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("WINDS OF CHANGE" BY SCORPIONS PLAYING)

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<b><u><i>Colored and  Hearing Improved By  SidBrothers_3</i></u><b>

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER IN OTHER LANGUAGE)

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Three euro.

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Two. I'll give it for two.

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One-fifty?

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(GROANS)

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(GUNSHOTS)

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(PEOPLE SHOUTING)

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(BULLETS WHIZZING)

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(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

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ALL: <i>♫ Happy birthday to you ♫</i>

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<i>♫ Happy birthday to you ♫</i>
(GROANS)

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<i>♫ Happy birthday
Audrey Stockman ♫</i>

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<i>♫ This funny, gorgeous ♫</i>

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<i>♫ Funny, wonderful lady
over here ♫</i>

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<i>♫ It's Audrey ♫</i>

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<i>♫ It's your birthday
and you're 30 today ♫</i>

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<i>♫ I love you
Happy birthday ♫</i>

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(ALL CHEERING)
(AUDREY SIGHS)

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Morgan, you're such
a fucking freak. I love you.

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I love you.
Where'd you steal that microphone from?

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<i>Audrey, you know me. You know
that I own microphones.</i>

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(LAUGHS)

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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Fuck me! Tess is here.

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Oh, my God!
The audacity. (SCOFFS)

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Morgan...
The sheer hubris

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to show up here
at your birthday.

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Morgan...
There was a minimum

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number of people
in order to reserve the bar.

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Morgan...
I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!

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I didn't think she would come.

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Oh, she's ordering
a custom cocktail.

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I'm gonna kill myself.

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What do I say? Huh? Like,

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"My boyfriend dumped me
in a text message."

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How do I explain that?
I know.

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There's a simple solution.
It's called lying.

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No. I'm a really bad liar.

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I know, 'cause you ramble.
You give too many details.

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And then people know
that you're lying.

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You have to be concise
about it.

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Here, ask me
what I've been up to lately.

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Um, what have you been up to?
I bought a boat. And we're out.

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Oh, my God. She's coming over here.
I'm with you.

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Let's do this.
Okay.

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Hey, ladies!

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I can't do this.
Oh, you're fucking dead to me!

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(CHUCKLES) Happy birthday!

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Hey, girl!

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Where's your
adorable boyfriend?

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(CHUCKLES)

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You know, you guys make
such a surprising couple.

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Like, if I didn't meet him
as your boyfriend,

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I would assume he'd be dating
someone more...

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Like, edgy. Like a cool girl.
Like a model.

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But then
I see you two together,

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and it's like,
"Aw, this works too."

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Where is he?
So I can hug him.

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(PANTING)

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(SHOUTING IN RUSSIAN)

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(YELLS)

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(AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON TV)

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(BOTH SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN)

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(DOOR SLAMS OPEN)
(PANTING)

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Oh, God. Oh, come on.

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(MEN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

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(GRUNTS)

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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This is crazy because
you're from the Ukraine...

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...and I just auditioned

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to be a Ukrainian farm girl
in a GEICO ad.

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And?
They told me

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I was too authentic.
Anyway...

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Is it Ukraine or the Ukraine?

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Well, it depends.

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You say how you like,
you know?

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Always let beautiful,
sexy woman decide.

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(CLICKS TONGUE) Okay.
(CHUCKLES)

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That's what this is?

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You know...
All right.

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You have face like doll.

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Mmm. Okay.

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Such a small, narrow waist.
It's tiny.

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You know,
I was gonna drive home,

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but now I think I might
just drive into a wall.

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Hit me. (CHUCKLES)

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Wait, I can use this.

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Come here.

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Audrey.
Yeah?

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This is Viktor. He's a
visitor from Eastern Europe.

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He has something that
he wants to say to you.

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I do?
Yeah, yeah.

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This is my best friend.
She's having a bad night.

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Can you just use
your aggressive masculinity

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for good instead of for evil?

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Just tell her
what you told me before.

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What are you doing?

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You have doll face.

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No, make it specific to her.

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Like really
objectify her.

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Yeah?
MORGAN: Yeah.

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Okay, cool. Uh...

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You have big baby eyes.

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Mmm.
And, phew, soft...

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(SMACKS LIPS) Supple udders. Yeah.
Oh.

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Oh, my God! What the fuck?
MORGAN: Wow!

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Thank you so much, Viktor.

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You've done good work.
Okay.

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Thank you so much.
Okay, bye-bye.

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I fucking hate you.

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Oh, come on! You're smiling.

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MAN: Hey, Audrey.
Where's Drew?

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He drowned.

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Ugh. Do you see?
This has been all night long.

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Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

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You have to move on.
Yes, I know.

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It's just really hard
to do that

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when he left a box of his shit
in our apartment,

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and he won't even text me back
about picking it up.

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I know.

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Oh, can I see your phone?
Yeah.

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I just have to
Google something.

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MORGAN: Whew!

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(SIGHS)
(TYPING)

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Who are you texting?
(MUMBLES)

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Morgan, let me see my phone.

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I'm texting Drew.
Oh, my God!

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I said, "Fuck you,
you worthless nutsack.

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"I'm setting your shit
on fire."

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Oh, my God, no!
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

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Why the fuck
would you write that?

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'Cause we're gonna
set his shit on fire.

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(PANTING)

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(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

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Fuck!

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(LAUGHS)

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Really, Drew?

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Skid marks
on your underwear?

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What are you, eight?

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Did he want me to wash them?

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Is that why
he broke up with me?

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'Cause I didn't
mother him enough?

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Fuck you. Wipe your own ass.

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Okay. Oh, what's this?

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Oh. (CHUCKLES)

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This is actually
a handwritten list

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of his favorite breakfast
burrito places in Los Angeles.

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Stop! He made notes.
Yep.

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"Great egg to tortilla ratio."

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Fuckin' idiot.

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Burn the fire.
MORGAN: Burn!

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Oh, my God! His trophy.

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Second place trophy,
fantasy football.

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And he saved it.

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No! It's not
even real football.

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It's a fucking fantasy!

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Oh, wait.

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(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

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Oh, my God. It's Drew.

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(LINE RINGING)

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AUDREY: <i>Hello?</i>
Hey.

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Really? That's it? "Hey"?

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Are your ears burning?
'Cause your shit is.

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I'm sorry. I fucked up, okay?

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<i>Hold on. What?</i>

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What do you mean,
you fucked up? Which part?

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I'm gonna come over tomorrow,

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and I'm going to
explain everything, okay?

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Please don't do anything
with my stuff.

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I'll be back tomorrow.
(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Drew?

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(LINE DISCONNECTS)

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Drew!

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(BEEPS)

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

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(NECK SNAPS)

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(BEEPING)

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(LOUD EXPLOSION)

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER

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Oh! I'm so sorry.
That's okay.

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Happy birthday.

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How...

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Yep.
The... Yeah.

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Uh, it's not my birthday.
Oh.

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I just kinda wear it
for warmth.

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Well, if it was your birthday,
I would say, um...

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"Happy birthday."

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Well, I'd probably say,
"Thank you."

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You're welcome.

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Hey.

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I got a quarter left.

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Your mission, should you
choose to accept it,

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is to find the absolute
worst song on the jukebox.

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Okay.

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(COIN CLINKS)

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MAN: One gum, please.

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AUDREY: Oh.

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Yeah.

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(BEEPS)

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One...

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$2.25.

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(CASH REGISTER BEEPING)

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(COINS CLINKING)

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Have a great day.

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Aren't you gonna ask me
if I need help to my car?

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(CHUCKLES)

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So, um...

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Where are you from?

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Uh...

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England.

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That's what I thought.

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Yeah, but sometimes
when I think that

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people end up
being Australian.

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Ah. People do sometimes end up
being Australian.

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(LAUGHS) Shut up!

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Oh, God! I don't
actually mean "shut up."

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It's a figure of speech.

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I don't know
if you do that in England.

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What? Figures of speech?

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Yeah.
Yeah. We invented that.

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Right.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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You know, some...

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Some might say that I'm not
exercising good judgment

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following a strange man
somewhere.

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This is how
people get shoved

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in the back
of sketchy vans, right?

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That makes this
rather awkward.

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Mmm.

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Get in the van.

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What?

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(ENGINE STARTING)

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(VAN DOOR SLAMS) Oh, my God!
(STAMMERS) Okay, what is happening?

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Did I do something wrong?
Am I in trouble?

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Listen, we just wanna talk
about Drew Thayer.

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He's your boyfriend, right?
No.

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I mean, yes. Well, he was my
boyfriend, but we broke up.

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Why? Is he in trouble?

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Yes. Drew is
in a lot of trouble.

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That's why you're in a van.

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SEBASTIAN: Do you know where

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your ex-boyfriend worked,
Miss Stockman?

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Uh, yeah. NPR.

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He had a podcast.
It was about, um...

258
00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:44,968
I'm not 100% sure
what it was about,

259
00:12:44,970 --> 00:12:48,472
but like jazz and economics.

260
00:12:48,474 --> 00:12:50,274
(SCOFFS) Okay, nobody
listened to that podcast.

261
00:12:50,276 --> 00:12:52,009
Not even me,
and I went to Harvard.

262
00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:53,344
Wow. Only took you
two minutes.

263
00:12:53,346 --> 00:12:56,280
Well, I had to give her that
for context, Seb.

264
00:12:56,282 --> 00:12:58,415
That podcast
was Drew's cover job.

265
00:12:58,417 --> 00:13:00,620
Well, Drew never mentioned
having another job.

266
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,856
Listen, Drew was CIA.

267
00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:06,225
I'm sorry. What?

268
00:13:13,467 --> 00:13:14,266
Oh, my God!

269
00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:18,102
You were in Vegas
when we saw Celine Dion?

270
00:13:18,104 --> 00:13:19,471
Ironically.

271
00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:23,240
Oh, my God!
Listen, Drew's gone missing.

272
00:13:23,242 --> 00:13:25,410
A lot of innocent people are
gonna die unless we find him.

273
00:13:25,412 --> 00:13:27,046
Has he been in contact
with you?

274
00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:31,248
No.

275
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:32,918
Are you sure?
Mmm-mmm. No.

276
00:13:33,252 --> 00:13:34,386
(GASPS)

277
00:13:34,388 --> 00:13:36,254
Oh, unless it was
last Tuesday night,

278
00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:37,221
'cause I dropped
my phone in the tub

279
00:13:37,223 --> 00:13:38,088
and it stopped working
for a little while.

280
00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:40,090
That's... Yep,
that's what happened.

281
00:13:40,092 --> 00:13:41,459
So I went on the Internet,

282
00:13:41,461 --> 00:13:42,727
and I was like,
"How do I fix my phone?"

283
00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:44,429
It said to put it
in a bag of rice,

284
00:13:44,431 --> 00:13:46,231
so I was like,
"I don't have rice."

285
00:13:46,233 --> 00:13:47,933
Okay. You do not
wanna lie to us.

286
00:13:51,304 --> 00:13:54,305
Okay. Okay, fine.
Yes, he called me last night.

287
00:13:54,307 --> 00:13:56,441
Well, I guess he called me back.
Finally.

288
00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,476
I called him, like,
a thousand times.

289
00:13:58,478 --> 00:14:00,645
Just this week, after I
stopped hearing from him.

290
00:14:00,647 --> 00:14:03,417
I called him, like, a normal
amount when we were together.

291
00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:04,618
I'm normal.

292
00:14:06,253 --> 00:14:07,254
Okay.

293
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:12,323
MORGAN: Oh, my God.
I love you, Mom.

294
00:14:12,325 --> 00:14:14,526
Morgan.
Morgan, I need to talk to you.

295
00:14:14,528 --> 00:14:16,361
Oh, wait.
Audrey just got home.

296
00:14:16,363 --> 00:14:18,463
I need to talk to you.
I need to talk to you.

297
00:14:18,465 --> 00:14:20,198
Viktor is in my room
right now.

298
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,132
I don't know
who the fuck that is.

299
00:14:21,134 --> 00:14:23,268
Viktor, the guy from the bar
last night.

300
00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:24,269
Turns out
I left my driver's license.

301
00:14:24,271 --> 00:14:26,137
He sent me a Facebook message.

302
00:14:26,139 --> 00:14:27,505
And then he sent me
two pictures of his dick.

303
00:14:27,507 --> 00:14:28,606
Okay. I don't...
I don't really... I know,

304
00:14:28,608 --> 00:14:30,375
I don't wanna reward
that kind of behavior either,

305
00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:31,376
but I needed
my driver's license back.

306
00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:34,078
I'm not gonna go to the DMV.
I mean, kill me.

307
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,714
Totally. Can we just... I just
need to tell you something.

308
00:14:35,716 --> 00:14:39,017
But I'm using this opportunity
to teach him about feminism.

309
00:14:39,019 --> 00:14:40,485
There he is. Hey.

310
00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:42,253
You remember Audrey
from last night?

311
00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:44,690
Yeah. You know, Audrey,

312
00:14:44,692 --> 00:14:47,294
"There is no limit to what
we women can achieve."

313
00:14:48,261 --> 00:14:49,296
Michelle Obama.

314
00:14:51,465 --> 00:14:53,198
Okay. I take shower.

315
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:54,201
MORGAN: Okay.

316
00:14:55,302 --> 00:14:57,235
He's doing very well.
One second.

317
00:14:57,237 --> 00:14:59,572
Mom, did you get the dick pics
that I forwarded you?

318
00:14:59,574 --> 00:15:00,739
Morgan.
What?

319
00:15:00,741 --> 00:15:02,207
Audrey thinks it's weird
that we tell

320
00:15:02,209 --> 00:15:03,274
each other everything.
I think it's...

321
00:15:03,276 --> 00:15:05,076
I know.
Of course, it's normal.

322
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:06,479
Yes! That's what I said.

323
00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:08,581
It looks like an unbaked
crescent roll.

324
00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:10,181
(GROANS)
No, I know you like them uncut.

325
00:15:10,183 --> 00:15:12,050
Wait, hold on. My mom wants
to know if you've ever been

326
00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:13,151
with an uncircumcised guy?
Oh, my God.

327
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:14,720
Morgan, I'm begging you.
Get off the fucking phone!

328
00:15:14,722 --> 00:15:16,457
Okay, I love you.
I'll talk to you later.

329
00:15:17,592 --> 00:15:18,459
What?

330
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:23,531
Get this. Two guys show up
at my work from the CIA.

331
00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:25,666
They wanna talk about Drew.

332
00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,336
They said he's a spy.

333
00:15:29,504 --> 00:15:30,638
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)

334
00:15:31,405 --> 00:15:32,573
What do you mean, a spy?

335
00:15:34,242 --> 00:15:36,175
Morgan, I'm serious.

336
00:15:36,177 --> 00:15:37,743
They showed me photos of him

337
00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:40,779
with, like, dead bodies
and, like, weapons and blood.

338
00:15:40,781 --> 00:15:42,615
Wait, wait. What? What?
I know.

339
00:15:42,617 --> 00:15:44,717
I know this sounds batshit crazy,
but just think about it, okay?

340
00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:47,186
There were so many unanswered
questions about that guy.

341
00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:48,521
Like if he went to Vassar,

342
00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:50,256
why does he pronounce it
"liberry"?

343
00:15:50,258 --> 00:15:52,226
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

344
00:15:55,696 --> 00:15:58,464
(EXHALES) Sorry.

345
00:15:58,466 --> 00:16:00,334
Couldn't remember
if you were 3-A or 3-B.

346
00:16:01,135 --> 00:16:02,735
Hey.
What?

347
00:16:02,737 --> 00:16:04,870
I'm not great on text.
I'm better on email.

348
00:16:04,872 --> 00:16:06,107
You know that. I'm...

349
00:16:07,808 --> 00:16:09,542
Why does it smell like
lighter fluid?

350
00:16:09,544 --> 00:16:10,709
Because I wasn't kidding
when I told you

351
00:16:10,711 --> 00:16:12,411
I was gonna
set your shit on fire.

352
00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:13,880
Look, listen, I get it.

353
00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:14,814
It's a long story.

354
00:16:14,816 --> 00:16:16,448
There was something
that I had to deal with.

355
00:16:16,450 --> 00:16:18,286
Okay? I just wasn't
in the right headspace.

356
00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:20,388
I know you're a spy.

357
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,323
Yeah.

358
00:16:24,325 --> 00:16:26,125
These guys
showed up at my work,

359
00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:27,894
shoved me into a van,

360
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,564
and showed me
these horrible photos.

361
00:16:30,899 --> 00:16:32,264
Where...
(GUN COCKING)

362
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:33,332
What did you tell 'em?
What do you mean,

363
00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:34,500
"What did I tell them?"
You're not gonna deny to it?

364
00:16:34,502 --> 00:16:37,737
Or tell me those photos
were photoshopped or anything?

365
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:40,139
Oh, my God!
You have a fucking gun!

366
00:16:40,141 --> 00:16:42,141
I need you to tell me
exactly what you told them.

367
00:16:42,143 --> 00:16:43,612
Wait, is this why
you broke up with me?

368
00:16:45,479 --> 00:16:47,614
What's on your forehead?
What?

369
00:16:47,616 --> 00:16:49,583
You have, like, this little
red dot on your forehead.

370
00:16:49,585 --> 00:16:51,551
Oh, shit!
AUDREY: Oh, my God!

371
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:52,554
Go, go, go!
(AUDREY SCREAMING)

372
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,255
Stay down!
(GUNSHOTS)

373
00:16:55,189 --> 00:16:56,491
Go! Go!

374
00:16:56,925 --> 00:16:58,324
Stay down!

375
00:16:58,326 --> 00:16:59,726
Stay away from the windows!

376
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,128
Dad, I have to call you back.

377
00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,331
<font color="

378
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,635
AUDREY: What the fuck
is going on?

379
00:17:06,935 --> 00:17:08,169
Morgan!

380
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,339
Wait, you're bleeding.

381
00:17:11,172 --> 00:17:12,339
(GROANS) Fuck!

382
00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,773
Some bad people are after me.

383
00:17:13,775 --> 00:17:14,908
The CIA?

384
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,877
And some other people too.
And now they're after you.

385
00:17:17,879 --> 00:17:20,179
It's exactly why I left you.
Oh, my God.

386
00:17:20,181 --> 00:17:21,416
I didn't want you in danger.

387
00:17:21,883 --> 00:17:23,483
(PANTING)

388
00:17:23,485 --> 00:17:26,519
It's also why I left you this.

389
00:17:26,521 --> 00:17:27,789
Your trophy?
Because I trust you.

390
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,825
A lot of innocent people
are gonna die

391
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:34,427
unless we get this
to where it needs to go, okay?

392
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,463
So what we're gonna do is, we're
gonna leave the apartment.

393
00:17:36,465 --> 00:17:38,798
We're gonna go
to Vienna. Okay?

394
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,502
And we're gonna go
to Cafe Schiele.

395
00:17:41,703 --> 00:17:43,637
We're gonna meet
someone named Verne

396
00:17:43,639 --> 00:17:45,438
at 11:00 a.m. tomorrow.

397
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,539
Wait. Why are you
telling me this

398
00:17:46,541 --> 00:17:48,241
if we're doing this together?

399
00:17:48,243 --> 00:17:50,744
In case I don't make it
outta here alive.

400
00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:53,248
No, Drew, you're not gonna die.
Listen to me. (SHUSHING)

401
00:17:54,383 --> 00:17:58,451
11:00 a.m.
Cafe Schiele. Verne.

402
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,353
You got it?
Okay, got it.

403
00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,324
And don't trust anybody.

404
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:04,724
Anybody.

405
00:18:04,726 --> 00:18:05,661
(SCREAMING)

406
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:08,497
(GASPS)

407
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:10,332
<i>Do svidanya,</i> Drew.

408
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:12,534
AUDREY: Oh, my God!

409
00:18:13,870 --> 00:18:15,535
(YELLING)

410
00:18:15,537 --> 00:18:16,737
(VIKTOR YELPS)

411
00:18:16,739 --> 00:18:18,371
(THUDS)

412
00:18:18,373 --> 00:18:19,842
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
(ALARMS BEEPING)

413
00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:22,308
Oh, my God! Drew's dead.

414
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:22,912
<font color="
AGENT: Open up!

415
00:18:24,246 --> 00:18:26,413
MORGAN: Fire escape!
Fire escape.

416
00:18:26,415 --> 00:18:27,848
AGENT: Open up now!
We got a search warrant!

417
00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:28,918
(GRUNTS)

418
00:18:31,954 --> 00:18:33,353
AGENT 1: Hallway clear!

419
00:18:33,355 --> 00:18:34,356
AGENT 2: Door right.

420
00:18:34,824 --> 00:18:35,923
AGENT 3: Clear!

421
00:18:35,925 --> 00:18:37,259
Check it!

422
00:18:43,265 --> 00:18:44,299
Are you okay?
What?

423
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:46,669
No! Are you?

424
00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:49,572
No.
Okay.

425
00:18:50,907 --> 00:18:52,773
So, um,
where are we going?

426
00:18:52,775 --> 00:18:55,009
I don't know.
Where are we gonna be safe?

427
00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:56,577
Pull into that parking lot.

428
00:18:56,579 --> 00:18:57,578
There's a bathroom
in that Pilates Plus.

429
00:18:57,580 --> 00:19:00,681
We are not hiding
in a fucking Pilates Plus.

430
00:19:00,683 --> 00:19:02,049
Where's the police station?

431
00:19:02,051 --> 00:19:03,584
What? No, police.

432
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:05,920
We're not doing police
'cause I killed someone.

433
00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:07,488
AUDREY: Oh, my God!
MORGAN: Oh, my God!

434
00:19:07,490 --> 00:19:08,689
Call the CIA guys.

435
00:19:08,691 --> 00:19:10,691
No! Drew said
that we can't trust anyone,

436
00:19:10,693 --> 00:19:12,960
and he's right,
'cause he's dead!

437
00:19:12,962 --> 00:19:14,895
Probably because
I talked to them.

438
00:19:14,897 --> 00:19:16,564
No, it's 'cause
I let the assassin

439
00:19:16,566 --> 00:19:18,532
into the apartment.

440
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,334
Okay, fair enough.
It's both our faults.

441
00:19:20,336 --> 00:19:22,670
(RINGING)

442
00:19:22,672 --> 00:19:24,474
Shit!
You gonna get the call?

443
00:19:24,807 --> 00:19:25,706
Hello.

444
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,909
(OVER SPEAKER)
<i>Audrey, it's Sebastian.</i>

445
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:28,976
You killed Drew.

446
00:19:28,978 --> 00:19:30,644
I told you
where he was gonna be,

447
00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:31,879
and you fucking killed him!

448
00:19:31,881 --> 00:19:33,447
Sorry, can I ask a question?
Who is this?

449
00:19:33,449 --> 00:19:34,882
That's the asshole
from the CIA.

450
00:19:34,884 --> 00:19:36,484
<font color="
where are you taking it?</i>

451
00:19:36,486 --> 00:19:37,585
Why would I tell you?

452
00:19:37,587 --> 00:19:38,788
<i>Give us the package.</i>

453
00:19:39,355 --> 00:19:40,521
<i>Trust me.</i>

454
00:19:40,523 --> 00:19:41,858
I don't trust anyone anymore.

455
00:19:44,494 --> 00:19:46,327
You trust me though, right?

