1 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,760 Well, that's all the time we have. 2 00:00:53,480 --> 00:00:57,280 Thank you, Professor Chatsworth, for showing us your insect collection. I'm 3 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:00,320 you'll find your runaway scorpion, Cecil, in no time flat. 4 00:01:01,380 --> 00:01:04,280 We'll see you next week on Vermont Today. 5 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,340 And we're clear. 6 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:12,400 Cecil! Cecil! Hey, I found him. He crawled onto a Danish and got stuck. 7 00:01:13,900 --> 00:01:17,100 So, Dick, what did you think of today's show? 8 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:20,380 I thought it was fine until Cecil decided to make his break. 9 00:01:21,590 --> 00:01:25,030 Was it a good example of the kind of show you like to do, a kind of lasting 10 00:01:25,030 --> 00:01:26,650 impression you'd like to leave with the public? 11 00:01:27,110 --> 00:01:29,530 I guess so. Good, because Vermont today has been canceled. 12 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:34,450 Canceled? Why? We have a small audience, but they're loyal. 13 00:01:34,850 --> 00:01:35,850 Correction, Dick. We're loyal. 14 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:39,270 The competition won them over with their Brady Bunch Brady Brides Hour. 15 00:01:40,670 --> 00:01:41,670 But don't worry. 16 00:01:41,690 --> 00:01:45,190 This shoulder will always be here for you to cry on. Michael, telephone. 17 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:46,190 me, Dick. 18 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:50,940 Everyone, you want to... You want to gather around? 19 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,980 I have some sad news that I'd like to share with you. 20 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:05,920 Vermont Today, the show we've all worked so hard on, has been 21 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,600 canceled. We know that, Dick. 22 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:13,040 You do? 23 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,120 Everybody knows. 24 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,660 I just wanted to thank you for the fantastic job. 25 00:02:19,230 --> 00:02:23,230 you've done and let you know that I've been touched by your kindness, your 26 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,530 friendship, your loyalty. 27 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,670 Can we go now, Dick? We have to set up for Pearl's Kitchen. 28 00:02:29,630 --> 00:02:31,110 Your hard work. 29 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:34,309 Back, Dick. 30 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:37,830 Now that you're over the cancellation blues, let's talk about your brand new 31 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:38,830 show. 32 00:02:39,370 --> 00:02:44,570 What new show? What didn't I tell you? It's called On the Town. A modern, 80s 33 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:47,330 kind of program. Hip, fast -moving, pow -pow powerful. 34 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,580 Oh, it sounds horror, horror, horrible. 35 00:02:52,820 --> 00:02:55,520 Well, don't worry, Dick. It'll still be brainy like Vermont today. 36 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:59,980 Michael. And you'll be able to move out of the studio and on location. 37 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,480 Location. 38 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:05,640 I always wanted to do that. 39 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:08,679 Okay, Michael. 40 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,280 I better tell the crew. 41 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,180 Everyone, you want to gather around? 42 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,040 Again? 43 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:17,090 You trying to get us fired too, Dick? 44 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:21,450 Apparently, my announcement was a little premature. 45 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:27,810 Michael tells me that we'll all be working together on a new and, I think, 46 00:03:27,810 --> 00:03:28,810 better show. 47 00:03:28,890 --> 00:03:29,890 We know. 48 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:32,490 On the town, right, Dick? 49 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:34,950 Right. 50 00:03:35,990 --> 00:03:39,490 Well, that's all the new information there is. 51 00:03:41,790 --> 00:03:42,790 Right? 52 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:44,690 Except... 53 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:48,450 for who you're going to get to be your sexy new co -hostess. 54 00:03:49,490 --> 00:03:52,110 Michael, what's this about a co -hostess? 55 00:03:52,370 --> 00:03:53,329 Where'd you hear that? 56 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:54,149 From the crew. 57 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,890 Oh, then it must be true. 58 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,210 But don't worry, you get to pick her. 59 00:04:01,630 --> 00:04:03,030 Is that right? 60 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:04,390 Yeah, right. 61 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:24,550 Larry, this is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl. 62 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:28,030 And this is our new quadruped acquaintance. 63 00:04:29,450 --> 00:04:34,050 I have never seen anything in pink look so frightening. 