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[Alarm clock ringing]

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I got really fucking drunk last night.

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Smoked a bunch of dope til five in the morning.

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Ended up passing out in the
sewer pipe cause it's kind of

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cramped back here and my back's a little sore.

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Anyways, slept there, had a
pretty good sleep, but I still had

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to get up early this morning
cause I got responsibles now.

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Growed up, I got kids. A lot of
people say you can't smoke dope

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and get drunk when you have kids
but that's not true. You can.

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But you still gotta get up in
the morning. That's being responsible.

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Being a man. Trin's been doing a
lot of science fair stuff,

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trying to pass grade six. Lucy wanted me 
to help out so I had no problem with that.

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Trinity has not been doing as
well this year as she usually does.

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I had a chance to talk with her,
her teacher. He's a nice man,

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he's, you know, attractive and we came up 
with a way for her to have a second chance.

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Gotta do a few things to help
her out with the project.

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Hand it in and hope that she'll
get a passing grade on it.

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And sure, I'm fucking hung over, I'm burned out,

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but that's what being a good dad's all about.

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(music)

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Alright, that's great. Pick him up any time you

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want tomorrow or the next day.
Ah, I have no idea how

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it was possible with the crazy Channel 10 story,

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actually it was great for business. 
People drop kittiesoff for me to look after.

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They're going to pay me. It
must've been able to see through

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the bullshit and knew that I actually dole out 
love to the kitties.

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Bubbles, where in the fuck is Oscar Goldman?

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I'm not sure. Ricky did tell me
he was going to

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be leaving Oscar Goldman in my
presence. And I thought

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I could deal with it, but it turns out 
I couldn't deal with it. So I let him go.

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I didn't know it was going to
cause such a big problem

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for Trinity's school but, I just
couldn't deal with it. I let him go

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for reasons I'd rather not discuss at this point.

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Well, the worst part about all
this was that Lucy was

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really happy about how much time
I was spending with Trin

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and I was helping her out with
her school. And I think Trin

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was actually learning from me
and Lucy saw that, it was kind of neat.

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Like I helped her name the
project The Birth of Oscar Goldman.

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And now of course, I lost him.
She's probably going

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to fail grade six. I don't know
what Lucy's going to think about that.

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It's not going to be good.

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We got a bit of a situation.

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Oscar Goldman is missing. Nobody
knows where he is.

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How is that possible? You were taking care of him.

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I know, but he's an idiot. 
All he does is run around

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and peck at things. Looking at
insects, stick his little beak in gum.

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Drives me nuts.

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Ricky, he's a little chicken. If
Trinity flunks this project

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because Oscar Goldman is
missing, I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

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At this point, it looks like
Trinity is going to fail grade six.

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I don't think that's a real big
deal. She'll have to go back

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next year but I mean, she
probably learned a lot of the stuff

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this year, so next year, she's
already heard people talk about it,

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she'll find it a lot easier.
She'll be bigger so a lot of the other

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kids will think she's cool. And
she can spend more time with

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her friends that way, cause she
won't have to study as much.

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So really it's not a bad thing at all.

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Julian, Oscar Goldman got out. You gotta

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help me find him. Can you help me find him?

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Bubbs, I gotta get building supplies. 
I don't have

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time to deal with Ricky's shit right now.

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That's the thing Julian. 
It's not about Ricky.

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Trinity needs Oscar Goldman today 
or she's going to fail grade six.

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I didn't know.

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How did he get loose?

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I'm not sure.

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Alright, I'll be back in fifteen minutes.

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(brakes squealing)

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I don't know how it got out Ricky. 
I'm telling ya.

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Well, I don't understand Bubbs. 
It's in the thing

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and now it's out. It doesn't make any sense. 
Taking some smokes Trev.

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Yeah, that's cool Ricky.

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Thanks.

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So, did you find your chicken yet?

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No. Can't find the fucking thing anywhere. 
You didn't see it did ya?

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No, but I been thinking about,
thinking and I think

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I might even have an idea. I
know where there's a chicken

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that looks just like yours. And I don't 
know why you just can't switch it out.

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What are you talking about?

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Well, I play video games with
this guy Trent just over there

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and on my way back I noticed,
it's an identical chicken.

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I think it's its twin.

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Well don't you think Trinity is
going to notice the difference Trev?

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Actually Ricky, those shifty
little bastards, they all

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look the same. Nobody will know.

