1 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:04,499 [audience clapping, cheering] 2 00:01:16,946 --> 00:01:19,470 [woman] Hello. Yes, I'm Zadie, I'm very single. 3 00:01:19,601 --> 00:01:21,429 [laughter] 4 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:25,563 I feel, like, there is a time after your breakup 5 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:28,871 when you should be allowed to be completely... pathetic. 6 00:01:30,786 --> 00:01:32,918 I don't know how long that timeframe should be, 7 00:01:33,049 --> 00:01:36,574 but I feel like it should be okay for you to totally act out 8 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:39,447 Lifetime movie scenarios in your real life. 9 00:01:39,577 --> 00:01:42,232 Like walking alone in the rain 10 00:01:42,363 --> 00:01:44,234 so that you can hide your tears on your face. 11 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:47,977 Or taking bathroom breaks at work 12 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,892 so that you can cry in the handicap stall. 13 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:53,809 And don't judge me for using that stall. 14 00:01:53,939 --> 00:01:57,421 I need it, because my handicap is that my heart is broken. 15 00:01:58,379 --> 00:02:00,032 And those railings are the only thing that can hold me up. 16 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,776 I've often looked in my medicine cabinet and been like, 17 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:08,780 how much Extra Strength Tylenol can I take before it kills me? 18 00:02:08,911 --> 00:02:11,348 [laughter] 19 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:15,570 I do think that being this pathetic can create a lot of perks, 20 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,574 like, you get out of doing stuff that you didn't want to do in the first place. 21 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,880 I don't get invited to parties anymore 22 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:24,927 'cause my friends are, like, "Is Zadie gonna dress up for this?" 23 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:26,755 And the answer is no. 24 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:27,756 [scattered laughter] 25 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:29,540 I won't, 26 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,455 I'll probably wear what I wore yesterday. 27 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,414 In fact, I'm wearing what I wore yesterday right now. 28 00:02:33,544 --> 00:02:35,720 [laughter] 29 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:37,374 And my friends won't bring me out anymore, 30 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,942 because they know that I could be triggered easily by anything. 31 00:02:40,072 --> 00:02:42,858 If I see a pregnant woman in public... 32 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:45,165 that is bad for my ego. 33 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:49,299 Unless the pregnant woman is swollen and unhappy, 34 00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:51,519 get her away from me, I don't want to see her... 35 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:53,608 I don't want to see someone carrying happiness for two. 36 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:58,134 Unfortunately, there is a deadline 37 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,441 for how long you can be this pathetic, 38 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:02,965 which sucks, because I think you should be able to be this sad 39 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:05,228 until you find a new boyfriend. 40 00:03:05,359 --> 00:03:06,795 My breakup was three years ago. 41 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:08,362 [laughter] 42 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:09,493 That's not the joke. 43 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,147 [laughter continues] 44 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:35,911 What? 45 00:03:36,825 --> 00:03:38,740 -Can I not smile at my friend? -No. 46 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,438 -You still mad at me? -Yeah. 47 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:42,961 -You still mad at me? -Yeah. 48 00:03:43,092 --> 00:03:44,006 You still mad at me? 49 00:03:44,789 --> 00:03:46,574 -You are so annoying. -[laughs] 50 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,011 -Wait, wait. -What? 51 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:50,839 You know that I'm bringing you up this weekend 52 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:53,450 -to make up for missing your birthday last week? -Mm-hmm. 53 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:57,324 Which I had to, because I had that TV audition in that show. 54 00:03:57,454 --> 00:03:59,587 -Right, how was it? -Bad. I didn't get it. 55 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,241 -No? Oh, I'm sorry. -Yeah. 56 00:04:02,198 --> 00:04:03,982 That you're lying. 57 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,246 -What? -You posted a picture on Instagram 58 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:08,335 with an empty box from Jimmy's Pizza, 59 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,946 talking about another Friday night with my man Jimmy. 60 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,644 Am I... Am I wrong? 61 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,387 -No, you're not wrong. -I'm not wrong, that's crazy. 62 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:20,912 I didn't know you had an Instagram account. 63 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,220 That was selfish. 64 00:04:26,701 --> 00:04:27,702 Sorry. 65 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:32,620 -But, on the bright side, I brought gifts. -Ooh! 66 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,621 You're forgiven. 67 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,362 [chuckles] 68 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,930 -Chocolate mints? -Yeah. 69 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,758 I know they're your favorite 70 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,934 and you can only get them at the movie theater, 71 00:04:43,065 --> 00:04:46,851 and we haven't been going to the movies as much as we used to, 72 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:48,026 and I didn't want you to miss out. 73 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,988 Ah! No way. 74 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:57,862 [scoffs] 75 00:04:58,863 --> 00:04:59,690 This is signed. 76 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,041 It's nothing. There's a lot of his signatures 77 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,305 floating around and it's very inflated. 78 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:09,396 But I know how much that book meant to you in college, so... 79 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:15,358 -This must have cost you a fortune. -It did. 80 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:19,928 [laughs] Oh! 81 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,977 I think that was the night that I lost my virginity. 82 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:28,066 To me? 83 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,591 Was that you? 84 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,244 [chuckles] 85 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:36,901 Thank you. 86 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:38,860 Yeah. 87 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:45,736 What's worse than going past your allotted time to be pathetic 88 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:47,825 and losing respect from your friends and your family... 89 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:51,960 is gaining sympathy from your ex. 90 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,701 [scattered laughter] 91 00:05:53,831 --> 00:05:55,442 Like, he's heard about your feeble attempts 92 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:57,966 of committing suicide with Tylenol. 93 00:05:58,096 --> 00:05:59,968 And he wants to be your friend. 94 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:02,274 So he can help you through the pain that he caused. 95 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,669 And what's even worse is him trying to make me be friends 96 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,410 with his new girlfriend. 97 00:06:07,541 --> 00:06:09,412 That's like someone stealing my house 98 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,153 and then asking me to pay rent. 99 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,069 -Doesn't work like that. -[laughter] 100 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,940 And my mom's no different. 101 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,552 She's so old school that she told me... 102 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,684 [voice fades] 103 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:40,269 -Thank you. -Don't thank me yet. 104 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:44,273 She asked. I couldn't say no. 105 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,102 You can always say no, that's what they teach you in rape prevention. 106 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,756 [sighs] Give her a chance. 107 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,193 -Get to know her this weekend. -Fine. 108 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:52,324 Hey. 109 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,850 Hey, may I... Do you mind if I sit in the front? 110 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:57,155 I can't understand what she's saying. 111 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:58,330 Girl, roll the window down. 112 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,984 We're already having problems. 113 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:02,291 I can't really see you, the window's too dark. 114 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,727 -[Zadie] Yeah? -Hey. 115 00:07:03,858 --> 00:07:06,077 Uh, hey, girl. Do you mind if I sit... 116 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:07,078 -Stop doing that. -I don't know what... 117 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:08,558 Do you... 118 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:09,603 Stop. 119 00:07:10,908 --> 00:07:12,214 Do you mind if I sit in the front? 120 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:13,302 Would you mind sitting in the back? 121 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,346 You don't mind, right? 122 00:07:15,217 --> 00:07:16,958 You don't mind. 123 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,350 -[Zadie] I do. -You don't. Get in the back. 124 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:22,485 -Get in the back. -I do mind. 125 00:07:23,791 --> 00:07:25,009 Oh! [chuckles]] 126 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,011 -Hey, girl. -Hey. 127 00:07:31,581 --> 00:07:35,629 And I guess, I'll just, I'll get... this. 128 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:40,851 Hey. 129 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,988 ["Black Mother and Father" plays] 130 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:59,522 ♪ Can't stand this way Of working ♪ 131 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:04,266 ♪ Not going this way Of living ♪ 132 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:08,226 ♪ Harder ♪ 133 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:13,318 ♪ Harder and harder ♪ 134 00:08:16,757 --> 00:08:20,891 ♪ I can't stand this way Of living ♪ 135 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:26,070 ♪ Because I'm from A black upbringing ♪ 136 00:08:26,201 --> 00:08:30,161 ♪ Mother ♪ 137 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:33,295 ♪ Mother and a father ♪ 138 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,340 ♪ Whoa-oh ♪ 139 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:42,522 ♪ I never got the right to say ♪ 140 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:46,917 ♪ And I never got The right to do ♪ 141 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:53,271 ♪ All I've got is The right to pray ♪ 142 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,447 ♪ Harder ♪ 143 00:08:55,578 --> 00:09:00,191 ♪ Harder and harder ♪ 144 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:06,981 ♪ I can't stand this way Of living ♪ 145 00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:12,421 ♪ Because I'm from A black upbringing ♪ 146 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:16,381 ♪ Mother ♪ 147 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:20,429 ♪ Mother and a father ♪ 148 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,128 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh ♪ 149 00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,068 Hi, Mom. 150 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:54,071 It's not nice for a young girl to give up. 151 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,595 Hi, Mom. 152 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:56,987 These are the best years of your life. 153 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,598 Hi, Mom. 154 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:02,036 Where's Daddy? 155 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,646 -Didn't I tell you? -Tell me what? 156 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,953 -Fishing trip. -He knew I was coming. 