1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:06,726 --> 00:00:08,192 How's it going, Ray? 2 00:00:08,227 --> 00:00:10,194 Hey, Bubbles. How you doing, buddy? 3 00:00:10,229 --> 00:00:13,733 Listen, you don't have any liquor on you, do you, buddy 4 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:16,701 Oh, I did have a bit of Christmas liquor, 5 00:00:16,736 --> 00:00:19,238 but somebody took it. Julian took your liquor? 6 00:00:19,273 --> 00:00:20,705 - Yeah. - Fuck. 7 00:00:20,740 --> 00:00:23,743 You don't have any food in there, do you, Ray? 8 00:00:23,778 --> 00:00:26,711 Anything at all? You know, Bubbles, I got.. 9 00:00:26,746 --> 00:00:30,750 Don't tell anybody, but I go t a few cans of ravioli here 10 00:00:30,785 --> 00:00:32,752 Fuck, I need some ravioli. Hurry. 11 00:00:34,754 --> 00:00:36,220 Ricky! Rick! 12 00:00:36,255 --> 00:00:40,760 Rick, where the fuck's my ravioli? 13 00:00:40,795 --> 00:00:41,916 - Ricky. Ricky. - My ravioli. 14 00:00:42,261 --> 00:00:45,514 I had nine cans of ravioli in the cupboard 15 00:00:45,549 --> 00:00:48,768 and it's all gone. What did you do with it? 16 00:00:49,769 --> 00:00:51,270 I dunno, Dad. 17 00:00:52,772 --> 00:00:54,774 I had one can. I think. 18 00:00:55,274 --> 00:00:57,276 Well, where are the other eight? 19 00:01:00,279 --> 00:01:03,783 Fucking Julian took my ravioli and your liquor, Bubbles? 20 00:01:07,286 --> 00:01:09,288 Rick, is the coast clear there , buddy? 21 00:01:09,323 --> 00:01:11,290 - Yeah, it's clear, Dad. - Clear, Ray. 22 00:01:11,325 --> 00:01:12,792 Fucking Julian! 23 00:01:17,797 --> 00:01:20,299 No, no, no, no, Ray, Ray, Ray, what are you doing? 24 00:01:20,334 --> 00:01:22,068 Ray, give me my drink back! Julian, no! 25 00:01:22,103 --> 00:01:23,768 You took all of my ravioli! Ravioli? 26 00:01:23,803 --> 00:01:26,305 What are you talking about? You ate all his ravioli! 27 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:27,772 This is my fucking drink! Rick! 28 00:01:27,807 --> 00:01:29,809 Once you fuck with my dad, I'm in the fight. 29 00:01:29,844 --> 00:01:32,078 That's just the way it is. Family shit. 30 00:01:32,113 --> 00:01:34,313 So I jumped in and hell broke loose. 31 00:01:34,814 --> 00:01:36,816 Boys, there's something wron g with this thing. 32 00:01:36,851 --> 00:01:38,783 - Are you alright? - Julian, if I don't get 33 00:01:38,818 --> 00:01:41,320 a fucking drop of liquor in me , I'm gonna fucking snap! 34 00:01:41,355 --> 00:01:43,322 You just had a bunch of drinks there, Ray. 35 00:01:43,823 --> 00:01:44,789 - When? - What's this about anyway 36 00:01:44,824 --> 00:01:46,826 - Break it up. - I ate the ravioli, okay? 37 00:01:46,861 --> 00:01:48,828 I got stoned last night. I was fucked up 38 00:01:49,328 --> 00:01:51,330 'cause Lucy's been ignoring me and shit. 39 00:01:51,365 --> 00:01:53,297 I didn't think I ate nine cans , but maybe. 40 00:01:53,332 --> 00:01:55,835 I mean, nobody wants to admi t they ate nine cans of ravioli, 41 00:01:55,870 --> 00:01:57,802 but I did. I'm ashamed of myself, 42 00:01:57,837 --> 00:02:00,339 , but the first doesn't count. Then you get to the second 43 00:02:00,374 --> 00:02:02,341 then the third. And the fourth and fifth, 44 00:02:02,376 --> 00:02:03,843 I think I burned with a blowtorch. 45 00:02:03,878 --> 00:02:04,999 And then I just kept eating. 46 00:02:05,344 --> 00:02:07,596 I'm sorry. I gotta get my trailer back. 47 00:02:07,631 --> 00:02:09,849 I can't fucking live with you guys anymore. 48 00:02:09,884 --> 00:02:11,315 Thanks, Ray. 49 00:02:11,350 --> 00:02:13,853 Hey, who gave you a drin k of liquor the other day?! 50 00:02:14,353 --> 00:02:16,856 The guy in the chair! A bunch of fucking drinks! 51 00:02:16,891 --> 00:02:18,322 You spilled half of it! 52 00:02:18,357 --> 00:02:21,360 Well, isn't there a book or something you can read 53 00:02:21,395 --> 00:02:23,362 that'll figure this out? Fuck off, Ricky. 54 00:03:05,704 --> 00:03:07,723 What are you doing, Mr. Lahey? 55 00:03:07,758 --> 00:03:09,742 - Shit moths, Randy. - Shit moths? 56 00:03:10,242 --> 00:03:11,208 Shit moths. 57 00:03:11,243 --> 00:03:15,247 They started off as tiny, little shit larvae, Randy, 58 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,750 and then they grew into shitapillers. 59 00:03:17,785 --> 00:03:19,216 A pandemic of shitapillars 60 00:03:19,251 --> 00:03:21,218 Everywhere you look, Randy , shitapillars. 61 00:03:21,253 --> 00:03:25,257 They almost drove me over the goddamn edge, boy. 62 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:28,778 I tried to exterminate them, I tried to put an end 63 00:03:28,813 --> 00:03:32,264 to the shitapillars life cycle , but I failed. 64 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:34,266 And now... 65 00:03:34,767 --> 00:03:36,268 shit moths, Randy. 66 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:39,772 Every fucking one of them, 67 00:03:39,807 --> 00:03:41,739 a shit moth. 68 00:03:41,774 --> 00:03:44,276 Are you okay, Mr. Lahey? 69 00:03:45,778 --> 00:03:47,780 A hundred percent, Rand. 70 00:03:47,815 --> 00:03:50,247 Jim Lahey is back. 71 00:03:50,282 --> 00:03:52,785 It's time for drinking, bud. I've got a little errand 72 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:54,286 for you to run. You up for it? 73 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,753 Sure. 74 00:03:55,788 --> 00:03:59,291 I want you to take this over to Ray's trailer. 75 00:03:59,326 --> 00:04:00,793 It's an eviction notice. 76 00:04:02,294 --> 00:04:06,298 Not the strongest drink I've ever had, Julian. 