1 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,400 big, tall ships, and maybe even a whale. 2 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:42,800 Well, hello. 3 00:01:42,940 --> 00:01:43,940 Hello, Mrs. Jaden. 4 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:48,720 Here we are. I will. 5 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,240 Watch your head. 6 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,160 There you go. 7 00:01:57,060 --> 00:01:58,960 Goodbye, you two. Have a great trip. 8 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,860 Don't walk too hard. I won't. No. 9 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,520 You'll be a good boyfriend, Eliza, while you're away. All right, sweetheart? 10 00:02:08,270 --> 00:02:11,530 Oh, a good dose of Daniel is the best tonic for me. 11 00:02:11,970 --> 00:02:14,350 His young cousins have been anxious to meet him. 12 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:18,270 Two weeks without caring for children. What will Alec and I do with ourselves? 13 00:02:19,150 --> 00:02:21,970 Might I suggest a second honeymoon? 14 00:02:22,650 --> 00:02:23,650 Oh. 15 00:02:24,850 --> 00:02:25,850 Drive on. 16 00:02:26,010 --> 00:02:29,010 Oh, Eliza, make sure that he keeps his hat on so he doesn't get a chill. 17 00:02:29,330 --> 00:02:34,290 Bye -bye. Bye. Bye, darling. And remember, he takes his nap at 2 o 18 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,770 don't let it get too overheated. 19 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,810 Bye. Bye -bye. 20 00:02:38,220 --> 00:02:39,440 Well, I'd better go to work, Mother. 21 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,740 Oh, good gracious. 22 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:56,140 Felix! 23 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,660 Of course, he's not here. 24 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,460 Oh, goodness gracious, is there anything more pathetic than talking to yourself? 25 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,160 Answering yourself. 26 00:03:19,380 --> 00:03:24,240 Well, that's how those gutters kept shape. I meant to get that a month ago, 27 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:27,520 what with one thing and the other, where did the time go, huh? 28 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:29,880 Yeah, where did the time go? 29 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:33,220 Walking around like a ghost. Anything wrong? 30 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:35,140 Well, it's so quiet. 31 00:03:36,559 --> 00:03:38,600 But he's off registering at medical school. 32 00:03:40,140 --> 00:03:43,320 Felix is working so many shifts at the hotel, I've got no one to talk to but 33 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,320 myself. 34 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,160 To tell you the truth, I'm not really that interesting. 35 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 I've never felt that. 36 00:03:50,060 --> 00:03:52,880 I tell you what, why don't we go for a walk? Just the two of us. 37 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,400 Crunch through the leaves in the sugar bush one last time before we're snowed 38 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,099 in, huh? 39 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:57,839 I don't know. 40 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:02,400 I'm just... I've got your work to do and I've got to go start our supper. 41 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,120 I don't mind. Supper can wait. Come on. Don't be silly. 42 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:08,840 I'm just... just having a day. 43 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:22,260 Will you not understand, woman? The lodge is a secret society 44 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:26,360 with secret ceremonies, for which we need secret ceremonial regalia. 45 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:31,400 This was so much easier when Ed Lawson ran the store. He at least was a fellow 46 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:33,840 brother sworn to uphold the sanctity of the lodge. 47 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:35,060 I tell you what... 48 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,250 McDonald, why don't you fill up the order form yourself? 49 00:04:37,650 --> 00:04:42,330 I promise not... I promise not so much as even to touch the parcel when it 50 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,390 arrives. Oh, magazines. 51 00:04:45,870 --> 00:04:48,950 Oh, and I know I can count on the lodge to make prompt payment, can't I? 52 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,710 Men really are such children. 53 00:04:55,050 --> 00:04:56,590 Secret societies, indeed. 54 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:59,850 As if anyone cared what they do in their silly old lodge. 55 00:05:00,350 --> 00:05:02,070 Now, Muriel. 56 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,480 About the Royal Order of the Daughters of the Dominion. 57 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,900 Don't mind if we pin this up on your bulletin board, do you? Of course not, 58 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:12,340 Harry. But it's about our next regular meeting. 59 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,160 Oh, yes. 60 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:17,140 We're launching our annual fundraising drive. 61 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,600 We'll be selling raffle tickets on a quilt for the orphan home. Raffle? 62 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:23,500 Great galloping ghosts. 63 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:27,460 Do you females not know it's always this time of year that the lodge holds a 64 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:29,300 raffle for the orphans on a turkey? 65 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:30,920 Turkey? 66 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:37,630 There's just so many draws one can make on the charitable purse of family. Yes, 67 00:05:37,790 --> 00:05:41,830 we've been working on our quilt all fall. And we've been fattening up our 68 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:44,550 bird for a year and a bit. We're already selling tickets. 69 00:05:44,830 --> 00:05:47,130 Who the blithering blue blazes needs another quilt? 70 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:50,770 That's better. Who needs your tough old bird? 71 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:54,530 If I was the R .O .D .D., I wouldn't be talking about old birds. 72 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:59,570 Oh, look, Mr. Grant. Now, now, now, just ignore him, Olivia. Ignore him. 73 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:02,930 My words, Gurney MacDonald. 74 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:07,950 We'll raffle off our quilt, all right, and you'll just have to eat your old 75 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:09,370 turkey. Come. 76 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:14,130 Along with a good helping of crow. 77 00:06:14,390 --> 00:06:16,010 Thank you, Muriel. Come on. 78 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:30,990 Not quite a job to take on this time of night. 79 00:06:31,650 --> 00:06:34,410 Well, I've got to do something. I thought I might as well do it while 80 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:35,410 one underfoot. 81 00:06:37,550 --> 00:06:39,390 Are you going to go out and leave me all alone in the house? 