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WELCOME TO PASADENA

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COMICS, CARDS AND COLLECTIBLES

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SORRY
CLOSED

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Hello Stuart.
- Bert.

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Is there anything new?

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That amuses me every time.

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I'm ready to get Batman 608.

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An excellent choice.
What do you give in return?

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How about a can of slime beans?

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Don't bother, Bert.
This is in near mint condition.

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This would get you a couple of Dinty Moore's meat stews.

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And the corn soup.

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No.
- It's fine.

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I was saving this for my birthday,
but I'll throw it in.

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Cat food.

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What flavor?
- Salmon.

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Sold.
- Yay!

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Are you crazy?
Hawkeye doesn't deserve to be an Avenger.

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Don't even start.
- He has a bow gun.

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He should be on a team that has
iron clad arc reactor type -

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and the god of thunder. What's the point?

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I don't know. Does this make sense?

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I just mopped! We talked about this, Kyle.

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The third screamed.

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I'm sorry. You heard what he said.

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Sorry. He started it.

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Beyond belief. Can you give me a hand?
- Sure.

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I agree about Green Arrow.

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There's still no need to kill for that.

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Bye!
- Do you ever wonder where this leads?

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I don't.

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Better that way.
- Stuart!

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We need to talk.

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This got weird.

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DO NOT SKIP!

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THIS GETS EVEN WEIRDER.

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<i>Stuart is trying to reset our lives.</i>

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DO NOT TRY TO SKIP.

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<i>But he won't save the universe.</i>

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YOU WERE LEFT OUT.

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<i>He's our only chance.
He tries, -</i>

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<i>but not saving the universe.</i>

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VERY CATCHY SONG.

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WHAT ABOUT THESE GRAPHICS?

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PRETTY GOOD ON A ZERO BUDGET.

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THERE WERE THE ORIGINAL TEXTS.

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HOPE IT WILL GET BETTER
OR YOUR EXPECTATIONS WILL LOWER.

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<i>Stuart fails.</i>

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Do you have an identical twin brother?

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No.

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Two questions.
- Just two?

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I have
just a few seconds to explain.

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who are you
- First question.

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I'm you from another reality.

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That was the answer.

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Another question.

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Listen.

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This apocalyptic nightmare,
where you live can be avoided.

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It doesn't have to happen.

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Now I have six questions.

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He can't be me.
- Looks like you.

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Final dances.
Emily Manhart. Peach schnapps.

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He was ready. You threw up on your lap.
- Sounds like you.

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After all, I went to dances.
- I don't. I had mumps.

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There isn't much time.

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Leonard Hofstadter, Sheldon Cooper,
Howard Wolowitz. Do you remember them?

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Yep. Real geeks.
- A pot of soima.

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Sure.
- True.

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They came up with some sort of thing
the quantum entanglement thing.

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You were there when it did the trick.

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Both or him?

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No matter!
- It matters to me.

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It changed reality.
All this should not be.

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What do you mean?

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None of this!

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Violence, destruction, dimensional rifts!

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Dimensional rips.
- Now we know.

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None of this is normal.

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At least not that one.

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A big moth?
- Yes!

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Yes! Big moth.

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They do not disturb in the dark.

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You can restore everything.
You just have to find...

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Wait. Wait!

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If you are me from another reality,
how can you be here

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I don't know. I'm not a quantum physicist.
I went to the Rhode Island School of Art.

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I didn't even know.
- I have a BFA degree.

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Why didn't you do anything with it?

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Would I teach high school students to draw?

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Don't bother!

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The machine is still at Caltech.
You have to do this.

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Wait. I'll write this down.

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"How…" Oh weld.

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What does shaking help?

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Be quiet and listen.
- I might have a marker.

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Sorry.

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Listen!

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When you get to the machine...

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Damn!
- What's going on?

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I don't know!
I'm going into some sort of wormhole.

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The most important thing is...

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When you find him...

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It fixes everything.

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Did you understand anything about that?
- I got the gist.

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Nice catch, Steve.

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What's it like there?
- A little chilly. Dress in layers.