64 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:37,190 What a great pig. 65 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:45,450 We was taking a bicycle tour of the local cesspools when suddenly we saw 66 00:04:45,450 --> 00:04:50,110 two tiny eyes staring out at us through multiple layers of filth. 67 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,660 It just seemed to grunt. Take me, take me. 68 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,660 What do you call it? 69 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,780 Well, that's a large portion of the reason we're here. 70 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,120 We've decided on Miss Stephanie. 71 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:14,520 There is a God, and he does punish. 72 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:18,820 Stephanie, they named the pig after you as a compliment. 73 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,240 How are you? 74 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,330 pretty cloven hooves you had. 75 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:28,310 Waddle on over here, Miss Stephanie. 76 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:31,190 Let's see that spiky tail shape. 77 00:05:31,430 --> 00:05:32,430 George! 78 00:05:32,770 --> 00:05:36,270 I guess I have some handyman stuff to do. 79 00:05:39,610 --> 00:05:40,610 Hi. 80 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:42,590 What's with the pig? 81 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:47,470 Larry, Daryl, and Daryl have named their new pig after Stephanie. 82 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,160 to make after three years on the air. 83 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,180 Vermont today has been canceled. 84 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:16,380 We know, honey, and we're all very sorry. 85 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:21,020 You all knew? 86 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:23,920 Well, Michael called and told me, and I told George and Stephanie. 87 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,480 Well, how did you know? Anybody with an eye for the Nielsen's could have seen it 88 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:30,480 coming. 89 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,780 Brady Bride's Hour was a masterstroke of counter -programming. 90 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:39,360 Well, it's time to slop, Miss Stephanie. 91 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,580 My recurring nightmare has come true. 92 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:48,860 My name has been used in a sentence containing the word slop. 93 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:56,560 Honey, Michael also mentioned that your new show would have a permanent co 94 00:06:56,560 --> 00:07:01,620 -hosted. Now, I made a deal with myself that I would ask you once, accept your 95 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:04,720 answer, And that would be the end of it. No ifs, ands, or buts. 96 00:07:05,340 --> 00:07:06,340 No. 97 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:15,280 We're so very, very happy you joined us this evening. Please come back and visit 98 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:18,040 with us again real, real, real, real soon. Right, Dickie? 99 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:25,960 Yeah. 100 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:28,219 That's it. 101 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:29,300 Nice audition, Buffy. 102 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:34,470 of a tendency to do that. 103 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:38,910 I really, really, really didn't notice. 104 00:07:40,770 --> 00:07:44,570 You know, I really enjoy doing the weather on Channel 10, but it would be 105 00:07:44,570 --> 00:07:46,630 incredibly neat to get to do deeper stuff. 106 00:07:47,970 --> 00:07:49,450 Well, we'll let you know. 107 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:21,450 let me say I refuse to wear a bikini, halter top, push -up accessories, or any 108 00:08:21,450 --> 00:08:24,890 article of clothing that exposes my body for cheap, titillating purposes. 109 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:34,610 Well, you shouldn't have to worry about that. Our goal is to do a classy, 110 00:08:34,809 --> 00:08:37,049 informative show about Vermont. 111 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:38,409 Sure. 112 00:08:41,530 --> 00:08:42,870 I'll start any time. 113 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:49,270 What are you looking at? 114 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:58,510 Good evening, everyone, and welcome to On the Town. 115 00:08:58,710 --> 00:08:59,790 I'm Liz Sable. 116 00:09:01,550 --> 00:09:02,030 And... 117 00:09:02,030 --> 00:09:08,730 I'm 118 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:09,730 Dick Love. 119 00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:13,190 That was very nice. 120 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:15,130 We'll let you know. 121 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:18,430 If I were a man, You'd let me finish. 122 00:09:24,470 --> 00:09:31,430 I don't know about you, Dick, but I feel like checking 123 00:09:31,430 --> 00:09:32,670 to see if I still have all my equipment. 124 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,690 Next we have Nancy Preston. 125 00:09:40,950 --> 00:09:42,290 Oh. Hi. 126 00:09:42,730 --> 00:09:45,610 Hi. Oh, I'm a big fan of Vermont today. 127 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,300 Sorry, it was canceled. 128 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,279 Well, thanks. 