are a family here. 145 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:11,208 Families pull together. 146 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:17,416 ALICE [VOICEOVER]: Families don't pay by the hour. 147 00:06:17,458 --> 00:06:20,750 MADONNA [VOICEOVER]: Please, please, please! 148 00:06:20,791 --> 00:06:22,833 60 quid and no more bookings. 149 00:06:25,583 --> 00:06:27,000 Rita can help you. 150 00:06:27,041 --> 00:06:30,166 Rita burns water! 151 00:06:30,208 --> 00:06:32,083 MADONNA: Uh, maybe you should get started now. 152 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,750 - Can I just finish my coffee? - Of course, yes. 153 00:06:33,791 --> 00:06:34,708 I'm sorry. 154 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:41,791 [MUSIC PLAYING] 155 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:45,708 [PHONE RINGING] 156 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:46,625 Hello. 157 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:48,250 Stella Bar. 158 00:06:48,291 --> 00:06:49,166 Greg! 159 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,375 Hi. 160 00:06:50,416 --> 00:06:52,375 There's been a slight change of plan. 161 00:06:52,416 --> 00:06:54,208 [CLEARS THROAT] Yeah, um-- 162 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,250 ALICE: [WHISPERING] Dear Alice-- 163 00:06:55,291 --> 00:06:59,625 [MUSIC PLAYING] 164 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:04,500 MADONNA: Dave can't come in. 165 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:06,750 He's had some kind of terrible accident. 166 00:07:06,791 --> 00:07:08,458 But Alice is cool to do it. 167 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,458 Yes, she is. 168 00:07:11,500 --> 00:07:12,833 Oh, she'll be fine. 169 00:07:15,625 --> 00:07:17,083 She'll be fine. 170 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:20,291 OK, bye. 171 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:23,666 [EXHALES] Where is Abi? 172 00:07:23,708 --> 00:07:25,208 Hey, ladies! 173 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:28,333 Abi, I hate to mention this, but you are 15 minutes late. 174 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:30,750 I'm not. 175 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:32,041 Yes, you are. 176 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:32,958 Sorry. 177 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,791 My yoga teacher died. 178 00:07:34,833 --> 00:07:35,791 [GLASS SHATTERING] 179 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:40,333 [MUSIC PLAYING] 180 00:07:40,916 --> 00:07:41,791 Rita! 181 00:07:48,458 --> 00:07:49,833 [SIGHS] 182 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:51,666 You sure you're going to be OK doing this by yourself? 183 00:07:51,708 --> 00:07:53,541 Can you smell something? 184 00:07:53,583 --> 00:07:54,958 Like what? 185 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,833 You can't smell flesh? 186 00:07:57,875 --> 00:08:00,416 No. 187 00:08:00,458 --> 00:08:06,291 [EXHALES] Did your yoga teacher really die? 188 00:08:06,333 --> 00:08:09,791 Right in the middle of a downward dog. 189 00:08:09,833 --> 00:08:13,083 How's the acting going? 190 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,166 I didn't get that job I was going for. 191 00:08:15,208 --> 00:08:16,458 Which one? 192 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,541 Kitchen sink drama. 193 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:21,500 Depressing, really, considering what an expert I am. 194 00:08:30,125 --> 00:08:36,083 Well, anything else lined up? 195 00:08:36,125 --> 00:08:38,333 Did you get up to anything last night, Al? 196 00:08:38,375 --> 00:08:40,000 Don't call me Al. 197 00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,541 No. 198 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:44,000 I'm too broke. 199 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:46,375 You? 200 00:08:46,416 --> 00:08:47,291 Broke up with a boy. 201 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:53,750 How old are you, Al? 202 00:08:53,791 --> 00:08:56,458 Uh, 33 or 4 or something. 203 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:57,708 I'm good. 204 00:08:57,750 --> 00:09:07,041 [EXHALES] I'm sorry about-- what was his name? 205 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:07,916 Phil. 206 00:09:07,958 --> 00:09:08,833 Phil. 207 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,750 Yeah. 208 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:12,083 I'm 30 today. 209 00:09:12,125 --> 00:09:13,416 Oh, my god. 210 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,083 Happy get-older day. 211 00:09:15,125 --> 00:09:16,333 Yeah. 212 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:17,750 Don't tell anyone, all right? - Oh, what about? 213 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:18,625 Phil? 214 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:19,625 Oh, god no. 215 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:20,916 About my birthday. 216 00:09:20,958 --> 00:09:23,916 Why'd you tell me then? 217 00:09:23,958 --> 00:09:26,125 I needed to tell someone older. 218 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,000 Tell Rita then. 219 00:09:27,041 --> 00:09:28,500 She's 48. 220 00:09:28,541 --> 00:09:34,000 [SCOFFS] 221 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,958 Hey, is this OK? 222 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,500 [SNIFFING] Mm, I don't know. 223 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:39,666 I'm borderline. 224 00:09:39,708 --> 00:09:40,916 Marinade? 225 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:41,875 Yeah. 226 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,208 You know Keats? 227 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,125 The poet. 228 00:09:46,166 --> 00:09:47,041 Yeah. 229 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,541 What about him? 230 00:09:48,583 --> 00:09:49,833 Died at 26. 231 00:09:49,875 --> 00:09:54,250 [MUSIC PLAYING] 232 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:10,708 MADONNA: Rita! 233 00:10:10,750 --> 00:10:12,083 Alice would love a hand when you're ready. 234 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:17,875 [MUSIC PLAYING] 235 00:10:17,916 --> 00:10:20,083 I had such a vivid dream last night. 236 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,750 [GROANS] I can't bear dreams. 237 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,333 It concerned light. 238 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:25,583 I'm not listening. 239 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,875 The light had a face. 240 00:10:27,916 --> 00:10:28,958 I'm warning you. 241 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,250 It was singing. 242 00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,166 It had a nose! 243 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:34,500 OK, stop. 244 00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:37,208 GUY 1: [LAUGHING] 245 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:44,416 Can you ask them to leave? 246 00:10:44,458 --> 00:10:45,416 No. 247 00:10:45,458 --> 00:10:47,500 [GROANS] Go on. 248 00:10:47,541 --> 00:10:49,125 You get them out. 249 00:10:49,166 --> 00:10:50,041 [WHISPERING] Abi, come on! 250 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:50,958 It's policy. 251 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,041 [WHISPERING] Policy? 252 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,166 This isn't NATO, for Christ's sakes. 253 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,541 You need to learn to be more assertive. 254 00:10:55,583 --> 00:10:56,458 [SIGHS] 255 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,583 Really? 256 00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:59,541 [WHISPERING] Yeah, and less sarcastic. 257 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,125 [WHISPERING] You are the sarcastic one. 258 00:11:01,166 --> 00:11:03,000 Oh, really? GUY 1: I didn't know you shaved. 259 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:03,916 [LAUGHS] 260 00:11:03,958 --> 00:11:07,041 [EXHALES HEAVILY] [GROANS] 261 00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:11,458 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC] 262 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:12,625 [CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me. 263 00:11:12,666 --> 00:11:14,083 GUY 1: She demanded it. 264 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,041 GUY 2: In the zoo? 265 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:16,375 [LAUGHTER] 266 00:11:16,416 --> 00:11:17,583 [CLEARS THROAT] Guys-- GUY 1: Hello. 267 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:19,166 I'm sorry. I have to ask you to leave. 268 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,000 We have to prepare a place for dinner. 269 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:24,375 GUY 1: So tell me, do find you find your job abhorrent? 270 00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:25,708 Just curious. 271 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:26,666 GUY 2: [CHUCKLES] 272 00:11:26,708 --> 00:11:27,666 No. 273 00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,250 I find it challenging. 274 00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:30,333 GUY 1: Really? 275 00:11:30,375 --> 00:11:31,250 GUY 2: What do you do? 276 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,166 [LAUGHS] 277 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:34,000 I waitress. 278 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:36,625 GUY 2: Do you want to be a waitress. 279 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:39,041 I am what I do. 280 00:11:39,083 --> 00:11:40,041 GUY 2: No, no, no, no. 281 00:11:40,083 --> 00:11:41,583 You do what you are. 282 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:44,958 [LAUGHTER] 283 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,833 OK, we're leaving. 284 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:54,875 Thank you. 285 00:12:02,916 --> 00:12:03,875 Suze, how old are you? 286 00:12:03,916 --> 00:12:04,958 24. 287 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:09,625 [GROANS] God, you have so much time. 288 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:11,416 How old are you? 289 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:13,041 28. 290 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:15,500 It's only four years older. 291 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:16,708 First World War lasted four years. 292 00:12:16,750 --> 00:12:17,666 A lot happened. 293 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:21,666 Did I tell you that Terry said, 294 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,916 in London no one is more than 20 feet 295 00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:26,250 away from a rat at any time? 296 00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,041 Remind me how Dave does a chicken. 297 00:12:28,083 --> 00:12:30,500 Yeah. 298 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:34,625 Let's-- so marinate the chicken in lemon juice, 299 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:38,125 balsamic vinegar, and olive oil so it's real juicy, 300 00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:39,916 even if the chicken's old. 301 00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:42,708 Char-grilled. 302 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:43,875 All under control, Alice? 303 00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:46,916 Mm-hmm, like a well-oiled machine. 304 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:48,791 Rita, you're happy to do salads? 305 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:49,708 I'm not going-- 306 00:12:49,750 --> 00:12:50,666 Fantastic. 307 00:12:53,458 --> 00:12:56,041 Do you know, it is so great to have all women 308 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,250 in control in here tonight. 309 00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:00,833 Right on, sister. 310 00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,708 [MUSIC - AL BOWLLY, "LOVE IS THE SWEETEST THING"] 311 00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:06,916 [SINGING] Love is the sweetest thing. 312 00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:11,708 What else on earth could ever bring-- 313 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:12,833 What are we listening to? 314 00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:17,833 [SIGHS] Al Bowlly. 315 00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:19,250 He died in the war-- 316 00:13:19,291 --> 00:13:22,000 Cafe de Paris, the Ritz in the Blitz. 317 00:13:22,041 --> 00:13:23,500 Don't tell me he wrote hits. 318 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,583 He did. 319 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,791 He's got a better range than Sinatra. 320 00:13:26,833 --> 00:13:28,750 Sinatra didn't have a range. 321 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:29,750 Exactly. 322 00:13:29,791 --> 00:13:31,916 Suzie, you are 20-fucking-four. 323 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:35,166 You're meant to be listening to Justin-fucking-Timberlake! 324 00:13:35,208 --> 00:13:37,875 Will you please stop swearing? 325 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:39,541 No one ever tell you what language is for, Suze? 326 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:41,916 It's for fucking expressing yourself. 327 00:13:41,958 --> 00:13:44,166 That mirror is absolutely filthy. 328 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:45,625 Now it would be great if you guys could use 329 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:49,083 your initiative a little more. 330 00:13:49,125 --> 00:13:50,000 Toilets and fridges? 331 00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,583 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 332 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,041 [MUSIC - GUSTAV MAHLER, "SYMPHONY NO. 333 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,208 5"] 334 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:04,083 Will you kill the goddamn funeral music? 335 00:14:04,125 --> 00:14:05,416 Cheers me up. 336 00:14:05,458 --> 00:14:07,125 I can't bear it a second longer. 337 00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:08,500 [SCOFFS] Change it then. 338 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,791 [RADIO STATIC] 339 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,916 [MUSIC - ORLANDO "MARACA" VALLE, "DESCARGA DE HOY"] 340 00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:25,833 ALICE: Rita, can you start the salads, please? 341 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:29,125 I can smell rat shit with my mouth. 342 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:31,750 God, whatever happened to unions? 343 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:32,833 I don't know if I can do this. 344 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:33,750 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 345 00:14:33,791 --> 00:14:34,958 Put it in perspective. 346 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,125 Hmm? 347 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,541 What perspective? 348 00:14:37,583 --> 00:14:41,250 It's only cooking for people you don't care about. 349 00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:42,541 I mean, it's a shit kitchen. 350 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:43,750 ALICE [VOICEOVER]: She wouldn't have 351 00:14:43,791 --> 00:14:45,916 to stop when she's on the pier. 352 00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:47,708 It needs a stronger transition. - Why are doing this? 353 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,041 ALICE [VOICEOVER]: I need to rewrite it. 354 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:49,958 I need to-- 355 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Why are you doing this? 356 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:52,875 What do you mean? 357 00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:54,083 You don't have to do this. 358 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:55,958 [SIGHS] I have bills to pay. 359 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,416 You are an intellectual. 