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Research shows
what's in the current

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rural Britain youth
feels more

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marginalized. For
BBC studying this problem

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spent six months with young people
residents of a Cotswold village.

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One day we saw over there
Lawrence Llewin-Bowen,

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and then in the store,

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and also in Burley Hill he
rode a bike, right?

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- And also in the supermarket.
- Yes.

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I went to the supermarket, and he
came out of it. I said:

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“After you,” and he said:
"No, after you."

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Such a modest fellow.

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I asked him:

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"When will you return
on our television screens,

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because it's just terrible
that you are so rarely seen."

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And he just shrugged his shoulders.

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Yes, I just shook it.

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Just terrible.

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This is my cousin Kurtan.

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But he's not just my cousin,

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he is my best friend because
he's the only one I share with

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pack of Celebrations.

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Tell me why.

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I love Bounty, but
I don't touch anyone else.

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And she can't stand Bounty,
but eats everything else.

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So there's nothing left.

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He can specifically
come to my house

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and eat all the Bounty.

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I can do this, yes.

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I'm like Superdog.

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It's like I'm Bounty
I don't like it much

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it's just a pity that
no one eats them.

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Yeah.

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I know Kerry and
Kurtan for about 12 years now.

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I think they
wonderful guys.

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Give it!

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Don't be such a jerk.

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True, sometimes they love

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overdo it with swearing,

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but we are working hard on it,

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especially in recent times
a couple of years, and it seems to me

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what did they do
big steps forward.

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Last week

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they never said
the letter X word.

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There were a few words on
the letter P, but this

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tangible progress
considering how it was before.

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The festival was scary - the most
important day of the year.

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That's the beauty of it
life in the village.

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Everyone comes to
holidays like these are forgotten

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about your burning hatred
to each other.

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Everyone makes their own scarecrow and
puts it wherever he wants.

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And an independent judge
walks all over the area

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- and evaluates them.
- He doesn’t walk. - Walking.

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The rules have changed now
public vote.

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- They haven't changed.
- They have changed. - No.

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If you were reading
newspaper, you should know.

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I spoke to the vicar myself.

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And to hell with it, this
some kind of nonsense.

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Oh, I mean, a photo of you
the winning bogey on the first

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newspaper page - nonsense, right?

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I thought so.

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In general, we have now introduced
public voting,

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and everyone has their own plot.

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My site this year is on
Village Green, he's one of the best.

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They give you small ballots,
you go and celebrate

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which one did you like? Then
you put in the ballot

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in the box and the winner
gets one flight

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in a hot air balloon for two.

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And I won't take you.

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I didn't want to.

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I'll take my granny.

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Festival scarecrow - old village
a tradition born in the 1800s.

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Such traditions are called upon
bring young people and older generations closer together.

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For him the festival is
these are giggles, giggles,

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but not for me.

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This is serious for me
risk because

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everyone will be there
number of people from my

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past, which
they want me dead.

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I have enemies everywhere.

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I have enemies in southern Serni,
enemies in northern Serni,

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enemies in Cerny Wick.

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I have enemies in
Bourton-on-the-Water.

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There are tea shops where under the counter

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There is an alarm button.

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If I take just one step
inside, they immediately press it.

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The police will come
in three minutes.

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Isn't that right?

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When I walk through the village,

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people press the gas pedal to the metal,

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because they want to pass
village as quickly as possible,

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so as not to contact me.

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Because if they
stop at a traffic light,

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I'll knock on their window and
I’ll say: “Dude, what are you looking at?”

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Kerry!

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What?

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Kerry!

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What?

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I want your grandfather now
he called in tears.

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What? Why?

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Because you don't
I told him thank you.

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For what?

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For what he collected for you
vouchers "Computers for schools".

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I don't go to school anymore.

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Where does he get these vouchers?

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They've been around for ten years now
as invalid.

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You need to talk to him
because he's going crazy.

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Why am I to blame?

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I don't understand.

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I can't defeat them.

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Complete nonsense.