456
00:19:46,329 --> 00:19:48,529
Yes, of course, I trust you.
You don't count.

457
00:19:48,531 --> 00:19:50,731
Good. 'Cause this is not
some fake spy friendship

458
00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,466
that the Russians
put together.

459
00:19:52,468 --> 00:19:53,935
Dude, shut up. I know.

460
00:19:53,937 --> 00:19:55,736
Okay, Drew said that if
we don't deliver this package,

461
00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:57,505
a lot of people are gonna die.

462
00:19:57,507 --> 00:19:58,539
What if we don't do it
and then there's

463
00:19:58,541 --> 00:20:00,341
a terrorist attack
or something?

464
00:20:00,343 --> 00:20:01,810
Well, what did he say to do?

465
00:20:01,812 --> 00:20:03,746
We have to get it
to a cafe in Vienna.

466
00:20:04,948 --> 00:20:06,280
Austria, Vienna?

467
00:20:06,282 --> 00:20:08,518
Yes. That's what he said.
Okay. Well, why don't we do that then?

468
00:20:09,853 --> 00:20:11,485
Do what? Go to Europe

469
00:20:11,487 --> 00:20:12,988
when a bunch of people
are trying to kill us?

470
00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:15,690
Do you wanna die
having never been to Europe?

471
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:18,294
Or do you wanna go to Europe
and die having been to Europe?

472
00:20:19,096 --> 00:20:21,330
Why are those
my only two options?

473
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,498
Okay. This is a sign.

474
00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,934
Our passports
are still in there

475
00:20:25,936 --> 00:20:27,470
from our road trip to Tijuana.

476
00:20:29,372 --> 00:20:31,139
Okay, someone that you love

477
00:20:31,141 --> 00:20:33,811
just died and asked you
to do one last thing.

478
00:20:34,778 --> 00:20:36,046
I think you gotta do it.

479
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:37,815
I'll go with you.

480
00:20:40,017 --> 00:20:42,484
Okay, fuck it. Let's just...
Let's go to Austria.

481
00:20:42,486 --> 00:20:43,520
Let's go to Austria.

482
00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,122
Why are you turning?
AUDREY: I have to park.

483
00:20:47,124 --> 00:20:48,390
MORGAN: People are trying to kill us.

484
00:20:48,392 --> 00:20:49,426
We're not fucking
parking in Lot C.

485
00:20:51,161 --> 00:20:52,830
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

486
00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:57,899
<font color="

487
00:20:57,901 --> 00:20:59,901
I think it looks suspicious if we
go through international security

488
00:20:59,903 --> 00:21:01,870
with no luggage and just
a weird trophy, right?

489
00:21:01,872 --> 00:21:03,805
Wait. Wouldn't it be
more suspicious

490
00:21:03,807 --> 00:21:05,407
if we go through security
with a suitcase

491
00:21:05,409 --> 00:21:07,576
that's totally empty
except for the weird trophy?

492
00:21:07,578 --> 00:21:09,611
Yes. We need
more trophies then.

493
00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:11,012
That's what we'll do.

494
00:21:11,014 --> 00:21:12,914
We'll be the kind of women
who jet off to Vienna

495
00:21:12,916 --> 00:21:14,150
with all of our awards.

496
00:21:14,152 --> 00:21:15,717
We're notable.
We're recognized.

497
00:21:15,719 --> 00:21:17,020
We have trophies, baby!

498
00:21:17,988 --> 00:21:19,090
"Best Grandson"?

499
00:21:19,923 --> 00:21:21,157
Yes.

500
00:21:21,159 --> 00:21:22,191
Don't be nervous.

501
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,926
People get caught
when they're not confident.

502
00:21:24,928 --> 00:21:27,764
Hello, are you new?
I usually deal with Cesar.

503
00:21:29,633 --> 00:21:30,932
(GASPS) Shit! We gotta
get rid of our phones.

504
00:21:30,934 --> 00:21:32,834
Bad guys can track us
even if they're off.

505
00:21:32,836 --> 00:21:35,071
Oh, right. I've actually
known that for a long time.

506
00:21:35,073 --> 00:21:36,872
I went to performing arts camp
with Edward Snowden.

507
00:21:36,874 --> 00:21:38,207
Oh, that's right.
You used to date Snowden.

508
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,609
No, no. He tried.

509
00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:41,712
God, he was obsessed with me.

510
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:44,546
He was really into ska.

511
00:21:44,548 --> 00:21:45,780
When the whole thing
was going down, I was like,

512
00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:46,715
"Why is no one
talking about the fact

513
00:21:46,717 --> 00:21:48,918
"that Edward Snowden
is really into ska?"

514
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,387
Give me your phone.
Oh, yeah.

515
00:21:52,156 --> 00:21:55,457
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) <i>Final call
for boarding Flight 232.</i>

516
00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:56,893
<i>Final call
for boarding Flight 232.</i>

517
00:21:56,895 --> 00:21:57,960
Bitch!

518
00:21:57,962 --> 00:21:59,097
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)

519
00:21:59,931 --> 00:22:01,665
Bitch! (GRUNTING)

520
00:22:10,742 --> 00:22:12,476
<i>Mambo No. 5?</i>
Oh, please.

521
00:22:13,711 --> 00:22:14,576
What?
Have you heard mambos

522
00:22:14,578 --> 00:22:15,811
one through four?
They're fantastic.

523
00:22:15,813 --> 00:22:16,979
Wow!
Yeah.

524
00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:18,614
That's good.
That's good.

525
00:22:18,616 --> 00:22:19,851
Oh, I got one.
Close your eyes.

526
00:22:20,985 --> 00:22:21,920
Close your eyes.
Okay.

527
00:22:23,922 --> 00:22:25,790
(PRESSING BUTTONS)

528
00:22:29,127 --> 00:22:30,895
(<i>MMM MMM MMM MMM</i> PLAYING)

529
00:22:33,498 --> 00:22:34,832
Oh. Um...

530
00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:36,935
No. Uh...

531
00:22:39,070 --> 00:22:44,273
(SINGING ALONG)
<i>♫ Once there was this kid who ♫</i>

532
00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:51,180
<i>♫ Got into an accident couldn't
come to school but when... ♫</i>

533
00:22:51,182 --> 00:22:52,682
Yeah, that's the worst song.
(LAUGHS)

534
00:22:52,684 --> 00:22:53,816
You win.
Right?

535
00:22:53,818 --> 00:22:54,984
Congratulations.
Thank you.

536
00:22:54,986 --> 00:22:56,052
That's the worst.
Thank you.

537
00:22:56,054 --> 00:22:58,154
They play this kind of stuff
in Europe all the time.

538
00:22:58,156 --> 00:22:59,855
It's like the whole
continent just said,

539
00:22:59,857 --> 00:23:01,960
"You know what? I love 1994.
Let's just stay here."

540
00:23:03,962 --> 00:23:05,830
I wouldn't know.
I've never been to Europe.

541
00:23:06,898 --> 00:23:08,499
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

542
00:23:20,045 --> 00:23:21,813
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
<font color="

543
00:23:24,016 --> 00:23:25,150
Oh!

544
00:23:26,584 --> 00:23:27,951
WAITER: For our special today,

545
00:23:27,953 --> 00:23:30,586
I would recommend
our meat and bread platter

546
00:23:30,588 --> 00:23:32,155
with a hot pot of fondue.

547
00:23:32,157 --> 00:23:33,858
AUDREY: This is really fancy.

548
00:23:34,293 --> 00:23:35,493
We belong here.

549
00:23:36,996 --> 00:23:39,695
Was this a place that Drew
would hang out at?

550
00:23:39,697 --> 00:23:41,331
I mean, Drew. Like...

551
00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:45,703
The same guy that called
7-Eleven sushi Japanese food.

552
00:23:46,905 --> 00:23:48,207
Okay. Who do we
think Verne is?

553
00:23:49,308 --> 00:23:50,841
I don't know.

554
00:23:50,843 --> 00:23:52,610
And won't Verne
be looking for Drew?

555
00:23:54,179 --> 00:23:56,015
Fuck!
How's he gonna know it's us?

556
00:23:56,715 --> 00:23:58,248
God damn it!
What do we do?

557
00:23:58,250 --> 00:23:59,084
(TAPS UTENSIL ON PLATE)

558
00:24:00,719 --> 00:24:02,955
Oh, no. What's wrong?
What do you see?

559
00:24:03,956 --> 00:24:05,322
(GULPS)

560
00:24:05,324 --> 00:24:08,325
Oh, nothing.
It's just that, um,

561
00:24:08,327 --> 00:24:10,528
cake's a lot of flour
and dairy for me. I...

562
00:24:11,730 --> 00:24:13,964
I have to have diarrhea.

563
00:24:13,966 --> 00:24:15,134
Okay.
Okay. (STOMACH RUMBLING)

564
00:24:15,868 --> 00:24:17,367
(EXHALES)

565
00:24:17,369 --> 00:24:20,103
Morgan, you should...
You should probably go.

566
00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:21,805
I can hold it.
No.

567
00:24:21,807 --> 00:24:24,007
No. Mmm. You should probably not do that.
No.

568
00:24:24,009 --> 00:24:24,941
No.
No, this is more important.

569
00:24:24,943 --> 00:24:27,146
No! Oh, my gosh.
It's really not. Please go.

570
00:24:35,287 --> 00:24:36,820
Can I bring you anything else?

571
00:24:36,822 --> 00:24:38,789
Uh, no.
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

572
00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,957
(GASPS)
Don't make a noise.

573
00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:42,628
I'm the person
you're here to meet.

574
00:24:44,897 --> 00:24:47,130
I'm sorry.
Um, you're Verne?

575
00:24:47,132 --> 00:24:49,400
It's an alias.
Now, hand the package over.

576
00:24:49,402 --> 00:24:51,204
(STAMMERS) Wait. None of this
is making any sense.

577
00:24:51,837 --> 00:24:53,136
(AUDREY GASPS)

578
00:24:53,138 --> 00:24:54,740
Oh, my God!
Don't say a word.

579
00:24:55,908 --> 00:24:57,074
Okay.

580
00:24:57,076 --> 00:24:58,909
Oh, my God.

581
00:24:58,911 --> 00:25:00,712
(CONVERSES WITH WAITER IN GERMAN)

582
00:25:02,082 --> 00:25:03,680
I'm trying to protect you.

583
00:25:03,682 --> 00:25:05,416
Yeah. The same way
you protected Drew?

584
00:25:05,418 --> 00:25:06,950
If you were here
to protect me,

585
00:25:06,952 --> 00:25:07,984
you wouldn't be
pointing a gun at me.

586
00:25:07,986 --> 00:25:10,388
I may not be in the CIA,
but I know that much.

587
00:25:10,390 --> 00:25:12,689
MI6, actually.
Drew was CIA.

588
00:25:12,691 --> 00:25:14,025
It's an international effort.

589
00:25:14,027 --> 00:25:15,293
Whatever!

590
00:25:15,295 --> 00:25:16,929
(TOILET FLUSHING)

591
00:25:26,272 --> 00:25:27,771
You're Verne?

592
00:25:27,773 --> 00:25:28,774
<i>Guten Morgen.</i>

593
00:25:31,677 --> 00:25:32,846
<i>Guten</i> Verne.

594
00:25:34,780 --> 00:25:35,813
Would you please stop
pointing that?

595
00:25:35,815 --> 00:25:37,148
It's making me very nervous.

596
00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:38,216
When I get nervous...
Sit still and listen.

597
00:25:38,218 --> 00:25:40,318
Okay.

598
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:42,987
In a moment, everyone in this
cafe is gonna start shooting.

599
00:25:42,989 --> 00:25:44,822
They all want
what you've got,

600
00:25:44,824 --> 00:25:46,023
and they'll kill
each and every one of us

601
00:25:46,025 --> 00:25:47,060
until they get it.

602
00:25:49,963 --> 00:25:51,896
If you run,
you'll be killed.

603
00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:53,064
If you do manage to get out,

604
00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:54,031
you won't be able
to go anywhere.

605
00:25:54,033 --> 00:25:55,099
If you scan your passport
at the border,

606
00:25:55,101 --> 00:25:57,201
there will be men with guns
bigger than this one

607
00:25:57,203 --> 00:25:58,903
that won't say a word
before they kill you.

608
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,838
And if you do make it
to the airport,

609
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,907
we'll be waiting for you.

610
00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:05,977
So hand the package over,
and no one gets hurt.

611
00:26:05,979 --> 00:26:07,111
Except for Drew.

612
00:26:07,113 --> 00:26:09,315
Okay. It's not productive
to keep bringing that up.

613
00:26:11,151 --> 00:26:14,687
That's not Verne.

614
00:26:16,723 --> 00:26:17,724
The package.

615
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:20,660
Good.

616
00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:35,276
That's not Verne!

617
00:26:40,113 --> 00:26:41,114
What?

618
00:26:46,753 --> 00:26:48,054
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

619
00:26:52,226 --> 00:26:53,026
What?

620
00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:54,761
(GASPING)

621
00:26:59,099 --> 00:27:00,267
(GRUNTS)

622
00:27:01,535 --> 00:27:02,902
Oh, my God!
(YELPS)

623
00:27:08,409 --> 00:27:10,108
(MAN GROANS)

624
00:27:10,110 --> 00:27:11,212
<font color="

625
00:27:15,549 --> 00:27:16,350
AUDREY: Morgan!

626
00:27:19,954 --> 00:27:21,786
(MAN YELLING)
(GRUNTS)

627
00:27:21,788 --> 00:27:23,023
(WHIMPERS)

628
00:27:27,795 --> 00:27:28,894
(BONES CRACKING)

629
00:27:28,896 --> 00:27:29,964
(BOTH GASP)

630
00:27:31,398 --> 00:27:32,965
(ALL GRUNTING)

631
00:27:32,967 --> 00:27:34,501
(SCREAMING)

632
00:27:39,139 --> 00:27:40,140
Oh, my God.

633
00:27:41,542 --> 00:27:43,143
(SCREAMING)

634
00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:55,523
AUDREY: No!

635
00:27:56,457 --> 00:27:57,258
No! Verne, wait!

636
00:27:59,059 --> 00:28:00,227
<font color="

637
00:28:01,328 --> 00:28:02,528
(GASPS)

638
00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:03,596
Holy shit! Run!

639
00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,099
(BOTH SCREAMING)

640
00:28:10,472 --> 00:28:12,206
(BOTH SCREAMING)

641
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:16,176
(MAN CHOKING)

642
00:28:17,945 --> 00:28:19,011
(BODY THUDS)

643
00:28:19,013 --> 00:28:20,180
(PANTING)

644
00:28:25,219 --> 00:28:26,554
(GLASS SHATTERING)

645
00:28:27,988 --> 00:28:30,223
Oh, my God! I killed someone!
I killed someone!

646
00:28:30,225 --> 00:28:32,092
Stop yelling that!
Oh, my God!

647
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:35,861
Oh, my God!
Wait. Shit.

648
00:28:35,863 --> 00:28:37,163
Get in the fucking car!
Get in the car!

649
00:28:37,165 --> 00:28:38,498
MORGAN: That car?
That's not our car!

650
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,432
Sorry! I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry.

651
00:28:39,434 --> 00:28:40,966
Hey! Ah!

652
00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:42,168
Okay!
Okay, we're set.

653
00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:43,236
Oh, shit!
What?

654
00:28:43,238 --> 00:28:46,038
It's a stick. Do you know
how to drive a stick?

655
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,907
No! No!
Fuck!

656
00:28:48,909 --> 00:28:51,344
AUDREY: Which one's the brake?
I don't know. There are so many.

657
00:28:51,346 --> 00:28:52,578
AUDREY: How do I change
the fucking gear?

658
00:28:52,580 --> 00:28:53,613
How does your car work?

659
00:28:53,615 --> 00:28:55,148
I'm so sorry.

660
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,516
It's an emergency!
Oh, my God!

661
00:28:56,518 --> 00:28:57,352
Oh, God!
MORGAN: Oh!

662
00:28:58,119 --> 00:29:00,053
(BOTH SCREAMING)

663
00:29:00,055 --> 00:29:01,156
(MAN SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

664
00:29:03,191 --> 00:29:05,925
Okay. It wasn't so bad.
Get out! Abort! Mission abort!

665
00:29:05,927 --> 00:29:07,994
Sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

666
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,264
Hurry! Hurry!

667
00:29:09,898 --> 00:29:11,032
Hey!

668
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,136
Stop. The cab. Come on.

669
00:29:17,038 --> 00:29:19,007
Hello. Hi, can we go, please?

670
00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:22,275
Mr. Yang?
AUDREY: Yeah.

671
00:29:22,277 --> 00:29:24,043
Yeah, my mother
married a Chinese man.

672
00:29:24,045 --> 00:29:25,578
It's a very long,
beautiful story. They met...

673
00:29:25,580 --> 00:29:28,181
We are Yang.
We are Mr. Yang. Yes.

674
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,182
All right.
MORGAN: Thank you so much.

675
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,616
AUDREY: Thank you.
We gotta go.

676
00:29:30,618 --> 00:29:31,453
MORGAN: And we're on the gas.

677
00:29:33,922 --> 00:29:36,055
So, you guys visiting?
No, we live here.

678
00:29:36,057 --> 00:29:38,193
I'm an Austrian man
named Mr. Yang. Go.

679
00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,360
So, I'm Lukas.

680
00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,595
How can I make your ride

681
00:29:41,597 --> 00:29:44,097
in Vienna excellent today?
Everything's fine.

682
00:29:44,099 --> 00:29:45,031
Everything's great.
Can you just drive?

683
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,966
Oh, no. Fine is not
good enough for me.

684
00:29:46,968 --> 00:29:48,234
Okay.
I want excellent.

685
00:29:48,236 --> 00:29:50,236
Would you like some waters?
Still? Sparkling?

686
00:29:50,238 --> 00:29:51,605
No, water. Fully hydrated.

687
00:29:51,607 --> 00:29:52,573
Would you like
to listen to music?

688
00:29:52,575 --> 00:29:54,974
No. No, no. No music.
Just drive, please.

689
00:29:54,976 --> 00:29:56,577
But I'm not only
a driver, actually.

690
00:29:56,579 --> 00:29:58,344
I'm also a DJ
on Saturday nights.

691
00:29:58,346 --> 00:30:00,380
Oh, get out!
Wow, that's cool.

692
00:30:00,382 --> 00:30:01,448
I don't know
if you guys are still in town

693
00:30:01,450 --> 00:30:02,418
on Saturday, but look.

694
00:30:04,119 --> 00:30:05,452
Hip-hop music.
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

695
00:30:05,454 --> 00:30:07,255
Jump. Jump.
Jump. Jump.

696
00:30:08,189 --> 00:30:09,558
Huh? Good, huh?

697
00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:22,603
Shit!
<font color="

698
00:30:22,605 --> 00:30:23,604
Okay, listen, buddy.

699
00:30:23,606 --> 00:30:25,205
There's a bunch of men
chasing us with guns,

700
00:30:25,207 --> 00:30:27,243
and I need you
to lose them now.

701
00:30:28,677 --> 00:30:29,976
Fuck yeah!

702
00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:31,110
(ENGINE ROARING)

703
00:30:31,112 --> 00:30:32,114
Oh, my God!

704
00:30:32,981 --> 00:30:34,681
(TIRES SCREECHING)

705
00:30:34,683 --> 00:30:36,118
Whoo-hoo!

706
00:30:38,621 --> 00:30:39,921
They're men. Oh, my God!

707
00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,323
AUDREY: Oh, my God!

708
00:30:43,325 --> 00:30:44,293
(SCREAMING)
(WHOOPING)

709
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:01,675
I smoked so much meth before.

710
00:31:01,677 --> 00:31:03,143
Great! Great!

711
00:31:03,145 --> 00:31:04,545
<font color="

712
00:31:04,547 --> 00:31:05,614
(SCREAMING)

713
00:31:10,286 --> 00:31:11,520
Fear is an illusion!

714
00:31:22,565 --> 00:31:23,632
High five. Up here.

715
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:26,099
(GROANS)

716
00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:27,637
(SCREAMING)

717
00:31:28,304 --> 00:31:29,305
Oh, fuck!

718
00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:31,440
(TIRES SCREECHING)

719
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:34,374
(HORNS HONKING)

720
00:31:34,376 --> 00:31:35,810
Get on top of him.
Okay.

721
00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:37,110
Oh, my God!

722
00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:38,447
(BOTH SCREAMING)

723
00:31:42,719 --> 00:31:45,120
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

724
00:31:51,828 --> 00:31:52,827
Oh, my God.
There's one left.

725
00:31:52,829 --> 00:31:54,363
I know. I see him.

726
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:57,365
Okay, why are you using
the turn signal?

727
00:31:57,367 --> 00:31:58,733
You're literally telling him
where we're going.

728
00:31:58,735 --> 00:32:00,200
Sorry. It's a force of habit.

729
00:32:00,202 --> 00:32:01,301
It's a bad habit.

730
00:32:01,303 --> 00:32:02,269
No! It's a good habit.

731
00:32:02,271 --> 00:32:04,574
In most circumstances,
it is a very good habit!

732
00:32:08,778 --> 00:32:10,778
Oh, my God!

733
00:32:10,780 --> 00:32:12,014
Fuck you!

734
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:18,421
Eat my shit!

735
00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:21,556
Oh, my God!
MORGAN: Okay.

736
00:32:21,558 --> 00:32:22,659
AUDREY: Get in the front.

737
00:32:23,393 --> 00:32:24,726
Yep. Yeah.

738
00:32:24,728 --> 00:32:25,729
Oh, no!

739
00:32:29,733 --> 00:32:31,499
(TIRES SCREECHING)

740
00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:32,567
(GASPING)

741
00:32:32,569 --> 00:32:35,403
I can't get my seat belt on!
Where the fuck is he?

742
00:32:35,405 --> 00:32:36,538
(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
Oh, my God!

743
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:37,407
(SCREAMING)

744
00:32:38,341 --> 00:32:39,743
He's on the fucking roof!

745
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,415
Oh, no! It's the man! Stop it!

746
00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:50,120
AUDREY: Oh, my God!
MORGAN: Oh, my God!

747
00:32:51,688 --> 00:32:53,288
(SCREAMING)

748
00:32:53,290 --> 00:32:54,558
He's on the top!
He's on the top!

749
00:32:56,293 --> 00:32:57,759
No!

750
00:32:57,761 --> 00:32:59,262
Okay. There she goes.

751
00:33:04,134 --> 00:33:05,435
(MAN GRUNTING)

752
00:33:14,444 --> 00:33:16,179
Why are you speeding up?
I got a plan!

753
00:33:16,647 --> 00:33:18,379
Okay!
Hold on!

754
00:33:18,381 --> 00:33:20,250
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(MAN SCREAMING)

755
00:33:25,756 --> 00:33:27,322
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

756
00:33:27,324 --> 00:33:28,559
(MAN GRUNTING)

757
00:33:30,628 --> 00:33:32,327
(BOTH SCREAMING)

758
00:33:32,329 --> 00:33:33,598
(HORN BLARES)

759
00:33:35,566 --> 00:33:37,165
Get the fuck out!
Okay!

760
00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,435
Great job! Five stars, Lukas!

761
00:33:38,869 --> 00:33:39,770
Five stars!

762
00:33:40,771 --> 00:33:42,506
Oh, my God!

