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♪ Do you want your man or not? ♪
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♪ Do you know your plans or not? ♪
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♪ You gonna go back home or not? ♪
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♪ You gonna claim your throne or not? ♪
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♪ Is you Khaleesi or that other bitch
Whose name I don't remember? ♪
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-[Molly] Issa!
-Huh?
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-I'm hungry. Let's go!
-Okay!
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♪ Why you gettin' loud? ♪
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♪ Yo, you need to tone it down ♪
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♪ Why you come around? ♪
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Wait a minute. So you're trying to tell me
you went all the way to Daniel's house
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and nothing happened?
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Like, at all?
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-I didn't even go inside.
-Hold the fuck up!
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You got on stage and went all Dej Nope
about my broken pussy for nothing?
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Like, all that drama for zero dick?
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-Tsk, bitch, you buggin'.
-It wasn't for nothing, though.
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Like, it wasn't even about Daniel.
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It was about me.
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Like, I became someone else up there.
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-Mmm.
-You know, it was like brave me.
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It was "no fucks" me.
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And I wanna be that person.
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You used to be that person,
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all freestyle and drunk
in my backseat and shit.
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So, what, you trying to be a rapper now?
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No! I just wanna not be scared
to do shit anymore.
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Well, you know what?
That sound real cool, real noble,
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but can you just leave my shit out of it?
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-[clicks tongue] You right.
-Okay, thank you!
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And I'm really sorry
for saying your pussy's broken.
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-You know, I was just talking.
-No, no, no, shut up.
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You was right, my pussy is broken,
and I need to take better care of her.
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So, I'm gonna get her a tune-up.
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A tune-up?
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Like, she needs her oil changed?
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Like, your pussy gonna pass
a smog check or...
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-Shut the fuck up.
-[laughs]
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-I'mma get her fixed.
-How, Sway?
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I'm making today Molly Maintenance Day.
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I'mma get my hair done, nails done,
everything did.
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Ooh, like a fancy day!
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-Basically, yeah.
-[phone buzzing]
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If I'm feeling fancy
and well taken care of, so will she.
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-That makes sense.
-Right?
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Yo, Issa, you got Lawrence calling me now.
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What? Just... just ignore it.
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[line ringing]
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[Molly] Hello, you've reached
the voicemail box for Molly Carter.
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-Please leave a message.
-[beeps]
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[man 1] Watch him, now.
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-[man 2] That's what's happening.
-[man 1] Watch him.
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-Loving 80 right now.
-[phone buzzing]
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-It's Rence.
-Rence!
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-About time.
-Yo!
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Hey, who all is there?
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Oh, Fast Mike and Brandon. Where you at?
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Man, Pasadena is far as fuck.
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Nigga, it's only, like, four freeways.
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-Grab me a Guinness, B.
-I got you.
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Yo, bro, Fast Mike got fat as fuck.
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I wanna call him Slow Mike,
but you know how sensitive that nigga get.
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-Ah.
-[chuckles]
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-What's good with you, man?
-Aw, shit is up right now, money.
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I sold a house to Tiger earlier.
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I was starstruck,
tap dancing for his ass and shit.
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That nigga swole as fuck.
Commission was crazy.
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-Oh, that's cool.
-What's up with you, man?
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How's that new project going,
the Whoopty-Whoop?
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-It's Whoop-Whoop.
-What'd I say?
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Still working on my business plan, man.
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Plus there's so many apps
out there now,
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it's hard to break into the market.
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Am I going too broad,
do I need to be more specific?
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-It's just a lot, you know?
-Cool, cool.
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That's what's up. Hey, I'mma be
selling you a house soon, fam.
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-How are you and the old girl?
-Issa's cool.
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She, um...
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I kind of fucked up her birthday, man.
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Aw, damn, man, you gotta fix that.
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But other than that, you good, right?
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Uh, actually, man,
I was calling 'cause I just wanted to...
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Oh, shit, this motherfucker
hit a three, bro.
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Hey, man, let me finish
the rest of this game.
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-I'mma shout at you, all right?
-Yeah, all right.
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All right, cool.