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Shall we go?

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I don't know. I began to doubt this.

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What do you mean? We got the mission.

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Do we believe that guy?
- It was you.

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That's what I mean.
When did we start listening to me?

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Maybe we can fix the world.

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I think it's important to ask:

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"Is this reality so bad?"

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There is room for improvement.

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what are you doing

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I'm trying to steer us to Caltech.

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With the help of Thomas Guide?

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I would have used my iPhone GPS,
but civilization seems to be collapsing.

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Look.

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PENN AND TELLER PERFORM ABOUT FOOD

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Juggling two -

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with a hungry wild animal.
It's not hard, -

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but with three
this is already really stupid!

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I saw them in Vegas.
It was a fun night.

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you know
who did i suddenly like in vegas?

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Well?
- About Celine Dion.

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Sorry.

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Thanks!

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We are Penn and Teller and we are here,
until we die!

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Moth!

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Oh my god, look. Dental floss.

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Hurry up.

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It's getting dark.
- Yeah.

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Sorry. How much does dental floss cost?

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Mint or regular?
- The usual.

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Cheese macaroni

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Thank you. Look at this. Healthy gums
are immeasurably valuable.

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HARDWARE STORE

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This feels so good.

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Carefully. We share it.

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Doesn't sound good.

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Stuart?

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Denise?!

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I thought you died.
- I thought you died.

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What have you been up to?

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Robbed.
I'm still working on my script.

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That's good.

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How have you been?
- I still have a shop.

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Great.
- What's going on?

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Don't worry, Gary. I know them.
- We don't rob and we don't kill. So what?

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Remember when I mentioned Stuart?
- Sure. How is it going? Gary.

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Hello.

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Are you two...?

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I thought you were dead.

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So. Right.

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Giggle.
Gary was dating my friend Lisa.

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Nice girl. Jewish.

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Lisa was eaten by cannibals
in Sherman Oaks.

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Oh no!

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Human flesh is not kosher.

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It only matters that
if the cannibals are also Jews.

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We comforted each other.

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He is skilled. Isn't it?

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Truth be told
I mainly focused on my own performance.

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We have to go.

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to Caltech. We have a mission.

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What's left of it
is a death trap.

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Gotta go.

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My alternate version explained,
how can i cancel the end of the world

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That was really cool.

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Alternate version?

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The same pale face and croaking voice.
- As if I looked in a mirror.

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Well, good luck.

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It was nice to see.
- Likewise.

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Have fun looting.

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<i>Ciao</i>.

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They die.
- Yep.

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That looks bad.

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Because of the weapons?

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So. Because of the weapons.

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Denise. what are you doing

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I'm trying to keep you alive.

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I'm just hoping to get to the top.

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Gary!

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Friendly.

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What is your plan?
- I don't have any.

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The action genre is new to me.
- This is how we do it.

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I create a diversion for the gate. Go ahead
to the side where the trucks enter.

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Yep. So what?

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When the trucks stop, you go under,
you grab the platform and get inside.

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You've done this before.

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I was in the army special forces.
- Cool. I was a geologist.

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Ready?
- Yep.

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Wait. Do I roll, run, grab?

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You run, you twist, you grab.

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I am a visual learner.

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On the third. One, two, three!

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Oh my god! Gary!

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Hands up!

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Tell them
of your alternate version.

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Hush!

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Oh my God, Gary!

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Terrible. Absolutely horrible
but you know what?

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You will find someone else.
Maybe sooner than you think.

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Go there!

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What?

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This was my geology class.

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I opened many young minds here.

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Can you be any lighter?

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Raj?

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Perhaps. Possibly.

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Who's asking?

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Raj, I'm here, Stuart.
From the comic shop.

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Stuart?
- Yes.

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And Bert Kibbler. You know Bert.

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Bert?
- And Denise.

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Do you remember Denise?

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This is not true.
This is a hallucination!

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We are here. This is true.

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That's what a hallucination would say.

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What are you doing here?
- Isn't that clear?

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I haven't changed my underwear in years
and Pasko's bucket.

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So you're like a prisoner?