129 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,940 That's very nice of you. Do you have your copy handy? 130 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,720 Well, actually, I've memorized my part. I hope that's okay. 131 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Just this once. 132 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,580 Start any time. 133 00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:03,840 Thank you. 134 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:11,260 Good afternoon, and welcome to On the Town. I'm Nancy Preston. 135 00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:12,680 And I'm Dick Love. 136 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:17,100 We're going to travel all over this great state of ours and see everything, 137 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,060 starting with how they tap trees to get maple syrup. 138 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:21,440 Take it away, Dick. 139 00:10:22,020 --> 00:10:23,020 Wow. 140 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,420 Well, I've certainly heard enough. 141 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,120 Well, thank you. 142 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,800 I really do hope we get to work together. 143 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:36,240 Maybe my master's in Vermont history won't go to waste after all. 144 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,380 Wow. 145 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:51,910 What do you, uh, what do you think? 146 00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:54,130 There's no contest. I couldn't agree more. 147 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:58,630 So, do you want to be the one to tell the guy grinder she didn't get the job? 148 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:06,990 Okay, done. You can open them. 149 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:11,210 Gee, Michael, this is nice. 150 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:15,390 The station has high hopes for this show. No expense was spared. 151 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:19,970 Great staircase. 152 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:26,390 to get the set looking this good, we kind of had to ignore the building 153 00:11:27,890 --> 00:11:30,230 It's perfectly safe. Just remember one simple rule. 154 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:31,670 Never lean. 155 00:11:32,990 --> 00:11:37,070 Well, I think, despite the danger, this is going to be a good show, and I'm 156 00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,770 starting to get excited about working with a co -host. 157 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:04,500 Get used to this loon. 158 00:12:06,780 --> 00:12:08,040 No, she doesn't. 159 00:12:09,340 --> 00:12:12,420 What's going on? Dick, Dick, access those brain cells. 160 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,940 You said it yourself. No contest. 161 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,920 Host, meet your co. 162 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,340 Oh, Dickie, it's going to be so amazingly terrific working together. 163 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:44,190 Dick, I thought we agreed. It's a little lousy of you to flip -flop on me now. 164 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:48,590 I didn't flip -flop. I never wanted her. I wanted Nancy. 165 00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:51,950 She was smart. She was confident. And she loved Vermont history. 166 00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:53,970 Well, no offense, Dick, but snore, snore. 167 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,850 Trust me, you and Buff will be boffo. 168 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:35,480 Michael didn't exactly hire Nancy. He hired somebody named Buffy Denver. 169 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,160 Buffy Denver? 170 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:41,400 You mean that terminally happy weather girl on Channel 10? 171 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,660 That sounds a little like her. 172 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,040 I hate her. 173 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,240 Oh, I do, too. She's so superficial. 174 00:13:56,810 --> 00:14:02,190 I tried to fire her, but I couldn't do it. It'd be like stomping a Smurf. 175 00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:08,370 Hi. 176 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:17,570 You're looking at three usually happy -go -lucky scamps who've just hit 177 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:20,410 Something wrong? 178 00:14:20,650 --> 00:14:22,950 We have bad news, Miss Stephanie. You're missing. 179 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,920 to her pen and she was gone. The boat was pulled and the latch was released. 180 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,460 Somebody let her out? 181 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:38,640 We doubt if she'd have had the dexterity to do something like that on her own. 182 00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,540 Who could have done such a thing? 183 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,660 I was just setting it free so it could go back to the forest or the sea or 184 00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,660 wherever they come from. 185 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,780 Stephanie, pigs don't live in the forest or the sea. 186 00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,340 Then this one will be the first. 