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Norway is just magical.
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This is the closest place
to heaven I've ever been.
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It's just so hard to
explain it unless you're here.
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It's the land of adventure.
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- Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!
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Oh my god.
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Ahh!
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Oh!
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Everyone nice and warm?
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What in the damn world a
Caribbean man like me doing?
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[both yodeling]
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[all shouting]
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Casey, are you
living your best life?
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Best life fishing for pubes.
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[together]
Captain! Captain! Yeah!
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My calling card's
rock and roll.
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Let's have fun.
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I want my crew to know
they have my support,
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but I'm not
a helicopter dad.
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Do some breathing. You only
piss with the dick you've got.
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We are stewardesses
on a five-star boat.
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All I care about is being
a great [BLEEP] chief stew.
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Make sure everything
is [BLEEP] perfect.
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Ah!
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This is A game,
so everyone needs to activate,
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to elevate, and to focus.
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It's like
an orgasm in my mouth.
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It's Viking, bitches.
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I hope to be the kind
of leader that people like
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and keep everyone happy.
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I'm not going to
kiss and tell about Oriana.
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Let's just say there's things
going on under the bubbles
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that people can't see.
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Oh my gosh.
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This is where we
hot tub and have sex?
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[chanting indistinctly]
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I love tall guys.
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You scared me.
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The bigger the boat, the more
staff you have, shall we say.
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You two are smoking hot.
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I do have to say, when
you're more flexible,
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it's way easier having
sex in bunk beds.
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Any opportunity I can get,
I want
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to have my legs in the air.
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Nice one.
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Boom. Boom. Oh!
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Oh, wow.
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What is your diet?
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Glazed donuts and Oreos.
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There's vomit
all over these sheets.
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Oh, it smells like pizza.
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I'm going to be sick.
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We better get a good tip.
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I wonder else
what could go wrong.
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You're stressing
me the [BLEEP] out.
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She went behind
my back to Lewis.
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I just can't stand it,
your arrogance.
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If we told the
captain what you did,
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you wouldn't get a reference.
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She walked into
there with an attitude.
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Only one of us
has an attitude.
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- Who's that?
- You.
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The girl's got [BLEEP]
brass balls.
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It's like amateur hour.
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For a straight hour
there was no deck crew.
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Or hit somebody,
who's in the [BLEEP]?
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I am.
- You need to focus.
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Use your [BLEEP] words.
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People are scared
of you on the galley.
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It's borderline intimidation.
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OK.
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I won't allow
intimidation on the boat.
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This is not
where I need to be.
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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All crew, all crew,
meeting on the fly bridge.
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It might be a bit chilly
upstairs, so bring a jumper.
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Booyah.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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It's cold.
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♪
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Howdy. Howdy.
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♪
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Good day, team.
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Welcome aboard the "Mercury,"
and welcome to Norway.
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The big thing for us,
guys, is to remember,
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right, we are on cold water.
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We're not in the Bahamas
or somewhere nice and balmy.
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For me, I love the
adventure of being
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in cold water, where the
weather can turn very quickly.
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So when we're doing transfers
from the back of the boat
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onto tenders and so forth,
just take our time with it.
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Passengers are going to be
wearing a lot of clothing.
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OK. They go into the water,
they're going to sink.
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I know we're all going
to have some long nights
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and early mornings.
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Heads of department, you need
to take care of your crew.
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I've been a captain
for over 20 years.
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I grew up in a very macho world
in the outback in Australia.
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Here in Norway, cold water
provides more excitement,
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and in our vicinity
is a lot more adventure.
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You know, guys, there's
plenty of different things
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we can do here.
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The yachting level of service
doesn't stop once the guests
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leave the vessel.
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Our job is to give the
guests the adventure
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of their lifetime.
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The way I run a vessel is,
I'm firm but fair.
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I know people tend
to push boundaries,
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but if you push them too
far, you'll know about it.
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I usually set my own
rules, because I'm a cowboy.
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I mean, I've got it right here.
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Cowboy, so I'm just a roughneck
that gets it out the mud.
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And I've done this for
4 and 1/2 years now,
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and I've learned how to
not take no for an answer.
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You guys can
back to your duties,
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get the boat ready.
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Thank you, guys.
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Let's go to work.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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Oh my gosh.
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I [BLEEP] love the
smell of cocoa butter.
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Oh, man, I love cocoa butter.
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You stay on
that cocoa butter.
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- Yes.
- [farts]
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Let her rip, tater chip.
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I would split up.
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One go in one room,
one go in another.
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Got it.
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Vacuum and start getting
rooms looking good.
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For sure.
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I just don't know
anyone that would
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leave a boat in this state.
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This is a [BLEEP] show.
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Have you been doing yachts
for a while?
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Yeah, five years.
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This is my first
yacht actually.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Damn.
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This is going to
be a crazy journey.
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Yeah, I know.
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A white boat?
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Is that a fancy term for yacht?
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I don't know any of that
frilly terminology.
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- You worked on yachts before?
- No.
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OK.
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I worked on commercial ships.
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So you're a yacht greeny.
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I went to school at the
New York Maritime Academy,
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so when I graduated, I started
sailing on commercial vessels.
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So I do have some
decent experience.
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I can do big ships.
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Why can't I do little ones?
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I'll tell you what,
let's use the dirty chamois
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for all the scuppers,
all the drains,
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every drain needs wiping over.
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All right.
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I cannot function like this.
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There's food in the sink.
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This is [BLEEP] gross.
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What the hell does
this even mean?
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My grandmother was
Spanish-Italian,
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so I grew up with
food around me.
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Just hanging out
in the kitchen.
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It was my happy place.
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I often get teased,
especially on Instagram,
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because I'm
the Wanderlust chick.
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And people are like, ooh,
wanderlust, blah blah blah.
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But this describes
me perfectly.
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Well-suited to yachting and
to being a chef,
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because no day is the same.
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Being exposed to
different places,
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that brings me inspiration.
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Oh my god,
I could actually cry.
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Hey.
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Howdy. Howdy.
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[dramatic music]
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♪
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Oriana, Kasie, can you
meet me in the main salon?
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Copy. Thanks.
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I've been a chief stew
for nearly two years now.
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I grew up in Southeast London.
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I went to an all-girls school.
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Southeast London girls
do our hair and makeup.
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We like our nails done.
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You don't mess with us.
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We can have a fight.
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I can't wait to just crack on
and get this boat going.
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So I think the first
day of charter,
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we do 150% makeup,
hair, uniform, everything.
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We're just going
to be the best.
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Yeah?
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Got it.
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♪
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Mike, which way
did you curl the hose?
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I don't know, you
kind of just whatever
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the hose wants to do
is what you do.
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Oh, yeah, dude, that's
a hell of a rule, dude.
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Tell him that.
- Anti-clockwise.
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No way.
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I've never done
that in my life.
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I always go this way,
right over.
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Like that.
That's clockwise.
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That is clockwise.
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I don't know why I
said anticlockwise.
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Which way is it?
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Clockwise or counterclockwise?
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I'm wrong.
It's clockwise.
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It's clockwise. Yeah.
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It's always exciting meeting
a complete new boat full
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of people, new characters.
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I did do clockwise
but said anticlockwise.
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I grew up on a farm
in northern England.
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It was mainly a horse
farm, but we used to rescue
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animals all the time.
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We used to have them
running around the kitchen.
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Like my parents, I'm also
a bit of a workaholic.
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You know, I've been
in yachting five years.
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I worked on the same vessel,
moved my way up from deckhand
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to first officer.
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The boat I was on, I would
have stayed on longer,
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but the owner sold the boat.
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It felt like a break up with
the only woman currently
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in my life, the boat.
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I was just going to
throw you guys off.
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Clockwise?
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Yeah.
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Obviously,
I've seen your CVs,
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so if you want to tell me
what you like,
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what you're confident in.
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Experience wise, I'm very
confident in housekeeping...
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- OK.
- And service.
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I haven't done
a lot of mixology,
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but I'd be happy to learn.
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- OK.
- So...
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I started in the industry
about 3 and 1/2 years ago.
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That was my first boat.
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I worked with Oriana.
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She was my chief stew.
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Oh my god.
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How's it going.
[laughter]
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That's so crazy.
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I was like, I definitely
recognize this girl.
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[laughter]
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- Yeah.
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- Small world.
- Small world.
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When Oriana and
I worked together,
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I was totally green, so I was
just ready for some direction.
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Kasie is not someone who
likes to be told what to do.
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Oriana was a
controlling chief stew.
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I wouldn't say I'm
a controlling person.
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She just is, like,
high-strung and very stressed.
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I think I'm the
chilliest worker there is.
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I don't think--there's nothing
wrong with being chill.
259
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I don't really respect her.
260
00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:58,755
So I already know I'm
really excited to work
261
00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:00,626
with you again.
262
00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:02,106
- OK,
- Other things I'd like
263
00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:04,543
to talk about.
I have a list.
264
00:09:04,543 --> 00:09:06,110
One thing that
gets me frazzled is
265
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,677
when I don't know, like,
the full plan for something.
266
00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:09,374
Yep, absolutely.
267
00:09:09,374 --> 00:09:10,767
Great.
268
00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:11,985
Another thing is, like,
just clear communication.
269
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,073
Sorry.
270
00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:14,379
I'm not as strong in laundry.
271
00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,423
I'd love to learn about that.
272
00:09:15,423 --> 00:09:17,730
Next, da da da.
273
00:09:17,730 --> 00:09:20,080
I see us as equals.
274
00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,516
- That's how I like to--
- I'd just love to, you know...
275
00:09:21,516 --> 00:09:24,215
- Yep.
- Figure that out.
276
00:09:24,215 --> 00:09:27,348
I mean, I can tell instantly
that Oriana is looking forward
277
00:09:27,348 --> 00:09:28,872
to being that second stew.
278
00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:31,439
But it's up to me to put
them in the positions
279
00:09:31,439 --> 00:09:32,963
I feel they belong in.
