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"Acute diarrhea."
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Girlfriend, if it itches, it's lice.
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{\an8}Where are you anyway?
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{\an8}It’s awkward to say,
but I can't find the restaurant.
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{\an8}Richie, you made this wet
pussy wait! I'm leaving!
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Hello, friend? Would you like some bourbon?
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Bourbon won't turn this pussy on.
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Then tequila.
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Here you go.
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¡Viva la revolución!
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This shit will turn you on
my pussy with half a turn.
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So what are you doing here?
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What do you think?
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I'm filming the opening scene.
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We swam - we know.
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Pick up the phone!
Take labor...
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- Richie?
- Tiyana. Hello.
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I thought it would be easier for the audience,
if you don't have to read more text.
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Well, yes, it's logical.
These motherfuckers can't read.
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I know who's walking
to the Wayans brothers' films.
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Well, nice to meet you
It's so extremely awkward with you on the phone.
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Mutually. But I confess
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when I saw your photo,
then swiped slightly to the left.
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because you
looked very stupid.
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But surprisingly for dumb niggas
big dicks, so I changed my mind.
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I thought you were a Jersey girl.
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From Jersey?
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Look, I love Jersey.
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But I'm a girl from Harlem.
Born and raised there, damn it.
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Only real niggas, yeah
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Oh, so you're black.
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No, motherfucker!
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I'M BLACK!
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In capital letters.
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Not small, but big!
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Fuck you all!
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Bitch, spit out your pearls.
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I don't need your shit.
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- Yes?
- Then tell me
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what is your favorite horror movie?
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I don't really like them.
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All these stupid people
trails and other shit.
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Why is it always at the end
is there any white bitch left?
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Because they know
that it's too hard to kill your little sister.
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Understand? After all, if the sister survived
poverty, we can survive anything.
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You know, it will be easier for me,
if you meet me on the street.
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Meet you on the street?
How impudent you are!
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Who are you according to your zodiac?
Let's go, Scorpio.
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How did you know?
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Their penis is nothing.
But toxic fucked up.
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Hey, is the restaurant next to the alley?
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Yes, go faster
before you get robbed.
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- Roses?
- Not today.
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- Poor bitch.
- I heard you, whore!
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Okay, I... I'm walking down the alley.
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I'm here. Do you see me? I wave.
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No.
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The one I see is not waving.
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He just looks at me.
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Well, you can stare at him too!
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But don't blink. Never blink.
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Purse your lips and say: “What?”
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No, he's coming at me now.
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Wait. Oh no, he has a knife!
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Well, don't bring him to me.
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But this is not the worst.
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The worst thing is
the fact that you know so much about horror films,
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and still went into the alley alone.
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No, the worst thing is
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that you contacted
New York bitch!
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Cuckoo! Yes!
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Cuckoo!
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Crap! What kind of Avengers does she have?
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Seriously, Larry?
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I didn't recognize your bird call.
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I thought it would be something like:
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It's a pigeon, nigga!
And it should be “Ku-ku!”
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Cuckoo!
A hawk swooping down on its prey!
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Guilty.
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Are you finished?
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What the fuck?
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I'm Tiyana Taylor, bitch.
My abs have abs.
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Take him!
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Hand! Hand!
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Get it!
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Come on guys
let's just talk.
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Someone help!
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Come on Larry!
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No, no, no...
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Oh my God!
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Well, that's it, that's it, that's it!
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Let's leave.
Get your stubborn asses out.
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Welcome to New York, asshole.
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Hey Tiyana.
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Maybe you kicked my ass
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but you still didn't win the Oscar.
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What did you say about my Oscar?
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Did I say something unclear? You fell asleep!
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You are right.
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But I won a Golden Globe, bitch.
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{\an8}VERY SCARY MOVIE
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Oh my god, seriously?
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That's why I never look
"A very scary movie."
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This is stupid shit.
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Just a bunch of cameos
celebrities and fart jokes.
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So you don't like parodies?
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I love more
Judd Apatow films.
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You know, high-level comedy.
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And which comedies are of a high level?
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The kind that doesn't make you laugh
but whites feel smarter.
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Tuesday, don't open it!
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This could be ghostface.
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Come on, Elle.
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This only happens in films.
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Oh, hi.
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I didn't think you'd open the door.
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- What the fuck?
- So, where is my knife?
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Oh, here he is.
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Hello Tuesday.
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SCAREY MOVIE 6
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Translation: Goodman Subs
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THE AMUSEMENT PARK WHERE EVERYONE DIES
"DESTINATION"
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Hello miss.
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What did you take?
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Just Ritalin for my ADHD.
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Adderall for PTSD.
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A couple of Xanax for anxiety.
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And your potency pills.
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So good luck raising yours.
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Lord, Sarah,
how much did you take?
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- Do you want to touch it?
- Yes, but no.
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- Of course you want to. Feel it!
- Maybe a little bit.
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- Feel like a good boy!
- Interesting feeling.
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I'm about to cum!
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Hi Jess.
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Sarah Tuesday is in the hospital.
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She was stabbed to death. Murderer.
You know, Ghostface
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Wait, from Wu-Tang?
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Why Ghostface Kila,
aka Pretty Toney,
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aka Starky Love,
attacked my sister?
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Oh my God, Sarah, not Ghostface Kila!
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It was someone wearing a Ghostface mask.
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Yes, that's more logical.
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You won't take me!
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God, Jack!
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What?
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I was thinking of wearing this for Halloween.
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My flat outcast stepsister
Almost killed by a psycho in a Ghostface mask!
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I need to visit her
and catch up.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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I'll go with you.
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Not because I'm an obvious killer,
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trying to lure
you to your hometown.
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I'm just a caring guy.
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- Yes.
- That's all.
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Okay, let's go. Get in the car.
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You just have to
stop somewhere.
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I survived.
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All thanks to my lucky penny.
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I hate it when you leave!
Let's hug.
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Ma, that's enough, turn it off already
this trash music.
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This is a disgrace, especially for black women.
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It's not a shame. I'm a cool mom
which everyone dreams of. I'm on a roll.
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Don't forget, I have training later,
so I'll be late.
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You're on the team only because
that you are black
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and those racist motherfuckers decided
that you can play.
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It's 2026.
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Racism is no longer a problem.
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Have you read black Twitter?
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No.
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Brad, are you still
Are you dating this whore?
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So. Stop judging her, old woman.
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Just what Darrel and others did
Having a little train with her doesn't mean she's a whore.
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She's not a "whore"
and “sex positive.”
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Well, I positively consider her a whore.
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Hi! Just look at you.
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Ready for Halloween yet?
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What's this year?
Schoolgirl slut?
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Slut?
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Hello Miss Meeks.
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Cool hairstyle. You're right...
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Octavia Spencer.
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Well, thank you very much.
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I should invite you and
feed a shit pie.
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You know what? I need to go to class
African American history.
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We study slavery.
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As it turns out, it was our choice.
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Did you see this?
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{\an8}KANYE WEST
TRUE BLACK HISTORY
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- Is this Kanye?
- Yeah.
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All this time we have been taught the wrong thing.
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Yes. Stay black.
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- Bye, ma.
- Yeah. Bye, baby!
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- Bye, Miss Meeks.
- Bye.
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Son, I put it
you have condoms in your briefcase!
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Do you know how they are
They're trying to screw you over!
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Ma!
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Okay, I'm serious
"Sheriff Greg"
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no need to accompany me
before school. Everything is fine.
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Jess, at large
There's a serial killer on the loose.
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00:10:02,980 --> 00:10:05,710
I won't let anything happen
happened to my baby.
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I'm a boy! Clear? I'm your baby!
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00:10:07,922 --> 00:10:09,208
Well, sorry!
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I'm having a hard time coming to terms with this transition.
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Okay, it's very simple.
Treat me like guys.
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Fine?
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00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:18,699
- OK. I-I can do that.
- Fine.
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00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:19,974
Slap in the face.
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00:10:21,149 --> 00:10:22,150
Do you think this is a slap in the face?
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Why the hell did you do that?
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Don't be such a bitch.
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Bitch.
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Yes, not bad.
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Who even lives like this?
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Oh honey, I'm so glad to see you!
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Come on in! Would you like some tea?
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My God, mother.
You look like crap.
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Baby, don't. In a woman
The air conditioner had clearly run out.
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Enter carefully.
The whole house is in traps.
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You never know
When will this psycho come back?
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Come in.
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OK.
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I hate... my job.
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Mrs Campbell,
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I'm Jack, Sarah's boyfriend.
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I've heard so much about you...
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Nothing good.
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00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:37,788
I haven't heard anything about you, Jack.
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I guess you're a piece of shit.
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But how should I know, I'm not
How long did you communicate with your daughter?
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Six months?
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Six years old, mother.
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And who is to blame for this?
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“And who is to blame for this?”
I don't know, maybe you!?
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Fair.
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We want to gain experience
because of the horror that you have experienced.
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Listen...
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Scary Movie 3 and 4 paid
I have a lot of money for the girl,
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there is nothing to extract there.
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00:12:02,944 --> 00:12:05,753
But if you want to talk about
“Boys like it,” then go ahead.
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00:12:05,778 --> 00:12:07,231
It's happening again!
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00:12:07,256 --> 00:12:11,372
Some asshole put it on
mask. We need to stop him.
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You're not ready, bunny.
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I've been preparing for this for years.
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She sacrificed everything.
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You were a terrible mother.
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Come on, honey, there were
and good moments.
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Like at Christmas when I took
you to see Santa at the mall.
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Your turn, Sarah.
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Move!
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Hello Santa.
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Sorry, I don't want to
sit on your lap.
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You're scaring me.
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Mother?
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Santa gave me a severed hand!
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Don't forget to say "thank you."
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00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,290
Is this a leg?
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Ugh, what an abomination.
259
00:13:09,461 --> 00:13:10,855
What the fuck?
260
00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:17,962
Well, I'm sorry if that's how you found out,
that Santa doesn't exist.
261
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:20,382
Mother, I need your help!
262
00:13:20,407 --> 00:13:23,574
To heal emotional trauma
and leave the past behind?
263
00:13:24,133 --> 00:13:25,444
God no.
264
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,757
No, kill Ghostface!
265
00:13:28,203 --> 00:13:29,636
Do you have a weapon?
266
00:13:30,820 --> 00:13:33,563
I'm Cindy fucking Campbell.
267
00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:35,630
I have a million weapons!
268
00:13:35,655 --> 00:13:40,396
But... none are registered
because of my problems with my head.
269
00:13:40,421 --> 00:13:43,052
So if you can keep quiet...
270
00:13:44,355 --> 00:13:45,511
Okay.
271
00:13:45,887 --> 00:13:47,541
Yes, I'm fine.
272
00:13:47,566 --> 00:13:50,382
None of the thorns hit me!
273
00:13:57,858 --> 00:13:59,755
By the way, I recently spoke with Sarah.
274
00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:00,755
Oh, is she finished?
275
00:14:00,780 --> 00:14:03,056
You know, I heard a vibrating sound.
276
00:14:03,081 --> 00:14:04,034
So it's possible.
277
00:14:04,059 --> 00:14:06,398
No, I mean, I finished work,
to come to Woodsville?
278
00:14:06,423 --> 00:14:07,598
Oh, I forgot to ask.
279
00:14:07,623 --> 00:14:09,311
Hey Jimbo! I throw it long!
280
00:14:09,336 --> 00:14:10,623
Yes, yes! I'm catching, I'm catching!
281
00:14:12,081 --> 00:14:13,414
Class!
282
00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:15,767
Will you throw me your long...?
283
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,842
I don't think now is the time.
284
00:14:17,867 --> 00:14:19,376
Everyone knows what happens to teenagers
285
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:21,315
who make love
while the killer is still at large.
286
00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:22,848
Brad is right, guys.
287
00:14:22,873 --> 00:14:25,673
Ghostface is back.
You need to be prepared.
288
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,462
Pepper spray - yes.
289
00:14:28,032 --> 00:14:29,883
Shocker - yes.
290
00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:32,594
Butt plug - eat twice.
291
00:14:33,056 --> 00:14:34,456
Damn it!
292
00:14:34,481 --> 00:14:36,324
Do you carry this thing with you?
293
00:14:36,349 --> 00:14:37,950
It's easy to hide.
294
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,312
In the ass.
295
00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:44,921
Impressive.
296
00:14:54,674 --> 00:14:58,319
What's up, people? I'm back!
297
00:14:59,892 --> 00:15:00,908
It's finally a blast.
298
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,675
- How are you, uncle?
- "Uncle"?
299
00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:05,858
I'm sick of your slang
alpha zoomer niggas
300
00:15:05,883 --> 00:15:08,218
with these “uncle” and “aunt”.
301
00:15:08,243 --> 00:15:10,443
Gaslighting, glazing and glamping.
302
00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:12,494
Especially for mine
make a generation grow old.
303
00:15:12,519 --> 00:15:14,082
I'm not your fucking uncle, nigga!
304
00:15:14,107 --> 00:15:18,241
Little one, you are our mother's brother,
so technically you're our uncle.
305
00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,152
Guilty.
306
00:15:21,189 --> 00:15:23,675
How did you get hired as a teacher?
307
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:25,855
A teacher? Nah, nigga.
308
00:15:26,215 --> 00:15:27,397
I'm a student.
309
00:15:27,422 --> 00:15:30,319
Proud before you
a high school student for 25 years.
310
00:15:32,089 --> 00:15:34,899
By the way, nigga, you were with me
on sex education.
311
00:15:35,082 --> 00:15:39,430
Damn, you're so damn smart.
You know a lot about penises.
312
00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:42,672
You should be this... veterinarian.
313
00:15:42,832 --> 00:15:43,899
But for members.
314
00:15:44,997 --> 00:15:46,605
When will you finally graduate?
315
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:49,249
When will we make a sequel for me too?
I'll have to go with you niggas
316
00:15:49,274 --> 00:15:50,589
to college for a salary.
317
00:15:50,614 --> 00:15:52,308
People, Tuesday has woken up.
318
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:54,743
Cool, Tuesday!
What the fuck, Tuesday?
319
00:15:54,768 --> 00:15:57,093
Okay, we need to go to the hospital.
Will you go home by bus?
320
00:15:57,118 --> 00:15:58,715
No, on PM.
321
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,328
Private jet?
322
00:16:00,353 --> 00:16:01,505
Yes. Jealous?
323
00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:05,484
Man, you smoke schmaltz all day long,
you play games and stream.
324
00:16:05,509 --> 00:16:07,239
You get money
literally doing nothing.
325
00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:10,398
That's it. All heavy
I leave the work to the old people.
326
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,287
It's finally a blast!
327
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,801
Still the same Small.
328
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,411
So, check your crypto wallet...
329
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:19,438
Damn, I'm plus
three million dollars!
330
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,031
Damn, now I have
minus five million.
331
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,321
It's just crazy.
332
00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:43,900
{\an8}WOOKWATT
333
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:53,004
♪ Let it shine ♪
334
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:56,464
♪ My little light ♪
335
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,055
♪ Let it shine ♪
336
00:17:00,408 --> 00:17:01,310
Ray!
337
00:17:01,335 --> 00:17:03,278
Sister Brenda, it's okay.
338
00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:05,797
Yes, you have heard the call of sin.
339
00:17:05,822 --> 00:17:09,552
But the Lord called us to point out
for people like you, the path is righteous.
340
00:17:09,919 --> 00:17:12,647
End this sin, son!
Let's get this over with.
341
00:17:13,092 --> 00:17:14,511
Cum with us.
342
00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:17,358
Lord sees you cum.
So end honestly.
343
00:17:17,383 --> 00:17:21,506
You have to cum
like never before.
344
00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:23,670
End for the Father, end for the Son.
345
00:17:23,695 --> 00:17:26,083
I'll take your hand and we'll cum together.
346
00:17:26,108 --> 00:17:27,471
- God is good!
- Yes, brother.
347
00:17:28,513 --> 00:17:29,380
Thank you, Jesus.
348
00:17:29,405 --> 00:17:30,713
Amen.
349
00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:31,474
Hallelujah.
350
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,675
Like this.
351
00:17:33,517 --> 00:17:37,691
In the name of the Lord,
let go, Ray! Let go!
352
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:39,329
Nigga!
353
00:17:40,046 --> 00:17:41,043
Guilty.
354
00:17:41,687 --> 00:17:42,822
For the last time.
355
00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:49,577
Let's welcome a new member
our congeigation.
356
00:17:50,088 --> 00:17:52,888
Tell us about yours
feelings, brother. Here you go.
357
00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:59,669
I'm not gay anymore.
358
00:18:03,069 --> 00:18:04,045
Yes, brother!
359
00:18:04,070 --> 00:18:05,831
I'm not gay anymore!
360
00:18:06,789 --> 00:18:08,612
I'm not gay anymore!
361
00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:10,144
He's not gay anymore.
362
00:18:10,169 --> 00:18:11,784
I'm freed!
363
00:18:12,598 --> 00:18:14,546
I won't do it anymore
meet men!
364
00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:18,585
Even if they're damn sexy
with big breasts and erect nipples!
365
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:20,051
Oh yes, you still have
there is a secret left.
