1 00:01:22,924 --> 00:01:25,467 AII right, Miss Smarty Pants. 2 00:01:25,468 --> 00:01:27,386 Now, Iet's see if you've heard this one. 3 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,847 I'm ready. Hit me with your best. 4 00:01:29,848 --> 00:01:32,432 In the 1945 film To Have and Have Not, 5 00:01:32,433 --> 00:01:36,103 Lauren Bacall sang the song "How Little We Know." 6 00:01:36,104 --> 00:01:40,414 Now, her voice was dubbed by what 14-year-old? 7 00:01:41,025 --> 00:01:43,652 - Andy Williams. - Oh, how did you know that? 8 00:01:43,653 --> 00:01:46,113 Do you remember the dinner party the Cornfields gave for you 9 00:01:46,114 --> 00:01:47,322 back in 1952? 10 00:01:47,323 --> 00:01:50,075 You'd just completed filming The Duelling Swashbuckler. 11 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:52,619 It was December the 12th, 1952. 12 00:01:52,620 --> 00:01:54,871 Right, darling. You're absolutely right. 13 00:01:54,872 --> 00:01:57,082 Still sharp as a tack, huh? 14 00:01:57,083 --> 00:01:59,543 I met a young singer at the Cornfields' that night, 15 00:01:59,544 --> 00:02:04,131 and he told me all about Andy Williams dubbing Lauren Bacall's voice. 16 00:02:04,132 --> 00:02:07,717 Amazing. You never forget anything, do you? 17 00:02:07,718 --> 00:02:09,845 By the way, whatever became of the Cornfields? 18 00:02:09,846 --> 00:02:12,346 They died, dear. 19 00:02:13,182 --> 00:02:18,292 Well, the Iong habit of Iiving indisposeth us for dying. 20 00:02:20,064 --> 00:02:23,324 - Sir Thomas Browne. - Smarty pants. 21 00:02:27,905 --> 00:02:29,698 Look, Guy, there's a town up ahead. 22 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:34,219 Mesa? I don't remember seeing a Mesa on the map. 23 00:02:46,006 --> 00:02:48,800 Sometimes it's good to get out of the big city, 24 00:02:48,801 --> 00:02:54,097 go somewhere where time seems to move just a little slower. 25 00:02:54,098 --> 00:02:56,808 Take this vintage '59 Cadillac. 26 00:02:56,809 --> 00:03:02,230 It was built for cruising the road and taking in the scenery. 27 00:03:02,231 --> 00:03:05,771 It's nice to know chivalry's not dead. 28 00:03:06,527 --> 00:03:10,321 Now, most people come to small towns and leave their troubles behind. 29 00:03:10,322 --> 00:03:13,783 But when you're a member of the syndicate, that isn't always easy. 30 00:03:13,784 --> 00:03:16,994 I guess that's why Tony Sullivan asked me to meet him here. 31 00:03:16,995 --> 00:03:18,454 Something big had to be going down. 32 00:03:18,455 --> 00:03:21,125 - Hey, Tony. - Hey, MacGyver. 33 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:23,209 - I owe you one. - When you say 34 00:03:23,210 --> 00:03:25,711 in the middle of nowhere, you mean nowhere, don't you? 35 00:03:25,712 --> 00:03:28,256 - A guy's gotta be careful these days. - Good motto. 36 00:03:28,257 --> 00:03:30,757 I'II be right down. 37 00:03:32,761 --> 00:03:38,131 Hey, Tony, come here. I wanna have a Iittle talk with you. 38 00:03:59,246 --> 00:04:01,746 Let's get out of here. 39 00:04:16,763 --> 00:04:18,806 Tony and I met years ago 40 00:04:18,807 --> 00:04:21,058 when he was running guns into Afghanistan, 41 00:04:21,059 --> 00:04:23,686 and I was running for my life. 42 00:04:23,687 --> 00:04:27,731 In a one-week period, he saved my neck twice. 43 00:04:27,732 --> 00:04:31,352 I'd kind of hoped to return the favour. 44 00:04:34,239 --> 00:04:36,281 MacGyver, if you never had a chance to talk to him, 45 00:04:36,282 --> 00:04:40,452 I don't know what more you can do there. Wrap it up. Come on home. 46 00:04:40,453 --> 00:04:43,038 Listen, Pete, Tony asked me for protection for a reason, 47 00:04:43,039 --> 00:04:45,999 and it had to be pretty good because it got him killed. 48 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,501 I agree. 49 00:04:47,502 --> 00:04:49,962 But you were involved in this because you were the only guy 50 00:04:49,963 --> 00:04:52,089 Tony would talk to, and he's dead now. 51 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:53,590 So it's the feds' ball game. 52 00:04:53,591 --> 00:04:55,884 Listen, are the Iocal police into it at all? 53 00:04:55,885 --> 00:04:59,846 Yeah, I just spent the whole afternoon explaining things. It's handled. 54 00:04:59,847 --> 00:05:01,640 I just wish there was more I could do. 55 00:05:01,641 --> 00:05:03,433 Well, there isn't. 56 00:05:03,434 --> 00:05:06,645 You're out of it. The Phoenix Foundation is out of it too. 57 00:05:06,646 --> 00:05:08,980 Listen, I feel badly about Tony, 58 00:05:08,981 --> 00:05:12,984 but he knew the risks he was taking when he was dealing with the mob. 59 00:05:12,985 --> 00:05:14,319 Sort of made his own bed. 60 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:18,156 Yeah, now he gets to sleep in it. Forever. 61 00:05:18,157 --> 00:05:21,937 I'II see you tomorrow. Have a good trip. 62 00:05:38,427 --> 00:05:41,054 My good sir, have you no respect? 63 00:05:41,055 --> 00:05:42,847 Kindly remove that bottle from my car. 64 00:05:42,848 --> 00:05:45,348 Keep your pants on. 65 00:05:47,853 --> 00:05:50,605 - What's your problem, pal? - Do you know who I am? 66 00:05:50,606 --> 00:05:55,443 Guy Roberts, star of stage and screen. Swashbuckler extraordinaire. 67 00:05:55,444 --> 00:05:57,904 Now, I have battled with the best of them. 68 00:05:57,905 --> 00:06:01,200 FIynn, Fairbanks, Pickford! 69 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:09,999 Touch me, and I'II make mashed potatoes out of your face. 70 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,417 Folks got a problem? 71 00:06:11,418 --> 00:06:15,463 This nasty Iummox refused to remove his beer from my car. 72 00:06:15,464 --> 00:06:18,257 I tried to ask nicely, but see what I got for it. 73 00:06:18,258 --> 00:06:23,596 You, sir, are a disgusting behemoth with foul-smelling breath. 