1 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:26,228 I was gonna read. 2 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,646 Sorry. 3 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,575 I mean, I... I could just go in the living room. 4 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:34,020 No, no, it's cool. I could just sleep with the light on. 5 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:47,586 I can just go to bed, too. 6 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:49,130 I'm good. 7 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:09,440 Sorry. Your hands are cold. 8 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,936 Oh, my bad. 9 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:14,317 Probably all the snow cones I made. 10 00:01:14,365 --> 00:01:17,115 Snow cones? What? 11 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,700 No, I was... I was just making a joke, 12 00:01:20,747 --> 00:01:22,747 or thought I was. 13 00:01:28,713 --> 00:01:29,883 Good night. 14 00:01:52,737 --> 00:01:55,777 Look, I've heard everything you said and I'm trying. 15 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,324 I really want this to work. 16 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,697 It's just... it's really frustrating 17 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:01,994 because I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 18 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:03,868 You've only been job hunting for two weeks. 19 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:06,365 I know, but I thought the last interview went well. 20 00:02:06,417 --> 00:02:09,457 I mean, the VP went to Georgetown, too. They had a ton of questions. 21 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:13,054 Mostly about the gaps in your resume. They are tough to explain. 22 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:14,931 Look, I just need to get back on my feet, okay? 23 00:02:14,956 --> 00:02:16,969 I can't keep living off unemployment. 24 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:18,551 Well, if you're pressed for income, 25 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,006 you might need to take a step back. 26 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,177 - How far back? - Something entry-level. 27 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:26,186 Or maybe hourly like tech support. 28 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:28,019 No! 29 00:02:28,064 --> 00:02:30,404 Elise, why would I do that? I'm still getting interviews. 30 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:33,781 You are. I'm just saying it could take a while. 31 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,531 It's fine. 32 00:02:36,573 --> 00:02:38,573 No, if it's the perfect job... 33 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:40,739 I can wait. 34 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,211 I keep telling Ashley we have a kid on the way. 35 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,421 - It's not the time to add a deck. - Oh, come on. 36 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:52,301 You just got that big-white-guy bonus. 37 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:55,588 Hey, how'd you find out about those? 38 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,633 Look, we got a new black law intern. 39 00:02:57,669 --> 00:02:59,129 Okay, now. 40 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:00,468 I don't see color. 41 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,683 I just see someone who's gonna fetch me coffee. 42 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,364 Hey, I'll catch up with you in just a bit. 43 00:03:04,389 --> 00:03:05,575 - Okay, see you. - Hey. 44 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,619 - Hi. - Hi! 45 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,364 I'm Molly, one of the third-year associates. 46 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:11,364 Look at you! I like seeing us in high places, girl. 47 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:12,939 Well, thank you so much. 48 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:15,064 But listen, I know everything is super new right now, 49 00:03:15,088 --> 00:03:16,838 so if you ever need anything, I can help. 50 00:03:16,881 --> 00:03:18,149 Thanks... Molly. 51 00:03:18,197 --> 00:03:19,527 - Yeah. - I appreciate it. 52 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,994 - And...? - Rasheeda. 53 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,414 But you can call me Dada, girl. 54 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:26,624 Okay. Da... okay. 55 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,707 You know what, let me check on the head count 56 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:37,166 and I will get back to you with a number. 57 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,086 Okay. Thank you so much. 58 00:03:39,135 --> 00:03:41,425 Bye. 59 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,949 Well, I think Issa is just in over her head with Beach Day. 60 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:45,784 Can she even plan something like this? 61 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,488 Do they even have bus parking at the beach? 62 00:03:47,513 --> 00:03:49,480 - I mean those... - I know. 63 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,980 Every time we go to the beach, it's a nightmare. 64 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,693 - Is the weather good? - The sand, the noisy children. 65 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,015 The kind of organization that goes into stuff like this... 66 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,401 - Hey, guys. - Issa, hey! 67 00:03:58,446 --> 00:04:00,276 Hey, how's Beach Day going? 68 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,203 How are you doing? Are you so stressed? 69 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:06,081 I would be so stressed. Like, so stressed. 70 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,700 It's great. Thank you. 71 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:14,586 - Well, awesome. - We are really looking forward to it. 72 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:18,129 The kids are gonna have so much fun! 73 00:04:18,174 --> 00:04:20,134 - Turnt up at the beach! - Cute shoes, by the way. 74 00:04:20,159 --> 00:04:21,586 So flattering. 