1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,240 The seven wonders of the world: 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:08,960 Christ the Redeemer, 3 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,360 the Taj Mahal, 4 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,840 the great pyramids... 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,640 Great masterpieces of mankind... 6 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,440 But there is a man who doesn't think so. 7 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,640 Today you might wonder what the hell they are up to. 8 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,520 Karl Pilkington. 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,120 I don't know the term politically correct. 10 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,480 - Shut your mouth. - Idiot, I think. 11 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:39,880 He's an airhead, a fool, ignorant, buffoon, idiot. 12 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,440 - And he's a friend! - You shouldn't laugh. 13 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,720 It's typical nationalist English, tied to his habits. 14 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:52,440 In my opinion, it would be fantastic send it around the world. 15 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,840 I've never had such busy eyes. 16 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,040 Something always happens: "Look here, look there!" 17 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,680 At the end of the day my neck will be destroyed. 18 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:05,320 We want to introduce him to other cultures 19 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,840 and see if this experience it will change his vision of the world. 20 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,040 It looks like a decoration to put near the TV. 21 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,560 I've been to many places and I believe that traveling opens the mind. 22 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,200 I want it to be a nightmare. 23 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,960 A nightmare for him and a blast for me. 24 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:29,480 There's nothing funnier than Karl, cornered and caned. 25 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,320 I am the wand and I have the strength of Sky to support me. 26 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,640 Shit! 27 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:35,960 Shit! 28 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:39,920 It's one of the funniest jokes and expensive ones I've ever done. 29 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,600 And it will be fantastic. 30 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:45,280 I want to go home! Holy Christ! 31 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:54,120 - Next stop: Chichén Itzá, Mexico. - Never heard of it. 32 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,920 You would think that... 33 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,920 - ...it looks like a pyramid. - Yes. 34 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,760 But it's not just the construction, right? 35 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,560 Mexico is very different from Egypt. 36 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:09,160 A completely different country, on a different continent. 37 00:02:09,280 --> 00:02:13,040 They used it once for human sacrifices. 38 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,360 - The death thing isn't bad. - Certain. 39 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:19,920 Instead of celebrating life and culture, do you want to go around... 40 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:24,200 For me it's more interesting than this. I will never use a pyramid, 41 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:26,360 - but I will die. - Death has nothing to do with it. 42 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:31,000 The great thing is that in these countries there is a high murder rate. 43 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,960 Chances are you or one of the group is killed. 44 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:38,840 With a building called that... It's like the "Hill of Death", 45 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,280 if there is something nearby which is called that, encourages. 46 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,040 Throw it down, say: "Don't do it again, it's not okay!" 47 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,520 Go ahead, throw it down. 48 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:53,680 You have to leave, take your suitcases and passport, we have to go to the airport. 49 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,760 Back to packing... 50 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,400 This time for Mexico. 51 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:06,760 Well, I still have the same clothes, it doesn't matter where I go. 52 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,040 Maybe 53 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,880 the taste of the chips is different. 54 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,440 - What chips do you have? - Monster Munch with onion. 55 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:15,800 It's nice to have things like that. 56 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:18,160 Because you like them Monster Munch? 57 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:23,480 They have something that cheers you up. Not just because they are good, 58 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,840 there is also a monster worth watching if you're bored. 59 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,960 MEXICO CITY 60 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,960 - You have a new message. - Hi, friend, I'm Steve. 61 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:44,200 I have never been to Mexico, but I know it's a very lively place. 62 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:46,080 It could be turbulent. 63 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,800 Obviously you arrived during Easter 64 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,200 in a very religious country, there will be many celebrations 65 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:57,160 We want to get you to the heart of things, maybe you'll see Jesus himself. 66 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,600 It wouldn't be bad. 67 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:01,960 There's a taxi driver waiting for you outside, His name is Edgar. 68 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,080 Hello, handsome! 69 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,080 - Hey, Karl! - How is it going? 70 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,520 - Carlos, how are you? - Okay, call me Carlos. 71 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,240 - Come on, man. - What happened here? 72 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,680 - All this? - A [...] came at me. 73 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,600 - A [...] came upon you? - Yes. 74 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,400 - Is this dog yours? - Yes. 75 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,920 - Is it yours? - Yes, his name is Jack. 76 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,960 Normal... 