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I don't live here, this is Kerry's house.

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I live with my grandmother over there.

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Damn, look, Slugs.

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Come on.

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He recently wrote to me on WhatsApp,

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called us to go with
him to laser tag.

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- And what did you answer?
- I pressed it accidentally.

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He knows that I
I saw the message.

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Well damn!

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The point is that he
sticks and doesn't come off.

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I should have it
it's a pity because he has

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terminal stage of cancer,
but he's so annoying.

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That is, it's great, you have
there is a death list

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desires, but we are in it
Why drag it in, right?

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He went the other way, that's all.

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God bless.

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In general, about 15
pounds per person.

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This includes two sessions in
laser tag and round trip,

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but I need a deposit now.

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I'm here...

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Yes, yes?

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Mom is calling you.

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I'll come now.

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But it's still good
you to spend time.

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Thank you for thinking about us.

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Come on, see you soon.

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Today the festival was scary, and
I have a bad feeling.

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Something will happen today
bad, I'm telling you for sure.

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Dad!

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This is my dad.

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Dad!

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How are you, dad?

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Fine.

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What are you doing?

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I walk with the children.

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It's clear.

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Can I come see you later?

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Not.

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I haven't seen you for a long time.

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Yes... but I have to go, Kerr.

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OK.

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- Let's go, children.
- Bye.

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This is my dad.

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This was my dad.

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-Have you seen my dad, Kurtan?
- Yeah.

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He is also going to the festival.

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What does he say?

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Said that

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I can come visit him
later if I want.

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Did he say so?

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Yes, but I guess
I'll be busy today.

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Maybe I won't go.

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The festival is a scarecrow
just a nice day.

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This is a tradition that dates back to
like I was a child, and it’s great,

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that everyone in the village
are also involved in this.

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This is the best person on
earth, right, vicar?

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And we are his favorites too!

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Yes, vicar, you have us
you just love it, right?

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Smiles because
that it is so.

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He taught me
control yourself.

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Well, well, calm down.

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Tell us how bad we felt in
park, and you came for us.

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Yes, I'll have more later
the stomach was washed.

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It wasn't funny
but very scary.

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He loves The Murders
Midsomer," yes, vicar?

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- He just loves it.
- He gets so angry if he misses an episode.

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And if he doesn’t write it down, then
It's just crazy, right?

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I love Midsomer Murders.

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He also loves golf.

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- John Nettles is my idol.
- Don't even start about golf.

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Cool guy.

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You are just great.

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Here they give out cards with scarecrows.

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There is a stall with plants.

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Don't buy anything there
they will wither in a week.

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A shining example of being lazy
approaching the scarecrow

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and I'll tell you why.

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Because he doesn't even have hands
I did, I personally hate it.

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Technically it wasn't scary,
because there is no hay in it.

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Not a blade of grass.

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It's just a rag on a stick.

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This is still okay, but I personally
I don't feel anything.

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Just look.

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This is squalor.

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I think... No, I know
that it scared Len.

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He makes good scarecrows
but this year he

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will disgrace himself. I, of course,
I laugh, but for different reasons.

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- Hello, Len.
- Hello.

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- What do you say?
- Pretty good.

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Take that grin away
from your face.

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No need to grin here.

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I'm not grinning, Len.

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I think it's scary
cool, really.

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I have a good one
chance this year.

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As you say.

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You can believe in everything
whatever you want to believe.

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I believe it anyway.

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Yes, of course, no question.

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I'm going to argue with you today
I won't, Len, okay?

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OK.

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I'll tell you why I
I'll win this year.

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I have the best scarecrow and
the best plot in the village,

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because my area
in the center of the festival.

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Nathan Daniels last year
there was this section and he won.

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But honestly, his biggest fear was
a lot of crap that I've seen in my life.

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In theory this should
was to be Beetlejuice,

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but damn I will, this
there was a copy of Kerry.

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Destroy!

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I'm sorry.

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What's happening?

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Sorry, this is my area.