763
00:33:44,475 --> 00:33:47,676
Oh, God! Jesus!
What happened?

764
00:33:47,678 --> 00:33:48,479
We gotta go.

765
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:51,349
We gotta go somewhere.
Oh, God!

766
00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:53,317
There's a train station.

767
00:33:57,321 --> 00:33:59,624
<font color="

768
00:34:11,435 --> 00:34:13,702
So you're saying you failed?

769
00:34:13,704 --> 00:34:16,207
<i>No, there were some
unforeseen complications,</i>

770
00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:18,540
but I do have the package.

771
00:34:18,542 --> 00:34:19,710
<i>Let's see it.</i>

772
00:34:26,550 --> 00:34:28,250
(SCOFFS)

773
00:34:28,252 --> 00:34:29,451
It appears I don't have it.

774
00:34:29,453 --> 00:34:31,220
WENDY: <i>So let me get this right.</i>

775
00:34:31,222 --> 00:34:33,455
You didn't get the package.

776
00:34:33,457 --> 00:34:35,658
The girls still have
the package.

777
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:37,994
And now Highland is likely
to get the package.

778
00:34:37,996 --> 00:34:39,497
I won't
let that happen, ma'am.

779
00:34:40,398 --> 00:34:41,830
I'm glad that this happened.

780
00:34:41,832 --> 00:34:44,466
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
been awarded Best Grandson.

781
00:34:44,468 --> 00:34:45,670
(CHUCKLES)
<i>Okay. That's funny.</i>

782
00:34:48,506 --> 00:34:50,305
Ma'am?
Ma'am, can you hear us?

783
00:34:50,307 --> 00:34:51,373
Ma'am, did you hear us?

784
00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:52,842
<i>Ma'am, are you frozen?
Ma'am, can you hear us?</i>

785
00:34:52,844 --> 00:34:54,077
<i>She's frozen.
Yeah.</i>

786
00:34:54,079 --> 00:34:55,812
DUFFER: <i>Ma'am, wave
if you're not frozen, please.</i>

787
00:34:55,814 --> 00:34:57,246
Not frozen.

788
00:34:57,248 --> 00:34:59,682
<i>Just disappointed.</i>

789
00:34:59,684 --> 00:35:01,350
(STUTTERS) I was just
trying to protect them.

790
00:35:01,352 --> 00:35:02,618
<i>Protect them?</i>

791
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:04,319
Yeah, let them die.
They're idiots.

792
00:35:04,321 --> 00:35:06,422
I know an idiot when I see one.
In the mirror.

793
00:35:06,424 --> 00:35:07,857
Okay. I'm not an idiot,
Sebastian. For the record...

794
00:35:07,859 --> 00:35:09,859
Here we go. You went to
Harvard. Yes, we all know.

795
00:35:09,861 --> 00:35:11,326
I didn't even mention Harvard.
That's the thing.

796
00:35:11,328 --> 00:35:12,929
<i>He was gonna mention Harvard. I was
making this simply about merit,</i>

797
00:35:12,931 --> 00:35:13,932
<i>and, yeah...</i>

798
00:35:19,303 --> 00:35:20,539
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

799
00:35:22,306 --> 00:35:24,473
Yes. Get in. Okay, look.

800
00:35:24,475 --> 00:35:25,975
I got us two tickets
to Prague.

801
00:35:25,977 --> 00:35:27,777
I got us a change of clothes.
Okay, great. We can change

802
00:35:27,779 --> 00:35:29,278
on the train. It leaves in,
like, 10 minutes.

803
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,613
And then we can fly home
from there.

804
00:35:30,615 --> 00:35:32,482
We just need to get
the fuck out of Vienna.

805
00:35:32,484 --> 00:35:35,719
Wait. Can we just take
a second to appreciate you?

806
00:35:35,721 --> 00:35:37,620
Now? Right now?
Yes.

807
00:35:37,622 --> 00:35:39,956
What you did in the cafe
with the gun was insane.

808
00:35:39,958 --> 00:35:41,290
You killed a man.

809
00:35:41,292 --> 00:35:42,859
It's okay. It was a bad man.
Oh, my God!

810
00:35:42,861 --> 00:35:44,661
I just play
a lot of video games.

811
00:35:44,663 --> 00:35:45,895
Can we please just...
No, and then

812
00:35:45,897 --> 00:35:47,464
what you did with the trophies.
You switched the trophies.

813
00:35:47,466 --> 00:35:49,032
He literally works
in intelligence,

814
00:35:49,034 --> 00:35:50,066
and yet, you were
the more intelligent.

815
00:35:50,068 --> 00:35:51,534
How crazy is that?

816
00:35:51,536 --> 00:35:53,503
And then you did all that
car stuff. Oh, my God!

817
00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:55,872
It all just kinda happened really quickly.
Can we please just move on?

818
00:35:55,874 --> 00:35:58,641
Woman, you are incredible,
and I want you to own it.

819
00:35:58,643 --> 00:36:00,910
Listen, I'm owning it.
Can we just go, please?

820
00:36:00,912 --> 00:36:01,845
Wait! Wait!
Oh, my God!

821
00:36:01,847 --> 00:36:03,980
No, I'm not gonna
let you minimize this.

822
00:36:03,982 --> 00:36:05,482
I'm not minimizing!
But you always do this.

823
00:36:05,484 --> 00:36:06,583
You always do this.

824
00:36:06,585 --> 00:36:08,618
Oh, my God!
Have you ever,

825
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:09,888
in your whole life,
felt so alive?

826
00:36:11,857 --> 00:36:14,726
ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) <i>Attention, the
train to Prague is now boarding.</i>

827
00:36:15,994 --> 00:36:17,727
We're gonna be
a lot less alive

828
00:36:17,729 --> 00:36:19,362
if we don't make it out
to the train. Okay? Please.

829
00:36:19,364 --> 00:36:20,797
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at this.

830
00:36:20,799 --> 00:36:22,565
They're really playing up
that Mozart is from here,

831
00:36:22,567 --> 00:36:23,933
and they're really downplaying
that Hitler is from here.

832
00:36:23,935 --> 00:36:25,604
Yeah, I would too. Get out.
Okay.

833
00:36:28,473 --> 00:36:29,907
AUDREY: What track is it?

834
00:36:29,909 --> 00:36:31,510
Um, looks like
track 10 goes to, um...

835
00:36:32,912 --> 00:36:34,544
(MISPRONOUNCING)
"Szkalas."

836
00:36:34,546 --> 00:36:36,981
(MISPRONOUNCING)
"Szass... Szabadszallas."

837
00:36:36,983 --> 00:36:39,482
"Nove Hodejovice."

838
00:36:39,484 --> 00:36:41,118
AUDREY: "Usti Nad Labem."

839
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,687
"Parndorf ich Bahnhof.
Prague."

840
00:36:44,689 --> 00:36:46,023
"Prague." Track six.
Oh, thank God.

841
00:36:46,025 --> 00:36:47,590
Okay, track six.
Wait. No, no, no, no, no!

842
00:36:47,592 --> 00:36:48,793
Sebastian said
if we use our passports

843
00:36:48,795 --> 00:36:49,960
we'll get stopped at the border.

844
00:36:49,962 --> 00:36:50,961
Shit!

845
00:36:50,963 --> 00:36:51,998
What do we do?

846
00:36:54,566 --> 00:36:57,400
Okay. We just have to find
two girls who look like us,

847
00:36:57,402 --> 00:36:58,936
tell them what happened, and
convince them to give us theirs,

848
00:36:58,938 --> 00:37:00,671
and then they could say
that theirs were stolen.

849
00:37:00,673 --> 00:37:02,405
Who would do that?
Any girls.

850
00:37:02,407 --> 00:37:03,540
Any girls would do that.

851
00:37:03,542 --> 00:37:04,342
Okay.

852
00:37:05,577 --> 00:37:07,512
How about them?
They kinda look like us.

853
00:37:09,782 --> 00:37:11,551
No, we don't wanna
be them in Europe.

854
00:37:12,552 --> 00:37:14,585
We wanna be them in Europe.

855
00:37:14,587 --> 00:37:15,953
We go all the way
down there,

856
00:37:15,955 --> 00:37:18,055
and then it ends up
being there.

857
00:37:18,057 --> 00:37:20,390
Yeah, we do.
Tight shorts.

858
00:37:20,392 --> 00:37:22,893
Just imagine the only guy
you've ever loved

859
00:37:22,895 --> 00:37:24,662
dying in front of you

860
00:37:24,664 --> 00:37:27,431
and asking you
to do this one thing.

861
00:37:27,433 --> 00:37:29,867
Wouldn't you
sacrifice everything?

862
00:37:29,869 --> 00:37:32,069
Imagine if that was
your best friend of 12 years.

863
00:37:32,071 --> 00:37:33,737
Wouldn't you go to the ends

864
00:37:33,739 --> 00:37:35,439
of the Earth to protect her?
Yes.

865
00:37:35,441 --> 00:37:38,008
You guys are weird.

866
00:37:38,010 --> 00:37:39,977
Okay. Actually,
we're not "weed."

867
00:37:39,979 --> 00:37:41,545
We are in danger.

868
00:37:41,547 --> 00:37:42,813
You'd be saving our lives

869
00:37:42,815 --> 00:37:43,981
and the lives
of a lot of innocent people.

870
00:37:43,983 --> 00:37:45,716
AUDREY: Just go to the embassy
and get other passports.

871
00:37:45,718 --> 00:37:47,618
Sorry. We'd love to
help you out, mate,

872
00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:48,886
but we just don't know you.

873
00:37:48,888 --> 00:37:50,588
<font color="
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

874
00:37:50,590 --> 00:37:52,458
<i>the train to Prague
is now leaving.</i>

875
00:37:56,829 --> 00:37:58,296
You're right. Okay.
You know what?

876
00:37:58,298 --> 00:37:59,997
Have a great time in Poland.
MORGAN: It's been beautiful meeting you.

877
00:37:59,999 --> 00:38:01,632
Now!

878
00:38:01,634 --> 00:38:03,467
Go! Get it! Shit!
TOURIST 1: Stop it!

879
00:38:03,469 --> 00:38:04,869
No! (SCREAMS)

880
00:38:04,871 --> 00:38:05,705
No!
Stop it!

881
00:38:06,939 --> 00:38:08,407
I got it!
Stop! No!

882
00:38:09,042 --> 00:38:10,910
Oi! Give me back my bum bag!

883
00:38:13,546 --> 00:38:14,714
Come on! Get in!

884
00:38:15,615 --> 00:38:16,714
Okay.
Oh, my God!

885
00:38:16,716 --> 00:38:18,682
Close! Oh, my God!
Close.

886
00:38:18,684 --> 00:38:20,651
(SCREAMS) Open the door!
I'm sorry.

887
00:38:20,653 --> 00:38:23,654
Give me back my fucking
bum bag, you bitch!

888
00:38:23,656 --> 00:38:25,123
MORGAN: Look,
your address is on it,

889
00:38:25,125 --> 00:38:28,394
so I can mail it back to you
if we survive.

890
00:38:28,929 --> 00:38:30,763
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

891
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,109
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

892
00:38:47,848 --> 00:38:49,482
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

893
00:38:52,753 --> 00:38:53,787
Hello?

894
00:38:55,622 --> 00:38:57,057
(SIGHS) Yes. I understand.

895
00:39:03,130 --> 00:39:06,064
<font color="

896
00:39:06,066 --> 00:39:07,599
Nadedja, where are you?

897
00:39:07,601 --> 00:39:09,668
Nadedja, you're going to miss
your cue again.

898
00:39:09,670 --> 00:39:11,836
You always do this.

899
00:39:11,838 --> 00:39:13,440
(MAN SPEAKS GERMAN)

900
00:39:20,547 --> 00:39:21,815
(ENGINE STARTS)

901
00:39:29,523 --> 00:39:31,189
I feel like
my best friend always knew

902
00:39:31,191 --> 00:39:33,191
that she wanted
to be an actress.

903
00:39:33,193 --> 00:39:35,660
She's just natural at it.
Mmm.

904
00:39:35,662 --> 00:39:38,129
I'm not a natural at anything.
(CHUCKLES)

905
00:39:38,131 --> 00:39:40,266
I tried law school.
Oh, smart.

906
00:39:40,268 --> 00:39:42,968
Then I tried art school.
That's good.

907
00:39:42,970 --> 00:39:44,035
Big swing there.

908
00:39:44,037 --> 00:39:44,938
I dropped out of both.

909
00:39:46,140 --> 00:39:48,008
Yeah,
I never finish anything.

910
00:39:52,045 --> 00:39:53,914
Well, hey,
you just finished your beer.

911
00:39:55,716 --> 00:39:57,116
Yeah, that I do finish.

912
00:39:57,118 --> 00:39:59,118
(LAUGHS)

913
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,888
So why don't you finish things?
What are you afraid of?

914
00:40:02,123 --> 00:40:03,690
Mmm.

915
00:40:04,192 --> 00:40:06,025
Being average.

916
00:40:06,027 --> 00:40:08,760
Come on. I would not say
that you are average.

917
00:40:08,762 --> 00:40:09,830
(SCOFFS)

918
00:40:10,965 --> 00:40:12,934
How would you know?
You just met me.

919
00:40:14,601 --> 00:40:16,568
I'm a pretty good judge
of character.

920
00:40:16,570 --> 00:40:17,939
You trust me.

921
00:40:22,743 --> 00:40:24,210
Thank you for the dance.

922
00:40:24,212 --> 00:40:25,878
Would you like me
to get you another beer?

923
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,714
Yeah! That'd be great.
Sure.

924
00:40:29,350 --> 00:40:31,217
Can I get two more, please?
BARTENDER: No problem.

925
00:40:31,219 --> 00:40:32,220
Thank you.

926
00:40:34,155 --> 00:40:37,356
Cool, cool, cool. Okay,
so here's my advice, right?

927
00:40:37,358 --> 00:40:39,825
Who are you?
Oh, that's my sister.

928
00:40:39,827 --> 00:40:41,794
Really?
Not my biological sister,

929
00:40:41,796 --> 00:40:44,096
but my de facto sister.

930
00:40:44,098 --> 00:40:45,831
Oh.
Yeah. She wouldn't want you to know this,

931
00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:48,100
but she lost her virginity
really late,

932
00:40:48,102 --> 00:40:49,902
so she's, like, hungry for it.
You know what I mean?

933
00:40:49,904 --> 00:40:51,704
Oh. Cool.
<font color="

934
00:40:51,706 --> 00:40:53,639
So have fun with that.

935
00:40:53,641 --> 00:40:56,609
But if you hurt her,

936
00:40:56,611 --> 00:40:58,878
I'll find your best friend...
Mmm-hmm.

937
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,014
...I'll cut off his dick...
Mmm-hmm.

938
00:41:01,215 --> 00:41:02,915
...and I'll make you eat it.

939
00:41:02,917 --> 00:41:04,950
Oh, okay.
Yeah.

940
00:41:04,952 --> 00:41:06,786
You can have whatever
condiments you like,

941
00:41:06,788 --> 00:41:08,256
but you gotta finish it.

942
00:41:10,691 --> 00:41:11,957
What's your name?

943
00:41:11,959 --> 00:41:14,293
Morgan. How you doing?
Morgan. Drew.

944
00:41:14,295 --> 00:41:16,731
Morgan, anyone ever tell you
you're a little much?

945
00:41:23,405 --> 00:41:25,173
AUDREY: Why didn't you tell me
that he said that?

946
00:41:27,642 --> 00:41:29,108
You were so into him,

947
00:41:29,110 --> 00:41:31,644
and you can't say shit like
that to your best friend

948
00:41:31,646 --> 00:41:33,981
when your best friend's
in love with somebody.

949
00:41:36,017 --> 00:41:38,684
It didn't hurt my feelings.

950
00:41:38,686 --> 00:41:41,089
Well, a little bit. It hurt
my feelings a little bit.

951
00:41:42,424 --> 00:41:44,259
Morgan. Hey.

952
00:41:45,194 --> 00:41:46,128
I'm really sorry.

953
00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:47,929
I'm sorry too.

954
00:41:49,264 --> 00:41:50,065
I'm sorry he died.

955
00:41:51,133 --> 00:41:51,999
Oh, God.

956
00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:54,834
MORGAN: What do we do
with this thing?

957
00:41:54,836 --> 00:41:56,336
AUDREY: I don't even know
what this thing is

958
00:41:56,338 --> 00:41:58,238
or what it does, or anything.

959
00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:01,041
God, I feel like such an
idiot about all this.

960
00:42:01,043 --> 00:42:02,409
I mean, I met his parents.

961
00:42:02,411 --> 00:42:04,177
They were so normal.

962
00:42:04,179 --> 00:42:05,979
Their names
are Tom and Marsha.

963
00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:08,148
The night
before he disappeared,

964
00:42:08,150 --> 00:42:09,815
we all went
to The Cheesecake Factory.

965
00:42:09,817 --> 00:42:11,784
Oh, my God, that menu.

966
00:42:11,786 --> 00:42:14,421
Dostoevsky wrote that menu.

967
00:42:14,423 --> 00:42:18,225
Who introduces people that
don't matter to their parents?

968
00:42:18,227 --> 00:42:20,260
Well, I do. I introduce
everyone to my parents.

969
00:42:20,262 --> 00:42:22,796
But that's their gain,
'cause my parents are magic.

970
00:42:22,798 --> 00:42:24,798
Do you think they knew?
I don't know.

971
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,700
I just wish
that he was still alive,

972
00:42:26,702 --> 00:42:27,836
so I could get some answers.

973
00:42:29,238 --> 00:42:31,071
And then I would tell him
to fucking die.

974
00:42:31,073 --> 00:42:32,007
(TROPHY CLATTERS)

975
00:42:38,313 --> 00:42:39,848
(RATTLING)

976
00:42:40,916 --> 00:42:41,917
Open it.

977
00:42:43,418 --> 00:42:44,419
Fuck!

978
00:42:45,921 --> 00:42:46,922
There.

979
00:42:49,224 --> 00:42:50,891
(STAMMERS)
What the fuck is that?

980
00:42:50,893 --> 00:42:52,859
AUDREY: It's a flash drive.

981
00:42:52,861 --> 00:42:54,161
MORGAN: They were killing
each other for this?

982
00:42:54,163 --> 00:42:55,829
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

983
00:42:55,831 --> 00:42:57,931
You know who would know
what we should do right now?

984
00:42:57,933 --> 00:43:00,501
No.
My father is a brilliant attorney...

985
00:43:00,503 --> 00:43:03,236
No. Mmm-mmm.
...who has represented people

986
00:43:03,238 --> 00:43:05,872
who are in much worse trouble
than we are right now.

987
00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:07,841
No. Your dad would be
furious at us

988
00:43:07,843 --> 00:43:09,843
for breaking a million
international laws.

989
00:43:09,845 --> 00:43:11,178
No. He's not gonna be mad.

990
00:43:11,180 --> 00:43:12,879
He wasn't mad
when I tried cocaine

991
00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:14,382
with my basketball coach.

992
00:43:14,384 --> 00:43:17,485
He wasn't mad at me when
I got deported from Belize.

993
00:43:17,487 --> 00:43:20,086
He didn't get mad when I
invited that teenage magician

994
00:43:20,088 --> 00:43:21,855
to live in my grandma's condo.

995
00:43:21,857 --> 00:43:24,126
Oh, yeah.
What ever happened to him?

996
00:43:26,929 --> 00:43:29,199
You're not gonna believe this.
He disappeared.

997
00:43:30,098 --> 00:43:32,233
(CLICKS TONGUE) Shut up.

998
00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:34,768
No, he actually...
He is a missing person.

999
00:43:34,770 --> 00:43:36,239
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1000
00:43:36,939 --> 00:43:38,840
(CZECH SONG PLAYING)

1001
00:43:39,775 --> 00:43:41,277
(HORN BLARING)

1002
00:43:49,152 --> 00:43:51,219
CAROL: <i>Hello?</i>
Mom, it's me.

1003
00:43:51,221 --> 00:43:54,288
Oh, thank God!
Arnie, she's okay!

1004
00:43:54,290 --> 00:43:56,059
ARNIE: <i>What?
I'm gonna conference your father in.</i>

1005
00:43:57,293 --> 00:43:59,128
This is Arnie.
<i>Hi, Dad.</i>

1006
00:43:59,529 --> 00:44:01,064
Hey, button! Hi!

1007
00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:03,864
You're all over the papers.

1008
00:44:03,866 --> 00:44:05,299
I'm so proud of you.

1009
00:44:05,301 --> 00:44:06,436
I always knew the world
would write about you.

1010
00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:10,404
Did you color your hair?
You look like a princess.

1011
00:44:10,406 --> 00:44:11,906
Sweetie, let me ask you.

1012
00:44:11,908 --> 00:44:13,574
Did you and Audrey
murder two people?

1013
00:44:13,576 --> 00:44:15,076
Tell me the truth.
I can get you out of it.

1014
00:44:15,078 --> 00:44:17,078
No, what happened was,
I murdered one person,

1015
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,448
but it was an assassin, so...
Shh!

1016
00:44:19,415 --> 00:44:20,848
So it didn't count.

1017
00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:22,216
No, it doesn't count.

1018
00:44:22,218 --> 00:44:24,518
And Audrey murdered a bunch of people in Austria.
Oh, my God!

1019
00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,854
But it was self-defense.
Also fine.

1020
00:44:26,856 --> 00:44:28,356
Her boyfriend was murdered
in front of us.

1021
00:44:28,358 --> 00:44:31,459
The handsome one?
I mean, he was fine, I guess.

1022
00:44:31,461 --> 00:44:34,428
Oh, you know who's really
handsome is Patrick Dempsey.

1023
00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:37,298
Where are you now, sweetie?
<i>I'm in Prague.</i>

1024
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,501
I don't care for
Eastern Europe. Too gothic.

1025
00:44:39,503 --> 00:44:42,003
ARNIE: <i>Okay, listen. I got
a place where you can hide.</i>

1026
00:44:42,005 --> 00:44:44,105
Okay.
I got a friend, Roger Bernstein.

1027
00:44:44,107 --> 00:44:46,407
Lives in Prague.
Guy owes me a favor.

1028
00:44:46,409 --> 00:44:48,876
Dad represented Roger
in a malpractice suit.

1029
00:44:48,878 --> 00:44:51,413
ARNIE: <i>Whoa, Carol,
you know who's handsome?</i>

1030
00:44:51,415 --> 00:44:53,615
Woody Harrelson.
You know, people don't think it.

1031
00:44:53,617 --> 00:44:56,050
I find him handsome.

1032
00:44:56,052 --> 00:44:58,152
TOURIST 1: <i>She fell over.</i>
TOURIST 2: <i>Yeah, I did, actually.</i>

1033
00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:00,288
<i>There was one moment
I thought I was gonna die.</i>

1034
00:45:00,290 --> 00:45:01,556
<i>Yeah. They've got something
wrong with them.</i>

1035
00:45:01,558 --> 00:45:02,359
Morgan...

1036
00:45:06,297 --> 00:45:08,131
...disappeared from their LA
apartment, murdered Ukrainian...

1037
00:45:09,866 --> 00:45:11,866
Now. Now.
We gotta go.

1038
00:45:11,868 --> 00:45:13,368
CAROL: <i>Remember the Dingle twins?</i>
Mom...