77 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,160 - Is it a Chihuahua? - Yes. 78 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:39,720 When they're little, they're tiny, right? 79 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,880 A friend of my mom he had one. 80 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,040 She was sitting on the waterfront. 81 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,240 A seagull took it away. 82 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,440 - Do you know the seagull, the bird? - Yes. 83 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,920 He came down, 84 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,320 he took it out to sea and he was never seen again! 85 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,200 - Seriously? - Seriously! 86 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,480 - What the fuck, man! - I know. 87 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:03,880 Today is the day of the death of Jesus Christ. 88 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,640 I'll show you the party. It's a good party, man. 89 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:12,560 Great charm, Mexican charm... 90 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,720 - It's funny, man! - I have a girlfriend. 91 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,040 Nice body? 92 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,840 - What? - Nice body? 93 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,600 - Cunning? - Nice body? 94 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:21,800 - Nice body? - Yes. 95 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,920 - Once yes. - Already. 96 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,640 But I'm not insulting her, I too was more handsome before. 97 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,600 In short, both we let ourselves go a little. 98 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,000 Nice tits? 99 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:38,000 - Yes, I'm not bad... - Okay. 100 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,080 - Well, I've never... - It's nice to have a nice body. 101 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,200 Okay, Carlitos. 102 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:47,560 You must take this road, the Prolongación Juárez. 103 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:51,040 - This one here? - Yes, the big party is over there. 104 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,200 - Later. - HI. 105 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:05,080 Here Easter seems important, but with us it's just... 106 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,280 I asked him if they had chocolate eggs. 107 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,320 He had no idea, They don't have chocolate eggs here. 108 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,880 For me they are the thing more important than Easter. 109 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,880 Without the eggs he is alone a Friday like any other. 110 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,080 Did he fall? I think he fell. 111 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:36,640 I think it's part of the story, someone is helping him. 112 00:06:37,120 --> 00:06:42,120 - Do you know the history of the Bible? - I know, but he won't want to get help, right? 113 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:46,680 It would be like: "I want to see you crucified." "Put her down, don't help me!" 114 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,240 It's the only moment in life where you wouldn't want help. 115 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:55,120 They are helping him, they are in a hurry. 116 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,280 Just what we need, right? 117 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,840 Try to imagine: you are Jesus, they are carrying you... 118 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,000 Your life is about to end and there is someone with a flute. 119 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,480 It's the worst sound there is, isn't it? The worst tool of all! 120 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:19,280 I would say, "Do it now!" 121 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:21,360 Holy shit... 122 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,480 I believe it was a real accident, he was walking and fell. 123 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:40,720 He really stumbled and he hurt his leg. 124 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:45,480 But it ruins a little the image of Jesus, 125 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:49,360 have an ambulance guy who puts ointment on your knee. 126 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,400 Do you think they'll nail it? 127 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,240 I don't think so, they're worried for his knee, 128 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:01,840 they're putting ointment on it, they will not say to him: "Now give us your hands!" 129 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:07,800 - That would be a bit extreme, right? - Until 1984 they did it with nails. 130 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,080 - Here? - Yes. 131 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,320 What type of nails are used? 132 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:15,400 I always struggle with DIY. I never find the right ones. 133 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,400 I don't know what kind it could go from... 134 00:08:28,320 --> 00:08:29,920 Jesus! 135 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:37,720 You can tell it means a lot for these people, right? 136 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:43,360 I've never seen anything like it, with us it's a kind of... 137 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:47,080 Religion comes into it, but it's the time when the greedy 138 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:50,760 they think they are doing good: "Jesus, I love you! Do you have any eggs?" 139 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,880 And what do eggs have to do with it? I don't know what the connection is 140 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,600 between Jesus and the eggs. He can't be happy about it, can he? 141 00:08:56,720 --> 00:09:00,280 If he was dying on the cross and someone said, "We will remember you, Jesus." 142 00:09:00,400 --> 00:09:03,480 And he said, "Well, what are you going to do?" "We'll have an egg." "What?" 143 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,360 He wouldn't be happy. 144 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,920 Here Easter is not like that. 145 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:14,680 Usually on Easter weekend I watch James Bond 146 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:18,080 or I'll have a barbecue, things like that. 147 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:21,360 I don't think they would do that here. 148 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:30,460 Since I've been here I've been thinking to all the things I know about Mexico, 149 00:09:30,580 --> 00:09:33,260 which are not many, but I remembered 150 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,580 that I saw as a child a jumping bean on Sesame Street 151 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:38,780 Mexican jumping beans... 152 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:41,780 Why are you laughing? 