77 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,265 Best I can do, Ray. 78 00:04:08,300 --> 00:04:11,303 Do you have the tunes loud enough, boys? 79 00:04:11,804 --> 00:04:13,806 Fuck, Julian, you starving for liquor? 80 00:04:15,808 --> 00:04:18,310 Julian, you can go on draining them empty liquor bottles, 81 00:04:18,345 --> 00:04:20,778 or you can help yourself to one of these full ma-fuckers. 82 00:04:20,813 --> 00:04:24,316 I want nothing to do with your greasy old cheesy porn, J-Roc. 83 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:25,311 Yeah, J-Roc, fuck off. 84 00:04:25,317 --> 00:04:27,819 A'ight, we'll find some other ma-fuckers 85 00:04:27,854 --> 00:04:30,339 who're down with food and liquor. And hos. 86 00:04:30,374 --> 00:04:32,825 I really don't wanna be in another one 87 00:04:32,860 --> 00:04:34,792 of J-Roc's grease films, 88 00:04:34,827 --> 00:04:37,830 even though I have been in a couple of them so far 89 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:39,296 But I'm really hungry. 90 00:04:39,331 --> 00:04:41,834 What kind of food do you have, J-Roc? 91 00:04:42,334 --> 00:04:43,300 Not much, Bubbles. 92 00:04:43,335 --> 00:04:45,838 Some peanut-butter ma-fucker s and Pop Tarts, 93 00:04:46,338 --> 00:04:48,806 frosted brown sugar. Got some of those. 94 00:04:48,841 --> 00:04:50,561 - Garlic fingers. - Got liquor there, J-Roc? 95 00:04:50,843 --> 00:04:53,345 All kinds of liquor, Ray. You gonna get us free liquor 96 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,813 - Well, it ain't free. - You gotta be in the DVD. 97 00:04:55,848 --> 00:04:58,851 That's right. J-Roc's Greasy Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild 98 00:04:58,886 --> 00:05:01,854 Everybody in the park know s we shooting this DVD, dawg 99 00:05:01,889 --> 00:05:03,856 J-Roc's Greasy Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild 100 00:05:04,356 --> 00:05:06,859 That's right. We gonna hav e all kinds of bonus feature 101 00:05:07,359 --> 00:05:08,325 My video from Microphone Assassin, 102 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,828 my video from my new joint . Trailer-park life. 103 00:05:10,863 --> 00:05:13,866 , - I ain't doing any greasy shit, man. I'll do something for you 104 00:05:13,901 --> 00:05:16,869 you got free liquor, I'll do it. Dad, what are you thinking 105 00:05:16,904 --> 00:05:18,335 - C'mon, Rick. - You're not gonna be 106 00:05:18,370 --> 00:05:20,122 in his stupid video? Yeah, yeah, c'mon. 107 00:05:20,157 --> 00:05:21,839 He's got free liquor. Ricky, Pop Tarts! 108 00:05:21,874 --> 00:05:23,876 - Let's go get drunk. - Pop Tarts and chicken fingers. 109 00:05:23,911 --> 00:05:26,343 - It's clear, Ray. It's clear. - Ricky? 110 00:05:26,378 --> 00:05:29,882 You wanna be up in the DVD ? Spend some time with Lucy? 111 00:05:29,917 --> 00:05:31,383 She's my feature performer , dawg. 112 00:05:31,884 --> 00:05:34,386 Okay, let me put it to you this way. Couple of years ago, 113 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:37,389 I wouldn't have done it, but now I've got these cans, 114 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:39,158 I figure I may as well show off, you know? 115 00:05:39,193 --> 00:05:40,893 Yeah, that's cool. I can understand that. 116 00:05:41,393 --> 00:05:43,395 But this video is gonna be around for-friggin'- ever. 117 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:46,398 Let's clean up this driveway , Rick. 118 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,364 It looks like shit. 119 00:05:47,399 --> 00:05:49,902 Can't Corey and Trevor fucking clean it up? 120 00:05:49,937 --> 00:05:51,403 Nope, gave them the day off. 121 00:05:51,904 --> 00:05:53,655 You gave Corey and Trevo r the day off? 122 00:05:53,690 --> 00:05:55,407 Your little precious Corey and Trevor, 123 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,374 "Ooh, I'll give them the day off. 124 00:05:57,409 --> 00:06:00,913 I won't give me a day off. "I work fucking 80 hours a week 125 00:06:00,948 --> 00:06:02,915 So do I. We're like supervisors, though 126 00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:04,381 What the fuck do you want, Randy?! 127 00:06:04,416 --> 00:06:06,383 Boys, I don't want any trouble with you. 128 00:06:06,418 --> 00:06:08,921 I'm here to see Ray to give him some documents 129 00:06:09,421 --> 00:06:11,423 Well, he's not here, alright ? So fuck off. 130 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,938 - Well, where is he? - Do you see him? 131 00:06:13,425 --> 00:06:14,391 - Ray! - He's not here, 132 00:06:14,426 --> 00:06:16,186 went to Fuck Off Island, where you should be. 133 00:06:16,428 --> 00:06:17,394 - Get out of here. - Gotta give him 134 00:06:17,429 --> 00:06:18,896 these documents Ricky. Give them to me. 135 00:06:18,931 --> 00:06:20,933 No, I can't give them to you. Yes, you can. 136 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:22,399 I can't. They're eviction papers. 137 00:06:22,434 --> 00:06:24,937 He's got to get out of here. This place is all burned, 138 00:06:25,437 --> 00:06:26,688 looks like shit. Look, the couch is burnt, 139 00:06:26,723 --> 00:06:28,363 trailer's burnt, driveway looks like crap. 140 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:29,942 You're fucking burnt, Randy! We should fucking evict you! 141 00:06:30,442 --> 00:06:31,408 Frig off. Get the fuck outta here! 142 00:06:31,443 --> 00:06:34,947 Get the fuck out of here and leave the driveway and us alone. 