1 00:00:44,925 --> 00:00:46,843 Man: Here, you can take this ticket! 2 00:00:47,010 --> 00:00:52,140 You can have this ticket and keep it! I'm not paying that ticket! 3 00:00:53,433 --> 00:00:57,104 Jesus! Jerk, will you watch where you're going?! 4 00:00:59,481 --> 00:01:01,733 Then I want you to go to the cellar... 5 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:05,112 Check the water under the boiler. I want that today! 6 00:01:05,279 --> 00:01:07,739 - Could you do that? - Would you give me a hand? 7 00:01:07,906 --> 00:01:11,326 I ain't the doorman, Ms. Barrett, I'm the building superintendent. 8 00:01:11,493 --> 00:01:12,828 You're also a human being. 9 00:01:12,995 --> 00:01:15,831 It's not my job, but what the hell, I'll do you a favor. 10 00:01:15,998 --> 00:01:18,834 When are you gonna fix the radiator in the baby's room? 11 00:01:19,001 --> 00:01:22,129 - You know, I asked you last week. - Didn't I do that? 12 00:01:22,296 --> 00:01:25,799 Well, it's getting really cold in there. I... 13 00:01:26,383 --> 00:01:28,844 Okay, well, it's no problem. 14 00:01:44,318 --> 00:01:46,111 Hey, stop that carriage! 15 00:01:46,570 --> 00:01:47,821 Stop! Man: Get it! 16 00:01:52,409 --> 00:01:54,077 That's my baby! 17 00:01:56,371 --> 00:01:57,581 Man: Jesus! 18 00:01:57,748 --> 00:01:59,207 Oscar, watch out! 19 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,752 My god! 20 00:02:02,878 --> 00:02:04,504 Please! 21 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,347 Stop that carriage! 22 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:29,196 Oscar. 23 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:36,495 J“ ghostbusters j“ 24 00:02:37,871 --> 00:02:41,333 J“ if there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood j“ 25 00:02:42,209 --> 00:02:45,337 -j' who you gonna call? J' -j' ghostbusters j“ 26 00:02:46,213 --> 00:02:49,216 j“ if there's something weird and it don't look good j“ 27 00:02:50,592 --> 00:02:53,720 -J' who you gonna call? J' -j' ghostbusters j“ 28 00:03:00,852 --> 00:03:02,729 J“ I ain't afraid of no ghost j'j' 29 00:03:08,026 --> 00:03:10,821 - Ray: How many of them are there? - Fourteen. They're in here. 30 00:03:10,987 --> 00:03:13,824 I hope you can handle it. It's been like a nightmare. 31 00:03:13,990 --> 00:03:17,494 - How big are they? - Mm. Fourfeet. 32 00:03:21,957 --> 00:03:25,377 Hey, kids, listen up! Listen up! Look who's here! 33 00:03:25,544 --> 00:03:27,796 Ray: Hey! 34 00:03:27,963 --> 00:03:30,048 How you doing, kids? All: Boo! 35 00:03:30,215 --> 00:03:32,384 I thought it was gonna be he-man. 36 00:03:32,551 --> 00:03:34,386 - Yeah. - Hey, hey, I know. 37 00:03:34,553 --> 00:03:36,972 Why don't we all sit down and we'll have fun. 38 00:03:39,641 --> 00:03:42,269 You know, my dad says you guys are full of crap. 39 00:03:42,436 --> 00:03:44,187 - Jason. - Some people have trouble... 40 00:03:44,354 --> 00:03:47,816 - Believing in the paranormal. - No, he says you're full of crap... 41 00:03:47,983 --> 00:03:50,318 And that's why you're out of business. 42 00:03:51,278 --> 00:03:52,821 Song. 43 00:03:55,157 --> 00:03:57,534 Woman: Come on, everybody! 44 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:00,954 J“ ghostbusters j“ 45 00:04:01,621 --> 00:04:05,500 j“ there's somethin' strange in the neighborhood j“ 46 00:04:05,667 --> 00:04:07,169 j“ who you gonna call? J' 47 00:04:07,335 --> 00:04:11,423 - he-man! - He-man! He-man! He-man! 48 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:13,633 J“ and it don't look good j'j' 49 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,511 - let's go get a beer, all right? - Yeah. 50 00:04:19,931 --> 00:04:21,850 - Thank you. Call anytime. - Bye. 51 00:04:22,017 --> 00:04:23,769 Look, that's it. I've had it, ray. 52 00:04:23,935 --> 00:04:25,854 - No more parties. - Here's your share. 53 00:04:26,021 --> 00:04:29,107 I'm tired of taking abuse from overprivileged 9-year—olds. 54 00:04:29,274 --> 00:04:32,402 I know, z, but we can't quit now. The holidays are coming up. 55 00:04:32,569 --> 00:04:34,988 - It's our best season. - Ray. 56 00:04:35,155 --> 00:04:38,116 Man, face it. Ghostbusters doesn't exist. 57 00:04:38,742 --> 00:04:41,870 A year from now, those kids won't remember who we are. 58 00:04:42,037 --> 00:04:45,624 Ungrateful, little yuppie larvae. After all we did for this city. 59 00:04:45,791 --> 00:04:49,211 Yeah, we conjured up a 100-foot marshmallow man... 60 00:04:49,377 --> 00:04:52,297 Blew the top three floors off an uptown high-rise... 61 00:04:52,464 --> 00:04:54,966 Ended up getting sued by every state, county... 62 00:04:55,133 --> 00:04:56,927 And city agency in New York. 63 00:04:57,093 --> 00:04:59,846 Yeah, but what a ride. 64 00:05:14,694 --> 00:05:19,366 Dana: Right out into the middle of traffic and I started really running after it. 65 00:05:19,533 --> 00:05:23,036 And then it suddenly stopped, right in the middle of the street. 66 00:05:23,203 --> 00:05:25,539 Mm-hm. Did anyone else see this happen? 67 00:05:25,705 --> 00:05:27,874 Well, sure, hundreds of people. 68 00:05:28,041 --> 00:05:30,252 Egon, I didn't imagine this. 69 00:05:30,418 --> 00:05:34,130 I'm not saying you did. In science, we look for the simplest explanation. 70 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:35,465 - Woman: We're ready. - Good. 71 00:05:35,632 --> 00:05:38,301 We'll start with the negative calibration. 72 00:05:40,428 --> 00:05:43,181 - What are you working on, egon? - Trying to determine... 73 00:05:43,348 --> 00:05:46,268 Whether human emotions affect the physical environment. 74 00:05:46,434 --> 00:05:49,813 It's a theory ray and I had when we were still ghostbusters. 75 00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:51,273 Can they see us? 76 00:05:51,773 --> 00:05:54,442 Egon: No. They think they're here for marriage counseling. 77 00:05:56,069 --> 00:05:57,797 We kept them waiting for two and a half hours. 78 00:05:57,821 --> 00:06:00,282 I've been increasing the temperature in the room. 79 00:06:00,448 --> 00:06:02,868 It's up to 95 degrees at the moment. 80 00:06:04,119 --> 00:06:05,829 Now my assistant has asked them... 81 00:06:05,996 --> 00:06:08,415 If they'd mind waiting another half-hour. 82 00:06:10,458 --> 00:06:13,003 Oh. Good. Very good. 83 00:06:13,169 --> 00:06:15,797 Very, very nice. 84 00:06:15,964 --> 00:06:19,968 - So, egon, what do you think? - Excellent. Just excellent. 85 00:06:20,135 --> 00:06:21,678 Do the happiness index next. 86 00:06:21,845 --> 00:06:24,723 I mean, about the carriage. 87 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:28,101 Well, I'd like to bring ray in on this, if you don't mind. 88 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:31,146 Sure. Whatever you think. 89 00:06:31,313 --> 00:06:32,689 But not venkman. 90 00:06:32,856 --> 00:06:34,774 Oh, no. 91 00:06:35,483 --> 00:06:38,320 - Do you ever see him? - Occasionally. 92 00:06:38,486 --> 00:06:40,196 - How is he these days? - Peter? 93 00:06:40,363 --> 00:06:42,699 Well, he was borderline for a while. 94 00:06:42,866 --> 00:06:45,160 Then he crossed the border. 95 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:48,371 Does he ever mention me? 96 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:56,296 Oh. Well, we... we didn't part on very good terms. 97 00:06:56,463 --> 00:07:00,216 And then we sort of lost track of each other after I got married. 98 00:07:00,383 --> 00:07:03,178 - We're ready for the affection test. - Send in the puppy. 99 00:07:03,345 --> 00:07:07,223 I thought of getting in touch with him after my marriage ended, but... 100 00:07:11,728 --> 00:07:13,146 Isn't that sweet? 101 00:07:17,859 --> 00:07:20,362 I appreciate your doing this. 102 00:07:21,321 --> 00:07:23,281 Try not to worry. 103 00:07:24,282 --> 00:07:26,534 Here's my phone number. You'll call me? 104 00:07:28,078 --> 00:07:30,914 I'd rather you didn't mention any of this to Peter. 105 00:07:31,081 --> 00:07:33,375 No, I won't. I won't. 106 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:44,219 Let's see what happens when we take away the puppy. 107 00:07:44,386 --> 00:07:46,638 Peter: Gee, I end up living in an igloo... 108 00:07:49,766 --> 00:07:51,851 My father encouraged them all. 109 00:07:53,061 --> 00:07:55,063 Hi. Welcome back to world of the psychic. 110 00:07:55,230 --> 00:07:56,481 I'm Peter venkman. 111 00:07:56,648 --> 00:08:01,361 I'm chatting with my guest. Author, lecturer and psychic... 112 00:08:01,528 --> 00:08:07,117 Milton angland. Milt, your new book is called the end of the world. 113 00:08:07,283 --> 00:08:09,411 Now, can you tell us when it's gonna be... 114 00:08:09,577 --> 00:08:11,705 Or do we have to buy the book? 115 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,207 Well, I predict that the world will end... 116 00:08:14,374 --> 00:08:16,668 At the stroke of midnight on new year's Eve. 117 00:08:17,293 --> 00:08:18,586 - This year? - Mm-hm. 118 00:08:18,753 --> 00:08:23,049 Well, that's cutting it a little bit close, isn't it? I mean... 119 00:08:23,216 --> 00:08:26,428 Just from a sales point of view, your book is just coming out... 120 00:08:26,594 --> 00:08:29,472 You're not gonna see any paperback sales for a year. 121 00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:32,976 It'll be another year before you know if you've got that mini-series... 122 00:08:33,143 --> 00:08:36,604 Or movie of the week possibilities. Just devil's advocate, milty. 123 00:08:36,771 --> 00:08:40,233 I mean, shouldn't you have said, "the world's gonna end in 1992"? 124 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,736 - Wait a minute. This is... - Or better yet, 1994. 125 00:08:42,902 --> 00:08:45,780 This is not just some money-making scheme, all right? 126 00:08:46,281 --> 00:08:51,119 I have a strong psychic belief... 127 00:08:53,496 --> 00:08:56,332 That the world will end... 128 00:08:56,499 --> 00:08:59,127 On new year's Eve. 129 00:09:03,965 --> 00:09:06,718 - For your sake, I hope you're right. - Thank you. 130 00:09:06,885 --> 00:09:09,804 Okay, but I think my other guest may disagree with you. 131 00:09:10,555 --> 00:09:11,806 Elaine. 132 00:09:11,973 --> 00:09:14,642 Now, you had another date in mind. 133 00:09:14,809 --> 00:09:16,644 According to my source... 134 00:09:16,811 --> 00:09:22,442 The end of the world will be on February 14th in the year 2016. 135 00:09:23,318 --> 00:09:25,236 Valentine's day. 136 00:09:25,779 --> 00:09:27,363 Bummer. 137 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,449 Where'd you get your date, Elaine? 138 00:09:30,825 --> 00:09:33,286 I received this information from an alien. 139 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:35,955 As I told my husband... 140 00:09:36,122 --> 00:09:38,625 It was in the paramus holiday inn. 141 00:09:38,792 --> 00:09:42,170 I was having a drink at the bar, alone... 142 00:09:42,337 --> 00:09:44,506 And this alien approached me. 143 00:09:44,672 --> 00:09:48,301 He started talking to me. He bought me a drink. 144 00:09:48,468 --> 00:09:52,722 And then I think he must have used some kind of a ray... 145 00:09:52,889 --> 00:09:54,599 Or a mind-control device... 146 00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:57,852 Because he forced me to follow him to his room. 147 00:10:00,688 --> 00:10:03,900 He told me about the end of the world. 148 00:10:07,278 --> 00:10:10,573 So your alien had a room at the holiday inn, paramus? 149 00:10:11,658 --> 00:10:13,868 It might've been a room on the spacecraft... 150 00:10:14,035 --> 00:10:17,205 Made up to look like a room at the holiday inn. 151 00:10:17,372 --> 00:10:20,500 I can't be sure about that, Peter. 152 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,711 Of course not. And that is the whole problem with aliens... 153 00:10:23,878 --> 00:10:25,588 Is you just can't trust them. 154 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:29,384 Occasionally you meet a nice one: Starman, e.T. 155 00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:32,720 But usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard! Ha, ha. 156 00:10:32,887 --> 00:10:35,723 That's all the time we've got for this week on world of the psychic. 157 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,517 Next week, though... 158 00:10:37,684 --> 00:10:40,311 Give me ira. Hairless pets. 159 00:10:43,731 --> 00:10:46,067 This is Peter venkman, saying: 160 00:10:48,278 --> 00:10:51,072 Heh, heh. See you then. Bye. 161 00:10:51,739 --> 00:10:53,283 Where do you find these people? 162 00:10:53,449 --> 00:10:55,869 What about the telekinetic guy who bends spoons? 163 00:10:56,035 --> 00:10:58,997 He canceled. This is the best we could do at short notice. 164 00:10:59,164 --> 00:11:01,040 No respected psychic will come on the show. 165 00:11:01,207 --> 00:11:03,418 - They think you're a fraud. - I am a fraud. 166 00:11:03,585 --> 00:11:06,421 Mr. Mayor. Lenny. Lenny! 167 00:11:06,588 --> 00:11:08,089 - Pete venkman. - Can I help you? 168 00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:10,175 Yeah, get your hand off me. 169 00:11:10,341 --> 00:11:13,094 I'm an old friend. I wanna say hello, give him a kiss. 170 00:11:13,261 --> 00:11:16,639 I'm Jack hardemeyer, I'm the mayor's assistant. I know who you are. 171 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,225 I just don't see any ghosts anywhere. 172 00:11:19,392 --> 00:11:22,520 Ha, ha, ha. That's why I wanted to talk to his highness. 173 00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:25,857 We did a little job for the city and got stiffed on the bill... 174 00:11:26,024 --> 00:11:28,484 By some bureaucratic bookworm like yourself. 175 00:11:29,027 --> 00:11:32,197 You stay away from the mayor. He's running for governor next fall. 176 00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:35,116 And we don't need him associated with two-bit frauds... 177 00:11:35,283 --> 00:11:38,161 And publicity hounds like you and your friends. 178 00:11:38,328 --> 00:11:40,079 You know, I'm a voter. 179 00:11:40,246 --> 00:11:44,042 Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt? 180 00:11:47,795 --> 00:11:52,467 All right, yes. Now, I want you to put the vigo in the arch. 181 00:11:52,634 --> 00:11:54,844 Under the arch there. 182 00:11:55,011 --> 00:11:57,013 Everything you're doing is bad. 183 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:59,432 I want you to know this. 184 00:11:59,933 --> 00:12:02,936 You be careful there, all right? 185 00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:05,396 No one listens to me. 186 00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:09,400 Well, Dana, how are you doing? 187 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:12,362 - How's this bonington coming? - It's coming along fine. 188 00:12:12,528 --> 00:12:14,948 This mixture you gave me is working really well. 189 00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:19,035 Yes? Well, I make pretty good cocktails, don't I? Heh. 190 00:12:19,202 --> 00:12:20,578 Yes, you're doing really... 