1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:02,669 [ Panting ] Wow! 2 00:00:02,669 --> 00:00:04,004 Oh, burning. 3 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,839 My legs are burning. 4 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,716 But you know what? I am... 5 00:00:07,716 --> 00:00:09,134 [ Panting ] 6 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,261 I am totally loving these morning runs. 7 00:00:11,261 --> 00:00:12,471 You know? 8 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,014 They're invigorating. Yeah. 9 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,349 I've been loving it. 10 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,559 And -- hurts. 11 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,394 [ Coat unzips ] 12 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:20,646 I have a stitch. 13 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,648 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 14 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:25,525 It hurts so much. Yeah, that's a talker's cramp right there. 15 00:00:25,525 --> 00:00:27,861 See, runners don't usually gab the whole time. 16 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,029 Okay. Water? 17 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,530 Yes, please. 18 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,907 [ Breathless ] You... 19 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,033 You don't know -- 20 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,785 Martin, I'm sorry. 21 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:38,830 I do -- I have one more thing that I want to say, though. 22 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:43,168 So, you know, things between us have been great, lately. 23 00:00:43,168 --> 00:00:44,920 Really great. 24 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:48,215 I feel like our relationship has evolved and we're -- 25 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:50,175 we're, like, looking out for each other 26 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,344 in ways that we didn't used to. 27 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,887 Here. Oh, yeah. Thank you. 28 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,764 [ Exhales sharply ] Mm-hmm. 29 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,019 [ Sighs ] Ooh. 30 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:02,896 That lemon surprised me. 31 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,773 It was a nice touch. 32 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,566 [ Chuckles ] [ Glass thuds ] 33 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:09,736 So [exhales sharply] at this juncture, 34 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:13,573 I feel compelled, really, to advise, 35 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,994 that I am experiencing feelings for you. 36 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,955 ♪♪ 37 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:21,999 Well, thank you for advising. 38 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,418 You're welcome. 39 00:01:28,505 --> 00:01:30,048 [ Exhaling ] Oh, God, that's good lemon. 40 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,050 Yeah. It was really good. 41 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:34,553 So, um [clicks tongue] 42 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:35,971 I wanted to put you on notice, 43 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,765 because, you know, before when you asked me 44 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,559 if I was having feelings, I denied it. 45 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,811 So I hereby reverse that position 46 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:45,689 and I am confirming that feelings 47 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,733 are increasingly present. 48 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,192 Understood and noted. 49 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,655 Well, I just want to say, you know, 50 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,782 if feelings aren't welcome, I can totally just, 51 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:59,286 you know -- I don't know...bury 'em. 52 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,871 Really? Yeah. Mm-hmm. 53 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:01,997 Oh. 54 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:04,791 Where would you bury them? 55 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,126 Josh's tank? 56 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,169 Josh! 57 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,170 What's wrong? 58 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:09,629 [ Gasps ] 59 00:02:12,007 --> 00:02:15,552 Josh...is a woman? 60 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,095 I think so. 61 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,848 Man, I didn't even know Josh was dating. 62 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,392 He must have gotten knocked-up when you set him free... 63 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:23,769 Oh, my gosh. 64 00:02:23,769 --> 00:02:26,229 Look, Josh is gonna have three babies. 65 00:02:26,229 --> 00:02:27,689 Just like us. 66 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:29,983 ♪♪ 67 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:33,403 ♪ Keep giving me hope for a better day ♪ 68 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:36,615 ♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪ 69 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:39,951 ♪ Through this heaviness I feel ♪ 70 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:46,208 ♪ I just need someone to say everything's okay ♪ 71 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:48,085 ♪ Everything's okay ♪ 72 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:49,503 -- Captions by VITAC -- 73 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:50,879 He didn't even respond. 74 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,340 I literally have no idea how he's feeling. 75 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,509 He's probably waiting for you 76 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,261 to be a little more specific as to what it is you want. 77 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:02,057 He's probably a little gun-shy after all the mixed messages. 78 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,433 What mixed messages? 79 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,227 I told him I needed time to figure it out. 80 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,853 And I figured it out. 81 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,649 I wanna work on things, if he does. 82 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:11,858 Cool. 83 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:13,151 Cool? 84 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,862 I mean, it doesn't sound very romantic. 85 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,365 "I wanna work on things, if you do"? 86 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:20,325 It sounds like you're gonna hang drywall together. 87 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,618 Oh, come on... 88 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:22,994 After all this time, 89 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:26,081 Martin may require a more impassioned plea. 90 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:28,542 Frankly, I think he deserves it. 91 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,877 We're very good at dissecting each other's relationships. 