1 00:00:02,043 --> 00:00:06,088 Block 2 Pictures 2 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:09,299 and Scholar Films Co Ltd 3 00:00:09,926 --> 00:00:11,927 present 4 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:14,930 a Jet Tone Films 5 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,349 production 6 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:20,144 Producer TSAI Mu Ho 7 00:00:20,603 --> 00:00:23,105 Executive Producer WONG Kar Wai 8 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:27,151 Based on the Story by Louis CHA Action Director Sammo HUNG 9 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:31,155 Associate Producers LAW Hing Man Jacky PANG Yee Wah 10 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:35,325 Director of Photography Peter PAU (HKSC) 2nd Unit Photography Andrew LAU (HKSC) 11 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,535 Editor HAI Kit Wai 12 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:40,706 Production Designer William CHANG Suk Ping Music James WONG 13 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,833 Starring 14 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,793 Leslie CHEUNG Kwok Wing 15 00:00:44,836 --> 00:00:46,462 Brigitte LIN Ching Hsia 16 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,422 Tony LEUNG Chiu Wai 17 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,299 Carina LAU Ka Ling 18 00:00:50,341 --> 00:00:52,092 Kenny Bee 19 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,802 Veronica YIP 20 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,804 Jacky CHEUNG 21 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:57,347 Maggie CHEUNG Man Yuk 22 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,349 Tony LEUNG Ka Fai 23 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:01,852 Joey WANG 24 00:01:01,978 --> 00:01:07,149 The Eagle Shooting Heroes (Dong Cheng Xi Jiu) 25 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:12,029 Directed by Jeff LAU 26 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:14,823 The characters of this film 27 00:01:14,949 --> 00:01:19,161 appear in Louis Cha's novel Eagles Shooting Heroes. 28 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:23,582 This film tells of their wild days of youth. 29 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:27,795 Ouyang Feng, a close relative of the Persian king, 30 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:31,715 is having an affair with his cousin, the queen. 31 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,219 The two decide to usurp the throne. 32 00:01:39,474 --> 00:02:30,315 Bodyguards! 33 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:43,203 Spare me. 34 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:48,083 Spare you? You're in my clutches now. 35 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:51,211 Your life is entirely in my hands. 36 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,589 Give up the crown like a good boy. 37 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,841 Otherwise... 38 00:02:55,967 --> 00:02:58,468 - You want to usurp the throne? - What does it look like? 39 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,096 Save your breath. 40 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,724 Let's get the Imperial Seal and chop him up. 41 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:06,685 After some cleaning, this hall will be perfect for a wedding. 42 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:11,815 We'll have a baby prince and everything will be perfect. 43 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:14,610 You're so clever. 44 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,362 Hand over the Imperial Seal. 45 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,364 Spare me! 46 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:22,701 Think it'll do you good to imitate our accent? 47 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:25,996 - Hand it over! - After all my kindness, 48 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,999 this is how you repay me? 49 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,084 Cut the small talk. 50 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:35,005 Let's show this loser who's boss. 51 00:03:38,134 --> 00:03:41,261 A Giant Asian Centipede! 52 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:47,893 This drum controls the centipede in your stomach. 53 00:03:47,977 --> 00:03:52,231 - Not even death could make me talk. - Oh really? 54 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,483 Stop it! 55 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,991 You fool! All drums look alike. 56 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,160 Didn't I tell you to number them? 57 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:10,791 This should be it. You are dead now! 58 00:04:19,008 --> 00:04:21,260 I'm sure this is the one. 59 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,016 Still won't talk? 60 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:31,353 OK, the seal... is with my daughter. 61 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:35,482 The princess? 62 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,236 She said her kung fu could protect the seal. 63 00:04:39,362 --> 00:04:41,780 Better kung fu than me? I don't think so. 64 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:48,745 Superman, Wonder Woman, think they're strong? Huh! 65 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:00,299 Where did it go? 66 00:05:13,688 --> 00:05:16,064 Who's there? 67 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:21,028 Who else, but I, Ouyang Feng? 68 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,823 Ouyang Feng, such insubordination! 69 00:05:24,907 --> 00:05:26,825 Don't you know you will be punished? 70 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:31,913 This is more than insubordination. We've kidnapped your father. 71 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,708 If you're smart, give us the seal. 72 00:05:34,792 --> 00:05:36,960 Otherwise, don't blame me for being impolite. 73 00:05:37,086 --> 00:05:39,796 I knew you two were up to something. 74 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,841 Luckily, I'm a master of Mystical Kung Fu. 75 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:46,303 If you're smart, you'll free my father. Otherwise, prepare to die. 76 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,473 Let's see your so-called Mystical Kung Fu. 77 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,934 Princess, I fear your kung fu is not good enough yet. 78 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:55,479 It is fine. Step back. 79 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,074 Tsunami Punch! 80 00:06:11,704 --> 00:06:16,458 That's not mystical. That's hysterical! 81 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:33,392 Tsunami Punch! 82 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:47,989 - Are you OK? - Look out! 83 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,786 - Hooray! - My love, are you OK? 84 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,497 You morons! Do something! 85 00:07:10,179 --> 00:07:12,180 Protect the princess. 86 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:19,438 Toad-style Kung Fu, first attack. 87 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,065 - I'm not leaving. - Come on. 88 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:40,709 It's no use fighting. Find your master on Mt Jiugong. 89 00:07:49,677 --> 00:07:53,221 - Princess, listen to me, go! - No! 90 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:02,355 - Let me go! - Princess, get on the horse. 91 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:13,969 Tsunami Punch! 92 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:23,478 Oh, no. Whose butt's gonna get hit this time? 93 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,232 That wasn't so bad. 94 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,444 - Watch out! - What? 95 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,119 Are you OK? You're scaring me. 96 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:44,249 My love, avenge me. 97 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:52,882 Rest in peace. 98 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,596 What, you're not dead yet? 99 00:09:57,638 --> 00:10:02,767 I said I wanted revenge. I didn't say I was dying. 100 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:07,105 That's a magic horse. How can we catch her? 101 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,274 I have an idea. To the sorceress! 102 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:20,785 She's en route to Mt Jiugong to find her master. 103 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:24,289 We must kill her before she finds him. 104 00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:27,292 But she's got that magic horse. 105 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:32,672 The only way to catch her is... 106 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,050 is what, Sorceress? 107 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:41,931 Try my invincible flying boots. 108 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,144 Really? Boots can fly? 109 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,563 Don't touch the wings! 110 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:56,321 I have more treasures for you. 111 00:10:56,447 --> 00:10:58,573 Here's a box of Invincible Killer Bees. 112 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:03,828 - Why are you so generous? - Use it. You'll see how loyal I am. 113 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,916 Wow, that's fast. 114 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,727 Master Zhou! 115 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:32,232 Master Wang's students bow to you. 116 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:35,819 Only three of you? Where is everyone? 117 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,363 Ma Yu is at Chongyang Shrine. 118 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:42,826 The rest of us are coming later. 119 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:47,997 Wang Chongyang has been practising Heavenly Kung Fu for five years. 120 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:50,875 Today is his big return. 121 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:55,463 Now our Quanzhen Clan will be undefeatable. 122 00:11:55,506 --> 00:12:01,386 Chuji, you've developed quite nicely. Muscles everywhere! 123 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,638 I'm not Chuji, I'm Chuyi. 124 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:07,475 - Chuyi? Where's Chuji? - I'm here. 125 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:13,898 Chuji, you have a nice body too. Let's see your pecs. 126 00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:17,360 Please, don't. Master will arrive any minute now. 127 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,155 He won't like us fooling around. 128 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:24,409 So what? He did that to me all the time. 129 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:29,873 Had I been a woman, I'd have been his wife. 130 00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:37,130 Lucky no one's around. 131 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:43,052 I'll call Botong using my Thousand Miles Voice. 132 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:47,015 Botong, I've returned! 133 00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:57,942 You're not going anywhere! Fly! 134 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:08,953 What's that smell? Fire! 135 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,331 I'm invincible now! 136 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,208 Ouch! That's hot! 137 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,715 Follow me. 138 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,092 What a way to go. 139 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,095 Crash landing! 140 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,229 His voice is everywhere. 141 00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,357 This must be one of Chongyang's pranks. 142 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:42,237 What a headache. 143 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:45,615 Sir, are you OK? 144 00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:47,742 I'm fine! Just enjoying the cool air. 145 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,994 Why is there a boot on your head? 146 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,456 You're kidding. How could a boot be on my head? 147 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,751 If it's not a boot, then what is it? 148 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,962 - It's a secret weapon. - A secret weapon? 149 00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,880 I, Wang Chongyang, have spent five years honing my kung fu. 150 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,091 I never expected an ambush the minute I walked out. 151 00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:05,468 But who would ambush with a boot? 152 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,762 I repeat, it is a secret weapon. 153 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,639 I am Wang Chongyang, master of kung fu. 154 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,100 How could a boot kill me? It's a secret weapon. 