1 00:00:00,267 --> 00:00:02,467 'kay, man. 2 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,337 You're okay. 3 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:07,340 Probably just need to, uh… 4 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,141 - Did anybody call 911? - I did. 5 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,943 They're here. 6 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:13,412 Thank God you're here. We didn't know what to do. 7 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:16,615 - Why aren't you treating him? - We're just actors! 8 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:18,150 All right, sir, do you know where you are? 9 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:20,819 Shooting a commercial for Twicey Spicey chicken wings. 10 00:00:20,955 --> 00:00:23,422 We were supposed to blast G. Douglas with a hose 11 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:24,623 because his mouth is burning from the wings. 12 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:26,159 Knocked the wind out of him. 13 00:00:26,293 --> 00:00:27,626 Twicey Spicey wings. 14 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:28,827 Man, I love Twicey Spicey wings. 15 00:00:28,963 --> 00:00:30,363 "With wings this hot, 16 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:32,231 you better call the fire department!" 17 00:00:32,367 --> 00:00:33,566 Wonder if that guy's here? 18 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,034 'Scuse me, is that old prospector here? 19 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,435 - Shh. - What? I wanna meet him. 20 00:00:36,571 --> 00:00:38,437 He's not gonna be here. 21 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,972 Thank you for your service, sir. 22 00:00:40,107 --> 00:00:42,041 - I'm a woman. - Oh. In your uniform, 23 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,842 you look like a guy. 24 00:00:43,978 --> 00:00:45,711 A cute guy. 25 00:00:47,382 --> 00:00:48,714 Fucking actors. 26 00:00:48,716 --> 00:00:50,049 Hey, keep it professional, probie. 27 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:51,516 - Come on, man. - Hey, man. 28 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,786 I'm a captain too. Hey, I was wondering. 29 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:56,655 Is it kosher if I tilt my helmet back 30 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,523 so the camera can see more of my face? 31 00:00:58,659 --> 00:01:00,059 Yeah, I don't see why not. 32 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:02,261 Are you okay? Your mouth isn't moving right. 33 00:01:02,397 --> 00:01:04,397 Oh, yeah, ha ha. It's the fake moustache. 34 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,732 I can't move my upper lip or it pops off. 35 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:08,934 - That's a fake moustache? - Yeah. 36 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,070 You should be ashamed of yourself. 37 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,871 Get outta my sight. 38 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,740 That's just mean. 39 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:17,342 Fake moustache. 40 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,087 ♪ Well, I'm hot blooded ♪ 41 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:30,756 ♪ Check it and see ♪ 42 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:34,427 ♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪ 43 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:37,296 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 44 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,167 I got some toast, I got some pig. 45 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:43,769 Nice pig! 46 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,304 You like pig? I'll eat some pig. 47 00:01:45,306 --> 00:01:46,371 Morning, everyone. 48 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,907 Morning, Chief! 49 00:01:48,042 --> 00:01:49,775 Hey, Chiefy, did you get two scoops of ice cream 50 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,244 in that hat when you bought it? 51 00:01:51,378 --> 00:01:53,578 - What's that supposed to mean? - You need a bigger hat. 52 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,114 It's not a small hat. I have a big head. 53 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:56,249 Hats looks small on me. 54 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:57,450 My mom used to say 55 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,184 I was cranially endowed. 56 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,319 But if all hats are so small, 57 00:02:00,455 --> 00:02:01,720 why don't you just not wear hats? 58 00:02:01,856 --> 00:02:03,456 Why can't I wear hats? You wear hats. 59 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,857 - Okay. - Why can't I wear hats? 60 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,125 Because you look like Babe Ruth, 61 00:02:06,261 --> 00:02:07,392 circa 1927. 62 00:02:09,063 --> 00:02:11,396 'Sup, y'all? Guess who just got accepted 63 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,266 in Tacoma's Firefighter Choir. 64 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:14,667 - This guy! - Oh! 65 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,535 - All right, dude. - Congrats. 66 00:02:16,671 --> 00:02:18,070 Is that the a cappella group 67 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:20,339 that does the national anthems and whatnot? 68 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,674 Yeah, charity events, concerts. 69 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,742 They're the best singers in the fire department. 70 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,611 And the new choirmaster 71 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,947 - says that I'm a unique talent. - What? 72 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:30,615 Now, I don't mean to be a dick here… 73 00:02:30,617 --> 00:02:32,084 - Which means you do. - But a cappella 74 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,553 is the most asexual thing a man can do 75 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:36,021 short of cutting off his nuts 76 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:37,290 and sealing them inside a pumpkin. 77 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:38,757 I just so happen to like 78 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:40,893 - a cappella music. - It makes my dick shrivel. 79 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,761 For me, it's seeing guys in clogs. 