1 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:23,020 What is this thing called love? 2 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:29,040 This funny thing called love? 3 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:35,480 Just who can solve its mystery? 4 00:00:36,940 --> 00:00:42,780 Why should it make a fool of me? 5 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:50,500 I saw you there that wonderful day you 6 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:57,240 took my love and threw it away and so i 7 00:00:57,240 --> 00:01:04,180 asked the lord in heaven above what is this 8 00:01:04,180 --> 00:01:07,020 thing called love 9 00:01:53,420 --> 00:01:54,420 Come on. 10 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:51,520 So, a dragon. 11 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:55,440 Looks like a biker bitch choice. 12 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,400 What does it eat? 13 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,160 Men's dreams. 14 00:02:59,660 --> 00:03:00,660 Uh -huh. 15 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,500 What? 16 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:07,720 This is not the Jocelyn I know. 17 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,240 You did this on a whim? 18 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:14,240 Well, maybe you like the Jocelyn you don't know better than the one you do. 19 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:17,160 Before I respond, which one am I talking to right now? 20 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:20,010 You're asking the wrong person. 21 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,790 I am not even here. 22 00:03:22,190 --> 00:03:24,070 I am in a place of bliss. 23 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:26,010 That's what you do to me, Michael. 24 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:35,590 Fuck. 25 00:03:36,370 --> 00:03:38,410 My mother. She's half an hour early. 26 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:41,070 7 .45. 27 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:42,630 What's she doing here? I told you. 28 00:03:42,870 --> 00:03:45,650 She's taking me on a spa weekend in San Diego. 29 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,080 I'm not lifting a finger until Sunday. 30 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,280 Bet your mother will feel right at home with that dragon. 31 00:03:52,940 --> 00:03:53,380 Thank 32 00:03:53,380 --> 00:04:01,740 you. 33 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:04,460 Thanks. 34 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:14,260 You all right, Luther? 35 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,500 Oh, yeah. 36 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:16,560 Just... 37 00:04:16,850 --> 00:04:22,370 Reacting to the prices of these entrees, $125 for a steak. 38 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:24,350 Relax, Luther. 39 00:04:25,190 --> 00:04:27,710 You're going too expensive to my father anyway. 40 00:04:28,670 --> 00:04:32,190 Well, I take umbrage. I wonder what they charge for that. 41 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:35,270 It's kopi beef, Luther. 42 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:42,550 It's gently yet thoroughly massaged by hand and sometimes even by foot. 43 00:04:43,290 --> 00:04:44,290 Foot, huh? 44 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:47,120 Oh. It's remarkable, don't you think, Luther? 45 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,260 Oh, yes. 46 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,540 Look at there. 47 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:56,900 Oh, 48 00:05:12,420 --> 00:05:13,420 what language. 49 00:05:13,820 --> 00:05:15,220 Is that you're speaking, Luther? 50 00:05:15,580 --> 00:05:16,680 It's Javanese. 51 00:05:17,020 --> 00:05:19,520 You mean Japanese? 52 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:22,720 No, Javanese. 53 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,000 From Java. 54 00:05:25,380 --> 00:05:29,340 Ah, and what do we know of Java? 55 00:05:29,660 --> 00:05:32,720 It's where the legendary fossil Java Man was found. 56 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:38,400 Oh, fantastic. 57 00:05:39,420 --> 00:05:41,820 I didn't know you were such a fossil buff, darling. 58 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:49,140 Go on, Luther, for... God's sakes! 59 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:55,900 Elaborate! Well, to no one's surprise, given the abundant rainfall, the rice 60 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:59,720 fields in Java are among the wettest in the world. 61 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,280 Really? 62 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,100 How wet? 63 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,300 Soaking. 64 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:06,780 Soaking. 65 00:06:07,780 --> 00:06:09,880 Okay, well, honey, let's get some beef, yeah? 66 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,080 That dinner went on fucking forever. 67 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,360 I thought Luther would never shut up about Java. 68 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,600 Like I give a brown donut. 69 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,740 You know what was the best time of my marriage to Pemi? 70 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:28,560 The year she was in prison for tax evasion. My cock finally got a break. 71 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:34,540 The woman is insatiable. She'll grind any man down like a piece of wood on a 72 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:35,540 lathe. 73 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:39,520 Before I met her, I really loved sex. 74 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:42,420 But she just wore me out. 75 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,900 So why do I stay with her? 76 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,840 Because we got something together. 77 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:55,220 Do not mention this to my cock. 78 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,960 Driving much calmer since the anger management class. 