153 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,820 My mom said: "What are you talking about?" 154 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:48,420 Then he bought me some marbles. But I've always wanted to see one. 155 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:52,180 - Mexican jumping beans. -Jumping beans? 156 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,900 - Never heard of him? - No. 157 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:57,140 They're like beans and they jump around. 158 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:01,460 I don't know if they are eaten or where to buy them. 159 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:03,740 A tiny bean, it jumps into your hand. 160 00:10:05,340 --> 00:10:09,420 They're like Heinz beans, With us you can find them everywhere. 161 00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:11,700 Do you know Heinz beans? 162 00:10:11,980 --> 00:10:13,620 You have no brakes. 163 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:15,580 How do you brake? 164 00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:17,180 Brakes. 165 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,580 As? 166 00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:22,460 No brakes. 167 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,900 You are crazy, you Mexicans. You need brakes, it's not safe. 168 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:27,700 Brakes. 169 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:37,060 Did you bring shorts? 170 00:10:37,180 --> 00:10:41,180 You brought tights or something like that? 171 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,420 No, nothing like that. 172 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,180 It was unlikely, right? Listen. 173 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,300 I organized you a wrestling match. 174 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,100 Wrestling? 175 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:56,340 - Yes. - What does it have to do with the seven wonders? 176 00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:58,340 I'm here to see a wonder. 177 00:10:58,460 --> 00:11:01,780 For the local public would count as a wonder. 178 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,580 It's an honor. In Mexico, wrestling is big stuff. 179 00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:10,860 Go and have fun, I'll enjoy watching it. 180 00:11:13,660 --> 00:11:18,700 I'm quite trained. Do you remember when you held me around your neck? 181 00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:24,300 They probably won't be as heavy as me. 182 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:27,260 For sure... 183 00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:33,220 - I'm happy you like it. - Well, have fun. 184 00:11:33,340 --> 00:11:34,620 Good. 185 00:11:39,100 --> 00:11:40,100 - HI! - HI. 186 00:11:40,220 --> 00:11:41,580 - Are you Sandy? - HI. 187 00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:45,380 Hell, I won't have to do that in front of the audience, right? 188 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,620 - Should I just train? - Yes, a little training. 189 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,820 It's okay, right? 190 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:56,420 I'm about to fight Shocker. 191 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:58,660 I told Suzanne about it, I told her: 192 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,980 "Don't disturb me, I'm going to wrestle." 193 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:05,300 He wrote to me: "Be careful. How do I use the DVD player?" 194 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,980 That's fine, right? She's not worried. 195 00:12:08,940 --> 00:12:11,140 - Hey! - Let me introduce you. 196 00:12:11,260 --> 00:12:13,940 - Nice to meet you, Carlitos. - How are you? 197 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:16,620 - You are Shocker - My name is Shocker. 198 00:12:16,940 --> 00:12:20,340 - Nice to meet you, I'll show you around. - You're bigger than I thought. 199 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:24,420 - I was expecting a little guy, to try. - Oh, you wanted a little one? 200 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:27,580 - How big? As? - Someone that tall. 201 00:12:27,820 --> 00:12:29,620 - Come here. - To be kicked. 202 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,860 Look. 203 00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:45,940 I know Ricky organized it and that it's fun for him, 204 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:49,620 but that's how accidents happen, right? It's like the beginning of Casualty 205 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,700 At first everyone has fun, 206 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:54,820 there is a party or people going on holiday by bus. 207 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:58,260 But you know it's all going to be bad and now I feel this way. 208 00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:00,700 It looks like the beginning of Casualty. 209 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:04,220 It's someone getting shot and soon I'll be there. 210 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,540 Does he know the whole story? 211 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,420 That I'm here for the wonders and not to train? 212 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,060 No, he doesn't know. 213 00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,380 Yes, well, it's... 214 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:16,140 We should tell him. 215 00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:19,340 - It's better for you. - Wow! 216 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,060 You look like a fighter. 217 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:25,020 I look like such a dick. 218 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:30,660 - Bend, jump, kick! - Is this how it's done? 219 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:32,700 - Yes, go. - All right. 220 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,140 - Nice work. - Almost. 221 00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:40,500 You're almost done, let's get started with basic training. Are you ready? 222 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:45,220 - Fuck, what have I done to myself? - It will pass in a couple of days. 223 00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:48,860 Ready? Follow the instructions. 224 00:13:55,740 --> 00:13:59,180 Bravo! See how easy it is? 225 00:14:03,740 --> 00:14:04,860 Do it like this. 226 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,340 - Okay? - Can I do your part? 227 00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:12,940 You, move! 228 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:17,020 Holy shit! Move, asshole! 229 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:24,940 Ah, I missed it. 230 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,380 Go. 231 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,500 Grab the ropes. 232 00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:41,820 Nice work. 233 00:14:45,180 --> 00:14:47,740 Wait. No, I'm nauseous. 234 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:50,180 Are you nauseous? 235 00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:51,980 Do you have to vomit? 236 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:54,380 Is it normal to feel nauseous? 