280
00:09:32,963 --> 00:09:34,791
I rarely have
conflicts on boats,
281
00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,967
but I know that charter
is high-stress,
282
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,098
and that might happen.
283
00:09:38,098 --> 00:09:39,186
So I'd love to talk about that.
284
00:09:39,186 --> 00:09:40,492
Yeah.
285
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,711
I have no problem with
addressing other people.
286
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,234
Absolutely not.
287
00:09:43,234 --> 00:09:45,410
Until then, no one's going
to be a second or a third.
288
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:48,456
But I think we all know
who the chief stew is.
289
00:09:48,456 --> 00:09:51,634
♪
290
00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,287
Coming up...
291
00:09:53,287 --> 00:09:55,289
I'll leave it up to Lewis to
choose which deckhand to come
292
00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:58,075
with you to the pickup.
293
00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,164
What?
294
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:08,085
[upbeat music]
295
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:09,608
♪
296
00:10:09,608 --> 00:10:11,654
All right, so the plan is
let's go down deck by deck
297
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,525
and get all the
cushions out, and then
298
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,701
hopefully we'll be a bit
more prepared for tomorrow.
299
00:10:15,701 --> 00:10:17,268
Ladies, how are we?
300
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:18,573
We've been trying
to pull everything out.
301
00:10:18,573 --> 00:10:20,227
We're just doing
like mirror checks.
302
00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:23,753
Sorry, I hate it when
you can see dust down here.
303
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,537
I think we should look
at it from the perspective
304
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:29,019
of whatever a guest will
bitch about, we clean.
305
00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:30,281
I grew up in Cambridge,
Massachusetts,
306
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,586
and I felt a lot of
pressure growing up
307
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:33,284
being the child of two
people who were very
308
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:34,807
accomplished in their fields.
309
00:10:34,807 --> 00:10:38,724
My mom was a photojournalist,
and my dad is a scientist.
310
00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:40,683
I'm going to set that
for the engineers.
311
00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,380
Since I was in middle school,
I've struggled,
312
00:10:42,380 --> 00:10:43,773
because I've been dyslexic.
313
00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,339
My parents were always
really supportive of me,
314
00:10:45,339 --> 00:10:47,211
but I was kind of just like
mad at myself,
315
00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:50,518
because I want to do well
in life.
316
00:10:50,518 --> 00:10:52,782
And I've always felt like
I've had something to prove.
317
00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:54,000
Let's triple check--
318
00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,567
- Everything.
- Yeah.
319
00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:58,483
So I have to overcompensate,
which I guess comes out
320
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,050
being more detail-oriented.
- OK.
321
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,094
I didn't vacuum under.
322
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,269
OK.
No worries.
323
00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:04,881
[dramatic music]
324
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,186
See if it fits.
325
00:11:06,186 --> 00:11:11,757
♪
326
00:11:11,757 --> 00:11:15,021
All crew, we have provisions.
327
00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:16,588
Roger that.
328
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,632
It is so dirty.
329
00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:23,682
Where do you want
me to put the wine?
330
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:24,901
That's a really good point.
What's in here?
331
00:11:24,901 --> 00:11:26,163
Deck stuff.
332
00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,294
It's all covers
and foul-weather gear.
333
00:11:27,294 --> 00:11:29,296
- OK.
- What's under here?
334
00:11:29,296 --> 00:11:31,298
- That's the escape hatch.
- Oh, yeah.
335
00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:32,778
We're getting a workout, huh?
336
00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:34,954
Did we find the key for
the lockers on the sun deck?
337
00:11:34,954 --> 00:11:36,173
Looks like a regular
just hex.
338
00:11:36,173 --> 00:11:40,133
The storage on
this boat is awful.
339
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,352
Oh, we got space.
340
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,745
Yes.
341
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,704
[upbeat music]
342
00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:48,315
♪
343
00:11:48,315 --> 00:11:51,405
Never in my life have
I ever seen storage
344
00:11:51,405 --> 00:11:54,017
up on the stairs that
is in the crew area
345
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:56,584
all the way to the
bow of the boat.
346
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,064
I mean, how am I going
to get out of here?
347
00:11:58,064 --> 00:11:59,718
- She's in there?
- Yeah.
348
00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:05,158
So going into this trip like
this is an absolute nightmare.
349
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:06,507
Oh my god.
350
00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:08,596
Guys, this is not normal.
Whoo!
351
00:12:08,596 --> 00:12:10,773
Day one, acrobatics.
- [laughs]
352
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:13,384
[upbeat music]
353
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,560
Oh my god,
why'd I choose two?
354
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:17,823
To the forward.
355
00:12:17,823 --> 00:12:19,042
Check us out.
356
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:25,004
What are you talking about?
357
00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:26,571
I like them all, man.
358
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,529
I've got a lot of sisters,
so I know how to treat them.
359
00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:30,705
I'm not like the
normal typical yachty,
360
00:12:30,705 --> 00:12:33,099
because I have to provide
for my seven sisters
361
00:12:33,099 --> 00:12:34,535
and also my mom.
362
00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:36,668
I grew up in the
Bahamas most of my life.
363
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,931
We didn't have a lot.
364
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:40,280
You know where I'm from, man?
365
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,847
From the [BLEEP]
island of the Bahamas.
366
00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:43,196
Caribbean, man.
367
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,284
Where do you think you're
coming through trying
368
00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:46,156
to control big Caribbean man.
369
00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,940
I didn't grow up
with a silver spoon.
370
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:49,681
I was given a plastic spoon.
371
00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,725
Can you imagine?
372
00:12:50,725 --> 00:12:51,857
So, you know, plastic.
373
00:12:51,857 --> 00:12:53,293
It's bent.
374
00:12:53,293 --> 00:12:55,600
I got to try to make this
sh-- work, you know?
375
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,297
I just feel like growing
up in the Caribbean, man,
376
00:12:57,297 --> 00:12:58,472
must have been a blast.
377
00:12:58,472 --> 00:12:59,996
Yeah, it's a happy life,
you know?
378
00:12:59,996 --> 00:13:02,302
[dramatic music]
379
00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:05,044
Jess, Faye, and
Lewis, could you please
380
00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:06,611
come up to the wheelhouse?
381
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:10,006
♪
382
00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:12,747
All right, so this is our
first charter of the season.
383
00:13:12,747 --> 00:13:14,401
Looks like we got a
fine group of people.
384
00:13:14,401 --> 00:13:15,620
We have Rick,
his wife Sarah,
385
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,231
celebrating their
40th birthdays.
386
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,842
They are all best friends
387
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,061
and love to play drinking games
and get loud.
388
00:13:22,061 --> 00:13:24,020
I think the most
important thing for me
389
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,674
off the bat,
adventure requests.
390
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:29,242
They want to be as
adventurous as possible.
391
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,244
They want cave tours,
rock climbing.
392
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,898
So, Faye,
will take care of that.
393
00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:34,247
OK.
394
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,728
Norway is just the
absolute perfect location
395
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,295
for those that like
to be adventurous
396
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:41,472
and experience things that
they've never done before,
397
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:46,607
cold-water diving, waterfalls,
zip lining, caving.
398
00:13:46,607 --> 00:13:49,697
It has endless adventures
and opportunity to be had.
399
00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:51,917
And, Lewis,
as far as transport, mate,
400
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:53,223
take care of that.
401
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:54,572
We need to bring the
highest level of service
402
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:57,227
to everything,
including the adventures.
403
00:13:57,227 --> 00:13:58,271
Yeah, let's bring it.
404
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,838
Kick it off well.
405
00:13:59,838 --> 00:14:01,927
The guests are going to
go on this beautiful hike
406
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:04,408
through the mountains
to the Valldal caves.
407
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,627
All along the
Norwegian fjords are
408
00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,934
caves that have been
formed from falling
409
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:11,067
rocks over many, many years.
410
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:15,636
This is an iconic experience,
and I mean, you know,
411
00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:18,291
we could find a dead Viking
or a sword or something
412
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,510
down there.
413
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:21,904
Jess, what's your
big stand outs?
414
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:25,037
They're into their food
quite a lot, steak and seafood.
415
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:26,647
Think about theme parties.
416
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:29,128
Looks like they
want a Viking theme.
417
00:14:29,128 --> 00:14:30,913
So we'll kick off
with a Viking night,
418
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,132
welcome them to
Norway the right way.
419
00:14:33,132 --> 00:14:35,221
I don't know about this one,
but I want to dance on tables
420
00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,354
and party 18 hours a day.
421
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,921
18 hours a day?
422
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:41,097
Cool, 'cause it only gets
dark at 10:00 at night.
423
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,663
So we're gonna have
some long nights.
424
00:14:42,663 --> 00:14:45,101
This looks like an awesome
group to kick off with.
425
00:14:45,101 --> 00:14:46,841
- Let's go.
- [laughs]
426
00:14:46,841 --> 00:14:49,844
[upbeat music]
427
00:14:49,844 --> 00:14:52,804
♪
428
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,676
Deck crew, deck crew, deck
briefing on main deck aft.
429
00:14:55,676 --> 00:14:58,984
♪
430
00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:00,159
Ooh, disgusting.
431
00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:04,990
♪
432
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,687
The way the day is
going to work tomorrow is,
433
00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:09,516
we're just going to wash
down all the main deck aft,
434
00:15:09,516 --> 00:15:10,953
spruce her up a bit.
435
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,389
So in the morning,
we'll launch the tenders,
436
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:14,521
because this gangway,
this is not really safe
437
00:15:14,521 --> 00:15:16,045
for guests to be coming
and going from.
438
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,524
I'll leave it up to Lewis
to choose
439
00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:19,700
which deckhand to come with you
to the pickup.
440
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,267
And then on this side,
the other two deckhands
441
00:15:21,267 --> 00:15:22,877
can receive the boat.
442
00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:24,575
My father was in the
military, he was in the army,
443
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:27,839
so he was very much a
drill sergeant to us kids,
444
00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:29,580
so I brought that
into yachting.