157 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,564 [scoffs] Not everything is about you. 158 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,218 I thought I had at least a few more years where everything was about me. 159 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:11,698 [laughs] Now who told you that? 160 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,525 That ended when you entered your late 20s. 161 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,397 -[Bradford] Hey, now. -You look clean. 162 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,616 Well, you know. 163 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:17,921 [both chuckle] 164 00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,926 Karen, this is Margo. 165 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:26,408 [laughs nervously] Um, thank you for inviting me. 166 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,758 [chuckles] Bradford invited you. 167 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,639 First room on your right. 168 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:43,860 Don't slump. 169 00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:54,305 [vehicle approaches, brakes squeal] 170 00:11:32,953 --> 00:11:34,476 [Karen] You must be Aubrey. 171 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,173 [Aubrey] I'm earlier than I expected. 172 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,784 [Karen] This is your room. 173 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,263 I'll be around if you need anything. 174 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,613 [footsteps approaching] 175 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:44,965 You could knock! 176 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:46,270 Why? What are you doing in here? 177 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,271 Being grown. 178 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,534 Who was that? 179 00:11:49,665 --> 00:11:51,232 -Who? -The man in the next room. 180 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,450 I think your hearing's funny. 181 00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:55,540 There's nothing wrong with my hearing. 182 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:58,500 It just takes me a minute to register what you're asking 183 00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,893 and if I should be answering you. 184 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,547 It's a guest. 185 00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:04,071 You didn't tell me anyone was coming. 186 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,899 I run a business, Zadie. 187 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,509 How do you think I send you money every month? 188 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,858 It's not every month. 189 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,381 Okay. 190 00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,644 I'm just saying, you didn't mention it. 191 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,429 You don't seem to mention much lately. 192 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,910 It's, like, you're getting sneakier the older you get. 193 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,391 The older I get, the less I feel the need to explain myself. 194 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:23,394 What do you know about him? 195 00:12:23,525 --> 00:12:24,744 That he paid for his room. 196 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:26,354 His voice is very deep. 197 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:27,703 He sounds suspicious. Where's he from? 198 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,052 I didn't ask him. 199 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,707 Guests don't like you getting in their business. 200 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,189 But... he did come alone. 201 00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:37,626 Why are you telling me that? 202 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,323 He wasn't supposed to come alone. 203 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,718 I just wish someone would marry you, 204 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,328 so I could quit worrying about you. 205 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,070 Is this Little Women? 206 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:49,769 You only have one daughter to care for! 207 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,031 Comb your hair. 208 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:57,951 You wanna get on the blanket? 209 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:00,257 No, no, I'm allergic to wool. 210 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,956 I once lost half a hairline to a wool beret. 211 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:05,306 But it looked good on me. 212 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,135 -The beret. -Hmm. Mm-hmm. 213 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,006 And I would lie and tell people 214 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,791 that the asymmetrical haircut that I had 215 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,618 was an ode to '90s Salt-N-Pepa. 216 00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,142 Yeah. "Push It." 217 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:16,317 Yeah! [laughs] 218 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,235 It's beautiful here. 219 00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,064 Yeah. 220 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:31,288 Yeah, my mom opened this place up after her and my dad retired. 221 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,551 I never used to come. 222 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,598 I always had this fear of dying in a small town. 223 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:38,948 -Still kind of do. -[Margo] What? 224 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,518 I had this fear of dying in a small town. 225 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,650 Why? 226 00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:49,045 'Cause people aren't really here 227 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:52,744 and there's nothing to do except for have sex and kill people. 228 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,398 Well, I know which one I'd rather do. 229 00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,270 Which one? 230 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,315 I don't know if the choice is obvious. 231 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,666 -She's joking. -Who said that? 232 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,367 Yo, who's that? 233 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,543 [Margo] An adult black male. 234 00:14:08,673 --> 00:14:09,979 [Zadie] Why are you describing him like a suspect? 235 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,068 He's a guest. 236 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,853 [Bradford] I didn't know anybody else was gonna be here. 237 00:14:13,983 --> 00:14:15,593 He got here this morning. His name's Aubrey. 238 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:18,422 -Aubrey! -No, what are you doing? 239 00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:20,337 [Margo] I'm saying hello, he's cute. 240 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,907 -For Zadie. Aubrey! -Guests don't like it when you get in their business. 241 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,301 I'm not getting in his business, I'm saying hi. 242 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,264 Hi. 243 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,484 -I'm Margo. -Aubrey. 244 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:37,833 [Margo] This is my boyfriend, Bradford. 245 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:39,748 Bradford. 246 00:14:41,793 --> 00:14:42,838 -[Bradford] 'Sup, man? -How you doing? 247 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,318 [Margo] And this is Zadie. 248 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:46,711 I saw you at the window. 249 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,410 -What window? -The window. 250 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,454 Upstairs when I pulled up. 251 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,282 Oh. 252 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,719 Oh, so you've met? 253 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,460 No, what he said was, 254 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:57,984 he saw me in the window when he pulled up. 255 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,942 Yeah, she was just spying on me is all. 256 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:01,030 [Aubrey and Margo laugh] 257 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,423 I wouldn't say that. 258 00:15:02,553 --> 00:15:03,990 I was-- I was just joking. 259 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,643 I was joking. 260 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,777 [Bradford] So, what, you just, like, stay here for a night? 261 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,170 -[Aubrey] The weekend. -Alone? 262 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,301 -[Aubrey] Yeah. -[Margo] Hmm. 263 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,042 Yep. 264 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,522 You should join us for drinks later. 265 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,045 No. 266 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,351 No. 267 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,961 No, you don't have to be... 268 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:21,921 pressured by Margo to have drinks with us. 269 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,400 No, not at all, no pressure. 270 00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:24,880 Why wouldn't he want to hang out with us? 271 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:25,925 He's here alone. 272 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,626 -I'm fine. -[Margo] Still, you should join us. 273 00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,497 For drinks. Later. 274 00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:37,980 All right. Nice to meet you. 275 00:15:41,505 --> 00:15:42,463 I'm gonna go change. 276 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,904 -She already changed once today. -Mm-hmm. 277 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,297 How well do you know her? 278 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,212 Well. 279 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:54,301 Okay. 280 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,216 You know, we have a common friend. 281 00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,521 Look, Margo knows a lot of people. 282 00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:58,870 And you're okay with that? 283 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,830 -What, Zadie? -She's friends with Sophie 284 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,049 and they went to college together. 285 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:04,398 And? 286 00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:07,270 And she may or may not have been 287 00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:10,404 at the center of a campus-wide HPV breakout. 288 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,407 HPV? 289 00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:14,669 It's not curable 290 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:16,279 and very transmittable. 291 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,455 You're not worried? 292 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,241 No, I'm not worried, it's HPV, okay? 293 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:24,200 -It's... -Okay, wow, welcome to the future. 294 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,637 Yeah, look, if you don't have it, you'll have it by tonight. 295 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,945 That's just how that shit works now. 296 00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,208 I didn't mean to curse you, but that's reality. 297 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,731 -Thanks for that, thanks. -Yeah, no problem. 298 00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,211 I bet you Aubrey got it, so... 299 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:42,610 When's Daddy get back? 300 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,655 Monday. 301 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,397 After I leave? 302 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,312 He's gonna leave me here all alone? 303 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:53,838 You think I have no feelings, but I do. 304 00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,536 Yeah, at the bottom of a potpourri bowl. 305 00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:00,715 Have you met Aubrey? 306 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:01,933 Yeah, who hasn't? 307 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,112 At least you made a little bit of an effort. 308 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,766 I just found this in a drawer and put ChapStick on. 309 00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:10,681 I was joking. 310 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,902 I thought you were supposed to be a comedian. 