1039
00:45:13,370 --> 00:45:14,536
We gotta go.

1040
00:45:14,538 --> 00:45:16,105
Come on.
Come on. Now!

1041
00:45:16,573 --> 00:45:18,375
(COMPUTER BEEPING)

1042
00:45:21,110 --> 00:45:23,213
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

1043
00:45:24,548 --> 00:45:25,948
(ENGINE REVVING)

1044
00:45:35,992 --> 00:45:37,394
(BELL TOLLING)

1045
00:45:57,147 --> 00:45:58,547
Who am I looking for?

1046
00:45:58,549 --> 00:46:00,048
MAN: (DISTORTED VOICE)
<i>I texted pictures.</i>

1047
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:02,252
<i>Targets are two dumb
American women.</i>

1048
00:46:12,229 --> 00:46:14,031
(BOTH JEERING)

1049
00:46:16,668 --> 00:46:18,268
(VOMITING)

1050
00:46:26,711 --> 00:46:28,345
(BOTH WHOOPING)

1051
00:46:35,052 --> 00:46:37,087
(BICYCLE BELLS RINGING)

1052
00:46:38,456 --> 00:46:39,589
AUDREY: Oh, my God!

1053
00:46:39,591 --> 00:46:40,623
(GRUNTING) Oh!

1054
00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:41,957
You're lagging.

1055
00:46:41,959 --> 00:46:42,960
You're lagging.

1056
00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:50,500
Shit. Okay. We need to find
Karlova Street.

1057
00:46:50,502 --> 00:46:52,602
Looks like Elephant Valley
is on the left.

1058
00:46:52,604 --> 00:46:55,407
We're gonna pass the Pavilion
of Big Tortoises in a second.

1059
00:46:56,608 --> 00:46:58,242
Morgan, this is a map
of the zoo.

1060
00:47:09,487 --> 00:47:10,288
Okay.

1061
00:47:12,323 --> 00:47:14,225
(BUZZING INSISTENTLY)

1062
00:47:14,992 --> 00:47:16,426
(INTERCOM BEEPS)

1063
00:47:16,428 --> 00:47:18,026
ROGER: <i>Hello?</i>
Yes, Roger,

1064
00:47:18,028 --> 00:47:19,662
it's Arnie's daughter.
He called.

1065
00:47:19,664 --> 00:47:21,097
(DOOR BUZZING)

1066
00:47:21,099 --> 00:47:22,434
Go. Thank you!

1067
00:47:26,671 --> 00:47:28,271
ROGER: <i>You know, it's funny.</i>

1068
00:47:28,273 --> 00:47:30,173
I remember one time,
back in the day,

1069
00:47:30,175 --> 00:47:33,342
your dad and I were getting
ready to go out in the Hamptons.

1070
00:47:33,344 --> 00:47:35,278
Your dad had
his sunglasses on.

1071
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,647
He turned his collar up.
He looked super.

1072
00:47:37,649 --> 00:47:39,649
We get to the disco,
the guy says to him,

1073
00:47:39,651 --> 00:47:41,617
"Sir, sir,
your collar is up."

1074
00:47:41,619 --> 00:47:44,153
(CHUCKLES)
Ruined the whole effect.

1075
00:47:44,155 --> 00:47:45,621
Hope you don't think
I'm being presumptuous,

1076
00:47:45,623 --> 00:47:48,359
but I thought you gals looked
like you'd enjoy some pot

1077
00:47:50,261 --> 00:47:51,461
roast.

1078
00:47:51,463 --> 00:47:53,463
(ALL LAUGHING)

1079
00:47:53,465 --> 00:47:56,167
I'm okay. I'm actually...
I'm so sorry. I am a vegan.

1080
00:47:56,434 --> 00:47:58,201
Oh.

1081
00:47:58,203 --> 00:48:00,303
Morgan, you're not a vegan.

1082
00:48:00,305 --> 00:48:02,271
What? 'Cause of the bacon?

1083
00:48:02,273 --> 00:48:04,040
Bacon's meat!

1084
00:48:04,042 --> 00:48:06,042
Well, listen. At least let me
get you a little vino, okay?

1085
00:48:06,044 --> 00:48:07,376
I mean, the only
animal cruelty involved

1086
00:48:07,378 --> 00:48:09,579
in that is what the wine guy
charges me.

1087
00:48:09,581 --> 00:48:10,614
(MORGAN LAUGHS)

1088
00:48:10,616 --> 00:48:12,548
I actually like to keep
all the best bottles

1089
00:48:12,550 --> 00:48:15,117
over there in the study.
It's like a...

1090
00:48:15,119 --> 00:48:16,687
It's sort of like my homage

1091
00:48:16,689 --> 00:48:19,121
to all the great storytellers.
Yeah.

1092
00:48:19,123 --> 00:48:21,525
Mmm-hmm.
Right now, I'm working my way through a grenache noir

1093
00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:24,497
while I enjoy a first edition
of <i>La Comedie humaine.</i>

1094
00:48:25,063 --> 00:48:27,664
Are you into Balzac?

1095
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,502
Less and less with every
experience.

1096
00:48:31,102 --> 00:48:32,337
Well, I'll be right back.

1097
00:48:32,638 --> 00:48:33,739
Okay.

1098
00:48:37,342 --> 00:48:39,576
It's happening again.
What is?

1099
00:48:39,578 --> 00:48:41,411
He's into me.
(LAUGHS)

1100
00:48:41,413 --> 00:48:43,079
What are you talking about?

1101
00:48:43,081 --> 00:48:44,515
He wants a slice. Rog.

1102
00:48:44,517 --> 00:48:48,086
No, he's just, you know,
like a little weird.

1103
00:48:49,421 --> 00:48:52,121
Older men, they gravitate toward me.
Okay.

1104
00:48:52,123 --> 00:48:53,257
They love me.
Oh, God.

1105
00:48:53,259 --> 00:48:55,425
They want this.
(LAUGHS)

1106
00:48:55,427 --> 00:48:57,093
If that makes them weird

1107
00:48:57,095 --> 00:48:58,729
then my SAT math tutor
was weird,

1108
00:48:58,731 --> 00:49:00,497
our landlord is weird.
He's weird.

1109
00:49:00,499 --> 00:49:01,534
Mandy Patinkin is weird.

1110
00:49:03,101 --> 00:49:04,401
Mmm.
I feel a little nauseated.

1111
00:49:04,403 --> 00:49:06,102
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

1112
00:49:06,104 --> 00:49:07,206
I'm okay. You just stay.
I'll be right back.

1113
00:49:07,673 --> 00:49:08,674
Love you.

1114
00:49:09,842 --> 00:49:11,176
(DOOR OPENS)

1115
00:49:12,111 --> 00:49:14,244
Hi. Audrey okay?

1116
00:49:14,246 --> 00:49:16,613
Oh, yeah, she's fine.
She's finished. So am I.

1117
00:49:16,615 --> 00:49:19,218
Well, at least
let me give you a <i>digestif.</i>

1118
00:49:20,619 --> 00:49:22,087
(BOTH TOASTING IN FRENCH)

1119
00:49:26,892 --> 00:49:28,292
(IN ENGLISH) Ah! It's dry.

1120
00:49:28,294 --> 00:49:30,761
So are you a lover of art?

1121
00:49:30,763 --> 00:49:34,166
Yeah, yeah, oh, lot of art.
Love art.

1122
00:49:37,136 --> 00:49:38,735
And look at that art.

1123
00:49:38,737 --> 00:49:41,572
Doesn't look like she's
enjoying herself too much.

1124
00:49:41,574 --> 00:49:43,473
Sometimes
the sweetest pleasure comes

1125
00:49:43,475 --> 00:49:44,778
when you're not enjoying
yourself.

1126
00:49:47,179 --> 00:49:48,447
Don't know
that I agree with that.

1127
00:49:49,415 --> 00:49:50,482
You wouldn't?

1128
00:49:51,383 --> 00:49:53,118
Okay. We're doing
a massage now.

1129
00:49:54,754 --> 00:49:55,554
Here we go.

1130
00:49:55,889 --> 00:49:57,323
(VOMITING)

1131
00:50:00,159 --> 00:50:01,160
Oh, my God!

1132
00:50:02,261 --> 00:50:03,562
Oh, my God!

1133
00:50:09,603 --> 00:50:11,268
(GASPING)

1134
00:50:11,270 --> 00:50:13,538
(RETCHING)

1135
00:50:13,540 --> 00:50:17,407
Roger, thank you so much
for having us at your home.

1136
00:50:17,409 --> 00:50:20,210
It's my great pleasure.
But I just... I don't think...

1137
00:50:20,212 --> 00:50:21,846
I don't think so.

1138
00:50:21,848 --> 00:50:23,783
That actually kind...
That kind of hurts.

1139
00:50:24,784 --> 00:50:27,317
Huh. Hello.

1140
00:50:27,319 --> 00:50:29,186
Who's this? I'm Morgan.

1141
00:50:29,188 --> 00:50:31,254
I'm a family friend. Is this your girlfriend?
(GUN COCKS)

1142
00:50:31,256 --> 00:50:34,759
(SCREAMS)
Nadedja, no. We have to bring them in alive.

1143
00:50:34,761 --> 00:50:36,361
(MUFFLED) Oh, boy.

1144
00:50:36,363 --> 00:50:37,631
(GRUNTING)

1145
00:50:39,699 --> 00:50:41,332
(MUFFLED) Weird.

1146
00:50:41,334 --> 00:50:42,569
<font color="

1147
00:50:43,870 --> 00:50:46,471
Ow. Ow.

1148
00:50:46,473 --> 00:50:48,339
MORGAN: Audrey.
Oh, my God!

1149
00:50:48,341 --> 00:50:51,709
Audrey, Roger is bad. Bad.

1150
00:50:51,711 --> 00:50:53,780
No, that's not Roger.

1151
00:50:57,217 --> 00:50:58,318
That's Roger.

1152
00:50:59,486 --> 00:51:00,887
Ah!

1153
00:51:02,322 --> 00:51:03,256
They want the drive.

1154
00:51:04,924 --> 00:51:07,358
You have to swallow it
before they come back.

1155
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,227
What?
I have thrown up, like, nine times.

1156
00:51:09,229 --> 00:51:10,628
What?
I can't do it.

1157
00:51:10,630 --> 00:51:13,698
Well, I can't
swallow anything.

1158
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:15,700
I can't even swallow Advil.

1159
00:51:15,702 --> 00:51:17,869
I have to crush it up
in my applesauce.

1160
00:51:17,871 --> 00:51:19,737
No. You gotta swallow this.

1161
00:51:19,739 --> 00:51:20,540
No, I... Oh!

1162
00:51:22,442 --> 00:51:25,443
Fine. Okay.
If you really want me to.

1163
00:51:25,445 --> 00:51:27,512
AUDREY: Oh, my God, you're heavy.
(GRUNTS)

1164
00:51:27,514 --> 00:51:30,381
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Okay.

1165
00:51:30,383 --> 00:51:31,685
Yeah. Ah!
Ah!

1166
00:51:32,652 --> 00:51:33,653
Okay.

1167
00:51:34,721 --> 00:51:36,523
Ah.
Close your nose.

1168
00:51:36,957 --> 00:51:38,591
(GAGGING)

1169
00:51:42,730 --> 00:51:44,029
AUDREY: Shit! Shit!

1170
00:51:44,031 --> 00:51:45,931
Let's try it
one more time.

1171
00:51:45,933 --> 00:51:49,735
BOTH: Ah. Ooh. Ah!

1172
00:51:49,737 --> 00:51:51,302
Whoa!

1173
00:51:51,304 --> 00:51:52,572
No, keep it in.
(GAGGING)

1174
00:51:54,742 --> 00:51:57,243
(COUGHING)

1175
00:51:58,612 --> 00:51:59,912
I can't.

1176
00:51:59,914 --> 00:52:00,715
Shit!

1177
00:52:01,549 --> 00:52:02,550
MORGAN: I can't do it.

1178
00:52:03,551 --> 00:52:04,585
I tried.

1179
00:52:11,291 --> 00:52:12,493
Uh-oh.

1180
00:52:13,761 --> 00:52:14,929
MORGAN: There's the ice cream lady.

1181
00:52:28,309 --> 00:52:29,910
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

1182
00:52:58,939 --> 00:52:59,774
MORGAN: Audrey.

1183
00:53:00,508 --> 00:53:01,509
Audrey.

1184
00:53:03,544 --> 00:53:04,545
Are you okay?

1185
00:53:06,014 --> 00:53:06,814
Oh, God.

1186
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:10,018
Oh, God. I don't...
I don't know.

1187
00:53:12,653 --> 00:53:14,820
Where the fuck are we?
I don't know.

1188
00:53:14,822 --> 00:53:17,991
Audrey,
how are you feelin'?

1189
00:53:17,993 --> 00:53:20,960
Marsha, Tom. Those are...
Those are Drew's parents.

1190
00:53:20,962 --> 00:53:23,629
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry that
you got dragged into this.

1191
00:53:23,631 --> 00:53:25,764
I never meant for Drew to die.

1192
00:53:25,766 --> 00:53:27,133
We know you didn't, Audrey.

1193
00:53:27,135 --> 00:53:29,135
We're just glad
you're alive.

1194
00:53:29,137 --> 00:53:32,404
Will you untie us before they come
back and tie you up too? Please.

1195
00:53:32,406 --> 00:53:33,975
So where's the drive?

1196
00:53:34,843 --> 00:53:36,375
Oh.

1197
00:53:36,377 --> 00:53:37,110
You know about that?

1198
00:53:37,112 --> 00:53:38,577
(GROANS)

1199
00:53:38,579 --> 00:53:39,979
Shut up, you dumb bitch.

1200
00:53:39,981 --> 00:53:41,014
Fuck you!

1201
00:53:41,016 --> 00:53:43,415
You wanna tell your friend
to answer the question?

1202
00:53:43,417 --> 00:53:45,754
Trust me, your son would've
wanted you to protect us.

1203
00:53:46,955 --> 00:53:48,721
MORGAN: Audrey...

1204
00:53:48,723 --> 00:53:50,990
I don't think those
are Drew's parents.

1205
00:53:50,992 --> 00:53:52,692
Of course, they are.
No.

1206
00:53:52,694 --> 00:53:54,794
We went out
to The Cheesecake Factory.

1207
00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,529
We shared
chicken lettuce cups.

1208
00:53:56,531 --> 00:53:59,599
We were at that restaurant to
negotiate the sale of the drive.

1209
00:53:59,601 --> 00:54:01,467
But we talked
about real things.

1210
00:54:01,469 --> 00:54:02,969
We talked about
Tom's colonoscopy.

1211
00:54:02,971 --> 00:54:04,604
Not getting
a colonoscopy.

1212
00:54:04,606 --> 00:54:06,873
He only took you to the
restaurant as insurance,

1213
00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:09,075
so we wouldn't kill him
if he left with the drive.

1214
00:54:09,077 --> 00:54:10,679
Okay, let's get this done.

1215
00:54:11,847 --> 00:54:13,682
Where is the fucking drive?

1216
00:54:15,016 --> 00:54:15,949
MORGAN: No. No.

1217
00:54:15,951 --> 00:54:18,885
<font color="
Sir, please don't.

1218
00:54:18,887 --> 00:54:21,554
That's my best friend.
Please, just...

1219
00:54:21,556 --> 00:54:22,889
I flushed it down the toilet.

1220
00:54:22,891 --> 00:54:23,725
(SIGHS)

1221
00:54:26,661 --> 00:54:27,796
Do you know
what you've done?

1222
00:54:30,932 --> 00:54:31,733
Nadeja

1223
00:54:33,068 --> 00:54:33,969
(EXHALES)

1224
00:54:39,908 --> 00:54:40,709
Oh, good God.

1225
00:54:48,683 --> 00:54:50,785
(WHIMPERING)
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)

1226
00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:52,721
(ALL SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

1227
00:55:02,965 --> 00:55:04,064
What is that?

1228
00:55:04,066 --> 00:55:05,001
<font color="

1229
00:55:20,783 --> 00:55:21,514
AGENT: (ON RADIO)
<i>Five kilometers out.</i>

1230
00:55:21,516 --> 00:55:23,884
<i>Closing in on the safe house.</i>

1231
00:55:23,886 --> 00:55:26,022
<i>Backup units, be advised,
subjects heavily armed.</i>

1232
00:55:34,063 --> 00:55:36,130
Wow! You're so pretty.

1233
00:55:36,132 --> 00:55:38,599
You're barely human,
you're so pretty.

1234
00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:40,100
And look how flexible
you are.

1235
00:55:40,102 --> 00:55:41,235
Morgan, shut up.

1236
00:55:41,237 --> 00:55:44,004
No, everybody
likes compliments.

1237
00:55:44,006 --> 00:55:44,972
AUDREY: She's definitely
not loving this, Morgan.

1238
00:55:44,974 --> 00:55:47,074
<font color="
She loves it. It's working.

1239
00:55:47,076 --> 00:55:48,642
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
You just... You are so...

1240
00:55:48,644 --> 00:55:49,946
You're so bad. (CHUCKLES)

1241
00:55:51,547 --> 00:55:55,049
Oh! Hey! Hey, are you hungry?
I'm hungry.

1242
00:55:55,051 --> 00:55:57,151
You wanna get outta here
and get a bite to eat?

1243
00:55:57,153 --> 00:55:57,987
I like you. (GROANS)

1244
00:55:59,622 --> 00:56:00,890
(GROANING)
Oh, my God!

1245
00:56:01,624 --> 00:56:03,960
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1246
00:56:08,564 --> 00:56:10,731
<font color="

1247
00:56:10,733 --> 00:56:12,068
Shit! They got the drive.

1248
00:56:13,303 --> 00:56:15,102
Fuck!

1249
00:56:15,104 --> 00:56:17,104
All right, kids, on my count,
send the grenades in.

1250
00:56:17,106 --> 00:56:20,007
Let's blow this motherfucker up.
Wait! The girls could still be in there.

1251
00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:21,175
Yeah, and if they are,
they're either surrounded

1252
00:56:21,177 --> 00:56:22,843
by terrorists or dead.

1253
00:56:22,845 --> 00:56:24,712
Also, I don't care.
Just give me five minutes

1254
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:26,181
and three agents.
I need to check.

1255
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:27,648
Oh, so four agents can die?

1256
00:56:27,650 --> 00:56:29,750
You know this is
my operation, right?

1257
00:56:29,752 --> 00:56:32,086
So just sit tight,
and let's crush this mother

1258
00:56:32,088 --> 00:56:34,955
the way we crushed Yale at
football nine years in a row.

1259
00:56:34,957 --> 00:56:37,992
And by "we," I mean Harvard.
Let's blow 'em up.

1260
00:56:37,994 --> 00:56:39,593
AGENT: <i>Roger that.</i>
Watch the show.

1261
00:56:39,595 --> 00:56:40,730
(GROANS)

1262
00:56:42,332 --> 00:56:44,898
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...

1263
00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,536
(IMITATES DUFFER) Actually, guys, hold up.
Abort mission.

1264
00:56:48,671 --> 00:56:49,839
AGENT: <i>Copy that.</i>
Go Crimson.

1265
00:56:53,709 --> 00:56:54,710
(HORN HONKS)

1266
00:56:58,281 --> 00:57:02,752
I ask question. If I don't
like answer, you feel pain.

1267
00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:05,956
Same as her.

1268
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:09,057
It looks worse than it is.

1269
00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:11,126
I have freakishly
strong teeth.

1270
00:57:11,128 --> 00:57:14,031
I had braces for nine years. My
orthodontist published a paper.

1271
00:57:15,298 --> 00:57:17,598
Where is drive?

1272
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,870
I already told you.
I flushed it down the toilet.

1273
00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:26,207
You lie. No, I don't.
I don't lie. No.

1274
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:28,979
(GROANS) Oh, my God!

1275
00:57:32,082 --> 00:57:33,715
MORGAN: Please,
I'm begging you. Please.

1276
00:57:33,717 --> 00:57:34,785
Please, do me a favor

1277
00:57:35,752 --> 00:57:37,054
and eat my tit, bitch.

1278
00:57:37,954 --> 00:57:40,057
And please, please.
Please, just please

1279
00:57:40,757 --> 00:57:41,792
go fuck yourself.

1280
00:57:43,226 --> 00:57:44,125
'Cause I'd love it

1281
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:46,263
if you would please just
go fuck yourself.

1282
00:57:57,307 --> 00:57:58,275
(GROANS)

1283
00:58:00,077 --> 00:58:01,778
(CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

1284
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:14,323
Trust me that I'm a terrible,
terrible liar.

1285
00:58:14,325 --> 00:58:18,093
Everybody knows when I'm lying.
(STAMMERS) I can't lie.

1286
00:58:18,095 --> 00:58:20,362
Me, too. I've never kept
a secret in my life.

1287
00:58:20,364 --> 00:58:21,963
Secrets are poison.

1288
00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:23,832
Maybe you keep
secret for her.

1289
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,402
No, I'll tell you anything
that you wanna know about her.

1290
00:58:26,404 --> 00:58:27,271
'Cause I know it all.

1291
00:58:28,339 --> 00:58:31,073
She texts and drives.
She does it all the time.

1292
00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:34,043
She Instagrams on the freeway.
She hashtags it "driving."

1293
00:58:34,045 --> 00:58:36,245
What are you doing?
I'm proving to her that

1294
00:58:36,247 --> 00:58:38,047
we don't keep secrets. Just
tell her something about me.

1295
00:58:38,049 --> 00:58:40,149
Okay, okay. Um,

1296
00:58:40,151 --> 00:58:42,451
Morgan stole her dad's
pain pills after his surgery

1297
00:58:42,453 --> 00:58:44,220
and sold them at Coachella.
I did.

1298
00:58:44,222 --> 00:58:46,989
Audrey was once babysitting
this eight-year-old kid

1299
00:58:46,991 --> 00:58:49,291
and she flirted with him
to get him to go to sleep.

1300
00:58:49,293 --> 00:58:50,692
His name was Liam.

1301
00:58:50,694 --> 00:58:52,228
She has sex dreams
about Minions.

1302
00:58:52,230 --> 00:58:55,030
(SIGHS) Just the one Minion
with the one eye.

1303
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:56,832
Is that supposed to be a dick?

1304
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,434
MORGAN: She googled it
on my computer,

1305
00:58:58,436 --> 00:59:00,304
and now I get
a lot of weird ads.

1306
00:59:01,072 --> 00:59:02,704
I said I was sorry.

1307
00:59:02,706 --> 00:59:04,075
Audrey shaves
between her boobs.

1308
00:59:04,976 --> 00:59:06,041
Uh, Morgan kissed her cousin.

1309
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:08,477
I didn't know it was my cousin.
Morgan has HPV.

1310
00:59:08,479 --> 00:59:10,112
Audrey has HPV.

1311
00:59:10,114 --> 00:59:11,747
AUDREY: Morgan had sex
in a playground once.

1312
00:59:11,749 --> 00:59:13,048
Audrey hit a dog
in the face.

1313
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,717
Morgan had lice as an adult.

1314
00:59:14,719 --> 00:59:16,752
Audrey can't come 'cause
she's on antidepressants.

1315
00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,656
I can! It just takes me
a very long time.

1316
00:59:19,857 --> 00:59:21,257
Oh, look.