445
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,451
I run an efficient,
tight ship.
446
00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:32,887
You know,
there's a chain of command.
447
00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:34,715
It's the first time us
guys are working together.
448
00:15:34,715 --> 00:15:37,457
I like very clear
and precise and a calm
449
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:38,893
manner on the radio.
450
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:41,374
I am happy with being
questioned after the task
451
00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,767
has been fulfilled.
452
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,377
There's always a better
way of doing something.
453
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,641
I can't say I've thought
of every good way,
454
00:15:47,641 --> 00:15:49,600
but there's a good chance
I thought of most of them.
455
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,689
[laughs]
456
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,212
All right. Any questions, guys?
457
00:15:53,212 --> 00:15:54,474
- No, I'm good.
- Crystal clear.
458
00:15:54,474 --> 00:15:56,520
Crystal clear?
All right.
459
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,609
[upbeat music]
460
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,350
Eww. Oh, OK. OK. OK.
461
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,395
I thought that that was used.
462
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,614
I just feel really
bad for the girls.
463
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:04,963
They haven't even
made the beds yet.
464
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,443
I can help them.
465
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,487
It's up to you.
466
00:16:07,487 --> 00:16:08,836
Let's make the stewards beds.
467
00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:09,750
Yeah.
468
00:16:09,750 --> 00:16:11,535
Let's do their beds for them.
469
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:13,058
- You need any hands?
- Yeah.
470
00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:14,059
I'll help you.
471
00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,234
Amazing.
472
00:16:15,234 --> 00:16:17,236
Don't put me on
some [BLEEP] though.
473
00:16:17,236 --> 00:16:18,542
Boy, you asked.
474
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,718
I'm definitely
a lovable cowboy.
475
00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:22,981
I'm a hopeless romantic,
but I'm very single.
476
00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,504
Thank you.
477
00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:25,853
I just haven't got the
patience to do that right now.
478
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:26,767
No problem.
479
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,943
Faye has got a rocking body.
480
00:16:28,943 --> 00:16:30,641
I would like an older woman
just because they probably
481
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,817
could teach me a few things.
482
00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:33,861
[BLEEP].
483
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:34,906
And buy me stuff.
484
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,951
- Oh.
- Oh.
485
00:16:36,951 --> 00:16:38,214
It was there too.
486
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,824
Oh, no.
487
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,043
♪
488
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,087
Dude, I don't even
know how this works.
489
00:16:42,087 --> 00:16:43,741
You've got to drop this on.
490
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,829
Is it all the
same on all yachts?
491
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,178
The same kind of
setup for the beds?
492
00:16:46,178 --> 00:16:47,484
Most of the time.
493
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,442
I mean, look for that
thing right quickly.
494
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,965
I just need to grab my book.
495
00:16:50,965 --> 00:16:52,315
I'm sorry.
496
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,968
I really appreciate
you doing this.
497
00:16:53,968 --> 00:16:54,969
Yeah, you guys--
498
00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:55,970
No problem.
499
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,190
Kasie, I think she's hot.
500
00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,800
She has beautiful eyes.
501
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,150
Are you guys going to be done
with what you're doing soon?
502
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,194
I don't think so.
503
00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:03,543
No?
504
00:17:03,543 --> 00:17:05,110
In commercial shipping,
the women being on board
505
00:17:05,110 --> 00:17:06,720
is pretty rare.
506
00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,896
Usually, it's like you're on
there with a bunch of guys,
507
00:17:08,896 --> 00:17:12,465
and you just can't wait
to get off.
508
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,466
So sweet.
509
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,554
Thank you, guys.
510
00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:16,034
That's really nice of you.
511
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:18,428
[upbeat music]
512
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,646
- Hi.
- How's it going?
513
00:17:19,646 --> 00:17:20,691
Yeah.
Good.
514
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,822
It's getting there, girls.
515
00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:22,997
- So you're feeling OK?
- Yeah.
516
00:17:22,997 --> 00:17:23,955
- Good.
- Yeah.
517
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,087
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
518
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,480
So tomorrow,
towels are in the wash,
519
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,655
so first thing in the morning...
520
00:17:28,655 --> 00:17:30,440
- Yeah.
- Just smash it out.
521
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,355
Thank you all
for a fantastic day.
522
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,008
- Thank you.
- Cool. Cool. Cool.
523
00:17:34,008 --> 00:17:35,488
[laughs]
524
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,011
How have you been?
- Good.
525
00:17:37,011 --> 00:17:38,012
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
526
00:17:38,012 --> 00:17:38,926
Have you been on boats?
527
00:17:38,926 --> 00:17:40,841
Yeah, like 3 and 1/2 years.
528
00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:42,495
So it's Oriana,
and what's the next one?
529
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,018
- Kasie.
- Which one is Oriana?
530
00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:45,542
- Faye is the chief stew.
- So hold up.
531
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,109
Which one is Kasie?
532
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,066
The British-sounding one.
533
00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,111
No, she's not British.
534
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,155
Yeah, she has an accent.
535
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:53,463
When I knew you,
you had a guy.
536
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,508
I probably had many guys.
537
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,509
Am I making it up?
538
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,554
That Kasie's British?
539
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:58,555
Yes, you are.
540
00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,599
She's not British.
541
00:17:59,599 --> 00:18:01,862
Right now I'm single, yeah.
542
00:18:01,862 --> 00:18:02,863
Got it.
543
00:18:02,863 --> 00:18:04,300
How about you?
544
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,692
- Yeah, single.
- Single.
545
00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:06,911
Single, Faye?
- Yeah.
546
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,217
It's weird.
547
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,219
I'm so single,
but I've still got man issues,
548
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,742
and I'm like, how?
549
00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:12,960
Faye has a British accent.
550
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,658
OK, yes.
But Kasie has got an accent.
551
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,616
She has a British accent--
Australian accent.
552
00:18:16,616 --> 00:18:20,272
You're crazy.
553
00:18:20,272 --> 00:18:22,318
I forgot my makeup wipes.
554
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,407
How annoying.
555
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:28,541
- Good night.
- Good night.
556
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,546
Oh, did I?
557
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:34,547
I'm sorry about that.
558
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,722
I won't do it again.
559
00:18:35,722 --> 00:18:37,463
Man, that's funny, man.
560
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:40,466
[upbeat music]
561
00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:44,209
♪
562
00:18:44,209 --> 00:18:46,690
[alarm ringing]
563
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,754
[retching]
564
00:19:10,409 --> 00:19:11,367
Oh, yeah, dude.
565
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,456
That's refreshing.
566
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:14,848
[belches]
567
00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:17,634
- You all right?
- Oh, my God.
568
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,202
Let the captain know and
maybe go lay down for a while.
569
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,639
Last night,
we got the chicken salad,
570
00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,597
and after that,
I just kind of felt off.
571
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,512
Well, these guys
like margaritas--
572
00:19:26,512 --> 00:19:27,861
Oh, perfect.
573
00:19:27,861 --> 00:19:29,863
So we can definitely
do a batch of margaritas.
574
00:19:29,863 --> 00:19:31,256
Oh.
575
00:19:31,256 --> 00:19:32,388
I just yacked twice.
576
00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,258
- Like throwing up?
- Yeah.
577
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:34,564
Bugger.
578
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:35,521
Do you want to lay down
for a little bit?
579
00:19:35,521 --> 00:19:36,479
- OK.
- OK, I'll check on you.
580
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,132
- OK.
- Thank you.
581
00:19:38,132 --> 00:19:40,134
It's getting real.
582
00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:41,353
This is not good.
583
00:19:41,353 --> 00:19:44,269
All crew, all crew,
Oriana is not well.
584
00:19:44,269 --> 00:19:47,011
With a stew down,
prepare for the worst.
585
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,186
Coming up...
586
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:50,014
"Mercury" departing
Alesund harbor.
587
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,582
Hold all fenders until
we've cleared the port.
588
00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:53,931
I can't see ahead of me.
589
00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:55,280
While I'm going
through the narrowest
590
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,238
part of the channel...
591
00:19:57,717 --> 00:19:59,850
[horn honks]
592
00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:05,247
[dramatic music]
593
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,423
♪
594
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:12,428
All crew, all crew, Oriana
is not felling very well.
595
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,952
So I assume I'm a stew down.
596
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,519
Kasie?
597
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,955
Where is she now?
598
00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:18,782
Sick.
599
00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,262
Is Oriana upset?
600
00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,350
She's sick.
601
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,308
She said she had something bad.
602
00:20:23,308 --> 00:20:24,309
So the boat's not ready.
603
00:20:24,309 --> 00:20:25,789
I've got a new crew.
604
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:28,139
I've got guests coming, and
I've got members of staff
605
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,314
sick already.
606
00:20:29,314 --> 00:20:31,360
What could go wrong?
607
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,578
We're a stew down.
608
00:20:32,578 --> 00:20:35,189
I think prepare for the worst.
609
00:20:35,189 --> 00:20:36,190
[retching]
610
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,105
Oh, [BLEEP].
611
00:20:38,105 --> 00:20:41,239
Mike, Nathan, I really
need you guys to power on now,
612
00:20:41,239 --> 00:20:43,502
because we found
ourselves in a situation
613
00:20:43,502 --> 00:20:46,331
where we need to start
covering for the interior,
614
00:20:46,331 --> 00:20:47,550
because they're a man down.
615
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,639
Yeah, roger that.
616
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:52,685
Yeah.
617
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,731
Hey, buddy.
618
00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:56,254
- What?
- You better.
619
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:58,430
If you don't, you better sleep
with your eyes open then.
620
00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:00,040
Oh, you just had to ask.
621
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,303
Early bird gets
the worm, 'cuz.
622
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:03,043
Yep.
623
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,263
I'm going to process this as a
joke instead of a genuine act
624
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:06,569
of aggression.
625
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:07,918
Where I come from
people just ask nicely
626
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,790
and talk about their feelings.
627
00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,403
Instead of two.
- You got a promotion already.