191 00:12:20,745 --> 00:12:22,664 - Quite good work there. - Thank you. 192 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:27,502 It won't be long before you can assist me in, eh... 193 00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:30,046 More important restoration. 194 00:12:30,213 --> 00:12:32,882 Just a... a white thing. 195 00:12:33,049 --> 00:12:34,926 Well, thank you, Dr. Poha. 196 00:12:35,093 --> 00:12:38,012 - Janosz. - Janosz. Um... 197 00:12:38,179 --> 00:12:39,806 I've enjoyed working here... 198 00:12:39,973 --> 00:12:43,559 But now that my baby's older, I'm gonna try to go back to orchestra. 199 00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:47,355 I'm sorry to hear that you will not... Be not here. 200 00:12:47,522 --> 00:12:49,440 Well, uh, could I say goodbye? 201 00:12:49,607 --> 00:12:52,402 You know, maybe bring you to a brunch today? 202 00:12:52,568 --> 00:12:55,947 Well, I can't today, I have an appointment. In fact, I'd better go. 203 00:12:56,114 --> 00:12:59,909 I don't understand this. Every day I say, "can you do something?" 204 00:13:00,076 --> 00:13:02,161 You say, "no, I can't do something." 205 00:13:02,328 --> 00:13:05,581 - Do I have bad breath or something? - Of course not. 206 00:13:05,748 --> 00:13:09,919 All right. Well, I'll give you a rain check. 207 00:13:15,508 --> 00:13:18,386 I think that she likes me. 208 00:13:18,553 --> 00:13:22,390 Heh. No, I do. I truly do. 209 00:13:27,687 --> 00:13:30,398 Egon: This one's interesting, ray. Berlin, 1939. 210 00:13:30,565 --> 00:13:33,526 A flower cart took off by itself, rolled half a kilometer. 211 00:13:33,693 --> 00:13:37,030 - Three hundred eyewitnesses. - My best to the coven. 212 00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:39,115 Berlin, huh? You know... 213 00:13:39,282 --> 00:13:42,452 You should also check Duke university studies on psychokinesis. 214 00:13:42,618 --> 00:13:43,703 I pulled it. 215 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,931 Peter: Perhaps you could help me... 216 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,458 I'm looking for a love-potion aerosol... 217 00:13:48,624 --> 00:13:51,878 That I could spray on a certain penthouse pet... 218 00:13:52,045 --> 00:13:54,005 To obtain her total submission. 219 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:56,132 - Hello, venkman. - Hi, Pete. How's it going? 220 00:13:56,299 --> 00:13:57,842 Very well. Hi, egon. 221 00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,302 How's school? 222 00:13:59,469 --> 00:14:02,764 I bet those science chicks dig that large cranium of yours, huh? 223 00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:05,016 I think they're more interested in my epididymis. 224 00:14:09,771 --> 00:14:12,732 Ray, let's close this place up so you can buy me a calzone. 225 00:14:12,899 --> 00:14:15,276 I can't do that now. I'm working on something. 226 00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:17,278 But your book came in. 227 00:14:17,445 --> 00:14:21,157 - Magical paths to fortune and power. - Thank you. 228 00:14:21,324 --> 00:14:23,368 - Good luck with that, venkman. - Ray: Heh. 229 00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,161 - Put this on my account? - Sure. 230 00:14:25,328 --> 00:14:27,080 - Ray, take a look at this. - Yeah. 231 00:14:27,246 --> 00:14:29,165 What are you guys working on? 232 00:14:29,624 --> 00:14:32,126 - Uh, well, we're just kind of... - Ahem. 233 00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:34,295 Checking something out for a friend. 234 00:14:34,462 --> 00:14:37,298 Neat. Who? Ray: Um... 235 00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:41,135 Ray's occult. 236 00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:43,763 Seven o'clock on weekdays, midnight on Saturdays. 237 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,348 Thank you. 238 00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:50,144 - Who? - Who? 239 00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:53,439 - Uh, just someone we know. - Oh. 240 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:55,441 - Who? - Aah! 241 00:14:55,608 --> 00:14:58,194 - I can't! No! No! No! - Yes, you can. Who? 242 00:14:58,361 --> 00:15:00,321 - Nobody! Nobody! - Can you tell me now? 243 00:15:00,488 --> 00:15:01,948 - I can't! - Now? 244 00:15:02,115 --> 00:15:03,991 Dana Barrett! 245 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,287 My Dana Barrett? 246 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:13,292 Dana: I'll get it. 247 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:22,343 - Hi, Dana. - Hi, ray. 248 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:25,179 How good to see you. Thanks for coming. 249 00:15:25,346 --> 00:15:27,390 No problem. Always glad to help. And hug. 250 00:15:27,557 --> 00:15:28,850 - Hello, Dana. - Hi, egon. 251 00:15:29,016 --> 00:15:30,226 Nice place. 252 00:15:30,393 --> 00:15:32,353 I know I'm asking for the big hurt... 253 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,814 But I thought I'd give us one more chance. 254 00:15:34,981 --> 00:15:37,775 He tortured me. He pulled my ears. 255 00:15:37,942 --> 00:15:38,985 Hello, Peter. 256 00:15:40,611 --> 00:15:42,530 Hello, Dana. 257 00:15:43,948 --> 00:15:46,951 - What would you like to do first? - We'd like to examine the baby. 258 00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:50,830 Yeah, and anything associated with the baby, especially stuffed toys. 259 00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:53,374 - Then the buggy. - All right. Can I put him here? 260 00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,543 - And wherever he sleeps. - Yes. 261 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,150 - Egon: This'll be fine. - This okay? 262 00:15:57,295 --> 00:15:58,754 - That's fine. - Okay. 263 00:15:58,921 --> 00:16:00,548 We'll have to lay him down flat. 264 00:16:00,715 --> 00:16:03,384 Dana: Okay, sweetheart, they're gonna take a look at you. 265 00:16:03,551 --> 00:16:05,553 Egon: We'll do a cursory medical examination. 266 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,889 Gammel and pross infant acuity test? 267 00:16:08,055 --> 00:16:10,391 Sounds good. We'll finish with an apgar score. 268 00:16:10,558 --> 00:16:12,310 It's nothing that's gonna hurt him, right? 269 00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:15,980 - Ha. No. - No. No, I don't think so. He'll be fine. 270 00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:29,118 - You ever done this before? - On a chimp. 271 00:16:29,285 --> 00:16:30,995 So whatever happened to Mr. Right? 272 00:16:31,162 --> 00:16:33,456 I heard he ditched you and ran off to Europe. 273 00:16:33,623 --> 00:16:36,584 He didn't ditch me. We had some problems... 274 00:16:36,751 --> 00:16:40,296 And he got a very good job offer from an orchestra in London. 275 00:16:40,463 --> 00:16:42,131 So he ditched you. 276 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:46,761 Okay. Subject is a male Caucasian... 277 00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:49,055 Approximately... Egon: Twenty-four inches. 278 00:16:49,222 --> 00:16:51,557 Twenty-four inches in, uh, length. 279 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:55,895 Subject weighs approximately 18 pounds and is about 8 months old. 280 00:16:56,062 --> 00:16:58,397 Uh, okay. Ocular? 281 00:16:58,564 --> 00:17:01,234 Uh, pupillary response normal. 282 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,568 Auditory. 283 00:17:03,861 --> 00:17:06,906 - Egon: Appears normal. - Apillary reflex. 284 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:10,576 - Egon: Appears to be ticklish. - Yep. Baby ticklish. 285 00:17:10,743 --> 00:17:13,621 You know, you'd have been better off marrying me. 286 00:17:15,414 --> 00:17:17,875 You never asked me. 287 00:17:18,042 --> 00:17:21,879 And whenever I brought it up, you'd get drowsy and fall asleep. 288 00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:26,968 You never got it, Dana. 289 00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:29,887 I'm a man. I'm sensitive. 290 00:17:30,054 --> 00:17:33,474 I need to feel loved. I need to be desired. 291 00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:36,894 It's when you started introducing me as "the old ball and chain." 292 00:17:37,061 --> 00:17:39,188 That's when I left. 293 00:17:40,648 --> 00:17:42,942 Well, I may have a lot of personal problems... 294 00:17:43,109 --> 00:17:45,945 But I'm a total professional when it comes to my job. 295 00:17:46,112 --> 00:17:48,573 - Egon. - What? 296 00:17:48,739 --> 00:17:51,617 - What are we doing? - He seems to be fine, Dana. 297 00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:53,536 - He's very healthy. - He's okay. 298 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:55,955 When he does sleep, where do you put him? 299 00:17:56,122 --> 00:17:58,374 Right around here. I'll show you. 300 00:17:58,541 --> 00:18:01,544 Venkman, would you get a stool specimen, please? 301 00:18:02,169 --> 00:18:04,505 Business or personal? 302 00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:08,801 It's a little messy. 303 00:18:08,968 --> 00:18:11,762 Well, we don't wanna play, just sweep for valences. 304 00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:13,514 Mm. Very cheerful. 305 00:18:13,681 --> 00:18:15,891 My parents didn't believe in toys. 306 00:18:23,649 --> 00:18:25,484 You wanna play with a big kid? 307 00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:32,450 You know, I should have been your father. 308 00:18:32,617 --> 00:18:33,951 I mean, I could have been. 309 00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:40,082 I understand. 310 00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:53,679 Help! He's gone completely berserk. Help! Help! 311 00:18:55,348 --> 00:18:57,058 Both: Uh-oh. 312 00:18:58,809 --> 00:19:01,312 You mean, you never even had a slinky? 313 00:19:01,479 --> 00:19:03,397 We had part of a slinky. 314 00:19:03,564 --> 00:19:05,024 But I straightened it. 315 00:19:05,191 --> 00:19:07,401 Help! Help! 316 00:19:10,404 --> 00:19:11,614 He, uh... 317 00:19:11,781 --> 00:19:14,742 He had some sort of clear liquid coming out of his mouth. 318 00:19:14,909 --> 00:19:17,703 - Well, that happens. - Ahem. 319 00:19:18,454 --> 00:19:19,830 What do you think? 320 00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:21,415 Well, he's ugly. 321 00:19:21,582 --> 00:19:23,542 I mean, he's not elephant man ugly... 322 00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:26,295 But he's not attractive. Was his father ugly? 323 00:19:26,462 --> 00:19:28,255 - Don't listen. - And he stinks. 324 00:19:28,422 --> 00:19:30,883 You're ripe, senor. 325 00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:33,052 Did his father stink? 326 00:19:33,219 --> 00:19:36,305 Yeah. Daddy was a smelly, huh? 327 00:19:36,472 --> 00:19:39,183 - What's your name? - His name is Oscar. 328 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,311 Oh. Named after a hot dog. You poor man. 329 00:19:42,478 --> 00:19:43,938 - You poor, poor man. - Oh. 330 00:19:44,105 --> 00:19:46,774 But seriously, there's nothing... 331 00:19:46,941 --> 00:19:49,235 Unusual about him, is there? 332 00:19:49,402 --> 00:19:53,406 Well, I don't have a lot of experience with babies. 333 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,617 But you're excited now... 334 00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:59,912 Because mama's here to get your stool sample. Right, mama? 335 00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:01,997 - Stool sample? - Yeah. 336 00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:07,670 - Nothing. - So what, brainiac? 337 00:20:07,837 --> 00:20:10,381 I'd like to run gynecological tests on the mother. 338 00:20:10,548 --> 00:20:13,426 - Who wouldn't? - Let's check the street. 339 00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:17,096 It stopped right over there... 340 00:20:17,263 --> 00:20:20,057 - In the middle of the crosswalk. - I can get us there. 341 00:20:20,224 --> 00:20:21,642 - Venkman. - Hold on. 342 00:20:21,809 --> 00:20:24,478 We're scientists, excuse us. Get out of the way! 343 00:20:24,645 --> 00:20:26,731 Thanks a lot. We gotta do an inquiry here. 344 00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:28,941 Hold on. Thanks. Appreciate it. 345 00:20:29,108 --> 00:20:31,444 - Thanks. - Man: You gonna move out or what? 346 00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:35,197 Relax, you're on the meter. Hey! We're scientists, get out of the way. 347 00:20:37,199 --> 00:20:39,326 I think we hit the honeypot. 348 00:20:39,493 --> 00:20:43,539 There's something brewing under the street. I've got 1118 on the pke. 349 00:20:43,706 --> 00:20:45,875 Two-point-five gevs on the gigameter. 350 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:48,169 Well, what does that mean? 351 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:05,644 Hey! How you doing? 352 00:21:10,274 --> 00:21:14,153 - Fine. Fine. It's cutting fine now. - Great. 353 00:21:14,779 --> 00:21:15,988 Why are you cutting? 354 00:21:16,155 --> 00:21:17,948 Egon: Why am I cutting? 355 00:21:18,115 --> 00:21:20,075 - Cop: Yeah. - Boss! 356 00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:24,079 Who told you to stop cutting? 357 00:21:24,246 --> 00:21:26,081 - Somebody...? - What're you guys doing? 358 00:21:26,248 --> 00:21:28,918 - Did you tell him to stop? - Yes. What are you doing? 359 00:21:29,084 --> 00:21:32,296 What's it look like? Why don't you let us work? We let you work. 360 00:21:32,463 --> 00:21:34,715 Hey, take it easy. I tell you why we're here. 361 00:21:34,882 --> 00:21:38,052 Because jerk downtown is making us work on a Friday night. 362 00:21:38,219 --> 00:21:40,179 - Am I right, Peter? - Of course you are. 363 00:21:40,346 --> 00:21:42,848 - Is he right, Ziggy? - Yo. 364 00:21:43,724 --> 00:21:46,685 - You guys take it easy, all right? - Come on. Come on. 365 00:21:46,852 --> 00:21:48,229 What have you been doing? 366 00:21:48,395 --> 00:21:50,564 While you were getting coffee for an hour... 367 00:21:50,731 --> 00:21:53,192 I've been digging a big hole in the street. 368 00:21:54,693 --> 00:21:57,238 Looks like you uncovered an old air shaft. 369 00:21:57,404 --> 00:21:59,156 Man, that just goes on and on. 370 00:21:59,323 --> 00:22:02,660 This is very intense. We should get a deeper reading. 371 00:22:02,827 --> 00:22:05,871 Yeah. We're gonna need a deeper reading. 372 00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:08,707 Somebody has to go down there. 373 00:22:08,874 --> 00:22:11,669 Yeah, somebody's gotta go down there. 374 00:22:24,348 --> 00:22:27,977 Aah! Stinging! I'm stinging! 