143 00:06:34,982 --> 00:06:36,966 And my dad. Leave Mr. Lahey out of this, 144 00:06:37,001 --> 00:06:38,916 Mr. Friggin Dick! Oh, Mr. Drunk Guy, 145 00:06:38,951 --> 00:06:40,953 back in his trailer, fucking probably loaded, 146 00:06:40,988 --> 00:06:42,920 passed out? Yeah, I'll leave him alone 147 00:06:42,955 --> 00:06:45,958 Ricky, I'm gonna take my pants off and kick your ass 148 00:06:45,993 --> 00:06:48,227 I've wanted to since you got out of jail. 149 00:06:48,262 --> 00:06:50,113 You mention one more thing about Lahey, 150 00:06:50,148 --> 00:06:51,964 that's gonna happen, bud. One more? 151 00:06:52,464 --> 00:06:53,430 - Yeah. - He's drunk, crazy, 152 00:06:53,465 --> 00:06:55,968 fucking lunatic. I hate him. Fuck him and fuck you. 153 00:06:56,003 --> 00:06:57,987 Julian, I didn't want this to happen 154 00:06:58,022 --> 00:06:59,998 I told ya, I didn't want any trouble - 155 00:07:00,033 --> 00:07:01,939 - Randy. Stand down and get out of here. 156 00:07:01,974 --> 00:07:04,441 Why you gotta take your pants off to fight me 157 00:07:04,476 --> 00:07:06,979 They're a little tight, Rick , and I wanna kick your ass. 158 00:07:07,014 --> 00:07:08,981 Well fucking get them off, then, let's go. 159 00:07:09,481 --> 00:07:11,984 - Ricky! Don't touch my pants! - Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys 160 00:07:12,019 --> 00:07:13,503 - Ricky! They're mine! - That's enough! 161 00:07:13,538 --> 00:07:14,978 - They're my friggin' pants. - Randy. 162 00:07:14,987 --> 00:07:17,489 If I wanna take my pants off , I'll take em off! 163 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,491 - Let's get it on, Randy. - Listen to me. 164 00:07:19,992 --> 00:07:22,995 Ray's over there at J-Roc's! So get away from us! Alright 165 00:07:23,030 --> 00:07:25,998 Get! Hey, hey, that's enough . Come on, move along. Let's go. 166 00:07:26,033 --> 00:07:27,464 - Gimme that back! - You're fucking lucky 167 00:07:27,499 --> 00:07:30,502 you can't talk into that right now, I'll tell you that. 168 00:07:31,003 --> 00:07:33,505 Ow. You guys are jerks. I'm going over there right now 169 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,300 - Fuck you, Randy. - Oh, yeah, one more thing 170 00:07:35,309 --> 00:07:37,110 I'm telling Mr. Lahey everything about this! 171 00:07:37,509 --> 00:07:39,261 , - No, no, listen. Stop decorating my trailer 172 00:07:39,296 --> 00:07:41,016 it looks like shit. I'm buying it back soon. 173 00:07:41,513 --> 00:07:43,515 Frig you, Rick! 174 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,017 Dicks! 175 00:07:55,027 --> 00:07:58,280 It was awful, Mr. Lahey. Ricky's being refractory again 176 00:07:58,315 --> 00:08:01,533 - What happened, Randy? - Oh, he tried to fight me 177 00:08:02,034 --> 00:08:03,000 Ripped my pants off. 178 00:08:03,035 --> 00:08:04,596 Did you serve Ray the eviction notice? 179 00:08:05,037 --> 00:08:08,040 I didn't get a chance to Mr. Lahey. He's over at J-Roc's. 180 00:08:08,075 --> 00:08:09,506 Fuck! 181 00:08:09,541 --> 00:08:12,509 Birds of a shit feather flock together, Randy. 182 00:08:12,544 --> 00:08:17,049 But I got a feeling Ray is gonna be the first to fall. 183 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:19,516 Coup de grace, boy. 184 00:08:19,551 --> 00:08:22,554 When they're gone, we can rent their lots out 185 00:08:23,055 --> 00:08:25,057 to nice, respectable people, right, Mr. Lahey? 186 00:08:25,092 --> 00:08:26,558 That's absolutely right, Randy. 187 00:08:27,059 --> 00:08:30,062 I can almost feel this going down right now, boy. 188 00:08:30,097 --> 00:08:33,565 I've known Ray for close to 30 years. 189 00:08:35,067 --> 00:08:36,568 I knew him when he drove a rig 190 00:08:37,069 --> 00:08:39,071 He was a loser then, 191 00:08:39,106 --> 00:08:41,038 he's a loser now. 192 00:08:41,073 --> 00:08:43,040 But I live by one golden rule. 193 00:08:43,075 --> 00:08:46,578 You don't cross my shit line , I don't cross your shit line 194 00:08:47,079 --> 00:08:50,582 But when he told everybody that I was drinking again, 195 00:08:51,083 --> 00:08:53,050 he crossed the goddamn shit line. 196 00:08:53,085 --> 00:08:57,122 I'm shooting a DVD today , up in this piece. 197 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,866 Ray, this is gonna be greasy . Should we be doing this? 198 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:04,094 Don't worry, Bubbles, nobody's ever gonna see this 199 00:09:04,129 --> 00:09:07,132 What's up, Bubs? You ready t o get drunk and dirty, ma-fucker 200 00:09:07,167 --> 00:09:09,600 Well, I'll get dirty, J-Roc, if you need me to, 201 00:09:09,635 --> 00:09:12,638 but let's get the food going. JRoc, how about some liquor 202 00:09:12,673 --> 00:09:15,641 for the guy in the chair here? Free liquor, is what you said. 203 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:16,636 A'ight, Ray, I promised. 204 00:09:16,642 --> 00:09:18,162 Trevor, let's get some drink s for Ray. 205 00:09:18,644 --> 00:09:21,146 The man in the chair gets some drizinks up in his piece. 206 00:09:21,181 --> 00:09:22,613 Trevor, give me the bottle , buddy. Thanks. 207 00:09:22,648 --> 00:09:25,048 You said food too, though. What about those garlic fingers? 