237 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,340 Oh, yes. 238 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,500 - Do you give up? - Yes. 239 00:15:01,820 --> 00:15:03,140 - Come on! - I can't do it. 240 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:05,220 - Next... - I can't do it. 241 00:15:05,340 --> 00:15:07,020 Do you see how I'm shaking? 242 00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:13,580 It hurt my pride a little, 243 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:15,780 I thought I was in shape. 244 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,900 What would Suzanne say what if he saw you now? 245 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,260 I won't let him see it. 246 00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:23,060 When will it air I'll take her out to dinner. 247 00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:25,420 "I want to watch it." "No, let's go out." 248 00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:37,860 Today is Easter Sunday, I don't know what I should do. 249 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,620 Ricky and Steve will be at home doing nothing. They haven't called me yet 250 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:46,380 to give me directions. I'll take a look and see what happens. 251 00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:48,820 Oh, look there. Look at the newspapers. 252 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:51,700 Usually in our newspapers There's Cheryl Cole. 253 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:55,260 There's a guy killed here. 254 00:15:56,940 --> 00:15:57,940 Look at this. 255 00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:00,380 CO-PILOT KILLED IN AN ACCIDENT 256 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:08,100 In Mexico they are not afraid of death, right? 257 00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:09,980 They don't worry about it. 258 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:16,340 Our cemeteries are not like that. This looks like summer camp, 259 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:20,540 with all these colors, like beach houses in Kent. 260 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:26,620 This is that what should we see, Chichén Itzá? 261 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:33,220 - I know the Day of the Dead. - Yes. 262 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:37,220 They basically have a party to celebrate the dead. 263 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:40,660 We don't do it and we consider death macabre. 264 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:45,260 We don't like to talk about it, we certainly don't celebrate it. 265 00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:49,420 But then we waste time with things like pancake Tuesday. 266 00:16:51,340 --> 00:16:53,580 Because we have a pancake day? 267 00:16:58,140 --> 00:17:00,180 It's the kind of thing what my dad would do. 268 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:05,260 He would build a barbecue like this, the grill here and the fireplace. 269 00:17:10,940 --> 00:17:12,860 Dude, how's it going? 270 00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:14,660 Not bad, how are you? 271 00:17:14,780 --> 00:17:17,140 - I'm not doing badly. - Good. 272 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:21,180 - It's strange, with yesterday's wrestling. - How did it go? 273 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:28,140 It depends. If they assemble it badly, I might seem weak, 274 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,060 but I did some good moves. 275 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:35,300 Obviously it's Easter Sunday 276 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:40,060 and today there is a big Mexican celebration. It's a traditional celebration 277 00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,820 but the government is trying to ban it. 278 00:17:42,940 --> 00:17:46,020 - What do you mean? - A local guy wants to get you involved. 279 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:49,820 What did you mean with the history of the ban? 280 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:53,700 There's something about the event what worries them, I'm not sure. 281 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:59,060 I've been here a couple of days and I've seen who don't care about safety, 282 00:17:59,180 --> 00:18:05,140 hence the fact that they are worried it means it's something crazy. 283 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:09,980 - You'll have to find out for yourself. - I'm waiting for Carlos. 284 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,220 A chicken with a rifle. 285 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,180 - Hi buddy. - Carlos, how are you? 286 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:18,380 - Are you OK? - Good, buddy. 287 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,300 What do they do? 288 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:32,060 It's kind of... 289 00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:36,580 - ...whistle that we always do. - It's not the whistling that upsets me, 290 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:42,380 - but the ten meter breaststroke. - Yes, his name is Judas. 291 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:47,260 We take the things we don't like and we burn them. 292 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:50,820 They're trying to stop it, because it's a little dangerous. 293 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:52,420 What kind of... 294 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,420 ...danger? 295 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,820 You can get hurt, but don't die. 296 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:02,540 Many get injured. Look. 297 00:19:02,860 --> 00:19:04,820 He is a master craftsman. 298 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,860 He builds fireworks. 299 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,500 - Like this, on the street? - Yes. 300 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:14,260 Are they safe? Look at it! Did he lose an eye like that? 301 00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:19,140 Yes. These fires light up and they take off like rockets. 302 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:22,300 They hit you and he was hit in the eye. 303 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:25,620 Who takes care of security? I didn't see any officials. 304 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:30,620 I saw a guy with only one eye who builds fireworks. 305 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,180 That's why the government wants to ban it. 306 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,660 Have a guy with two eyes it would help the situation. 307 00:19:36,780 --> 00:19:40,580 Maybe the government would think who are trying to make it safe. 308 00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:44,260 I respect the fact who earns his living like this, 309 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,940 but I don't think he's the right man for this job. 310 00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,980 - This is a roasted classic. - Yes? 311 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,940 This will burn. 312 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:03,620 - This is crazy! - No, you'll like it! 313 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,900 - Is that all gunpowder? - Yes. 314 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:09,060 - I'm not going down there. - You don't have to go there, man. 315 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:13,180 - If you want to go there... - Jamie takes care of security 316 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:17,540 and he went fuck himself down there, I don't know what I should here... 317 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:22,060 - Should I go there? Is it safe? - There is no safe place, let's go. 318 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,940 Run, friend! 