1317
00:59:21,259 --> 00:59:23,325
MORGAN: Hey, hey.

1318
00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:25,361
It's working. It's working.
AUDREY: Yeah.

1319
00:59:25,363 --> 00:59:26,731
What else do you wanna know?
We'll tell you anything.

1320
00:59:28,399 --> 00:59:29,901
How you know
so much about her?

1321
00:59:30,502 --> 00:59:32,835
And she about you?

1322
00:59:32,837 --> 00:59:36,205
She's my best friend. We know
everything about each other.

1323
00:59:36,207 --> 00:59:37,940
You have a best friend, right?

1324
00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:38,841
Of course
she has a best friend.

1325
00:59:38,843 --> 00:59:39,975
Yeah.
Look at her.

1326
00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:43,012
You're so charming, and you
have so many good hobbies.

1327
00:59:43,014 --> 00:59:44,414
AUDREY: Hobbies.
MORGAN: You do...

1328
00:59:44,416 --> 00:59:46,017
You do have a best friend.
AUDREY: Yeah.

1329
00:59:47,486 --> 00:59:49,318
BOTH: Tell us
about your best friend.

1330
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,055
Who is she?
What's her name? What does she look like?

1331
00:59:51,523 --> 00:59:52,723
Bobik.

1332
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:56,091
AUDREY: Bobik?
<font color="

1333
00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:58,896
Oh.
Tell us about her. Tell us everything about her.

1334
01:00:04,101 --> 01:00:04,936
NADEJHA: Bobik.

1335
01:00:07,172 --> 01:00:08,804
MORGAN: It's a balance beam.
AUDREY: Oh.

1336
01:00:08,806 --> 01:00:10,240
It's a fucking balance beam.

1337
01:00:10,242 --> 01:00:11,508
Oh, God, no.
Your balance beam's

1338
01:00:11,510 --> 01:00:13,044
your best fucking friend?
What? Ah, no, no.

1339
01:00:14,146 --> 01:00:16,413
(MUFFLED GROANING)

1340
01:00:16,415 --> 01:00:18,716
(MORGAN SCREAMING)

1341
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,089
Oh, fuck.

1342
01:00:26,391 --> 01:00:27,792
Oh, fuck. <font color="

1343
01:00:28,994 --> 01:00:30,293
You fucking dick, Henshaw!

1344
01:00:30,295 --> 01:00:31,096
(GRUNTS)

1345
01:00:33,065 --> 01:00:34,066
Fuck!

1346
01:00:36,568 --> 01:00:39,469
Okay. Light it up.

1347
01:00:39,471 --> 01:00:40,973
AGENT: <i>Copy.
Sending in the grenades.</i>

1348
01:00:47,512 --> 01:00:48,814
(INHALES DEEPLY)

1349
01:00:52,417 --> 01:00:53,518
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)

1350
01:00:56,321 --> 01:00:57,487
What?
Oh, my God!

1351
01:00:57,489 --> 01:00:58,588
(MORGAN AND AUDREY YELPING)

1352
01:00:58,590 --> 01:00:59,791
Who's that?

1353
01:01:01,326 --> 01:01:03,295
(GRUNTING)

1354
01:01:04,463 --> 01:01:05,797
<font color="

1355
01:01:07,899 --> 01:01:08,934
MORGAN: Oh, my God!

1356
01:01:28,353 --> 01:01:29,154
Yes!
Oh!

1357
01:01:39,231 --> 01:01:40,366
(GLASS SHATTERING)

1358
01:01:42,368 --> 01:01:43,467
Sebastian!

1359
01:01:43,469 --> 01:01:44,635
Hello.
Oh, my God!

1360
01:01:44,637 --> 01:01:46,838
(BOTH YELPING)

1361
01:01:48,173 --> 01:01:49,808
Stay close.
Thank you so much!

1362
01:01:50,208 --> 01:01:52,245
Oh, my God!

1363
01:01:54,514 --> 01:01:55,646
(YELLING)

1364
01:01:55,648 --> 01:01:57,983
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1365
01:02:03,222 --> 01:02:04,322
Oh, my God!

1366
01:02:04,324 --> 01:02:05,191
(GRUNTING)

1367
01:02:12,665 --> 01:02:14,367
(ALL COUGHING)

1368
01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:20,338
Okay, I trust you now.

1369
01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:22,141
Jesus,
I should hope so.

1370
01:02:23,943 --> 01:02:25,211
AGENT: Show me your hands.
Show me your hands.

1371
01:02:26,245 --> 01:02:27,246
What?

1372
01:02:30,950 --> 01:02:31,918
Get in the fucking car.

1373
01:02:34,253 --> 01:02:35,254
Us?

1374
01:02:41,027 --> 01:02:42,362
(MORGAN SIGHS)

1375
01:02:45,365 --> 01:02:49,233
I thought that the international
intelligence office would be fancier.

1376
01:02:49,235 --> 01:02:50,634
It's a temporary space.

1377
01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:52,937
We don't wanna
call attention to ourselves.

1378
01:02:52,939 --> 01:02:54,638
I know, but can you
hang a poster?

1379
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,273
Can we get a drape?
Something?

1380
01:02:56,275 --> 01:02:58,442
This is what our tax dollars
are paying for?

1381
01:02:58,444 --> 01:03:00,346
You haven't paid
your taxes for three years.

1382
01:03:00,947 --> 01:03:02,647
You know that?

1383
01:03:02,649 --> 01:03:04,382
Hey, look,
Sebastian, I'm really sorry

1384
01:03:04,384 --> 01:03:05,950
I didn't give you
the drive at that cafe.

1385
01:03:05,952 --> 01:03:08,121
Nah. No, I understand.

1386
01:03:09,088 --> 01:03:10,955
Drew told you
to keep it safe.

1387
01:03:10,957 --> 01:03:13,025
Can you at least tell us
what's on that drive?

1388
01:03:15,395 --> 01:03:16,994
All we know is,

1389
01:03:16,996 --> 01:03:19,096
it was made by an
international terrorist group

1390
01:03:19,098 --> 01:03:20,599
named Highland.

1391
01:03:20,601 --> 01:03:23,403
Intelligence tells us they're
planning a series of attacks.

1392
01:03:24,370 --> 01:03:26,305
If we had it,
we'd know how to stop them.

1393
01:03:30,644 --> 01:03:32,111
Henshaw, my office.

1394
01:03:32,613 --> 01:03:33,978
(GASPS)

1395
01:03:33,980 --> 01:03:36,515
What? Wait, wait.

1396
01:03:36,517 --> 01:03:39,116
This is your boss?
You're the boss?

1397
01:03:39,118 --> 01:03:41,286
We have a real-life
Judi Dench in our midst.

1398
01:03:41,288 --> 01:03:43,588
You are the boss, and yet
you have not sacrificed

1399
01:03:43,590 --> 01:03:45,990
one ounce of femininity.

1400
01:03:45,992 --> 01:03:48,593
Why have we been spending all of
this time talking to the men,

1401
01:03:48,595 --> 01:03:51,596
when this being has been
floating through the halls

1402
01:03:51,598 --> 01:03:53,632
of the building?
Oh, my God!

1403
01:03:53,634 --> 01:03:57,001
That's a compliment.
That is the Beyonce of the government.

1404
01:03:57,003 --> 01:03:59,139
Duffer, stay here.

1405
01:04:01,175 --> 01:04:03,208
I have so much respect
for you that it has

1406
01:04:03,210 --> 01:04:05,312
circled around
into objectification.

1407
01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,345
Ma'am!

1408
01:04:07,347 --> 01:04:09,781
I'm sorry, ma'am.
I know I overstepped.

1409
01:04:09,783 --> 01:04:11,450
WENDY: Overstepped? No.

1410
01:04:11,452 --> 01:04:14,553
I'd say what you did
was closer to treason.

1411
01:04:14,555 --> 01:04:17,722
Treason? I was
merely trying to help.

1412
01:04:17,724 --> 01:04:21,726
How long did your doctor say that
your arm would take to heal?

1413
01:04:21,728 --> 01:04:23,462
Um, three months
for the bullet wound,

1414
01:04:23,464 --> 01:04:25,664
one for the sprain.
Fantastic.

1415
01:04:25,666 --> 01:04:27,132
Take four months' leave.

1416
01:04:27,134 --> 01:04:28,567
Oh, no. I assume he meant

1417
01:04:28,569 --> 01:04:30,268
the two would
heal simultaneously.

1418
01:04:30,270 --> 01:04:31,138
I know what I said.

1419
01:04:32,473 --> 01:04:33,705
DUFFER: <i>Please
take me through this.</i>

1420
01:04:33,707 --> 01:04:36,308
What exactly was
going through your mind

1421
01:04:36,310 --> 01:04:38,276
when you flushed it
down the toilet?

1422
01:04:38,278 --> 01:04:40,345
Were you thinking,
"Oh, I know.

1423
01:04:40,347 --> 01:04:41,814
"People are dying
because of this.

1424
01:04:41,816 --> 01:04:43,415
"So here's what I'll do.

1425
01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:45,217
"I'll treat it like
a piece of shit,

1426
01:04:45,219 --> 01:04:46,551
"wrapped up in toilet paper,

1427
01:04:46,553 --> 01:04:48,288
"and then flush it
down the toilet"?

1428
01:04:49,456 --> 01:04:50,656
(CHUCKLES)

1429
01:04:50,658 --> 01:04:52,825
Oh, this is funny?
Death is funny to you?

1430
01:04:52,827 --> 01:04:54,127
No, I'm sorry.

1431
01:04:55,195 --> 01:04:57,128
But that's how
you go to the bathroom?

1432
01:04:57,130 --> 01:04:58,764
Oh, great. Okay. Awesome.

1433
01:04:58,766 --> 01:05:00,265
Great. You two laugh.

1434
01:05:00,267 --> 01:05:02,768
Meanwhile, let me tell you
how many people have died

1435
01:05:02,770 --> 01:05:04,539
and will die
because of your stupidity.

1436
01:05:06,206 --> 01:05:08,073
(BOTH SNICKERING)

1437
01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:10,108
I'm sorry. Just let me
get this straight.

1438
01:05:10,110 --> 01:05:12,110
So you wrap your hands
in toilet paper,

1439
01:05:12,112 --> 01:05:13,345
and then you poop
into that,

1440
01:05:13,347 --> 01:05:15,080
and then that
whole contraption

1441
01:05:15,082 --> 01:05:16,415
is what you drop
into the toilet?

1442
01:05:16,417 --> 01:05:18,518
That was just a metaphor.
You know that the toilet is designed

1443
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:20,252
to take the work
out of it for you, right?

1444
01:05:20,254 --> 01:05:21,687
No, that's not
what I was saying.

1445
01:05:21,689 --> 01:05:23,856
I was say...
I didn't say that.

1446
01:05:23,858 --> 01:05:25,691
I poop normally.
Like everybody else.

1447
01:05:25,693 --> 01:05:28,329
Of course, yes. I know.
I'm sorry. Okay.

1448
01:05:30,365 --> 01:05:33,164
Hey, uh, I wanna say goodbye.

1449
01:05:33,166 --> 01:05:34,269
(STAMMERS)
Where are you going?

1450
01:05:35,503 --> 01:05:36,802
(SIGHS)

1451
01:05:36,804 --> 01:05:38,404
I've been suspended.

1452
01:05:38,406 --> 01:05:40,773
You two are to go
back to Los Angeles.

1453
01:05:40,775 --> 01:05:42,542
What?
What?

1454
01:05:42,544 --> 01:05:45,511
Duffer, transport these women
to de Gaulle.

1455
01:05:45,513 --> 01:05:47,448
Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am.

1456
01:05:49,183 --> 01:05:51,183
Please don't send us home.

1457
01:05:51,185 --> 01:05:54,186
Spying, not easy.
We know that now.

1458
01:05:54,188 --> 01:05:57,823
But we have been a real help
to this operation,

1459
01:05:57,825 --> 01:06:01,360
and I know the drive is gone,
but we are in this, boss.

1460
01:06:01,362 --> 01:06:03,696
And if you would
just give us a chance,

1461
01:06:03,698 --> 01:06:07,266
I think that we could be
a major resource for you.

1462
01:06:07,268 --> 01:06:11,573
Would you consider
keeping us on

1463
01:06:13,174 --> 01:06:15,543
in this intelligence bureau?

1464
01:06:16,912 --> 01:06:19,547
Please. Ma'am.

1465
01:06:22,317 --> 01:06:23,318
Okay.

1466
01:06:24,319 --> 01:06:26,185
All right.

1467
01:06:26,187 --> 01:06:29,123
I am going to take
a chance on you two.

1468
01:06:30,391 --> 01:06:31,392
(CHUCKLING) Really?

1469
01:06:31,927 --> 01:06:33,461
I could really use you.

1470
01:06:34,195 --> 01:06:35,561
What?

1471
01:06:35,563 --> 01:06:36,598
Are you serious?

1472
01:06:37,766 --> 01:06:38,767
No.

1473
01:06:40,669 --> 01:06:42,604
Their flight
leaves in four hours.

1474
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,308
Hey, Morgan, I think that we
should probably just head out.

1475
01:06:49,310 --> 01:06:52,345
The fact that we even survived
this is just dumb luck.

1476
01:06:52,347 --> 01:06:53,614
I really just wanna go home.

1477
01:06:53,616 --> 01:06:55,448
What? Why would you
wanna go home

1478
01:06:55,450 --> 01:06:56,783
in the middle of all this?

1479
01:06:56,785 --> 01:06:57,784
We're a part of this.

1480
01:06:57,786 --> 01:06:59,655
Come on, this isn't...
This isn't who we are.

1481
01:07:00,956 --> 01:07:02,858
Okay? We've done enough.

1482
01:07:04,225 --> 01:07:06,194
Can we please
just go home?

1483
01:07:07,863 --> 01:07:08,864
I'm done.

1484
01:07:10,532 --> 01:07:13,700
Morgan, now.
Okay. Yes. Yes.

1485
01:07:13,702 --> 01:07:16,235
That's a great idea. Hey, Seb,
why don't you drop 'em off

1486
01:07:16,237 --> 01:07:17,638
at the airport
on your way home?

1487
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:19,539
It'll prepare you
for your next career,

1488
01:07:19,541 --> 01:07:20,809
being a SuperShuttle driver.

1489
01:07:24,346 --> 01:07:26,515
<font color="

1490
01:07:35,824 --> 01:07:37,557
Out of curiosity,

1491
01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:39,826
if we still had the drive,
what would've happened?

1492
01:07:39,828 --> 01:07:41,862
Hypothetically?
Yeah.

1493
01:07:41,864 --> 01:07:43,630
Uh, I'd figure out
how to de-encrypt it,

1494
01:07:43,632 --> 01:07:46,933
then see what Highland's
plans are and stop them.

1495
01:07:46,935 --> 01:07:48,871
How do you de-encrypt
something like that?

1496
01:07:49,905 --> 01:07:51,640
Why do you wanna
know all this?

1497
01:07:53,242 --> 01:07:54,643
Because the drive
is in my vagina.

1498
01:07:58,881 --> 01:08:00,148
What?
What?

1499
01:08:00,150 --> 01:08:02,315
I mean, look, everybody kept
saying that it was so important,

1500
01:08:02,317 --> 01:08:04,551
and I wasn't gonna flush something
that important down the toilet.

1501
01:08:04,553 --> 01:08:05,852
Why didn't you
just give it to Duffer?

1502
01:08:05,854 --> 01:08:07,487
'Cause he's an asshole.

1503
01:08:07,489 --> 01:08:09,823
Wait, so when you said
you wanted to go home...

1504
01:08:09,825 --> 01:08:14,361
Yes, it was because I had the
flash drive in my vagina.

1505
01:08:14,363 --> 01:08:17,731
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1506
01:08:17,733 --> 01:08:19,901
I know!
Does it hurt? Does it not hurt?

1507
01:08:19,903 --> 01:08:21,334
You get used to it.

1508
01:08:21,336 --> 01:08:22,569
Wait, so you were lying
to that bitch

1509
01:08:22,571 --> 01:08:23,905
when she was torturing us?

1510
01:08:23,907 --> 01:08:25,740
Yeah.
And you lied to me?

1511
01:08:25,742 --> 01:08:27,607
You broke our sacred
bond of trust.

1512
01:08:27,609 --> 01:08:29,609
I know, Morgan. I'm so sorry.

1513
01:08:29,611 --> 01:08:31,979
But it's okay,
'cause it was amazing!

1514
01:08:31,981 --> 01:08:34,949
I, um... Well, I don't mean to
be impolite about this but...

1515
01:08:34,951 --> 01:08:37,587
Do you think you could
access it from the...

1516
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:39,754
Place that...

1517
01:08:39,756 --> 01:08:41,889
In the...
Oh, yeah.

1518
01:08:41,891 --> 01:08:43,893
What? Here?
Just don't look here.

1519
01:08:44,861 --> 01:08:47,061
Oh.

1520
01:08:47,063 --> 01:08:49,530
This is good. You should get it out.
'Cause the ultimate irony would be

1521
01:08:49,532 --> 01:08:52,401
if you saved the world, and then
died of toxic shock syndrome.

1522
01:08:54,037 --> 01:08:57,839
<i>♫ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes ♫</i>

1523
01:08:57,841 --> 01:09:00,242
<i>♫ She'll be coming round the
mountain when she comes ♫</i>

1524
01:09:01,544 --> 01:09:02,744
Okay.
Oh, there it is.

1525
01:09:02,746 --> 01:09:04,311
Oh.

1526
01:09:04,313 --> 01:09:05,646
Should I put it in the...

1527
01:09:05,648 --> 01:09:07,648
No. I'll, uh...
Like, a tissue?

1528
01:09:07,650 --> 01:09:09,652
SEBASTIAN: No, no, no.
I'll take it. I'll take it.

1529
01:09:13,056 --> 01:09:14,789
(CHUCKLES)

1530
01:09:14,791 --> 01:09:16,924
So are you gonna use that
to get your job back?

1531
01:09:16,926 --> 01:09:19,360
People at my job
just tried to kill all of us,

1532
01:09:19,362 --> 01:09:21,095
so, to be honest, I'm not sure
who to trust anymore.

1533
01:09:21,097 --> 01:09:22,766
But thank you.

1534
01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:25,735
For trusting me.

1535
01:09:28,004 --> 01:09:29,706
Now, will you trust us?

1536
01:09:30,907 --> 01:09:32,673
To help you?

1537
01:09:32,675 --> 01:09:35,110
I mean, you're injured, so I
feel like you kind of need us.

1538
01:09:35,112 --> 01:09:37,845
I mean, we're naturals.
We're operatives.

1539
01:09:37,847 --> 01:09:40,481
We're semi-professionals at this point.
Professional. We are professional.

1540
01:09:40,483 --> 01:09:41,816
(LAUGHS)

1541
01:09:41,818 --> 01:09:43,018
(AUDREY GASPING)

1542
01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:45,120
(TIRES SCREECHING)

1543
01:09:45,122 --> 01:09:46,756
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1544
01:09:56,499 --> 01:09:58,066
AUDREY: So, um...

1545
01:09:58,068 --> 01:10:00,037
Morgan, your idea of
blending in is that outfit?

1546
01:10:00,770 --> 01:10:01,937
Yeah.

1547
01:10:01,939 --> 01:10:05,373
Do I not look
just like a French woman?

1548
01:10:05,375 --> 01:10:07,009
I look like a French woman.

1549
01:10:07,011 --> 01:10:08,545
You look like
a French curtain.

1550
01:10:09,379 --> 01:10:10,781
Yeah, 'cause I can hang.

1551
01:10:11,514 --> 01:10:13,381
Mmm. Mmm.
MORGAN: Mmm-hmm?

1552
01:10:13,383 --> 01:10:15,683
Something really weird
on this drive.

1553
01:10:15,685 --> 01:10:17,385
AUDREY: Oh, I'm sorry. Not all of us

1554
01:10:17,387 --> 01:10:19,520
are perfectly waxed
porn stars down there.

1555
01:10:19,522 --> 01:10:21,455
Some of us have stuff.

1556
01:10:21,457 --> 01:10:23,659
Oh, no, I meant
the information on it.

1557
01:10:23,661 --> 01:10:25,160
It's State Department
encryption.

1558
01:10:25,162 --> 01:10:26,396
Oh.

1559
01:10:27,397 --> 01:10:28,699
Right.
Figures.

1560
01:10:30,067 --> 01:10:32,901
What do you mean?
Meaning Highland didn't make it.

1561
01:10:32,903 --> 01:10:34,703
Your government did.

1562
01:10:34,705 --> 01:10:37,039
I can't access it.
I don't have clearance.

1563
01:10:37,041 --> 01:10:39,741
What do you mean? You're a spy.
Can't you just hack it?

1564
01:10:39,743 --> 01:10:42,778
Well, they change
the password every 24 hours.

1565
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:45,547
Even if I had a supercomputer,
it'd take days.

1566
01:10:45,549 --> 01:10:46,748
So what are you saying?

1567
01:10:46,750 --> 01:10:49,751
(SIGHS) I'm saying we can't
get onto the flash drive.

1568
01:10:49,753 --> 01:10:50,919
What?
There's gotta be something else

1569
01:10:50,921 --> 01:10:53,822
we can do.
Not unless you have access to an expert

1570
01:10:53,824 --> 01:10:55,459
in U.S. Intelligence
computer security.

1571
01:10:59,063 --> 01:11:00,397
One minute.

1572
01:11:09,907 --> 01:11:11,542
MORGAN: Um...

1573
01:11:12,076 --> 01:11:13,577
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

1574
01:11:15,180 --> 01:11:17,646
MORGAN: Mmm-hmm.

1575
01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:20,515
(IN ENGLISH) That's all I
remember from high school French.

1576
01:11:20,517 --> 01:11:21,917
Shit. What were
the lines I had

1577
01:11:21,919 --> 01:11:23,619
in that French
student film?

1578
01:11:23,621 --> 01:11:24,989
Um... (SIGHS)

1579
01:11:26,056 --> 01:11:28,025
(BOTH SPEAKING FRENCH)

1580
01:11:39,637 --> 01:11:40,671
(IN ENGLISH) Oh, God.

1581
01:11:44,575 --> 01:11:45,576
No?

1582
01:11:47,478 --> 01:11:50,612
I need to borrow this
for one minute.

1583
01:11:50,614 --> 01:11:51,815
I will be there.

1584
01:11:52,250 --> 01:11:53,684
(SPEAKS FRENCH)

1585
01:11:54,953 --> 01:11:55,786
(SCOFFS)

1586
01:11:58,089 --> 01:12:00,123
SNOWDEN: Uh-huh. Hmm.

1587
01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:01,960
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

1588
01:12:06,497 --> 01:12:07,198
(IN ENGLISH) This is Edward.

1589
01:12:08,133 --> 01:12:11,100
Eddie. Eddie Snowden.

1590
01:12:11,102 --> 01:12:13,535
<i>It's Morgan
from Buck's Rock Camp.</i>

1591
01:12:13,537 --> 01:12:14,773
Oh, my God!

1592
01:12:15,506 --> 01:12:16,775
Morgan. Um...

1593
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:19,075
Wow! It's been forever.

1594
01:12:19,077 --> 01:12:20,743
I, uh...

1595
01:12:20,745 --> 01:12:22,211
I sent you a bunch of emails
over the years.