92 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,047 You ever notice that? Oh, I have a PhD in what's wrong with you. 93 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:36,633 And when it comes to the unified theory of your problems, 94 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:38,093 I'm like Stephen Hawking. 95 00:03:38,093 --> 00:03:40,095 And don't even get me started on your sister. 96 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:43,140 By the way, is she gonna let us take her on a babymoon or not? 97 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:51,898 ♪♪ 98 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:53,733 So? How were they? 99 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,152 Were they great? 100 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,404 Uh, they're "The Verve Pipe." 101 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,281 Answer's always yes. 102 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,449 "Play 'The Freshmen!'" 103 00:04:00,449 --> 00:04:02,075 "We're going to!" [ Laughs ] 104 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,743 Love those guys. 105 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,912 [ Laughs ] Yeah. 106 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,914 I was kind of wondering if maybe 107 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:09,833 we could do something together. 108 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,960 You know, before the baby comes? 109 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:16,590 I have a karate tournament this Sunday, in Azusa. 110 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,300 I guess we could make a weekend out of it. 111 00:04:18,300 --> 00:04:19,801 Bus ride up there's pretty sweet... 112 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:22,387 Oh, I don't know if a long, bumpy bus ride 113 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:24,473 followed by hours of sitting on hard bleachers 114 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:26,850 is really the best thing for me. 115 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,101 Suit yourself. 116 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,981 Oh! [ Laughs ] 117 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,983 I think the baby just elbowed me. 118 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,902 [ Laughs ] Gene! 119 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,028 [ Door opens ] Do you wanna... 120 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:39,196 [ Door closes ] 121 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,490 ...feel? 122 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:45,243 [ Cellphone vibrates ] 123 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,912 Okay, Maya, it's decided. 124 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:47,954 We're kidnapping you. 125 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,539 One last hoorah. 126 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,958 Unless you already have plans with Mean Gene. 127 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:57,631 I could probably... move some things around. 128 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,007 Come on! 129 00:04:59,007 --> 00:05:00,842 Don't you have some "bucket list" trip 130 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,385 that you've always wanted to take? 131 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:05,305 Okay, don't laugh. 132 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,808 I've always wanted to steal Dad's Mustang, you know, 133 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:12,646 and go a "Thelma and Louise" kind of road trip. 134 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,980 What does -- What does that mean? 135 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,273 You wanna kill someone? 136 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,150 Not necessarily. 137 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,694 But a couple of girls out on the open road. 138 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,488 We could stay at a dusty motel 139 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,240 and hit up a cowboy bar 140 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,243 and maybe get in some minor trouble with the law... 141 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,328 [ Laughs ] 142 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,747 Never mind. That's stupid. 143 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:33,208 [ Horn honks ] 144 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:35,669 Ahh, ha ha! 145 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,003 Oh, my God! 146 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,798 Dad is gonna murder -- 147 00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:43,051 Hey, what the hell, Lena? 148 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,886 Oh, come on! 149 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:47,430 What, you think I'm Thelma? You're Thelma. 150 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,224 You are the most Thelma person I know. 151 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:52,769 No. This is my babymoon. No way am I Thelma. 152 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:56,314 Well, surely you ladies don't think that I'm Thelma. 153 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:59,109 You two really suck. 154 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:01,695 [ Engine starts ] Whoo! 155 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:05,031 ♪♪ 156 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,951 I'm telling you, dude. The makeup sex has been majestic... 157 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,911 Can I bounce? Bounce. 158 00:06:09,911 --> 00:06:12,205 ...when you mix in those levels of anger, 159 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:15,375 relief, codependency, and sheer horniness? 160 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,211 It's like "Fifty Shades of Grey" meets "The Shape of Water" 161 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,297 meets that one part in "A Star Is Born" 162 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:27,137 where Lady Gaga is like, "Ahhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhh-yah." 163 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,597 That was terrible. 164 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,724 Anyway, how was Valentine's with you and Lena? 165 00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,225 She wants to get back together. 166 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,060 Seriously? She said that? 167 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,021 What'd you say? Not much. 168 00:06:36,021 --> 00:06:37,939 Kinda let her twist in the wind. 169 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,399 Boooo! 170 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,735 What, I can't just cave right away, right? 171 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,069 No. Gotta make her work for it. 172 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,613 No, no, no, no, I don't like that, man. 173 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,530 That stinks. 174 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,656 She left for the weekend 175 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:48,825 without even knowing how you feel? 176 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,035 What are you talking about? 