1 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,484 Grant us, Lord, the wisdom and the grace to use right... 2 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:26,398 the time that is left to us here on Earth. 3 00:03:26,515 --> 00:03:30,530 Lead us to repent of our sins, the evil we have done... 4 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:33,517 and the good we have not done. 5 00:03:33,617 --> 00:03:37,140 And strengthen us to follow the steps of Your son... 6 00:03:37,302 --> 00:03:41,577 in the way that leads to the fullness of eternal life. 7 00:03:41,737 --> 00:03:45,185 For Jesus Christ, Our Lord, Amen. 8 00:03:45,650 --> 00:03:46,650 Amen. 9 00:04:06,875 --> 00:04:08,475 Bastard! 10 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:12,585 Still owes me for a lobster. 11 00:04:19,357 --> 00:04:22,849 It's like that David Bowie film: "The Man Who Fell to Earth". 12 00:04:22,968 --> 00:04:26,881 No, it's not! Trevethyn jumped off a plane without a parachute. 13 00:04:26,981 --> 00:04:29,982 - In the film, Bowie was an alien. - "Is" an alien. 14 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:32,406 Don't start with that bollocks. 15 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:35,940 There are many people in show biz that are from off-world. 16 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:38,680 Have you ever looked into David Bowie's eyes? 17 00:04:39,232 --> 00:04:42,420 By that same token, you could say that Charlie was an alien. 18 00:04:42,537 --> 00:04:44,137 Exactly! 19 00:04:45,104 --> 00:04:48,031 - Charlie, more wine? - Thanks, Grace. 20 00:04:48,974 --> 00:04:51,901 - House looks lovely! - Oh, thank you. 21 00:04:52,236 --> 00:04:54,599 - Maurice? - Yeah, thank you. 22 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:58,903 - Thank you, Grace. - Thank you, Grace. 23 00:05:02,631 --> 00:05:06,067 - Tongue. Sausage rolls in the kitchen. - Thank you. 24 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,211 - Wash your hands. - Okay. 25 00:05:10,155 --> 00:05:12,125 Grace, who are you looking for? 26 00:05:12,242 --> 00:05:14,517 Matthew, there you are! 27 00:05:15,025 --> 00:05:19,345 Would you check the humidifier in the greenhouse? I completely forgot. 28 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:23,259 It's done! I did it yesterday when you asked me. 29 00:05:24,072 --> 00:05:26,649 Don't know what I'd do without him. 30 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:34,088 What kind of injuries would someone have if they fell from that height? 31 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,858 - Very bad ones. - Why did he do it? 32 00:05:37,958 --> 00:05:39,925 We don't really know. 33 00:05:40,025 --> 00:05:44,090 Maybe he thought he was going to the bathroom and picked the wrong door. 34 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:48,006 Yes, very likely. Would you excuse me? 35 00:05:49,905 --> 00:05:53,050 - I'm gonna get you! - No, you're not! You can't catch me! 36 00:05:54,037 --> 00:05:55,037 Matt. 37 00:05:56,211 --> 00:05:58,356 - Have you got any? - No. There's none about. 38 00:05:58,516 --> 00:06:00,116 Matthew. 39 00:06:01,213 --> 00:06:03,663 - Alright, come on. - Good. 40 00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:12,695 She's not here, Grace. 41 00:06:12,795 --> 00:06:17,665 - Who's not here? - She left just after the service. 42 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:21,492 - Did you talk to her? - No. 43 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:34,671 - Do you think she'll leave? - She loves it here. 44 00:06:35,224 --> 00:06:39,803 Diana thinks it was an accident. He was just looking for the lavatory. 45 00:06:40,919 --> 00:06:43,586 I imagine he went on the way down. 46 00:06:44,921 --> 00:06:46,748 Is this the last of it? 47 00:06:46,848 --> 00:06:49,937 Enjoy. It's gonna be a long cold winter. 48 00:06:50,271 --> 00:06:51,546 All right, Alfred? 49 00:06:51,663 --> 00:06:54,459 - Hi, Dr. Bamford! - Hi, Matthew. 50 00:06:54,577 --> 00:06:57,534 I wonder if you could do me a favor, doctor. 51 00:06:57,634 --> 00:07:00,731 My ear needs to be looked at again. It's still... 52 00:07:00,831 --> 00:07:06,418 still giving me gyp. I'll pop into the surgery tomorrow. 53 00:07:06,841 --> 00:07:09,855 Okay. Well, I'd better be off. 54 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:14,291 There's reports of salmon poachers out in the estuary. 55 00:07:17,714 --> 00:07:19,727 You alright? 56 00:07:21,498 --> 00:07:23,773 You have no idea. 57 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,384 My mom wanted to get one of those dishwashers. 58 00:07:35,501 --> 00:07:39,299 My dad said "no". She's already got one. Him. 59 00:07:45,028 --> 00:07:48,463 If there's anything I can do, Grace, you know, in the house... 60 00:07:48,563 --> 00:07:52,476 Well, everyone's been very kind, but, really... 61 00:07:53,288 --> 00:07:55,086 - I'm fine. - I'll do that. 62 00:07:55,203 --> 00:07:56,739 No, it's... 63 00:07:57,291 --> 00:07:58,608 Harvey! 64 00:07:59,161 --> 00:08:00,961 I'm fine. 65 00:08:01,553 --> 00:08:03,153 Right-o. 66 00:08:54,656 --> 00:08:56,844 - Morning, Matthew. - Hi ya. 67 00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:03,281 - Hello, Joyce. - Good morning, Grace. 68 00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:12,412 - Morning, Tom! - Hello, Grace! 69 00:09:17,575 --> 00:09:19,677 Good morning, ladies. 70 00:09:26,361 --> 00:09:28,504 Morning, Grace. 71 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:33,896 I'd like a package of paracetamol and I'd like to settle my account. 72 00:09:34,231 --> 00:09:36,233 Oh, no... We've... 73 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,755 Lost our accounts. Why don't you pay us next month? 74 00:09:38,855 --> 00:09:40,769 - Lost the accounts? - Yes. 75 00:09:40,887 --> 00:09:43,466 It's very mysterious. 76 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:47,381 - I'll just take the paracetamol. - Right so. 77 00:09:47,497 --> 00:09:49,424 How much is that? 78 00:09:49,846 --> 00:09:52,046 Five pence. 79 00:09:53,021 --> 00:09:54,948 No, it's £1,25 on the box. 80 00:09:55,108 --> 00:09:57,165 Special offer. 81 00:10:00,154 --> 00:10:01,993 Thank you. 82 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:05,515 Right. Thank you. 83 00:10:05,677 --> 00:10:08,081 - Bye-bye now. - Bye-bye. 84 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:43,658 I can extend the overdraft... 85 00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:48,745 a bit. And maybe you can find out if there's a life insurance policy. 86 00:10:48,907 --> 00:10:52,659 - Investments. - I don't understand, it's a mistake. 87 00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:58,618 Your late husband used the house as an asset to raise capital. 88 00:10:59,083 --> 00:11:01,750 As you have no children, you'll inherit the estate... 89 00:11:01,867 --> 00:11:04,969 but you'll also inherit the mortgage. 90 00:11:05,174 --> 00:11:09,056 Fine. The house's 300 years old. The mortgage must be paid off by now. 91 00:11:09,304 --> 00:11:11,218 You don't understand. 92 00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:16,711 He used the house as collateral for loans to finance business deals. 93 00:11:16,871 --> 00:11:20,277 None of which, actually, took off. 94 00:11:20,393 --> 00:11:23,843 - What about the money he left me? - There isn't any. 95 00:11:24,743 --> 00:11:28,497 And there are the mortgage payments. 96 00:11:28,614 --> 00:11:31,890 - How much are they? - Two thousand pounds a month. 97 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:09,856 I'll be up your flu in a minute or two 98 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,423 Cause I know where to find it 99 00:12:12,540 --> 00:12:15,032 It's on your back and it's called... 100 00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:17,207 Hey, how are you doing? 101 00:12:17,890 --> 00:12:21,077 Matthew, I've got some bad news, I'm afraid. 102 00:12:21,195 --> 00:12:22,595 I know. 103 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,820 - Have you tried plant food? - I tried everything. 104 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:35,090 They died on purpose. I even talk to them. 105 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:37,299 - What do you say? - "Would you mind not dying?" 106 00:12:37,461 --> 00:12:39,417 You really are a crap gardener, Matthew. 107 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:41,953 What do I know about plants? I'm from Glasgow! 108 00:12:42,114 --> 00:12:45,419 - I hate this. I really hate this. - Will somebody else do it? 109 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:49,044 - We're sea people. - He's not. He's a doctor! 110 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,435 I don't have a fabulous record when it comes to keeping things alive. 111 00:12:52,595 --> 00:12:54,870 It's like the signs. 112 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,739 What signs? 113 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,741 Armageddon. 114 00:12:58,859 --> 00:13:02,786 Final conflict. A man falls from the sky... 115 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,612 you lose your job, and all the plants are dying. 116 00:13:07,861 --> 00:13:10,179 I meant to do that. 117 00:13:11,297 --> 00:13:14,920 Do you have a stock portfolio, perhaps? 