311 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,010 [Bradford] So, what is it that you do? 312 00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,491 I'm a video game programmer. 313 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,014 [Margo] Oh, wow. 314 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,581 -[Aubrey] Hey. -Are they violent? 315 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,323 -[Aubrey] I guess so. -You guess? 316 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:44,541 You don't know? 317 00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:48,415 -[chuckles] There are guns involved. -Oh, isn't that unethical, 318 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,417 considering all of the shootings that have been happening lately? 319 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,506 Let's not talk about politics. 320 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:54,551 It's too divisive, too depressing, right? 321 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,467 Margo doesn't really watch the news. 322 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:58,903 It's on the same time as Real Housewives. 323 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,775 [awkward chuckling] 324 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:01,863 Grr. 325 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,520 You guys are funny. 326 00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:08,652 You have a really interesting dynamic going on. 327 00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,524 Oh, I don't really know her. 328 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,309 Yeah, but you two, right, you're related, right? 329 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,095 -No. No. -No. No, no, no. 330 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:19,402 -Why would you say that? -No, you just seem familiar. 331 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,012 Oh, there's "familiar" and "familial." 332 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,492 Those are two different words 333 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,103 and I think you're confusing the meaning. 334 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,105 I don't think so. 335 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,847 -[Margo] Where you from? -Montreal. 336 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,719 [Margo] Montreal, I've never been. 337 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,373 -[Aubrey] You should go. -You gonna take me, honey? 338 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,811 Bradford doesn't really like foreign languages. 339 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,512 So, did you get outside today? 340 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:44,906 -No, I didn't. -You should. 341 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,038 There's lots of trails where you can be alone and depressed. 342 00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:48,257 [chuckles] 343 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:51,652 You should show me. 344 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:54,524 Maybe later. 345 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,145 Oh, hi. 346 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,148 Oh, I didn't see you there. 347 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,062 Oh, um... 348 00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,242 You're so funny. 349 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:18,548 [clears throat] 350 00:19:24,772 --> 00:19:25,990 You're funny. 351 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,471 -Ugh. Oh, God. -[knocking] 352 00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,038 -Hey, hey, what's so funny? -Hey. 353 00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,172 [Zadie] What do you need? What's going on? 354 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,304 Oh, nothing, I just... 355 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,266 You're not gonna, like, go on a walk for real with... 356 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,311 -Well, whatever his name is. -Aubrey? 357 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,008 Aubrey, right. 358 00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,401 Yeah, I was planning on it, why? 359 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,099 You know, it could be dangerous. 360 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:49,797 -Do you wanna chaperone? -See? 361 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,190 Now, we on the same page, let me grab my phone-- 362 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,235 -No! What is wrong with you? -What? 363 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,977 You don't know him. That dude could be crazy. 364 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,413 What's the worst that could happen? 365 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:59,763 What's the worst that could happen? Uh... 366 00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,810 You know, y'all out frolicking and shit and then, you know, 367 00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:07,206 he chops you up and sprinkles your body all over the woods, I don't know. 368 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,252 -Or we could make love in the bushes. -Oh, Jesus. 369 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,646 And then maybe, then he chops me up after. 370 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,604 Murder and sex. It's a good story. 371 00:20:16,476 --> 00:20:18,042 -That is not funny. -No? 372 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,522 'Cause I was gonna put it in my material. 373 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,263 Zadie, I'm serious. 374 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,525 -No, you're not. -I am. 375 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,920 -You just met him. -Oh, okay! 376 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,965 What about all the girls you take home 377 00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:30,881 after your tired "Gordon Parks-collecting Renaissance man" act? 378 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:32,231 It's not an act. 379 00:20:33,014 --> 00:20:34,624 I am a Renaissance man. 380 00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,278 You can't call yourself a Renaissance man. 381 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:38,672 Other people have to refer to you as such. 382 00:20:38,802 --> 00:20:40,935 Somebody just did-- Oh, you just did. 383 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,504 I was... 'Cause I was giving you an example. 384 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:46,506 -So... -Mm-hmm. 385 00:20:47,855 --> 00:20:50,423 Anyway, the Renaissance has changed. 386 00:20:50,553 --> 00:20:51,772 -I have changed. -No. 387 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:52,990 You're still the same fool. 388 00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,165 Yeah, no, Margo's changed me. 389 00:20:55,384 --> 00:20:57,604 Are you okay? Maybe your blood sugar's low. 390 00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,867 Do you need some orange juice, or a cookie, or something? 391 00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,086 Funny, but it's true. 392 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,218 Okay, how is this girl different? 393 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:04,828 She's... 394 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:06,352 Look, she's smart and educated 395 00:21:06,482 --> 00:21:08,397 and traveled and cultured and... 396 00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,964 Look, she got a great family. 397 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,314 Maybe this is Little Women. 398 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,011 Does she have a dowry, too? 399 00:21:14,142 --> 00:21:15,099 Ha ha. 400 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,059 I know what you're doing, Zade. 401 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,582 You just going on that walk to get to me. 402 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:21,758 Now why would I do that? 403 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:24,631 Look, I... 404 00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:41,212 I've been lucky to enjoy what it is that I do and be able to make money at it, so... 405 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,388 I don't even know what that's like. 406 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,435 There's the beaver dam. 407 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:49,177 I just love how they, like... dam it up. 408 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,963 -Thank you for showing me. -Yeah, sure. 409 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,228 So what do you do? 410 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,578 I'm a comedian. 411 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,493 I thought I told you that earlier. 412 00:22:00,623 --> 00:22:02,103 I thought you were joking. 413 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,974 No one takes me seriously. 414 00:22:04,105 --> 00:22:05,062 Wait, is that true? 415 00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:08,196 Yeah, maybe, I don't know. 416 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,720 It's an occupational hazard. 417 00:22:10,851 --> 00:22:11,895 It's probably my fault. 418 00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,463 Why is that? 419 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,639 Because I constantly talk 420 00:22:16,770 --> 00:22:19,250 like I'm the supporting actress of a romantic comedy. 421 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:24,255 But I feel very... serious around you right now. 422 00:22:25,692 --> 00:22:27,258 It's probably 'cause of the moonlight. 423 00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,304 You can't be very funny in the moonlight. 424 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:30,697 It's too romantic. 425 00:22:32,002 --> 00:22:34,135 Not that this, what we're doing right here, is romantic. 426 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,963 This is very normal. 427 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,574 Yeah, right. [chuckles] 428 00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:47,931 If you could make me a character, 429 00:22:48,062 --> 00:22:49,193 what character would I be? 430 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:54,982 You are like... an angry mouse. 431 00:22:55,112 --> 00:22:56,897 -Like a mean Minnie? -[laughs] 432 00:22:57,027 --> 00:22:58,899 -That's so rude. -Sorry. 433 00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,596 And very accurate. 434 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:03,730 You're cute. 435 00:23:18,527 --> 00:23:19,615 You're not looking at me. 436 00:23:22,139 --> 00:23:23,140 What are you doing? 437 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,230 What do you mean, what am I doing? 438 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,145 You see what I'm doing. 439 00:23:29,582 --> 00:23:31,671 Karen is like a mom to me and I can't have sex in my mom's place. 440 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,934 [whispers] Except she's not your mom. 441 00:23:34,064 --> 00:23:35,631 No, she's not, but she's like a mom, 442 00:23:35,762 --> 00:23:38,112 and that's-- so that's enough, that's enough. 443 00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,985 Plus, you see that I'm reading. Okay? 444 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:43,726 So you're saying you'd rather read. 445 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:04,617 Babe. 446 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:06,967 Yes? 447 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:10,927 I think we should get tested. 448 00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:13,321 Excuse me? 449 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,323 It's been a while, right? 450 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,934 We got tested when we first got together 451 00:24:18,065 --> 00:24:21,416 and I haven't been with anyone since, so, what? 452 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,678 Have you been seeing someone else? 453 00:24:22,809 --> 00:24:24,506 No, no, of course not! 454 00:24:24,637 --> 00:24:25,986 You know that, it's... 455 00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:29,250 I'm just thinking about... your safety. 456 00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:30,730 Okay. 457 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,471 I can't tell if you're serious 458 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:33,776 or if you're trying to change the subject. 459 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:37,519 Uh-uh. 460 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:40,783 [Zadie laughs] 461 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:48,399 You have really nice eyes. 462 00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:52,055 [sighs] You're letting yourself down. 463 00:24:52,882 --> 00:24:53,883 Why I let you down? 464 00:24:54,623 --> 00:24:57,017 I was expecting Godard or Fellini 465 00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:58,497 or something European. 466 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:00,020 Oh, you're hard to please. 