1 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:08,049 [music playing] 2 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:32,866 [indistinct commentary] 3 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,501 Hey, babe. How was work? 4 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:49,549 It was fine. 5 00:00:49,632 --> 00:00:51,885 What's wrong? Something happen? 6 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,346 I'm just... 7 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:58,933 I'm searching for these words to say to you right now. 8 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,562 [chuckles] Oh, just say it. 9 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:08,568 I slept with my ex. 10 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,863 I didn't mean to do it, and it just happened. 11 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:13,198 And I didn't do it on purpose. 12 00:01:13,281 --> 00:01:15,450 Bitch, I don't want your sloppy second ass! 13 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,535 I ain't Russell Wilson in this motherfucker! 14 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,371 [exhales] 15 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,054 [alarm chirps] 16 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,017 [TV playing] 17 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:42,894 Hey, babe. How was work? 18 00:01:45,605 --> 00:01:48,733 It was splendid. 19 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,402 Splendid? We're using "splendid" now? 20 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,446 [chuckles] Hey. 21 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,825 -What's wrong? -Why do you think something's wrong? 22 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,244 I don't know. You just seem off. 23 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:03,206 Oh, it was just... It was a long day at work. 24 00:02:04,249 --> 00:02:07,335 Well, maybe I can make it better. 25 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,761 [Issa] Wait, what? 26 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,805 Where's the "Broken Pussy" video? 27 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:21,975 I called a guy I used to work with and he got it taken down. 28 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:24,435 -Like, everywhere? -Yep. 29 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:26,688 If you Google your name, the only thing that comes up 30 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:31,693 is your Facebook page and a singer named Issa Sekibo. 31 00:02:31,776 --> 00:02:34,320 He sounds like a Nigerian Ruben Studdard. 32 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,614 [humming] 33 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,367 [crying] 34 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,744 What... Hey, why are you crying? 35 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,789 -Because of what you did. -Babe, it was nothing. 36 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:47,375 No, you took care of it. 37 00:02:47,458 --> 00:02:49,210 And you're always taking care of me. 38 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,880 You're like my black Spider-Man. 39 00:02:52,922 --> 00:02:55,133 Hey. Hey, come here. Come here. 40 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:58,970 -Now I got snot all on you. -Hey, it's okay! 41 00:02:59,053 --> 00:03:01,139 [sobs] 42 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:04,267 I just love you so much. 43 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,062 I love you, too. 44 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:12,150 No, but, like, I really love you. 45 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:17,739 And I appreciate you, and... I never wanna forget that. 46 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,951 You know, I like getting all this love. 47 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,036 [both chuckling] 48 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:24,787 What are you gonna do 49 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:27,165 when I tell you I picked up your dry cleaning today? 50 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,207 [sobs] 51 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:29,959 No, you weren't supposed to cry. 52 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,003 [music playing] 53 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,964 ♪ I'm not perfect ♪ 54 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,719 ♪ I have flaws ♪ 55 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:42,931 ♪ But I'm so worth it ♪ 56 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,475 Babe, my teeth feel clean as fuck. 57 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:47,727 These new floss things, they really get in there. 58 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,897 -Look. -They look good, babe. 59 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,067 -Come here. -Oh. 60 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,453 -What? -Uh, nothing. 61 00:04:05,536 --> 00:04:06,955 I got the chills real quick. 62 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,290 Oh. Come here. Let me warm you up. 63 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,417 -Okay. -Come on. 64 00:04:15,964 --> 00:04:17,131 Mmm-hmm. 65 00:04:23,846 --> 00:04:26,266 [both moaning] 66 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:29,560 [grunts] 67 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:31,604 What? You still cold? You need blankets? What? 68 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:35,650 Um, no. I think the video has just been stressing me out. 69 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,071 Can we just... Can we just lay here? 70 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:42,115 Yeah. 71 00:04:42,573 --> 00:04:43,741 Sure. 72 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,743 You sure? You're not mad? 73 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,037 Nah, I'm cool. 74 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:51,874 -Thanks, babe. -Mmm-hmm. 75 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:53,334 [sighs] 76 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:00,591 [door opens] 77 00:05:04,595 --> 00:05:06,014 [door closes] 78 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,099 [Molly, whispering] What the fuck? 79 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:20,528 [Molly groans softly] 80 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:29,662 Hey. 81 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,331 Hey. 82 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:36,294 Uh, thanks for letting me stay here last night. 