80 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,698 I see that, and my VJ just goes cold. 81 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,232 - Lucy! Language! - What? 82 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,368 - I said VJ. - It's not ladylike. 83 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:51,304 I've heard dick shrivel, 84 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,839 dick, balls, sack all in the last minute, 85 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,842 but I say VJ once and you get all up in my VJ? 86 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,643 - Lucy! - What? 87 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,112 It's such a double standard! 88 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:02,581 I live with guys. I dress like a guy. 89 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,717 Today I got mistaken for a guy. 90 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,452 But heaven forbid I talk like a guy. 91 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:09,121 - Vagina. - All right. 92 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,724 You made your point. Guys, no more dick talk. 93 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,058 That's not the point. 94 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,459 The point is the double standard. 95 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,929 Vagina. Vagina, vagina, vagina, 96 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,731 vagina! 97 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,733 I didn't mind them until the yelling ones. 98 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:23,202 Chief, our usual rehearsal space is booked, 99 00:03:23,338 --> 00:03:25,338 so I was wondering if we could rehearse here this week. 100 00:03:25,472 --> 00:03:27,206 - No. - Because he said no, 101 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:28,541 I say yes, of course you can. 102 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,276 - Ha ha! - Such a vagina move. 103 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,612 ♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 104 00:03:33,748 --> 00:03:35,548 ♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 105 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,216 ♪ Hot blooded ♪ 106 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,552 ♪ Check it and see Bum bum bum bum ♪ 107 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:42,221 ♪ I've got a fever of 103 ♪ 108 00:03:42,357 --> 00:03:43,889 ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 109 00:03:44,025 --> 00:03:46,291 ♪ Come on, baby, can't ya do more than that ♪ 110 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:47,560 ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 111 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,028 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 112 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:50,896 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 113 00:03:51,032 --> 00:03:52,365 Wrong! 114 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,833 Wrong, wrong, wrong! 115 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:57,570 I will tell you who's hot blooded. 116 00:03:57,705 --> 00:03:58,971 This guy! 117 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,907 Spencer, I said tempo allegro. 118 00:04:02,043 --> 00:04:04,509 Which part of that is not English? 119 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,912 Paulson, if your mission was to suck turds 120 00:04:07,048 --> 00:04:09,114 with more force than an airplane toilet, 121 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,516 - then mission accomplished! - Sorry, sir, I'm sorry. 122 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:13,152 Granny! 123 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,858 I love it! I love it! 124 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:20,859 What you did with the solo 125 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,928 and the vibrato and the allegro… 126 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,463 - Thank you, thank you. - Oh, ha ha! 127 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,066 - All right, let's take five. - What the hell, dude? 128 00:04:27,068 --> 00:04:29,068 Hey, Granny, the choir director 129 00:04:29,070 --> 00:04:31,737 is Wolf Boykins? How could you not tell us that? 130 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,005 - Why would I? - Last time we saw him, 131 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,673 he was impaled by a fence post. 132 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,475 - Don't make a big deal— - What the hell is this? 133 00:04:36,611 --> 00:04:39,344 - Who let you in here? - Eddie Penisi. 134 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,147 We… meet… again. 135 00:04:42,149 --> 00:04:43,949 Wolf Boykins— funny, you eating a Danish. 136 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,751 The last time I saw you, 137 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,953 you were a little bit Polish. 138 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,888 - I don't get it. - You had a pole 139 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,157 sticking right through your chest— remember that? 140 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:54,293 Yeah, thanks for reminding me of the worst day of my life. 141 00:04:54,295 --> 00:04:55,895 - No problem. - Except the joke's on you, 142 00:04:56,030 --> 00:04:57,630 'cause it turned out to be the best day of my life. 143 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,165 That puncture wound created a cavity in my chest 144 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:01,901 which gave me perfect pitch. 145 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:05,838 ♪ Do, re, fa, so, la, ti, do ♪ 146 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:08,441 Good for you. Good for you. 147 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:10,175 That's great. Hey, choke on that coffee. 148 00:05:10,311 --> 00:05:11,777 Chug that coffee. 149 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,312 That's how I always drink it. That's fine. 150 00:05:13,448 --> 00:05:15,314 You know what, your voice does sound really good. 151 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:17,850 You should get yourself a singing group. 152 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:19,785 I already have one! 153 00:05:19,787 --> 00:05:21,320 And they're awesome! 154 00:05:21,456 --> 00:05:24,189 All right, from the top. 155 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,192 Try not to be flat 156 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,262 you stupid assholes. 