628
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,318
[laughs]
629
00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,928
I want to know what
the deal is for on time.
630
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,103
What do you guys usually do?
631
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,323
So that back
stern line is going
632
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,976
to automatically come
off because, one, it's
633
00:21:22,976 --> 00:21:23,977
not really doing anything.
634
00:21:23,977 --> 00:21:25,370
Go from bow to stern.
635
00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,372
But you guys pull the
lines in my hand, right?
636
00:21:27,372 --> 00:21:28,852
- Yeah.
- You stow them?
637
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:30,288
Yeah.
I think we might stow them.
638
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:32,116
Yeah, like we got
like a three hour trip
639
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,726
so we're definitely
going to stow them away,
640
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,773
but it's the fenders that if
we're going to deflate or not.
641
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:37,991
That makes no sense.
642
00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:39,210
We'll have to
deflate all of them.
643
00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:41,255
I've been in the
industry for four years.
644
00:21:42,996 --> 00:21:44,389
Do we take the fenders off
after the launch
645
00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:45,999
come off or before?
646
00:21:45,999 --> 00:21:48,132
Oh, unless, because what we
do on other boat sometimes--
647
00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,394
You got to wait
until you get away
648
00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:51,309
from the docks and [BLEEP].
- Never mind.
649
00:21:51,309 --> 00:21:53,920
But, Kyle, he might have
more experience than me,
650
00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,793
but you know, someone who
knows everything knows nothing.
651
00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:01,754
[upbeat music]
652
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,103
All crew, it's game time.
653
00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:04,322
Let's get into our whites.
654
00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:05,410
OK.
655
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:07,238
Guests inbound 20 minutes.
656
00:22:07,238 --> 00:22:08,848
Have champagne
and towels ready.
657
00:22:08,848 --> 00:22:12,417
♪
658
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,245
What is this?
Ay-yi-yi.
659
00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,203
♪
660
00:22:19,032 --> 00:22:20,773
Looking good, mate.
661
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:22,166
You're done.
662
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,211
- This is like the worst news.
- Yeah, it is.
663
00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:25,822
It definitely the worst thing
that could have happened.
664
00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:27,127
- Yeah.
- Kyle, should we go?
665
00:22:27,127 --> 00:22:27,911
Yeah.
666
00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,347
We'll go now.
667
00:22:29,347 --> 00:22:30,957
OK, so you guys are
going straight to the dock?
668
00:22:30,957 --> 00:22:32,132
- Yes.
- OK, great.
669
00:22:32,132 --> 00:22:34,004
So picking them up
from a hotel,
670
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,440
and then we're going back
to get their bags.
671
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,486
You're in the best hands
you can be in right now.
672
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,357
Yeah.
673
00:22:39,357 --> 00:22:40,924
I love hard work just
because it makes you
674
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,665
stronger and a better person.
675
00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,362
Whoever rolled
these towels sucks.
676
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,886
When I was younger, my mom
was in and out of jail.
677
00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:48,671
We were practically
always poor,
678
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,064
and as soon as I was able
to get a job at like ten
679
00:22:51,064 --> 00:22:53,632
years old, I would be
working in hay fields
680
00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:57,070
and throwing hay bales and try
to make any dollar I could.
681
00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,463
Whatever cards
you're dealt,
682
00:22:58,463 --> 00:23:00,030
you have to learn how
to play them, and that's
683
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,640
what Texans are about.
684
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,033
Oh, sh--.
They're there already.
685
00:23:03,033 --> 00:23:04,861
- They got their luggage.
- Howdy. Howdy. Howdy.
686
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:06,819
- Yo. Yo.
- Ready to party?
687
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:07,820
You know it.
688
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:08,821
I'm Lewis.
689
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,040
Perfect.
690
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,477
- Hop on board.
- [laughs] Let's go.
691
00:23:12,477 --> 00:23:15,306
All crew, all crew, guests
on board, five minutes
692
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,786
until arrival.
693
00:23:16,786 --> 00:23:18,048
[BLEEP].
694
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:19,441
It's fine. It's fine.
695
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,443
[laughs]
696
00:23:21,443 --> 00:23:23,357
Just breathe.
697
00:23:23,357 --> 00:23:24,881
There she is.
698
00:23:24,881 --> 00:23:27,797
All crew, all crew, that's
two minutes until arrival.
699
00:23:27,797 --> 00:23:28,754
Two minutes.
700
00:23:28,754 --> 00:23:31,540
OK. OK.
701
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,976
Coming ahead, starboard line.
702
00:23:32,976 --> 00:23:34,717
Be prepared to
welcome the guests.
703
00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:35,718
Sh--.
704
00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:37,763
Yeah.
705
00:23:37,763 --> 00:23:38,895
I'll tie them off.
706
00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:39,852
Thank you so much.
707
00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:40,940
Sure.
708
00:23:40,940 --> 00:23:43,377
All righty.
709
00:23:43,377 --> 00:23:44,509
[laughs]
710
00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:45,945
- Hello.
- Good day.
711
00:23:45,945 --> 00:23:46,990
How are we doing?
712
00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,470
- Hi.
- Finishing these?
713
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,427
Come on, guys.
714
00:23:49,427 --> 00:23:50,602
Dude.
715
00:23:50,602 --> 00:23:51,821
Come on, man.
716
00:23:51,821 --> 00:23:53,170
Start making some cocktails.
717
00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:54,040
Yeah.
718
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,564
What do you want me to make?
719
00:23:55,564 --> 00:23:56,608
Anything.
720
00:23:56,608 --> 00:23:58,567
Hi, Dan. Nice to meet you.
721
00:23:58,567 --> 00:23:59,698
- Hey.
- G'day. I'm Kerry.
722
00:23:59,698 --> 00:24:00,743
Welcome aboard.
- Nice to meet you.
723
00:24:00,743 --> 00:24:02,135
G'day. Welcome aboard.
I'm Kerry.
724
00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:03,746
- Which one's the big one?
- Uh...
725
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:05,530
there's plenty coming.
Don't worry.
726
00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:07,532
I'm a little nervous
to deal with guests.
727
00:24:07,532 --> 00:24:09,055
I've never even worked
in the service industry.
728
00:24:09,055 --> 00:24:10,579
But I mean, I'm here to learn.
729
00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,145
Welcome aboard.
730
00:24:12,145 --> 00:24:14,147
And, yeah, I mean, I do look
good in uniform, you know.
731
00:24:14,147 --> 00:24:16,323
I kind of look good
in coveralls too though.
732
00:24:16,323 --> 00:24:18,978
On behalf of the crew of
"Mercury," happy 40th birthday.
733
00:24:18,978 --> 00:24:20,980
I want to welcome you
to your Norway adventure.
734
00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,373
This is the chief stew, Faye.
735
00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:24,375
Right now, Faye is going
to take you on a tour.
736
00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:25,985
Would you like me
to show you around?
737
00:24:25,985 --> 00:24:27,334
- Yes.
- Wait.
738
00:24:27,334 --> 00:24:28,379
We got to do--
739
00:24:28,379 --> 00:24:29,511
I mean-- We have to.
740
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:30,555
Yes.
741
00:24:30,555 --> 00:24:31,600
I can't with you guys.
742
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,644
Now it's started.
743
00:24:32,644 --> 00:24:36,561
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
744
00:24:36,561 --> 00:24:38,781
So we're going to start
all the way to the top.
745
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:39,782
But we need a refill.
746
00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,610
- OK.
- [laughs]
747
00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:42,828
OK, so this is the sun deck.
748
00:24:42,828 --> 00:24:44,438
- Oh my gosh.
- Look at this.
749
00:24:44,438 --> 00:24:47,833
Look at this bed.
- Yeah, I sleep there.
750
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,618
So hopefully,
the sun comes out.
751
00:24:49,618 --> 00:24:51,010
I mean, nap time.
752
00:24:51,010 --> 00:24:52,490
So beautiful.
753
00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:55,319
OK, do you want to follow
me down to the sky deck?
754
00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:58,191
So this is probably going
to be a more social area for
755
00:24:58,191 --> 00:25:00,324
breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
756
00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:03,457
So there's two doors, just
pop your finger on there,
757
00:25:03,457 --> 00:25:04,720
and it comes open.
758
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:05,808
Magic.
759
00:25:05,808 --> 00:25:06,939
Welcome to the sky lounge.
760
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:07,984
Oh.
761
00:25:07,984 --> 00:25:09,420
It's so comfy.
762
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,335
So good.
763
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:12,815
So cozy.
764
00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,599
So this is the main salon.
765
00:25:14,599 --> 00:25:16,470
This is beautiful.
766
00:25:16,470 --> 00:25:18,037
Can we play drinking
games on the table?
767
00:25:18,037 --> 00:25:19,604
Absolutely.
768
00:25:19,604 --> 00:25:23,477
We're going to make our way
down now to your guest cabins.
769
00:25:23,477 --> 00:25:26,045
Sarah, you are definitely
going to fall down this.
770
00:25:26,045 --> 00:25:27,873
Yeah, I'm definitely
falling down.
771
00:25:27,873 --> 00:25:29,919
This is actually
the primary suite.
772
00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:31,877
I think you guys
should be in this room.
773
00:25:31,877 --> 00:25:33,357
- We'll take it.
- We'll take it.
774
00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:34,576
Beautiful.
775
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:35,620
- This is so pretty.
- It's awesome, man.
776
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,621
There's two doubles.
777
00:25:36,621 --> 00:25:37,622
I love this room.
778
00:25:37,622 --> 00:25:38,841
And two twins.
779
00:25:38,841 --> 00:25:40,190
We get twins, buddy boy.
780
00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:42,235
We'll bring your
luggage down as well.
781
00:25:42,235 --> 00:25:44,281
Kasie is making some
nice drinks for you.
782
00:25:44,281 --> 00:25:45,761
Shots.
783
00:25:45,761 --> 00:25:48,677
[chuckles]
784
00:25:48,677 --> 00:25:52,985
What's that?
785
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:54,857
It's so strong.