208 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:27,903 Man, you'll get food as soon as we shoot the DVD, Bubbles 209 00:09:27,938 --> 00:09:30,656 Just calm down and relax. Can't we have it now, though 210 00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:31,657 Something? No, you B. 211 00:09:32,157 --> 00:09:34,159 S I can't have ma-fuckers in my video eating hot dog 212 00:09:34,194 --> 00:09:35,678 and chicken fingers and shit . Ray! 213 00:09:35,713 --> 00:09:37,127 - Come on, Ray. - Come on, now! 214 00:09:37,162 --> 00:09:40,165 That ain't right, man. You spilled it all over me 215 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:42,167 Well, then suck it out your shirt, you B! 216 00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:45,671 I said you could have a couple of drinks, not a whole bottle. 217 00:09:45,706 --> 00:09:48,691 There's a couple of drinks on my shirt there, man. 218 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:51,677 Keep the bottle, but that's all you get for the day 219 00:09:51,712 --> 00:09:53,143 You got to pizace yourself 220 00:09:53,178 --> 00:09:57,182 We're keeping it real, that' s why we have real ma-fuckers. 221 00:09:57,217 --> 00:10:00,686 So when ma-fuckers buy it, watching in the hotel, 222 00:10:00,721 --> 00:10:02,152 they see themselves represented, right? 223 00:10:02,187 --> 00:10:04,439 That wardrobe is whack. That shit is whack. 224 00:10:04,474 --> 00:10:06,657 You need a new getup, man. We ain't doing 225 00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:08,944 Truckers Gone Wild. JRoc, you said real, man. 226 00:10:08,979 --> 00:10:11,161 You wanted it real. This is what I am. This is real. 227 00:10:11,196 --> 00:10:14,700 It's too real, man. You go t some other shit you can put on 228 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:19,204 Lucy, I need to talk to you. 229 00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:24,710 She's not gonna really be in J-Roc's little grease film, 230 00:10:24,745 --> 00:10:26,176 is she? It's none of your business 231 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:28,714 - I need to talk to her. - I don't want you inside, okay? 232 00:10:28,749 --> 00:10:30,983 Sarah, I've been fucking fighting people all day 233 00:10:31,018 --> 00:10:33,369 and I don't want to, but I wil I fight you if I have. 234 00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:35,721 I gotta talk to her. I'll fightyouif I have to. 235 00:10:36,221 --> 00:10:37,688 What the fuck should I let you inside for? 236 00:10:37,723 --> 00:10:39,725 Fine, let's fight, then. Is that what you want? 237 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:42,192 I just wanna talk to her for two minutes 238 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:44,695 and try to convince her not to be in a porno film. 239 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:47,232 That's the mother of my child. Okay, you got two minutes. 240 00:10:47,733 --> 00:10:48,734 Thank you, Sarah. 241 00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:53,238 Lucy, I heard you're gonna b e in one of J Roc's films, 242 00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:55,741 or some shit. Is that true ? Please tell me it's not. 243 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,207 What's the big difference? 244 00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:58,843 You did the same thing a couple years ago 245 00:10:59,244 --> 00:11:01,211 when you were in J-Roc's porno-movie thing. 246 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:03,248 Nobody saw that and I didn't really do anything. 247 00:11:03,283 --> 00:11:05,250 I didn't get it on with anyone. Oh, right, 248 00:11:05,285 --> 00:11:06,765 you got a little problem in that area. 249 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:08,719 - Very funny, Sarah. - I forgot about that. 250 00:11:08,754 --> 00:11:11,256 M - Lucy, I don't want the mothe r of my child in some porn fil 251 00:11:11,757 --> 00:11:14,009 that's gonna be in grocery stores and convenience stores. 252 00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:16,444 People are gonna take it hom and you're gonna be on their TV. 253 00:11:16,762 --> 00:11:17,843 - Yeah. - I don't want that. 254 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,766 What the fuck is your problem? You got nothing to do with it. 255 00:11:20,801 --> 00:11:22,768 I thought we were kinda getting back together here 256 00:11:22,803 --> 00:11:23,734 You know what? 257 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:26,236 I don't have time to talk with you about this. 258 00:11:26,271 --> 00:11:28,774 'Cause I'm fucking late, but you're welcome to come watch 259 00:11:28,809 --> 00:11:30,741 See you later. Good job talking her out of it 260 00:11:30,776 --> 00:11:33,278 - T, you rolling, man? - Yeah, man, we're good to go. 261 00:11:33,779 --> 00:11:36,281 Alright, B, just need to get some smoke up in this ma. 262 00:11:36,782 --> 00:11:39,284 Ray, this is the tightest thin g you ever seen in your life 263 00:11:39,319 --> 00:11:41,787 So you're gonna dance for that ma-fucker in the chair. 264 00:11:41,822 --> 00:11:43,253 And at a certain point, 265 00:11:43,288 --> 00:11:45,791 you're gonna put your hand on your head when you're dancing 266 00:11:45,826 --> 00:11:48,293 and, Ray, we gonna get you up out of the chair. 267 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:49,259 It's gonna be tight. 268 00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:51,046 I should probably just sit here and drink. 269 00:11:51,081 --> 00:11:52,940 No, the dancers have the power to heal. 270 00:11:52,975 --> 00:11:54,800 That's the whole point of the DVD, right? 271 00:11:54,835 --> 00:11:56,802 Look at that, Mr. Lahey. 