1 00:00:42,875 --> 00:00:44,544 We didn't lie to you, folks. 2 00:00:45,336 --> 00:00:50,049 We told you we had living, breathing monstrosities. 3 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:54,512 You laughed at them, shuddered at them, 4 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:58,015 and yet, but for the accident of birth, 5 00:00:59,183 --> 00:01:01,310 you might be even as they are. 6 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:05,982 They did not ask to be brought into the world, 7 00:01:06,482 --> 00:01:08,192 but into the world they came. 8 00:01:09,443 --> 00:01:12,280 Their code is a law unto themselves. 9 00:01:13,823 --> 00:01:15,408 Offend one, 10 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,786 and you offend them all. 11 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:23,874 And now, folks, 12 00:01:24,375 --> 00:01:26,335 if you'll just step this way, 13 00:01:26,877 --> 00:01:28,713 you are about to witness 14 00:01:28,879 --> 00:01:32,883 the most amazing, the most astounding 15 00:01:33,050 --> 00:01:36,804 living monstrosity of all time. 16 00:01:42,518 --> 00:01:43,561 Friends... 17 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:49,025 she was once a beautiful woman. 18 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:54,739 A royal prince shot himself for love of her. 19 00:01:55,865 --> 00:01:58,492 She was known as the Peacock of the Air. 20 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,961 She is magnificent, isn't she, Hans? 21 00:02:09,503 --> 00:02:13,883 She's the most beautiful big woman I have ever seen. 22 00:02:14,050 --> 00:02:16,469 Why, Hans, how you talk! 23 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:19,221 I should be jealous pretty soon. 24 00:02:19,388 --> 00:02:21,724 Don't be silly. 25 00:02:21,891 --> 00:02:23,142 Don't be silly? 26 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:27,271 I've seen these women making eyes at my Hans. 27 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:30,316 Of course, I ain't jealous. 28 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,235 Oh, Frieda, my dear, 29 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,364 I have eyes for only one woman, 30 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:41,285 the woman I asked to be my wife. 31 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:54,131 Miss Frieda. 32 00:02:58,427 --> 00:03:00,221 I tightened the belly band. 33 00:03:00,888 --> 00:03:03,974 That is much better. It was always slipping. 34 00:03:04,141 --> 00:03:06,227 It was too loose. Thank you. 35 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,426 Are you laughing at me? 36 00:03:38,592 --> 00:03:40,177 Why, no, monsieur. 37 00:03:40,344 --> 00:03:41,679 Thanks. I'm glad. 38 00:03:42,346 --> 00:03:43,931 Why should I laugh at you? 39 00:03:44,098 --> 00:03:46,142 Most big people do. 40 00:03:46,308 --> 00:03:48,269 They don't realize I'm a man, 41 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,479 with the same feelings they have. 42 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:57,903 Thank you. 43 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:02,491 You are so kind, monsieur. 44 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,127 Nice, nice. 45 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,920 - Don't, don't. - Oh. 46 00:04:32,062 --> 00:04:34,148 You must come to see me sometime, 47 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,317 and we'll have a little wine together. 48 00:04:37,401 --> 00:04:39,236 Thank you, Miss Cleo. Thank you. 49 00:04:51,248 --> 00:04:54,251 You are getting old, Jean, and besides, probably last night, 50 00:04:54,418 --> 00:04:56,796 you had too heavy a dinner, and now your imagination is... 51 00:04:56,962 --> 00:04:58,255 But, Monsieur Duval, 52 00:04:58,422 --> 00:05:01,550 at first, I could not believe my own eyes. 53 00:05:01,717 --> 00:05:03,677 Al lot of horrible, twisted things, 54 00:05:03,844 --> 00:05:06,180 you know, crawling, whining, laughing... 55 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:07,515 Oh, say, Jean. 56 00:05:07,681 --> 00:05:09,475 What were you drinking last night? 57 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,268 Nothing, monsieur, I assure you. 58 00:05:18,609 --> 00:05:20,569 Oh, monsieur, there must be a law in France 59 00:05:20,736 --> 00:05:22,905 to smother such things at birth 60 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,241 or lock them up. 61 00:05:25,407 --> 00:05:26,283 All right, Jean. 62 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,410 If there's anything like you say on my grounds, 63 00:05:28,577 --> 00:05:29,578 we'll have them removed. 64 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:54,186 - Come on! Let's go! - Get out all of you! 65 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:57,022 Hurry up! Quickly! 66 00:05:57,523 --> 00:05:59,275 Go away, all of you! 67 00:05:59,441 --> 00:06:02,528 Don't you know trespassing is the same as stealing? 68 00:06:03,153 --> 00:06:05,239 Oh, I'm sorry, monsieur. 69 00:06:06,115 --> 00:06:08,158 I am Madame Tetrallini. 70 00:06:08,325 --> 00:06:11,370 These are children in my circus. 71 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,746 Children? 72 00:06:12,913 --> 00:06:13,873 They're monsters! 73 00:06:14,039 --> 00:06:16,709 Oh, your circus? I understand. 74 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,460 So you see, monsieur, 75 00:06:18,627 --> 00:06:20,087 when I get a chance, 76 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:23,007 I like to take them into the sunshine 77 00:06:23,173 --> 00:06:26,260 and let them play like children. 78 00:06:27,177 --> 00:06:30,306 That is what most of them are. 79 00:06:32,224 --> 00:06:33,225 Children. 80 00:06:36,353 --> 00:06:37,187 Children. 81 00:06:40,274 --> 00:06:41,275 Children. 82 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,778 Please forget what was said, madame. 83 00:06:44,945 --> 00:06:46,363 You are welcome to remain. 84 00:06:46,530 --> 00:06:47,448 Goodbye. 85 00:06:48,073 --> 00:06:49,074 Come, Jean. 86 00:06:49,783 --> 00:06:51,702 Thanks a thousand, monsieur. 87 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:54,204 - A thousand thanks, monsieur! - Oh... 88 00:06:54,371 --> 00:06:56,040 Oh, shame! 89 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,375 Shame! Shame! 90 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:02,671 How many times have I told you not to be frightened? 91 00:07:02,838 --> 00:07:04,632 Have I not told you 92 00:07:04,798 --> 00:07:08,928 God looks after all his children? 93 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,814 Good evening, Madame Tetrallini. 94 00:07:20,981 --> 00:07:22,650 How are you, Madame Tetrallini? 95 00:07:22,816 --> 00:07:24,485 Big crowd tonight. 96 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:31,325 There she goes, taking them out to exercise. 97 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,245 Nurse to a lot of mangy freaks. 98 00:07:35,412 --> 00:07:36,705 Aha! 99 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:38,958 Just as they are represented on the banners, 100 00:07:39,124 --> 00:07:41,001 you will see them on the inside. 101 00:07:41,168 --> 00:07:43,420 Living, breathing monstrosities! 102 00:07:43,587 --> 00:07:47,508 Josephine Joseph, half woman, half man! 103 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:49,551 Have a cigar, Joseph. 104 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:51,804 You dropped your lipstick, Josephine. 105 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:54,932 Don't get her sore, or he'll bust you in the nose. 106 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,016 Ha! 107 00:07:57,977 --> 00:07:59,228 Come on. Hurry up. 108 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,814 Attaboy. 109 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:11,490 You're all wrong. I didn't do it. 110 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:14,034 Well, what are you trying to do? Be funny? 111 00:08:14,201 --> 00:08:16,286 Aw, you just don't understand. 112 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,623 A Roman lady, 113 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:22,418 getting off the bull and scratching yourself. 