75 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,506 Hey, Frieda, do you have a sec? 76 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:27,232 I have all the secs you need. Nope. I heard it. Yep? 77 00:04:27,257 --> 00:04:29,427 Were you guys discussing Beach Day? 78 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:31,767 It's no big deal. 79 00:04:31,813 --> 00:04:36,233 We were just talking, and a few of the others had some concerns. 80 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:38,525 Are they concerns that they couldn't talk to me about? 81 00:04:38,569 --> 00:04:40,239 I'm sure they could've, 82 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,449 but they just emailed me 83 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:43,449 to double check a couple little things. 84 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,491 Wait, so there were emails, too? 85 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,615 I... I wasn't cc'd. 86 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:51,082 They didn't wanna seem like they were questioning your judgment. 87 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,374 But they weren't sure how you'd react. 88 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,376 But everyone knows this is your event 89 00:04:57,422 --> 00:04:59,922 and I assured them that you have everything covered. 90 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,876 You're like a toupee. 91 00:05:04,303 --> 00:05:05,643 I'll see you later. 92 00:05:09,517 --> 00:05:11,347 They're having secret white meetings 93 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,394 and they're sending secret white emails. 94 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,768 I made one mistake during my presentation 95 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,515 and they lost all faith in me. 96 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:19,407 You know, now I'm the black girl who fucked up. 97 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:22,740 And white people at my job fuck up all the time! 98 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:26,120 They didn't say shit to Caleb when he had the kids make those racist puppets. 99 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,619 Where are those emails? I didn't get shit in my inbox. 100 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,661 - Look, did you talk to Joanne about it? - No. 101 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,455 'Cause then I'll look too sensitive. 102 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,498 So fucking unfair. 103 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:37,462 I know, but, hey, you just gotta work extra hard to prove them wrong. 104 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:41,010 Yeah. 105 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:43,089 I'm about to plan the fuck out of Beach Day, though. 106 00:05:43,114 --> 00:05:45,012 - I know that. - There you go. 107 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:47,322 Those kids, they're not even ready for the ocean and shit. 108 00:05:47,346 --> 00:05:49,716 - Nope. - They're about to be swimming with sharks. 109 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:52,346 They're about to be slap boxing with seals. 110 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:53,733 I swear. 111 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,290 Let these white people doubt me again. 112 00:05:55,315 --> 00:05:57,058 I'ma throw a kid in they face. 113 00:05:57,106 --> 00:05:58,746 So, I... I saw the headhunter again today. 114 00:05:58,771 --> 00:06:01,231 - Oh, yeah? How'd that go? - It was all right. 115 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,607 She said even though I'm still getting interviews, 116 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,534 I need to be more open to entry-level positions, 117 00:06:05,559 --> 00:06:07,740 but I'm not trying to go backwards, you know? 118 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:11,334 I mean, she sounds kind of right, though. 119 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:18,210 But Elise did just email me 120 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:19,882 about a possible interview tomorrow. 121 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:23,011 - That's cool. - That's all you can say? 122 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,506 - What do you want me to say? - I... 123 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,353 Look, Iss, I know you've been busy, 124 00:06:29,388 --> 00:06:32,218 but I feel like the last couple of weeks, like... 125 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,442 I mean, just 'cause I'm back here 126 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,149 doesn't mean everything's all good. 127 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,559 No, okay, I'm not saying that it's all good. 128 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:43,818 I knew I should've gotten something to eat before I got home. 129 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,031 These white people got me all "hangry." 130 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:49,492 - You want me to go get some food? - No, thanks. 131 00:06:49,534 --> 00:06:53,294 I told Molly I'd meet her at this stupid thing. 132 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:55,449 But you're coming home, right? 133 00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:57,368 Like, don't let me catch you in the Rite Aid. 134 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:00,383 Too soon. 135 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,965 It's like, I just want him to know what he did to get us here. 136 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,573 All right, well, have you told Lawrence 137 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:13,798 what your issues are with him? 138 00:07:13,823 --> 00:07:15,306 Like, really spelled it out? 139 00:07:15,351 --> 00:07:17,031 Because sometimes when you're really in it, 140 00:07:17,056 --> 00:07:18,561 it's hard to see shit clearly. 141 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:21,084 Yeah, but why do I have to be the one who sees shit so clearly? 