366
00:18:20,076 --> 00:18:23,610
I won't wear it anymore
handbags, apply makeup
367
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,098
and walk in high heels.
368
00:18:25,123 --> 00:18:25,921
What?
369
00:18:25,946 --> 00:18:29,230
With red sole.
With a cute little strap on the side.
370
00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:30,586
These are my shoes.
371
00:18:30,611 --> 00:18:34,669
I won't be on Grindr anymore.
and swipe right on black men,
372
00:18:34,694 --> 00:18:38,426
white men, Asian men.
373
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:42,062
-Have you been on Grindr?
- I will no longer fly to the Philippines
374
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,707
for the sake of transvestites.
375
00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:46,952
To Phuket. On Koh Samui.
Back to Phuket.
376
00:18:46,977 --> 00:18:49,338
Then to Vietnam to take a look,
Is there anything cheaper there?
377
00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:51,716
I thought it was for
our anniversary, Ray!
378
00:18:51,741 --> 00:18:53,581
This nigga got a lot of miles, I guess.
379
00:18:53,606 --> 00:18:56,226
I won't stand in front of the mirror naked anymore
380
00:18:56,251 --> 00:18:58,096
holding his penis between his legs...
381
00:18:58,673 --> 00:19:00,936
and dancing like a man
from The Silence of the Lambs.
382
00:19:00,961 --> 00:19:03,314
“It puts lotion in the basket, honey.”
383
00:19:03,339 --> 00:19:05,946
I'm a different person!
I'm free!
384
00:19:05,971 --> 00:19:07,791
- Crap.
- I will!
385
00:19:07,816 --> 00:19:09,326
I said I will!
386
00:19:09,351 --> 00:19:12,186
I will love a woman!
387
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:15,251
Women, women, women!
388
00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:16,730
You can safely change “wives” to “husband”.
389
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,210
Women, women, women!
390
00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:20,416
Men, men, men.
391
00:19:20,441 --> 00:19:21,086
Women...
392
00:19:25,812 --> 00:19:27,847
No, no. No, no, Ray. No no.
393
00:19:35,855 --> 00:19:38,444
Wow, nigga.
394
00:19:40,567 --> 00:19:42,169
Are you spitting on him!?
395
00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:44,390
I'm freed!
396
00:19:57,409 --> 00:19:58,596
I'm freed!
397
00:20:13,357 --> 00:20:15,939
Tuesday, Tuesday.
398
00:20:17,223 --> 00:20:18,718
Oh my god.
399
00:20:18,743 --> 00:20:20,498
Her whole face is twisted.
400
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,224
Oh my God, there are also moans.
401
00:20:26,078 --> 00:20:27,843
{\an8}PEE-PEE
402
00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:30,182
I spent an hour trying to do this.
403
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,397
How are you feeling, Tews?
404
00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:35,282
Hey, what do they give you for pain? This...
405
00:20:35,307 --> 00:20:37,219
Is it morphine or...
406
00:20:37,244 --> 00:20:39,685
- Bitch.
- Let's see.
407
00:20:41,364 --> 00:20:43,433
Oh yes!
408
00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:46,461
Oh, that's cool, cool.
409
00:20:46,486 --> 00:20:49,698
From this shit Britney Spears
I want to strip down to my panties,
410
00:20:49,723 --> 00:20:52,260
start dancing and juggling knives.
411
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,723
Sarah, who is this Jeffrey Dahmer?
412
00:20:55,748 --> 00:20:57,914
This is my boyfriend, Jack.
413
00:20:57,939 --> 00:20:59,825
I'm very glad to meet you.
414
00:21:00,108 --> 00:21:01,785
Sounds more like Ted Bundy to me.
415
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,381
But that's none of my business.
416
00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:08,751
This little stabbed bitch needs some rest.
417
00:21:08,776 --> 00:21:10,651
So get the fuck out of here!
418
00:21:10,676 --> 00:21:11,878
Okay, ma'am.
419
00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:14,935
Don't, Sarah.
420
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,892
For what? What have I done!?
421
00:21:17,755 --> 00:21:19,125
I'm very scared.
422
00:21:20,126 --> 00:21:23,331
Oh, Tews, that's right.
423
00:21:23,676 --> 00:21:26,476
You were stabbed nine times.
424
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,654
And the killer knows where you live.
425
00:21:28,679 --> 00:21:31,508
I would invite you
stay with me, but...
426
00:21:31,533 --> 00:21:34,096
I don’t want him to come close to me either.
427
00:21:34,121 --> 00:21:37,645
Who knows, maybe
Is he standing right outside this door?
428
00:21:43,425 --> 00:21:45,003
This is reassuring, Sarah.
429
00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:46,855
I thought I was going to die.
430
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,622
I know, me too!
431
00:21:49,064 --> 00:21:50,698
I planned the funeral.
432
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:54,381
- What the fuck?
- I wrote your obituary.
433
00:21:54,406 --> 00:21:55,941
Rather ChatGPT wrote.
434
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,562
But you're still alive.
435
00:21:57,587 --> 00:22:00,112
And I won't let anyone hurt you.
436
00:22:01,512 --> 00:22:04,190
Oh, yummy! Ice chips!
437
00:22:04,215 --> 00:22:05,240
God!
438
00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:07,387
Get off me!
439
00:22:09,352 --> 00:22:10,320
Help!
440
00:22:10,345 --> 00:22:12,567
This white girl won't die on my watch!
441
00:22:12,592 --> 00:22:14,123
I was hired for inclusion!
442
00:22:14,148 --> 00:22:16,663
My God, my God!
A second ago everything was fine with her!
443
00:22:16,688 --> 00:22:18,285
No! No! No, I'm fine! I'm fine!
444
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:18,999
Discharge!
445
00:22:20,044 --> 00:22:21,154
Again!
446
00:22:21,179 --> 00:22:23,444
Come on, white bitch, let me
I need this job! Discharge!
447
00:22:23,772 --> 00:22:25,733
- It doesn't work!
- Discharge!
448
00:22:25,758 --> 00:22:27,358
We are losing her!
449
00:22:28,007 --> 00:22:29,158
Stronger!
450
00:22:33,566 --> 00:22:34,669
Oh my god.
451
00:22:34,961 --> 00:22:38,933
Looks like all that's left to do is express my condolences,
pray and eat pork cracklings.
452
00:22:39,521 --> 00:22:40,519
Lord God.
453
00:22:40,544 --> 00:22:42,860
Sister Ratchett
listen, look!
454
00:22:42,885 --> 00:22:45,430
The Wire is peak, baby.
My favorite serik.
455
00:22:45,455 --> 00:22:49,536
From drugs and Idris Elba
My Matilda is immediately undermined!
456
00:22:49,561 --> 00:22:53,459
Lord God, please
take this white bitch...
457
00:22:55,289 --> 00:22:57,558
The ways of the Lord are mysterious.
458
00:22:58,407 --> 00:22:59,675
I'll go on a break.
459
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,279
Oh, Tews.
460
00:23:01,304 --> 00:23:05,194
I won't let anyone hurt you... again.
461
00:23:09,945 --> 00:23:11,209
Sorry!
462
00:23:13,455 --> 00:23:15,055
{\an8}TROUBLES WITH MOTHER
463
00:23:22,426 --> 00:23:23,560
Hello?
464
00:23:23,585 --> 00:23:25,461
Hi, Sarah.
465
00:23:26,262 --> 00:23:27,430
Who is this?
466
00:23:27,455 --> 00:23:31,169
The one who knows your secret.
467
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,029
No, no! I swear it's
It was not a Nazi ridge!
468
00:23:34,054 --> 00:23:37,793
Clear? I became prom queen
and... I gave my heart to the crowd!
469
00:23:37,818 --> 00:23:42,608
No, I'm talking about your family secret.
470
00:23:43,392 --> 00:23:46,742
Oh, you're a bastard who hurt my sister.
471
00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:49,441
Well, I had to
so that you come back here.
472
00:23:49,466 --> 00:23:53,645
Listen, if you need me,
so come and get it!
473
00:23:53,670 --> 00:23:55,119
With pleasure!
474
00:23:59,809 --> 00:24:00,956
Help!
475
00:24:01,409 --> 00:24:03,459
Someone help!
476
00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:06,054
Please, someone!
477
00:24:06,869 --> 00:24:07,965
Bitch!
478
00:24:08,729 --> 00:24:10,543
This is the rest room.
479
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,330
We are resting.
480
00:24:12,355 --> 00:24:13,923
- Really.
- Oh God.
481
00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:21,396
Get it!
482
00:24:25,554 --> 00:24:27,107
Please save me!
483
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,867
I've been saving people here all day!
484
00:24:29,892 --> 00:24:31,469
So figure it out yourself.
485
00:24:31,494 --> 00:24:36,765
I'll be here to eat mine
falafel and pork cracklings.
486
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:38,535
Am I your mother, or what?
487
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,944
- Come on!
- Rest is over.
488
00:24:49,604 --> 00:24:50,893
You're welcome.
489
00:24:53,893 --> 00:24:57,294
You really feel like something
hit. Metallic.
490
00:24:57,319 --> 00:24:59,214
I told you I fell.
491
00:24:59,239 --> 00:25:03,137
-Where exactly are we going?
- To an expert.
492
00:25:15,565 --> 00:25:16,533
Go away!
493
00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:18,465
Sorry to bother you. We're just...
494
00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:20,090
We want to ask a couple of questions.
495
00:25:20,801 --> 00:25:23,570
Give me at least one
reason to talk to you.
496
00:25:23,595 --> 00:25:24,591
I'm white.
497
00:25:24,616 --> 00:25:28,186
- How much?
- White, like Candace Owens.
498
00:25:29,601 --> 00:25:30,709
Two meters!
499
00:25:30,734 --> 00:25:33,657
When you said "expert"
I was thinking, like Neil deGrasse Tyson or...
500
00:25:33,682 --> 00:25:34,635
Shut up.
501
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:36,142
I'm Sarah Campbell.
502
00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,542
- I was attacked yesterday.
- You should leave.
503
00:25:38,567 --> 00:25:41,583
I don't want to get stabbed.
And I don't want to catch COVID, okay?
504
00:25:41,608 --> 00:25:43,949
- Please, just two minutes and that’s it.
- Let's go.
505
00:25:43,974 --> 00:25:45,356
No. No.
506
00:25:45,381 --> 00:25:46,882
I'll give you eight minutes.
507
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,183
And one more thing.
508
00:25:50,708 --> 00:25:52,428
I'll give you a COVID test.
509
00:25:56,713 --> 00:25:58,081
You seem to be normal.
510
00:25:58,352 --> 00:26:00,269
When the “agenda”
became a “day on the agenda”?
511
00:26:00,294 --> 00:26:03,437
We already have Black Friday,
and then what? Mulatto Monday?
512
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,205
Yellow Thursday?
513
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,472
Latin Tuesday? Give it up.
514
00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:11,804
I'll probably remove this.
515
00:26:12,185 --> 00:26:13,115
Sorry.
516
00:26:15,228 --> 00:26:17,228
Oh, you have a cat.
517
00:26:17,829 --> 00:26:19,207
I don't have a cat.
518
00:26:22,438 --> 00:26:24,082
Gail has cats.
519
00:26:24,107 --> 00:26:25,993
- She has good cats.
- Oh no.
520
00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:27,579
Such a good pussy.
521
00:26:27,604 --> 00:26:29,629
But sometimes it stinks a little.
522
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,649
COVID tests are ready.
523
00:26:32,780 --> 00:26:34,248
Yeah. You are healthy.
524
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,896
You're Cindy's daughter, right?
525
00:26:37,921 --> 00:26:39,251
- Yes.
- Yeah.
526
00:26:39,276 --> 00:26:42,769
- I don’t know him!
- This is Jack, my beloved.
527
00:26:42,794 --> 00:26:44,787
No! No, no, no.
528
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,851
Correct number one
horror survival -
529
00:26:47,876 --> 00:26:50,281
"Never trust your lover."
530
00:26:50,306 --> 00:26:51,310
Look at him!
531
00:26:52,137 --> 00:26:55,858
His eye is squinting in the other direction,
532
00:26:55,883 --> 00:26:58,617
and saliva flows like a psychopath.
533
00:26:58,642 --> 00:27:00,618
He has a stump instead of a leg.
534
00:27:00,643 --> 00:27:03,048
And this makes the gait strange and creepy.
535
00:27:03,073 --> 00:27:06,150
- I don't have a stump.
- And that one over there definitely has it.
536
00:27:06,175 --> 00:27:08,707
Ah, I look at myself.
537
00:27:09,551 --> 00:27:11,630
Detective Dufi.
538
00:27:11,655 --> 00:27:12,852
Retired.
539
00:27:12,877 --> 00:27:15,749
Listen, Doofy,
you could help us a lot.
540
00:27:15,774 --> 00:27:18,342
No. I can't go back to this life.
541
00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,944
Besides, we're in the middle
global pandemic!
542
00:27:20,969 --> 00:27:24,976
Okay, I don't want to upset you,
but COVID ended four years ago.
543
00:27:25,598 --> 00:27:26,810
Is it true?
544
00:27:26,835 --> 00:27:28,203
- Yes.
- Yes.
545
00:27:30,426 --> 00:27:31,993
Crap!
546
00:27:32,373 --> 00:27:34,944
And what should I do
with this canned meat?
547
00:27:36,866 --> 00:27:39,510
Get out! I don't want to
for Ghostface to find me.
548
00:27:39,535 --> 00:27:40,970
And don't come back!
549
00:27:44,751 --> 00:27:47,506
WOODSVILLE
GOUSTFACE'S BIRTHPLACE
DUMB TEENAGERS DIED:
550
00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,274
That's the sound of the police.
551
00:28:00,296 --> 00:28:03,239
Detective Dufi
ready for service.
552
00:28:03,616 --> 00:28:06,746
Okay, but what is he
washed, doesn't mean...
553
00:28:06,771 --> 00:28:09,956
No, I didn't wash
but just took water from his mouth and...
554
00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:12,191
- Do you want too?
- No, thank you!
555
00:28:12,216 --> 00:28:14,264
- OK. Yes, go ahead.
- Let's go, Doofy.
556
00:28:14,289 --> 00:28:16,949
- Be careful on the stairs.
- Okay, be careful.
557
00:28:35,828 --> 00:28:37,583
Brain frozen!
558
00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:55,392
Sarah, your Ghetto mother is coming
or can we start talking about the plot?
559
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,044
Hello.
560
00:29:00,509 --> 00:29:01,643
Have you arrived?
561
00:29:01,668 --> 00:29:03,584
It's been 15 years since I had an orgasm
I didn’t get it, honey.
562
00:29:03,609 --> 00:29:08,250
But I bought this new rose
so there is still hope.
563
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,048
SMALL MIX
MEMORABLE HOME CINEMA
564
00:29:14,708 --> 00:29:16,816
Oh my old friend!
565
00:29:16,841 --> 00:29:19,098
You taught me to dance.
566
00:29:19,123 --> 00:29:22,086
Get high until you get high.
567
00:29:22,111 --> 00:29:24,386
Nigga, I'm behind you.
568
00:29:24,411 --> 00:29:25,211
Small!
569
00:29:25,236 --> 00:29:26,644
How are you, Cindy?
570
00:29:26,669 --> 00:29:28,812
How are you My nigga.
571
00:29:29,659 --> 00:29:31,326
- It's time to fly away!
- It's time to fly away!
572
00:29:32,374 --> 00:29:34,898
Cool hairstyle. You're right...
573
00:29:34,923 --> 00:29:36,520
Mickey Rourke from The Wrestler.
574
00:29:36,545 --> 00:29:37,359
Yeah.
575
00:29:37,741 --> 00:29:39,820
I can't believe it
that you thought I was dead.
576
00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:44,934
Well, considering the cancer from weed,
love for McDuck and racist cops,
577
00:29:44,959 --> 00:29:46,759
I didn't think you had a chance.
578
00:29:46,784 --> 00:29:48,536
Yes, a terrible combination.
579
00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:52,151
- Hello, Cindy.
- Don't smile at me!
580
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,131
Crap! WorldStar!
581
00:29:56,156 --> 00:29:58,384
WorldStar! WorldStar!
582
00:29:58,409 --> 00:30:00,794
Hey, he's retarded!
583
00:30:00,819 --> 00:30:02,839
It's at first sight
understandably, a drunken, pale-faced woman.
584
00:30:02,864 --> 00:30:03,828
Hey, hey, hey!
585
00:30:03,853 --> 00:30:05,625
Don't call that white bitch paleface.
586
00:30:05,650 --> 00:30:06,848
Show some respect.
587
00:30:06,873 --> 00:30:09,846
I see people smiling all the time.
588
00:30:09,871 --> 00:30:13,952
I'm not very pretty, so
This is probably some kind of curse.
589
00:30:13,977 --> 00:30:15,530
- She's high.
- Hi all!
590
00:30:15,555 --> 00:30:16,764
Look what I have.
591
00:30:16,789 --> 00:30:21,209
Homemade jellies on clean
alcohol and with the addition of GHB.
592
00:30:21,234 --> 00:30:25,129
So now everyone knows what they're drinking
and not like last time, for which I apologize.