114 00:08:22,584 --> 00:08:25,337 Well, can't a Roman lady itch? 115 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:27,965 Why don't you take a bath? 116 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:31,010 I did, but it's the bull that needs the bath. 117 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:44,732 I think she likes you. 118 00:08:46,483 --> 00:08:48,736 But he don't. 119 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,246 Oh, Hans. 120 00:08:59,955 --> 00:09:01,915 Those flowers you sent to me, 121 00:09:02,416 --> 00:09:04,418 they were beautiful. 122 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:07,046 But not much beautiful as you. 123 00:09:07,921 --> 00:09:08,922 Oh... 124 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:11,050 Thank you. 125 00:09:12,843 --> 00:09:13,927 And, Hans... 126 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,263 I don't like to ask, 127 00:09:17,181 --> 00:09:20,559 but may I have the loan of another 1000 francs 128 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,936 until my money from Paris arrives? 129 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,314 With pleasure, fräulein. 130 00:09:25,981 --> 00:09:27,107 Thank you. 131 00:09:28,358 --> 00:09:30,277 I'll bring it to your wagon tonight. 132 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:36,575 Oh, forget it. Forget it. 133 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,494 Maybe I was just fooling. 134 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:41,121 - Fooling? Fooling, huh? - Yeah. 135 00:09:41,288 --> 00:09:43,874 "Come, little girl, I want to take care of you." 136 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:46,460 Oh, and I fell for that! 137 00:09:52,257 --> 00:09:53,842 Oh, forget it. 138 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:55,302 Forget it. 139 00:10:03,977 --> 00:10:04,812 So... 140 00:10:05,562 --> 00:10:06,647 you're quitting. 141 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:08,941 Is that it? 142 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,277 Maybe I'm only fooling. 143 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,530 Well, you are not quitting me 144 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:17,366 'cause I'm kicking you out! 145 00:10:17,991 --> 00:10:18,826 Oh. 146 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:21,537 Oh, no, you don't. 147 00:10:21,703 --> 00:10:22,830 I gave you this. 148 00:10:23,330 --> 00:10:25,499 Oh, why, you cheap... 149 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,084 Oh! 150 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:31,380 And don't you come around crying tonight, trying to get back in! 151 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,800 I'm through wasting my time and money 152 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,844 on things like you! 153 00:10:37,010 --> 00:10:40,347 Yeah. Your time but my money! 154 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:44,560 Ungrateful, little tramp. 155 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:52,943 Ah. Fine. 156 00:10:56,864 --> 00:10:58,657 Well, what are you staring at? 157 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:03,120 Didn't you ever see a lady move before? 158 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:07,249 I guess you've been listening to every word he said. 159 00:11:08,876 --> 00:11:10,544 That's it, that's it. 160 00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:11,962 Go ahead and laugh. 161 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,422 It's funny, ain't it? 162 00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:17,050 Yeah. Women are funny, ain't they? 163 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:20,220 They're all tramps, ain't they? 164 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:23,557 Yeah. Except when you can get money from them! 165 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,528 Well, I'll be... 166 00:11:38,363 --> 00:11:40,699 Say, who do you think you are, shooting off your head? 167 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,078 Say, this is Phroso, Phroso you're talking to... 168 00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,082 not any of those slugs you've been chasing around with! 169 00:11:49,249 --> 00:11:52,252 - Now you listen to me. - Oh, I didn't mean you! 170 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:55,088 I had to take it out on somebody. 171 00:11:55,255 --> 00:11:57,257 Yeah, you dames is all alike. 172 00:11:57,424 --> 00:11:59,051 You're sharpshooting and you cheat. 173 00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:01,470 And how you squeal when you get what's coming to you. 174 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,680 Aw. 175 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,141 Easy, kid, easy. 176 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,059 Cut it. 177 00:12:09,686 --> 00:12:11,396 It's my own fault. 178 00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,525 What gets me so cockeyed sore at myself 179 00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:18,237 is that I fell for that big hunk of beef. 180 00:12:18,403 --> 00:12:20,781 So you finally got wise to yourself, did you? 181 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,616 It's a funny thing about you women. 182 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,409 Most of you don't get wise soon enough. 183 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:26,954 You wait until you're so old, nobody wants you. 184 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,039 Nobody does most of the time. 185 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,917 Well, you ought to be tickled to death you're washed up with him. 186 00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:34,002 You're not so hard to look at. 187 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:37,047 Give yourself a tumble, you'll make the grade. 188 00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:38,674 Your breaks is coming. 189 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,800 Coming? 190 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,468 Gone, you mean. 191 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,887 Now you're gonna sit there feeling sorry for yourself. 192 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,431 Oh, no, I ain't. Don't you ever accuse me of that! 193 00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:48,850 All right, all right. 194 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:51,979 But one thing. 195 00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:55,190 Don't go out filling your hide with a lot of booze celebrating, 196 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:58,110 'cause fun what's got that way never done no one no good. 197 00:12:59,319 --> 00:13:00,153 Get me? 198 00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:02,990 I got you. 199 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:07,202 Say... 200 00:13:09,162 --> 00:13:10,872 you're a pretty good kid. 201 00:13:11,039 --> 00:13:12,457 You're darn right I am. 202 00:13:12,624 --> 00:13:14,835 You should have caught me before my operation. 203 00:13:20,924 --> 00:13:22,259 - Hello, Phroso. - Hello, Phroso. 204 00:13:22,426 --> 00:13:25,929 Well, well, well, tomorrow night's the big night, eh, Daisy? 205 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,556 Yes, the sister's getting married. 206 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,599 And I'm thrilled to death. 207 00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:31,018 She thrills at anything. 208 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,021 Oh, Roscoe's a good kid. 209 00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:35,355 She's only joking. 210 00:13:35,522 --> 00:13:37,816 She'll like him lots after she knows him better. 211 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,319 Oh, that reminds me. 212 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,029 Close your eyes, Violet. 213 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,156 Go ahead, close them. 214 00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:47,117 What did I do? 215 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,410 Pinched Daisy's arm. 216 00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:51,496 Well, what do you know about that? 217 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,540 Oh, Daisy! 218 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,668 Her master's voice is calling. 