142 00:07:21,109 --> 00:07:22,982 You know, I love him, but it's hard to carry 143 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,975 the emotional weight and the financial weight. 144 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:26,777 Like, those are heavy as fuck. 145 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,321 Are you sure it's all on him? 146 00:07:28,364 --> 00:07:31,034 I mean, it does take two to make it or break it. 147 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:34,203 Bitch, you eating tacos with him or me? 148 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:36,405 You right, you right. You can do no wrong. 149 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:38,655 Number 42, al pastor. 150 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:41,378 Yeah! 151 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,888 Yes! 152 00:07:54,932 --> 00:07:58,982 All right, so Jared is coming through tonight. 153 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,150 Rent-a-Is coming? 154 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,690 Why you clowning just 'cause he work at Enterprise? 155 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,654 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 156 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,105 Did I Hertz your feelings? 157 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,197 I hate you. 158 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:14,702 It was funny. 159 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,914 I just need for you to just gauge to see 160 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:18,714 if he's giving me friend vibes or fuck vibes. 161 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:20,254 You can't tell? 162 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:22,501 No. Sometimes Jared is hella dodgy. 163 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,043 One day I think he's feeling me, 164 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:25,326 and the next, I can't read him. 165 00:08:25,351 --> 00:08:26,876 All right, fine. 166 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,713 Guess I'll sort this out for you 167 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,218 just like I did for your gynecologist, 168 00:08:31,260 --> 00:08:33,340 which was friend vibes, by the way. 169 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,717 See? God don't like ugly. 170 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,845 Fuck these tacos! 171 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,943 Issa, you're littering! 172 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,782 - Oh, my God! - Hey, you! 173 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:58,170 Skee-wee! 174 00:08:59,641 --> 00:09:01,084 What's up, Iss? 175 00:09:01,123 --> 00:09:02,963 - We're in here. - Okay. 176 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,497 Oh, shit! Look who dragged in the cats! 177 00:09:07,546 --> 00:09:09,376 Kelli, how did your drunk ass beat us here? 178 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,383 I wasn't trying to miss open bar again. 179 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:13,706 You gonna use all your drink tickets? 'Cause I don't play. 180 00:09:13,731 --> 00:09:16,262 You can have mine. They're only serving Yellow Tail Shiraz. 181 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:18,505 And, Molly, I see these Fendis. 182 00:09:18,557 --> 00:09:20,927 I got a problem! 183 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,887 - Converse. - I got a problem. 184 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:28,612 I love how you just, like, don't even care, you know? 185 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,191 Molly, where's this new boo? Is he coming or not? 186 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,527 Well, he's not a new boo yet. 187 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,612 That's why I just need y'all to gauge him for me. 188 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,378 You should let us hook you up with somebody. 189 00:09:37,403 --> 00:09:38,302 Here we go. 190 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:40,847 Babe, tell her about when we hooked Kelli up with your coworker. 191 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,288 Okay, bitch, barely. 192 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,501 That white boy took me apple picking. End of story. 193 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,292 - And then? - Really? 194 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,995 Fine. 195 00:09:48,045 --> 00:09:50,705 We fucked in the orchard. End of story. 196 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:53,006 I'm so tired of LA men! 197 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:55,180 What? What's wrong with dudes from LA? 198 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,509 Shit. 199 00:09:56,554 --> 00:10:00,064 Guys, this is Jared. 200 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:01,769 - Hey. What's going on, y'all? - Hello. 201 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,519 - Good to see you again. - You, too. 202 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,811 - You all know each other? - We met at an open mic. 203 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:08,145 Y'all know she was rapping on stage? 204 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:10,320 - What? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 205 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,519 We don't need to talk about this, guys. Let's not even. 206 00:10:12,544 --> 00:10:14,648 You're telling me this awkward bitch right here 207 00:10:14,673 --> 00:10:17,970 got up on stage and didn't fall off? 208 00:10:17,995 --> 00:10:19,635 Kelli, that's a drink ticket on the floor? 209 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:21,535 - Hold up, where? - Classic Kelli. 210 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,579 - Always ready for a drink. - Classic Tiffany. 211 00:10:24,623 --> 00:10:25,938 Your life is better than mine 212 00:10:25,962 --> 00:10:28,122 with your flawless-ass face and your perfect natural... 