177 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,244 The girls left town. 178 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,871 They're doing "babymoon" with Maya. 179 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,581 She ask about me? Oh, my God. 180 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,791 Lena? Maya. 181 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:58,001 Hey, Frank. 182 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:59,919 Martin, this is Sugar Beard. 183 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:01,588 No. No. Yeah. Yeah. 184 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,215 AKA Country Music Face? Come here. 185 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,593 I just keep replayin' everything that went down, in my mind. 186 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,054 Wondering what I coulda done differently. 187 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:11,723 Is she nuts? 188 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,308 This guy's a smoke show. 189 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:15,393 You don't have to tell me. And his heart is so pure. 190 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,811 She left him? Yeah. 191 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,229 For Gene? [ Laughs ] 192 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,398 Oh, man. I really wish you hadn't just said that. 193 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:22,567 Now I have a mental image to fixate on. 194 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,319 How? All I said was "Gene." 195 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,363 He a funny guy? Gene Wilder? 196 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,281 Or maybe he's a bad boy. Gene Simmons. 197 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,784 [ Stammers ] Light on his feet? Gene Kelly. 198 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,243 Hold on. 199 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,828 If you tell me he's some BAFTA-winning 200 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,497 Gene Hackman mother lover, I swear to God, 201 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,290 I'm gonna walk right out into oncoming traffic! 202 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,625 Okay, dude. Whoa, Frank. No, come on. 203 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,126 Hey, it's okay. It's okay. 204 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:41,503 I don't even think it's that serious, buddy. 205 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:43,588 [ Exhales sharply ] Okay. I'm sorry, boys. 206 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,090 I'm spiraling. 207 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,550 I am stone cold spiraling and it is not a good look. 208 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:50,053 It's just every minute that passes, 209 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:52,305 I feel like she's slipping further away. 210 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:55,225 Yeah. 211 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:59,521 [ Carl Carlton's "She's A Bad Mama Jama (She's Built, She's Stacked)" plays ] 212 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:04,317 ♪♪ 213 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:08,279 ♪ She's a bad mama jama ♪ 214 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:11,533 Okay! There's a spa forty-five minutes north of here. 215 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:13,243 They only have three stars, 216 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:16,496 but they do manis, pedis, and erotic massage. 217 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,623 We're not going to a spa. 218 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:19,999 What?! 219 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:21,501 I thought the whole point of this weekend 220 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,378 was to treat ow'selves. 221 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,839 No, that was your whole point, not mine. 222 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,758 I think Maya wants to see the sights. 223 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,010 You know, feel like we're on an adventure. 224 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,680 Um, pull over. 225 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,515 ♪ I get so excited ♪ 226 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:38,685 ♪ Viewing her anatomy ♪ 227 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,311 You stop talking for me. 228 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,772 And you stop pushing your own agenda. 229 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,525 This trip is supposed to be about me. 230 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,695 And I'm so tired of always being the passenger. 231 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,363 Move over. 232 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,240 Wha-- Yeah. 233 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,366 Okay. 234 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,036 Big Mama at the wheel. 235 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,037 So, um -- Yeah. 236 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,539 So -- So, where are we heading? 237 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,374 Don't know. 238 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,002 I just have one small request. 239 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:05,211 Don't care. I'd like -- 240 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,547 [ Engine revs, tires screech ] 241 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:14,721 ♪♪ 242 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:23,730 ♪♪ 243 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:28,860 ♪♪ 244 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,528 [ Engine shuts off ] 245 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:39,454 ♪♪ 246 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,128 [ Slurping loudly ] 247 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,714 Mmm! 248 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,925 I'm tired. I'm gonna go get a room. 249 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,344 Really? You want to stay here? 250 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,099 Is there such a thing as pre-partum depression? 251 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,725 Because if so, she has it. 252 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,019 I don't know, but we're all going to get scabies 253 00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:05,063 if we sleep in these filthy beds. 254 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:09,943 Okay, I don't feel comfortable letting her drive anymore. 255 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,195 Did you see "Thelma and Louise"? 256 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,488 They die in the end. 257 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,366 ♪♪ 258 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:19,202 Here's the thing: I'm a soft-bro. 259 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:22,038 I'm cuddle-core. And so is Mason. 260 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,499 We sloppy cry, we wear our hearts on our sleeve, 261 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,167 we love Tove Lo. 262 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,712 And yet neither one of us is single. 263 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,715 Beer, beer, root beer. 264 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,425 If you still have feelings for Aunt Maya, 265 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,469 it can't hurt to just let her know, right? 