593
00:30:25,154 --> 00:30:27,041
- Take it.
- I like to mix it myself.
594
00:30:27,918 --> 00:30:28,886
- No, Ma. No, mom.
- Right, baby?
595
00:30:29,019 --> 00:30:30,020
Hello Brenda.
596
00:30:30,154 --> 00:30:32,222
Please don't call me
by official name.
597
00:30:32,357 --> 00:30:34,158
Call me Ma.
598
00:30:35,192 --> 00:30:36,446
Cindy!
599
00:30:36,471 --> 00:30:37,939
Oh my God!
600
00:30:38,722 --> 00:30:39,622
You dropped the tray.
601
00:30:39,690 --> 00:30:42,968
Oh my God, Cindy,
I haven't seen you for ages!
602
00:30:43,325 --> 00:30:45,890
God, just look!
Hasn't changed a bit.
603
00:30:45,915 --> 00:30:47,734
Except for crow's feet.
604
00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:49,712
And your hair is dry.
605
00:30:49,737 --> 00:30:52,674
Oh, and your tits are so saggy.
606
00:30:52,699 --> 00:30:55,546
Well, besides this,
you haven't changed at all.
607
00:30:55,571 --> 00:30:57,263
What were you doing?
608
00:30:57,288 --> 00:31:01,114
Well, you know, I was hammering on the kids.
and was preparing to kill Ghostface,
609
00:31:01,139 --> 00:31:02,554
in case he comes back.
610
00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:04,377
And you?
611
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:06,933
Well, for the most part
got high school students drunk
612
00:31:06,958 --> 00:31:09,586
in a desperate attempt to stay
young and do not let the children leave the house.
613
00:31:09,611 --> 00:31:11,127
I always knew that you
you will be a good mother.
614
00:31:11,152 --> 00:31:12,839
Oh Cindy!
615
00:31:12,864 --> 00:31:15,031
- Shall we hug?
- Oh, I really want to.
616
00:31:15,056 --> 00:31:17,782
But I'm a Republican now
so she must be racist.
617
00:31:17,807 --> 00:31:20,469
Oh, friend, I already have everyone
I think white people are racist.
618
00:31:20,494 --> 00:31:21,796
- Come here.
- OK.
619
00:31:24,241 --> 00:31:26,938
- Would you like a drink?
- Yes, yes, of course.
620
00:31:26,963 --> 00:31:32,132
You know, Ma, it would be cool here,
if you had a beer pong table there.
621
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:33,510
Or a rack of goodies.
622
00:31:33,535 --> 00:31:34,502
What do you know about cool?
623
00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:37,773
I'm your age
drank with Puffy, Puff Daddy,
624
00:31:37,798 --> 00:31:39,307
P. Diddy, Diddy.
625
00:31:39,376 --> 00:31:40,643
With all the Seans.
626
00:31:41,547 --> 00:31:42,396
It hasn't aged well.
627
00:31:42,421 --> 00:31:44,560
Your mom was the blackest
at white parties.
628
00:31:45,491 --> 00:31:46,352
It's finally a blast!
629
00:31:46,377 --> 00:31:47,993
Do you want to see something cool?
630
00:31:48,018 --> 00:31:49,503
I'll show you something cool.
631
00:31:56,959 --> 00:31:58,217
Damn, this is cool.
632
00:31:58,242 --> 00:31:59,578
Brenda, what are you doing?
633
00:31:59,603 --> 00:32:00,177
What?
634
00:32:00,202 --> 00:32:02,598
You don't have to hold it the same way. Here.
635
00:32:02,623 --> 00:32:04,423
Oh yes.
636
00:32:04,448 --> 00:32:07,064
I don't understand why you're all so upset.
637
00:32:07,089 --> 00:32:08,378
The gun isn't even loaded.
638
00:32:08,889 --> 00:32:09,756
Crap!
639
00:32:10,489 --> 00:32:11,722
Damn it!
640
00:32:12,579 --> 00:32:14,541
Oops. I did it again.
641
00:32:17,094 --> 00:32:19,381
I always forget about
the last one in the drum.
642
00:32:19,406 --> 00:32:21,591
- Help me remove the body.
- Yes, sure.
643
00:32:21,616 --> 00:32:23,058
This is fun.
644
00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:25,295
So what are you planning next?
645
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,881
I want to fly to Cabo.
646
00:32:26,906 --> 00:32:28,687
Oh, I love Cabo!
647
00:32:28,712 --> 00:32:29,902
You know what?
648
00:32:29,927 --> 00:32:32,766
I hid cocaine in my cave
and flew there constantly.
649
00:32:32,791 --> 00:32:34,701
- That's because you're very smart.
- Yes.
650
00:32:38,378 --> 00:32:40,378
{\an8}RANDOM WHITE
TEENAGE FROM THE EXTRAS
651
00:32:43,614 --> 00:32:46,031
Okay. Let's get back to the plot.
652
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:48,146
I'm looking at you, Ted Bundy Jr.
653
00:32:48,171 --> 00:32:49,557
You look like a school shooter.
654
00:32:49,582 --> 00:32:50,836
I think you're a murderer.
655
00:32:50,861 --> 00:32:51,700
- I?
- Yes.
656
00:32:51,725 --> 00:32:53,895
Okay, what about
Commissioner Doofy?
657
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,542
I have no motive. What is my motive?
658
00:32:56,830 --> 00:32:58,863
You were the killer in the first film.
659
00:32:58,888 --> 00:33:01,698
- Why aren't you in prison?
- I was pardoned.
660
00:33:01,723 --> 00:33:05,179
In particular due to the seizure of the Capitol.
661
00:33:05,622 --> 00:33:06,694
I have proof.
662
00:33:06,719 --> 00:33:09,163
It's me. Framed.
663
00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:10,271
Cool hat.
664
00:33:10,296 --> 00:33:12,649
What about Jess?
665
00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:14,091
What about me?
666
00:33:14,116 --> 00:33:17,233
If anyone has problems,
which can lead to murder...
667
00:33:17,258 --> 00:33:18,339
Yes, everything is clear!
668
00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:20,702
Trans shaming is not cool!
669
00:33:20,727 --> 00:33:22,335
- It... He's just a guy.
- Yes.
670
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,701
Just without a strong torso and penis.
671
00:33:25,726 --> 00:33:28,101
Hey, haven't you seen what's down there?
672
00:33:28,126 --> 00:33:29,889
- I saw.
- Hey, hey.
673
00:33:29,914 --> 00:33:33,813
Look, all we know is
that everyone he attacked
674
00:33:33,838 --> 00:33:36,205
associated with the original characters.
675
00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:37,741
He wants to kill children.
676
00:33:38,408 --> 00:33:41,046
He's doing a rebootquel!
677
00:33:41,621 --> 00:33:44,421
- What?
- It's like a reboot and a sequel.
678
00:33:44,446 --> 00:33:47,148
Mixes old characters and new ones
679
00:33:47,173 --> 00:33:51,564
in an attempt to feed it to the fans
nostalgia and lure them to the cinema.
680
00:33:51,589 --> 00:33:53,636
Like last year's "I know"
what did you do last summer?
681
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:58,152
- Is there such a film?
- What did I do last summer?
682
00:33:58,177 --> 00:34:00,605
You're probably talking about
“This summer I became beautiful.”
683
00:34:00,630 --> 00:34:02,999
- Yes.
- Ray, when did you arrive?
684
00:34:03,024 --> 00:34:03,846
Oh, I've been here the whole time.
685
00:34:03,871 --> 00:34:05,068
I just stood outside the men's room.
686
00:34:06,372 --> 00:34:07,440
My room?
687
00:34:07,465 --> 00:34:08,818
Okay, that's all it means
688
00:34:08,843 --> 00:34:12,320
that our killer is writing his version
"A very scary movie."
689
00:34:12,345 --> 00:34:17,097
Yes, and according to the rules
fuck-quelov, who's the killer?
690
00:34:18,437 --> 00:34:20,539
In my opinion, everything is obvious.
691
00:34:23,162 --> 00:34:24,263
Who?
692
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:26,641
- You bitch.
- I?
693
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,552
People, I'm not a killer.
694
00:34:28,577 --> 00:34:31,423
Ghostface attacked Tews,
to lure me here.
695
00:34:31,448 --> 00:34:34,882
I think he attacked Tuesday
to lure you here
696
00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:37,171
to lure me here.
697
00:34:37,196 --> 00:34:39,382
He wants to kill the original Persians.
698
00:34:39,407 --> 00:34:40,683
This is flex.
699
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:41,861
Yes, that sounds more logical.
700
00:34:41,886 --> 00:34:43,661
Oh, fuck you!
701
00:34:43,686 --> 00:34:45,976
Fuck you too, mother!
702
00:34:46,411 --> 00:34:48,031
Your mother?
703
00:34:48,056 --> 00:34:51,620
Hey! Don't insult me!
704
00:34:51,645 --> 00:34:53,264
And call me mom!
705
00:34:53,289 --> 00:34:54,359
Or mommy.
706
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,445
Or whatever is more convenient for you.
707
00:34:58,674 --> 00:35:01,577
All posts: suspect
still at large.
708
00:35:01,602 --> 00:35:04,840
Black cloak, white mask, huge knife.
709
00:35:08,558 --> 00:35:11,914
{\an8}I KNOW!
710
00:35:17,258 --> 00:35:20,114
- Speak.
- Hello, Sheriff.
711
00:35:20,139 --> 00:35:21,598
Agent Underwood?
712
00:35:21,623 --> 00:35:23,598
I'll give you a hint.
713
00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:25,932
What is your favorite horror movie?
714
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:28,043
Well, I think Saltburn.
715
00:35:28,068 --> 00:35:30,979
That Englishman's dick
was really scary.
716
00:35:31,004 --> 00:35:33,179
Ken Jeong's sprout from
"Bachelor Party in Vegas"
717
00:35:33,204 --> 00:35:36,115
conveyed much more accurately
male anatomy.
718
00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:37,848
So what do you want, cumface?
719
00:35:37,873 --> 00:35:41,259
I'm just calling to tell you,
that when you get home,
720
00:35:41,284 --> 00:35:43,200
I'll gut your baby!
721
00:35:43,923 --> 00:35:46,859
Hey asshole, she's a boy!
722
00:35:55,890 --> 00:35:57,057
Jess!
723
00:36:12,394 --> 00:36:13,997
Isn't this what you're looking for?
724
00:36:14,874 --> 00:36:16,509
Let me help.
725
00:36:16,931 --> 00:36:19,517
I have your pussy.
726
00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:21,452
Write-write-write-write.
727
00:36:30,419 --> 00:36:32,152
OK. Ready.
728
00:36:32,704 --> 00:36:34,124
What do you want, cumface?
729
00:36:34,149 --> 00:36:37,764
I look like the father is like... the son?
730
00:36:38,533 --> 00:36:40,661
I take it you're home alone?
731
00:36:40,686 --> 00:36:42,261
Well, my father isn't home,
732
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:47,105
but the pool cleaner, the gardener
and the plumber is here, asshole.
733
00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:48,732
Look out the window.
734
00:36:52,571 --> 00:36:53,257
ICE!
735
00:36:53,282 --> 00:36:56,505
No! But they are the main one
America's workforce!
736
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:59,013
And I'm too white for these jobs.
737
00:36:59,038 --> 00:37:00,724
Let's get down to business.
738
00:37:00,749 --> 00:37:02,870
I'll ask you one question.
739
00:37:02,895 --> 00:37:05,743
If you answer correctly, you will live.
740
00:37:05,768 --> 00:37:09,532
Who was the killer in
"A Very Scary Movie"?
741
00:37:09,557 --> 00:37:12,982
Oh, that's easy.
It's Bobby and gay Ray
742
00:37:13,007 --> 00:37:16,055
a man who definitely was
for the men, although he claimed the opposite.
743
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,268
Classic homophobia of the 2000s.
744
00:37:18,293 --> 00:37:19,512
But I made you, bitch.
745
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:22,646
Wrong! You forgot about
Detective Doofy!
746
00:37:22,671 --> 00:37:24,877
Now you will die.
747
00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:29,715
{\an8}ENTRANCE DOOR
OPEN
748
00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:31,137
{\an8}ENTRANCE DOOR
LOCKED ON DREADLOCKS
749
00:37:32,943 --> 00:37:34,679
Bitch!
750
00:37:36,218 --> 00:37:38,393
You should open it.
751
00:37:38,418 --> 00:37:41,579
I see how you're trying
steal my package.
752
00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:44,312
Damn it!
753
00:37:45,621 --> 00:37:46,840
It was easy.
754
00:37:50,859 --> 00:37:53,077
Who ordered the steaks? This is GoPuff
755
00:37:55,655 --> 00:37:57,613
- Wait a minute.
- Be careful!
756
00:37:57,638 --> 00:37:59,341
Otherwise you will let a murderer into the house!
757
00:38:00,498 --> 00:38:04,018
Now you will
identify yourself as a corpse!
758
00:38:07,296 --> 00:38:08,430
You...
759
00:38:08,610 --> 00:38:11,685
you cut like... a girl.
760
00:38:18,731 --> 00:38:21,339
Come on, dance the ghostface shuffle!
761
00:38:21,364 --> 00:38:23,961
Try the set
Ghostface Kila collections.
762
00:38:23,986 --> 00:38:26,424
I am Kiki West, especially for
"OnlyFans Breaking News."
763
00:38:26,449 --> 00:38:28,402
"Breaking news"?
More like “Blowjob News.”
764
00:38:28,427 --> 00:38:30,050
You don't even have an operator!
765
00:38:30,311 --> 00:38:31,698
My equipment!
766
00:38:33,069 --> 00:38:34,237
Sorry.
767
00:38:35,795 --> 00:38:37,030
Oh my god. You...
768
00:38:37,055 --> 00:38:38,493
Yes, yes.
769
00:38:38,518 --> 00:38:40,293
Three-time Emmy nominee
770
00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,891
for outstanding achievements
in sensational reports.
771
00:38:42,916 --> 00:38:47,173
I meant to say, the girl from Friends
but lower and less Botox.
772
00:38:47,198 --> 00:38:50,141
- Oh, is that what you wanted to say?
- Yes.
773
00:38:50,166 --> 00:38:51,763
You seriously don't know who I am?
774
00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:54,131
- Baby, I'm Gail...
- Gail swallows!
775
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,366
Hello.
776
00:38:55,391 --> 00:38:56,655
Hailstorm. Gail Hay...
777
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,457
Get the fuck out of the way!
778
00:39:03,093 --> 00:39:06,144
- Doofus.
- Hello, Gail.
779
00:39:06,566 --> 00:39:09,414
Wow. You haven't aged a day.
780
00:39:09,439 --> 00:39:12,021
You've aged a million
days. That's a lot. Five...
781
00:39:12,046 --> 00:39:13,653
Your fingers smell like genitals.
782
00:39:13,678 --> 00:39:15,875
What are you doing in
this shameful form?
783
00:39:15,900 --> 00:39:19,656
I-I'm back to business.
Yes, I will catch Ghostface.
784
00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:20,992
Well...
785
00:39:21,017 --> 00:39:23,718
tell me
Detective Dufi...
786
00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:29,578
Are there any suspects in this tragic,
but a very predictable murder?
787
00:39:29,603 --> 00:39:31,267
M-I can't talk.
788
00:39:31,292 --> 00:39:33,721
- No, no, no.
- Yes, you can. As much as possible.
789
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,234
No... Yes...
790
00:39:35,798 --> 00:39:36,765
You can tell me.
791
00:39:36,790 --> 00:39:38,021
Oh my gods.
792
00:39:38,046 --> 00:39:39,314
What the f...
793
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:44,631
Do you remember how you sucked
for secret information?
794
00:39:44,656 --> 00:39:48,175
I'm not sucking off anyone anymore, okay?
After MeToo, no.
795
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,864
Okay, sorry.
796
00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:52,479
I can jerk off, but for
good information.
797
00:39:52,504 --> 00:39:55,034
Okay, I'll jerk off. Let's go, let's go.
798
00:40:06,724 --> 00:40:07,686
What...
799
00:40:16,826 --> 00:40:18,673
I'll catch up! Uncle Ray-Ray
will catch up with you!
800
00:40:18,698 --> 00:40:21,343
- Ray?
- You're wearing my outfit, you bastard!
801
00:40:24,446 --> 00:40:26,683
Maybe the weed isn't
should be legal?
802
00:40:29,242 --> 00:40:30,877
Fuck it, as it should!
803
00:40:41,265 --> 00:40:42,933
Hello, Small.
804
00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:46,779
You know
that smoking is harmful.
805
00:40:46,804 --> 00:40:48,750
Actually, it's even useful.
806
00:40:48,775 --> 00:40:51,475
There are vitamins T, G and K.
807
00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:53,469
K, B and D.
808
00:40:53,818 --> 00:40:55,387
What's the matter, Little One?
809
00:40:55,412 --> 00:40:58,082
You're kind of... twitchy.
810
00:40:58,107 --> 00:41:03,330
Maybe because he's a serial killer
wearing a mask and drinking tea in my house?