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Destroy! Destroy!

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Very funny.

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Don't force me
clean it yourself.

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Buddy,

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come on, no jokes.

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This is my area.

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Vicar, you don't understand.

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He's on my property.

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I booked this site with
Mrs. Weeks three months ago.

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Apparently it happened
some kind of mistake

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because it says here that

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your plot on the farm
Trawley Bottom.

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- Fuck it!
- No need to swear, please.

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Sorry for the swearing, but
this is complete bullshit.

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Why should I choose Trawley Bottom Farm,
if A) no one even scratches it

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stomp such a distance and B)
It stinks of pig shit in there

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because it's
fucking pig farm.

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Sorry for the swearing, but
This is complete bullshit.

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Kurtan, I'm the last one
I'm warning you once.

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I'm very sorry, but now
nothing can be changed.

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Your plot on the farm
Trawley Bottom.

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No, no way.

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Never. There's no way I'm
I won't go to this farm.

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No talking, vicar.

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So how am I supposed to be here?
get votes?

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Outrageous. I
outraged by this situation.

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Horrible organization from the vicar.

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The biggest fuck-up.

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Curtan is sometimes too
devotes himself to competition.

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We had a charity fundraiser at school
swim, and Kurtan so

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00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,434
wanted to donate
most of all that

255
00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:22,976
he stole grandma's credit card
and withdrew 500 pounds,

256
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,042
which were needed
grandma's teeth.

257
00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:31,434
Well?

258
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:34,601
- What?
- Did you call people here?

259
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:35,976
- Yes.
- Yes?

260
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,309
It's just so much fun there now.

261
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:40,934
- It's really fun.
- Clear.

262
00:11:40,958 --> 00:11:43,559
It's all this Dalek. He's great.

263
00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:46,059
- He's just...
- Yes, he's cool.

264
00:11:46,083 --> 00:11:48,893
He's so funny. I'm with
I took a photo with him.

265
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:52,809
Here, swipe left.

266
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:55,018
Cool. Oh, this one
very good.

267
00:11:55,042 --> 00:11:56,934
This is also good. I like.

268
00:11:56,958 --> 00:11:59,143
I like them all.
Especially this one.

269
00:11:59,167 --> 00:12:00,250
Amazing!

270
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,917
What the hell is this?

271
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,625
What the hell is this?

272
00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,518
You're completely screwed, my friend.

273
00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:18,375
Completely fucked up.

274
00:12:19,375 --> 00:12:22,958
I swear to God if the phone
crashed, you'll pay for it.

275
00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,250
Goat!

276
00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:30,417
Honestly, when Kurtan is like this
starts up, he's fucked off.

277
00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:37,851
Leave! Whose is this?

278
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,309
- June.
-Where is she?

279
00:12:39,333 --> 00:12:40,500
He drinks tea.

280
00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:48,393
It doesn't matter what they tell you.

281
00:12:48,417 --> 00:12:50,976
People are here for one thing - victory.

282
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,684
Sometimes, to save yourself, you
need to throw someone under the bus,

283
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:57,250
specifically such stupid ones
old women like June.

284
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:00,809
Come here!

285
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:02,684
People, have you seen it?

286
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:04,309
Have you received your ballot?

287
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,601
- Bulletin?
- Yes, they are sold there for a pound.

288
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,351
Go back and take it there,
then come back here

289
00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:12,518
I'll tell you what you need to do.
Run!

290
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,476
Hello! Everyone here!

291
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,184
Vote for me!

292
00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:18,768
Do you have ballots?

293
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:23,768
Class. In general, you need
put a cross for Kurtan.

294
00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:25,768
That's my scarecrow over there.

295
00:13:25,792 --> 00:13:27,101
Place your vote to win.

296
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:29,083
Go ahead, hide in your Dalek.

297
00:13:30,958 --> 00:13:32,726
You're a real cunt.

298
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,792
Listen, fuck... Got it?

299
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:40,702
When I get to you
I swear, you're fucked.