219 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,463 Getting fresh, eh? 220 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,757 Well, I don't like it one bit... 221 00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:03,508 Well, come on, come on. 222 00:14:03,675 --> 00:14:06,011 You'll have to hurry. We haven't much time. 223 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:09,514 So you were flirting with that cheap clown, were you? 224 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:10,599 No, I wasn't. 225 00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,559 Oh, he was doing a trick with me. 226 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:13,643 You shut up. 227 00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:17,314 I'm marrying your sister, not you. 228 00:14:17,856 --> 00:14:20,567 I saw him getting familiar with you. 229 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:23,028 - Oh, come on, Daisy. - Oh, no, you don't. 230 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,030 She's gonna stay right here. 231 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,032 No, she isn't. I got to go. 232 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,617 Aw. 233 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:31,953 You're always using that for an excu... 234 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,622 For an alibi! 235 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:38,668 ♪ One barrel of grapes ♪ 236 00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:46,593 Where are you going? 237 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:54,810 Well, you don't look around the show much, do you? 238 00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:58,146 Oh, yes. I have seen you. 239 00:14:58,313 --> 00:15:00,774 So that's how it is. 240 00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:03,819 You got to be coaxed? 241 00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:07,948 Well? 242 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,379 Ah! Come on in. 243 00:15:24,714 --> 00:15:26,425 Help yourself to a drink. 244 00:15:28,009 --> 00:15:29,219 That is fine. 245 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:34,891 Feel like eating something? 246 00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:36,810 Always! 247 00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:44,609 Your health. 248 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:50,615 How many? 249 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,076 Oh, I'm not very hungry. 250 00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:54,286 About six. 251 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,960 How do you like them? 252 00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,674 Not bad. 253 00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,471 Oh, but you are strong. 254 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:14,723 You are squeezing me to death. 255 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,641 And you'll like it. 256 00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:19,519 Oh, you are taking my breath away. 257 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,158 You! 258 00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:43,418 Now here's something for your eye. 259 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:51,218 But, Hans, mein Leibchen, 260 00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:54,638 you have not been listening to a word I have been saying. 261 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,599 - Hans! - Yes, Frieda? 262 00:16:58,099 --> 00:17:00,185 You have not been listening to me. 263 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,103 Yes, I have, Frieda. I have. 264 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,189 Then what was I saying? 265 00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,316 You were saying... 266 00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,443 You were saying... What were you saying? 267 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:12,781 I was saying, tonight, you must not smoke such a big cigar. 268 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,825 Your voice was very bad at tonight's show. 269 00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:18,912 Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. 270 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,414 When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. 271 00:17:23,124 --> 00:17:25,085 I want no orders from a woman. 272 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:30,382 Oh, Hans, this is the first time 273 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,218 since we have been engaged 274 00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,887 you have spoken to me so. 275 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:37,681 Why is it? 276 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:44,145 Oh, Friedchen, I'm sorry. I... Ah! 277 00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:46,565 - Here's our coffee. - There. There it is. 278 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,526 Five lumps of sugar in each. 279 00:17:49,693 --> 00:17:52,153 Five lumps? Oh! 280 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,492 Say, the little ape sent to Paris for this. 281 00:17:57,659 --> 00:17:59,619 Yes, yes. Paris. 282 00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:01,496 We're doing very well. 283 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,254 But I don't like fruit. 284 00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:12,882 You should eat a lot. It's good for you. 285 00:18:13,049 --> 00:18:15,552 Next time, I tell him I like champagne. 286 00:18:19,723 --> 00:18:21,516 - Who is it? - It's Hans. 287 00:18:30,817 --> 00:18:31,860 Who? 288 00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,028 It's Hans. 289 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,071 Oh, my darling, 290 00:18:35,238 --> 00:18:37,824 your basket of fruit was lovely. 291 00:18:37,991 --> 00:18:38,992 But I am, uh... 292 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:42,454 I am taking a bath now. 293 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,289 Can't you come back later? 294 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,665 Yes, fräulein. 295 00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:47,792 Oh, thank you, dear. 296 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,173 Shh! 297 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,967 You'll spoil everything if he hears you. 298 00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:07,771 What's the matter? You ain't singing as usual. 299 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,400 Oh, this morning, I have such a big washing to do. 300 00:19:12,567 --> 00:19:13,485 How's Hans? 301 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:19,199 I said, uh, how's Hans? 302 00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:21,493 Oh, Hans is fine. 303 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,952 Thank you, he's fine. 304 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,706 Frieda, something's wrong. 305 00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:27,791 What is it? 306 00:19:28,833 --> 00:19:30,043 Oh, nothing. 307 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,961 Only... 308 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:37,050 Well, that Cleopatra woman, my Hans... 309 00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,678 Oh, I cannot tell it. 310 00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,554 She's still after Hans, ain't she? 311 00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:44,557 Yeah. Always she's smiling by him. 312 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:47,519 Yeah. Well, if she smiles by somebody I know, 313 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,688 she'll have to buy herself a new set of teeth. 314 00:19:50,438 --> 00:19:53,733 Why is it we women always has got to worry? 315 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,402 Oh, it's always been that way. 316 00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:57,362 I guess it always will be. 317 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:00,615 Yeah, and by me, she has no shame. 318 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:04,661 Always when I can hear it, she says to him: 319 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,415 "Many thanks, my darling, for the flowers. 