157 00:05:32,667 --> 00:05:34,933 No wonder she thought I was a guy. 158 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,669 These uniforms, they're so mannish. 159 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,271 I know, that's what I like about 'em. 160 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,339 Shows off my meat. 161 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:42,141 Oh, sorr— no, I mean, 162 00:05:42,143 --> 00:05:44,543 hey, you're packin' some pretty serious meat too. 163 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,211 That's not what I'm going for. 164 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:47,212 It's just my pant 165 00:05:47,214 --> 00:05:49,014 where it's tucked in. 166 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,549 That shirt really shows off your pecks. 167 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,017 - Like, you look strong. - But I want 'em 168 00:05:52,153 --> 00:05:53,752 - to look like breasts. - I don't really see that. 169 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,020 You look like you could handle yourself 170 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,022 - in a tough situation. - Ike! 171 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,558 What? No, you look husky, like… 172 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:02,227 look like Steven Seagal! 173 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:06,499 - Hey, Chief, we need to talk. - Hey, check this out. 174 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:09,234 I found this company online. They make hats for big heads. 175 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,903 It's called Big Head, Tall Head. 176 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,105 They make all these funny hats with cool sayings, 177 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,641 funny logos— look at that. 178 00:06:15,776 --> 00:06:17,310 Huh? Great! 179 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:18,577 - Honcho? - I'm the honcho. 180 00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:20,179 This is my head— Head Honcho. 181 00:06:20,181 --> 00:06:21,714 I have clothing issues of my own. 182 00:06:21,849 --> 00:06:23,382 We haven't updated these blues in decades, 183 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:24,984 and I think we need to find something a little more 184 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:26,852 - functional. - What do you mean, functional? 185 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,387 Our job requires freedom of movement, 186 00:06:28,523 --> 00:06:30,323 and this material's super stiff and it doesn't breathe. 187 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,858 I just don't think it was designed with women in mind. 188 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,459 It's so tight up top, but if I get a bigger shirt, 189 00:06:34,461 --> 00:06:35,928 then there's all this extra fabric down here 190 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,863 and it gets all bunched up in my pants. 191 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:39,932 I get it. This is a vanity thing. 192 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:42,134 - Dismissed. - Hey, don't dismiss me. 193 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:44,537 Lucy… 194 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,471 You should take pride in your work, 195 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,940 not your appearance. 196 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:50,075 Look at me— vanity does not enter into the equation. 197 00:06:50,211 --> 00:06:51,544 Why did you buy that big hat? 198 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,212 Because I'm cranially endowed! 199 00:06:53,214 --> 00:06:55,014 Exactly! That's the whole point! 200 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:57,750 This uniform does not fit women properly! 201 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,752 - Do you not see that? - I'll tell you what. 202 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,554 We need some new uniforms anyway. 203 00:07:01,689 --> 00:07:03,288 I was gonna take care of it, 204 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:05,224 but why don't you go to the uniform store 205 00:07:05,226 --> 00:07:07,026 and pick out something that works for everyone. 206 00:07:07,028 --> 00:07:08,627 - Really? - Really. 207 00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:11,230 Thank you! 208 00:07:11,232 --> 00:07:14,567 Hey, have a great day, Honcho. 209 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,769 Yowza. 210 00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,571 I like how tiny my head looks. 211 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:22,975 ♪ Let me lay it on the line ♪ 212 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,443 ♪ I wanna know Bum bum bum bum ♪ 213 00:07:24,579 --> 00:07:25,978 ♪ What you're doing ♪ 214 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,713 ♪ After the show ♪ 215 00:07:27,715 --> 00:07:29,582 Stop, stop! 216 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:31,850 Granny, you were sublime. 217 00:07:31,986 --> 00:07:34,787 The rest of you should die in a boating accident. 218 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:36,521 I don't think anyone sounded that bad. 219 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:39,592 No… they weren't bad. 220 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:41,594 They were ordinary. 221 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,930 And Wolf Boykins will not tolerate 222 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,465 ordinarity. 223 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:49,468 Need I remind you, we have a crucial gig coming up 224 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,470 at the assisted living home in Horsehead Bay! 225 00:07:51,606 --> 00:07:54,139 - That came through? - It sure did, Mr. Buttinsky! 226 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,209 Now, I will cancel that gig. 227 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:59,078 So help me God, I will return that $25 deposit. 228 00:07:59,213 --> 00:08:00,613 Please don't, please don't. 229 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:03,216 We need something… 230 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,417 extra. 