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-[phone clangs]
-[upbeat music playing]
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You getting a pedicure?
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Mmm, I probably should.
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Ooh, girl.
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Lawrence ever suck your toes?
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Once, but it made us both uncomfortable.
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Ugh, he was sucking
on your big old man feet?
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-Girl, I tell ya, that nigga is the one.
-Or someone else might be.
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What are you talking about?
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I like Lawrence.
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Bitch, I love him, but...
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I mean, maybe I'm not satisfied.
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You know? Maybe I wanna be
dicked down properly.
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You know? Maybe I wanna be face down,
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ass up, surrounded by foreign freaks,
you know?
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Maybe I wanna ask a nigga
what he wants for breakfast
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and he replies, "That pussy,"
and he's talking about me, girl.
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-You know?
-I can't with you. Mmm-mmm.
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You don't know.
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I'm just saying
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Lawrence hasn't put it down
in a very long time, okay?
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And maybe I need to get on
one of those apps like you, girl.
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Girl, calm your deprived ass down.
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-You are not about this app life.
-Try me.
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Bitch, I'm not gonna sign up.
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I just wanna see what's out there.
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All right. You asked for it.
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Check it. That's OkCupid.
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It's free, so it's like
"bottom of the barrel" dudes.
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Bought a bunch of new movies
at the barbershop.
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Bootleg and chill?
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Tinder used to be cool,
but now it's basically a fuck app.
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So, what are you in the mood for?
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We could ditch the menus
and have our own dinner for two.
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Heh, I'll be six, you'll be nine.
[chuckles]
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Hinge at least pulls
from your network of friends,
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but apparently all my friends
only know Hotep niggas.
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Uh-uh. No.
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I just want a queen that respects herself,
who lays off the swine,
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who stands beside her king
like a strong black woman should.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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But my queen gotta be a freak, too.
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I fucked that nigga 'cause he was fine.
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But then he had the nerve to dump me
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'cause I told him I never
went to the beach till college.
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Nigga, you sell Obama puzzles
at the African marketplace
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and you gonna judge me?
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You grew up in LA
and you never went to the beach?
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Okay, Windsor Hills, I was a hood rat.
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All I knew was Florence and Crenshaw.
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Whatever, I am still fly.
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Basically, most of these dudes
are not looking for a relationship.
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They're just trying to fuck.
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-Really?
-Yep.
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I mean, I just wanna up the quality
of dudes that I meet.
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There's this one app called The League.
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It's for elite dating.
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Like, girl, you gotta be a professional
just to get in.
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I've been on a three-month waiting list.
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Three months?
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To meet one nigga?
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Yeah, this is a lot.
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You gotta fuck a lot of frogs
to get a good frog.
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That's not the saying.
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Or any saying.
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The point is it's a numbers game.
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Check it. I'm going on a date
with this frog tomorrow.
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-Mmm.
-He could be different.
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-You never know.
-Mmm.
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So, what we doing next?
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I gotta get my hair done
and then something else.
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What?
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It's a "vagacial" appointment.
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It's like a facial for your vagina.
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-I said everything did.
-Mmm.
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I saw it on Draya's Instagram.
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I mean, you could roll if you want to.
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Fuck! I guess I'll go home
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and deal with this
motherfucking relationship.
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You should write Hallmark cards.
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-Bitch, shut up.
-[chuckles]
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I'll see you later.
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Go handle your man, girl.
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Do you know who you are?
You the bossiest bitch.
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You a grown-ass woman like Solange's sis.
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You gonna take control like Janet
or lose control like Missy.
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The decision is yours.
Boss up or be a pussy.
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Mmm-mmm, no.
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[music playing]
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[indistinct chatter over PA]
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{\an8}♪ If you're reading this
It's your birthday ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're gonna sip champagne like we... ♪
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Thanks, man.
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Issa.
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-Lawrence?
-Where have you been, huh?
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-I've been calling you.
-Oh, I... I...
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You know, I had my phone on airplane mode.
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-What the fuck?
-I'm just buying...
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-You're buying panties?
-Why you being all loud?