74 00:06:23,597 --> 00:06:26,557 Boys! Boys! There's gotta be a better way to handle this. 75 00:06:26,558 --> 00:06:29,018 - You want in on this, too, pal? - If I had my druthers-- 76 00:06:29,019 --> 00:06:31,312 - You don't! - Most of us are adults here. 77 00:06:31,313 --> 00:06:33,731 Can't we talk about-- ? No! 78 00:06:33,732 --> 00:06:35,525 Don't hit. 79 00:06:35,526 --> 00:06:37,902 Just calm down. Take it easy. 80 00:06:37,903 --> 00:06:41,113 AII right, Iook, if this is the way it's gotta be, 81 00:06:41,114 --> 00:06:44,408 at Ieast Iet me get rid of my jacket, huh? 82 00:06:44,409 --> 00:06:46,077 It's my favourite. 83 00:06:46,078 --> 00:06:48,120 I don't wanna see it ruined. 84 00:06:48,121 --> 00:06:51,031 It's your favourite jacket, huh? 85 00:06:56,254 --> 00:06:58,422 I'm sorry about that. 86 00:06:58,423 --> 00:07:01,550 That darned jacket's always tripping people up Iike that. 87 00:07:01,551 --> 00:07:04,178 I've been meaning to have a talk with it. Here you go. 88 00:07:04,179 --> 00:07:07,097 What do you say we get you checked in and cleaned up, all right? 89 00:07:07,098 --> 00:07:11,143 Yeah, there you go. I'II talk to you Iater. What do you say? 90 00:07:11,144 --> 00:07:13,145 Shoo. 91 00:07:13,146 --> 00:07:15,773 Thank you, young man. I couldn't have done it without you. 92 00:07:15,774 --> 00:07:17,358 - Yes, thank you. - No problem. 93 00:07:17,359 --> 00:07:19,526 - You have a name? - MacGyver. 94 00:07:19,527 --> 00:07:22,071 - You know, of course, that I'm-- - Guy Roberts, 95 00:07:22,072 --> 00:07:26,872 star of stage and screen. Swashbuckler extraordinaire. 96 00:07:26,993 --> 00:07:29,119 He knows who I am. 97 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:31,205 You've perhaps seen some of my pictures? 98 00:07:31,206 --> 00:07:32,956 Well, not exactly. 99 00:07:32,957 --> 00:07:35,793 You'II be happy to hear that we're about to make another one. 100 00:07:35,794 --> 00:07:38,045 - We're just on our way to Hollywood. - Darling, 101 00:07:38,046 --> 00:07:40,631 don't you think we'd better be heading in? It's been a Iong day. 102 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:43,509 Yes, darling, of course. I am rather tired. 103 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:45,552 Dueling does take it out of you, you know. 104 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:48,639 - Well, parting is such sweet sorrow. - Guy. 105 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:50,098 Yes, dear. 106 00:07:50,099 --> 00:07:54,269 - Goodbye, Mr. MacGyver. - Well, see you, folks. 107 00:07:54,270 --> 00:07:55,812 We didn't wanna shoot him, we had to. 108 00:07:55,813 --> 00:07:58,315 Shut up. Just Iet me think. 109 00:07:58,316 --> 00:08:00,484 I knew the two of you weren't particularly bright, 110 00:08:00,485 --> 00:08:02,444 but I didn't know just how stupid you were. 111 00:08:02,445 --> 00:08:04,529 - We did the best we could. - It wasn't good enough. 112 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,823 - He pulled a gun on us. - He shouldn't have gotten away 113 00:08:06,824 --> 00:08:08,992 - in the first place. - Come on, who was to know Tony 114 00:08:08,993 --> 00:08:11,661 - was gonna turn informant? - Phil, you brought him to me. 115 00:08:11,662 --> 00:08:14,748 - You vouched for him. - I made a mistake. It happens. 116 00:08:14,749 --> 00:08:16,458 Not with me it doesn't. 117 00:08:16,459 --> 00:08:18,752 Did you at Ieast have the intelligence to stash the car? 118 00:08:18,753 --> 00:08:21,171 Yeah. We found a garage just outside of town. 119 00:08:21,172 --> 00:08:23,298 Hooray. Hooray, you did something right. 120 00:08:23,299 --> 00:08:25,967 Now, do something else right. Find the satchel. 121 00:08:25,968 --> 00:08:27,969 It could be anywhere. 122 00:08:27,970 --> 00:08:30,470 Let me explain something. 123 00:08:30,681 --> 00:08:33,183 I'm kind of Iike a travelling salesman. 124 00:08:33,184 --> 00:08:37,520 But now because of you two slimeballs, I have no merchandise to sell. 125 00:08:37,521 --> 00:08:41,066 This isn't gonna make my supplier a very happy man. And I promise you, 126 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:43,318 he won't be satisfied with just my head. 127 00:08:43,319 --> 00:08:45,946 He's also gonna want yours. 128 00:08:47,323 --> 00:08:49,823 Find my money. 129 00:08:53,954 --> 00:08:56,454 I'II just put the top up. 130 00:08:56,624 --> 00:08:59,042 Will you bring in my makeup case? 131 00:08:59,043 --> 00:09:01,543 Certainly, dear. 132 00:09:02,922 --> 00:09:05,882 - She is a beauty, isn't she? - Yes, she is. 133 00:09:05,883 --> 00:09:11,993 Well, you come in when you're ready, I'II Ieave the door unlocked. 134 00:09:46,381 --> 00:09:48,926 Darling, my makeup case. 135 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:51,676 Just a minute, dear. 136 00:10:08,612 --> 00:10:13,866 Sorry, Mr. Roberts. You're over your Iimit on this card too. 137 00:10:13,867 --> 00:10:16,367 Very well. 138 00:10:17,454 --> 00:10:19,954 Afraid not. 139 00:10:20,832 --> 00:10:23,125 My good man, I am Guy Roberts. 140 00:10:23,126 --> 00:10:25,502 Time was when that name alone was sufficient 141 00:10:25,503 --> 00:10:27,838 to guarantee a night's Iodging and a hot meal. 142 00:10:27,839 --> 00:10:30,132 Sorry, friend, I've got other people waiting. 143 00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:33,123 Look, there must be some mistake. 144 00:10:33,178 --> 00:10:34,803 Our credit's always been good. 145 00:10:34,804 --> 00:10:38,140 I'm sure you're right, ma'am, but it's company policy. 146 00:10:38,141 --> 00:10:42,645 - You do accept cash, do you not? - Of course. 147 00:10:42,979 --> 00:10:46,023 I think you'II find that this is more than sufficient. 148 00:10:46,024 --> 00:10:49,818 And here's a Iittle extra for your hospitality. 149 00:10:49,819 --> 00:10:52,279 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. 150 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,324 If there is any kindness I can show to any creature, 151 00:10:55,325 --> 00:11:00,345 Iet me do it now for I shall not pass this way again. 152 00:11:09,714 --> 00:11:13,684 Rental cars. A lot like playing hot potato. 153 00:11:13,843 --> 00:11:17,554 And I got burned by an overheated air conditioner. 154 00:11:17,555 --> 00:11:20,348 Fortunately, even if you are in the middle of nowhere, 155 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:22,851 a fuse is an easy thing to duplicate. 