320 00:20:08,915 --> 00:20:11,042 Thanks, my darling, for this. 321 00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:13,628 And thanks, my darling, for that." 322 00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,840 Always something he has given. 323 00:20:17,006 --> 00:20:18,883 Oh, don't you worry, Frieda. 324 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,343 He doesn't love her. 325 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,345 Oh, that big horse. 326 00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,473 Yeah, but she keeps after him. 327 00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,726 That's why I worry. 328 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,273 Why not pink tights? 329 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,692 You know, with spangles all around. 330 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,777 It will show her figure off more. 331 00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:40,447 Oh, nein. No tights. 332 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:41,990 Without tights. 333 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:46,286 You know, that soft, flimsy what-you-call-it stuff. 334 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,954 Let her figure show through. 335 00:20:48,496 --> 00:20:50,582 Why not like Lady Godiva? 336 00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,293 Yeah, that's it. 337 00:20:53,835 --> 00:20:56,755 That's it, and I'll hire her to ride the back of my bull. 338 00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:58,381 Dumbbells! Dumbbells! 339 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,550 What have you on your shoulder for heads? 340 00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,843 Swiss cheese? 341 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:05,764 Oh! Ow! 342 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,266 What's the matter, Cleo? What's the matter? 343 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,810 Oh, I think I strained my shoulder last night. 344 00:21:11,311 --> 00:21:12,645 Give it a rub, will you? 345 00:21:15,523 --> 00:21:17,150 Farther. 346 00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:19,277 Farther. 347 00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:22,280 Down, down. 348 00:21:22,822 --> 00:21:24,616 Over. 349 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,117 Over. 350 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:32,207 Oh, it's so good to be rubbed. 351 00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:34,167 Our cards, lady. 352 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,794 What for? 353 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,379 A couple of rubbers from Berlin. 354 00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:41,007 You're not worth to speak to a woman. 355 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:46,054 You belong on the street, you low, dirty pigs! You pigs! 356 00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:47,514 That reminds me. 357 00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:50,391 I had a swell dream about you last night. 358 00:21:50,558 --> 00:21:52,393 - Oh, you did? - Yeah. 359 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,021 You were standing in a bathing suit on a rock... 360 00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,357 - Yeah? - ...you know, like a statue. 361 00:21:57,524 --> 00:22:00,944 The wind was blowing through your hair, and the waves were washing around you. 362 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,655 And your figure, how it stood out. 363 00:22:04,155 --> 00:22:05,448 It looked great! 364 00:22:06,407 --> 00:22:07,742 Say, 365 00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:10,411 you have got a good figure. 366 00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:11,746 Oh. 367 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,289 Oh, do you think so? 368 00:22:13,456 --> 00:22:15,124 Sure. 369 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:16,668 - Say, did...? - Hey, Phroso! 370 00:22:17,752 --> 00:22:20,088 Did you try that gag I told you about? 371 00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:22,757 Yeah, I did and it was a wow. 372 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,801 Get up here, Johnny, and I'll show it to you. 373 00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,304 I did everything you told me, and it laid them right in the saw dust. 374 00:22:28,471 --> 00:22:29,973 Watch this, Venus. Watch this. 375 00:22:30,473 --> 00:22:32,934 - Hello, Venus. - Hello, Johnny. 376 00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,603 Say, Phroso, what else did you dream? 377 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:36,813 Then the dream changed. 378 00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:38,731 - We was in Paris. - Paris! 379 00:22:38,898 --> 00:22:40,817 Yeah. At the opera, right in the front box. 380 00:22:40,984 --> 00:22:42,193 We were all dressed up. 381 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,695 Oh, gee. What'd I have on? 382 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,655 And did I look swell. 383 00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:47,031 Everybody was pointing at me. 384 00:22:47,198 --> 00:22:49,492 They were saying, "That's Phroso the Clown." 385 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:52,078 And was I embarrassed! 386 00:22:52,745 --> 00:22:54,622 Did they say anything about me? 387 00:22:54,789 --> 00:22:56,374 Sure, sure. 388 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,543 - Well, what did they say, huh? - Hit me. 389 00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:00,545 Go ahead, hit me! 390 00:23:01,629 --> 00:23:03,423 On the head. Hit me! 391 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,435 Oh, that's how it is. 392 00:23:15,602 --> 00:23:17,437 You don't think it's funny. 393 00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:18,605 It's sad, is it? 394 00:23:18,771 --> 00:23:22,358 - It'll panic them. That's how sad it is. - Phroso! Phroso! 395 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:27,906 No. 396 00:23:29,532 --> 00:23:30,533 When? 397 00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:32,535 Come on! 398 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:35,747 Come on! 399 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,541 Come on, Venus. The Bearded Lady's baby's born! 400 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,381 Aw! 401 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:55,683 Oh, gee. 402 00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:57,936 Ain't it cute? What is it? 403 00:23:58,102 --> 00:23:58,978 A girl. 404 00:23:59,145 --> 00:24:01,105 Oh, boy, that's great. 405 00:24:01,272 --> 00:24:02,774 And it's going to have a beard. 406 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:11,658 - Ah! How's the proud father? - Fine. 407 00:24:11,824 --> 00:24:13,117 - What was it? - A girl. 408 00:24:13,284 --> 00:24:15,954 Better luck next time. You might get a couple of Smith Brothers. 409 00:24:16,120 --> 00:24:16,871 I tried. 410 00:24:25,213 --> 00:24:26,506 Please, Violet, please. 411 00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,257 Don't quarrel with him anymore. 412 00:24:28,424 --> 00:24:30,969 Oh, well, if he's going to say anything, let him say it. 413 00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:33,554 Don't let him puff for an hour. 414 00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:36,933 Say, you're going to do as I say. 415 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,851 I'm the boss of my home. 416 00:24:39,018 --> 00:24:40,228 Half of it, you mean. 417 00:24:40,395 --> 00:24:42,063 Please, please, Violet. 418 00:24:42,563 --> 00:24:46,025 Hey, listen here. I don't want those tramps you go with 419 00:24:46,192 --> 00:24:47,568 hanging around my wife. 420 00:24:47,735 --> 00:24:49,195 Oh, be quiet! 421 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,155 Hook up our dress. 422 00:24:51,322 --> 00:24:55,118 If it isn't your dress I'm hooking up, it's something else. 423 00:24:55,785 --> 00:24:57,036 And another thing. 424 00:24:57,203 --> 00:24:59,914 You got to cut out getting drunk every night too. 425 00:25:00,081 --> 00:25:02,000 - Is that so? - Yeah. 426 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,751 I'm not going to have my wife 427 00:25:03,918 --> 00:25:07,130 laying in bed half the day with your hangover. 