811
00:41:03,355 --> 00:41:04,997
Little one, you're my nigga.
812
00:41:05,022 --> 00:41:07,623
That is, friend. Please sit down.
813
00:41:07,648 --> 00:41:09,016
OK.
814
00:41:12,129 --> 00:41:14,073
Do you want to quit smoking?
815
00:41:14,098 --> 00:41:16,595
Well, to be honest, I tried.
816
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:19,970
But mommy said:
“I didn’t give birth to throwers!”
817
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:21,847
And I quit throwing.
818
00:41:21,872 --> 00:41:23,685
You can try hypnosis.
819
00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:28,259
Bro, I don't give a damn how many
for an hour you will wave in front of me,
820
00:41:28,284 --> 00:41:29,948
it won't work.
821
00:41:29,973 --> 00:41:31,649
You can't hypnotize me.
822
00:41:31,674 --> 00:41:32,584
Sleep.
823
00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:36,994
Small.
824
00:41:39,423 --> 00:41:40,658
What is it?
825
00:41:40,882 --> 00:41:44,090
Tell me about your mother.
826
00:41:44,739 --> 00:41:45,917
Damn, nigga.
827
00:41:45,942 --> 00:41:47,800
Let's start with something easier, like:
828
00:41:47,825 --> 00:41:49,961
“Did you lick ass or not?”
829
00:41:49,986 --> 00:41:51,654
Answer: yes.
830
00:41:52,158 --> 00:41:55,152
What happened to her, Little One?
831
00:41:57,373 --> 00:41:59,208
She was driving home.
832
00:42:00,066 --> 00:42:02,301
Her car was
parked on the side of the road.
833
00:42:02,613 --> 00:42:04,548
There was someone inside.
834
00:42:05,027 --> 00:42:06,951
And something bad happened there.
835
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:12,897
Why didn't you call anyone?
836
00:42:12,922 --> 00:42:13,932
I couldn't.
837
00:42:13,957 --> 00:42:15,459
I was under arrest.
838
00:42:15,484 --> 00:42:17,069
You were 11.
839
00:42:17,094 --> 00:42:18,845
I started young, nigga.
840
00:42:21,397 --> 00:42:23,289
What do you see?
841
00:42:28,094 --> 00:42:31,197
I see a large fountain of water.
842
00:42:32,721 --> 00:42:34,623
Like a fire hose.
843
00:42:38,815 --> 00:42:41,117
The police said it was (self)murder.
844
00:42:42,163 --> 00:42:43,577
She killed him.
845
00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:47,391
When they opened the car,
his body was simply washed out of there.
846
00:42:50,816 --> 00:42:53,210
Like the green nigga from The Shape of Water.
847
00:42:53,931 --> 00:42:55,541
I just didn't want to accept it.
848
00:42:55,566 --> 00:42:57,898
What did you not want to accept?
849
00:42:58,746 --> 00:43:01,371
That my mom is a squirter!
850
00:43:01,396 --> 00:43:03,382
OK! She was a squirter.
851
00:43:03,407 --> 00:43:05,876
The entire floor of her bedroom was flooded.
852
00:43:05,901 --> 00:43:09,138
- I can't move.
- You're paralyzed.
853
00:43:09,163 --> 00:43:10,765
And now...
854
00:43:11,057 --> 00:43:12,906
Tony in the chair.
855
00:43:12,931 --> 00:43:13,972
Wait, no. Stop!
856
00:43:13,997 --> 00:43:14,950
Tony!
857
00:43:20,123 --> 00:43:22,826
Nigga!
858
00:43:31,279 --> 00:43:36,017
I'm screwed!
859
00:43:37,107 --> 00:43:40,658
No. You're into K-pop.
860
00:43:47,690 --> 00:43:49,918
♪ I lit a joint
Now I'm in the trash ♪
861
00:43:50,651 --> 00:43:52,184
♪ (Fly away really hard) ♪
862
00:43:52,807 --> 00:43:54,191
♪ Started speaking Korean ♪
863
00:43:54,216 --> 00:43:55,235
Oh, it's finally flying away!
864
00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:58,746
♪ It was so carried away that the tower was literally demolished ♪
865
00:43:59,381 --> 00:44:01,959
♪ I can’t feel my face ♪
866
00:44:01,984 --> 00:44:03,175
Nigga, everything's numb.
867
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:06,772
♪ I was problematic
“Black and Mild” smoked ♪
868
00:44:06,797 --> 00:44:07,527
A common occurrence in the area.
869
00:44:07,552 --> 00:44:10,007
♪ And now I'll fuck ♪
870
00:44:10,032 --> 00:44:11,341
♪ Everyone here will be flooded now ♪
871
00:44:11,366 --> 00:44:15,194
♪ We're flying high, break for food ♪
872
00:44:15,219 --> 00:44:18,007
♪ Zhor grabbed ♪ again
873
00:44:18,032 --> 00:44:19,145
Luke Skywalker!
874
00:44:19,170 --> 00:44:23,283
♪ I don't need a reason
Shove the demons deeper ♪
875
00:44:23,308 --> 00:44:27,261
♪ It only burns when I piss ♪
876
00:44:27,286 --> 00:44:30,583
♪ We fly up, up, up
Nigga, let's smoke ♪
877
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:34,511
♪ Now it will definitely click
Let's just smoke harder ♪
878
00:44:35,691 --> 00:44:38,550
♪ Up, up, up
Nigga, let's smoke ♪
879
00:44:38,575 --> 00:44:42,936
♪ Nigga, he's definitely going to kick now
Let's just smoke harder ♪
880
00:44:46,865 --> 00:44:48,635
An awesome hit.
881
00:44:50,413 --> 00:44:51,814
The wildest dream.
882
00:44:52,017 --> 00:44:53,952
I think I flew away worse than Elon Musk.
883
00:44:58,282 --> 00:44:59,838
It's finally flying away.
884
00:45:08,165 --> 00:45:09,533
Tuesday?
885
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,201
Tuesday?
886
00:45:14,338 --> 00:45:15,706
Bobby?
887
00:45:17,718 --> 00:45:19,787
Bobby, what...?
888
00:45:21,277 --> 00:45:23,112
She will die.
889
00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,391
Our daughter, Sarah?
890
00:45:24,416 --> 00:45:25,691
Probably yes.
891
00:45:25,716 --> 00:45:28,595
She's strong, but who
stronger than a knife in the stomach?
892
00:45:28,620 --> 00:45:30,150
I'll die.
893
00:45:30,175 --> 00:45:32,022
Bobby, you're already dead.
894
00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:36,646
This hallucination is a manifestation of my
guilt for being a terrible mom.
895
00:45:36,671 --> 00:45:38,827
Or is it because of the mushrooms,
which I accepted.
896
00:45:40,072 --> 00:45:41,735
You will die!
897
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,635
Bitch, you won't kill me.
898
00:45:50,251 --> 00:45:51,586
You will die!
899
00:45:52,463 --> 00:45:54,709
Stop smiling!
900
00:45:54,734 --> 00:45:56,909
I can't. Botox.
901
00:45:56,934 --> 00:45:57,778
Hey!
902
00:45:58,332 --> 00:46:01,903
This is a psychiatric ward.
Everyone is smiling here.
903
00:46:01,928 --> 00:46:02,634
What?
904
00:46:03,187 --> 00:46:04,105
How...
905
00:46:05,550 --> 00:46:07,718
Can you show me where
intensive care unit?
906
00:46:07,743 --> 00:46:09,452
Is it there or there?
907
00:46:09,477 --> 00:46:11,047
Visiting hours are over.
908
00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:12,211
Oh, yes, of course.
909
00:46:14,397 --> 00:46:18,401
The channel wants me to make it clear,
that Black Friday is not about race.
910
00:46:18,535 --> 00:46:20,612
Well, say it's mine
black friend Benita
911
00:46:20,637 --> 00:46:24,074
which is probably bludgeoning someone
hit the head at Target while I'm saying this!
912
00:46:24,099 --> 00:46:25,234
So, Benita?
913
00:46:29,339 --> 00:46:30,361
THROUGH GENERATIONS
914
00:46:32,074 --> 00:46:33,251
ONLY ONE ARTIST
915
00:46:34,699 --> 00:46:36,365
I LOVED merging
916
00:46:40,656 --> 00:46:42,058
Shamone!
917
00:46:42,432 --> 00:46:44,035
Man, you're not Michael.
918
00:46:44,060 --> 00:46:45,707
Michael had curls.
919
00:46:45,732 --> 00:46:47,807
What do you have? What is this, varnish?
920
00:46:47,832 --> 00:46:50,968
See, everyone thinks it's varnish,
but in fact it is a marker.
921
00:46:50,993 --> 00:46:52,561
Boy, your hair looks like fondue.
922
00:46:52,586 --> 00:46:54,722
I want to dip there
fruit or marshmallow.
923
00:46:54,747 --> 00:46:55,656
Well, dip it.
924
00:46:56,758 --> 00:46:59,054
- Michael had a monkey.
- And I have a llama.
925
00:46:59,079 --> 00:47:00,389
He can beatbox too.
926
00:47:03,675 --> 00:47:04,875
This is Sads.
927
00:47:05,231 --> 00:47:08,741
Yes, it stinks. But when he reads it, it's a bomb.
928
00:47:10,845 --> 00:47:11,759
Give it up.
929
00:47:11,783 --> 00:47:12,815
Fuck Michael.
930
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,609
- You don't know how to dance.
- I was studying.
931
00:47:20,349 --> 00:47:21,081
Yes!
932
00:47:23,419 --> 00:47:24,623
Moonwalk.
933
00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:29,103
Where did this nigga go?
934
00:47:34,307 --> 00:47:35,976
Jermaine.
935
00:47:37,778 --> 00:47:41,343
On the day of the abolition of slavery
only on Tubi
936
00:47:44,105 --> 00:47:46,009
I'll download this shit.
937
00:47:47,889 --> 00:47:49,222
Who's there?
938
00:47:50,524 --> 00:47:51,458
Fuck you.
939
00:47:55,816 --> 00:47:56,794
{\an8}KETAMINE, FENTANYL, INVERMECTIN,
METH, LIN, COOL SHIT, FUCKING Crack
940
00:47:56,819 --> 00:47:58,110
I'll miss you.
941
00:48:03,671 --> 00:48:05,072
Fuck it!
942
00:48:05,097 --> 00:48:07,743
Think like a black woman - you won’t die.
Think like a black woman - you won’t die.
943
00:48:19,153 --> 00:48:21,220
- Damn it!
- Jack?
944
00:48:21,288 --> 00:48:22,782
Sarah asked you to come?
945
00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:25,981
Yes! That's why I'm here.
946
00:48:26,006 --> 00:48:29,003
Not to kill you or anything.
947
00:48:29,028 --> 00:48:30,870
Then why are you wearing gloves?
948
00:48:31,687 --> 00:48:33,589
You won't believe me...
949
00:48:33,614 --> 00:48:37,277
wanted to dress up as O.J.
Simpson for Halloween.
950
00:48:37,302 --> 00:48:38,311
But they fit you.
951
00:48:39,528 --> 00:48:40,267
Beware!
952
00:48:40,930 --> 00:48:43,065
Be careful, bro.
You almost cut a vein.
953
00:48:43,090 --> 00:48:44,524
T-That is... Help!
954
00:48:46,842 --> 00:48:47,890
Come on already.
955
00:48:48,981 --> 00:48:49,779
Yes!
956
00:48:59,055 --> 00:49:00,432
{\an8}Laughing gas
957
00:49:01,257 --> 00:49:03,445
I'll gut you like a pig!
958
00:49:07,964 --> 00:49:09,241
I...
959
00:49:09,733 --> 00:49:10,996
I...
960
00:49:11,771 --> 00:49:13,815
What a stupid phrase!
961
00:49:15,441 --> 00:49:17,142
This is right on point!
962
00:49:17,167 --> 00:49:19,957
And then what?
Will you make bacon out of me?
963
00:49:24,117 --> 00:49:25,825
I need better writers.
964
00:49:25,850 --> 00:49:28,670
It's so funny
that my ribs hurt.
965
00:49:28,695 --> 00:49:31,691
I haven’t put a knife into them yet!
966
00:49:38,453 --> 00:49:40,689
I'm already crying.
967
00:49:41,168 --> 00:49:43,839
I'll go before you really kill me.
968
00:49:43,864 --> 00:49:44,660
I'm coming.
969
00:49:44,685 --> 00:49:47,256
Oh god, maybe I'll die laughing faster.
970
00:49:49,641 --> 00:49:52,066
Damn, he wants to kill me.
971
00:50:13,666 --> 00:50:15,970
I would like the same thing they have.
972
00:50:17,816 --> 00:50:20,652
I'll make bacon out of you, pig.
973
00:50:27,370 --> 00:50:29,105
No, no...
974
00:50:29,130 --> 00:50:30,864
No...
975
00:50:32,908 --> 00:50:35,744
- Sorry. Sorry.
- Skip! Get out of the way!
976
00:50:35,769 --> 00:50:38,105
Move away! Police needs.
977
00:50:38,130 --> 00:50:39,131
Doofy!
978
00:50:39,904 --> 00:50:41,481
I like to do this.
979
00:50:43,819 --> 00:50:45,791
Smile, son of a bitch.
980
00:50:46,502 --> 00:50:49,145
- What...?
- As my crazy mother said:
981
00:50:49,170 --> 00:50:51,022
always carry a gun!
982
00:50:52,970 --> 00:50:54,172
- Went! Went!
- OK.
983
00:50:54,197 --> 00:50:55,502
I'll go to your lover.
984
00:50:55,527 --> 00:50:56,924
I'll go to your lover.
985
00:50:57,575 --> 00:51:00,510
This pain, this agony!
986
00:51:00,535 --> 00:51:02,880
Sarah, if I don't make it...
987
00:51:02,905 --> 00:51:05,283
Seriously, Tews,
Don't try to win an Oscar!
988
00:51:05,308 --> 00:51:07,676
This is a horror movie, they will never pay for it!
989
00:51:08,065 --> 00:51:09,520
Just ask Demi Moore.
990
00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:12,209
No! No! No!
991
00:51:12,544 --> 00:51:14,597
I brought it. I brought Jack.
992
00:51:17,030 --> 00:51:18,862
Doofy, what the fuck!?
993
00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:21,178
I can't help it.
994
00:51:23,459 --> 00:51:25,334
Now it's just you and me, Guesty.
995
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,742
You need to shoot in the head.
996
00:51:29,767 --> 00:51:31,602
Shoot in the head.
997
00:51:39,373 --> 00:51:40,807
Die!
998
00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:43,987
Die, moron!
999
00:51:44,012 --> 00:51:45,181
Sniff...
1000
00:51:45,206 --> 00:51:46,240
my...
1001
00:51:46,705 --> 00:51:47,806
finger!
1002
00:51:48,951 --> 00:51:50,387
Oh my God!
1003
00:51:50,412 --> 00:51:52,012
What the hell is this?
1004
00:51:52,788 --> 00:51:54,698
My ass.
1005
00:51:54,723 --> 00:51:56,725
Fuck your ass!
1006
00:51:58,838 --> 00:52:00,771
Oh god, that's my ass.
1007
00:52:01,688 --> 00:52:03,221
Last words?
1008
00:52:03,488 --> 00:52:05,256
I pooped.
1009
00:52:09,693 --> 00:52:13,099
Oh no. I won't clean up this shit!
1010
00:52:13,124 --> 00:52:14,244
I'm on a break.
1011
00:52:14,269 --> 00:52:17,325
Come on. I kill, not clean.
1012
00:52:17,350 --> 00:52:19,352
- What did you say?
- Nothing.
1013
00:52:20,283 --> 00:52:21,792
Yo, what's up, chat?
1014
00:52:21,817 --> 00:52:22,852
Small one is with you.
1015
00:52:22,877 --> 00:52:24,871
That's right, this is another Halloween phone.
1016
00:52:24,896 --> 00:52:30,312
And another day when I don't give a shit
get paid for doing absolutely nothing,
1017
00:52:30,337 --> 00:52:32,037
while you stupid bastards watch this.
1018
00:52:33,011 --> 00:52:34,145
And they also call me stupid!
1019
00:52:34,662 --> 00:52:37,275
I want to express my gratitude
to my sponsors -
1020
00:52:38,066 --> 00:52:40,436
Angry Orchard hard cider.
1021
00:52:41,803 --> 00:52:44,080
They have crazy apples.
1022
00:52:47,243 --> 00:52:50,355
We came up with a slogan!
I'm a marketing genius!
1023
00:52:50,380 --> 00:52:53,447
Frets. It wouldn't be Halloween Phone
without a cool guest.
1024
00:52:53,472 --> 00:52:54,958
This is a game streaming legend.
1025
00:52:54,983 --> 00:52:57,953
Meet Kai Senate!
1026
00:52:57,978 --> 00:53:00,114
We will blow up the Internet!
1027
00:53:06,762 --> 00:53:07,796
Let's get serious.
1028
00:53:07,821 --> 00:53:09,249
What brought you to stream?
1029
00:53:10,073 --> 00:53:11,742
You promised that I would be in the film.