319 00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:35,980 - Where are we going? - Behind the car. 320 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,420 Stay down! 321 00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:54,980 Look! 322 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:56,700 I got burned. 323 00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:02,620 - Where are we going? Where is your home? - Over there. 324 00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,180 Let's go. 325 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:15,940 - You come! - Go, I'll follow you. 326 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,460 Where did Carlos go? 327 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:25,500 Come on, come in. 328 00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,780 What does all this have to do with Jesus? 329 00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:38,340 It's Easter Sunday. 330 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:41,980 Nobody sings the hymns, there are no chocolate eggs. 331 00:21:42,420 --> 00:21:46,460 I haven't read the Bible, but I've never heard anyone say 332 00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:49,660 to set fire to a cow full of fireworks. 333 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:53,740 The fact is, we burn things 334 00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:58,740 and we think they are Judas Iscariot, it's a kind of revenge: 335 00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:02,380 you betrayed Jesus Christ and now you can burn. 336 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:08,460 I don't understand it by looking at them, I only saw crazy people. 337 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:26,180 Steve texted me: “Well, stop screwing around.” 338 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,780 It's a little out of place, he organized everything. 339 00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:34,700 He says, "You're not there to fuck around, you must go and see the wonder." 340 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:39,100 So today I'm leaving to go there. 341 00:22:39,260 --> 00:22:42,100 "Make a stop on the road and you know some charro." 342 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:46,460 I didn't know what they were, he says they are Mexican cowboys. 343 00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:54,100 Ricky said to Stephen to tell me to try on a sombrero. 344 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,940 Here's what he was interested in: 345 00:22:56,060 --> 00:23:00,500 it wasn't opening my mind, introduce me to local people and food, 346 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,540 he just wants to do me put on a hat. 347 00:23:03,260 --> 00:23:05,020 Close your mouth. 348 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:19,780 They're not my type, cowboys and those things. 349 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:23,020 I didn't even like them as a child. but I'll take a look. 350 00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:34,300 Yes, you are there. 351 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:38,580 Ouch, ouch! 352 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:41,060 They're supposed to be real men, right? 353 00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:43,340 But are they really? 354 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:45,460 If I went to England from my friends 355 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:50,740 and I said I ride a horse, they would call me a dick. 356 00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:53,460 It's not a very manly thing. 357 00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:56,220 Turn, turn! 358 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,180 Spin! 359 00:23:58,300 --> 00:24:02,700 But for some reason, when you think of cowboys, you think of manhood. 360 00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:11,260 Maybe now he's getting lost, cowboys aren't seen that way anymore, 361 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:15,460 after Brokeback Mountain and the Village People. 362 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:20,260 Little things that are ruining the reputation of the cowboys. 363 00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:23,340 John Wayne! Didn't it turn out that he was gay? 364 00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:31,060 They'll bring something to cheer you up a little and then they'll make you ride the bull. 365 00:24:31,180 --> 00:24:34,020 I can't ride a bull, I shouldn't do it. 366 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:38,460 There are so many horses, why use an animal that is not made for riding? 367 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:43,980 They have no brains! They'll just make a mess. 368 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,860 I don't want to do it. 369 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:51,740 We'll have a shot of tequila 370 00:24:52,300 --> 00:24:57,820 to relax the muscles and give you some strength. 371 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:02,020 In this type tequila they put worms in it. 372 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:06,820 It's a very kind thing offer the worm to the guest. 373 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,580 What's your problem? 374 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:10,620 Can we share it? 375 00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:13,140 Break the bulls' balls, drink worms... 376 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:15,860 I wrestled and I've only been here three days. 377 00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:19,660 It seems like everyone is challenging each other to do something stupid. 378 00:25:19,980 --> 00:25:22,580 "Get on a bull!", “Let's do some wrestling!” 379 00:25:22,700 --> 00:25:25,620 "Eat a worm!" You understand? It never ends. 380 00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:28,660 - It's... - For us it's normal. 381 00:25:28,780 --> 00:25:30,540 I know, that's what scares me. 382 00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:35,300 You chew it or do you throw it down? 383 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:40,060 You chew it and search to feel the flavor. 384 00:25:40,780 --> 00:25:42,380 Well, I'm going! 385 00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:48,940 I swallow it. 386 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:58,700 It's still there. 387 00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,460 Hate! 388 00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:17,420 Holy shit! I don't want to bend over, I feel nauseous 389 00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,780 - Well, okay. - Jump in. 390 00:26:29,580 --> 00:26:31,180 Can I stay and watch? 391 00:26:34,300 --> 00:26:35,820 I discovered you, didn't I? 392 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,340 “Get him drunk and put it on the bull." 393 00:26:38,460 --> 00:26:40,860 If something happens, do this. 394 00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:44,100 This doesn't help, Eugene. 