1596
01:12:22,213 --> 01:12:24,513
You did? Shoot!

1597
01:12:24,515 --> 01:12:27,917
Well, that's upsetting.
I don't know where they went.

1598
01:12:27,919 --> 01:12:30,820
I thought that you might not
have your AOL account anymore.

1599
01:12:30,822 --> 01:12:32,722
Oh, yeah.
I switched to Gmail in '04.

1600
01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:35,525
Oh. Actually, I knew that.

1601
01:12:35,527 --> 01:12:37,727
Right. I guess you would.
(CHUCKLES)

1602
01:12:37,729 --> 01:12:39,162
So I've been
following the news.

1603
01:12:39,164 --> 01:12:40,997
<i>Oh, my God. Eddie.</i>

1604
01:12:40,999 --> 01:12:42,732
You have to understand,
we didn't kill anybody.

1605
01:12:42,734 --> 01:12:43,833
On purpose.

1606
01:12:43,835 --> 01:12:45,969
Of course.
It's called a frame job.

1607
01:12:45,971 --> 01:12:48,104
They do that. (CHUCKLES)

1608
01:12:48,106 --> 01:12:50,640
Tell me what you need, Morgan.
I'm here for you.

1609
01:12:50,642 --> 01:12:51,943
Are you near a computer?

1610
01:12:53,578 --> 01:12:55,211
Always.

1611
01:12:55,213 --> 01:12:58,183
MORGAN: A capital H.
Add sign. Lowercase U.

1612
01:12:59,651 --> 01:13:00,685
Lowercase J.

1613
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:02,585
Percentage sign.

1614
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:04,656
Yes, percentage.
MORGAN: Uppercase Y.

1615
01:13:06,057 --> 01:13:08,691
(BEEPING)
(AUDREY GASPS)

1616
01:13:08,693 --> 01:13:09,828
Oh, my God! That's right.

1617
01:13:10,196 --> 01:13:12,162
Okay. So?

1618
01:13:12,164 --> 01:13:13,199
What are Highland's plans?

1619
01:13:14,333 --> 01:13:16,899
These aren't
Highland's plans.

1620
01:13:16,901 --> 01:13:19,869
This drive is a back door
to the entire Internet.

1621
01:13:19,871 --> 01:13:22,574
Finances, emails.
Everyone's secrets.

1622
01:13:24,843 --> 01:13:26,145
We need to
get out of here now.

1623
01:13:27,246 --> 01:13:28,745
We gotta go.

1624
01:13:28,747 --> 01:13:30,747
Uh-huh.
AUDREY: Morgan.

1625
01:13:30,749 --> 01:13:32,550
You call me
if you're ever in LA now.

1626
01:13:33,319 --> 01:13:35,887
LA's gonna be hard.

1627
01:13:40,792 --> 01:13:44,163
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

1628
01:13:46,365 --> 01:13:47,931
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

1629
01:13:47,933 --> 01:13:49,068
MAN: (MODULATED)
<i>I need to add another target.</i>

1630
01:13:50,102 --> 01:13:51,969
Double rate.
<i>No.</i>

1631
01:13:51,971 --> 01:13:54,972
<i>You already failed twice.
The girls are still alive.</i>

1632
01:13:54,974 --> 01:13:56,940
<i>Highland is very upset.</i>

1633
01:13:56,942 --> 01:13:58,144
(LINE DISCONNECTS)

1634
01:13:59,611 --> 01:14:00,913
Well, hello, beautiful.

1635
01:14:05,785 --> 01:14:07,117
Baby...

1636
01:14:07,119 --> 01:14:08,320
What happened
to your face?

1637
01:14:10,723 --> 01:14:11,757
(GROANS)

1638
01:14:12,758 --> 01:14:13,726
What happened to yours?

1639
01:14:22,802 --> 01:14:24,034
AUDREY: Where we goin', chief?

1640
01:14:24,036 --> 01:14:25,771
SEBASTIAN: Amsterdam.
We'll be safe there.

1641
01:14:27,406 --> 01:14:28,607
Can I help you?

1642
01:14:29,708 --> 01:14:30,743
Thank you.

1643
01:14:36,982 --> 01:14:38,084
Nice boobs.

1644
01:14:40,086 --> 01:14:40,920
Thanks.

1645
01:14:44,324 --> 01:14:47,593
<font color="
is somewhere full of suspicious people.</i>

1646
01:14:49,061 --> 01:14:51,795
MORGAN: Oh, my God,
is this what crack smells like?

1647
01:14:51,797 --> 01:14:53,764
SEBASTIAN: Is this the couple
you saw at the gymnasium?

1648
01:14:53,766 --> 01:14:55,433
Ivan and Raisa Petrenko.

1649
01:14:55,435 --> 01:14:57,335
Heads of the Highland
crime syndicate.

1650
01:14:57,337 --> 01:14:58,936
Out of Moscow.
Oh.

1651
01:14:58,938 --> 01:15:01,138
Oligarchs, arms dealers,
blackmailers,

1652
01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:02,973
and former gymnastic coaches.

1653
01:15:02,975 --> 01:15:07,178
And this is their trained
assassin and former student.

1654
01:15:07,180 --> 01:15:09,147
Not a fan.
(TV PLAYING)

1655
01:15:09,149 --> 01:15:11,216
You guys. Audrey, come here.
It's us. We're on the news.

1656
01:15:11,218 --> 01:15:12,816
<i>Thought to be part of
a bigger terrorist plot...</i>

1657
01:15:12,818 --> 01:15:14,085
MORGAN: We're on TV.

1658
01:15:14,087 --> 01:15:16,154
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
It's happening.

1659
01:15:16,156 --> 01:15:17,188
<i>...the women were allegedly
involved in the murder</i>

1660
01:15:17,190 --> 01:15:18,789
<i>of a local ophthalmologist,</i>

1661
01:15:18,791 --> 01:15:21,859
<i>which may have had
a sexual motive.</i>

1662
01:15:21,861 --> 01:15:24,028
Sexual motive?
Yeah. He wishes.

1663
01:15:24,030 --> 01:15:25,964
<i>The FBI has
released transcripts</i>

1664
01:15:25,966 --> 01:15:28,032
<i>of Facebook messages
between the suspects.</i>

1665
01:15:28,034 --> 01:15:30,902
Oh, shit, Morgan.
It's our chats.

1666
01:15:30,904 --> 01:15:34,906
"I just wish he would die.
Is that too much to ask?"

1667
01:15:34,908 --> 01:15:36,307
(SIGHS)

1668
01:15:36,309 --> 01:15:39,710
"Just for someone to expletive
murder him," said Audrey Stockman

1669
01:15:39,712 --> 01:15:40,912
Oh, my God.

1670
01:15:40,914 --> 01:15:45,817
<i>Then, "Do you want me
to murder him? I totally will.</i>

1671
01:15:45,819 --> 01:15:47,819
<i>"That's what friends are for.</i>

1672
01:15:47,821 --> 01:15:52,159
<i>"Music note emoji. Music note
emoji." Replied Morgan Freeman.</i>

1673
01:15:54,060 --> 01:15:55,295
Your name is Morgan Freeman.

1674
01:15:56,329 --> 01:15:57,462
I just put that together.

1675
01:15:57,464 --> 01:16:00,999
Yeah. I can always get
a reservation wherever I want.

1676
01:16:01,001 --> 01:16:02,867
<i>Honestly, I just don't believe</i>

1677
01:16:02,869 --> 01:16:05,203
<i>that Audrey would ever do this.</i>
AUDREY: Oh.

1678
01:16:05,205 --> 01:16:07,505
<i>She's just not that kind of person.</i>
Wow, okay.

1679
01:16:07,507 --> 01:16:09,874
<i>You know. She's not
that sophisticated.</i>

1680
01:16:09,876 --> 01:16:11,409
<i>I mean, she's 30 years old,</i>

1681
01:16:11,411 --> 01:16:14,779
<i>and she doesn't even
have a bed frame, so...</i>

1682
01:16:14,781 --> 01:16:16,948
(SIGHS)
Box spring counts. A box spring counts.

1683
01:16:16,950 --> 01:16:18,216
<font color="
We've talked about this.

1684
01:16:18,218 --> 01:16:19,851
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1685
01:16:19,853 --> 01:16:21,154
(GASPS)

1686
01:16:28,295 --> 01:16:29,397
Americans? (CHUCKLES)

1687
01:16:34,234 --> 01:16:36,502
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(INDISTINCT CHEERING)

1688
01:16:36,504 --> 01:16:37,305
AUDREY: Hey.

1689
01:16:37,904 --> 01:16:38,905
Hi.

1690
01:16:47,814 --> 01:16:50,351
I hope you're not upset about
what that girl said on the news.

1691
01:16:51,918 --> 01:16:55,086
Oh, well,
I'm not that surprised.

1692
01:16:55,088 --> 01:16:56,888
It's not like
I've done anything

1693
01:16:56,890 --> 01:16:59,124
that impressive with my life.

1694
01:16:59,126 --> 01:17:01,493
I've seen you
do some impressive things.

1695
01:17:01,495 --> 01:17:03,162
You were a great shot
in the cafe.

1696
01:17:03,164 --> 01:17:06,332
You switched
the trophies on me.

1697
01:17:06,334 --> 01:17:08,500
You didn't break
when you were being tortured.

1698
01:17:08,502 --> 01:17:11,239
Plus you had the foresight
to stick that thing up your...

1699
01:17:12,306 --> 01:17:13,871
(STAMMERS)

1700
01:17:13,873 --> 01:17:14,940
...thing.

1701
01:17:14,942 --> 01:17:16,244
(CHUCKLES)

1702
01:17:18,312 --> 01:17:20,279
You know, I'm impressed
with you too.

1703
01:17:20,281 --> 01:17:22,114
You risked
your whole life for me.

1704
01:17:22,116 --> 01:17:24,149
Not many people
would have done that.

1705
01:17:24,151 --> 01:17:26,153
Including <font color="
my ex-boyfriend.

1706
01:17:28,556 --> 01:17:29,756
Yeah, about that.

1707
01:17:31,192 --> 01:17:32,326
I wanna clear something up.

1708
01:17:33,928 --> 01:17:36,163
You weren't just a cover
for Drew. That much I know.

1709
01:17:37,431 --> 01:17:38,232
How?

1710
01:17:39,834 --> 01:17:42,368
I was there the night
you two met. At your birthday.

1711
01:17:42,370 --> 01:17:43,469
What? At the bar?

1712
01:17:43,471 --> 01:17:45,437
Outside,
in the surveillance van.

1713
01:17:45,439 --> 01:17:47,006
Drew was in the bar
to take out a target.

1714
01:17:47,008 --> 01:17:48,409
Wait, who?
The bartender.

1715
01:17:49,277 --> 01:17:50,544
He was a recruiter for ISIS.

1716
01:17:54,616 --> 01:17:56,484
Craft bourbon cocktail
with tobacco bitters

1717
01:17:58,319 --> 01:17:59,287
and rhubarb zest.

1718
01:18:08,029 --> 01:18:09,263
Can you identify him
as the target?

1719
01:18:16,203 --> 01:18:17,870
Oops, I'm sorry.
Oh, sorry!

1720
01:18:17,872 --> 01:18:18,937
DREW: <i>Happy birthday.</i>

1721
01:18:18,939 --> 01:18:21,240
No. Do not get distracted.

1722
01:18:21,242 --> 01:18:23,309
<i>Yeah.
It's not my birthday.</i>

1723
01:18:23,311 --> 01:18:24,511
<i>Oh.</i>
<i>I, um...</i> (CLICKS TONGUE)

1724
01:18:24,513 --> 01:18:26,879
<i>I just kind of wear it
for warmth.</i>

1725
01:18:26,881 --> 01:18:28,213
DREW: <i>Well, if it was your birthday...</i>
(CHUCKLES) She's funny.

1726
01:18:28,215 --> 01:18:29,915
<i>I would say "Happy birthday. ♫</i>

1727
01:18:29,917 --> 01:18:31,520
Thayer, get away
from her now.

1728
01:18:33,422 --> 01:18:35,156
In our line of work,
being with someone,

1729
01:18:36,358 --> 01:18:37,359
caring about them,

1730
01:18:38,893 --> 01:18:40,926
it makes our job harder.

1731
01:18:40,928 --> 01:18:43,332
So if Drew was trying
with you, then...

1732
01:18:45,133 --> 01:18:46,535
That was real.

1733
01:18:47,569 --> 01:18:50,002
And not that you
asked my opinion,

1734
01:18:50,004 --> 01:18:51,904
but the worst song
on that jukebox is

1735
01:18:51,906 --> 01:18:53,075
<i>Your Body Is a Wonderland.</i>

1736
01:18:53,608 --> 01:18:54,543
No question.

1737
01:18:55,677 --> 01:18:57,177
Oh, my God! What?

1738
01:18:57,179 --> 01:18:59,612
What? No way!
Absolutely not. No.

1739
01:18:59,614 --> 01:19:02,382
(LAUGHING)

1740
01:19:02,384 --> 01:19:04,084
Um, I lost my virginity
to that song.

1741
01:19:04,086 --> 01:19:06,052
What?
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1742
01:19:06,054 --> 01:19:08,056
To who? The cheesiest
person in the world?

1743
01:19:08,423 --> 01:19:09,857
Oh!

1744
01:19:10,692 --> 01:19:13,259
Oh, hey, guys.

1745
01:19:13,261 --> 01:19:16,198
Uh, rookworst, am I right?

1746
01:19:17,099 --> 01:19:19,501
(MAN GROANING)

1747
01:19:21,069 --> 01:19:22,602
(MAN DEFECATING)

1748
01:19:22,604 --> 01:19:25,273
(LAUGHS) It always works.
It's actually kind of funny.

1749
01:19:28,110 --> 01:19:29,209
(MUFFLED) Audrey!

1750
01:19:29,211 --> 01:19:30,477
AUDREY: Oh, my God! Morgan.

1751
01:19:30,479 --> 01:19:31,446
She talks too much.

1752
01:19:32,647 --> 01:19:33,949
Duffer.

1753
01:19:34,950 --> 01:19:37,050
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1754
01:19:37,052 --> 01:19:38,318
Jesus!

1755
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:39,586
Oh, my God!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

1756
01:19:39,588 --> 01:19:41,554
Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Move! Move!

1757
01:19:41,556 --> 01:19:42,555
<font color="

1758
01:19:42,557 --> 01:19:44,290
Hands up.

1759
01:19:44,292 --> 01:19:45,593
AUDREY: Okay.
That's both hands, cripple.

1760
01:19:45,595 --> 01:19:47,093
(GROANS)

1761
01:19:47,095 --> 01:19:48,662
DUFFER: Come on, Seb. Higher.

1762
01:19:48,664 --> 01:19:50,096
(PANTING)

1763
01:19:50,098 --> 01:19:51,965
Just because I can.

1764
01:19:51,967 --> 01:19:54,134
What's this about,
Duffer? Revenge?

1765
01:19:54,136 --> 01:19:55,503
I was suspended. You won.

1766
01:19:55,505 --> 01:19:57,105
Come on, man. I know I won.

1767
01:19:58,474 --> 01:20:00,442
I'm just here for this.

1768
01:20:01,977 --> 01:20:05,378
Of course, now I have a few
loose ends to tie up.

1769
01:20:05,380 --> 01:20:07,013
<font color="
Hey! Hey!

1770
01:20:07,015 --> 01:20:09,750
Okay! He has nothing
to do with this, okay?

1771
01:20:09,752 --> 01:20:11,752
I promise you this is
just Morgan and me.

1772
01:20:11,754 --> 01:20:13,387
Why don't you
go back to the CIA,

1773
01:20:13,389 --> 01:20:15,589
and tell them that?
DUFFER: Jesus!

1774
01:20:15,591 --> 01:20:17,391
You don't know
that I'm the bad guy?

1775
01:20:17,393 --> 01:20:18,459
What?

1776
01:20:18,461 --> 01:20:20,327
He's not here
on CIA business.

1777
01:20:20,329 --> 01:20:22,061
He's working for Highland now.

1778
01:20:22,063 --> 01:20:24,097
You have no idea
how much the Chinese mafia's

1779
01:20:24,099 --> 01:20:25,466
willing to pay for this.

1780
01:20:25,468 --> 01:20:28,269
Or the Russian mafia.
Multiple mafias want this.

1781
01:20:28,271 --> 01:20:29,470
And, on that note,

1782
01:20:29,472 --> 01:20:31,672
I'll finish you all off
and be on my way.

1783
01:20:31,674 --> 01:20:34,442
As much fun as it's been
watching you fucktards play

1784
01:20:34,444 --> 01:20:35,878
<i>Tinker Tailor Stoner Spy.</i>

1785
01:20:39,749 --> 01:20:42,082
(MUFFLED GRUNT)

1786
01:20:42,084 --> 01:20:44,552
(GASPS) Okay, I got it.
That's a joke, Audrey.

1787
01:20:44,554 --> 01:20:46,287
It's funny, because I'm funny. You
know what? It doesn't matter.

1788
01:20:46,289 --> 01:20:48,355
Because there's one thing
that's mightier than the pen,

1789
01:20:48,357 --> 01:20:50,157
and it's called
a fucking handgun!

1790
01:20:50,159 --> 01:20:52,526
Oh, my God!
So, for heckling me, Audrey...

1791
01:20:52,528 --> 01:20:53,794
Oh, my God. Please don't do this.
Please don't do this.

1792
01:20:53,796 --> 01:20:55,262
Duffer, don't do this.

1793
01:20:55,264 --> 01:20:56,664
You die first.
SEBASTIAN: Duffer!

1794
01:20:56,666 --> 01:20:57,600
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

1795
01:20:58,334 --> 01:20:59,733
(SCREAMING)

1796
01:20:59,735 --> 01:21:00,703
(NECK SNAPS)

1797
01:21:02,371 --> 01:21:04,338
Oh.

1798
01:21:04,340 --> 01:21:07,677
This man, he want
to rob from us, right?

1799
01:21:11,314 --> 01:21:13,481
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
Yes. Absolutely.

1800
01:21:13,483 --> 01:21:15,518
MORGAN: Oh, my God! Really, it's scary.
Yes.

1801
01:21:22,091 --> 01:21:23,491
AUDREY: How did he find us?

1802
01:21:23,493 --> 01:21:25,394
<font color="
We took every precaution.

1803
01:21:26,730 --> 01:21:27,696
We only used cash.

1804
01:21:27,698 --> 01:21:28,998
No phones.

1805
01:21:32,502 --> 01:21:33,567
Morgan.

1806
01:21:33,569 --> 01:21:34,403
Hmm?

1807
01:21:35,204 --> 01:21:37,073
Did you call
your parents again?

1808
01:21:38,809 --> 01:21:40,541
Yes. I had to.

1809
01:21:40,543 --> 01:21:42,343
My father was gonna think
that I was dead

1810
01:21:42,345 --> 01:21:43,410
if he found out about Roger.

1811
01:21:43,412 --> 01:21:46,347
So I went to a souvenir shop,
I got a burner phone.

1812
01:21:46,349 --> 01:21:48,583
I picked it up. One second,
"Hi, I'm alive."

1813
01:21:48,585 --> 01:21:50,585
And then I threw it
in the dumpster.

1814
01:21:50,587 --> 01:21:52,521
They can't trace a call
if it's less than two minutes.

1815
01:21:52,523 --> 01:21:54,689
That's not a thing anymore.
That's not a thing!

1816
01:21:54,691 --> 01:21:56,223
Well, I know that now.

1817
01:21:56,225 --> 01:21:58,292
Ugh...
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

1818
01:21:58,294 --> 01:22:00,194
(GASPS) Oh, my God.
He's coming back to life.

1819
01:22:00,196 --> 01:22:01,398
He's reanimating.

1820
01:22:05,869 --> 01:22:08,803
Okay, it's a phone.
That makes more sense.

1821
01:22:08,805 --> 01:22:10,605
It needs a thumbprint.

1822
01:22:10,607 --> 01:22:12,440
There's the thumb.
Seriously?

1823
01:22:12,442 --> 01:22:14,043
I'm standing,
so I can't do it.

1824
01:22:14,778 --> 01:22:15,712
Oh, my God.

1825
01:22:17,714 --> 01:22:19,081
AUDREY: Ugh.

1826
01:22:20,617 --> 01:22:22,717
It says, "Text me
when you get the package."

1827
01:22:22,719 --> 01:22:24,319
Um...

1828
01:22:24,321 --> 01:22:27,656
Tell him we have the package,
and ask where the drop is.

1829
01:22:27,658 --> 01:22:30,191
Oh, shit.
It's locked again. Hold on.

1830
01:22:30,193 --> 01:22:32,460
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
Oh, oh.

1831
01:22:32,462 --> 01:22:34,696
He said, "Bring it
to Operation Albrecht."

1832
01:22:34,698 --> 01:22:36,364
Okay.
What's Operation Albrecht?

1833
01:22:36,366 --> 01:22:37,534
I'm checking his emails.

1834
01:22:39,369 --> 01:22:40,602
Ah.

1835
01:22:40,604 --> 01:22:43,572
He's been communicating with
someone named Hunter Pierce.

1836
01:22:43,574 --> 01:22:44,739
So a gay porn star.

1837
01:22:44,741 --> 01:22:46,775
(AUDREY CHUCKLES)
Uh...

1838
01:22:46,777 --> 01:22:49,411
Highland was planning
to buy the drive from Duffer.

1839
01:22:49,413 --> 01:22:51,081
They called it
Operation Albrecht.

1840
01:22:51,848 --> 01:22:53,615
It's going down
tomorrow night.

1841
01:22:53,617 --> 01:22:56,518
There's a gala in Berlin
at the Museum of Technology.

1842
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:59,423
Text him back and say we'll
meet them there with the drive.

1843
01:23:01,792 --> 01:23:04,459
The phone is locked again.
I need the thumbprint.

1844
01:23:04,461 --> 01:23:06,161
You know what? Forget it.

1845
01:23:06,163 --> 01:23:07,832
(AUDREY INHALES SHARPLY)

1846
01:23:09,399 --> 01:23:10,732
Okay.
Oh, the thumb! Yes!

1847
01:23:10,734 --> 01:23:11,736
Audrey...

1848
01:23:14,304 --> 01:23:16,638
(MORGAN GAGGING)
Oh, my God!

1849
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:17,274
(GAGS)

1850
01:23:20,243 --> 01:23:21,178
(AUDREY GRUNTS)
(BONE SNAPS)

1851
01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:26,348
Thumbs up.

1852
01:23:26,350 --> 01:23:27,351
Go.
<font color="

1853
01:23:31,789 --> 01:23:34,289
SEBASTIAN: So here's the plan.
We go to Berlin.

1854
01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:36,424
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1855
01:23:36,426 --> 01:23:38,527
AUDREY: <i>Wait, we're gonna walk
right into this gala?</i>

1856
01:23:38,529 --> 01:23:41,363
SEBASTIAN: <i>No. We pose as
two people on the guest list.</i>

1857
01:23:41,365 --> 01:23:43,499
<i>The Canadian ambassador
and his wife.</i>

1858
01:23:43,501 --> 01:23:45,400
AUDREY: <i>Uh, won't people know
what they look like?</i>

1859
01:23:45,402 --> 01:23:46,535
<font color="
<i>No.</i>

1860
01:23:46,537 --> 01:23:48,604
<i>No one ever remembers
what Canadians look like.</i>

1861
01:23:48,606 --> 01:23:50,441
<i>They land at Tegel Airport
at 2:00 p.m.</i>

1862
01:23:51,375 --> 01:23:52,875
MORGAN: <i>Can I do an accent?</i>

1863
01:23:52,877 --> 01:23:54,577
SEBASTIAN: <i>Please don't.
I know what I'm gonna do.</i>

1864
01:23:54,579 --> 01:23:56,846
(IN COCKNEY ACCENT)
Hiya! Is you the Mullicays?