1030
00:53:11,767 --> 00:53:13,752
I called you and you ignored me.
1031
00:53:14,504 --> 00:53:17,407
Bro, I thought this was one of mine
calling crazy mothers.
1032
00:53:17,432 --> 00:53:18,807
Here... Here I am to blame.
1033
00:53:18,832 --> 00:53:20,535
And speaking of calls,
1034
00:53:21,110 --> 00:53:22,624
someone wants to talk to you.
1035
00:53:23,154 --> 00:53:24,180
Hello?
1036
00:53:24,205 --> 00:53:26,414
What is your favorite horror movie?
1037
00:53:39,306 --> 00:53:41,108
We are blowing up the Internet!
1038
00:53:41,133 --> 00:53:42,275
How's it going, man?
1039
00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:44,995
- Do you have Angry Orchard hard cider?
- Naturally.
1040
00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:46,887
They have crazy apples.
1041
00:53:48,464 --> 00:53:49,638
Duaaaaack!
1042
00:53:49,663 --> 00:53:51,646
- Wow!
- Wow!
1043
00:53:54,487 --> 00:53:55,936
Now there will be my favorite.
1044
00:53:55,961 --> 00:53:59,663
Spin... the wheel!
1045
00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:02,059
Extreme stick game!
1046
00:54:02,084 --> 00:54:03,720
We'll move back with these sticks
1047
00:54:03,745 --> 00:54:05,814
and we will fuck you with them!
1048
00:54:05,839 --> 00:54:07,042
And you have to guess who beat.
1049
00:54:07,067 --> 00:54:08,673
This makes no sense at all.
1050
00:54:08,702 --> 00:54:10,339
Stupid game.
1051
00:54:14,729 --> 00:54:16,623
- Kai.
- Damn, how!?
1052
00:54:22,537 --> 00:54:23,554
No, no, no, no...
1053
00:54:27,687 --> 00:54:31,561
You just killed
Kaya of the Senate. On stream.
1054
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:34,436
We are writing history!
1055
00:54:35,661 --> 00:54:36,666
Grandmas, grandmas, grandmas!
1056
00:54:56,215 --> 00:54:57,282
Oh, thank God.
1057
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:03,400
You arrived on time.
1058
00:55:04,713 --> 00:55:06,064
Now you're in trouble.
1059
00:55:09,652 --> 00:55:11,019
Lie!
1060
00:55:11,376 --> 00:55:12,921
Here's our suspect.
1061
00:55:12,946 --> 00:55:15,382
Known under the name Rukoblud.
1062
00:55:15,407 --> 00:55:19,439
In 2001 I was a caretaker in the house,
considered damned.
1063
00:55:20,084 --> 00:55:22,261
Are you not telling me something?
1064
00:55:22,286 --> 00:55:25,853
Your wife hates you
do you believe in a flat earth,
1065
00:55:25,878 --> 00:55:28,356
and you voted for Trump. Three times.
1066
00:55:28,381 --> 00:55:30,264
What did I need?
vote for a woman?
1067
00:55:31,508 --> 00:55:35,202
I believe that Rukoblud -
this is the infamous ghostface.
1068
00:55:36,812 --> 00:55:38,465
What a working mouth.
1069
00:55:39,356 --> 00:55:40,891
Stop resisting!
1070
00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:42,984
He really looked suspicious.
1071
00:55:46,311 --> 00:55:48,246
They took the wrong one.
1072
00:55:48,271 --> 00:55:50,559
You know this because you're a psychic?
1073
00:55:50,584 --> 00:55:52,519
No, that's what the warrant says.
1074
00:55:52,953 --> 00:55:54,738
VERY VERY WHITE
1075
00:55:54,763 --> 00:55:55,965
Well, I don't know.
1076
00:55:56,254 --> 00:55:59,924
- This guy is black.
- Well, not that black.
1077
00:55:59,949 --> 00:56:01,583
Like brown gravy.
1078
00:56:03,273 --> 00:56:04,452
Knit it!
1079
00:56:05,008 --> 00:56:06,643
Hit him with a strong hand!
1080
00:56:08,422 --> 00:56:11,134
Arrest anyway.
Obviously he did something.
1081
00:56:11,703 --> 00:56:13,386
Turn off your body cameras!
1082
00:56:26,028 --> 00:56:27,450
Miss you.
1083
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:31,063
Big Poppa is here.
1084
00:56:31,641 --> 00:56:32,930
Tupac is here.
1085
00:56:33,263 --> 00:56:35,996
And Tekashi 6ix9ine is here.
1086
00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:39,217
Wait, but Tekashi 6ix9ine is not dead.
1087
00:56:39,242 --> 00:56:42,078
No, but his career yes.
1088
00:56:42,867 --> 00:56:44,022
That's right.
1089
00:56:45,367 --> 00:56:48,018
You won't let go
old school rappers?
1090
00:56:49,025 --> 00:56:51,693
Now the kids are inserting “lil”
to your nicknames,
1091
00:56:51,718 --> 00:56:53,961
and they think that talent pours out of them.
1092
00:56:53,986 --> 00:56:55,986
You should give Lil Nas X a chance.
1093
00:56:56,324 --> 00:56:59,139
It resonates with me.
This nigga is cool.
1094
00:56:59,164 --> 00:57:00,964
Why did you come back, Ray?
1095
00:57:00,989 --> 00:57:04,150
I thought you weren't coming back to Woodsville
I thought you were a northerner.
1096
00:57:04,175 --> 00:57:05,776
I'm done with San Francisco.
1097
00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:08,718
But is San Francisco done with you?
1098
00:57:08,743 --> 00:57:11,951
- What kind of questions?
- Do you have any pride, Ray?
1099
00:57:11,976 --> 00:57:14,466
I think we all should
be proud of who we are.
1100
00:57:14,491 --> 00:57:17,923
Do you like to taste the rainbow?
1101
00:57:17,948 --> 00:57:19,948
Skittles are my favorite candy.
1102
00:57:22,512 --> 00:57:24,156
Ray, I've been praying for you.
1103
00:57:24,181 --> 00:57:26,355
Then why these prayers
didn't help our baby?
1104
00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:29,266
Mr. Pickles was 18
when he died, Ray.
1105
00:57:30,652 --> 00:57:32,519
That's a lot for a cat.
1106
00:57:32,544 --> 00:57:34,061
He was well endowed.
1107
00:57:34,087 --> 00:57:35,842
So what do you want from me, Ray?
1108
00:57:36,087 --> 00:57:37,487
I'm back, Brenda.
1109
00:57:38,694 --> 00:57:39,783
Because I love you.
1110
00:57:40,628 --> 00:57:42,005
Ray!
1111
00:57:59,937 --> 00:58:02,426
- I caught it! Got it!
- Yes, you caught it!
1112
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,492
- Oh yes.
- Put this on.
1113
00:58:08,204 --> 00:58:10,692
- Are you sure, Ray?
- Yes, come on, girl.
1114
00:58:11,426 --> 00:58:15,712
- Well, you're wild, Ray. I'm blushing all over.
- So sexy.
1115
00:58:15,737 --> 00:58:17,626
I wish you had a beard.
1116
00:58:18,693 --> 00:58:20,693
Here, take this.
1117
00:58:20,979 --> 00:58:22,134
Oh okay.
1118
00:58:22,535 --> 00:58:23,778
What?
1119
00:58:23,803 --> 00:58:25,867
- Turn around.
- Oh, yes, okay.
1120
00:58:25,892 --> 00:58:27,264
- And don't look back.
- Yeah.
1121
00:58:27,289 --> 00:58:28,819
Now drop it.
1122
00:58:28,844 --> 00:58:31,019
Fine. Fine.
1123
00:58:31,638 --> 00:58:33,283
I dropped it, Ray.
1124
00:58:33,308 --> 00:58:35,308
Yes, that’s what I understand!
1125
00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:37,877
- Whose prison block is this!? Eh, Brenda?
- Ray! Ray!
1126
00:58:37,902 --> 00:58:40,249
Didn't want to share the potatoes
balloons for lunch, nigga!?
1127
00:58:40,274 --> 00:58:42,338
Now share with
me with your ass, yes!
1128
00:58:42,363 --> 00:58:46,222
Ray! You're not in jail anymore, Ray!
You are free.
1129
00:58:46,247 --> 00:58:47,349
- Oh, yes, exactly.
- Yes.
1130
00:58:47,374 --> 00:58:49,349
Okay, now you have me! My turn!
1131
00:58:49,374 --> 00:58:51,031
- Let me drop the soap. On the count of three.
- Stop.
1132
00:58:51,056 --> 00:58:52,682
One, two, three.
1133
00:58:52,707 --> 00:58:53,793
Oops, I dropped it.
1134
00:58:53,818 --> 00:58:55,749
Yes! Yeah, nigga, yeah!
1135
00:58:55,774 --> 00:58:57,208
- Yes, nigga, yes, Brenda!
- Like this?
1136
00:58:57,233 --> 00:58:58,810
You're still weird, Ray.
1137
00:58:58,835 --> 00:59:00,210
Lower your voice, make it lower.
1138
00:59:00,235 --> 00:59:02,527
-You're still weird, Ray.
- Yes!
1139
00:59:03,193 --> 00:59:05,461
Miss Hailstorm, welcome back.
1140
00:59:05,486 --> 00:59:08,497
Doc, I beg you.
Help me look younger.
1141
00:59:08,522 --> 00:59:10,061
These little bitches are killing me.
1142
00:59:10,086 --> 00:59:13,223
And there's nothing on them except film
from sausages and a light lamp.
1143
00:59:13,248 --> 00:59:18,320
Trust me with this withered
a sluggish, time-worn body,
1144
00:59:18,345 --> 00:59:20,167
and I will heal you.
1145
00:59:20,192 --> 00:59:22,303
One white lady
middle-aged already getting ready.
1146
00:59:22,328 --> 00:59:23,269
Thank you.
1147
00:59:23,294 --> 00:59:27,223
I'll play a short video
Let's talk about the details of the procedure.
1148
00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:33,764
Have you ever dreamed
not to be so old and saggy?
1149
00:59:34,538 --> 00:59:37,325
Younger? Sexier?
1150
00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:39,174
Fuckable again?
1151
00:59:39,199 --> 00:59:42,636
Just one injection
unlocks your DNA
1152
00:59:42,661 --> 00:59:45,371
which will create a new one,
the best version of you.
1153
00:59:46,203 --> 00:59:48,439
This is Substance.
1154
00:59:49,662 --> 00:59:54,067
Doc, this ain't Gwyneth Paltrow's shit
which smells like vagina?
1155
00:59:58,427 --> 00:59:59,563
I like.
1156
01:00:15,745 --> 01:00:17,339
Wow, so much Substance.
1157
01:00:19,091 --> 01:00:20,493
Wow, mask on mask.
1158
01:00:21,362 --> 01:00:22,997
Safety first, right, Doc?
1159
01:00:25,553 --> 01:00:26,651
Oh no!
1160
01:00:28,212 --> 01:00:29,914
I changed my mind!
1161
01:00:29,939 --> 01:00:32,275
I will love and accept
myself as I am!
1162
01:01:01,312 --> 01:01:03,979
{\an8}EPSTEIN FILES
NO EDITING
1163
01:01:04,004 --> 01:01:06,379
{\an8}FOR READING
YOU NEED TO SELL YOUR SOUL
1164
01:01:35,802 --> 01:01:37,671
Oops. Wrong movie.
1165
01:01:39,961 --> 01:01:42,430
- You thought that.
- But you said it.
1166
01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:45,696
Fuck White Chicks 2.
1167
01:01:53,831 --> 01:01:55,766
Hello Sarah.
1168
01:01:56,556 --> 01:01:58,159
Tuesday, I...
1169
01:01:58,184 --> 01:02:00,470
I tried to visit you.
1170
01:02:00,495 --> 01:02:02,730
I'm sorry for everything.
1171
01:02:02,940 --> 01:02:04,776
Especially for your name.
1172
01:02:04,801 --> 01:02:07,609
Then it was Taco Tuesday
and I'm fucking drunk.
1173
01:02:07,634 --> 01:02:10,930
But I promise you
I'll kill this motherfucker!
1174
01:02:10,955 --> 01:02:13,691
- It’s okay, really, I’m not angry.
- I'll go... I'll drive the car.
1175
01:02:13,716 --> 01:02:16,084
I'll take you to the car!
1176
01:02:16,109 --> 01:02:18,055
I was stabbed to death, I'm not deaf, you moron!
1177
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,916
I'll take Tews away from all this!
1178
01:02:22,115 --> 01:02:23,484
Let's go, Cindy.
1179
01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:26,336
I tried to run away too, but...
1180
01:02:26,361 --> 01:02:28,179
It's coming for you!
1181
01:02:28,555 --> 01:02:31,850
You're probably waiting right now
flashback with a parody of this film,
1182
01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:32,818
but it's too confusing.
1183
01:02:32,843 --> 01:02:34,080
Yes, and the plot is strange.
1184
01:02:34,105 --> 01:02:36,402
You're fucking with someone
you infect them with STDs,
1185
01:02:36,427 --> 01:02:38,775
and it haunts them
in the shape of a naked grandmother.
1186
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:40,464
It's like a biopic about STDs.
1187
01:02:40,489 --> 01:02:42,411
The killer is mocking me.
1188
01:02:42,436 --> 01:02:43,971
Why doesn't he just kill us?
1189
01:02:43,996 --> 01:02:45,514
Hey, speak for yourself.
1190
01:02:45,539 --> 01:02:47,307
What are you waiting for?
1191
01:02:47,332 --> 01:02:50,635
Oh no, no, no, honey.
It needs to be like this:
1192
01:02:51,534 --> 01:02:54,625
What are you waiting for!?
1193
01:02:55,015 --> 01:02:57,784
What are you waiting for!?
1194
01:02:58,007 --> 01:03:00,643
What are you waiting for!?
1195
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,288
What are you waiting for!?
1196
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:04,743
Lord, why are you my mother!?
1197
01:03:04,768 --> 01:03:06,982
What are you waiting for!?
1198
01:03:08,539 --> 01:03:09,540
Candyman.
1199
01:03:10,108 --> 01:03:11,309
Candyman.
1200
01:03:12,176 --> 01:03:13,711
Candyman.
1201
01:03:14,133 --> 01:03:17,370
-Are you sure about this?
- Yes, keep repeating.
1202
01:03:18,338 --> 01:03:19,472
Candyman.
1203
01:03:20,774 --> 01:03:21,898
Candyman!
1204
01:03:39,793 --> 01:03:41,959
Well, darova. Did you bring sweets?
1205
01:03:42,452 --> 01:03:45,048
- I have weed gummies.
- So.
1206
01:03:45,073 --> 01:03:46,742
- Ketamine nuts.
- Yes!
1207
01:03:46,767 --> 01:03:48,402
- Chocolate mushrooms.
- It's time to fly away!
1208
01:03:48,427 --> 01:03:50,579
But why are you taking so long?
1209
01:03:50,604 --> 01:03:53,405
Come on, Clarence. I called you five times.
1210
01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:55,250
Nigga, come on the third one.
1211
01:03:55,275 --> 01:03:57,110
You didn't even call me on the phone.
1212
01:03:57,135 --> 01:04:00,756
Lucky that I was passing by
and heard you from this hole in the wall.
1213
01:04:00,781 --> 01:04:03,075
- Fix it already.
- Fill up your bread bin.
1214
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:06,328
It's better you go to the proctologist,
so that he can examine your skin.
1215
01:04:06,353 --> 01:04:09,489
Acne in the 40s is just a big deal.
1216
01:04:09,514 --> 01:04:11,800
- I look better than this nigga.
- Well, maybe from this side.
1217
01:04:11,825 --> 01:04:14,361
Hey, stop arguing.
We're going to be fucking high right now!
1218
01:04:14,386 --> 01:04:15,984
It's going to be a great party!
1219
01:04:19,531 --> 01:04:21,119
Happy Halloween everyone!
1220
01:04:21,144 --> 01:04:22,611
Beware of Ghostface.
1221
01:04:22,636 --> 01:04:24,970
- Well done, drink.
- Hello!
1222
01:04:25,116 --> 01:04:27,886
Hello! I like it, very cool.
1223
01:04:28,108 --> 01:04:29,543
Good looking.
1224
01:04:29,568 --> 01:04:31,032
Have you seen your sister?
1225
01:04:33,289 --> 01:04:35,164
Ray, have you seen Day?
1226
01:04:35,189 --> 01:04:38,007
I haven't seen her since then
how she left for her protest.
1227
01:04:38,032 --> 01:04:39,140
No.
1228
01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:44,733
Ray, let me guess.
You are Woody from Toy Story!
1229
01:04:44,758 --> 01:04:46,357
No, Brenda, that's gay.
1230
01:04:46,602 --> 01:04:49,472
Jake Gyllenhaal from Brokeback Mountain.
1231
01:04:49,674 --> 01:04:53,033
"I wish I knew
how to part with you, but I can’t.”
1232
01:04:53,946 --> 01:04:56,080
Your favorite movie!
1233
01:04:56,105 --> 01:04:57,708
- Hey, Brenda?
- A?