428 00:25:07,296 --> 00:25:10,133 - Come on, Daisy. Let's get out of here. - Oh, no, she don't. 429 00:25:10,299 --> 00:25:12,385 She's going to stay right here. 430 00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,095 Come on, I gotta go. 431 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,431 Ah. 432 00:25:16,597 --> 00:25:19,142 You're always using that for an excu... 433 00:25:19,308 --> 00:25:21,269 For an alibi! 434 00:25:28,067 --> 00:25:30,194 Cleopatra ain't one of us. 435 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:33,906 Why, we're just filthy things to her. 436 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:38,161 She'd spit on Hans, if he wasn't giving her presents. 437 00:25:39,245 --> 00:25:40,747 Let her try it. 438 00:25:41,247 --> 00:25:44,250 Let her try doing anything to one of us. 439 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:45,793 You're right. 440 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,795 She don't know us, 441 00:25:47,962 --> 00:25:50,006 but she'll find out. 442 00:25:52,258 --> 00:25:53,259 There you are. 443 00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:01,059 I kind of peeked out of the corner of my eye 444 00:26:01,225 --> 00:26:03,728 and got Madame Tetrallini giving us the once-over. 445 00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:06,355 Heh. I guess she knows she's got a good act. 446 00:26:06,522 --> 00:26:08,107 One of the best in the business. 447 00:26:08,274 --> 00:26:10,234 It isn't only our act that gets them. 448 00:26:10,401 --> 00:26:11,944 We've got personality. 449 00:26:12,111 --> 00:26:15,490 We know how to sell the stuff, same way in the last town. 450 00:26:15,990 --> 00:26:17,825 Never heard such applause in your life. 451 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:21,162 Let me tell you something that everybody around here don't know. 452 00:26:21,662 --> 00:26:23,748 We're only killing time with this circus. 453 00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:27,919 We've got bigger time to follow, and we can do it too. 454 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,839 Well, catch our act tomorrow night. We got something new. 455 00:26:32,006 --> 00:26:33,966 I can do anything with my mouth! 456 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:43,684 Oh, Schlitze, what a pretty dress! 457 00:26:43,851 --> 00:26:46,312 Oh, how beautiful you look tonight! 458 00:26:49,148 --> 00:26:51,275 You're just a man's woman. 459 00:26:51,442 --> 00:26:53,820 You know what I mean, huh? You. 460 00:26:56,572 --> 00:26:58,407 If you're a good girl, when I get to Paris, 461 00:26:58,574 --> 00:27:02,245 I'm going to buy you a big hat with a long beautiful feather on it. 462 00:27:05,748 --> 00:27:08,501 - Oh, hello, Elvira. - Hello, Phroso. 463 00:27:08,668 --> 00:27:10,086 Hello, Jenny Lee. 464 00:27:10,253 --> 00:27:11,003 Look. 465 00:27:11,712 --> 00:27:14,423 Hasn't Schlitze got a beautiful dress? Isn't that pretty? 466 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,801 When I get to Paris, I'm going to buy her a big hat 467 00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:18,970 with a long feather on it. 468 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,222 And if you're good girls, when I get to Paris, 469 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:24,058 I'm going to buy you a hat with a bigger feather on it. 470 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,651 Why, Schlitze, what's the matter? 471 00:27:38,781 --> 00:27:41,409 Oh! I'm sorry, Schlitze. 472 00:27:49,709 --> 00:27:50,710 Did you see him? 473 00:27:50,877 --> 00:27:52,879 He was out there again tonight. 474 00:27:53,045 --> 00:27:54,797 He followed you from the last town. 475 00:27:54,964 --> 00:27:57,717 I know it, and if Eddie sees it, there'll be a fight. 476 00:27:57,884 --> 00:27:59,427 Well, it ain't your fault. 477 00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,512 Ah. There you are, Frances. 478 00:28:01,679 --> 00:28:02,889 I thought you'd gone to bed. 479 00:28:03,055 --> 00:28:04,098 Hello, Rollo. 480 00:28:04,265 --> 00:28:07,101 Well, hear that crowd out there again tonight? 481 00:28:07,768 --> 00:28:10,146 I bet you thought the tent was on fire, huh? 482 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:11,439 Well, it wasn't. 483 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:14,525 Just the Rollo Brothers panicking them again. 484 00:28:15,109 --> 00:28:16,903 But then we do it in every town. 485 00:28:17,403 --> 00:28:19,780 We're so used to it, it's getting monotonous. 486 00:28:19,947 --> 00:28:22,742 Say, you want to take a look at our act tomorrow night? 487 00:28:23,492 --> 00:28:24,952 Careful, careful. 488 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,746 Don't waste any of it. 489 00:28:29,081 --> 00:28:31,000 Look how it sparkles. 490 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:32,501 Like your eyes. 491 00:28:32,668 --> 00:28:35,880 Dancing, gay, like bubbles. 492 00:28:40,843 --> 00:28:42,345 Oh, it's delicious. 493 00:28:44,263 --> 00:28:46,807 Mmm. Nice, nice. 494 00:28:47,308 --> 00:28:50,603 It comes by the finest vineyards of France. 495 00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:53,439 And you sent for it specially for me? 496 00:28:53,606 --> 00:28:57,026 For the most beautiful woman in all the world. 497 00:28:57,818 --> 00:28:58,945 Darling. 498 00:29:05,117 --> 00:29:06,535 Hello there, baby. 499 00:29:06,702 --> 00:29:08,120 Where have you been so long? 500 00:29:09,455 --> 00:29:11,582 You're a funny guy, Phroso. 501 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:14,293 Sometimes, you panic me. 502 00:29:14,460 --> 00:29:15,419 Don't I know it? 503 00:29:15,586 --> 00:29:19,131 I panic the world because I use my noodle. 504 00:29:19,298 --> 00:29:22,510 I think up funny gags. I make the world laugh. 505 00:29:23,469 --> 00:29:25,179 With me, clowning is an art. 506 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,808 Say, why the hat? 507 00:29:29,308 --> 00:29:30,351 The head cold? 508 00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:33,187 Thought you and me had a date to go out? 509 00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:35,773 Oh, I forgot all about it. 510 00:29:36,482 --> 00:29:37,984 Well, I'm into this now. 511 00:29:38,150 --> 00:29:39,568 I gotta go through with it. 512 00:29:39,735 --> 00:29:41,487 Well, make it snappy, will you? 513 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:43,406 I'm all dolled up for the occasion. 514 00:29:43,572 --> 00:29:45,449 Sorry, kid. Can't do it now. 515 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:51,872 We'll make it some other time, huh? 516 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:56,127 Aw, don't feel that way about it. 517 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:59,005 I just got this idea all of a sudden. I gotta finish it. 518 00:29:59,505 --> 00:30:01,757 Hey, funny gag, isn't it? 519 00:30:01,924 --> 00:30:04,760 Yeah. I'm laughing myself sick. 520 00:30:05,761 --> 00:30:08,597 Oh, say, come on. 521 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,392 Honey, hey. 522 00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,311 Come on, come on, come on. 523 00:30:13,811 --> 00:30:15,604 Now, now, now, now. 524 00:30:17,606 --> 00:30:18,941 That's much better. 525 00:30:24,155 --> 00:30:26,657 Gee, that's the first time you ever done that. 526 00:30:26,824 --> 00:30:28,993 It ain't the first time I felt like doing it. 527 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:31,078 - Yeah? - Oh... 528 00:30:32,121 --> 00:30:32,955 Venus! 529 00:30:36,125 --> 00:30:37,209 Gee, Phroso. 530 00:30:37,877 --> 00:30:40,796 I don't mind telling you I've wanted to do this for a long time. 531 00:30:41,505 --> 00:30:42,673 Oh, Phroso. 532 00:30:48,262 --> 00:30:49,096 Well... 533 00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:52,224 - we're all set now, hey, Venus? - Yeah. 534 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:54,352 - All set now. - Yeah. 535 00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,521 Please. Please do. 536 00:30:59,565 --> 00:31:01,192 Don't you want to make me happy? 537 00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:05,112 Yes, but I don't know what to say. 538 00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:06,447 Just say yes, dear. 539 00:31:08,866 --> 00:31:09,700 Will you? 540 00:31:11,660 --> 00:31:12,495 Yes. 541 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,163 Oh, Violet! 