83 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:39,464 You didn't really leave me much of a choice. 84 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,008 [Molly chuckles softly] 85 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,469 Is that Cookie Crisp? 86 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:46,721 Dang, I haven't had that since, like, elementary. 87 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:49,182 So, what was last night about? 88 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:53,644 You show up faded at my place out of nowhere. 89 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:57,065 Yeah, I was just going through something with this dude 90 00:05:57,148 --> 00:06:00,026 and I guess my drunk brain just led me here. 91 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:01,360 Okay. 92 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:04,989 What? 93 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:07,450 You know, 94 00:06:08,034 --> 00:06:10,703 it's fine if you and I didn't work out. 95 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:14,499 But it just feels like you're playing games, and I'm not really about that. 96 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,043 You're right. 97 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:21,923 You know, I was doing the most, but, you know, I really did like you. 98 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:29,514 All right, I fucked up and you didn't deserve any of that, and I'm sorry. 99 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:37,730 You know what? I suck. I'm... I'm just gonna go. 100 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,316 Yeah, this is... I'm not... 101 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,405 Don't smile. 102 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,740 You ain't getting no milk. 103 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,242 [chuckles] 104 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:51,035 Okay. 105 00:06:51,119 --> 00:06:52,203 Thanks. 106 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:56,624 Your hair looks great like that, by the way. 107 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,961 So, what are you doing today? 108 00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:02,130 Uh, just... I have errands. 109 00:07:02,797 --> 00:07:03,673 You need a ride? 110 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:09,428 -[panting, moaning] -You still got errands? 111 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,139 -No! I... -You still got errands? 112 00:07:11,222 --> 00:07:13,307 I ain't got no errands! I ain't got no errands! 113 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:16,227 {\an8}♪ If you wanted me to front it ♪ 114 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,729 {\an8}♪ Are you saying you don't wanna? ♪ 115 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:21,441 ♪ Yeah, won't you come and be my owner? ♪ 116 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:24,402 ♪ Come on, I put my heart on a plate ♪ 117 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:25,820 ♪ Eat it, babe ♪ 118 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,155 Is that pork bacon? 119 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:28,906 What's the occasion? 120 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,826 Can't I just wake up and wanna cook breakfast for my bae? 121 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:35,288 Yeah, you can, but it just feels so... new. 122 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:39,125 I just wanted to thank you, you know, officially. 123 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,254 You're not even ready for this shit, okay? 124 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,256 -So, we got real bacon... -Mmm-hmm. 125 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:48,801 ...blueberry waffles, eggs lightly scrambled, 126 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,012 plus strawberries and pineapples. 127 00:07:51,095 --> 00:07:52,388 What? 128 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:54,432 Damn, Iss! 129 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:57,477 And I was thinking we should go out later. 130 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,062 You know, it's been a minute since we had a date night. 131 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,231 Yeah. You know, I'm down. 132 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,108 -Okay. -Look at you. 133 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:05,943 Cooking breakfast, making dinner plans. 134 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,321 Yo, I got me a real one. 135 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:10,698 All right, hand me some fruit. 136 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,451 {\an8}And, Frieda, where are we 137 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:15,536 on the silent auction items for the fundraiser? 138 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:18,498 It's going great. The Rams are donating tickets. 139 00:08:18,581 --> 00:08:20,791 Dulan's is donating a private dinner, 140 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,711 but we are still waiting on a jersey signed by Kobe Bryant. 141 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:27,048 -I saw him at Katsuya once. -Oh. Hmm. 142 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:30,551 And have we secured a location in Malibu? 143 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:34,096 Oh, we have several options that I can show you, 144 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:37,058 but most places are saying that we can't bring kids 145 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:38,851 because they're worried about damage. 146 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,520 But a lot of them are saying 147 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:43,022 that they'll provide chairs and tables at no additional cost. 148 00:08:43,105 --> 00:08:46,108 I thought the whole point was to invite kids this year. 149 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,028 Yeah. Why are we pressed to do it in Malibu? 150 00:08:49,111 --> 00:08:52,156 Did you hear the part about the tables and chairs? 