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[knock]

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What's going on Randy?

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Hey Bubbles.  I was wondering if
I could ask you for a favour?

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What kind of a favour?

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Well, it's just, I'm confused
about things.  Mixed up.

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I'm attracted to a bunch of
different things.

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What kind of things Randy?

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Well, you know how Mr. Lahey and I, we were

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Yup.

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Well Bubbles, you're not going to 
tell anybody about this, right?  Right?

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Tell anybody about what Randy?

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Well, I been watching the way Sarah handles
people and she's really turning me on, Bubbles.

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Oh, Sarah is.

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Yeah.

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Oh, okay, well.  Come in Randy.
We'll figure that out.

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Thanks Bubbles.

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It's just a matter of going to a
couple of websites Randy.

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I mean, do you like this type of thing?

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I like those things Bubbles.

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Yeah, I know.  Me too!  Or, I mean, 
there's also this type of things.

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I like that thing too.

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Alright Randy.  I mean, I think
that clears that up.

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You know, you're just kind of attracted
to whatever but lots of people are.

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That's normal.

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Thanks Bubbles.

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Alright.

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(music)

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Hey Ted.

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Randy.  We've got a problem.

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Problem?

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Yeah, the Chief's on my case
about spending too much time

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in the park and why I've got a 
three hundred and sixty five dollar

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expense claim for cheeseburgers.
So I lied to him, told him

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I was doing surveillance.  I
need you to do me a favour.

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I need you to do surveillance on
Ricky and Julian.  It doesn't

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look good when a peace officer
hangs out at a place like

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this where there is clearly crime 
being committed and driving

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around with a former male prostitute and 
blowing hundreds of bucks on cheeseburgers.

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You checked my record Ted?

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Yes I did Randy.  That's my job.

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I thought you liked me.

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Well I do Randy.  You know.  I
mean, you're a great guy,

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but, hey, don't eat the bun.
Just the meat.

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It's part of the burger Ted.

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Randy!

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It seemed to me like maybe Randy
and Officer Ted were

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in a bit of a lover's quarrel and then 
they came over to the store as usual,

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hoping to get a little dirt on
Corey and Trevor.

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Hi Sarah.  Can I have an apple
juice please?

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Sorry, we don't have juice.

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Gee, I don't know much about
business, but if I was going

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to open up a convenience store,
I think the first thing I'd do

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is stock up on merchandise. Otherwise
 it's not very convenient for the customer.

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Seems obvious, right Randy.

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I don't know.

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Well, I don't know a whole lot
about being a cop but it seems

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to me like a constable on patrol
should be out patrolling

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and not in here harassing me.
Seems pretty obvious.

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Randy, my eyes are up here.

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Come on Randy, let's go.

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Ah, actually Ted.  I'm not going to go.  
I've got work to do. Here.

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Here you go, bud.

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Bye Ted.  I don't think that
Officer Ted and Randy are going

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to stay together.  Officer Ted
is obviously using Randy to

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his own ends and he's also
trying to change him.

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He brought him an Ab Flexor the
other day.

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If you don't love him the way he
is, just leave him alone.

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I think it's fucking great the way he's back
in the fucking liquor, drunk as fuck.

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It's great you know, basically
he just roams around this park

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doing little chores for his bitchy 
little boss Randy and he leaves

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us alone.  We never see him so
we can do whatever

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we want now, we can sell shit in
the park and basically

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who's going to stop us.  Randy?
Randy can suck.

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Alright Trev, let's go.

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All that stuff right there.

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On the ground.  One, one
thousand, garbage.  Next.

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As you can plainly see, the
suspects are taking the stolen

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property and placing it by the
roadside garbage

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and then loading it on their vehicle, 
in a vain attempt to cover themselves.

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Okay Trev, barbeque next.  Move it Trev.

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Trev, what are you doing?  Pick it up.

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My shoe fell off.  Can I just
fix my shoe?

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No time Trev, get the rest of that stuff.  
Trev, let's go, move it.  Take it out of here.

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(horn blast)

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I'm pretty paranoid these days,
I'll be honest.  I mean,

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the whole trailer park is
flipped upside down.

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Randy's dating police officer
and Mr. Lahey is back with Barb.

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People are getting evicted left 
right and centre.

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I'm paranoid the next person is
going to be me.

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If it's not Ricky with all that
fucking garbage lying around.

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Check over in the sporting
goods.  Everything there is five
bucks today.

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Bikes are five bucks today.
Nice phone here if you want that.

