1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:04,190 --> 00:00:05,950 - Barb, where's Ricky? - He's in the trailer. 2 00:00:06,192 --> 00:00:07,693 Let's go get him. 3 00:00:09,695 --> 00:00:11,447 Holy fuck! 4 00:00:11,482 --> 00:00:13,591 Ricky! 5 00:00:13,626 --> 00:00:15,666 Ricky?! 6 00:00:15,701 --> 00:00:17,703 What in the fuck?! 7 00:00:18,204 --> 00:00:21,207 Fuck. Are you guys alright ? She blew. 8 00:00:21,707 --> 00:00:23,709 She blew. Ricky! 9 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:25,676 - Ricky! - Holy fuck! 10 00:00:25,711 --> 00:00:29,215 I thought you were a goner . Your cigarette is on fire! 11 00:00:29,250 --> 00:00:31,182 - Oh, Ricky. - Put 'em down. 12 00:00:31,217 --> 00:00:33,719 Jesus, the hot tub saved me. It must be fire retardant 13 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:36,187 or something. It saved me. What the fuck happened? 14 00:00:36,222 --> 00:00:40,226 When we saw Lahey earlier, he had two full propane tanks, 15 00:00:40,261 --> 00:00:42,728 he was drunk as fuck and he pissed himself. 16 00:00:42,763 --> 00:00:44,998 I think he's trying to kill you, Rick. 17 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:47,233 Julian, Lahey's way too fucking stupid 18 00:00:47,268 --> 00:00:48,699 to come up with this shit. 19 00:00:48,734 --> 00:00:52,738 Tick-tock, tick-tock, the shit clock's ticking, Rick 20 00:00:52,773 --> 00:00:54,757 You trying to fucking kill me, huh? 21 00:00:54,792 --> 00:00:56,742 What the fuck did I ever do to you? 22 00:00:56,777 --> 00:00:58,709 Jim Lahey, you are sick! 23 00:00:58,744 --> 00:01:01,246 Listen, the cops found the dope fields. 24 00:01:01,281 --> 00:01:03,714 - What? - We just heard it on the news 25 00:01:03,749 --> 00:01:06,001 They didn't find the big one , though. Up by Highway 5. 26 00:01:06,036 --> 00:01:08,317 We gotta harvest tonight, Ricky. Come on, get it together. 27 00:01:08,754 --> 00:01:11,257 Fuck, we're probably not going to be able to use this truck 28 00:01:11,292 --> 00:01:13,526 How are we gonna get the dope to Moncton? 29 00:01:13,561 --> 00:01:15,726 - Don't worry about that. - Come on, Ricky. 30 00:01:15,761 --> 00:01:18,264 T - Well, wait a second, Ricky. Don't you think that we ough 31 00:01:18,299 --> 00:01:20,231 to call the fire departmen t or something, honey? 32 00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:23,269 Barb, it's a little fuckin worse than it looks, so fuck it. 33 00:01:23,304 --> 00:01:26,272 I gotta get some cigarette s and cops and dope and... 34 00:01:26,307 --> 00:01:28,274 I gotta get something to eat 35 00:02:14,820 --> 00:02:17,823 What the fuck? Ricky, wher e the fuck are Corey and Trevor? 36 00:02:17,858 --> 00:02:19,790 They better not be in that fucking trailer. 37 00:02:19,825 --> 00:02:22,327 They weren't fucking in there. I don't know where they're at. 38 00:02:22,362 --> 00:02:24,830 It's not my fault they got off their leeches. Guess what else 39 00:02:24,865 --> 00:02:26,332 Fuck Corey and Trevor. Lucy, smokes, let's go. 40 00:02:26,367 --> 00:02:28,299 - Fuck you! - You know what, Ricky? 41 00:02:28,334 --> 00:02:30,734 You better start caring abou what happens to Corey and Trevor 42 00:02:30,836 --> 00:02:32,756 or you're going to be sorry. Oh, is that right? 