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(SFX: Hood creaks)

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You know what? 
Everyone in this park has changed.

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I don't know what's going on.

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I mean, Lucy's banging cops now
and, it's no big deal I guess,

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I mean, I don't run Lucy, she's
for to be her own woman,

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but, for me now, I'm just going
to concentrate on my business
try to get that going better.

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Get my dad working for me again.

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Basically show Corey and Trevor 
how to run a fucking

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business cause those dicks and their little
fucking stupid store are starting to piss me off.

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I mean, all they do is 
sit around and get stoned

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eating gummy bears and watching Channel 10.

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For Channel 10 local business live, 
I'm Steve Rogers.

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If you'd like to have a local business profiled 
live on Channel 10, please give me a call.

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I'm Steve Rogers.

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Hi Mr. Rogers, it's Corey and
Trevor, from Corey and Trevor's

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Convenience Store here in Sunnyvale.

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We've opened the first independent 
convenience store,

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maybe you can put us on your show.

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Hey, Corey and Trevor's Convenience 
could really use

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the support of Channel 10 
and I love your show man, thanks.

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I hope he picks us.

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(music)

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(SFX: Phone dialing)

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Hello?

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Mr. Rogers, nice to speak to you 
like this um, anyway,

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I'm calling about a new business 
I'm opening called the Kittyland Love Centre.

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It's a cat day care centre and
I'd like to get the word out that

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I'm open for business and I'm
calling from the Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

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Sunnyvale Trailer Park, do you
know Corey and Trevor

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from Corey and Trevor's Convenience?

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Yeah, I know those dickweeds.

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Well as a matter of fact, we're
going to be heading up there live

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at four and five to do a profile with them.

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How about we go live with Kittyland
at 6:30, the magazine show?

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6:30 tonight?

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Ricky!  What in the name of
sweet fuck are you doing?!

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Lucy wanted this stuff off her lawn Bubbles.

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There's nowhere else to put it.

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It's still good,
I'm not going to throw it out.

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Oh my god, Ricky.

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I've got Channel 10 coming here 
to do a live news story.

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What do you mean, Channel 10?

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They're going to do a story 
on Corey and Trevor

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but they're coming to do one on Kittyland 
in less than six hours Ricky.

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I can't have all this garbage here.

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Look there's piss jugs in here.

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With the TV coming Ricky.

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Do you know how fucked up that would be?

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You can't have a TV program 
that shows piss jugs.

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(SFX: Piss jug splattering)

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Well Bubbs, I mean, I'm starting my own 
business too called Garbageland.

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Garbageland!  Garbageland! Ricky!

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All Ricky did was take a perfectly good name 
that I came up with, Kittyland,

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stuck his name Garbage on the
front of it, and came up with Garbageland.

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And people are coming up to me.

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Oh, you've got Kittyland going
do you Bubbles, you must have

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gotten the idea from Ricky's
Garbageland, did you?

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It's the other way around!!

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I think Bubbles should stop being so
fucking selfish and help with Garbageland.

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The thing he doesn't understand 
is that people will come

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for garbage or buy garbage are going to have cats.

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It's going to be alright, I promise.

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Just make sure I got on TV with you and I can 
promotional Garbageland alright?

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You can't call it Garbageland if
you're going on TV with me.

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Well, Ricky's Used Stuff, does that work?

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I guess so. Let's just do it.

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My business isn't exactly the kind of business 
you want to promote

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on TV because you know, I've got
quite a bit of stolen

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renovation supplies around the park.

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And yes it is kind of greasy
but, you know, I'm fixing

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up the trailers and I'm going to sell 
them eventually so it's a good business move.

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So I think today the best thing
for me to do is to lay low,

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maybe work on my deck or do some
interior work or something.

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I'm working really hard these days with Julian.

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Uh, we're getting to hang out quite a bit.

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He needs someone to help him
with renovations and building installation

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and stuff like that so I'm
dealing with a lot of the transport

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and the delivery of really
important materials to get stuff done.

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This is Officer Jim Lahey, ex-Officer Jim Lahey,

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doing surveillance on Julian who
appears to be renovating

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his trailer with stolen building 
materials and tools.

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For the purposes of this surveillance, 
I will appear to be intoxicated

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but I am in fact sober. This,
for the record, is iced tea.

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Begin surveillance.

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Corey, here.

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Hey, maybe I could keep those boxes for Trevor?

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No, get rid of the boxes.

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Corey, I told you to get rid of these signs.