155 00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:14,102 Who'd make a weapon shaped like a boot? 156 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:19,524 Every bone...broken. Can't move. 157 00:14:19,608 --> 00:14:21,651 Miss, please convey this message to Zhou Botong. 158 00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:24,654 Tell him I'll marry him in our next life. Give him my robe. 159 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,990 He made it for me. Then I can die in peace. 160 00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:30,535 Sir, for a dying man you sure talk fast. 161 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,746 Dead already? Sir! 162 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:43,798 That robe belongs to Chongyang. Something's wrong. 163 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,925 Chongyang! 164 00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:52,891 - Chongyang! - Master! 165 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:59,564 In life you brought good fortune. 166 00:14:59,648 --> 00:15:03,526 Now you've left me alone with my sadness. 167 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,945 Master Zhou, please control your sorrow. 168 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,906 What's wrong with my behaviour? 169 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,199 We were brothers-in-arms, 170 00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:13,703 but lived like husband and wife. 171 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:18,958 As his widow, I must avenge him. 172 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,544 Poor Chongyang died in his underwear. 173 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,340 He must have been raped then killed. 174 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,967 It must be that woman on the horse. 175 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,219 I swear to avenge Chongyang. 176 00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,221 Master Zhou, why don't you stand still? 177 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:35,975 Stand still? I have been standing still! 178 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:39,062 You're seeing things. 179 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,730 HEAVENLY DDAGON TEMPLE 180 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:46,319 Grandpa, I don't understand. 181 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:51,491 You told me you had a wet dream last night, don't you? 182 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,993 Yes. 183 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:57,872 So that is. 184 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:06,130 When I was young, my grandfather told me 185 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:10,510 my great-grandson would one day ask me to explain his dream. 186 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,637 I'm 190 years old already. 187 00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:16,015 I worried I might not live to see this day. 188 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:20,269 But fine, you are here now. 189 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:24,899 Grandpa, what does my dream mean? 190 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,027 It's been too long. I don't remember. 191 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,530 You're kidding, man! 192 00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:35,410 You have the worst sense of humour in the Duan family. 193 00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:40,248 To become immortal, you must find your True Love. 194 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,041 True Love? 195 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:46,295 Look for the name Huang and three 6s on the chest. 196 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:50,299 Only when your True Love says three times "I love you" 197 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:54,554 will you become an immortal. 198 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:58,016 I really can be an angel. 199 00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,768 But what about my engagement to the princess? 200 00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,313 Stupid fool! 201 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,107 Mortal girls mean nothing. 202 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,609 Your princess can't compare to immortal women. 203 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:11,029 Pierre! 204 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,281 Coming. Get lost. 205 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,783 - Pierre! - Coming. 206 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,246 How come you're allowed to love mortal girls? 207 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,166 Fool! Have you ever seen a 190-year-old man 208 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:24,751 loved by so many young girls? 209 00:17:24,793 --> 00:17:28,046 I'm happier than any immortal, stupid. 210 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:31,507 You don't want to be an angel, but I do. 211 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,801 Let me cancel the engagement 212 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:37,513 and look for my True Love. 213 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:05,333 Be careful! 214 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:09,212 Yaoshi, it's tiring practising Flirting Eyes Sword Style. 215 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:14,842 - I need a break. - Yes, Suqiu, all this flirting is exhausting. 216 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,470 Why don't we practise Mushy Love Sword Style? 217 00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:23,601 I'm afraid you won't behave yourself. 218 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,108 Don't you remember that night? 219 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:35,071 You were so naughty when we practised Hot Palms. 220 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:37,615 If I didn't hold back, 221 00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:40,118 we could have gone too far. 222 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:43,996 Hey! I was the one who held back. 223 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,249 Hush you. 224 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,627 Tell me, do you really love me? 225 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:52,463 Of course, I came here when I was seven. 226 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:57,009 You're the only woman I've ever seen. Of course I like you. 227 00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:00,138 If you meet another woman one day, 228 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,473 will you still love me? 229 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:06,352 Of course I will. 230 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,397 A woman? 231 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:14,402 Excuse me, can you tell me where Master Jiugong is? 232 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,280 Why are you ogling him? You can't love him. 233 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,407 He's engaged to me. 234 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,909 You can still try but he won't love you. 235 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:29,417 Nonsense! He's the one doing the ogling! 236 00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:33,421 I don't care if you're ogling him or he's ogling you. 237 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:37,175 He's my man. He can only ogle me. Stare at me if you like. 238 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:40,261 I've stared at you for ten years. A glance away won't hurt. 239 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,805 Miss, why do you wish to see Master Jiugong? 240 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,891 No questions or answers allowed. 241 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,018 Ask me. 242 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,562 Nonsense, I feel like answering. 243 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:53,316 l have urgent business for the master. Where is he? 244 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,568 Don't answer! 245 00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,906 Thank you. 246 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:02,658 - No, thank you. - Thank you who? 247 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,077 Nobody. She said thank you, so I said thank you. 248 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,206 - Why would she thank you? - Who knows why she thanks me? 249 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,791 - Does she like you? - I think so. 250 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,960 Do you like her? 251 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,087 Of course not. 252 00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:18,174 - I don't believe you! - Where are you going? 253 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,093 To cut her face to pieces! 254 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:25,223 Master, please help me avenge my kingdom. 255 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:29,352 l bet your fiancé Prince Duan could help you. 256 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:33,064 His country has a strong army. 257 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:36,108 He can kill Ouyang Feng with the flick of his wrist. 258 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,071 Go find him at Heavenly Dragon Temple. 259 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,114 No, I want to kill Ouyang myself. 260 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:46,118 - Then you'll need to master the Book of Yin. - Master. 261 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,871 The Book of Yin teaches the most powerful kung fu. 262 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,708 Many people died trying to lay their hands on it. 263 00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:54,335 So... 264 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,842 Where can I find it? 265 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:07,848 The Book of Yin is hidden in the White Bone Cave. 266 00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,768 It is home to four terrible monsters. 267 00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:12,603 Lucky for you one just died. 268 00:21:12,646 --> 00:21:16,274 It is dangerous to go alone. 269 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,026 Eat dart! 270 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,404 - Master! - Master! 271 00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,365 Fate, oh horrible fate! 272 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,367 Meet your fellow student. 273 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:31,038 - Oh, Master. - Nice to meet you, newcomer. 274 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:34,375 - No, she is not new. - Not new? 275 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:38,629 I met her when I was living in Jinlun. I taught her some kung fu, just child's play. 276 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:43,009 But she's a princess, so pretend it's impressive. 277 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:46,762 Yaoshi will escort you to the White Bone Cave at Mt Danxia. 278 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:50,182 Mt. Danxia? 279 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,268 Fate, Master, it's fate! 280 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,437 Fate my butt, she shot me deliberately. 281 00:21:54,563 --> 00:21:56,439 - No, you got it all wrong. - Follow me. 282 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:58,316 - Master! No! - Follow me! 283 00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,943 Yaoshi, help me. 284 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,322 - What is your hand doing? - What is your hand doing, then? 285 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:05,823 I'm pressing your acupuncture point. 286 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:09,201 I'll hit your death point if you try anything funny. 287 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,787 - Get going. - Yes, Master! 288 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,206 After you. 289 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,293 - I want to go too. - No, you stay here and treat my wound. 290 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,171 Yes, Master! 291 00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:28,220 I'll sneak away tomorrow. 292 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:36,604 My crystal ball seems broken! 293 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:39,190 Broken? I'll give you three days. 294 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:43,694 If you can't fix it and tell me where Feng is, you'll be in trouble. 295 00:22:45,238 --> 00:22:46,989 Where could he possibly be? 296 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,123 Suqiu, where are you? 297 00:22:56,249 --> 00:23:00,461 Suqiu, you brat. 298 00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:06,634 You can't keep me in the mountains. 299 00:23:06,718 --> 00:23:12,264 - I must find Yaoshi. - Cousin! 