187 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:23,700 Excuse me. I hate to break up a family chat, but we have some sow -seeking to 188 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:24,700 do. 189 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,340 I'll just post this right here. 190 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:31,660 Missing Miss Stephanie. 191 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:34,480 Farm grown. 192 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:43,630 Penny Pin -Eyes, approximately 300 pounds, will 193 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,990 respond to her name or a pat on the rump. 194 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:51,910 Larry, is this the only poster you have? 195 00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:53,310 Yep. 196 00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:54,710 Oops, it ripped. 197 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:57,749 That's okay. 198 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:00,850 We have a ton of others slapped all over town. Oh, my God. 199 00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,550 Wait, let's search for her together. 200 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,840 I'm excited about doing my first live remote broadcast. 201 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:14,200 Yeah, me too, Dick. 202 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:18,200 I'd much rather lug around this portable hernia than sit on my duff in a nice, 203 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,200 comfortable control room. 204 00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,200 Oh, Dick, look who's here. 205 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,740 It's your history buff. 206 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,540 Oh, you made it. 207 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:31,220 Places, everyone. 208 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:36,700 Dick, before we go on, I just want to say that, well, this is your kind of 209 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:41,020 environment in my first show, so if you don't mind, I'll just... Stay quietly in 210 00:16:41,020 --> 00:16:41,819 the background. 211 00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:43,620 I think your instincts are very good. 212 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,680 Well, thank you. 213 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:53,420 And in three, two... Hi, I'm Dick Loudon. And I'm Buffy Denver. 214 00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,500 And we're coming to you live from the Vermont Museum of History. This is one 215 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:04,200 my favorite places, and I'm thrilled to be able to share the reverence and 216 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:05,359 appreciation that I... 217 00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:17,910 Not really. 218 00:17:23,630 --> 00:17:28,130 We're standing next to one of the museum's most prized possessions. 219 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:32,170 A letter dated 1778 and signed by Thomas Jefferson. 220 00:17:32,530 --> 00:17:35,970 The letter concerns... Oh, let me see. I once took a course in handwriting 221 00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:36,970 analysis. 222 00:17:37,830 --> 00:17:39,690 See the way he loops his ease? 223 00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:42,710 That means he was real shy at parties. 224 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,260 In a couple of years, he took a crack at running the country. 225 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,320 That's right. 226 00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,800 He was president. 227 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,360 Well, let's move over here. 228 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:11,280 This is an authentic general's map of the Battle of Bennington, where the 229 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,840 colonists fought the British. 230 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,260 Oh, I know where this is. 231 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,800 This area is known for its high humidity. 232 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:36,120 I think now would be a good time to bring in the curator of the museum, Mr. 233 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,280 Dennis Longfellow. 234 00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,080 Hello, Dick. Buffy. 235 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,220 You want me to comment on that frizzy hair thing? 236 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,720 No, no, that's okay. 237 00:18:46,140 --> 00:18:50,860 Tell us, Mr. Longfellow, which exhibit is your favorite? Well, that would have 238 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:51,920 to be right over here. 239 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:53,940 Ethan Allen's Diary. 240 00:19:04,590 --> 00:19:05,630 and Alan wouldn't mind. 241 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:09,850 Well, then, as long as we're snooping, does it mention in there when he decided 242 00:19:09,850 --> 00:19:11,370 to get into the furniture business? 243 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:18,330 Buffy, why don't we just let Mr. 244 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:19,790 Longfellow talk? 245 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:23,190 Well, I'm sorry. I was just trying to help. 246 00:19:24,110 --> 00:19:26,250 I always get hollered at in museums, too. 247 00:19:27,690 --> 00:19:29,690 Oh, it's all right, Buffy. 