300
00:13:43,708 --> 00:13:45,851
Fuck Kurtan.

301
00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,208
Every year it's the same.

302
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,393
Yes, I swore at
David in Dalek, but

303
00:13:56,417 --> 00:14:02,434
it's because I saw
how he steals money

304
00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:07,059
from the alms basket. So
I'm proud to have cursed him.

305
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,268
This is a very serious charge.

306
00:14:09,292 --> 00:14:12,018
- I know.
- If you're lying,

307
00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:14,059
you will have big problems.

308
00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:15,542
I know.

309
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,309
But if you're telling the truth

310
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,351
then we need it immediately
contact the police.

311
00:14:20,375 --> 00:14:21,934
Do you understand me?

312
00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:23,042
Yes.

313
00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,083
Are you telling the truth?

314
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:30,667
No.

315
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,518
I'm sorry, vicar.

316
00:14:33,542 --> 00:14:35,135
Is everything okay, June?

317
00:14:35,161 --> 00:14:39,018
I went to have some tea and
left my scarecrow

318
00:14:39,042 --> 00:14:41,768
and when I returned...

319
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:43,809
I don't know where it went.

320
00:14:43,833 --> 00:14:45,559
It clearly didn't run far.

321
00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,684
- Let's look.
- It was over there, then it disappeared.

322
00:14:48,708 --> 00:14:51,059
Maybe he was dragged.
Someone got the area wrong.

323
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:54,309
- Who could have dragged him, vicar?
- Let's try to find out.

324
00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:57,476
June savors me
set me up, but that's only

325
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:01,583
added fire. If they want
play dirty, I'm ready.

326
00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,542
I have several
Aces up your sleeve.

327
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:14,250
Did you hear?

328
00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:22,268
Hello? Mom!

329
00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,375
Why are you crying?

330
00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:25,958
What did they do?

331
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,559
Sick bastard!

332
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,684
Mom, everything is fine, calm down.

333
00:15:30,708 --> 00:15:32,434
I'm already running, okay?

334
00:15:32,458 --> 00:15:33,958
That's all for now.

335
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,208
Someone threw plums at my house.

336
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,792
I'll kill him.

337
00:15:48,667 --> 00:15:52,226
I can't believe it.

338
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:55,226
Everywhere.

339
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,250
This was wet, then it was wet.

340
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,708
There's a plum on the sofa!

341
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:04,809
There's nothing left
not wet.

342
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:07,434
God.

343
00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,393
I knew this would happen.

344
00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:12,143
You see now
what is it like to be me?

345
00:16:12,167 --> 00:16:14,500
I have since birth
target on the back.

346
00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:17,768
Here's your package

347
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,976
the field is over there to the right.

348
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,976
- Thank you very much.
- Enjoy free potatoes.

349
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,101
- Hello, Len.
- This is true?

350
00:16:26,125 --> 00:16:28,351
People say something about
free potatoes.

351
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,018
Yes, did you take your ballot?

352
00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:33,434
- What?
- Bulletin.

353
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,726
Yes, here it is.

354
00:16:35,750 --> 00:16:37,226
Okay, here's my name.

355
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:41,768
Everything you need to do
- put it in a box.

356
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,768
Hold the package and take it
as many potatoes as you want.

357
00:16:44,792 --> 00:16:48,601
Over there to the right, big
field in front of you.

358
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:49,893
Understood.

359
00:16:49,917 --> 00:16:53,018
Thank you Len. Just don't forget to
put the ballot box in, okay?

360
00:16:53,042 --> 00:16:54,125
Yes, yes, yes.

361
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:57,101
I can rely on you, right?

362
00:16:57,125 --> 00:16:59,518
Yes.

363
00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:01,143
Are you satisfied, sir?

364
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,518
Wonderful jacket potato
for dinner for your wife.

365
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,708
Thank you very much, I
I appreciate your voice.

366
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:14,143
Mr Jenkins said you
Here you distribute bags of potatoes.

367
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,684
No. This is an exaggeration.