300 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:16,519 Cousin, I knew you'd come. 301 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,145 Cousin? 302 00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,775 I'm your cousin, Hong Qi. 303 00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:27,405 - Hong Qi? My cousin? Nonsense! - What do you mean? 304 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:29,782 If you're not my cousin, why do I feel dizzy when I see you? 305 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,159 - Here it comes again. - What do you want? 306 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:34,161 I want to marry you! 307 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,789 Marry me? When did I promise to marry you? 308 00:23:36,873 --> 00:23:39,917 We were engaged when we were babies. 309 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:42,253 Your dad, my uncle, had agreed. 310 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:45,631 He gave us matching pieces of jade. 311 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,633 He said at age 1 8 you'd come down from the mountains 312 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:48,801 and told me to wait for you here. 313 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:53,180 Didiculous! How would Dad know I'll be coming here at 1 8? 314 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:58,060 Uncle also said you'd fall in love this year and elope with your lover. 315 00:23:58,145 --> 00:24:01,188 Shut up or I'll beat you up. 316 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:06,152 Why are you so mean? Don't you like me? 317 00:24:06,194 --> 00:24:09,196 Listen, I'm not your cousin. Even if I were, 318 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,198 I wouldn't like a beggar like you. 319 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:14,410 Yaoshi is the only man for me. 320 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,704 Cousin, I will love you forever. 321 00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:23,085 I'm warning you, next time we meet, no more of this cousin stuff, you ogre. 322 00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:27,923 Ogre? Am I ugly? I'm the most handsome, charming and clean leader 323 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,844 in the history of the Beggar Clan. Take a look. 324 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,096 - Chief! - Am I good looking? 325 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:37,725 Yeah, but good looking or not we still have a meeting. 326 00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:40,060 - No! - Why? 327 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,605 My cousin dumped me. I'm going to kill myself. 328 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:46,317 Who will be our leader if you die? 329 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:49,862 Nothing Rock, Paper, Scissors couldn't solve. 330 00:24:49,988 --> 00:24:53,949 Decide the future of our great Beggar Clan with a child's game? 331 00:24:53,992 --> 00:24:58,329 Child's game? That's how I was elected. Bye bye. 332 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,455 Chief! 333 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:09,882 Can he really be my cousin? How repulsive. Yaoshi is better looking. 334 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:18,390 Today, I, Hong Qi, of unequalled heroism and beauty 335 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:22,144 will take my final breath. 336 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,231 The pain of lost love is too great. 337 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:31,779 What a climb but I'm back on top. 338 00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:35,658 - Farewell! - No! 339 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,409 That is so unfair! 340 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:41,664 All that climbing and you just push me back down. 341 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,178 Is this hell? 342 00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:58,514 Damn it, this is further down 343 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:06,188 than where I fell yesterday. 344 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,941 What the... 345 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:11,944 Shut up! Go to hell! 346 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,353 Good kung ful This hobo's kung fu is amazing. 347 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:54,361 Since I don't want to live, why not let him kill me? 348 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,113 Fine! Kill me! 349 00:26:56,197 --> 00:27:00,326 Just like that? You can't fool Ouyang Feng. 350 00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:01,619 I won't fight back. 351 00:27:05,248 --> 00:27:08,959 Toad-style Kung Fu, first attack. 352 00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:40,658 - Good palm technique. - Of course. 353 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,001 - Not bad. - Watch this! 354 00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,128 It's my turn. 355 00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:55,673 Dragon in the Field! One! Two! Three! 356 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,675 Dragon in the Sky. 357 00:27:58,885 --> 00:28:00,552 You're not going anywhere. 358 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,055 Dragon in Remorse. 359 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,266 A reverse quadruple somersault will deflect your force. 360 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:10,270 Landing in pike dive position! Ouch! 361 00:28:10,313 --> 00:28:13,816 That didn't hurt. But you said you wouldn't fight. 362 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:18,570 I'm sorry. It's my natural reflex. 363 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,948 You should understand. You do kung fu. 364 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:23,075 Let's try again. 365 00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:31,291 - No, you're a liar. - Sure! I'll close my eyes. I won't fight back. 366 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,335 Let's go! 367 00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:36,672 Toad-style Kung Fu, second attack. 368 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:51,603 Your qi is strong. 369 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,690 I can't hold back. 370 00:29:08,371 --> 00:29:09,872 Dragon Sips Water. 371 00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:22,718 Dragon Bursts from the Cave. 372 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:30,768 Oopsl 373 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:35,647 You little liar. 374 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:38,108 Sorry, sir. 375 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,780 The greater your attack, the stronger my reaction. 376 00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:44,490 This time don't be so forceful. 377 00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,617 I promise everything will be fine. 378 00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:48,660 - No. - Please, sir. 379 00:29:48,787 --> 00:29:50,370 No. 380 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:54,917 OK, this time I'll tie my hands. 381 00:29:55,001 --> 00:29:57,795 No, you're a liar. 382 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:01,173 Please, sir. 383 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,800 Oh, all right. 384 00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:16,063 I won't lift a finger. 385 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:20,067 Your words, not mine. 386 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:31,453 I'm going to smash your skull. 387 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,665 Dragon Waves its Tail! 388 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,420 Is he crying? 389 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:45,092 You lied again. 390 00:30:46,469 --> 00:30:49,054 I'm sorry, so sorry. 391 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,723 Your position was so perfect. 392 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,851 I couldn't resist kicking you. 393 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:56,311 l haven't had a chance like that in years. 394 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:59,106 Don't get mad. I won't kick again. 395 00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,483 - Come on, another round. - No more fighting. 396 00:31:01,609 --> 00:31:03,735 - Come on! - I'll surely die before I can kill you. 397 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:07,948 - Come on! - Just kill yourself, OK? 398 00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,326 If I could, I would. 399 00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:15,497 Let me go, I beg you. I'm hurt bad. 400 00:31:15,582 --> 00:31:18,125 Come on! I'll make a deal with you. 401 00:31:18,251 --> 00:31:21,712 This time I'll tie up my legs as well. 402 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:25,090 - OK, you tie me up. - I'm not playing this game any more. 403 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:28,010 Fine, I'll tie myself up. 404 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:35,225 Come on! 405 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:49,281 Come on! Hurry! 406 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:55,412 To die at the hands of such a master is a true honour. 407 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,123 So you should thank me! 408 00:31:58,166 --> 00:32:02,377 Kill me with your best move. Hit me as hard as possible! 409 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,672 This is so cruel. 410 00:32:05,798 --> 00:32:09,301 - Feel no mercy! - No mercy! 411 00:32:09,385 --> 00:32:11,011 Come on! 412 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:13,680 Toad-style Kung Fu, third attack. 413 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,309 Cramp! 414 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:19,436 What? 415 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:23,690 - I have a cramp. - Sir, are you OK? 416 00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:32,407 Look who's tricked who! I got your death point. You're finished. 417 00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:35,452 I'm holding your death point too. 418 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:39,331 Don't try anything stupid! 419 00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:43,835 If you don't kill me, I'll kill you. 420 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:48,715 There is no point in killing each other. 421 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:49,967 Stop it! 422 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:56,974 Bastard, you want to play for keeps? Let's play. 423 00:33:40,393 --> 00:33:42,644 I finally got you! 424 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:49,901 Better than any massage. Thanks. 425 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:52,863 If I don't kill you, my name's not Ouyang Feng. 426 00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,160 Get ready to die! 427 00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:09,671 How can he be in the mood for a barbecue? 428 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,719 Kill, Invincible Killer Bees, Kill! 429 00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:22,976 Damn you, Sorceress. 430 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,983 I'm gonna kill that sorceress. 431 00:34:30,109 --> 00:34:32,444 My tongue got stung too. 432 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:36,198 These bananas aren't ripe yet. 433 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:43,371 - Demon Claw Attack! - Whose claw? 434 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:49,252 Oh the pain! The pain! 435 00:34:50,963 --> 00:34:55,217 Clawing a cactus? Tough luck. 436 00:34:57,261 --> 00:35:03,975 Jerk, not even an ambush can kill you. 437 00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:08,605 Time to take this fight underground. 438 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:22,119 - You having problems again? - I hit a rock, help me. 439 00:35:23,162 --> 00:35:25,288 Sit down. Let me take a look. 440 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:32,045 - My leg! - Let's see where it hurts. 441 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,507 Here? 442 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,802 Yeah, that's it! 443 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,390 There's nothing! 444 00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:46,685 - Die beggar, die! - What are you doing? 445 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,312 I'll cut you to pieces. 446 00:35:49,897 --> 00:35:52,774 Why are you hitting me with a knife handle? 447 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,068 Handle? 448 00:35:56,571 --> 00:36:02,325 Fine, I'll handle you to death! 449 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:03,952 Stop it! 450 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:09,040 Why are you crying? 451 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:12,085 You meanie, you dislocated my wrist. 