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I'd swear that was you Randy,

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if you didn't have a T-shirt on.

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Wassup dude.

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Hey Corey. How are you? Haven't seen you

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Here Trevor, get in the car. We
gotta get that other chicken.

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Julian, I know you're busy with
your real estate and stuff,

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but can you please do me a
favour and help me find the original chicken.

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I'm going to get the replacement now.

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Sure man.

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Bubbs, you help Julian, alright?

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Alright Ricky. Good luck.

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Where the fuck is this chicken Trevor?

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Trevor, it's fucking perfect.
Same as Oscar Goldman. Good job.

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Man, I told you Ricky.

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Go get the chicken.

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Love you Ricky.

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Trevor, you gotta stop saying that, alright? 
Go get the fucking chicken.

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I can't stop saying it.
I really do. Like a lot.

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Trev, go get the chicken please.

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Love you Ricky.

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Hurry up.

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I think he's friendly.

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Hurry the fuck up Trevor.

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Stop playing games Trev.

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He's fast Ricky.

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Ow, it bit me!

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Are you trying to tell me that a chicken 
is fucking smarter than you Trev?

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Not smarter than me but it might
be tougher. There, I got him.

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Alright good, put him in the bag. 
Get the fuck over here.

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See Ricky.

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What the fuck are you doing with my chick? 
Give me that.

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For fuck's sakes.

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Get over here.

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This is fucking big bear.
Phantom three o one, come in.

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It's fucking big bear, over.

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 (shouting)

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This is fucking big bear. Big
bear I need your fuckin help!.

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Watch the fucking mouthing on
the air, Ricky,

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Jesus Christ what's the problem buddy.

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I got a major situation here and
I need your help.

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Come on Dad, you need to help me, please.

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Ricky, you know I'll help you
buddy. But you know the deal too, over.

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[Woman shouting]

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Trevor, stop turtling. Fight
back. What deal, you're my dad.

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Just help me out, over.

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You know the deal Rick.

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Okay, I'll be there in a minute, over.

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Frig off.

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Excuse me, I am a doctor.
He's a mental patient.

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He's on drugs. I brought him down 
here for a little nature time.

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Listen,

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Everything's cool.

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I, I want this boy taken into town. 
I want him taken into town.

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No he's, I'm taking him back to
the hospital right now.

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He's a mental patient. 
I'm a mental doctor, I am.

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That's my doctor car right there.
Get in the fucking car Trevor.

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I'm gonna call the cops.
I'm gonna call the cops!

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For fuck's sakes. You don't have
to call the cops, I'm a doctor.

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[Engine revving / tires spinning]

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Get out and push Trevor, for fuck's sakes.

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Push.

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Corey, back in the car.

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Watch your head, buddy.

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Don't worry Trin, they'll find him.

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One peanut butter sandwich for you.

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Thanks. Did you find Oscar Goldman?

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No.

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We looked everywhere.
He's, he's gone.

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Oh that's perfect. So, Ricky lost his daughter's

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science project. 
A grown man can't keep track of a chicken?

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That's pathetic.

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And so that means now I'm going to have to go back

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down to the school and beg her teacher for another chance.

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Do you know what I had to do to
get this opportunity?

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She's going to flunk grade six cause of this.

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Look, I feel horrible about Ricky 
losing the chicken you know.

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I'll help you Lucy. I'll put a suit on 
and I'll go down with you.

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I'll say I'm her dad and that I lost the chicken,
we'll get you an extension.

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No Bubbs, I'll go down with Lucy.

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And pretend that you're Trinity's father?

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Yeah.

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Perfect.

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Yeah, works for me. I wouldn't
miss this for anything.

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I'm going to fail grade six.

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Trinity, you're not going to fail, I promise you.

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We're going to fix this somehow.

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Don't worry sweetheart. 
I'll take care of it, alright.

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Dad. I've got a major situation.
Trinity's chick is missing

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for her science thing. You gotta
help me find it, in the park.

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You know the deal buddy.

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Deal?

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Deal. Got time for a sit down,
have a look at the place.

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Come on Trevor, have a seat.
Just move that shit there, will ya?

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What do you think?

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It's a dump?

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It's not bad.

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It's not too bad, I guess.

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There, have a seat. Come on guys.

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I'm kind of in a rush here.

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Come on, you got time for a
beer. Come on here bud.

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Time for a beer, come on.

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Where do you piss around here Dad?

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Through there, first door on the left, okay?