231 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,685 I can scat! 232 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:07,953 ♪ Skiddly-bop ♪ 233 00:08:07,955 --> 00:08:09,088 ♪ Skidd-ly-bop ♪ 234 00:08:09,223 --> 00:08:10,756 ♪ Skiddly bop-dip-dap ♪ 235 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,830 Shut your scat hole. 236 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,364 Who heard that? What was that? 237 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,234 - I don't hear anything. - That! 238 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,503 What… is… 239 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:25,638 that? 240 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:33,178 Where are you? 241 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,538 Why did it have to be you? 242 00:08:59,674 --> 00:09:01,006 Hey, Wolfie. 243 00:09:01,142 --> 00:09:03,142 Do me a favor. Hand me my body spray. 244 00:09:03,144 --> 00:09:04,609 And don't make me "axe" twice. 245 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:06,612 Seriously, Wolf, that's a weird place to stand. 246 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:07,746 What's up? 247 00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:10,816 This pains me to my core, but… 248 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:14,019 I need your lips in my ensemble. 249 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:17,190 Will you join the ExSINGuishers? 250 00:09:20,595 --> 00:09:22,127 Way too thick. 251 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,797 So boxy. 252 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,665 Name's Malone. 253 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,067 My partner was murdered. 254 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:29,534 I'm gonna marry his widow 255 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,870 and raise his daughter as my own 256 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:33,005 and so help me God, I will clean up this town. 257 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,140 And I'm his new partner. 258 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,742 I'm also a doorman. 259 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,543 Ma'am, you have a package waiting. 260 00:09:38,545 --> 00:09:40,279 You guys, I'm doing something here. 261 00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:41,480 - All right. - Thank you. 262 00:09:41,482 --> 00:09:42,815 Thank you very much. 263 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:44,817 Name's still Malone. 264 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,218 After I was kicked off the force 265 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,553 for a crime I did not commit, 266 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,221 I got a great job disposing of uranium 267 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,490 - at the nuclear power plant. - Welcome aboard! 268 00:09:51,492 --> 00:09:54,026 I am the yeoman purser of this cruise ship 269 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,895 and Malone's new business partner. 270 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,697 That's correct! Put her there, partner. 271 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,165 Guys, you're not helping me. 272 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:03,035 I'd like to invite you personally to dinner 273 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,904 - at the captain's table. - Ho ho! 274 00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:07,473 At the captain's table. 275 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:11,977 Name's Malone. 276 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,646 I faked my own death on a cruise ship 277 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,514 so I could investigate who killed my partner, 278 00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:17,650 his wife, their daughter, and my business partner 279 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:18,984 at the hazardous waste depot. 280 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:21,386 And now you're a house painter. 281 00:10:21,522 --> 00:10:22,387 Uh-uh. 282 00:10:22,523 --> 00:10:24,457 - I'm an undercover priest! - Ooh! 283 00:10:24,592 --> 00:10:26,992 - Undercover priest? - I'd buy that. 284 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,461 Because I am a chef! 285 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:31,997 - Ah! - And his new police partner. 286 00:10:34,269 --> 00:10:35,868 We are done here. I have found what we need. 287 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,336 I don't think we are. You need to confess! 288 00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:39,004 - Come on, guys. - I'm also… 289 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,673 A priest dancer! 290 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,675 Let's do one more. 291 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,009 Yeah. 292 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,345 Mmm… 293 00:10:46,481 --> 00:10:47,546 I dunno. 294 00:10:47,548 --> 00:10:49,948 They're pretty flexible— I love 'em. 295 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,951 But look at me, I've got like a muffin top 296 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:54,419 - and a lumpy ass. - It's activewear. 297 00:10:54,555 --> 00:10:56,355 and what is more active than being a firefighter? 298 00:10:56,491 --> 00:11:00,025 I've got full range of motion. I can climb a ladder. 299 00:11:00,161 --> 00:11:01,494 I don't know if I can sign off on these. 300 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:02,361 You look great! 301 00:11:02,497 --> 00:11:03,696 You just need a codpiece like me. 302 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:04,964 I got another one in my truck. 303 00:11:04,966 --> 00:11:06,299 I already got one right here. 304 00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:07,766 Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's got one on. 305 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:10,169 I don't want anybody to wear a codpiece. 306 00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,838 ♪ Mi mi mi mi mi mi mi ♪ 307 00:11:12,974 --> 00:11:14,106 ♪ Mi mi mi mi mi mi— ♪ 308 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:15,574 Hey, hey, hey. 309 00:11:15,576 --> 00:11:17,977 Speaking of mi, mi, mi, me is right here. 310 00:11:17,979 --> 00:11:20,245 Ohh… the maestro approaches. 311 00:11:20,381 --> 00:11:23,382 This is gonna change everything. 312 00:11:23,384 --> 00:11:24,583 I'm shivering. 313 00:11:24,719 --> 00:11:26,785 All right, please Mr. Penisi, 314 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,188 show these turkeys how it's done. 315 00:11:29,324 --> 00:11:30,789 Let me get right in here. 316 00:11:30,925 --> 00:11:32,525 - Watch and learn. - Really? 