375 00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:33,524 Listen to me. 376 00:22:33,983 --> 00:22:35,234 What? Who? 377 00:22:35,401 --> 00:22:39,405 I, vigo, the scourge of carpathia... 378 00:22:39,572 --> 00:22:43,659 The sorrow of moldavia, command you. 379 00:22:43,826 --> 00:22:45,911 Oh! Command me, lord. 380 00:22:46,078 --> 00:22:50,291 On a mountain of skulls in the castle of pain... 381 00:22:50,457 --> 00:22:54,503 I sat on a throne of blood. 382 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,672 What was, will be. 383 00:22:56,839 --> 00:23:00,342 What is, will be no more. 384 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:04,930 Now is the season of evil. 385 00:23:05,556 --> 00:23:06,724 Evil? 386 00:23:06,891 --> 00:23:12,354 Find me a child, that I might live again. 387 00:23:16,442 --> 00:23:19,278 A child. A child? 388 00:23:40,341 --> 00:23:42,009 Peter: You all right? 389 00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:45,346 Yeah, I'm good. The speed's good, boys. 390 00:23:45,512 --> 00:23:47,598 Keep it coming. 391 00:24:00,986 --> 00:24:04,448 We're breaking through. I see some light. 392 00:24:05,199 --> 00:24:09,161 I'm in some kind of a chamber. There's tile work. 393 00:24:09,328 --> 00:24:11,038 Slime! Egon: What? 394 00:24:11,205 --> 00:24:13,207 Ray: It's a river of slime! 395 00:24:15,584 --> 00:24:19,922 There's gotta be 25,000 gallons of it. It's flowing through here like a river. 396 00:24:20,673 --> 00:24:24,051 Van horne. Pneumatic transit. I can't believe it. 397 00:24:24,218 --> 00:24:26,804 The old pneumatic transit system, it's still here. 398 00:24:26,971 --> 00:24:29,682 Okay. Whoa, whoa. That's good. Hold me up. That's good. 399 00:24:29,848 --> 00:24:31,684 What do you see? 400 00:24:33,268 --> 00:24:36,939 All right. Let's see if I can get a sample. 401 00:24:37,106 --> 00:24:38,732 What's going on here? 402 00:24:38,899 --> 00:24:41,735 Hey, what's the story? 403 00:24:43,529 --> 00:24:46,448 Hey, what, you boneheads are gonna roust me out again? 404 00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:49,034 I got 3000 phones out in greenwich village. 405 00:24:49,201 --> 00:24:51,954 I got about 8 million miles of cable I gotta check. 406 00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:54,248 You gonna come shake my monkey tree again?! 407 00:24:54,415 --> 00:24:57,543 What are you talking about? The phone lines are over there. 408 00:24:58,919 --> 00:25:01,505 What'd I say to you? The phone lines are over there. 409 00:25:01,672 --> 00:25:04,383 - What did I say? How many times? - Cop: Hey! 410 00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:08,053 Hey, you're not with con ed or the phone company. We checked. 411 00:25:08,220 --> 00:25:09,513 So tell me another one. 412 00:25:11,432 --> 00:25:13,017 I got a major gas leak here! 413 00:25:13,183 --> 00:25:15,978 Where do you think all this is coming from, the sky? 414 00:25:21,775 --> 00:25:23,152 Uh, okay, boys. 415 00:25:23,318 --> 00:25:24,611 Boys? 416 00:25:24,778 --> 00:25:26,697 Uh, pull me up now, all right? 417 00:25:27,948 --> 00:25:31,326 There's some kind of activity going on with this stuff. 418 00:25:31,493 --> 00:25:32,911 Boys? Hey, help! 419 00:25:33,078 --> 00:25:34,705 Take me up! Peter: Ray! 420 00:25:34,872 --> 00:25:36,832 Start it! Start it! 421 00:25:36,999 --> 00:25:39,460 Boys? Hey, what's going on up there? 422 00:25:39,626 --> 00:25:42,171 Come on! Get me out of this hole! 423 00:26:00,939 --> 00:26:02,900 Sweetie. 424 00:26:05,152 --> 00:26:07,321 Go back to sleep, darling. 425 00:26:11,408 --> 00:26:12,785 - Who is it? - It's janosz. 426 00:26:12,951 --> 00:26:14,787 Janosz. 427 00:26:15,579 --> 00:26:17,790 Hello, janosz. 428 00:26:18,582 --> 00:26:21,710 - This is a surprise. - Oh, hello. 429 00:26:21,877 --> 00:26:26,965 Yes. Well, I happened to be here in this neighborhood... 430 00:26:27,132 --> 00:26:31,178 And I thought that I would stop by to see how is it with you. 431 00:26:31,345 --> 00:26:34,473 Yeah, because of all this blackness, it was. 432 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,684 - We're fine. Thank you. Thank... - Well, then, you're okay? 433 00:26:37,851 --> 00:26:41,730 - How's the baby? Woo-hoo! - He's okay. Yes. 434 00:26:42,272 --> 00:26:45,317 - He's, um, sleeping. - Oh, but I "woo" -ed. 435 00:26:45,484 --> 00:26:47,820 - That's okay. - Heh. All right. Uh... 436 00:26:47,986 --> 00:26:50,989 Do you need anything? You know? 437 00:26:51,156 --> 00:26:53,367 Do you want me to come in? 438 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:59,039 - No, thank you. - All right. 439 00:26:59,206 --> 00:27:02,668 Just thought that I would check. You know. 440 00:27:02,835 --> 00:27:07,673 Well, hey, you. Don't let the bedbugs bite. 441 00:27:09,133 --> 00:27:11,218 Good night, janosz. 442 00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:33,532 Man: Before we begin this trial, I want to make one thing very clear. 443 00:27:34,199 --> 00:27:36,743 The law does not recognize the existence of ghosts... 444 00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:38,871 And I don't believe in them either. 445 00:27:39,037 --> 00:27:42,791 I don't want to hear a lot of malarkey about goblins, spooks and demons. 446 00:27:42,958 --> 00:27:45,002 We'll stick to the facts in this case... 447 00:27:45,169 --> 00:27:48,172 And leave the ghost stories to the kiddies, understood? 448 00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:50,174 Sounds like a pretty open-minded guy. 449 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,800 They call him "the hammer." 450 00:27:51,967 --> 00:27:54,595 What can we do? It's in the hands of our lawyer now. 451 00:27:54,761 --> 00:27:56,847 I think you guys are making a big mistake. 452 00:27:57,014 --> 00:28:00,267 I do mostly tax law and some probate stuff occasionally. 453 00:28:00,434 --> 00:28:02,311 I got my law degree at night school. 454 00:28:02,936 --> 00:28:06,607 Well, that's fine, Louis. We got arrested at night. 455 00:28:06,773 --> 00:28:08,942 Look, just put these guys away fast... 456 00:28:09,109 --> 00:28:11,987 And make sure they go away for a long, long time, okay? 457 00:28:12,613 --> 00:28:15,282 I don't think it'll be hard, with this list of charges. 458 00:28:15,449 --> 00:28:17,743 Good. Very good. 459 00:28:18,869 --> 00:28:21,580 Heh. Violating a judicial restraining order... 460 00:28:21,747 --> 00:28:25,542 Willful destruction of public property, fraud, malicious mischief. 461 00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:28,879 See you in a couple of years, at your first parole hearing. 462 00:28:29,046 --> 00:28:31,173 Heh, heh. You'll never take us alive. 463 00:28:32,049 --> 00:28:35,302 All right, all right. Let's get on with it. 464 00:28:35,469 --> 00:28:36,762 Your honor... 465 00:28:36,929 --> 00:28:40,098 Ladies and gentlemen of the audience... 466 00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:43,727 I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. 467 00:28:43,894 --> 00:28:47,105 So the blackout was a big problem for everybody, okay? 468 00:28:47,272 --> 00:28:50,567 I was in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. 469 00:28:50,734 --> 00:28:52,152 But I don't blame them. 470 00:28:52,319 --> 00:28:56,448 Because one time I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you. 471 00:29:02,162 --> 00:29:05,457 Very good, Louis. Short but pointless. 472 00:29:05,624 --> 00:29:07,751 Prosecutor: Mr. Fianella... 473 00:29:07,918 --> 00:29:12,839 Please look at exhibits a through f on the table over here. 474 00:29:13,423 --> 00:29:15,050 Do you recognize this equipment? 475 00:29:15,217 --> 00:29:17,928 Yeah, that's the stuff the cops took from their truck. 476 00:29:18,095 --> 00:29:20,305 Do you know what this equipment is used for? 477 00:29:20,889 --> 00:29:23,809 I don't know. Uh, catching ghosts, maybe? I don't know. 478 00:29:23,976 --> 00:29:28,397 May I remind the court the defendants are under a judicial restraining order... 479 00:29:28,563 --> 00:29:31,358 That strictly forbids them from performing services... 480 00:29:31,525 --> 00:29:34,653 As paranormal investigators or eliminators. 481 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:36,196 Judge: So noted. 482 00:29:36,363 --> 00:29:38,282 Now, Mr. Fianella... 483 00:29:38,448 --> 00:29:42,995 Can you identify the substance in this jar marked "exhibit f"? 484 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,874 Yeah. Yeah, that's the stuff, all right. 485 00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:51,378 Your honor, I've been working underground for con ed for 27 years. 486 00:29:51,545 --> 00:29:53,964 - I never saw anything like this in my life. - Mmm. 487 00:29:54,131 --> 00:29:56,341 Whatever's down there, they put it there. 488 00:29:56,508 --> 00:29:58,176 - No, we didn't! - Ray, ray. 489 00:29:58,343 --> 00:29:59,594 Shut up! 490 00:29:59,761 --> 00:30:02,681 - So you were just trying to help... - Help out a friend. 491 00:30:02,848 --> 00:30:04,850 - Who was frightened. - Who was scared. 492 00:30:05,017 --> 00:30:06,560 And when you're scared... what? 493 00:30:06,727 --> 00:30:09,896 - There was no evil... - No evil was intended. No malice. 494 00:30:10,063 --> 00:30:12,190 When you live in a place and you love it... 495 00:30:12,357 --> 00:30:14,359 You don't want nothing bad to happen. 496 00:30:14,526 --> 00:30:15,944 - What? - It was a one-shot... 497 00:30:16,111 --> 00:30:19,948 It'll never happen again. It's an isolated incident, a one-shot deal. 498 00:30:20,115 --> 00:30:21,575 - Objection, your honor. - What? 499 00:30:21,742 --> 00:30:23,660 - He's leading the witness. - Sustained. 500 00:30:23,827 --> 00:30:25,662 Give me a break. We're both lawyers. 501 00:30:25,829 --> 00:30:29,249 Mr. Tully, do you have any questions for this witness... 502 00:30:29,416 --> 00:30:31,960 That might have bearing on this case? 503 00:30:32,127 --> 00:30:35,172 - Do I? - No, we've helped them out enough. 504 00:30:35,339 --> 00:30:37,090 No, your honor. 505 00:30:37,257 --> 00:30:38,467 Your witness. 506 00:30:40,927 --> 00:30:42,888 Dr. Venkman... 507 00:30:43,055 --> 00:30:46,433 Would you please tell the court why you and your co-defendants... 508 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:51,355 Took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of first Avenue? 509 00:30:51,521 --> 00:30:55,025 There's so many holes in first Avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice. 510 00:30:57,069 --> 00:30:59,946 Keep that up, mister, I'll find you in contempt. 511 00:31:01,198 --> 00:31:02,616 I'm truly sorry, your honor. 512 00:31:02,783 --> 00:31:05,702 I'll ask you again. Why were you digging the hole? 513 00:31:05,869 --> 00:31:07,788 And please remember you're under oath. 514 00:31:08,580 --> 00:31:10,624 There are some things in this world... 515 00:31:10,791 --> 00:31:13,835 That go way beyond human understanding. 516 00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:15,754 Things that cannot be explained... 517 00:31:15,921 --> 00:31:18,423 Things that most people don't wanna know about. 518 00:31:18,590 --> 00:31:21,009 That is where we come in. 519 00:31:21,176 --> 00:31:23,970 So you're saying the world of the supernatural... 520 00:31:24,137 --> 00:31:26,014 Is your exclusive province? 521 00:31:26,181 --> 00:31:29,059 Kitten, I think what I'm saying is that... 522 00:31:29,226 --> 00:31:32,813 Sometimes shit happens, someone has to deal with it... 523 00:31:32,979 --> 00:31:35,107 And who you gonna call? 524 00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:38,568 Shut up! 525 00:31:39,319 --> 00:31:43,281 Peter venkman, Raymond stantz, egon spengler, stand up! 526 00:31:43,448 --> 00:31:45,075 Gmum 527 00:31:46,159 --> 00:31:48,578 you too, Mr. Tully. 528 00:31:50,372 --> 00:31:52,207 I find you guilty on all charges. 529 00:31:52,374 --> 00:31:55,210 I order you to pay fines in the amount of $25,000 each. 530 00:31:56,628 --> 00:31:59,881 I sentence you to 18 months at the correctional facility at riker's island. 531 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,925 Egie, she's twitching. 532 00:32:02,384 --> 00:32:04,386 I'm not finished! 533 00:32:04,553 --> 00:32:07,639 On a more personal note, let me just go on record... 534 00:32:07,806 --> 00:32:10,767 As saying that there's no place for fakes, charlatans... 535 00:32:10,934 --> 00:32:12,269 - Your honor... - Shut up! 536 00:32:12,436 --> 00:32:15,939 - Tricksters like you in decent society. - Your honor, this is important. 537 00:32:16,106 --> 00:32:18,233 You play on innocent people's gullibility. 538 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:19,734 - Yes, sir. - Be quiet! 539 00:32:19,901 --> 00:32:21,945 - But... - If my hands weren't tied... 540 00:32:22,112 --> 00:32:24,030 By the unalterable fetters of the law... 541 00:32:24,197 --> 00:32:27,826 Then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forebears... 542 00:32:28,452 --> 00:32:32,122 Reach back to a purer, sternerjustice... 543 00:32:32,289 --> 00:32:35,834 And have you burned at the stake! 544 00:32:45,469 --> 00:32:47,929 Oh, my god, the scoleri brothers. 545 00:32:53,059 --> 00:32:55,812 - The scoleri brothers! - Friends of yours?! 546 00:32:56,188 --> 00:32:59,191 I tried them for murder! Gave them the chair! 547 00:33:01,985 --> 00:33:03,612 You gotta do something! 548 00:33:03,778 --> 00:33:06,573 Why don't you just tell them you don't believe in ghosts. 549 00:33:18,710 --> 00:33:20,962 You gotta do something. Help me! 550 00:33:21,129 --> 00:33:23,048 Don't talk to me. Talk to my attorney. 551 00:33:23,215 --> 00:33:26,343 That's me! My guys are still under a misstrangement order. 552 00:33:26,510 --> 00:33:29,763 That blue thing I got from her. They could be exposing themselves. 553 00:33:29,930 --> 00:33:32,432 And you don't want us exposing ourselves. 554 00:33:46,112 --> 00:33:49,074 - You're next, bubbles. - All right! I rescind the order! 555 00:33:49,241 --> 00:33:51,326 - Case dismissed! - Hurray! We won the case! 556 00:33:51,493 --> 00:33:52,744 Now, do something! 557 00:34:00,877 --> 00:34:03,672 I always hated this part of the business. 558 00:34:08,468 --> 00:34:11,304 It's been a couple years since we used this stuff. 559 00:34:11,471 --> 00:34:13,223 - I hope it still works. - Egon: It should. 560 00:34:13,390 --> 00:34:15,809 Power cells have a half-life of 5000 years. 561 00:34:15,976 --> 00:34:18,019 There's no time for a bench test. 562 00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:19,229 Heat them up. 563 00:34:22,107 --> 00:34:26,236 - Do... - Re... 564 00:34:27,529 --> 00:34:28,738 Egon! 565 00:35:34,763 --> 00:35:38,183 Egon: You got him, venkman! Hold him! Steady. 566 00:35:39,684 --> 00:35:44,064 Come on, big boy. I'm gonna take you home to my private zoo. 567 00:35:46,232 --> 00:35:48,485 You got him. You got him! 568 00:35:48,652 --> 00:35:50,445 - Egie, bring the trap. - Okay, okay. 569 00:35:52,697 --> 00:35:54,824 Behind you, ray! 570 00:35:58,995 --> 00:36:00,580 Hold him, ray! 571 00:36:00,747 --> 00:36:03,458 Venkman, start bringing him back! 572 00:36:03,625 --> 00:36:06,211 Come on, you big meanie. Let's go, hyah, chubby. 