213 00:10:28,147 --> 00:10:31,344 Fuck you. 214 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:34,762 You guys, I'm tired and, you know...! 215 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,010 And I got a lot of work to do tomorrow, so I'ma get out of here. 216 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:41,474 Issa, don't forget we need your money for Kelli's birthday trip. 217 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,135 Let me get you on Friday. 218 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:45,024 - Okay? Bye, guys! - Yes. 219 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,391 - Skee-wop! - Girl, don't be disrespectful. 220 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,941 Hey, was I not supposed to say anything? 221 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,686 You're fine. 222 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,608 - You look good, too. - Shut up. 223 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:01,697 Girl, he is feeling you so hard 224 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,124 I could hang my coat on his dick. 225 00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,122 Like, my heavy coat. 226 00:11:07,673 --> 00:11:09,883 It's not even winter. 227 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,289 - A degree. - I'm 100% right! 228 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,752 - Nah, nah. - Come on! 229 00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:15,338 There's my baby saving the day. 230 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,173 Okay, it's true. Okay? 231 00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,088 Once they get a degree, 232 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:22,426 black men turn into the most "nigga-est" of niggas, okay? 233 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,424 - They act like prized possessions! - Right? 234 00:11:24,448 --> 00:11:26,893 - I mean... - Very important and very pretentious. 235 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,726 They act like women should be grateful 236 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,601 for the opportunity to suck their dicks. 237 00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:33,188 - Why not? - Okay! And then add to that being in LA 238 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:36,744 where every dude thinks he gonna bag some exotic model or actress. 239 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:39,199 You know, that's why I appreciate New York men, 240 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,740 - because they way more straightforward. - Talk about it. 241 00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:45,075 LA dudes do not approach black women. 242 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:46,951 - This is a fact. - No. 243 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:50,327 - I approached you. - See? See? 244 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,017 - Black women are so quick. - Okay. 245 00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:53,270 To write off all black men. 246 00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,375 I mean, maybe that's why y'all are still single, 247 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:58,133 - because you're too damn difficult. - Excuse me?! 248 00:11:58,175 --> 00:12:01,175 - Okay. - It could be that. 249 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:03,600 Just because we have standards does not make us difficult, 250 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,639 - thank you very much, okay? - Thank you. 251 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,563 The reason why my baby and I work 252 00:12:07,601 --> 00:12:11,731 is because I let him be a man and he lets me be a woman. 253 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:13,542 - Bitch, I'ma call bell hooks on you. - Call her. 254 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,335 Look, hey, but, Molly, you know what your problem is? 255 00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,546 No, but I know you're gonna tell me. Please enlighten me. 256 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,770 You always try to control shit, and men don't like that. 257 00:12:19,794 --> 00:12:21,514 - You don't like that. - They don't like it. 258 00:12:21,539 --> 00:12:24,320 - He doesn't like that. - I actually think it's kind of sexy. 259 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:27,118 Coat hanger. 260 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,793 Seriously, where are your friends? 261 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:31,672 Nah, see, I don't think they're your type. 262 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:34,079 - They're all LA dudes. - I'll make that work. 263 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:36,568 - You went to college out here? - Nah, I didn't go to college. 264 00:12:36,593 --> 00:12:37,708 That's what's up. 265 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:40,296 That's what's up. 266 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,722 - Cool. - That's... that's cool! 267 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:45,511 - Hey, you know, good for you, man. - That's cool. 268 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,346 You know, college isn't for everybody. 269 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:49,521 Yeah, no, I don't feel like I missed out on anything. 270 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,140 - Just a degree. - Except for all the grateful women 271 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,188 apparently waiting to suck my dick. 272 00:12:56,991 --> 00:13:00,161 - I would be, I would be. - Nasty. 273 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,750 But, like, back to your friends, okay? 274 00:13:01,775 --> 00:13:02,782 - Kelli. - Like, 275 00:13:02,807 --> 00:13:04,287 what are some of their phone numbers? 276 00:13:04,312 --> 00:13:07,392 Like, off the top of your head? 277 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:10,000 Yeah, and I'm sorry about my friends. 278 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,369 They were a little crazy today. 