452 00:36:12,170 --> 00:36:14,087 Lie down. Let me treat you. 453 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,967 - What's wrong now? - The knife is stuck in my back. 454 00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:21,303 Let me take a look! 455 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:27,225 - No knife, only blood. - Uh-oh! The blade must be inside. 456 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:30,437 Don't worry, I'll suck it out. 457 00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:38,737 Damn you, beggar. Try my Devil Screaming Poison. 458 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,072 There'll be nothing left but a bloody stain. 459 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:45,243 I got it out. Feel better? 460 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,245 Quick! Give me water. 461 00:36:47,330 --> 00:36:51,875 What did you eat? Here's your water! 462 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:03,094 Are you OK? 463 00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:08,642 How do I look? 464 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,603 Much better. 465 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:15,148 Your mouth looked like a croissant before. 466 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:18,902 How about now? 467 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,112 Now you've got two sausages for lips. 468 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:28,036 Uh-oh, I need to see a doctor. 469 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:31,873 Where are you going? 470 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:35,293 Come on, I'm sick. I need to see a doctor. 471 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:39,256 - No, who's going to kill me? - I can't kill you. 472 00:37:39,298 --> 00:37:42,175 Look at me. I'm a walking bruise. 473 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:44,803 And now I have two sausages for lips. 474 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:48,306 - Please let me go! - Nothing I hate more than a quitter. 475 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:51,935 Me too. I would love to kill you if I could. 476 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:55,939 I'm drooling again. I'll kill you after I've seen the doctor, all right? 477 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:59,693 How can I be sure you'll return? 478 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:01,569 My mouth feels numb. 479 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:04,030 - Come with me if you don't trust me. - Let's go. 480 00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:05,949 WHITE BONE CAVE 481 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,953 This is the White Bone Cave. 482 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:14,291 Be on guard, we're in dangerous lands. 483 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:17,460 Yaoshi, where are you? 484 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:27,846 Yaoshi? 485 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,103 Gotcha. 486 00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:41,860 Where'd she go? 487 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,612 Yaoshi? 488 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:54,372 So you want to scare me, huh? 489 00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:03,882 - Monster! - There's something in there. 490 00:39:03,966 --> 00:39:07,886 - What is it? - A human! 491 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,888 A human? Oh no! 492 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:11,598 That was me. 493 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,517 You prankster! I'll never trust you again. 494 00:39:14,643 --> 00:39:16,644 Princess. 495 00:39:19,273 --> 00:39:21,399 - I'm sorry. - Don't follow me! 496 00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:25,111 Go find the Book of Yin. 497 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,785 - What's the matter? - Monster! 498 00:39:31,869 --> 00:39:35,872 - What monster? - I don't know how to describe it. 499 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:40,627 Like a gorilla, a dinosaur, and a bird. It's terrifying. 500 00:39:40,669 --> 00:39:43,546 Playing tricks again? I don't believe you. 501 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:46,299 Don't go there! 502 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:49,761 Do you mean these three things? 503 00:39:53,182 --> 00:39:55,141 No, it wasn't them. 504 00:39:57,269 --> 00:40:01,815 Monster! 505 00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:06,945 Human! 506 00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:20,708 - Yaoshi. - Who's calling me? 507 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:24,462 Come here. 508 00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:28,091 They're more scared than we are. 509 00:40:28,217 --> 00:40:32,095 Yeah, he does look pretty scared. 510 00:40:35,558 --> 00:40:37,851 Don't worry. We know kung fu. 511 00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:42,605 Coward! Hold this! Watch me. 512 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:45,233 Tsunami Punch! 513 00:40:49,864 --> 00:40:54,075 Yaoshi? Yaoshi, are you OK? 514 00:40:54,201 --> 00:40:57,495 What kind of kung fu is that? Are you fighting the monsters or me? 515 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,955 Actually, l... 516 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:19,601 The Book of Yin! 517 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,145 Come on. 518 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:30,487 Thieves! 519 00:41:42,541 --> 00:41:45,668 Quick or we'll lose our toilets. 520 00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,830 All this work and we only have four? 521 00:42:22,957 --> 00:42:26,584 - It must be the monsters. - Damn it! 522 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:38,846 Yaoshi, what are you doing? 523 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,933 We'll catch them red-handed. 524 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,112 Let's grab the rest of the pots. 525 00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:08,960 - Dun! - The monsters! 526 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:16,634 - Wrist Attack! - Forget your wrist. Watch me. 527 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,762 Tsunami Punch! 528 00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:36,279 Princess, you look tired. 529 00:43:36,363 --> 00:43:38,031 Why don't we check into an inn? 530 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:41,909 Lady, good day. 531 00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:45,413 Looks like we share the same taste in fashion. 532 00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:49,042 Could you show me your chest? Lady, slow down. 533 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:51,669 How could I be mistaken? 534 00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:55,798 - How can I find my True Love? - I swear I saw the murderess... 535 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:56,924 Hey! 536 00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:01,304 What a good-looking Indian. 537 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:04,057 Sir, may I help you? 538 00:44:06,769 --> 00:44:08,269 Why are you staring at me like that? 539 00:44:08,312 --> 00:44:09,562 You don't respect the Quanzhen Clan? 540 00:44:09,688 --> 00:44:11,064 How should I know you're in the Quanzhen Clan? 541 00:44:11,190 --> 00:44:13,191 Speak up! 542 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:19,072 Listen! Keep staring and you'll be in deep trouble 543 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:21,699 because you just might... 544 00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:23,576 fall in love with me. 545 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:27,205 - I don't think so! - Teacher, don't! 546 00:44:27,289 --> 00:44:31,793 I'm just asking where he's from. You married? 547 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:35,713 Marriage is overrated. Come join our clan. 548 00:44:35,798 --> 00:44:38,466 Wow! What pecs! 549 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:40,093 Teacher! Let's go! 550 00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:45,431 Oh where art thou, my True Love? 551 00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:51,688 These clothes are so uncomfortable. 552 00:44:51,730 --> 00:44:53,314 So prickly. 553 00:44:57,194 --> 00:45:00,321 There they are. Come here! 554 00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:01,489 GRAND EAST lNN 555 00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:05,576 Innkeeper! 556 00:45:05,619 --> 00:45:08,871 What's the room number of that ugly couple? 557 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:11,124 - Speak up! - Doom number one. 558 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:14,752 Doom number one? Good. I want room number two. 559 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,629 Show him to room number two. 560 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:20,007 Miss, could you show me your chest? 561 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:21,134 Weirdo! 562 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,641 Excuse me... 563 00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:33,396 ls your name Huang? 564 00:45:34,982 --> 00:45:36,733 What are you staring at? 565 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:41,154 I know I'm adorable and beautiful but don't fall in love with me. 566 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:43,156 A pheasant is no match for a phoenix. 567 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:46,117 I would never fall for a bell boy. 568 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,995 - I think... - Don't even think about it! 569 00:45:49,121 --> 00:45:51,539 I know what you are up to. 570 00:45:51,623 --> 00:45:54,292 You think you'll have a chance if I stay in this inn. 571 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:55,793 No! None whatsoever! 572 00:45:57,921 --> 00:46:01,799 - Did a couple check in recently? - Which couple? There are lots. 573 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:05,678 The man looks like Prince Charming. The woman looks like a slut! 574 00:46:05,804 --> 00:46:09,432 I'm absolutely not a slut. I will not share a room with you. 575 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:14,896 Besides, I think this inn is owned by thieves. If we're together, you'll just lead them to me. 576 00:46:14,938 --> 00:46:17,064 - But I'm so scared. - Fend for yourself. 577 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:21,319 - Stay alert or they'll kill you. - But, Princess... 578 00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,779 Sweet dreams. 579 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,827 I can't see a thing. 580 00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:35,792 Am I contracting cataracts? 581 00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:39,796 - What are you doing? - None of your business. 582 00:46:39,838 --> 00:46:44,091 - Keep your nose where it belongs. - Don't rub up against me or I'll kill you. 583 00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:48,971 Rub up against you? You aren't no sex goddess. 584 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:52,934 Running away only proves I am right. 585 00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:56,854 Quit staring or I'll poke your eyes out. 586 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:09,492 Have a whiff of this poisonous smoke. 587 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:14,747 I can't wait to see you die. 588 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,380 Hey, man, you look familiar. 589 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:25,091 Yeah, I feIt your chest this morning. 590 00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:27,635 That's you! 591 00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:29,470 What are you doing? 592 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,014 Nothing, just taking a stroll, 593 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,392 smoking a cigarette. 594 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,396 What brand? It smells good. 595 00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:42,900 You know your cigarettes. This is... 596 00:47:45,654 --> 00:47:47,280 Oh my godI This is a den of thieves. 597 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:50,533 - Let me bring you to the innkeeper. - Murderl 598 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:58,165 - Wait! Do you have any vacancy? - We're all full. 599 00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,625 - What did you say? - What do you want? 600 00:47:59,668 --> 00:48:01,002 Don't yell, be polite. 601 00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:02,920 Please, sir, it's cold out. 602 00:48:03,046 --> 00:48:05,673 - Any room will do. - Go to the firewood shed. 603 00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:12,054 - Sir! - Act tough and people will fear you. 604 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:16,017 - Go! - See? Now I fear you. 605 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,019 Talking tough is enough. No need for violence. 606 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:23,816 - Wow, spacious and stylish. - Let's call it a night. 607 00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:28,905 They recognised me. Time for Plan B. ls the chloroform ready? 