467 00:25:00,150 --> 00:25:02,065 Yes, this is true, yeah, I... 468 00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:04,590 I can't help it. 469 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,896 I put high expectations on other people 470 00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:10,639 to make up for my lack of ambition and follow through. 471 00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:12,728 Are you ambitious? 472 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,339 I don't know, I guess so. 473 00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:24,566 I think we should go. 474 00:25:25,219 --> 00:25:26,176 Probably. 475 00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:30,441 -You're not sure. -No. 476 00:25:31,442 --> 00:25:34,445 But I think that's what I'm supposed to say. 477 00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:38,145 Because it's dark and there are no witnesses 478 00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:40,887 and I don't know you very well. 479 00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:44,064 Yet. 480 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:47,067 Yet. 481 00:25:51,506 --> 00:25:52,725 -Well, okay. -Okay. 482 00:25:54,074 --> 00:25:55,075 After you. 483 00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:03,474 At any point in time, you could've offered me your coat. 484 00:26:03,605 --> 00:26:05,389 -[Aubrey] Aw, man. -[Zadie] It's too late now. We're going to the house. 485 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,869 No, I just-- I felt that you were like... 486 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,436 Well, you know, I don't have an excuse. 487 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,090 -You want my coat? -[Zadie] No! 488 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:11,308 -[Aubrey] Is it too late? -[Zadie] No, it's fine. 489 00:26:21,536 --> 00:26:22,668 -Good night. -Good night. 490 00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:24,844 -[Aubrey] Good night. -Good night. 491 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:28,848 What are you doing up so late? 492 00:26:30,676 --> 00:26:33,200 I don't need any bad Yelp reviews. 493 00:26:33,330 --> 00:26:34,941 You could have more faith in my services. 494 00:26:37,987 --> 00:26:38,858 Good night. 495 00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:02,506 [birds chirping] 496 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,117 When did you come back in? 497 00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:05,945 -[Zadie] It was late. -Where's Aubrey? 498 00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:07,686 How should I know? I'm not his keeper. 499 00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:10,514 I just thought you might've run into him this morning. 500 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:12,778 -Like on the way to the bathroom? -Or in the bathroom. 501 00:28:12,908 --> 00:28:14,083 What kind of girl do you think I am? 502 00:28:14,214 --> 00:28:15,519 I'm not one to judge. 503 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:16,999 [Bradford] Oh, yeah, since when? 504 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:21,177 Pink's really your color, Margo. 505 00:28:22,396 --> 00:28:23,702 Thanks. 506 00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:24,877 She doesn't mean that. 507 00:28:25,007 --> 00:28:25,921 [phone rings] 508 00:28:30,273 --> 00:28:31,231 Mom! 509 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,103 Mom! 510 00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:37,498 -Mom! -[phone continues ringing] 511 00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:38,629 Mom! 512 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,415 Man. [scoffs] 513 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,030 Queenie's Country Bed and Breakfast. 514 00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:50,206 Daddy! 515 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:55,559 Daddy's on the phone. You wanna talk to him? 516 00:28:58,084 --> 00:28:59,738 This better not be a Brokeback fishing trip. 517 00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:03,567 Mom, do you wanna talk to Dad? 518 00:29:05,004 --> 00:29:06,353 I'm cleaning up the cottage. 519 00:29:09,225 --> 00:29:10,574 I can't believe you left me here with her. 520 00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:14,665 Okay, just hurry up. 521 00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:16,842 Love you. 522 00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:17,886 Okay, bye. 523 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,775 -It's right there, I feel it, I feel it. -Yeah. 524 00:29:36,905 --> 00:29:38,428 -Hey. -Hey. 525 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:39,429 Y'all wanna play cards? 526 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,562 -Kalooki! -Kalooki? 527 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,564 -We'll teach you how to play. -No handicaps. 528 00:29:43,694 --> 00:29:45,740 There's a deck of cards on the window in my room. 529 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,089 I'll get it, don't worry. 530 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,612 Yeah? All right. 531 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:49,788 Yeah, so fun, you gonna love it. 532 00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:54,618 Oh. 533 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:05,847 [drawer squeaks] 534 00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:54,678 Shit. 535 00:31:23,794 --> 00:31:24,883 [horn honks] 536 00:31:25,796 --> 00:31:29,061 [honking continues] 537 00:31:29,191 --> 00:31:30,627 [laughs] 538 00:31:30,758 --> 00:31:31,890 Go around! 539 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:38,635 -Hey. -Hey. 540 00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:40,811 -You leaving? -Nah, I'm just gonna go grab a bite to eat. 541 00:31:40,942 --> 00:31:42,422 -In town? -Yeah. 542 00:31:43,292 --> 00:31:44,859 You? 543 00:31:44,990 --> 00:31:46,948 I get really claustrophobic in that house, 544 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:49,342 and we ran out of liquor, 545 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:52,693 and I get really cranky when we don't have brown liquor at hand. 546 00:31:52,823 --> 00:31:53,824 Mm-hmm. 547 00:31:55,043 --> 00:31:57,089 Um... You want a ride? 548 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:02,311 Yeah, yes. 549 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:16,064 [Aubrey] You were just gonna walk the entire way? 550 00:32:16,195 --> 00:32:18,501 ["Smoke Break" plays] 551 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:21,461 ♪ I just need a smoke break Just to calm my nerves ♪ 552 00:32:21,591 --> 00:32:24,986 ♪ I just need to run away Somewhere far from here ♪ 553 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:28,337 ♪ I just need to run away Along the riverside ♪ 554 00:32:28,468 --> 00:32:31,906 ♪ Somewhere eating shrooms Getting mountain high... ♪ 555 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:33,734 Say cheese. 556 00:32:33,864 --> 00:32:35,040 Paparazzi. 557 00:32:37,085 --> 00:32:38,434 Do you have a fixed bike, too? 558 00:32:38,565 --> 00:32:40,915 No, a three-speed, actually. 559 00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:42,090 Oh! 560 00:32:43,265 --> 00:32:44,919 Sorry, that was a little presumptuous of me. 561 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:47,878 I love being judged, it's the best. 562 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:49,315 I'm not judging. 563 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:50,577 All right, sure. 564 00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:53,884 Guess I'm a little judge-y. 565 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:56,844 Get that from my mom. 566 00:32:59,716 --> 00:33:02,328 -What year is this? -1975. 567 00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:04,939 Oh, good year. 568 00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:06,462 I'm impressed with how well you've kept it. 569 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:08,856 I break my cell phone after a few weeks. 570 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,075 [laughs] 571 00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:12,903 The general store is up here. 572 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:15,210 ♪ Just to soothe my soul ♪ 573 00:33:15,341 --> 00:33:18,344 ♪ Just like Grandma's food When I wasn't grown ♪ 574 00:33:18,474 --> 00:33:21,564 ♪ I've grown up real fast We're all getting old ♪ 575 00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:25,481 ♪ Been a hell of a ride Like a roller coaster ♪ 576 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:31,792 [Zadie] You don't have to come in. 577 00:33:34,751 --> 00:33:36,884 -I think I'm gonna look around. -[Zadie] Okay. 578 00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:40,583 [speakers: Muzak] 579 00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:13,225 I'll be right back. 580 00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:20,884 Hey. I forgot my wallet. 581 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:27,326 So, wait, you left the house without any money or car, 582 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:29,632 holding a deck of cards? 583 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:32,896 Yeah, maybe I wasn't going into town. 584 00:34:33,027 --> 00:34:36,074 But it sounded like a good idea and I don't like being left out of things. 585 00:34:45,779 --> 00:34:46,736 [laughs] 586 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:48,782 Thanks. 587 00:35:02,012 --> 00:35:04,102 Stop! Don't! 588 00:35:05,407 --> 00:35:07,453 I don't take pictures in my shorts! Gosh! 589 00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,412 -Where you going? -Back to the house. 590 00:35:11,326 --> 00:35:13,241 -You just gonna walk with all that stuff? -Yep. 591 00:35:15,417 --> 00:35:16,679 Does this normally work for you? 592 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,028 With people? 593 00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:21,075 -Sometimes! -Okay. 594 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,133 I'm gonna save this particular action. 595 00:35:35,872 --> 00:35:36,873 [Aubrey] Yeah. 596 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,485 It's pretty heavy to carry all the way to the house. 597 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,270 I'm gonna need a ride back. 598 00:35:57,851 --> 00:35:59,157 Sorry, I only bought one. 599 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:00,984 With your money. 600 00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:02,160 That's okay. 601 00:36:03,552 --> 00:36:04,684 But I can pay you back. I have money at the house. 602 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:06,773 It's fine, I'm sure, it's fine. 603 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,166 We could share, if you want. 604 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:10,124 It's cool, I'm just... 605 00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:13,562 sitting here, trying not to drink and drive, but... 606 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,872 It's warm anyway, you wouldn't like it. 607 00:36:19,002 --> 00:36:20,743 There's a diner right there if you want something. 608 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:22,745 Nice. 609 00:36:32,712 --> 00:36:34,801 I'll get the spaghetti with meatballs 610 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:40,546 and the chicken parm and the ice cream, 611 00:36:40,676 --> 00:36:43,549 and the hot chocolate with whip. 612 00:36:43,679 --> 00:36:45,028 Did you want anything? 613 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,682 No, that's great, that's good. 614 00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:48,989 So two of that. 615 00:36:49,642 --> 00:36:51,296 [woman] Okay. 616 00:36:51,426 --> 00:36:52,732 You need the chicken parm to go with... 617 00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:54,777 -For later. -Okay. 618 00:36:54,908 --> 00:36:56,388 So you think you drank up an appetite? 619 00:36:56,518 --> 00:36:57,824 That's very rude. 620 00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,129 -That's rude? -That's rude. 621 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:00,827 It's honest. 622 00:37:00,957 --> 00:37:02,307 Shouldn't talk about a lady's drinking? 623 00:37:04,526 --> 00:37:06,006 I'm just kidding, I did drink a lot. 624 00:37:06,136 --> 00:37:07,225 -She seems... -Pretty lit. 625 00:37:07,355 --> 00:37:08,878 Yeah, she's very nice. 626 00:37:09,009 --> 00:37:10,315 You were a little rude to her, though. 627 00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:11,620 -Me? What did I say? -Yeah. 628 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:13,448 I just ordered food. 629 00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:14,623 You been here before? 630 00:37:15,537 --> 00:37:17,887 No, but that's what you do at a diner. 631 00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:19,498 -Order food. -Right. 632 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:21,369 The chicken parmesan, the spaghetti... 633 00:37:22,152 --> 00:37:24,372 It's a lot, you know, but it's fine. 634 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,940 -It's worth it. -Is this our first fight? 635 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,246 -It's cool. -[laughs] 636 00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:29,290 Yeah. Kind of. 637 00:37:30,378 --> 00:37:31,292 It's all right. 638 00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:36,689 I really am not sharing. 639 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:43,348 So? 640 00:37:44,566 --> 00:37:45,524 So. 641 00:37:47,134 --> 00:37:48,570 What's with the stuff in your back seat? 642 00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:49,702 Are you homeless? 