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Jim.

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Hey, listen Randy asked me if 
I'd fix Bill and Alvena's lattice work.

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Some little shit's kicked it in.

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I need some three inch galvanized spikes, 
you got any?

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Nails, let's go.

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Hey Jules, you want a little drinky poo?

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No, I'm fine Jim.

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You sure bud.

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Here.

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Oh, thanks Jules.

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Listen, you gotta learn how to
pace yourself okay?

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No, I don't.

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Nice cologne Jules.

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I wish Randy and Lahey 
would get back together

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because this sexy talk 
is starting to drive me nuts.

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Sexy this, sexy that, you smell good Julian.

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He's hugging me. 
He actually tried to kiss me the other day.

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I don't know, it's just making
me feel really, really uneasy.

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Suspect acted suspiciously.

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Was belligerent, sexy and
behaved as if he had somethingto hide.

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Surveillance terminated.

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(telephone ringing)

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Hello Randy here.

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Hi Randy, this is Steve Rogers.

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Barb Lahey gave me your number.

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I'm here with the truck.

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We'd like to do a live profile on several of 
your residents who have their own small business.

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I have the Live truck, we'd like to ask you 
to  help us coordinate the production tonight.

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This is frigging Ricky isn't it?

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Well, I'm not falling for any
more of your dumb tricks Ricky.

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No more of your bullshit.

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I know you frigging ruined 
the Cheeseburger Picnic.

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Randy, this is Steve Rogers.

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I can see you. You're not wearing a shirt.

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Take a look out your window.

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Take a second to get yourself
together bud. I'm Steve Rogers.

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Good, well he'll be out any minute I'm sure.

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And I know he will do his very
best to help you in any way that he can,

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so if there's anything that he doesn't 
come up with, you just let me know and

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I certainly will.

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I'll be happy to.

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My apologies.

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It really is you.

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No problem Randy, I'm Steve Rogers. 
Who's Ricky?

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Oh he's this jerk who lives
here. He thinks he's so big

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Oh Randy, I want you to take Mr.
Steve Rogers and show him around the park.

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Help him with his broadcast 
in any way you can.

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It's a great opportunity for
Sunnyvale. Live television Randy.

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Is there a problem Randy?

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Well, it's just that there's 
these guys who live here,

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could cause trouble, right Barb?!

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Well, they're not

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And with those guys around, I don't think
it's a great idea to go live.

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Look Randy, I'm a journalist.

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I've been a journalist for a while now.

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I know news. I know good news stories.

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I can take care of myself.

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I just need someone to show me
around the park,

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help me tap into the cable 
so we can go live.

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You think you can handle that.

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There's not going to be a problem, 
is there Randy?

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No problem Barb. I can do it.

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Ricky, I cannot believe how many 
piss jugs your dad's left around the park.

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Look at these things.

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Can you please try to explain to
me why your dad would opt

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to piss in non biodegradable
containers instead of just

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pissing on a tree like a normal person?

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Bubbles, it's not his fault. 
He's a trucker.

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Truckers do things a little differently alright. 
They can't have time to stop.

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It's not their fault. It's the
way he learned how to piss.

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Ricky, your dad hasn't been a
trucker in twenty years.

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You're telling me it's a trucker's fault.

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Bubbles, it's the way of the road.

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Fucking way of the road.

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Here's some loose ones.

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The ironic thing is I need to
piss really bad now.

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Lahey, what the fuck do you want?

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Just doing my job Rick. Cleaning up the park.

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I brought you a couple 
of high quality items Ricky.

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Free of charge.

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I can have this stuff?

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Absolutely, my son.

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I think that Lahey's so god- damned wasted
 these days is great.

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I mean, we could never of opened
up these business before

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in the park and now we can do
whatever the fuck we want.

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Let him keep drinking.

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Get the fuck out of here you
god-damned drunk fucking clown.

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God bless you boy.

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(SFX: Engine revving tires spinning on gravel)

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Neil, how we looking?  Reception good?  
Let's do it.

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It is just amazing the way you
can set up just anywhere.

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I'm Steve Rogers broadcasting
live from Sunnyvale Trailer Park,

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tonight in high definition. More on that later.

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We'll meet Corey and Trevor and
talk about their brand new

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convenience store here in the park.

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And later, we'll meet Bubbles
and talk about his cat day care centre,

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the Kittyland Love Centre.
All this at five.

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Isn't this technology amazing!
This is definitely going onto my reel.