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There's fresh piss jugs around
back, help yourself.

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I don't need a piss jug.

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Well, suit yourself.

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Jesus, Trevor, holy fuck.

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That farm lady really fucked you over bad buddy.

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Can you not tell anyone about this, Ray?

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I wont say anything buddy.

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So, uh, you ever been beat up by a girl Ray.

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No, no.

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Fuck!

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Jesus, Ricky, what the, what's the matter with you?
What's going on?

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A snake just bit my fucking cock Dad! 

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Oh, Christ. You alright?

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Fuck, no. I'm probably going to die.

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Come on buddy. Come on out.
You're not going to die buddy.

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Well what if it's poisonous?

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Well, if it's poisonous, you're
going to want to get somebody

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to suck the poison out right away. 
I've seen a lot of TV specials

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about snakes and snake bites,
and that's what they always do.

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They suck the poison out. It's
the most important thing you can do.

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What are you saying, Trevor?

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Can I have a piece of bread please Ray?

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Here. Help yourself. You're
going to be alright.

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There's no poisonous snakes in
Nova Scotia. Just let it air out

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for a couple of hours, you'll be alright.

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How do you know that?

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What, you think you're the only
guy to have his cock bitten by a snake?

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The only one I know of.

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Could happen to anybody.

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Can we go back to the park and find this chicken please.

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Alright. Yeah, let's go get that chicken.

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Before something else happens?

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Let's go come on. Trev, Trevor, unplug that coffee maker

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would ya buddy? Yeah it's right
there, look. Right here look.

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Move this. Oh Trevor,

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Jesus Christ. Why'd you get all

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tangled up in piss jugs and extension chords.

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Ray. Maybe if you didn't have extension chords 

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and piss jugs all over your place,
this wouldn't have happened.

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Jesus Christ. Nobody else gets mixed up in it.

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What the fuck are you doing
Trevor? Get in the car.

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Where'd my piece of bread go?

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Get in the car.

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Come on, let's go.

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What the fuck are you doing here, little buddy?

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Have a rest. Just relax. 
Take a load off your feet.

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Bawk bawk yourself.

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Trevor, what's up dude.

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Hey man, I missed you.

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Man, what happened?

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Nothing.

240
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What happened?

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No talking boys. Dad, it was in here. 
Somehow it got the fuck out. I don't know.

242
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You're saying the chicken was in here?

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00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:25,638
It was Ray. All I can figure is that he either

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jumped it or he climbed up the
gate here with his little

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plucker feet and gnarled that off with his beak.

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A little chicken, with his
little chicken feet opened that?

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They're crafty cocksuckers Ray.
They can do that.

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I don't think so Bub.

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I gotta be perfectly honest with you guys. 
I don't

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know anything about tracking
chickens, I just did it for the

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free liquor but, I don't, I think it's an 
inside job boys. That's what I think.

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What, somebody let it out?

253
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That's exactly what I mean.

254
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Well who the fuck would do that?

255
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I don't know boys.

256
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I don't think so.

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Dad, we gotta find this fucking
thing. Can you find it?

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Shhhhhh!

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I gotta get

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Shhhhh! Rick.
Sh-sh-sh-shhhh!

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Listen, listen.
Do you hear that?

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No, are you drunk?

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Yes. Listen.

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And I don't like tricking my son, it's easy but,

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but you know what. I developed this really good sense

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of hearing from being in the dump. 
You got to, if you can't hear,

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you don't survive in there. You
gotta be on, always listening

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for rats and snakes and fucking dump bees 
and squirrels and so uh,

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I developed this hearing, I did hear a chicken, 
I'm not kidding ya.

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I heard that chicken.
Bawk, bawk, bawk.

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[Bottle smashing]

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No good boys, I lost the trail.

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I need something to get me back on the scent.

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Oh, what could that be?

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00:14:56,864 --> 00:15:01,400
Hey guys, I found a mushroom
that looks like a cock.

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Trevor, can you please stop
thinking about cocks for ten seconds?

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It's a sign boys. It's a sign. 
A cock is a male chicken.
Boys look.

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Look at this, oh my fuck. See
what that is? Those are chicken tracks, boys.

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And these are chicken feathers 
and they lead right up to fuck, inside the door.

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Lahey's got the fucking chicken.
Trevor, lure him out here.

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(knocking)

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Mr. Lahey, Julian's out here
lifting weights with his shirt off

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and wants you to come and have a drink with him.