643 00:37:51,312 --> 00:37:52,400 No, I'm not. 644 00:37:54,663 --> 00:37:55,577 So? 645 00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:59,407 I... I just got out of a... 646 00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:01,670 -Jail? -[laughs] 647 00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:03,281 A really long relationship. 648 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:05,152 And I'm moving. 649 00:38:06,414 --> 00:38:08,938 -How long is long? -Six years. 650 00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:12,202 Whoa. That's not a breakup, that's a divorce. 651 00:38:13,029 --> 00:38:14,596 -Do you have kids? -No, no. 652 00:38:14,727 --> 00:38:15,815 Thank God. 653 00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:20,733 Yeah, I guess that would've been harder, right? 654 00:38:20,863 --> 00:38:23,605 I'm just saying kids are awful in general. 655 00:38:24,519 --> 00:38:27,566 So, are you here, like, on recovery? 656 00:38:30,656 --> 00:38:31,700 She was supposed to be here. 657 00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:33,920 Yeah. 658 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:37,010 -She was gonna move with you? -Yeah. 659 00:38:38,098 --> 00:38:40,056 -Where's the rest of your stuff? -We shipped it there. 660 00:38:44,452 --> 00:38:48,717 So she shipped her stuff with yours 661 00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:50,328 and then decided not to go. 662 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:54,549 Yep, yep. Her stuff is there waiting for me, 663 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,899 I have to ship it back to her. 664 00:38:57,030 --> 00:38:59,162 So she broke your heart and now you have a chore to do? 665 00:39:01,774 --> 00:39:04,429 Yeah, I mean, she was supposed to drive with me, though, so... 666 00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:06,996 And this was gonna be, like, a romantic pit stop? 667 00:39:07,127 --> 00:39:08,084 That's right. 668 00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:14,264 Man, that is... amazing. 669 00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:16,441 Um... 670 00:39:16,571 --> 00:39:17,790 And pathetic. 671 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:22,447 It kind of... It kind of turns me on. 672 00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:25,406 That's... that's weird. 673 00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:27,147 -That's really weird. -Yes. 674 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:29,497 -I understand. -Why does that turn you on? 675 00:39:30,890 --> 00:39:32,457 I can't really explain it. 676 00:39:32,587 --> 00:39:34,502 I just feel like... 677 00:39:36,243 --> 00:39:37,897 you're more damaged than me? 678 00:39:38,027 --> 00:39:39,725 -[chuckles] -And that makes me feel good. 679 00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:43,250 That's terrible, like really bad, like gross. 680 00:39:45,644 --> 00:39:46,732 But honest. 681 00:39:48,081 --> 00:39:51,432 Yeah, I haven't learned to lie. 682 00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:24,683 You wanna go in back? 683 00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,381 -Yeah! -Okay. 684 00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:34,693 -[Aubrey] On this side. -Oh. 685 00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:43,658 -I'll just... -[Aubrey] That's cool. 686 00:40:44,485 --> 00:40:45,617 -Watch your head. -[Zadie] Okay. 687 00:40:48,054 --> 00:40:51,057 -[Aubrey] Take that off first? -Yeah, can you pull the sleeves down? 688 00:40:51,187 --> 00:40:52,885 -[Aubrey] Yeah. -Yeah, that's great, okay, okay. 689 00:40:53,015 --> 00:40:54,190 -[Aubrey] Are you good? -Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. 690 00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:57,367 I'll just... Okay... 691 00:40:57,498 --> 00:41:00,327 -[Aubrey] Oh! That's very... -Sorry. Okay, that's... 692 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,982 Trying to get a good angle... 693 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,505 -Nope. -[Aubrey] Hold on a sec. 694 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:06,376 Okay. 695 00:41:09,031 --> 00:41:11,294 Yeah, I really wanna do this. 696 00:41:13,514 --> 00:41:17,083 But logistically, I don't think this will work. 697 00:41:18,171 --> 00:41:21,130 So... So we should stop. 698 00:41:22,218 --> 00:41:25,004 And maybe later tonight? 699 00:41:25,134 --> 00:41:26,092 When there's more... 700 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:29,051 -Space? -Okay. 701 00:41:29,182 --> 00:41:30,836 And then maybe we could do it then. 702 00:41:30,966 --> 00:41:32,141 -Okay. -Okay. 703 00:41:32,272 --> 00:41:34,100 [both laugh] 704 00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:36,276 -[Zadie] Here, I got this. -[Aubrey] I got you. 705 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:37,886 -Ladies first. -[Zadie] Yep, good. 706 00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:39,714 [grunting] 707 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:46,068 [car stereo: soft RandB music] 708 00:41:56,905 --> 00:41:57,906 What is she doing? 709 00:42:23,845 --> 00:42:25,412 ["Neu Roses [Transgressor's Song]" plays] 710 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,936 ♪ Taking my breath away ♪ 711 00:42:41,123 --> 00:42:44,126 ♪ Should've left you A long time ago ♪ 712 00:42:45,214 --> 00:42:48,435 ♪ All my niggas Done told me so ♪ 713 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:51,917 ♪ But my niggas Don't hold me tight ♪ 714 00:42:52,047 --> 00:42:55,616 ♪ When I'm sleeping In my bed at night Only you ♪ 715 00:42:55,747 --> 00:42:57,487 ♪ Should've left A long time ago ♪ 716 00:42:57,618 --> 00:42:59,359 ♪ Should've left A long time ago ♪ 717 00:42:59,489 --> 00:43:01,230 ♪ All my niggas Done told me so ♪ 718 00:43:01,361 --> 00:43:03,276 ♪ All my niggas Done told me so ♪ 719 00:43:03,406 --> 00:43:06,105 ♪ But my niggas Don't hold me tight ♪ 720 00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:08,368 ♪ When I'm sleeping In my bed at night ♪ 721 00:43:08,498 --> 00:43:10,370 -♪ Only you ♪ -♪ Babe, I know... ♪ 722 00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:18,421 Is that my dress? 723 00:43:18,552 --> 00:43:21,120 It was, in 1977. 724 00:43:21,250 --> 00:43:22,730 Did you consider asking? 725 00:43:22,861 --> 00:43:24,384 It crossed my mind. 726 00:43:24,514 --> 00:43:26,429 -And? -I couldn't find you. 727 00:43:27,169 --> 00:43:28,344 Did you look? 728 00:43:29,345 --> 00:43:30,303 No. 729 00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:47,407 -Karen's really nice. -If you say so. 730 00:43:47,537 --> 00:43:49,061 We talked a little earlier. 731 00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:50,802 Yeah, what'd she say about me? 732 00:43:50,932 --> 00:43:53,065 About you? Nothing. 733 00:43:53,195 --> 00:43:54,936 Oh, well. 734 00:43:55,067 --> 00:43:57,330 She has a way of saying inappropriate things. 735 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:59,027 [chuckles] Runs in the family, huh? 736 00:44:04,859 --> 00:44:07,340 We should get Bradford in here. He's a better cook than me. 737 00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:08,820 -Bradford? -Yeah. 738 00:44:08,950 --> 00:44:09,864 Bradford cooks what? 739 00:44:10,604 --> 00:44:12,301 He's really good with fish. 740 00:44:12,432 --> 00:44:15,174 Fish? Just like... all fish? 741 00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:17,393 Like salmon with quinoa. 742 00:44:17,524 --> 00:44:18,612 He can't even pronounce quinoa. 743 00:44:18,743 --> 00:44:20,701 No, really. [laughs] 744 00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:25,097 Well, he must've picked that up in South America. 745 00:44:26,141 --> 00:44:28,317 He was supposed to go there to find himself for a month 746 00:44:28,448 --> 00:44:31,712 and somehow, he found you in baggage claim. 747 00:44:35,194 --> 00:44:36,674 I was surprised I was invited. 748 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:41,722 I wouldn't really say I... invited you. 749 00:44:41,853 --> 00:44:43,985 Bradford said you wanted us to get to know each other better, I mean. 750 00:44:44,899 --> 00:44:46,335 Come on, it's been a bit awkward. 751 00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:56,041 -[Aubrey] You cleaned up nice. -[Zadie] Thank you. 752 00:44:56,171 --> 00:44:58,478 I'm trying to seem harder to get than I actually am. 753 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,178 Why you playing dress up? 754 00:45:03,309 --> 00:45:04,745 I'm pretending to be someone I like. 755 00:45:04,876 --> 00:45:06,225 [chuckles] She is funny. 756 00:45:06,355 --> 00:45:07,443 That wasn't a joke. 757 00:45:09,228 --> 00:45:10,272 So, what do you do, Margo? 758 00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:12,535 I work in public relations. 759 00:45:13,406 --> 00:45:15,887 [Zadie] I was never able to relate to the public. 760 00:45:16,017 --> 00:45:17,932 Always on the outskirts of society. 761 00:45:18,063 --> 00:45:19,325 On the sidelines. 762 00:45:19,455 --> 00:45:20,848 Ever since high school basketball. 763 00:45:20,979 --> 00:45:22,241 -You played basketball? -[Zadie] Yeah. 764 00:45:22,371 --> 00:45:23,721 But I wasn't good at it. 765 00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:25,679 But it did keep me from getting fat. 766 00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:27,725 I didn't really like it. I don't like in movies 767 00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,422 where they have that last-minute switch, 768 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:30,771 where all of a sudden everyone has a conscience 769 00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:32,947 and does the right thing. 770 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:35,210 Like, morality's a loose end that's not supposed to be tied up. 771 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,866 I thought it was really good, poignant. 772 00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:40,389 -I haven't seen it. -Did you like it? 773 00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:43,871 Uh... 774 00:45:44,002 --> 00:45:46,439 -You know, I thought it was just okay. -Yeah. 775 00:45:46,569 --> 00:45:47,745 You told me you liked it. 776 00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:52,880 Initially, and then I thought about it some more and... 777 00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:54,186 it didn't resonate. 778 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:59,191 I haven't been to Cuba, that's definitely on my list. 779 00:45:59,321 --> 00:46:00,845 I've always wanted to go to Sri Lanka. 780 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:04,674 -Did you mean Costa Rica? -[Margo] No. 781 00:46:04,805 --> 00:46:06,154 Why would you want to go to Sri Lanka? 782 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:08,026 -Why wouldn't I? -[Zadie] Well... 783 00:46:08,156 --> 00:46:10,115 Personally, I wouldn't go, 'cause that humidity 784 00:46:10,245 --> 00:46:11,681 gonna be messing up my weave. 785 00:46:11,812 --> 00:46:13,683 You don't-- You don't have a weave. 786 00:46:13,814 --> 00:46:14,946 [Zadie] Also, I just have a general rule 787 00:46:15,076 --> 00:46:16,121 that I don't travel to places 788 00:46:16,251 --> 00:46:17,209 where I could die in a mudslide. 789 00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:18,558 [laughs] 790 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:20,952 Wait, weren't you dating somebody? 791 00:46:21,648 --> 00:46:23,084 Briefly, Ryan. 792 00:46:23,215 --> 00:46:25,478 Yes, Ryan, that's right, Ryan. 793 00:46:25,608 --> 00:46:29,569 Yeah, half Japanese, half Jewish, complicated background. 794 00:46:29,699 --> 00:46:31,571 But it made me feel cultured. 795 00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:32,659 You're cultured, right? 796 00:46:32,790 --> 00:46:35,662 You like art and travel, 797 00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:39,448 you probably eat spelt cookies and drink fair trade coffee. 798 00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:44,018 -I can't tell if she's joking. -She's not. 799 00:46:47,195 --> 00:46:49,328 Excuse me, I'm gonna use the restroom. 800 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,420 [footsteps recede] 801 00:46:58,119 --> 00:46:59,860 -What are you doing? -Hmm? 802 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:03,385 -What are you doing? -Nothing. How's your quinoa? 803 00:47:03,516 --> 00:47:05,866 You've had something negative to say about everything that comes out of her mouth. 804 00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:08,434 Can I not express my opinion? 805 00:47:08,564 --> 00:47:10,349 It's not my fault that we have differing opinions about everything. 806 00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:12,394 You can't say one positive thing. 807 00:47:12,525 --> 00:47:14,222 I operate from a place of negativity. 808 00:47:14,353 --> 00:47:15,876 You know this about me. That's not fair. 809 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:18,618 I don't think she's being negative. 810 00:47:19,575 --> 00:47:20,663 Well, then you don't know her very well then, do you? 811 00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:27,975 Yeah, and where the fuck were you earlier? 812 00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:30,369 She was with me. 813 00:47:32,327 --> 00:47:33,938 Yeah, and we had a really good time. 814 00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:38,681 Look, just stop. 815 00:47:39,944 --> 00:47:41,815 Fine, I'll be serious. 