266 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,388 Unless she has a restraining order. 267 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:42,767 Would we know? 268 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,773 I mean, I think you probably would have been served papers. 269 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,526 No, of course! Papers! Yeah! 270 00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,861 You would have been served papers, 271 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,571 that's how we'd know. -Okay, great. 272 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,738 -Yeah. -No restraining order. 273 00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,156 All: No restraining order! 274 00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:58,741 [ Door opens ] 275 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:01,160 Where's your mother? Hey, Grampa. 276 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,912 Has anyone seen either one of my girls? 277 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,414 Uh, yeah. They're on a road trip to t-- 278 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,665 Road trip! 279 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,542 Damn it. They got the Mustang. I knew it. 280 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,627 The answer was no in high school, the answer was no in college 281 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:10,753 and the answer is still no. 282 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,088 Okay, easy, easy, boss. 283 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:14,048 I know you're upset, but it's your daughters. 284 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:15,174 They're gonna bring it back. 285 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:16,551 I don't know that. 286 00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,886 C'mon, Henry. 287 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,345 You know where the car is -- 288 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,889 Do I? Where? 289 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,140 They're right here. 290 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,641 ♪♪ 291 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,143 Get off the hood, you imbecile! 292 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,353 You're gonna dent it with those hooker shoes! 293 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,771 [ Chuckles ] 294 00:11:28,771 --> 00:11:30,106 You son of a bitch! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 295 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,774 You son of a bitch! That's my wife! 296 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,484 -No! Whoa! -He's your elder! 297 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:34,986 Arthur, he is your elder! 298 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,529 I just hope those girls aren't stupid enough 299 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,197 to leave that car out there overnight, 300 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,283 because if they do, it probably will get stolen. 301 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,828 Apparently, there was a stabbing death there, two years ago. 302 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:45,538 Of course there was. 303 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,625 Sir, I know she's not mine. 304 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:52,211 But if something happens to her, my heart stops beating. 305 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,340 Who the hell is this guy? 306 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:56,799 Should we go get our girls? Yeah. 307 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,676 Hell, yeah. I'm in. 308 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:01,471 Henry. 309 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,934 I think I'll just let the cops do their thing. 310 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,936 [ Bird screeches ] 311 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:11,731 ♪♪ 312 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,942 Lena: So, you're unpacking. 313 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,026 Yep. 314 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,112 Okay. 315 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,783 Well, I guess, um, 316 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:26,579 Camille and I can sleep in this...bed tonight. 317 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:32,460 Uh, any idea what time you wanna be heading back tomorrow? 318 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,003 I'm not heading back tomorrow. 319 00:12:35,546 --> 00:12:37,298 Maya. I really like it here. 320 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:40,385 And, you know, the farther out I get, the more I realize: 321 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:42,887 I don't have anything to go back to. 322 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:46,099 Well, I do! Yeah, I got that, believe me! 323 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,143 You with the big house and all the money and the perfect life! 324 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,354 And you have even more than she does. 325 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,731 I don't know about that -- 326 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:55,733 But me? I-I got nothing. 327 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,860 Or I got next to nothing. 328 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:02,240 And I don't want my baby to wonder why I... 329 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,617 I still take money from Grampa 330 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:08,079 or have to do my laundry at my sister's house, 331 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:12,709 or why I had to use artificial insemination because... 332 00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:17,672 you know, because no man wanted to... 333 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,424 [ Sniffles ] [ Faucet turns on ] 334 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,093 Well, technically, Maya, Frank wanted to. 335 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,636 And what did I do to him? 336 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,513 I chased him away. Right? 337 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,891 Because he's got to be crazy if he wants to be with me. 338 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:33,062 Yes, I've spent my whole life chasing after guys 339 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,649 that are far more interested in karate than me. 340 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,859 Why? 341 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,446 Because you love karate? 342 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,282 [ Sobs ] 343 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,452 I don't want my baby to think that I'm pathetic. 344 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,370 Maya, stop it. 345 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,456 Your baby's not gonna judge you. 346 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,041 Okay? Your baby -- Look at me! 347 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,335 Your baby is gonna love you, because you're his mom. 348 00:13:57,628 --> 00:13:58,963 And you're not pathetic. 