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Why are you buying a six pack?
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It's cheaper,
and it's not like it's the cute kind.
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Wait, are you not coming home?
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Lawrence, I'm not ready
to talk about this right now.
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No, no, no, no, no.
You can't keep ignoring me, Issa.
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-I wanna talk!
-Lawrence, we are not
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about to be the black couple
fighting in Rite Aid.
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Listen, I know that this is
about your birthday, okay?
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It's not even about my birthday.
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-See? You don't even...
-I don't even what?
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I... I can't do this right now.
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-I'm sorry, I gotta go.
-Wait, Is... Issa!
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[sighs]
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Lawrence, wait.
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Can I get your Rite Aid card
for the discount?
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Come on, man.
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[woman, on TV] I [bleep] men and women.
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I got two bitches waiting on me outside...
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and two counts of murder on my head
that they know about. [chuckles]
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And I ain't sorry.
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[whines]
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Girl, hey! Look at you.
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Uh, how was your "vagacial?"
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This bitch blew bubbles at me.
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My pussy is still broken.
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At least I have an icebreaker
for my date tomorrow night.
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But what are you still doing here?
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I thought Miss No Fucks was going home.
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Um, can I stay one more night?
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Flavor Flav said yes already.
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Issa, what's going on?
Why are you avoiding Lawrence?
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I kissed Daniel.
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But it was like... it was like... [kisses]
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and then it was...
and then it was finished.
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Bitch, I knew it with your old lying ass.
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Okay, I did not lie
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because, technically, I did not go inside
or fuck him.
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That's a sound defense.
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[sighs]
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And I saw Lawrence, and...
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Girl, he just doesn't get it.
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And I don't know what to do.
And I'm just...
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I'm tired.
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Stay as long as you need.
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Thank you.
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[sighs]
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And just so we're clear,
I'm still Miss No Fucks.
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It's a... it's a whole process.
It's a thing, so...
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Yeah.
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How's your presentation going?
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Girl, I got too much on my mind, okay?
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I am about to just wing this shit,
"No Fucks" style.
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And these white people, they're not even
gonna know the difference.
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They're not gonna know!
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You're so stupid.
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Oh, can I borrow some clothes
for work tomorrow?
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{\an8}♪ ...told y'all, I told y'all
She a pimp, too ♪
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♪ Told y'all she a pimp, too ♪
244
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♪ Told y'all she a pimp, too ♪
245
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:36,570
♪ I told y'all she a pimp, too ♪
246
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:38,239
♪ Told y'all she a pimp, too ♪
247
00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,865
♪ Growing up, I was a dorky dame ♪
248
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,659
♪ Got money, then the story change ♪
249
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,828
♪ Glory came, now all I crave... ♪
250
00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:45,663
Boy, bye. Nope!
251
00:11:45,746 --> 00:11:47,706
♪ I told y'all she a pimp, too ♪
252
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,417
♪ Told y'all she a pimp, too ♪
253
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,377
Um, blazer twins.
254
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,921
Look at that.
255
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:56,215
Hey, I'm so glad you came in early.
256
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:59,844
So, about our youth...
Your youth outreach initiative,
257
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,262
um, did you get my email?
258
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,848
Oh, no, I had a lot to do this weekend.
259
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,100
Well, I don't wanna step on your toes,
260
00:12:06,183 --> 00:12:09,812
but I spoke to some of the teachers
at Thomas Jefferson,
261
00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:14,275
and it turns out the students have
a high interest in sports.
262
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:17,528
Sports? That's not exactly
outside of what they know,
263
00:12:17,611 --> 00:12:20,322
and don't you think
that's extremely limiting?
264
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,032
No, I hear you.
265
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,160
That is sadly stereotypical.
266
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,036
But to your general point
267
00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:29,081
about exposing them
to new and untraditional things,
268
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:33,294
what about partnering with USC
for sports like lacrosse,
269
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,881
water polo, or even real polo?
270
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,716
I don't...
271
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,051
Culturally speaking, I just...
272
00:12:41,802 --> 00:12:44,889
It's crippling for inner city kids
to rely solely on sports
273
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:47,266
to achieve success, you know?