82 00:06:39,730 --> 00:06:41,570 First Wednesday of the month. It's my lodge meeting. 83 00:06:42,270 --> 00:06:43,410 Oh, hell, I forgot. 84 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:44,850 Well, have a nice meeting. 85 00:06:45,350 --> 00:06:48,990 What is the matter with you, woman? You're dancing out of your skin. 86 00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:51,610 I don't know what's the matter, Alec. 87 00:06:53,090 --> 00:06:56,750 I'm just all alone here in this big empty house and the children away. 88 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,640 You miss your nestlings. 89 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:04,280 Look, why don't you enjoy the first private time that you've had in years? 90 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,600 You can read a book. You can have a nice long bath. 91 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,140 And I'll be back in a few hours. 92 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,140 Stand still, so storm past. 93 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:53,120 Ladies, take your place in a world of usefulness. 94 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:56,220 An extra money implying household skills you already possess. 95 00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:00,220 Right after we haul into the trees, yes. 96 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,640 Yes, I will. 97 00:08:04,540 --> 00:08:09,920 So then Egan Frayne gave us an extensive talk on the weather and how we could 98 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,880 expect heavy snow before Christmas. 99 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:16,240 The exalted keeper of the treasury passed out tickets for the orphan's 100 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,240 draw. 101 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:22,740 And then the grand potentate declared business finished. We thank God saved 102 00:08:22,740 --> 00:08:26,440 king. Then there was a sing -along, some cigar smoking, and... 103 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:27,880 Then we went home. 104 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:31,240 Well, fellas, any other business? 105 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:37,700 Your Magnificence, I'd just like to add that the forage in raccoons and 106 00:08:37,700 --> 00:08:41,640 squirrels indicates a heavy dose of snow right through January and on into 107 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,060 March. No, no, that'll make the mudden really back -breaking. 108 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,740 Could make for some top -notch catches in the fur trade. 109 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:51,000 Thank you, Brother Egan. Is there anything else? 110 00:08:52,060 --> 00:08:54,940 Oh, we may as well have the king then and get to the sing -along. 111 00:08:55,910 --> 00:09:00,830 If I may, Your Magnificence, as Keeper of the Treasury, I feel it prudent at 112 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:05,830 this time to remind the members that with the RODD competing for our 113 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:10,690 charity dollar, we need every able -bodied brother out there flogging 114 00:09:10,690 --> 00:09:11,690 this turkey. 115 00:09:12,770 --> 00:09:17,170 And at this time, I'd like to raise the possibility of recruiting additional 116 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:20,650 members, if anyone can think of a worthy candidate. 117 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:24,850 Well, lads, can we think of anyone? 118 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:26,530 What about Felix King? 119 00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:31,090 Felix? Well, he's a bit young, isn't he? Well, he must be nearly 16. 120 00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:32,550 That's old enough. 121 00:09:33,430 --> 00:09:36,670 Well, quite honestly, he's never expressed any interest in the lodge. 122 00:09:36,970 --> 00:09:40,770 Rather, I like the boy as a king, and there hasn't been a king male left out 123 00:09:40,770 --> 00:09:41,770 the lodge in all its years. 124 00:09:43,090 --> 00:09:44,370 Well, I can talk to him. 125 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:46,610 Well, good. That's it then, lads. 126 00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,610 All rise for the king. 127 00:10:02,570 --> 00:10:04,710 I'm so excited about the Acme home industry, Betty. 128 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:08,490 I mean, I've never worked a day in my life outside the farm, but, well, the 129 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,490 people don't seem to care. 130 00:10:10,270 --> 00:10:14,390 I wrote that I like to sew and bake, and if they could just set me up in some 131 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:17,550 little business that I could do in my free hours, well, it'd be something else 132 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:18,550 for me to think about, wouldn't it? 133 00:10:20,630 --> 00:10:22,750 Do you think I'm absolutely mad to even consider it? 134 00:10:23,270 --> 00:10:26,830 I mean, there are lots of useful things I can find to do around the farm. Heaven 135 00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,870 knows, up until now, I've been perfectly happy doing that. 136 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,250 I don't know. 137 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:32,020 Good for you, Janet. 138 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,080 No, it does. It feels good being useful. 139 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:39,220 Of course, it feels even better making money. 140 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:40,660 That's right. 141 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,840 What does Alex think about it? 142 00:10:43,460 --> 00:10:47,420 Oh, well, to tell you the truth, for some reason I haven't really been able 143 00:10:47,420 --> 00:10:48,420 talk to him about it. 144 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:49,780 I'm afraid he won't approve. 145 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:55,820 Really? Oh, Alex has always been most supportive of my business ventures and 146 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:57,000 Olivia's too. 147 00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,760 Yes, well, I think it'll be different with me. 148 00:11:00,750 --> 00:11:02,410 I'm afraid he won't think me capable. 149 00:11:03,410 --> 00:11:05,510 Oh, now, now, Janet. 150 00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:07,990 Speak to thy fears, woman. 151 00:11:08,430 --> 00:11:11,290 Then generally, you know, they go away, don't they? That's right. You've nothing 152 00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:12,249 to worry about. 153 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:13,250 No, nothing. 154 00:11:13,550 --> 00:11:17,330 Oh, Alec will get behind you, sure as rain in spring. 155 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:24,070 Ah, I haven't seen much of you around lately. 156 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,450 I picked up some extra shifts at the hotel. 157 00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:33,630 Oh. Diligence is a good thing, son, but maybe you should find time for... 158 00:11:33,630 --> 00:11:35,330 In the box. 159 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:40,430 There. Thank you. You know, you should find time for some other things in your 160 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,450 life besides work. 161 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:47,690 Like? Well, a young man your age should give some thought to community service, 162 00:11:47,950 --> 00:11:50,010 fellowship. Have you seen this advertisement? 