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Hey boys, what's up?

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Crack it Ricky.

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How's the East Coast's Whips going?

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Aight.

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It's good.

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Saying?  Hey, my baby mommas want 
to do some shopping.  Is that aight?

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Of course.

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We on approved credit, boy?

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Yeah, I can live with that.

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Tight.  Aight ladies, aight. Hey man,
 let me ask you something dawg.

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I'm getting all kinds of letters, 
you know what I'm saying, from Barb.

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Talking about how we might be 
kicked out of the park or some shit.

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Trailers, lot fees, some shit.

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I wouldn't worry about Barb.
I'll tell you what you should

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be worried about though is Randy.  
Lahey's drunk out of his mind.

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Randy man, I'm telling you, he
scares me.  He's throwing

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people left and centre.  Threw my dad out.  
He's throwing everyone out.

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How come you ain't been kicked out, dawg.

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Good question.  That means something's 
up and it's not up to Lahey

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cause he's too drunk.  But
something is up with Randy,

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I just haven't figured it out yet.

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Well, we ain't afraid of Randy,
with his candy.

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That globe shaped motherfucker,
you know what I'm saying.

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Yeah, fuck Randy.

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J Roc, I'm not a pessimist, I'm
an optometrist, but you gotta

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keep your eye on Randy.  He's
fucking around, he's doing stuff.

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I don't trust that fucking guy man, I don't.

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Randy equals ain't shook.

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Your pants finally burst Randy? What the fuck 
are you doing with my shit dawg.

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What's up man?

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I'm just packing your stuff up J Roc.  
You're evicted.

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What you talking about Randy? You can't 
evict me, dawg.  You don't have the power.

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Yes I do, J Roc.  For not paying lot fees.

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Randy, I'm working on lot fees,
dawg.  You know what I'm saying.

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You ain't really going to evict
me and T and my two baby mommas.

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We're getting close dawg.

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I've warned you three times J Roc.

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Randy, I'm a ma-fucker under a lot of pressure,

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you know what I'm saying, you
know that.  Right?  Know what I'm saying?

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So I know you ain't really
acting hard with me right?

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Cause you don't want me to step
to you, you know what I'm saying.

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And take you down dawg.  Cause
I'm about to pop.

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That's a great idea J Roc.  I'll
just take my pants off.

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Randy, don't take your pants off
dawg.  Pull that shit up.

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Nobody, ladies turn around, 
nobody wants to see that shit dawg.

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Put your pants up.  We want to
talk about this shit dawg.

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(shouting)

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Pants up dawg.

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I told you, nobody wants to fight you man.

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Ladies you can turn around now
and look.  Everything's aight.

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Do that shit up man.

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Do your shit up dawg.  Can't we talk?  
You're acting awful hard Randy.

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Sometimes life is hard J Roc.

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Randy, sometimes you fat.  You don't 
hear me talking about that do you?

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Cool it down dawg.  You know what 
I'm saying?  You understand?

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Seems to me that you should be
able to understand

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and be sympathetic to what it's
like to be pregnant dawg.

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What are you talking about, J Roc?

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Oh what, you ain't pregnant with
a bucket of chicken?

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Hey, let me tell you something
little ma-fucker, when you grow up

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don't grow up to be like that
ma-fucker right there.

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Randy, you probably ain't even
had your ultrasound yet have you dawg.

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I'll give it to you right now.
I hear chicken.  I hear cola fizz

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and mustard and relish
coagulating together.  French fries

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and onion rings Randy, but you know what.  
I don't hear a heart motherfucker.

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Come on ladies, let's pack this
shit up.  That's whack Randy.

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Going without your wallet.
After all I've done for you, hairy bitch.

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You should have just paid your lot fees J Roc.

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Say hi to Mr. La, oh, that's right.

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I can't believe you, Randy man. Disappointed.  
Do you feel good about yourself?

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You were at the cheeseburger
picnic where I told everybody

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if they didn't pay their lot fees, they 
were out.  Well you got your

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shit packed, now get out.  Get
the frig out of here.

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With your heart, it's not worth it.

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Julian.  I just thought you might like to know

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that there's another trailer for
sale if you want it.

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Which one?

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Bill's.

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Bill's leaving?

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No, Bill got kicked out.  He
didn't pay his lot fees.

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How much do you want for it?

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Twelve hundred dollars plus you
gotta fix two broken windows

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that were smashed by kids today.
No big deal Julian,

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just go down to Piercey's, pick a couple up

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I'll give you nine hundred bucks and it's a deal.