816 00:47:41,946 --> 00:47:43,164 [footsteps approach] 817 00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:44,600 [Margo laughs] 818 00:47:45,514 --> 00:47:46,472 -Hey, guys. -[chair scrapes] 819 00:47:48,474 --> 00:47:49,388 [Aubrey exhales] 820 00:47:52,347 --> 00:47:54,132 Do you remember when we used to live together? 821 00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:55,785 In that house with Rita and Brittany? 822 00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,744 -What about it? -Well, we always... 823 00:47:57,875 --> 00:47:59,441 Okay, whoa, whoa, what are we about to talk about? 824 00:47:59,572 --> 00:48:01,008 I'm getting into it. 825 00:48:01,139 --> 00:48:02,618 I can't stand it when you tell these stories. 826 00:48:02,749 --> 00:48:03,968 I'm good at telling stories. 827 00:48:04,098 --> 00:48:05,752 I get paid to tell stories. 828 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,101 Most of the time I don't get paid. 829 00:48:07,232 --> 00:48:08,929 But I'm very good at it. 830 00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:11,149 -You two lived together? -Mm-hmm. 831 00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:13,499 With three other girls. 832 00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:15,457 You lived with four girls? 833 00:48:15,588 --> 00:48:17,503 It was a long time ago, don't worry. 834 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:19,766 So, we all go out to this bar called Mo's. 835 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:20,985 -Do you remember this bar? -Nope. 836 00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:22,290 [Zadie] You know the bar. 837 00:48:22,421 --> 00:48:24,031 I don't know the bar. 838 00:48:24,162 --> 00:48:26,512 Okay. Well, we all get ready to go to Mo's 839 00:48:26,642 --> 00:48:28,862 and on this particular weekend, 840 00:48:28,993 --> 00:48:31,604 Rita's cousin Alison happens to be in town. 841 00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:34,128 -And she was staying with you all? -[Zadie] Mm-hmm. 842 00:48:34,259 --> 00:48:37,436 So we're out partying, many drinks are being had, 843 00:48:37,566 --> 00:48:39,481 early-2000 Jay Z is playing, 844 00:48:39,612 --> 00:48:43,050 and at the end of the night, we get into a cab, go home, 845 00:48:43,181 --> 00:48:45,444 and everyone goes to their respective rooms. 846 00:48:45,574 --> 00:48:47,837 Except for Alison. 847 00:48:47,968 --> 00:48:50,144 Who goes looking for Bradford. 848 00:48:50,275 --> 00:48:52,842 [Bradford] She was not-- was not looking for me. 849 00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:55,758 [Zadie] She was jockeying for a position with Bradford all weekend. 850 00:48:55,889 --> 00:48:57,586 What do you mean jockeying? 851 00:48:57,717 --> 00:49:01,068 Jockeying, like... looking for a horse to ride. 852 00:49:02,026 --> 00:49:02,940 And she was short, too. 853 00:49:04,767 --> 00:49:06,856 Anyway, she found Bradford's room, top of the stable. 854 00:49:06,987 --> 00:49:08,162 Look, I think the girl got lost. 855 00:49:08,293 --> 00:49:10,512 And she sidles up to his bed. 856 00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:12,514 And she says-- Do you remember the story now? 857 00:49:12,645 --> 00:49:13,863 She says, 858 00:49:13,994 --> 00:49:16,823 "I can't find a place to sleep. 859 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,738 Can I get in with you?" 860 00:49:19,957 --> 00:49:22,568 And at this point, he had a girlfriend. 861 00:49:23,656 --> 00:49:26,964 -But he always has a girlfriend. -Okay, not true, not true. 862 00:49:27,094 --> 00:49:29,618 I was single for... 863 00:49:29,749 --> 00:49:32,447 For never. 864 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:36,364 Margo, you're last on a long list of girlfriends. 865 00:49:37,539 --> 00:49:39,541 -I don't like how that sounds. -You shouldn't. 866 00:49:39,672 --> 00:49:42,544 So Alison has asked to get into Bradford's bed, 867 00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:43,806 who has a girlfriend. 868 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,983 What did he do? 869 00:49:47,810 --> 00:49:49,899 Well, Bradford, being the upstanding gentleman that he is, 870 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:53,120 graciously allows Alison to get in his bed. 871 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:55,644 And Alison, being the fast hooker that she is, 872 00:49:55,775 --> 00:49:58,169 takes off all of her clothes and starts touching herself. 873 00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:01,650 Now, Bradford's in a very precarious situation, 874 00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:03,826 so to get out of it, 875 00:50:03,957 --> 00:50:08,005 he decides that he should overzealously fake snore. 876 00:50:08,135 --> 00:50:10,616 And after a bottle of tequila that sends Alison 877 00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:12,661 into a very ugly cry, 878 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:15,316 followed by a duck and roll out of his bed. 879 00:50:15,447 --> 00:50:17,231 -[Aubrey chuckles] -[Margo] What did he say to her? 880 00:50:17,362 --> 00:50:18,667 What did you say to her? 881 00:50:21,714 --> 00:50:24,717 "I thought you just needed a place to sleep." 882 00:50:24,847 --> 00:50:26,980 [Zadie] "I thought you just needed a place to sleep." 883 00:50:28,199 --> 00:50:30,375 I did, I did, that's... 884 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:34,031 Look, and then she hit her head. 885 00:50:34,161 --> 00:50:35,858 He had to take her to the emergency room. 886 00:50:35,989 --> 00:50:37,338 You would've been better off if you played dead. 887 00:50:37,469 --> 00:50:39,340 I had the best intentions. 888 00:50:39,471 --> 00:50:42,952 Yeah, well, that's why when I made my move on Bradford, 889 00:50:43,083 --> 00:50:45,346 I didn't leave anything up for interpretation. 890 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:13,374 -Hey. -Hey. 891 00:51:15,159 --> 00:51:16,116 Oh. 892 00:51:16,812 --> 00:51:18,118 That girl looks sad. 893 00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,208 Looks happy to me. 894 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,298 I'm talking about Margo. 895 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:26,039 Oh. 896 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:29,303 [Karen] She looks sorry. 897 00:51:31,349 --> 00:51:32,306 She's reflective. 898 00:51:33,002 --> 00:51:35,266 No, she's sad. 899 00:51:35,396 --> 00:51:37,094 It's pitiful. [scoffs] 900 00:51:38,312 --> 00:51:40,271 But that's not what you're really looking at. 901 00:51:41,228 --> 00:51:42,882 I saw her. 902 00:51:43,012 --> 00:51:45,102 No, you didn't see her. 903 00:51:48,061 --> 00:51:50,455 -What you think about Aubrey? -[Karen] Hmm. 904 00:51:51,543 --> 00:51:54,981 I think that if Aubrey pushes Zadie 905 00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:58,898 to have enough dignity to get over you, then he's cool. 906 00:51:59,028 --> 00:52:00,856 I always thought you wanted me and Zadie to get back together. 907 00:52:02,249 --> 00:52:06,166 I want Zadie to have someone who wants Zadie. 908 00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:08,821 I love Zadie. 909 00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:12,085 I mean, I can't stand Zadie, but... 910 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,136 [Zadie] What what? 911 00:52:19,266 --> 00:52:22,400 [indistinct] 912 00:52:23,879 --> 00:52:26,012 [Zadie] Oh! [laughs] 913 00:52:28,057 --> 00:52:29,058 That's just me. 914 00:52:34,499 --> 00:52:37,328 ["Give Me the Right" plays] 915 00:52:45,466 --> 00:52:48,861 ♪ Give me the right ♪ 916 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:53,605 ♪ To say you're mine... ♪ 917 00:52:53,735 --> 00:52:55,433 [Bradford] Sex is not the most important thing. 918 00:52:55,563 --> 00:52:57,348 -[Zadie] Excuse me? -It's not! 919 00:52:57,478 --> 00:52:58,436 It's important to me. 920 00:52:58,566 --> 00:52:59,828 -Is it? -Very. 921 00:53:00,829 --> 00:53:02,135 Look, I'm just saying that... 922 00:53:03,702 --> 00:53:05,356 at this point in my life, okay, 923 00:53:05,486 --> 00:53:07,227 there are other things that require more attention. 924 00:53:07,358 --> 00:53:09,664 And how's Margo feel about this? You're not getting any? 925 00:53:09,795 --> 00:53:11,753 Look, no one said Margo's not getting any. 926 00:53:11,884 --> 00:53:13,320 -I think that's what you just said. -No, no, no, 927 00:53:13,451 --> 00:53:15,235 I said that other things can weigh more heavily 928 00:53:15,366 --> 00:53:16,976 in my reasons to be with somebody. 929 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:19,283 [Zadie] Illuminate us. 930 00:53:20,109 --> 00:53:22,024 [Bradford] Like... 931 00:53:22,155 --> 00:53:24,636 like who's gonna be a good mother for my kids. 932 00:53:24,766 --> 00:53:27,726 Okay, or like, who's gonna help me achieve early retirement. 933 00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:29,118 Oh, so it's economical? 934 00:53:29,249 --> 00:53:30,816 -It's practical. -Thank you. 935 00:53:30,946 --> 00:53:32,296 I love practical sex. 936 00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:35,124 -I'm very practical. -Are you? 937 00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:36,691 [Zadie] You know what turns me on? 938 00:53:36,822 --> 00:53:38,476 I don't want to know, do I get a vote? 939 00:53:38,606 --> 00:53:41,043 When a man tells me he wants to impregnate me. 940 00:53:41,174 --> 00:53:44,830 If he whispers that in my ear and I know I'm ovulating, instant orgasm. 941 00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:48,050 And he doesn't even have to be telling the truth. 942 00:53:48,181 --> 00:53:49,400 [Bradford] Okay, all right, Zadie, shut up. 943 00:53:49,530 --> 00:53:51,315 [Zadie] It's true. 944 00:53:51,445 --> 00:53:53,839 I just get so functional, so gestational. 945 00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:55,667 It really turns me on. 946 00:53:56,755 --> 00:53:58,322 [Margo and Aubrey laugh] 947 00:53:58,452 --> 00:53:59,584 What? 948 00:54:17,471 --> 00:54:18,951 I'm gonna get some water, you want anything? 949 00:54:19,995 --> 00:54:20,953 No. 950 00:54:27,394 --> 00:54:28,395 [knocking] 951 00:54:31,485 --> 00:54:32,399 Hello? 952 00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,749 [door opens] 953 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:35,837 [sighs] 954 00:54:37,926 --> 00:54:39,276 -Hey. -Hey. 955 00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:42,322 What are you doing? 956 00:54:42,453 --> 00:54:43,758 What do you mean? 957 00:54:44,672 --> 00:54:46,544 I mean, the makeup and the hair. 958 00:54:46,674 --> 00:54:47,588 The clothes? 959 00:54:48,676 --> 00:54:49,808 The way you falling all over him? 960 00:54:50,983 --> 00:54:52,941 Maybe you forget how I act when I'm into somebody. 961 00:54:54,029 --> 00:54:55,117 You're embarrassing yourself. 962 00:54:56,510 --> 00:54:58,512 Thanks for the warning, is that it? 963 00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:00,427 'Cause I'd like to get back to embarrassing myself. 964 00:55:01,559 --> 00:55:02,995 Are you doing this because of Margo? 965 00:55:03,125 --> 00:55:04,475 Because of Margo? 966 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,520 I mean, I know you don't like the girl. 967 00:55:06,651 --> 00:55:10,350 But I don't know, maybe you're... a little jealous? 968 00:55:10,481 --> 00:55:11,699 -Of Margo? -Yeah. 969 00:55:12,918 --> 00:55:14,093 I think you're projecting a little bit. 970 00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:16,617 I'm not projecting anything. 971 00:55:16,748 --> 00:55:21,405 Really? Then why are you in my room asking about Aubrey 972 00:55:21,535 --> 00:55:24,451 when Margo and that ring you brought here are tucked away in your room? 973 00:55:31,197 --> 00:55:32,677 -We didn't work together. -Right. 974 00:55:37,551 --> 00:55:39,771 -You went through my things. -Okay. 975 00:55:39,901 --> 00:55:41,990 -You're still going through my things. -I'm not proud of it. 976 00:55:45,037 --> 00:55:47,169 You're, like, five girls in one. 977 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,389 Look, I never knew who I was gonna wake up next to. 978 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:51,260 You know I have mild bipolar. 979 00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:53,654 And I miss... 980 00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,353 waking up next to each one of you. 981 00:56:00,748 --> 00:56:03,098 I miss you begging me to stay in bed. 982 00:56:08,626 --> 00:56:10,149 Margo works out at 6:00 in the morning. 983 00:56:17,504 --> 00:56:18,897 Well, she is really skinny. 984 00:56:21,421 --> 00:56:22,379 I think about you. 985 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:27,949 [scoffs] More than I should. 986 00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:33,041 I feel like... 987 00:56:34,652 --> 00:56:36,393 I wanna punch you in the face right now. 988 00:56:36,523 --> 00:56:37,959 I'm just trying to tell you how I feel. 989 00:56:43,922 --> 00:56:45,097 You used to be a little violent, too. 990 00:56:46,228 --> 00:56:48,013 That time you pushed me in the chest, 991 00:56:48,143 --> 00:56:49,971 hurt a little bit, okay, it's uncalled for. 992 00:56:50,102 --> 00:56:51,756 So I'm supposed to feel sorry for you? 993 00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:53,932 And your minor reasons for not wanting to be with me? 994 00:56:55,194 --> 00:56:56,891 -Maybe I was a little crazy. -Yeah-- 995 00:56:58,197 --> 00:56:59,633 But at least I wasn't boring. 996 00:56:59,764 --> 00:57:01,505 And you still broke up with me, 997 00:57:01,635 --> 00:57:03,507 turned around and asked me to be your friend? 998 00:57:08,294 --> 00:57:10,992 It's been three years of me waking up alone. 999 00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:14,561 Or next to some stranger who overslept. 