151 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:55,576 I did, but can't we do it somewhere near, 152 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,871 like Inglewood or Baldwin Hills? 153 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,875 I mean, Malibu's nice, it's just We Got Y'all is in this community. 154 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:07,213 It would just be great to show the kids that there's beauty in their own backyard. 155 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:14,595 -I think that's a great idea. -Me, too! 156 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,473 Not that you asked. I'm just adding. 157 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,517 -Okay. -[phone buzzes] 158 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,102 [Joanne] Moving on. 159 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,146 [upbeat music playing] 160 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:26,274 ♪ You see ♪ 161 00:09:26,357 --> 00:09:29,735 ♪ Love's got me in a daze ♪ 162 00:09:32,613 --> 00:09:34,490 ♪ Crazy ♪ 163 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,535 ♪ How it makes me behave... ♪ 164 00:09:37,618 --> 00:09:41,414 {\an8}Okay, "Add basil, cook for one minute." 165 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:43,416 {\an8}Can do, bitch. 166 00:09:43,499 --> 00:09:45,585 ♪ I feel so full again ♪ 167 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:47,086 [phone ringing] 168 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,588 Yeah! 169 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:52,216 Yo, you know what? 170 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,510 Chrissy Teigan has a dope-ass cookbook. 171 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,305 Are you in the kitchen? Please get the fuck out. 172 00:09:57,388 --> 00:09:58,764 No, I will not. 173 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,641 I'm cooking for somebody. 174 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,143 Who, that lawyer nigga? 175 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:04,061 Okay, is this a shade-free zone? 176 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:07,565 -Never. -Okay, you remember Jared? 177 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,610 [laughs] Are... You are the worst! 178 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:13,779 -Girl, I know, right? -So, what happened with The League? 179 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,615 Girl, I'm over them niggas. 180 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:18,117 Like, they look good on paper, but they on some bullshit. 181 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,744 So, you're with Jared now? 182 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:22,788 Girl, I know, right? 183 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,499 Life is a funny thing. 184 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,835 I can't get into it while I'm sautéing and basting, 185 00:10:27,918 --> 00:10:30,171 but the point is we talked, he checked me. 186 00:10:30,254 --> 00:10:32,256 I mean, we had a real honest conversation. 187 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:35,718 I just like that we can just share and be real. 188 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:37,470 Tsk, you fucked that nigga. 189 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:38,888 Yes. Yes, I did. 190 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,473 That is not the point! 191 00:10:40,556 --> 00:10:43,351 I mean, it was different. It just felt different. 192 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:46,646 Well, okay, girl! Look at you. 193 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,691 -Was it good? -Bitch! 194 00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:53,027 -[doorbell rings] -Oh, wait, I gotta go. He's here. 195 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:54,278 Bye. 196 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,206 -Hey. -Hey. 197 00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:10,127 -[music playing] -[panting] 198 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:12,797 Thank you, Chrissy! 199 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:16,342 -Have you tried Blue Apron? -Stay focused! 200 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:23,349 [Lawrence] Yo, next time, we're getting two popcorns. 201 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,851 -I barely ate any. -I did not eat that much. 202 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,728 No? None fell down your dress? 203 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,689 Wow! Look at all that. 204 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,483 Those were there before we came. 205 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,901 Yeah. 206 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,113 Hey, let's go in here for a sec. 207 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:38,447 For what? 208 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:40,699 I've been thinking about getting a nose ring. 209 00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:43,828 -Stud or hoop? -It don't matter as long as it's gold. 210 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,413 [chuckles] 211 00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,835 [door chimes] 212 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,003 -Hi. -Hey. 213 00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,923 Uh, can I see a marquis cut with a platinum band? 214 00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:58,008 The man knows what he wants. 215 00:11:58,092 --> 00:12:00,052 What you know about a marquis cut? 216 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:05,057 The diamonds in this setting begin in a half carat and go up to three. 217 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,688 Um, this one? 218 00:12:10,771 --> 00:12:11,897 That's very nice. 219 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:14,275 Thank you. 220 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,073 Wow. 221 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,701 Do you like that? 222 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,662 -Do you like that? -[gasps] 223 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,708 -Like that? -[moaning] 224 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:35,087 What? 225 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,422 Um, can we go? 226 00:12:36,505 --> 00:12:38,674 -What? Why? -I just don't feel good. 227 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:41,302 I, um... I think I had too much junk at the movies. 