274
00:12:47,349 --> 00:12:49,059
That's true.
275
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:52,438
Well, my other idea was to take them
to different neighborhoods
276
00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:53,939
and to do a community cleanup.
277
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,569
You mean take a bunch of black kids
278
00:12:58,652 --> 00:13:02,198
and have them clean up the streets
like a chain gang?
279
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:05,951
That's the whitest shit you've ever said!
280
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:09,914
You know, community service is cool,
but I think I found my stride.
281
00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:11,624
-I've got this.
-Okay.
282
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,751
-Thank you, though.
-Thank you.
283
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,587
Guys, I've been doing this a long time,
284
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,048
but I still get excited
when my staff takes initiative
285
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,592
to maximize their impact in the classroom.
286
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,969
Issa, Frieda, the floor is yours.
287
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,804
Thank you, Joanne.
288
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:29,391
[clears throat] So the kids
of Thomas Jefferson Middle School
289
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,561
are stagnant because they don't know
what else is out there.
290
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:37,525
So, my idea is to expose them
291
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,945
to the arts around Los Angeles.
292
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,448
Which arts?
293
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,326
Uh, all of them.
294
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:51,288
Are you referring to, like,
visual arts, theatrical arts,
295
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,415
or did you really just mean the arts?
296
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,710
Um, what I'm asking is, is that it?
297
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:59,421
[chuckles] No, that's...
Uh-uh, that's not it.
298
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,925
Um, if they're interested
in painting and sculpture,
299
00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:04,885
we can take them to The Broad.
300
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,303
If they like music,
301
00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,640
we can take them to the Hollywood Bowl.
There's the Watts Towers...
302
00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:11,809
Have you put together a budget on this?
303
00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:15,145
-That sounds expensive.
-It does, right?
304
00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:18,691
No, I was gonna get people
excited about it first
305
00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:20,776
and then I was gonna
take a stab at the budget.
306
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,653
A stab?
307
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:27,032
So, you have really no idea
how much this is gonna cost at all?
308
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,035
This sounds like a whole lot of work
for very little benefit.
309
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,996
[Joanne] I see where
you're going with this,
310
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:34,540
but have you thought
about the risk factors,
311
00:14:34,623 --> 00:14:37,668
the executions, how is it mission-driven?
312
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:41,046
Uh, the... the mission would be... Help.
313
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,008
We were also considering
a community service component,
314
00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:45,467
-which I...
-Not yet, Frieda.
315
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,720
This is Issa's idea. Let her finish.
316
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:48,637
Okay.
317
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,015
Yeah, no, uh,
a community service component
318
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:53,726
could also be included, um...
319
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,896
Culturally, I'm just, like...
320
00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,482
Wouldn't they rather go
to an African American museum
321
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,276
or, like, a Latino museum
322
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,778
and just see how much more grateful
other generations were?
323
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,531
Oh, my God, what about
hip-hop Shakespeare?
324
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,158
The kids would love Othello.
325
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,701
An interracial romance.
326
00:15:10,784 --> 00:15:12,578
Ooh, what about a drum circle?
327
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:14,163
That really helps with aggression.
328
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,040
I took an African dance class
in high school,
329
00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,666
so I could do mask work with the kids.
330
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,335
-[voices overlapping]
-We watch Lemonade
331
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,921
and then we go to Lemonade and we eat.
332
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:26,091
We eat good food that's good for you
and we see art.
333
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,927
[voices overlapping]
334
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:32,348
Can I have a few minutes, please?
335
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,599
[chatter stops]
336
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:41,774
Everyone, let's reconvene
at the end of the day.
337
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,158
[phone rings]
338
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,993
Yes, but when the plaintiff took this job,
339
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,037
he signed a waiver
that completely indemnifies
340
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,041
our client of any and all risks
associated with operating heavy machinery.
341
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,835
You are so fucking smart.
342
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,922
[chuckles] I'll keep reviewing
the employment contract.
343
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,632
[knocking] Sorry to interrupt.
344
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,008
-Hey.