118 00:13:15,081 --> 00:13:17,964 - What's that? - I don't know. 119 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:20,778 I just thought you might have one. 120 00:13:20,878 --> 00:13:25,487 No, there's nothing like that. It's just bills and letters of credit. 121 00:13:26,475 --> 00:13:31,446 I don't understand. There are accounts here of companies I haven't heard of. 122 00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:35,491 We've got a Swiss bank account. 123 00:13:35,652 --> 00:13:38,535 There's nothing in it, but we do have one. 124 00:13:39,828 --> 00:13:44,407 I'm sure there's something tucked away somewhere. 125 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,146 That's what I thought, Gerald. 126 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,669 But no. No, there's not. 127 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:53,627 There's nothing! 128 00:13:55,180 --> 00:13:58,280 What in God's name am I going to do? 129 00:14:25,622 --> 00:14:28,986 - Are you alright? You look peaky. - I'm fine. 130 00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:33,290 - I've just a bad hangover. - I can't remember if we drank much. 131 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:38,366 God, you're really ill. You never get hangovers... 132 00:14:38,466 --> 00:14:41,946 - I'll be fine once I get on the boat. - You shouldn't go to work. 133 00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:44,424 I think you should see the doctor. 134 00:14:45,977 --> 00:14:48,729 I can't see anyone without an appointment. 135 00:14:50,413 --> 00:14:52,471 - Tea? - Yes, please! 136 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,458 Hey, what are you doing? Get off! Get off of there! 137 00:14:57,558 --> 00:15:01,416 Given your recent troubles, we rather thought you'd want to cancel. 138 00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:03,939 It's only a tea party. We could have it anywhere. 139 00:15:04,039 --> 00:15:07,996 But we always have it here. It's tradition. 140 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,344 I've been working on a new hybrid. 141 00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:13,694 "Phalanopsis pathopedilum." It's beautiful! 142 00:15:14,899 --> 00:15:17,608 Alright, ladies. Back to business. 143 00:15:17,725 --> 00:15:20,291 Do we invite Dr. Bamford... 144 00:15:20,391 --> 00:15:23,784 given his disgraceful display last year? 145 00:15:24,337 --> 00:15:27,350 No! Come on, sir. Off the mower! 146 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,611 - What's going on? - Afternoon, Mrs. Trevethyn. 147 00:15:30,773 --> 00:15:32,742 Hello, Bob. Terry. 148 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:35,396 - How's your mom's hip, Bob? - Much better, thanks. 149 00:15:35,557 --> 00:15:38,527 - Good, good. - They wanna take the lawn mower. 150 00:15:39,994 --> 00:15:44,919 It's the finance company. There haven't been any payments. 151 00:15:47,256 --> 00:15:50,182 Well, you'd better take it, then. 152 00:15:57,563 --> 00:16:00,011 I'm really sorry. 153 00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:23,332 Matthew! Matthew, you don't have to do this. 154 00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:26,802 It's alright! You paid me till the end of the week. 155 00:16:27,573 --> 00:16:30,674 I don't believe he even lied about the lawn mower. 156 00:16:32,704 --> 00:16:35,197 He lied about everything. 157 00:16:45,795 --> 00:16:49,665 - Can't you get a job? - What could I do? 158 00:16:49,765 --> 00:16:51,679 You could... 159 00:16:52,578 --> 00:16:55,724 - Do you want a cup of tea? - No, thank you. 160 00:16:56,451 --> 00:16:58,421 Matthew... 161 00:16:58,538 --> 00:17:02,117 I'm really sorry about your job. - It's alright. 162 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:05,161 You're gonna have to get a goat. 163 00:17:06,757 --> 00:17:10,206 - If there's anything else I can do. - I was hoping you would say that. 164 00:17:10,889 --> 00:17:12,597 - Why? - Grace... 165 00:17:12,716 --> 00:17:15,557 you are the best gardener in the world. 166 00:17:16,196 --> 00:17:19,253 I've got some plants that are really sick. 167 00:17:19,632 --> 00:17:22,558 - They desperately need help. - Well, where are they? 168 00:17:25,328 --> 00:17:26,328 What? 169 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,697 - Why are you whispering? - I don't wanna wake up any squirrels. 170 00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:55,002 Just through here. Here! 171 00:17:55,163 --> 00:17:59,046 - Are these Gerald's plants? - No, no. They're mine. 172 00:17:59,642 --> 00:18:02,223 I think I may have over watered them. 173 00:18:05,384 --> 00:18:09,832 I'm not stupid, Matthew. I know what this is. 174 00:18:10,950 --> 00:18:12,790 What is it? 175 00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:15,400 - Hemp. - Is it? 176 00:18:16,648 --> 00:18:19,430 - Alright, it's hemp. - They're not getting enough light. 177 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,618 They're never going to grow in the dark down here. 178 00:18:21,735 --> 00:18:25,794 - I didn't want anybody to see them. - You wouldn't, would you? 179 00:18:26,694 --> 00:18:31,534 For these poor things to grow, they need some decent soil and better light. 180 00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,970 Okay, thanks. 181 00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:43,015 Come on, let's take one back to the greenhouse, see what we can do. 182 00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,591 You may not want to do that. 183 00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:49,236 I'm a gardener. These are sick plants. 184 00:18:49,353 --> 00:18:50,953 Alright. 185 00:18:58,052 --> 00:19:00,891 - Look! There's Gerald! - He won't see us. His eyes are bad. 186 00:19:01,009 --> 00:19:02,674 Quick! Quick! 187 00:19:02,923 --> 00:19:06,414 - Where have you been? - It's brilliant, Nicky. 188 00:19:06,533 --> 00:19:08,676 - I've saved the plants. - How? 189 00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:10,894 - I called in an expert. - Who? 190 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:13,677 The best gardener in the world. 191 00:19:13,795 --> 00:19:16,143 - Grace! - Grace? 192 00:19:16,243 --> 00:19:20,332 It's fantastic! It's compensation for laying me off. Isn't that nice? 193 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:22,898 - I don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know? 194 00:19:23,059 --> 00:19:26,842 Hasn't she got enough problems without getting into drugs? 195 00:19:26,942 --> 00:19:30,684 - What are you talking about, drugs? - You know what I'm talking about. 196 00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:34,901 They're still illegal. She's very vulnerable just now. 197 00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:38,627 I hope you're not taking advantage of her. 198 00:19:38,727 --> 00:19:41,076 I'm doing this for us! 199 00:19:41,455 --> 00:19:44,338 - Is this how you say "thanks"? - No. 200 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,731 I've got a much better way. 201 00:19:48,936 --> 00:19:51,502 Congratulations, Mr. Stuart. 202 00:19:51,602 --> 00:19:54,995 You are tonight's lucky Scotsman. 203 00:20:21,598 --> 00:20:24,567 - Well, I either am or I'm not. - No, no, you definitely are. 204 00:20:25,032 --> 00:20:27,091 Pregnant indeed. 205 00:20:27,991 --> 00:20:30,439 - Is that a good thing? - Yes. 206 00:20:31,948 --> 00:20:34,006 Yes, it's brilliant. 207 00:20:34,645 --> 00:20:37,210 Any idea who the father is? 208 00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:41,443 I think I know. I saw some of the chromosomes had little kilts on. 209 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,053 Very funny. 210 00:20:44,518 --> 00:20:47,647 I do have some bad news, though. 211 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,011 - What? - There's a risk of ginger hair. 212 00:20:52,693 --> 00:20:56,795 - Piss off. - How are all our plants doing? 213 00:20:57,869 --> 00:21:00,100 He's called in an expert. 214 00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:03,102 Sounds good. 215 00:21:03,393 --> 00:21:09,146 Don't mention the baby yet. I wanna tell him when the time is right. 216 00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:12,625 What baby? Have a sweetie. 217 00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:21,106 - Will she live, doctor? - I think so. 218 00:21:21,919 --> 00:21:25,630 - Where did these seeds come from? - A guy in a pub in Bodmin. 219 00:21:26,574 --> 00:21:28,805 I mean what kind are they? 220 00:21:28,966 --> 00:21:31,414 They're "Indicasativa" hybrids. 221 00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:34,489 "Purple Haze" with "Early Pearl" crossed with "Ruderalis". 222 00:21:34,589 --> 00:21:38,285 But anyway, they're designed to grow in a very sunny climate. 223 00:21:38,403 --> 00:21:40,199 If you say so. 224 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:43,460 Is it the bud the bit you're after? 225 00:21:46,971 --> 00:21:47,971 Look. 226 00:21:52,885 --> 00:21:56,726 - What is it? - That's the start of a new bud. 227 00:21:58,409 --> 00:22:01,205 You did that in 24 hours? 228 00:22:01,498 --> 00:22:03,857 - You're a witch. - It's not me, really. 229 00:22:03,976 --> 00:22:06,467 It's just a question of having enough light. 230 00:22:06,585 --> 00:22:09,555 No light, no buds. Simple. 231 00:22:12,544 --> 00:22:15,427 - Yes? - Is it alright if I park there? 