317 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:34,059 It's cool. It's cool. I'm into it. 318 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:35,328 We'll jump right into "Hot Blooded," 319 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,730 Boykins' arrangement, second bridge. 320 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,332 Eddie, you come in on the downbeat. 321 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,534 Hopefully, these dipshits will be able to follow. 322 00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:43,135 - You got it. - Try and keep up. 323 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,737 - Hey, I'm a captain, dude. - Yes, sir. 324 00:11:46,674 --> 00:11:49,208 ♪ Now, it's up to you Bum bum bum bum ♪ 325 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,676 ♪ We can make a secret ♪ 326 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:53,012 ♪ Rendezvous Bum bum bum bum ♪ 327 00:11:54,949 --> 00:11:57,282 ♪ Before we do ♪ 328 00:11:57,418 --> 00:11:59,084 ♪ You've got to get away Bum bum bum bum ♪ 329 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,020 ♪ You know who ♪ 330 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,821 Okay, stop. Eddie, that was pretty good. 331 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,223 Just— you're not quite on time. 332 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,891 - Okay. - No problem. 333 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,292 Come in on "before we do." 334 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,430 ♪ Before we do Bum bum bum bum ♪ 335 00:12:11,432 --> 00:12:13,232 ♪ You've got to get away from ♪ 336 00:12:13,368 --> 00:12:16,101 - ♪ You know who ♪ - Stop! 337 00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:17,370 Eddie, just not quite on time. 338 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,904 - Okay, my bad. - It's not a thing. 339 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,839 Don't worry about it. Okay. 340 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,975 Before we do. 341 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,112 ♪ Before we do ♪ 342 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:28,714 ♪ You have to get away from— ♪ 343 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,583 Stop! Eddie, I actually think I see your problem. 344 00:12:30,718 --> 00:12:32,184 It's your embouchure. 345 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,986 - Embouchure? - Lip technique. 346 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,721 Don't worry. I can fix it. 347 00:12:35,723 --> 00:12:37,122 Uh oh. 348 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:39,524 - Embrace it. - What do you mean? 349 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,726 Tighter. 350 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,194 Tighter— ah yi yi! 351 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:43,996 We're not pulling carrots outta the ground here. 352 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,065 Ha ha ha ha! 353 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,734 All right. Keep your lips 354 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,469 just like… 355 00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:53,472 Gimme a C. 356 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,880 I said keep your lips just like that! 357 00:13:01,015 --> 00:13:02,881 Again. Stinky pinky this time. 358 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,016 Mm. 359 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,484 Bingo. 360 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,225 - Are you kidding me? - No, I-I just— 361 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,692 You j-just what? 362 00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:15,160 You just wanted to ruin everything? 363 00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:17,096 - No, I— - We'll do it again, 364 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,497 all right? 365 00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:22,367 Not quite— again. 366 00:13:22,503 --> 00:13:24,036 You're getting worse. 367 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,504 Again! 368 00:13:25,506 --> 00:13:27,640 Now you're flat— again. 369 00:13:27,775 --> 00:13:29,574 Now you're sharp— again! 370 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,710 Enough, enough, I can't do it, all right, enough! 371 00:13:31,846 --> 00:13:33,045 You can't or you won't? 372 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,780 I can't and I quit! 373 00:13:34,782 --> 00:13:37,116 Okay? I quit! Stupid singing group! 374 00:13:37,118 --> 00:13:38,451 Take everybody here in this group— 375 00:13:38,586 --> 00:13:40,253 minus the ladies— and shove 'em up your ass! 376 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,654 You know what, that's fine, 377 00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:44,723 because Wolf Boykins doesn't tolerate a— 378 00:13:44,859 --> 00:13:45,791 quitter. 379 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,392 Okay, Paulson, 380 00:13:47,528 --> 00:13:49,394 if you ever make eye contact with me again, 381 00:13:49,530 --> 00:13:51,330 I will staple your nuts to your forehead. 382 00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:53,232 All right, on three. 383 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,140 You okay, buddy? 384 00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:03,408 Nah. I just got humiliated by Wolf. 385 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,945 Okay. Well, if you need anything… 386 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,280 Terry. 387 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,015 I quit the choir. 388 00:14:10,151 --> 00:14:13,018 Okay… 389 00:14:13,154 --> 00:14:14,086 Okay. 390 00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:17,022 - The choir, huh? - Yeah. 391 00:14:17,158 --> 00:14:18,491 Well, you did say it was silly. 392 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,360 I know, but for a moment I thought I was special. 393 00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:22,761 - Now I know I'm not. - Ah, come on, Eddie. 394 00:14:22,763 --> 00:14:24,363 - You're special. - Remember that band 395 00:14:24,499 --> 00:14:26,365 I started in high school— Benjie Likes Pickles? 396 00:14:26,501 --> 00:14:29,101 Oh, yeah— whatever happened to that band? 397 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,369 Well, we never actually performed. 