368
00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:20,476
Just five potatoes
even less.

369
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:24,000
He also said that you sold
one of his pigs for £200.

370
00:17:25,042 --> 00:17:27,059
No.

371
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:29,917
Mr Phillips gave me
200 pounds just like that.

372
00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:34,000
And the pig just followed him.

373
00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,375
- And got into his Land Rover?
- Yes.

374
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,309
Drench someone's house - one
of the meanest things

375
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,601
what can be done.

376
00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:52,034
I need to collect mine
infantry and sort it out

377
00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:54,309
with this because
My reputation is at stake.

378
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:58,476
I'm furious. I
just mad.

379
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,018
I'll find out who it is
I did and I will kill them.

380
00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:02,476
No talking. Nobody
doesn't contact Kerry.

381
00:18:02,500 --> 00:18:04,476
- You know what I can be, Big Mac.
- Yeah.

382
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:11,768
Kerry has many friends who are seventh graders
and younger because

383
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:15,976
she likes to think that she can use them
manage and that they will do everything

384
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,559
what will she say? This
a little sad

385
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:22,309
and a little strange.

386
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,893
Their parents are worried too
about this.

387
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:26,518
Tell me what you learned, Levi.

388
00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:29,643
- I found out who...
- Levi found out who wet my house.

389
00:18:29,667 --> 00:18:31,559
- Tell them who, Levi.
- They were...

390
00:18:31,583 --> 00:18:34,976
These were some gopniks from
Krillington, who moved here

391
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,351
and those who found out about me,
that's why they want

392
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:38,893
check me.

393
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,268
So, Levi.

394
00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:44,393
Tell them I'm waiting for them in the park at 3 o'clock.
Let them take weapons

395
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,875
if they are afraid to go out with their fists.

396
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:50,309
You know my reputation, right?

397
00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:51,768
Yeah.

398
00:18:51,792 --> 00:18:54,143
They are afraid of me. Isn't that right?

399
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,250
Yeah.

400
00:18:57,543 --> 00:19:00,772
Owner of Trowley Farm
Bottom" Mr. Jenkins

401
00:19:00,798 --> 00:19:04,026
filed a formal complaint
on Kurtan's behavior.

402
00:19:04,750 --> 00:19:07,583
I want you to apologize now
in front of Mr. Jenkins.

403
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,184
Sorry Jenkins!

404
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,893
A little more and you
you will be eliminated from the competition.

405
00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:16,434
A little more and you'll just
You're out, buddy.

406
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:18,518
- That's it, you're disqualified.
- Him or me?

407
00:19:18,542 --> 00:19:21,184
- Don't be smart, Kurtan.
- Fuck you, vicar.

408
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:24,684
Okay, you're disqualified.
Let's go, George.

409
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,542
Well done Jenkins.
Did you get what you wanted?

410
00:19:33,042 --> 00:19:35,393
I'm fine.
Why not?

411
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:37,726
Ordinary stupid
the festival was scary.

412
00:19:37,750 --> 00:19:42,143
Who cares? I'm just
spent three months on it.

413
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:45,726
Even on purpose
spent a lot of money to

414
00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,184
there were no ticks, but
who cares?

415
00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,018
I don't care.

416
00:19:50,042 --> 00:19:52,684
I didn't have a chance because
that the whole village has gathered

417
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:53,792
Fuck me.

418
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:58,708
You know what? Let's see who is now
will be on the front page of the newspaper.

419
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:04,101
Guys, calm down.

420
00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:05,643
In this village

421
00:20:05,667 --> 00:20:08,059
people respect me because
that I'm fucking tough.

422
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:11,684
If five gopniks from Krillington
they want a showdown, they will get it.

423
00:20:11,708 --> 00:20:12,893
Frampton!

424
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:15,268
Enough. If yours
parents are getting divorced

425
00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:16,875
then don't need it
take it out on others.

426
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,559
Vicar, did something happen?

427
00:20:22,583 --> 00:20:25,809
There was a small
incident and...