395 00:26:44,220 --> 00:26:47,260 Should I jump off suddenly? 396 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,260 - Shit! - Look! 397 00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:51,580 Shit! 398 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:56,780 I don't go out there. 399 00:26:57,020 --> 00:27:00,420 No, really. Jamie, I can't. 400 00:27:00,540 --> 00:27:03,260 Stop it! Keep it closed. 401 00:27:04,860 --> 00:27:07,700 - What's in your hand? - It is used to treat the... 402 00:27:07,820 --> 00:27:09,300 Right, exactly! 403 00:27:09,420 --> 00:27:11,300 No! 404 00:27:11,420 --> 00:27:15,100 - Holy shit! Hey! - No! 405 00:27:16,060 --> 00:27:21,500 I want to go home! Holy Christ. Holy shit! 406 00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:25,460 What was it? Stop bothering me. 407 00:27:25,580 --> 00:27:30,540 Really, that's enough, come on! Holy shit, I really don't think about it. 408 00:27:32,140 --> 00:27:35,340 Karl, come back here. Karl! 409 00:27:35,740 --> 00:27:38,180 - It's your turn. - No, forget it. 410 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:41,460 Seriously. I went horseback riding. I drank, I ate a worm. 411 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:43,660 - Karl, come back. - No. 412 00:27:47,420 --> 00:27:49,100 There are a lot of bees here. 413 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:52,780 Is there a safe place? 414 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:05,180 Do you sell Mexican jumping beans? 415 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,500 Mexican jumping beans? 416 00:28:08,220 --> 00:28:09,580 No? 417 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:11,820 Do you know the... 418 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:16,060 ...Mexican jumping beans? 419 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:20,860 No? I don't understand because you don't know them. 420 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:24,860 One of the best things come from Mexico. The beans. 421 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:29,940 You're here doing nothing, you would like them a lot. 422 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:32,300 You throw them on the ground and you blow them up. 423 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,380 Did you see that one? 424 00:28:37,020 --> 00:28:38,300 Things? 425 00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:39,980 It's her, isn't it? 426 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:45,180 It's that Chichén Itzá that we have to go and see. 427 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:49,300 It should be a place where they make human sacrifices, 428 00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:51,340 they put it on a plaque. 429 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:56,420 - You have a new message. - Hi, handsome, I'm Steve. With me... 430 00:28:56,540 --> 00:28:58,500 - Ricky Gervais. - Listen. 431 00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:00,980 We have great news for you. 432 00:29:01,100 --> 00:29:05,460 Chichén Itzá was built from the ancient Mayan civilization. 433 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:10,100 Now you will meet some of their descendants. 434 00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:13,380 - Be kind, you are a guest. - Well, change of plans. 435 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:15,460 Today I was thinking to see the wonder. 436 00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:18,580 Ricky and Steve called to tell me: "Forget it. 437 00:29:18,700 --> 00:29:22,180 You will spend the afternoon 438 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:24,900 in a small village with the Mayans". 439 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:27,220 It shouldn't be bad, right? 440 00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:30,100 After all the breakups with the horses, the charros and the rest, 441 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:33,180 It will be a relaxing afternoon. 442 00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:36,020 -Louise. - Hola! 443 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:38,180 - Hey, how are you? - Fine thanks. And you? 444 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,020 - I'm Karl - Nice to meet you, Karl. 445 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:43,140 - Pleasure. You're big. Who is he? - He's my uncle. 446 00:29:43,260 --> 00:29:45,140 - Your uncle. - Jose. 447 00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:47,380 - Jose. - Nice to meet you, José. 448 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,020 The name of the village is Yashuna. 449 00:29:50,140 --> 00:29:52,820 Yashuna has around 500 inhabitants. 450 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:55,460 It's a quiet place, it's not a big city. 451 00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:59,220 - There's not much to do. - There's nothing to do! 452 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:05,340 No, you can only work in the fields and then go home. 453 00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:10,540 Did you have a nice day? Is he happy? 454 00:30:13,740 --> 00:30:17,660 - He says yes. - When did you have a bad day? 455 00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:23,300 - Never. - Never? 456 00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:25,300 - He's happy. - He has a happy face. 457 00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:28,220 You can see it from the wrinkles, he always smiles. 458 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,540 They go around. There's a guy playing with a rubber band. 459 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:34,380 They don't know what day it is. That's not a good thing, is it? 460 00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:37,780 The guy who smiled. Have you ever seen anything else? 461 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:43,020 - Have you ever been anywhere else? - No, he always lived in his little house. 462 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:47,580 You don't know what you're missing, do you? 463 00:30:47,740 --> 00:30:51,420 However he told me: "Let's go and take down a wasp's nest." 464 00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:54,340 And I'm like, "What?" "Yes, let's take down a wasp's nest 465 00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:57,820 and we take all the larvae." 466 00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:00,780 - What are you doing with that? - We'll eat it. 467 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:04,340 - Wasp larvae? - Yes. 468 00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:07,420 - Do you eat wasp larvae? - There's a wasp's nest there. 469 00:31:08,140 --> 00:31:09,500 Oh yes! 470 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,060 I was shitting myself. 471 00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:14,780 Shit, they're all coming out! 472 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:19,260 Holy shit! 473 00:31:20,700 --> 00:31:22,100 What idiocy! 474 00:31:22,220 --> 00:31:26,300 Are the larvae that good? Is it worth it? 475 00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:31,740 - I have one on... - Move your hand! 476 00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:38,300 Holy shit, it's... 477 00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:40,700 There it is. 478 00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:42,460 Holy shit! 479 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:49,500 Don't run away, okay? Look at it. 480 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:55,260 These larvae are still alive and you can eat them like that. 481 00:31:56,460 --> 00:31:58,180 We went home, it was tiny. 482 00:31:58,300 --> 00:31:59,300 We're tight, huh? 483 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:03,380 There was a woman who cooked, he made some tortillas. 