156 00:11:22,852 --> 00:11:28,565 All you need is something that'll carry a current, like a paper clip. 157 00:11:28,566 --> 00:11:31,066 Here's your change, sir. 158 00:11:33,362 --> 00:11:34,988 Where did you get these new twenties? 159 00:11:34,989 --> 00:11:39,868 Hey, I can't remember everybody who pays with twenty-dollar-- 160 00:11:39,869 --> 00:11:43,538 - Now can you remember? - The old man, the actor. 161 00:11:43,539 --> 00:11:46,249 - Actor got a name? - Guy-- Guy Roberts. 162 00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:49,836 - What kind of car is he driving? - An old Caddy convertible. 163 00:11:49,837 --> 00:11:52,337 He's headed for Hollywood. 164 00:11:53,591 --> 00:11:56,634 If you mention this discussion to anyone, 165 00:11:56,635 --> 00:11:59,195 I'II be back for my change. 166 00:12:06,937 --> 00:12:09,899 California, here I come 167 00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:16,155 - Right back where I started from - Right back where I started from 168 00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:20,241 A paper clip can be a wondrous thing. 169 00:12:20,242 --> 00:12:21,868 More times than I can remember, 170 00:12:21,869 --> 00:12:24,203 one of these has gotten me out of a tight spot. 171 00:12:24,204 --> 00:12:29,044 I was sure this would be another one of those times. 172 00:12:31,295 --> 00:12:34,655 So much for the wondrous paper clip. 173 00:12:35,591 --> 00:12:37,675 Why didn't you tell me about the money? 174 00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:40,386 I was saving it as a surprise. 175 00:12:40,387 --> 00:12:42,680 Actually, it's supposed to be our nest egg. 176 00:12:42,681 --> 00:12:45,099 And Iook how I've broken it wide open. 177 00:12:45,100 --> 00:12:46,934 I didn't know we had that kind of money. 178 00:12:46,935 --> 00:12:51,022 We don't. We didn't, until my agent came through. 179 00:12:51,023 --> 00:12:53,274 The studio is so excited about this project 180 00:12:53,275 --> 00:12:56,527 that they've paid me a bonus up front. 181 00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:58,946 It's just advance money. 182 00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:01,616 Oh, Guy, I have to tell you, 183 00:13:01,783 --> 00:13:04,410 when you first told me about this job in Hollywood, 184 00:13:04,411 --> 00:13:09,171 I was sure it was just another one of your stories. 185 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:13,002 Just an excuse to take me on this trip. 186 00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:14,753 Would that have been so wrong? 187 00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:19,834 How could I ever have doubted you? Will you forgive me? 188 00:13:20,302 --> 00:13:22,802 What's to forgive? 189 00:13:25,181 --> 00:13:28,642 Isn't that that nice young man we met at the motel, dear? 190 00:13:28,643 --> 00:13:33,083 Yes. It Iooks as if he's in need of assistance. 191 00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,619 - Howdy, folks. - Having a spot of trouble? 192 00:13:47,620 --> 00:13:50,831 Yeah, the electrical system seems to be shot. 193 00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:52,791 Hop in. We've got plenty of room. 194 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:56,211 - I'd sure appreciate that. - Not at all. Think nothing of it. 195 00:13:56,212 --> 00:13:57,963 One good turn deserves another. 196 00:13:57,964 --> 00:14:00,634 I owe you one from yesterday. 197 00:14:02,802 --> 00:14:09,802 Try not to bring any of that sand into the car with you, if you don't mind. 198 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:14,686 Thank you. 199 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:21,778 Your name is... 200 00:14:21,779 --> 00:14:23,280 What was your name again, young man? 201 00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:25,699 - MacGyver. - Where you headed? 202 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,409 AIbuquerque Airport. 203 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:30,662 We're passing right through. On our way to Hollywood. 204 00:14:30,663 --> 00:14:34,833 - Guy's going to be in a new picture. - That's terrific. What's it called? 205 00:14:34,834 --> 00:14:39,380 Space Pirates. It's supposed to be really groovy. 206 00:14:39,797 --> 00:14:43,133 - Space Pirates? - That's just a working title, dear. 207 00:14:43,134 --> 00:14:44,593 They'II probably change it. 208 00:14:44,594 --> 00:14:46,720 Hollywood producers are always changing things 209 00:14:46,721 --> 00:14:49,311 right up to the Iast minute. 210 00:14:51,726 --> 00:14:53,226 How do you know they took this road? 211 00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:54,811 Because this is the road to Hollywood. 212 00:14:54,812 --> 00:14:56,813 And that's where the clerk said they were headed. 213 00:14:56,814 --> 00:14:58,565 Yeah, but they got a head start on us. 214 00:14:58,566 --> 00:15:03,586 OId man, old car, I bet he's taking it nice and easy. 215 00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:09,576 Beautiful country, isn't it? God's country. 216 00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:12,453 I made a picture, Geronimo's Last Ride. 217 00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,414 Oh, yeah, I think I saw you in that. 218 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:15,999 Didn't you play Geronimo? 219 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,460 No, that was Thurston Powell. I was with the cavalry. 220 00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:21,879 But it must have been filmed somewhere around here. 221 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,590 It was Arizona, dear. 222 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:28,219 Well, all the world's a stage, and all its men and women merely players. 223 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,221 Yes, Arizona. 224 00:15:30,222 --> 00:15:31,639 What about you? 225 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:35,518 What brings you out to the middle of nowhere? 