228 00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,095 -Sorry. -That's okay. 229 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,307 -It's okay. -[door chimes] 230 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,729 You're lying! I cannot see you as a fat kid. 231 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,482 Husky. My mom said I was husky. 232 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,735 Oh, okay. Your mom sounds like a lovely woman. 233 00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,445 She is. She's nice. 234 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:00,988 Oh, my mom, oh, my gosh. 235 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:02,281 She was always on me. 236 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:04,116 I remember my first year in college. 237 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,035 I wilded out just to piss her off. 238 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,580 Really? I wanna hear more about this wild Molly. 239 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,290 Uh, no. That's okay. 240 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,959 Nah. What? Did you go to juvie? 241 00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:16,378 -You were slanging that rock? -Shut up. 242 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:21,300 -No. I just did young, dumb shit. -Okay. 243 00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:24,887 Like, I may or may not have slept with a college professor. 244 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,972 Wow! 245 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,141 Okay. More, please. 246 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,478 Oh, my... No. Ugh, okay. 247 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:37,816 Um, all right. Also in college, I made out with a girl at a frat party. 248 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,777 Mmm. See, I'm not mad at that. 249 00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,904 -Of course you're not. -Okay, what else? 250 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:43,322 Ugh, okay. 251 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:46,408 Um, I did coke for, like, a hot second in law school. 252 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,368 Mmm-hmm. 253 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,912 And I also had my tongue pierced for, like, a month. 254 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,206 But, wait, why am I the only one sharing? 255 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:55,042 No, where's your dirt? No, bring it. 256 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,128 Okay, um... Oh. 257 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:01,507 I ran naked through a Best Western one time. 258 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,342 I was so fucking high. 259 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:05,511 Um, please come harder, okay? 260 00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:08,305 Oh, okay. I slept with my first boss. 261 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,974 And she was married. 262 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,393 -Oh, shit! -Mmm-hmm. 263 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:15,938 -The husky home-wrecker. -[chuckles] Yeah. 264 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,690 That's what they called me. 265 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,817 Wow, okay. What else you got? 266 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,529 When I was 20, I kind of had a sexual experience like yours. 267 00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:25,197 What you mean? 268 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,157 I messed around with a guy before. 269 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,788 -Wait, you did what? -I mean, it was, like, a long time ago. 270 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,207 My friend and I were at this party in New York, 271 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,709 both super drunk. 272 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:42,298 Went back to his place and then, you know, it just kind of happened. 273 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:46,677 Wh... what kind of happened? 274 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,596 He went down on me. 275 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,226 Oh, so you're, like, bi? 276 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,812 No. No, definitely not. 277 00:14:56,896 --> 00:15:00,441 I mean, I had never done anything like this before 278 00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,861 and I knew afterwards it wasn't for me. 279 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:07,531 Oh, like... like, how long after, though? 280 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,199 Like, immediately. 281 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,452 Okay, like, but immediately when? 282 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:13,454 And, like, was this, like, a one-time thing 283 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,414 with this, like... This one guy? 284 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:17,917 Or was it, like, a one-time thing with other guys or... 285 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:21,211 -Molly, one guy, one time. -Mmm-hmm. 286 00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:22,421 That's it. 287 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,717 [chuckles] Okay. 288 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:29,553 -I have so many questions. -Shit, me, too! 289 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,722 -Okay, how many times? -Did he like it? 290 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,266 -Okay, did he come? Did they both come? -Kelli, that's enough. 291 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:35,601 Shit, we're all thinking it! 292 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,938 Sweetie, you can't keep dating him. He's gay. 293 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,856 Because that totally makes him gay, right? 