360 00:14:58,458 --> 00:14:59,791 [SARCASTICALLY] Yeah, right. 361 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,750 You are smarter than you give yourself credit for. 362 00:15:02,791 --> 00:15:05,791 You're just saying that. 363 00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:11,125 Well, how else am I meant to communicate? 364 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,916 Suzie, you're on table 27. 365 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,458 I can do the rest. 366 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,166 Abi, you're doing the bar, and you could 367 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:17,625 help us out when we're busy. 368 00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:18,541 ABI [VOICEOVER]: Oh, my god. 369 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,166 I'm going to die. 370 00:15:20,208 --> 00:15:21,916 And please, g-- 371 00:15:21,958 --> 00:15:24,916 guys, we really need to work as a team tonight. 372 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:28,875 So no annoying the intercom or sneaky wine tasting. 373 00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:31,500 ABI [VOICEOVER]: I'm going to be 70 in 40 years. 374 00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:33,208 [MUSIC - ORLANDO "MARACA" VALLE, "DESCARGA DE HOY"] 375 00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,666 [RATS SQUEAKING] 376 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,666 [TINY FOOTSTEPS] 377 00:15:36,708 --> 00:15:37,666 [RATS SQUEAKING] 378 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:40,583 [PHONE RINGING] 379 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:43,250 Hello? 380 00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:44,083 Oh, I'm sorry. 381 00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:48,083 We're pretty full tonight. 382 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:49,708 Four? 383 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:52,375 [CLICKS TONGUE] Um, well, maybe we-- 384 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,416 sorry, could you just hold the line a moment? 385 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,125 Excellent. 386 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,083 [MUSIC PLAYING] 387 00:16:01,125 --> 00:16:03,500 Ew, ew, ew! 388 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,208 Under the table! 389 00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:09,291 Oh, my god. 390 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,541 It's huge! 391 00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,041 Beat the fucker to death. 392 00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:13,500 Suzie! 393 00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:16,416 [RAT SQUEAKING] 394 00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:20,041 Hey, Donna, how old are you? 395 00:16:20,083 --> 00:16:20,958 Why? 396 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,708 Just curious. 397 00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:23,875 28. Why? 398 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,125 How old are you? 399 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:26,750 26. 400 00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:28,500 Huh. 401 00:16:28,541 --> 00:16:31,791 So were you actually born, Madonna? 402 00:16:31,833 --> 00:16:33,750 Was I born? 403 00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,083 You told me you were 28. 404 00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:35,958 Well, no. 405 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,708 I figured you were born. 406 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:38,958 But were you christened, Madonna? 407 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,166 Or did you, like, borrow it off someone else? 408 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:43,083 Oh, shit. 409 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,083 It's gone. 410 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:48,000 The question is, where did it go? 411 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,916 I met someone who knew you at school. 412 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:50,791 [MUSIC - KATE NASH, "CAROLINE'S A VICTIM"] 413 00:16:50,833 --> 00:16:51,458 [SINGING] Caroline's a victim. 414 00:16:54,375 --> 00:16:58,833 Caroline, Caroline-- 415 00:16:58,875 --> 00:16:59,833 Uh, hello. 416 00:16:59,875 --> 00:17:01,333 I'm sorry about the delay. 417 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:02,833 How can I help you? 418 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,625 Yes? 419 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:06,333 RITA: The rats are significant. [SIZZLE] 420 00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:07,583 [SQUEALS] 421 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,750 The fact that the worker here today was burned 422 00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:10,791 is significant. 423 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,083 OK, I know. 424 00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:14,125 You think you know, but you don't. 425 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,583 We constantly function from the position of received ideas. 426 00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:18,916 Can I take a name? 427 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,833 [WHISPERING] You promised Alice no more bookings! 428 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,750 Danny-- what? 429 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:22,666 Sorry. 430 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:23,875 Could you spell that? 431 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:27,166 H-U-S-T-O-N? 432 00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,375 Lovely. 433 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:32,625 9 o'clock-- uh, can I take a contact number? 434 00:17:32,666 --> 00:17:36,375 0207-342-- great. 435 00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:37,291 Lovely. 436 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:38,166 Thank you. 437 00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,583 Bye-bye. 438 00:17:40,625 --> 00:17:42,583 Who? 439 00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:45,583 Uh, Danny Huston. 440 00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,166 As in the actor Danny Huston? 441 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,875 I didn't ask what he does, Abi. 442 00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,458 Well, did you speak to him? 443 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,166 No, it was his PA. 444 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:54,583 How do you know it was his PA? 445 00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:59,083 [CLICKS TONGUE] Uh, she said, I am Danny Huston's PA. 446 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:04,208 [LAUGHS] I love Danny Huston! 447 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,583 SUZIE: What's he been in? - Oh, god. 448 00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:07,166 Everything! 449 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:10,500 But, um, uh, that film, where he plays a producer or something, 450 00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:11,666 um, in Hollywood. 451 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:12,583 And he dies at the end. 452 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,333 You know, that Danny Huston! 453 00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:17,333 Abi, there's a Steve McQueen who works in my post office. 454 00:18:17,375 --> 00:18:21,250 This Danny Huston might not be that Danny Huston. 455 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:23,541 How many post office workers have PAs? 456 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:25,458 [INHALES] 457 00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,916 SUZIE: You really like him! 458 00:18:26,958 --> 00:18:29,458 [SCOFFS] Suze-- god, he is like a proper 459 00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,708 old-fashioned movie star. 460 00:18:31,750 --> 00:18:33,166 Now I know who you mean. 461 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:36,875 He has the eyes of a beautiful, wild animal. 462 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,291 I wouldn't put it exactly that way, but-- 463 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,333 Oh, yes! 464 00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,250 Uh, sorry. 465 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,958 Yes, I know who you mean. 466 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,791 Um, he was in that, um-- 467 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:49,000 [CLICKS TONGUE] that film called-- 468 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:52,708 [SIGHS] Suze, have you got your camera on you? 469 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,625 Of course. 470 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,791 Great. 471 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,750 Could you kind of surreptitiously, um-- 472 00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:58,625 What? 473 00:18:58,666 --> 00:19:00,166 Well, take a-- a-- a shot of-- 474 00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:01,416 of-- 475 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:04,791 SUZIE: [LAUGHS] You want me to take his photo? 476 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:05,833 No, you can't do that. 477 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,333 That is so what my mother would do. 478 00:19:07,375 --> 00:19:08,708 You can't do that. 479 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,833 And it takes one star to cause a stampede of them. 480 00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:14,875 A stampede of stars-- 481 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:16,416 RITA: Would you agree that, as a culture, 482 00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:19,375 we are overcome not by the sense of possibility 483 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:22,083 but the banality of the social orders we have erected 484 00:19:22,125 --> 00:19:23,000 for ourselves? 485 00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:24,541 Salads! 486 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:27,500 Customers arriving in 10. 487 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,625 I need to do his table. 488 00:19:28,666 --> 00:19:30,125 You're doing the bar. 489 00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,083 I help out on the floor when necessary. 490 00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:33,458 This is necessary. 491 00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,541 What? 492 00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:35,875 You think he's going to insist you are 493 00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:37,666 given a role in his next film? 494 00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,041 Stranger things have happened. 495 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,750 I don't know if that's true. 496 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:41,916 Suzie, I am begging you. 497 00:19:41,958 --> 00:19:43,500 This is me begging you! 498 00:19:43,541 --> 00:19:45,916 And movie stars hate to be bugged by desperate waitresses. 499 00:19:45,958 --> 00:19:47,333 OK. 500 00:19:47,375 --> 00:19:49,625 I might be desperate, but I am not above humiliation. 501 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,916 Toilets, Abi. 502 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,083 Suze, water, please. 503 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,583 [EXHALES] Suzie, please, please, please! 504 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,083 Please, please, please! 505 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:59,041 Please, please, please, please! 506 00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,625 OK. 507 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,791 You can do his table but only if I get to play at least four Al 508 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,375 Bowlly songs without complaint. 509 00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:05,708 [SQUEALS] I love you, Suzie! 510 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,666 I love you. I love you. 511 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:07,750 I love you. 512 00:20:07,791 --> 00:20:11,416 God, imagine his handsome face here. 513 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,250 Abi, you're behaving like a teenager. 514 00:20:13,291 --> 00:20:16,291 [SIGHS] If only I was one. 515 00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:18,833 At least I'd have a future. 516 00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:19,791 You're not even 30. 517 00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:24,875 What's it like being you? 518 00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:28,583 Fucking sad. 519 00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,458 Abi, please don't drink on shift. 520 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,500 First customers due. 521 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,875 ABI [VOICEOVER]: In reality, he might be a midget. 522 00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:43,125 He could be the actor equivalent of the fake moon 523 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,125 landing theory. 524 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,625 He might love me. 525 00:20:46,666 --> 00:20:47,666 [MUSIC - AL BOWLLY, "THANKS"] 526 00:20:47,708 --> 00:20:49,916 [SINGING] Thanks for all the lovely 527 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:53,666 delights I found in your embrace. 528 00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:56,208 Greg's coming in tomorrow to talk. 529 00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:59,333 SUZIE: What about? 530 00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,333 I think maybe we need to rationalize 531 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:05,750 our business strategy to become more cost effective. 532 00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:09,416 SUZIE: What does that mean? 533 00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,666 Uh, that we need more customers. 534 00:21:16,916 --> 00:21:17,833 How's Simona? 535 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:21,458 Oh, yeah. 536 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,583 You know, she's, uh, she's-- she's really great. 537 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:29,208 What? 538 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:32,208 She keeps saying that maybe we should be friends. 539 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,291 Aren't you friends already? 540 00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:37,333 They always say they want to be friends 541 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:39,416 when they want to leave you. 542 00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:40,916 Oh. 543 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:42,583 I'm sure it's just a hiccup. 544 00:21:42,625 --> 00:21:47,000 [EXHALES DEEPLY] Have you tried drinking her upside down? 545 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,500 What? 546 00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,250 Um, I'm sure everything will be fine. 547 00:21:52,291 --> 00:21:53,750 Oh, no. Yeah, absolutely. 548 00:21:53,791 --> 00:21:54,833 It'll be fine. 549 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,791 You know, there was this couple in last night 550 00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:03,375 who seemed really in love. 551 00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:07,250 So I gave them really great service. 