226 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,145 Sightseeing. 227 00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:41,358 Hey, Iooks Iike we found our '59 Caddy. 228 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:43,568 I wish we could go sightseeing. 229 00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:47,488 But shooting schedules being what they are-- 230 00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:51,951 Do you believe that? Open road, no other cars in sight, 231 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:57,206 and this ruddy idiot would rather sound off than go around me. 232 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,147 - Pull over! - Someone you know? 233 00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:01,585 Not really. 234 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,086 Force them over. 235 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:11,053 Nobody, but nobody, touches my car and gets away with it. 236 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:14,544 And I know this baby can outrun them. 237 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:18,488 - They're speeding up. - Stay with them. 238 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,105 Pull up alongside. 239 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,606 Hit him again. 240 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,405 Maybe this will scare him a Iittle. 241 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,657 - Pull over! - He's got a gun. 242 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,908 Try to pull out in front. FIoor it! 243 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,605 I'm going as fast as I can. 244 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,337 Guy, pull over. He's crazy as a Ioon. 245 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,298 No! Whatever you do, don't stop! 246 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,171 They're getting so much closer. 247 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,683 Mr. MacGyver, your Iuggage. 248 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,935 We've got to put a Iittle distance between us. May I? 249 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:04,096 - Well, yes, of course. Anything. - Thank you. 250 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,738 Good shot! 251 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,885 They're getting away! Get back on the road! 252 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:22,104 Come on, come on, come on! Move it! Move it! 253 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,212 Here they come again. 254 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,550 That's it, that's it. Keep it coming. 255 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,552 What could those men possibly want? 256 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,012 - I don't think I wanna know. - Do something. 257 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,891 I'm running out of ammo. This satchel's all we got Ieft. 258 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,512 No! No, not that one. I need that one. 259 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,772 This reminds me of The Great Pursuit. 260 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:50,033 But your stuntman did all the driving in that. 261 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,031 This isn't a movie. 262 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,532 They're using real bullets. 263 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,926 Faster, Guy! 264 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,023 Watch where you're going! 265 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,944 - Why are we slowing? - Something's on the wheel. 266 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,745 - What is it? - I don't know. 267 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:39,618 Stop the car and have a Iook. 268 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,120 It's that canvas thing he threw at us. 269 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,454 Get it off. 270 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,955 I'm trying. 271 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,543 No, no, just back up. 272 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:52,004 Back up the car. Hit the brake! Now go forward. 273 00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,674 - Did it. - That's right. Let's go. 274 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,535 - What now? - Just keep moving. 275 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:02,265 - What are you doing? - Gonna put the top up. 276 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:05,559 If you put the top up while driving, it will rip right off. 277 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,812 I sure hope so. 278 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,113 But I got a few things to do first. 279 00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,655 Would you please tell me what you're doing. 280 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:21,226 I'II explain Iater, just bear with me. 281 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:30,252 - Not the top! - Sorry, I'II fix it Iater. 282 00:19:34,130 --> 00:19:36,590 SIow it down. Let them get right behind us. 283 00:19:36,591 --> 00:19:39,593 - You Iost your head, old boy? - I'm hoping this top 284 00:19:39,594 --> 00:19:42,294 will keep that from happening. 285 00:19:44,140 --> 00:19:46,934 AII right, slow down, Guy. SIow it down. 286 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,435 Let them catch up. 287 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,565 Get ready to flip the switch. 288 00:19:53,566 --> 00:19:56,235 Put the top up when I give you the word. 289 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,736 Now! 290 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,240 - Look out! - I can't see anything! 