232 00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:16,826 - Yes. - Dogs? 233 00:22:16,926 --> 00:22:20,124 - Dogs? - Dogs. Do you have dogs? 234 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:23,242 Postmen and surveyors. Irresistible to our canine friends. 235 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,517 - No, there's no dogs. - Good. 236 00:22:25,982 --> 00:22:27,808 Yes, fabulous hall. 237 00:22:27,908 --> 00:22:31,474 - Can I help you? - No, no. I'm fine on my own. 238 00:22:31,593 --> 00:22:35,346 - Tea is always nice. - You've come to the wrong house. 239 00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:38,042 I'm sorry, Nigel Plimpton. 240 00:22:38,246 --> 00:22:40,956 Trevethyn? Liac House? 241 00:22:41,770 --> 00:22:45,132 Evaluation for Ramptons redebts outstanding. 242 00:22:45,248 --> 00:22:48,045 It's a standard procedure before a house is put up for auction. 243 00:22:48,163 --> 00:22:50,438 But the house is not for auction. 244 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:54,395 I'm afraid it will be. 245 00:22:54,599 --> 00:22:56,439 Here, look. 246 00:22:56,773 --> 00:23:00,426 People in your position often stop opening their mail... 247 00:23:00,526 --> 00:23:03,963 so I'm the first real proof it's all happening. 248 00:23:05,038 --> 00:23:07,660 I'll beg you to leave, please. 249 00:23:07,778 --> 00:23:09,747 I'm sorry. I can't. 250 00:23:09,865 --> 00:23:14,400 - I really must do this. - I'd like you to leave as well. 251 00:23:17,258 --> 00:23:19,881 Call the office to reschedule. 252 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,144 Thank you. 253 00:23:29,261 --> 00:23:31,928 Ramptons is an enormous investment trust. 254 00:23:32,089 --> 00:23:35,525 John's syndicate took a huge tumble. 255 00:23:35,625 --> 00:23:38,540 I'd no idea he had business interest in the city. 256 00:23:38,656 --> 00:23:40,627 Yes, but how much do I owe them? 257 00:23:40,744 --> 00:23:45,105 If you don't pay the money owing, they can claim any or all... 258 00:23:45,397 --> 00:23:47,584 of your assets. 259 00:23:47,702 --> 00:23:50,890 This, of course, would include... 260 00:23:51,007 --> 00:23:54,848 the house. - How much do I owe them, Melvyn? 261 00:23:55,486 --> 00:23:57,848 300 thousand pounds. 262 00:23:58,835 --> 00:24:01,155 Approximately. 263 00:24:41,587 --> 00:24:43,187 Bastard! 264 00:25:35,864 --> 00:25:37,747 - Matthew? - Yeah? 265 00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:40,227 You know that plant... 266 00:25:40,343 --> 00:25:42,836 I'm looking after for you? 267 00:25:43,650 --> 00:25:47,011 - How much is it worth? - It hasn't died, has it? 268 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:50,402 No, no, it's thriving! I just... 269 00:25:51,041 --> 00:25:53,100 wondered how much you'd get for it. 270 00:25:54,435 --> 00:25:57,536 Ounce for ounce, the really good stuff is worth more than gold. 271 00:26:00,784 --> 00:26:03,320 Greenhouse, now! 272 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:08,409 Here's what I think: we take cuttings from the mother plant... 273 00:26:08,570 --> 00:26:12,105 root them, grow them hydroponically and go straight to budding. 274 00:26:12,221 --> 00:26:14,341 We could have the first harvest in a matter of weeks. 275 00:26:14,484 --> 00:26:18,543 You could clear what you need in the 1st run and in the time you've got. 276 00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:22,456 You haven't given it any thought, then. 277 00:26:23,096 --> 00:26:25,631 You can't tell anybody. 278 00:26:35,925 --> 00:26:39,592 He just started. We've got at least an hour. 279 00:26:48,015 --> 00:26:50,378 - Sorry. - You've done it all 280 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:54,161 You've broken every code 281 00:26:55,714 --> 00:27:00,816 Hold the rebel to the floor 282 00:27:02,324 --> 00:27:07,947 You've spoiled the game No matter what you say 283 00:27:09,195 --> 00:27:13,950 For only metal What a bore 284 00:27:14,068 --> 00:27:18,081 Be reasonable. That piece is worth that alone! 285 00:27:18,459 --> 00:27:21,591 I'm being very fair, Mrs. T. Very good price I'm giving you. 286 00:27:21,691 --> 00:27:25,258 - It's daylight robbery! - What else do you got? 287 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:32,220 Come and see me Make me smile 288 00:27:32,897 --> 00:27:35,044 Or do what you want 289 00:27:35,204 --> 00:27:37,404 Run on wild 290 00:27:41,423 --> 00:27:43,923 There's nothing left 291 00:27:44,023 --> 00:27:47,569 All gone and runaway 292 00:27:48,599 --> 00:27:52,569 Maybe you'll tarry For a while 293 00:27:53,121 --> 00:27:55,353 - Is it this blue one, Jack? - That's right. 294 00:27:55,469 --> 00:28:00,268 It's just a test A game for us to play 295 00:28:00,385 --> 00:28:02,138 Hi, Grace. 296 00:28:02,603 --> 00:28:05,878 - Hello, Nicky! - I haven't seen you for days. 297 00:28:05,995 --> 00:28:08,575 - Are you okay? - Yes! Busy. 298 00:28:09,780 --> 00:28:11,836 What are you doing? 299 00:28:12,041 --> 00:28:15,142 I'm building a fence. Keep out the rabbits. 300 00:28:15,651 --> 00:28:17,315 With electrical wire? 301 00:28:17,955 --> 00:28:21,043 - It's an electric fence. - Okay. 302 00:28:21,143 --> 00:28:24,362 Is Matt up at the house? I just gotta see him about something. 303 00:28:24,479 --> 00:28:28,493 No, he's out. He's looking for a transformer. 304 00:28:28,697 --> 00:28:30,799 For the electric fence. 305 00:28:32,003 --> 00:28:35,104 If you do see him, would you tell him I'll meet him at the pub at 7? 306 00:28:35,309 --> 00:28:36,931 Yeah, right-o. 307 00:28:38,570 --> 00:28:40,628 - Bye! - Bye! 308 00:28:51,225 --> 00:28:53,066 Good book, is it? 309 00:28:55,532 --> 00:28:57,937 Oh, Jackie Collins. 310 00:28:59,142 --> 00:29:03,156 I'm reading a Kafka at the moment. Not very funny. 311 00:29:03,753 --> 00:29:07,766 Except the one about a bloke that turns into a beetle. Really wacky. 312 00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:12,594 Wouldn't get anybody turning into a beetle in a Jackie Collins. 313 00:29:13,103 --> 00:29:16,030 You might get someone sleeping with a beetle. 314 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:22,683 "He wrapped her up, in his stick-like arms, all six of them..." 315 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,598 tapping her sensuously on the head... 316 00:29:26,715 --> 00:29:29,773 "with his wiggly wobbly aerials." 317 00:29:31,890 --> 00:29:35,991 That's it. If he comes in now, tell him I left in a huff. 318 00:29:36,196 --> 00:29:37,731 - Alright, love. - Good night. 319 00:29:37,849 --> 00:29:41,037 - Probably lying in your couch asleep. - Yeah, you're right. 320 00:29:46,808 --> 00:29:48,008 Sorry. 321 00:29:54,115 --> 00:29:59,768 It gives me great pleasure to ask Dame Reggae Spliff of Port Liac... 322 00:29:59,868 --> 00:30:02,478 to switch on this year's illumination. 323 00:30:02,638 --> 00:30:05,174 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 324 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:15,395 When I die And they lay me to rest 325 00:30:15,556 --> 00:30:18,613 Gonna go to the place that's the best 326 00:30:19,557 --> 00:30:22,122 When they lay me down to die 327 00:30:22,222 --> 00:30:26,659 Going up to the spirit in the sky 328 00:30:26,907 --> 00:30:30,573 Going up to the spirit in the sky 329 00:30:32,734 --> 00:30:36,314 - Where are you? - Here we are... 330 00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:41,967 I'm gonna go to a place that's best 331 00:30:52,262 --> 00:30:55,101 They were up at the house, I swear it. 332 00:31:04,962 --> 00:31:07,162 I told you. 333 00:31:07,441 --> 00:31:10,542 - That's a lot of light. - Let's call the police... 334 00:31:10,703 --> 00:31:12,541 and the RAF. They'll wanna be included. 335 00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:17,225 Let's just go back into the pub. I wanna discuss something with you. 336 00:31:17,325 --> 00:31:20,457 Are you out of your fucking mind? We gotta save Grace! 337 00:31:20,575 --> 00:31:24,067 I know what's causing the lights. Just get back into the pub. 338 00:31:26,403 --> 00:31:29,534 - Is it gonna blow? - No, I don't think so. 339 00:31:29,634 --> 00:31:31,548 That's it. 340 00:31:34,884 --> 00:31:37,809 - Well, how do you know? - I've seen it before in Amsterdam... 341 00:31:37,927 --> 00:31:41,116 years ago, when I was on a medical study, studying something medical. 342 00:31:41,363 --> 00:31:44,378 - So that's her plan, then? - From what Matt's been saying... 343 00:31:44,495 --> 00:31:48,204 and putting 2 and 2 together... - It kinda warms the heart... 344 00:31:48,322 --> 00:31:51,802 Grace carrying on the local tradition of complete contempt for the law. 345 00:31:51,902 --> 00:31:55,641 - Makes you proud. - Did you try that stuff, doctor? 346 00:31:55,759 --> 00:31:58,817 Once, at university. Didn't inhale. 347 00:31:59,021 --> 00:32:00,621 Evening. 348 00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:03,022 - Evening. - All right? 349 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:04,775 Drinking after hours, Charlie? 350 00:32:04,979 --> 00:32:06,950 Private party, sergeant. 351 00:32:07,111 --> 00:32:09,415 Lagaboollen. 16 year-old. 352 00:32:09,515 --> 00:32:14,038 Just a small one. Any of you noticed those lights out towards Liac House? 353 00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:15,809 - No. - No. 354 00:32:15,909 --> 00:32:18,257 - How's your ear? - Any luck with those poachers? 355 00:32:18,374 --> 00:32:22,475 I'll get them, just a matter of time. Crime never pays. 356 00:32:22,593 --> 00:32:25,172 - Certainly not. - Certainly. 