573 00:36:06,753 --> 00:36:09,506 Ray, keep pulling him to the right. 574 00:36:09,673 --> 00:36:12,467 Okay, the trap's going in. 575 00:36:13,009 --> 00:36:14,719 No, no, no, spengie! 576 00:36:16,596 --> 00:36:18,181 Hold it, ray! Peter: Hit it! 577 00:36:27,857 --> 00:36:29,526 - Two in the box! - Ready to go! 578 00:36:29,693 --> 00:36:32,070 - We be fast. - All: And they be slow! 579 00:36:35,532 --> 00:36:39,035 We're the best! We're the beautiful! We're the only... 580 00:36:39,202 --> 00:36:41,788 - Ghostbusters. - We're back! 581 00:36:45,959 --> 00:36:47,502 J“ ghostbusters j“ 582 00:36:47,669 --> 00:36:49,796 ghostbusters. 583 00:36:50,797 --> 00:36:52,632 Yes, we're back. 584 00:36:53,425 --> 00:36:55,051 J“ ghostbusters j“ 585 00:36:55,218 --> 00:36:58,972 j“ something strange goin' on something's wrong j“ 586 00:37:01,015 --> 00:37:04,018 J“ outside is the storm all alone in the crib j“ 587 00:37:04,185 --> 00:37:06,730 certified check, cash or money order! 588 00:37:06,896 --> 00:37:10,275 J“ yo, is that what I did? Did I see something move? J' 589 00:37:10,859 --> 00:37:13,987 j“ chills down your spine your heart fills with fright j“ 590 00:37:14,154 --> 00:37:17,866 j“ not filled by the things that go bump in the night j' 591 00:37:18,032 --> 00:37:21,494 j“ they walk through the wall with no time to stall j“ 592 00:37:21,661 --> 00:37:24,873 j“ you call the ghostbusters well, that's who you call! J“ 593 00:37:25,039 --> 00:37:26,791 j“ ghostbusters j“ 594 00:37:31,337 --> 00:37:32,964 Get him! 595 00:37:36,801 --> 00:37:38,052 Bye-bye. 596 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:44,017 - Ath what is it, honey? - It's that darn ghost again. 597 00:37:44,184 --> 00:37:46,186 He just won't leave us alone. 598 00:37:46,352 --> 00:37:48,188 I guess we 're just going to have to move. 599 00:37:48,354 --> 00:37:51,775 No, wait! Don't worry, we 're not moving. 600 00:37:51,941 --> 00:37:53,568 He is. 601 00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:56,070 Who are you going to call? 602 00:37:56,237 --> 00:37:57,322 All: Ghostbusters. 603 00:38:03,536 --> 00:38:05,336 -J' ghostbusters j“ -j' aight, aight, aight j“ 604 00:38:05,497 --> 00:38:12,420 j“ I remember the time I visited the grave my life on the line, only my life to save j' 605 00:38:13,171 --> 00:38:16,382 j“ all by myself, with no one around j“ 606 00:38:16,549 --> 00:38:20,178 j“ did not understand a hand comin' out the ground j' 607 00:38:20,345 --> 00:38:23,097 j“ I knew it wasn't mine it was somebody else j“ 608 00:38:25,683 --> 00:38:29,437 -j' I just screamed for help, then j' -j' ghostbusters j“ 609 00:38:29,604 --> 00:38:33,233 -j' had strapped to their back, screamin' j' -j' ghostbusters j“ 610 00:38:33,399 --> 00:38:34,609 j“ those 'busters attacked j' 611 00:38:34,776 --> 00:38:36,945 Janine, lunch! 612 00:38:37,111 --> 00:38:39,948 Boy, it smells like somebody took a big... 613 00:38:40,865 --> 00:38:44,118 J“ g-h—o-s-t ghostbusters j' 614 00:38:44,285 --> 00:38:47,497 -j' I ain't afraid of no ghost j“ -j' ghostbusters j“ 615 00:38:47,664 --> 00:38:50,208 j“ I ain't afraid of no ghost j“ 616 00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:53,336 Winston: With our special half-price service plan. 617 00:38:53,503 --> 00:38:56,339 What? Hold on. Half-price? 618 00:38:56,506 --> 00:38:59,342 - Have we all gone mad? - Ray: I guess so, Pete. 619 00:38:59,509 --> 00:39:01,511 Because that's not all. Tell them, egon. 620 00:39:01,678 --> 00:39:04,681 Oh. You mean the ghostbusters hot-beverage thermal mug... 621 00:39:04,848 --> 00:39:06,516 And free balloons for the kids? 622 00:39:06,683 --> 00:39:09,435 J“ go, go, go j'j' 623 00:39:09,936 --> 00:39:13,356 ray: We've experimented with the plasm from the subway tunnel. 624 00:39:13,523 --> 00:39:15,066 Careful. 625 00:39:16,568 --> 00:39:20,154 Peter: Should I get spoons? Egon: Don't bother. Watch this. 626 00:39:20,905 --> 00:39:22,615 Go ahead, ray. 627 00:39:22,782 --> 00:39:26,327 You! You worthless piece of slime! 628 00:39:27,370 --> 00:39:29,539 You ignorant, disgusting blob. 629 00:39:29,706 --> 00:39:32,333 You're nothing but an unstable short-chain molecule! 630 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,919 You foul, obnoxious muck! 631 00:39:35,086 --> 00:39:37,255 You have a weak electrochemical bond! 632 00:39:37,422 --> 00:39:40,800 I have seen some disgusting crud in my time... 633 00:39:40,967 --> 00:39:43,052 But you take the cake. 634 00:39:43,219 --> 00:39:45,889 - You're a... you're just... - Hey. Whoa, whoa. 635 00:39:49,017 --> 00:39:51,102 This is what you do with your spare time? 636 00:39:51,269 --> 00:39:53,146 This is an incredible breakthrough. 637 00:39:53,313 --> 00:39:55,982 What a discovery. A psycho-reactive substance. 638 00:39:56,149 --> 00:39:59,986 Whatever this stuff is, it responds to human emotional states. 639 00:40:00,987 --> 00:40:02,030 Mood slime. 640 00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:04,824 Oh, baby. 641 00:40:06,701 --> 00:40:09,037 You mean, this stuff feeds on bad vibes? 642 00:40:09,203 --> 00:40:11,080 Like a cop in a doughnut factory. 643 00:40:11,247 --> 00:40:14,709 We've been running tests to get an equally strong positive reaction. 644 00:40:14,876 --> 00:40:16,002 What kind of test? 645 00:40:16,753 --> 00:40:21,007 Well, we sing to it and, uh, we talk to it... 646 00:40:21,174 --> 00:40:23,718 And say supportive, nurturing things to it. 647 00:40:24,928 --> 00:40:26,721 You're not sleeping with it, are you, ray? 648 00:40:32,101 --> 00:40:34,395 Oh, you... 649 00:40:34,562 --> 00:40:37,190 - It's always the quiet ones. - You hound. 650 00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:41,986 - Ahem. How about the kinetic tests? - Okay. 651 00:40:43,905 --> 00:40:45,823 Ordinary household toaster. 652 00:40:45,990 --> 00:40:48,076 We'll take your word for that. 653 00:40:53,539 --> 00:40:56,876 It responds to music. We've been experimenting with easy listening. 654 00:40:57,043 --> 00:41:00,505 Middle-of—the-road stuff. Paul young, "dust in the wind." That works. 655 00:41:00,672 --> 00:41:03,633 - Works for me. - Loves Jackie Wilson. 656 00:41:06,386 --> 00:41:10,473 Jeez. You guys do this at night when I'm not here? 657 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:13,184 I get it. It sings. It sounds exactly like Jackie. 658 00:41:13,351 --> 00:41:15,061 - That's fantastic. - Just watch. 659 00:41:15,228 --> 00:41:17,188 Does it do emmylou Harris? 660 00:41:17,355 --> 00:41:18,606 J“ your love j“ 661 00:41:19,691 --> 00:41:20,900 oh, it dances too. 662 00:41:22,068 --> 00:41:25,780 J“ than I've ever been lifted before j“ 663 00:41:26,781 --> 00:41:28,157 - whoa! - Ohh! 664 00:41:28,324 --> 00:41:29,951 Peter: Shake it up! 665 00:41:31,953 --> 00:41:33,621 J“ and I ll be at your side... j'j' 666 00:41:35,748 --> 00:41:39,335 Oh, baby, you're my number one Christmas boutique gift item. 667 00:41:39,502 --> 00:41:42,714 First time somebody gets mad, that toaster could eat their hand. 668 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,967 No, no, no. We put a warning label on it. We don't have any liability. 669 00:41:46,134 --> 00:41:48,344 Aah! Ow! Ow! 670 00:41:48,511 --> 00:41:52,265 Oh, did you ever go for it! The old man-eating toaster bit. 671 00:41:52,432 --> 00:41:54,308 - Get him! - No! 672 00:41:56,227 --> 00:41:58,980 Peter: Hello. I'm looking for Dana Barrett. 673 00:41:59,147 --> 00:42:01,774 - Room 304, restoration. - Thank you. 674 00:42:01,941 --> 00:42:05,361 Hey, Dr. Venkman! World of the psychic. 675 00:42:05,528 --> 00:42:08,531 - That's right. How are you? - I'm a big fan of yours. 676 00:42:08,698 --> 00:42:10,283 Thank you very much. Thank you. 677 00:42:10,450 --> 00:42:12,285 It was one of my two favorite shows. 678 00:42:12,452 --> 00:42:15,288 You're kidding me. Great. What was the other one? 679 00:42:15,455 --> 00:42:20,418 - Bass masters. It's a fishing show. - Yeah, I know bass masters. Sure. 680 00:42:59,582 --> 00:43:01,459 You're good, pretty eyes. 681 00:43:02,668 --> 00:43:05,046 I didn't paint it. I'm just cleaning it. 682 00:43:05,213 --> 00:43:07,799 - It's a Gauguin. - Oh, I've heard of him. 683 00:43:09,550 --> 00:43:13,387 Hey, Dana. Aren't you going to introduce me to your friend? 684 00:43:13,554 --> 00:43:17,225 Sure. Peter venkman, this is, uh, Dr. Janosz poha... 685 00:43:17,391 --> 00:43:19,310 The head of our department. 686 00:43:19,477 --> 00:43:22,271 Yes, I have, of course, have seen you on the television. 687 00:43:22,438 --> 00:43:25,024 Quite enjoy. You're not here on business, I hope? 688 00:43:25,191 --> 00:43:29,028 Well, it's top-secret. Say, Johnny, you got a Gauguin too. 689 00:43:29,195 --> 00:43:34,367 No. Actually, I'm preparing this portrait for the new romantic exhibition. 690 00:43:34,534 --> 00:43:39,330 Yes. This is prince vigo, the ruler of carpathia and moldavia. 691 00:43:40,123 --> 00:43:41,415 Bit of a sissy, isn't he? 692 00:43:42,375 --> 00:43:45,962 He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman. 693 00:43:46,129 --> 00:43:48,965 And a genius in many ways. 694 00:43:49,132 --> 00:43:52,135 He was also a lunatic and a genocidal madman. 695 00:43:52,301 --> 00:43:54,720 I hate this painting. I've felt uncomfortable... 696 00:43:54,887 --> 00:43:56,848 Ever since it came up from storage. 697 00:43:57,014 --> 00:43:59,559 Well, you're probably feeling what vigo is feeling: 698 00:43:59,725 --> 00:44:02,436 Carpathian kitten loss. He's missed his kitten. 699 00:44:02,603 --> 00:44:04,564 We'll just put one in here by the castle. 700 00:44:04,730 --> 00:44:07,191 We don't go around altering valuable artwork. Go. 701 00:44:07,358 --> 00:44:09,652 Yes, I think, go. Yes, the joyfulness is over. 702 00:44:09,819 --> 00:44:10,862 He's kidding. 703 00:44:11,028 --> 00:44:14,824 You're not gonna get a green card with that attitude. Okay? 704 00:44:14,991 --> 00:44:19,036 I don't know what to... Oh, of course. Of course. 705 00:44:19,203 --> 00:44:21,539 I get it. You're sweet on this hunky stud. 706 00:44:21,706 --> 00:44:24,250 Every now and then I get the feeling... 707 00:44:24,417 --> 00:44:28,171 That painting is watching me, even smiling at me. 708 00:44:42,685 --> 00:44:46,606 You know, I think we got more food on your shirt... 709 00:44:46,772 --> 00:44:49,275 Than we did in your mouth. 710 00:44:49,692 --> 00:44:50,943 Okay. 711 00:44:51,110 --> 00:44:53,905 Bath. You get to take a bath, don't you? 712 00:44:54,071 --> 00:44:56,699 You get to do your favorite thing. 713 00:44:57,241 --> 00:45:02,246 Yes. Do your favorite thing. Because I know what you get to do. 714 00:45:02,413 --> 00:45:04,790 You know what you get to do? 715 00:45:04,957 --> 00:45:08,628 Do you know what's more fun than anything? Huh? 716 00:45:08,794 --> 00:45:10,421 Splash mommy. 717 00:45:10,588 --> 00:45:14,258 "I get to splash mommy." Yes. 718 00:45:39,784 --> 00:45:41,410 We'll be ready in just a moment. 719 00:45:41,577 --> 00:45:43,663 Mommy's gonna take her shirt off too. 720 00:46:04,684 --> 00:46:06,644 Dana: Peter, it's me. Please let us in. 721 00:46:08,312 --> 00:46:10,898 What the hell is this? 722 00:46:15,236 --> 00:46:17,905 Dana: Peter, let us in, please. 723 00:46:18,990 --> 00:46:20,908 I didn't know where else to go. 724 00:46:21,075 --> 00:46:23,703 The most awful thing happened. 725 00:46:23,869 --> 00:46:26,872 The bathtub... The bathtub was trying to eat Oscar. 726 00:46:27,039 --> 00:46:30,501 I was giving him a bath. There was all this pink ooze everywhere... 727 00:46:30,668 --> 00:46:33,713 - And it was reaching for him. - You're all right. 728 00:46:33,879 --> 00:46:35,506 I'm not gonna let them get you. 729 00:46:35,673 --> 00:46:39,093 - All right. You're all safe now, okay? - I was so terrified. 730 00:46:39,260 --> 00:46:42,596 - Yes, darling. I'm so sorry. - You guys sit down. Relax. 731 00:46:42,763 --> 00:46:47,601 Come on. Just sit down. I'll get you guys a shirt or something. Hold on. 732 00:46:53,733 --> 00:46:57,028 Ray. Yeah, Dana's just come over to my place. 733 00:46:57,862 --> 00:47:00,031 Well, actually, her tub tried to eat her. 734 00:47:00,948 --> 00:47:03,409 Ray: What? Are you serious? 735 00:47:03,576 --> 00:47:04,994 Well, that's great! 736 00:47:05,161 --> 00:47:07,663 I mean, that's terrible. 737 00:47:07,830 --> 00:47:10,082 But it's great for what we... 738 00:47:10,249 --> 00:47:11,834 Yeah, I will. 739 00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:14,086 Yeah, sure, we'll get right on it. 740 00:47:14,253 --> 00:47:17,381 Spengler. A major slime-related psychokinetic event. 741 00:47:17,548 --> 00:47:20,051 - What happened? - Something came out of Dana's tub. 742 00:47:20,217 --> 00:47:22,636 - Tried to grab her and the baby. - They all right? 743 00:47:22,803 --> 00:47:25,681 - She got out and went to venkman's. - This is interesting. 744 00:47:25,848 --> 00:47:27,850 Remember the painting venkman mentioned? 745 00:47:28,017 --> 00:47:31,103 I ran "vigo the carpathian" through the occult reference net. 746 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:33,022 Look what came up. 747 00:47:33,856 --> 00:47:36,567 Ray: Ooh. Nice ugly history. 748 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:40,946 You think there's a connection between this vigo character and the... 749 00:47:45,368 --> 00:47:46,869 Slime? 750 00:47:47,036 --> 00:47:50,623 Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9? 751 00:47:51,499 --> 00:47:54,627 Better get to Dana's apartment. I wanna check out that bathtub. 752 00:47:54,794 --> 00:47:57,671 It'd be a good idea to go to the museum in the morning... 753 00:47:57,838 --> 00:47:59,632 Get a look at that painting. 754 00:48:01,384 --> 00:48:03,469 Ray's going to your place to take a look. 755 00:48:03,636 --> 00:48:05,679 - He is? - Okay. 756 00:48:05,846 --> 00:48:09,183 I have been holding on to this for a long time, Oscar. 757 00:48:09,350 --> 00:48:15,231 I got this from a girl who got this from Joe Willie namath, okay? 758 00:48:15,398 --> 00:48:17,316 We don't know how. We don't wanna know. 759 00:48:17,483 --> 00:48:21,070 So I would appreciate it if you would not hose this thing down... 760 00:48:21,237 --> 00:48:23,572 Give it your own personal rinse. Thank you. 761 00:48:23,739 --> 00:48:25,741 An excellent time to start practicing... 762 00:48:25,908 --> 00:48:28,577 A thing we big guys like to call self-control. 763 00:48:29,954 --> 00:48:34,083 Get out of here. Oh, look at him. Look at him. Oh, look at his gut. 764 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:37,253 Oh, he's a coconut, this guy. Whoop! 765 00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:41,298 You'll be staying at uncle Pete's until this thing blows over. 766 00:48:41,465 --> 00:48:43,592 This is your place now. 767 00:48:54,603 --> 00:48:56,105 Come on in. This is my place. 