291 00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,117 It worked! They're stopping. 292 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:07,088 Keep it floored, Guy. We need the distance. 293 00:20:09,749 --> 00:20:12,877 Get it off. Get it off! 294 00:20:13,836 --> 00:20:20,216 Unbelievable. What are you waiting for? Get the jack and fix the tire! 295 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:25,071 - Good show! - Bravo, MacGyver. 296 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:28,183 This reminds me of one of my favourite roles. 297 00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:31,061 I played the swashbuckler on Holiday in Ruritania. 298 00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:33,397 It wasn't Ruritania, dear. It was Colorado. 299 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,983 I remember. It was you and Stewart Granger in The Prisoner of Zenda. 300 00:20:36,984 --> 00:20:39,236 No, that was James Mason. 301 00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:41,738 I starred in Mulligan's Revenge. 302 00:20:41,739 --> 00:20:45,159 Oh, yeah, Mulligan's Revenge. 303 00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:51,081 Would you get off my back? I'm working as fast as I can. 304 00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:55,422 My mother could change a tire faster than this. 305 00:20:59,090 --> 00:21:00,298 Looks Iike trouble. 306 00:21:00,299 --> 00:21:03,051 - What is it, Guy? - I'm not sure. 307 00:21:03,052 --> 00:21:04,886 - Sounds Iike we're out of gas. - Impossible. 308 00:21:04,887 --> 00:21:07,806 - I just filled her up this morning. - Well, I hope it's nothing serious. 309 00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:14,077 There's no telling how Iong before those goons get back on the road. 310 00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:23,863 Keep an eye on them. Let me know if they make a move. 311 00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:26,584 I'II see what the problem is. 312 00:21:30,287 --> 00:21:33,164 Well, isn't that nice? They stopped to wait for us. 313 00:21:33,165 --> 00:21:34,874 - I'II get them. - Hey, good idea, Phil. 314 00:21:34,875 --> 00:21:37,377 By the time you're halfway there, we'II have this tire fixed. 315 00:21:37,378 --> 00:21:40,868 Get your butt back here and help Tom! 316 00:21:42,508 --> 00:21:44,008 I found it. 317 00:21:44,009 --> 00:21:47,178 - The fuel Iine's cracked. - What next? 318 00:21:47,179 --> 00:21:50,014 She just wasn't meant to take this sort of abuse. 319 00:21:50,015 --> 00:21:51,265 Well, Iook at her. 320 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,476 Her body's battered, her spirit's broken. 321 00:21:53,477 --> 00:21:56,771 Yes, but, Guy, she's held up Iike a champion. 322 00:21:56,772 --> 00:22:01,052 I just don't know how much more she can take. 323 00:22:01,693 --> 00:22:04,987 I feel the same way about my Jeep, Mr. Roberts. 324 00:22:04,988 --> 00:22:09,283 It's a good thing metal can be fixed a Iot easier than flesh, huh? 325 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:12,995 Listen, would you have a ballpoint pen I could borrow? 326 00:22:12,996 --> 00:22:14,830 Sure. 327 00:22:14,831 --> 00:22:16,916 Who would you Iike me to make it out to? 328 00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:19,417 Well, actually... 329 00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:22,672 MacGyver. Just MacGyver. 330 00:22:22,839 --> 00:22:24,340 Don't be embarrassed. 331 00:22:24,341 --> 00:22:28,094 I get this all the time, you know. There you are. 332 00:22:28,095 --> 00:22:30,595 Thank you, sir. 333 00:22:30,889 --> 00:22:33,389 Thanks, MacGyver. 334 00:22:34,851 --> 00:22:36,560 Guy? 335 00:22:36,561 --> 00:22:41,232 Could I borrow that pen again? I might be able to fix the fuel Iine with it. 336 00:22:41,233 --> 00:22:42,691 Sure. 337 00:22:42,692 --> 00:22:45,528 Thank you. And thank you. 338 00:22:48,865 --> 00:22:50,866 If you don't mind my asking, 339 00:22:50,867 --> 00:22:54,286 how is that pen going to solve our gasoline problem? 340 00:22:54,287 --> 00:22:58,707 I'm gonna use it to bridge the fuel Iine and seal the Ieak. 341 00:22:58,708 --> 00:23:00,709 What's happening with our friends down below? 342 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:03,430 Well, it's very hard to tell. 343 00:23:04,881 --> 00:23:08,131 They don't appear to be moving yet. 344 00:23:15,141 --> 00:23:19,811 MacGyver, about those fellows who were shooting at us just now... 345 00:23:19,812 --> 00:23:22,898 Yeah, I guess I owe you both an explanation. 346 00:23:22,899 --> 00:23:24,900 You do? 347 00:23:24,901 --> 00:23:28,445 Yeah. See, I work for a company called the Phoenix Foundation. 348 00:23:28,446 --> 00:23:30,906 And I was sent here to pick something up. 349 00:23:30,907 --> 00:23:33,950 I don't think those fellows down there want me to have it. 350 00:23:33,951 --> 00:23:36,203 What were you supposed to pick up? 351 00:23:36,204 --> 00:23:39,706 I'm not sure. I never had a chance to find out. 352 00:23:39,707 --> 00:23:42,209 I sure am sorry to get you folks involved Iike this. 353 00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:44,753 That's all right, boy. We're all in this together. 354 00:23:44,754 --> 00:23:47,924 I said that in Dance of the Sword. 355 00:23:48,299 --> 00:23:50,717 Or was it Duel to the Death? 356 00:23:50,718 --> 00:23:53,762 You said that in both those movies, dear. 357 00:23:53,763 --> 00:23:56,263 That's right. 358 00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:05,065 What on earth is he doing now? 359 00:24:05,066 --> 00:24:07,566 No idea. 360 00:24:18,245 --> 00:24:21,372 - What are you doing? - I gotta borrow this. 361 00:24:21,373 --> 00:24:24,363 - My muffler? - I'II replace it. 362 00:24:25,795 --> 00:24:28,505 Now all we gotta do is cool this baby off. 363 00:24:28,506 --> 00:24:30,924 You wouldn't have any water Ieft in that cooler, would you? 364 00:24:30,925 --> 00:24:33,425 I'II Iook. 365 00:24:38,474 --> 00:24:40,141 Lord, man, what are you up to now? 366 00:24:40,142 --> 00:24:42,842 Just a Iittle protection, sir. 367 00:24:47,566 --> 00:24:50,318 You suppose there will be anything Ieft of the car when he's done? 368 00:24:50,319 --> 00:24:52,987 I'm sure Mr. MacGyver knows what he's doing, dear. 369 00:24:52,988 --> 00:24:55,488 Water, please. 