-Molly, good points today.
345
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,094
Oh, thank you, 'cause,
you know, actually, I was...
346
00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,930
Diane, I never got a chance
to formally congratulate you
347
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,515
on your engagement.
348
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,475
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
349
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,227
Wedding planning is the most stressful.
350
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,979
My wife and I went crazy.
351
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,439
-Are you going crazy yet?
-You know, I am going crazy
352
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,233
with all this work we have to do.
353
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:25,484
[chuckles] Oh, my God,
354
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,820
I haven't even thought
about the wedding yet, you guys.
355
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,363
It's, like, only been a few days.
356
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:30,864
-Did you see the ring?
-[man] Oh!
357
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,617
-[woman] Well, there it is. Wow.
-[Diane] It's a princess cut.
358
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,619
-[woman] That is a diamond.
-[man] Look at mine.
359
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,121
-Look at that.
-[woman] Mmm-hmm.
360
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,292
-Come in.
-Hey.
361
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:46,880
Um, so, I'm sorry about
the presentation today.
362
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,800
-I know you were expecting more.
-I was.
363
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,303
Um, and I just wanna let you know
364
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,724
that I am fully committed to
and invested in We Got Y'all.
365
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,143
-I've just had a lot...
-Let me stop you right there.
366
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,312
-You're not.
-Um, sorry?
367
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:06,025
I hired you because I saw someone
who wanted to make a difference.
368
00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:08,777
You seemed passionate at first,
369
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,114
but I've noticed you've been
on autopilot for a while now.
370
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,783
If you don't wanna do the work,
371
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,912
if you're no longer invested
in what we're trying to do here,
372
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,831
maybe this isn't the right place for you.
373
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,793
No, it... No, it is!
374
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,712
And you're right.
375
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,214
I... I wanna be here.
376
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:31,467
And I will... I will do better.
377
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:37,514
The leader who does not take advice
is not a leader.
378
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:43,270
That's a proverb from Kenya, date unknown.
379
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,813
Okay.
380
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,107
[music playing]
381
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,072
♪ Every day a new escape ♪
382
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,700
♪ I awake, looking for the sun ♪
383
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,869
♪ Hoping that I never break ♪
384
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:02,748
♪ I'm on the edge
Wanting me to trip and fall ♪
385
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:06,085
♪ Feeling every eye on me to ignore ♪
386
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,837
♪ Got the feeling that they wanted more ♪
387
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,673
[singer vocalizing]
388
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:14,593
♪ Wanted more ♪
389
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,807
♪ Bound to you ♪
390
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,948
♪ If you're reading this
It's your birthday ♪
391
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,950
♪ We'll sip champagne
Like we're thirsty... ♪
392
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:38,867
What up, yo?
393
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,078
Nothing, bro. I'm good.
394
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,914
♪ So let's have a toast
It's your birthday ♪
395
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:46,375
♪ Birthday, birthday, birthday... ♪
396
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,085
Hey, something up?
397
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,045
I ain't seen your girl in a minute.
Y'all good?
398
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,214
-She leave you for another bitch?
-What? No.
399
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,341
-No.
-Talk to me, blood.
400
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,593
Me and Nala was just about
to go watch the Bare Bears.
401
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,887
-Care Bears, Daddy.
-Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
402
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,764
We don't use no C-word, sweetheart.
403
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,558
This is a blood house.
404
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,477
Are you sure you're "bool," man?
405
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,271
[sighs]
406
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:08,772
I've just been messing up.
407
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,483
I started this business
that didn't pan out.
408
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,403
Now I'm watching
all my friends just pass me by.
409
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,655
It's just been frustrating on all levels.
410
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,532
Yeah, a nigga's stuck.
411
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,950
Yeah.
412
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,618
You ain't working, you ain't providing.
413
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,579
Shit, you probably
ain't even putting it down.
414
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,164
-Man, hey.
-Nah, nah, no disrespect.
415
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,457
-You love your girl and shit, right?
-Yeah, I do.
416
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:30,460
I just... I just don't know
how to change things, man.
417
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,879
Well, hear me out.