608 00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:32,950 No, it's actually aphrodisiac. I've already put it in their food. 609 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:35,828 It was the only drug left in town. 610 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,164 - Why should we be punished like this? - Yeah, why? 611 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:42,960 Because you can't do anything right. Change position! 612 00:48:47,841 --> 00:48:49,967 Interesting flavour. Just one more bite. 613 00:49:06,818 --> 00:49:08,819 - What happened? - Who is it? 614 00:49:08,862 --> 00:49:11,614 - Who's there? - It's me again. 615 00:49:11,698 --> 00:49:14,325 It's you again. 616 00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,494 Why do you drop in so late? 617 00:49:16,578 --> 00:49:20,748 After I came to, I decided to meditate and I feIt my body float up. 618 00:49:20,832 --> 00:49:23,501 - Suddenly I was on your roof. - What amazing kung fu. 619 00:49:23,585 --> 00:49:26,337 Well, since I'm here, just want to remind you to pee before bed. 620 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,631 Thank you. Hey! 621 00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:36,722 You again! Don't she-devils like you ever sleep? 622 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,265 Why's he picking on me? 623 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:40,393 That meal made me all hot and bothered. 624 00:49:41,269 --> 00:49:43,980 Who's dancing in the middle of the night? 625 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:51,487 Hello, miss, do you hear someone dancing too? 626 00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:56,492 Look at that ring on your head. A pervert for sure. 627 00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:02,289 What sass! I hope you're not my True Love. 628 00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:07,545 - I will use Three Flowers Kung Fu. - You have not mastered it yet. 629 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:10,673 Master said Three Flowers Kung Fu is very powerful. 630 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:14,677 You might lose control and hallucinate. 631 00:50:14,761 --> 00:50:17,930 - Time and space could be reversed. - Reversed? 632 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:22,435 Yes! That means everything will become its opposite. 633 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:26,063 If you try to go forward, you'll go backward. If you try to go up, you'll fall down. 634 00:50:26,189 --> 00:50:28,274 Understand? 635 00:50:28,316 --> 00:50:32,194 I know it's risky but I'd do anything to avenge Chongyang. 636 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:36,449 - Quanzhen Clan, cover me! - Yes! 637 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,160 I can't stop myself, I must see him. 638 00:50:39,202 --> 00:50:43,956 But what if he thinks I'm too easy? 639 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:49,420 I must remain faithful to Suqiu. 640 00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,839 But I must see the princess. 641 00:50:53,341 --> 00:50:57,053 What strange dance steps. 642 00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:05,352 What kind of place is this? No chamber pot? 643 00:51:05,937 --> 00:51:06,979 Essence blooms into energy. 644 00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:08,981 Energy blooms into spirit. Spirit blooms into nothingness. 645 00:51:09,107 --> 00:51:13,360 Three Flowers Bloom! 646 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:17,948 Bloom! Bloom! Bloom! 647 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:21,368 Damn it! One more time. 648 00:51:26,583 --> 00:51:29,835 Can't hold it any more. 649 00:51:29,878 --> 00:51:32,129 Time to water the plants. 650 00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:41,097 Bathing with window open? 651 00:51:41,139 --> 00:51:45,893 Three Flowers Bloom! 652 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:56,779 - Three Flowers... - I kill you. 653 00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:58,781 - Bloom! - Can't kill you. 654 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:10,126 I kill you again, can't kill you. 655 00:52:10,168 --> 00:52:12,169 Still can't kill you. 656 00:52:20,428 --> 00:52:22,555 Pervert! 657 00:52:25,308 --> 00:52:29,061 - Pervert, don't go! - Don't chase me. 658 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,814 Princess, what a coincidence. Can we talk? 659 00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:33,315 Don't go! 660 00:52:33,441 --> 00:52:36,193 Bloom! 661 00:52:40,448 --> 00:52:42,533 Princess! 662 00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:46,328 - Suqiu! - I saw how hot you were for her. 663 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,581 - Listen to me! - I'm dumping you. 664 00:52:48,665 --> 00:52:50,082 I'm sleeping outside. 665 00:53:07,684 --> 00:53:13,105 What? They all went bonkers on me! 666 00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:17,735 It's time for revenge. 667 00:53:18,486 --> 00:53:20,446 I feel so light on my feet. 668 00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:23,365 If you agree... 669 00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:29,747 Yes, you're right. I truly understand. 670 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:33,834 I'm so glad to hear that. 671 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:36,962 Perfect! That tree is big enough to hide me. 672 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:42,760 This sure is heavy! 673 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:46,639 - I hope you'll find your own True Love soon. - Thank you. 674 00:53:46,765 --> 00:53:49,266 Don't look now, fatso is sneaking over. 675 00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:52,728 - Stay alert. - OK. 676 00:53:52,771 --> 00:53:54,521 Stop crying! 677 00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:59,151 You're always giving me a hard time. 678 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:02,112 - Stop crying! - I'm leaving. 679 00:54:02,155 --> 00:54:05,658 - Sit down! - Die! 680 00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:10,537 I'm dying. 681 00:54:10,664 --> 00:54:12,873 Bitch, I'm gonna kill you. 682 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:16,877 Don't you dare help her! Die! Die! Die! 683 00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,923 - Die! - Hey, man! You're stabbing yourself. 684 00:54:21,049 --> 00:54:24,009 None of your business. Bitch, don't try to run. 685 00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:27,930 - I'm dying. - Die, bitch, die! 686 00:54:29,432 --> 00:54:31,809 Hurts, huh? That'll teach you. 687 00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:35,312 I, Zhou Botong, have avenged Wang Chongyang! 688 00:54:36,147 --> 00:54:37,564 Zhou Botong? 689 00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,566 - You're Zhou Botong? - You and him? 690 00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:42,778 Don't follow me. 691 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:45,281 Princess! 692 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:51,704 Duan! This is between him and me. You'd better stay put. 693 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:58,335 So they're... Wait, Zhou is homosexual. I need to tell her. 694 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:04,425 Oh no, Duan is jealous. He's going to hurt the princess. 695 00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:06,552 Princess! 696 00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:12,433 I'll choke you, bitch! 697 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:15,811 You killed Chongyang. Give me back my man. 698 00:55:15,854 --> 00:55:17,938 Zhou Botong? 699 00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:23,861 Chongyang, I miss you so much. 700 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:26,363 Chongyang? 701 00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:28,490 Poor guy, he must have lost his mind. 702 00:55:28,616 --> 00:55:30,743 I'll play along and console him. 703 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:36,373 Princess! 704 00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:42,338 - Just the man I'm looking for. - Out for a midnight snack, sir? 705 00:55:42,380 --> 00:55:44,381 Did you see the princess? 706 00:55:44,507 --> 00:55:46,884 How dare you mention her, jerk? 707 00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:50,137 - Are you yelling at me? - Yes, and now I'm gonna kill you! 708 00:55:50,263 --> 00:55:52,264 Fine, you won't talk sense. 709 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:55,142 Feel the pain of my Single Finger Attack. 710 00:55:55,226 --> 00:55:57,895 Only if you feel my Wrist Attack. 711 00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:49,446 - You jammed my thumb! - You hurt my pinky! 712 00:56:49,572 --> 00:56:52,574 - Bring it on! - Go to hell! 713 00:56:59,958 --> 00:57:02,918 What? A symphony? 714 00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:11,176 No love and no sleep. Kill me now. 715 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:14,847 Come on, kill me. 716 00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:19,351 Mr Broken-Hearted is here! 717 00:57:19,477 --> 00:57:21,437 Don't fight. Kill me first. 718 00:57:21,479 --> 00:57:24,857 Beggar! Get away from me. 719 00:57:24,941 --> 00:57:27,192 Let me kill him. He started it. 720 00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:29,570 I don't care who started it. Kill me first. 721 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:32,114 Go away! Let me kill him. 722 00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,576 - I'm not going to kill you. - You won't? OK, you kill me. 723 00:57:35,618 --> 00:57:40,581 - Go away! - Please kill me. Please. 724 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:43,125 Scram! 725 00:57:46,087 --> 00:57:48,088 Ignore me? I'll show you. 726 00:58:00,268 --> 00:58:03,145 Get him. Which side are you on? 727 00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:05,272 Enough! Go away! 728 00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:08,609 I can take you both. 729 00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:25,042 Three 6s? 730 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:27,294 My True Love? 731 00:58:27,378 --> 00:58:29,796 No! 732 00:58:31,132 --> 00:58:33,133 Why are you suddenly on his side? 733 00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,636 Don't hurt my True Love. 734 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:37,429 Two guys fooling around? 735 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:40,891 I, Hong Qi, am not going to touch the likes of you. Bye. 736 00:58:41,017 --> 00:58:43,685 Hey, have you had enough? 737 00:58:43,770 --> 00:58:48,190 True Love, please say "I love you' ' three times. 738 00:58:48,316 --> 00:58:56,031 Then I can die happy. Come on, say it. 739 00:58:56,157 --> 00:58:58,325 OK! 740 00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:05,791 A fine-looking gentleman and yet such foul language. 741 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:09,211 - Come on, say it. - Quit it. 742 00:59:09,337 --> 00:59:11,922 Stop trailing me or I'll get angry. 743 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,966 True Love, slow down. 744 00:59:14,092 --> 00:59:16,718 I'm still catching my breath after that fight. 745 00:59:16,844 --> 00:59:21,807 Can't you replace your insults with "I love you"? 746 00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:26,186 You're crazy! You're a man. How can I love you? 747 00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:30,857 Never mind, just think of me as a woman. 748 00:59:30,984 --> 00:59:32,985 If you don't like that, 749 00:59:33,069 --> 00:59:35,362 - you can be the woman. -You're crazy! 750 00:59:35,446 --> 00:59:37,990 Hey, True Love! 751 00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:42,953 I won't let you leave me again. 752 00:59:45,498 --> 00:59:49,001 I'm cold. 753 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:54,089 You made this robe for me. 754 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:56,008 Do you still remember? 755 00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:59,011 Yes, I do. 756 00:59:59,095 --> 01:00:05,392 Tell me, after all these years, do you love me? 757 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:13,358 Yes, now I realise you're my only love. 758 01:00:15,737 --> 01:00:21,283 But it's too late now. I've left this mortal world. 759 01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:25,287 We'll be a couple in our next life. 760 01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,625 Chongyang! 761 01:00:32,253 --> 01:00:40,177 Chongyang, don't leave me. 762 01:00:42,305 --> 01:00:46,016 Don't leave me. 763 01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:51,438 Oops, I've got you dirty. 764 01:00:51,564 --> 01:00:55,942 True Love, why are you so sad? Don't cry! 765 01:00:56,027 --> 01:00:59,946 A woman's heart is mysterious like the ocean. 766 01:01:00,073 --> 01:01:03,909 You're a real catch. It's her loss. 767 01:01:03,951 --> 01:01:07,788 Besides, you have me. A man's heart is solid like gold. 768 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:11,541 Just say you love me. Just say it. 769 01:01:11,584 --> 01:01:17,547 - Pervert. - Why'd you call me a pervert? 770 01:01:17,590 --> 01:01:21,677 Why does everyone call me a pervert? Am I really a pervert? 771 01:01:27,725 --> 01:01:31,436 Help! Zhou Botong is committing suicide. 772 01:01:33,231 --> 01:01:34,981 Come on, chin up. 773 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:38,485 How can I? My lips are sagging. 774 01:01:38,569 --> 01:01:40,445 Please, get me a doctor. 