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Okay Horatio, Danny, let's go to 
our next location, the convenience store.

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Who's that?

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I, a local eccentric.

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Randy, would you get on your
bike and take care of that.

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Sure Barb.

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Randy never understood how hard
it was to be in charge, running this park.

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Well, now he's learning, the hard way.

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Ricky, what in the frig are you
doing with the urine containers?

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I'm not going to fight you Rick,
I gotta go get Lahey.

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I'm doing your fucking job Randy.

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This should've been cleaned up
from the park a long time ago.

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There's piss jugs everywhere.

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They're your father's urine containers Rick.

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My father's.

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How do you know they're not Lahey's, 
he's driving around here drunk.

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They're not my fucking dad's.
Deal with it Randy.

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Don't frig with me today Ricky.
Not today!

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How's it going, Randy man?

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Not too good Mr. Lahey.

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Ricky threw a bunch of piss jugs
up on my roof.

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Running the park isn't as easy
as you thought it would be, is it boy.

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I think I'm running it better
than you ever did Mr. Lahey.

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Oh, is that right, Randy?
That's my lunch.

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Look, I need some work done.

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I don't have time to stand
around here and argue with you.

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I need two things done.

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Number one, go around the park and collect 
all the piss jugs and take them to the dump.

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Get rid of them. They can't be seen on TV.

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Number two, you can't be seen on TV.

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You're too drunk Mr. Lahey. It's
an embarrassment to this park.

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Look, Barb's really excited
about this. Now go collect the piss jugs.

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Alright.

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Ricky, I don't know about this.

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I'm starting to think maybe we should just clear 
all your stuff out and just focus on Kittyland.

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Bubbles, what are you talking about?
This is my business.

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This is my life now.

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You promised Bubbles, if I organized this
and got it all together

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that I'd be going on Channel 10 to promote it.

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Yeah, but Ricky, Steve Rogers is a powerful man.

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I don't know if you realize that.

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Like, if this gets screwed up, 
it could ruin everything.

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It's not going to get screwed up. 
How could it?

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Will you just promise me you'll
use some sense of decorum on the TV?

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Bubbles, what are you worried
about?  Of course I'll use demoracum on the TV.

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Some people are saying my dad's
fucked because he lives at the

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god-damned dump, well let me
tell you this. My dad is not fucked.

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He's taught me a lot of good
stuff, and one thing he taught me recently

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is that one man's garbage is
another man person's good ungarbage.

235
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And I''m going to roll with tha.

236
00:12:48,414 --> 00:12:50,581
Sometimes you gotta do things to
help your friends out

237
00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:54,184
even if you don't know how
things are going to go.

238
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Poor Ray down at the dump there,
peeing in jugs, seagulls pooping

239
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on him, old dump bugs licking at
him when he's trying to sleep.

240
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,143
Jimmie.

241
00:13:20,145 --> 00:13:21,845
Ray.

242
00:13:21,847 --> 00:13:23,680
What are you doing here?

243
00:13:23,682 --> 00:13:26,817
Oh, I'm uh, just throwing 
some piss jugs for Randy.

244
00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:28,452
Oh yeah, okay.

245
00:13:28,454 --> 00:13:30,086
You working here now?

246
00:13:30,088 --> 00:13:36,192
Uh no, no Jimmie, I'm uh, I'm I
live here now, you know.

247
00:13:36,194 --> 00:13:40,063
Randy thing in the park so I moved out.

248
00:13:40,065 --> 00:13:41,565
Nice.

249
00:13:41,567 --> 00:13:43,801
Yeah, it's nice. You know, you know. 
It's coming along.

250
00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:48,906
Check it out. TV, satellite TV,
100 channels at least you know.

251
00:13:48,908 --> 00:13:52,409
Hey, you should check out
Channel 10 this afternoon. Steve, uh

252
00:13:52,411 --> 00:13:53,911
Steve Rogers. Yeah?

253
00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:55,646
Right, coming live from Sunnyvale.

254
00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:57,448
No way. You going to be on?

255
00:13:57,450 --> 00:14:01,184
No, uh, new businesses. 
Bubbles and Kittyland and Ricky.

256
00:14:01,186 --> 00:14:05,489
Oh yeah, Ricky's doing a garbage
thing there eh. Doing good.

257
00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:09,092
Good. Want to sit down or got time for a

258
00:14:09,094 --> 00:14:11,662
Oh no, no, I'll tell you what.