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What's that Trevor?

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Go, get him.

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Shit!

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Look out boys.

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What's going on here?

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You know why we're here. Give me
what I want and we'll leave.

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What are you talking about Ricky?

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You have no idea what I'm talking about? 
Boys, take him in there.

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What?

293
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Do you know why I'm here now?

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No.

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Okay fine. I'm just going to keep smashing stuff

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until you give me what I want.
I'll tell Barb you got all drunk

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and fucked over her kitchen.
How about that?

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[Smashing sounds]

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Ricky, what the hell are you doing?

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[Smashing sounds]

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Ricky, stop!

302
00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:22,048
Shit!

303
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It was me that let the dirty
little fucking chicken out.

304
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:27,253
What do you mean Bubbles?

305
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:29,355
I didn't want to tell you
because I was embarrassed.

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It happened when I was a little
guy Ricky. Me and some

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other kids were fucking around
over at Mr. Johnson's farm.

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He came out and chased us and we
all ran and tried to jump

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the chicken coop and they all
made it but I slipped and went

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right through the fucking roof
down into the coop. They pecked

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me unmercifully. And to this day
Ricky, I am terrified of chickens alright.

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Bubbles, you should have said something.

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Look at this fucking place.

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00:16:57,352 --> 00:17:00,586
Jim, I'm sorry. So you didn't kidnap the chicken?

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00:17:00,588 --> 00:17:04,857
Why would I kidnap a chicken, Ricky?

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00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:07,060
Let him go boys.

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A chicken wandered in here a half an hour ago.

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It's right down there.

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Trevor, get the chicken, would you?

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Jim, I'm sorry alright?

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00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:19,738
I just kind of lost control. I was worried about the chicken.

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I'll give you Trevor and Corey for the day. 
Hopefully they can fix this place up a bit.

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You're sorry.

324
00:17:24,912 --> 00:17:26,879
Thanks Dad. Okay buddy.

325
00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:33,786
Pretty good guys. Looks good.
Good research too.

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Keep up the good work.

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00:17:35,256 --> 00:17:36,356
Thanks.

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00:17:38,692 --> 00:17:42,195
Hey, excuse me. How are you
doing? Ricky, Trinity's dad.

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00:17:42,197 --> 00:17:43,229
Hello.

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And we've met of course.

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Lucy.

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Hi.

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00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:48,567
Can we talk to you for a second?

334
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:49,635
Sure.

335
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,974
We've got a bit of a problem with Trinity's chicken.

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I left the gate open today, the chicken walked out. 
We can't find it.

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00:17:59,014 --> 00:18:03,716
It's missing. Is there anyway we can get like 
a one day extension for this marking thing or

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00:18:03,718 --> 00:18:07,820
Absolutely not, no. The students
have to respect the deadlines,

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I'm sorry but, if I don't have a
chicken from Trinity, she fails science

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and unfortunately, fails grade six.
I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do.

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00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,271
Well, I came here today with the
chicken. I didn't know

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what was going to happen. I
didn't know if she was going

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to fail grade six. I was hoping
she didn't, like her dad.

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But no big deal if she did.
Brought the chicken in, and basically

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I was just hoping to convince
the teacher to not failure

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her grade learning
and I think I did that.

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00:18:36,217 --> 00:18:38,584
This sucks. I'm going to fail grade six.

348
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:40,920
You know what, it's not your
fault. Your teacher's a dick.

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Found him!

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00:18:42,123 --> 00:18:44,290
What are you doing here Julian?

351
00:18:44,292 --> 00:18:48,194
This isn't the time or the, who are you?

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00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:49,895
Trinity's dad. Who are you?

353
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:52,865
I'm her teacher. I thought you were Trinity's father.

354
00:18:52,867 --> 00:18:54,333
Luce?

355
00:18:54,335 --> 00:18:56,302
Why does he think that? What's
going on here Lucy?

356
00:18:56,304 --> 00:19:00,005
Well, I had Julian fill in for
you while you were checking out the chicken so

357
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:03,776
Alright, well anyway, may I present you 
with Oscar Goldman. I found him.

358
00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:06,546
I'm sorry. The deadline was this
morning and she missed it.

359
00:19:06,548 --> 00:19:08,247
A deadline is a deadline.

360
00:19:08,249 --> 00:19:09,982
Do you know what I went through
to get this chicken?