294 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,483 Bitch, sophomore year, 295 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,985 you hooked up with that chick who looked like Lisa Turtle. 296 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,196 -Okay, who didn't? -It's different for women. 297 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:51,492 Okay, wait. You're telling me that once a dude touches a dick, he's gay? 298 00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:52,451 [women] Yes. 299 00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,662 So, it's, like, straight, straight, straight, 300 00:15:54,745 --> 00:15:57,456 straight, straight, straight, Lee Daniels? 301 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,667 Yes! It's a double standard. 302 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,293 But, oh, well, that's how it is. 303 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,462 Okay, bitch, so she's supposed to stop seeing Jared 304 00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:04,964 just because he doesn't subscribe 305 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,216 to the heteronormative rejection of sexual fluidity? 306 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:10,219 One women's studies class and this bitch talk 307 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,304 like she doing the spoken word in Flawless. 308 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,139 -I love it. -I'm just saying 309 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,433 why can't black men explore their sexuality 310 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,686 without being labeled gay or bi or whatever? 311 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:21,146 Because I want my man to be a man. 312 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:22,731 That's homophobic as fuck, okay? 313 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,401 If Jared were white, you would chalk that shit up to the game! 314 00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:27,736 Preach! Why do black men have to fit in a box 315 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,780 and be super masculine all the time? 316 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,282 I mean, damn! Can't a nigga get his dick sucked? 317 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,159 Also, can we bring these drinks inside? 318 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,536 No, wait, wait, wait, hold on. 319 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:37,287 Are you telling me that if you found out 320 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,581 Lawrence got his dick sucked by some dude way back when, 321 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,875 you would still be talking all this fluidity shit? 322 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,129 Okay, well, Lawrence likes to cook, you know, 323 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,715 and he is very particular about his laundry. 324 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:51,176 So, you know, besides having sex with men, he's kind of the gayest. 325 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,928 -You're so stupid. -It's true! 326 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,471 Okay, well, Tiffany, what about you? 327 00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,640 Like, if you ever found out that Derek one time... 328 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:59,518 -He wouldn't. -I know, but, like, what if one time... 329 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,812 -He wouldn't. -What, you can't just play along? 330 00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,898 No, because he would never, so that's that. 331 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:06,859 -You don't know that. -Wow. Denial! 332 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,861 -[all laughing] -He played. 333 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,863 -What's up? -Oh! 334 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:14,491 Where y'all two been? What y'all been doing together? 335 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,493 -Ya-da-da-da. -Um... 336 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,662 Uh, you guys ready to see this Jesus play? 337 00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,749 They ran out of programs, so you are gonna have to share. 338 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,792 And they are handing out Kleenex. 339 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,878 The ushers said there will be tears. 340 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,504 [Kelli] Okay, hey. 341 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:30,716 Y'all better not talk shit about my cousin's janky-ass play. 342 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:33,552 Okay? He a hood rat, but we family. 343 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:35,929 All right? This shit going to Broadway. 344 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:38,724 -I saw The First Supper. -[Tiffany] Oh, did you? 345 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,061 Hey. Girl, I know what Jared said was tough, 346 00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,437 but it happened one time. 347 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,606 And he's a good person. 348 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,485 So, if you like him, don't let that shit ruin it. 349 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,030 I'm gonna try. 350 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,074 -I'm gonna try. -All right. 351 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,579 [flute playing] 352 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:09,671 That's him. That's my cousin. 353 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,632 -Where? -[man] I didn't mean to snitch. 354 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,218 I was just trying to teach him a lesson. 355 00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,260 Shit! 356 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,013 Hamilton this is not. 357 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,557 No shade, but why are there two intermissions? 358 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,267 One for the bathroom, one for food. 359 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:26,563 Now, if he was the real son of God, then he gonna be all right. 