79 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:12,580 You actually have to come on a ride -along? 80 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:14,180 Did you know she was driving? 81 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:18,960 Michael wanted to see what I'd do when we're not together trying to do this 82 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:19,960 her. 83 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,860 Hey, Preston, the big guy, isn't that Lindell? 84 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,480 A kid never learns. 85 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,760 Down, Michael, down! 86 00:08:08,659 --> 00:08:10,160 Hey, didn't I tell you to stay in the car? 87 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:15,570 Relax. I'm not dead. 88 00:08:15,990 --> 00:08:18,830 Unit 407, we have an officer down. Put some pressure on the wound right here. 89 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:21,750 Stay here. I'll guide the ambulance in. 90 00:08:24,610 --> 00:08:25,850 I feel as you came. 91 00:08:28,170 --> 00:08:29,430 Put some pressure down there. 92 00:08:31,490 --> 00:08:32,730 Not so hard. 93 00:08:34,309 --> 00:08:35,309 Are you okay? 94 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:36,390 Me? 95 00:08:36,770 --> 00:08:37,770 Never better. 96 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:40,470 Flesh wound. 97 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:06,960 How you doing? 98 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:08,540 Fine. 99 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:10,120 Yeah? 100 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,920 That's the first time I've been shot. 101 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:13,460 How many times? 102 00:09:14,280 --> 00:09:15,280 A couple. 103 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,800 What does it matter? 104 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,600 Oh, I don't know. Life, death, eh. 105 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,320 You're far too melodramatic, you know that? 106 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,780 Liz, you were shot. 107 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,300 I've been full of holes forever. 108 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:29,900 What's one more? 109 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:33,620 Hey. 110 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,610 Hey, you were shot. 111 00:09:38,090 --> 00:09:40,270 Hey, I'm not in a mood. 112 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,410 Come here. 113 00:09:48,250 --> 00:09:52,710 I gotta go get that. 114 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:54,610 It's the office. 115 00:10:07,530 --> 00:10:12,550 A franchise agreement coming along. A lot faster now that I decided to draft 116 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:13,550 on my dad's boat. 117 00:10:13,790 --> 00:10:15,050 I need it first thing in the morning. 118 00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:18,430 It'll be there. Michael, I want you to meet someone. 119 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:21,970 Say hello to the reason you are working so hard. 120 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:23,390 Marilla Brunetti. 121 00:10:23,570 --> 00:10:24,570 Buongiorno, Michele. 122 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:25,810 Buongiorno. 123 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:30,750 It's an honor. I had one of the best meals of my life at Ristorante Brunetti 124 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,010 Florence. Ah, perfetto. 125 00:10:33,480 --> 00:10:37,640 I will have my husband prepare you un piatto così speciale at the New 126 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,640 Las Vegas. 127 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:40,080 Ciao, Michele. 128 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,340 Ciao! 129 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:49,020 Don't ever do that again. 130 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,140 I'm going to go home. No, you don't. 131 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:55,180 There's no one there to take care of you. 132 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:57,340 I don't need anybody to take care of me. 133 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,280 That's what this is all about. 134 00:11:02,140 --> 00:11:03,640 That's what... What's about? 135 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:09,100 You can't stand anybody looking after you. 136 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,200 Showing you some concern. 137 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:13,980 Yeah? So? 138 00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:51,710 Wheatgrass. Oh, it tastes like my mouth is just in mode. 139 00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:56,610 What are you drinking there, darling? 140 00:11:57,110 --> 00:11:58,490 It's naked Chardonnay. 141 00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:02,690 It's perfection. 142 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:12,070 Perfection. That's fucking great. 143 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,670 You should write wine reviews, mother. 144 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:22,440 Did I tell you the gardener saw me and Michael in the bedroom, naked? 145 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,640 How much did he see? 146 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,700 We were in the afterglow. 147 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,240 Michael is quite a lover. 148 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:39,120 Well, I'm sure I'm transgressing some Freudian boundaries, but your father's 149 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,120 so bad. 150 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,440 He could turn pro. 151 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:44,560 Why, there's this little thing that he does. Okay, Mother, TMI. 152 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,160 T -M -I. 153 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,460 You brought it up. 154 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,220 I brought up me. 155 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:58,340 Not you and my father, the pro. Well, point is, thanks to your dad's 156 00:12:58,340 --> 00:13:01,960 skills and staggering sperm count, you're here. 157 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,740 We should celebrate the man and his penis. 