370 00:25:01,121 --> 00:25:03,621 AII right. 371 00:25:09,296 --> 00:25:11,796 My... 372 00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,426 I'II buy you another one. 373 00:25:32,778 --> 00:25:34,862 Come on, hurry up. They're gonna get the Caddy fixed 374 00:25:34,863 --> 00:25:37,363 before we get out of here. 375 00:25:40,994 --> 00:25:43,370 Hold that, would you please? 376 00:25:43,371 --> 00:25:45,871 Gasoline? 377 00:25:49,544 --> 00:25:51,211 AII right, Iet's move it! 378 00:25:51,212 --> 00:25:55,007 They're not gonna sit up there and wait for us all day. 379 00:25:55,008 --> 00:25:57,508 They're coming. 380 00:25:59,054 --> 00:26:04,214 Looks Iike their pit crew was a Iittle faster than ours. 381 00:26:05,685 --> 00:26:08,185 Time to go, kids. 382 00:26:14,277 --> 00:26:16,777 Go, Guy! 383 00:26:27,874 --> 00:26:30,042 How's it going back there, Iad? 384 00:26:30,043 --> 00:26:32,553 Keep your eyes on the road. 385 00:26:40,178 --> 00:26:43,097 No, not my seats. 386 00:26:43,264 --> 00:26:47,914 Don't worry, I know a guy who's great with seats. 387 00:26:59,155 --> 00:27:01,740 - Where are you going? - Where do you think I'm going? 388 00:27:01,741 --> 00:27:06,371 Stop. Stop! They went the other way. Now, back up. 389 00:27:09,832 --> 00:27:13,162 Come on, come on, come on. Move it! 390 00:27:24,889 --> 00:27:28,141 Mrs. Roberts, could you pass me that gasoline, please? 391 00:27:28,142 --> 00:27:31,312 - I beg your pardon? - Gasoline. 392 00:27:31,979 --> 00:27:34,647 Tearing the stuffing out of the Caddy was easy. 393 00:27:34,648 --> 00:27:38,026 Using it to stop the guys chasing us was another matter. 394 00:27:38,027 --> 00:27:39,527 Gasoline would help. 395 00:27:39,528 --> 00:27:42,488 Always does when you need an explosion. 396 00:27:42,489 --> 00:27:44,324 Since I bent the back of the tailpipe, 397 00:27:44,325 --> 00:27:47,910 the explosion only had one way to go: out. 398 00:27:47,911 --> 00:27:51,372 And it was gonna take Guy's steering wheel knob right along with it. 399 00:27:51,373 --> 00:27:53,666 Sort of a homemade mortar. 400 00:27:53,667 --> 00:27:57,447 Step on it. We gotta get closer to them. 401 00:28:01,216 --> 00:28:03,342 Are you creating another obstacle for them? 402 00:28:03,343 --> 00:28:05,843 Yeah, that's the idea. 403 00:28:16,523 --> 00:28:19,023 Duck! 404 00:28:21,361 --> 00:28:24,191 Next time, keep the car steady. 405 00:28:26,366 --> 00:28:29,066 Push in the cigarette Iighter. 406 00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:41,631 Now all I need is this fuse. 407 00:28:41,798 --> 00:28:44,298 The cigarette Iighter ready? 408 00:28:46,136 --> 00:28:47,386 Now what? 409 00:28:47,387 --> 00:28:51,247 Touch it to the fuse and pray this works. 410 00:28:54,227 --> 00:28:58,777 - What's he doing? - He's aiming something at us. 411 00:29:00,692 --> 00:29:03,192 It worked! 412 00:29:06,906 --> 00:29:08,782 SIow it down! No, no! 413 00:29:08,783 --> 00:29:13,573 Phil, what are you doing? Phil, Iook-- SIow it-- No! 414 00:29:15,832 --> 00:29:17,249 We got them! 415 00:29:17,250 --> 00:29:19,543 To the victor belongs the spoils. 416 00:29:19,544 --> 00:29:22,044 Hallelujah! 417 00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:32,610 - Is everybody all right? - Yeah, yeah, just check the car. 418 00:29:34,225 --> 00:29:36,725 Hey, what was that thing? 419 00:29:36,728 --> 00:29:39,146 - I don't know. Some sort of cannon. - Where did he get it? 420 00:29:39,147 --> 00:29:40,772 What difference does it make? 421 00:29:40,773 --> 00:29:42,774 Radiator's shot. We're out a set of wheels. 422 00:29:42,775 --> 00:29:45,027 - Now what do we do? - We do what we started out to do. 423 00:29:45,028 --> 00:29:46,570 Nothing's changed. I want that money. 424 00:29:46,571 --> 00:29:48,071 - We're gonna walk? - Exactly. 425 00:29:48,072 --> 00:29:50,657 They have to stop sometime, and when they do, I wanna be there. 426 00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:53,158 Let's go. 427 00:29:59,834 --> 00:30:02,712 Oh, my, Iisten to the engine. 428 00:30:04,005 --> 00:30:07,299 I'm afraid it's serious. Now the oil Iight is on. 429 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:11,070 I'm not sure, but I'd say she's had it. 430 00:30:21,605 --> 00:30:25,785 MacGyver, I think this is what they're after. 431 00:30:42,376 --> 00:30:44,335 Is this all yours? 432 00:30:44,336 --> 00:30:46,337 Well... 433 00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:47,964 Why, yes... 434 00:30:47,965 --> 00:30:51,245 ...insofar as it's in my possession. 435 00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:55,240 - You see-- - There is no job, is there? 436 00:31:01,103 --> 00:31:03,354 It is not my money. I found it in the car. 437 00:31:03,355 --> 00:31:05,022 - What? - Project, Guy. 438 00:31:05,023 --> 00:31:07,942 Those of us in the back row would Iike to hear as well. 439 00:31:07,943 --> 00:31:11,696 It is not my money. I found it in the car. 440 00:31:11,697 --> 00:31:14,866 - And how did it get in the car? - I don't know. 441 00:31:14,867 --> 00:31:16,242 - You don't know? - No. 442 00:31:16,243 --> 00:31:18,286 But you thought you'd keep it anyway. 443 00:31:18,287 --> 00:31:20,288 - Excuse me, folks, but I don't think-- - No? 444 00:31:20,289 --> 00:31:22,373 Then why is it even in the car? 445 00:31:22,374 --> 00:31:25,710 Why did you use it to pay the motel bill, Guy? Why? 446 00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:29,130 Because I'm tired of being treated Iike an old fool. 447 00:31:29,131 --> 00:31:31,215 I'm tired of being a failure. 448 00:31:31,216 --> 00:31:36,076 I'm tired of the way you had to Iive because of it. 449 00:31:36,221 --> 00:31:40,191 - I just wanted to make you happy. - Happy? 450 00:31:40,392 --> 00:31:42,518 Happy that my husband is a thief? 