360 00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,524 Y'all gonna have to tell me what's going on, 361 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,734 'cause I can't see shit behind this big-ass hat. 362 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,403 -Shh. -Oh, hey, sister. 363 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,738 Hi. 364 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,199 [flute continues playing] 365 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,664 Nigga! 366 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,084 Why hast thou forsaken me? 367 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,920 You said you was loyal, but you wasn't. 368 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:54,466 You said you was faithful, but you a lying-ass bitch. 369 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,136 My bad, my nigga. 370 00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,679 I shouldn't have betrayed you. 371 00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:01,515 I was just tempted, you heard? 372 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,642 [Jesus] You only got yourself to blame. 373 00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:06,478 I can't fucks with you no more. 374 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,981 You can't just bounce! 375 00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:11,233 I'm your day one. You gotta forgive me. 376 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:14,778 Nigga, you know I love you. 377 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,948 -No homo. -[audience chuckling] 378 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,908 But we through. 379 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,995 Jesus out! 380 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,292 -What happened? -[Kelli] I don't know, 381 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,294 but I know I hate my cousin. 382 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,379 Good job, Tyrell. 383 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,673 [music playing] 384 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,802 [woman vocalizing] 385 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,723 I think this place would work perfect for our fundraiser. 386 00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:44,349 It's huge inside. 387 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,518 Oh, and they provide candles for ambiance. 388 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,228 -It's a no-brainer! -Mmm. 389 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:49,146 Are you tired? 390 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,231 I'm sorry. I just didn't sleep great last night. 391 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,358 -Aw. -[phone buzzes] 392 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,402 -Hey. -Yo. 393 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:58,197 I got good news. I got an interview. 394 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,781 Really? Where? 395 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,075 With this tech company in Santa Monica. 396 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,786 Shit, that's amazing! I'm so happy for you! 397 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,121 Thanks, babe. 398 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,208 I feel like things could finally be falling in place for us. 399 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,960 Yeah. 400 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,546 Thanks for just being here for me, babe. 401 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,590 Of course. I love you. 402 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:17,758 Congrats. 403 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,844 Is everything okay? 404 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,432 What the fuck? Excuse me! 405 00:20:25,515 --> 00:20:27,851 Excuse me, we're right here! Can you please stop? 406 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:28,769 Sorry. 407 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,480 -I caught ya. -What? You caught me? 408 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,607 I literally just watched it go from green to red. 409 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:37,361 -You can't let it go this one time? -Once I start writing... 410 00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,863 That is a lie. They can totally stop writing. 411 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,532 Okay, go back to your shitty-ass, little tricycle 412 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:45,202 and back to your shitty-ass life, 'cause that's all you've got! 413 00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,162 -Yeah! -You don't even have a real weapon. 414 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,122 All you have is that stupid little box. 415 00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,832 And you can't even stop a crime. 416 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,876 All you can do is write a receipt for it. 417 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,378 Go home to your kids! 418 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,047 Shit! 419 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:01,802 How'd I let that happen, huh? 420 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,097 What's... I'm so fucking stupid. 421 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,099 What's wrong with me? 422 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,893 Hey, it's not that bad. 423 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:13,230 ♪ Yeah, you were always down for it ♪ 424 00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:17,150 ♪ Get in this getaway and we run from it ♪ 425 00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,487 ♪ You're giving me the coldest stare ♪ 426 00:21:20,570 --> 00:21:24,241 ♪ Like you don't even know I'm here ♪ 427 00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,201 ♪ Why don't we turn the leaf? ♪ 428 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,869 ♪ Why don't we turn the ♪ 429 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,871 ♪ Why don't we turn the leaf? ♪ 430 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,832 ♪ Why don't we turn the ♪ 431 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,294 [exhales] 432 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:38,505 Um, can you... can you please stop? 433 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,048 What? 434 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,428 -What? -I just... I just can't. 435 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:48,640 I'm sorry. I just can't stop thinking about you... 436 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,267 [sighs] You and that guy. 437 00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:51,601 Me and that guy what? 438 00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,603 [sighs] 439 00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,149 I'm sorry. I just can't do this. 440 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,327 Damn. 441 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,870 I'm sorry, girl. 442 00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:11,538 I feel so stupid. 