786
00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:56,554
- Let's go.
- Yes.
787
00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,687
Let's go.
788
00:25:58,687 --> 00:26:01,167
Don't fall off.
789
00:26:01,167 --> 00:26:03,648
Let's do the wheels, because
they'll ruin the carpets.
790
00:26:03,648 --> 00:26:04,954
Lovely.
791
00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:06,738
Would you like a
refreshing spritzer?
792
00:26:06,738 --> 00:26:07,783
- Yeah.
- I do. I do want one.
793
00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,480
Look at those party straws.
794
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,700
Thank you.
795
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,875
And the champagne is coming.
796
00:26:12,875 --> 00:26:14,528
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
797
00:26:14,528 --> 00:26:16,052
I can't wait for
dirty martinis later.
798
00:26:16,052 --> 00:26:17,706
Lewis,
departure in ten minutes.
799
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:20,186
Copy that.
800
00:26:20,186 --> 00:26:21,405
How's this look?
801
00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:22,449
Dorky, man.
802
00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:23,886
Yeah, OK.
803
00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:25,104
What's your game plan, Lewis?
804
00:26:25,104 --> 00:26:26,366
What position do you--
805
00:26:26,366 --> 00:26:27,541
Two of you are going
to be over there.
806
00:26:27,541 --> 00:26:28,934
One of you is going
to be on the side.
807
00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:30,414
And the captain wants
me on the bow.
808
00:26:30,414 --> 00:26:32,242
It's going to be a
super easy departure.
809
00:26:32,242 --> 00:26:34,984
OK, gentlemen,
are we ready to go?
810
00:26:34,984 --> 00:26:35,985
Ready on the bow.
811
00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:37,029
OK, bow to stern.
812
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,074
We are leaving the dock.
813
00:26:38,074 --> 00:26:39,510
Start from the
eye of it, bro.
814
00:26:39,510 --> 00:26:40,467
- Does it work?
- It's not, but it will be.
815
00:26:40,467 --> 00:26:42,078
[bell dings]
- There you go.
816
00:26:42,078 --> 00:26:44,210
[bell dings]
I need another drink.
817
00:26:44,210 --> 00:26:45,559
Counterclock--
or clockwise?
818
00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:46,386
Clockwise.
819
00:26:46,386 --> 00:26:48,084
Hold the fender, please.
820
00:26:50,303 --> 00:26:51,783
Please hold the fender
till I leave the port.
821
00:26:51,783 --> 00:26:52,915
Hold all fenders?
822
00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:54,264
You want to put
this one back out?
823
00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:56,353
"Mercury" departing
Alesund harbor.
824
00:26:56,353 --> 00:26:59,138
Hold all fenders until
we've cleared the port.
825
00:26:59,138 --> 00:27:00,574
Too late.
826
00:27:00,574 --> 00:27:02,402
I see this ferry
coming in now.
827
00:27:06,189 --> 00:27:07,930
Kyle walks up on the bow,
828
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,888
picks up a fender
this frickin' big,
829
00:27:09,888 --> 00:27:11,716
and puts it right in front
of my face while I'm
830
00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:13,762
going through the narrowest
part of the channel.
831
00:27:13,762 --> 00:27:16,068
[horn honks]
832
00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,550
20 meters from the bow.
833
00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,160
15 meters.
- Your need move, mate.
834
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:22,248
You've got to move. Move.
835
00:27:22,248 --> 00:27:24,033
[horn honking]
- Oh my god.
836
00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:26,688
[dramatic music]
837
00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,345
You've got to move, mate.
You've got to move.
838
00:27:32,345 --> 00:27:35,261
I see this ferry coming in now.
839
00:27:35,261 --> 00:27:37,263
[horn honks]
840
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:40,745
Yep, I'm doing that now.
841
00:27:40,745 --> 00:27:43,139
[dramatic music]
842
00:27:43,139 --> 00:27:44,662
Oh, my God.
843
00:27:44,662 --> 00:27:46,316
15 meters.
844
00:27:46,316 --> 00:27:47,796
♪
845
00:27:47,796 --> 00:27:48,884
Holy moly, we're doing it.
846
00:27:48,884 --> 00:27:49,928
We out?
847
00:27:49,928 --> 00:27:51,756
Oh, we got a wave.
848
00:27:51,756 --> 00:27:53,062
OK, fenders up.
849
00:27:53,062 --> 00:27:56,021
♪
850
00:27:56,021 --> 00:27:59,155
We've cleared the port.
We've cleared the port.
851
00:27:59,155 --> 00:28:02,985
♪
852
00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:04,464
Oh my god. Look at this.
853
00:28:04,464 --> 00:28:05,770
Both of you guys
look up front.
854
00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:06,989
These damn fjords are--
855
00:28:06,989 --> 00:28:09,295
- They're spectacular.
- Whoo.
856
00:28:09,295 --> 00:28:11,297
I mean, Norway is gorgeous.
857
00:28:11,297 --> 00:28:13,212
It's amazing.
858
00:28:13,212 --> 00:28:14,953
Oh, fudge.
859
00:28:14,953 --> 00:28:16,259
Spray down that corner.
860
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:18,870
Give it a scrub with a mitt.
861
00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:20,089
Is there soap in this?
862
00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:21,394
Is there soap?
863
00:28:21,394 --> 00:28:23,527
I mean, it says "OSC" on it.
864
00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,050
Oh, yeah, that's not soap.
865
00:28:25,050 --> 00:28:26,008
Oh, [BLEEP].
866
00:28:26,008 --> 00:28:27,705
It's acid.
867
00:28:27,705 --> 00:28:29,707
This does smell
kind of harsh.
868
00:28:29,707 --> 00:28:32,623
I know Mike's joined without
ever being on a yacht before.
869
00:28:32,623 --> 00:28:34,451
On my first boat,
my first first officer
870
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:35,539
wasn't a nice guy.
871
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:37,541
He threatened me
with violence once.
872
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,543
He was a bit of a bastard
to work for, to be honest.
873
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:41,850
I made the decision that I
don't want to be like him.
874
00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:44,417
I don't want to make anyone
feel like I did then.
875
00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:46,071
I'll put the hose away.
876
00:28:46,071 --> 00:28:47,725
What are you
doing for dinner?
877
00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:50,815
I think I'm going to do steak
with a nice pasta to start.
878
00:28:50,815 --> 00:28:53,122
For dessert, I'm going to do
a deconstructed cheesecake.
879
00:28:53,122 --> 00:28:55,298
That sounds perfect.
880
00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:57,474
Oh, we're rocking.
881
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,737
This is nice.
I'm not going to lie.
882
00:28:59,737 --> 00:29:00,738
Look at that V.
883
00:29:00,738 --> 00:29:01,957
We're getting
closer to the V.
884
00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,654
That's what she said.
885
00:29:03,654 --> 00:29:05,308
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
886
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,657
Did y'all do the windows?
887
00:29:06,657 --> 00:29:09,703
Yeah, we did the
windows and everything.
888
00:29:09,703 --> 00:29:11,705
Oh, god.
889
00:29:11,705 --> 00:29:13,620
Leave me alone.
890
00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:15,666
- Children.
- Everyone good?
891
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:16,710
Fantastic.
892
00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:18,321
Could we do a
specialty cocktail
893
00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:19,409
that we could do shots of?
894
00:29:19,409 --> 00:29:21,715
Let me get creative.
895
00:29:21,715 --> 00:29:22,847
Dude.
896
00:29:22,847 --> 00:29:25,850
Going with the vodka, pineapple.
897
00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:29,201
♪
898
00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:30,986
Oh, yes.
899
00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:32,639
Nice head on those.
900
00:29:32,639 --> 00:29:34,119
It's all about
the shake, baby.
901
00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:35,120
Oh, yeah.
902
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,339
What are those?
903
00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:40,125
- Uh-oh.
- OK, these are blue marines.
904
00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:41,779
I'm going to
chug it right away.
905
00:29:41,779 --> 00:29:44,956
It's got apple and
pineapple and vodka.
906
00:29:44,956 --> 00:29:46,262
Cheers, guys.
- Wow.
907
00:29:46,262 --> 00:29:47,698
That's strong.
908
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:48,873
The view with the water
coming up, so peaceful,
909
00:29:48,873 --> 00:29:49,961
so nice.
910
00:29:49,961 --> 00:29:51,180
And we are hauling ass.
911
00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,485
It's freezing on this level.
912
00:29:52,485 --> 00:29:54,096
I'm going to go downstairs.
I can't.
913
00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:55,445
Cosmos.
914
00:29:55,445 --> 00:29:57,664
I don't even know what
the [BLEEP] is, but--
915
00:29:57,664 --> 00:29:59,188
I can barely walk down
the stairs normally.
916
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,189
This is nice.
917
00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,581
There's no wind.
918
00:30:01,581 --> 00:30:03,192
Your hair's looking
beautiful today.
919
00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:04,323
Is it?
Because it was a mess earlier.
920
00:30:04,323 --> 00:30:06,021
It's like shining.
921
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:08,371
Nice, because I had to put so
much gel in it to control it.
922
00:30:08,371 --> 00:30:09,546
It's shining hard.
923
00:30:09,546 --> 00:30:10,939
How's everyone doing?
924
00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,027
Amazing.
925
00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,419
So how long are you here for?
926
00:30:13,419 --> 00:30:15,073
We'll be in Norway
for six weeks.
927
00:30:15,073 --> 00:30:16,422
- OK.
- Where are you from?
928
00:30:16,422 --> 00:30:17,423
Costa Rica.
929
00:30:17,423 --> 00:30:18,555
You're kidding?
930
00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:19,948
I am a jungle girl.
931
00:30:19,948 --> 00:30:22,080
Though I never really felt
like I fit in
932
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,953
growing up in Seattle,
and I grew up Mormon,
933
00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:29,218
so I think moving to Costa Rica
was like a fresh start for me.
934
00:30:29,218 --> 00:30:30,915
So who's cute to you so far?