775 01:01:40,488 --> 01:01:42,823 No doctor's open at this hour. 776 01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:45,867 - Let's have some breakfast first. - I'm not hungry. 777 01:01:45,993 --> 01:01:49,746 - But I am. - Is it really necessary to hold my hand? 778 01:01:50,498 --> 01:01:53,875 AII men deserve to die. 779 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,461 Miss, do you mind sharing a table? 780 01:01:59,006 --> 01:02:00,841 Cousin? 781 01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:04,511 - Cousinl - I feel dizzy. 782 01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:06,388 This must be destiny. 783 01:02:06,472 --> 01:02:10,851 He's still in love. You're my first victim. 784 01:02:11,894 --> 01:02:15,272 He's next. 785 01:02:21,028 --> 01:02:23,780 Why are you staring at me? 786 01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:25,782 I'm not, Cousin. 787 01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:28,910 Cousin? Don't talk nonsense. 788 01:02:29,036 --> 01:02:32,164 This angel can't possibly be your cousin. 789 01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:34,416 Right, miss? 790 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:36,501 Clown face, I'll kill you first. 791 01:02:36,544 --> 01:02:39,296 How can she resist my adoring gaze? 792 01:02:39,380 --> 01:02:41,673 - Waiter. - May I take your order, please? 793 01:02:41,799 --> 01:02:45,385 - Two sausages please. - The two you're eating aren't enough? 794 01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:47,637 - Can't I take it to go? - Sure. 795 01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,932 By the way, Cousin, what are you doing here? 796 01:02:55,813 --> 01:02:58,440 That's how it happened. 797 01:02:58,524 --> 01:03:00,192 Yaoshi is so heartless. 798 01:03:00,276 --> 01:03:02,277 Do you want me to teach him a lesson? 799 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,196 It's no use. 800 01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:07,657 You can't beat a kung fu master like him. 801 01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:10,702 I can't beat him? I doubt that. 802 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,287 I've got you in my trap now. 803 01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:16,041 Sorceress? Sorceress? Where did you go? 804 01:03:16,083 --> 01:03:17,584 GRAND EAST lNN 805 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:19,836 Why is there nobody in this inn? 806 01:03:19,962 --> 01:03:23,590 - Wait! - What do you want? 807 01:03:23,716 --> 01:03:26,218 You're not busy. Why not say you love me? 808 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:29,471 - I know a quiet place... - Stop bothering me. 809 01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:32,599 Wait, love me, say you love me. 810 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,232 No wonder Duan wants to break off our engagement. 811 01:03:40,358 --> 01:03:43,860 All this nirvana crap is a lie. He's just gay. 812 01:03:49,617 --> 01:03:52,077 - Sir! May I help you? - Got any singing girls? 813 01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:54,621 Singers? At this hour? 814 01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:56,873 Are you going to look or not? 815 01:03:56,999 --> 01:03:59,334 What's wrong with your hand? 816 01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:01,002 OK, I'll find you a singer. 817 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:05,090 They're too busy with romance to care about me. 818 01:04:05,132 --> 01:04:08,969 I'll go alone to get the Book of Yin. 819 01:04:19,522 --> 01:04:21,398 Where are my singers? 820 01:04:21,524 --> 01:04:23,984 Coming! 821 01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:36,621 A man so handsome, a hunk so hot 822 01:04:36,664 --> 01:04:40,125 Think of someone else? I think not! 823 01:04:40,167 --> 01:04:44,629 A smile and wink in the eye 824 01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:48,800 Oh, cutie ask me come nigh 825 01:04:48,926 --> 01:04:52,053 A man so handsome, a hunk so hot 826 01:04:52,179 --> 01:04:58,184 Adonis will have to give up top spot 827 01:04:58,269 --> 01:05:02,314 I've searched the world north to south pole 828 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:04,441 Who's handsomer? Not a soul! 829 01:05:04,525 --> 01:05:09,446 From sickness to the grave 830 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:15,827 My soul is yours to save 831 01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:19,706 You take the lyre, I, the lute 832 01:05:19,832 --> 01:05:23,585 Happiness will bear everlasting fruit 833 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:26,046 Such joy has never been heard 834 01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:31,551 Except in the song of lovebirds 835 01:05:31,594 --> 01:05:41,186 Dance all night, our feet take wing 836 01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:45,106 To the opera, watch the fat lady sing 837 01:05:45,232 --> 01:05:56,368 Such a perfect couple shall never be rent 838 01:05:56,452 --> 01:06:00,497 Such a love must be heaven sent 839 01:06:05,002 --> 01:06:07,128 That's it? 840 01:06:07,755 --> 01:06:12,384 You still haven't found the owner of this boot? 841 01:06:12,510 --> 01:06:15,011 It's too big for that woman. 842 01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:19,140 Idiot, I know that. You don't have to tell me. 843 01:06:20,726 --> 01:06:23,103 The killer fits this boot. 844 01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:35,031 It's you. 845 01:06:35,157 --> 01:06:37,617 Don't leave me, Princess. 846 01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:41,371 Promise me that? 847 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:43,373 He must be drunk. 848 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:47,252 - Promise me! - Time to play hard to get. 849 01:06:47,294 --> 01:06:50,296 No, I'm not listening. 850 01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:54,884 Princess, you look beautiful. 851 01:06:54,927 --> 01:06:57,178 Really? 852 01:06:57,263 --> 01:07:00,515 Such beauty, rare in a blue moon 853 01:07:00,558 --> 01:07:04,060 A scent of perfume makes me swoon 854 01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:07,313 Your praise exaggerates 855 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:10,942 This plain flower's just second-rate 856 01:07:11,068 --> 01:07:14,279 Oh girl, your beauty's magnetic 857 01:07:14,321 --> 01:07:17,949 A vision truly angelic 858 01:07:18,075 --> 01:07:19,534 Oh really? 859 01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:23,079 Yes, absolutely photogenic 860 01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:24,831 Oh really? 861 01:07:24,915 --> 01:07:28,334 This love foretold 862 01:07:28,419 --> 01:07:31,671 Has made my heart bold 863 01:07:31,714 --> 01:07:35,467 Cheek to cheek, we will greet 864 01:07:35,551 --> 01:07:39,054 Cheek to cheek, our hands will meet 865 01:07:39,096 --> 01:07:42,682 Dancing in our bridal suite 866 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:47,979 In our honeymoon suite 867 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:53,109 Oh, beautiful, your hair is gorgeous. 868 01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:57,447 I did it for you. I had the stylist perm it special. 869 01:07:57,490 --> 01:08:00,241 Such a unique perm. 870 01:08:00,367 --> 01:08:04,996 Well, it's because the shampoo was good. 871 01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:06,998 What brand? 872 01:08:07,124 --> 01:08:09,626 I'm not telling. 873 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:16,508 My heart's a well of things to tell 874 01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:19,719 This love, my very first 875 01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:23,223 Be mean and my heart will burst 876 01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:26,351 Girl, you need not take fright 877 01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:29,979 Ours is heavenly love, day and night 878 01:08:30,106 --> 01:08:31,940 Oh really? 879 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:35,360 Sweet nothings till morning light 880 01:08:35,444 --> 01:08:40,448 - Oh really? - This love was a wish, was fate 881 01:08:40,491 --> 01:08:43,618 This life, this love we'll consummate 882 01:08:43,744 --> 01:08:45,495 Love, I can't wait 883 01:08:45,621 --> 01:08:50,625 - Yes, love, I can't wait - Let's love and never separate 884 01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:52,460 Love until we reach Heaven's gate 885 01:08:52,503 --> 01:08:55,839 My sweet, like a pair of turtledoves 886 01:08:55,965 --> 01:08:59,467 We're in... 887 01:09:07,643 --> 01:09:10,645 Let's see how long you can hold on. 888 01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:13,106 ..love 889 01:09:18,654 --> 01:09:22,031 - That's the end of our song. - Yes. 890 01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,659 Can you say "I love you" three times? 891 01:09:24,785 --> 01:09:32,292 That's easy. Listen, I love you, I love you... 892 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:37,630 That's only two times! One more to go. 893 01:09:37,673 --> 01:09:41,926 Great, it still works. 894 01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,262 I'm ascending to heaven. Fly away! 895 01:09:50,936 --> 01:09:54,564 What peace! I'm an immortal now. 896 01:09:54,648 --> 01:09:57,525 Something's wrong. 897 01:09:58,694 --> 01:10:04,949 Oh no, my head is still here! You forgot the last "I love you' '. 898 01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:14,459 Weird. 899 01:10:14,543 --> 01:10:18,421 Why is she so cold to me all of a sudden? 900 01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:20,340 I see. 901 01:10:20,424 --> 01:10:23,301 She's mad because I didn't say the last "l love you". 902 01:10:23,344 --> 01:10:26,221 Yes, please say it. 903 01:10:26,305 --> 01:10:29,933 You missed the last one. 904 01:10:29,975 --> 01:10:32,602 Don't run! 905 01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:34,812 Prin... 906 01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:45,990 I must be dreaming. Floating heads don't exist. 907 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:56,584 Look out. 908 01:10:56,627 --> 01:10:58,503 Wow! A secret weapon. 909 01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:01,756 Try my Hurricane Kick. 910 01:11:04,009 --> 01:11:05,969 Master Zhou, here we are. 911 01:11:06,011 --> 01:11:08,638 I'm not afraid of any of you. See my bicycle kick. 912 01:11:08,722 --> 01:11:10,014 Headbutt. 913 01:11:10,140 --> 01:11:12,267 Right jab! 914 01:11:12,351 --> 01:11:14,519 Back row spike. 915 01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:23,361 Kick off! 916 01:11:47,636 --> 01:11:50,805 Don't mess with the best goalkeeper of the Quanzhen Clan. 917 01:11:58,439 --> 01:11:59,564 One to zero! 918 01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:05,945 Yaoshi! 919 01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:10,158 Princess, please let me finish. 920 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:13,328 - What do you want to say? - Wait for me. 921 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:16,956 No matter how you feel for me, 922 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:18,958 all I want to say is... 923 01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:22,712 Princess! I love you! 924 01:12:22,838 --> 01:12:24,839 Oh yeah! 925 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:29,719 l made it! 926 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:38,978 Hurry! We need to catch up with the princess and Huang Yaoshi. 927 01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:41,189 Is your thing blocked? There's nothing coming out. 928 01:12:41,231 --> 01:12:43,608 I'm thinking! 929 01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:47,737 Let me ask you. Cousin has been nice to me lately. 930 01:12:47,863 --> 01:12:50,865 Do you think she likes me? 931 01:12:50,991 --> 01:12:52,742 Do you really want to know? 932 01:12:52,868 --> 01:12:54,827 I'm asking, aren't I? 933 01:12:54,953 --> 01:12:57,872 - How could she like a retard like you? - Go to hell! 934 01:13:00,376 --> 01:13:03,127 Hey, you told me to tell the truth, didn't you? 935 01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:05,880 Show me how I can win her heart. 936 01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,883 Are you done? 937 01:13:09,009 --> 01:13:10,134 A love suicide? 938 01:13:10,219 --> 01:13:12,345 That's very romantic. 939 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,597 Good. Let's do it together. 940 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,643 Together? This is none of my business. No thanks. 941 01:13:18,769 --> 01:13:20,019 l can't do it without you. 942 01:13:20,145 --> 01:13:22,772 Are you finished? 943 01:13:22,898 --> 01:13:25,733 - Any other suggestions? - That's easy. 944 01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:29,028 Take her to the bushes and rape her. I can pin her hands for you. 945 01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:34,784 - Bastard! I can't believe you said that. - OK. 946 01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:37,412 To win a girl's heart, eye contact is very important. 947 01:13:37,496 --> 01:13:39,914 Look at me. 948 01:13:41,792 --> 01:13:43,918 Am I sexy? 949 01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:47,922 No! You're funny! 950 01:13:48,048 --> 01:13:52,677 No way! Take a closer look! 951 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:55,304 Can you feel it? 952 01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:59,767 You're hopeless. 