542 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:26,050 What are you kicking about? You got a good wife. You're happy. 543 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:28,844 Oh, it's that sister-in-law of mine. 544 00:31:29,011 --> 00:31:32,681 She wants to sit up half the night and read. 545 00:31:34,850 --> 00:31:35,893 Gee, that's tough. 546 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,311 Tough? You... 547 00:31:42,858 --> 00:31:44,652 Good night, darling. 548 00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:45,986 Good night, fräulein. 549 00:31:53,035 --> 00:31:55,704 Cleo's gone on a diet. 550 00:32:00,751 --> 00:32:02,711 It's awfully sweet of you to say that. 551 00:32:02,878 --> 00:32:05,381 And I know Violet will be happy. 552 00:32:05,548 --> 00:32:07,091 Oh, here's Roscoe. 553 00:32:08,634 --> 00:32:09,468 Hello. 554 00:32:09,635 --> 00:32:11,554 Roscoe, this is Mr. Rogers. 555 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,889 Glad to meet you. 556 00:32:14,056 --> 00:32:16,350 Violet and he are engaged to be married. 557 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,726 Oh, yeah? 558 00:32:17,893 --> 00:32:20,396 Yes, and you must come to see us sometime. 559 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:22,398 Thanks. 560 00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:25,651 And you must come to... 561 00:32:25,818 --> 00:32:27,778 Come to see us sometime too. 562 00:32:27,945 --> 00:32:30,030 I certainly will. Thanks. 563 00:32:37,621 --> 00:32:38,622 Who is it? 564 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:46,338 It's Frieda, Hans. 565 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,804 May I come in? 566 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:55,681 Yes, Frieda. 567 00:33:13,115 --> 00:33:16,911 Now that I'm here, I don't know how to say it. 568 00:33:17,411 --> 00:33:19,580 How to make you understand. 569 00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:26,337 If you knew how I feel, Hans, to come to you about her. 570 00:33:27,213 --> 00:33:28,589 Oh, Frieda. 571 00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,299 I'm so sorry. 572 00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:32,259 I don't wanna hurt you. 573 00:33:32,426 --> 00:33:34,345 But I can't help it. 574 00:33:35,095 --> 00:33:40,267 If you could be happy, Hans, I would not care. 575 00:33:40,434 --> 00:33:42,478 But I am happy, Frieda. 576 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:45,105 Never in my life was I so happy. 577 00:33:45,981 --> 00:33:47,399 No, Hans. 578 00:33:47,566 --> 00:33:49,068 You think it only. 579 00:33:49,568 --> 00:33:52,363 For you, she cannot bring happiness. 580 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:53,656 Ah, Frieda! 581 00:33:53,822 --> 00:33:54,949 You don't know. 582 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:01,247 But I do, Hans. 583 00:34:02,289 --> 00:34:05,125 You think because she's so beautiful, and I'm just a... 584 00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:06,335 Don't, Hans. 585 00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:07,461 Please. 586 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,964 To me, you're a man. 587 00:34:10,464 --> 00:34:14,260 But to her, you're only something to laugh at. 588 00:34:14,426 --> 00:34:18,138 The whole circus, they make fun about you and her. 589 00:34:19,139 --> 00:34:20,432 Let them laugh. 590 00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:21,809 The swine. 591 00:34:21,976 --> 00:34:23,310 I love her. 592 00:34:23,477 --> 00:34:25,104 They can't hurt me. 593 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,773 But they hurt me. 594 00:34:29,316 --> 00:34:32,111 Frieda, I have been a coward. 595 00:34:32,736 --> 00:34:35,447 I should have come to you in the beginning. 596 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:37,783 Please forgive me. 597 00:34:38,784 --> 00:34:41,328 Yes, Hans. I forgive you. 598 00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:45,416 It is only that you should be happy I want. 599 00:34:48,043 --> 00:34:48,877 Frieda. 600 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:52,631 You won't worry now, will you? 601 00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:56,427 No, I won't worry. 602 00:35:02,641 --> 00:35:03,726 Nice. 603 00:35:03,892 --> 00:35:05,269 Very nice, hmm? 604 00:35:10,190 --> 00:35:11,650 It's platinum. 605 00:35:12,151 --> 00:35:15,654 Say, where do you think the little polliwog is getting his money? 606 00:35:17,823 --> 00:35:19,783 Listen at him. 607 00:35:19,950 --> 00:35:21,660 Getting so particular. 608 00:35:21,827 --> 00:35:23,996 What do you care where the money comes from? 609 00:35:25,497 --> 00:35:26,915 How much it's worth? 610 00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:32,421 We got 500 for the bracelet, but this looks like thousands. 611 00:35:32,588 --> 00:35:35,966 I think next time I'll take a fur coat. 612 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:42,806 Say, that little ape's got ideas about you. 613 00:35:42,973 --> 00:35:44,141 Jealous? 614 00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,225 Me? 615 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:49,355 I'd squish him like a bug. 616 00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:51,690 That's his knock. 617 00:35:51,857 --> 00:35:53,108 I'll get rid of him. 618 00:35:53,275 --> 00:35:54,193 Go, quick. 619 00:35:59,406 --> 00:36:00,532 Come in. 620 00:36:07,581 --> 00:36:08,791 What do you want? 621 00:36:13,879 --> 00:36:15,631 It's about Hans. 622 00:36:18,550 --> 00:36:19,635 Well? 623 00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:20,928 I'm listening. 624 00:36:22,304 --> 00:36:24,431 It's behind his back. 625 00:36:24,598 --> 00:36:28,977 Everybody's laughing because he's in love with you. 626 00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:30,688 Go on. 627 00:36:32,606 --> 00:36:38,445 I know you just make fun, but Hans, he does not know this. 628 00:36:39,613 --> 00:36:44,493 If he finds out, never again will he be happy. 629 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:48,038 What makes you think that I am just making fun? 630 00:36:48,205 --> 00:36:50,124 You're big, so beautiful... 631 00:36:50,290 --> 00:36:55,295 And Hans is so little, so cute, huh? 632 00:36:55,921 --> 00:36:59,383 Well, maybe I'm going to marry him. 633 00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:04,763 If you marry, it will be at you they laugh and stare. 634 00:37:04,930 --> 00:37:06,140 That's good. 635 00:37:06,306 --> 00:37:08,517 Nothing like being different. 636 00:37:08,684 --> 00:37:13,939 Cleopatra, queen of the earth, married to a "dwarp." 637 00:37:14,606 --> 00:37:16,150 A dwarf. 638 00:37:16,316 --> 00:37:17,860 A "dwarp." 639 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:20,946 Then it's not for Hans you care. 640 00:37:21,113 --> 00:37:22,740 It's the money. 641 00:37:23,323 --> 00:37:24,450 Money? 642 00:37:24,616 --> 00:37:27,870 You little mind reader. 643 00:37:28,036 --> 00:37:33,542 Ah, he has told you of the fortune he has inherited. 644 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:41,300 Always he swear to me to tell no one until after we leave the circus. 645 00:37:42,342 --> 00:37:43,927 A fortune? 646 00:37:45,846 --> 00:37:49,892 And fancy you knowing about it too. 647 00:37:50,058 --> 00:37:53,687 Well, I can't be angry at him for that. 648 00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:56,273 No. 649 00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:57,566 No. 650 00:37:57,733 --> 00:37:59,735 You cannot do this. 651 00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,863 No? Hmm. 652 00:38:03,906 --> 00:38:05,407 You wait and see. 653 00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,036 Please. 654 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,663 You can't. 655 00:38:19,671 --> 00:38:21,089 A fortune. 656 00:38:21,256 --> 00:38:23,509 I bet the little ape's worth billions. 657 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:26,345 A fortune! 658 00:38:26,970 --> 00:38:28,305 Can you beat that? 659 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:30,140 A fortune. 660 00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:32,059 And I have him like that. 661 00:38:32,559 --> 00:38:33,685 The shrewd, little ant. 662 00:38:33,852 --> 00:38:36,188 He knew enough to keep his mouth shut. 663 00:38:36,355 --> 00:38:37,856 I could marry him. 664 00:38:38,398 --> 00:38:41,443 Yes, he would marry me. 665 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:52,746 Midgets are not strong. 