272 00:11:56,837 --> 00:11:58,268 Well, I'll be. 273 00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,806 Little Jamie's got a smoke machine. 274 00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:06,311 - I'm gonna go give this to Ray. - Not so fast, Deputy. 275 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:08,814 What do you mean? We gotta give these to Ray 276 00:12:09,314 --> 00:12:11,316 I know he's in there, Mr. Lahey. Randy, 277 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:14,820 sometimes it's a lot bette r to watch a shit tree grow 278 00:12:14,855 --> 00:12:17,823 than to try to kick the shit fruit out of it. 279 00:12:17,858 --> 00:12:20,325 - Now stand up, Ray. - You said - 280 00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:23,328 - Stand up, then take a drink, boy. 281 00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:26,331 It's free liquor. That's right . Now you gotta dance. 282 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,333 Know what I'm saying? Dance... 283 00:12:30,836 --> 00:12:32,838 Cut. Bubbles, you know what I'm saying? 284 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:36,341 I need you to get greasy, B. Get them shits off then, 285 00:12:36,376 --> 00:12:39,612 if you need to, but I need to see some ass life. 286 00:12:39,647 --> 00:12:42,848 E - J-Roc's making his little grease film her 287 00:12:42,883 --> 00:12:44,815 e and he thought it's appropriat 288 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:48,353 for me to just start slappin g that lady on her bum. 289 00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:50,856 But I'm not comfortable doing that, 290 00:12:50,891 --> 00:12:52,322 to tell you the truth. 291 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:55,861 I mean, I don't even know her. I can't just walk up 292 00:12:55,896 --> 00:12:57,630 and start slapping her badonkadonk. 293 00:12:57,665 --> 00:12:59,364 J- Roc's previous works that I was in, 294 00:12:59,865 --> 00:13:02,833 I mean, I was playing a different character. 295 00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:06,121 , Corporal Lexie I played in From Russia With LoveBone 296 00:13:06,156 --> 00:13:09,339 and I played a lumberjack in The Bare Pimp Project, 297 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:12,878 but now I'm just being myself. I mean, I don't wanna be known 298 00:13:12,913 --> 00:13:16,381 as the guy that just walks u p and slaps badonkadonks. 299 00:13:16,416 --> 00:13:18,348 Hey, you down with feet? Me too, beat. 300 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:21,136 Know what I'm saying? There's all kind of feet 301 00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:23,854 up in J-Roc's Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild 302 00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:26,892 All kinds of girls, too. Wild girls like this girl here 303 00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:28,859 She my girl from way back, right? 304 00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:31,646 And this girl over here, we used to be real tight. 305 00:13:31,681 --> 00:13:34,041 Now we're a'ight, but we still roll together 306 00:13:34,076 --> 00:13:36,366 You could roll with shorties like this too, 307 00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:38,904 if you buy J-Roc's Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild 308 00:13:39,404 --> 00:13:41,406 A'ight, T? Grab the camera, B. You rollin'? 309 00:13:41,441 --> 00:13:43,408 - Yeah, we're good to go. - A'ight. 310 00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,375 Bubbles, this here is the big scene, 311 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:47,913 It's the Bubble scene before the bubble bath, B. 312 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,915 So you gotta spin some bubbles up in that ma-fucker, 313 00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:53,418 and you ladies is drinking , right? You wild, right? 314 00:13:53,453 --> 00:13:55,688 You drinking, you dancing all up on Bubbles. 315 00:13:55,723 --> 00:13:57,923 You can't stand how wild them bubbles is. 316 00:13:57,958 --> 00:13:59,358 A'ight, Bubbles? Introduce yourself, 317 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,391 blow some bubbles Then some hot dogs, right? 318 00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:04,429 Yeah, that's right. We got all kinds of food for you. 319 00:14:04,464 --> 00:14:07,432 But this scene's real important. We gotta get it first. 320 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,451 A'ight. Action. Alright, this is Bubbles 321 00:14:09,486 --> 00:14:12,213 in J Roc's Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild 322 00:14:12,248 --> 00:14:14,940 Keeping it real. Keeping bubbles coming. 323 00:14:14,975 --> 00:14:16,907 Yeah. Man! Cut! Ray! 324 00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:20,445 Truck-drivin', passed-out, Phantom 309 mothafucker! 325 00:14:20,946 --> 00:14:23,448 , - There's nothing wrong with a guy having a few drinks 326 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:24,915 mingling with the people and shit. 327 00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,702 But the guy had a whole fucking quart to himself, 328 00:14:27,737 --> 00:14:30,420 , he got smashed, he's fucked up out of his mind 329 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:32,457 wheeling through shots backward, fucking everything up, man 330 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,459 He doesn't even know how much we spent 331 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,000 on all this equipment to get the shit rolling right. 