935
00:30:30,915 --> 00:30:32,047
Yeah.
936
00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:33,439
It was a bit of
a culture shock,
937
00:30:33,439 --> 00:30:35,702
because I was 15
years old and I just
938
00:30:35,702 --> 00:30:37,530
wanted to get
everything that I wasn't
939
00:30:37,530 --> 00:30:38,923
able to do out of my system.
940
00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:41,056
Like, in the Mormon
religion, there's
941
00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,753
no drinking, no smoking.
942
00:30:42,753 --> 00:30:44,581
They would always stress
the importance of never
943
00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:47,410
like laying horizontal
next to a guy or whatever.
944
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:50,239
So I went a little crazy.
945
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:51,457
Someone caught my eye?
- Yeah.
946
00:30:51,457 --> 00:30:52,676
You think?
947
00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:53,895
Yeah.
948
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:56,593
I don't know if I
can claim that yet.
949
00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:57,855
Can I get you guys
anything else?
950
00:30:57,855 --> 00:30:59,335
- Jell-O shots.
- You got it.
951
00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,336
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
952
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:01,380
I love her.
953
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:03,295
100% going to bang somebody.
954
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,818
I love her.
955
00:31:04,818 --> 00:31:09,780
♪
956
00:31:09,780 --> 00:31:12,043
- Tequila.
- Here we go.
957
00:31:12,043 --> 00:31:13,436
- Jell-O shots.
- Yeah.
958
00:31:13,436 --> 00:31:14,785
- Whoo!
- Oh, no way.
959
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,395
Whoo!
960
00:31:16,395 --> 00:31:17,396
Cheers to Norway.
961
00:31:17,396 --> 00:31:18,658
Love you, guys.
962
00:31:18,658 --> 00:31:21,748
Beer, champagne,
and blue Jell-O shots.
963
00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:24,534
We are going to do the martinis
with the stuffed olives.
964
00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:25,927
We don't have blue
cheese stuffed olives.
965
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,450
You want me to make you some?
- Yes, please.
966
00:31:27,450 --> 00:31:28,842
So I need the martini glasses.
967
00:31:28,842 --> 00:31:30,322
I'll grab them.
968
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:32,803
They're drinking stamina is
just to another level,
969
00:31:32,803 --> 00:31:34,979
a level that I haven't
actually seen before.
970
00:31:34,979 --> 00:31:37,025
We haven't even got
hardly any beers left.
971
00:31:37,025 --> 00:31:38,635
Do you think they
want to mix it up?
972
00:31:38,635 --> 00:31:40,332
- I think they probably do.
- Yeah.
973
00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:42,378
All right,
all right, all right.
974
00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,989
Being down a stew
is not bloody ideal.
975
00:31:44,989 --> 00:31:46,295
Do you want to put
them straight on?
976
00:31:46,295 --> 00:31:47,470
Yeah.
977
00:31:47,470 --> 00:31:48,993
Thank you so much
for doing that.
978
00:31:48,993 --> 00:31:51,474
So we did the dirty
martinis with olives
979
00:31:51,474 --> 00:31:53,650
stuffed with blue cheese.
980
00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:56,348
[all cheering]
- Oh, my God.
981
00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:59,003
- Lewis, Lewis.
- I'm on my way, Kerry.
982
00:31:59,003 --> 00:32:01,963
Nathan, go to bed.
983
00:32:02,876 --> 00:32:03,790
All is well.
984
00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:08,447
All decks are secured.
985
00:32:08,447 --> 00:32:09,840
Our guests are happy.
986
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,059
Is there anything else we
can be getting on with?
987
00:32:15,498 --> 00:32:17,152
Over the top
and right in front of me.
988
00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,675
I couldn't see sh--.
989
00:32:18,675 --> 00:32:20,198
A lot of people
struggle to see
990
00:32:20,198 --> 00:32:23,027
the difference between
fault and responsibility.
991
00:32:23,027 --> 00:32:24,420
The fender was an
honest mistake.
992
00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:25,508
Is that my fault?
993
00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,162
Maybe not, but,
you know, I still
994
00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:28,511
got to take responsibility.
995
00:32:28,511 --> 00:32:30,643
I want Kerry to know that
it won't happen again.
996
00:32:30,643 --> 00:32:33,690
You're the bosun.
I want you to take care of it.
997
00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,431
- Yep.
- Coming up...
998
00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:36,519
Make sure to
watch me when I do this,
999
00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:37,476
because this
is what you want me
1000
00:32:37,476 --> 00:32:38,869
to do all right, buddy?
1001
00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,262
Mate, this is like my
thousandth time doing it.
1002
00:32:40,262 --> 00:32:42,046
I know, man. I know.
And I'm just doing my job.
1003
00:32:42,046 --> 00:32:43,830
That's cool. Bro, you're just
saying a bunch of sh--.
1004
00:32:43,830 --> 00:32:45,528
No, I ain't saying
a bunch of sh--.
1005
00:32:45,528 --> 00:32:47,921
Don't just rush me, you know.
1006
00:32:51,751 --> 00:32:53,449
Please stand
by for anchoring.
1007
00:32:53,449 --> 00:32:55,190
Both anchors ready to drop.
1008
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,582
Drop three shackles portside.
1009
00:32:56,582 --> 00:32:57,583
Go ahead.
1010
00:32:57,583 --> 00:32:59,629
Just go for it.
1011
00:33:03,024 --> 00:33:04,938
Three shackles
to the waterline.
1012
00:33:04,938 --> 00:33:06,940
Let's drop another
three shackles, please?
1013
00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:11,249
What is the angle?
1014
00:33:11,249 --> 00:33:12,163
Yeah, it's starting
to come up now.
1015
00:33:12,163 --> 00:33:13,512
Short stay.
1016
00:33:13,512 --> 00:33:15,297
OK, let's drop our
last shackle, please?
1017
00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:16,428
Never seen this before.
1018
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:17,647
We're in some deep water.
1019
00:33:17,647 --> 00:33:19,736
We're almost at
our limit at chain,
1020
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:22,565
so we're lowering it slowly
to get all the chain out.
1021
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:25,089
Many of these areas
are 50 meters deep.
1022
00:33:25,089 --> 00:33:27,439
There's only a few areas we
can actually anchor safely.
1023
00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,789
So we want every bit of
chain out because it's so deep.
1024
00:33:29,789 --> 00:33:31,052
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1025
00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,228
But we also don't
want to lose the anchor.
1026
00:33:33,228 --> 00:33:36,144
You ought to come up to a
plateau of about 50 meters,
1027
00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,972
and we've got an anchor right
in the middle of that plateau.
1028
00:33:38,972 --> 00:33:40,844
If the winds kick up,
the anchor slips,
1029
00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:42,193
the vessel's in danger.
1030
00:33:42,193 --> 00:33:44,239
I need confirmation
that we're secured.
1031
00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:45,936
Can someone give
me the angle, please?
1032
00:33:45,936 --> 00:33:47,285
Straight up and down, bro.
1033
00:33:47,285 --> 00:33:48,417
It's still up and down.
1034
00:33:48,417 --> 00:33:49,548
We are secured.
1035
00:33:49,548 --> 00:33:51,289
Beautiful.
1036
00:33:51,289 --> 00:33:54,118
Spectacular.
1037
00:33:54,118 --> 00:33:56,642
[upbeat music]
1038
00:33:56,642 --> 00:33:57,730
Knocky-knockies.
1039
00:33:57,730 --> 00:33:58,775
How are you feeling?
1040
00:33:58,775 --> 00:33:59,950
Does your stomach feel better?
1041
00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:04,694
A little bit,
but I'd rather just try.
1042
00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:05,651
- OK.
- Thank you. I appreciate it.
1043
00:34:05,651 --> 00:34:07,262
Stand by, thank you.
1044
00:34:07,262 --> 00:34:08,828
[BLEEP] this stupid oven.
1045
00:34:08,828 --> 00:34:10,613
How effing deep is this?
1046
00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:12,354
Look at those houses.
1047
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:13,616
Look at those little things.
1048
00:34:13,616 --> 00:34:15,705
- Hi.
- Oh, why, hello.
1049
00:34:15,705 --> 00:34:17,141
Hello.
Thank you for coming back.
1050
00:34:17,141 --> 00:34:18,621
Can you stick
some beers in there?
1051
00:34:18,621 --> 00:34:19,796
They want another.
1052
00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:21,319
You look a lot better.
- Thank you.
1053
00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:22,668
I'm good for now.
1054
00:34:22,668 --> 00:34:24,017
I don't know what's
going to happen next,
1055
00:34:24,017 --> 00:34:26,150
but let's just rally for now.
1056
00:34:26,150 --> 00:34:27,499
For dinner-- ouch.
1057
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:29,675
- Oh.
- [laughs]
1058
00:34:29,675 --> 00:34:32,243
For dinner, we're going
to do the big theme.
1059
00:34:32,243 --> 00:34:36,465
So I will do the table
setup and everything,
1060
00:34:36,465 --> 00:34:38,336
and why don't you
go down to laundry
1061
00:34:38,336 --> 00:34:39,468
and give it a little bit of
love and care down there?
1062
00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:40,686
Got it.
1063
00:34:40,686 --> 00:34:41,861
- Thank you so much.
- Of course.
1064
00:34:41,861 --> 00:34:43,689
I woke up with food
poisoning thinking
1065
00:34:43,689 --> 00:34:45,082
can this day get any worse?
1066
00:34:45,082 --> 00:34:49,739
And, yes, it can,
because now I'm in laundry.
1067
00:34:51,784 --> 00:34:53,046
What's up?
1068
00:34:53,046 --> 00:34:54,047
You want me to do
something with that?
1069
00:34:54,047 --> 00:34:55,179
Can we leave it in
the sink?
1070
00:34:55,179 --> 00:34:56,224
because we can't get
in the lazaret.
1071
00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:57,616
Temporarily.
1072
00:34:57,616 --> 00:35:00,053
What about-- what
about a flower?