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Done.

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Fuck off Randy, I said it's a deal, alright?

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Hope you got a good deal on that
spoiler Julian cause it's whack.

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Randy's got some fucking nerve,
throwing everybody out of this park.

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That big cocky prick, he's fucking 
up to something, I know he is.

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Something to do with us.  Trying
to set us up or some shit.

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If Randy thinks he's smartlier
than me, he's wrong.

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I'm setting up a sting today.

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I've been watching Ricky, Julian 
and Bubbles for years

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and whenever they need building
supplies, they steal them.

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So I set Julian up.  I broke the
windows in Bill's trailer.

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That's the guy you gotta
distract right there, okay?

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Make sure you distract him until
I leave, okay?  Wave. Wave.

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Perfect.  There's some windows.

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Okay, do you got your bus fare?

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Yeah.

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Randy?  What the fuck are you doing here?

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Randy, they're going to see you, boy.  Shit.

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Didn't I teach you any better than that boy!

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Randy, what are you taking pictures of me for?

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I wasn't taking picture, Julian.

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Guess what?  You blew it buddy.
This is called entrapment.

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You're so stupid.  You stay the 
fuck away from me.

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Frig off Julian.

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Evidence note to self.
Surveillance almost compromised

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by amateur associate trailer
park supervisor Randy,

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caught in the act observing
suspect Julian in the act of stealing

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building material.  I got you Julian 
this time, all on tape, you sexy prick.

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Mr. Lahey?

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Hey Rand.

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Mr. Lahey, what are you doing?

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I'm just lying around, having a couple
of drinks, relaxing, Randinator.

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Relaxing?!  I'm working Mr. Lahey.  
I want you to go down to Bill's

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and clean up some broken glass
and take care of some stuff he left there.

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Why doesn't Wild Bill clean it
up himself, Randy-man?

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Because I evicted him Mr. Lahey.
He wasn't paying his lot fees.

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You what!?

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I evicted him.

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Randy, Bill has lived in this
park since before you were born.

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You can't treat people like that, boy.

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It was hard Mr. Lahey,
I won't lie.

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Yeah, you see what kind of a toll 
that job takes on you Randy?

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Where have you been?

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Sorry.  Sorry Sarah.

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I'm sorry.

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Sorry's not good enough.  I
asked where you've been.

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I was working with Julian.  He
was working with Ricky.

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Corey, don't tell her that!

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Guys, I thought we decided that
it was in your best interests

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not to hang out with those guys
anymore.  Do you want to go back to jail?

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No.

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No?

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No.

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Hi Randy.

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Hey Sarah.  I was wondering, do
you want to grab a burger.

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I need some really important advice.

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I got some advice for you Randy.

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What Trevor?

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Maybe you should put a shirt on
before you come in the store.

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Gee, I haven't heard that one
before.  You're hilarious!

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Yeah, real funny Trev.  You're in charge Corey.

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I don't know Sarah, it's just, I
always have to deal with Mr. Lahey

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being drunk all the time and I have to 
deal with Ted and evictions and Barb.

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I mean, how do you do it?

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Well, I guess I think that if
you're honest with yourself

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and honest with everybody around
you then everything

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just kind of falls in to place Randy.

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Sarah come here, I got something to tell you.

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Randy!  What the fuck do you 
think you're doing?

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I'm just trying to be honest
with my feelings Sarah.

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Well, okay, but you're really attractive
and I like talking cheeseburgers

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with you and shit but I'm, don't have 
those kind of feelings for you.  At all.

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Okay.

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Are we still cool?

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Yeah.

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Shit!

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Trevor, it's not your fucking toke.
For fuck's sakes.

255
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,135
Good afternoon gentlemen. 
Sorry to interrupt.

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I think I might have had a
little bit too much to drink.

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Then maybe again.

258
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Boys, get him out of here before
he pisses himself again please.

259
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,055
Dude, you gotta let us draw cocks on him.

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Okay, knock yourselves out.

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Nice!

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That won't be necessary boys.
You see, I'm not the least bit drunk.

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I haven't been drunk for 26 glorious 
days of undercover police work.

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Making a little video tape.
Starring Julian and Ricky.

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What the fuck are you talking
about?  You're wasted.

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Alright.  You talking about this
Rick?  How you doing buddy?

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How you doing Ricky, it's a
great party you got here bud.

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Hey Jules, you love a good
party, don't you baby?  Sexy.

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It's iced tea.  He's not drunk.