443 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,833 I'm tired of this shit never working out. 444 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,835 [Molly sighs] 445 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,422 Are you sure you can't move past it? 446 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:21,757 No, I tried. 447 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:26,470 I thought I could deal with it, but at this point, it's over. 448 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,848 Fuck! I really liked him. 449 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,059 I mean, why'd he have to tell me? 450 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,519 I'm such a fucking mess. 451 00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,864 I fucked Daniel. 452 00:22:47,407 --> 00:22:48,992 Bitch, you did what? 453 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:54,664 Are you okay? 454 00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:00,545 You gonna do it again? 455 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:03,173 No. 456 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,514 Then don't tell Lawrence. 457 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,266 Just move on. 458 00:23:19,397 --> 00:23:20,899 My weaknesses? [sighs] 459 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:23,860 Well, my major weakness is that I tend to put a lot of pressure... 460 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,404 Sometimes too much pressure on myself to succeed, 461 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:28,115 but I've worked on that. 462 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,577 -What are you doing? -Going over a few questions. 463 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,496 Just preparing for my interview. 464 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,123 Do I sound dumb? 465 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:42,254 ♪ On and on we go ♪ 466 00:23:42,337 --> 00:23:47,342 ♪ Always with the ghost of us in tow ♪ 467 00:23:47,425 --> 00:23:52,389 ♪ Stuck somewhere Between a friend and foe ♪ 468 00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:57,811 ♪ Round and round we go ♪ 469 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:03,150 ♪ Round and round again ♪ 470 00:24:03,233 --> 00:24:08,238 ♪ Looking for a life beyond the end ♪ 471 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:13,660 ♪ Lost somewhere Between a foe and friend ♪ 472 00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:19,291 ♪ Round and round again ♪ 473 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,296 ♪ Round and round we go ♪ 474 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,175 [sighs] 475 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:33,138 Damn it, Issa. 476 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,161 ♪ I just took a flick With your girlfriend ♪ 477 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:58,622 ♪ I've been kicking shit With your girlfriend ♪ 478 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:01,708 ♪ Hey, I just smoked a blunt With your girlfriend ♪ 479 00:25:01,791 --> 00:25:04,753 ♪ Hey, I think that I'm done With your girlfriend ♪ 480 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,756 ♪ Hey, all up in my business She been lurkin' ♪ 481 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:10,842 ♪ I've been tryin' to tell her, "Bye" It ain't workin' ♪ 482 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,803 ♪ Hey, I think that I'm done With your girlfriend ♪ 483 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,473 ♪ Hey, I just smoked a blunt With your girlfriend ♪ 484 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:18,225 ♪ Whoo, ridin' through the city ♪ 485 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:20,560 ♪ I ain't know that she was with it ♪ 486 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:22,812 ♪ She was trying to get with me So I had to get busy ♪ 487 00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,481 ♪ See, I met her at the Lennox ♪ 488 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,399 ♪ She was trying to buy some jimmies ♪ 489 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,527 ♪ And it aired like Serena Like she had to play tennis, hey ♪ 490 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,947 ♪ Swervin' on a corner like skurt ♪ 491 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,116 ♪ She said, "Can I text you?" I'm like, "Sure" ♪ 492 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,911 ♪ And I got on Gucci like, "Burr" ♪ 493 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,163 ♪ Shawty, you gonna Have to shave the fur ♪ 494 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,164 ♪ Cut off ♪ 495 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,625 ♪ And I might come ballin' Like I'm Stephen Curry ♪ 496 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:47,087 ♪ Space Jam, Bill Murray, Munchies Oreo McFlurry, whoa ♪ 497 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,756 ♪ I can't even lie That shawty thick and she purty ♪ 498 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:52,634 ♪ Work at the Blue Flame She doin' tricks up on this pole ♪ 499 00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:55,345 ♪ Hey, I ain't even know That's your girlfriend ♪ 500 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:56,304 ♪ Oh, dear ♪ 501 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,099 -♪ I'mma pass her like I'm Kyrie Irving ♪ -♪ Oh, dear ♪ 502 00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:01,977 ♪ I'm a drug type, trips to Berlin ♪ 503 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,938 ♪ Why you trying to flirt Like you a virgin? ♪