163 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:52,370 Industrious entrepreneurs. 164 00:11:52,770 --> 00:11:54,510 Earn extra money in your free hours. 165 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:56,150 Free hours? 166 00:11:56,880 --> 00:12:00,660 Felix, you can't be thinking of taking on more work, really. This is becoming a 167 00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:03,460 compulsion. It's not the work I like. It's the money. 168 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:10,740 Well, don't get involved in some get -rich -scheme and advertise in a 169 00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:12,020 magazine, really. 170 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:13,340 Why not? 171 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:14,620 Janet. 172 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:16,640 Come on, tell him. 173 00:12:18,420 --> 00:12:19,420 Tell him what? 174 00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:24,240 That these are all just shams for unsuspecting dupes and they appeal to 175 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,800 worst instincts in people. 176 00:12:26,430 --> 00:12:30,390 Nobody ever made a dime out of those enterprises except the charlatans who 177 00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:31,390 them on the public. 178 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:32,910 Really? 179 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:34,490 Oh, yeah. 180 00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,090 Well, I mean, your father's right. 181 00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:39,670 He can't believe everything you read in it, Berteson. Just remember the words of 182 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:42,450 P .T. Barnum. There's a sucker born every minute. 183 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:43,670 Huh? 184 00:13:07,690 --> 00:13:09,830 King, I've got some parcels for you. 185 00:13:10,070 --> 00:13:11,750 Oh, me? I didn't order anything. 186 00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:15,030 What acme home industry are you going with? 187 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:22,690 25 pounds of recut leather and 200 unfinished baseballs. 188 00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:27,710 Baseballs? That's what it says, ma 'am. Baseballs. 189 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:52,840 But now that I see the Acme Home Industry's sewing whiz... Mr. Hymus, if 190 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:56,100 all the same, I just assume repackage it all and return it to Charlottetown. 191 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,600 Certainly. 192 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:02,520 Certainly you may return the sewing whiz. So my advertisement says. And 193 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,000 Hymus is a man of his word. 194 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:09,720 But if you read the print at the bottom of the application which bears your 195 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:14,840 signature, you will know, of course, that you are responsible for all 196 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:15,840 costs. 197 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:19,130 Plus a restocking fee. 198 00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:26,030 And, of course, Acme Home Industry cannot take back any unfinished goods. 199 00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:31,590 we will be billing you for 200 baseballs and the hides. 200 00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:35,970 I have to pay for them? Well, what on earth am I supposed to do with 200 201 00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,270 unfinished baseballs? 202 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,950 So the hides on them. 203 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,250 Bye -bye. 204 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,980 I guess I... So baseball. 205 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,700 Porter! 206 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,020 I hope to heaven your father doesn't find out. 207 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:00,880 Well, I'd better be off. 208 00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:05,420 I'm going to that farm auction in Carmody. Do you want to come along? 209 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,720 I'd best stay home, finish up my sewing. 210 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,680 Well, I'll swing by Gurney McDonald's. We can share the ride. 211 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Will you be gone all day? 212 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,060 Most likely. 213 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,160 See you later tonight. 214 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,360 Bye, dear. 215 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,500 for a bicycle, Felix. 216 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:35,800 Yeah, well, the chain's broken. 217 00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:38,920 Well, just throw her on the back there, then. 218 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,960 But be careful of Miss McDonald's new hogs. 219 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:47,720 There we go. 220 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:51,220 So, Felix, are you going to join us as a lodge brother? 221 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:55,620 Pardon? The loyal order of the Knights of Prince Edward Island. 222 00:15:56,060 --> 00:16:00,100 Yes, I've been looking for a chance to mention the subject, but... 223 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:01,980 There just hasn't been one. 224 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,760 You do want to join us at the lodge, brother, don't you, Felix? 225 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,280 I don't know. I suppose. 226 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:13,000 The lodge is a right and honorable institution. 227 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:16,080 The Knights of the Island means many things. 228 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:17,279 It's fellowship. 229 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:20,800 It's patriotism. It's doing for others less fortunate in the community. 230 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,120 It's your entrance into manhood. 231 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:24,740 Manhood? 232 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:29,920 My father belonged to the Knights, Felix, and his father before him. 233 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,240 What exactly does the lodge involve? 234 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,300 What exactly? 235 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:41,360 You cannot know until you're indoctrinated into our most secretive 236 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:46,340 You must solemnly swear to uphold the sanctity of the lodge, to learn our 237 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:50,680 passwords, our signals, and our signs, never to be forgotten upon penalty of 238 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:51,680 expulsion. 