768 00:49:01,735 --> 00:49:04,822 So how are we gonna handle the sleeping arrangements? 769 00:49:04,989 --> 00:49:06,782 Well, what's best for me is... 770 00:49:06,949 --> 00:49:10,119 If I lie on my side and you spoon up beside me... 771 00:49:10,286 --> 00:49:13,372 Your arm draped over me. We do it the other way... 772 00:49:15,499 --> 00:49:19,253 I get your hair caught in my throat and I choke in the night. 773 00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:23,549 Well, how about you on the sofa, and me and the baby in the bed? 774 00:49:23,716 --> 00:49:25,676 It's a way to go. 775 00:49:26,844 --> 00:49:30,055 It's so late. I really ought to put him down. 776 00:49:30,222 --> 00:49:33,517 - May I? - Yeah, if you want to. 777 00:49:34,268 --> 00:49:35,811 You're short. 778 00:49:35,978 --> 00:49:37,855 Your belly button sticks out too far. 779 00:49:38,022 --> 00:49:41,442 And you're a terrible burden on your poor mother. 780 00:49:51,911 --> 00:49:54,997 - Find anything at Dana's? - Nothing but mood slime residue... 781 00:49:55,164 --> 00:49:58,584 Around the bathtub. But I got something on that vigo character. 782 00:49:58,751 --> 00:50:01,212 Found it in magicians, martyrs and madmen. 783 00:50:01,378 --> 00:50:03,380 - Dig that. - Vigo the carpathian... 784 00:50:03,547 --> 00:50:05,716 Born 1505, died 1610. 785 00:50:05,883 --> 00:50:07,927 A hundred and five years old. He hung in there. 786 00:50:08,093 --> 00:50:11,096 He didn't die of old age either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot... 787 00:50:11,263 --> 00:50:13,474 Hung, stretched, disemboweled, drawn and quartered. 788 00:50:13,641 --> 00:50:14,683 Ouch. 789 00:50:14,850 --> 00:50:17,787 - Winston: I guess he wasn't too popular. - Not exactly a man of the people. 790 00:50:17,811 --> 00:50:19,897 Also known as vigo the cruel, vigo the torturer... 791 00:50:20,064 --> 00:50:22,066 Vigo the despised, and vigo the unholy. 792 00:50:22,233 --> 00:50:23,901 Wasn't he also vigo the butch? 793 00:50:24,068 --> 00:50:25,778 And dig this. There was a prophecy. 794 00:50:25,945 --> 00:50:28,989 Just before his head died, his last words were: 795 00:50:29,156 --> 00:50:33,536 "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back." 796 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:41,961 Let's suck in the guts. We're the ghostbusters. 797 00:50:42,127 --> 00:50:45,839 - Go! Go. Please, go. You. Yes, you. - Who's this wiggler? 798 00:50:46,006 --> 00:50:48,717 - He's yours, ray. Sic him. - I have"_ 799 00:50:48,884 --> 00:50:51,720 Hi. Ray stantz from the ghostbusters. Nice to see you. 800 00:50:51,887 --> 00:50:54,640 Beautiful lab. We're just doing a routine spook check. 801 00:50:54,807 --> 00:50:57,851 - Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here. - Yeah, we know that, Johnny. 802 00:50:58,018 --> 00:51:00,104 - So why are you came? - We got a report... 803 00:51:00,271 --> 00:51:04,358 There was a major creep in the area. We checked and you were on the list. 804 00:51:04,525 --> 00:51:06,652 Where in the hell are you from, anyway? 805 00:51:06,819 --> 00:51:08,862 The upper West Side. 806 00:51:09,029 --> 00:51:11,073 The whole room's extremely hot, Peter. 807 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:14,243 - Ugh. That's one ugly dude. - Hot? 808 00:51:14,410 --> 00:51:17,913 Oh, that's vigo. Mr. Vigo? Vigs, would you look this way, please? 809 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:22,876 No, don't. No! No! No photographs, please. 810 00:51:23,043 --> 00:51:26,213 Slides are available in the gift shop. Aah! 811 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:28,340 Yeah, thanks. Thank you, Winston. 812 00:51:28,507 --> 00:51:31,010 All right. You know what? Give me angry, will you? 813 00:51:31,176 --> 00:51:33,679 Give me angry. You've had a bad day. You're cranky. 814 00:51:33,846 --> 00:51:35,806 Good. Ooh. Angrier. Ooh. 815 00:51:35,973 --> 00:51:39,351 I'm scared. You're scaring me. Stop it. Yeah. Good! 816 00:51:39,518 --> 00:51:42,104 Okay, walk for me, talk for me. Yeah, yeah! 817 00:51:42,688 --> 00:51:44,857 Okay, give me hot and sexy. 818 00:51:45,024 --> 00:51:48,819 Can you do it? You can. Oh, boy. Show me some teeth. Come on. 819 00:51:48,986 --> 00:51:51,530 I bet the girls like you, huh? Do the girls? 820 00:51:51,697 --> 00:51:53,866 Do the guys? Bet they both do, huh? 821 00:51:54,033 --> 00:51:56,827 What about the animals? They like you? That's it, more! 822 00:51:56,994 --> 00:52:00,039 You're big, you're big. All right, destroy me. Destroy me! 823 00:52:00,205 --> 00:52:04,209 Yeah! Destroy me. Yeah, yeah! Give it, give it! 824 00:52:04,376 --> 00:52:07,212 Venkman, we need to talk. Come on. 825 00:52:09,173 --> 00:52:13,385 I've worked with better. But not many. Thank you. 826 00:52:14,261 --> 00:52:16,055 John, thanks. 827 00:52:16,388 --> 00:52:18,807 Hey. Hey. 828 00:52:18,974 --> 00:52:22,227 - Hey, you finished? - Huh? Yeah, I'm finished here. 829 00:52:22,394 --> 00:52:25,022 - Are you all right? - What? 830 00:52:25,189 --> 00:52:28,108 - You coming down with something? - Me? 831 00:52:36,575 --> 00:52:39,912 Dana. Your prince. 832 00:52:46,627 --> 00:52:48,462 Oh, no. 833 00:52:50,089 --> 00:52:53,092 Oh, no. Oh, no. 834 00:52:53,258 --> 00:52:55,135 She cleaned. 835 00:52:58,097 --> 00:53:00,724 Shh. He's asleep. Come here. 836 00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:05,205 What happened with my apartment? 837 00:53:05,229 --> 00:53:07,773 - The guys spent the whole night there. - Mm-hm. 838 00:53:07,940 --> 00:53:10,234 They went through all your personal stuff... 839 00:53:10,401 --> 00:53:13,821 Tried on some of your clothes, made some long-distance calls... 840 00:53:13,987 --> 00:53:17,199 - Cleaned out the fridge. - Did they find anything? 841 00:53:17,950 --> 00:53:19,868 They found a little bit of that pink slime. 842 00:53:20,035 --> 00:53:24,373 Oh, god. Well, what am I supposed to do now? 843 00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:28,335 You are supposed to get dressed and get crazy with me... 844 00:53:28,502 --> 00:53:30,963 - On the streets of Manhattan. - I don't think... 845 00:53:31,130 --> 00:53:34,800 This is exactly what you need. I have got you a babysitter. 846 00:53:34,967 --> 00:53:38,262 - The whole thing's wired. - I don't think we should go on a date. 847 00:53:38,429 --> 00:53:41,890 You know, and I can't leave Oscar in a strange place... 848 00:53:42,599 --> 00:53:44,810 With a strange person. 849 00:53:44,977 --> 00:53:49,732 Strange person? Janine melnitz, from my staff. 850 00:53:50,983 --> 00:53:54,236 Janine has experience babysitting? 851 00:53:54,903 --> 00:53:56,029 Here. 852 00:53:57,948 --> 00:53:58,991 Thank you. 853 00:53:59,992 --> 00:54:03,203 I've also brought some things from your apartment. 854 00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:06,790 Some wardrobe choices. A couple of provocative ensembles. 855 00:54:06,957 --> 00:54:09,460 - I'll leave it up to you. - Okay, but after dinner. 856 00:54:09,626 --> 00:54:12,212 Don't put any of those old, cheap moves on me, okay? 857 00:54:12,379 --> 00:54:14,006 - No, no, no. - It's different. 858 00:54:14,173 --> 00:54:17,217 I have all new cheap moves. 859 00:54:19,636 --> 00:54:22,765 Dana: Hey, you. Hey, you. 860 00:54:22,931 --> 00:54:26,518 It looks like you're awake, huh? You're awake. 861 00:54:26,685 --> 00:54:28,061 Yes, osco. 862 00:54:28,228 --> 00:54:30,773 You're gonna have the place to yourself tonight. 863 00:54:30,939 --> 00:54:32,649 It's gonna be pretty neat. 864 00:54:32,816 --> 00:54:36,487 I got some Laura antonelli tapes if you wanna watch them. 865 00:54:36,653 --> 00:54:39,698 Dana, did you see some, uh, shirts here... 866 00:54:39,865 --> 00:54:43,202 - In the floor-bed area? - I put them in the hamper. 867 00:54:43,368 --> 00:54:46,371 - I have a hamper? - Yeah, it's in the bathroom. 868 00:54:48,999 --> 00:54:51,210 Will you tell me the next time you do that? 869 00:54:51,376 --> 00:54:53,086 I thought they were dirty. 870 00:54:53,253 --> 00:54:56,340 Heh. I have more than two grades of laundry, okay? 871 00:54:56,507 --> 00:55:01,386 There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels, okay? 872 00:55:03,472 --> 00:55:05,724 You hang this outside the window for 20 minutes... 873 00:55:05,891 --> 00:55:07,893 It's perfectly fine. 874 00:55:08,060 --> 00:55:11,480 Interesting role model for you, Oscar, huh? 875 00:55:15,275 --> 00:55:19,488 Well, they couldn't get to you until after the new year. 876 00:55:20,364 --> 00:55:23,242 Well, just don't go in there. 877 00:55:23,784 --> 00:55:27,579 Louis, I'm closing up! 878 00:55:29,081 --> 00:55:31,750 Should I take the subway or the surface roads? 879 00:55:31,917 --> 00:55:36,338 - Or what? It's kind of busy... - Well, I'm walking. Good night. 880 00:55:37,172 --> 00:55:39,925 Well, now. Well, well, hang on, now. 881 00:55:40,843 --> 00:55:43,804 Do you maybe wanna...? No, no. 882 00:55:43,971 --> 00:55:46,849 Do you wanna have something to eat with me? 883 00:55:47,349 --> 00:55:49,017 Well, yeah, I'd love that. 884 00:55:49,184 --> 00:55:52,604 But I told Dr. Venkman I'd babysit for him. 885 00:55:52,771 --> 00:55:56,817 - Oh, well... - Do you wanna babysit with me? 886 00:55:57,359 --> 00:56:00,612 - Okay. I would. - Great. His place at 8. 887 00:56:00,779 --> 00:56:02,698 - Bye. - His place at 8. All right. 888 00:56:02,865 --> 00:56:06,118 - I can get his address from the w2... - Man: Hey. Move it! 889 00:56:12,165 --> 00:56:15,711 We were right, ray. Multi-planar kirlian emanations. 890 00:56:15,878 --> 00:56:18,171 Well, here's your next month's cover of go. 891 00:56:18,338 --> 00:56:20,799 Check out the aura on this sucker. 892 00:56:21,508 --> 00:56:24,094 Now, there's definitely a living presence there. 893 00:56:24,261 --> 00:56:25,929 Egon: We should get a deeper look. 894 00:56:26,096 --> 00:56:28,640 I'll run this shot through the spectral analyzer. 895 00:56:28,807 --> 00:56:31,476 Egon: Good, I'll try turning up the roentgens. 896 00:56:33,228 --> 00:56:35,564 So, what do you think? Chinese? 897 00:56:35,731 --> 00:56:38,442 - How about Thai? - No, it's too spicy. 898 00:56:38,609 --> 00:56:40,986 - Greek? - Uh... Mexican? 899 00:56:41,153 --> 00:56:42,863 - Pizza. - Thin or thick? 900 00:56:43,030 --> 00:56:44,698 Chicago. 901 00:56:48,744 --> 00:56:51,204 What the hell is that? 902 00:56:53,165 --> 00:56:54,458 I know what it is. 903 00:56:57,169 --> 00:56:59,630 - I've seen it before. - Where? 904 00:56:59,796 --> 00:57:02,215 When you guys dangled me like a worm on a hook... 905 00:57:02,382 --> 00:57:04,593 A hundred feet below first Avenue. 906 00:57:06,678 --> 00:57:08,805 That's the river of slime. 907 00:57:12,809 --> 00:57:14,102 Ray. 908 00:57:14,269 --> 00:57:16,313 We need a blanket or a hose or something. 909 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,689 Get out. 910 00:57:18,690 --> 00:57:20,317 Why is this closed? 911 00:57:20,484 --> 00:57:23,445 Winston! Winston! 912 00:57:23,612 --> 00:57:25,113 - Fire! - Back away, back away. 913 00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:27,991 What are we gonna do, put our heads in the toilet? 914 00:57:44,967 --> 00:57:46,843 Taxi! 915 00:57:51,974 --> 00:57:55,060 Pete, it's great that you're here. We've got incredible news. 916 00:57:55,227 --> 00:57:57,562 Wait a minute. Can I have one try? 917 00:57:57,729 --> 00:58:00,232 All-you-can-eat barbecue rib night at the sizzler? 918 00:58:00,399 --> 00:58:03,443 No. We analyzed the photos of vigo. The spectrogram shows... 919 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:06,363 - A river of slime. - Like the one I saw underground. 920 00:58:06,530 --> 00:58:09,491 We're going into the subway and sewers to trace the source. 921 00:58:09,658 --> 00:58:11,410 Come on. Change clothes. We'll wait. 922 00:58:11,576 --> 00:58:13,954 Egon thinks there might be a tremendous breeding surge... 923 00:58:14,121 --> 00:58:18,166 - In the cockroach population. - Hi, boys. What's up? 924 00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:25,173 The guys are going down into the sewer to check for slime stuff. 925 00:58:25,340 --> 00:58:29,428 And egon thinks there may even be a huge surge in cockroach breeding. 926 00:58:29,594 --> 00:58:33,265 Wanna blow off this dinner thing and go with them? 927 00:58:36,435 --> 00:58:38,562 Taxi! 928 00:58:41,314 --> 00:58:44,026 Women, huh? Heh, heh. 929 00:58:52,534 --> 00:58:54,786 Egon: Will you watch your step? 930 00:58:57,164 --> 00:58:58,623 I hate this. 931 00:58:58,790 --> 00:59:02,669 According to this old transit map, there should be an entrance along here. 932 00:59:02,836 --> 00:59:04,796 I'm not getting anything yet. 933 00:59:04,963 --> 00:59:08,925 Well, at least it's too dark to see the cockroaches. 934 00:59:09,092 --> 00:59:12,512 Forget cockroaches. It's the subway rats you gotta worry about. 935 00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,056 Big as beavers. 936 00:59:14,222 --> 00:59:16,224 Yeah, some of them go 4 or 5 kilos. 937 00:59:16,391 --> 00:59:17,976 Hey, hey. Enough, all right? 938 00:59:18,143 --> 00:59:20,771 Listen. You can hear them behind the walls... 939 00:59:20,937 --> 00:59:23,732 Scratching. There must be thousands of them. 940 00:59:23,899 --> 00:59:27,652 - Just shut up about the rats. - Okay, okay. 941 00:59:46,254 --> 00:59:52,511 Demonic voice: Winston. 942 00:59:52,677 --> 00:59:54,596 Winston: Okay, I'm out of here. 943 01:00:09,653 --> 01:00:11,029 They're gone. 944 01:00:11,196 --> 01:00:12,405 What the...? 945 01:00:12,572 --> 01:00:15,450 Before we go any further, we should get our proton packs. 946 01:00:15,617 --> 01:00:17,202 Good idea. 947 01:00:27,254 --> 01:00:29,881 - What's that? - What's what? 948 01:00:30,048 --> 01:00:32,092 Sounds like a train. 949 01:00:32,259 --> 01:00:36,638 Uh-uh. These lines have been abandoned for 50 years. 950 01:00:49,734 --> 01:00:52,404 Probably in one of the tunnels above us. 951 01:00:52,571 --> 01:00:54,447 I don't know. 952 01:00:54,906 --> 01:00:57,450 It sounds awfully close to me. 953 01:01:22,601 --> 01:01:25,103 Egon: That was the old New York central, city of Albany. 954 01:01:25,270 --> 01:01:27,606 Derailed in 1920, killed hundreds of people. 955 01:01:27,772 --> 01:01:29,733 Did you catch the number on the locomotive? 956 01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:32,569 Sorry. I missed it. 957 01:01:35,572 --> 01:01:38,867 Something's trying to stop us. We must be close. 958 01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:42,454 Where's ray? 959 01:01:50,879 --> 01:01:52,505 Guys! Both: Aah! 960 01:01:52,672 --> 01:01:55,300 - Oh, sorry. I found it. - What? 961 01:01:55,467 --> 01:01:57,427 - Right here. There's a hole. - Let's go. 962 01:01:57,594 --> 01:02:00,931 Hey, fellas, what about the packs? What about the packs? 