552 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,500 Then the phone rang. 553 00:22:08,541 --> 00:22:14,583 It was his wife who was in hospital, in labor 554 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,583 with their first child. 555 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:21,458 [GASPS] So he was with his mistress. 556 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:22,416 Yes. 557 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:28,875 So I had to tell them we were closing. 558 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:30,333 SUZIE: What time was it? 559 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:31,583 Around 11:00. 560 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,375 [CHUCKLES] But that's when we close. 561 00:22:33,416 --> 00:22:35,125 But they didn't know that, did they, Suzie? 562 00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,125 No. 563 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,166 This was made by a street cleaner who spent his life 564 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:48,958 photographing snowflakes. 565 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:49,875 Wow. 566 00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:51,666 That's-- that's very good. 567 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:53,208 Isn't it? 568 00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:54,708 [SIGHS] 569 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:59,708 [CHUCKLES] Are you enjoying art school? 570 00:22:59,750 --> 00:23:01,291 Oh, my god, yes. 571 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:03,666 MADONNA: What are you working on? 572 00:23:03,708 --> 00:23:09,833 Well, mainly portraits of the hands of people I have loved 573 00:23:09,875 --> 00:23:12,083 and a video of people trying to remember the lyrics 574 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:14,000 of their favorite songs. 575 00:23:14,041 --> 00:23:18,000 But for my final year show, I'm thinking of filling the gallery 576 00:23:18,041 --> 00:23:20,625 with tiny photographs of precious objects 577 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:23,291 you have to really peer at to see properly. 578 00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:26,208 Simona said my slippers repulsed her. 579 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:29,333 That's not good. 580 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:32,083 You know, I'm really glad that she felt she could tell me. 581 00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:35,916 [MUSIC PLAYING] 582 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,166 [DOOR OPENS] 583 00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:39,416 Uh, may I help you? 584 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:41,458 First orders of the night-- no starters, 585 00:23:41,500 --> 00:23:42,708 two chicken, one salmon. 586 00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:45,708 Can you believe who's coming to dinner? 587 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:46,708 Virginia Woolf? 588 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,208 No. 589 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:51,583 Table for four at 9 o'clock in the name of Danny Huston. 590 00:23:51,625 --> 00:23:52,666 As in the actor? 591 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:53,833 As in the actor. 592 00:23:53,875 --> 00:23:55,666 He's a very versatile actor. 593 00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:57,833 ABI: I didn't know you were a movie buff, Rita. 594 00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:01,041 Oh, I like well-crafted, morally 595 00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:07,250 complex movies with strong narrative and powerful acting. 596 00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:08,333 Who wouldn't? 597 00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:09,458 Stop it. 598 00:24:09,500 --> 00:24:11,041 Madonna promised me no more bookings. 599 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,416 ABI: This is an exception. 600 00:24:12,458 --> 00:24:13,333 Why? 601 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,208 He is an amazing actor! 602 00:24:15,250 --> 00:24:16,291 Wow. 603 00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:17,750 Hey, what do you got against actors? 604 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,583 ALICE: They're like tribute bands. 605 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,583 Excuse me? 606 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:21,666 They speak someone else's words, 607 00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,166 interpret someone else's ideas, and try 608 00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:24,500 to look like someone else. 609 00:24:24,541 --> 00:24:25,750 The joy! 610 00:24:25,791 --> 00:24:28,083 They're faded copies of a vibrant original. 611 00:24:28,125 --> 00:24:30,083 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 612 00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:32,166 What is the justice in George Clooney getting millions 613 00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:34,416 for playing, say, a doctor, when real doctors 614 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:36,000 get a fraction of that? 615 00:24:36,041 --> 00:24:39,375 Or a cook-- how much did Julia Roberts get for "Mystic Pizza"? 616 00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:41,000 More than I get, I bet. 617 00:24:41,041 --> 00:24:42,625 ABI: Julia Roberts was the waitress not the cook. 618 00:24:42,666 --> 00:24:43,458 Yeah. 619 00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:44,458 OK, whatever. 620 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,875 two chicken, one salmon. 621 00:24:45,916 --> 00:24:48,333 Most of the world doesn't even have clean water. 622 00:24:48,375 --> 00:24:50,541 Well, that doesn't mean we shouldn't drink it! 623 00:24:50,583 --> 00:24:52,166 Has there ever been a film that truly 624 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,500 showed the life of a woman? 625 00:24:53,541 --> 00:24:56,166 That would be a really boring film. 626 00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:58,375 Take the bread. 627 00:24:58,416 --> 00:25:03,583 You know, you guys really need to lighten up. 628 00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:04,500 [THUD] 629 00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:06,625 Bloody fans! 630 00:25:06,666 --> 00:25:08,375 MADONNA: Order, table 10. 631 00:25:08,416 --> 00:25:12,500 Two soups, one linguine, one jamon. 632 00:25:12,541 --> 00:25:13,958 Table 8 ready? 633 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:14,833 [CHOKES] 634 00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:17,041 God, it is hot in here. 635 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,750 Madonna, you promised no more bookings! 636 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:19,666 Oh, I'm sorry. 637 00:25:19,708 --> 00:25:20,666 This is only four. 638 00:25:20,708 --> 00:25:22,791 Can't turn down celebrities. 639 00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:23,875 I'm not a cook. 640 00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:25,000 MADONNA: Alice, you gotta remember-- 641 00:25:25,041 --> 00:25:26,333 Ah! 642 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:27,166 --that it's very good for the restaurant to have 643 00:25:27,208 --> 00:25:28,333 well-known people eat here. 644 00:25:28,375 --> 00:25:30,833 [COUGHS] I cannot stand celebrity culture. 645 00:25:30,875 --> 00:25:33,208 It's only one celebrity not the whole culture. 646 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,083 Man, a real movie star here tonight. 647 00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,458 I still can't quite believe it. 648 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,958 Oh, for God's sake! 649 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,541 So, Mrs. Manager, what you doing about the worker being 650 00:25:40,583 --> 00:25:41,583 burned today? 651 00:25:41,625 --> 00:25:42,833 Rita, are those salads ready yet? 652 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:44,208 MADONNA: Yeah, I feel really bad about it. 653 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:45,458 You've got to remember that everybody 654 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:46,375 gets burnt in a kitchen. 655 00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:47,541 Ah! 656 00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,083 RITA: The heat probably drove him crazy. 657 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,083 Jesus, Alice. It's Danny Huston. 658 00:25:50,125 --> 00:25:51,291 I mean, what is not to love? 659 00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,333 Rita, we're in this together. 660 00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:56,666 I'm sorry, but I don't really believe you are that affected 661 00:25:56,708 --> 00:25:58,125 by the workers under your care. 662 00:25:58,166 --> 00:25:59,458 I don't know him. 663 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:00,958 People don't love movie stars because they 664 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000 "know them know them." 665 00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:03,000 Yeah, OK, whatever. 666 00:26:03,041 --> 00:26:04,083 That's patently unfair. 667 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:05,583 I started the recycling scheme. 668 00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,375 [LAUGHS] That's about rubbish! 669 00:26:07,416 --> 00:26:09,541 No, that's about Mother Earth. 670 00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:11,083 Yours is a drab, drab world. 671 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:11,958 RITA: How do you live-- 672 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,041 Alice, table 8. 673 00:26:13,083 --> 00:26:15,416 --perpetuating an exploitative system? 674 00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:19,375 Rita, you've got to get passed the blame here 675 00:26:19,416 --> 00:26:22,708 and embrace the positivity of what you're doing. 676 00:26:22,750 --> 00:26:25,291 You know, we're not exactly down a diamond mine in Sierra Leone 677 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:26,166 here. 678 00:26:26,208 --> 00:26:27,541 OK, table 8. 679 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:28,833 [ANGRILY] If it's such a nice job, 680 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:31,125 why is it so hard to get the fans fixed? 681 00:26:31,166 --> 00:26:32,208 It's such a nice job? 682 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,416 MADONNA: The fans are being seen to. 683 00:26:33,458 --> 00:26:34,291 No. 684 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:35,250 The fans are symbolic. 685 00:26:35,291 --> 00:26:36,666 Of what? 686 00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:38,416 Of the possibility of air, and movement, and pleasure! 687 00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:39,791 [LAUGHS] 688 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:43,500 Of the possibility of being able to breathe freely. 689 00:26:43,541 --> 00:26:46,041 Hey, ladies. 690 00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:47,416 Suzie! 691 00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:50,666 Abi, can you take these to eight, please? 692 00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:52,916 Can you take these soups to 10, please, my love? 693 00:26:52,958 --> 00:26:54,708 I need to have a little chat with Rita. 694 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:10,291 [CHATTER] 695 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:13,208 You know, I think it's great we're talking 696 00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:15,125 and that you feel you can express your feelings to me 697 00:27:15,166 --> 00:27:16,041 about-- 698 00:27:16,083 --> 00:27:16,958 And the rats? 699 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,708 What about the rats? 700 00:27:18,750 --> 00:27:21,041 You know that every cafe in Soho has rats. 701 00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:24,208 OK, so give me one reason why I should care about the fate 702 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:25,541 of this gilded cage? 703 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:29,458 Would a hug help right now? 704 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,041 Oh! 705 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:34,833 Madonna, you forgot the salad. 706 00:27:34,875 --> 00:27:36,541 [CLEARS THROAT] No, I'm OK, really. 707 00:27:36,583 --> 00:27:38,041 I'm just-- 708 00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:39,291 I really appreciate this chat. 709 00:27:39,333 --> 00:27:40,208 Thanks, Rita. 710 00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:45,375 Blimey. 711 00:27:45,416 --> 00:27:47,666 What's with the hugging? 712 00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:49,125 What can I get you to drink? 713 00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:53,583 [MUSIC PLAYING] 714 00:27:59,041 --> 00:27:59,958 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 715 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,375 How's your boyfriend? 716 00:28:01,416 --> 00:28:04,333 I have no boyfriend. 717 00:28:04,375 --> 00:28:05,291 [MUSIC PLAYING] 718 00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:07,708 [CLATTERING] 719 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:10,208 [RATS SQUEAKING] 720 00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,958 What about that guy with the haircut? 721 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,916 Gone. 722 00:28:16,958 --> 00:28:18,875 [RATS SQUEAKING] 723 00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:22,333 [MUSIC PLAYING] 724 00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:24,791 [CHATTER] 725 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:27,416 ABI [VOICEOVER]: 73 minutes to go. 726 00:28:27,458 --> 00:28:28,333 Good evening. 727 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,833 How are we tonight? 728 00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,375 MAN 1: Yeah, great. 729 00:28:31,416 --> 00:28:34,166 [MUSIC PLAYING] 730 00:28:34,208 --> 00:28:37,583 [SCREAMING] 731 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:39,250 What can I get you to drink? 732 00:28:39,291 --> 00:28:41,166 MAN 3: A bottle of champagne, please. 733 00:28:41,208 --> 00:28:42,166 A very good choice. 734 00:28:42,208 --> 00:28:44,208 [SCREAMING] 735 00:28:44,250 --> 00:28:45,583 [MUSIC - KATE NASH, "MERRY HAPPY"] 736 00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:48,291 [SINGING] Dancing at discos, eating cheese on toast, 737 00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:51,291 yeah, you make me merry, make me very, very happy. 738 00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:57,083 But you obviously, you didn't want to stick around. 739 00:28:57,125 --> 00:29:00,333 Dancing at discos, eating cheese on toast, 740 00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:02,833 yeah, you make me merry, make me very, very happy. 741 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:07,458 But you obviously, you didn't want to stick around. 742 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,416 So I learnt from you. 743 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:13,833 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 744 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:22,250 Table 4-- no starters, one chicken, two salmon, one lamb. 745 00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,958 [GASPS] Hey, Rita, parking meter. 746 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,666 Hold that pot up like you're in a dream ranch. 747 00:29:27,708 --> 00:29:28,625 Dream ranch? 748 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:29,541 Great. 749 00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:37,083 Alice, do you think oysters ever feel aggressive? 750 00:29:37,125 --> 00:29:38,208 Hard to say. 751 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:39,625 They flinch. 752 00:29:39,666 --> 00:29:41,541 Oh, not flinch. 753 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,208 They're not people. 