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I rode an elephant at my wedding
and now to Pasko's bucket.

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Congratulations. About the wedding story.

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A moth ate him.

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Anyway, I've had time
figure it all out.

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There is something wrong with this reality.

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Do you see? I proved it here and here.
The numbers don't lie.

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Did you tell the truth?
- You didn't believe me?

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That your alternate version said,
how to save the universe I don't.

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Focus! Leonard, Sheldon and Howard.

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They built
of a multimode quantum interference device.

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I would have guessed so.

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It went haywire and changed everything.

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The universe, history, reality.
- Yeah, yeah.

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How do we fix it?

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It's difficult. Why?

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Did you ask? I assume you asked.

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It's hard,
because we are all prisoners of the Evil One.

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And the Evil One wants everything to stay the same.

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Who is the Evil One?

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If I say his name,
bad things happen.

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Is it Voldemort?

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It would be. You can talk sense into him.

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If we could get to the device,
you could reset the universe.

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Yes, but it's hopeless.

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Armed guards guard the device
all the time.

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It's not hopeless. Vara-I said,
that I am the chosen one who will fix things.

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He didn't say "chosen".
- He hinted at the chosen one.

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Oh boys. In my opinion
it didn't go like that.

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Kneel down in South Pasadena, Flintridge
and Grand Caliph of Monrovia, -

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of the San Gabriel Valley
before the supreme ruler.

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I don't kneel before anyone.

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Okay then.

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Hello, prisoners.

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00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,803
Kripke?
- Ward Kripke.

259
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,221
Not "ward", but "lord".

260
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,182
What did I say?
- You said "ward".

261
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,143
Is this Evil? Barry Kripke?

262
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,395
He is sorry.

263
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,814
He doesn't know. Give him mercy.

264
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,900
Mercy? Above all, I am merciful.

265
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,944
Troubadours sing of my grace.

266
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,362
Can we get up?

267
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,614
No one stands before Ward Kripke.

268
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:09,492
One last time.
It's "lord" not "ward".

269
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:10,827
Get up. Doesn't matter.

270
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,454
With all due respect, sir, -

271
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,623
how big are you...?

272
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:19,085
Caliph.
- Caliph of South Pasadena?

273
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,087
We have time for backstory.

274
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:24,757
I apologize.
You've heard this one before.

275
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:29,554
When everything went wrong
and civilization as we know it collapsed, -

276
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:35,101
a leadership vacuum was created for the university.
As we know...

277
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,187
Nature abhors a vacuum.

278
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,272
Exactly.

279
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:44,277
I seized power,
i got all the food, weapons and girls.

280
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,946
So. End of backstory.

281
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,490
Don't you want to fix this nightmare?

282
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:53,077
Didn't you listen? I got all the girls.

283
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:57,206
Are you seeing anyone by the way?

284
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,875
He is with me.
- I'm not.

285
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,252
I'm trying to protect you.

286
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,964
Wash girl
and bring him to my room.

287
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,299
I'd rather die.

288
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:09,218
I see. Wash and kill him.

289
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,511
What?
- No, no, no.

290
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,973
Hey, get off your hands!
- Let go!

291
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,812
Stuart, come back.

292
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,148
Or move towards the light!

293
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:24,650
I don't.

294
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,154
Wake up now. I have an idea.

295
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:32,783
Where is Denise?
- They took him.

296
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,536
No! I have to do something!

297
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:38,414
Or...
- Or what?

298
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,792
You meet someone new
and a moth eats him on your honeymoon.

299
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,712
Sorry. I have an idea.
- Tell me.

300
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:49,926
As I said,
this was my geology class.

301
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:52,803
It is full of all kinds of rock samples.

302
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:56,432
Do we throw stones at armed men?

303
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,893
A stone beats scissors, not a gun.

304
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:02,271
We don't throw stones. We make them into bombs.

305
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,398
What?
- Look!

306
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,944
Potassium and water.

307
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,988
Everyone needs to back off.

308
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,206
Cool, huh?

309
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,625
Yes, if the gods bathe.

310
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,711
No. We make grenades.