349 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:02,717 No. You are the strongest woman I know. 350 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,010 And you don't need a man. 351 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,678 [ Scoffs ] 352 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,639 That's so easy for you to say, because you have one. 353 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,975 You have one that idolizes you. 354 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,311 And you're not even married to Martin anymore, 355 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,938 and his whole life revolves around you. 356 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,316 I've -- I've never had that. 357 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:22,111 I've never -- I've never had anyone get down on one knee 358 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,822 and say that they couldn't live without me. 359 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,532 [ Sniffles ] 360 00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:30,995 [ Sobs ] 361 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,164 I can't live without you, Maya. 362 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,666 Me either. 363 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,502 [ Sobs ] 364 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:40,004 I need you and that little baby in my life. 365 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,172 [ Laughs ] 366 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,465 And I need you to stop crying 367 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,966 because you're making me cry -- 368 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,384 [ Laughs ] 369 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,929 And your mascara's running. 370 00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,555 And you look like a hoodrat. 371 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,433 [ Laughter ] 372 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:56,187 Come on, lady. This is your babymoon. 373 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,856 We need to get out of this depressing motel room, 374 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,692 and we'll go do whatever you want. 375 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:05,071 Okay? No side-eye from either of us. 376 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,364 Promise. 377 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,658 [ Sighs ] Okay. 378 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,118 [ Laughs ] 379 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,370 Okay, there is one thing. 380 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:16,082 Um, a lady at the front desk said there's a saloon 381 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,918 like three miles from here. 382 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,213 And I really wanna ride the mechanical bull. 383 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:25,883 Great! Great! 384 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:28,845 [ Indistinct conversations ] 385 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:33,057 Whoo-hoo! [ Laughs ] 386 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,308 Let me grab them. 387 00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:35,935 Yeee-haaa! 388 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,353 Get 'em, girl. 389 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,564 Hey, can this go any faster?! 390 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,274 Do not make this go any faster. 391 00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,026 All right? This is the absolute max. 392 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,611 You see, the old Lena 393 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,113 never would have let her pregnant sister 394 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,240 ride a mechanical bull. 395 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,784 Martin? 396 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,036 What are you doing here? 397 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,372 Uh, well, I didn't realize that [sighs] you were gonna 398 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,458 skip town after you dropped that bombshell on me this morning. 399 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,294 Yeah, well, you didn't really say anything 400 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,255 after I issued my feelings advisory, so. 401 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,592 Well, after all these years... 402 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,510 what more is there to say, woman? 403 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,807 Did you drive all the way up here just to show me that ring? 404 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,434 No, ma'am. 405 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,895 I drove all the way up here to sweep you off your feet. 406 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,356 Oh. Oh, no, don't. Come here. 407 00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,150 Don't, Martin. I'm serious. Come here. Giddyap, cowgirl. 408 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,860 I-I had a very big dinner, I carbo-loaded, 409 00:16:25,860 --> 00:16:28,863 and I don't like being picked up! Giddyap, cowgirl. 410 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:32,366 I put that ring on a week ago, you didn't even notice. 411 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,702 Is that true? 412 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,747 ♪ I'm so happy that I ♪ 413 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:41,125 ♪ Can't stop crying ♪ 414 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,877 ♪ I'm so happy ♪ 415 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,712 Hey. Hmm? 416 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:46,881 No giving up this time. 417 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:47,882 No matter what. 418 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,884 Forever and ever. 419 00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,177 Deal? 420 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,888 Deal. 421 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,349 ♪ I'm laughing through my tears ♪ [ Applause ] 422 00:16:56,349 --> 00:17:00,061 ♪ I'm laughing through my tears ♪ Whoo-hoo! 423 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,480 [ Cheering ] 424 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,566 [ Wilco's "I'm The Man Who Loves You" plays ] 425 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,236 Oh, no, it's -- it's not me. 426 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,528 It's her. 427 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:14,575 ♪♪ 428 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,911 Not her. You. 429 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:25,586 ♪♪ 430 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:29,048 [ Laughter ] 431 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,633 ♪ All I can see is black and white ♪ 432 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:32,218 Oh, yeah! Whoo! 433 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,220 ♪ And white and pink with blades of blue ♪ 434 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,640 ♪ That lay between the words I think on a page ♪ [ Laughs ] 435 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,517 ♪ I was meaning to send to you ♪ Oh, yeah! 436 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,644 ♪ I couldn't tell if it bring my heart ♪ Whoo! 437 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:44,397 ♪ The way I wanted when I started ♪ Yeah! 438 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,983 ♪ Writing this letter to you ♪ Whoo! 439 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,777 Whoo-hoo! 440 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,821 ♪ But if I could, you know I would ♪ 441 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:54,031 ♪ Just hold your hand and you'd understand ♪ [ Laughter ] 442 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,867 Go, Arthur! ♪ I'm the man who loves you ♪ 443 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,287 [ Cheers and applause ] 444 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,956 I-I'm sorry, Maya. I know that was a-a big swing. 