357 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:33,956 - Where have you been? - Nowhere. 358 00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:35,957 - What have you been up to? - Nothing. 359 00:32:36,076 --> 00:32:38,654 Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up. 360 00:32:38,903 --> 00:32:42,526 I was working up at the house. I lost track of time. Sorry. 361 00:32:42,686 --> 00:32:45,513 I waited for ages in the pub. Didn't Grace tell you? 362 00:32:45,613 --> 00:32:49,788 She did. I was really, really busy. I'm really, really sorry. 363 00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:53,993 - I've got something to tell you. - Good, me too. Sit. 364 00:32:54,093 --> 00:32:57,355 - Let me go first. It's really good. - So is mine. 365 00:32:57,690 --> 00:32:59,791 Right, you go first. 366 00:33:00,344 --> 00:33:03,487 - No, you go first. - Alright. 367 00:33:03,780 --> 00:33:07,402 I'm moving the plants up to Liac House. They're gonna grow quickly. 368 00:33:07,562 --> 00:33:09,987 There's a special way of growing them. It's called "hydroponics". 369 00:33:10,087 --> 00:33:13,187 Grace is a good gardener. We're gonna get out of money problems. 370 00:33:13,304 --> 00:33:16,013 - "We"? - Me and Grace. Simple and perfect. 371 00:33:16,174 --> 00:33:19,796 We sell it! And anything over what she needs we split fifty-fifty. 372 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:22,189 Look, it's extreme, but it's smart. 373 00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:24,755 I don't wanna leave here to get work and this way I get to stay. 374 00:33:24,855 --> 00:33:26,712 - Until you go to jail. - I won't go to jail! 375 00:33:26,829 --> 00:33:31,134 Smoking weed is one thing. Large scale cultivation is another. 376 00:33:31,234 --> 00:33:33,367 I'm surprised at Grace. It's really stupid. 377 00:33:33,527 --> 00:33:37,542 It's not stupid, it's smart. It'd be different if it was your idea. 378 00:33:37,659 --> 00:33:42,368 Right. When you're being chased in the cell by a thief with a stiffy... 379 00:33:42,529 --> 00:33:44,969 I'll be standing here thinking: "Why couldn't it have been me? 380 00:33:44,972 --> 00:33:47,501 Why couldn't I have had that brilliant idea?" 381 00:33:47,618 --> 00:33:50,381 You've been bleating on about how sad you are about losing your job... 382 00:33:50,481 --> 00:33:52,677 and what's your solution? Crime! 383 00:33:52,793 --> 00:33:55,635 You get in deeper and you drag Grace down with you. 384 00:33:55,839 --> 00:33:58,808 Matthew, you are such an idiot! 385 00:34:02,710 --> 00:34:05,245 What's your news then? 386 00:34:05,928 --> 00:34:08,071 Doesn't matter. 387 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,561 - Hello? - Hello, Mrs. Trevethyn? 388 00:34:41,026 --> 00:34:44,822 Quentin Rhodes here, from Ramptons. It's about our surveyor. 389 00:34:45,026 --> 00:34:48,518 "Velly solly. Long rumba." 390 00:35:07,468 --> 00:35:09,916 Get both of those. 391 00:35:10,730 --> 00:35:13,265 So she sort of gets through there, you see? 392 00:35:15,558 --> 00:35:16,758 Right! 393 00:35:21,907 --> 00:35:24,441 - Mrs. Trevethyn. - Hello. 394 00:35:25,300 --> 00:35:28,574 - Have you met my friend Tony? - Hello. 395 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:31,357 My name is Tony. I'm from Scandinavia. 396 00:35:32,301 --> 00:35:34,489 Congratulations! 397 00:35:34,606 --> 00:35:39,055 Tony, could you go and get one of those giant bags of kitty litter? 398 00:35:41,913 --> 00:35:44,435 He doesn't talk much. 399 00:35:44,535 --> 00:35:46,534 Does he have to? 400 00:35:47,740 --> 00:35:51,754 Grace, have you read any of my letters? 401 00:35:51,872 --> 00:35:55,190 I'm sorry, no. But I'm working on a little plan. 402 00:35:55,308 --> 00:35:59,366 It's a bit soon to talk about it now, but I don't want to jinx it. 403 00:35:59,527 --> 00:36:02,236 Grace, I can't do anymore to hold them off. 404 00:36:02,398 --> 00:36:04,518 It's gone up to head office, and they don't know you. 405 00:36:04,703 --> 00:36:09,194 All they see is a middle-aged woman with huge debts and no income! 406 00:36:09,355 --> 00:36:13,152 - What are you going to do? - I'm becoming a drugs dealer. 407 00:36:15,096 --> 00:36:18,241 Grace, I'm serious. 408 00:36:19,228 --> 00:36:21,765 Thank you, Tony. You will phone me, won't you? 409 00:36:21,881 --> 00:36:23,938 - Yes, righty-o. - Come on, Tony. 410 00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:40,918 Honey Chambers? 411 00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:47,658 44 Wilberforce Street, London, South West Three. 412 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,138 He had me post his letters. 413 00:37:53,169 --> 00:37:55,530 I never got any. 414 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:02,837 Would you like a drink? 415 00:38:08,521 --> 00:38:13,274 - Do you have any children? - No! I'm not very maternal. 416 00:38:13,435 --> 00:38:15,437 I couldn't have any. 417 00:38:15,537 --> 00:38:18,842 - No, I know. - Gosh, you know a lot! 418 00:38:21,959 --> 00:38:24,844 Can I ask you another question? 419 00:38:26,092 --> 00:38:28,062 If you want. 420 00:38:28,397 --> 00:38:31,323 How did you cope with sex? 421 00:38:32,441 --> 00:38:34,933 - Sex? - Sex. 422 00:38:37,922 --> 00:38:39,979 What a nightmare! 423 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:48,185 It was exhausting! 424 00:38:48,285 --> 00:38:53,635 Oh, God, it was so frustrating! Talk about flogging a dead horse! 425 00:39:00,450 --> 00:39:01,644 No. 426 00:39:03,277 --> 00:39:04,741 Not really. 427 00:39:05,682 --> 00:39:07,075 What did you do then? 428 00:39:07,973 --> 00:39:11,987 - We shouldn't be talking about that. - Please, I'd like to know. 429 00:39:15,149 --> 00:39:16,149 I... 430 00:39:19,455 --> 00:39:23,905 - Ice cream. - What? Pardon? 431 00:39:26,805 --> 00:39:32,166 Ice cream. I sucked it from his fingertips. It drove him wild. 432 00:39:34,982 --> 00:39:39,300 I had to pretend to pass out to get any rest at all. He was insatiable. 433 00:39:49,161 --> 00:39:52,565 I think he thought you weren't interested. 434 00:39:52,987 --> 00:39:55,349 He was wrong. 435 00:39:59,685 --> 00:40:01,728 It's a beautiful house. 436 00:40:01,828 --> 00:40:06,265 Yes. I think I'd like you to leave now. 437 00:40:07,513 --> 00:40:10,832 - He did love you. - Don't patronize me. 438 00:40:12,950 --> 00:40:16,007 Look, if you ever want to talk... 439 00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:19,703 Yeah, I know the address. 440 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,494 Matthew... 441 00:40:48,611 --> 00:40:51,148 Will you give me one? 442 00:40:53,266 --> 00:40:54,266 What? 443 00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:57,802 I want to know what it feels like. 444 00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:00,580 Please. 445 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:03,476 Grace... 446 00:41:03,791 --> 00:41:08,240 If I'm growing it and selling it, I should know the effect it has. 447 00:41:08,749 --> 00:41:12,805 - Oh, yeah! Of course you should. - No, not here! 448 00:41:13,968 --> 00:41:16,503 Come on. Let's get it over and done with. 449 00:41:22,057 --> 00:41:25,419 Calm down! There's no one about, relax. 450 00:41:51,370 --> 00:41:53,906 I don't feel anything. 451 00:41:56,067 --> 00:41:58,067 Slow down. 452 00:42:03,982 --> 00:42:06,170 Is this addictive? 453 00:42:09,984 --> 00:42:12,345 It's not crack. 454 00:42:22,509 --> 00:42:24,567 Are you sure this works? 455 00:42:24,728 --> 00:42:26,328 Oh, yes. 456 00:42:41,906 --> 00:42:44,094 - What? - Nothing. 457 00:42:45,517 --> 00:42:47,717 What? What? 458 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:57,707 - What? - It's you. You're Scottish! 459 00:43:05,653 --> 00:43:07,623 Thank you. 460 00:43:39,315 --> 00:43:41,806 God, I love it here. 461 00:43:41,924 --> 00:43:44,372 You're feeling any better? 462 00:43:48,534 --> 00:43:51,984 Still feeling a little bit dizzy. 463 00:43:52,318 --> 00:43:54,506 You're hungry? 464 00:43:54,623 --> 00:43:58,028 Oh, yes! God, I haven't thought of that. 465 00:43:58,364 --> 00:44:00,725 I'm ravenous. 466 00:44:19,587 --> 00:44:22,514 What made you decide to do this? 467 00:44:22,631 --> 00:44:26,733 44 Wilberforce Street, SW3. 468 00:44:50,206 --> 00:44:52,393 Mrs. Trevethyn? Please, don't put the phone down. 469 00:44:54,294 --> 00:44:57,916 - Please, don't put the phone down. - Problem? 470 00:44:58,033 --> 00:45:02,700 I've been trying to get through Mrs. Trevethyn for most of my life. 471 00:45:03,470 --> 00:45:05,570 Phone, letters... 472 00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,702 What is that woman doing down there? 473 00:45:09,255 --> 00:45:12,015 I don't know what's wrong with her. She's been really moody recently. 474 00:45:12,212 --> 00:45:14,965 - Maybe she just doesn't approve. - Desperate times call for... 475 00:45:15,082 --> 00:45:20,793 desperate measures. We could go to Glasgow but she didn't want it. 476 00:45:21,779 --> 00:45:23,793 My uncle Willie's got a building site there. 477 00:45:23,954 --> 00:45:26,142 - What does he build? - Houses. 478 00:45:26,258 --> 00:45:27,881 - Round there. - What? 479 00:45:34,697 --> 00:45:38,307 I play a good game, but not as good as you 480 00:45:38,407 --> 00:45:42,568 I can be a little cold but you can be so cruel 481 00:45:42,668 --> 00:45:46,539 I'm not made of brick I'm not made of stone 482 00:45:46,655 --> 00:45:50,888 - But I had you fooled - Five, four, three... 