963 01:02:16,988 --> 01:02:18,907 Unbelievable. 964 01:02:19,783 --> 01:02:23,620 Huh? Did I tell you? I wasn't lying, was I? 965 01:02:26,122 --> 01:02:29,084 You know how much negative energy it took to generate a flow this size? 966 01:02:29,251 --> 01:02:32,712 Hey, New York, what a town. 967 01:02:32,879 --> 01:02:34,714 All right. Let's see how deep it is. 968 01:02:34,881 --> 01:02:36,967 - Get a sounding. - Yeah. 969 01:02:40,303 --> 01:02:42,806 All right. Six feet. 970 01:02:45,350 --> 01:02:46,685 Twelve feet. Ray: Twelve? 971 01:02:46,851 --> 01:02:48,561 - Something's pulling it. - Egon: Hold on! 972 01:02:48,728 --> 01:02:50,522 - Winston: Well, I'm trying. - Ray, help him. 973 01:02:50,689 --> 01:02:53,191 - Give me a hand. Give me a hand! - Ray, help. 974 01:02:53,358 --> 01:02:56,194 Egon: It's got a hold of him. Ray: Get his belt off! 975 01:02:56,361 --> 01:02:58,738 - I can't hold it! - Wait, wait. Hold on. 976 01:03:13,378 --> 01:03:17,007 A toast to the most charming... 977 01:03:17,173 --> 01:03:20,218 - Kindest... - Oh, it's me. 978 01:03:20,385 --> 01:03:24,222 It's you. And most unusual man... 979 01:03:24,389 --> 01:03:26,766 I've ever broken up with. 980 01:03:36,443 --> 01:03:38,570 Speaking of breaking up with neat guys... 981 01:03:38,737 --> 01:03:42,824 - Why did you dump me? - I didn't dump you. I was... 982 01:03:42,991 --> 01:03:44,743 Protecting myself. 983 01:03:44,909 --> 01:03:47,996 I mean, you weren't very good for me, you know. 984 01:03:48,455 --> 01:03:50,373 - You know that, don't you? - Mm. 985 01:03:50,540 --> 01:03:52,250 Heck, I'm not even good for me. 986 01:03:52,417 --> 01:03:56,421 You're much better than you realize. You don't give yourself enough credit. 987 01:03:56,588 --> 01:04:00,300 I need to hear that kind of stuff. If I had this kind of support... 988 01:04:00,467 --> 01:04:03,595 On a 24-hour-a-day basis, I could whip myself into shape... 989 01:04:03,762 --> 01:04:05,096 By the end of this century. 990 01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:09,809 Well, why don't you just give me a jingle in the year 2000. 991 01:04:13,063 --> 01:04:15,940 Why don't I give you a jingle right now? 992 01:04:21,696 --> 01:04:25,200 Seven little dwarves had a limited partnership in a mining operation. 993 01:04:25,367 --> 01:04:27,952 One day, a beautiful Princess came to live with them. 994 01:04:28,119 --> 01:04:30,914 They bartered housekeeping services for room and board. 995 01:04:31,081 --> 01:04:35,001 Which was a real good deal, because they didn't have to withhold any taxes. 996 01:04:35,168 --> 01:04:38,922 Which you're not supposed to do, but for the purposes of this story... 997 01:04:39,089 --> 01:04:41,299 It really is a great place. 998 01:04:41,466 --> 01:04:43,259 I mean, it needs a woman's touch... 999 01:04:43,426 --> 01:04:46,596 But I think it looks really good. You know... 1000 01:04:46,763 --> 01:04:49,224 - Shh. Bedtime. - Oh. 1001 01:04:50,141 --> 01:04:52,018 You're very good with children. 1002 01:04:52,185 --> 01:04:55,688 - Thanks. I practiced on my hamster. - Oh. 1003 01:04:57,899 --> 01:04:59,359 Janine: So you live alone? 1004 01:05:01,611 --> 01:05:05,573 I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida. 1005 01:05:08,159 --> 01:05:10,161 Why don't you come over and sit with me. 1006 01:05:10,328 --> 01:05:11,871 Okay. 1007 01:05:14,124 --> 01:05:16,835 So you wanna play boggle or super Mario brothers? 1008 01:05:17,001 --> 01:05:18,503 You know... 1009 01:05:19,337 --> 01:05:23,299 I think motherhood's a very natural instinct. 1010 01:05:23,842 --> 01:05:26,302 I'd like a child myself. 1011 01:05:27,470 --> 01:05:29,431 Would you? 1012 01:05:29,597 --> 01:05:31,224 Tonight? 1013 01:05:49,617 --> 01:05:51,828 Nice going, ray. 1014 01:05:51,995 --> 01:05:53,872 What are you trying to do, drown me? 1015 01:05:54,038 --> 01:05:56,124 Yeah, zeddemore, like it was my fault. 1016 01:05:56,291 --> 01:05:58,960 You were too stupid not to drop that plumb line! 1017 01:05:59,127 --> 01:06:01,129 Watch your mouth or I'll punch you out. 1018 01:06:01,296 --> 01:06:02,547 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 1019 01:06:02,714 --> 01:06:04,507 - Well, anytime! - Come on! 1020 01:06:04,674 --> 01:06:06,926 Ray: It's go time, man. I want you bad! 1021 01:06:07,093 --> 01:06:08,261 Come on! 1022 01:06:09,012 --> 01:06:11,389 Wait! Wait! 1023 01:06:11,556 --> 01:06:14,184 Stop, stop. Get your clothes off, quick. Strip. 1024 01:06:22,150 --> 01:06:26,196 Oh, dear. Ray, what were we doing? I was ready to kill you. 1025 01:06:26,362 --> 01:06:30,033 It's this stuff. It's like pure, concentrated evil. 1026 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:32,869 And it's all flowing right to this spot. 1027 01:06:42,212 --> 01:06:44,589 - Winston: You sure this is it? - Yeah, he said Armand's. 1028 01:06:44,756 --> 01:06:47,383 - Excuse me... - It's all right. We'll look in the back. 1029 01:06:48,343 --> 01:06:49,677 Venkman! 1030 01:06:51,846 --> 01:06:53,097 Hey, venkman! 1031 01:06:53,264 --> 01:06:55,850 Man: Please leave. You cannot... Get out of my restaurant! 1032 01:06:56,017 --> 01:06:59,187 It was absolutely incredible! The greatest tangible evidence... 1033 01:06:59,354 --> 01:07:01,773 Of psychic energy in 100 years. 1034 01:07:01,940 --> 01:07:05,276 - You're disturbing our guests! - This is an emergency. One second. 1035 01:07:05,443 --> 01:07:09,489 Boys, you're scaring the straights. Any way we can do this tomorrow? 1036 01:07:09,656 --> 01:07:13,117 No, this won't wait until tomorrow. It's hot and it's ready to pop. 1037 01:07:13,284 --> 01:07:15,328 Ray: It's all over the city! Under it, actually. 1038 01:07:15,495 --> 01:07:18,373 - Rivers of this stuff. - It's flowing right to the museum. 1039 01:07:18,540 --> 01:07:20,708 - Yeah, the museum! - Ahh! 1040 01:07:20,875 --> 01:07:23,503 Look what he got all over me! What is this stuff? 1041 01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:27,715 - Sorry. - Oh, god. You mean, my museum? 1042 01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:31,886 I was gonna tell you between the dessert and the cheese course. 1043 01:07:32,345 --> 01:07:34,639 - There they are! - You can never go back there. 1044 01:07:34,806 --> 01:07:39,352 - You're gonna have to find a new job. - Psychomagnotheric plasma. 1045 01:07:39,519 --> 01:07:42,564 - It affects behavior. We were fighting. - We were in a fight. 1046 01:07:45,942 --> 01:07:48,695 I'm glad they're here. We gotta see the mayor. 1047 01:07:48,861 --> 01:07:54,409 J“ [guess we 're gonna have to take control j“ 1048 01:07:58,288 --> 01:08:04,043 J“ if it's up to us we've got to take it home j“ 1049 01:08:05,003 --> 01:08:06,671 -oh, ghostbusters! Peter: How you doing? 1050 01:08:06,838 --> 01:08:09,340 Hey, guys, come right this way. 1051 01:08:09,966 --> 01:08:13,428 You guys got another proton pack? My kid brother wants one. 1052 01:08:13,595 --> 01:08:17,098 - The proton pack is not a toy. - I guess he's right. 1053 01:08:17,265 --> 01:08:23,062 J“ if it's up to us we've got to take it home j“ 1054 01:08:29,736 --> 01:08:31,696 Dana, we were just babysitting, honest. 1055 01:08:31,863 --> 01:08:34,991 And we watched some TV, and one thing led to another. 1056 01:08:35,158 --> 01:08:38,536 - I know what you were doing. - I didn't know anything would happen. 1057 01:08:38,703 --> 01:08:40,955 Hi, Dana. How was your date? 1058 01:08:41,122 --> 01:08:44,292 - It wasn't a date, just dinner. - Louis: Well, where's Peter? 1059 01:08:44,459 --> 01:08:46,461 He was arrested. 1060 01:08:47,086 --> 01:08:48,129 Typical. 1061 01:08:49,380 --> 01:08:51,924 - Did he call? - No, no. Nobody called. 1062 01:08:52,717 --> 01:08:55,678 Hmm. Well, how's Oscar? Is he all right? 1063 01:08:55,845 --> 01:08:59,766 Oh! Oh, he's fine. Such a good baby. 1064 01:09:00,391 --> 01:09:02,060 He was fussy at first... 1065 01:09:02,226 --> 01:09:05,229 Then we just gave him some French bread pizza... 1066 01:09:05,396 --> 01:09:06,606 Passed right out. 1067 01:09:08,858 --> 01:09:13,237 Good. Good. Well, I'll just give him a look-see. 1068 01:09:25,333 --> 01:09:28,002 - So you think we should go? - Gee, I don't know. 1069 01:09:28,169 --> 01:09:31,047 I don't think we should leave her alone. 1070 01:09:31,547 --> 01:09:33,758 You're right. Let's stay. 1071 01:09:37,970 --> 01:09:41,724 - Lenny! Big man! - Ghostbusters. 1072 01:09:41,891 --> 01:09:43,518 Mr. Mayor. 1073 01:09:44,435 --> 01:09:47,730 What is this? A slumber party? 1074 01:09:47,897 --> 01:09:49,816 Ray: That's what we're here to talk about. 1075 01:09:49,982 --> 01:09:52,735 Look, I don't wanna hear anything about it. 1076 01:09:52,902 --> 01:09:56,114 You've got two minutes. Make it good. 1077 01:09:57,031 --> 01:10:02,286 Uh... well, first of all, Mr. Mayor, it's a great pleasure to see you again. 1078 01:10:02,453 --> 01:10:06,374 We'd like to say almost 50 percent of us voted for you in the last election. 1079 01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:08,960 - I appreciate that. - I'm sorry we always meet... 1080 01:10:09,127 --> 01:10:11,254 Under these circumstances. 1081 01:10:11,421 --> 01:10:14,549 Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because a psychomagnotheric slime flow... 1082 01:10:14,716 --> 01:10:17,802 Of immense proportions is building up beneath the city. 1083 01:10:17,969 --> 01:10:19,929 - Psycho-what? - Psychomagnotheric. 1084 01:10:20,096 --> 01:10:21,639 - Big word. - Negative emotions... 1085 01:10:21,806 --> 01:10:24,892 Are materializing in the form of a psychoreactive plasm... 1086 01:10:25,059 --> 01:10:27,311 With explosive supernormal potential. 1087 01:10:27,478 --> 01:10:29,230 Does anybody speak English here? 1088 01:10:29,397 --> 01:10:32,400 Yeah, your honor, what we're trying to tell you is, like... 1089 01:10:32,567 --> 01:10:35,278 All the bad feelings, the hate, anger, violence... 1090 01:10:35,445 --> 01:10:37,989 Of the city is turning into this sludge. 1091 01:10:38,156 --> 01:10:41,075 I didn't believe it at first, but we just swam in it... 1092 01:10:41,242 --> 01:10:43,119 And we almost killed each other. 1093 01:10:43,286 --> 01:10:45,455 This is insane! Do we have to listen to this? 1094 01:10:46,164 --> 01:10:49,876 Can't you stop your lips from flapping for two little minutes? 1095 01:10:50,042 --> 01:10:52,795 Lenny, have you been out on the street lately? 1096 01:10:52,962 --> 01:10:56,174 Do you know how weird it is out there? We've taken a head count. 1097 01:10:56,340 --> 01:11:00,845 There seem to be 3 million completely miserable assholes... 1098 01:11:01,012 --> 01:11:05,183 - Living in the tri-state area. - Oh, please. 1099 01:11:05,349 --> 01:11:07,685 I beg your pardon. Three million and one. 1100 01:11:07,852 --> 01:11:11,606 What budgie-brain doesn't realize is that if we don't do something fast... 1101 01:11:11,773 --> 01:11:14,442 This place will blow like a frog on a hot plate. 1102 01:11:14,609 --> 01:11:17,487 - Yeah, right. - What am I supposed to do? 1103 01:11:17,653 --> 01:11:19,947 Go on television and tell 10 million people... 1104 01:11:20,114 --> 01:11:23,201 They have to be nice to each other? 1105 01:11:24,535 --> 01:11:27,288 Being miserable and treating other people like dirt... 1106 01:11:27,455 --> 01:11:30,875 Is every new yorker's god-given right. 1107 01:11:31,042 --> 01:11:33,669 Your two minutes are up. Good night, gentlemen. 1108 01:11:33,836 --> 01:11:36,047 - Wait. - Ray: You're making a big mistake. 1109 01:11:36,214 --> 01:11:39,383 A very newsworthy mistake. The times is gonna be interested... 1110 01:11:39,550 --> 01:11:42,428 - And, you know, the post... - Whoa. Whoa. Now, now... 1111 01:11:42,595 --> 01:11:44,222 "Mayor drowns in river of slime." 1112 01:11:44,388 --> 01:11:47,475 - "Times Square slime." - "Slime square." 1113 01:11:47,642 --> 01:11:51,979 Fine. Now, before you go running off to the newspapers with this... 1114 01:11:52,146 --> 01:11:56,317 Would you consider telling this slime business to some people downtown? 1115 01:11:58,194 --> 01:12:00,238 It's gotta be done right away. 1116 01:12:01,989 --> 01:12:03,366 It's gonna come back! 1117 01:12:03,533 --> 01:12:06,035 This city's in danger! The whole state! The world! 1118 01:12:06,202 --> 01:12:10,414 - All we wanna do is help! - Egon: I'm warning you. 1119 01:12:10,581 --> 01:12:14,168 The mayor wants them under strict observation for a few days. 1120 01:12:14,335 --> 01:12:17,755 We think they're seriously disturbed and potentially dangerous. 1121 01:12:17,922 --> 01:12:21,259 - Well, we'll do whatever's necessary. - Thank you, doctor. 1122 01:12:25,555 --> 01:12:28,349 I await the word of vigo. 1123 01:12:28,516 --> 01:12:30,476 Vigo: I, vigo... 1124 01:12:30,643 --> 01:12:34,522 - The scourge of carpathia... - No, you told me this, the scourge. 1125 01:12:34,689 --> 01:12:38,109 - The sorrow of moldavia... - Sorrows, I've heard all of this, yes. 1126 01:12:38,276 --> 01:12:41,946 - Command you. - Command me, lord. 1127 01:12:42,113 --> 01:12:47,326 The season of evil begins with the birth of the new year. 1128 01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:52,498 Bring me the child, that I might live again. 1129 01:12:57,253 --> 01:12:59,130 Lord vigo... 1130 01:13:00,423 --> 01:13:02,133 I was wondering. 1131 01:13:03,801 --> 01:13:06,971 This woman, Dana, is fine and strong. 1132 01:13:08,973 --> 01:13:13,394 If I was to, eh... 1133 01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:15,354 Bring the baby... 1134 01:13:15,521 --> 01:13:18,316 Could I have that woman? 1135 01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:22,320 So be it. 1136 01:13:22,486 --> 01:13:27,325 On this day of darkness, she will be ours. 1137 01:13:27,491 --> 01:13:32,747 Wife to you and mother to me. 1138 01:13:34,332 --> 01:13:36,626 Thank you, lord! Thank you. 1139 01:13:40,004 --> 01:13:44,300 Janine: I mean, is she the killer or what? Louis: No, that's Rita Hayworth. 1140 01:13:44,467 --> 01:13:47,720 She was married to citizen Kane while they were doing this thing. 1141 01:13:47,887 --> 01:13:52,516 Right after they finished, she dumped him for some Polo player. Thanks. 1142 01:13:52,683 --> 01:13:55,937 I don't know why beautiful women love horses. Do you love horses? 1143 01:13:56,103 --> 01:13:58,189 - Janine: No. - You really don't have to stay. 1144 01:13:58,356 --> 01:14:00,149 I'm sure Peter will be back soon. 1145 01:14:00,316 --> 01:14:02,360 Louis: Oh, we don't mind. 1146 01:14:02,526 --> 01:14:04,445 Can you see okay? 1147 01:14:04,612 --> 01:14:06,322 Yep. 1148 01:14:48,614 --> 01:14:49,657 Dana: Oscar? 1149 01:14:58,791 --> 01:14:59,834 Oh, god! 1150 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,878 Oscar! 1151 01:15:03,838 --> 01:15:04,922 Louis! 1152 01:15:05,089 --> 01:15:07,842 Louis: What? Dana: It's Oscar! 1153 01:15:10,845 --> 01:15:13,806 - Oscar. - Call 911 right now! 1154 01:15:31,741 --> 01:15:32,783 Oscar. 