1234
01:04:57,733 --> 01:04:59,815
Have you seen the big bag of candy?
1235
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:03,011
There were chocolates, marmalades, and lollipops.
1236
01:05:03,442 --> 01:05:04,210
He's missing.
1237
01:05:04,235 --> 01:05:05,766
No, no, no, he's not missing.
1238
01:05:05,791 --> 01:05:07,409
I gave it to the kids.
1239
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:10,586
Brenda, this is my stash!
1240
01:05:21,806 --> 01:05:25,743
I'm fucking high!
1241
01:05:29,715 --> 01:05:32,516
I can't feel my face!
1242
01:05:34,676 --> 01:05:39,227
I'm literally Naruto!
1243
01:05:39,601 --> 01:05:43,371
Six-seven! Six-seven!
1244
01:05:47,372 --> 01:05:49,666
{\an8}TRAIN TO WOODSVILLE
1245
01:05:50,868 --> 01:05:52,357
{\an8}STOP BANING BOOKS,
EXCEPT HARRY POTTER
1246
01:05:52,382 --> 01:05:53,669
{\an8}BECAUSE
WIZARDS SCARY ME
1247
01:06:08,943 --> 01:06:10,364
Fuck.
1248
01:06:18,107 --> 01:06:20,109
Why is she looking at me?
1249
01:06:22,489 --> 01:06:24,282
A little worrying.
1250
01:06:24,307 --> 01:06:26,037
But okay.
1251
01:06:29,796 --> 01:06:31,777
Oh okay.
1252
01:06:41,875 --> 01:06:43,186
Hey!
1253
01:06:43,211 --> 01:06:46,463
Do you know how many seals there are?
killed by microplastics?
1254
01:06:54,421 --> 01:06:55,326
Bitch.
1255
01:06:55,351 --> 01:06:57,020
This is Ghostface!
1256
01:07:01,540 --> 01:07:03,896
Oh my God! He stabbed her!
1257
01:07:03,921 --> 01:07:06,552
Not “her”!
My pronouns are “they/them”!
1258
01:07:06,577 --> 01:07:07,986
He stabbed “them”!
1259
01:07:08,011 --> 01:07:11,213
I'm over forty. Like me
have to keep up with all this?
1260
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:12,481
She's right.
1261
01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:14,016
Because of hysterical "Karens" like you,
1262
01:07:14,041 --> 01:07:17,792
patriarchy continues
and they stand with their feet on our necks!
1263
01:07:17,817 --> 01:07:20,200
Am I a racist now?
1264
01:07:20,225 --> 01:07:21,689
She bullied me.
1265
01:07:21,714 --> 01:07:22,956
“They” screwed up, bitch!
1266
01:07:25,740 --> 01:07:29,931
And actually, my name is really Karen!
1267
01:07:29,956 --> 01:07:31,913
Damn it. This is really good.
1268
01:07:31,938 --> 01:07:33,372
Don't pay attention
to insults.
1269
01:07:33,397 --> 01:07:35,845
"They" don't understand
that we want to help “them.”
1270
01:07:35,870 --> 01:07:40,509
Toxic masculinity
and mansplaining don't help anyone!
1271
01:07:40,534 --> 01:07:42,542
Why is my masculinity toxic?
1272
01:07:42,567 --> 01:07:44,320
I love women and sports.
1273
01:07:44,345 --> 01:07:46,822
But not together. Come here, bitch!
1274
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,784
My turn!
1275
01:07:48,809 --> 01:07:50,845
- I'm behind you!
- “They” are not ready for this!
1276
01:07:50,870 --> 01:07:52,111
- I want too!
- I'm behind you!
1277
01:07:52,136 --> 01:07:53,342
- Fuck your pronouns!
- Damn...
1278
01:07:53,367 --> 01:07:54,386
Suck the knife!
1279
01:07:58,151 --> 01:07:59,720
It's all because of the menosphere.
1280
01:08:04,569 --> 01:08:06,637
- Uncle Small.
- How are you, nephew?
1281
01:08:06,662 --> 01:08:08,329
Can I ask you something?
1282
01:08:08,797 --> 01:08:10,230
Yes, go ahead.
1283
01:08:10,886 --> 01:08:12,788
It's about, you know...
1284
01:08:13,255 --> 01:08:14,924
how to satisfy the girl below?
1285
01:08:15,668 --> 01:08:16,937
Are you talking about how to lick pussy?
1286
01:08:17,301 --> 01:08:19,769
It's creepy, but yes.
1287
01:08:19,794 --> 01:08:22,642
Well, maybe when you stop
talk like a 14 year old white girl
1288
01:08:22,667 --> 01:08:24,268
then you will understand something.
1289
01:08:24,293 --> 01:08:25,527
Okay, listen here.
1290
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:29,004
First you need to spread your legs.
We need to open the passage.
1291
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:30,717
Then use your fingers.
1292
01:08:30,742 --> 01:08:34,063
Sometimes you can have two.
Two fingers right there.
1293
01:08:34,088 --> 01:08:34,750
Yes?
1294
01:08:34,775 --> 01:08:37,216
And when everything is already there, inside...
1295
01:08:37,724 --> 01:08:39,227
use your tongue.
1296
01:08:39,252 --> 01:08:40,453
The main thing is not to be afraid.
1297
01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,054
Yes, enjoy.
1298
01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:46,712
No, no, no, you're in too much of a hurry.
1299
01:08:48,156 --> 01:08:49,357
What are you, lizard?
1300
01:08:49,736 --> 01:08:51,571
We need to be more gentle. It's like you're saying:
1301
01:08:51,596 --> 01:08:53,602
“Hey baby, how are you?”
1302
01:08:53,627 --> 01:08:54,739
Hello baby...
1303
01:08:55,742 --> 01:08:58,490
Boom! It's like rolling a joint.
1304
01:08:58,515 --> 01:09:00,617
All that remains, nephew...
1305
01:09:03,950 --> 01:09:05,406
it's set on fire.
1306
01:09:06,008 --> 01:09:07,509
- Do you understand?
- Yes.
1307
01:09:07,534 --> 01:09:08,603
Great.
1308
01:09:08,911 --> 01:09:12,188
If you want to learn how to lick ass,
ask your mother.
1309
01:09:12,213 --> 01:09:14,066
Ma!
1310
01:09:14,091 --> 01:09:17,646
This is a fantastic party.
1311
01:09:17,671 --> 01:09:19,313
Well, thank you.
1312
01:09:19,338 --> 01:09:22,046
Let's have a drink.
1313
01:09:22,071 --> 01:09:24,087
- No, I don't... I don't drink.
- One shot.
1314
01:09:24,112 --> 01:09:27,465
Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
1315
01:09:27,490 --> 01:09:31,592
What? Okay, okay, I'll drink one!
1316
01:09:39,617 --> 01:09:41,060
I'll drink one more.
1317
01:09:41,637 --> 01:09:43,968
- Just one more.
- As you wish.
1318
01:09:47,213 --> 01:09:50,592
Okay, I'll drink one more, motherfucker!
1319
01:09:50,617 --> 01:09:53,866
- No, no, no, maybe...
- One, two, three!
1320
01:09:55,619 --> 01:09:57,485
Here, take it.
1321
01:10:35,268 --> 01:10:38,307
The Pampered Generation
doesn't even know how to party.
1322
01:10:40,795 --> 01:10:43,430
You're so good.
1323
01:10:44,999 --> 01:10:46,375
Oh yes!
1324
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,167
Elle, I want to try something.
1325
01:10:49,303 --> 01:10:51,866
I thought you didn't want
so that I strapon you.
1326
01:10:51,891 --> 01:10:53,204
What? No.
1327
01:10:53,496 --> 01:10:54,798
Relax.
1328
01:10:55,153 --> 01:10:56,721
I just want to taste you.
1329
01:10:58,913 --> 01:11:00,281
OK.
1330
01:11:01,650 --> 01:11:03,117
Dinner is served.
1331
01:11:03,694 --> 01:11:05,931
Oh yeah, go ahead, baby.
1332
01:11:08,812 --> 01:11:11,170
Be careful. My pussy is hard.
1333
01:11:13,182 --> 01:11:15,397
And really tough. OK.
1334
01:11:15,422 --> 01:11:18,124
Hit so hard
that you want more. Yes!
1335
01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:26,163
You're much better than Darrell and the others.
1336
01:11:26,188 --> 01:11:27,458
Chug-chug!
1337
01:11:27,483 --> 01:11:30,081
Get back up! Yes! Lick!
1338
01:11:30,106 --> 01:11:32,671
Yes! Lick it hard!
1339
01:11:33,436 --> 01:11:34,805
Finish her off!
1340
01:11:36,239 --> 01:11:39,543
Oh my God!
1341
01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:43,835
How to roll a joint.
1342
01:11:44,648 --> 01:11:46,816
All that remains is to set it on fire.
1343
01:11:51,142 --> 01:11:52,021
Elle!
1344
01:11:54,803 --> 01:11:56,036
What the fuck?
1345
01:11:56,061 --> 01:11:58,664
Hi. We heard
There's a Halloween party here.
1346
01:11:59,473 --> 01:12:00,842
Really?
1347
01:12:00,867 --> 01:12:02,891
We came for a drink
play bad music
1348
01:12:02,916 --> 01:12:04,637
do half-gay shit.
1349
01:12:05,167 --> 01:12:06,568
Why only half-gay?
1350
01:12:06,891 --> 01:12:08,068
Can I help you with something?
1351
01:12:08,093 --> 01:12:10,161
Just invite us inside.
1352
01:12:10,186 --> 01:12:11,830
Why do you need an invitation?
1353
01:12:11,855 --> 01:12:14,050
White people come all the time
to parties without invitation
1354
01:12:14,075 --> 01:12:16,199
with your damn casseroles.
1355
01:12:16,224 --> 01:12:18,626
Tryndets are tasteless. Get started
already use spices.
1356
01:12:18,651 --> 01:12:21,465
Yes. And why are her feet dirty?
1357
01:12:21,490 --> 01:12:23,912
It's like I've been walking all day
on porn film platforms.
1358
01:12:23,937 --> 01:12:25,374
Your legs look like they're in a trailer park.
1359
01:12:26,023 --> 01:12:26,868
Damn it!
1360
01:12:26,893 --> 01:12:29,729
I think you're in the wrong place
came. Are you Klansmen?
1361
01:12:30,486 --> 01:12:31,848
No.
1362
01:12:31,873 --> 01:12:34,532
We are for music and equality.
1363
01:12:34,775 --> 01:12:35,944
Here, listen.
1364
01:12:35,969 --> 01:12:37,215
No need, no.
1365
01:12:37,868 --> 01:12:40,693
♪ We're moving up
Let's move up ♪
1366
01:12:40,718 --> 01:12:43,941
♪ Straight to the East Side
We're moving up ♪
1367
01:12:43,966 --> 01:12:48,370
♪ To an expensive apartment in the sky ♪
1368
01:12:48,545 --> 01:12:50,464
♪ We're moving up ♪
1369
01:12:50,489 --> 01:12:52,357
Did they populate The Jeffersons?
1370
01:12:52,382 --> 01:12:54,384
Weezy is spinning in his grave right now.
1371
01:12:54,409 --> 01:12:57,246
You can't do this to
black national anthem.
1372
01:12:57,271 --> 01:13:01,883
♪ Finally got our piece of the pie ♪
1373
01:13:06,683 --> 01:13:08,285
- Nigga, you are a disgrace!
- Boo, fuck it!
1374
01:13:08,310 --> 01:13:10,364
- We tried so hard on this!
- Get out of here with your shit!
1375
01:13:10,389 --> 01:13:11,980
We don't have time
on your stupid shit!
1376
01:13:12,259 --> 01:13:14,125
Come on, let us in.
1377
01:13:16,214 --> 01:13:17,859
My God, they are vampires!
1378
01:13:17,884 --> 01:13:20,310
- Here, take her!
- No, stop, stop, Ray!
1379
01:13:20,335 --> 01:13:22,221
- No, baby, you can handle it!
- We are not vampires.
1380
01:13:23,346 --> 01:13:25,209
It's just hard to sing with it in your mouth.
1381
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:28,171
Oh darling, I will protect you.
You know that I will not let you be offended.
1382
01:13:28,196 --> 01:13:29,260
Nigga.
1383
01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:30,381
Listen.
1384
01:13:30,405 --> 01:13:32,174
Why don't you go on your own
student parties,
1385
01:13:32,199 --> 01:13:35,442
where everyone drinks until they pass out,
and then they wake up with pain in their ass,
1386
01:13:35,467 --> 01:13:37,560
not knowing what he did with them
some cowboy in a hat?
1387
01:13:37,585 --> 01:13:38,857
Yes! What?
1388
01:13:39,266 --> 01:13:42,496
Okay, we'll leave, guys.
1389
01:13:42,521 --> 01:13:46,175
But we'll go very slowly
in case you suddenly change your mind.
1390
01:13:48,575 --> 01:13:50,377
-Have you changed your mind yet?
- No.
1391
01:13:50,402 --> 01:13:51,427
- Not at all.
- No way.
1392
01:13:52,027 --> 01:13:52,943
And now?
1393
01:13:52,968 --> 01:13:54,409
- No, damn it!
- No.
1394
01:13:54,803 --> 01:13:55,804
- Yes?
- No, fuck it.
1395
01:13:55,829 --> 01:13:58,073
- Definitely not!
- Go further! Get out!
1396
01:13:58,098 --> 01:13:59,034
- We're leaving.
- Sarah, let's go!
1397
01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:01,363
Whites are acting weird again.
1398
01:14:04,034 --> 01:14:06,504
Guys, I think I saw
there is an open window.
1399
01:14:06,529 --> 01:14:07,750
It's closed.
1400
01:14:07,775 --> 01:14:09,211
Not for long.
1401
01:14:15,269 --> 01:14:16,686
How Evil.
1402
01:14:16,711 --> 01:14:18,398
God, motherfuckers.
1403
01:14:25,013 --> 01:14:29,513
Hello! Tuesday, you're back!
1404
01:14:29,538 --> 01:14:31,024
Yes, I forgot my inhaler.
1405
01:14:31,296 --> 01:14:34,519
To be honest, Tuesday, the inhaler -
worst plot driver in movie history.
1406
01:14:34,544 --> 01:14:35,996
It's true, I needed a vape.
1407
01:14:36,021 --> 01:14:38,744
But we're already here
so let's have a blast!
1408
01:14:38,769 --> 01:14:40,904
So, where do they have White Claws?
1409
01:14:45,610 --> 01:14:47,732
- Sarah?
- Hello?
1410
01:14:47,757 --> 01:14:51,303
Take your sister and go away
from there now. Is it clear, honey?
1411
01:14:51,328 --> 01:14:54,096
I am a grown woman, a mother.
1412
01:14:54,121 --> 01:14:56,164
I don't have to obey you in everything.
1413
01:14:56,189 --> 01:14:59,042
This is the house where your
the psycho father killed those people.
1414
01:14:59,067 --> 01:15:00,575
Someone wanted to lure you there.
1415
01:15:01,153 --> 01:15:02,264
Which means...
1416
01:15:02,871 --> 01:15:05,198
someone wants to lure me there.
1417
01:15:05,223 --> 01:15:07,418
Oh my God, this is not all for you!
1418
01:15:07,443 --> 01:15:08,477
Why are you yelling?
1419
01:15:08,502 --> 01:15:11,082
Because the camera is so fucking far away!
1420
01:15:11,647 --> 01:15:14,310
Wait, are you tracking?
my phone?
1421
01:15:14,705 --> 01:15:15,673
The connection is bad.
1422
01:15:23,027 --> 01:15:24,760
Happy birthday!
1423
01:15:25,563 --> 01:15:28,084
Hey, this is my car!
1424
01:15:31,467 --> 01:15:33,036
What the fuck!
1425
01:15:33,435 --> 01:15:34,693
Elle!
1426
01:15:35,494 --> 01:15:36,694
Sorry!
1427
01:15:36,938 --> 01:15:38,944
I thought I should smoke.
1428
01:15:40,098 --> 01:15:41,199
Damn it.
1429
01:15:45,148 --> 01:15:47,592
Seriously? Like in 12 Years a Slave?
1430
01:15:47,617 --> 01:15:50,396
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I haven't seen this movie, okay?
1431
01:15:50,687 --> 01:15:53,263
I just found this in the barn. God.
1432
01:15:59,584 --> 01:16:01,186
You're kidding me!
1433
01:16:01,211 --> 01:16:02,413
This is even worse!
1434
01:16:03,610 --> 01:16:06,011
That's not what I meant.
1435
01:16:06,036 --> 01:16:08,205
My best victims are black.
1436
01:16:11,430 --> 01:16:14,767
And the next brother becomes
victim of a gunshot.
1437
01:16:15,155 --> 01:16:17,475
It turns out racism is still a problem.
1438
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:18,901
This is unfair!
1439
01:16:18,926 --> 01:16:21,128
Do you know that blacks
are the first to die in horror films.
1440
01:16:24,686 --> 01:16:26,022
Crap!
1441
01:16:26,047 --> 01:16:28,719
Now "Dead by Daylight"
sparkled with new colors!