332 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:38,964 It ain't right, it ain't tight. 333 00:14:41,466 --> 00:14:43,969 Holy frig, Mr. Lahey. Look! We hit the jackpot! 334 00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:47,472 Bingo. Mr. Stupid didn't eve n hide the evidence, Randy. 335 00:14:47,507 --> 00:14:50,475 Get your shit basket out, we're about to start harvesting. 336 00:14:50,976 --> 00:14:53,443 Time to call in the heavies. Oh, Mr. Lahey 337 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:56,982 I'd like to speak to the Parcel Pick Up manager, please 338 00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:58,949 Yeah, Jim Lahey here, Sunnyvale Trailer Park. 339 00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:01,486 Man, what the fuck are you guys doing over there? 340 00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:02,988 We're just looking for our kitty. 341 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:05,289 You guys are over here snooping around, man! 342 00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,492 Excuse me. We're just checking things out here. 343 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:09,762 Hey, Lahey, get the fuck out of here, man. 344 00:15:09,797 --> 00:15:11,962 Listen, Tyler, you don't have to get mouthy 345 00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:15,465 Oh, now you calling me Tyler . It's not Tyler, it's T. 346 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:18,003 I beg your pardon, Mr. T . We're just checking things out 347 00:15:18,038 --> 00:15:20,038 Oh, now you got jokes, right ? Now you got jokes. 348 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,972 Listen, I'm out of your face , alright? 349 00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:24,259 Get outta here, man, get the fuck outta here, man 350 00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:26,511 You too, get out of here. We weren't doing anything. 351 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:27,946 There's no cheeseburgers back there. 352 00:15:28,013 --> 00:15:30,015 Hey, hey. Keep your hand s off him, you understand me 353 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,481 Well, you guys get off this property, then. 354 00:15:31,516 --> 00:15:33,518 This is not your property. Out here snooping around. 355 00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:34,985 - We're leaving. - There's no cheeseburgers 356 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,522 or there's no liquor, so get the fuck out of here. 357 00:15:37,557 --> 00:15:39,291 Lucy, why are you doing this to me 358 00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:40,991 If it's about the money, fuck it. 359 00:15:41,026 --> 00:15:44,029 I'll pay you twice as much not to be in the goddamn thing 360 00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,489 Ricky, you don't have any fucking money, remember? 361 00:15:46,531 --> 00:15:48,533 Ricky, who gives a shit. It doesn't matter. 362 00:15:48,568 --> 00:15:50,535 I'm not gonna be taking of f most of my clothes 363 00:15:51,036 --> 00:15:53,538 and no one ever sees the shi t that J-Roc makes anyway. 364 00:15:53,573 --> 00:15:56,006 J-Roc, what the fuck is going on here?! 365 00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:59,044 I'm trying to shoot my DVD , Ricky. My performer's late 366 00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:02,047 Hey, man, sorry we're late . It's not our fault. 367 00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:03,513 You got the money? 368 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:06,551 I already shot the shit that you were supposed to do 369 00:16:06,586 --> 00:16:07,517 Oh, fuck J-Roc. 370 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:10,055 , - You can do some of the freakier shit, though 371 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:11,056 if you want to, girl. 372 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,308 - Alright. - Like what kind of freaky shit? 373 00:16:13,343 --> 00:16:15,202 Come on inside, we'll talk about it some. 374 00:16:15,237 --> 00:16:17,027 I'm not gonna be in your fucking video. 375 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:19,564 Lucy, please don't do this. Oh, Ricky, gimme a break 376 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:22,067 How the fuck did my dad get so drunk? 377 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:24,069 He drank a quart, Ricky. 378 00:16:24,104 --> 00:16:26,036 Dad. 379 00:16:26,071 --> 00:16:27,822 Dad, are you alright? 380 00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:29,574 I love you buddy. 381 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:32,577 Holy fuck. 382 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:36,081 Lucy! I don't want you being with other people, alright 383 00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:38,583 I thought we were kinda together again right now and.. 384 00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:39,658 I dunno, this is fucked up 385 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:42,087 I don't want you to be in a porn flick. 