398 00:14:30,371 --> 00:14:31,570 I thought I had everything— 399 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:33,238 the moves, the hair, 400 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:34,639 the swagger. 401 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,176 Everything but the patience to learn the guitar. 402 00:14:37,178 --> 00:14:38,511 - You didn't play the guitar? - No. 403 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:39,979 You carried it around everywhere. 404 00:14:39,981 --> 00:14:41,180 Because I loved the attention. 405 00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:42,581 When Wolf asked me to join the group, 406 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:44,650 it was my chance to be more than a poser. 407 00:14:44,785 --> 00:14:48,253 To show people that I actually had talent. 408 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,122 But now I know the truth. 409 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,992 Hey, let me ask you a question— who are you? 410 00:14:52,994 --> 00:14:54,527 Yeah, yeah. I'm Eddie Penisi. 411 00:14:54,662 --> 00:14:57,062 No. You're Eddie Penisi! 412 00:14:57,198 --> 00:14:58,731 You got the moves. You got the swagger. 413 00:14:58,866 --> 00:15:01,200 And you got somethin' else— the lips. 414 00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:04,003 They call it embouchure. It's French. 415 00:15:04,138 --> 00:15:06,739 Well, I'm embou-sure you got what it takes, oui? 416 00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:09,474 So you march your ass back in there, 417 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:10,943 and you show 'em you're Eddie Penisi. 418 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,811 Okay, I will. 419 00:15:12,947 --> 00:15:14,079 Honcho. 420 00:15:14,215 --> 00:15:15,414 - Head Honcho. - It fits you. 421 00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:17,282 It actually makes your head look kinda tiny. 422 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:18,751 - That's what I'm goin' for. - Yeah? 423 00:15:18,886 --> 00:15:20,285 - Tiny head! - But listen, seriously, 424 00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:22,821 these new uniforms— they're hideous. 425 00:15:22,957 --> 00:15:24,423 Don't worry about that. 426 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,225 I'm just indulging Lucy on her vanity project. 427 00:15:26,227 --> 00:15:27,360 It's gonna blow over. 428 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,894 It's just for the rank and file. 429 00:15:28,896 --> 00:15:30,429 - Ahh. - We're not wearin' that stuff. 430 00:15:30,431 --> 00:15:33,166 - It's a ruse. - It's for the suckers. 431 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,901 Hey, Chief, here's your new uniform. 432 00:15:35,903 --> 00:15:38,237 Oh, uh, am I wearing one of these too? 433 00:15:38,239 --> 00:15:40,105 Yeah, of course. I got 'em for everybody. 434 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,707 Thanks, Luce. Love the new uniforms. 435 00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:43,709 - Awesome, whoo-hoo! - Yeah. 436 00:15:43,711 --> 00:15:47,780 That thing's gonna fit you like a sausage skin. 437 00:15:48,649 --> 00:15:51,250 ♪ I'm hot blooded Bum bum bum bum ♪ 438 00:15:51,386 --> 00:15:53,352 ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 439 00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:57,923 - Bravissimo. - Yes! 440 00:15:57,925 --> 00:16:01,394 Grandberry Sauce, delicious as per usual. 441 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,928 You know what else is delish? 442 00:16:03,064 --> 00:16:04,663 A surprise serving of Penisi. 443 00:16:04,799 --> 00:16:07,666 Well, the prodigal wh-istler returns. 444 00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:09,668 And like your whistling— not quite on time. 445 00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:12,405 You're not gonna beat me, Wolf. 446 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,073 We'll just see about that. 447 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:16,341 Mmm… give me a C sharp. 448 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,879 Sharper. 449 00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:23,015 Sharper still. 450 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:34,493 ♪ I got something and it's brewing ♪ 451 00:16:34,629 --> 00:16:37,963 ♪ Deep inside ♪ 452 00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:40,966 ♪ I thought about giving up but a man's only got ♪ 453 00:16:40,968 --> 00:16:43,402 ♪ Got his pride ♪ 454 00:16:44,572 --> 00:16:46,839 ♪ The road to salvation ♪ 455 00:16:46,974 --> 00:16:49,575 ♪ Is right here on my lips ♪ 456 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,245 - ♪ I whistle to win ♪ - You're a waste, Eddie! 457 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,379 You're finished. You're out! 458 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,715 No, don't do it! 459 00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:59,184 Don't… you… 460 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:02,387 I got nowhere else to go! 461 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,924 Then whistle! 462 00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:06,859 Harder! 463 00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:11,196 You're ready, Eddie, you're ready! 464 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:14,599 I am ready, Wolf. I'm ready. 465 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,202 You magnificent son of a bitch! 466 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,804 You're ready! 467 00:17:23,911 --> 00:17:25,578 Wait, where did you get these sandwiches from? 468 00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,112 Jesse's. Jesse was there today; he made them. 469 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,447 Ugh, I'm not gonna eat mine then. 470 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,183 - What? Why? - He still calls it Asian Slaw. 471 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,585 It's on his menu. It says Asian Slaw Surprise. 472 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,119 I'm like, what's the surprise, that you're racist? 473 00:17:34,255 --> 00:17:35,320 How is that racist? 474 00:17:35,456 --> 00:17:36,989 It's from what, General Asia? 475 00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:44,930 Cool! 476 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:46,331 You look like a speed skater! 477 00:17:46,467 --> 00:17:48,667 Chief, you might wanna adjust your FUPA. 478 00:17:48,803 --> 00:17:51,003 - Oh, yeah. - A little bit more. 479 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:52,405 All right, Lucy, I gave it a shot. 480 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:53,606 Now we're ditching the uniforms. 