1865
01:23:56,848 --> 01:23:57,815
Perfect. I'm Bill.

1866
01:23:59,249 --> 01:24:00,683
I know what you're thinking.

1867
01:24:00,685 --> 01:24:02,451
How'd a bloke
from the East End

1868
01:24:02,453 --> 01:24:04,219
get all the way
to Berlin, Germany?

1869
01:24:04,221 --> 01:24:06,922
Well, I will tell you
on the way to the car.

1870
01:24:06,924 --> 01:24:10,359
I said, "What are you
doing here, Queen?"

1871
01:24:10,361 --> 01:24:13,262
She said, "I was
bored up in that castle.

1872
01:24:13,264 --> 01:24:14,499
"I had to get out."

1873
01:24:19,270 --> 01:24:20,872
Okay, let's drive then.

1874
01:24:21,739 --> 01:24:23,272
(THUDDING)

1875
01:24:23,274 --> 01:24:25,574
No! We're being robbed.

1876
01:24:25,576 --> 01:24:27,443
No! Not again.
(BOTH SCREAMING)

1877
01:24:27,445 --> 01:24:30,680
Sorry.
MORGAN: Please, no. I've a little girl at home.

1878
01:24:30,682 --> 01:24:32,748
Okay. We gotta go!
Me wife is dead.

1879
01:24:32,750 --> 01:24:34,717
Go. Get out. They're asleep!
She needs a new kidney.

1880
01:24:34,719 --> 01:24:37,221
Morgan, no, let's just...
(IN NORMAL VOICE) I came up with a story.

1881
01:24:41,526 --> 01:24:42,560
(CAR LOCK BEEPS)

1882
01:24:45,730 --> 01:24:47,532
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1883
01:24:49,868 --> 01:24:51,502
(TRAIN HORN HONKING)

1884
01:24:54,272 --> 01:24:56,407
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1885
01:25:04,282 --> 01:25:06,750
AUDREY: I hope I look like
the Canadian ambassador's wife.

1886
01:25:06,752 --> 01:25:08,919
I hope I look like Chris
Kirkpatrick from NSYNC.

1887
01:25:08,921 --> 01:25:11,320
Am I done?
MORGAN: Yeah. You're good.

1888
01:25:11,322 --> 01:25:12,689
I just think if one of us is
changing her look,

1889
01:25:12,691 --> 01:25:14,323
then the other
should change her look

1890
01:25:14,325 --> 01:25:15,391
for disguise reasons.

1891
01:25:15,393 --> 01:25:18,496
Like, you're about to look
like Amanda Mullicay.

1892
01:25:19,430 --> 01:25:20,699
And I'm about to look like...

1893
01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:24,868
Shit. I'm about
to look like you.

1894
01:25:24,870 --> 01:25:26,937
Not that it's a bad look.
It's just we switched places,

1895
01:25:26,939 --> 01:25:29,539
so if they're looking
for a blonde and a brunette,

1896
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:31,340
then we're still gonna be
a blonde and a brunette.

1897
01:25:31,342 --> 01:25:32,542
Oh, we fucked up.

1898
01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:34,644
I hope this isn't
what gets us killed tonight.

1899
01:25:34,646 --> 01:25:38,081
No. Hey, we're
not gonna die tonight.

1900
01:25:38,083 --> 01:25:39,885
You're right, we're not.
But if we do...

1901
01:25:41,053 --> 01:25:43,386
We're not, but if we do...
Oh, my God.

1902
01:25:43,388 --> 01:25:45,989
I know a lot of horrific stuff
has happened this week,

1903
01:25:45,991 --> 01:25:47,291
but, um...

1904
01:25:48,660 --> 01:25:50,329
It has been
the best week of my life.

1905
01:25:51,797 --> 01:25:54,598
Really?
Yeah, just being out here, like,

1906
01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:57,834
on this adventure, with you,

1907
01:25:57,836 --> 01:26:00,637
doing the right thing,
and nobody's judging me...

1908
01:26:00,639 --> 01:26:01,774
I don't know.

1909
01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:04,309
Do you normally feel judged?

1910
01:26:05,377 --> 01:26:06,543
You know that thing
that Drew said to me

1911
01:26:06,545 --> 01:26:08,578
about me being a little much?

1912
01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:10,847
It's not the first time
I've heard that.

1913
01:26:10,849 --> 01:26:12,749
You're not "a little much."

1914
01:26:12,751 --> 01:26:15,018
I am. I am "a little much."
I'm a lot much.

1915
01:26:15,020 --> 01:26:17,121
No, you're not.

1916
01:26:17,123 --> 01:26:18,455
The only people
who don't think so

1917
01:26:18,457 --> 01:26:19,656
are you and my parents.

1918
01:26:19,658 --> 01:26:21,493
That's 'cause
everyone else is boring.

1919
01:26:23,929 --> 01:26:25,997
(CRYING)

1920
01:26:25,999 --> 01:26:26,799
Sorry.

1921
01:26:29,102 --> 01:26:30,834
I'm so proud of you.

1922
01:26:30,836 --> 01:26:32,136
Honey, I'm proud of you.

1923
01:26:32,138 --> 01:26:33,672
(BOTH SNIFFLING)

1924
01:26:34,540 --> 01:26:35,541
Oh, my God.

1925
01:26:38,544 --> 01:26:39,977
MORGAN: So, don't...
<font color="

1926
01:26:39,979 --> 01:26:42,046
MORGAN: Please don't die,
because then I would die,

1927
01:26:42,048 --> 01:26:44,882
and then we would both be dead,
and that would be a waste.

1928
01:26:44,884 --> 01:26:47,786
(OPERATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1929
01:26:59,665 --> 01:27:02,033
Morgan.
Are you in position?

1930
01:27:02,035 --> 01:27:03,734
Yeah, I was born in position.

1931
01:27:03,736 --> 01:27:05,803
Yes, everyone's
born in position.

1932
01:27:05,805 --> 01:27:07,972
That's why they call it
the fetal position.

1933
01:27:07,974 --> 01:27:09,539
Right. Yeah, I just got that.

1934
01:27:09,541 --> 01:27:11,042
(CHUCKLES)

1935
01:27:11,044 --> 01:27:13,945
Amanda.
Ethan.

1936
01:27:13,947 --> 01:27:16,616
Just act natural.
Just another normal night.

1937
01:27:18,417 --> 01:27:19,717
Yeah.

1938
01:27:19,719 --> 01:27:20,918
MORGAN: <i>Performing with
Cirque du Soleil</i>

1939
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:22,787
<i>is actually a top three
dream of mine.</i>

1940
01:27:22,789 --> 01:27:23,888
I'm highly prepared
for this mission.

1941
01:27:23,890 --> 01:27:27,024
I was a C.I.T. in Acrobatics
and Clowning at camp.

1942
01:27:27,026 --> 01:27:29,026
It was competitive
and I excelled.

1943
01:27:29,028 --> 01:27:31,195
Once again, Morgan, you're not
performing with the troupe.

1944
01:27:31,197 --> 01:27:34,198
Your job is to stay backstage
and watch the surveillance.

1945
01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,700
<i>We need to locate the buyer.</i>

1946
01:27:35,702 --> 01:27:36,970
Okay. But... But...

1947
01:27:38,204 --> 01:27:40,571
Not just for one song?

1948
01:27:40,573 --> 01:27:41,706
SEBASTIAN: <i>No.</i>
I hear you.

1949
01:27:41,708 --> 01:27:43,774
But wouldn't I be better able
to identify the mark

1950
01:27:43,776 --> 01:27:45,743
if I was spinning around on
that silver spinning thingy?

1951
01:27:45,745 --> 01:27:47,078
SEBASTIAN: <i>No.</i>
Copy that.

1952
01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:48,713
But what if
I was on the trapeze?

1953
01:27:48,715 --> 01:27:50,648
In which I am trained.

1954
01:27:50,650 --> 01:27:52,450
No.
<i>Affirmative.</i>

1955
01:27:52,452 --> 01:27:53,386
Mongoose standing down.

1956
01:27:54,554 --> 01:27:55,722
(GRUNTS)

1957
01:27:55,989 --> 01:27:57,455
Hey!

1958
01:27:57,457 --> 01:27:59,859
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1959
01:28:03,630 --> 01:28:04,862
<font color="

1960
01:28:04,864 --> 01:28:08,233
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1961
01:28:08,235 --> 01:28:10,735
MORGAN: <i>You guys, you guys,
I see someone suspicious.</i>

1962
01:28:10,737 --> 01:28:13,471
Okay. Stay calm.

1963
01:28:13,473 --> 01:28:15,773
<i>Can you describe them?</i>
Okay.

1964
01:28:15,775 --> 01:28:17,842
He's got an insane
twirly mustache.

1965
01:28:17,844 --> 01:28:19,510
<i>He's got the big bushy
scary eyebrows.</i>

1966
01:28:19,512 --> 01:28:20,613
And... (SCOFFS)

1967
01:28:21,781 --> 01:28:23,949
Yep. Yep.
He's holding a bag of money.

1968
01:28:23,951 --> 01:28:26,118
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
we have our buyer.</i>

1969
01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:27,920
Yeah, I think that guy's
part of the show.

1970
01:28:27,922 --> 01:28:29,787
Yeah, Morgan, I don't think
an actual bad guy

1971
01:28:29,789 --> 01:28:31,622
would look like
an evil Mr. Monopoly.

1972
01:28:31,624 --> 01:28:32,958
MORGAN: <i>I don't know.</i>

1973
01:28:32,960 --> 01:28:35,093
I gotta go with my gut
on this. I'm sorry.

1974
01:28:35,095 --> 01:28:37,031
(MUSIC PLAYING)

1975
01:28:38,098 --> 01:28:39,133
Oh.

1976
01:28:51,611 --> 01:28:54,545
(ALL CHEERING)

1977
01:28:54,547 --> 01:28:56,782
And I was mistaken.
He is a part of the show.

1978
01:28:56,784 --> 01:28:58,886
I repeat,
he is a part of the show.

1979
01:29:00,120 --> 01:29:02,721
PERFORMER: Oh!
(ALL LAUGHING)

1980
01:29:02,723 --> 01:29:04,555
<font color="

1981
01:29:04,557 --> 01:29:05,724
(GASPS)

1982
01:29:05,726 --> 01:29:08,093
What?
That's Tom and Marsha.

1983
01:29:08,095 --> 01:29:10,230
Drew's fake parents.
Or whoever they are.

1984
01:29:17,571 --> 01:29:19,838
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1985
01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:22,674
Morgan, get backstage.
I've been blown.

1986
01:29:22,676 --> 01:29:23,811
(MORGAN GIGGLES)

1987
01:29:25,112 --> 01:29:25,980
Who has blown you?

1988
01:29:26,847 --> 01:29:28,180
Morgan, it's not funny.

1989
01:29:28,182 --> 01:29:31,683
<i>I agree. There's nothing funny
about you being blown.</i> (GIGGLING)

1990
01:29:31,685 --> 01:29:32,985
<font color="

1991
01:29:32,987 --> 01:29:34,186
and in plain sight
until I get back.

1992
01:29:34,188 --> 01:29:35,923
You, uh... You put the drive
somewhere safe?

1993
01:29:36,857 --> 01:29:38,223
Very safe.

1994
01:29:38,225 --> 01:29:39,827
Is it the same place
as last time?

1995
01:29:40,194 --> 01:29:41,595
You'll see.

1996
01:29:43,564 --> 01:29:45,099
I don't actually mean,
like, you'll see.

1997
01:29:46,734 --> 01:29:47,733
Please just go.
Yeah.

1998
01:29:47,735 --> 01:29:48,834
Okay.

1999
01:29:48,836 --> 01:29:50,938
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

2000
01:30:01,915 --> 01:30:03,682
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

2001
01:30:03,684 --> 01:30:04,785
(IN ENGLISH)
No smoking, sir.

2002
01:30:05,120 --> 01:30:06,685
Oh.

2003
01:30:06,687 --> 01:30:08,555
I'm sorry.
Awful habit, I know.

2004
01:30:10,158 --> 01:30:11,757
You want one?
I don't smoke, sir.

2005
01:30:11,759 --> 01:30:12,858
Yeah, neither do I.

2006
01:30:12,860 --> 01:30:14,595
(GROANING)

2007
01:30:28,243 --> 01:30:29,543
(GROANS)

2008
01:30:30,245 --> 01:30:32,147
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

2009
01:30:36,184 --> 01:30:36,985
AUDREY: Sebastian...

2010
01:30:38,719 --> 01:30:39,888
Sebastian, you got a text.

2011
01:30:43,657 --> 01:30:44,993
Sebastian, is everything okay?

2012
01:31:15,957 --> 01:31:17,757
Morgan, Sebastian's
not responding.

2013
01:31:17,759 --> 01:31:19,426
MORGAN: <i>Oh, my God!
That's really bad.</i>

2014
01:31:19,428 --> 01:31:21,794
Or not. I don't wanna scare
you. Could mean anything.

2015
01:31:21,796 --> 01:31:24,030
The buyer texted me.
I have to go meet him.

2016
01:31:24,032 --> 01:31:26,199
Or her.
<i>Thank you. I was gonna say,</i>

2017
01:31:26,201 --> 01:31:28,034
women can be terrorists too.

2018
01:31:28,036 --> 01:31:29,969
<i>We can do anything
we put our minds to.</i>

2019
01:31:29,971 --> 01:31:31,003
Can you see if you can
get eyes on Sebastian?

2020
01:31:31,005 --> 01:31:32,272
He couldn't have gotten far.

2021
01:31:32,274 --> 01:31:33,309
Okay.

2022
01:31:35,810 --> 01:31:37,076
Yeah. In that case,

2023
01:31:37,078 --> 01:31:38,978
I am gonna climb
the ladder. I know...

2024
01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:40,380
(STATIC)

2025
01:31:40,382 --> 01:31:41,515
Morgan?

2026
01:31:41,517 --> 01:31:44,218
...trapeze platform really
is the best vantage point.

2027
01:31:44,220 --> 01:31:45,852
Morgan!

2028
01:31:45,854 --> 01:31:46,988
(SIGHS) Oh, my God.

2029
01:32:02,704 --> 01:32:04,006
<font color="
(GASPS)

2030
01:32:06,408 --> 01:32:07,642
Audrey. Oh, my God!

2031
01:32:08,077 --> 01:32:09,278
What the fuck?

2032
01:32:10,980 --> 01:32:12,148
Okay.

2033
01:32:13,315 --> 01:32:14,448
Okay.

2034
01:32:14,450 --> 01:32:16,749
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2035
01:32:16,751 --> 01:32:18,852
Audrey, the goldfinch
has reached

2036
01:32:18,854 --> 01:32:20,720
her very precarious perch.

2037
01:32:20,722 --> 01:32:22,489
I think I'm about,
I don't know,

2038
01:32:22,491 --> 01:32:24,126
2,000 feet off the ground.

2039
01:32:25,261 --> 01:32:26,262
Huh.

2040
01:32:30,099 --> 01:32:31,100
No.

2041
01:32:31,367 --> 01:32:33,035
(MORGAN GASPS)

2042
01:32:37,907 --> 01:32:40,042
Okay. I'm gonna go. Wait.

2043
01:32:41,043 --> 01:32:42,211
What? Excuse me.

2044
01:32:42,945 --> 01:32:44,113
Give me the ladder.

2045
01:32:45,014 --> 01:32:46,079
Fuck me.

2046
01:32:46,081 --> 01:32:48,282
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

2047
01:32:48,284 --> 01:32:50,517
Drew, you're supposed to be dead.
Dead. Yeah.

2048
01:32:50,519 --> 01:32:52,920
I was right on the edge.

2049
01:32:52,922 --> 01:32:55,291
But the idea of you being
out there kept me alive.

2050
01:32:56,526 --> 01:32:57,860
I'm here to save you.

2051
01:32:58,961 --> 01:33:01,061
Me?
And to stop Henshaw.

2052
01:33:01,063 --> 01:33:03,232
What? Sebastian?
No, he's helping us.

2053
01:33:04,233 --> 01:33:06,068
Audrey, do you know
about Highland?

2054
01:33:07,369 --> 01:33:09,069
Yeah.

2055
01:33:09,071 --> 01:33:10,306
Sebastian works for Highland.

2056
01:33:12,875 --> 01:33:14,241
No. That's not possible.

2057
01:33:14,243 --> 01:33:15,976
Why would he come
and risk his life?

2058
01:33:15,978 --> 01:33:17,277
Why would he get fired?

2059
01:33:17,279 --> 01:33:18,812
What did he tell you?
Did he tell you

2060
01:33:18,814 --> 01:33:20,881
you're here to find
a buyer for the drive?

2061
01:33:20,883 --> 01:33:22,816
You're just here
so he can kill me.

2062
01:33:22,818 --> 01:33:24,887
He was using you
as bait to find me.

2063
01:33:25,988 --> 01:33:27,390
He knew that
I'd come back for you.

2064
01:33:28,558 --> 01:33:30,125
That I'd never
let him hurt you.

2065
01:33:31,394 --> 01:33:32,195
And now, here I am.

2066
01:33:33,563 --> 01:33:35,463
Yeah.

2067
01:33:35,465 --> 01:33:37,465
Audrey, I have some bad news.

2068
01:33:37,467 --> 01:33:40,134
Nadedja is still alive,

2069
01:33:40,136 --> 01:33:42,537
and she is on the other
trapeze platform

2070
01:33:42,539 --> 01:33:44,105
right now.

2071
01:33:44,107 --> 01:33:45,506
She might have a bomb on her.
I don't know.

2072
01:33:45,508 --> 01:33:47,841
Maybe this is one
of the terrorist attacks.

2073
01:33:47,843 --> 01:33:48,775
That doesn't really
make any sense.

2074
01:33:48,777 --> 01:33:50,944
She doesn't seem
like a suicide bomber.

2075
01:33:50,946 --> 01:33:53,181
That girl has
high self-esteem.

2076
01:33:53,183 --> 01:33:54,384
She's so full of herself.

2077
01:33:56,953 --> 01:33:59,120
The point is, Audrey,
I'm looking at her,

2078
01:33:59,122 --> 01:34:01,589
and she definitely
does wanna kill me.

2079
01:34:01,591 --> 01:34:03,458
And then she's gonna
come after you.

2080
01:34:03,460 --> 01:34:05,860
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2081
01:34:05,862 --> 01:34:08,331
So I think I gotta fix this.

2082
01:34:09,299 --> 01:34:12,267
(EXCITED CHATTERING)

2083
01:34:12,269 --> 01:34:14,137
(NECK CRACKS)
MORGAN: I can do this.

2084
01:34:14,971 --> 01:34:16,871
Remember your training

2085
01:34:16,873 --> 01:34:18,174
from the New Jersey
Circus Center.

2086
01:34:21,077 --> 01:34:22,312
(NADEDJA YELLING)

2087
01:34:23,847 --> 01:34:25,148
<font color="

2088
01:34:28,918 --> 01:34:30,485
(YELLING)

2089
01:34:30,487 --> 01:34:33,256
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

2090
01:34:34,190 --> 01:34:36,293
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2091
01:34:38,862 --> 01:34:39,963
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

2092
01:34:50,407 --> 01:34:53,642
(SCREAMING)

2093
01:34:53,644 --> 01:34:56,210
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2094
01:34:56,212 --> 01:34:58,480
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2095
01:34:58,482 --> 01:35:00,248
Could I just
ask you something?

2096
01:35:00,250 --> 01:35:01,318
Anything.

2097
01:35:03,153 --> 01:35:04,486
Did you leave that drive
in my apartment

2098
01:35:04,488 --> 01:35:07,221
because you thought
that I would never leave?

2099
01:35:07,223 --> 01:35:10,326
That I wouldn't grow?
That I wouldn't go anywhere?

2100
01:35:10,328 --> 01:35:12,394
Did you send me to Vienna
because you just

2101
01:35:12,396 --> 01:35:14,095
assumed that I wouldn't
question anything?

2102
01:35:14,097 --> 01:35:15,865
No. No. No, no. I mean...

2103
01:35:18,168 --> 01:35:19,236
I underestimated you.

2104
01:35:20,371 --> 01:35:21,505
You hurt me.

2105
01:35:23,641 --> 01:35:25,075
I'm so sorry.

2106
01:35:26,610 --> 01:35:27,545
I had to.

2107
01:35:29,513 --> 01:35:31,415
But now, seeing everything
that you've done,

2108
01:35:33,983 --> 01:35:35,252
I've never loved you more.

2109
01:35:37,954 --> 01:35:38,855
Do you love me?

2110
01:35:39,523 --> 01:35:41,192
I love you, Audrey Stockman.

2111
01:35:43,994 --> 01:35:46,395
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2112
01:35:46,397 --> 01:35:49,231
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2113
01:35:49,233 --> 01:35:50,267
Looks very real to me.

2114
01:35:51,535 --> 01:35:53,104
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

2115
01:35:56,407 --> 01:35:59,408
What was the name
of the nun that beat you

2116
01:35:59,410 --> 01:36:02,244
in whatever fucking orphanage...
(YELLS)

2117
01:36:02,246 --> 01:36:04,046
...you grew up in,
you skank?

2118
01:36:04,048 --> 01:36:05,383
Ow. Ow.

2119
01:36:14,291 --> 01:36:16,026
(AUDIENCE GASPING)

2120
01:36:16,627 --> 01:36:17,528
(GRUNTS)

2121
01:36:18,963 --> 01:36:20,965
(SHUDDERS)
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

2122
01:36:24,602 --> 01:36:27,302
(CHOKING)

2123
01:36:27,304 --> 01:36:28,437
(GRUNTS)

2124
01:36:28,439 --> 01:36:30,072
<font color="

2125
01:36:30,074 --> 01:36:33,277
(MORGAN CHOKING)

2126
01:36:38,683 --> 01:36:40,251
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2127
01:36:41,620 --> 01:36:43,218
(LAUGHING)

2128
01:36:43,220 --> 01:36:45,222
(AUDIENCE GASPS)

2129
01:36:54,331 --> 01:36:58,169
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

2130
01:37:00,672 --> 01:37:04,276
(PANTING)

2131
01:37:06,445 --> 01:37:08,580
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

2132
01:37:09,314 --> 01:37:13,150
(PANTING)

2133
01:37:20,492 --> 01:37:23,695
Audrey.
Audrey, I did it.

2134
01:37:25,363 --> 01:37:26,431
We're safe.

2135
01:37:28,467 --> 01:37:29,468
Audrey.

2136
01:37:31,203 --> 01:37:32,337
Audrey?

2137
01:37:34,539 --> 01:37:35,540
Shit!

2138
01:37:37,108 --> 01:37:38,677
Your boss give you
any new spy gadgets?

2139
01:37:39,478 --> 01:37:40,312
Uh, no.