311
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:31,092
Why didn't I think of that?
- Don't be hard on yourself.

312
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:35,346
Most underestimate
the awesome power of geology.

313
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,231
Sorry guys. Time to die.

314
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,692
True. Take a booth.

315
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,776
What...?

316
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,449
i love you
- Me too you.

317
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,285
Let's go!

318
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:43,664
What were you before?

319
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,375
Don't talk.
- I'll die anyway.

320
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,796
I had a podcast.
Vitamins, gut health.

321
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,633
Nice!
- I interviewed Gwyneth Paltrow.

322
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:57,553
I think I heard it. How
a good gut biome prevents dementia.

323
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,640
So! Thanks.
- That was good.

324
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,063
Honey, have you changed your mind?

325
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,108
Is it still sex with you or death?
- I'm not a monster.

326
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:16,030
We eat dinner, watch a movie
and we'll see what happens.

327
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,699
Kill me.
- Give us a minute.

328
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:32,588
A post-apocalyptic fiefdom
leadership can be lonely.

329
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,923
What about your harem?

330
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,675
They don't care about me.

331
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:39,762
They are only here for food,
because of medicines and child care.

332
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:48,020
You know what? All right.
I'll have dinner with you.

333
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,732
Great.
- You have to free me first.

334
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,821
The right relationship is based on trust.
It has to start now.

335
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,574
Clear.

336
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:04,120
Hello. Do you like deer?

337
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:08,290
I make it with a cherry glaze.
It must be reduced on low heat.

338
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:18,384
You are a stupid, stupid, stupid man!

339
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,064
Stay healthy.

340
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,900
Likewise.

341
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:41,031
Stuart! Glad you're okay.

342
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:42,992
Glad you're okay!

343
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,079
Sorry, I'm covered in people.

344
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,083
Everyone is fine! Let's go!

345
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,633
Thank goodness for geology!

346
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,260
I thank you for that every day.

347
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,139
That's it.
- Really?

348
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,224
Looks like a great bread machine.

349
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,352
It is
multimode quantum interference device.

350
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,520
Maybe both.

351
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,523
Can you fix it?
- I think so.

352
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:19,111
The calibration is wrong.
Configure. Change inputs.

353
00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,738
What should happen?

354
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,158
Will everything go back to normal?
- Let's hope so.

355
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,119
Then we would be together again.

356
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:30,664
Slow down a bit. I'm still grieving.

357
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,208
I think I succeeded!

358
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:36,545
You didn't succeed.

359
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:41,175
Barry! what did you do
We're trying to fix the universe!

360
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,677
I don't want that. I like it this way.

361
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,179
We don't.

362
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,519
Raj! Talk to me.
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

363
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:54,396
Maybe not.

364
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,191
Raj?

365
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:03,364
What are we doing? How do we repair the machine?

366
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:08,285
Look. My grandmother Ambulu
calls me over.

367
00:22:08,369 --> 00:22:10,371
Can he wait a moment?

368
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,414
Apparently not.

369
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,503
What are we doing?

370
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,713
Set the impedance to 0.7.

371
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,674
Where?
- Here.

372
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,303
Clear.

373
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,431
Turn off the silencer.
- All right.

374
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,813
Clear.
- Turn the main switch.

375
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,990
Made!
- But first...

376
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,200
But first? How about "but first"?

377
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,458
This is a bad thing.

378
00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,628
Does that sound great?

379
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:17,980
Bert, stop it!

380
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:23,235
No zombies, no moths.

381
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,155
Not the end of the world!

382
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:32,995
It worked!

383
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,707
Look how beautiful.

384
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,294
Damn it. My reign is over.

385
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,340
Hey, your bruises are gone.

386
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,091
True.

387
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:49,178
You look nice.
So when you notice that it's you.

388
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,640
Where is Denise?
- I don't know.

389
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,726
I can't lose her again.

390
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,979
Don't worry. He's over there somewhere.

391
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:00,272
We will find him.

392
00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,068
Everything is the same again.

393
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,046
Finnish translation: Jerry Savolainen
Iyuno