451 00:31:42,519 --> 00:31:44,770 Happy that you Iied to me? 452 00:31:44,771 --> 00:31:46,897 Happy to have a carload of hooligans 453 00:31:46,898 --> 00:31:48,858 shoot at us and nearly run us off the road? 454 00:31:48,859 --> 00:31:52,070 Do I Iook happy to you? 455 00:31:52,571 --> 00:31:55,198 Age cannot wither her, 456 00:31:55,365 --> 00:31:58,534 nor custom stale her infinite variety. 457 00:31:58,535 --> 00:32:02,295 Antony and Cleopatra. Act two, scene two. 458 00:32:03,748 --> 00:32:05,666 Mrs. Roberts? 459 00:32:05,667 --> 00:32:09,795 If it helps any, this is probably more my fault than Guy's. 460 00:32:09,796 --> 00:32:14,633 Unless I miss my guess, this money was meant for me. 461 00:32:14,634 --> 00:32:16,051 - June-- - You be quiet. 462 00:32:16,052 --> 00:32:18,512 You've gotten us into enough trouble already. 463 00:32:18,513 --> 00:32:22,599 Look, if we Ieave the money here, will they Ieave us alone? 464 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,812 They don't strike me as the type to Iet bygones be bygones, ma'am. 465 00:32:26,813 --> 00:32:28,730 I think we're gonna have to keep on moving. 466 00:32:28,731 --> 00:32:31,691 Where do you suggest we move to? 467 00:32:31,901 --> 00:32:36,071 I'm afraid the old girl hasn't got it in her to carry us any further. 468 00:32:36,072 --> 00:32:38,365 Guy, what does that Iook Iike to you down there? 469 00:32:38,366 --> 00:32:40,701 A deserted town perhaps. 470 00:32:40,702 --> 00:32:44,121 Probably is. But at Ieast we won't be out in the open any Ionger. 471 00:32:44,122 --> 00:32:46,622 Come on, hop in. 472 00:33:02,807 --> 00:33:05,347 - Got it in neutral? - Yes. 473 00:33:14,485 --> 00:33:16,027 I'm hot, I'm tired and I'm thirsty. 474 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:17,988 - How Iong we gonna keep this up? - Can it! 475 00:33:17,989 --> 00:33:21,241 - I'm sick of hearing you complain. - I'm sick of you wasting our time. 476 00:33:21,242 --> 00:33:23,994 When are you gonna get it? They got away. They're not gonna stop. 477 00:33:23,995 --> 00:33:25,745 We're not gonna get that money back-- 478 00:33:25,746 --> 00:33:28,665 You're wrong. We're not giving up. 479 00:33:28,666 --> 00:33:31,000 - Now, you start moving. - How Iong? 480 00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:33,336 How Iong are we just gonna keep walking Iike this? 481 00:33:33,337 --> 00:33:35,463 You can walk now or run for the rest of your Iife. 482 00:33:35,464 --> 00:33:37,465 That's what you'II have to do to stay alive 483 00:33:37,466 --> 00:33:40,476 if we don't get that money back. 484 00:33:50,604 --> 00:33:53,104 - What? - Oil. 485 00:33:53,274 --> 00:33:55,400 - Fresh oil. - Big deal. 486 00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:57,527 It is a big deal. 487 00:33:57,528 --> 00:34:01,322 If their car's Ieaking this much oil, it's not gonna take them much farther. 488 00:34:01,323 --> 00:34:03,823 We got them. 489 00:34:09,540 --> 00:34:12,333 If I can get us on a good roll down this hill, 490 00:34:12,334 --> 00:34:15,044 we can coast all the way to that town. 491 00:34:15,045 --> 00:34:16,963 This is humiliating. 492 00:34:16,964 --> 00:34:20,424 I've never driven this car so slowly before in my Iife. 493 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:23,886 MacGyver, do you think those nasty men will follow us here? 494 00:34:23,887 --> 00:34:26,889 Well, this seems to be the only town around. 495 00:34:26,890 --> 00:34:29,892 We'II just have to be ready for them in case they do. 496 00:34:29,893 --> 00:34:33,563 I do hope we've seen the Iast of them. 497 00:34:33,647 --> 00:34:37,007 - My feet are killing me. - Shut up. 498 00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:40,987 Well, this is where the hill runs out. Welcome to Main Street. 499 00:34:40,988 --> 00:34:42,988 What a place to be stranded, 500 00:34:42,989 --> 00:34:45,449 a deserted town miles from civilization, 501 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,743 hotter than Hades. 502 00:34:47,744 --> 00:34:50,371 Oh, what I'd give for a nice, tall drink of ice water. 503 00:34:50,372 --> 00:34:54,041 It'II be cooler in the shade. Why don't you stop the car under this tree? 504 00:34:54,042 --> 00:34:56,542 What a good idea. 505 00:34:56,920 --> 00:35:01,048 I'm not so sure we want to Ieave the car out in the open, Guy. 506 00:35:01,049 --> 00:35:03,929 Let's put her behind that shed. 507 00:35:04,928 --> 00:35:06,720 It should be Iess obvious there. 508 00:35:06,721 --> 00:35:12,011 Just in case our friends manage to find a ride into town. 509 00:35:22,654 --> 00:35:25,374 I think we got them. Come on. 510 00:35:47,136 --> 00:35:48,637 Well, now what? 511 00:35:48,638 --> 00:35:52,934 Well, this much money never seemed real to me. 512 00:35:53,101 --> 00:35:55,601 Well, it's real now, Guy. 513 00:35:56,145 --> 00:35:59,395 Maybe not. Can I see one of those? 514 00:36:00,566 --> 00:36:05,404 Why was it so important for Tony to give me this money? 515 00:36:05,405 --> 00:36:07,905 Paper's good. 516 00:36:08,324 --> 00:36:09,658 Ink's all right. 517 00:36:09,659 --> 00:36:12,489 - Can I see some more? - Sure. 518 00:36:24,298 --> 00:36:26,049 I think we're dealing with counterfeiters. 519 00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:28,176 AII the serial numbers on these bills are the same. 520 00:36:28,177 --> 00:36:30,679 No wonder they're so anxious to get their hands on the money. 521 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,682 They're not going to give up until they have it, are they? 522 00:36:33,683 --> 00:36:36,559 We're not about to give up either, ma'am. 523 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,019 I got a plan. 524 00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:40,522 Guy, I want you to pull the horn out of your car. 525 00:36:40,523 --> 00:36:43,663 I think I can put it to good use. 526 00:36:46,487 --> 00:36:48,655 The town should be just around this bend, 527 00:36:48,656 --> 00:36:51,157 and then we'II have them and the money. 528 00:36:51,158 --> 00:36:53,034 What makes you think they're gonna be there? 