484 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:07,100 They brought out the larvae from the wasp nest. 485 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,420 They said it was good, they put some chili peppers in it. 486 00:32:10,540 --> 00:32:12,220 Holy shit! 487 00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:14,980 It's very spicy, I can't eat it. 488 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:18,580 You can't taste it, the chili peppers are too strong. 489 00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:22,300 If the good thing is chili peppers and the sauce, don't add the larvae! 490 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:24,500 Jesus, that's really cool. 491 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:30,380 So I thought I'd let him try it a new experience. 492 00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:35,300 - What are they? - Monster Munch. 493 00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,860 Put them in your mouth. 494 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:41,740 Do you like them? 495 00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:44,100 - Are they good? - Good. 496 00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,740 I think Louise has I've already tasted similar things, 497 00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:50,460 You don't get so fat with maggots. She had a nice belly. 498 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:56,220 He says it's the maggots that make you fat, but how many do you have to eat? 499 00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:59,420 They're this big and there isn't much fat in it. 500 00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:02,980 But it was clear that the uncle was thinking: "They're good." 501 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:05,660 I think he liked them. 502 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,820 I'm happy I gave it to him a new experience. 503 00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:13,620 I was hoping to let everyone taste it something new. 504 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:18,380 I might go back to town to buy more chips. 505 00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:25,660 Anyway, we're going tomorrow to see the wonder. 506 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,080 Hi, Karl. I'm Steve, how's it going? 507 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,680 I guess the Mayans have impressed you. 508 00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:40,760 It's finally here the moment to admire 509 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:44,400 the ancient wonder, Chichen Itza. 510 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,480 I'm sure to have seen something. 511 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,600 Go before dawn, this way you will avoid all the tourists. 512 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:55,080 It will be particularly spectacular with the sun rising. 513 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,160 I envy you so much. Enjoy it. 514 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,600 What is it? 515 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,160 Is someone inflating a tire? 516 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:14,400 So far I've complained to every wonder I have seen, 517 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:19,160 Now I'll try to change my attitude, This is the purpose of the journey. 518 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:23,160 I ate and did things which I normally wouldn't have tried 519 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:26,400 So now I'll go there with the idea that I will like it a lot. 520 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,920 Is this it? 521 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,160 Ready? 522 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,280 Yes, we're filming now. I am faced with wonder. 523 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,280 But I told you what to do, you have to take... 524 00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,200 Take the scart socket. 525 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,160 It's the one that comes out from the DVD player. 526 00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:03,360 Stick it in the back of the TV, there are two holes, use the first one. 527 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,280 Jesus, I'm at... 528 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,760 Yes, it's not bad, it's just a big pyramid. 529 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,680 You just need to press the AV button on the remote control and it will appear. 530 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,360 Okay. 531 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,360 We will talk later. 532 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,440 Hola, welcome to Chichén Itzá, 533 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:29,720 cradle of one of the most extraordinary and advanced cultures of history, the Maya. 534 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,680 I'm Gabriella and I will be your guide. 535 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,920 Good days, Gabriella. Yes, the Mayans were extraordinary. 536 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:42,360 Archaeologists have discovered that once this site was covered in human skulls. 537 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,800 I just started listening and we are already talking about violence. 538 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,200 What were they doing with it with all the death's heads? 539 00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:56,640 They put them on poles to scare. It was covered in skulls... 540 00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:01,360 If you lived around here you heard the screams all the time. 541 00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:05,880 As beautiful as it is here, with the trees and buildings and everything, 542 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,520 that would push me to leave, really. 543 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,240 Someone screaming all the time... 544 00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:21,040 Here would be good to hide. If they want to cut off your head, 545 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,760 this is a good place to escape, right? 546 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:29,680 There are too many, right? It looks like an Ikea of ​​columns. 547 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,400 Which one do you want? Any one, they are all the same. 548 00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:37,920 There's no end in sight. How many can be used? 549 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:43,560 Before the tzompantli, you will experience the same disturbing sensation 550 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,920 of the Spaniards when they saw human sacrifices for the first time 551 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,400 made by indigenous peoples of this entire region. 