2140
01:37:41,213 --> 01:37:42,378
DREW: Canadian now?

2141
01:37:42,380 --> 01:37:45,515
Eh! (LAUGHS)
Eh! Good.

2142
01:37:45,517 --> 01:37:49,321
Oh, um... I wouldn't open that.
Is that gonna blow my head off?

2143
01:37:49,688 --> 01:37:51,521
AUDREY: Hmm?

2144
01:37:51,523 --> 01:37:54,057
Thousand guesses, never
would've landed on "thumb."

2145
01:37:54,059 --> 01:37:55,558
(CHUCKLES)

2146
01:37:55,560 --> 01:37:57,062
Anything else, Double O Sexy?

2147
01:38:01,533 --> 01:38:02,634
The drive isn't in there.

2148
01:38:03,635 --> 01:38:05,003
(LAUGHS)

2149
01:38:06,371 --> 01:38:07,372
Oh, come on.

2150
01:38:10,141 --> 01:38:11,309
Hey.

2151
01:38:12,210 --> 01:38:13,512
You can trust me.

2152
01:38:15,514 --> 01:38:18,583
Really? 'Cause you said
not to trust anyone.

2153
01:38:21,721 --> 01:38:23,386
TOM: Stand back!
MARSHA: Go on. Move it.

2154
01:38:23,388 --> 01:38:24,788
Sebastian?

2155
01:38:24,790 --> 01:38:27,192
Audrey.
Audrey, step back. He's with them.

2156
01:38:28,126 --> 01:38:29,593
Thayer?
Hey, bro.

2157
01:38:29,595 --> 01:38:31,261
Audrey, step away from him.

2158
01:38:31,263 --> 01:38:33,229
He's gonna kill all of us.

2159
01:38:33,231 --> 01:38:34,667
He said the same thing
about you.

2160
01:38:39,605 --> 01:38:40,406
Hello.

2161
01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:44,742
Thayer,
remove the target.

2162
01:38:44,744 --> 01:38:45,876
Fuck you, Dad.

2163
01:38:45,878 --> 01:38:47,078
(GROANS)
(AUDREY GASPS)

2164
01:38:47,647 --> 01:38:48,447
<font color="

2165
01:38:49,348 --> 01:38:50,414
Mom.

2166
01:38:50,416 --> 01:38:52,316
(SCREAMS)

2167
01:38:52,318 --> 01:38:55,586
Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Hold on. Hold on.

2168
01:38:55,588 --> 01:38:59,090
Audrey, listen to me. Drew
is working with Highland.

2169
01:39:00,293 --> 01:39:01,559
Sebastian was working
with Highland.

2170
01:39:01,561 --> 01:39:02,660
SEBASTIAN: That's a lie.

2171
01:39:02,662 --> 01:39:04,495
Audrey, he was working
with Duffer too.

2172
01:39:04,497 --> 01:39:05,930
Sebastian was
working with Duffer.

2173
01:39:05,932 --> 01:39:08,632
SEBASTIAN: Drew's the one that sent
the assassin to the gymnasium.

2174
01:39:08,634 --> 01:39:09,700
He would've let you die.

2175
01:39:09,702 --> 01:39:12,303
DREW: Sebastian sent the
assassin to the gymnasium.

2176
01:39:12,305 --> 01:39:13,437
Sebastian would've let you die.

2177
01:39:13,439 --> 01:39:15,372
Okay, everything I say you did
you can't just say I did.

2178
01:39:15,374 --> 01:39:16,840
I can 'cause
I've got the gun.

2179
01:39:16,842 --> 01:39:18,477
(GROANS)

2180
01:39:21,914 --> 01:39:23,549
(EXHALES)

2181
01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:29,920
You okay?

2182
01:39:29,922 --> 01:39:31,322
I'm so scared.

2183
01:39:31,324 --> 01:39:32,458
It's all right. It's okay.

2184
01:39:34,928 --> 01:39:36,827
(PANTING)

2185
01:39:36,829 --> 01:39:39,697
I'm so sorry
I dragged you into this.

2186
01:39:39,699 --> 01:39:40,833
<font color="
DREW: I know.

2187
01:39:42,401 --> 01:39:44,168
Can we please just go home?

2188
01:39:44,170 --> 01:39:45,269
Yeah.
Okay.

2189
01:39:45,271 --> 01:39:46,606
I'm gonna take care of you.

2190
01:39:52,278 --> 01:39:53,279
You looking for this?

2191
01:39:55,681 --> 01:39:56,482
Uh, Audrey, that's...

2192
01:39:58,885 --> 01:40:00,952
That's cute, but I don't think
you know what you're doing.

2193
01:40:00,954 --> 01:40:03,354
God, you really do
still underestimate me.

2194
01:40:03,356 --> 01:40:04,691
Audrey, come on.

2195
01:40:06,693 --> 01:40:07,792
Audrey...

2196
01:40:07,794 --> 01:40:09,293
(BOTH GRUNTING)

2197
01:40:09,295 --> 01:40:11,163
Get off me! No!

2198
01:40:16,335 --> 01:40:17,434
Oh, my God!

2199
01:40:17,436 --> 01:40:20,270
Oh, Morgan.
Always so dramatic.

2200
01:40:20,272 --> 01:40:21,906
<font color="
(GRUNTS)

2201
01:40:21,908 --> 01:40:22,776
DREW: Fuck!

2202
01:40:23,610 --> 01:40:24,776
Oh, God!

2203
01:40:24,778 --> 01:40:26,210
(YELLING)

2204
01:40:26,212 --> 01:40:27,547
Argh!

2205
01:40:28,982 --> 01:40:30,182
(SIGHS)

2206
01:40:35,522 --> 01:40:36,556
You better hurry.

2207
01:40:37,624 --> 01:40:38,525
Finish me off.

2208
01:40:40,894 --> 01:40:42,194
Oh, that's right.

2209
01:40:42,896 --> 01:40:44,562
You never finish anything.

2210
01:40:44,564 --> 01:40:46,464
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

2211
01:40:46,466 --> 01:40:47,701
To quote a text I got,

2212
01:40:49,302 --> 01:40:53,405
"Hey there.
It's over. Sorry."

2213
01:40:53,407 --> 01:40:54,873
Audrey... Audrey, don't.

2214
01:40:54,875 --> 01:40:55,909
(GUN CLICKS)

2215
01:40:59,413 --> 01:41:00,580
I lied.

2216
01:41:01,581 --> 01:41:04,249
<font color="

2217
01:41:04,251 --> 01:41:05,650
(DOOR OPENS)

2218
01:41:05,652 --> 01:41:09,287
(OFFICER SPEAKING GERMAN)

2219
01:41:09,289 --> 01:41:10,588
OFFICER: Drew Thayer, don't move.

2220
01:41:10,590 --> 01:41:11,692
You're under arrest.

2221
01:41:14,928 --> 01:41:17,295
DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO)
<i>We have apprehended Drew Thayer.</i>

2222
01:41:17,297 --> 01:41:19,199
It's a little much,
don't you think?

2223
01:41:20,534 --> 01:41:22,734
Oh, my God! Are you okay?

2224
01:41:22,736 --> 01:41:24,571
I'm okay. Are you okay?
AUDREY: Yeah.

2225
01:41:25,539 --> 01:41:26,673
<font color="

2226
01:41:27,507 --> 01:41:28,873
Sebastian?

2227
01:41:28,875 --> 01:41:30,577
(PANTING)

2228
01:41:34,381 --> 01:41:35,780
(AUDREY GASPS)

2229
01:41:35,782 --> 01:41:37,615
What the fuck?

2230
01:41:37,617 --> 01:41:39,919
Okay, these vests,
they save your life,

2231
01:41:39,921 --> 01:41:42,287
but they do not prevent you
from breaking ribs.

2232
01:41:42,289 --> 01:41:43,588
MORGAN: You're alive.

2233
01:41:43,590 --> 01:41:44,691
(MORGAN KISSING)
(SEBASTIAN GROANING)

2234
01:41:46,693 --> 01:41:47,993
Oh, you're alive.

2235
01:41:47,995 --> 01:41:49,931
(POLICE RADIO CHATTER)

2236
01:41:58,472 --> 01:41:59,638
<font color="

2237
01:41:59,640 --> 01:42:01,607
What is
the Heimlich maneuver?

2238
01:42:01,609 --> 01:42:03,508
WOMAN: (ON TV) <i>What is
the Heimlich maneuver?</i>

2239
01:42:03,510 --> 01:42:05,044
ALEX TREBEK: <i>That's it.</i>
WOMAN: <i>Instruments for eight.</i>

2240
01:42:05,046 --> 01:42:06,579
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
<i>This long, powerful horn...</i>

2241
01:42:06,581 --> 01:42:07,947
That's a long number.

2242
01:42:07,949 --> 01:42:08,948
Oh.

2243
01:42:08,950 --> 01:42:10,482
Hello.

2244
01:42:10,484 --> 01:42:12,818
Mom, I'm alive.
<font color="

2245
01:42:12,820 --> 01:42:13,986
Let me turn this down.

2246
01:42:13,988 --> 01:42:15,253
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you on speaker.

2247
01:42:15,255 --> 01:42:16,756
BOTH: Hold on.
ARNIE: <i>Let me turn the volume down.</i>

2248
01:42:16,758 --> 01:42:19,091
Put in... Do... Um...
ARNIE: <i>Trying to lower the volume, sweetie,</i>

2249
01:42:19,093 --> 01:42:21,460
and I can't.
CAROL: Input.

2250
01:42:21,462 --> 01:42:22,495
Input?
I don't see input.

2251
01:42:22,497 --> 01:42:23,596
<i>Sorry, I'm calling</i>

2252
01:42:23,598 --> 01:42:25,531
from an international
spy's phone.

2253
01:42:25,533 --> 01:42:27,366
Spy. Who's a spy?

2254
01:42:27,368 --> 01:42:28,601
Yeah, input's
doing nothing.

2255
01:42:28,603 --> 01:42:30,703
He's an international spy,

2256
01:42:30,705 --> 01:42:34,006
and his name is
Sebastian Henshaw.

2257
01:42:34,008 --> 01:42:36,008
(CHUCKLES)
MORGAN: He works for MI6.

2258
01:42:36,010 --> 01:42:37,510
Morgan...

2259
01:42:37,512 --> 01:42:40,646
Can she not reveal
my identity?

2260
01:42:40,648 --> 01:42:42,648
Uh, yeah,
she tells them everything.

2261
01:42:42,650 --> 01:42:44,550
MORGAN: Hold on.
I have a call waiting.

2262
01:42:44,552 --> 01:42:45,753
I love you.

2263
01:42:49,557 --> 01:42:53,759
Sebastian Henshaw's phone.
This is Morgan speaking.

2264
01:42:53,761 --> 01:42:54,629
WENDY: <i>Where's Henshaw?</i>

2265
01:42:55,930 --> 01:42:58,531
Oh, my God.
Is this who I think it is?

2266
01:42:58,533 --> 01:43:01,134
How could I possibly know
who you think this is?

2267
01:43:01,136 --> 01:43:03,803
MORGAN: <i>Oh, my God.
It is you. Wow.</i>

2268
01:43:03,805 --> 01:43:06,005
I'm letting
Audrey and Sebastian

2269
01:43:06,007 --> 01:43:08,008
have a little bit
of a moment right now.

2270
01:43:08,010 --> 01:43:09,842
<i>You know what I mean?</i>

2271
01:43:09,844 --> 01:43:11,510
Tell him to call me back.
<i>No, no. It's okay.</i>

2272
01:43:11,512 --> 01:43:15,015
I think I've proven myself
a trustworthy junior agent.

2273
01:43:15,017 --> 01:43:16,515
<i>Why don't you give me
the message, yeah?</i>

2274
01:43:16,517 --> 01:43:18,417
Okay.
Okay.

2275
01:43:18,419 --> 01:43:20,020
<i>You may tell him this,</i>

2276
01:43:20,022 --> 01:43:22,454
that he can come back
to the office on Monday.

2277
01:43:22,456 --> 01:43:25,158
Really? Oh, my gosh!
That's the best.

2278
01:43:25,160 --> 01:43:26,425
Thank you.
<i>He's gonna be so happy.</i>

2279
01:43:26,427 --> 01:43:27,760
<i>Thank you so much.</i>

2280
01:43:27,762 --> 01:43:30,663
Mon... Oh! Monday is
tough for me though.

2281
01:43:30,665 --> 01:43:31,932
<i>Okay.</i>
No, no, no.

2282
01:43:31,934 --> 01:43:33,599
I have a callback
for a Progresso commercial.

2283
01:43:33,601 --> 01:43:36,169
But you know what? Fuck it!

2284
01:43:36,171 --> 01:43:38,038
<i>I'm gonna cancel it.</i>
I'm not talking about you, Morgan.

2285
01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:39,873
Do not show up on Monday.
<i>Okay.</i>

2286
01:43:39,875 --> 01:43:43,844
I won't come in on Monday. Gosh, I
wouldn't dream of it. <font color="

2287
01:43:43,846 --> 01:43:45,178
Great. Thank you.

2288
01:43:45,180 --> 01:43:46,980
<i>No, but I will.
I'll see you Monday.</i>

2289
01:43:46,982 --> 01:43:48,581
What do you like
in your coffee?

2290
01:43:48,583 --> 01:43:49,749
SEBASTIAN: So when people ask you

2291
01:43:49,751 --> 01:43:51,952
about your first trip
to Europe...

2292
01:43:51,954 --> 01:43:54,621
I'm gonna have to tell them the truth.
(CHUCKLES)

2293
01:43:54,623 --> 01:43:56,357
It definitely wasn't boring.

2294
01:43:57,025 --> 01:43:57,826
No.

2295
01:44:01,964 --> 01:44:05,601
But I didn't get to do
everything that I wanted to do.

2296
01:44:06,702 --> 01:44:08,637
Oh, yeah?
What did you forget?

2297
01:44:14,610 --> 01:44:16,843
No. <font color="
(GASPS)

2298
01:44:16,845 --> 01:44:18,745
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I
thought that you and I maybe...

2299
01:44:18,747 --> 01:44:20,080
No. Actually it was...
I'm sorry.

2300
01:44:20,082 --> 01:44:21,581
I was going for the...
I mean, it was the physical

2301
01:44:21,583 --> 01:44:23,852
pain of my chest.
Okay, then suck it up.

2302
01:44:41,036 --> 01:44:42,771
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

2303
01:44:45,073 --> 01:44:46,606
Hey.

2304
01:44:46,608 --> 01:44:48,074
All for this happening.
Love this.

2305
01:44:48,076 --> 01:44:49,509
I'm sorry to interrupt.

2306
01:44:49,511 --> 01:44:51,044
I just talked
to the MI6 lady,

2307
01:44:51,046 --> 01:44:53,747
and she said that you would
know what to do with the drive?

2308
01:44:53,749 --> 01:44:55,649
I have it this time.

2309
01:44:55,651 --> 01:44:57,617
You told us to keep it
somewhere safe.

2310
01:44:57,619 --> 01:44:59,922
Right. So I finally
swallowed it.

2311
01:45:00,822 --> 01:45:02,956
Big personal
victory of mine.

2312
01:45:02,958 --> 01:45:05,625
Well, we need to destroy it.

2313
01:45:05,627 --> 01:45:07,496
Yeah. As soon as she clears.

2314
01:45:08,797 --> 01:45:09,863
You know what I mean?

2315
01:45:09,865 --> 01:45:11,098
(LAUGHS)

2316
01:45:11,100 --> 01:45:13,937
I, um... I should
speak to my boss.

2317
01:45:15,004 --> 01:45:16,705
Yep. Bye now.

2318
01:45:19,142 --> 01:45:20,942
Ahhh!

2319
01:45:20,944 --> 01:45:22,812
(LAUGHS)
(MORGAN VOCALIZING)

2320
01:45:24,546 --> 01:45:27,116
What? Okay!
Okay!

2321
01:45:28,684 --> 01:45:31,152
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, yes, yes!

2322
01:45:31,154 --> 01:45:33,555
<font color="

2323
01:45:35,024 --> 01:45:37,559
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2324
01:46:04,721 --> 01:46:08,322
(IMITATES TRUMPET PLAYING)

2325
01:46:08,324 --> 01:46:09,757
MORGAN: Happy birthday!

2326
01:46:09,759 --> 01:46:11,025
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)

2327
01:46:11,027 --> 01:46:12,195
Okay. Blow, baby, blow!

2328
01:46:12,695 --> 01:46:13,861
(BLOWS)

2329
01:46:13,863 --> 01:46:15,062
(LAUGHS)

2330
01:46:15,064 --> 01:46:17,264
Well, I hope your wish was
to be entertained.

2331
01:46:17,266 --> 01:46:19,133
(GUNS COCKING)

2332
01:46:19,135 --> 01:46:21,170
Whoa! Guys, guys, guys!
It's just a microphone.

2333
01:46:22,238 --> 01:46:25,206
Although, fair warning.

2334
01:46:25,208 --> 01:46:28,044
<i>You may be blown away.
Two, three, four, hit it.</i>

2335
01:46:30,214 --> 01:46:34,615
<i>Audrey, it's so good to be
here with you in Tokyo,</i>

2336
01:46:34,617 --> 01:46:36,951
<i>my steamy little eda-mommy.</i>

2337
01:46:36,953 --> 01:46:39,754
<i>I have loved you
since the udon of time.</i>

2338
01:46:39,756 --> 01:46:42,590
<i>It's Japanese food puns.
That's the entertainment.</i>

2339
01:46:42,592 --> 01:46:45,327
<i>I'm going to sashimi</i>

2340
01:46:45,329 --> 01:46:47,964
<i>over here to these
very handsome ramen.</i>

2341
01:46:48,898 --> 01:46:50,365
<i>Do you like my food puns?</i>

2342
01:46:50,367 --> 01:46:52,267
<i>Or do you think
they're teri-yucky?</i>

2343
01:46:52,269 --> 01:46:53,903
(LAUGHING)
<i>Audrey, I love you so much.</i>

2344
01:46:54,771 --> 01:46:55,571
<i>Happy birthday, baby.</i>

2345
01:46:56,906 --> 01:46:58,875
(<i>HAPPY BIRTHDAY</i> PLAYING)
AUDREY: Morgan!

2346
01:46:59,977 --> 01:47:02,210
You shouldn't have!

2347
01:47:02,212 --> 01:47:03,613
<i>And yet I did.</i>
Oh.

2348
01:47:04,781 --> 01:47:06,081
Okay, Morgan. It's time.

2349
01:47:06,083 --> 01:47:07,985
<i>Shumai, my, my! Look at you.</i>
(CHUCKLES)

2350
01:47:09,086 --> 01:47:10,886
<i>Let's do a little
call-and-response</i>

2351
01:47:10,888 --> 01:47:12,988
<i>for Audrey's birthday,
shall we?</i>

2352
01:47:12,990 --> 01:47:16,358
<i>When I say "happy,"
you say "birthday." Happy...</i>

2353
01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:17,625
<i>Happy...</i>

2354
01:47:17,627 --> 01:47:18,326
<font color="

2355
01:47:18,328 --> 01:47:19,727
happy birthday.

2356
01:47:19,729 --> 01:47:21,098
(PEOPLE GASPING)

2357
01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:25,969
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

2358
01:47:46,390 --> 01:47:48,058
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

2359
01:48:48,119 --> 01:48:51,753
<i>I have known Audrey
for maybe 15 years,</i>

2360
01:48:51,755 --> 01:48:54,723
<i>and, in that time, she has
stayed exactly the same.</i>

2361
01:48:54,725 --> 01:48:57,226
<i>She has not changed one bit,
and so, I think,</i>

2362
01:48:57,228 --> 01:48:59,395
<i>I kind of know her
like the back of my hand,</i>

2363
01:48:59,397 --> 01:49:01,763
<i>and she's
a very simple person.</i>

2364
01:49:01,765 --> 01:49:04,300
<i>And she just doesn't really
have the mental capacity</i>

2365
01:49:04,302 --> 01:49:06,435
<i>to carry out something
like this, I don't think.</i>

2366
01:49:06,437 --> 01:49:07,704
<i>She's a dear friend.</i>

2367
01:49:09,107 --> 01:49:11,174
<i>They said something about, like...
Yeah.</i>

2368
01:49:11,176 --> 01:49:13,209
<i>They were doing this
for a guy or something.</i>

2369
01:49:13,211 --> 01:49:15,478
<i>Oh, yeah. Like someone died
in front of them or something.</i>

2370
01:49:15,480 --> 01:49:17,747
<i>Like, one of their
boyfriends or something.</i>

2371
01:49:17,749 --> 01:49:20,416
<i>I don't know. It was for love.
I don't know.</i>

2372
01:49:20,418 --> 01:49:22,752
<i>Looking in the mirror
and seeing the face</i>

2373
01:49:22,754 --> 01:49:24,189
<i>of somebody
who was friends with her</i>

2374
01:49:25,023 --> 01:49:26,623
<i>has been really tough.</i>

2375
01:49:26,625 --> 01:49:30,026
<i>And I think we all have to remember the
real victims in situations like this</i>

2376
01:49:30,028 --> 01:49:32,028
<i>are the friends.</i>

2377
01:49:32,030 --> 01:49:34,897
<i>Are the childhood friends
who were there from day one.</i>

2378
01:49:34,899 --> 01:49:36,966
<i>Who have to carry this burden.</i>

2379
01:49:36,968 --> 01:49:38,203
<i>And will have to carry...</i>
(VOICE BREAKING) <i>Sorry.</i>

2380
01:49:40,205 --> 01:49:41,938
<i>And will have
to carry this burden</i>

2381
01:49:41,940 --> 01:49:43,107
<i>for a long time to come.</i>

2382
01:49:44,543 --> 01:49:46,510
<font color="
speak to them right now,</i>

2383
01:49:46,512 --> 01:49:48,144
<i>what would
you say to them?</i>

2384
01:49:48,146 --> 01:49:49,912
<i>Oh! Give 'em
a piece of my mind.</i>

2385
01:49:49,914 --> 01:49:51,113
<i>I want
my bum bag back.</i>

2386
01:49:51,115 --> 01:49:52,949
<i>Give me my bum bag back
for starters.</i>

2387
01:49:52,951 --> 01:49:54,551
<i>My passport,
my money.</i>

2388
01:49:54,553 --> 01:49:57,820
<i>Yeah.</i> -<i>My lip gloss,
my keys, my phone.</i>

2389
01:49:57,822 --> 01:49:59,724
<i>Everything.
They just took everything.</i>

2390
01:50:01,159 --> 01:50:03,926
<i>I don't think
that Audrey did do this,</i>

2391
01:50:03,928 --> 01:50:05,797
<i>but, Audrey,
if you did do this,</i>

2392
01:50:08,234 --> 01:50:09,235
<i>I forgive you.</i>

2393
01:50:11,337 --> 01:50:13,303
<font color="
back in Australia is watching</i>

2394
01:50:13,305 --> 01:50:14,971
<i>you right now, what do
you wanna say to them?</i>

2395
01:50:14,973 --> 01:50:17,807
<i>We're having such a good time!
Such a good time!</i>

2396
01:50:17,809 --> 01:50:20,078
<i>Hi!</i> (CHUCKLES)
<i>We're on TV!</i>

2397
01:50:20,500 --> 01:50:25,500
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