239 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:55,140 It's an awesome responsibility not to be entered lightly. 240 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:56,900 I see. 241 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,240 Oh, why not? 242 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,920 Here we go. 243 00:17:11,339 --> 00:17:14,599 This equipment is designed to fail. 244 00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:17,400 I've never seen such a flimsy contraption. 245 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:21,180 I must be doing something wrong. How many have I got so far? 246 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,140 Oh, well, it's a penny a ball. 247 00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:24,980 You're 15 cents richer. 248 00:17:25,339 --> 00:17:28,800 Yes, well, I'll just have to try harder tomorrow. And in the meantime, I'd 249 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,960 better get this all put away before Alec gets back. 250 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,740 I'm a reasonably heavy person, Impolite. I'll figure this out. 251 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:43,660 It's going to take you two months. 252 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:47,160 How long can you keep Alec away from the house? 253 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:49,820 You'll tell him, won't I? 254 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,160 I'll find a way. 255 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,380 Alec, what in the name of heaven is that? 256 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:13,160 I'm going down to find out. 257 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:28,360 Digger, what on earth are you chewing on? 258 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,160 My baseball. 259 00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:40,960 Of all the harebrained notions, getting caught up in a flim -flam of this sort, 260 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,520 why wouldn't you tell me? 261 00:19:42,780 --> 00:19:44,980 Well, I didn't want you to know, because I knew you'd carry on like this. 262 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,180 I'd carry on. 263 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:52,460 And who was it who signed a contract obligating himself to pay... How much is 264 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,460 it? 265 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:54,830 I'm not exactly sure. 266 00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:59,590 Oh, shipping fees and restocking charges. Of course, there's the cost of 267 00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:00,590 materials. 268 00:20:00,890 --> 00:20:03,490 Well, I don't know. I have to contact the Acme Home Industries. 269 00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:07,150 Well, I used to wonder where Felix got it. 270 00:20:07,770 --> 00:20:08,990 From the ward side. 271 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,990 What a loo -loo of an idea. 272 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:17,610 Well, never mind. I'll contact your Mr. Heinz at Acme and get an exact figure, 273 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,870 and then I can get a bank draft, and then it'll all be done. 274 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:21,330 Stop this nonsense. 275 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,130 You're always right, aren't you, Alan? 276 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,380 make a mistake, do you? Or at least not one you'd ever admit to. 277 00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,200 Janet, what has possessed you now? 278 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,640 I made a mistake. I'm so sorry. 279 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,340 We wards are mere mortals, unlike you kings. 280 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:38,340 I'm just trying to get you out of this jam. 281 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:42,440 Oh, well, thank you very much, and I'll get myself out. I made this jam, and 282 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,440 I'll lie in it. 283 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:49,180 I'm not sure if I heard you correctly. 284 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,740 What did you say happened? 285 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,840 The dog ate them. 286 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,400 Mr. Hymas, are you still there? 287 00:20:58,880 --> 00:20:59,880 I'm still here. 288 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:05,820 Well, I will pay you back. I just need time. I do have my egg money. 289 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:10,360 Madam, your chickens had better lay golden eggs. You owe us nearly $48. 290 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:15,300 Well, I just have to say that I don't think it was entirely my fault. That 291 00:21:15,300 --> 00:21:21,500 sewing wiz is rather, well, flimsy. Madam, we have had hundreds of satisfied 292 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:22,500 sewers. 293 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:23,920 Yes, perhaps we... 294 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,950 Could we work out terms? 295 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,750 Terms? 296 00:21:30,350 --> 00:21:31,790 Oh, please, please. 297 00:21:32,030 --> 00:21:33,590 Do call me Heath. 298 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:37,650 Oh, Mrs. King, I feel that I know you. 299 00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:41,410 May I call you Janet? 300 00:21:43,030 --> 00:21:45,930 Oh, I suppose so. 301 00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:50,390 Well, Janet, I can offer you something better than time. 302 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,050 I can offer you an opportunity. 303 00:22:01,299 --> 00:22:06,020 Now, according to Mr. Hymas, if I can just sell these three cases of Acme 304 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:10,120 White bluing, well, I can cover all my expenses and maybe keep a few dollars 305 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,120 extra. 306 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:14,960 How in heaven's name are you going to get rid of this much soap? I don't think 307 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:19,380 there's enough laundry in all of Avonlea. According to Mr. Hymas, Acme 308 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:22,120 White gets laundry so sparkling, it practically sells itself. 309 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,440 According to Mr. 310 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:25,780 Hymas. 311 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:50,300 What's going on? Mr. Tremaine and Mr. O'Donnell have agreed to sponsor you 312 00:22:50,300 --> 00:22:52,440 the order of the Knights of Pee Island. 313 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,080 But speak only when spoken to, son. 314 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:07,500 So, lads, how go your turkey tickets? Oh, not very well, I'm afraid. 315 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:11,080 Those dratted daughters of the Dominion have so cut into our business. 316 00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:15,280 Our only consolation is their blasted coat tickets are selling no better. 