754 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:45,041 It would be hell to be an angry oyster. 755 00:29:45,083 --> 00:29:45,958 Busy in there? 756 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,500 No fists to shake-- 757 00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,583 Suzie. 758 00:29:48,625 --> 00:29:50,666 --because you have no fists. 759 00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:52,375 Can you take these starters to 12? 760 00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,791 OK. 761 00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,750 But you'll like this, I went to a Chinese restaurant the 762 00:29:56,791 --> 00:29:58,083 other night, and on the menu-- 763 00:29:58,125 --> 00:29:59,041 Stop now. 764 00:29:59,083 --> 00:29:59,916 OK. 765 00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:01,125 OK, I'll be quick. 766 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:04,666 On the menu they had fish lip with couch 767 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:06,708 and a small pan of greed. 768 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:08,166 RITA: [LAUGHING] 769 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:14,125 [CHUCKLES] Imagine the size of a fish lip on a couch. 770 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:18,541 RITA: [LAUGHING] 771 00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:23,041 [CHATTER] 772 00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:28,666 Hey, you OK? 773 00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:31,708 [SIGHS] Phil keeps texting me that 774 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:35,625 breaking up with me is the best thing he has ever done. 775 00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:38,541 Like, repeatedly-- like he is ecstatic. 776 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:45,125 He says that I am self-obsessed, but 777 00:30:45,166 --> 00:30:47,458 self-obsession is just my way of trying to work things out. 778 00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,416 I mean, why can't anyone see that? 779 00:30:49,458 --> 00:30:50,833 I can see that. 780 00:30:50,875 --> 00:30:52,541 I really can. 781 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:53,750 You can? 782 00:30:53,791 --> 00:30:56,500 Mm-hmm. 783 00:30:56,541 --> 00:31:00,875 Um, two glasses of house red and sparkling. 784 00:31:00,916 --> 00:31:02,958 RITA: You lost weight, haven't you? 785 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:04,250 Jesus! 786 00:31:04,291 --> 00:31:06,166 RITA: It's good you dropped some pounds. 787 00:31:06,208 --> 00:31:08,166 You were enormous. 788 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:10,125 So what happened to the guy you were seeing? 789 00:31:10,166 --> 00:31:12,833 I only saw him once. 790 00:31:12,875 --> 00:31:14,875 You get down and dirty? 791 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:16,541 High-waisted jeans. 792 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,708 So? 793 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:18,916 They were ironed. 794 00:31:18,958 --> 00:31:19,791 Ah. 795 00:31:19,833 --> 00:31:21,291 It was such a relief. 796 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:24,333 I had finally reached the end of my life as a sexual being. 797 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:32,458 Enormous? 798 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,125 Yeah. 799 00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:36,041 I didn't want to say it. 800 00:31:36,083 --> 00:31:37,291 Yeah. 801 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:38,875 I've been thinking of writing a story about how 802 00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,625 love affairs and murder both begin 803 00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:43,833 with the discovery of a body. 804 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:45,916 You actually ever had a boyfriend? 805 00:31:45,958 --> 00:31:46,833 Rita-- 806 00:31:46,875 --> 00:31:47,791 Name one. 807 00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:51,750 Stefan. 808 00:31:51,791 --> 00:31:52,791 So you're not a virgin! 809 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:10,041 One bottle of sparkling for eight, and two San Miguel 810 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:11,833 for 10. 811 00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:13,625 Hey, what do you think makes Danny 812 00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:17,250 Huston so utterly appealing? 813 00:32:17,291 --> 00:32:18,166 What? 814 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,500 I don't know. 815 00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:22,750 Come on. 816 00:32:22,791 --> 00:32:23,875 He's talented. 817 00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:26,416 He's a time traveler, and he has empathy. 818 00:32:26,458 --> 00:32:29,750 [CHATTER] 819 00:32:31,208 --> 00:32:34,458 WOMAN 2: Thank you. 820 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,208 You know, millions of lovebirds have empathy, 821 00:32:36,250 --> 00:32:38,583 but you don't necessarily want to sleep with them. 822 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:39,916 I don't want to sleep with him. 823 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:40,833 You don't? 824 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:41,750 No. 825 00:32:46,291 --> 00:32:48,208 What do you mean time traveler? 826 00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:53,083 What you love about him is both real and a phantom image. 827 00:32:53,125 --> 00:32:57,125 Two espressos for 11, please. 828 00:32:57,166 --> 00:33:00,041 What do you mean phantom image? 829 00:33:00,083 --> 00:33:02,791 All movies are like ghost stories. 830 00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:05,875 I don't follow. 831 00:33:05,916 --> 00:33:10,083 Every movie is an image of the past played out in the present. 832 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:14,125 And therefore, all movie actors are, in a sense, phantoms. 833 00:33:14,166 --> 00:33:18,583 [MUSIC PLAYING] 834 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:30,916 [CLINKING] 835 00:33:36,875 --> 00:33:39,625 Tennis players eat bananas. 836 00:33:39,666 --> 00:33:40,541 What? 837 00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:43,875 Tennis players eat bananas! 838 00:33:43,916 --> 00:33:45,750 Sports people used to think you have 839 00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:47,625 to have little section of oranges, 840 00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:50,375 and then someone thought of banana. 841 00:33:50,416 --> 00:33:52,583 It's the potassium, so no more cramps. 842 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:54,333 Rita, please. 843 00:33:54,375 --> 00:33:57,166 All I'm saying here is maybe-- just maybe there are some 844 00:33:57,208 --> 00:34:00,541 aspects in our life in which we are still eating oranges, 845 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:02,833 when we could at least be thinking about 846 00:34:02,875 --> 00:34:04,791 the possibility of bananas. 847 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:06,083 What are you talking about? 848 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:06,958 [SCREAMS] 849 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,208 You never been married. 850 00:34:09,250 --> 00:34:11,083 Who mentioned marriage? 851 00:34:11,125 --> 00:34:12,875 [SIGHS] 852 00:34:12,916 --> 00:34:14,166 We got work to do here. 853 00:34:14,208 --> 00:34:17,083 Pot calling kettle. 854 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:20,000 [ANGRILY] What do you know about me? 855 00:34:20,041 --> 00:34:21,333 What do you know about anything? 856 00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:26,583 You don't know me, my feelings, my pain, nothing! 857 00:34:26,625 --> 00:34:27,958 Rita, calm down. 858 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,666 It's-- it's true. 859 00:34:30,708 --> 00:34:32,000 I don't really know a lot about you. 860 00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:34,875 But I mean, we're not on a date here. 861 00:34:34,916 --> 00:34:36,500 And I mean, what do you want me to say, you know? 862 00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,166 I really am sorry if you're going through stuff, 863 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:40,291 but I'm kind of preoccupied here! 864 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,666 We can still talk, can't we? 865 00:34:47,708 --> 00:34:49,666 OK. 866 00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:52,625 [MUSIC PLAYING] 867 00:34:52,666 --> 00:34:53,708 SUZIE: Two linguine for table 4. 868 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:54,625 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 869 00:34:54,666 --> 00:34:55,791 MADONNA: Two linguine. 870 00:34:55,833 --> 00:35:01,791 [GASPS] [GAGGING] 871 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:02,708 Sorry! 872 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:03,666 You can try to be pleasant. 873 00:35:03,708 --> 00:35:04,666 I've had it! 874 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:05,666 So naive. 875 00:35:05,708 --> 00:35:08,083 How the days just fly-- 876 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:09,083 SUZIE: How is table 7 doing? 877 00:35:09,125 --> 00:35:10,333 MADONNA: How's table 4, Alice? 878 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,500 - Abi! - Watch it! 879 00:35:15,541 --> 00:35:16,541 Same to you. 880 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,958 ALICE: Table 4! 881 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:24,875 ABI: All done? 882 00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:26,000 OLD MAN 1: Yeah, it was delicious. 883 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,291 Thanks. 884 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:28,500 WOMAN 3: Can I have the bill, please? 885 00:35:28,541 --> 00:35:30,000 Of course. 886 00:35:30,041 --> 00:35:33,458 I think he has a very manly figure. 887 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,375 I don't know. 888 00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:36,250 I like men a little fatter. 889 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:37,833 You have met someone. 890 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,000 OK, yes. 891 00:35:39,041 --> 00:35:41,916 Dreamy, arty, weirdo type? 892 00:35:41,958 --> 00:35:42,875 Maybe. 893 00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:44,875 Where did you meet him? 894 00:35:44,916 --> 00:35:47,333 Whitstable, at Adam's house. 895 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,083 We talked all night without touching. 896 00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,375 [SARCASTICALLY] Oh, how touching. 897 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,541 Don't be mean. 898 00:35:52,583 --> 00:35:54,625 How old is he? 899 00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:56,125 19. 900 00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:57,833 You're in love with a chubby embryo? 901 00:35:57,875 --> 00:36:00,125 Abi, I thought you were keeping an open mind about men. 902 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:04,083 My options do not include children or the obese! 903 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:05,375 His weight is irrelevant. 904 00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:06,583 How many pounds? 250? 905 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:07,875 280? How many? 906 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:08,791 Abi-- 907 00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,083 How fat? 908 00:36:11,125 --> 00:36:16,000 Kind of-- kind of like Santa. 909 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:17,625 Jesus. 910 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:19,458 Is that so weird? 911 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:20,375 Yes! 912 00:36:20,416 --> 00:36:23,916 Order, table 4. 913 00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:26,541 I think you guys are doing an amazing job in here. 914 00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:27,833 Tarts, table 9. 915 00:36:32,541 --> 00:36:33,583 MADONNA: Keep up the good work! 916 00:36:36,541 --> 00:36:38,125 She ever tried to hug you? 917 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:41,375 Mm, a couple of times. 918 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:45,333 I find hugging as a management strategy sinister. 919 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:51,666 [CHUCKLES] 920 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:52,583 Hey, Suze. 921 00:36:52,625 --> 00:36:54,083 Can I run something by you? 922 00:36:56,750 --> 00:36:58,833 [WHISPERING] Wait, I'll just deliver these, yeah? 923 00:36:58,875 --> 00:37:01,500 [SIGHS] 924 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:03,416 I got offered a job yesterday. 925 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:04,375 No. 926 00:37:04,416 --> 00:37:06,750 Yes. 927 00:37:06,791 --> 00:37:09,416 A friend of my mother's, who works in this crappy publishing 928 00:37:09,458 --> 00:37:11,125 house, offered it to me. 929 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:14,833 It's ghost-compiling a newsreader's favorite poems. 930 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:15,833 OK. 931 00:37:15,875 --> 00:37:16,916 Do you know Tony O'Donnell? 932 00:37:16,958 --> 00:37:18,291 RITA: Yeah, sure. 933 00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,791 Well, a book is coming out of his favorite poems, 934 00:37:19,833 --> 00:37:21,416 but he doesn't want to choose them. 935 00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:24,250 That is hilarious. 936 00:37:24,291 --> 00:37:27,625 [WHISPERING] I have been offered a, uh-- 937 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,500 a role in a porn film. 938 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:30,708 Oh, my god. 939 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:34,500 [GROANS] I have studied Ibsen and Chekhov. 940 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,958 [SIGHS] I'd love to see one of the three sisters 941 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,250 deal with this one. 942 00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,250 See you. 943 00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:46,291 You finish your book and get a job in publishing. 944 00:37:46,333 --> 00:37:47,375 That's so great. 945 00:37:47,416 --> 00:37:49,875 So when are you going to start? 946 00:37:49,916 --> 00:37:51,333 I'm not. 947 00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:52,625 What? 948 00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:54,500 I cannot, in all conscience, accept such a job. 949 00:37:54,541 --> 00:37:56,541 But it could get you out of here. 950 00:37:56,583 --> 00:37:58,041 At least in here it's honest. 951 00:37:58,083 --> 00:37:59,083 Bullshit. 952 00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:01,333 Don't romanticize it. 953 00:38:01,375 --> 00:38:04,375 At least I'm not lying. 954 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:07,375 You know, sometimes you have the smugness 955 00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:08,500 of a hippie fascist. 956 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,125 One glass of merlot, one still. 957 00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:17,458 Go on. 958 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:20,875 It's a new line in art porn. 959 00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:22,833 You know, like-- like porn in black and white. 960 00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,250 Hmm. 961 00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:27,833 You know like, um, examining the texture of your knee 962 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:32,416 as his gnarled hand moves across it. 963 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:33,916 They're offering me 1,000 quid. 964 00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:36,208 [SIGHS] I'm so fucking broke. 965 00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:37,708 I got no electricity. 