666 00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:56,375 He could get sick. 667 00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:58,669 How? 668 00:39:00,295 --> 00:39:02,005 It could be done. 669 00:39:03,924 --> 00:39:04,758 Done. 670 00:39:05,759 --> 00:39:06,760 Slowly. 671 00:39:41,086 --> 00:39:42,838 Oh, come on, my little precious! 672 00:39:43,005 --> 00:39:44,631 Come on, let's drink. 673 00:39:44,798 --> 00:39:46,133 Big, happy drink. 674 00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,217 Come on. 675 00:39:50,178 --> 00:39:51,889 Quiet! Be quiet! 676 00:39:52,055 --> 00:39:53,849 Hey, Koo Koo! 677 00:39:54,016 --> 00:39:55,893 Give somebody else a chance. 678 00:40:01,106 --> 00:40:03,066 All right, professor. 679 00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:04,818 A waltz, please. 680 00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,417 Show him up, Volcano. 681 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,543 Burn him up. 682 00:40:32,387 --> 00:40:35,182 Our wedding night. 683 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:41,188 What a thrill. 684 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:44,816 Never before did I think I should be so lucky. 685 00:40:44,983 --> 00:40:45,734 Lucky! 686 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:53,200 I am the lucky one. 687 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:55,494 My little Hans. 688 00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,663 My Cleo's happy. 689 00:40:58,288 --> 00:40:59,164 Happy! 690 00:40:59,331 --> 00:41:00,082 Happy? 691 00:41:05,003 --> 00:41:07,172 Oh, I am so happy. 692 00:41:07,339 --> 00:41:11,927 I even could kiss you, you big, homely brute! 693 00:41:22,270 --> 00:41:25,023 My poor little girl. What's the matter, say? 694 00:41:25,190 --> 00:41:27,067 Don't worry too much about that. 695 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:33,031 Oh, my little, green-eyed monster. 696 00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:38,370 My husband is jealous. 697 00:41:40,956 --> 00:41:42,541 He loves me. 698 00:41:48,839 --> 00:41:50,507 Pigs! 699 00:41:51,925 --> 00:41:54,428 Come, my little lover. 700 00:41:54,594 --> 00:41:59,349 Drink to the happiness of your loving "wipe." 701 00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:07,858 Attention! Attention! 702 00:42:08,483 --> 00:42:10,277 We'll make her one of us! 703 00:42:10,444 --> 00:42:12,571 A loving cup. A loving cup. 704 00:42:12,738 --> 00:42:14,740 ♪ We accept her, one of us ♪ 705 00:42:14,906 --> 00:42:16,992 ♪ We accept her, one of us ♪ 706 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:19,202 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 707 00:42:19,369 --> 00:42:21,455 ♪ We accept her, we accept her ♪ 708 00:42:21,621 --> 00:42:23,790 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 709 00:42:23,957 --> 00:42:26,043 ♪ One of us ♪ ♪ One of us ♪ 710 00:42:26,209 --> 00:42:28,336 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 711 00:42:29,212 --> 00:42:33,550 They're going to make you one of them, my peacock. 712 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,886 ♪ One of us, one of us ♪ 713 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:37,971 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 714 00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:40,140 ♪ One of us, one of us ♪ 715 00:42:40,307 --> 00:42:42,309 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 716 00:42:42,476 --> 00:42:44,478 ♪ We accept her, we accept her ♪ 717 00:42:44,644 --> 00:42:46,605 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 718 00:42:46,772 --> 00:42:48,732 ♪ One of us, one of us ♪ 719 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:50,817 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 720 00:42:50,984 --> 00:42:52,903 ♪ We accept her, we accept her ♪ 721 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,946 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 722 00:42:55,113 --> 00:42:57,240 ♪ One of us, one of us ♪ 723 00:42:57,407 --> 00:42:59,326 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 724 00:42:59,493 --> 00:43:01,620 ♪ We accept her, we accept her ♪ 725 00:43:01,787 --> 00:43:03,497 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 726 00:43:03,663 --> 00:43:05,624 ♪ One of us, one of us ♪ 727 00:43:05,791 --> 00:43:07,667 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 728 00:43:07,834 --> 00:43:09,920 ♪ We accept her, we accept her ♪ 729 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:12,005 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 730 00:43:12,172 --> 00:43:14,257 ♪ One of us, one of us ♪ 731 00:43:14,424 --> 00:43:16,343 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 732 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:18,470 ♪ We accept her, we accept her ♪ 733 00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:20,764 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 734 00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:22,933 ♪ We accept her, one of us ♪ 735 00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:25,268 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 736 00:43:25,435 --> 00:43:27,270 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 737 00:43:27,437 --> 00:43:29,356 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 738 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,274 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 739 00:43:31,441 --> 00:43:36,196 They're going to make you one of them, my peacock. 740 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,950 ♪ Gooble gobble, gooble gobble ♪ 741 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,201 You... 742 00:43:42,452 --> 00:43:46,581 dirty, slimy freaks! 743 00:43:46,748 --> 00:43:48,542 Freaks! Freaks! 744 00:43:48,708 --> 00:43:49,835 Get out of here! 745 00:43:51,044 --> 00:43:53,547 You scum! 746 00:43:53,713 --> 00:43:55,340 Get out! You heard her! 747 00:43:55,507 --> 00:43:56,550 Get out! 748 00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:04,391 You filth! 749 00:44:05,225 --> 00:44:07,894 Make me one of you, will you? 750 00:44:08,478 --> 00:44:11,189 Well, what are you going to do? 751 00:44:11,857 --> 00:44:14,609 What are you, a man or a baby? 752 00:44:15,318 --> 00:44:16,945 Please! Please! 753 00:44:17,112 --> 00:44:18,864 You make me ashamed. 754 00:44:19,030 --> 00:44:20,907 Ashamed! You? 755 00:44:21,491 --> 00:44:25,078 Oh, holy jumping Christmas! 756 00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:28,915 What must I do, huh? 757 00:44:29,082 --> 00:44:30,709 Must I play games with you? 758 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:34,254 Must mama take you horsey back ride? 759 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:35,422 That's it. 760 00:44:35,589 --> 00:44:37,382 Horsey back ride! 761 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:43,013 Come, come, my little fly speck. 762 00:44:43,180 --> 00:44:46,892 Mama is going to take you horsey back ride. 763 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:48,810 Come on! 764 00:44:48,977 --> 00:44:52,314 Giddy-up! Giddy-up! Horsey! Giddy-up, horsey! 765 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,108 Giddy-up, horsey! 766 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:05,869 Ah, forget it, Hans. 767 00:45:06,494 --> 00:45:07,704 She is sorry. 768 00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:08,997 I'm sorry. 769 00:45:09,623 --> 00:45:11,458 Didn't I told you she was drunk? 770 00:45:12,209 --> 00:45:14,711 Didn't I told you we was only having a little fun? 771 00:45:16,463 --> 00:45:17,464 Please. 772 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:19,049 I... 773 00:45:19,925 --> 00:45:21,551 I understand. 774 00:45:22,677 --> 00:45:23,678 Everything. 775 00:45:23,845 --> 00:45:25,263 No, you don't. 776 00:45:25,430 --> 00:45:28,683 I tell you, there's nothing between me and Cleo. 777 00:45:28,850 --> 00:45:30,101 Oh, be quiet. 778 00:45:30,685 --> 00:45:33,438 Haven't you done enough damage for one night? 779 00:45:33,605 --> 00:45:37,150 Don't you realize what I'm being accused of? 780 00:45:37,317 --> 00:45:40,111 I ain't going to be blamed for something I have not done. 781 00:45:41,655 --> 00:45:44,157 I don't blame you, Cleo. 782 00:45:45,825 --> 00:45:48,411 I don't blame Hercules. 783 00:45:49,746 --> 00:45:51,456 Only me. 784 00:45:52,207 --> 00:45:53,708 Myself. 