481 00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,208 What? Why? Everybody loves them. 482 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,409 - I hate 'em. - He doesn't like 'em. 483 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,077 I don't like 'em. I'm the chief. 484 00:17:58,212 --> 00:18:00,545 What I say goes. Station 24, extrication. 485 00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:03,548 - 1642 Morton Avenue. - Ughh! Damn it! 486 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,951 Let's go! 487 00:18:17,565 --> 00:18:19,298 He ain't slowin' down, y'all. 488 00:18:22,236 --> 00:18:24,970 - Oh! - Ha ha ha ha! 489 00:18:25,106 --> 00:18:27,039 How long was that? 490 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,708 That single note was 17 1/2 minutes long. 491 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:31,710 I got goose bumps. You're amazing! 492 00:18:31,712 --> 00:18:34,579 So amazing that I'm giving you Granny's solo. 493 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:37,249 Huh? I worked on that for weeks. 494 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:39,184 Granny, part of being on the team is doing 495 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,786 what's best for the team. 496 00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:44,123 Paulson, the rest of you, let's go do some calisthenics. 497 00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:49,462 - You stole my solo. - What do you want me to do? 498 00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,530 - I want you to not do it! - I have to do it. 499 00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,398 - He gave it to me. - You don't even wanna be here. 500 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,533 "It's the most asexual thing 501 00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,201 a man could ever do." You remember that? 502 00:18:56,337 --> 00:18:58,271 Yeah, I remember that. But now I like it. 503 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,405 You don't have ownership over this, Granny. 504 00:19:00,541 --> 00:19:02,207 It means something to me too. 505 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,743 I'm just hurt, man. 506 00:19:04,745 --> 00:19:06,812 Oh, man. 507 00:19:08,082 --> 00:19:10,749 Carrot top! 508 00:19:19,694 --> 00:19:23,095 You look like a potato on toothpicks! 509 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:25,498 Mr. Incredible ate a pumpkin! 510 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:26,699 Nice tits. 511 00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,901 - The girl ain't bad either. - All right, hey! 512 00:19:29,036 --> 00:19:31,436 Nothin' to see here… 'cept a guy with his head in a fence. 513 00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:33,572 Three minutes ago I felt like the stupidest guy on Earth. 514 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,308 Thanks for taking the heat off me. 515 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,842 Cool frog eyes, dork! 516 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,311 All right, that's enough outta you! 517 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,112 - Shut up! - We are first responders! 518 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,981 I have to cut these probably… 519 00:19:43,318 --> 00:19:45,050 Uh… do you mind 520 00:19:45,186 --> 00:19:46,519 keeping your bulge out of my face? 521 00:19:46,654 --> 00:19:48,387 What time's the FUPA convention? 522 00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:49,655 Hey, that's enough! 523 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,190 - Who said that? - Who was it? 524 00:19:51,326 --> 00:19:52,658 - Hey! - Was that you, sir? 525 00:19:52,793 --> 00:19:54,360 Martin, I know your father! 526 00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,197 Oof, it is packed out there. 527 00:19:58,199 --> 00:20:01,534 - Ah, there's my little siren. - Hey, Wolf, what's chillin'? 528 00:20:01,669 --> 00:20:03,869 Well, I've got some good chill and some bad chill. 529 00:20:03,871 --> 00:20:05,538 First of all, fresh batteries 530 00:20:05,673 --> 00:20:06,872 have been installed in everyone's hearing aids, 531 00:20:07,008 --> 00:20:09,408 so they'll be all ears— "What? What?" 532 00:20:09,544 --> 00:20:11,143 Ooh, that is good chill. 533 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:12,945 And now the bad chill. 534 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,479 I have to cut your solo. 535 00:20:14,615 --> 00:20:16,281 W-what are you talking about? 536 00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:19,151 The seniors have a field trip tomorrow to Casino Hohomonga, 537 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,686 and they've moved up bedtime ten minutes. 538 00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:22,355 What if I do a shorter version? 539 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,156 - You could do that? - Yeah, I'll do anything. 540 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:26,959 I invited people. Please, please, don't cut it. 541 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,430 I'm sorry. 542 00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:32,765 I can't keep this up any longer. 543 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,900 I was never gonna let you do the solo. 544 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,502 In fact, I was never gonna let you perform at all. 545 00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:39,504 I pumped you up, knowing that your ego 546 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,574 would lap it up like fresh cream. 547 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:42,775 I got you to join the group, 548 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:45,110 then I got you to care about the group. 549 00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,446 And now I'm taking it all away. 550 00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:49,382 Because I hate you, Eddie Penisi. 551 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,050 I hate you so much. 552 00:20:51,185 --> 00:20:53,386 And you've just been bitten by the Wolf. 553 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:59,592 Hey, Jumbo, why's your ass so flat? 554 00:20:59,727 --> 00:21:01,394 Is that a tuna can in your pants, 555 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,929 or do you just have a weird dick? 556 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,931 Maybe I went a little overboard with the uniforms. 