966 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:41,375 I have a Visa bill at 17.9 percent interest. 967 00:38:41,416 --> 00:38:42,708 Who's gnarled hand? 968 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:45,541 [SIGHS] My elderly fictitious uncles. 969 00:38:45,583 --> 00:38:46,625 Wow! 970 00:38:46,666 --> 00:38:49,625 [SIGHS] At least the director is gay. 971 00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:50,625 Man or woman? 972 00:38:50,666 --> 00:38:51,791 A man. 973 00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,083 - Why is that at least? - I don't know. 974 00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:54,750 Somehow it seems less creepy. - Mm-hmm. 975 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:55,791 Wait a sec. 976 00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:05,750 [METAL SQUEAKING] 977 00:39:05,791 --> 00:39:08,208 [THUD] 978 00:39:08,250 --> 00:39:09,708 [CLANKING] 979 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:12,250 [THUD] 980 00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:21,500 70.9% is really high. 981 00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:24,333 You should get a low-interest loan and pay it off. 982 00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:25,250 Suzie! 983 00:39:25,291 --> 00:39:26,125 I'm with you. 984 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:27,375 This is serious! 985 00:39:27,416 --> 00:39:29,916 I realize this. 986 00:39:29,958 --> 00:39:31,750 What's the story? 987 00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:36,666 An innocent but literary blind girl is sent 988 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,250 to stay with her crippled, gnarled-handed 989 00:39:39,291 --> 00:39:40,750 uncle in the country. 990 00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:43,000 Things transpire. 991 00:39:43,041 --> 00:39:46,750 [SIGHS] The gateway to my guts on the big screen. 992 00:39:46,791 --> 00:39:47,625 What do you think? 993 00:39:47,666 --> 00:39:48,875 Should I do it? 994 00:39:48,916 --> 00:39:51,000 Gateway to your guts? 995 00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:51,916 Don't be naive. 996 00:39:51,958 --> 00:39:52,791 OK. 997 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:54,208 OK. 998 00:39:54,250 --> 00:39:58,791 So you'll be playing an innocent but literary blind girl. 999 00:39:58,833 --> 00:39:59,875 That will be acting. 1000 00:39:59,916 --> 00:40:01,291 Exactly! 1001 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,416 The fact that sex is involved should be irrelevant. 1002 00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:05,625 How about the fact that you'll be causing 1003 00:40:05,666 --> 00:40:08,208 erections of the penises of men you haven't met? 1004 00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:09,833 Hey, never think of your audience. 1005 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:12,166 Number one rule-- way too paralyzing. 1006 00:40:12,208 --> 00:40:13,541 [WHISPERING] Besides, I bet there's 1007 00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:15,291 some sickos out there who carry wood 'cause a bee's 1008 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:19,166 landed a fucking rose petal. 1009 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,125 You should aim higher than this. 1010 00:40:21,166 --> 00:40:23,625 I am aiming at the fucking moon. 1011 00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:25,541 But like I said, I got no electricity 1012 00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:28,041 and 17.9% fucking interest! 1013 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,916 Weird they call it interest. 1014 00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:31,833 It's so not interesting. 1015 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,416 Suzie. 1016 00:40:33,458 --> 00:40:37,708 God, but can you imagine your, you 1017 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:42,833 know, um, stretched across the screen the size of a bus? 1018 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,583 Don't say bus. 1019 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:47,541 Strange, but the, uh, energy feels really, 1020 00:40:47,583 --> 00:40:50,375 um, distracted in here tonight. 1021 00:40:50,416 --> 00:40:51,291 I'm sorry. 1022 00:40:51,333 --> 00:40:53,875 Did you say something, Madonna? 1023 00:40:53,916 --> 00:40:55,958 [CHUCKLES] 1024 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,125 Please, guys. 1025 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,458 We really need to develop a more positive-- 1026 00:40:58,500 --> 00:40:59,333 WOMAN 5: Good night. 1027 00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:01,041 Thank you. 1028 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,250 --energetic vibe. 1029 00:41:06,041 --> 00:41:08,208 Bottle of cab sav for 10, please, Abi. 1030 00:41:15,291 --> 00:41:18,666 You know, you lost your mojo. 1031 00:41:18,708 --> 00:41:19,958 Since you seem to know me so well, 1032 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,791 Rita, when did this legendary time exist 1033 00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:23,458 I actually had a mojo to lose? 1034 00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,375 Come on, Alice. 1035 00:41:24,416 --> 00:41:25,708 You're an intellectual. 1036 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,083 You can work it out. 1037 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,375 I'm not an intellectual. 1038 00:41:28,416 --> 00:41:29,916 I am just tired. 1039 00:41:29,958 --> 00:41:31,500 Intellectuals can be tired. 1040 00:41:31,541 --> 00:41:32,750 Actually, you're right. 1041 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:33,666 That's true. 1042 00:41:33,708 --> 00:41:34,625 They can! 1043 00:41:45,375 --> 00:41:49,875 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1044 00:42:25,833 --> 00:42:29,333 Suzie, can I ask you something? 1045 00:42:29,375 --> 00:42:30,750 Of course. 1046 00:42:30,791 --> 00:42:35,500 Do I look OK in the mornings? 1047 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:38,500 Most people look better at night. 1048 00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:41,041 I wonder if you've kissed her for the last time. 1049 00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:47,708 No, I mean, I'm sure you will again. 1050 00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:50,958 I just always think it's so strange that we will do things 1051 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:54,916 for the last time in our life one day, and most of the time, 1052 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:56,541 we won't realize it's the last time. 1053 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,708 I don't believe in such negative thinking. 1054 00:43:00,750 --> 00:43:01,833 It's not negative. 1055 00:43:01,875 --> 00:43:03,166 It's just real. 1056 00:43:03,208 --> 00:43:04,416 Reality is what you choose to make of it, Suzie. 1057 00:43:07,750 --> 00:43:10,208 Table four need help. 1058 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,708 What would you say if I said, I don't believe 1059 00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:15,000 table four exists right now? 1060 00:43:15,041 --> 00:43:16,750 I would acknowledge your right to that belief, 1061 00:43:16,791 --> 00:43:19,250 but if you were to believe it for more than about 1062 00:43:19,291 --> 00:43:20,666 two minutes, then we'd have to discuss 1063 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,791 your feature shift allocations. 1064 00:43:22,833 --> 00:43:24,583 Fair answer. 1065 00:43:24,625 --> 00:43:26,250 Table four it is, then. 1066 00:43:48,416 --> 00:43:52,333 [LAUGHS] 1067 00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:58,166 Did I ever tell you about Salvadore? 1068 00:43:58,208 --> 00:43:59,083 No. 1069 00:44:01,875 --> 00:44:04,166 He was a communist. 1070 00:44:04,208 --> 00:44:06,083 Was he? 1071 00:44:06,125 --> 00:44:08,875 If it weren't for the tragedy of his violence-- 1072 00:44:08,916 --> 00:44:10,458 The tragedy of his violence? 1073 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:20,833 I thought the thieving was batty. 1074 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:24,041 I mean, he was the kind of guy who cried at the leaves falling 1075 00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:25,875 off trees. 1076 00:44:25,916 --> 00:44:30,291 And can I go with him-- he wanted me to go with him, yes. 1077 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,666 And can I lend him some money? 1078 00:44:31,708 --> 00:44:33,625 So I say, sure, why not. 1079 00:44:33,666 --> 00:44:34,958 He goes, I have a little money saved. 1080 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:38,500 And then, I discovered about the guns. 1081 00:44:38,541 --> 00:44:41,500 Rita, can we just finish what we have to do here, please? 1082 00:44:47,333 --> 00:44:49,666 OK. 1083 00:44:49,708 --> 00:44:51,583 So tell me what you want me to do. 1084 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,458 Have we decided yet? 1085 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,291 They should be here any minute. 1086 00:44:58,333 --> 00:44:59,583 ABI [VOICEOVER]: Stay calm, stay calm. 1087 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:00,916 Would you mind going through the menu? 1088 00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:02,416 My eyesight's really bad. 1089 00:45:02,458 --> 00:45:03,875 Sure. 1090 00:45:03,916 --> 00:45:06,791 French onion soup, for starters, with crostini linguine 1091 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:08,250 with Sicilian tomatoes and basil, 1092 00:45:08,291 --> 00:45:11,208 finished with an aged Castellini Parmesan, rocket salad 1093 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,375 with crushed broad beans from the veil of Evesham, 1094 00:45:13,416 --> 00:45:14,791 served with baked goat's cheese-- 1095 00:45:14,833 --> 00:45:17,625 ABI [VOICEOVER]: He'll look at me and just think no, 1096 00:45:17,666 --> 00:45:20,208 or he won't even say no. 1097 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:22,916 He just won't notice me. 1098 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:25,041 Shropshire lamb shanks marinated in Puglian red wine-- 1099 00:45:25,083 --> 00:45:26,958 ABI [VOICEOVER]: Dismiss my whole life without letting me 1100 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,708 give him any real reason to reject me. 1101 00:45:29,750 --> 00:45:31,333 If only he would give me that chance. 1102 00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:32,958 With a Roman telleglio risotto. 1103 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,250 Sides are green salad, beans, or spinach. 1104 00:45:35,291 --> 00:45:36,541 Is the salmon very filling? 1105 00:45:36,583 --> 00:45:38,541 Well, that depends on how much you like to eat. 1106 00:45:38,583 --> 00:45:39,916 I'm sorry. 1107 00:45:39,958 --> 00:45:42,500 How could I possibly know what you need or like? 1108 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:44,166 Or if you have, say, eating disorders, 1109 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,166 or dairy or wheat intolerances? 1110 00:45:46,208 --> 00:45:48,000 Or if you are a glutton, or a picker? 1111 00:45:48,041 --> 00:45:49,250 I mean, I am not psychic! 1112 00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:54,000 Oh, God. 1113 00:45:54,041 --> 00:45:55,250 I am so sorry. 1114 00:45:55,291 --> 00:45:57,833 You know, I think we better go somewhere else. 1115 00:45:57,875 --> 00:45:59,958 I'm really sorry, I'm just a little strung out tonight. 1116 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,833 I'm sorry too. 1117 00:46:02,875 --> 00:46:03,916 I really like your shirt. 1118 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:07,666 It's my birthday. 1119 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:20,333 Is that really necessary? 1120 00:46:20,375 --> 00:46:21,541 Yes. 1121 00:46:21,583 --> 00:46:22,750 Why? 1122 00:46:22,791 --> 00:46:25,208 Because I want to leave this place clean. 1123 00:46:25,250 --> 00:46:26,458 Obviously. 1124 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:29,000 I mean, live it, live it. 1125 00:46:29,041 --> 00:46:32,541 As in, I am living. 1126 00:46:32,583 --> 00:46:34,166 What do you mean? 1127 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,375 Have you noticed I'm a dishwasher? 1128 00:46:36,416 --> 00:46:37,750 Uh, yeah. 1129 00:46:37,791 --> 00:46:39,583 And you don't think I should aim a little higher? 1130 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,166 Of course I do. 1131 00:46:41,208 --> 00:46:42,041 [CLANG] 1132 00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:43,916 I have been half asleep. 1133 00:46:43,958 --> 00:46:46,208 Can we discuss this later? 1134 00:46:46,250 --> 00:46:47,375 Yes, sure! 1135 00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:49,041 Defer any real discussion again. 1136 00:46:57,083 --> 00:47:01,250 God, Greg bizarrely just phoned 1137 00:47:01,291 --> 00:47:03,375 me, asking about takings. 1138 00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:07,625 If I can predict takings on a night that's still young. 1139 00:47:07,666 --> 00:47:10,958 The world is a complex beast, isn't it? 1140 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,416 That's because it's full of humans. 1141 00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:19,166 Madonna, I may as well tell you now, I quit. 1142 00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:20,291 What? 1143 00:47:20,333 --> 00:47:22,541 I'm giving you a moment's notice. 1144 00:47:22,583 --> 00:47:23,625 Why? 1145 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,541 Because I think workers deserve more 1146 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:27,291 respect that is given here. 1147 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,166 How have I not shown you respect? 1148 00:47:29,208 --> 00:47:31,416 That you don't know the answer to this question 1149 00:47:31,458 --> 00:47:33,375 is significant. 1150 00:47:33,416 --> 00:47:34,750 Rita. 1151 00:47:34,791 --> 00:47:36,333 Like I said before, I think it's really 1152 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:38,583 great that you are expressing your confusion about your role 1153 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:39,958 here. 1154 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:43,041 [YELLS] How can I be confused about dish washing? 1155 00:47:43,083 --> 00:47:46,250 There is no confusion here. 1156 00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:47,791 Rita, I'm really sorry, but I really 1157 00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:50,291 need you to understand that I am really very busy right now, 1158 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,250 and I would be very happy to discuss this with you later. 1159 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:55,750 But right now, I really need to get these meals out. 1160 00:47:55,791 --> 00:47:56,708 Eleven. 1161 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:07,208 You're really quitting? 1162 00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,166 Yeah. 1163 00:48:08,208 --> 00:48:10,125 I'm going to Chile. 1164 00:48:10,166 --> 00:48:12,250 He rang me. 1165 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:13,625 Chile. 1166 00:48:13,666 --> 00:48:14,625 Hm? 1167 00:48:14,666 --> 00:48:15,625 Oh, Jesus, Alice. 1168 00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:17,250 Haven't you been listening? 1169 00:48:21,041 --> 00:48:23,125 The tragedy of violence guy? 1170 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:24,041 Yeah. 1171 00:48:24,083 --> 00:48:25,083 Salvadore. 1172 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:29,958 Madonna, the lights have gone. 1173 00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:45,958 Repulsive. 1174 00:48:48,958 --> 00:48:50,625 He was arrested. 1175 00:48:50,666 --> 00:48:51,500 What? 1176 00:48:51,541 --> 00:48:53,083 When? 1177 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:55,666 When we were practically kids. 1178 00:48:55,708 --> 00:49:00,958 I went to prison for a little while too, as an accessory. 