1073
00:35:00,053 --> 00:35:01,185
I'd like to try and clean it.
1074
00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:02,360
Thank you very much.
1075
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,057
Oriana is hot.
1076
00:35:04,057 --> 00:35:04,884
I'm single.
1077
00:35:04,884 --> 00:35:06,843
I'm a single pringle.
1078
00:35:06,843 --> 00:35:09,062
Got find more flowers, boys.
[laughs]
1079
00:35:09,062 --> 00:35:12,065
Let's try and tidy up
and then go on a break,
1080
00:35:12,065 --> 00:35:13,763
because you don't know how
late you're going to be up.
1081
00:35:13,763 --> 00:35:14,938
- That's true.
- Thank you.
1082
00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:17,680
Water temperature here
it's like 58.3.
1083
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,117
I'll swan dive off this.
1084
00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:21,901
If they're anything
more than tipsy,
1085
00:35:21,901 --> 00:35:23,164
they're not jumping
in the water.
1086
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,904
- They're pretty sauced.
- Where are we?
1087
00:35:24,904 --> 00:35:26,297
Are we still in Norway?
1088
00:35:26,297 --> 00:35:27,690
You got to give them
the alphabet test, though.
1089
00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,213
That sh--'s hard in general.
1090
00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:30,475
Alphabet?
1091
00:35:30,475 --> 00:35:32,042
You have to say the
alphabet backwards.
1092
00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:36,873
Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O M
N L K J I H G F E D C B A.
1093
00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:39,702
Oh my god, she
says it just as fast.
1094
00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,617
When I brush my teeth,
I have to say it twice
1095
00:35:41,617 --> 00:35:43,358
forward and twice backwards.
1096
00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:44,402
I just really like oral health.
1097
00:35:44,402 --> 00:35:45,403
Same.
1098
00:35:45,403 --> 00:35:46,926
I just like oral.
1099
00:35:46,926 --> 00:35:48,363
[laughs]
1100
00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:52,671
All crew, all crew,
let's be in blacks by 9:00.
1101
00:35:52,671 --> 00:35:54,282
Should we set a time
for them?
1102
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:56,284
Maybe they want to get ready
for dinner, maybe they don't.
1103
00:35:56,284 --> 00:35:57,676
Let me know.
1104
00:35:57,676 --> 00:35:59,243
The dynamic between the
chef and the chief stew
1105
00:35:59,243 --> 00:36:02,115
is so important that it
can make or break a trip.
1106
00:36:02,115 --> 00:36:04,205
If they're hungry,
then we can move quicker.
1107
00:36:05,728 --> 00:36:07,077
I will do.
1108
00:36:07,077 --> 00:36:08,992
She lets me take a lot
of control, which I like.
1109
00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:11,081
She's not micromanaging me in
any way so I can respect that.
1110
00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:11,908
I will do.
1111
00:36:11,908 --> 00:36:13,083
I'll let you know.
1112
00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,693
Thank you.
1113
00:36:14,693 --> 00:36:16,260
All righty, let's see what
we've got going on here, huh?
1114
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:18,262
I generally find with
like the Aussie captains
1115
00:36:18,262 --> 00:36:20,743
that I've worked with, they
do like to get involved
1116
00:36:20,743 --> 00:36:22,962
and be seen, and I love that.
1117
00:36:22,962 --> 00:36:24,747
That's a professional captain.
1118
00:36:24,747 --> 00:36:26,401
Shot glasses.
1119
00:36:26,401 --> 00:36:28,577
I know they're going to try
pouring drink in these horns.
1120
00:36:28,577 --> 00:36:29,969
Why not?
1121
00:36:29,969 --> 00:36:31,623
I was coming in
here, but I was
1122
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,451
going to see how angry you were
before I entered the galley.
1123
00:36:33,451 --> 00:36:34,583
Am I angry?
1124
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:35,801
I don't know.
1125
00:36:35,801 --> 00:36:37,629
I'm just careful
before I go in galleys.
1126
00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,457
- Wah!
- [laughs]
1127
00:36:39,457 --> 00:36:41,242
- What time do you like dinner?
- Dinner at 10:00?
1128
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:42,068
Perfect.
1129
00:36:42,068 --> 00:36:43,548
We got to go freshen up.
1130
00:36:43,548 --> 00:36:45,594
They want dinner at 10:00.
1131
00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:46,682
OK, no problem.
1132
00:36:46,682 --> 00:36:48,161
We are very far north.
1133
00:36:48,161 --> 00:36:49,641
Getting a lot of things
that we're used to getting
1134
00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:50,860
in the Mediterranean
or in America
1135
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:52,470
is not
going to be happening,
1136
00:36:52,470 --> 00:36:53,645
but that doesn't matter.
1137
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:56,213
The first meal
has to be perfect.
1138
00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:58,868
Where are my slippers?
1139
00:36:58,868 --> 00:37:01,958
Check me out.
1140
00:37:01,958 --> 00:37:03,264
I'm keen for everyone
to get their rest.
1141
00:37:03,264 --> 00:37:04,439
Kyle, you're off.
1142
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:05,788
These steps I'm
definitely falling down.
1143
00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:06,963
Concentrate.
1144
00:37:06,963 --> 00:37:08,530
It's outside-in, right?
1145
00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:09,748
I've never peed outside.
1146
00:37:09,748 --> 00:37:10,793
No way.
1147
00:37:10,793 --> 00:37:12,011
I'll pee on you inside.
1148
00:37:12,011 --> 00:37:14,187
Wait, what?
[laughter]
1149
00:37:14,187 --> 00:37:15,014
In the ocean.
1150
00:37:15,014 --> 00:37:16,364
Ocean doesn't count.
1151
00:37:16,364 --> 00:37:17,452
That doesn't count.
1152
00:37:17,452 --> 00:37:19,367
- Drunk outside of a bar--
- Nope.
1153
00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,456
- Super long ladies' line...
- Never done it.
1154
00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:23,371
You go next to a car,
and you hide.
1155
00:37:23,371 --> 00:37:24,589
- No.
- Oh, [BLEEP].
1156
00:37:24,589 --> 00:37:25,808
I will never do it,
never, ever, ever.
1157
00:37:25,808 --> 00:37:27,505
I've done that I don't
know how many times.
1158
00:37:27,505 --> 00:37:28,680
- Are we ready?
- Hi.
1159
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,725
- We're ready.
- Are you ready?
1160
00:37:29,725 --> 00:37:30,769
Are we allowed up?
1161
00:37:30,769 --> 00:37:31,901
Absolutely.
1162
00:37:31,901 --> 00:37:32,902
It's 10:00.
1163
00:37:32,902 --> 00:37:33,859
Come on up.
1164
00:37:33,859 --> 00:37:35,383
Awesome.
1165
00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:37,559
Oh my God, look at the
Viking helmet with the horns.
1166
00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:38,560
- Yes.
- Yes.
1167
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,691
This is amazing.
1168
00:37:39,691 --> 00:37:42,085
Does anyone
want Viking shots?
1169
00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:44,000
- Yes. Whatever it is, yes.
- Yes. Yes.
1170
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,175
- Cheers.
- Cheers, guys.
1171
00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:46,089
Cheers.
1172
00:37:46,089 --> 00:37:48,787
Chocolate milk?
Yoohoo!
1173
00:37:48,787 --> 00:37:50,049
Just grabbing a
little tea time, boss.
1174
00:37:50,049 --> 00:37:51,660
Sorry, boss.
- It's OK.
1175
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,878
One thing though.
1176
00:37:52,878 --> 00:37:54,402
Not me,
the captain said you blocked
1177
00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:58,057
his view with the
fender during departure.
1178
00:37:58,057 --> 00:38:00,364
Hold all fenders until
we've cleared the port.
1179
00:38:00,364 --> 00:38:01,757
Huh? Too late.
1180
00:38:01,757 --> 00:38:03,367
This is hardest working
with the complaints, huh?
1181
00:38:03,367 --> 00:38:05,021
You know, we're learning how
he runs a boat, that's all.
1182
00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:07,371
Yeah. This is the face
of a guy who gives a [BLEEP].
1183
00:38:07,371 --> 00:38:08,981
Ugh.
1184
00:38:10,026 --> 00:38:11,375
Coming up...
1185
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:13,377
I've been calling you
for service for a while.
1186
00:38:13,377 --> 00:38:16,162
Timing is a sh-- show.
1187
00:38:16,162 --> 00:38:18,817
Whatever Jess is doing, just
tell her to keep doing it.
1188
00:38:18,817 --> 00:38:21,907
Oh my god.
1189
00:38:26,129 --> 00:38:27,565
I'm starving.
1190
00:38:27,565 --> 00:38:28,740
What should I say?
Two minutes?
1191
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,133
Yeah.
1192
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:31,264
Are you going to get
all the girls in here?
1193
00:38:31,264 --> 00:38:32,701
Yeah.
1194
00:38:32,701 --> 00:38:35,878
We're going to be ready with
starters in two minutes.
1195
00:38:35,878 --> 00:38:37,009
Hey, [inaudible],
how are doing?
1196
00:38:37,009 --> 00:38:38,359
- I'm good, man.
- Good. Good.
1197
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,621
So have you ever done
an anchor watch before?
1198
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:40,970
- Yeah, I've done [inaudible].
- Excellent.
1199
00:38:40,970 --> 00:38:43,320
So here in Norway,
because of the fjords,
1200
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,453
we don't get a good
angle of the sky
1201
00:38:45,453 --> 00:38:48,891
all the time,
so we can't rely on GPS.
1202
00:38:48,891 --> 00:38:51,284
I would have preferred to
explain to all deck crew
1203
00:38:51,284 --> 00:38:53,069
at the same time,
but everybody's
1204
00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:54,810
on different breaks,
and I have to trust
1205
00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:56,725
on each guy
to pass on my orders
1206
00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:58,161
to the next person on shift.
1207
00:38:58,161 --> 00:39:00,163
For me, one of the
biggest concerns
1208
00:39:00,163 --> 00:39:02,208
is people can get
complacent, all right.