785 00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:55,961 Now you're talking. 786 00:45:56,127 --> 00:45:57,712 Talking like a man. 787 00:45:58,213 --> 00:45:59,339 You fool. 788 00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:08,098 Always I should have known you would only laugh at me. 789 00:46:08,848 --> 00:46:10,058 My sweet! 790 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:15,647 I'd rather fall from the traps and break my neck than hurt your feelings. 791 00:46:16,690 --> 00:46:18,191 Do you understand now? 792 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,735 It was only joke. 793 00:46:25,323 --> 00:46:27,033 Our wedding. 794 00:46:28,201 --> 00:46:29,536 A joke. 795 00:46:32,414 --> 00:46:35,250 Now I know how funny it is. 796 00:46:36,376 --> 00:46:39,087 Hans the midget. 797 00:46:42,340 --> 00:46:46,177 Hans the fool! 798 00:46:46,344 --> 00:46:49,514 Through the divorce court, they'll laugh. 799 00:46:50,598 --> 00:46:52,392 Everywhere, they're laughing. 800 00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:54,477 Laughing! Laughing! 801 00:46:54,644 --> 00:46:56,021 Laughing! Oh! 802 00:47:02,944 --> 00:47:04,195 You give him too much. 803 00:47:04,696 --> 00:47:05,864 No, I haven't. 804 00:47:06,364 --> 00:47:07,741 I know what I am doing. 805 00:47:08,783 --> 00:47:09,909 Come on. 806 00:47:10,076 --> 00:47:10,994 Pick him up. 807 00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:46,571 Doctor, what is it? 808 00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:48,490 What caused it? 809 00:47:51,117 --> 00:47:51,951 Poison. 810 00:48:02,462 --> 00:48:05,382 A very bad case of ptomaine poisoning. 811 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:13,556 Doctor, did I do wrong, then, giving him mustard water? 812 00:48:14,808 --> 00:48:17,560 No. Probably saved his life. 813 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:31,825 Never before did he drink like that. 814 00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:35,620 But she kept making him and making him. 815 00:48:36,996 --> 00:48:38,164 Drink, huh? 816 00:49:06,151 --> 00:49:09,946 You better get Cleo to tell the doctor what she put in that wine last night. 817 00:49:10,738 --> 00:49:13,700 - What are you talking about? - The stuff she put in the wine. 818 00:49:14,242 --> 00:49:16,077 - You're crazy. - Yeah? 819 00:49:16,244 --> 00:49:18,705 You can't get away with it. I'll tell the coppers. 820 00:49:18,872 --> 00:49:21,624 So, eh, tell on your own people? 821 00:49:21,791 --> 00:49:23,793 My people are decent circus folks, 822 00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:27,338 not dirty rats what would kill a freak to get his money. 823 00:49:27,505 --> 00:49:28,548 You dirty, little... 824 00:49:35,513 --> 00:49:38,057 Ah! Your imagination's getting the best of you. 825 00:49:38,224 --> 00:49:39,601 Yeah, maybe it is. 826 00:49:39,767 --> 00:49:42,937 But coppers don't have imaginations, so I've been told. 827 00:49:45,398 --> 00:49:48,026 Don't make me have to go to them. 828 00:50:39,911 --> 00:50:41,037 Cleo. 829 00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:42,372 Yes? 830 00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:48,545 It has been a week tonight since we have been married. 831 00:50:50,088 --> 00:50:55,593 A week since I have said all those things to you. 832 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:56,803 Don't. 833 00:50:56,970 --> 00:50:57,887 Don't. 834 00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:03,184 Never can I forgive myself for what I've said. 835 00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:04,811 I've forgotten it. 836 00:51:05,311 --> 00:51:09,649 Nothing matters except for you to be well. 837 00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:15,280 So good you are by me, Cleo. 838 00:51:16,823 --> 00:51:19,784 I must fix your medicine, or I'll be late. 839 00:52:30,730 --> 00:52:33,441 I'll be soon back, my little. 840 00:52:33,608 --> 00:52:35,026 Don't be lonely. 841 00:52:36,235 --> 00:52:40,573 I'll never forget what you are doing for me, Cleo. 842 00:52:41,157 --> 00:52:43,868 But it's what I want to do, my darling. 843 00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:46,454 Now. 844 00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:48,039 Now I must hurry. 845 00:52:48,581 --> 00:52:49,957 Cleo. 846 00:52:50,124 --> 00:52:53,961 - Yes? - Will you leave the door open, please? 847 00:52:54,128 --> 00:52:56,214 Yes, my darling. 848 00:53:45,972 --> 00:53:46,973 Tonight. 849 00:53:47,473 --> 00:53:49,016 They will be ready. 850 00:53:49,183 --> 00:53:51,644 All right. You come to my wagon. 851 00:54:00,778 --> 00:54:05,867 “I must hurry now, and fix your medicine, my darling, 852 00:54:06,033 --> 00:54:07,744 or I will be late." 853 00:54:11,205 --> 00:54:15,501 "Dirty, slimy freaks." 854 00:54:41,569 --> 00:54:43,696 - He's waiting. - Fine. Fine. 855 00:54:59,962 --> 00:55:01,297 Soon, we go. 856 00:55:32,578 --> 00:55:34,831 Ah! You're imagining things. 857 00:55:34,997 --> 00:55:35,915 No. 858 00:55:36,082 --> 00:55:40,336 Then I hear Hercules tell Cleo, "Venus knows too much." 859 00:55:40,503 --> 00:55:42,255 Hercules? Venus? 860 00:55:42,421 --> 00:55:43,339 Yes. 861 00:55:43,506 --> 00:55:45,091 Oh. Oh... 862 00:55:47,510 --> 00:55:48,678 Thanks, Frieda. 863 00:55:59,689 --> 00:56:02,441 My little, you must go to sleep. 864 00:56:02,608 --> 00:56:04,861 Your friends better go now. 865 00:56:05,027 --> 00:56:06,612 I like them here. 866 00:56:06,779 --> 00:56:08,322 No, no, no, Hans. 867 00:56:08,489 --> 00:56:10,658 They can come back tomorrow. 868 00:56:10,825 --> 00:56:14,036 I will give you your medicine and get you off to sleep. 869 00:56:15,162 --> 00:56:17,081 Go. Go on, all of you. 870 00:56:17,248 --> 00:56:17,999 Quick, quick. 871 00:56:28,718 --> 00:56:29,844 What's this? 872 00:56:30,011 --> 00:56:32,054 Give me that little, black bottle. 873 00:56:59,999 --> 00:57:01,000 Bottle. 874 00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:12,553 You got to swallow poison to kill. 875 00:57:39,205 --> 00:57:40,373 Phroso! 876 00:57:48,464 --> 00:57:49,548 Get out, Venus! 877 00:57:50,049 --> 00:57:52,677 Do I have to bust you in the jaw to make you get out? 878 00:58:05,189 --> 00:58:06,357 Get out, Venus! 879 00:58:06,524 --> 00:58:07,483 Get out! 880 00:58:08,317 --> 00:58:09,318 Hyman! 881 00:58:14,907 --> 00:58:16,701 Ow! Get off me! 882 00:59:46,290 --> 00:59:49,251 Hans! Please, Hans! 883 00:59:59,386 --> 01:00:02,348 How she got that way will never be known. 884 01:00:03,516 --> 01:00:05,267 Some say a jealous lover. 885 01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:10,189 Others, that it was the code of the freaks. 886 01:00:11,482 --> 01:00:12,942 Others, the storm. 887 01:00:14,193 --> 01:00:17,404 Believe it or not, there she is. 888 01:00:31,544 --> 01:00:34,046 But, sir, they insist on seeing you. 889 01:00:34,213 --> 01:00:37,258 In all these years, I've seen no one. 890 01:00:37,424 --> 01:00:39,760 Have I not told you that? 891 01:00:39,927 --> 01:00:41,512 Send them away. 892 01:00:41,679 --> 01:00:42,596 Very good, sir. 893 01:00:43,764 --> 01:00:45,391 I can't see no one. 894 01:00:45,558 --> 01:00:47,434 - Excuse me, sir. You can't come in. - Can't I? 895 01:00:47,601 --> 01:00:49,478 - Who's going to stop me? - I have my orders. 896 01:00:49,645 --> 01:00:50,771 Well, I'm in, ain't I? 897 01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:54,275 Oh, yes, you can, Hansie, old boy. 898 01:00:54,441 --> 01:00:56,443 There's someone you've just got to see. 899 01:00:57,027 --> 01:00:59,738 Why did you come here? 900 01:01:00,322 --> 01:01:01,615 Please, Hans. 901 01:01:02,408 --> 01:01:03,951 Don't be angry. 902 01:01:04,743 --> 01:01:08,873 Venus and Phroso have been so kind by me. 903 01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:11,667 Please, go away. 904 01:01:12,376 --> 01:01:14,837 I can't see no one. 905 01:01:17,548 --> 01:01:21,177 But, Hans, you tried to stop them. 906 01:01:22,136 --> 01:01:25,097 It was only the poison you wanted. 907 01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:28,309 It wasn't your fault. 908 01:01:30,644 --> 01:01:31,770 Don't. 909 01:01:31,937 --> 01:01:33,397 Don't cry, Hans. 910 01:01:34,315 --> 01:01:36,609 Come to me, mein Leibchen. 911 01:01:37,693 --> 01:01:39,069 Don't cry. 912 01:01:40,821 --> 01:01:41,989 Don't, Hans. 913 01:01:42,740 --> 01:01:43,991 Don't cry. 914 01:01:45,242 --> 01:01:46,452 I love you. 915 01:01:48,829 --> 01:01:49,955 I love you.