1179 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,958 When I was released, I wasn't allowed to contact him. 1180 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,000 I thought I'd never see him again. 1181 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:10,916 [YELPS] 1182 00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:12,375 But then he rang me. 1183 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:15,791 [SHOUTS] 1184 00:49:15,833 --> 00:49:18,416 Pick up, pick up! 1185 00:49:18,458 --> 00:49:19,958 Madonna, can you get in here. 1186 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000 MADONNA: Abi, I need some help on the floor. 1187 00:49:22,041 --> 00:49:23,708 Join the club. 1188 00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,791 Abi, can I have two house white-- 1189 00:49:25,833 --> 00:49:27,083 what are you doing? 1190 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:28,750 I think there's some fruit stuck in the plug. 1191 00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:30,583 Can you do it later, please? 1192 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:32,833 Really lodged in there. 1193 00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:34,416 It's really solid free-- 1194 00:49:43,750 --> 00:49:46,458 Oh my God. 1195 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,875 [WRETCHES] 1196 00:49:48,916 --> 00:49:52,708 [WHISPERS] Did anyone see that? 1197 00:49:52,750 --> 00:49:53,875 No one is gagging. 1198 00:49:53,916 --> 00:49:56,500 At least, no customers are gagging. 1199 00:49:56,541 --> 00:49:59,333 ABI: Oh my God, is this what my life has come to? 1200 00:49:59,375 --> 00:50:03,416 Oh my God, dead rats are really bad for business. 1201 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:04,708 Can't work like this. 1202 00:50:12,625 --> 00:50:13,500 Alice. 1203 00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:22,750 So how did he get your number? 1204 00:50:22,791 --> 00:50:25,750 I don't know. 1205 00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:27,583 Google. 1206 00:50:27,625 --> 00:50:29,166 Your phone number's in Google? 1207 00:50:32,791 --> 00:50:36,583 What if he doesn't live up to your memory of him? 1208 00:50:36,625 --> 00:50:39,583 He would have still served his purpose. 1209 00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:41,833 Which is? 1210 00:50:41,875 --> 00:50:43,833 A reminder of possibility. 1211 00:50:50,583 --> 00:50:51,500 Everything all right here? 1212 00:50:51,541 --> 00:50:52,375 Yeah. 1213 00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:53,541 Lovely. 1214 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:54,500 Great. 1215 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,500 [GASPS] 1216 00:51:07,916 --> 00:51:11,375 Omni ma shivavar. 1217 00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:14,875 Omni ma shivavar. 1218 00:51:14,916 --> 00:51:16,083 Omni ma shivavar. 1219 00:51:21,875 --> 00:51:25,291 Suze, could you please wrap up the vessel? 1220 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:27,083 Wash your hands afterwards, please. 1221 00:51:27,125 --> 00:51:29,541 Abi, could you disinfect yours? 1222 00:51:29,583 --> 00:51:30,500 The vessel? 1223 00:51:30,541 --> 00:51:31,916 Yes, Suzi. 1224 00:51:31,958 --> 00:51:35,083 That's all that poor rodent is now, an empty vessel. 1225 00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:36,250 It's nothing to be frightened of. 1226 00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:41,083 You know the feeling when you're walking up 1227 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:42,750 the aisle of a plane and you have to pee 1228 00:51:42,791 --> 00:51:44,708 and it's kind of embarrassing because everybody knows you're 1229 00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:45,750 about to pull your pants down? 1230 00:51:45,791 --> 00:51:48,291 Well that reminds me of waitressing. 1231 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:49,791 Everyone fucking knowing that you're 1232 00:51:49,833 --> 00:51:51,208 the one whose career has either fucked up 1233 00:51:51,250 --> 00:51:52,541 or hasn't happened yet. 1234 00:51:52,583 --> 00:51:53,875 The one who is metaphorically pulling your pants 1235 00:51:53,916 --> 00:51:55,625 down eight times a week. 1236 00:51:55,666 --> 00:51:57,000 You've got to stop this. 1237 00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:58,583 Guy is so late. 1238 00:51:58,625 --> 00:52:00,750 MADONNA: Hello there, can I get you a menu, please? 1239 00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:02,000 OLD MAN: Huston. 1240 00:52:02,041 --> 00:52:04,458 MADONNA: Houston. 1241 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:05,666 Excellent. 1242 00:52:05,708 --> 00:52:06,625 Come in. 1243 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:08,708 So if you'd like to come around. 1244 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:09,916 OLD MAN: Thank you. 1245 00:52:09,958 --> 00:52:11,208 MADONNA: Table three. 1246 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:12,875 OLD MAN: Yes. We are three, yes. 1247 00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:13,916 ABI [VOICEOVER]: Three of them? 1248 00:52:13,958 --> 00:52:15,875 Only three old people? 1249 00:52:15,916 --> 00:52:17,916 And no Danny. 1250 00:52:17,958 --> 00:52:19,833 MADONNA: Sir, if you'd like to join me on this side. 1251 00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:24,791 ABI [VOICEOVER]: Career. 1252 00:52:24,833 --> 00:52:26,541 It's what happens when you lose control of a car on a wet road 1253 00:52:26,583 --> 00:52:27,666 and it slams into a brick wall. 1254 00:52:27,708 --> 00:52:28,625 Crash. 1255 00:52:38,083 --> 00:52:39,708 RITA: It's not going to be easy going 1256 00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:41,375 back after all these years. 1257 00:52:41,416 --> 00:52:42,708 I don't know. 1258 00:52:42,750 --> 00:52:44,750 It sounds like you've made up your mind, though. 1259 00:52:44,791 --> 00:52:46,666 That's not that simple. 1260 00:52:46,708 --> 00:52:49,500 OK, well, just do what you have to do, Rita. 1261 00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:51,916 OK, Mrs. Clarity. 1262 00:52:51,958 --> 00:52:55,750 When was the last time you knew what you really wanted? 1263 00:52:55,791 --> 00:52:57,166 I know exactly what I want. 1264 00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,916 What? 1265 00:52:58,958 --> 00:53:00,625 I want to want the last six years of my life 1266 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:02,333 not to be a waste of time. 1267 00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:03,833 I want to publish a book. 1268 00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:06,083 I want to live a rewarding life. 1269 00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:08,875 And when was the last time you wanted to make love? 1270 00:53:08,916 --> 00:53:09,750 Rita. 1271 00:53:09,791 --> 00:53:11,083 Well? 1272 00:53:11,125 --> 00:53:14,666 ALICE: Christ, what I want is a clean pan. 1273 00:53:14,708 --> 00:53:16,666 Mineral water, please. 1274 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:18,166 Fizzy. 1275 00:53:18,208 --> 00:53:19,500 I'm sorry? 1276 00:53:19,541 --> 00:53:20,666 Fizzy. 1277 00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:21,750 Fizzy water? 1278 00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:22,666 Fissy? 1279 00:53:22,708 --> 00:53:23,916 Oh, fizzy. 1280 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:24,833 Sure. 1281 00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:28,833 Is anyone else coming? 1282 00:53:34,041 --> 00:53:36,708 May I see the wine list, my dear? 1283 00:53:36,750 --> 00:53:38,666 Sure, I'll get you one. 1284 00:53:38,708 --> 00:53:39,541 Anyone hungry? 1285 00:53:39,583 --> 00:53:41,291 Something to nibble? 1286 00:53:41,333 --> 00:53:44,458 I think we just wait for Danny. 1287 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:49,208 [HALLELUJAH CHORUS] 1288 00:53:49,250 --> 00:53:51,958 Sure. 1289 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,875 I wonder if they're his grandparents. 1290 00:53:55,916 --> 00:53:57,041 SUZIE: Oh, God. 1291 00:53:57,083 --> 00:53:58,458 I hate it when Madonna does that kneel down 1292 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,041 to take their order bullshit. 1293 00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:03,666 It's so phony, like everyone's on the same level. 1294 00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:06,791 I think they're Eastern European. 1295 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,583 That doesn't surprise me. 1296 00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:10,125 Why? 1297 00:54:10,166 --> 00:54:12,833 Well, Danny Huston looks kind of-- 1298 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:18,583 well, like he's from Vienna or Bucharest in about 1921. 1299 00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:21,000 That's incredibly specific. 1300 00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:24,041 I've never believed time was linear. 1301 00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:25,250 So when am I from? 1302 00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:32,708 Hm. 1303 00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:34,750 1953. 1304 00:54:34,791 --> 00:54:36,958 What was I doing in 1953? 1305 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Waitressing. 1306 00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,041 ABI: Huh? 1307 00:54:39,083 --> 00:54:41,791 In Minnesota. 1308 00:54:41,833 --> 00:54:43,083 That's a terrible date! 1309 00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:44,375 Give me another one. 1310 00:54:44,416 --> 00:54:46,958 You can't argue with my dates. 1311 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,750 Please, guys, don't congregate. 1312 00:54:48,791 --> 00:54:50,625 There's work to be done. 1313 00:54:50,666 --> 00:54:54,791 Abi, a bottle of pinot, table two, please. 1314 00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,208 Can I have some what? 1315 00:54:56,250 --> 00:54:57,541 - Two cabernet sauvignons, Abi. - Rita, bring the tarts. 1316 00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:59,041 - Bream for number seven. - 10, Alice! 1317 00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:02,541 Two tarts for table five. 1318 00:55:02,583 --> 00:55:04,000 Abi, come on. 1319 00:55:04,041 --> 00:55:05,041 MAN: Just not eating the salad. 1320 00:55:05,083 --> 00:55:06,041 Sorry. 1321 00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:08,541 There's grit on the salad. 1322 00:55:08,583 --> 00:55:11,041 [GASPS] 1323 00:55:11,083 --> 00:55:11,958 Abi! 1324 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,875 Jeez. 1325 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,958 Chop chop! 1326 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,958 Turn it down! 1327 00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:21,958 [EXPLOSION] 1328 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,958 Ah! 1329 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:24,125 Right. 1330 00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:27,125 I need two steaks, medium rare, table two. 1331 00:55:27,166 --> 00:55:29,916 Please, not burnt. 1332 00:55:29,958 --> 00:55:30,791 Shh. 1333 00:55:30,833 --> 00:55:31,750 MADONNA: You OK? 1334 00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,708 Never better. 1335 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,541 Did you hear the news, Madonna? 1336 00:55:38,583 --> 00:55:41,250 There is an eagle loose. 1337 00:55:41,291 --> 00:55:43,541 There was a warning for everybody with small dogs 1338 00:55:43,583 --> 00:55:45,458 to keep them inside. 1339 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,083 You read it? 1340 00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:48,166 No, I didn't. 1341 00:55:48,208 --> 00:55:49,666 And to be honest, Rita, I don't quite 1342 00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:53,208 understand why you're sharing this information with me. 1343 00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,333 Because nothing happens like you think it will. 1344 00:55:56,375 --> 00:55:58,625 I mean, you have a little dog, right? 1345 00:55:58,666 --> 00:56:00,916 And everybody's saying how cute it is. 1346 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:02,250 And then wa-bow! 1347 00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:03,708 An eagle takes it. 1348 00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:06,291 Man, an eagle in the city! 1349 00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:08,791 Nature's coming! 1350 00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:09,750 Whoa! 1351 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:15,833 Whatever, Rita. 1352 00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:18,708 [GASPS] 1353 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:21,125 Oh. 1354 00:56:21,166 --> 00:56:23,875 Table 2. 1355 00:56:23,916 --> 00:56:26,708 Oh, you know, that actually looks pretty good. 1356 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,666 You're a genius, Alice. 1357 00:56:28,708 --> 00:56:29,625 Oh! 1358 00:56:29,666 --> 00:56:31,125 Let go! 1359 00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:34,958 [SQUEAKING] 1360 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,000 What's it like, being you? 1361 00:56:52,041 --> 00:56:53,166 Hey, Alice. 1362 00:56:53,208 --> 00:56:54,958 Can you give Danny's musical grandparents 1363 00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,916 some fancy toast or something on the house while they wait? 1364 00:56:57,958 --> 00:57:01,750 Danny's musical grandparents? 1365 00:57:01,791 --> 00:57:02,666 Uh huh. 1366 00:57:02,708 --> 00:57:04,166 Why? 1367 00:57:04,208 --> 00:57:05,291 PR. 1368 00:57:05,333 --> 00:57:08,666 Don't mention PR in my kitchen. 1369 00:57:08,708 --> 00:57:10,125 Ooh, Al. 1370 00:57:10,166 --> 00:57:11,416 Your kitchen. 1371 00:57:11,458 --> 00:57:13,833 Anyway, it's not toast. 1372 00:57:13,875 --> 00:57:15,708 It's bruschetta. 1373 00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:17,416 And don't call me Al. 1374 00:57:17,458 --> 00:57:18,708 - Ooh! - Oh Jesus, Abi. 1375 00:57:18,750 --> 00:57:20,083 As if I haven't got enough to do here. 1376 00:57:20,125 --> 00:57:21,041 Oh, come on. 1377 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:22,458 It's just four bits of toast. 1378 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,625 Well, three, at this point. 1379 00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:24,541 OK. 1380 00:57:24,583 --> 00:57:25,416 OK. 1381 00:57:25,458 --> 00:57:26,458 If it will shut you up. 1382 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:27,583 You're an angel. 1383 00:57:27,625 --> 00:57:28,500 He is coming! 1384 00:57:28,541 --> 00:57:31,333 The Ice Man Cometh! 1385 00:57:31,375 --> 00:57:32,541 Christ, it's hot in here. 1386 00:57:35,041 --> 00:57:35,916 Could you not pick, please? 1387 00:57:35,958 --> 00:57:37,625 I'm running out of everything. 1388 00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:39,208 And can you get us some drinks in here? 1389 00:57:39,250 --> 00:57:40,250 Couple Cokes? 1390 00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:41,208 ALICE: Thanks. 1391 00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:42,625 Mineral water. 1392 00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:43,750 Sparkling. ABI: Oh, come on, chef. 1393 00:57:43,791 --> 00:57:44,666 Go crazy. 1394 00:57:44,708 --> 00:57:45,958 Have a Coke. 1395 00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,291 I never had a Coke in my life. 1396 00:57:50,333 --> 00:57:52,500 Not even a sip? 1397 00:57:52,541 --> 00:57:54,541 No. 1398 00:57:54,583 --> 00:57:57,416 But drinking Coke is like getting your period. 1399 00:57:57,458 --> 00:57:59,750 It just happens. 1400 00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:00,708 Pepsi? 1401 00:58:00,750 --> 00:58:01,625 No. 1402 00:58:04,458 --> 00:58:05,750 Have you had McDonald's? 1403 00:58:09,416 --> 00:58:10,333 But you smoke. 1404 00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:11,291 Right? 1405 00:58:16,541 --> 00:58:18,833 It's human nature to be inconsistent. 