158 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:06,740 You said penis. 159 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,760 I didn't just imagine that. 160 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,340 My asthma has a whole new trigger now. 161 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,740 Girl talk. 162 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:15,700 Trying to bond. 163 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:20,400 This place is nice. 164 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,240 A chance to forget who we are. 165 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:24,960 You never want to do that. 166 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,220 There are too many people out there ready to do it for you. 167 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,100 What time's your flight? 168 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,560 Seven. 169 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,120 That means you'll be in Florence by mid -morning. 170 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,400 Remember watching the sunrise together when we flew back? 171 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,340 I've had such a wonderful time with you, Arthur. 172 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,200 We could have this all the time. 173 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,500 That would ruin everything. 174 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:36,510 Hey, Rembrandt. 175 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,310 Bleeding? 176 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:42,490 Aren't we all? 177 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,290 You must be Mikey's new friend, Liz. 178 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:48,350 I'm Vic. 179 00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:51,710 Shot or stabbed? 180 00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:53,870 Shot. It's the flesh wound. 181 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,430 I've got a million of those. 182 00:14:55,950 --> 00:14:57,350 That's why I act the way I do. 183 00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,210 You hungry? 184 00:15:01,110 --> 00:15:02,410 Yeah. Come on. 185 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,110 Tuna fish. 186 00:15:10,350 --> 00:15:11,350 Especially. 187 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:15,670 Be honest, I eat it for the mercury. 188 00:15:16,610 --> 00:15:19,250 Figure one day it'll make my cock light up in the dark. 189 00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:21,350 That'd be great. You can read in bed. 190 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,830 I'll have to buy a book. 191 00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:27,730 Michael told me about you. 192 00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:31,110 What did he say? 193 00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:33,310 That he wishes he was more like you. 194 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,850 Bad idea. 195 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,560 It's enough for me to go around for everybody. 196 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:46,700 Um, so... You don't care that Michael Thamey? The guy who's engaged? 197 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:50,520 I believe in the theory of magnetic north. 198 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:55,020 No matter where you think you are or where you think you want to be, you're 199 00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,380 drawn to magnetic north. 200 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:01,040 And you, my dear, are magnetic north. 201 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,760 I, um... 202 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,620 Thanks for letting me stay on your boat. 203 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,960 Anytime. And it's a yacht. 204 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,420 Oh. You think I'd spend this kind of money on a boat? 205 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,640 Vic, 206 00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,840 I should get going. 207 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,340 Well, I'm just getting to know you. 208 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:22,980 Where do you have to go? 209 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,360 Home. 210 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,780 Well, probably a good idea. 211 00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:30,260 Stick around here much longer, I'll just end up marrying you. 212 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,200 Oh. What's your ring size? 213 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:36,310 Finish your lunch. 214 00:16:36,850 --> 00:16:37,850 Okay. 215 00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,270 Ah, Michael. 216 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:52,130 Meet Hansine. It means God is good in Norwegian. 217 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:58,870 I love your cut, but if you ever wanted no friend title, call me. 218 00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:03,290 She won a trophy in Oslo for best sideburn design. 219 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,210 Long as best. 220 00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:10,109 But they must align with the list to be truly alive. 221 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:15,150 Oh, that's life on the high seas with Dirty Harriet. She's getting there. 222 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:16,869 You believe this? 223 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:21,609 Spent all night last night working on the Bernetti franchise agreements for 224 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:23,270 Arthur and he's not even here? 225 00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:25,550 It wasn't a weird funk this morning. 