428
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:29,184
Sorry. June, you
Haven't you seen Kurtan?

429
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:30,851
Not since lunch.

430
00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,226
Everything is fine?

431
00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,101
I spoke to Mrs. Weeks.

432
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,976
He reserved the area where
there was David with his Dalek.

433
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,809
She wrote this on
reverse side.

434
00:20:38,833 --> 00:20:40,476
Oh my God.

435
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,143
I'll go check
maybe he's on the farm.

436
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:45,458
If you meet him,
will you send him to me?

437
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,559
It's already 3:15 and no one has arrived.

438
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,851
Everything is clear. Fucked
obviously.

439
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:57,601
I feel more sorry for the boys.
They wanted

440
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,976
see the mess, right?

441
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:04,164
That guy over there on the swing
who, you love Makhach, right?

442
00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:08,434
And they won't get it
because someone got scared

443
00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,042
but what can you do?

444
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,059
Kerry!

445
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:17,184
Slugs, motherfucker, I told you so
I won't go to laser tag with you.

446
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:18,893
What are you doing here?

447
00:21:18,917 --> 00:21:20,143
I know who wet your house.

448
00:21:20,167 --> 00:21:23,559
Me too. Some gopniks
from Krillington.

449
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,667
No, it's Levi.

450
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:28,768
No, it's not him.

451
00:21:28,792 --> 00:21:31,333
He. Lucas Tanner directed this
and posted it on Facebook.

452
00:21:35,042 --> 00:21:37,934
Levi, asshole, why are you
covered my house with plums?

453
00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:39,684
This is not in any way.

454
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:42,458
You said it would make you
more dangerous in front of television crews.

455
00:21:49,208 --> 00:21:51,559
Do you know which one you have?
small brain?

456
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:55,434
This is the last time I asked you for anything.
And this face

457
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:58,809
the tiger is yours, everyone laughs at her
your back because you look

458
00:21:58,833 --> 00:22:00,351
like a moron.

459
00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:01,458
All.

460
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:13,976
Thank you very much everyone
for a wonderful day.

461
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:19,559
It was very good
year and we were able to collect

462
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:25,333
£342 for the William Weston Foundation.
Well done.

463
00:22:28,042 --> 00:22:30,351
Before I
I will announce the winners

464
00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:35,518
I want to add that I created more
one category for the best attempt.

465
00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:40,893
I know how much this
the man tried, and this day

466
00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:44,059
was not easy for him,
but despite this,

467
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:46,976
his scarecrow turned out great.

468
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:52,393
So I would like to give
Kurtana receives a prize for the best attempt.

469
00:22:52,417 --> 00:22:53,500
Well done, Kurtan.

470
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:56,643
Where is he? Anyone
Have you seen Kurtana?

471
00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:00,393
Is he here?

472
00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:01,583
Have you seen Kurtan?

473
00:23:06,542 --> 00:23:07,625
Water!

474
00:23:08,792 --> 00:23:09,875
Water!

475
00:23:16,292 --> 00:23:19,292
For God's sake, June,
bring more water!

476
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:27,851
Have the firemen been called?

477
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,184
OK, thank you.

478
00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:31,625
Len, do something.

479
00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,518
They still don't stop
with plums, Kerr.

480
00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,101
- I'll get tired of it soon.
- Look.

481
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,559
Front page, this is me.

482
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:01,226
What did the police say?

483
00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:05,434
A warning was issued and
sent to listen to the course

484
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:07,559
on fire safety.

485
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:11,851
And I am forbidden to do, engage
and participating in the competition was intimidating.

486
00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:13,601
Damn, how are you, friend?

487
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:14,726
I don't give a fuck, Kerr.

488
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:17,101
Next week
vegetable exhibition,

489
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,726
and my zucchini is as long as a scarf

490
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,809
lies on the floor. There are still
a salad that literally

491
00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:24,500
fuck this whole thing
The competition is dry and tough.

492
00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:34,738
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