259
00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:15,065
I'll uh, I'll figure out something else to do 
with these piss jugs Ray.

260
00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:18,034
I appreciate that buddy. That'd be great.

261
00:14:18,036 --> 00:14:20,537
Listen, uh, here. There's a few more. 

262
00:14:20,539 --> 00:14:23,507
If you wouldn't mind taking these with you, 
that'd be great.

263
00:14:23,509 --> 00:14:25,509
I'll just put them in your car there,
if that's alright.

264
00:14:25,511 --> 00:14:27,478
Just stick them in the back here like that, 
is that alright?

265
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,879
That's great bud.

266
00:14:28,881 --> 00:14:30,146
So, uh

267
00:14:30,148 --> 00:14:31,281
Channel 10.

268
00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:32,282
Channel 10.

269
00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:33,416
This afternoon.

270
00:14:33,418 --> 00:14:34,651
Listen, that'd be great.

271
00:14:34,653 --> 00:14:38,922
So uh, Jimmie, just give me one, 
just uh, you know,

272
00:14:38,924 --> 00:14:41,658
just don't tell anybody I'm living here, 
okay?

273
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:44,094
Hey, no problem bud.

274
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,767
There we go.

275
00:14:50,769 --> 00:14:52,636
Look, if I put a little piece 
of rope on that,

276
00:14:52,638 --> 00:14:54,471
there's no way anything is getting out of that.

277
00:14:54,473 --> 00:14:56,507
No, it's pretty secure Bubbs.

278
00:14:56,509 --> 00:14:59,843
Oh my god, the first live hit's coming on Ricky.

279
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:06,617
We're broadcasting live from the
Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

280
00:15:06,619 --> 00:15:08,218
A very special broadcast tonight.

281
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:11,722
Shooting entirely in high
definition widescreen television,

282
00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:13,323
compliments of Simm Video.

283
00:15:13,325 --> 00:15:15,291
Looks pretty good.

284
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,160
It's in high def Ricky.

285
00:15:17,162 --> 00:15:21,164
Look how much clearer it is.

286
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,067
First up on the show, Corey and
Trevor of Corey and Trevor's

287
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new independently owned convenience store.

288
00:15:26,438 --> 00:15:28,238
Hi guys, tell me how you got started.

289
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,974
Well, we were hanging out
down at the store a lot

290
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and Dean said we couldn't hang
out there and we had to find

291
00:15:33,345 --> 00:15:35,478
some place else to hang out 
so we were just like,

292
00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:38,248
screw this, let's just start our
own store right here in the park.

293
00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,517
Fucking stupid those guys look.

294
00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:42,819
Oh my god, look at Trevor. 
He looks like an alien.

295
00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:44,387
Our own store right here in the park.

296
00:15:44,389 --> 00:15:46,122
So what's selling for you these days?

297
00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:49,059
I'm glad you asked that Steve.

298
00:15:49,061 --> 00:15:52,863
Our top sellers are single cigarettes
and these brand new DVDs

299
00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:55,231
and they're all new because they 
haven't even been out yet.

300
00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:59,603
Corey just admitted they're selling 
illegal DVDs, that's brilliant Corey.

301
00:15:59,605 --> 00:16:02,072
Now let me get this straight,
you're selling ripped DVDs

302
00:16:02,074 --> 00:16:06,209
and individual cigarettes now,
you know that's illegal, right?

303
00:16:06,211 --> 00:16:08,211
Oh, can we tape this again.

304
00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:09,780
We won't talk about all the illegal stuff.

305
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:11,448
We'll talk about some of the legal 
items like air fresheners.

306
00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,083
No, no, guys.

307
00:16:13,085 --> 00:16:15,953
We're live here, like I profile 
real businesses on this show.

308
00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:17,854
We are a real business.

309
00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:20,190
Hey, excuse me, this store is not involved 
in any illegal activities

310
00:16:20,192 --> 00:16:22,459
including selling single cigarettes 
for sixty-five cents each.

311
00:16:22,461 --> 00:16:25,896
We're open 9 to 6, Monday to Saturday. 
Let's go.

312
00:16:25,898 --> 00:16:28,699
I'll have to apologize to 
our serious business viewers.

313
00:16:28,701 --> 00:16:31,334
I don't know how a store like 
this could possibly exist.

314
00:16:31,336 --> 00:16:33,070
I should have done my homework.

315
00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:35,138
Let's, perhaps we''ll ask that question to Randy.