483 00:45:51,049 --> 00:45:52,976 two, one... 484 00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:03,457 Now the damage is done 485 00:46:03,574 --> 00:46:07,545 There's blood in these veins And I cry when in pain 486 00:46:07,664 --> 00:46:11,198 I'm only human on the inside 487 00:46:11,533 --> 00:46:15,635 And if looks could deceive Make it hard to believe 488 00:46:15,795 --> 00:46:21,158 I'm only human on the inside 489 00:46:25,233 --> 00:46:29,365 I thought you'd come through I thought he'd come clean 490 00:46:29,465 --> 00:46:33,119 You were the best thing I should never have seen 491 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:37,641 But you go to extremes You pushed me too far 492 00:46:37,758 --> 00:46:42,121 Then you keep going until you break my heart 493 00:46:43,064 --> 00:46:46,035 Yeah, you break my heart 494 00:46:46,152 --> 00:46:50,166 See, I bleed and I bruise But what's it to you? 495 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:53,212 I'm only human on the inside 496 00:46:57,460 --> 00:46:59,852 - What do you want? - I brought lunch. 497 00:46:59,952 --> 00:47:02,475 Cornish pastries. I'm kidding. 498 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,913 Fish. You brought me fish? 499 00:47:13,074 --> 00:47:15,696 I thought it 'd be a nice change. 500 00:47:17,249 --> 00:47:20,394 What are you doing here? You never come on the boat. 501 00:47:20,945 --> 00:47:25,178 I was wondering what you looked like. I go to bed when you get up. 502 00:47:25,339 --> 00:47:28,439 - It's the tides. - It's not the tides. 503 00:47:28,948 --> 00:47:31,308 - I don't like what you're doing. - I know. 504 00:47:31,470 --> 00:47:34,150 I don't wanna be in a relationship with someone who's irresponsible. 505 00:47:34,163 --> 00:47:36,515 Yes, you do. I have been irresponsible my whole life! 506 00:47:36,615 --> 00:47:39,051 - Well, it's time you changed. - Why? 507 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,734 You're getting old! 508 00:47:41,834 --> 00:47:44,573 I'm not getting old. These are laugh lines. 509 00:47:44,952 --> 00:47:47,401 Nothing is that funny. 510 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:50,402 I don't understand. I thought you liked me the way I am. 511 00:47:50,606 --> 00:47:51,606 I do. 512 00:47:52,476 --> 00:47:55,577 But things change and you have to change with them. 513 00:47:55,694 --> 00:47:58,926 Fish and chips. Fantastic! 514 00:48:02,045 --> 00:48:07,364 In a few minutes, Tim Buxton'll be here with more fun in the afternoon. 515 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,669 First, it's 12 o'clock. Time for the news headline. 516 00:48:11,396 --> 00:48:15,018 Police are celebrating a major victory in the war on drugs today. 517 00:48:15,222 --> 00:48:18,613 Two men and one woman were found guilty at Bristol Crown Court... 518 00:48:18,713 --> 00:48:22,454 after police discovered marijuana with an estimated street value... 519 00:48:22,572 --> 00:48:26,238 of half a million pounds hidden in a barn on their family farm. 520 00:48:26,356 --> 00:48:30,153 Sentencing them to 15 year jail sentences, the judge... 521 00:49:17,937 --> 00:49:20,950 - Hello! - Yeah... 522 00:49:21,807 --> 00:49:24,516 - Are you alright? - I'm fine. 523 00:49:24,808 --> 00:49:28,345 I just wondered. You didn't come into the pub last night. 524 00:49:28,550 --> 00:49:30,953 I'm not drinking at the moment. 525 00:49:34,593 --> 00:49:36,694 Are you angry with me? 526 00:49:36,854 --> 00:49:40,304 No, I'm angry at Matthew. It's his fault. 527 00:49:40,465 --> 00:49:42,304 It was my decision to do it. 528 00:49:43,378 --> 00:49:44,871 I'm trying to save my house. 529 00:49:45,336 --> 00:49:49,393 Everybody knows what you're doing. Soon you'll have the police there. 530 00:49:49,511 --> 00:49:51,308 They'll never find out. 531 00:49:51,425 --> 00:49:54,831 Your greenhouse lights up like a space ship. People aren't stupid. 532 00:49:54,948 --> 00:49:59,048 - Anyway, we're nearly done now. - He could be in jail by tomorrow. 533 00:50:04,863 --> 00:50:07,573 Why aren't you drinking? 534 00:50:07,951 --> 00:50:10,660 I just don't feel like it. 535 00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:16,054 He doesn't know, does he? 536 00:50:23,171 --> 00:50:25,664 How can I help? 537 00:50:26,348 --> 00:50:28,927 Don't let him go to jail. 538 00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:42,758 Our mutant buds will soon be ready, great one! 539 00:50:42,918 --> 00:50:45,887 We can release them into the atmosphere... 540 00:50:46,004 --> 00:50:49,020 and take over the entire planet! 541 00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:54,544 Do you realize what we have done here? This is fabulous! 542 00:50:54,660 --> 00:50:57,326 It's time for me to go to London and get a dealer. 543 00:50:57,662 --> 00:51:00,458 No, you are not. You're staying here, I'm going. 544 00:51:00,619 --> 00:51:03,067 - What? - It's my decision. 545 00:51:04,316 --> 00:51:06,634 I don't think you realize what you're dealing with here. 546 00:51:06,751 --> 00:51:10,373 You were in London 5 years ago for the Chelsea Flower Show. 547 00:51:10,710 --> 00:51:12,809 You can't sell this stuff to a florist. 548 00:51:12,927 --> 00:51:14,839 What's your master plan then? 549 00:51:14,939 --> 00:51:20,464 I'd go to Portobello Rd. Or Notting Hill, find a dealer and sell it. 550 00:51:20,973 --> 00:51:23,073 - That's your plan? That's it? - Yeah. 551 00:51:23,191 --> 00:51:26,292 - Rubbish. - You've got nothing! 552 00:51:26,408 --> 00:51:31,250 A drug dealer take one look at you and know there's something fishy going on. 553 00:51:31,412 --> 00:51:35,511 With all due respect, I'm the hip one. You're more hip replacement. 554 00:51:36,804 --> 00:51:39,468 One more word, and I'm gonna throw the whole lot into the sea. 555 00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:41,774 - You're not thinking this through. - I mean it. 556 00:51:41,935 --> 00:51:44,253 You are not the boss of me. We're partners! 557 00:51:44,371 --> 00:51:46,603 The checks bounced, remember? 558 00:51:47,849 --> 00:51:50,169 Women like cuddly toys, don't they? 559 00:51:50,285 --> 00:51:54,822 They like to hug and squeeze them, poke their eyes and rip their limbs. 560 00:51:58,158 --> 00:52:00,085 I avoid confrontation, I know it. 561 00:52:00,201 --> 00:52:03,258 But if you grew up in Glasgow in the 70's, you'd do the same. 562 00:52:03,419 --> 00:52:06,564 All I want is an easy life. Grow some vegetables, smoke a reefer... 563 00:52:06,725 --> 00:52:08,260 sing some carols at Christmas time. 564 00:52:08,378 --> 00:52:12,523 One day, I'd like to be a dad and raise a couple of calm children. 565 00:52:12,684 --> 00:52:16,699 That's it, I've fucking had enough. I'm gone. No more Mr. Cuddly Toy... 566 00:52:16,816 --> 00:52:20,961 or whipping boy for Ganja Grace and Cap. Nicky, the lobster queen. 567 00:52:21,078 --> 00:52:23,570 I'm fucking gone! I'm gone! I'm fucking out of here! 568 00:52:23,687 --> 00:52:27,571 Before that, I'm gonna see both of them and give them a piece of my mind. 569 00:52:29,863 --> 00:52:31,746 Are you done? 570 00:52:35,386 --> 00:52:36,746 Good shot. 571 00:54:05,064 --> 00:54:06,120 Get out! 572 00:54:07,717 --> 00:54:08,917 Moron! 573 00:54:23,896 --> 00:54:28,723 Can I show you something privately? It's ever so nice. 574 00:54:28,823 --> 00:54:30,518 Come on, let's go. 575 00:54:39,422 --> 00:54:42,915 - Can I show you? - I don't know who you are. 576 00:54:43,772 --> 00:54:46,003 I'm not interested... 577 00:54:47,208 --> 00:54:48,808 Come on. 578 00:54:49,512 --> 00:54:51,426 Come here! 579 00:54:51,526 --> 00:54:53,832 I've got something really tasty. 580 00:54:55,383 --> 00:54:58,406 Are you looking for something? Know what I mean? 581 00:54:58,506 --> 00:55:00,572 Alright, love. Hop in. 582 00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:02,846 Hello! 583 00:55:03,342 --> 00:55:05,574 Excuse me. Yo! 584 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,371 I love it here. It's so quiet. 585 00:55:54,488 --> 00:55:59,067 If you think this is quiet, you should see Evensong. 586 00:55:59,968 --> 00:56:02,765 I wish I were a Catholic sometimes. 587 00:56:02,882 --> 00:56:07,752 Incense, nice costumes... A lot to be said for it, really. 588 00:56:07,852 --> 00:56:10,853 They have confession too. 589 00:56:21,060 --> 00:56:23,641 I've got some friends... 590 00:56:23,889 --> 00:56:27,085 and I think they're going to get into a lot of trouble. 591 00:56:27,185 --> 00:56:29,859 And I don't know what to do. 592 00:56:29,977 --> 00:56:32,643 Don't suppose you can go to the police? 593 00:56:33,282 --> 00:56:35,427 I thought not. 594 00:56:35,543 --> 00:56:38,340 If you have to commit crime... 595 00:56:38,457 --> 00:56:40,861 to get what you want... 596 00:56:41,067 --> 00:56:43,820 then you're not meant to have it. 597 00:56:44,024 --> 00:56:48,039 I don't know if I'm worried more for them or worried for myself. 598 00:56:48,373 --> 00:56:52,736 If one has a problem that seems to be unsolvable... 599 00:56:53,071 --> 00:56:57,651 than perhaps one shouldn't try to solve it, one should accept it. 600 00:56:57,856 --> 00:57:01,608 - What do you mean? - "God, grant me the serenity..." 601 00:57:01,769 --> 00:57:04,043 to accept the things I cannot change... 602 00:57:04,248 --> 00:57:07,291 courage to change the things I can... 603 00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:09,871 "and the wisdom to know the difference." 