1406 00:58:21,833 --> 00:58:25,666 You know, if every year you smoke 1407 00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:28,958 takes five years off your life, and I've 1408 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:34,875 been smoking for 38 years, that means I 1409 00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:45,000 have lost 190 years of my life. 1410 00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:58,041 That means I should have died in 1850, which was 1411 00:58:58,083 --> 00:59:04,458 134 years before I was born. 1412 00:59:07,333 --> 00:59:08,250 Which I didn't. 1413 00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:12,041 So why worry? 1414 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:19,625 I think that can go. 1415 00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:24,875 It's on the house. 1416 00:59:24,916 --> 00:59:27,083 OLD WOMAN: Oh, that's very kind. 1417 00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:29,666 OLD MAN: Why you give people free toast? 1418 00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:34,041 Oh, we like to give it to people who are waiting. 1419 00:59:34,083 --> 00:59:37,583 OLD MAN: But we are not waiting, are we? 1420 00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:39,250 [LAUGHS] Yes, you are, actually. 1421 00:59:39,291 --> 00:59:40,333 OLD WOMAN: George. 1422 00:59:40,375 --> 00:59:42,166 Danny is coming. 1423 00:59:42,208 --> 00:59:43,208 OLD MAN: Oh, yeah. 1424 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,208 I'm sorry. 1425 00:59:44,250 --> 00:59:45,125 I'd forgotten. 1426 00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:46,500 Yes. 1427 00:59:46,541 --> 00:59:47,916 So why'd you break up with him? 1428 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:49,166 I left him. 1429 00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:51,708 I didn't want to be around when he left me. 1430 00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,125 [SQUEAKING] 1431 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:56,041 [SCREAMS] 1432 00:59:56,083 --> 00:59:56,916 OLD MAN: But why? 1433 00:59:56,958 --> 01:00:01,083 Why do you give free toast? 1434 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:04,666 It's bruschetta. 1435 01:00:04,708 --> 01:00:05,958 It's kind of complicated. 1436 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,125 OLD MAN: [LAUGHS] Like rocket science! 1437 01:00:09,166 --> 01:00:11,791 That is such an easy cliche. 1438 01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:13,041 OLD MAN: Cliche? 1439 01:00:13,083 --> 01:00:16,041 No, it is metaphor. 1440 01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:18,041 [SQUEAKING] 1441 01:00:18,083 --> 01:00:20,000 [SCREAMING] 1442 01:00:20,041 --> 01:00:21,791 Actually, it's not a metaphor. 1443 01:00:21,833 --> 01:00:23,791 Rocket science is literally complicated, 1444 01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:27,458 yet as an expression, it has become a cliche. 1445 01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:31,000 [SCREAMING] 1446 01:00:35,333 --> 01:00:38,000 Can I get anyone anything else? 1447 01:00:38,041 --> 01:00:39,541 OLD MAN: No, we are fine. 1448 01:00:39,583 --> 01:00:40,416 Yeah. 1449 01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:44,125 Oh, that was so disgusting. 1450 01:00:44,166 --> 01:00:48,666 Like a fat octopus pouring itself into a key hole. 1451 01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,416 Abi, I think you and I really need to have a talk later. 1452 01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:57,750 [MOCKING] Abi, I think you I really 1453 01:00:57,791 --> 01:00:59,000 need to have a talk later. 1454 01:00:59,041 --> 01:01:00,541 Abi, it's obvious that you have personal issues. 1455 01:01:00,583 --> 01:01:01,958 But I really don't think it's fair of you to take it out-- 1456 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,208 [MOCKING] I really don't think it's fair of you to-- 1457 01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:05,208 I will not dignify this abuse with a ply. 1458 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:07,791 That was a reply, Jane. 1459 01:01:07,833 --> 01:01:09,375 What? 1460 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:11,458 Your friend from school told me. 1461 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:13,208 Told you-- told you what? 1462 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:15,375 That she once knew you as Jane. 1463 01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:21,875 I will not dignify this. 1464 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:30,208 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH] 1465 01:01:32,458 --> 01:01:34,916 Do you have any idea where my marzipan could be? 1466 01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:39,458 Abi? 1467 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,583 Have you seen my marzipan? 1468 01:01:41,625 --> 01:01:42,958 You think I'm fat. 1469 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:43,916 That depends. 1470 01:01:46,583 --> 01:01:48,041 On what? 1471 01:01:48,083 --> 01:01:49,833 You're the type of girl who's always too fat because she 1472 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,166 always thinks she's too fat. 1473 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,166 It's like your brain is fat. 1474 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:55,750 I have a fat brain? 1475 01:01:55,791 --> 01:01:57,625 I thought you were doing yoga to calm down. 1476 01:01:57,666 --> 01:01:59,458 Oh, it does calm me down. 1477 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:00,916 But contorting my body is not going 1478 01:02:00,958 --> 01:02:02,375 to get rid of the wall-to-wall frustration 1479 01:02:02,416 --> 01:02:04,458 that carpets my fucking mind. 1480 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:06,458 Don't take it out on me! 1481 01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:07,416 OK! OK! 1482 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:08,500 God. 1483 01:02:08,541 --> 01:02:12,250 It's like a fucking morgue in here. 1484 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:14,291 [MUTTERING] Such a drama queen. 1485 01:02:14,333 --> 01:02:16,583 Did you just mutter at me? 1486 01:02:16,625 --> 01:02:18,208 You know, you don't exactly encourage 1487 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:19,708 people to speak their minds. 1488 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:20,875 OK. 1489 01:02:20,916 --> 01:02:21,875 Fine. 1490 01:02:21,916 --> 01:02:23,125 I'm listening. Talk. 1491 01:02:23,166 --> 01:02:24,250 Talk to me. What? 1492 01:02:24,291 --> 01:02:25,166 What is it? 1493 01:02:25,208 --> 01:02:26,666 What do you want to tell me? 1494 01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:29,333 Fuck! 1495 01:02:29,375 --> 01:02:33,041 Abi, you're not your best self tonight. 1496 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:38,541 Is that breast milk I smell on your guilded fucking lips. 1497 01:02:38,583 --> 01:02:41,500 How much have you drunk tonight? 1498 01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:42,708 Come on, guys. 1499 01:02:42,750 --> 01:02:47,625 We are really not functioning as a team here. 1500 01:02:47,666 --> 01:02:48,833 ABI [VOICEOVER]: Fat brain? 1501 01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:49,875 Fat brain? 1502 01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:50,750 SUZIE [VOICEOVER]: Yes. 1503 01:02:50,791 --> 01:02:54,333 Fat, fat, fat, fat! 1504 01:02:54,375 --> 01:02:56,750 OK, I need two rose and three sparkling-- 1505 01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:58,083 [MOCKING] Rose and three sparkling-- 1506 01:02:58,125 --> 01:02:58,750 - Please. - Please. 1507 01:02:58,791 --> 01:02:59,666 I gotta go pee. 1508 01:03:02,083 --> 01:03:03,708 What is wrong with her tonight? 1509 01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:11,208 I think she's going through some kind of crisis. 1510 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:13,791 She's always going through some kind of crisis. 1511 01:03:13,833 --> 01:03:15,500 Doesn't mean it's any less of a crisis though. 1512 01:03:21,541 --> 01:03:23,791 Do you have any idea where my marzipan could be? 1513 01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:38,625 Table twelve. 1514 01:03:38,666 --> 01:03:39,875 Two lemon tarts for nine, please. 1515 01:03:43,416 --> 01:03:44,875 [KNOCKS] 1516 01:03:44,916 --> 01:03:45,833 Abi. 1517 01:03:49,125 --> 01:03:50,125 Abi, are you OK? 1518 01:03:53,708 --> 01:03:57,083 ABI: I'm sorry I was mean just then. 1519 01:03:57,125 --> 01:03:59,000 That's OK. 1520 01:03:59,041 --> 01:04:01,666 Two sparkling on seven? 1521 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:04,750 ABI: I'm premenstrual. 1522 01:04:04,791 --> 01:04:07,541 Are you taking evening primrose oil? 1523 01:04:07,583 --> 01:04:09,500 ABI: Yeah, I took some in some vodka 1524 01:04:09,541 --> 01:04:11,291 before I left home tonight. 1525 01:04:11,333 --> 01:04:13,166 Good. 1526 01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:19,916 Um-- Hi. 1527 01:04:19,958 --> 01:04:20,875 Hey. 1528 01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:25,541 One minute of air. 1529 01:04:29,750 --> 01:04:31,333 OK, one minute. 1530 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,791 Old people are smug. 1531 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:43,041 Musicians are always smug too. 1532 01:04:43,083 --> 01:04:47,958 Old musicians, what a terrible, smug combination. 1533 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:50,208 Maybe they are fantasists. 1534 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:52,333 Danny is probably in Los Angeles right now 1535 01:04:52,375 --> 01:04:54,916 having lunch with a starlet. 1536 01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,708 - Is that still a term? - What? 1537 01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:58,000 Starlet. 1538 01:04:58,041 --> 01:04:59,333 It's like, um-- 1539 01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:00,583 It's like kitchenette. 1540 01:05:00,625 --> 01:05:02,750 Such a great word! 1541 01:05:02,791 --> 01:05:05,541 Ah, to be a starlet with a kitchenette. 1542 01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:15,250 So why does this girl in your book runaway? 1543 01:05:15,291 --> 01:05:16,208 I don't know. 1544 01:05:19,750 --> 01:05:23,125 You have to have a clear idea why things happen. 1545 01:05:23,166 --> 01:05:25,458 Otherwise, you are dealing in generalities, 1546 01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:28,500 and the narrative loses its punch. 1547 01:05:28,541 --> 01:05:31,000 A life has no plot. 1548 01:05:31,041 --> 01:05:32,791 A book is not a life. 1549 01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:34,833 Books without plots are boring. 1550 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:42,125 I mean, is Anna Karenina only the story of a woman who 1551 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:43,666 threw herself under a train? 1552 01:05:46,666 --> 01:05:53,750 Or is Ulysses just about a day in the life of a man in Dublin? 1553 01:05:53,791 --> 01:05:56,125 OK, point taken. 1554 01:05:56,166 --> 01:05:59,625 Is The Great Gatsby only about a rich man? 1555 01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:00,541 Yeah, OK, OK. 1556 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:08,416 You're OK? 1557 01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:10,875 I'm fine. 1558 01:06:10,916 --> 01:06:12,958 [KNOCKING] 1559 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:13,916 Coming. 1560 01:06:30,291 --> 01:06:32,750 Alice, I think you've been trying really hard. 1561 01:06:32,791 --> 01:06:34,791 And I am really so impressed with how you've 1562 01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:37,000 been coping so amazingly well. 1563 01:06:37,041 --> 01:06:41,500 We just had another complaint about the chicken. 1564 01:06:41,541 --> 01:06:43,333 Apparently, it was burned and raw. 1565 01:06:43,375 --> 01:06:45,083 ALICE [VOICEOVER]: Oh, God. 1566 01:06:45,125 --> 01:06:48,250 Burnt and raw. 1567 01:06:48,291 --> 01:06:50,416 It's actually quite a difficult thing to do, 1568 01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:52,166 if you think about it. 1569 01:06:52,208 --> 01:06:53,833 I have had to knock it off their bill. 1570 01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:55,208 ALICE [VOICEOVER]: Is something burning? 1571 01:07:01,250 --> 01:07:04,625 [COUGHING] 1572 01:07:09,083 --> 01:07:10,791 They're fine. 1573 01:07:10,833 --> 01:07:12,875 Burnt. 1574 01:07:12,916 --> 01:07:14,125 Char-grilled. 1575 01:07:14,166 --> 01:07:15,083 God! 1576 01:07:20,458 --> 01:07:23,500 Come on, don't listen to her. 1577 01:07:23,541 --> 01:07:25,250 The chicken looked good. 1578 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:27,375 ALICE [VOICEOVER]: I keep thinking about this cartoon 1579 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:30,583 I saw the other day of these two guys talking, 1580 01:07:30,625 --> 01:07:32,708 and one says to the other, do you 1581 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:35,541 dwell on the wasted years behind you or the terrifying years 1582 01:07:35,583 --> 01:07:36,500 ahead? 1583 01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:42,375 ALICE: What are they having again? 1584 01:07:46,375 --> 01:07:49,083 One veal starter, one soup, two lamb, 1585 01:07:49,125 --> 01:07:52,250 three chicken, one salmon. 1586 01:07:52,291 --> 01:07:54,083 Take-- take a little sip. 1587 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:58,541 I'm tired. 1588 01:08:01,541 --> 01:08:03,833 I'll-- I'll do plates and vegetables. 1589 01:08:03,875 --> 01:08:04,750 Get the chicken. 1590 01:08:04,791 --> 01:08:05,666 OK? 1591 01:08:05,708 --> 01:08:06,833 OK, OK, OK. 1592 01:08:18,541 --> 01:08:20,750 OK. 1593 01:08:20,791 --> 01:08:23,166 OK. 1594 01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:28,541 [CRYING] 1595 01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:30,333 Um, sorry, you OK? 1596 01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,291 What's up, chef? 1597 01:08:34,333 --> 01:08:35,625 Abi. 1598 01:08:35,666 --> 01:08:36,958 What? 1599 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:39,125 I think hysteria is a fairly reasonable reaction 1600 01:08:39,166 --> 01:08:42,875 to working in this shit-hole. 1601 01:08:42,916 --> 01:08:45,041 What's happening? 1602 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:45,958 [CRYING] I'm sorry. 1603 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,416 I'll be OK in a moment. 1604 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:49,833 Did you burn yourself again? 1605 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:52,541 What would you care if she burned herself? 1606 01:08:52,583 --> 01:08:54,000 You care more about the rubbish. 1607 01:08:54,041 --> 01:08:57,708 I quite simply reject your anger, Rita. 1608 01:08:57,750 --> 01:09:00,375 ABI: Yeah, stop trashing her, Rita. 1609 01:09:00,416 --> 01:09:01,958 [LAUGHS] 1610 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:08,333 My ex-agent described my book as a saxophone solo on misery, 1611 01:09:08,375 --> 01:09:12,583 and said the publisher rejected it because it was too French, 1612 01:09:12,625 --> 01:09:15,791 and they didn't know how they could market it. 1613 01:09:15,833 --> 01:09:18,083 Too French. 1614 01:09:18,125 --> 01:09:22,500 I was born in fucking Crouch End. 1615 01:09:22,541 --> 01:09:26,541 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 1616 01:09:26,583 --> 01:09:29,500 [LAUGHING] 1617 01:09:31,791 --> 01:09:33,750 Alice. 1618 01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:37,833 Have you got the miasma of disgust? 1619 01:09:37,875 --> 01:09:41,791 [CRYING] 1620 01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:54,041 OLD MAN: I am fond of the oboe, although I 1621 01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:58,125 prefer the violin, which I do play, as does Cecile. 1622 01:09:58,166 --> 01:09:59,666 And Georg? 1623 01:09:59,708 --> 01:10:03,041 Georg is a percussionist. 1624 01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:08,166 The triangle so unexplored as an instrument, don't you think? 