316
00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,273
Randy, you're the Associate Trailer Park Supervisor.

317
00:16:37,275 --> 00:16:38,675
Were you aware of the illegal

318
00:16:38,677 --> 00:16:40,276
Look at that, Randy sucked his gut in.

319
00:16:40,278 --> 00:16:41,244
Did you see that?

320
00:16:41,246 --> 00:16:42,579
He did.

321
00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:43,947
I'm not responsible for Corey and Trevor.

322
00:16:43,949 --> 00:16:46,049
He looks extra hairy on TV too.

323
00:16:46,051 --> 00:16:47,183
You friggin idiots.

324
00:16:47,185 --> 00:16:48,485
Hey!

325
00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:49,786
Fucklips!  What were you thinking Trevor?

326
00:16:49,788 --> 00:16:51,588
This is going to be seen by Barb.

327
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:52,923
Why don't you frig off?

328
00:16:52,925 --> 00:16:55,191
What if Barb sees you renting porno on DVDs from us?

329
00:16:55,193 --> 00:16:56,960
Don't talk about that, that's personal business.

330
00:16:56,962 --> 00:16:58,294
Randy!

331
00:16:58,296 --> 00:17:00,130
Dude get out of here. You smell like Cheesies.

332
00:17:00,132 --> 00:17:01,965
Listen, you guys frigged up on live television.
Live television.

333
00:17:01,967 --> 00:17:04,534
Hey you guys, wait a second,
we're live. We're live here.

334
00:17:04,536 --> 00:17:07,070
We'll be right back with more,
I'm Steve Rogers.

335
00:17:07,072 --> 00:17:09,072
Oh my god Ricky.

336
00:17:09,074 --> 00:17:13,543
There's no way our report could get this fucked up.

337
00:17:16,447 --> 00:17:20,117
I'll be honest, I'm a little bit worried 
about Ricky being on Channel 10 today.

338
00:17:20,119 --> 00:17:26,156
I mean, this can't get fucked up. 
A lot of people watch Channel 10.

339
00:17:26,158 --> 00:17:30,027
That is him. Okay, he's just a guy, he's just a guy.

340
00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:31,728
Don't worry about it Bubbs.

341
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,697
I get excited meeting celebrities Ricky!

342
00:17:33,699 --> 00:17:36,366
They're just people.

343
00:17:36,368 --> 00:17:39,770
Steve Rogers. My producer Burt Helmach.

344
00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:41,004
Burt.

345
00:17:41,006 --> 00:17:43,306
Mr. Helmach.

346
00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:45,175
I met you one other time Steve.

347
00:17:45,177 --> 00:17:48,912
You covered the election here and 
Sam was there with his big blummock head.

348
00:17:48,914 --> 00:17:51,281
Oh course, yeah, I remember that.

349
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:52,816
So this is Kittyland huh?

350
00:17:52,818 --> 00:17:54,785
Yeah it is, but first, I'm going
to go first just show you

351
00:17:54,787 --> 00:17:56,519
a few things over here alright Bubbs?

352
00:17:56,521 --> 00:17:59,756
It's okay he goes first on this?
Alright, let's set it up.

353
00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:02,159
Rick should be on any time now.

354
00:18:02,161 --> 00:18:04,260
Randy, how many squares have you had?

355
00:18:04,262 --> 00:18:06,396
Well you put them out for eating didn't you?

356
00:18:06,398 --> 00:18:09,099
Thee were two dozen squares there Randy!

357
00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:11,534
Oh look, it's coming. Hang on.

358
00:18:11,536 --> 00:18:16,006
Welcome to a very special broadcast 
of the Live Eye on local business.

359
00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:17,674
I'm Steve Rogers.

360
00:18:17,676 --> 00:18:20,343
With me right now, one of the
owners of a brand new

361
00:18:20,345 --> 00:18:22,645
cat day care centre here at
Sunnyvale.

362
00:18:22,647 --> 00:18:25,048
Rick how did this business plan
come together?

363
00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:27,283
Well actually I'm not one of the
owners of the cat day care.

364
00:18:27,285 --> 00:18:29,986
I have my own business called "Ricky's Used Shit", 
I mean, it's not shit.

365
00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:31,788
I've got some really good stuff
here that I'm selling.

366
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,024
I go around and collect them and
sell them for money, you know.

367
00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:36,226
Pick something like this out of
the garbage and sell that for a buck,

368
00:18:36,228 --> 00:18:37,660
I'm making some good cash.