1209
00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:04,907
So, Kyle, regardless if he
says he knows it already,
1210
00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:06,648
you tell him it all.
1211
00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:08,345
OK then, perfect.
1212
00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:10,391
Are you going to put like
a list out tonight, bro?
1213
00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:11,653
Like hand over list--
- Do you know what?
1214
00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:13,611
Where you can mark
off what you've done,
1215
00:39:13,611 --> 00:39:15,483
what you haven't done,
we sign off on it,
1216
00:39:15,483 --> 00:39:16,658
and then be able to--
1217
00:39:16,658 --> 00:39:17,659
Right here, mate.
1218
00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:18,703
Everyone can write on it.
1219
00:39:18,703 --> 00:39:20,009
Right, but you
should have like
1220
00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:23,752
a borderline template
like so you can follow
1221
00:39:23,752 --> 00:39:24,796
in somebody's footsteps.
- Yeah.
1222
00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:25,754
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
1223
00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:26,929
I did one.
1224
00:39:26,929 --> 00:39:28,017
I know.
1225
00:39:28,017 --> 00:39:30,149
I'm like so like
drunk and sleepy.
1226
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,674
OK, this is getting cold.
1227
00:39:32,674 --> 00:39:34,023
This needs to go out.
1228
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:35,764
The first meal sets
the tone for the trip.
1229
00:39:35,764 --> 00:39:38,244
Can you guys bring tongs?
1230
00:39:38,244 --> 00:39:40,246
Usually, the stew pantry
is attached to the galley.
1231
00:39:40,246 --> 00:39:42,335
Now we're completely separated.
1232
00:39:42,335 --> 00:39:44,207
So I don't know
what's going on.
1233
00:39:44,207 --> 00:39:45,730
I have no communication.
1234
00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:48,167
I need to know where people
are, what's happening.
1235
00:39:48,167 --> 00:39:49,604
I love our team, by the way.
1236
00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:50,692
Oh my god, yeah.
1237
00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:52,215
It's like actually the best.
1238
00:39:52,215 --> 00:39:54,086
Why don't they come?
1239
00:39:54,086 --> 00:39:55,218
I said two minutes.
1240
00:39:55,218 --> 00:39:56,785
We are ready for service.
1241
00:39:56,785 --> 00:39:57,873
Yeah.
1242
00:39:57,873 --> 00:39:59,527
This is perfect.
I'm so happy.
1243
00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:02,530
OK.
1244
00:40:02,530 --> 00:40:05,489
Timing is a sh-- show.
1245
00:40:05,489 --> 00:40:07,143
We've been calling you
for service for a while.
1246
00:40:07,143 --> 00:40:08,100
I can't hear.
1247
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,450
Why can't I hear?
1248
00:40:12,278 --> 00:40:13,758
He's the guy who like
your lobster.
1249
00:40:13,758 --> 00:40:15,368
Can you come down and
get the rest of the plates?
1250
00:40:15,368 --> 00:40:16,848
- Yeah, I'm coming.
- I don't even know what
1251
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:18,720
this is, a lobster--
1252
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:20,591
Lobster, uh--
1253
00:40:20,591 --> 00:40:22,506
I just don't get
on with radios,
1254
00:40:22,506 --> 00:40:26,162
and I've got an earpiece just
popping out the whole time,
1255
00:40:26,162 --> 00:40:28,599
and it's absolutely not
how I needed to start
1256
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:29,905
this first dinner service.
1257
00:40:29,905 --> 00:40:31,733
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
- Katy, here's yours.
1258
00:40:31,733 --> 00:40:33,648
- Pasta with--
- Jess.
1259
00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:34,692
- Pasta--
1260
00:40:34,692 --> 00:40:36,346
- Jess.
- Jess.
1261
00:40:36,346 --> 00:40:39,697
Tonight to start, we had a
homemade linguine with lobster
1262
00:40:39,697 --> 00:40:40,916
and lobster bisque.
1263
00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:42,004
- Thank you.
- Wow.
1264
00:40:42,004 --> 00:40:43,353
- Bon appetit.
- Thank you.
1265
00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:45,094
- You're welcome, guys.
- Awesome.
1266
00:40:45,094 --> 00:40:46,748
- This is ridiculous.
- So good.
1267
00:40:46,748 --> 00:40:48,314
This might be
the best meal I've ever had.
1268
00:40:48,314 --> 00:40:49,968
This is our lives right now?
1269
00:40:49,968 --> 00:40:51,927
[inaudible].
It feels so good up here.
1270
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:54,016
What up, buddy?
1271
00:40:54,016 --> 00:40:55,104
What's up, man?
1272
00:40:55,104 --> 00:40:56,758
How you doing?
You good?
1273
00:40:56,758 --> 00:41:00,370
I'm going up to the bridge now
so I can show you everything.
1274
00:41:00,370 --> 00:41:01,719
Girls, how are they
doing on first course?
1275
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,547
I just want to see if
I can put the steaks on.
1276
00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,157
Hey got sunburned.
Look at his--
1277
00:41:05,157 --> 00:41:06,942
- Look at his face.
- Because I got so much sun.
1278
00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:08,073
Do you guys have
suntan lotion?
1279
00:41:08,073 --> 00:41:09,640
- From today?
- Yeah.
1280
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,033
The sun's up for 20 hours.
1281
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:13,514
I'd say halfway
through their starter.
1282
00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:15,428
This is the logbook,
all right?
1283
00:41:15,428 --> 00:41:17,213
You know how to read the
radars and everything.
1284
00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:19,432
Yeah.
So we're just doing the lat
1285
00:41:19,432 --> 00:41:20,564
and long
of the anchor every hour
1286
00:41:20,564 --> 00:41:21,652
or every two hours?
1287
00:41:21,652 --> 00:41:23,001
Yeah, every hour.
1288
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:26,135
I'm going to show you
exactly what he wanted.
1289
00:41:26,135 --> 00:41:28,529
I'll show you now where
we are right here.
1290
00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:29,617
I know all this.
1291
00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:31,053
Cut straight to what
you want to say.
1292
00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:32,794
Get through as fast
as possible, bro.
1293
00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:35,144
All right, man, take it easy.
I'm going to get there.
1294
00:41:35,144 --> 00:41:36,406
Bro, you're just saying
a bunch of sh--.
1295
00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,842
No, I ain't saying
a bunch of sh--.
1296
00:41:37,842 --> 00:41:39,148
Don't just rush me, you know.
1297
00:41:39,148 --> 00:41:40,715
I got to take my time
so I can make sure--
1298
00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,107
Yeah, but other people
don't learn that way.
1299
00:41:42,107 --> 00:41:43,631
Make sure you
watch me when I do this,
1300
00:41:43,631 --> 00:41:45,110
because this is what you want
me to do all right, buddy?
1301
00:41:45,110 --> 00:41:46,198
Mate, this is like my
thousandth time--
1302
00:41:46,198 --> 00:41:47,591
I know, man.
1303
00:41:47,591 --> 00:41:48,810
I know, and I'm just
doing my job, you know?
1304
00:41:48,810 --> 00:41:50,507
That's cool.
1305
00:41:56,252 --> 00:41:57,775
It might have been
the best thing I've
1306
00:41:57,775 --> 00:41:58,950
ever eaten in my entire life.
1307
00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:00,082
- That was a delicious pasta.
- Good.
1308
00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:01,997
I'll tell her.
- Really good.
1309
00:42:01,997 --> 00:42:04,695
Whatever Jess is doing, just
tell her to keep doing it.
1310
00:42:06,218 --> 00:42:07,350
You know how to
read that, right?
1311
00:42:07,350 --> 00:42:08,960
Yes or no?
You know how to read that?
1312
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,398
I heard you.
1313
00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,969
This season
on "Below Deck Adventure..."
1314
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:22,713
[all cheering]
1315
00:42:22,713 --> 00:42:25,586
My favorite drink is
an espresso martini.
1316
00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:26,978
[laughter]
1317
00:42:26,978 --> 00:42:29,067
This is the wildest
charter season of my life.
1318
00:42:30,591 --> 00:42:32,462
- Jesus Christ.
- You guys all right?
1319
00:42:32,462 --> 00:42:33,550
Get off the [BLEEP] radio.
1320
00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:34,725
We're not having
a conversation here.
1321
00:42:34,725 --> 00:42:35,857
We're trying to do
something important.
1322
00:42:35,857 --> 00:42:37,075
- I have a hair.
- Oh my god.
1323
00:42:37,075 --> 00:42:38,424
Oh, god, don't do that.
1324
00:42:38,424 --> 00:42:40,165
It's not five-star,
I'll tell you that much.
1325
00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:41,297
You girls need to get
your sh-- together.
1326
00:42:41,297 --> 00:42:42,690
Our sh-- is together.
1327
00:42:42,690 --> 00:42:44,169
Maybe you need to get
your sh-- together.
1328
00:42:44,169 --> 00:42:46,476
I had a complaint about
some of your behavior.
1329
00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,130
It's not acceptable
on the boat.
1330
00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:49,479
There's a problem
with the controls.
1331
00:42:49,479 --> 00:42:51,220
I have no eyes at
the back of the boat.
1332
00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:52,308
Engineering.
Engineering.
1333
00:42:52,308 --> 00:42:53,439
Lost starboard engine.
- Throw it.
1334
00:42:53,439 --> 00:42:55,224
- Whoa.
- Just fell down the steps.
1335
00:42:55,224 --> 00:42:56,660
- Augh!
- You all right, mate?
1336
00:42:56,660 --> 00:42:57,792
Augh!
1337
00:42:57,792 --> 00:42:59,663
[horn honks]
1338
00:42:59,663 --> 00:43:00,533
Look at me.
1339
00:43:00,533 --> 00:43:02,274
I look like a blow up doll.
1340
00:43:02,274 --> 00:43:03,624
You do look like a cute doll.
1341
00:43:03,624 --> 00:43:06,104
- Nice outfit.
- Thank you.