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No kidding.  Halloween 1977 Jules.  
You remember don't you Bubbles.

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What's at work here is some shit
tectonics when two shit plates strike

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and come together under incredible 
pressure.  What happens Bubbles?

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What Mr. Lahey?

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Shit quake!  May the force be with you gentlemen.

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And may I be with the force.

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Oh my fuck.

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I remember Halloween 1977, like it was yesterday.

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I remember everything about that night.

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Well, I didn't even smoke dope back in 77,

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so I can tell you exactly what
happened on Halloween.

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I remember Halloween 1977 perfectly.

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We dressed up as people from Star Wars.  
And I remember Julian copied off me.

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I don't even remember what I dressed up as.  
Luke Skywalker or Dark Vader

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or something but Julian copied off me.  
Bubbles was the gold guy.

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I remember that.

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Had my C3P0 outfit on.  I
remember the way the moon was

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gleaming off the gold.  I just
wanted to get candy

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and Julian was on the liquor.  I
mean, we were only kids

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but he was still driving liquor into him.

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Then we see Lahey coming home.
He just got off duty.

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Parked his car, got out.  Ricky
decides he wants to fuck over his cop car.

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Bubbles or Julian, I can't
remember which one, it was probably Julian

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but I think it was Bubbles, said
let's got mess around with his cop car over here.

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Julian had the idea, he wanted
to get into some mischief,

295
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I remember is what he called it.
And he wanted to go push Lahey's car,

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put it out of gear and see where
it would roll to.

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They put the car out of gear and
started pushing it.

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And it picked up way more speed
than they thought it would

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and it crashed right into a
fucking trailer.  I remember thinking

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"Oh my god, now we did it".

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And Lahey, he was a cop back
then, it was his car, he ran out.

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All he wanted was to take
Julian's liquor cause Julian was

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drinking big time back then.
Julian fought him for it, liquor went up,

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got spilled all over Lahey and
his uniform.  He finally got the liquor,

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got back to his car and was
trying to get car unstuck from

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the trailer in reverse and
liquor spilled all over his crotch.

307
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Next thing you know, George
Green shows up, he was Lahey's partner.

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He's the stupidest cop there is.
He thought Lahey was drunk, pissed himself.

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00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,913
It did look like he was drunk
and pissed himself.  He wasn't drunk.

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I don't think he even pissed himself at all.  
So it was a misunderstanding.

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He started saying "Now listen
George, this isn't what it looks like"

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and George told him he was drunk
and as they started arguing

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all that did is make Lahey look more drunk 
and crazier than he actually was back then.

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And next thing, Lahey's under
arrest and it was our fault.

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It came down to two choices and
Lahey, well he resigned.

316
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:13,510
I just can't believe that Julian
and Bubbles, they, they ruined Mr. Lahey's life.

317
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:20,718
He lost his career, he lost his marriage, 
went down the tubes and he lost his mind.

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Mr. Lahey used to be nice back then 
and we turned him into a drunk crazy lunatic.

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Ted, unless I'm reinstated
there's going to be law suits for

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wrongful dismissal, defamation
of character and twenty years

321
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of retroactive salary.  That's a lot of money.

322
00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:41,404
There's the evidence right there.  
All I'm looking for is a little justice.

323
00:20:41,406 --> 00:20:44,507
But you don't know anything
about justice do you?  None of you do.

324
00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:48,245
All you know about is looking
sexy in your god-damned uniforms.

325
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,413
Jim, calm down.

326
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,916
You might be real good-looking,
you might work out Ted,

327
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,252
but I'm ten times the cop that
you'll ever be.

328
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,387
Jim, I'll guarantee you fair
treatment under one condition.

329
00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:58,789
What's that?

330
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,724
Just shut up a minute and knock off the sexy stuff.

331
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:01,925
How's Randy?

332
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,193
He's good Jim.

333
00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:13,536
So?

334
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:16,774
Well, let me say Jim, impressive.  
You built a pretty strong case.

335
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,343
But given your history with guns, 
dynamite and public drunkenness,

336
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there's serious reluctance to reinstate you.

337
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,348
What's bottom line, Ted?

338
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,484
No promises, but I think there's
enough evidence here

339
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,552
to get you a hearing before the Police Board. 

340
00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:31,454
Excellent.  Looking good, right?

341
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,556
Yeah, and I think you need to
get some character witnesses

342
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to prove that those boys drove
you to do what you did.

343
00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:39,263
Now Jim, do you know anybody who
will say anything good about you?

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Bo-Bandy.

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