317 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,720 I've arranged for the use of a dining room at the White Sands for young 318 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:24,140 initiation. We can seal off the room from the prying eyes of the public so 319 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:27,640 our most secret of secret ceremonies can remain well hid. 320 00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:32,080 That way we can retain the solemnity of the investiture and get a nice wee bit 321 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,080 of trifle afterward. 322 00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,920 I booked the room for Tuesday next. 323 00:23:38,530 --> 00:23:44,590 So, Felix, are you prepared to enter into the proud ranks of the Order of the 324 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:48,010 Knights of the Island and join us as a man among men? 325 00:23:48,970 --> 00:23:51,090 Well, yes, I suppose so. 326 00:23:51,470 --> 00:23:56,050 I was just wondering, what is it that the Order of the Knights of P .E. Island 327 00:23:56,050 --> 00:23:57,050 do exactly? 328 00:23:57,470 --> 00:24:03,070 Well, we discuss matters of mutual interest. 329 00:24:03,470 --> 00:24:04,690 Oh, like politics? 330 00:24:05,050 --> 00:24:06,050 Oh, politics. 331 00:24:06,659 --> 00:24:07,659 The weather. 332 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:12,900 It's not important what we discuss, Felix. 333 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,680 You see, it's a matter of fellowship. 334 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:19,180 We're mainly farmers, and, well, we're at the mercy of the elements, and it's 335 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:23,280 important to know that there are other people in the same boat who can lend a 336 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:24,280 hand when it's needed. 337 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:27,200 But why does it have to be a secret? 338 00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:32,520 Because... Because... It always has been. 339 00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:33,940 And it's fun. 340 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:46,770 If I could have your attention, please, Olivia. I would like to demonstrate how 341 00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:53,090 Acme Bright White patented agents work so effectively, they make old cloth look 342 00:24:53,090 --> 00:24:54,090 like new. 343 00:24:54,310 --> 00:24:56,930 Oh, my goodness gracious. 344 00:24:57,410 --> 00:25:00,690 And this was achieved after only one washing. 345 00:25:00,910 --> 00:25:07,470 Not only does Acme Bright White make your dainties gleam, but it 346 00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:11,130 makes them soft. 347 00:25:11,420 --> 00:25:12,420 as goose down. 348 00:25:12,540 --> 00:25:15,760 The more you add, the softer they get. Just feel and compare. 349 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:26,500 And I can assure you, 350 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,100 Simon, the same wonders can be worked on your bed and table in as well as your 351 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:31,100 hotel uniforms. 352 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:34,740 And of course, buying in volume, there would be a substantial discount. 353 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,440 Ah. 354 00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:40,440 Mrs. King, have you sufficient stock to advance me a case? 355 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:49,780 Oh, hello, Janet. 356 00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:55,040 I just ordered one bottle of Superior Bright White Bluing. Well, good timing. 357 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:56,280 I'm just about to do some whites. 358 00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:57,540 Oh. 359 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:00,020 No, no, no. 360 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,380 Let me help you with that kettle. All right. 361 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:06,060 Have you heard what's been going around about Prince George? 362 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:08,140 The Prince of Wales? Yeah. 363 00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:10,200 Oh, Eleanor, excuse me. 364 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:13,920 There's written there from Ontario, and she says that the rumor's just flying 365 00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:17,240 there that the prince is going to come to Canada and open the Royal Winter Fair 366 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,240 in Toronto. 367 00:26:18,420 --> 00:26:19,540 Oh, how fancy. 368 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,360 Wouldn't it be grand to go down and see him? 369 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,240 Well, Hattie is just beside herself. 370 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,500 Why? She's not going, is she? 371 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:32,340 Well, no, no, no, but she reasons that the prince will have to sail right past 372 00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:34,060 .E. Island, and they might just drop in. 373 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,440 Well, we'd better get out of this sparkling. 374 00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:40,360 Aren't we all glad we've got our... 375 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,200 Powerful bright white fluid. We certainly are. 376 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:49,080 Well, it certainly smells powerful. 377 00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:53,440 It says here it's heat activated. 378 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,880 Here we go. Just drop them in. Just drop them in and I'll add the cream. 379 00:26:58,580 --> 00:27:00,080 Feels like it's working. 380 00:27:11,899 --> 00:27:16,500 I told you plainly not to pester me at my place of work. 381 00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:17,760 Can I please stay a wee while? 382 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,720 I just want to hear about them princesses and His Highness and that. 383 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:23,360 Well, stay put. 384 00:27:23,820 --> 00:27:26,060 But for Pete's sake, don't make a peep or a wafer. 385 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:28,980 Right this way, Mrs. King. Oh, Mrs. King! 386 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:34,520 I only wanted to tell you, Mrs. King, how agog we are about your bluing. 387 00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:39,080 We've all laundered with it. I've instructed my girl to use it, and she's 388 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,880 all my things lovely and fresh. 389 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:43,300 We all know you've got a hired girl, Eleanor McHugh. 390 00:27:43,940 --> 00:27:49,880 I only wanted to say, Mrs. King, that thanks to your bluing, my dainties look 391 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,759 like new. 392 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,940 And what an endorsement that is. 393 00:27:53,180 --> 00:27:54,640 Oh, well, thank you. 394 00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,140 My little girl is so excited about meeting royalty. 395 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:05,620 Oh, she keeps talking about his highness and practicing her curtsy. You know, 396 00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:06,860 being all grand and that. 397 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:11,180 So, do you think it could be true? 398 00:28:11,780 --> 00:28:14,020 What? About the prince coming. 