552 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,920 Jesus! It's big! 553 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:58,960 It comes this way. 554 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,040 Holy shit! 555 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,440 Look at him, he likes it! 556 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,600 Do you want more? 557 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,040 He saw it. I still have some. 558 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:24,520 It's strange to have things in common with something so different. 559 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,040 It is millions of years old 560 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,680 but he still likes to socialize. 561 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:39,440 - In many religions, the afterlife is... - I can't take it anymore. 562 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:01,840 It's funny, isn't it? Even if there is a bad atmosphere here, 563 00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,640 with the Human League everything becomes happier. 564 00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:11,600 Oh, yeah! They are Depeche Mode. 565 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,640 If they had 566 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:22,160 of the filming of the sacrifices, Sky would have used it as the soundtrack. 567 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,280 Oh, here we go. Look, here we are. 568 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,320 They are already starting. 569 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,480 More junk. 570 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:47,000 Hi, do you have any jumping beans? 571 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,000 - Mexican jumping beans? - No. 572 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,240 - Do you know anyone who has them? - No. 573 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,440 - Nobody? - No. 574 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,080 Why not? 575 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,280 I'll tell you, you'd make a big splash. 576 00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,400 - Get rid of the plates and put the beans. - I'm sorry, sir. 577 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,960 People are coming, huh? 578 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:16,880 What's this about hands? 579 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,280 It's just... 580 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:30,880 Oh, now I feel it! It goes boing, boing... 581 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,520 Am I the one doing that? 582 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,760 It's just a coincidence, right? It's not possible... 583 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:47,560 Whoever designed it couldn't have said: “I want structure 584 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:51,720 to cut off heads and let them roll down 585 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,760 and if you clap your hands you will hear the echo." 586 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,840 It wouldn't be on the list of priorities. 587 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,600 One two three! 588 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:03,520 One two three! 589 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:09,160 That's how they wanted it when they built it, 590 00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,680 this wonder of the world? 591 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,400 Is he okay? That woman fainted. 592 00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:22,040 Even if everyone likes it, now there is more crowd there than at the wonder. 593 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,160 People will say: "What's going on, Elsie?" 594 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,520 Now they'll make us take away the camera, I think he's dying. 595 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,120 She's still alive, let's go. 596 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,240 Oh, the ambulance. 597 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:39,640 Now I would like to leave, I feel like I've seen it all. 598 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,080 I learned something. 599 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,160 It wasn't bad. 600 00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,720 It wasn't the thing that I appreciated most about Mexico, 601 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:48,320 with all these people who sells bullshit. 602 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:52,880 I'm almost tempted to fall like that woman and have her take me home. 603 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,040 I'm going home today. 604 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:03,440 It suits me, I'm always happy to return home, 605 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,480 but I liked it. 606 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,840 Very. It's probably my favorite among the places I've seen. 607 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,680 Which says a lot, doesn't it? 608 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,480 The surprise wasn't much. 609 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,800 I wouldn't recommend coming specially to Mexico to see it. 610 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,400 But everything else... 611 00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:25,040 It seems like there are no rules, they do what they want. 612 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,600 And I did what I wanted, while I was here. 613 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,600 There is also another thing: women are quite... 614 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:38,520 Well, that's all of them quite large. 615 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:41,440 And do you like this? 616 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,280 In a certain sense. They don't worry. 617 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,080 Here women don't eat what they want, right? 618 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,840 If you ask what they want, they say... If I ask Suzanne, "Do you want chips?" 619 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,320 "No, I'll just have the cod." 620 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:58,280 I take the fish and chips and she says to me: "Can I try the chips?" No! 621 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,320 You could have taken them, but you said no! 622 00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,960 Always with the weight story! But here they eat them! 623 00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:08,160 Chips day and night, without problems. And I like this. 624 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:12,280 They are free spirits, aren't they? 625 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,400 They live the life they want. 626 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:16,920 We don't do that here. 627 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,720 I like it, I could live here... 628 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,040 ...for a while. 629 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:27,760 The only thing that disappointed me 630 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,400 is not having seen the jumping beans. 631 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,840 Already.