1442
01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:30,652
Yes.
1443
01:16:32,030 --> 01:16:33,163
Catch them.
1444
01:16:33,785 --> 01:16:35,475
Come here, moron.
1445
01:16:38,901 --> 01:16:40,604
Hello, Small.
1446
01:16:40,629 --> 01:16:42,938
Cuckoo! Take it, niggas!
1447
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:49,020
Gotcha, idiot! Now you
You'll be fucking high.
1448
01:16:52,359 --> 01:16:53,224
Nigga!
1449
01:16:54,372 --> 01:16:56,884
It's finally a blast!
1450
01:16:57,654 --> 01:16:59,989
Bro, why the hell are you
are you running backwards?
1451
01:17:00,014 --> 01:17:01,866
I don't know, it's not me.
1452
01:17:01,891 --> 01:17:04,494
- There's something wrong with this.
- Nigga, your controller is upside down!
1453
01:17:04,519 --> 01:17:06,495
You're a stoned moron.
1454
01:17:06,784 --> 01:17:08,286
The game has started, bitches!
1455
01:17:13,901 --> 01:17:14,967
Wrong nigga!
1456
01:17:15,701 --> 01:17:16,840
Black Lives Matter!
1457
01:17:16,865 --> 01:17:18,125
Not you, Little One!
1458
01:17:18,150 --> 01:17:19,584
God, I need you.
1459
01:17:19,609 --> 01:17:21,411
- Whoa, what's going on?
- Jack!
1460
01:17:21,436 --> 01:17:23,895
Thank God you're here! Where have you been?
1461
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:25,715
Ghostface was just here!
1462
01:17:25,740 --> 01:17:28,251
I was outside, breathing the air.
1463
01:17:28,276 --> 01:17:29,277
Stop!
1464
01:17:29,929 --> 01:17:32,399
One of you is a murderer.
1465
01:17:32,754 --> 01:17:33,990
Elle...
1466
01:17:34,356 --> 01:17:36,425
why is there blood on your hands?
1467
01:17:38,512 --> 01:17:40,379
I found Brad on the street.
1468
01:17:40,404 --> 01:17:41,638
She's a killer!
1469
01:17:41,663 --> 01:17:44,309
I'm not a killer, okay?
1470
01:17:44,334 --> 01:17:47,135
I'm not even sex positive.
I'm a virgin!
1471
01:17:47,503 --> 01:17:50,293
Come on. Literally fucked you
every guy in Woodsville.
1472
01:17:50,318 --> 01:17:51,919
Fuck you!
1473
01:17:53,898 --> 01:17:55,585
Fuck it doesn't count.
1474
01:17:58,543 --> 01:17:59,749
Damn, she shot Ashton!
1475
01:17:59,774 --> 01:18:03,444
Welcome to Act Three, bitches.
1476
01:18:04,776 --> 01:18:05,876
What?
1477
01:18:06,711 --> 01:18:08,413
What does it mean?
1478
01:18:09,268 --> 01:18:11,437
When everything goes wrong.
1479
01:18:12,518 --> 01:18:15,244
I still don't understand what it means
but, in my opinion, we need to run!
1480
01:18:15,269 --> 01:18:16,781
Let's run!
1481
01:18:32,370 --> 01:18:33,275
Cindy!
1482
01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,014
Brenda.
1483
01:18:35,039 --> 01:18:36,741
Cindy, there's shooting!
1484
01:18:36,766 --> 01:18:38,134
These kids are crazy!
1485
01:18:38,159 --> 01:18:40,177
I think it's all because of the video games
1486
01:18:40,202 --> 01:18:42,771
not alcohol or lack of
parental control.
1487
01:18:42,796 --> 01:18:44,175
You'll need it.
1488
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,200
Are there more black ones?
1489
01:18:46,225 --> 01:18:47,960
Oops, wrong bag.
1490
01:18:49,265 --> 01:18:50,065
Here you go.
1491
01:18:50,253 --> 01:18:52,075
Who are you, Joan Wick?
1492
01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:54,619
I would say Ballerina
but no one watched this shit.
1493
01:18:55,626 --> 01:18:56,527
Let's get down to business.
1494
01:18:56,552 --> 01:18:57,786
OK.
1495
01:19:00,621 --> 01:19:02,921
Help! He hurt me!
1496
01:19:02,946 --> 01:19:05,882
I'm definitely not pretending!
Please help!
1497
01:19:05,907 --> 01:19:07,175
What do you think?
1498
01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:09,494
I think Drake lost to Kendrick.
1499
01:19:09,519 --> 01:19:12,522
I still like Drake
but what the hell was with the lawsuit?
1500
01:19:12,547 --> 01:19:14,335
Such a rat move.
1501
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:16,563
I'm talking about this situation.
1502
01:19:16,769 --> 01:19:18,736
Oh, about this? A hundred pounds of trap.
1503
01:19:18,761 --> 01:19:20,461
She doesn’t know that we swam - we do.
1504
01:19:21,798 --> 01:19:22,922
Brenda!
1505
01:19:23,965 --> 01:19:24,999
Brenda!
1506
01:19:25,268 --> 01:19:27,804
Cindy! How painful!
1507
01:19:28,713 --> 01:19:31,182
- I will Survive?
- I doubt.
1508
01:19:31,207 --> 01:19:33,977
Oh my god, Cindy. Oh my god.
1509
01:19:34,002 --> 01:19:35,972
Bitch, I'm still alive!
1510
01:19:36,891 --> 01:19:38,456
Guilty. Sorry.
1511
01:19:38,481 --> 01:19:41,914
Now get out there and get it over with.
1512
01:19:42,241 --> 01:19:43,514
For me, Cindy.
1513
01:19:43,539 --> 01:19:45,589
Anything for you, Brenda.
1514
01:19:50,303 --> 01:19:53,538
Oh yes! I bought it.
1515
01:19:53,563 --> 01:19:56,265
Good old trick
never fails with ketchup.
1516
01:19:56,290 --> 01:20:00,026
This bitch is crazy if she thinks
that I will drag my black ass there.
1517
01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:05,219
Attention, killers!
1518
01:20:05,697 --> 01:20:08,851
You have five seconds to exit!
1519
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:22,834
Small!
1520
01:20:22,859 --> 01:20:23,809
Bitch!
1521
01:20:24,082 --> 01:20:26,084
You shot my favorite bong.
1522
01:20:26,351 --> 01:20:28,154
Go find your pantry!
1523
01:20:28,698 --> 01:20:29,491
Sorry.
1524
01:20:44,998 --> 01:20:47,132
How cute.
1525
01:20:47,732 --> 01:20:49,843
Brenda is doing well with money.
1526
01:20:53,349 --> 01:20:54,416
What...?
1527
01:20:58,481 --> 01:20:59,615
Red light!
1528
01:21:00,937 --> 01:21:03,159
Red light, green light!
One, two, three!
1529
01:21:05,149 --> 01:21:07,282
Oh, okay, so we play the yard version.
1530
01:21:08,740 --> 01:21:10,562
Red light, green light!
One, two, three!
1531
01:21:13,386 --> 01:21:15,038
Ha, you moved!
1532
01:21:15,063 --> 01:21:16,283
I didn't move.
1533
01:21:21,566 --> 01:21:24,503
Ghostface 249 is eliminated.
1534
01:21:31,178 --> 01:21:33,452
You're breathing right in my face, sir.
1535
01:21:44,376 --> 01:21:47,738
Someone needs to scrub it later
fingerprints from mirrors. And definitely not me!
1536
01:21:48,472 --> 01:21:49,805
I'll wipe it off.
1537
01:21:50,572 --> 01:21:52,371
Don't leave divorces!
1538
01:21:59,945 --> 01:22:01,078
No!
1539
01:22:14,876 --> 01:22:17,853
I knew that I would
It will be useful to swallow the clip.
1540
01:22:17,878 --> 01:22:20,013
And who's smiling now, bitch?
1541
01:22:31,163 --> 01:22:33,266
Hi, Cindy.
1542
01:22:33,722 --> 01:22:34,889
Hello.
1543
01:22:35,201 --> 01:22:39,492
It looks like you forgot the first one
rule of survival in a horror movie
1544
01:22:39,517 --> 01:22:42,153
“Never answer your phone”!
1545
01:22:42,808 --> 01:22:46,445
I thought the first rule was -
“never trust your lover.”
1546
01:22:47,825 --> 01:22:48,968
Oh, really?
1547
01:22:48,993 --> 01:22:51,311
Well, I'm changing the rules.
How do you like this?
1548
01:22:52,195 --> 01:22:55,502
New rule: Fuck you!
1549
01:22:55,527 --> 01:22:56,302
Stop, stop!
1550
01:22:57,934 --> 01:23:00,637
Why do you hate closets so much!?
1551
01:23:00,662 --> 01:23:02,345
I told you to go out.
1552
01:23:02,370 --> 01:23:04,438
Well I didn't mean to
I was shot!
1553
01:23:04,463 --> 01:23:06,065
How ironic.
1554
01:23:06,566 --> 01:23:08,364
Did you miss me, bitch?
1555
01:23:09,123 --> 01:23:10,892
Oh my god, it's Ghostface!
1556
01:23:11,158 --> 01:23:12,126
It turned out implausible.
1557
01:23:13,728 --> 01:23:14,996
Think you're John Wick?
1558
01:23:15,021 --> 01:23:16,423
Did I kill your dog, or what?
1559
01:23:21,547 --> 01:23:23,382
The dog is just a metaphor.
1560
01:23:23,849 --> 01:23:25,615
This is all because of the death of his wife!
1561
01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:26,993
Are you sure it's not an allegory?
1562
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:39,955
Let's begin.
1563
01:24:01,154 --> 01:24:03,010
Oh, this stuntwoman is good!
1564
01:24:43,429 --> 01:24:44,897
Suck dick.
1565
01:24:55,330 --> 01:24:57,332
Shoot him, Sarah. Get it over with.
1566
01:24:57,357 --> 01:24:59,262
Don't tell me what to do!
1567
01:24:59,287 --> 01:25:03,235
Now is not the best time to resolve
our problems of mothers and daughters,
1568
01:25:03,260 --> 01:25:07,765
but Sarah, I'm so sorry,
I was a terrible mom.
1569
01:25:07,790 --> 01:25:10,260
I didn't even know about your sister Wednesday...
1570
01:25:10,285 --> 01:25:11,453
Tuesday.
1571
01:25:11,602 --> 01:25:14,572
We need to clarify
legal considerations.
1572
01:25:14,597 --> 01:25:16,199
But I prepared you for this.
1573
01:25:16,774 --> 01:25:18,109
So come on baby.
1574
01:25:18,441 --> 01:25:19,705
Kill him.
1575
01:25:20,034 --> 01:25:21,754
- Sarah?
- Jack!
1576
01:25:21,779 --> 01:25:23,213
- Sarah!
- Jack!
1577
01:25:23,238 --> 01:25:24,538
- Sarah!
- Oh, Jack!
1578
01:25:24,563 --> 01:25:25,930
- Sarah!
- Jack!
1579
01:25:25,955 --> 01:25:26,823
- Sarah!
- Jack!
1580
01:25:26,848 --> 01:25:27,927
- Sarah!
- Jack!
1581
01:25:27,952 --> 01:25:28,852
Thank God you're okay.
1582
01:25:28,877 --> 01:25:30,749
Because it was I who wanted to kill you!
1583
01:25:31,311 --> 01:25:33,127
That's it, baby.
1584
01:25:34,832 --> 01:25:36,582
She said that this is all for my sake.
1585
01:25:36,607 --> 01:25:38,916
No, Sarah.
1586
01:25:39,830 --> 01:25:41,225
You were just bait.
1587
01:25:41,912 --> 01:25:43,412
It's for her sake.
1588
01:25:44,146 --> 01:25:45,180
Whore!
1589
01:25:45,205 --> 01:25:47,407
Sorry, honey.
I hate being right.
1590
01:25:47,715 --> 01:25:49,416
You should have listened to Doofy.
1591
01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,151
"Beloved".
1592
01:25:52,176 --> 01:25:54,780
It just seems too obvious.
1593
01:25:54,805 --> 01:25:57,114
This makes it less obvious.
1594
01:25:57,139 --> 01:25:58,729
- Same story, honey.
- Yes.
1595
01:25:58,754 --> 01:26:00,757
Well, that's the twist!
1596
01:26:01,109 --> 01:26:02,728
Now to the kitchen! Forward!
1597
01:26:02,753 --> 01:26:04,221
Move!
1598
01:26:04,246 --> 01:26:05,425
So, listen here!
1599
01:26:06,625 --> 01:26:11,169
You see, a good Scary Movie
hasn't happened since the first part.
1600
01:26:11,194 --> 01:26:14,731
We will save the franchise.
Bring our star.
1601
01:26:17,045 --> 01:26:19,480
Hollywood is out of ideas!
1602
01:26:20,190 --> 01:26:22,594
Why would it come out then?
Scary Movie 6?
1603
01:26:22,619 --> 01:26:24,783
But it wouldn't work
only with new characters, right?
1604
01:26:25,205 --> 01:26:27,456
We need original characters.
1605
01:26:27,811 --> 01:26:33,050
And there would be no Cindy without her
sassy black girlfriend, Brenda.
1606
01:26:33,075 --> 01:26:36,113
Doesn't have to be that much
focus on “black”.
1607
01:26:36,285 --> 01:26:39,077
Brenda! You were shot!
1608
01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:40,702
Really?
1609
01:26:41,366 --> 01:26:45,159
Wait, it's true!
Look, God healed me!
1610
01:26:46,125 --> 01:26:46,839
What is He doing!
1611
01:26:46,864 --> 01:26:48,032
Stop dancing!
1612
01:26:48,057 --> 01:26:49,784
Stop dancing! Everyone stop!
1613
01:26:51,879 --> 01:26:54,251
Mother! No!
1614
01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:57,039
You called me mom.
1615
01:26:57,820 --> 01:26:59,585
You don't care about me.
1616
01:27:00,141 --> 01:27:02,677
Well I'd go so far
I didn’t come in, but... yes.
1617
01:27:02,702 --> 01:27:04,181
Go for Tuesday!
1618
01:27:04,424 --> 01:27:08,060
Okay, ladies, it's time to move the bodies out.
1619
01:27:08,085 --> 01:27:10,250
Forward, forward, forward.
1620
01:27:10,275 --> 01:27:11,716
Please don't!
1621
01:27:12,410 --> 01:27:13,966
What? Who else are you?
1622
01:27:13,991 --> 01:27:17,166
We are the bastards who
are taking over this franchise.
1623
01:27:17,727 --> 01:27:18,699
Oh yeah? Is it true?
1624
01:27:19,237 --> 01:27:21,059
OK! My God.
1625
01:27:21,084 --> 01:27:23,200
This was not in the plan.
1626
01:27:23,876 --> 01:27:25,356
Oh god, damn.
1627
01:27:26,114 --> 01:27:27,564
Like this one.
1628
01:27:31,474 --> 01:27:33,052
Wait, Ray has the same one!
1629
01:27:33,802 --> 01:27:35,180
Damn it!
1630
01:27:36,891 --> 01:27:38,949
Anthony Anderson!
1631
01:27:38,974 --> 01:27:40,008
Yes.
1632
01:27:40,033 --> 01:27:42,029
And I brought my
friend, Kevin Hart.
1633
01:27:49,737 --> 01:27:51,352
- What?
- Shaq?
1634
01:27:51,377 --> 01:27:54,247
That's it. I'm on my knees
Same height as Kevin.
1635
01:27:54,464 --> 01:27:55,632
Kevin refused.
1636
01:27:55,923 --> 01:27:57,191
Kevin Hart refused?
1637
01:27:57,216 --> 01:27:59,185
This little bastard
agrees to everything.
1638
01:27:59,210 --> 01:28:00,379
Yes, that's right.
1639
01:28:00,404 --> 01:28:01,738
But wait!
1640
01:28:01,763 --> 01:28:03,168
That's not all.
1641
01:28:04,292 --> 01:28:07,662
Ta-dam, bitches!
1642
01:28:07,687 --> 01:28:09,413
Ray? Small?
1643
01:28:09,438 --> 01:28:11,107
Yes, that's us.
1644
01:28:11,404 --> 01:28:13,876
Four black killers.
1645
01:28:13,901 --> 01:28:15,488
- Yes.
- We are writing history.
1646
01:28:15,963 --> 01:28:18,612
This is the new definition
Black excellence.
1647
01:28:19,489 --> 01:28:21,291
But why would you do this?
1648
01:28:21,316 --> 01:28:22,716
The question is:
1649
01:28:22,958 --> 01:28:24,994
why did you try
make a sequel without us?
1650
01:28:25,019 --> 01:28:26,087
Yes!
1651
01:28:26,112 --> 01:28:28,359
When the studio wanted
replace these brothers,
1652
01:28:28,384 --> 01:28:30,082
I was there.
1653
01:28:30,107 --> 01:28:32,190
- Facts.
- And me?
1654
01:28:32,302 --> 01:28:33,170
What about you?
1655
01:28:33,195 --> 01:28:35,913
You were in one scene
in the fourth part.