399 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,200 I mean, if it ever happened, I think I'd fall down dead. 400 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:20,860 But look at it, Marla. 401 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,960 It's already been suffered by some strange melody. 402 00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,260 Call her. 403 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,200 It's never happened before today. 404 00:28:27,700 --> 00:28:33,720 Never bothered me before, but with the room getting warmer and... Oh, my God. 405 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:40,980 Oh, yes. 406 00:28:42,580 --> 00:28:43,580 Ladies. 407 00:28:46,260 --> 00:28:48,020 Attention, ladies, please. 408 00:28:49,300 --> 00:28:50,300 Attention. 409 00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:52,420 The flag. 410 00:28:55,150 --> 00:29:01,130 And now, with your kind permission, I should like to begin. 411 00:29:03,790 --> 00:29:10,570 I am reminding all present of our treasured connection to the 412 00:29:10,570 --> 00:29:11,810 crown of England. 413 00:29:12,270 --> 00:29:18,730 For it is as a British subject that we continue to enjoy the fair and the... 414 00:29:18,730 --> 00:29:21,830 Fair Britannia. 415 00:29:22,780 --> 00:29:23,780 Go on ahead. 416 00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:26,520 Oh, they're driving me mad. 417 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:27,720 Dad, 418 00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:30,340 I haven't done anything differently. 419 00:29:31,820 --> 00:29:35,740 Except Janet King's bluing. 420 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,260 It is, it is. 421 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:44,520 There's something defective in your bluing. I've got to stop here. 422 00:29:47,850 --> 00:29:52,090 Mrs. King, we have never had a single complaint about our blueing. You insult 423 00:29:52,090 --> 00:29:56,910 me. And as far as I'm concerned, you owe us for three cases, plus the $48 still 424 00:29:56,910 --> 00:29:59,170 outstanding. It gave all of us hives. 425 00:29:59,630 --> 00:30:02,450 Everyone wants their money back, and as far as I'm concerned, I don't blame them 426 00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:03,450 one little bit. 427 00:30:03,570 --> 00:30:04,850 Becky, leave that alone. 428 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,040 His Highness will be on next Tuesday's train to Avonlea. 429 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:25,400 His Highness! 430 00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,960 His Highness is taking the Tuesday train to Avonlea! 431 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:35,300 The Prince is coming to Avonlea? That's what he said. Honest to Pete. 432 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:36,560 He heard it. 433 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,520 Not eavesdropping, mind you. I mean, quite accidental. 434 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Over the telephone. 435 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,840 A man said it. His Highness will be on the Tuesday train. 436 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:48,560 That's ridiculous. 437 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:55,160 His Highness unannounced with no one to greet him. 438 00:30:55,620 --> 00:31:00,400 No one of retirement to extend an official welcome. 439 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760 No, 440 00:31:02,140 --> 00:31:03,140 it's not possible. 441 00:31:03,380 --> 00:31:05,500 Oh, but, Eddie, what if he really is coming? 442 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:06,900 We're not ready. 443 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:13,260 No, no, no, I assure you. If the prince were coming on Tuesday, someone would... 444 00:31:14,490 --> 00:31:18,350 It's not the royal order of the daughters of the Dominion, then who, I 445 00:31:19,010 --> 00:31:21,950 Precisely. Why, someone would have plans afoot. 446 00:31:22,370 --> 00:31:27,510 And you can't have plans of that scale afoot in Avonlea without all of Avonlea 447 00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:28,870 knowing. Exactly. 448 00:31:29,770 --> 00:31:32,610 Why, someone would be holding a reception. 449 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:36,190 That's only reasonable. You couldn't keep that hush -hush. 450 00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:40,970 They'd have to book the reception at a hotel, and, well, it would be this 451 00:31:41,010 --> 00:31:45,260 so... Somebody has booked the White Sands for next Tuesday. 452 00:31:45,620 --> 00:31:48,360 And it is very hush -hush. 453 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:50,080 Who? 454 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:53,940 The loyal order of the Knights of P .E. Island. 455 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:55,540 We'll see about that. 456 00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,380 Those fools. 457 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:05,620 May you serve her right to raffle to the orphans. They may deprive us of our 458 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:07,920 revenue for the quilt, but never... 459 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:14,520 Never shall we, daughters of the Dominion, be denied our royal family. 460 00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,740 Thank you, Molly. 461 00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:19,380 Vicki. 462 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:24,540 The Prince. 463 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:26,220 Are you mad? 464 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,200 Go on. 465 00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:29,600 Confirm or deny. 466 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,500 Is the Order of the Knights of P .E. Island having a banquet here on Tuesday 467 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,200 night? Yes or no? 468 00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:39,710 I am not at liberty to say. 469 00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:44,870 Aha. So you are one of them. In cahoots with that bunch, are you? 470 00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:49,170 The knights of P .E. Island are having an extraordinary guest at the banquet. 471 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:50,690 Yes or no? 472 00:32:51,550 --> 00:32:53,090 I will not reveal that information. 473 00:32:53,790 --> 00:32:58,030 It goes against my pledge as a lodge brother and as a hotel proprietor. 474 00:32:59,450 --> 00:33:00,470 He's hiding something. 475 00:33:00,670 --> 00:33:01,910 Did you ever see a guiltier look? 476 00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:03,290 Never fear, Olivia. 477 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:09,240 It'll be a frosty Friday before anyone gets royalty past Hetty Kate. Come on. 478 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:10,360 Thank you. 479 00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:18,220 Oh, 480 00:33:28,980 --> 00:33:31,540 ladies, um... 481 00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:37,190 I do think it's of the utmost importance that we, the daughters of the Dominion, 482 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:42,470 be thoroughly, thoroughly familiar with the protocol of reception. 483 00:33:43,250 --> 00:33:44,810 Let me demonstrate. 