1625 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:11,375 Oh, you couldn't be more right. 1626 01:10:11,416 --> 01:10:13,750 But if I could have a word? 1627 01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:18,166 That other waitress is just so rude. 1628 01:10:18,208 --> 01:10:19,083 I know you say-- 1629 01:10:19,125 --> 01:10:20,375 I do apologize. 1630 01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:24,291 OLD MAN: Yes, she is very rude. 1631 01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:26,083 She, um-- 1632 01:10:26,125 --> 01:10:30,458 She actually has personal issues to deal with at the moment. 1633 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:33,750 Her mother is terminally ill, so she's 1634 01:10:33,791 --> 01:10:37,750 returning to Quebec tomorrow. 1635 01:10:37,791 --> 01:10:38,708 ABI: There you go. 1636 01:10:38,750 --> 01:10:41,125 Thanks. 1637 01:10:41,166 --> 01:10:43,041 This is actually her last shift. 1638 01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:47,875 I'll just go and check on your order in the kitchen, OK? 1639 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:56,291 I'll get you an ashtray. 1640 01:10:56,333 --> 01:10:57,458 Do you think this fish looks OK? 1641 01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:01,958 Looks great. 1642 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,208 You sure? 1643 01:11:03,250 --> 01:11:05,750 Yeah. 1644 01:11:05,791 --> 01:11:07,833 Are the lights really low out front? 1645 01:11:07,875 --> 01:11:08,750 Pretty low. 1646 01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,958 Suzie, God damn it. 1647 01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,583 She didn't even take the food. 1648 01:11:16,625 --> 01:11:17,500 Oh, please. 1649 01:11:17,541 --> 01:11:18,583 Don't cry. 1650 01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:19,500 It will be OK. 1651 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:20,416 I'm not going to cry. 1652 01:11:20,458 --> 01:11:23,000 I'm going to commit murder. 1653 01:11:23,041 --> 01:11:26,583 Pick this food up now or I will bludgeon you all to death. 1654 01:11:26,625 --> 01:11:27,500 That's the spirit. 1655 01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:35,125 Excuse me, could you please not do that? 1656 01:11:35,166 --> 01:11:36,666 We have to sweep it up, and these floorboards 1657 01:11:36,708 --> 01:11:38,250 are like a billion years old. 1658 01:11:38,291 --> 01:11:40,750 OLD MAN: Goodness, my dear young lady! 1659 01:11:40,791 --> 01:11:43,666 We are sorry about your mother, but no need 1660 01:11:43,708 --> 01:11:45,333 to take it out on us. 1661 01:11:45,375 --> 01:11:46,750 My mother? 1662 01:11:46,791 --> 01:11:47,625 In Quebec. 1663 01:11:47,666 --> 01:11:48,583 A tragedy. 1664 01:11:48,625 --> 01:11:50,166 What? 1665 01:11:50,208 --> 01:11:53,333 OLD WOMAN: Your colleague told us about your mother in Quebec. 1666 01:11:58,208 --> 01:12:00,916 My mother is fine. 1667 01:12:00,958 --> 01:12:02,583 And I am not Canadian! 1668 01:12:02,625 --> 01:12:04,625 That was a direct sabotage on any chance 1669 01:12:04,666 --> 01:12:06,000 I might have with Danny! 1670 01:12:06,041 --> 01:12:07,333 You know, this was earlier when I was trying to deal 1671 01:12:07,375 --> 01:12:08,416 with those clients, Abi. 1672 01:12:08,458 --> 01:12:10,708 My mother has a terminal illness? 1673 01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:13,541 And by the way, I can not stand the way you keep using 1674 01:12:13,583 --> 01:12:15,000 the word excellent tonight. 1675 01:12:15,041 --> 01:12:17,125 What's wrong with the word excellent? 1676 01:12:17,166 --> 01:12:19,041 Will you please take these meals? 1677 01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:21,291 You have never said the word excellent before tonight, 1678 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:22,166 admit it! 1679 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:23,083 You are insane! 1680 01:12:23,125 --> 01:12:24,833 SUZIE: [WHISPERED] Abi. 1681 01:12:24,875 --> 01:12:26,166 Abi, Abi, Abi! 1682 01:12:26,208 --> 01:12:29,166 It does sound odd from your lips, I must agree. 1683 01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:30,333 Can I have two lemon tarts, please. 1684 01:12:30,375 --> 01:12:31,416 Table six. 1685 01:12:31,458 --> 01:12:32,291 SUZIE: [WHISPERED] Abi. 1686 01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:34,208 Abi, come quickly! 1687 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:35,416 You don't need an acting job, Abi. 1688 01:12:35,458 --> 01:12:36,791 You never stop performing. 1689 01:12:36,833 --> 01:12:38,750 Oh, well I better call equity then, because life 1690 01:12:38,791 --> 01:12:41,041 ain't paying me right. 1691 01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:42,000 Excellent! 1692 01:12:53,208 --> 01:12:55,166 OK. 1693 01:12:55,208 --> 01:12:56,333 Let's get the desserts done. 1694 01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:07,416 OK, OK. 1695 01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:09,375 You are a champion. 1696 01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:13,333 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1697 01:13:46,041 --> 01:13:49,041 They left just as he arrived. 1698 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:52,791 He looked kind of sad and thoughtful. 1699 01:13:52,833 --> 01:13:55,250 I kept buzzing you. 1700 01:13:55,291 --> 01:13:58,750 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1701 01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:18,083 What are you doing? 1702 01:14:21,041 --> 01:14:23,500 Abi. 1703 01:14:23,541 --> 01:14:25,125 [CLINKING] 1704 01:14:25,166 --> 01:14:31,958 ABI: I just wanted to tell you all, it's my birthday today. 1705 01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:36,000 I'm 25. 1706 01:14:36,041 --> 01:14:37,416 Get dressed. 1707 01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:40,708 I guess none of you know that I trained as an actor-- 1708 01:14:40,750 --> 01:14:42,166 [WHISPERING] Alice, Rita, come out front. 1709 01:14:42,208 --> 01:14:43,041 Now. 1710 01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:44,625 --for three years in New York. 1711 01:14:47,125 --> 01:14:49,333 But those creative giddy Lee Strasberg 1712 01:14:49,375 --> 01:14:53,041 days are but a distant memory. 1713 01:14:53,083 --> 01:14:57,166 Now, I can't even afford my flight home. 1714 01:14:57,208 --> 01:14:58,791 Please get dressed. 1715 01:14:58,833 --> 01:15:01,041 I have a huge debt. 1716 01:15:01,083 --> 01:15:01,958 Get. 1717 01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,208 Dressed. 1718 01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:05,416 I've just had my electricity disconnected. 1719 01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:06,500 Please. 1720 01:15:06,541 --> 01:15:12,166 My Visa bill is at 17.9% interest. 1721 01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:15,083 I have been a waitress for about 10 years now, 1722 01:15:15,125 --> 01:15:20,250 and the only job that I have been offered recently 1723 01:15:20,291 --> 01:15:22,208 is in porn. 1724 01:15:22,250 --> 01:15:25,666 [WHISTLES] 1725 01:15:27,166 --> 01:15:28,666 So what I really wanted to ask you 1726 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:33,500 all is if anyone has any tips on how I might change my life, 1727 01:15:33,541 --> 01:15:37,041 I would really appreciate hearing them. 1728 01:15:42,041 --> 01:15:45,041 Perhaps you didn't hear me. 1729 01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:49,458 But as one miserably failed human being 1730 01:15:49,500 --> 01:15:54,333 to a bunch of probably enormously successful ones, 1731 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:56,333 which you must be if you can afford 1732 01:15:56,375 --> 01:16:00,416 to eat in this overpriced, rat-infested shit hole, 1733 01:16:00,458 --> 01:16:04,958 I'm merely asking what the fuck am I meant to do with my life? 1734 01:16:10,958 --> 01:16:12,416 Just keep walking. 1735 01:16:19,791 --> 01:16:20,875 I am so sorry. 1736 01:16:20,916 --> 01:16:22,958 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 1737 01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,791 Oh, I'm so sorry. 1738 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:28,000 Thank you very much. 1739 01:16:28,041 --> 01:16:28,958 So sorry. 1740 01:16:33,375 --> 01:16:36,375 I've never seen anything like that. 1741 01:16:48,666 --> 01:16:52,166 Major muff. 1742 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:54,958 I have no fucking power. 1743 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:56,083 Oh, you do. 1744 01:16:56,125 --> 01:16:57,000 You're like Carrie. 1745 01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:03,583 You know what you should do tomorrow? 1746 01:17:03,625 --> 01:17:05,625 What? 1747 01:17:05,666 --> 01:17:09,916 You should go to the museum and look at really old things. 1748 01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:11,375 It could put everything in perspective. 1749 01:17:11,416 --> 01:17:12,958 What, so that I can fully realize 1750 01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:17,166 how totally insignificant I am in the grand scheme of things? 1751 01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:18,791 Exactly. 1752 01:17:18,833 --> 01:17:20,916 You're such a fucking victim, Abi. 1753 01:17:24,166 --> 01:17:26,125 Alice. 1754 01:17:26,166 --> 01:17:27,041 Here's your bonus. 1755 01:17:27,083 --> 01:17:28,125 Thanks again. 1756 01:17:28,166 --> 01:17:32,000 All things considered, you were great. 1757 01:17:32,041 --> 01:17:33,125 You'll all be pleased to know that 1758 01:17:33,166 --> 01:17:37,458 thanks to Abi's performance tonight, 1759 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:43,833 we've made about 10 pounds in tips in total. 1760 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:45,791 You are so anguished and artistic, 1761 01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:49,250 but all you're really good at is complaining. 1762 01:17:49,291 --> 01:17:53,541 Wow, you think I'm good at something! 1763 01:17:53,583 --> 01:17:55,625 Do you know, Abi, you've never been anything but rude to me. 1764 01:17:55,666 --> 01:17:57,583 Have you ever asked me about the dreams 1765 01:17:57,625 --> 01:17:59,125 and hopes of my life journey? 1766 01:17:59,166 --> 01:18:00,208 Hmm? 1767 01:18:00,250 --> 01:18:01,291 Do you even know my girlfriend's name, 1768 01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:02,708 or whether she still is my girlf-- 1769 01:18:06,458 --> 01:18:07,458 do I have sisters? 1770 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:08,875 Was I beaten as a child? 1771 01:18:08,916 --> 01:18:11,541 I am 23 today. 1772 01:18:11,583 --> 01:18:12,666 No, you are fired! 1773 01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:04,041 Sorry to interrupt. 1774 01:19:04,083 --> 01:19:06,416 Ladies. 1775 01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:08,750 I had some friends here earlier. 1776 01:19:08,791 --> 01:19:12,083 One of them lost a libretto. 1777 01:19:12,125 --> 01:19:13,166 I don't suppose you've seen it? 1778 01:19:16,708 --> 01:19:17,750 Anyone seen a libretto? 1779 01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,833 No, sorry. 1780 01:19:23,875 --> 01:19:26,500 No? 1781 01:19:26,541 --> 01:19:28,250 What a shame. 1782 01:19:28,291 --> 01:19:30,875 ABI [VOICEOVER]: What the hell is going on here? 1783 01:19:30,916 --> 01:19:32,791 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1784 01:19:32,833 --> 01:19:33,791 Al Bowlly. 1785 01:19:37,208 --> 01:19:39,583 You know Al Bowlly? 1786 01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:41,375 Yes, of course. 1787 01:19:41,416 --> 01:19:42,958 Wrote hits, died in the blitz. 1788 01:19:46,583 --> 01:19:52,041 Whether to forty, a husband and wife, whether to fifty, 1789 01:19:52,083 --> 01:19:54,208 a Darby and Joan. 1790 01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:58,500 There's one thing certain that you have to own. 1791 01:20:07,625 --> 01:20:11,541 [SINGING] Love is the sweetest thing. 1792 01:20:11,583 --> 01:20:15,333 What else on Earth could ever bring 1793 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:19,833 such happiness to everything? 1794 01:20:19,875 --> 01:20:24,250 As love's old story. 1795 01:20:24,291 --> 01:20:28,666 Love is the strangest thing. 1796 01:20:28,708 --> 01:20:32,833 No song of birds upon the wing. 1797 01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:39,125 Shall in our hearts more sweetly sing, than love's old story. 1798 01:20:41,958 --> 01:20:49,625 Whatever heart may desire, whatever fate may send, 1799 01:20:49,666 --> 01:20:53,083 this is a tale that never will tire, 1800 01:20:53,125 --> 01:20:58,375 this is a song without end! 1801 01:20:58,416 --> 01:21:02,958 Love is the greatest thing. 1802 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:06,875 The oldest, yet the latest thing. 1803 01:21:06,916 --> 01:21:16,083 I only hope that fate may bring love's story to you. 1804 01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:18,333 Yes, and you, my dear. 1805 01:21:18,375 --> 01:21:19,291 And you. 1806 01:21:22,291 --> 01:21:26,791 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 1807 01:22:08,208 --> 01:22:09,125 They're fresh. 1808 01:22:13,041 --> 01:22:16,541 MADONNA: [SOBBING] 1809 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:27,958 Are you OK? 1810 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,958 I'm fine. 1811 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:33,458 [SOBS] 1812 01:22:39,916 --> 01:22:44,416 I-- I really hate this-- 1813 01:22:47,458 --> 01:22:48,375 job. 1814 01:22:56,791 --> 01:22:57,791 Let's go. 1815 01:23:09,291 --> 01:23:12,000 So you're really going to Chile? 1816 01:23:12,041 --> 01:23:13,416 Correct. 1817 01:23:13,458 --> 01:23:15,000 And this doesn't terrify you? 1818 01:23:15,041 --> 01:23:16,375 Of course it does. 1819 01:23:16,416 --> 01:23:19,166 It fills me with fear and dread. 1820 01:23:19,208 --> 01:23:24,541 So, remind me why it's worth it again. 1821 01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:28,541 Because fear and dread mingled with an overwhelming memory 1822 01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:32,625 of intense sexual compatibility is more appealing to me now 1823 01:23:32,666 --> 01:23:36,208 in this moment of time than the crushing predictability 1824 01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:39,041 of everyday life. 1825 01:23:39,083 --> 01:23:40,041 OK. 1826 01:23:40,083 --> 01:23:41,083 Sounds like a plan. 1827 01:23:49,250 --> 01:23:53,208 No, I really think maybe we should go somewhere and-- 1828 01:23:53,250 --> 01:23:55,708 and have a beautiful drink like a Bellini. 1829 01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:58,375 Oh-- oh, I don't know. 1830 01:23:58,416 --> 01:24:02,125 Why are you saying all the time I don't know? 1831 01:24:02,166 --> 01:24:05,583 You know, I don't know. 1832 01:24:05,625 --> 01:24:08,375 They serve Bellinis at the Cafe de Paris. 1833 01:24:08,416 --> 01:24:09,375 Cafe de Paris it is, then. 1834 01:24:12,375 --> 01:24:13,958 We can tidy up tomorrow. 1835 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:16,291 Alice, Rita, you coming? 1836 01:24:16,333 --> 01:24:17,208 You're paying? 1837 01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:18,125 Nope. 1838 01:24:18,166 --> 01:24:20,500 Oops. 1839 01:24:20,541 --> 01:24:21,750 Maybe we should all go dancing. 1840 01:24:28,083 --> 01:24:30,041 ALICE: What's a Bellini? 1841 01:24:30,083 --> 01:24:32,750 SUZIE: Champagne and peach juice. 1842 01:24:32,791 --> 01:24:35,375 Named after a painter in Venice. 1843 01:24:35,416 --> 01:24:38,875 He painted beautiful clouds. 1844 01:24:38,916 --> 01:24:40,666 All kinds of colors. 1845 01:24:40,708 --> 01:24:44,375 Yellow, red, purple, rose. 1846 01:24:44,416 --> 01:24:47,208 So beautiful. 1847 01:24:47,250 --> 01:24:49,208 ALICE: Is everyone invited? 1848 01:24:49,250 --> 01:24:51,750 SUZIE: If they keep their clothes on. 1849 01:25:03,708 --> 01:25:04,625 So, Madonna. 1850 01:25:04,666 --> 01:25:07,000 You got any sisters? 1851 01:25:07,041 --> 01:25:08,208 I do, actually. 1852 01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:09,166 Two. 1853 01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:22,458 [MUSIC PLAYING]