604 00:57:11,903 --> 00:57:14,177 The wisdom is the hard part. 605 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:25,744 I like Matthew. He's a good soul... 606 00:57:26,950 --> 00:57:29,398 for a Scotsman. 607 00:57:40,432 --> 00:57:42,346 What on Earth did you think you were doing? 608 00:57:42,446 --> 00:57:46,448 You can't hang around pubs this way. You're bound to get into trouble. 609 00:57:46,565 --> 00:57:50,361 If you're trying to meet a man, I know so much better places. 610 00:57:50,478 --> 00:57:53,276 I wasn't trying to meet a man! 611 00:57:55,567 --> 00:57:57,263 Keep walking. 612 00:57:57,363 --> 00:58:00,190 - Go on, you'll be arrested. - We need to talk! 613 00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:08,722 - Have you seen Nicky? - No. Where the hell have you been? 614 00:58:08,738 --> 00:58:11,115 Grace had to get Harvey to watch the plants. 615 00:58:11,215 --> 00:58:13,107 - What? - I took her to the station. 616 00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:15,630 - She's gone to London. - Fuck! 617 00:58:18,487 --> 00:58:20,283 Where are we going? 618 00:58:21,052 --> 00:58:24,110 44 Wilberforce Street, SW3. 619 00:58:29,229 --> 00:58:35,288 Ask your Scottish friend to help. He'd know better how to go about it. 620 00:58:35,449 --> 00:58:39,073 His girlfriend is pregnant. He can't get into trouble. 621 00:58:40,754 --> 00:58:43,986 I just want you to ring a dealer, that's all. 622 00:58:44,407 --> 00:58:48,682 - It's mad. You'll end up in jail. - I'm not going to give up. 623 00:58:49,584 --> 00:58:52,119 Call a dealer. 624 00:58:55,107 --> 00:58:57,860 How do you know that I know one? 625 00:59:06,588 --> 00:59:10,863 On one condition: that you let me lend you an outfit that's... 626 00:59:11,851 --> 00:59:13,651 not that. 627 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,424 - Kelly? - Sir? 628 00:59:41,524 --> 00:59:43,352 Give times of trains to Cornwall tomorrow. 629 00:59:43,468 --> 00:59:45,047 Yes, sir. 630 00:59:45,557 --> 00:59:48,557 Draw, spliff... 631 00:59:49,689 --> 00:59:51,089 puff... 632 00:59:51,645 --> 00:59:54,311 - shit. - Yes, thank you. 633 00:59:54,993 --> 00:59:57,529 Call it what you will... 634 00:59:57,647 --> 01:00:01,922 but, as my belief, it is the door to enlightenment. 635 01:00:02,822 --> 01:00:07,793 - In your own time. - And now, the acid test. 636 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:23,027 Jesus! 637 01:00:28,481 --> 01:00:30,974 I'll give you 60 for it. 638 01:00:33,049 --> 01:00:36,324 - Don't be silly. - 70? 639 01:00:37,484 --> 01:00:41,138 That's just a sample. I've got 20 kilos. 640 01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:43,718 20 kilos, Grace! 641 01:00:44,877 --> 01:00:48,587 You've caught the wrong man. I'm on a limited operation. 642 01:00:48,705 --> 01:00:54,272 - You're talking big leagues! - Well, you just got promoted. 643 01:00:54,372 --> 01:00:56,446 I don't have that kind of money. 644 01:00:56,546 --> 01:00:59,156 Well, do you know anybody who does? 645 01:01:00,013 --> 01:01:02,201 I've heard of someone. 646 01:01:03,535 --> 01:01:05,335 Call him. 647 01:01:05,550 --> 01:01:09,637 He's a bit heavy. He's not like us. He's not... 648 01:01:09,797 --> 01:01:11,797 Laid back. 649 01:01:12,029 --> 01:01:13,829 Call him. 650 01:01:19,541 --> 01:01:22,293 - Come on, Honey! - There she is. 651 01:01:22,411 --> 01:01:25,063 - You don't know who the guy is. - I don't care who the guy is. 652 01:01:25,163 --> 01:01:27,830 He may be a drug dealer. You can't wander into something like that. 653 01:01:27,935 --> 01:01:30,408 - Why have you got so bossy? - You are so fucking insensitive! 654 01:01:30,508 --> 01:01:32,661 - That could be dangerous! - They're getting away now! 655 01:01:32,762 --> 01:01:34,905 Follow them, you dozy quack! 656 01:02:19,515 --> 01:02:22,168 Just like a window display at Harvey Nicks. 657 01:02:22,268 --> 01:02:24,443 There's a rave tonight. We hold them here. 658 01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:27,704 - What's a rave? - Grace! 659 01:02:35,216 --> 01:02:39,708 - What have you brought me, China? - Two ladies and a fucking hippie. 660 01:02:40,608 --> 01:02:42,708 What do they want? 661 01:02:59,005 --> 01:03:01,453 "Touche! Sur la tete!" 662 01:03:07,834 --> 01:03:11,617 - You like to fish? - Where I live, the fishing is wonderful. 663 01:03:11,717 --> 01:03:13,762 I hate it here. 664 01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:16,631 The fishing is terrible. 665 01:03:16,749 --> 01:03:18,806 I should visit you. 666 01:03:18,967 --> 01:03:20,938 Where do you live? 667 01:03:23,446 --> 01:03:25,764 What's your name? 668 01:03:26,361 --> 01:03:27,561 Grace. 669 01:03:28,622 --> 01:03:30,158 Perfect. 670 01:03:31,406 --> 01:03:32,606 Hello! 671 01:03:33,754 --> 01:03:34,954 Grace? 672 01:03:36,886 --> 01:03:39,247 Funny smell. 673 01:03:41,495 --> 01:03:43,204 Who's that? 674 01:03:43,801 --> 01:03:46,249 Harvey. Where's Grace? 675 01:03:46,366 --> 01:03:49,423 We've come to finalize the details of the Women's Institute visit. 676 01:03:49,541 --> 01:03:53,382 Grace invited us to supper. It was arranged ages ago! 677 01:03:53,674 --> 01:03:57,818 - You gotta get out. - No, we have to speak to Grace. 678 01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:01,775 No, you have to leave. It's the plants, you see? 679 01:04:01,937 --> 01:04:04,676 They're very delicate. They're special orchids from Peru. 680 01:04:04,776 --> 01:04:06,807 These aren't orchids. 681 01:04:06,907 --> 01:04:10,170 - Aren't they? - No! They look more like tea. 682 01:04:10,286 --> 01:04:14,330 Tea, what a good idea. Let's go in the kitchen... 683 01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:17,441 and I'll make you a cup of tea. - I was expecting supper. 684 01:04:17,541 --> 01:04:19,822 There's some ham left over, I can knock you up a sandwich. 685 01:04:19,869 --> 01:04:21,659 What's that funny smell? 686 01:04:21,759 --> 01:04:25,174 It's probably the ham. It's been left out a bit, but it's okay. 687 01:04:34,381 --> 01:04:36,524 Where did you get it? 688 01:04:36,816 --> 01:04:39,774 The people I represent wish to remain anonymous. 689 01:04:39,874 --> 01:04:41,474 Oh, yes. 690 01:04:41,917 --> 01:04:45,615 The people I represent wish to remain anonymous as well. 691 01:04:45,906 --> 01:04:48,660 Maybe they are the same people. 692 01:04:48,952 --> 01:04:52,399 Can I go now? I've got to pick up my daughter at the flute practice. 693 01:04:55,603 --> 01:04:57,387 How much do you have? 694 01:04:57,487 --> 01:04:59,661 A lot. Are you buying? 695 01:05:00,606 --> 01:05:03,128 Why don't I just take it? 696 01:05:03,228 --> 01:05:05,577 You don't know where it is. 697 01:05:05,738 --> 01:05:08,346 I'm sure I can get you to tell me. 698 01:05:08,446 --> 01:05:13,753 What if I cut a few fingers one by one until you change your mind? 699 01:05:16,568 --> 01:05:19,840 Nobody move! I'm the police! The whole place is surrounded! 700 01:05:23,395 --> 01:05:25,365 - And you would be? - Hello, everyone. 701 01:05:26,222 --> 01:05:29,279 Martin Bamford. Are we too early for the rave? 702 01:05:29,484 --> 01:05:32,889 I can't wait. I just love raving. 703 01:05:33,093 --> 01:05:36,935 - This has nothing to do with me. - Shut up, beardy-weirdy. 704 01:05:37,096 --> 01:05:40,022 - Who's this guy? - That's my doctor. 705 01:05:41,444 --> 01:05:43,109 This one? 706 01:05:43,227 --> 01:05:45,066 He's my gardener. 707 01:05:46,532 --> 01:05:50,503 - Nice. Expecting anyone else? - No. 708 01:05:50,794 --> 01:05:53,242 Your cleaning lady, perhaps? 709 01:05:54,012 --> 01:05:56,101 - No, no one else. - Very well... 710 01:05:56,201 --> 01:05:58,275 This is China, he beats people up for me. 711 01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:00,898 - Shall l... - No, please... 712 01:06:01,189 --> 01:06:04,899 Matthew, take Dr. Bamford and Honey and wait for me outside. 713 01:06:05,581 --> 01:06:06,981 Please. 714 01:06:09,278 --> 01:06:10,678 Please. 715 01:06:18,847 --> 01:06:20,847 Excuse me. 716 01:06:24,152 --> 01:06:27,471 - Grace... - Wait for me outside. 717 01:06:30,894 --> 01:06:33,038 Shall I go too? 718 01:06:48,637 --> 01:06:51,042 Sit down, please. 719 01:07:01,814 --> 01:07:05,208 All the people I deal with are... 720 01:07:05,308 --> 01:07:06,308 scum. 721 01:07:07,383 --> 01:07:11,222 I'm a little scummy myself. You are not scum. 722 01:07:11,688 --> 01:07:15,137 - That worries me. - I take exception to that. 723 01:07:15,255 --> 01:07:18,095 I come from a long line of scum. 724 01:07:18,342 --> 01:07:22,922 My late husband was the scummiest man to walk the face of the Earth. 725 01:07:23,083 --> 01:07:26,444 - My apologies. - Yes, let's get to it, shall we? 726 01:07:26,997 --> 01:07:29,314 Three and a half a kilo. 727 01:07:29,433 --> 01:07:32,838 20 kg in the first week and then 10 kg two weeks later. 728 01:07:33,389 --> 01:07:36,273 After that, we can do 20 kg every four weeks. 729 01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:41,479 Three for a kilo. And no more deals until I see the first batch. 730 01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:44,537 - Three and a quarter. - Done. 731 01:07:45,829 --> 01:07:47,755 Thank you! 732 01:07:50,699 --> 01:07:52,974 You're welcome. 733 01:07:54,527 --> 01:07:57,322 Can I offer you a glass of wine? 734 01:08:00,833 --> 01:08:03,239 I can't believe your friend fainted. 735 01:08:06,140 --> 01:08:09,588 Do I look like I would cut someone's finger off? 736 01:08:14,141 --> 01:08:17,502 - Oh, yes. - Thank you. 737 01:08:25,014 --> 01:08:28,449 - You're going to be alright? - Never felt better, Honey. 