484 00:33:45,570 --> 00:33:46,670 Millie, you begin. 485 00:33:48,410 --> 00:33:54,990 Now, upon being presented to a royal personage, 486 00:33:55,110 --> 00:33:57,630 one curses, so. 487 00:33:58,990 --> 00:34:01,770 Extending a gloved hand, so. 488 00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:09,300 And then drops one's head so and utters quite clearly, Your Royal 489 00:34:09,300 --> 00:34:10,300 Highness. 490 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:17,679 There. Now, let's all try it. You first, Eleanor McHugh, if you will. 491 00:34:18,179 --> 00:34:19,260 Of course. 492 00:34:19,820 --> 00:34:24,280 Lord and ladies, Mrs. Eleanor McHugh of Carmody. 493 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,080 I am determined to work off my debt to Acme. Oh. 494 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,060 That reminds me. I'm sorry, Janet. 495 00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:37,760 This arrived for you. 496 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,380 The Acme Home Industries icing whiz. 497 00:34:48,219 --> 00:34:50,780 I'm perfectly capable of icing in the old -fashioned way. 498 00:34:51,620 --> 00:34:53,699 How can Mr. Hymus keep doing this to me? 499 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,580 Janet, you're being bamboozled by this Hymus fellow. Oh, I know, I know. 500 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:00,940 I'd like you to let someone abuse your good nature. Not like this. 501 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,280 I know. 502 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,940 Oh, what's the matter with me? 503 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,860 What in the world are people going to think? 504 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,360 Janet. 505 00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:13,060 No one thinks badly of you. 506 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:14,860 No one. 507 00:35:16,260 --> 00:35:17,260 Can I get you anything? 508 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,240 A cup of tea? 509 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,340 Thank you, Muriel. 510 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:24,800 You've got your own work to do. Oh, Piffle, you're always doing for others. 511 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,180 Why not let someone fuss over you for a change? 512 00:35:27,980 --> 00:35:29,120 I'd be Mr. Hymus. 513 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,340 Write him a letter. 514 00:35:31,660 --> 00:35:33,440 Let him have a right piece of your mind. 515 00:35:33,980 --> 00:35:36,880 Tell him that he'll get his money when you have it, and not a minute before. 516 00:35:37,220 --> 00:35:39,540 But, you know, he's threatening to come to Allen Lee. 517 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,060 Come all this way for a few measly dollars? 518 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:43,520 Oh, no. 519 00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:45,340 Janet, you call his bluff. 520 00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,720 Tell him to go blow off steam at somebody else. 521 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,620 All right, then. 522 00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:53,900 I will. 523 00:35:54,060 --> 00:35:55,019 Good for you. 524 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,020 Oh, he won't get a... 525 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:59,690 Blessed nickel for me until I'm good and ready. And Muriel, I'm going to call 526 00:35:59,690 --> 00:36:00,690 him now and tell him. 527 00:36:09,630 --> 00:36:12,810 Tell me, good fellow, where can I get a taxi? 528 00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:14,650 Taxi? In Avonlea? 529 00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:15,828 Ain't none. 530 00:36:15,830 --> 00:36:18,490 They pay me to meet the train for the guests at the White Sands Hotel. 531 00:36:18,830 --> 00:36:20,090 I can take you there if you like. 532 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:33,700 Foot firm and face fast. 533 00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,480 Stand still till storm past. 534 00:36:37,060 --> 00:36:38,060 Come aboard. 535 00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:53,320 Well, are you ready to come downstairs? 536 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:55,080 I think so. 537 00:36:57,660 --> 00:37:00,960 Son, I... I'm really proud of you. 538 00:37:01,670 --> 00:37:02,670 What have I done? 539 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:09,630 You know, the day I joined the lodge, my father tried to tell me something, but 540 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:10,630 words failed him. 541 00:37:11,150 --> 00:37:15,290 Something about how I was soon becoming a man, and I remember thinking, what's 542 00:37:15,290 --> 00:37:17,870 the matter with a crazy fool? Can't he see I'm a man already? 543 00:37:20,270 --> 00:37:25,830 Well, it's taken me all these years until this moment to realize what he was 544 00:37:25,830 --> 00:37:26,830 fumbling to say. 545 00:37:27,530 --> 00:37:28,530 I can't... 546 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:33,170 Put it into words any better, Felix, other than to say that it is... 547 00:37:33,170 --> 00:37:38,130 truly wonderful, and yet... somehow frightening to see your child grown up. 548 00:37:38,930 --> 00:37:42,750 And realize that... you're a young man now. 549 00:37:43,650 --> 00:37:45,510 You'll never be my little boy again. 550 00:37:47,330 --> 00:37:48,330 Yeah. 551 00:37:51,630 --> 00:37:52,630 Yeah. 552 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,080 How are we going to get the prince? 553 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,580 He's not in there. 554 00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:18,920 Perhaps we could present ourselves before he comes down. 555 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,200 Excellent idea, Eleanor. 556 00:38:22,170 --> 00:38:25,290 The locks to the pouches that speak make a dignified first impression. 557 00:38:25,650 --> 00:38:29,670 But which room, I wonder, isn't really a royal suite, you know? 558 00:38:31,890 --> 00:38:36,810 I wonder if you can tell us which room His Highness is in. 559 00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:38,130 Who? 560 00:38:38,830 --> 00:38:39,830 Oh! 561 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:42,570 He's high. 562 00:38:43,650 --> 00:38:45,290 Unfortunately, that doesn't reach him. 563 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,590 Oh, Hattie! 564 00:38:46,730 --> 00:38:51,350 Hattie! What am I doing? 565 00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:55,160 I, 566 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:17,120 Felix King, do solemnly swear to obey the laws of the Order of the Knights of 567 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,120 .E. Island. 568 00:39:18,300 --> 00:39:23,260 to uphold and defend the honor and dignity of His Majesty the King. And 569 00:39:23,260 --> 00:39:25,300 all else, be a good neighbor and... 570 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:39,900 What 571 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:42,820 in South Hill do you want? 572 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,580 Good evening. 573 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:49,680 We have... Come to see His Highness. 574 00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,140 I'm Heath Hymas. 575 00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,040 Sir, we are not common fools. 