1656
01:28:35,938 --> 01:28:38,720
Yeah, but I forced that motherfucker
Dr. Phil cut off his leg.
1657
01:28:38,745 --> 01:28:40,743
- And now he's crazy.
- Yes, he started acting weird.
1658
01:28:40,768 --> 01:28:43,240
But do you see what they are trying to do?
1659
01:28:43,265 --> 01:28:45,391
They want to pit us against each other.
1660
01:28:45,416 --> 01:28:48,051
They want to force blacks...
to act in a very black way.
1661
01:28:48,076 --> 01:28:49,184
Exactly!
1662
01:28:49,209 --> 01:28:52,332
Yo, Shaq. I'm proud of you, bro.
1663
01:28:52,357 --> 01:28:54,858
You've built a great career
sports commentator,
1664
01:28:54,883 --> 01:28:56,213
when I decided to quit basketball.
1665
01:28:56,614 --> 01:29:00,164
And I love The Big Podcast.
Nigga, I just love him!
1666
01:29:00,189 --> 01:29:02,592
Even though I don't say a single word
I don’t understand yours.
1667
01:29:02,617 --> 01:29:03,618
You say there something like:
1668
01:29:07,605 --> 01:29:08,406
"Kobe."
1669
01:29:08,431 --> 01:29:09,597
Enough.
1670
01:29:09,622 --> 01:29:13,260
But my point is, nigga
that I like your show!
1671
01:29:14,539 --> 01:29:16,623
But I still haven’t forgotten “Did you summon the Genie?”
1672
01:29:16,648 --> 01:29:18,048
Fuck it all!
1673
01:29:18,073 --> 01:29:19,208
Kick his ass!
1674
01:29:19,233 --> 01:29:21,944
- Where did you take your big ass!
- I hated this movie too!
1675
01:29:21,969 --> 01:29:23,372
Why did you leave the Lakers!?
1676
01:29:23,397 --> 01:29:26,237
You and Kobe would have nine rings!
1677
01:29:26,262 --> 01:29:27,868
This motherfucker sold me out!
1678
01:29:27,893 --> 01:29:29,168
Shakuil!
1679
01:29:29,193 --> 01:29:31,893
What is your foot size!?
1680
01:29:31,918 --> 01:29:32,604
52!
1681
01:29:32,629 --> 01:29:35,536
What size is your dick?
1682
01:29:35,561 --> 01:29:37,083
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ray!
1683
01:29:37,108 --> 01:29:38,818
- Pass.
- What the hell are you talking about?
1684
01:29:38,843 --> 01:29:40,170
I do this for the sake of culture.
1685
01:29:40,195 --> 01:29:41,713
What culture?
1686
01:29:41,738 --> 01:29:43,438
- Culture Club. Nigga!
- Bro.
1687
01:29:43,463 --> 01:29:45,747
Come on Ray, we're killing
people. Concentrate.
1688
01:29:45,772 --> 01:29:47,127
OK. Back to business.
1689
01:29:47,811 --> 01:29:51,056
Hey Ant, don't worry. We're family.
1690
01:29:51,081 --> 01:29:52,954
Ent, great respect to you.
1691
01:29:53,987 --> 01:29:56,529
Eight Emmy nominations for "Dark Comedy."
1692
01:29:56,554 --> 01:29:57,655
My nigga!
1693
01:29:57,680 --> 01:30:00,547
Well, in general, the series
nominated only five times.
1694
01:30:00,572 --> 01:30:02,513
I was nominated - eight.
1695
01:30:03,527 --> 01:30:04,437
Oh, thank you.
1696
01:30:04,903 --> 01:30:05,904
Actor!
1697
01:30:05,929 --> 01:30:08,566
Is it true? Eight nominations.
1698
01:30:08,591 --> 01:30:10,593
- Crazy, man.
- Yeah.
1699
01:30:12,291 --> 01:30:14,360
- But I never won.
- What?
1700
01:30:16,516 --> 01:30:17,716
And you, Brutus?
1701
01:30:17,741 --> 01:30:19,652
Don't speak Spanish to me, motherfucker!
1702
01:30:19,677 --> 01:30:22,639
This is for starring
in Scary Movies 3 and 4!
1703
01:30:22,664 --> 01:30:25,067
I didn't know they fired your family!
1704
01:30:25,092 --> 01:30:27,055
And this is for the fact that
copied our episode
1705
01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:29,786
with a reference to "Good
times" to "Black Comedy"!
1706
01:30:29,811 --> 01:30:32,194
But you were on The WB!
1707
01:30:33,034 --> 01:30:35,131
Nobody watched this shit!
1708
01:30:37,145 --> 01:30:38,456
Well, that's true.
1709
01:30:38,481 --> 01:30:40,311
What are you doing?
1710
01:30:40,578 --> 01:30:42,934
They didn't create the franchise, you did.
1711
01:30:42,959 --> 01:30:44,378
- Yes.
- No!
1712
01:30:44,712 --> 01:30:47,756
Starting a franchise doesn't make you a killer!
1713
01:30:48,302 --> 01:30:50,013
But franchise theft does!
1714
01:30:50,038 --> 01:30:52,167
"Scary Movie"
was our franchise!
1715
01:30:52,192 --> 01:30:53,678
- Fucker!
- And they stole it!
1716
01:30:53,703 --> 01:30:56,064
And they started making those shitty parodies!
1717
01:30:56,089 --> 01:30:59,179
"Very epic movie"!
What the hell? "Unreal blockbuster"!
1718
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,990
- “Movie date”!
- This is for the “Movie Date”!
1719
01:31:01,015 --> 01:31:03,101
And for the one where the man with the little...
A man with hooves!
1720
01:31:03,126 --> 01:31:05,170
Nigga, this is a "Very Epic Movie."
He deserves a second time.
1721
01:31:05,195 --> 01:31:06,777
- Hit him again!
- I hate this Narnia!
1722
01:31:06,802 --> 01:31:08,340
He's already dead!
1723
01:31:08,365 --> 01:31:10,345
Friedberg and Seltzer, nigga
1724
01:31:12,182 --> 01:31:13,508
No, no, no.
1725
01:31:13,533 --> 01:31:15,756
And you... And you...
1726
01:31:15,781 --> 01:31:18,910
You starred in “Very
scary movies 3 and 4" without us!
1727
01:31:18,935 --> 01:31:21,678
Nigga, I'm sorry!
They offered me so much money!
1728
01:31:21,703 --> 01:31:25,420
I bought a new house and car.
A wig that doesn't itch.
1729
01:31:26,275 --> 01:31:27,709
What about you?
1730
01:31:28,665 --> 01:31:33,337
Well I had a chance to work
with the inimitable Charlie Sheen.
1731
01:31:35,250 --> 01:31:37,060
It's significant. He's a legend.
1732
01:31:37,085 --> 01:31:38,751
And his machine is just crazy.
1733
01:31:38,776 --> 01:31:41,499
Did you know he was sleeping
with 47 thousand women?
1734
01:31:41,524 --> 01:31:43,759
And a thousand of them were men.
1735
01:31:44,139 --> 01:31:45,490
Lucky.
1736
01:31:46,183 --> 01:31:49,001
Wait, are you going to kill us?
1737
01:31:50,365 --> 01:31:51,545
Not.
1738
01:31:52,434 --> 01:31:55,136
What kind of Halloween would that be?
without Jamie Lee Curtis?
1739
01:31:55,161 --> 01:31:57,113
Or Scream without Neve Campbell?
1740
01:31:57,138 --> 01:31:58,440
That would be Scream 6.
1741
01:31:58,465 --> 01:32:01,234
How were you able to pull all this off?
1742
01:32:01,259 --> 01:32:02,260
Cindy!
1743
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:05,301
Do you know how much
Are there Wayans brothers?
1744
01:32:05,326 --> 01:32:07,625
- Nigga, billions!
- Billions!
1745
01:32:07,650 --> 01:32:11,154
I'm just glad that
The old gang is back together.
1746
01:32:11,454 --> 01:32:13,865
So, all in the middle and on the count of three:
1747
01:32:13,890 --> 01:32:15,090
"Core Four".
1748
01:32:15,115 --> 01:32:18,335
- What? It's stupid.
- No, no, this is a cringe.
1749
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:22,598
What about “Young and Retired”?
1750
01:32:22,623 --> 01:32:25,793
Yes, or "Old and Beautiful."
1751
01:32:25,818 --> 01:32:28,189
Or "Lovely and Wrinkly."
1752
01:32:28,214 --> 01:32:30,724
Yes, or "Sexy and Old Men."
1753
01:32:33,075 --> 01:32:33,799
{\an8}PETROL
1754
01:32:36,657 --> 01:32:38,947
But we were brought in to take over the franchise!
1755
01:32:38,972 --> 01:32:42,410
Well, yes. You are 70 years old!
1756
01:32:42,435 --> 01:32:44,103
Just not in your mouth!
1757
01:32:44,520 --> 01:32:45,320
Whore!
1758
01:32:46,831 --> 01:32:48,848
I dragged her from the subway.
1759
01:32:49,224 --> 01:32:50,292
Oh my back.
1760
01:32:51,237 --> 01:32:54,300
Guys, guys! They're already dead!
1761
01:32:54,325 --> 01:32:56,729
Not! The little bastards always come back.
1762
01:32:56,754 --> 01:32:58,564
Oh no. Not this time!
1763
01:32:58,589 --> 01:33:01,130
That's it. Come on, Ray, let's go.
1764
01:33:01,155 --> 01:33:02,491
Who has the matches?
1765
01:33:02,516 --> 01:33:04,403
Yes, yes!
1766
01:33:04,428 --> 01:33:06,529
Fuck the new generation!
1767
01:33:12,715 --> 01:33:13,783
Sarah, tell me what to do!
1768
01:33:13,808 --> 01:33:16,010
Blow, bitch, blow!
1769
01:33:27,117 --> 01:33:29,734
Stop. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Shouldn't we be ashamed?
1770
01:33:29,759 --> 01:33:31,226
It's like our children.
1771
01:33:31,251 --> 01:33:32,953
- Fuck the kids!
- Yes!
1772
01:33:32,978 --> 01:33:35,048
This is our franchise!
1773
01:33:35,073 --> 01:33:39,438
Besides, we can
leave dramatically while the fire is behind you!
1774
01:33:39,463 --> 01:33:41,197
But it's so hot.
1775
01:33:41,222 --> 01:33:43,556
Well, I don't know, I like it.
1776
01:33:44,680 --> 01:33:46,724
- Really, Ray?
- We need to play firefighters.
1777
01:33:46,749 --> 01:33:48,718
Do you want to dress up as a fireman?
1778
01:33:48,743 --> 01:33:50,763
No, I want you to dress up as a fireman.
1779
01:33:51,796 --> 01:33:53,018
Can't you smell a draft?
1780
01:33:55,001 --> 01:33:59,479
Translation: Goodman Subs
There are two post-credit scenes
1781
01:33:59,504 --> 01:34:04,057
Translation: Goodman Subs
1782
01:35:58,357 --> 01:36:03,901
VERY SCARY MOVIE
1783
01:36:06,466 --> 01:36:08,868
Soon in yours
the nearest cinemas...
1784
01:36:08,893 --> 01:36:10,298
Come to me...
1785
01:36:10,649 --> 01:36:12,084
Count Brolock.
1786
01:36:13,049 --> 01:36:17,421
From the studio that gave you
all black versions of white films.
1787
01:36:19,801 --> 01:36:24,147
I am just hunger.
And nothing more.
1788
01:36:24,172 --> 01:36:25,965
Yesterday you didn't say that
1789
01:36:25,990 --> 01:36:27,625
when he sucked my breast!
1790
01:36:29,834 --> 01:36:31,590
The sisters can hear you.
1791
01:36:31,615 --> 01:36:32,523
Late!
1792
01:36:33,371 --> 01:36:34,725
A worthless cheater.
1793
01:36:34,750 --> 01:36:36,004
I don't know this bitch!
1794
01:36:36,029 --> 01:36:38,026
She tried to knock me down!
This is a provocation!
1795
01:36:38,051 --> 01:36:40,382
- Negro, you are insignificant.
- Yes.
1796
01:36:40,407 --> 01:36:43,070
Behold the black vampire.
1797
01:36:43,492 --> 01:36:45,394
"Brosferatu."
1798
01:36:46,618 --> 01:36:48,753
At the movies this Kwanzaa holiday.
1799
01:38:02,182 --> 01:38:05,785
Kuk-ku. Peek-a-boo
1800
01:38:06,476 --> 01:38:10,480
Happy birthday, A.S. Burger
1801
01:38:10,745 --> 01:38:12,847
Something is wrong here.
1802
01:38:13,326 --> 01:38:15,260
He's definitely ghostface.
1803
01:38:15,518 --> 01:38:16,453
Sit down.
1804
01:38:17,742 --> 01:38:18,843
I agree, Burger.
1805
01:38:19,221 --> 01:38:21,832
This Rukoblud must carry out
the rest of his life in prison.
1806
01:38:21,857 --> 01:38:23,792
His little hand...
1807
01:38:23,817 --> 01:38:27,556
With all due respect,
he would give her a good handjob.
1808
01:38:27,581 --> 01:38:29,744
It would be incredible, I guarantee it.
1809
01:38:29,769 --> 01:38:30,837
A strong grip.
1810
01:38:30,862 --> 01:38:32,253
And farming right away
looks twice as big.
1811
01:38:32,768 --> 01:38:33,688
Yes.
1812
01:38:33,713 --> 01:38:34,915
I don't want him to jerk me off.
1813
01:38:34,940 --> 01:38:36,603
Let me say
this comes first.
1814
01:38:36,628 --> 01:38:38,630
- I don't want to be jerked off.
- Me too.
1815
01:38:38,655 --> 01:38:41,276
But when you look at her,
it's like a shotgun.
1816
01:38:42,288 --> 01:38:43,365
Ready.
1817
01:38:44,758 --> 01:38:46,590
So listen up
We'll keep him here for now, okay?
1818
01:38:46,615 --> 01:38:47,924
- OK.
- Maybe a day.
1819
01:38:47,949 --> 01:38:49,301
Maybe two weeks. Don't know.
1820
01:38:49,326 --> 01:38:50,601
I don't know how long this movie is.
1821
01:38:50,626 --> 01:38:52,797
Like Christopher's movie
Nolan with farts.
1822
01:38:52,822 --> 01:38:57,210
But I want you to go there
and showed him what you have.
1823
01:38:57,235 --> 01:38:58,503
I understood - I accepted.
1824
01:39:08,380 --> 01:39:10,150
Here she is.
1825
01:39:10,175 --> 01:39:12,478
Birthday girl.
1826
01:39:15,421 --> 01:39:16,723
I brought the cake.
1827
01:39:17,768 --> 01:39:19,136
Make a wish.
1828
01:39:20,916 --> 01:39:22,818
My germs!
1829
01:39:26,255 --> 01:39:28,420
You'll lick your fingers.
1830
01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:33,292
Agent Burger, I'm just trying.
extend my strong hand to you.
1831
01:39:33,317 --> 01:39:35,492
- No!
- But it's a meme.
1832
01:39:35,517 --> 01:39:39,666
Mr. Rukoblud, are you Ghostface?
1833
01:39:40,410 --> 01:39:41,376
Let's go!
1834
01:39:42,516 --> 01:39:44,709
Wow, it stings. Something like...
1835
01:39:45,707 --> 01:39:47,142
- Okay, this hurts.
- Stop it.
1836
01:39:47,654 --> 01:39:48,922
Can I talk to you for a second?
1837
01:39:48,947 --> 01:39:50,415
Yes, sure.
1838
01:39:52,492 --> 01:39:54,093
This table needs an airbag.
1839
01:39:54,118 --> 01:39:54,648
We must...
1840
01:39:55,384 --> 01:39:56,403
Damn you!
1841
01:39:57,753 --> 01:39:59,255
I didn't think it would hurt so much.
1842
01:39:59,411 --> 01:40:02,542
- We took the wrong one.
- I wanted to say it myself.
1843
01:40:02,725 --> 01:40:05,121
- Why?
- Because I'm a psychic.
1844
01:40:05,146 --> 01:40:06,870
Oh yes!
1845
01:40:06,895 --> 01:40:07,837
You know, this is when...
1846
01:40:08,472 --> 01:40:09,673
Damn it!
1847
01:40:09,698 --> 01:40:11,092
Oh my god, you read my mind.
1848
01:40:11,117 --> 01:40:12,003
I want to say something...
1849
01:40:12,812 --> 01:40:14,414
So what should we do?
1850
01:40:15,059 --> 01:40:16,761
We leave slowly.
1851
01:40:16,786 --> 01:40:18,641
Like my neighbor when I
caught him in my wife.
1852
01:40:18,666 --> 01:40:19,760
Where are you guys going?
1853
01:40:20,342 --> 01:40:21,610
Are they still together?
1854
01:40:22,232 --> 01:40:23,227
Unfortunately.
1855
01:40:24,490 --> 01:40:25,625
I'm sorry.
1856
01:40:25,650 --> 01:40:27,713
Nothing. We're having a threesome now.