226 00:17:26,210 --> 00:17:31,690 He said, did you ever think something would go one way in your life and 227 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,780 When you discovered you were wrong, it shook the primal order. 228 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,040 He said that? 229 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,960 You think he's coming out? 230 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,860 I hope not. He doesn't have the wardrobe for it. 231 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:44,060 Very true. 232 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:52,380 I am the last living Akhilesh of Swami Amravati, who, as you all know, was the 233 00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:55,520 greatest proponent of the ten -hour orgasm. 234 00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:00,280 I was his lover from 1951 to 1953. 235 00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:05,550 and the inspiration for his first book, The Rigors of Endless Pleasure. 236 00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:12,050 I remember the summer we met at his seaside retreat in Jammu, Azmir. 237 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:17,350 It was there that he taught the ancient secrets of breath control and clitoral 238 00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:18,350 levitation. 239 00:18:18,670 --> 00:18:22,190 There are those who say he died, but I was there. 240 00:18:22,790 --> 00:18:28,810 After he and I had an all -day love -making session, the Swami had an eleven 241 00:18:28,810 --> 00:18:30,010 -hour orgasm. 242 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,160 and simply dematerialized. 243 00:18:32,580 --> 00:18:34,860 Now that's an organ. 244 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,860 You do me in, counselor. 245 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:53,500 What can I do for you? 246 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:57,240 I am wounded, but I'm motivated. 247 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:10,800 I'd like to fall asleep next to you. 248 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,840 I'd like that, too. 249 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,300 Okay. 250 00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:27,470 Pain is for people who feel pain. 251 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,650 I met your dad today. 252 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:33,230 Oh, yeah? 253 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:34,750 He hit on you? 254 00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:36,910 He talked to me. 255 00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:39,610 It's not like him. 256 00:20:41,130 --> 00:20:42,850 Everyone has sides. 257 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,630 Are you okay? 258 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:05,650 Get away. 259 00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:06,710 Liz. 260 00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:08,390 Get away. 261 00:21:08,710 --> 00:21:12,950 Okay. What's going on? I dropped my last pain pill. I can't fucking find it. 262 00:21:13,330 --> 00:21:14,890 I'm in fucking pain. 263 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:18,090 Just get the fuck out. I'll help you find the pill. 264 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,290 Get the fuck out. 265 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:22,150 Hey. Hey, calm down. 266 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:24,650 Stop it. 267 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:28,290 Okay, okay. Come here. 268 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:30,090 Come here. 269 00:21:30,510 --> 00:21:31,570 Let's lie you down. 270 00:21:31,910 --> 00:21:32,990 I'll find the pill. 271 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,800 character. 272 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:39,200 You know who said that? 273 00:21:39,580 --> 00:21:40,580 No. 274 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,760 Yes. 275 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:44,500 Kennedy? No. 276 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:46,580 It was my mother. 277 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,320 Two months before she died. 278 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,480 She didn't pick character at all. I just killed her. 279 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:57,280 I'm sorry. I didn't know that, Liz. You never told me that. It wasn't much of a 280 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,280 story. 281 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,080 She was fine and then we buried her. 282 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:07,190 I'll find the pill. 283 00:22:09,210 --> 00:22:11,310 Oh, God, I hate you being so nice to me. 284 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,349 I know. 285 00:22:12,350 --> 00:22:13,350 No, I really do. 286 00:22:13,550 --> 00:22:14,550 Oh, I know. 287 00:22:16,810 --> 00:22:17,810 Oh, God. 288 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:22,830 Hi, 289 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:26,970 stranger. Hi. 290 00:22:27,210 --> 00:22:28,210 What are you doing? 291 00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:30,790 I'm working late. 292 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,170 It was the mother -daughter weekend. 293 00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:37,930 The perfect pedicure solves every problem in life. 294 00:22:38,130 --> 00:22:39,410 You have a problem? 295 00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:40,730 We had a blast. 296 00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:43,710 Gossiping, eating like crazy. 297 00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:46,310 I mean, the place took forever to get to. 298 00:22:46,510 --> 00:22:51,150 And some of the women there were just off the charts. 299 00:22:52,010 --> 00:22:53,010 Here's a tip. 300 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:57,890 Never get into a mud bath next to a divorcee. Huh? I'm losing it. 301 00:22:58,390 --> 00:22:59,390 Hey, 302 00:23:00,110 --> 00:23:01,110 call you tomorrow. 303 00:23:09,390 --> 00:23:10,390 Okay open. 304 00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:13,410 Thank you.