576 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:59,240 What kind of fools are you, then? We are daughters of the Dominion, Empress of 577 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:00,158 India chapter. 578 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,100 We have seen the royal family in pictures. 579 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:08,720 I have a cake plate of the coronation with the whole works of them on it. I 580 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:15,620 don't know your game, but you are no more Prince George than I am an 581 00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:16,780 imposter, I'll wager. 582 00:40:17,420 --> 00:40:19,560 No, sir, you are not His Highness. 583 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:20,920 His Highness? 584 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,660 I'm Heath... I'm Heath Hymas. 585 00:40:28,100 --> 00:40:31,200 Oh, Mr. 586 00:40:32,820 --> 00:40:34,040 Hymas, of course. 587 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:37,560 What brings you to Avonlea? 588 00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:43,760 Business? I'm here in Avonlea for one purpose only, and that is to lay my 589 00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:44,760 on Janet King. 590 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,060 Is that her? 591 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,180 What? Janet? 592 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:53,300 Janet King. 593 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,660 Janet King. 594 00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:59,960 Janet King. Janet King. 595 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,280 Stop, woman. 596 00:41:03,820 --> 00:41:08,680 You try to make a fool out of the wrong man, Janet King. I have a fine contract. 597 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:09,259 Oh, yes. 598 00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:10,500 Well, I have something mentioned. 599 00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,660 You'll try to deceive me, as you have, oh, heaven knows how many other 600 00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:15,940 unsuspecting females. 601 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,220 You, you, you, you wouldn't take back my baseballs. 602 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,960 Baseballs? What is going on here? 603 00:41:22,240 --> 00:41:23,940 You sent me dreadful detergents. 604 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:29,440 That bluing is a public menace. Sad reprobate. I spent two days in a bath of 605 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:35,480 salt. Yes, at me home industry, there's a sham that shills unsuspecting dupes. 606 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,960 Well, Janet King is no man's dupe. 607 00:41:38,330 --> 00:41:42,810 I'm sorry you cannot wrap your tiny little head around legitimate business, 608 00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:48,170 in my books, you, Janet King, are worse than a dupe. 609 00:41:48,910 --> 00:41:54,350 You are a Welsh, a cheat, and very nearly a thief. How dare you? 610 00:41:54,850 --> 00:41:58,470 Don't you come a step further. Mrs. King, you didn't waste your cake. 611 00:41:59,230 --> 00:42:01,930 Hold on. The woman you're insulting, sir, is my wife. 612 00:42:02,130 --> 00:42:03,390 Alex, please. 613 00:42:04,150 --> 00:42:05,150 Listen. 614 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,370 You are a wimp. 615 00:42:09,070 --> 00:42:11,630 and then you're product and effective and you know it. 616 00:42:14,050 --> 00:42:20,110 This woman has attempted to swindle me, brothers, out of an excess of 617 00:42:20,110 --> 00:42:25,650 $50. I call upon your solemn oath as fellows of the loyal order of the 618 00:42:25,650 --> 00:42:28,750 of Prince Edward Island to stand behind me. 619 00:42:30,970 --> 00:42:31,970 Sir, 620 00:42:32,690 --> 00:42:33,830 for the love of people. 621 00:42:34,190 --> 00:42:35,670 What have I joined here? 622 00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:38,890 I swore to be a good neighbor. 623 00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:40,730 Is my mother not your neighbor? 624 00:42:41,190 --> 00:42:42,650 Look here, Granny MacDonald. 625 00:42:43,050 --> 00:42:47,310 Surely the lodge isn't going to side with this man over our challenge. 626 00:42:47,650 --> 00:42:50,370 This man wears the emblems of a lodge member. 627 00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:54,670 But it would shame us all to call him brother. 628 00:42:55,310 --> 00:42:59,250 What I demand justice be done. 629 00:42:59,470 --> 00:43:00,650 And so it shall. 630 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:29,560 On behalf of the Order, I would like to apologize for the unbrotherly conduct of 631 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,860 our errant past member. 632 00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,420 You would. 633 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,000 Well, I should say so. 634 00:43:34,380 --> 00:43:38,280 Hattie King, I wasn't speaking to you or the R .O .D .D. Oh, for pity's sake, 635 00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:41,260 stop it, both of you. There's been enough squabbling this evening. 636 00:43:41,940 --> 00:43:42,940 Felix was right. 637 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,260 We are, after all, neighbours. 638 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,920 Isn't it about time that the R .O .D .D. and the Knights of Prince Edward Island 639 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,260 found some way to get along? 640 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:55,820 Gentlemen, please, won't you join us for cake? 641 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:58,460 Yes, yes. 642 00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:01,140 And, uh, you two. 643 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,660 It's true how big you can be and find some way to get along. 644 00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:13,260 Well, Miss King, it's too bad you didn't find your prince. 645 00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:16,760 But I must say, you look every inch of Cinderella. 646 00:44:17,740 --> 00:44:19,400 That's a lovely frock you have there. 647 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:21,960 Thank you, Gurney. 648 00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:25,460 Yours is quite lovely, too. 649 00:44:32,690 --> 00:44:38,550 So, it settles. Yes, we'll offer our quilt so that both organizations can 650 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:43,010 tickets on it. And we'll donate the turkey directly to the orphan. Ah. I 651 00:44:43,010 --> 00:44:45,670 it only makes sense that our organizations work together. 652 00:44:46,490 --> 00:44:49,770 True. I suppose we do both serve the same community. 653 00:44:50,450 --> 00:44:53,710 To Avonlea? To the king. The king. 654 00:44:54,350 --> 00:44:56,950 Shine, little glowworm, glimmer. 655 00:44:57,710 --> 00:45:00,050 Shine, little glowworm, glimmer. 656 00:45:00,890 --> 00:45:03,410 Look, Alec, let really be our son. 657 00:45:04,230 --> 00:45:06,330 That tall, grown -up young man. 658 00:45:08,230 --> 00:45:14,410 My dear, are you still worried about how we're going to fill in the time in our 659 00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:15,410 dotage? 660 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:18,750 No. 661 00:45:20,570 --> 00:45:22,190 I don't think I am. 662 00:45:25,230 --> 00:45:27,270 Wouldn't you like to see into our future? 663 00:45:41,950 --> 00:45:45,470 And lead us on to love.