738 01:08:28,549 --> 01:08:30,637 Now, headache pills and straight to bed. 739 01:08:30,755 --> 01:08:33,290 - Don't go over any bumps. - Good luck! 740 01:08:34,365 --> 01:08:36,465 Come on, boys. 741 01:08:40,409 --> 01:08:41,857 What do you think? 742 01:08:42,148 --> 01:08:43,988 I'm not sure. 743 01:08:45,194 --> 01:08:47,151 Follow them. 744 01:08:47,251 --> 01:08:49,644 What do I do with the hippie? 745 01:08:53,848 --> 01:08:55,644 Take him. 746 01:08:55,980 --> 01:09:01,256 My old lady is expecting me. We're having "Dungeons and Dragons" night. 747 01:09:05,721 --> 01:09:07,865 It's the regional final. 748 01:09:08,027 --> 01:09:10,332 If that knife had slipped, I'd be a dead man. 749 01:09:10,432 --> 01:09:13,115 It 'd be a dead body driving this car back to Cornwall. 750 01:09:13,215 --> 01:09:15,781 Don't be so stupid. He was bluffing. 751 01:09:16,334 --> 01:09:19,043 As long as we have the merchandise, we have the power. 752 01:09:19,161 --> 01:09:23,088 Do I know you? What are you talking about "merchandise and power"? 753 01:09:23,206 --> 01:09:26,119 Look at the way you're dressed. You're like Ma fucking Baker! 754 01:09:26,219 --> 01:09:28,220 - Language! - Don't you "Language" me! 755 01:09:28,337 --> 01:09:31,642 - I nearly got my throat cut for you! - You weren't supposed to be here. 756 01:09:31,742 --> 01:09:34,917 Fine! Do it yourself with Jacques fucking Cousteau then! 757 01:09:35,035 --> 01:09:36,786 - I'm out! - What? 758 01:10:10,785 --> 01:10:14,351 I can't find Grace's plants anywhere. 759 01:10:14,451 --> 01:10:17,713 This tea has the most extraordinary aroma. 760 01:10:17,830 --> 01:10:19,495 Darjeeling? 761 01:10:19,655 --> 01:10:21,234 Trevethyn. 762 01:10:21,352 --> 01:10:23,570 Oh, Diana, you never... 763 01:10:23,670 --> 01:10:27,411 Just a little cutting. I do love fresh tea. 764 01:10:27,529 --> 01:10:30,543 So do I, dear. Give it here. 765 01:10:34,574 --> 01:10:36,284 That's lovely. 766 01:10:50,188 --> 01:10:52,506 I'm sorry for shouting at you. 767 01:10:58,929 --> 01:11:01,930 How else am I gonna get the money? 768 01:11:02,030 --> 01:11:04,030 I don't know. 769 01:11:05,801 --> 01:11:07,858 It's Nicky. 770 01:11:07,975 --> 01:11:11,411 She doesn't want a relationship with someone irresponsible. 771 01:11:11,511 --> 01:11:15,034 And I don't want a relationship with someone who isn't Nicky. 772 01:11:17,803 --> 01:11:20,514 That's better. Ready for my breakfast now. 773 01:11:20,631 --> 01:11:22,231 Come on! 774 01:11:38,202 --> 01:11:40,519 For Christ's sake! 775 01:11:40,636 --> 01:11:44,477 Okay, we harvest the plants and we get the stuff up to London... 776 01:11:44,595 --> 01:11:47,566 and we never do it again! - Thank you. 777 01:11:48,422 --> 01:11:51,871 We do it quick as well. I don't want another knife on my throat. 778 01:11:53,771 --> 01:11:58,525 You know, this is the site of the new proposed B-323. 779 01:11:58,644 --> 01:12:02,047 Due for completion early 2004. 780 01:12:02,251 --> 01:12:05,339 I can't believe you lost them! How could you've lost them? 781 01:12:05,439 --> 01:12:08,007 It's not as if there's a lot of traffic out there! 782 01:12:08,559 --> 01:12:10,529 I'm sorry, right? 783 01:12:10,646 --> 01:12:15,038 I'm not a career criminal. I don't have tailing abilities. 784 01:12:15,138 --> 01:12:18,836 Are you getting lippy with me? Don't start getting lippy with me! 785 01:12:19,866 --> 01:12:22,446 What? I'm just trying to make the best of it. 786 01:12:22,562 --> 01:12:26,737 Since we came all the way here, we might as well enjoy the day out. 787 01:12:26,837 --> 01:12:30,404 Get in the car. Just shut up and get in the car! 788 01:12:30,566 --> 01:12:35,405 You need to sort out some anger management when you get home. 789 01:12:37,305 --> 01:12:38,705 Harvey? 790 01:12:41,134 --> 01:12:44,656 You forgot your meeting with the WI. They were in the greenhouse... 791 01:12:44,756 --> 01:12:48,106 It's alright, I bluffed them. And Nicky was here. 792 01:12:49,091 --> 01:12:51,179 What did you tell her? 793 01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:55,398 That you went to London with Dr. Bamford help Grace sell the drugs. 794 01:12:55,498 --> 01:12:58,616 - Shit! Grace, I have to go see her. - That's alright, don't worry. 795 01:12:58,716 --> 01:13:01,413 Harvey and I will start on the greenhouse. 796 01:13:01,530 --> 01:13:03,588 Come on, Harvey. 797 01:13:04,010 --> 01:13:08,228 Thanks. Do you know where Liac House is? Mrs. Trevethyn? 798 01:13:08,328 --> 01:13:10,381 - No. - I'll ask around. 799 01:13:10,481 --> 01:13:12,199 - Try the shop. - Keep the change. 800 01:13:12,317 --> 01:13:13,917 Right-o. 801 01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:18,939 Thank you. 802 01:13:32,365 --> 01:13:34,596 Hello! Anybody home? 803 01:13:36,542 --> 01:13:37,742 Hello? 804 01:13:49,893 --> 01:13:52,893 May I help you? 805 01:14:03,853 --> 01:14:08,476 Would you like some Corn Flakes? They're heavenly. 806 01:14:09,767 --> 01:14:12,303 No, thank you. I've already eaten. 807 01:14:31,121 --> 01:14:34,441 Would you like a chocolate ice cream? 808 01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:40,311 I'm looking for Liac House. I want to contact Grace Trevethyn. 809 01:14:41,299 --> 01:14:45,096 I love Grace. I really, really love her. 810 01:14:45,692 --> 01:14:47,954 She's an angel. 811 01:14:48,054 --> 01:14:50,663 She has wonderful hair... 812 01:14:50,868 --> 01:14:55,664 soft and silky, like a lovely angora rabbit. 813 01:14:58,174 --> 01:14:59,374 Right. 814 01:15:00,566 --> 01:15:04,144 - Where do I find her? - She lives... 815 01:15:04,741 --> 01:15:07,612 in a lovely, lovely house. 816 01:15:07,712 --> 01:15:12,351 - I love her. - How do I get to the lovely house? 817 01:15:12,451 --> 01:15:15,105 Up the lovely, lovely hill. 818 01:15:15,526 --> 01:15:19,845 Lovely, lovely, lovely 819 01:15:21,528 --> 01:15:24,542 One, two, three, now. 820 01:15:28,703 --> 01:15:29,903 Nicky! 821 01:15:35,315 --> 01:15:36,515 Nicky! 822 01:15:39,490 --> 01:15:42,057 Nicky, I'm sorry I did something illegal. 823 01:15:42,157 --> 01:15:45,025 - I'm gonna get a proper job! - What? 824 01:15:45,622 --> 01:15:48,331 I'm ready to be responsible! 825 01:15:49,188 --> 01:15:53,507 - I love you! - I can't hear you! What did you say? 826 01:15:53,668 --> 01:15:55,856 I love you! 827 01:15:56,408 --> 01:15:59,727 I love you! I'm pregnant! 828 01:16:00,322 --> 01:16:04,424 - What? - I'm having a baby! 829 01:16:15,284 --> 01:16:18,254 No, no! Get out of the water! You're pregnant! 830 01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:27,344 No, no! You can't swim! You're pregnant! 831 01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:14,662 Mrs. Trevethyn? 832 01:17:14,780 --> 01:17:16,976 It's Quentin Rhodes. 833 01:17:17,076 --> 01:17:21,403 I can't see that person. Not now, you've got to get rid of him. 834 01:17:21,522 --> 01:17:25,130 - What do I say? - I don't know. Tell him anything. 835 01:17:25,230 --> 01:17:29,491 Tell him I'm still in London, I've been kidnapped by aliens, anything! 836 01:17:33,045 --> 01:17:35,059 - Charlie, whiskey! - Thank God. 837 01:17:35,176 --> 01:17:38,190 I've been trying to reach you at the house. No one answer the phone! 838 01:17:38,308 --> 01:17:40,451 - What's wrong? - There were two men here. 839 01:17:40,569 --> 01:17:45,020 Londoners. Asking about Grace. I thought, maybe, Customs. 840 01:17:45,136 --> 01:17:46,136 Fuck! 841 01:17:55,399 --> 01:17:57,748 - That's them. - Oh, shit! 842 01:17:57,848 --> 01:17:59,370 - What? - They're no Customs. 843 01:17:59,487 --> 01:18:02,501 - They're drug dealers from London. - So I was right about London. 844 01:18:02,619 --> 01:18:06,634 We'll go up to the house. Nicky, meet us there with Dr. Bamford. 845 01:18:11,405 --> 01:18:13,809 Give this to me! What's the matter with you? 846 01:18:13,927 --> 01:18:16,853 Get up there! How many times have I gotta tell you? 847 01:18:20,234 --> 01:18:21,942 - Alfred. - What is it? 848 01:18:22,102 --> 01:18:25,334 The two men who own this car, they were just in the pub. 849 01:18:25,452 --> 01:18:29,367 I overheard them talking about how much they enjoy salmon poaching. 850 01:18:29,467 --> 01:18:30,867 Really? 851 01:18:31,511 --> 01:18:36,251 Thank you, Nicky. There could be a community service for you. 852 01:18:36,369 --> 01:18:39,947 Thanks, I've gotta go. I'm pregnant. 853 01:18:40,109 --> 01:18:42,644 Oh, yes, yes, of course. 854 01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:49,080 - What are they doing here? - They're not on holiday, Grace. 855 01:18:49,198 --> 01:18:51,764 - But Jacques said a week. - Well, he lied. 856 01:18:51,864 --> 01:18:54,721 - Quentin Rhodes is here. - Who the fuck is Quentin Rhodes? 857 01:18:54,821 --> 01:18:56,896 Harvey is holding him off. What are we gonna do? 858 01:18:56,996 --> 01:18:59,936 Let's just get rid of this stuff and get this thing over with, okay? 859 01:19:04,028 --> 01:19:05,228 Jesus! 860 01:19:17,293 --> 01:19:20,220 Up the hill, second house on the left. 861 01:19:30,557 --> 01:19:33,559 5-7 to base. Suspects under surveillance. 862 01:19:33,659 --> 01:19:35,441 Copy that. On our way. 863 01:19:43,084 --> 01:19:45,140 Mrs. Trevethyn! 864 01:19:45,910 --> 01:19:50,752 I've just come to warn you there are 2 men who are part of a salmon... 865 01:19:57,174 --> 01:19:59,175 It's parsley. 