557 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,601 Nope, I get it now. I feel self-conscious. 558 00:21:08,736 --> 00:21:11,070 I feel uncomfortable. This isn't right for my body, 559 00:21:11,072 --> 00:21:12,537 and I know how you feel. 560 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,539 These guys can keep wearing their sexist uniforms. 561 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,141 We're gonna make some changes to your uniform 562 00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:18,077 - that make you more comfortable. - Thank you, Chief. 563 00:21:18,212 --> 00:21:20,813 I know the fence thing was embarrassing for all of us, 564 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:23,348 but I also have a soda can up my ass. 565 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,951 Andy, soda can in the ass. 566 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,620 - Hi. - Hey. 567 00:21:27,755 --> 00:21:29,222 - Turn around. - No, no, well, uh— 568 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,490 Turn around! 569 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:34,493 All right, songsters. Let's shooby-dooby-doo this. 570 00:21:34,495 --> 00:21:36,962 Wolf, we're not going on without Cap. 571 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,231 - He's one of us. - Right, right. 572 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,766 The man is a complete narcissist. 573 00:21:40,901 --> 00:21:43,969 He mocked this group then came in and took your place. 574 00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,838 Maybe so, but he's still my friend. 575 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:48,641 And what you did was wrong, so either we all go on, 576 00:21:48,776 --> 00:21:50,175 or we don't go on at all. 577 00:21:50,311 --> 00:21:52,044 Et tu, Paulson? 578 00:21:52,179 --> 00:21:54,246 ♪ I whistle to win ♪ 579 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:57,716 I see. Well… 580 00:21:57,852 --> 00:21:59,718 you've all made your voices heard loud and clear, 581 00:21:59,854 --> 00:22:03,656 and as your leader, I respect your solidarity. 582 00:22:03,791 --> 00:22:05,658 So I will just go on by myself. 583 00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:08,528 Bubble gum, bubble gum, bubble bum, bubble bum. 584 00:22:23,744 --> 00:22:24,677 Pfft— 585 00:22:26,213 --> 00:22:28,747 ♪ Bah bah bah bum, I'm hot blooded ♪ 586 00:22:28,883 --> 00:22:30,549 ♪ Check it, you'll see ♪ 587 00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:31,884 ♪ I'm h— ♪ 588 00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:34,353 ♪ I'm h— ♪ 589 00:22:34,355 --> 00:22:35,420 Good night! 590 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,959 Let's ExSINGguish this joint. 591 00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:45,564 ♪ Bum bum bum ♪ 592 00:22:45,566 --> 00:22:47,366 ♪ Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum ♪ 593 00:22:47,502 --> 00:22:49,635 ♪ Bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum ♪ 594 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,436 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 595 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:53,372 ♪ Check it and see ♪ 596 00:22:53,508 --> 00:22:57,710 ♪ I've got a fever of 103 Bum bum bum bum ♪ 597 00:22:57,845 --> 00:23:01,714 ♪ Come on, baby, don't you do more than dance ♪ 598 00:23:01,849 --> 00:23:03,382 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 599 00:23:03,384 --> 00:23:05,651 ♪ I'm hot blooded ♪ 600 00:23:05,786 --> 00:23:07,353 ♪ Bum bum bum bum ♪ 601 00:23:10,692 --> 00:23:12,024 Ah, it's so nice to be back in the old unis. 602 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,959 Right? My gut's hanging over my belt, 603 00:23:13,961 --> 00:23:16,028 my ass crack is showin', my pants are baggy. 604 00:23:16,030 --> 00:23:17,629 All is right with the world again. 605 00:23:17,631 --> 00:23:19,631 Ah, I look good in anything. I don't care. 606 00:23:19,633 --> 00:23:22,834 You guys, check it out. Pretty good, huh? 607 00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:24,303 - Oh, you got a haircut. - No! 608 00:23:24,438 --> 00:23:25,905 I let her take it to a tailor, 609 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,707 - girl it up a little bit. - Oh, yeah! 610 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:29,909 I look so much better. When I saw my ass in the mirror 611 00:23:30,044 --> 00:23:31,843 I was like, "Damn, I would tap that!" 612 00:23:31,845 --> 00:23:33,979 Okay, language, Lucy. Come on. 613 00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:37,049 - Yeah, inappropriate. - Twicey Spicey for everyone. 614 00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:38,984 - Oh! - Oh, nicey! 615 00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:41,453 Cap and I were a hit at the old folks' home. 616 00:23:41,455 --> 00:23:42,722 They woulda gave us a standin' ovation 617 00:23:42,856 --> 00:23:44,189 if they weren't strapped to their wheelchairs. 618 00:23:44,325 --> 00:23:46,058 And get this— Wolf is out, 619 00:23:46,193 --> 00:23:48,527 but the group voted me their new leader. 620 00:23:48,662 --> 00:23:49,861 Okay, let me get this straight, Granny. 621 00:23:49,863 --> 00:23:51,330 This guy mocks you relentlessly 622 00:23:51,465 --> 00:23:52,932 for joining an a cappella singing group, 623 00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:55,000 then he joins, acts like a dick, 624 00:23:55,002 --> 00:23:57,336 steals your solo, then you guys vote him leader? 625 00:23:57,471 --> 00:23:58,804 In a nutshell, yeah, that's about right. 626 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,872 - And did he ever apologize? - No, we all know 627 00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,007 that that's beyond his emotional capabilities. 628 00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:04,276 True, dat. And I still contend 629 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,478 that a cappella is douchey. What I've come to realize 630 00:24:06,614 --> 00:24:08,814 is that I've been a douche my whole life. 631 00:24:08,816 --> 00:24:10,282 - Wow! - There ya go. 632 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:11,817 Should we treat these fine first responders 633 00:24:11,953 --> 00:24:14,353 - to a tune, partner? - Yes, we should. 634 00:24:14,488 --> 00:24:16,488 ♪ Twice as spicey ♪ 635 00:24:16,624 --> 00:24:17,957 ♪ It tastes so nicey ♪ 636 00:24:18,092 --> 00:24:19,558 ♪ At $2 a bucket ♪ 637 00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:21,427 ♪ It ain't so pricey ♪ 638 00:24:21,562 --> 00:24:22,828 Ugh, I got the dumb chills. 639 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:24,163 I'll have the buffalo.