279 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:14,110 - Nah, you still... You can fit right in. - Did I? 280 00:13:14,135 --> 00:13:16,081 You were actually very comfortable in that room. 281 00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,088 Is that a compliment or...? 282 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,710 It was fun. 283 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,417 - I had a great time with you. - I did, too. 284 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,678 But please keep all of your friends away from Kelli. 285 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,680 - She's crazy. - Nah, she was funny. 286 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:29,562 - And she kind of had a good point. - About what? 287 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,690 That maybe sometimes guys aren't straightforward enough. 288 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,769 I like straightforward. 289 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:39,272 I like you. 290 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,611 I like you, too. 291 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,948 It's too hot up in here, and I'm not trying to sweat out my hair. 292 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,854 We should've gone to the movies. 293 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,564 Don't touch me. 294 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:17,904 Honestly, Robertson is right here. 295 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,110 We can still make it to the Museum of Tolerance. 296 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:33,620 I hope there's a ton of trash. 297 00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,794 If not, I brought extra. 298 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,650 Why do we have to clean? Really? 299 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:44,776 It's annoying. 300 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,630 Excuse me, can I have your attention, please? 301 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,570 Thank you. 302 00:14:49,595 --> 00:14:51,810 Okay, you guys, I know it's hot, all right? 303 00:14:51,835 --> 00:14:53,104 And we're stuck in traffic 304 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:55,263 and it's feeling like we're all gonna die on this bus, 305 00:14:55,288 --> 00:14:59,402 but I need you to remember that we are not home right now. 306 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,060 Okay? 307 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,856 We are in mixed company. 308 00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:09,663 And a positive attitude can go a long way 309 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:13,490 in making a truly worthwhile experience 310 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,367 worth the wait. 311 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,540 Thank you. 312 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,836 Beach better have my money! 313 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,882 - Dayniece, that's a strike. - Beach, don't kill my vibe! 314 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:31,046 What's my favorite word? Beach! 315 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:35,933 Okay. 316 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:45,566 They loved you, but they decided to go another way. 317 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,401 What? 318 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,196 How did I not get it? What am I doing wrong, Elise? 319 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,070 - I killed that interview. - Nothing. 320 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,787 It's just tough out there right now, but we'll keep trying. 321 00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:15,223 Next. 322 00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,774 Go ahead. 323 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:23,651 Next. 324 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,278 Hey, Tasha. 325 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,145 Look at you, 326 00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,407 coming up in here looking like Obama. 327 00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:34,829 I had a job interview. 328 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:37,288 Okay, I see you. 329 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,329 Then let me go ahead and cash your last unemployment check. 330 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,044 Nah. I didn't get the job. 331 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:47,132 Well, then they stupid. 332 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,922 Okay? You got a lot going for you. 333 00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,756 Don't know about all that. 334 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,891 I do. You a good black man. You went to college. 335 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,719 I see you still got some savings. 336 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,385 - Yeah, but... - But what? 337 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,075 You out there trying to work and make something of yourself, right? 338 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,810 - Yeah. - With no kids? 339 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,362 Better keep your head up. 340 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,276 - You right. - I know. 341 00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,663 - Bye. - Bye. 342 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,858 Hey, let me play with the beach ball! 343 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,399 Why don't more of them swim? 344 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:54,857 Slavery. 345 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:03,826 Oh, my God. 346 00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:06,004 How can we be out? 347 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:09,133 Because you only brought one bottle of sunscreen. 348 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,211 I didn't think they'd even need any. 349 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,046 Hey, did you need this? 350 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:16,052 - Yes! - Yeah, I brought extra. 