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00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:12,251
It's kind of like I was failing
grade six again for the fourth time

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00:19:12,253 --> 00:19:14,253
and that kind of pissed me off
and then all of a sudden

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00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:17,123
it hit me like, this big Light
Bright went on in my head.

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00:19:17,125 --> 00:19:20,326
Like, I'm failing grade six again here 
and it's about life and

365
00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:23,296
Trinity made a life-ing thing basically out of this chicken,

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00:19:23,298 --> 00:19:26,132
started with a little eggie
thing and heated it up under

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00:19:26,134 --> 00:19:29,768
these incu-baker things and it was born.

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00:19:29,770 --> 00:19:32,138
Man, you gotta understand.

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00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:35,274
Like, this is science but science is kind of like life.

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00:19:35,276 --> 00:19:37,510
And I never really did that good
in science. I failed grade six,

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I was drunk half the time, and growing dope.

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00:19:39,514 --> 00:19:43,649
That's neither there nor here.
The point is, right here this is life.

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00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:47,286
I mean we got this project here
with volca-no fiend things.

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That's not alive. I mean, I
don't even know what the hell that is.

375
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,791
It's a good attempt by somebody
but obviously that child is

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not as smart as my daughter. I
mean, she's a brilliant kid.

377
00:19:55,196 --> 00:19:57,196
She's smarter than me, she's
probably smarter than you,

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00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:59,432
cause you don't really look that
bright. You got this project over

379
00:19:59,434 --> 00:20:02,468
here about brains. And that's
just a bunch of stuff thrown

380
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:04,337
together there, it doesn't even
look like a brain. It's a horse's brain,

381
00:20:04,339 --> 00:20:06,639
it's bigger than a person's
brain. Look at how

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00:20:06,641 --> 00:20:08,541
hard she worked on this. She
took this thing and she made

383
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:11,344
it all growned up into a mint
condition chicken like feed'n

384
00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:14,213
it and giving it water and
keeping it warm and stuff.

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00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:18,251
She doesn't deserve to fail just
because I was late with her chicken.

386
00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:21,187
It's Oscar Goldman. Look at him.
That's a nice looking

387
00:20:21,189 --> 00:20:24,657
chicken right there. Just cause
her dad's a bit of a fuck up,

388
00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:26,825
pardon my language in front of
all these kids, doesn't

389
00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:29,928
mean she should fail grade six
like her dad did.

390
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:36,068
Let me see the chicken.

391
00:20:36,070 --> 00:20:39,838
You can't hold this against her,
just cause her dad's stupid.

392
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,740
That is a nice chicken.

393
00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,109
She did a great job. That's what
I'm saying. It's just a little bit late.

394
00:20:44,111 --> 00:20:46,945
Is this the chicken you raised
Trinity? This is your chicken?

395
00:20:46,947 --> 00:20:49,114
Yeah.

396
00:20:49,116 --> 00:20:52,785
Alright, then. Okay, you passed.
Congratulations.

397
00:20:52,787 --> 00:20:55,854
Thank you. And listen, if you,
I'm growing a little dope,

398
00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:58,791
you want some dope or something,
I really appreciate this, okay?

399
00:20:58,793 --> 00:21:00,926
Sure. Thanks.

400
00:21:00,928 --> 00:21:03,563
Oh my god, I can't believe you did it.

401
00:21:03,565 --> 00:21:05,864
Oh, you saved the day man!

402
00:21:05,866 --> 00:21:08,501
It's been a hell of a day Luce, let me tell you.

403
00:21:08,503 --> 00:21:09,902
We should talk about it.

404
00:21:09,904 --> 00:21:11,770
Well, good luck with your sciencey thing Trin.

405
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:13,172
Thanks.

406
00:21:13,174 --> 00:21:15,208
I'm sorry that we lost it, but we got it back.

407
00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:16,509
Thank you.

408
00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,077
Well, we gotta go talk about some stuff.

409
00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:20,379
We'll be back later.

410
00:21:20,381 --> 00:21:23,249
You know Rick, you know what really turns me on?
Responsibility.

411
00:21:23,251 --> 00:21:27,953
And you know, at school today, you were very,

412
00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:30,189
very, very responsible.

413
00:21:30,191 --> 00:21:31,290
Yeah?

414
00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,858
Yeah.

415
00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:36,562
Lucy, I can't do anything.
A snake bit my cock.

416
00:21:36,564 --> 00:21:41,267
You can still hook a girl up,
you know what I'm saying?

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00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:44,303
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