953 01:13:59,810 --> 01:14:02,645 - OK, I won't laugh. - Don't laugh! 954 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:07,400 - One more time. - Can you feel it? 955 01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:11,195 - Yes, I can smell it too. - Damn you. 956 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,448 I try to help and you say I have bad breath. 957 01:14:15,909 --> 01:14:17,952 Lean close when you talk to a girl. 958 01:14:18,078 --> 01:14:19,912 First this way, then that way. 959 01:14:19,955 --> 01:14:23,207 This way, that way. This way, that way. 960 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:26,461 - This way, that way, then... - Then what? 961 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:28,713 - Then kiss her. - Stay away, sausage lips. 962 01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:32,341 - Are you Ouyang Feng? - She is asking you. 963 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:36,345 - Are you talking to me? - I'm asking the guy behind you. 964 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:40,308 - She's talking to... - Let me show you some other tricks. 965 01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:46,856 Go on, that's the best way. 966 01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:50,234 - What the heck are you two doing? - I feel dizzy. 967 01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:52,236 - He... - What? 968 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,614 He has something to tell you. 969 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:56,866 Say it. 970 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:03,748 Just one line from my heart 971 01:15:03,832 --> 01:15:06,709 In this poet's poem 972 01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:09,879 Just listen from your heart 973 01:15:10,005 --> 01:15:14,258 This beggar begs 974 01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:18,721 Girl, please hear my words 975 01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:21,641 Please hear this songster's song 976 01:15:21,767 --> 01:15:25,228 You won't turn away 977 01:15:25,270 --> 01:15:29,273 This hoper hopes 978 01:15:29,358 --> 01:15:37,240 There is just one poem, just one line, but how many words? 979 01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:40,117 Three. How many words? 980 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:43,913 Three - one, two, three 981 01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:51,170 I love you, love you, love you 982 01:15:51,296 --> 01:15:58,052 l love you, I love you, I love you you you 983 01:15:58,178 --> 01:15:59,929 Sing, sing, altogether 984 01:16:00,013 --> 01:16:01,430 Laugh, laugh, altogether 985 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:03,641 Say, say altogether 986 01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:06,018 Say it with you 987 01:16:06,061 --> 01:16:08,521 Joyfully I say it to you, to you, to you 988 01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:10,314 Say it to who? 989 01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,775 Say it to you 990 01:16:12,818 --> 01:16:16,571 I love you, love you, love you 991 01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:21,075 I love you, love you you you 992 01:16:21,159 --> 01:16:24,912 I really, really, really 993 01:16:25,038 --> 01:16:26,956 Love you 994 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:29,083 I love you 995 01:16:29,167 --> 01:16:31,460 I love you too. 996 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,178 WHITE BONE CAVE 997 01:16:41,221 --> 01:16:46,809 Listen, Princess, I'm not him. 998 01:16:46,852 --> 01:16:50,438 Visitors again? What is this? A playground? 999 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:53,941 Poor Huang Yaoshi. 1000 01:16:53,984 --> 01:16:57,695 He longs for the princess. 1001 01:16:57,738 --> 01:17:01,365 Poor princess. 1002 01:17:01,450 --> 01:17:04,327 The damn head of Duan gave her a shock. 1003 01:17:04,369 --> 01:17:06,120 She's gone mad. 1004 01:17:06,204 --> 01:17:09,498 After I avenge my father, 1005 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:13,502 we'll marry right away, Duan. 1006 01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:21,719 Why do you pretend you're happy? 1007 01:17:21,762 --> 01:17:24,639 Why do you ask when you know the answer? 1008 01:17:24,723 --> 01:17:27,516 Don't cry! Don't be sad! Try on this boot. 1009 01:17:27,601 --> 01:17:29,977 That'll make you happy. 1010 01:17:30,020 --> 01:17:34,273 Not necessary! I'm sure it's a perfect fit. 1011 01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:38,027 I confess. I killed Wang Chongyang. Kill me! 1012 01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:41,906 Thank you for understanding. Let me give you a stab. 1013 01:17:42,032 --> 01:17:44,367 I promise you won't feel any pain. 1014 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,744 - No, don't kill my darling Duan. - Die! 1015 01:17:46,787 --> 01:17:49,538 Go away, kill me! 1016 01:17:51,792 --> 01:17:54,001 - Princess! - Father! 1017 01:17:54,044 --> 01:17:56,420 Father? His Majesty is here? 1018 01:17:56,505 --> 01:18:01,926 The princess was shocked into delirium. Don't overexcite her. 1019 01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:04,929 - Just do whatever she says. - Darling, come meet my father. 1020 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:08,140 Hurry, come meet His Majesty! 1021 01:18:08,183 --> 01:18:11,936 - Your Majesty! - Thank you. Thank you. 1022 01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:15,398 - At ease, don't stand on ceremony. - Yaoshi! 1023 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:19,652 What a coincidence. Come meet His Majesty. 1024 01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:24,448 Yaoshi says to meet His Majesty. 1025 01:18:24,574 --> 01:18:26,951 - Why do I have to listen to him? - Kneel down. 1026 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:29,161 Long live the Emperor. 1027 01:18:29,204 --> 01:18:31,205 So the princess is here too. 1028 01:18:31,331 --> 01:18:33,916 Heaven is on my side. 1029 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,585 This time I've hit the jackpot. 1030 01:18:36,670 --> 01:18:39,338 Thank you. Thank you. 1031 01:18:41,842 --> 01:18:44,927 Yeah, I finally avenged Wang Chongyang. 1032 01:18:44,970 --> 01:18:49,682 You jerk. You stab me in the back? 1033 01:18:51,101 --> 01:18:53,978 Yaoshi! 1034 01:18:54,062 --> 01:18:58,190 - Are you OK? - I guess so. 1035 01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:00,192 I can tell you like him. 1036 01:19:00,235 --> 01:19:04,363 Cousin! Control yourself! 1037 01:19:04,489 --> 01:19:09,869 Don't yell at me in public! Fine, I'll control myself. 1038 01:19:09,995 --> 01:19:13,956 Eighteen Dragon Palms! 1039 01:19:14,583 --> 01:19:18,753 Wow, this guy is crazier than me. 1040 01:19:18,837 --> 01:19:23,382 Suqiu, he is your lover, isn't he? 1041 01:19:25,385 --> 01:19:27,511 Let me help you. 1042 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:36,520 Sir. 1043 01:19:36,605 --> 01:19:41,025 Don't get mad. Suqiu likes you a lot. 1044 01:19:41,109 --> 01:19:43,027 How do you know? 1045 01:19:43,111 --> 01:19:45,529 She just told me. 1046 01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:47,990 You talked to her? I'll kill you. 1047 01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:52,495 - Wanna fight? Wrist Attack! - Eighteen Dragon Palms! 1048 01:19:52,537 --> 01:19:56,040 - Tiger and Crane Stance! - Monkey Fists! 1049 01:19:56,124 --> 01:20:00,419 - Immortal Points the Way! - Stealing the Family Jewels! 1050 01:20:04,049 --> 01:20:05,883 You call yourself the dignified leader of the Beggar Clan. 1051 01:20:06,009 --> 01:20:08,677 And you stoop to tricks like Stealing the Family Jewels? 1052 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:10,763 You're no better. 1053 01:20:10,806 --> 01:20:12,807 You spat on me! 1054 01:20:12,891 --> 01:20:15,684 Yaoshi...Cousin... 1055 01:20:15,769 --> 01:20:18,187 Yaoshi. 1056 01:20:25,570 --> 01:20:27,822 Are you OK? 1057 01:20:28,698 --> 01:20:32,326 Are you all right, darling Duan? 1058 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:39,208 That's strange. Looks just like my boot. 1059 01:20:39,292 --> 01:20:41,418 Really? 1060 01:20:44,297 --> 01:20:46,465 He looks more scared than we are. 1061 01:20:46,550 --> 01:20:50,344 - Let's scare him to death. - Why not? 1062 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:57,810 What are you doing in White Bone Cave? 1063 01:20:57,936 --> 01:20:59,854 A talking eagle? 1064 01:20:59,980 --> 01:21:02,189 I'm not an eagle. I'm a sparrow. 1065 01:21:02,232 --> 01:21:06,694 Just a bit taller than most. Who are you, human? 1066 01:21:06,736 --> 01:21:11,240 - I'm not a human! - You're not? 1067 01:21:11,324 --> 01:21:14,869 Have you ever seen a man with such big ears? And big mouth? 1068 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:16,745 So what are you? 1069 01:21:16,872 --> 01:21:19,123 I'm a duck! 1070 01:21:19,249 --> 01:21:21,876 A duck? 1071 01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,264 He really is a duck. 1072 01:21:35,390 --> 01:21:39,768 Yeah, I just look a little bit like a human. 1073 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:44,523 So, Duckie, what are you doing on Mt. Danxia? 1074 01:21:44,649 --> 01:21:49,904 Those humans forced me to look for the Book of Yin. 1075 01:21:51,281 --> 01:21:54,158 Don't worry. They'll never find it. 1076 01:21:54,242 --> 01:21:58,037 We hid it in the back of the mountain. 1077 01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:00,039 What a relief. 1078 01:22:00,123 --> 01:22:03,417 I know a way to divert their attention 1079 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:06,670 - and get rid of them. - How? 1080 01:22:06,755 --> 01:22:09,548 I've been looking everywhere for you. 1081 01:22:09,633 --> 01:22:11,884 I've been looking everywhere for you too. 1082 01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:14,386 - Die! - Help! 1083 01:22:14,429 --> 01:22:16,138 - Freeze! - Please don't come near me. 1084 01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:19,683 - Don't kill my father! - Freeze! 1085 01:22:19,809 --> 01:22:23,437 - I got you! - Monsters! 1086 01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:27,066 It's the Book of Yin. Don't let them get away. 1087 01:22:27,150 --> 01:22:30,194 Go! Don't! 1088 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:32,947 Get him! 1089 01:22:33,073 --> 01:22:35,449 Don't kill my father! 1090 01:22:35,533 --> 01:22:39,912 Darling Duan! Where are you? 1091 01:22:39,955 --> 01:22:42,790 A duck monster! 1092 01:22:42,832 --> 01:22:46,669 You can't run away this time! 1093 01:22:46,711 --> 01:22:51,966 Once I collect all nine pots, I'll be invincible. 1094 01:22:55,220 --> 01:22:56,595 Where did they go? 1095 01:22:56,721 --> 01:22:58,847 So you mean the murderer is Ouyang Feng? 1096 01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:01,350 - You're not lying? - Trust me! 1097 01:23:01,434 --> 01:23:05,187 I found the three monsters. Your kingdom is saved. 1098 01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:07,940 Where's the princess? 1099 01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,818 Don't worry. Let me use my crystal ball. 1100 01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:14,363 How'd that big thing fit in your pocket? 1101 01:23:14,447 --> 01:23:18,075 Ouyang Feng kidnapped her. Oh no, he got all the pots too. 1102 01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:21,870 - How come I can't see anything? - Because I have magic and you don't. 1103 01:23:21,997 --> 01:23:26,875 - Magic? - We'll need my Flying Carpet to catch up. 1104 01:23:26,960 --> 01:23:29,003 It travels a thousand miles a day. 1105 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:33,757 We must save the princess before Ouyang Feng masters the Book of Yin. 1106 01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:36,885 - Let's go! - Me too! 1107 01:23:43,893 --> 01:23:46,895 Your Highness, Mr Ouyang hasn't come to court since his return two weeks ago. 1108 01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:51,650 He's studying the Book of Yin, the best kung fu in the world. 1109 01:23:51,735 --> 01:23:56,155 Not a soul is to disturb him. 1110 01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:58,490 He must finish his training 1111 01:23:58,533 --> 01:24:00,868 before the sorceress and everyone returns. 1112 01:24:01,619 --> 01:24:06,040 To master the Book of Yin, I must break all nine pots in one strike. 1113 01:24:06,166 --> 01:24:10,002 With my superb intelligence, I can't possibly fail. 1114 01:24:10,920 --> 01:24:14,548 I heard the sorceress has allied with many kung fu masters. 1115 01:24:14,674 --> 01:24:16,383 They are no match for Feng. 1116 01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:19,053 Your Highness, 1117 01:24:19,179 --> 01:24:21,805 the Persian ambassador is here to see you. 1118 01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:26,810 Persian? 1119 01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:29,688 It must be the sorceress. Morons, get lost. 1120 01:24:29,814 --> 01:24:31,690 I am terribly sorry. 1121 01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:34,401 Speak of the devil. 1122 01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:38,322 The Persian ambassador is here! 1123 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:44,453 Hello, Sorceress. How are you? 1124 01:24:44,537 --> 01:24:47,664 Congratulations! 1125 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:50,834 Sorceress, why do you dress like a Persian? 1126 01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:54,963 I am Persian. I never should have trusted you. 1127 01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:58,717 I'm here to save the princess. 