386 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:46,056 J- Roc! 387 00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:48,093 My fuck, its the 5-0 up in his piece, T! 388 00:16:48,128 --> 00:16:50,095 Don't worry, buddy, we're gonna be a'ight, 389 00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:51,061 Lahey's there too, T. 390 00:16:51,096 --> 00:16:53,563 Oh, fuck, it's a fucking LB too. 391 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:56,601 That's the fucking law bitch from the grocery store, man! 392 00:16:56,636 --> 00:16:58,103 Who are you pointing at, skeleton? 393 00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,605 Okay, folks, this little party's over. 394 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,107 Let's go. 395 00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,861 Corey and Trevor violate d a peace bond with Ricky, right 396 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:09,614 Do you have an explanation for all those grocery bins 397 00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:12,117 Them bins that Corey and Trevor brought here 398 00:17:12,152 --> 00:17:13,083 with the candy? 399 00:17:13,118 --> 00:17:16,586 Them ma-fuckers with the erections? I dunno. 400 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:19,124 Well, it doesn't much matter , you're coming with us anyway 401 00:17:19,159 --> 00:17:20,392 Jamie, let's go. What for? 402 00:17:20,427 --> 00:17:21,591 As a witness or some shit, 403 00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:24,629 for Corey and Trevor? You're under arrest. Let's go. 404 00:17:24,664 --> 00:17:27,132 I didn't do nothing, man 405 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:28,598 - Let's go, Jamie. - What for?! 406 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,600 - We didn't do nothing, man. - Come on! 407 00:17:30,635 --> 00:17:32,836 - I gotta grab my smoke machine. - Great, it's evidence. 408 00:17:33,138 --> 00:17:35,605 No, it's a fire hazard if I leave this shit going 409 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,143 Look, easy or the hard way , which way do you wanna go? 410 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,645 - I ain't going nowhere! - You're going with me! 411 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,612 Tell me what I'm arrested for man. 412 00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:45,150 Ain't you gonna tell me what I'm being arrested for? 413 00:17:45,185 --> 00:17:46,418 This is bull-ish! 414 00:17:46,453 --> 00:17:47,617 Put him inside! 415 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:50,120 She's touching me in a sexual way! 416 00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:51,906 You're fucked and always will be. Fucked 417 00:17:51,941 --> 00:17:53,623 This is just the beginning , Richard. 418 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:56,161 You're losing it; you better stay the fuck away from me 419 00:17:56,661 --> 00:17:58,421 That's enough, Ricky. Take your father home 420 00:17:58,663 --> 00:18:00,165 before I arrest him for public intoxication. 421 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,666 I'm trying to. This is bullshit. 422 00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:05,170 Ricky, you keep pushing it and I'm gonna push back hard 423 00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:08,173 You don't want me to push you. Just a second. Jesus Christ. 424 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:09,639 Why do you guys still have erections?! 425 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:12,177 The cops are here! Why do you have erections? 426 00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:14,179 I told you guys to take care of that! 427 00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:15,680 Point them up, I told them 428 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:20,650 e Any mafucker wanna tell m 429 00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:23,688 why it is I'm being arrested with my candy? 430 00:18:23,723 --> 00:18:26,191 I can't even breathe up in this piece! 431 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:29,194 Open the door, ma-fucker. He's a jackass. 432 00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,161 You know what? 433 00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:34,199 You were so right, fucking, again. 434 00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:36,166 I'm the fuck out, man. 435 00:18:36,201 --> 00:18:38,703 J- Roc's Trailer Park Girls Gone Wild 436 00:18:38,738 --> 00:18:40,205 Keep it real, dawg. 437 00:18:42,207 --> 00:18:44,709 Boys, boys, boys, we gotta be really careful now, okay? 438 00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:46,771 Ricky, are you listening to me? Yeah. 439 00:18:47,212 --> 00:18:49,179 If we let our guard down for one second, 440 00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:52,217 that fucking crazy lunatic's gonna be all over us. 441 00:18:54,219 --> 00:18:55,220 - Dad... - Ricky, 442 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,187 he's all fuckin' tangled up in it. 443 00:18:57,222 --> 00:18:59,724 His foot's caught in the goddamn lawn chair. 444 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:20,245 Hey! Randy, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 445 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,711 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 446 00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:26,251 - What is it, Mr. Lahey? - Fuck with me, will you, Ray? 447 00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:28,718 Ray is going to jail, Randy! 