418
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,882
I used to be out there fucking bitches,
being inconsiderate and shit.
419
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:39,428
But then when I had Nala, I was like,
"What if she meet a nigga like me?"
420
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:41,305
I even tried to make it work
with her moms,
421
00:19:41,388 --> 00:19:43,015
but her moms is a H-O-E.
422
00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,934
-So F-U-C-K her B-I-T-C-H-A-S-S.
-Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
423
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,313
Gotta spell fast. She getting so smart.
424
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,898
She know her ABBs and shit.
425
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,691
That's little Einstein, huh?
426
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,902
Daddy's little Einstein.
427
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,487
Anyway, bling your shit up, blood.
428
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,410
Hey, and if it don't work out,
I got bitches.
429
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,494
Cool.
430
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:06,997
"Bool."
431
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,006
I completely forgot about the surveys
these kids did.
432
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,342
Yeah, well, they were still
in sealed envelopes.
433
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,010
The voice of the children.
434
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,387
You believe this? It's so telling.
435
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,514
And you were right, they did mostly list
436
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,392
basketball and football
in their interests. [scoffs]
437
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,394
Mostly spelled wrong, but still.
438
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,313
They wanna be part of a team.
439
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,941
Or they wanna take it out the hood.
Look at this question.
440
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,610
"What is something you'd like We Got Y'all
to do next year?"
441
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,862
-This is sad.
-"Take us to the Crenshaw mall."
442
00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,656
"Go to Benihana's."
443
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,908
"Dave and Buster's."
444
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,743
"Stand in line for Jordans."
445
00:20:44,826 --> 00:20:47,746
These kids can't even imagine
past the 10 freeway.
446
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,749
No, I'm not... I'm not laughing at...
447
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:52,751
-That's... that's sad.
-It's sad.
448
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,336
No, my friend grew up around here
449
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,797
and she was talking about
how she never went to the beach
450
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,048
-until college.
-No way.
451
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:01,051
-Is she okay?
-Yeah, she's fine.
452
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,011
-She's a lawyer, but...
-Okay.
453
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:05,597
I don't know,
454
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,100
what if we just took these kids
to the beach to start?
455
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,852
You know, we could even
do your service idea and make it a...
456
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,688
[both] Beach cleanup.
457
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,690
Word twins.
458
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:15,941
Hello.
459
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:18,735
-It's becoming our thing.
-Mmm-mmm.
460
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,737
[music playing]
461
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,699
[chatter, laughter]
462
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,450
No, no, no, look,
463
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,619
hands down, the worst dating
experience I've had,
464
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,163
-Coffee Meets Bagel.
-Wait, worse than OkCupid?
465
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:33,375
Listen, I've never had so many women
eyeing my shoe size
466
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,168
and asking me, "So, are the rumors true?"
467
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,129
-Wait, about your...
-Uh-huh.
468
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,631
Yep, white girls have no shame.
469
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,884
Oh, so you mostly date white girls?
470
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,095
Not at all.
I just went through this period
471
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:48,015
-where black women weren't feeling me.
-Now I know you lying.
472
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,600
No, no, no, listen,
you're the first black woman
473
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,060
who's responded to me in a minute.
474
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,895
-I don't know what it is.
-Really?
475
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,105
Really.
476
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:56,690
Wow.
477
00:21:56,773 --> 00:21:59,151
-You two okay?
-Mmm-hmm.
478
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,112
You want some more wine
or are you in a rush?
479
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:03,739
Sure. No rush here.
480
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,408
Can we have your Argentinian Malbec?
481
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,535
-Okay.
-Thanks, man. You're gonna like this.
482
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,037
-Oh, am I?
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
483
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,872
Am I gonna like it
like I like your chicken?
484
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:13,040
Uh, I mean, you know...
485
00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,750
-I mean, just a taste!
-You got pasta.
486
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:25,677
-This was fun.
-Yeah!
487
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,471
You wanna grab some coffee?
488
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:29,389
Uh, definitely.
489
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,187
You trying to fuck, though?
490
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:38,065
-You motherfucker.
-All right.