369
00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:39,462
This barbeque here

370
00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:41,297
(SFX: Bee buzzing)

371
00:18:41,299 --> 00:18:43,133
Fuck, ow, fucking garbage bees.

372
00:18:43,135 --> 00:18:44,835
Well, it's kind of difficult when you are on live TV,

373
00:18:44,837 --> 00:18:47,503
I can't predict a bee attack in
the middle of stuff going on.

374
00:18:47,505 --> 00:18:51,742
Did you get stinged Mr. Rogers?
Here, get that on to it.

375
00:18:55,613 --> 00:18:57,347
Oh that sucks.

376
00:18:57,349 --> 00:18:59,515
Ricky, can we talk about
Kittyland, do you think?

377
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,651
I wasn't done Bubbs, but yeah, go ahead.

378
00:19:01,653 --> 00:19:05,622
Why don't you take us on a tour.

379
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:10,761
Bubbles:
The Kittyland, Ricky! Kittyland,

380
00:19:10,763 --> 00:19:12,863
This is on for three bucks today as well. 
It's a weed whacker.

381
00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:14,664
Ricky, it's my turn.

382
00:19:14,666 --> 00:19:18,969
The Kittyland Love Centre is an expansive 
supervised play area for cats.

383
00:19:18,971 --> 00:19:23,039
Bring them in and I'll look after them. 
Fifteen dollars for each kitty.

384
00:19:23,041 --> 00:19:25,475
I can take about fifteen of them at a time.

385
00:19:25,477 --> 00:19:27,911
And I'll give them all the love that they need.

386
00:19:27,913 --> 00:19:31,347
Different areas to play like the land of mice. 

387
00:19:31,349 --> 00:19:36,653
That's one of my favourite attractions. 
Right there, which I think it's going to be

388
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:38,054
How are you doing gentlemen?

389
00:19:38,056 --> 00:19:39,756
Oh no!

390
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,557
Randy asked me to collect all
the piss jugs in the park.

391
00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:43,559
You got any piss jugs you want
to get rid of boys?

392
00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:46,329
Can you get out of here with
your piss jugs?

393
00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:48,031
We're right in the fucking
middle of something here.

394
00:19:48,033 --> 00:19:49,732
Live TV.

395
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:54,037
What are you talking about,
Ricky?  Hey, how are you doing?

396
00:19:54,039 --> 00:20:02,345
Oh by the way, I heard a little rumour that 
there's a certain ex-trucker living in the dump.

397
00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:05,782
How does it feel to be a loser
Ray?  Living in the dump.

398
00:20:05,784 --> 00:20:10,453
You'll get yours buddy.
I promise you that.

399
00:20:10,455 --> 00:20:12,289
Calling my dad a loser?

400
00:20:12,291 --> 00:20:15,391
Yeah, just like you Ricky.
You're dad's a god-damned loser Rick.

401
00:20:15,393 --> 00:20:17,093
You want to make something of it?

402
00:20:17,095 --> 00:20:20,130
That's the father of your child.

403
00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:22,132
(arguing)

404
00:20:22,134 --> 00:20:25,768
Jim, Jim, Jim. What the, what are you doing?

405
00:20:27,404 --> 00:20:29,539
Frig off Ricky. Get off Ricky!

406
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:32,108
You're just a loser Rick. 
Just like your old man.

407
00:20:32,110 --> 00:20:34,077
For god's sake.

408
00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:34,711
 (laughing)

409
00:20:36,347 --> 00:20:38,414
Oh shit, poor Bubbles.

410
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,917
This is not what the Kittyland
Love Centre is about.

411
00:20:40,919 --> 00:20:44,087
There's not usually drunk people with piss jugs here.

412
00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:46,223
I will take good care of your kitties.

413
00:20:46,225 --> 00:20:53,496
And give them love and, Kittyland Love Centre, 
Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

414
00:20:53,498 --> 00:20:56,199
I may as well just go back to hauling carts.

415
00:20:56,201 --> 00:21:00,971
Cause Kittyland, no fucking way anybody's 
going to bring a kitty down to that place.

416
00:21:00,973 --> 00:21:06,343
Drunk trailer park supervisors rolling around 
with piss jugs on a hockey stick.

417
00:21:06,345 --> 00:21:09,612
Come down to Kittyland, Bubbles will 
fucking look after your cat big time.

418
00:21:09,614 --> 00:21:11,214
I will!

419
00:21:12,549 --> 00:21:17,553
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