445 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:04,417 And I know you said you never wanted to see me again, 446 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,127 and so if you're not feeling it, that's okay. 447 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,920 I'm -- I'm feeling it. 448 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:12,133 I'm...I'm feeling all of it. 449 00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,969 I just... 450 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:18,139 think I might be having this baby. 451 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,640 What? Right now? Right here? 452 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,310 [ Whimpers ] Uh, okay. 453 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,020 Slide on out there, FJ! 454 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,980 Follow my voice! No, FJ! 455 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,691 We are not having this baby in the Cowboy Palace Saloon. 456 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,735 Let's go. Right. 457 00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:34,363 It's not stolen, okay? It's my Grampa's car. 458 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,073 Here, talk to him. 459 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,491 [ Chuckling ] Yeah. 460 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,660 Okay. 461 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,245 We'll make sure Mason gets home. 462 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,705 You make sure she gets to the hospital. 463 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,332 It's better to get you to your hospital. 464 00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:46,334 But don't worry, we have plenty of time. 465 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,044 First babies are never quick. 466 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:50,338 But just in case... floor it! 467 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:53,007 [ Engine revs ] 468 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,425 Officer: Stop the car. 469 00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,260 That vehicle's been reported stolen. 470 00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,638 [ Siren wailing ] Stop the car. 471 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,767 Looks like I got my police chase after all... 472 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,061 Whoo-whoo! 473 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,856 Anything like that. Yeah. 474 00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,524 Hey! 475 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:13,194 No baby. It was a false alarm. 476 00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,279 Oh. Uh, I'll take it from here. 477 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:17,365 Thanks. Thank you. 478 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,200 -Ah. -Sorry! 479 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:21,702 Oh, my God. 480 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,788 Where to, milady? 481 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:28,376 Um...I think I'm gonna stay at my dad's tonight. 482 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:30,378 Okay. Then I'm gonna sleep in my car 483 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:32,880 outside your dad's house -- i-if that's okay. 484 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,132 Yeah, that's okay. 485 00:19:35,132 --> 00:19:37,385 ♪♪ 486 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,720 Um, thanks for everything. Sorry about the scare. 487 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,305 We'll call you later. Okay. 488 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:43,808 Bye. 489 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,393 [ Laughs ] 490 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,686 Some night, huh? Oh, my God. Some night. 491 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,063 [ Elevator bell dings ] 492 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,564 -Clear the hall. -Whoa! 493 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:53,734 Breathing great. Nice and slow. 494 00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,237 [ Phoebe Bridgers' "Motion Sickness" plays ] 495 00:19:56,237 --> 00:20:02,743 ♪♪ 496 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:08,916 ♪ I hate you for what you did ♪ 497 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:13,629 ♪ And I miss you like a little kid ♪ 498 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:17,758 ♪ I faked it every time ♪ 499 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,219 ♪ But that's all right ♪ 500 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,847 ♪ I can hardly feel anything ♪ 501 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,599 ♪ I hardly feel anything ♪ 502 00:20:25,599 --> 00:20:27,184 ♪ At all ♪ 503 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:31,313 ♪♪ 504 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,819 You saw them kissing? Gross. So gross. 505 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,404 Really? I think it's beautiful. 506 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,281 You know, Dad's finally ready to admit 507 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,367 that without Mom, he's just a broken, lonely, old -- 508 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,119 Milo: Happy birthday, my babies. 509 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,787 Daddy loves you. 510 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,622 What the heck? 511 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,959 Josh is a mommy. And I'm a daddy. 512 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,503 You are seriously confused. No, I'm not. 513 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:58,090 That little green one right there looks just like me. 514 00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,968 They're so...tiny! 515 00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,136 Hey, look, there's three of them. 516 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,180 Just like us. 517 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,473 No, look. 518 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,766 ♪♪ 519 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,727 I think there's gonna be four. 520 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,312 Four? 521 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,563 What a blessing. 522 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,440 Aww... 523 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,151 I hope the other guys are nice to the new one when he hatches. 524 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,653 They will be.