1155 01:15:33,492 --> 01:15:35,661 Oh, no. 1156 01:15:44,962 --> 01:15:47,006 No! God. No! 1157 01:15:57,933 --> 01:16:00,061 - Oh, god. It was a ghost! - No. 1158 01:16:00,227 --> 01:16:02,313 - No, that was janosz. - What? 1159 01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:05,191 - He took him. - Janine: What? What's happening? 1160 01:16:05,357 --> 01:16:07,234 - What should we do? - Where's the baby? 1161 01:16:07,401 --> 01:16:09,153 The museum! 1162 01:16:10,029 --> 01:16:13,324 - Where are you going? - I've gotta get my baby! 1163 01:16:14,033 --> 01:16:15,993 We gotta find the guys. 1164 01:16:17,161 --> 01:16:18,788 As I explained before... 1165 01:16:18,954 --> 01:16:21,999 We think the spirit of a 17th-century moldavian tyrant... 1166 01:16:22,166 --> 01:16:25,836 Is alive and well in a painting at the Manhattan museum of art. 1167 01:16:26,003 --> 01:16:29,799 Uh-huh. Are there other paintings in the museum with bad spirits in them? 1168 01:16:29,965 --> 01:16:32,927 You're wasting valuable time. He's drawing strength from... 1169 01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:36,722 A psychomagnotheric slime flow that's been collecting under the city. 1170 01:16:36,889 --> 01:16:39,892 - Yes, tell me about the slime. - It's potent stuff. 1171 01:16:40,059 --> 01:16:42,895 We made a toaster dance with it. 1172 01:16:43,062 --> 01:16:45,356 And a bathtub tried to eat his friend's baby. 1173 01:16:45,523 --> 01:16:47,441 A bathtub? 1174 01:16:48,359 --> 01:16:51,320 Don't look at me. I think these people are completely nuts. 1175 01:18:09,273 --> 01:18:11,025 Oscar. 1176 01:18:14,069 --> 01:18:15,821 Sweetheart. 1177 01:18:16,697 --> 01:18:17,781 Sweetie. 1178 01:18:17,948 --> 01:18:22,494 Oh, sweetie. I thought I'd lost you, that I'd never see you again. 1179 01:18:24,038 --> 01:18:26,165 Oh, baby. Oh. 1180 01:18:26,332 --> 01:18:29,126 Hello, Dana. I thought that you might come. 1181 01:18:29,293 --> 01:18:31,795 You stay away from us, janosz. I mean it. 1182 01:18:31,962 --> 01:18:34,506 Oh, don't worry. He will not be harmed. 1183 01:18:34,673 --> 01:18:36,467 He has been chosen... 1184 01:18:36,634 --> 01:18:40,429 To be the vessel of the spirit of vigo. 1185 01:18:40,596 --> 01:18:45,226 And you will be the mother of the ruler of the world. 1186 01:18:46,352 --> 01:18:47,561 Doesn't that sound nice? 1187 01:18:47,728 --> 01:18:50,522 No, it sounds ludicrous. 1188 01:18:50,689 --> 01:18:53,108 You stay away from him. I mean it. 1189 01:18:53,275 --> 01:18:56,987 Well, I don't think we have choice here, yes? Take a look. 1190 01:18:57,154 --> 01:18:59,949 It's not gainsborough's blue boy there, huh? Heh, heh. 1191 01:19:00,115 --> 01:19:01,325 He is vigo. 1192 01:19:01,492 --> 01:19:02,910 I don't care who he is. 1193 01:19:03,077 --> 01:19:05,579 You're not gonna take my baby. 1194 01:19:13,462 --> 01:19:15,172 Dana: Oscar! 1195 01:19:15,881 --> 01:19:17,299 Oh, you bastard! 1196 01:19:35,401 --> 01:19:40,447 J“ all around the city everywhere I go j“ 1197 01:19:41,198 --> 01:19:46,662 j“ somethin' strange is happening to everyone I know j' 1198 01:19:47,246 --> 01:19:52,584 j“ I hear the voice of loneliness clyin' in the night I 1199 01:19:54,086 --> 01:19:56,463 J“ I see the madness in their eyes j“ 1200 01:19:56,630 --> 01:19:58,882 j“ dancin' with delight j“ 1201 01:19:59,383 --> 01:20:03,971 j“ I want to know why everyone I know j“ 1202 01:20:04,138 --> 01:20:07,683 j“ has gone flip city you say it ain't true j' 1203 01:20:07,850 --> 01:20:11,562 j“ what can I do now? I'm going flip city j'j' 1204 01:20:15,899 --> 01:20:18,444 Is this a big dinosaur or a little dinosaur? 1205 01:20:18,610 --> 01:20:20,404 A skeleton? Which way was it heading? 1206 01:20:20,571 --> 01:20:22,906 Wait, what was chasing you in the park? 1207 01:20:23,073 --> 01:20:24,908 The park bench was chasing you? 1208 01:20:25,075 --> 01:20:26,452 - I see. - What? 1209 01:20:26,618 --> 01:20:27,870 Wait a second. 1210 01:20:28,037 --> 01:20:30,414 Lieutenant, I think you better talk to this guy. 1211 01:20:30,581 --> 01:20:31,832 I'm busy here. 1212 01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:34,543 It's some dock supervisor down at pier 34. 1213 01:20:34,710 --> 01:20:36,128 What's the problem? 1214 01:20:36,295 --> 01:20:38,922 He says the titanicjust arrived. 1215 01:20:47,306 --> 01:20:50,351 Well, better late than never. 1216 01:20:54,104 --> 01:20:57,816 We're swamped. We've had more than 3000 calls since midnight last night. 1217 01:20:57,983 --> 01:21:01,779 We've got every man in uniform on the streets and I'm still shorthanded. 1218 01:21:01,945 --> 01:21:04,365 Meter maids are chasing ghosts all over midtown. 1219 01:21:04,531 --> 01:21:08,285 There's this shell thing over the museum of art. We can't make a dent. 1220 01:21:08,452 --> 01:21:10,954 - Have you tried dynamite? - We've tried everything. 1221 01:21:11,121 --> 01:21:14,291 What the hell's going on? It's pandemonium out there. 1222 01:21:14,458 --> 01:21:17,461 - I know. We're working on it. - While you're working on it... 1223 01:21:17,628 --> 01:21:20,130 I'm going down as the mayor who let New York... 1224 01:21:20,297 --> 01:21:22,716 Get sucked down into the 10th level of hell. 1225 01:21:22,883 --> 01:21:25,135 We've got no choice. Call the ghostbusters. 1226 01:21:25,302 --> 01:21:27,137 Wait! Uh... 1227 01:21:27,304 --> 01:21:29,890 Now, I'm sure there's another way. 1228 01:21:30,057 --> 01:21:34,853 Jack, I spent an hour last night talking to fiorello la guardia... 1229 01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:37,731 And he's been dead for 40 years. 1230 01:21:37,898 --> 01:21:40,692 Now, where are the ghostbusters? 1231 01:21:42,444 --> 01:21:43,570 They're not available. 1232 01:21:44,363 --> 01:21:46,031 What do you mean, they're not available? 1233 01:21:47,783 --> 01:21:52,413 Well, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at parkview hospital. 1234 01:21:52,996 --> 01:21:55,624 - You what? - They threatened to go to the press. 1235 01:21:55,791 --> 01:21:57,334 I was protecting your interests. 1236 01:21:57,501 --> 01:22:00,504 Yeah? Well, you can stop protecting my interests. 1237 01:22:00,671 --> 01:22:03,841 You have three minutes to clear out. You're fired! 1238 01:22:04,007 --> 01:22:05,217 But the election... 1239 01:22:05,384 --> 01:22:07,678 - Remove this man. - You're making a mistake. 1240 01:22:07,845 --> 01:22:12,474 - And get me the ghostbusters! - Man: Mr. Mayor, come take a look at this. 1241 01:22:14,810 --> 01:22:16,603 What is it? 1242 01:22:17,312 --> 01:22:19,273 Have you ever seen anything like that? 1243 01:22:34,538 --> 01:22:37,040 Somebody get me the ghostbusters. 1244 01:22:37,207 --> 01:22:40,919 Then he put the baby in a carriage and then levitated away. 1245 01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:42,504 Where did Dana go? 1246 01:22:42,671 --> 01:22:44,965 She was going to the museum to get the baby. 1247 01:22:45,132 --> 01:22:48,886 Then there was an eclipse. The whole town went dark and everybody's nuts. 1248 01:22:49,052 --> 01:22:51,847 It all fits. Vigo wants in on the 21st century. 1249 01:22:52,014 --> 01:22:54,558 He needs a human body to inhabit. Oscar must be it. 1250 01:22:54,725 --> 01:22:56,560 Winston: We're the only ones who can help. 1251 01:22:56,727 --> 01:22:57,811 Louis: You bet we are. 1252 01:22:57,978 --> 01:23:03,567 J“ well, I guess we 're gonna have to take control j“ 1253 01:23:07,362 --> 01:23:12,534 J“ if it's up to us we've got to take it home j“ 1254 01:23:12,701 --> 01:23:14,620 j“ too hot to handle too cold to hold j“ 1255 01:23:14,786 --> 01:23:16,914 j“ they're the ghostbusters and they're in control j“ 1256 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:22,628 j“ well, I guess we 're gonna have to take control j“ 1257 01:23:22,794 --> 01:23:26,381 j“ gotta, gotta take it home gotta, gotta take it home j“ 1258 01:23:26,548 --> 01:23:32,679 j“ if it's up to us we've got to take it home j'j' 1259 01:23:33,347 --> 01:23:36,725 it looks like a giant jell-o mold. 1260 01:23:36,892 --> 01:23:38,101 I hate jell-o. 1261 01:23:38,268 --> 01:23:40,562 Oh, come on. There's always room for jell-o. 1262 01:23:44,566 --> 01:23:49,154 Janosz: Soon it will be midnight and the city will be mine and vigo's. 1263 01:23:51,281 --> 01:23:53,784 Well, mainly vigo's. 1264 01:23:53,951 --> 01:23:55,202 Dana. 1265 01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:59,456 You and I have this terrific opportunity to make the best of this relationship. 1266 01:24:00,123 --> 01:24:01,917 We don't have a relationship. 1267 01:24:02,084 --> 01:24:04,503 I know! Marry me, Dana. 1268 01:24:04,670 --> 01:24:08,131 Together, we will raise vigo as our son. 1269 01:24:09,883 --> 01:24:12,344 And let me tell you something here. 1270 01:24:12,511 --> 01:24:16,765 There are many perks in being the mother of a living god. 1271 01:24:16,932 --> 01:24:19,560 I'm sure we could get a magnificent apartment... 1272 01:24:20,143 --> 01:24:22,938 A car, free parking. 1273 01:24:23,855 --> 01:24:28,235 Many marriages begin with a certain amount of distance. 1274 01:24:28,402 --> 01:24:32,239 Yet I think that perhaps you and I could learn... 1275 01:24:32,990 --> 01:24:34,283 To love each other? 1276 01:24:39,705 --> 01:24:41,415 I could learn. 1277 01:24:55,637 --> 01:24:57,139 Full neutronas. 1278 01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:01,226 Let's cook! 1279 01:25:15,824 --> 01:25:17,409 Save them. 1280 01:25:27,002 --> 01:25:29,087 That slime wall is pulsing with evil. 1281 01:25:29,254 --> 01:25:32,633 It would take a tremendous amount of positive energy to crack that. 1282 01:25:32,799 --> 01:25:36,428 I doubt there's enough goodwill left in this town to do it. 1283 01:25:37,054 --> 01:25:41,058 I just can't believe things are so bad in this city that there's no way back. 1284 01:25:41,224 --> 01:25:43,644 Sure, it's dirty, crowded, polluted, noisy... 1285 01:25:43,810 --> 01:25:47,981 And there's people who'd just as soon step on your face as look at you. 1286 01:25:48,148 --> 01:25:49,733 But come on! 1287 01:25:49,900 --> 01:25:53,320 There gotta be a few sparks of humanity left in this burned-out burg. 1288 01:25:53,487 --> 01:25:55,656 We have to figure out a way to mobilize it. 1289 01:25:55,822 --> 01:26:00,160 He's right. We need something that everyone can get behind. We need... 1290 01:26:03,830 --> 01:26:04,873 A symbol. 1291 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:09,836 Something that appeals to the best in each of us. 1292 01:26:11,380 --> 01:26:12,589 Something good. 1293 01:26:13,256 --> 01:26:14,549 Something decent. 1294 01:26:14,716 --> 01:26:16,593 Something pure. 1295 01:26:30,899 --> 01:26:32,693 Peter: Makes you wonder, doesn't it? 1296 01:26:32,859 --> 01:26:34,111 Winston: Wonder what? 1297 01:26:34,277 --> 01:26:36,988 Peter: Whether she's naked under that toga. 1298 01:26:37,155 --> 01:26:39,950 She's French. You know that. 1299 01:26:41,284 --> 01:26:42,619 Egon: Got it. 1300 01:26:42,786 --> 01:26:45,288 Ready with the speakers. Slime blowers ready. 1301 01:26:45,455 --> 01:26:48,625 Okay. Internal audio set. Internal electric set. 1302 01:26:48,792 --> 01:26:51,002 Slime blower primed and set. 1303 01:26:51,169 --> 01:26:54,381 Ohh. Good slime. Good slime. Is our slime in a good mood tonight? 1304 01:26:54,548 --> 01:26:56,925 I hope so. She's a lot bigger than a toaster. 1305 01:26:57,092 --> 01:26:58,885 - All yours. Let's go. - Thank you. 1306 01:26:59,052 --> 01:27:02,514 Testing, one, two. Hey, how many people here are a national monument? 1307 01:27:02,681 --> 01:27:05,058 Raise your hand, please. Oh, hello, miss. 1308 01:27:05,225 --> 01:27:08,311 - Let's frost it. - It's slime time. 1309 01:27:17,028 --> 01:27:18,238 Beautiful. 1310 01:27:33,628 --> 01:27:35,046 Ray: Pilot controls are ready. 1311 01:27:35,213 --> 01:27:38,508 All right. It's getting late. It's almost midnight. Let's go. 1312 01:27:38,675 --> 01:27:43,096 Here's something off the request line from Liberty island! 1313 01:27:43,263 --> 01:27:48,143 We gonna squeeze some new year's juice from you, big apple. 1314 01:27:48,310 --> 01:27:51,188 -J' you know your love j“ -j' your love keeps lifting me j“ 1315 01:27:51,354 --> 01:27:54,191 -j' keep on me lifting me j' -j' love keeps lifting me I“ 1316 01:27:54,357 --> 01:27:58,695 j“ higher higher and higher j“ 1317 01:27:58,862 --> 01:28:01,448 -j' I said your love j' -j' your love keeps lifting me j“ 1318 01:28:01,615 --> 01:28:04,576 -j' keep on j' -j' love keeps lifting me I“ 1319 01:28:04,743 --> 01:28:08,663 j“ lifting me higher and higher j“ 1320 01:28:08,830 --> 01:28:10,290 j“ higher j' 1321 01:28:15,879 --> 01:28:19,424 J“ now once, I was down-hearted j“ 1322 01:28:20,717 --> 01:28:24,596 j“ disappointment was my closest friend j“ 1323 01:28:35,899 --> 01:28:38,777 Ray: Man, I can't wait to see people's faces when we come onshore. 1324 01:28:38,944 --> 01:28:42,072 This should get the city's positive energy flowing. 1325 01:28:42,239 --> 01:28:44,991 Peter: Keep kicking, Libby. You make this work... 1326 01:28:45,158 --> 01:28:48,286 We'll pop for a weekend in Vegas with the jolly green giant. 1327 01:29:00,090 --> 01:29:03,134 You look fantastic in this. 1328 01:29:04,553 --> 01:29:07,389 I was born to wear this stuff. 1329 01:29:23,196 --> 01:29:24,823 Boy, this equipment's heavy. 1330 01:29:31,162 --> 01:29:35,083 J“ I'm so glad I've finally found you j' 1331 01:29:36,042 --> 01:29:40,046 j“ yes, that one-in-a-million girl j' 1332 01:29:41,298 --> 01:29:45,927 j“ and I whip my iovin' arms around you j" 1333 01:29:46,094 --> 01:29:47,929 it's a love-fest, New York! 1334 01:29:48,096 --> 01:29:50,432 - Sing it out! - Come on! 1335 01:29:51,641 --> 01:29:54,394 -J' I said your love j' -j' your love keeps lifting me j“ 1336 01:29:54,561 --> 01:29:57,564 -j' keep on lifting me j“ -j' love keeps lifting me I“ 1337 01:29:57,731 --> 01:30:02,277 j“ higher higher and higher j“ 1338 01:30:02,444 --> 01:30:07,240 j“ I said your love keep on j" 1339 01:30:07,741 --> 01:30:11,620 j“ your love is lifting me higher j“ 1340 01:30:11,786 --> 01:30:13,413 come on, you sing! 1341 01:30:13,580 --> 01:30:17,584 J“ I said your love j' 1342 01:30:20,128 --> 01:30:22,839 egon: We're running out of time, ray. Peter: Can't you go faster? 1343 01:30:23,006 --> 01:30:25,467 Ray: I'm afraid the vibrations will shake her to pieces. 1344 01:30:25,634 --> 01:30:29,012 - We should have padded her feet. - They don't make nikes in her size. 1345 01:30:29,179 --> 01:30:32,515 Don't worry. She's tough. She's a harbor chick! 1346 01:30:37,145 --> 01:30:39,898 Oh, sorry! My fault! 1347 01:30:41,232 --> 01:30:43,068 Happy new year. 1348 01:30:43,693 --> 01:30:47,238 Stay fit. Keep sharp. Make good decisions. 1349 01:30:50,367 --> 01:30:52,410 Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. 1350 01:30:52,577 --> 01:30:54,162 Okay. 1351 01:30:58,750 --> 01:31:00,335 Oh, it's you. 1352 01:31:01,836 --> 01:31:04,839 Okay, but I didn't know you had your license. 