491
00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,650
You think that just 'cause you know
some fancy wine-speak,
492
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,486
I'm just supposed to let you take me home?
493
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,654
What, three glasses of Spanish wine
means we fuck?
494
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,782
-Malbec's Argentinian, but...
-[sighs]
495
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:49,701
I spent all this time trying to make sure
that my pussy is fixed,
496
00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:52,996
but it turns out you are just like
every other single asshole out here.
497
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,041
I didn't break my pussy,
niggas like you broke my pussy.
498
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,341
[phone buzzes]
499
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:19,689
So, I'm home.
500
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:21,191
You still the same nigga?
501
00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:23,276
"Yep, but who else you gonna be with?"
502
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,153
Oh, I got options, nigga. I got options.
503
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:27,906
"So, you ready to talk now?"
504
00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:29,908
You ready to man-up now? Ha!
505
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,410
You wasn't expecting that, huh?
That was good.
506
00:23:32,494 --> 00:23:35,205
That's, like, pow. "What's my mama
gonna say about us breaking up?"
507
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,165
I don't give a shit
about your mama, nigga!
508
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,167
She's really nice.
509
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:42,712
"Where'd you put all my shit?"
In a box to the left.
510
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:45,340
[chuckles] It's like a jungle
sometimes, nigga.
511
00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:47,134
"So, you know I'm gonna take all my DVDs."
512
00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,386
Don't nobody want
your Steve Harvey box set.
513
00:23:49,469 --> 00:23:51,638
"You know I'm still working
on my business plan."
514
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,473
I got a plan. Start the business.
515
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,933
Nigga, how 'bout that?
516
00:23:55,016 --> 00:23:57,936
"Bitch, you know I love you."
I love you, too.
517
00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,065
[sighs]
518
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,536
Hey, broken pussy!
519
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:19,875
Jared.
520
00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,377
-Right, right.
-What's up?
521
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,588
You got... you got a little...
522
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,673
-Oh.
-...something all over your face.
523
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:29,634
Okay, so you got jokes.
524
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,179
Somebody runs out of a club
and don't say goodbye.
525
00:24:32,262 --> 00:24:33,638
[chuckles] Yeah.
526
00:24:34,848 --> 00:24:37,559
-Uh, who is this?
-That's Flavor Flav.
527
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,103
Oh, you should get a Doberman
and name him Chuck D.
528
00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,689
-Thank you.
-Real clever.
529
00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,482
I tried. Did a little something.
530
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,959
Got an interview
with a headhunter tomorrow.
531
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,002
That's great.
532
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:56,012
I shouldn't have ignored you today.
533
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,851
Thug Yoda spelled
an entire sentence today.
534
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:04,020
For real?
535
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:08,650
-That's "brazy."
-[both chuckling]
536
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,242
♪ Heartbreaks, setbacks ♪
537
00:26:17,325 --> 00:26:19,369
♪ Breakups, makeups ♪
538
00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,579
♪ Love, love ♪
539
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,748
♪ Love, love, love ♪
540
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:25,875
♪ Breakdowns, build-ups ♪
541
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:28,044
♪ Knockdowns, broke down ♪
542
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:33,008
♪ But still try, try, try, try ♪
543
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:37,137
♪ Baby, this could be
A chance for us to see ♪
544
00:26:37,220 --> 00:26:41,433
♪ Maybe we'll figure out
Where we're supposed to be ♪
545
00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,101
♪ Until we find the truth ♪
546
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,729
♪ There's something we should do ♪
547
00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:49,691
♪ Can't let the love stop
Flowing from me to you ♪
548
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:53,862
♪ You know we tried way too hard to find ♪
549
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,947
♪ A love that's really blind ♪
550
00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:58,992
♪ So why even try? ♪
551
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:03,038
♪ Baby, this could be
A chance for us to see ♪
552
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:07,375
♪ Maybe we'll figure out
Where we're supposed to be ♪
553
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:11,713
♪ Until we find the truth
There's something we should do ♪
554
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:16,301
♪ Can't let the love stop
Flowing from me to you. ♪
555
00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,678
[vocalizing]