1000 00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:16,041 Should've left hours ago. 1001 00:57:18,826 --> 00:57:20,959 I have been sleepwalking for the last three years. 1002 00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:23,788 And you wanna come in here with the anesthesia? 1003 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,921 If you think about me so much, 1004 00:57:27,052 --> 00:57:28,619 maybe you shouldn't have brought Margo here. 1005 00:57:30,838 --> 00:57:32,927 You're putting me to fucking sleep. 1006 00:57:36,627 --> 00:57:37,889 Why don't you look through my things. 1007 00:57:39,238 --> 00:57:40,152 It's only fair. 1008 00:57:45,157 --> 00:57:47,812 [door opens, closes] 1009 00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:53,034 ["There'll Be Some Changes Made" plays] 1010 00:57:53,165 --> 00:57:58,257 ♪ They say don't change The old for the new ♪ 1011 00:57:59,258 --> 00:58:03,741 ♪ But I found out that That would never do ♪ 1012 00:58:04,698 --> 00:58:09,007 ♪ When you grow old You don't last long ♪ 1013 00:58:09,877 --> 00:58:11,836 ♪ You're here today... ♪ 1014 00:58:11,966 --> 00:58:12,880 I'm sorry. 1015 00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:15,274 Don't apologize. 1016 00:58:16,057 --> 00:58:17,015 Sorry. 1017 00:58:18,843 --> 00:58:21,715 You should never put yourself in a position to apologize. 1018 00:58:23,804 --> 00:58:25,327 Apologize to yourself. 1019 00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:27,547 Pardon? 1020 00:58:29,157 --> 00:58:31,116 You all are wasting the best years of your lives. 1021 00:58:32,204 --> 00:58:34,119 And finishing my liquor. 1022 00:58:34,249 --> 00:58:36,121 ♪ There'll be Some changes today ♪ 1023 00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:39,211 ♪ Oh, there's a change In the weather ♪ 1024 00:58:39,341 --> 00:58:41,909 ♪ Yes, a change in the sea ♪ 1025 00:58:43,128 --> 00:58:47,567 ♪ From now on There'll be a change in me ♪ 1026 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:53,530 ♪ My walk will be different My style and my name ♪ 1027 00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:55,880 ♪ Ain't nothing About sweet mama ♪ 1028 00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:57,882 ♪ Gonna be the same ♪ 1029 00:58:58,012 --> 00:59:00,972 ♪ I'm gonna change My long tall ♪ 1030 00:59:01,102 --> 00:59:03,975 ♪ And get a little ol' fat ♪ 1031 00:59:04,105 --> 00:59:08,806 ♪ I'm gonna change my number Where I'm living at ♪ 1032 00:59:08,936 --> 00:59:10,459 Mom? 1033 00:59:10,590 --> 00:59:12,636 ♪ 'Cause nobody wants you ♪ 1034 00:59:12,766 --> 00:59:15,464 ♪ When you're old and gray ♪ 1035 00:59:15,595 --> 00:59:18,032 ♪ There'll be Some changes made ♪ 1036 00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:20,818 ♪ I'm gonna make 'em today ♪ 1037 00:59:20,948 --> 00:59:24,212 ♪ There'll be Some changes made ♪ 1038 00:59:43,971 --> 00:59:45,146 What are you doing in here? 1039 00:59:45,886 --> 00:59:46,931 Avoiding the crowd. 1040 00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:48,976 What's Dad's stuff doing in here? 1041 00:59:50,151 --> 00:59:52,545 [sighs] Resting. 1042 00:59:52,676 --> 00:59:54,155 Where's Dad? 1043 00:59:54,286 --> 00:59:55,592 He's resting, too. 1044 00:59:55,722 --> 00:59:56,723 What did you do? 1045 00:59:58,507 --> 00:59:59,508 I didn't do anything. 1046 01:00:01,423 --> 01:00:03,121 And the last time I checked, your name is not on the mortgage, 1047 01:00:03,251 --> 01:00:05,645 so don't come in here asking me all these questions 1048 01:00:05,776 --> 01:00:07,212 and getting in my business. 1049 01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:08,692 Dad is my business. 1050 01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:12,086 Then you should call your father. 1051 01:00:14,741 --> 01:00:15,742 He's not fishing? 1052 01:00:18,919 --> 01:00:19,920 No, Zadie. 1053 01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:24,403 Aren't you too old to be getting a divorce? 1054 01:00:24,533 --> 01:00:25,665 Everything is a joke to you. 1055 01:00:27,711 --> 01:00:28,973 You don't see me here alone? 1056 01:00:31,366 --> 01:00:32,759 Why don't you ask me how I'm doing? 1057 01:00:34,326 --> 01:00:35,544 How are you doing? 1058 01:00:37,329 --> 01:00:38,809 -None of your business. -See, that's why I don't ask! 1059 01:00:38,939 --> 01:00:40,941 You never feel the need to tell me anything. 1060 01:00:41,072 --> 01:00:42,290 Because I know it doesn't matter to you. 1061 01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:44,162 -That's not true. -[scoffs] 1062 01:00:44,292 --> 01:00:46,904 It is. You think you're the only one having a hard time? 1063 01:00:47,034 --> 01:00:49,254 -No, I don't. -Well, you're not. 1064 01:00:49,384 --> 01:00:51,952 Your problems aren't more interesting than everyone else's. 1065 01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:55,390 Zadie. 1066 01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:57,044 You're almost 30 years old. 1067 01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:00,439 I need you to grow up. 1068 01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:04,661 Take responsibility for yourself. 1069 01:01:08,012 --> 01:01:09,056 I don't know how to do that. 1070 01:01:12,277 --> 01:01:13,626 I'm gonna need you to figure it out. 1071 01:01:17,151 --> 01:01:18,283 What happened? 1072 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,200 -Marriage. -Mom! 1073 01:01:23,854 --> 01:01:25,682 We've been married for 30 years. 1074 01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:28,902 Every year cannot be on the incline, Zadie. 1075 01:01:33,037 --> 01:01:33,951 When's he coming back? 1076 01:01:34,778 --> 01:01:36,127 I don't know. 1077 01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:38,216 -Did you ask him to leave? -No. 1078 01:01:41,393 --> 01:01:42,568 Do you want him to come back? 1079 01:01:47,094 --> 01:01:47,965 I don't know. 1080 01:01:53,187 --> 01:01:54,145 [sighs] 1081 01:02:21,520 --> 01:02:22,782 I want to leave. 1082 01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:26,917 -Why we leaving early? -Because I wanna leave. 1083 01:02:27,700 --> 01:02:29,354 What if I don't want to? 1084 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:31,530 Then I'd say you were being pretty selfish. 1085 01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,880 No, I just-- I don't want to be rude. 1086 01:02:34,011 --> 01:02:35,708 -[scoffs] -Why we gotta go? 1087 01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:37,579 Because I have traipsed through enough fields 1088 01:02:37,710 --> 01:02:39,364 and waded by enough waters and now I am ready to go. 1089 01:02:41,409 --> 01:02:42,759 Always ready to go. 1090 01:02:42,889 --> 01:02:44,325 -Always? Am I always? -Always. 1091 01:02:44,456 --> 01:02:45,631 Yes, you're always ready to go. 1092 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:46,806 Where the fuck were you last night? 1093 01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:50,767 -I told you. -How long does it take to get a glass of water? 1094 01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:53,421 I drank it in the kitchen. 1095 01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:54,988 You turn on the faucet, you put the glass under, 1096 01:02:55,119 --> 01:02:56,424 you turn the faucet off, you drink the water. 1097 01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:58,165 Thirty seconds maximum. 1098 01:02:58,296 --> 01:03:01,647 You know I sip slow, okay? 1099 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,823 Have I not always sipped slow? I'm a slow sipper. 1100 01:03:04,563 --> 01:03:05,520 You know that. 1101 01:03:07,479 --> 01:03:09,220 And why is Zadie in a man's shirt with yesterday's eyeliner on? 1102 01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:11,700 I don't know, the girl got bad hygiene sometimes, I don't know. 1103 01:03:11,831 --> 01:03:12,919 Asking me all these questions. 1104 01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:16,096 So you getting to know Zadie, huh? 1105 01:03:17,358 --> 01:03:18,316 Cool, right? 1106 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:21,536 Yeah, she's a funny girl. 1107 01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,495 Yeah, until it gets old, you know? 1108 01:03:24,322 --> 01:03:25,540 What, what gets old? 1109 01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,065 Come on, man, like, the routine. 1110 01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:30,284 The immaturity. 1111 01:03:30,415 --> 01:03:32,025 The inability to sit still. 1112 01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:33,635 Just drive you crazy. 1113 01:03:34,419 --> 01:03:36,160 -Oh. -Yeah. 1114 01:03:37,509 --> 01:03:38,727 Okay. 1115 01:03:38,858 --> 01:03:40,599 Yeah, it's cool, you know, the... 1116 01:03:40,729 --> 01:03:42,557 laughs are cool with the movies 1117 01:03:42,688 --> 01:03:45,082 and the grabbing dinner, you know, whatever, like... 1118 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:46,953 And the girl can eat, let me tell you that. 1119 01:03:47,084 --> 01:03:47,998 But... 1120 01:03:50,522 --> 01:03:51,479 What? 1121 01:03:53,742 --> 01:03:54,700 But can you marry her? 1122 01:03:55,614 --> 01:03:57,007 You know? 1123 01:03:57,137 --> 01:04:00,097 I mean, we really aren't that far yet. 1124 01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:02,142 Of course not. Hell, you just met the girl. 1125 01:04:04,101 --> 01:04:05,580 You know she's mildly bipolar, right? 1126 01:04:18,767 --> 01:04:19,768 Shall we? 1127 01:04:22,771 --> 01:04:23,772 What was that about? 1128 01:04:24,773 --> 01:04:25,905 Mental health. 1129 01:04:26,036 --> 01:04:27,298 -Mental health? -Yep. 1130 01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:30,301 Don't listen to anything Bradford has to say, 1131 01:04:30,431 --> 01:04:31,824 especially about me. 1132 01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:32,999 -No? -No. 1133 01:04:34,131 --> 01:04:35,306 Thought y'all were friends. 1134 01:04:35,436 --> 01:04:36,916 Yeah, that's a strong word. 1135 01:04:38,004 --> 01:04:40,441 You've known each other for a long time, you... 1136 01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:42,530 trade stories, sneak looks at each other. 1137 01:04:42,661 --> 01:04:43,662 I don't sneak. 1138 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:46,970 What happened to you last night? 1139 01:04:47,796 --> 01:04:48,754 Thought we were gonna... 1140 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:50,190 About last night. 1141 01:04:50,321 --> 01:04:51,322 About last night. 1142 01:04:52,105 --> 01:04:53,019 I fell asleep. 1143 01:04:53,933 --> 01:04:54,803 You fell asleep? 1144 01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:57,241 Yes. 1145 01:04:57,371 --> 01:04:58,764 Okay. [chuckles] 1146 01:04:59,939 --> 01:05:02,028 You don't gotta lie to me. I mean, we just met. 1147 01:05:02,159 --> 01:05:04,074 You know, I just got out of a relationship. 1148 01:05:04,204 --> 01:05:05,336 No, really. 1149 01:05:05,466 --> 01:05:06,946 All right, I'm just saying. 1150 01:05:07,077 --> 01:05:07,991 You're just saying what? 1151 01:05:10,428 --> 01:05:12,517 It would've been nice to see you last night. 1152 01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:15,085 And it would be nice to see you... 1153 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:17,087 after this weekend. 1154 01:05:26,183 --> 01:05:28,011 [Margo] Do you think he's been acting funny? 1155 01:05:28,141 --> 01:05:29,882 -[Zadie] Aubrey? -Bradford. 1156 01:05:30,013 --> 01:05:31,666 -Bradford's not very funny. -No, I mean... 1157 01:05:32,406 --> 01:05:33,842 Do you think he's been acting strange? 1158 01:05:34,669 --> 01:05:36,584 He seems normal to me. 1159 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:38,891 I feel like he's been acting different, I feel like... 1160 01:05:40,197 --> 01:05:42,068 he acts different around you. 1161 01:05:42,199 --> 01:05:43,809 I don't think he acts different around me. 1162 01:05:44,549 --> 01:05:45,506 Yeah. 1163 01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:50,381 It's like he kind of devolves into a teenager. 1164 01:05:50,511 --> 01:05:54,124 Well, his reading comprehension has always been a little slow. 1165 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:56,300 But I don't think I have anything to do with what you're talking about. 1166 01:05:56,430 --> 01:05:57,388 I think you do. 1167 01:05:58,432 --> 01:06:00,652 -No. -Yeah. 1168 01:06:02,436 --> 01:06:05,657 Around you, he becomes this, like, former rendition of himself. 1169 01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:09,400 Well, rendition's a big word for Bradford. 1170 01:06:09,530 --> 01:06:10,923 And he's not a good actor. 1171 01:06:13,534 --> 01:06:15,623 And even if he was acting, who's to say he's been acting for me? 1172 01:06:16,450 --> 01:06:17,712 Then who is he acting for? 1173 01:06:20,715 --> 01:06:22,108 You know he's not an early riser, right? 1174 01:06:32,945 --> 01:06:34,729 You and Zadie are cute together. 1175 01:06:35,687 --> 01:06:37,341 -[chuckles] Yeah? -Yeah. 1176 01:06:38,168 --> 01:06:41,040 See little sparks flying off of you. 1177 01:06:42,737 --> 01:06:44,217 Lord knows she can use the company. 1178 01:06:47,873 --> 01:06:48,917 What about you and Bradford? 1179 01:06:49,614 --> 01:06:51,050 What about us? 1180 01:06:51,181 --> 01:06:52,269 How long have you been together? 1181 01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:54,880 About two years... about. 1182 01:06:57,056 --> 01:06:59,450 -It's pretty serious, then. -I guess. 1183 01:07:01,756 --> 01:07:03,193 We're supposed to be moving in together. 1184 01:07:05,543 --> 01:07:06,674 Why do you say it like that? 1185 01:07:08,807 --> 01:07:10,765 'Cause I'm not sure I should be moving in with him. 1186 01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:21,646 It's an interesting outfit. 