529 00:36:53,035 --> 00:36:57,747 Dead car, senior citizens, where else would they go? 530 00:36:57,748 --> 00:37:01,709 I knew it was only a matter of time before those guys paid us a visit. 531 00:37:01,710 --> 00:37:05,922 And I didn't exactly wanna throw out a welcome mat. 532 00:37:05,923 --> 00:37:07,382 So as soon as I got the car horn, 533 00:37:07,383 --> 00:37:10,510 I'd be able to put the finishing touches on a doorbell 534 00:37:10,511 --> 00:37:13,051 with a rather piercing ring. 535 00:37:13,055 --> 00:37:17,308 To do that, I needed some wire and two metal contact points: 536 00:37:17,309 --> 00:37:20,859 The front doorhandle and the horseshoe. 537 00:37:21,647 --> 00:37:28,107 Connect them both to this battery, and I should have a proper greeting. 538 00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,362 We got them now. 539 00:37:33,909 --> 00:37:39,289 - June, I... - Guy, I'm so disappointed in you. 540 00:37:44,586 --> 00:37:48,089 - Here's the horn you asked for. - Thank you, sir. 541 00:37:48,090 --> 00:37:50,717 MacGyver, what have I done? 542 00:37:50,884 --> 00:37:53,719 Was it worth it, tearing her up Iike this? 543 00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:57,389 I think it'd be best if you didn't think about it, sir. 544 00:37:57,390 --> 00:37:59,100 But I can guarantee you, 545 00:37:59,101 --> 00:38:03,437 when this is all over, she'II be back just the way you remember her. 546 00:38:03,438 --> 00:38:06,482 You're a good chap, but I'm afraid it's not quite as simple as that. 547 00:38:06,483 --> 00:38:08,484 I've never seen her Iike this before. 548 00:38:08,485 --> 00:38:12,613 Well, you've probably never quite put her through anything Iike this before. 549 00:38:12,614 --> 00:38:16,826 Perhaps not, but that's hollow consolation. 550 00:38:16,993 --> 00:38:19,787 Yeah, I know. She may not Iook Iike much now-- 551 00:38:19,788 --> 00:38:21,455 Not Iook Iike much? 552 00:38:21,456 --> 00:38:25,918 I'II have you know that she Iooks as good now as the day I married her. 553 00:38:25,919 --> 00:38:28,419 Married? 554 00:38:29,214 --> 00:38:30,964 You're talking about June. 555 00:38:30,965 --> 00:38:33,465 Well, yes, of course. June. 556 00:38:33,802 --> 00:38:36,922 Who else would I be talking about? 557 00:38:38,139 --> 00:38:42,789 I'd give anything to get her to talk to me again. 558 00:38:48,399 --> 00:38:50,192 What are you up to now? 559 00:38:50,193 --> 00:38:54,196 Well, a good relationship is a Iot Iike a car. 560 00:38:54,197 --> 00:38:58,825 If you want it to work smoothly, you gotta put a Iot of work into it... 561 00:38:58,826 --> 00:39:01,366 ...and have the right tools. 562 00:39:06,876 --> 00:39:11,796 FIowers make a pretty good tool for that kind of job. 563 00:39:14,967 --> 00:39:17,969 Now it's up to you to do the work. 564 00:39:17,970 --> 00:39:20,470 MacGyver, thank you. 565 00:40:53,607 --> 00:40:56,107 June. 566 00:40:57,611 --> 00:41:01,521 I'd Iike to say I'm sorry for everything. 567 00:41:01,615 --> 00:41:06,660 For taking you away from Hollywood, from your friends, from your career. 568 00:41:06,661 --> 00:41:10,873 For having to put up with my insufferable pride 569 00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:13,292 and intolerable ego. 570 00:41:13,293 --> 00:41:14,960 Guy Roberts. 571 00:41:14,961 --> 00:41:18,964 You honestly believe you could make me do anything I didn't want to do? 572 00:41:18,965 --> 00:41:22,635 I've spent my Iife with you because I've wanted to. 573 00:41:22,636 --> 00:41:25,136 Because I Iove you. 574 00:41:28,558 --> 00:41:30,976 Oh, Guy. 575 00:41:30,977 --> 00:41:35,147 Doubt that the stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, 576 00:41:35,148 --> 00:41:40,570 doubt truth to be a Iiar, but never doubt my Iove. 577 00:41:47,744 --> 00:41:49,328 They're beautiful. 578 00:41:49,329 --> 00:41:52,079 I think they're beautiful too. 579 00:41:52,457 --> 00:41:57,347 Why don't you folks just get up and join me outside. 580 00:42:29,869 --> 00:42:33,069 Sounds Iike my boys found your car. 581 00:42:55,102 --> 00:42:57,896 AII right, old man, where's the money? 582 00:42:57,897 --> 00:43:00,941 - In the front. - Go get it. 583 00:43:03,903 --> 00:43:06,779 When you've got the money, you will Ieave us alone, won't you? 584 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:09,280 Sure, Iady, just as soon-- 585 00:43:11,327 --> 00:43:13,827 En garde. 586 00:43:21,754 --> 00:43:24,254 Guy, watch out! 587 00:43:34,933 --> 00:43:37,561 My hero. 588 00:43:39,271 --> 00:43:41,063 Hey, I got it. 589 00:43:41,064 --> 00:43:42,815 Guy Roberts from the Late Show. 590 00:43:42,816 --> 00:43:45,276 Rampage of the Round Table. Night of a Thousand Days. 591 00:43:45,277 --> 00:43:47,528 - That Guy Roberts? - Yes, that's it. 592 00:43:47,529 --> 00:43:50,823 That's it, precisely. That Guy Roberts. 593 00:43:50,824 --> 00:43:53,654 You know, he actually knows me. 594 00:43:53,785 --> 00:43:56,872 Somebody actually remembers. 595 00:44:11,470 --> 00:44:15,097 Hollywood has changed so much. This used to be the club Oasis. 596 00:44:15,098 --> 00:44:18,185 Everybody used to come here. 597 00:44:18,351 --> 00:44:20,811 Now it's just an old body shop. 598 00:44:20,812 --> 00:44:22,688 Come on now, kids, 599 00:44:22,689 --> 00:44:26,108 there's still a Iittle bit of Hollywood magic Ieft here. 600 00:44:26,109 --> 00:44:28,609 Pete! 601 00:44:28,987 --> 00:44:31,487 Showtime. 602 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,660 Voilà. 603 00:44:37,912 --> 00:44:40,412 Oh, Guy, she's beautiful. 604 00:44:40,457 --> 00:44:42,082 It's unbelievable. 605 00:44:42,083 --> 00:44:44,803 I told you it could be fixed. 606 00:44:46,671 --> 00:44:49,006 Well, it Iooks Iike your bonus is appreciated. 607 00:44:49,007 --> 00:44:50,841 And well deserved too. 608 00:44:50,842 --> 00:44:52,509 You stopped the boys with the funny money 609 00:44:52,510 --> 00:44:54,803 from saturating the entire West Coast with it. 610 00:44:54,804 --> 00:44:57,598 - Got the plates too. - Well, good. 611 00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:59,933 What? 612 00:44:59,934 --> 00:45:02,434 A scratch. 613 00:45:06,899 --> 00:45:09,399 Thread.