1128 01:24:58,802 --> 01:25:00,344 Where do you think you are? 1129 01:25:00,470 --> 01:25:03,722 You can't come and go as you please. 1130 01:25:03,848 --> 01:25:06,558 I stole your drum. 1131 01:25:08,478 --> 01:25:11,605 This controls the centipede Ouyang Feng fed you. 1132 01:25:14,984 --> 01:25:17,945 Oh the pain. 1133 01:25:19,239 --> 01:25:24,493 Too bad I killed that centipede with seven extra-strength antacid tablets. 1134 01:25:24,577 --> 01:25:28,122 - So much for your magic. - Shut up about my magic. 1135 01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:30,457 Eat drum. 1136 01:25:30,500 --> 01:25:32,751 Get them. 1137 01:25:35,130 --> 01:25:37,506 Wrist Attack! 1138 01:25:50,728 --> 01:25:53,647 Wing Chun Punch! 1139 01:25:58,361 --> 01:26:02,489 - Look over there! - Go to hell. 1140 01:26:03,658 --> 01:26:05,868 Ten points. 1141 01:26:05,910 --> 01:26:08,162 Virgin Sword Style! 1142 01:26:18,923 --> 01:26:21,508 Beat the Dog! 1143 01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:30,184 It is now the critical moment. 1144 01:26:30,268 --> 01:26:35,314 I, Ouyang Feng, will succeed...or be doomed. 1145 01:26:41,571 --> 01:26:44,573 So scary, so many people. Where's Duckie? 1146 01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:58,212 Ask him where Duckie is. 1147 01:26:58,796 --> 01:27:00,839 Suqiu, let me help you. 1148 01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:06,720 Yaoshi, let's try Flirting Eyes Sword Style. 1149 01:27:06,846 --> 01:27:09,556 - Good idea. - Hey, what are you two doing? 1150 01:27:09,599 --> 01:27:12,226 Get out of my way! Go to hell! 1151 01:27:41,756 --> 01:27:48,845 Wrist Attack! 1152 01:27:48,972 --> 01:27:51,265 Die! Die! Die! 1153 01:27:55,853 --> 01:27:58,772 True perfection seems imperfect yet is truly perfect. 1154 01:27:58,898 --> 01:28:02,234 True abundance seems empty yet is truly limitless. 1155 01:28:02,277 --> 01:28:05,654 The force of five fingers can break the unbreakable. 1156 01:28:05,780 --> 01:28:08,907 Enemy's skulls shatter like crumbling clay. 1157 01:28:14,622 --> 01:28:17,791 Where's Duckie? Dunno? I'll ask someone else. 1158 01:28:35,643 --> 01:28:38,312 - Good kung fu! - Great kung fu! 1159 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:41,064 Kung fu my butt! That's flirting, not fighting. 1160 01:28:41,190 --> 01:28:43,191 I'm your partner, not him. 1161 01:28:43,318 --> 01:28:45,569 - All dead! - Take this. 1162 01:28:46,154 --> 01:28:48,405 They died quick. Wait, one more! 1163 01:28:48,448 --> 01:28:50,824 Die! 1164 01:28:52,076 --> 01:28:55,329 Don't worry. I'll find the princess for you. 1165 01:28:57,332 --> 01:29:00,042 So many people dead. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 1166 01:29:00,585 --> 01:29:03,837 I found the princess. 1167 01:29:03,921 --> 01:29:05,339 Here she is! 1168 01:29:08,301 --> 01:29:13,722 It's the queen's trick. Let me bring her back with my magic. 1169 01:29:13,848 --> 01:29:16,558 She's poisoned. 1170 01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:21,563 - Sorceress, any more brilliant ideas? - I can't think when you flatter me. 1171 01:29:21,606 --> 01:29:23,940 How can we save her? 1172 01:29:23,983 --> 01:29:28,820 - The queen must have the antidote. - Why didn't I think of that? 1173 01:29:28,946 --> 01:29:31,740 I'm not gonna die so easily. Feng! 1174 01:29:32,700 --> 01:29:34,743 Success! 1175 01:29:34,827 --> 01:29:38,622 Submit and live, or fight and die. 1176 01:29:38,706 --> 01:29:42,751 Long live the king! 1177 01:29:51,761 --> 01:29:53,136 Feng! 1178 01:29:54,138 --> 01:29:56,098 You're so cool. 1179 01:29:56,140 --> 01:30:01,269 Hand over the antidote or I'll kill your lover. 1180 01:30:02,897 --> 01:30:04,898 Go ahead! Kill her. 1181 01:30:05,024 --> 01:30:07,401 I'm marrying the princess anyway. 1182 01:30:07,527 --> 01:30:09,528 Kill her. I'll get the antidote later. 1183 01:30:09,612 --> 01:30:14,366 I can't believe it! You... 1184 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,410 I knew you couldn't be trusted. 1185 01:30:16,536 --> 01:30:20,038 Fine. You want to marry the princess? 1186 01:30:20,164 --> 01:30:22,040 I fed her a poison apple. 1187 01:30:22,125 --> 01:30:26,044 She's sleeping like a pig now. Marry her if you like. 1188 01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:29,798 Don't make me kill you. Give me the antidote. 1189 01:30:29,882 --> 01:30:33,427 Sorry, there is no antidote. 1190 01:30:34,053 --> 01:30:36,263 Go to hell! 1191 01:30:36,806 --> 01:30:40,434 He's the one who killed Wang Chongyang. 1192 01:30:41,686 --> 01:30:46,398 - I will avenge Wang Chongyang! - Yin Kung Fu, first attack. 1193 01:31:08,296 --> 01:31:10,213 This can't be! 1194 01:31:20,725 --> 01:31:23,852 Perfect timing. I've waited for this moment for a long time. 1195 01:31:23,936 --> 01:31:26,605 You aren't that great. Dragon in the Field! 1196 01:31:26,689 --> 01:31:29,733 Super Toad-style Kung Fu! 1197 01:31:31,694 --> 01:31:35,322 One hit, two hits, three hits, four hits. 1198 01:31:35,364 --> 01:31:36,448 Die! 1199 01:31:40,453 --> 01:31:44,331 - Dragon in the Sky! - Gotcha! 1200 01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:55,217 - Are you OK? - Are you OK? 1201 01:31:55,259 --> 01:31:58,386 Machine Gun Wrist Attack! 1202 01:32:11,234 --> 01:32:13,777 Spin! 1203 01:32:13,861 --> 01:32:15,779 Bingo! 1204 01:32:16,864 --> 01:32:20,158 - Yaoshi, are you OK? - Are you OK? 1205 01:32:20,743 --> 01:32:24,371 We need to combine forces. 1206 01:32:26,415 --> 01:32:28,416 Wing Chun Punch. 1207 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:31,503 - Plus Three Flowers Bloom. - Plus Eighteen Dragon Palms. 1208 01:32:31,546 --> 01:32:33,547 Plus Hot Palms. 1209 01:32:33,673 --> 01:32:36,633 Plus Wrist Attack. 1210 01:32:42,932 --> 01:32:46,643 Yin Kung Fu, second attack. 1211 01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:59,322 Dragonfly on the Water! 1212 01:33:01,075 --> 01:33:03,827 Stun Attack! 1213 01:33:05,580 --> 01:33:09,165 You dare fight me? 1214 01:33:12,295 --> 01:33:14,337 Only Heaven can save you now! 1215 01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:16,965 Hold it. 1216 01:33:19,218 --> 01:33:21,845 An angel? 1217 01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:36,610 - It's Jigong the Monk. - No, it's Duan! 1218 01:33:39,071 --> 01:33:42,699 Who do you think you are, dressed in red? Santa Claus? Name yourself, evil spirit! 1219 01:33:42,742 --> 01:33:44,451 Who are you? I don't remember you. 1220 01:33:44,493 --> 01:33:48,204 How can you say such mean things? Evil spirit? 1221 01:33:48,247 --> 01:33:50,248 What evil spirit has such a stylish robe? 1222 01:33:50,374 --> 01:33:53,126 I'm an immortal, stupid. 1223 01:33:53,252 --> 01:33:58,131 Huang Yaoshi, thanks to you I am what I am today. 1224 01:33:58,215 --> 01:34:00,634 I owe you one. Tell me how I can help. 1225 01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:02,719 I'll make your wish come true. 1226 01:34:02,762 --> 01:34:06,473 He killed the princess. Chop him into pieces. 1227 01:34:06,515 --> 01:34:09,517 Hm, I don't know. 1228 01:34:09,602 --> 01:34:12,228 I just descended from heaven. I shouldn't kill people. 1229 01:34:12,271 --> 01:34:16,399 - I'm an immortal, not a murderer. - Die! Angel! 1230 01:34:16,484 --> 01:34:19,903 Can't you see we're talking? Mercy Palms. 1231 01:34:27,620 --> 01:34:30,121 Sorry! Sorry! I don't know my own strength. 1232 01:34:30,164 --> 01:34:32,165 - Are you OK? - Steal the Family Jewels! 1233 01:34:32,249 --> 01:34:34,000 What are you looking for? Steal the Family Knockers! 1234 01:34:34,043 --> 01:34:36,044 Stop! They'll fall off! 1235 01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:40,048 Didn't I say I'm an immortal? If I had jewels, 1236 01:34:40,132 --> 01:34:44,302 - there'd be lots of little immortals in Heaven. - Shut up. 1237 01:34:54,188 --> 01:34:55,313 Fly! 1238 01:34:56,524 --> 01:34:58,316 Stop it, you're breaking everything. 1239 01:34:58,401 --> 01:35:01,319 Take this. Almost forgot you're the bad guy. 1240 01:35:04,156 --> 01:35:07,075 - Sneak attack. - Counter-sneak attack. 1241 01:35:12,456 --> 01:35:15,166 - So there you are! - Invisibility! 1242 01:35:15,209 --> 01:35:17,585 Good one! I know that too. 1243 01:35:19,547 --> 01:35:21,089 Here I am. 1244 01:35:34,603 --> 01:35:36,563 Cobra Fangs. 1245 01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:39,733 I'll poke your eyes out! 1246 01:35:43,863 --> 01:35:46,364 Thought you could beat me? 1247 01:35:46,490 --> 01:35:49,242 I'm down here. 1248 01:35:49,744 --> 01:35:50,952 Dodge! 1249 01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:55,999 Yin Kung Fu, third attack. 1250 01:36:03,466 --> 01:36:06,092 Oh no, you're in trouble now! You killed a man! 1251 01:36:06,135 --> 01:36:08,511 You'll go to hell when you die. 1252 01:36:08,637 --> 01:36:10,764 Shut up. 1253 01:36:13,476 --> 01:36:15,894 Three more dead? We had a deal! 1254 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:19,397 So what? Yin Kung Fu, Apocalypse style. 1255 01:36:19,523 --> 01:36:22,275 Save the World. 1256 01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:27,363 Oh no, I killed some people! Now what? 1257 01:36:27,406 --> 01:36:30,366 Duan, they're all bad guys. 1258 01:36:30,409 --> 01:36:32,660 The Jade Emperor will forgive you. 1259 01:36:32,787 --> 01:36:33,912 Kill him! 1260 01:36:34,038 --> 01:36:36,498 - Kill him! - Kill him! 1261 01:36:38,793 --> 01:36:41,795 So immortals kill too? It's your turn to go to hell. 1262 01:36:41,879 --> 01:36:43,630 You jerk! 1263 01:36:43,672 --> 01:36:46,299 You made me do it. Let me teach you a lesson! 1264 01:36:46,383 --> 01:36:50,637 Teach me? We'll see who teaches who. 1265 01:36:50,679 --> 01:36:53,681 Yin Kung Fu, Ten Thousand Buddhas Attack. 1266 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:56,559 Wait, you can't trick me. 1267 01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:58,812 Ten Thousand Buddhas is a different kung fu style. 1268 01:36:58,896 --> 01:37:02,690 - I'll fight anyway I like. - Oh, so that's how it is. 1269 01:37:02,775 --> 01:37:04,317 Two can play at this game. 1270 01:37:04,443 --> 01:37:10,031 Cut the Cards! Full House! Royal Flush! 1271 01:37:10,074 --> 01:37:12,951 Watch me! 1272 01:37:14,912 --> 01:37:17,580 Accelerate! 1273 01:37:21,710 --> 01:37:25,463 - Ten Thousand Buddhas! - Stop posing! 1274 01:37:25,589 --> 01:37:27,841 Hearts are Wild! 1275 01:37:27,967 --> 01:37:31,970 Take the Ace! Throw Down the King! 1276 01:37:32,096 --> 01:37:38,351 Reshuffle the Deck! All Bets Off! 1277 01:37:38,477 --> 01:37:40,603 Winner Takes All! 1278 01:37:45,943 --> 01:37:49,445 - You son of a... - No swearing during Chinese New Year. 1279 01:37:49,488 --> 01:37:51,197 Say nice things, like me. 1280 01:37:51,240 --> 01:37:57,245 May fortune, prosperity, health 1281 01:37:57,329 --> 01:37:59,873 and peace be with you next year. 1282 01:37:59,957 --> 01:38:02,500 Not enough? One more blessing! 1283 01:38:02,626 --> 01:38:05,753 May the Sino-British Joint Declaration bring peace to all! 1284 01:38:07,882 --> 01:38:11,467 Duckie is back! 1285 01:38:12,970 --> 01:38:16,347 Why was he saying New Year's greetings while fighting? 1286 01:38:16,390 --> 01:38:18,641 Happy New Year! Have a red envelope. 1287 01:38:18,767 --> 01:38:20,894 Happy New Year! 1288 01:38:20,978 --> 01:38:26,232 - This is madness. - Have some lotus seed. It helps fertility. 1289 01:38:26,275 --> 01:38:28,401 Happy New Year! 1290 01:38:28,527 --> 01:38:31,779 Everyone relax. It's all over now. 1291 01:38:31,906 --> 01:38:35,033 That guy has gone crazy. 1292 01:38:35,159 --> 01:38:37,785 My mission is accomplished. 1293 01:38:37,870 --> 01:38:40,288 Everyone can live happily ever after. 1294 01:38:40,414 --> 01:38:43,374 Hey, queer guy! Don't look away! I'm talking to you. 1295 01:38:43,417 --> 01:38:46,169 Who? Me? 1296 01:38:48,255 --> 01:38:52,383 Immortal sweat heals all. Take some for your students. 1297 01:38:54,803 --> 01:38:57,680 But there are only two pills. 1298 01:38:57,806 --> 01:39:02,185 I'm rich now. I'm not as dirty as before. 1299 01:39:02,311 --> 01:39:05,063 Mix with water and divide it into three parts. 1300 01:39:05,147 --> 01:39:06,272 Duan! 1301 01:39:06,315 --> 01:39:08,566 Can you give me a pill for the princess? 1302 01:39:09,151 --> 01:39:12,820 I don't want to live if she dies. 1303 01:39:12,905 --> 01:39:18,451 She's a good friend of mine. Of course I'll save her. 1304 01:39:18,535 --> 01:39:20,703 Not much here. 1305 01:39:31,215 --> 01:39:35,093 I'm sure she'll wake up. Swallow this! 1306 01:39:37,596 --> 01:39:39,722 How can she swallow such a big pill? 1307 01:39:39,848 --> 01:39:43,601 Swallow that? I'll have stomachache. 1308 01:39:43,686 --> 01:39:46,354 Call me for a drink when you're free. 1309 01:39:46,438 --> 01:39:49,607 So long, everybody! 1310 01:39:57,491 --> 01:39:59,867 You naughty girl. 1311 01:40:03,497 --> 01:40:07,875 Long live the sorceress! 1312 01:40:13,215 --> 01:40:15,216 Where's Master Zhou? 1313 01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:17,593 I'm still alive, what luck! 1314 01:40:17,636 --> 01:40:19,595 Feng! 1315 01:40:19,638 --> 01:40:22,974 Dad! Mum! Let's go home! 1316 01:40:42,036 --> 01:40:47,290 So moving! I wish Chongyang was here. 1317 01:40:51,295 --> 01:40:52,420 Chongyang! 1318 01:40:56,800 --> 01:40:59,761 I miss you. 1319 01:40:59,803 --> 01:41:03,556 Botong, I'm in heaven and you're on earth. 1320 01:41:03,682 --> 01:41:06,059 Besides, we're both men. 1321 01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:08,936 We shouldn't carry on with our relationship. 1322 01:41:09,063 --> 01:41:11,522 I know. 1323 01:41:11,565 --> 01:41:16,944 Then what are your hands doing down there? 1324 01:41:17,029 --> 01:41:21,032 You taught me this, remember? 1325 01:41:26,580 --> 01:41:28,706 Directed by Jeff LAU