351 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:20,217 You look a little burned. In your face. 352 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:23,135 Oh, no! Do I? 353 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,595 Oh, my God. You are so burned. 354 00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,226 I am so white. Just spray me. 355 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:40,618 What? 356 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:42,581 Ben, you ain't never lie! 357 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,621 But, for real, I was shadowing Merrill and Johnson on the Chen case, 358 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,707 and I had to send myself to HR 359 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:51,002 because Johnson is fine! 360 00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,666 Ooh-wee! 361 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,844 - Hey, Rasheeda. Hi. - Hi! 362 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,195 - Can you come in here for a second? - Girl, of course. 363 00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:00,299 - Boy, you better not eat my soup. - Okay. 364 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,767 Hey! You know, I just wanted to check in to see how you were acclimating. 365 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:06,889 Girl, I'm good. Thanks! 366 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:09,517 Good 'cause, you know, I just wanna make sure 367 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,725 that no one gets the wrong impression of you. 368 00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:14,145 Why would they? 369 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:16,074 Mark said I was doing great. 370 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,743 Yeah, and you are. 371 00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:21,621 I just... you know, sometimes you can be a little... 372 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,139 Girl, you know how these white people are. 373 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,623 If you wanna be successful here, 374 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,585 you gotta know when to switch it up a little bit. 375 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,511 - I appreciate your feedback. - Good. 376 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,969 But I didn't switch it up in my interview with the senior partners 377 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:43,101 and I didn't switch it up when I was named editor of the law review, 378 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,640 so I don't think I need to switch it up now. 379 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:50,265 But thank you so much. 380 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,900 Okay, good. 381 00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,693 'Cause I'm just trying to help. 382 00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,954 Okay. 383 00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,754 Today was awesome. Great job, Issa. 384 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:08,958 Thank you. 385 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,209 And I'm really sorry about the emails before. 386 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,712 I... I take full responsibility. 387 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,649 - I shouldn't have let that happen. - Hey, I appreciate it. 388 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:18,923 Actually, I'd really love to make it up to you. 389 00:20:18,966 --> 00:20:20,486 Can I take you to drinks or something? 390 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,350 This was such a good idea. 391 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,058 The kids loved it. 392 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,808 They always trying to doubt us. 393 00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:30,101 Beach, you ain't my friend just 'cause you brown. 394 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,345 Shit went well, so now you wanna be down? 395 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:35,107 I overheard your ass on the bus trying to clown. 396 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:38,740 Get the fuck outta here or bow the fuck down. 397 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,699 Hey, could you hold this real quick, please? 398 00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,410 - Yeah. - Thank you. 399 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,870 Hey, you know what? We should do drinks. That sounds great. 400 00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,411 Great, great! Thanks. 401 00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:50,115 Kids, make sure you use the bathroom 402 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,455 before you get on the bus, okay? 403 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,920 - Okay. - Thank you, Miss Issa. 404 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,671 Oh, Dante! Thank you! 405 00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:59,263 Go on. Boy. 406 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:02,188 You crazy. 407 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:13,194 Guess who got into The League. 408 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,060 Wait, didn't you say you were done with those dating apps? 409 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,728 No, no, I said I was done with shitty-ass dating apps. 410 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,457 Plus I've been waiting, like, three months to get approved for this. 411 00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,775 Now I can finally date dudes on my level, girl. 412 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:27,284 - And they fine as fuck. - But I thought you were feeling Jared. 413 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:31,787 I am! But, girl, these League niggas have been vetted. 414 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,922 And Jared didn't even go to college. 415 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,709 Yeah, but you weren't even tripping about that before. 