448 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:31,506 If we call the cops, they won't come here. 449 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,901 We don't have to call the cops, Randy. 450 00:19:33,936 --> 00:19:36,349 Who pays Ray's disability? Worker's Comp. 451 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,763 What happens if we call Worker's Comp, Randy? 452 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,765 They'llcall the cops. 453 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,732 Randy... 454 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:47,272 we might be polishing off two bottles of rye tonight, boy. 455 00:19:47,307 --> 00:19:49,239 I'm sorry. Oh, fuck, Dad. 456 00:19:49,274 --> 00:19:51,741 Sorry I let him get so drunk , Ricky, 457 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:54,779 but I was distracted with the boobs and the dancing 458 00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:56,334 - Boys, boys, boys, boys. - Cops, cops. 459 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,283 What the fuck - 460 00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,250 - Is going on now? 461 00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:02,752 What the hell are you guys doing here this time? 462 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:05,289 Rick, your dad's being charged with disability fraud, 463 00:20:05,324 --> 00:20:07,792 all the way back to 1989. What are you talking about 464 00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:10,795 He's in a chair. How the fuck is that a frog? 465 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:13,298 Everyone knows that Ray doesn't need the chair. 466 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:16,266 - What are you doing?! - Look at that. It's a miracle 467 00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:19,304 Dad, your legs must be fucking killing you, aren't they? 468 00:20:19,339 --> 00:20:21,771 - Ah! Ahhh! - Get back in your chair, buddy. 469 00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:24,809 See, he can't walk. He needs his fucking chair 470 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,312 What a fucking prick job that was, buddy! 471 00:20:27,812 --> 00:20:29,314 Ah, fuck. 472 00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:32,282 Liquor, Ray? 473 00:20:32,317 --> 00:20:33,597 Drunk, lying around on the couch? 474 00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:35,285 - Fuck off. - He had a couple drinks 475 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,287 at a party. There's nothing wrong with that. 476 00:20:37,322 --> 00:20:40,325 Don't make me have to pick you up and put you in the cruiser. 477 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:43,328 Well, how'm I gonna get there? 'Cause I can't fucking walk! 478 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:45,329 What the fuck do you need these for? 479 00:20:45,364 --> 00:20:46,831 Gonna make balloon animals later, Ricky. 480 00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:47,832 - No way. - Randy. 481 00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:50,653 - Jim, give me a hand? Officers. - You guys aren't serious? 482 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,436 You're not taking my dad away! Fuck that! 483 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:54,304 You've just declared war , Lahey. Yeah. 484 00:20:54,339 --> 00:20:57,342 Oh, yeah? You're gonna wag e war from a jail cell, Ray? 485 00:20:57,377 --> 00:20:59,862 I'm real scared. Ray, you're gonna do time. 486 00:20:59,897 --> 00:21:02,312 - Yeah? - Yeah. But don't worry, Ray 487 00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:05,350 Your stupid son Ricky will be joining you real soon. 488 00:21:05,385 --> 00:21:07,852 Speaking of stupid - and we were, Ray - 489 00:21:07,887 --> 00:21:09,819 your son Ricky is really stupid. 490 00:21:09,854 --> 00:21:12,857 What the fuck is that supposed to mean, Lahey? 491 00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:13,858 Huh? Ipso facto, Ricky. 492 00:21:14,359 --> 00:21:16,861 - Ipso fuckoffo. Dad? - We'll see you soon, Rick 493 00:21:17,362 --> 00:21:20,615 What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 494 00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:23,833 You tell me. What's it supposed to mean 495 00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:26,871 You guys are going to jail , 'cause we're suing you. 496 00:21:26,906 --> 00:21:28,873 Fucking with paralis guy in a fucking chair. 497 00:21:28,908 --> 00:21:29,948 He's got fucking paralisis 498 00:21:30,375 --> 00:21:33,378 I said it before and I'll say it again. 499 00:21:33,413 --> 00:21:36,346 When you plant shit seeds, you get... 500 00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:38,883 - Shit weeds! - Shit weeds. Right, Randy 501 00:21:38,918 --> 00:21:41,653 You know, it's not illegal to be disabled, 502 00:21:41,688 --> 00:21:44,389 but it is illegal to pretend to be disabled 503 00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:46,658 and to get money for doing it. 504 00:21:46,693 --> 00:21:48,858 Yeah, it's like those people 505 00:21:48,893 --> 00:21:51,396 that park in the handicapped Parking spaces. 506 00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:52,897 Right? Mmhmm. 507 00:21:53,398 --> 00:21:54,899 We don't do that anymore , do we? 508 00:21:54,934 --> 00:21:56,401 Randy.