248 00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:32,630 Did you have to come down on her so hard, Mr. Lamb? 249 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,010 little life into this place. 250 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,910 I'm sorry. 251 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:45,170 I wish half the people who came into this museum had her enthusiasm and 252 00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,170 curiosity. 253 00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:15,920 you on your first On the Town. 254 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:18,560 Michael, it was a disaster. 255 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,160 Well, not totally. 256 00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:23,500 The moment when the curator told you to go to Hadestown had real power. 257 00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:27,920 Michael. Easy, Dick. You were right. I was wrong. 258 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:31,740 You plus buff equals... Let's see what's on the other channel. 259 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:37,020 But the important thing is the station and I still believe in On the Town. 260 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:38,660 Well, so do I. 261 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:43,560 But we need a fresh start with new... 262 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,240 personnel. Finally, they're total agreement. 263 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,920 And may I say, this guy's impressed you're not taking your canning 264 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,380 You're firing me? 265 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:57,680 Well, you don't expect me to fire Buffy, do you? 266 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,200 Dick, the audience loves her, and they're going to love your replacement. 267 00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:06,460 He's waiting right outside. He didn't want there to be any hard feelings. 268 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:08,640 Come on in, Beth. 269 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:18,000 Meet Biff Randall. Hi. You know, it's really super to put makeup on in natural 270 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000 light. 271 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:24,080 You wear makeup when you're not on camera? 272 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:25,680 Well, not as much. 273 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:28,660 Biff, show Dick your teeth. 274 00:21:31,340 --> 00:21:34,540 I saw the show, and I didn't think you were as horrible as everyone said. 275 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:35,960 I really mean that. 276 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,840 Thanks. Why don't you wait outside, Biffer? Okay. 277 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,400 To be honest, he wasn't even the best audition, but who could resist on the 278 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:49,400 with Biff and Buff? 279 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,340 Good luck on your new show, Michael. 280 00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:56,020 And good luck on your new show. 281 00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:01,220 What new show? Well, believe it or not, the station had some good response to 282 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:04,480 you, too, but our research shows people want to see you in something more 283 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,020 intellectual. 284 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:10,260 You mean something exactly like Vermont Today? 285 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:13,720 Nail on the head, Dick. We'll hammer out the details later. 286 00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:16,270 I've got to go. I promised Biff an ice cream. 287 00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:22,990 Oh. 288 00:22:23,850 --> 00:22:24,950 I have good news. 289 00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:28,550 Vermont Today is back on the air. 290 00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:29,950 We know, honey. 291 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:34,490 No, no, you couldn't know this one. 292 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,270 Biff wandered into the kitchen. 293 00:22:40,430 --> 00:22:42,990 Hi. We bring glad tidings. 294 00:22:43,370 --> 00:22:44,370 In pork form. 295 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:46,770 Oh, boy, Miss Stephanie's back. 296 00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:51,550 We just kept calling, and finally she came home. Just like Lassie. 297 00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:56,290 We have a bit of disturbing news. 298 00:22:56,690 --> 00:23:01,790 When we gave her a hello hug, we noticed something that we failed to closely 299 00:23:01,790 --> 00:23:02,790 inspect earlier. 300 00:23:03,250 --> 00:23:04,590 Miss Stephanie's a he. 301 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,250 What? 302 00:23:06,530 --> 00:23:10,870 That's right. And as much as we love the name Miss Stephanie, It could do 303 00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:13,950 irreparable damage to the pig's sexual self -image. 304 00:23:15,550 --> 00:23:19,290 But we've come up with a name that is still fit for such a noble hog. 305 00:23:19,650 --> 00:23:21,710 Come on. It's wallowing time, Dick.