416 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,923 You act like these niggas are gonna disappear. 417 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,014 They will! 418 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,219 Look, I just wanna see what else is out there. 419 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:44,900 Damn, Issa, why can't you just support me? 420 00:21:44,928 --> 00:21:47,258 You right, you right. You can do no wrong. 421 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,965 No, I'm actually right. 422 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,936 Not like with you and Lawrence when you're wrong, 423 00:21:50,961 --> 00:21:52,501 but I say that you're right, so... 424 00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:55,443 Well, okay, bitch. Have fun, then. Bye! 425 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,784 - Hey. - Hey. 426 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,660 I didn't know you were cooking. I brought food home. 427 00:22:12,685 --> 00:22:16,249 Yeah, you said there was no food, so I made dinner. 428 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,833 It's lamb. 429 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:21,248 Okay, I'll just put this over here. 430 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,303 - Thank you. - Yeah. 431 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:33,222 Bitch! 432 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:35,388 You ain't about to get my man, bitch! 433 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,897 I set the table. Thought we could talk. 434 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,939 Can it wait? 435 00:22:39,983 --> 00:22:42,943 I had a long day and I just wanna binge watch "Conjugal Visits." 436 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,276 Yeah, I just... I cleaned over there, so... 437 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:49,664 - Issa! - What are you yelling for? 438 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:50,951 Can you pay attention? 439 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,794 You didn't even ask about my shit. 440 00:22:52,829 --> 00:22:55,119 You're not in this alone. I'm fucking trying. 441 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,674 Put it against the wall right there. 442 00:23:18,124 --> 00:23:19,146 Are you working? 443 00:23:19,171 --> 00:23:21,491 Because there's literally nothing on the computer except... 444 00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:23,646 My lunch break isn't eight fucking hours! 445 00:23:41,743 --> 00:23:43,835 - I got it. I'm sorry. - No, you gotta dab it. 446 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:45,540 It doesn't matter. It's just another stain. 447 00:23:45,565 --> 00:23:47,335 No, I'm sorry for everything. 448 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,829 I... 449 00:23:50,518 --> 00:23:51,883 it's on me, too. 450 00:23:54,157 --> 00:23:56,617 Hey, look. 451 00:23:56,660 --> 00:23:58,740 I know I haven't been my best self lately. 452 00:23:58,787 --> 00:24:01,787 All right? In my career or with you. 453 00:24:09,297 --> 00:24:10,587 Got a job. 454 00:24:10,632 --> 00:24:12,552 That's great! 455 00:24:12,592 --> 00:24:14,032 One of your interviews came through? 456 00:24:15,303 --> 00:24:16,843 No. 457 00:24:16,888 --> 00:24:18,468 It's Best Buy. 458 00:24:19,557 --> 00:24:21,517 It's just a regular sales job. 459 00:24:23,061 --> 00:24:25,271 I just... I needed to handle my shit, all right? 460 00:24:25,313 --> 00:24:29,023 For me and for us. 461 00:24:33,029 --> 00:24:34,949 Are you sure that's what you wanna do? 462 00:24:34,990 --> 00:24:37,120 I... it's just temporary, you know? 463 00:24:37,158 --> 00:24:39,988 I'll keep interviewing, but... 464 00:24:40,036 --> 00:24:41,866 for now. 465 00:24:43,707 --> 00:24:46,167 I'm proud of you. 466 00:24:47,877 --> 00:24:49,377 I'm in this. 467 00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:53,339 Are you? 468 00:24:53,383 --> 00:24:54,923 I'm in this. 469 00:25:07,981 --> 00:25:11,021 Thank you. 470 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:19,736 - Hey. - Hey. I was just thinking about you. 471 00:25:19,784 --> 00:25:21,204 Wanna get something to eat? 472 00:25:21,244 --> 00:25:24,544 Look, Jared, I gotta be honest with you. 473 00:25:24,581 --> 00:25:27,711 I'm just not looking for a relationship right now. 474 00:25:27,751 --> 00:25:30,081 Really? 475 00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:32,338 'Cause that is not the vibe I've been getting. 476 00:25:32,380 --> 00:25:35,300 Yeah, I'm kind of bad at vibes. 477 00:25:35,342 --> 00:25:37,842 Okay, so... so what have we been doing, then? 478 00:25:37,886 --> 00:25:40,886 We've been hanging out as friends. 479 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:44,020 Friend? You wanna be friends now? 480 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:47,099 I do, yes. But, like, real friends. 481 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:51,770 So, we cool? 482 00:25:51,816 --> 00:25:53,896 Yeah. 483 00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:55,653 Yeah, we cool. 484 00:25:55,695 --> 00:25:57,815 Good! Great! God, I'm so glad. 485 00:25:57,864 --> 00:25:59,784 All right, well, I'll give you a call soon, then. 486 00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:01,370 - All right. - All right, bye. 487 00:26:10,377 --> 00:26:12,787 - Michael. Hi. - Hey. 488 00:26:12,837 --> 00:26:16,087 - You look great. - You do, too. 489 00:26:16,132 --> 00:26:18,762 Very nice. 490 00:26:18,802 --> 00:26:20,972 All right. 491 00:26:21,012 --> 00:26:22,615 Oh, my God. 492 00:26:22,639 --> 00:26:24,809 - Right here? - You got it. Almost there. 493 00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:26,599 All right, right here. 494 00:26:26,643 --> 00:26:28,853 Yeah? 495 00:26:30,183 --> 00:26:32,728 See? Come on. 496 00:26:35,568 --> 00:26:38,148 Can't believe we're getting rid of this thing. 497 00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:40,776 - You think somebody will take it? - I don't know. 498 00:26:40,824 --> 00:26:42,624 Do people really just take couches off the...? 499 00:26:42,649 --> 00:26:43,784 Hey, yo! 500 00:26:43,827 --> 00:26:45,867 What y'all motherfuckers doing with that "bouch"? 501 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:52,671 - Where is he gonna put this? - Oh, my God.