1353 01:31:05,840 --> 01:31:08,510 Four minutes to go, and then... 1354 01:31:08,677 --> 01:31:09,886 Party times. 1355 01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:13,306 Oscar. Ahh! 1356 01:31:20,689 --> 01:31:21,815 Janosz: It's happening. 1357 01:31:23,316 --> 01:31:25,318 It's really happening. 1358 01:31:32,826 --> 01:31:35,036 Oh! Go away from here! 1359 01:31:37,247 --> 01:31:39,791 Crowd: Ahh! Peter: Come on, baby! 1360 01:31:39,958 --> 01:31:43,086 - I love you when you roughhouse! - Hit it, mama! 1361 01:31:43,253 --> 01:31:46,631 - Drop the hammer on her! - Go! Do it now! 1362 01:32:00,562 --> 01:32:03,148 - Oscar, look. - Go away! 1363 01:32:06,276 --> 01:32:09,029 - Don't know who that is? - Happy new year. 1364 01:32:09,195 --> 01:32:13,992 He's vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him! 1365 01:32:16,995 --> 01:32:20,498 Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong horse. Will you hose him, please? 1366 01:32:20,665 --> 01:32:22,667 Hose him. 1367 01:32:33,094 --> 01:32:35,722 - One down. - On the ground. 1368 01:32:38,892 --> 01:32:43,813 - Boy, am I glad to see you. - Oh, Oscar. Oscar. 1369 01:32:45,106 --> 01:32:46,316 Is he dead? 1370 01:32:47,025 --> 01:32:49,736 Uh-uh. This slime is positively charged. 1371 01:32:49,903 --> 01:32:51,821 He'll wake up feeling like a million bucks. 1372 01:32:51,988 --> 01:32:53,907 Whoa. This gentleman is a bit ripe. 1373 01:32:54,074 --> 01:32:57,035 That's all right, my friend. I think I had an accident too. 1374 01:33:16,721 --> 01:33:18,515 Get him away! 1375 01:33:19,349 --> 01:33:22,185 Ray: Get a knife or something! We gotta cut her out! 1376 01:33:22,352 --> 01:33:23,520 Okay. 1377 01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:28,108 All right. Now, listen. You gotta stay right here. Don't move. 1378 01:33:28,274 --> 01:33:32,320 Uncle Pete's gotta help your mom. Stay here and don't say anything. 1379 01:33:47,001 --> 01:33:49,170 Hold it right there, deadhead! 1380 01:33:51,673 --> 01:33:55,051 You want a baby? Go knock up some willing hellhound. 1381 01:33:55,218 --> 01:33:58,763 Otherwise, I'm giving you three to get back in that painting. 1382 01:33:59,973 --> 01:34:01,141 One! 1383 01:34:09,983 --> 01:34:12,068 You got him! You got him! 1384 01:34:16,573 --> 01:34:19,534 That was really stupid. 1385 01:34:22,203 --> 01:34:24,164 Ray, can you move? 1386 01:34:25,331 --> 01:34:27,834 No. Are you okay? 1387 01:34:29,961 --> 01:34:32,213 Venkman, how are you? 1388 01:34:33,131 --> 01:34:34,591 I'm fine. 1389 01:34:49,606 --> 01:34:51,900 No! Oscar. 1390 01:34:53,484 --> 01:34:56,112 Please, do something! 1391 01:34:57,447 --> 01:34:59,199 Not so fast, vigo! 1392 01:35:00,241 --> 01:35:01,659 Hey, vigo! 1393 01:35:01,826 --> 01:35:04,537 Yeah, you. The bimbo with the baby. 1394 01:35:04,704 --> 01:35:07,373 Didn't anybody tell you the big-shoulder look is out? 1395 01:35:07,540 --> 01:35:11,377 You know, I have met some dumb blonds in my life... 1396 01:35:11,544 --> 01:35:14,631 But you take the taco, pal. 1397 01:35:16,257 --> 01:35:20,720 Only a carpathian would come back to life now... 1398 01:35:20,887 --> 01:35:22,639 And choose New York. 1399 01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:26,476 Tasty pick, bonehead! 1400 01:35:26,935 --> 01:35:32,482 If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck... 1401 01:35:33,316 --> 01:35:35,693 You would be living the sweet life... 1402 01:35:35,860 --> 01:35:41,074 Out in southern California's beautiful San Fernando valley. 1403 01:35:47,163 --> 01:35:48,414 Oh, darn it. 1404 01:35:48,581 --> 01:35:49,791 Oh, darn it. 1405 01:35:50,500 --> 01:35:53,628 Now we become one. 1406 01:36:02,220 --> 01:36:05,181 - Where's that singing coming from? - People outside. 1407 01:36:13,690 --> 01:36:17,318 Sorry, folks. Excuse me. Ghostbusters. 1408 01:36:22,448 --> 01:36:25,034 I'm here with you, guys. 1409 01:36:30,832 --> 01:36:35,128 He's weakening! The singing is neutralizing the slime! 1410 01:36:35,545 --> 01:36:37,422 I can move! 1411 01:36:39,549 --> 01:36:41,384 Oscar! 1412 01:36:45,930 --> 01:36:49,392 Oh, sweetie. It's okay. 1413 01:36:53,396 --> 01:36:54,605 He's back in the painting! 1414 01:36:58,109 --> 01:37:00,236 All right, go find a shady spot. 1415 01:37:08,077 --> 01:37:12,290 Vigie, vigie, vigie. You have been a bad monkey. 1416 01:37:17,086 --> 01:37:20,340 Ray, we'd like to shoot the monster. Could you move, please? 1417 01:37:20,506 --> 01:37:22,050 - Ray. - Ray. 1418 01:37:23,885 --> 01:37:27,263 I, ray and vigo, shall rule the earth! 1419 01:37:27,889 --> 01:37:30,933 - Be gone, you pitiful half-men! - Now! 1420 01:38:05,259 --> 01:38:08,221 - I did it! I did it! - That was great! 1421 01:38:08,388 --> 01:38:10,556 - I'm a ghostbuster! - I loved it! 1422 01:38:10,723 --> 01:38:14,060 Winston: You all right? Let's get this off. Egon: Get up. 1423 01:38:14,769 --> 01:38:16,020 Here. 1424 01:38:16,187 --> 01:38:17,772 Here we go. 1425 01:38:19,982 --> 01:38:22,276 - How do you feel? - Groovy. 1426 01:38:23,152 --> 01:38:26,739 - You all right? - Yes. Thank you, Peter. 1427 01:38:28,157 --> 01:38:30,034 Spread out, shorty. 1428 01:38:34,997 --> 01:38:38,709 I love you guys. 1429 01:38:38,876 --> 01:38:40,920 - I love all you guys. - Great, ray. 1430 01:38:41,087 --> 01:38:43,297 - And I love venkman. - Let's go. 1431 01:38:43,464 --> 01:38:46,134 - We gotta live with this? - Wow. Real friendship. 1432 01:38:46,300 --> 01:38:50,012 - Yeah. - J' they will come from behind j'j' 1433 01:38:50,179 --> 01:38:54,016 ray: Hey. Egon: Sir, are you all right? 1434 01:38:55,268 --> 01:38:57,311 Why am I drippings with goo? 1435 01:38:57,478 --> 01:39:01,065 You had a violent, prolonged, transformative psychic episode. 1436 01:39:01,232 --> 01:39:03,943 Sorry we had to hose you there, but you were out of control. 1437 01:39:04,986 --> 01:39:06,863 Hey, man... 1438 01:39:07,029 --> 01:39:08,739 Let me tell you something. 1439 01:39:08,906 --> 01:39:10,533 I love you. 1440 01:39:12,326 --> 01:39:15,538 Well, I love you too. Heh, heh. 1441 01:39:15,705 --> 01:39:17,290 Ray: All right. Wow. 1442 01:39:17,457 --> 01:39:19,333 Heh. Hey, fellas. 1443 01:39:19,500 --> 01:39:21,544 You wanna take a look at this? 1444 01:39:28,259 --> 01:39:30,094 Early renaissance, I think. 1445 01:39:30,261 --> 01:39:33,556 Raphael or piero della Francesca. 1446 01:39:34,140 --> 01:39:36,809 No, I believe it's one of the fettuccines. 1447 01:39:39,729 --> 01:39:41,355 J“ ghostbusters j“ 1448 01:39:42,440 --> 01:39:45,651 j“ if there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood j“ 1449 01:39:46,569 --> 01:39:49,655 -j' who you gonna call? J' -j' ghostbusters j“ 1450 01:39:50,364 --> 01:39:54,076 j“ if there's somethin' weird and it don't look good j“ 1451 01:39:54,869 --> 01:39:58,080 -j' who you gonna call? J' -j' ghostbusters j“ 1452 01:39:58,998 --> 01:40:01,584 all: Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! Ghostbusters! 1453 01:40:05,338 --> 01:40:07,006 J“ I ain't afraid of no ghost j“ 1454 01:40:13,638 --> 01:40:15,389 J“ I ain't afraid of no ghost j“ 1455 01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:24,357 J“ if you want somethin' done you gotta do it yourself j" 1456 01:40:25,316 --> 01:40:27,318 j“ too hot to handle, too cold to hold j' 1457 01:40:27,485 --> 01:40:29,796 j“ they're called the ghostbusters and they're in control j“ 1458 01:40:29,820 --> 01:40:32,073 j“ had 'em throwin' a party for a bunch of children j“ 1459 01:40:32,240 --> 01:40:34,521 j“ while all the while the slime was under the building j“ 1460 01:40:34,575 --> 01:40:36,975 j“ 80 they packed up their group got a grip, came equipped j“ 1461 01:40:37,036 --> 01:40:39,476 j“ grabbed their proton packs off their back and they split j“ 1462 01:40:39,622 --> 01:40:44,669 j“ found about vigo, the master of evil try to battle my boys? That's not legal j“ 1463 01:40:54,679 --> 01:40:58,516 J“ if I was you, and you were me you'd wanna be winnin' j“ 1464 01:40:58,683 --> 01:41:03,688 j“ if you want somethin' bad, yo you gotta wanna give your all j' 1465 01:41:04,230 --> 01:41:08,067 j“ 'cause [believe so much in we and know we 're not kiddin' j' 1466 01:41:08,234 --> 01:41:13,322 j“ if you feel the same as me, yo you gotta wanna take the ball j" 1467 01:41:13,948 --> 01:41:17,451 j“ now I find out that nothin' is given I“ 1468 01:41:18,035 --> 01:41:20,955 j“ don't know where the cards may fall j“ 1469 01:41:23,541 --> 01:41:27,003 j“ all I know is that we've gotta get it j" 1470 01:41:27,670 --> 01:41:31,841 j“ we've gotta make it on our own j“ 1471 01:41:32,008 --> 01:41:37,847 j“ well, I guess we 're gonna have to take control j“ 1472 01:41:38,014 --> 01:41:41,392 j“ all on our own j' 1473 01:41:41,559 --> 01:41:46,981 j“ if it's up to us we've got to take it home j“ 1474 01:41:47,148 --> 01:41:49,233 j“ too hot to handle, too cold to hold j' 1475 01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:51,485 j“ they're the ghostbusters and they're in control j“ 1476 01:41:51,652 --> 01:41:56,991 j“ well, I guess we 're gonna have to take control j“ 1477 01:41:57,158 --> 01:42:00,786 j“ gotta, gotta take it home gotta, gotta take it home j“ 1478 01:42:00,953 --> 01:42:06,584 j“ if it's up to us we've got to take it home j“ 1479 01:42:06,751 --> 01:42:10,880 j“ gotta, gotta take it home gotta, gotta, gotta take it home j'j' 1480 01:42:11,047 --> 01:42:12,965 r dig it, dig it r 1481 01:42:15,301 --> 01:42:17,762 J“ spirit, some people hear it some people fear it j“ 1482 01:42:17,928 --> 01:42:19,930 j“ spirit some people just won't go near it j“ 1483 01:42:20,097 --> 01:42:22,097 j“ sure as I'm me and you should know you're you j“ 1484 01:42:22,141 --> 01:42:24,393 j“ your spirit is the key to unlock the true you j“ 1485 01:42:24,560 --> 01:42:26,687 j“ spirit, some people hear it some people fear it j“ 1486 01:42:26,854 --> 01:42:29,023 j“ spirit some people just won't go near it j“ 1487 01:42:29,190 --> 01:42:30,983 j“ sure as I'm me and the skies are blue j' 1488 01:42:31,150 --> 01:42:33,402 j“ the ghostbusters are back and all brand-new j" 1489 01:42:33,569 --> 01:42:34,612 j“ come on, uh j' 1490 01:42:36,822 --> 01:42:38,574 j“ warm it up say what? J“ 1491 01:42:40,576 --> 01:42:42,286 j“ dig it, dig it, dig it check it j“ 1492 01:42:42,453 --> 01:42:44,997 j“ now that evil's presence make it pleasant in j“ 1493 01:42:45,164 --> 01:42:49,251 j“ every resident and take a mother's newborn baby and Dana's the lady j“ 1494 01:42:49,418 --> 01:42:50,961 j“ to build an establishment j' 1495 01:42:51,128 --> 01:42:53,839 j“ for an evil magician on a mission in the pitchin' position j“ 1496 01:42:54,006 --> 01:42:56,175 j“ and no condition will stop him on the transition j“ 1497 01:42:56,342 --> 01:42:58,636 j“ of makin' it in time with the help of the slime j“ 1498 01:42:58,803 --> 01:43:00,638 j“ but somebody gotta draw the line j" 1499 01:43:00,805 --> 01:43:03,057 j“ who stand for all who you gonna call for the brawl j' 1500 01:43:03,224 --> 01:43:05,144 -j' ghostbusters! J' -j' it's like that, y'all j' 1501 01:43:05,184 --> 01:43:07,269 -j' ghostbusters! J' -j' it's like that, y'all j' 1502 01:43:07,436 --> 01:43:09,939 -j' ghostbusters! J' -j' are back j“ 1503 01:43:10,106 --> 01:43:12,250 -j' ghostbusters! J' -j' it's like that, y'all, hit it j“ 1504 01:43:12,274 --> 01:43:14,336 j“ spirit, some people hear it some people fear it j“ 1505 01:43:14,360 --> 01:43:16,696 j“ spirit some people just won't go near it j“ 1506 01:43:16,862 --> 01:43:18,864 j“ sure as I'm me and you should know you're you j“ 1507 01:43:19,031 --> 01:43:21,283 j“ your spirit is the key to unlock the true you j“ 1508 01:43:21,450 --> 01:43:23,470 j“ spirit, some people hear it some people fear it j“ 1509 01:43:23,494 --> 01:43:25,788 j“ spirit some people just won't go near it j“ 1510 01:43:25,955 --> 01:43:27,957 j“ as sure as I'm me and the skies are blue j' 1511 01:43:28,124 --> 01:43:30,044 j“ the ghostbusters are back and all brand-new j" 1512 01:43:33,045 --> 01:43:38,050 J“ you find yourself caught up in a silly game j“ 1513 01:43:39,093 --> 01:43:41,595 j“ that's child's play don't play me out I“ 1514 01:43:41,971 --> 01:43:46,642 j“ the world depends on every little move we make I“ 1515 01:43:47,893 --> 01:43:50,479 -j' it's serious j“ -j' cold serious j“ 1516 01:43:51,522 --> 01:43:55,484 j“ and now the time has come for all good to glow j“ 1517 01:43:55,651 --> 01:43:58,654 j“ and overthrow the bad j" 1518 01:44:00,156 --> 01:44:04,285 j“ we 're here to make a change so all can be free j“ 1519 01:44:04,452 --> 01:44:08,748 j“ a call has been made and we are back j“ 1520 01:44:12,293 --> 01:44:16,464 j“ back to fight the evil we will never deceive you j“ 1521 01:44:17,506 --> 01:44:22,887 j“ working hard to try to fight the evil plague j" 1522 01:44:23,053 --> 01:44:24,096 j“ yeah j“ 1523 01:44:25,931 --> 01:44:31,604 j“ but don't you let nothing get in the way j' 1524 01:44:31,771 --> 01:44:33,564 j“ yeah j“ 1525 01:44:35,566 --> 01:44:39,862 j“ now the time has come for all good to glow j“ 1526 01:44:40,029 --> 01:44:42,323 j“ and overthrow the bad j" 1527 01:44:42,490 --> 01:44:43,991 j“ yeah j“ 1528 01:44:44,158 --> 01:44:48,204 j“ we 're here to make a change so all can be free j“ 1529 01:44:48,370 --> 01:44:53,793 j“ a call has been made and we are back j“ 1530 01:44:53,959 --> 01:44:56,170 j“ oh, we're back j“ 1531 01:44:56,337 --> 01:45:00,549 j“ we 're back to fight the evil we will never deceive you j“ 1532 01:45:02,718 --> 01:45:03,803 j“ yeah j“ 1533 01:45:05,054 --> 01:45:09,099 j“ we 're back to fight the evil we will never deceive you j“ 1534 01:45:09,266 --> 01:45:10,768 j“ oh, we 're back j'j' 1535 01:45:23,656 --> 01:45:25,199 J“ ghostbusters j“ 1536 01:45:25,574 --> 01:45:29,620 j“ something strange goin' on something's wrong I“ 1537 01:45:29,787 --> 01:45:32,915 j“ gloom in the room outside is the storm j" 1538 01:45:33,082 --> 01:45:36,627 j“ all alone in the crib watchin' the tube j“ 1539 01:45:36,794 --> 01:45:40,381 j“ yo, is that what I did? Did I see somethin' move? J“ 1540 01:45:40,965 --> 01:45:43,968 j“ chills down your spine your heart fills with fright j“ 1541 01:45:44,134 --> 01:45:48,180 j“ not filled by the things that go bump in the night j' 1542 01:45:48,347 --> 01:45:51,684 j“ they walk through the wall with no time to stall j“ 1543 01:45:51,851 --> 01:45:53,435 j“ you call the ghostbusters j" 1544 01:45:53,602 --> 01:45:55,271 j“ well, that's who you call j“ 1545 01:45:55,437 --> 01:45:57,064 j“ ghostbusters j“ 1546 01:45:57,231 --> 01:46:00,651 -j' we ain't afraid of no ghosts j' -j' ghostbusters j“ 1547 01:46:00,818 --> 01:46:04,572 -j' we ain't afraid of no ghosts j' -j' ghostbusters j“ 1548 01:46:05,239 --> 01:46:07,199 j“ stop! Bridge! Hit it! J'j' 1549 01:46:10,452 --> 01:46:14,164 j“ I ain't, I ain 't, I ain't afraid of no ghost j“ 1550 01:46:15,374 --> 01:46:21,589 j“ I ain't, I ain 't, I ain't afraid of no ghost j“