1187 01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:24,040 -Yeah, you like it? -No. 1188 01:07:25,476 --> 01:07:27,565 -Whose shirt is that? -It's my dad's. 1189 01:07:27,695 --> 01:07:29,828 You're worse than Karen, which is very impressive. 1190 01:07:31,917 --> 01:07:32,918 I know that. 1191 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,093 I was being sarcastic. 1192 01:07:34,224 --> 01:07:35,138 I know that, too. 1193 01:07:37,227 --> 01:07:39,055 Don't you think you should apologize for last night? 1194 01:07:39,794 --> 01:07:40,795 No. 1195 01:07:42,101 --> 01:07:43,450 You don't think you should apologize? 1196 01:07:44,451 --> 01:07:46,540 No. Look, I should be allowed to express myself. 1197 01:07:46,671 --> 01:07:47,715 Who are you, En Vogue? 1198 01:07:48,542 --> 01:07:49,456 I felt like... 1199 01:07:51,328 --> 01:07:52,503 I had to tell you how I was feeling. 1200 01:07:53,591 --> 01:07:55,636 No, you did not have to tell me how you were feeling. 1201 01:07:55,767 --> 01:07:58,204 That was selfish and arrogant. 1202 01:07:58,335 --> 01:08:00,076 -And it made me realize-- -Realize what? 1203 01:08:02,556 --> 01:08:07,257 It made me realize that all these years, I thought we were friends. 1204 01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:09,389 But apparently, that was false. 1205 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,043 We are friends. 1206 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:12,653 You just kept me around to stroke your ego. 1207 01:08:13,611 --> 01:08:15,178 But as soon as a threat came in the picture, 1208 01:08:15,308 --> 01:08:16,744 you showed your true colors. 1209 01:08:16,875 --> 01:08:18,094 And it's an ugly palette. 1210 01:08:23,447 --> 01:08:25,405 -I'm in love with you. -That doesn't even sound right. 1211 01:09:04,879 --> 01:09:06,881 I bought that ring six months ago. 1212 01:09:07,012 --> 01:09:08,187 Well, maybe you should return it. 1213 01:09:11,799 --> 01:09:13,018 For six months, I've been... 1214 01:09:13,801 --> 01:09:15,542 I've been trying to propose to that girl. 1215 01:09:15,673 --> 01:09:16,587 Try harder. 1216 01:09:24,595 --> 01:09:27,511 Yeah, so, definitely ready to go. 1217 01:09:33,734 --> 01:09:36,172 I think this is a separate conversation. 1218 01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:46,312 That must have been really heavy. 1219 01:09:51,665 --> 01:09:52,492 [Bradford] I'm warning you. 1220 01:09:53,624 --> 01:09:54,712 It's not that big. 1221 01:09:58,019 --> 01:10:00,544 The past year's been, you know, pretty hard... financially. 1222 01:10:00,674 --> 01:10:05,636 It must've been really heavy for you to carry that box around for six months. 1223 01:10:05,766 --> 01:10:08,378 I mean, I didn't... carry it, like, on my person. 1224 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:12,295 But I did have it for six months. 1225 01:10:14,601 --> 01:10:17,256 What were you... waiting for the right moment? 1226 01:10:18,953 --> 01:10:21,478 -In part. -Because there have been plenty of moments. 1227 01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:24,176 There was that time by the water, 1228 01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:25,612 when we were sitting on that bench. 1229 01:10:28,615 --> 01:10:30,226 -I remember that. -That was nice. 1230 01:10:31,009 --> 01:10:31,966 It was nice. 1231 01:10:32,750 --> 01:10:35,274 And last week, at Chez Oskar. 1232 01:10:35,970 --> 01:10:37,145 When it was empty. 1233 01:10:38,538 --> 01:10:39,800 We had that late dinner. 1234 01:10:43,064 --> 01:10:44,022 That was romantic. 1235 01:10:44,152 --> 01:10:45,328 I thought so. 1236 01:10:47,199 --> 01:10:48,331 I mean, that whole trip. 1237 01:10:50,158 --> 01:10:52,596 That whole trip we took for my birthday to Barcelona. 1238 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,252 We had a great time. 1239 01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:10,614 I thought for certain the ring would make an appearance 1240 01:11:10,744 --> 01:11:12,572 because, you know, I found it 1241 01:11:12,703 --> 01:11:16,141 behind a stack of Jordans, like, four months ago, 1242 01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:19,231 and I thought you were just... 1243 01:11:21,277 --> 01:11:23,453 mustering up the courage. 1244 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,281 I was a little scared. 1245 01:11:26,238 --> 01:11:27,805 -You can be scary sometimes. -No. 1246 01:11:29,110 --> 01:11:31,461 No, it wasn't bravery you were waiting on. 1247 01:11:33,985 --> 01:11:35,291 You were waiting on another girl. 1248 01:11:37,162 --> 01:11:38,250 Tell me I'm wrong. 1249 01:11:51,437 --> 01:11:52,525 So I'm gonna go. 1250 01:11:53,874 --> 01:11:56,094 I'm guessing you're gonna stay? 1251 01:12:02,753 --> 01:12:03,710 [scoffs] 1252 01:12:32,565 --> 01:12:35,481 -[Aubrey] Your mom's gonna take her to the bus stop? -[Zadie] Yeah. 1253 01:12:35,612 --> 01:12:37,831 And I could've sworn Margo said she hated public transportation. 1254 01:12:42,096 --> 01:12:43,924 -It's a really nice day today. -[Aubrey] It is. 1255 01:12:45,099 --> 01:12:46,144 [Zadie] I'm gonna go for a bike ride. 1256 01:12:48,146 --> 01:12:49,669 -I'll come. -Yeah? 1257 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:51,758 He's gonna... you gonna go? 1258 01:12:53,107 --> 01:12:54,370 Yeah, think I will. 1259 01:12:56,110 --> 01:12:57,068 I'll come, too. 1260 01:12:58,286 --> 01:12:59,244 Great. 1261 01:13:04,467 --> 01:13:05,598 Yeah, great. 1262 01:13:05,729 --> 01:13:08,558 ["Independence Cha Cha" plays] 1263 01:13:33,234 --> 01:13:36,020 Ugh. Forget it. They can have it. 1264 01:13:38,370 --> 01:13:40,285 [music continues] 1265 01:13:53,646 --> 01:13:55,300 [Aubrey] Whoa. I'm coming. I'm coming. 1266 01:14:22,022 --> 01:14:24,938 [grunting] 1267 01:14:25,069 --> 01:14:26,244 Should've brought a blanket. 1268 01:14:35,166 --> 01:14:37,168 [music stops] 1269 01:14:37,298 --> 01:14:39,475 When I said I played basketball, it was, like, 10 years ago. 1270 01:14:40,258 --> 01:14:41,172 We're walking back. 1271 01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:47,004 [music resumes] 1272 01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:52,923 [music ends] 1273 01:15:08,504 --> 01:15:10,070 -I think I'm gonna go. -Already? 1274 01:15:10,201 --> 01:15:12,943 Yeah, I got a long way to... drive. 1275 01:15:17,034 --> 01:15:19,471 And I kind of feel like I might've stepped in the middle of a break. 1276 01:15:19,602 --> 01:15:21,647 -You mean breakup? -No, I meant break. 1277 01:15:22,387 --> 01:15:23,344 Break. 1278 01:15:24,215 --> 01:15:25,172 Huh. 1279 01:15:29,612 --> 01:15:30,569 Let me know what he decides. 1280 01:15:36,401 --> 01:15:38,098 -I'm gonna get an early start. -Okay. 1281 01:15:39,404 --> 01:15:40,361 Okay. 1282 01:15:41,406 --> 01:15:42,363 Okay. 1283 01:15:45,932 --> 01:15:46,803 [Zadie] Aubrey? 1284 01:15:48,761 --> 01:15:49,675 Yeah? 1285 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,114 Good luck with your move. 1286 01:15:57,291 --> 01:15:58,249 Thanks. 1287 01:16:14,221 --> 01:16:15,179 He's a good guy. 1288 01:16:16,441 --> 01:16:17,660 Sad he had to go. 1289 01:16:17,790 --> 01:16:19,836 -Shut up. -What? I am. 1290 01:16:19,966 --> 01:16:22,403 [scoffs] You're not right. We're not right. 1291 01:16:24,536 --> 01:16:25,755 We're alone. 1292 01:16:25,885 --> 01:16:27,495 That's an optimistic view of it. 1293 01:16:27,626 --> 01:16:29,106 We're still alone. 1294 01:16:29,236 --> 01:16:30,803 Yeah, 'cause we ran everyone out. 1295 01:16:31,717 --> 01:16:33,414 -You happy I'm here? -No. 1296 01:16:33,545 --> 01:16:35,895 -You happy I'm here? -No. 1297 01:16:36,026 --> 01:16:37,897 -You happy I'm here? -You're so annoying. 1298 01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:55,480 You know... 1299 01:16:57,438 --> 01:16:58,918 I gained a little weight since the last time we were together. 1300 01:17:01,529 --> 01:17:03,053 But the underwear's still the same. 1301 01:17:03,183 --> 01:17:05,011 -I remember the regalia. -Okay. 1302 01:17:06,578 --> 01:17:10,234 And I still don't do... that. 1303 01:17:10,364 --> 01:17:11,888 Mm-hmm. I... 1304 01:17:12,018 --> 01:17:13,454 That hasn't changed. 1305 01:17:13,585 --> 01:17:16,196 Yeah, I was hoping that had changed, but... 1306 01:17:16,327 --> 01:17:19,112 Nope, that's a... post-marital activity. 1307 01:17:20,287 --> 01:17:21,549 Not that I'm talking about marriage. 1308 01:17:23,377 --> 01:17:25,031 Sorry, I... 1309 01:17:25,162 --> 01:17:27,512 You know that I talk too much when I get naked. 1310 01:17:32,735 --> 01:17:34,475 You know, she found the ring four months ago. 1311 01:17:36,347 --> 01:17:37,348 I didn't. 1312 01:17:38,610 --> 01:17:39,567 Yeah. 1313 01:17:41,134 --> 01:17:43,659 And she was just... waiting on me to propose. 1314 01:17:44,398 --> 01:17:45,835 Like for all that time? 1315 01:17:45,965 --> 01:17:48,098 Just... waiting. 1316 01:17:51,884 --> 01:17:53,320 Crazy. Yeah. 1317 01:17:55,148 --> 01:17:57,498 I give up on the post office after 15 minutes. 1318 01:17:58,369 --> 01:17:59,762 You love storming out of there. 1319 01:17:59,892 --> 01:18:02,373 I do. I like to make a scene. 1320 01:18:02,503 --> 01:18:04,767 -Makes you feel good? -It does. 1321 01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:08,161 I just perform a deep sigh, rustle my bags, 1322 01:18:08,292 --> 01:18:10,337 just to let people know that I have somewhere else to be. 1323 01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:20,652 I should've treated you like the post office. 1324 01:18:22,785 --> 01:18:23,699 What? 1325 01:18:25,135 --> 01:18:26,658 We shouldn't do this. 1326 01:18:26,789 --> 01:18:29,574 Wait, wait, how did I become the post office? 1327 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:31,489 You were always bad at analogies, 1328 01:18:31,619 --> 01:18:33,099 you don't understand the correlation. 1329 01:18:33,230 --> 01:18:34,622 I'm a post office? 1330 01:18:34,753 --> 01:18:36,842 Because I've been waiting for you. 1331 01:18:38,017 --> 01:18:41,542 Or maybe we were in line together. 1332 01:18:41,673 --> 01:18:43,719 -We should look at it like that. -No, no, 1333 01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:45,633 I've definitely been waiting all by myself, 1334 01:18:45,764 --> 01:18:47,287 standing behind some annoying woman 1335 01:18:47,418 --> 01:18:48,811 recounting her day on the phone. 1336 01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:51,465 Is the woman on the phone Margo? 1337 01:18:52,205 --> 01:18:54,686 -And others, yeah! -Right. 1338 01:18:54,817 --> 01:18:56,296 And now, I'm at the front of the line. 1339 01:18:56,427 --> 01:18:57,689 I don't think this analogy is fair. 1340 01:18:57,820 --> 01:18:59,125 And there's no payoff 1341 01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:00,910 because the woman behind the counter 1342 01:19:01,040 --> 01:19:03,086 is about to end her shift and she's partially blind. 1343 01:19:04,478 --> 01:19:06,524 -Now I'm a woman? -And she's yelling at me 1344 01:19:06,654 --> 01:19:08,265 'cause I didn't fill out the right label 1345 01:19:08,395 --> 01:19:10,310 and she's threatening to send me to the end of the line 1346 01:19:10,441 --> 01:19:11,398 just to do it all over again. 1347 01:19:13,879 --> 01:19:15,098 I'm completely lost. 1348 01:19:16,752 --> 01:19:18,275 It's never worth waiting in line. 1349 01:19:20,059 --> 01:19:21,365 It's anticlimactic. 1350 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:25,064 Zade? 1351 01:19:27,066 --> 01:19:28,459 -You just gonna get out of bed? -Yep. 1352 01:19:30,243 --> 01:19:31,288 You just gonna get out of bed? 1353 01:19:32,202 --> 01:19:33,986 Huh? Just-- 1354 01:19:36,423 --> 01:19:37,773 Fine, I'll be a post office! 1355 01:19:39,818 --> 01:19:41,951 [Karen] Check out was at noon. 1356 01:19:42,081 --> 01:19:44,431 And I don't remember any of you paying me. 1357 01:19:44,562 --> 01:19:45,824 Except for Aubrey. 1358 01:19:46,738 --> 01:19:48,914 -Who's not here anymore. -Correct. 1359 01:20:15,723 --> 01:20:19,379 I feel like there's this misconception that long-distance relationships 1360 01:20:19,510 --> 01:20:22,252 can't be romantic, but they can be. 1361 01:20:22,382 --> 01:20:25,298 They're very romantic 'cause there's mystery. 1362 01:20:25,429 --> 01:20:28,301 Like, my relationship is mysterious 1363 01:20:28,432 --> 01:20:30,216 because my boyfriend will never know 1364 01:20:30,347 --> 01:20:32,044 how awful of a life I live 1365 01:20:32,175 --> 01:20:33,611 when left to my own devices. 1366 01:20:33,741 --> 01:20:35,352 [audience laughs] 1367 01:20:35,482 --> 01:20:36,875 Like, he's never gonna be in my house 1368 01:20:37,006 --> 01:20:38,485 when I'm drinking the milk 1369 01:20:38,616 --> 01:20:40,444 a little bit past the expiration date. 1370 01:20:41,358 --> 01:20:42,446 That's a "me" thing. 1371 01:20:42,576 --> 01:20:44,056 [laughter] 1372 01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:45,841 By the way, it's totally fine 1373 01:20:45,971 --> 01:20:47,668 to drink the milk after the expiration date. 1374 01:20:47,799 --> 01:20:49,845 You don't have to do what people tell you to do. 1375 01:20:50,976 --> 01:20:52,108 You just gotta smell it. 1376 01:20:52,238 --> 01:20:55,459 [laughter] 1377 01:20:55,589 --> 01:20:57,504 Long-distance relationships are also great 1378 01:20:57,635 --> 01:21:01,508 because our time line in our relationship slows down. 1379 01:21:01,639 --> 01:21:04,076 Like, it's gonna be a year for him to realize 1380 01:21:04,207 --> 01:21:06,470 that I have not bought new underwear since college. 1381 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,385 [laughter] 1382 01:21:10,300 --> 01:21:12,519 But it's perfect. We see each other 1383 01:21:12,650 --> 01:21:14,739 just enough for us to stay in love 1384 01:21:14,870 --> 01:21:17,176 but not enough for him to judge me as much as he should. 1385 01:21:18,351 --> 01:21:20,832 All right, I'm Zadie Barber. Thanks. 1386 01:21:31,190 --> 01:21:33,714 [clapping, cheering continues]