866 01:19:59,275 --> 01:20:01,928 It's marijuana, isn't it? 867 01:20:03,133 --> 01:20:04,280 Yes. 868 01:20:05,351 --> 01:20:09,178 I knew you and Matthew were growing it, but I had no idea. 869 01:20:09,278 --> 01:20:12,310 - You knew? - I live around here, don't I? 870 01:20:12,410 --> 01:20:16,485 But with your financial problems, I thought I'd turn a blind eye... 871 01:20:16,585 --> 01:20:19,106 to a bit of homegrown. 872 01:20:19,223 --> 01:20:23,544 But, Grace, this is a huge amount. 873 01:20:27,271 --> 01:20:31,837 It's good stuff too. Better than the shit you grew at the vicarage. 874 01:20:31,937 --> 01:20:33,982 You knew about that? 875 01:20:34,230 --> 01:20:38,244 Alfred, in a few minutes, we'll have got rid of it. 876 01:20:38,578 --> 01:20:41,854 Can't you turn your blind eye just a little bit longer? 877 01:20:42,275 --> 01:20:47,494 It's not me, it's the officers from Coldock H.Q. which worry me. 878 01:20:47,594 --> 01:20:50,943 - Oh, God, what are we gonna do? - If I were you... 879 01:20:51,061 --> 01:20:55,075 I'd get rid of this stuff quick. I'm gonna go look for poachers. 880 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:07,600 Excuse me a moment. 881 01:21:33,768 --> 01:21:36,433 - Who are you? - Who are you? 882 01:21:36,552 --> 01:21:38,347 He asked first. 883 01:21:38,508 --> 01:21:42,784 I'm here to do some business with Mrs. Trevethyn. 884 01:21:45,206 --> 01:21:47,206 So are we. 885 01:21:47,524 --> 01:21:48,924 Really? 886 01:21:49,903 --> 01:21:53,049 Are you interested in buying the property or do you have... 887 01:21:53,209 --> 01:21:55,449 a claim on it in some way? 888 01:21:55,549 --> 01:21:57,485 What is this? 889 01:22:03,343 --> 01:22:05,704 Well, there it is. 890 01:22:06,126 --> 01:22:08,126 We did it. 891 01:22:09,170 --> 01:22:11,227 We did, didn't we? 892 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,664 There's another 2 men here. What are we gonna do? 893 01:22:15,780 --> 01:22:18,752 - Skin up. - Even you can't smoke all of it. 894 01:22:18,912 --> 01:22:23,143 - I could try. - Maybe no one should have the stuff. 895 01:22:27,480 --> 01:22:29,080 Alright. 896 01:22:30,002 --> 01:22:32,754 - Thank you, Matthew. - You're welcome, Grace. 897 01:22:34,134 --> 01:22:36,627 Put that match out! 898 01:22:37,093 --> 01:22:40,353 Look, I have no idea what's going on but... 899 01:22:40,453 --> 01:22:42,672 I think you'd better put it out. 900 01:22:43,572 --> 01:22:48,674 That's the most beautiful and awesome thing I've ever seen. 901 01:22:52,183 --> 01:22:54,718 Hello, Mrs. Trevethyn. I hope we're not too early. 902 01:22:54,836 --> 01:22:56,980 Who the hell are you? 903 01:23:01,447 --> 01:23:02,447 Shit. 904 01:23:08,753 --> 01:23:12,073 Look, ladies. No, ladies, no, no! 905 01:23:12,189 --> 01:23:15,072 - Come on, make a run for it. - What about you? 906 01:23:15,233 --> 01:23:17,247 Don't worry about me. I can handle this. 907 01:23:17,407 --> 01:23:19,247 No, we did this together. I'm staying. 908 01:23:19,408 --> 01:23:24,293 I love you both very much indeed. But, Matthew, you're fired. 909 01:23:24,410 --> 01:23:26,010 Come on. 910 01:23:45,111 --> 01:23:47,168 Get off! Get off! 911 01:23:47,287 --> 01:23:49,887 Get that man! 912 01:23:50,288 --> 01:23:52,766 What are you arresting me for? 913 01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:55,911 No, madam! Stop there! Right... 914 01:24:18,165 --> 01:24:20,179 Hello, Grace. 915 01:24:40,476 --> 01:24:42,737 I trusted you. 916 01:24:42,837 --> 01:24:45,717 Whatever happened to honor amongst thieves? 917 01:24:45,817 --> 01:24:49,753 - What about our deal? - It's nice to see you too. 918 01:24:49,914 --> 01:24:51,971 You can't even do your own dirty work. 919 01:24:52,088 --> 01:24:54,623 - Dirty work? - Why did you send in your boys? 920 01:24:54,783 --> 01:24:57,046 To keep an eye on you. 921 01:24:57,146 --> 01:25:00,102 To stop you from coming to any harm. 922 01:25:00,307 --> 01:25:03,409 - Do you expect me to believe that? - It's the truth. 923 01:25:06,180 --> 01:25:09,062 I hope I haven't spoiled everything. 924 01:25:18,356 --> 01:25:20,848 Are you trying to escape? 925 01:25:22,835 --> 01:25:27,285 - Maybe I could help. - No, thank you. 926 01:25:33,056 --> 01:25:35,157 Mrs. Trevethyn! 927 01:25:35,711 --> 01:25:36,911 Grace! 928 01:25:38,581 --> 01:25:42,377 Those fingers through my hair 929 01:25:42,494 --> 01:25:46,377 That sly come hither stare 930 01:25:46,757 --> 01:25:52,076 That strips my conscience bare It's witchcraft 931 01:25:54,846 --> 01:25:58,948 And I've got no defense for it 932 01:25:59,064 --> 01:26:03,035 The heat is too intense for it 933 01:26:03,196 --> 01:26:07,689 What good would common sense for it do? 934 01:26:10,067 --> 01:26:12,951 Cause it's witchcraft 935 01:26:14,547 --> 01:26:17,909 - Witchcraft - I like it here. 936 01:26:18,026 --> 01:26:24,824 And although I know it's strictly taboo 937 01:26:27,421 --> 01:26:30,652 When you ride with me 938 01:26:32,423 --> 01:26:35,261 Is this the face of a master criminal? 939 01:26:35,380 --> 01:26:39,350 Tonight, we investigate the mystery behind Grace Trevethyn. 940 01:26:39,467 --> 01:26:42,089 How did an unknown widow facing bankruptcy... 941 01:26:42,207 --> 01:26:46,614 saved her house and become the most celebrated novelist of the year. 942 01:26:48,557 --> 01:26:50,875 Mrs. Trevethyn's novel, "The Joint Venture"... 943 01:26:50,993 --> 01:26:53,963 has topped the best seller list for over a year now. 944 01:26:54,081 --> 01:26:58,094 Although the book is sold as fiction, the story bears remarkable similarity... 945 01:26:58,212 --> 01:27:00,212 to Trevethyn's own life. 946 01:27:00,312 --> 01:27:03,691 And her recent marriage to a mysterious French businessman... 947 01:27:03,791 --> 01:27:07,562 has fueled tabloids' speculation that she was, at one time... 948 01:27:07,662 --> 01:27:09,707 actually involved with the drug trade. 949 01:27:09,824 --> 01:27:12,143 So, what is the true story? 950 01:27:12,259 --> 01:27:14,969 We went to the sleepy village of Port Liac to find out. 951 01:27:15,087 --> 01:27:17,144 Turn it up, Charlie, turn it up. 952 01:27:17,306 --> 01:27:19,406 Wasn't there an incident up at the Liac House? 953 01:27:19,567 --> 01:27:23,537 The police were called, but there was a problem with witnesses. 954 01:27:23,654 --> 01:27:26,754 - No one wanted to talk? - No one could remember anything. 955 01:27:26,871 --> 01:27:28,757 Excuse me. 956 01:27:29,222 --> 01:27:32,539 - We think it's fiction, don't we? - Yeah. 957 01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:35,192 Because, in the book... 958 01:27:35,658 --> 01:27:40,716 Grace was growing drugs. But, in real life, she was growing tea! 959 01:27:42,877 --> 01:27:45,240 As a doctor, a man of science... 960 01:27:48,356 --> 01:27:53,155 I could never condone the use of a drug for a non-therapeutic thingy. 961 01:27:55,403 --> 01:27:58,982 - Have you got anything? - See me later. It's good. 962 01:27:59,098 --> 01:28:00,460 - Is it? - Ooh... 963 01:28:00,839 --> 01:28:07,072 It does seem strange that alcohol is legal and marijuana is not. 964 01:28:07,363 --> 01:28:10,160 It's an accident of History, I suppose. 965 01:28:15,364 --> 01:28:18,640 So you didn't have any marijuana growing in your garden? 966 01:28:19,845 --> 01:28:21,685 Bless you. 967 01:28:23,715 --> 01:28:26,629 Do you think "The Joint Venture" is fiction or fact? 968 01:28:26,729 --> 01:28:31,209 No, it's all fiction. My wife has a fertile imagination, thank God. 969 01:28:31,370 --> 01:28:34,775 What about the gangster character Pedro? Is that based on you? 970 01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:37,602 Pedro is Spanish, I'm French. Don't be absurd. 971 01:28:37,719 --> 01:28:39,759 - No, but we've heard... - It's time for you to go. 972 01:28:39,894 --> 01:28:42,821 Get off of my land. I said this is my house! 973 01:28:45,287 --> 01:28:48,867 Grace Trevethyn refused to be interviewed to this program. 974 01:28:49,289 --> 01:28:52,259 And to date she's made no public statements about the rumors. 975 01:28:52,420 --> 01:28:53,824 Tonight may change that... 976 01:28:53,942 --> 01:28:56,651 as we take you live to the New York Book Awards... 977 01:28:56,769 --> 01:29:01,176 where Grace Trevethyn has been short listed for "The Joint Venture". 978 01:29:01,292 --> 01:29:05,001 And the winner of the Award for Fiction goes to... 979 01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:11,525 Grace Trevethyn, for "The Joint Venture"! 980 01:29:26,821 --> 01:29:28,878 Gosh, what a surprise! 981 01:29:31,170 --> 01:29:36,011 I should be used to surprises after everything that's happened to me. 982 01:29:36,476 --> 01:29:39,607 I know there's been a lot of speculation about... 983 01:29:39,707 --> 01:29:43,752 whether my book is based on fact or fiction, but... 984 01:29:43,915 --> 01:29:47,015 well, to tell you the truth... 985 01:29:47,176 --> 01:29:52,798 if I told you what's happened to me, you wouldn't believe me anyway. 986 01:29:52,915 --> 01:29:55,321 I can hardly believe it myself. 987 01:29:56,916 --> 01:30:00,452 I hope they're watching this at home, because... 988 01:30:01,005 --> 01:30:03,062 I wanted to say... 989 01:30:06,138 --> 01:30:07,890 Matthew... 990 01:30:08,138 --> 01:30:12,413 I wanted to tell you that I think you are a terrible gardener... 991 01:30:14,531 --> 01:30:17,198 but that you have helped me to grow. 992 01:30:17,576 --> 01:30:23,068 And for that I thank you from the bottom of my heart. 993 01:30:25,577 --> 01:30:29,853 I hope you're having a great party. Keep the drinks flowing, Charlie. 994 01:30:33,058 --> 01:30:37,856 I've had another idea. I think there might be a book in it. 995 01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:44,100 Thank You