43 00:02:32,838 --> 00:02:34,340 Yeah, it is right, Ricky. Nice, girls. Great. 44 00:02:34,375 --> 00:02:36,807 Real nice to see you. Nice. 45 00:02:36,842 --> 00:02:38,809 Come on, Ricky. We gotta get to the dope field 46 00:02:38,844 --> 00:02:40,811 Go get changed and hurry up. I gotta get changed too. 47 00:02:40,846 --> 00:02:43,849 I can't harvest dope in my goo d clothes. They'll get ruined. 48 00:02:43,884 --> 00:02:46,852 Bubbles, you gotta hurry up. We got no time to waste here 49 00:02:46,887 --> 00:02:48,819 Jesus, Ricky! 50 00:02:48,854 --> 00:02:51,357 Officer George Green, please 51 00:02:54,860 --> 00:02:56,827 Ah, oh, George, it's Barb Lahey. 52 00:02:56,862 --> 00:02:59,865 Listen, I, um, I am sorry to bother you, 53 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,867 but it's Jim. I think he's lost it. 54 00:03:04,370 --> 00:03:07,873 Oh, hi, Barb. Yeah, I know about Ricky. 55 00:03:10,376 --> 00:03:13,379 Yeah, well, someone had to kill him, Barb. 56 00:03:15,881 --> 00:03:18,849 Terry, 57 00:03:18,884 --> 00:03:21,387 that is fucking awesome news , buddy. Thank you so much. 58 00:03:21,422 --> 00:03:23,656 Look, I'll send some weed to the library, okay? 59 00:03:23,691 --> 00:03:25,891 Talk to Phil. Thanks, buddy. Talk to you later. 60 00:03:26,392 --> 00:03:28,394 G Corey and Trevor are on the way, they'll to start harvestin 61 00:03:28,429 --> 00:03:29,860 right away. Just talked to fucking Terry 62 00:03:29,895 --> 00:03:31,862 He's got a deal set up with a courier company. 63 00:03:31,897 --> 00:03:34,098 We can express-ship the whol e shipment right to Moncton 64 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,901 with courier thing, guaranteed by 12 o'clock tomorrow. 65 00:03:35,936 --> 00:03:37,903 If we can pull this off, we'll have enough money 66 00:03:38,404 --> 00:03:40,656 d to buy the trailer park. How are we gonna get the wee 67 00:03:40,691 --> 00:03:42,908 to the courier company? We're gonna go borrow a truck, 68 00:03:43,409 --> 00:03:45,911 fill it full of weed, they'r e gonna take care of the rest. 69 00:03:45,946 --> 00:03:47,913 The only problem is it takes 30 fucking points 70 00:03:47,948 --> 00:03:49,380 - What?! - There you mo-fuckers are 71 00:03:49,415 --> 00:03:51,455 o Know what I'm saying? What's this shit on the radi 72 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:53,418 about the cops found your weed? No shit. 73 00:03:53,453 --> 00:03:55,014 Don't say you got no mo-fucking weed?! 74 00:03:55,421 --> 00:03:57,888 The show is in two motherfucking days, man, 75 00:03:57,923 --> 00:04:00,926 and my shit's on the line. I need some motherfucking weed 76 00:04:00,961 --> 00:04:03,929 Will you chill the fuck out? Listen, we got one field left. 77 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:05,896 Everything's going to be cool. Lots of weed. 78 00:04:05,931 --> 00:04:08,399 I got a whole field of fucking weed. I got more weed 79 00:04:08,434 --> 00:04:10,936 than you or anybody can have . There's lots of fucking weed 80 00:04:10,971 --> 00:04:13,404 Landscaping company over here, 81 00:04:13,439 --> 00:04:15,441 if anybody's wondering what all the weed talk is. 82 00:04:15,476 --> 00:04:17,408 Ricky, what the fuck happene d to your head? 83 00:04:17,443 --> 00:04:19,445 Fucking Lahey blew me up . What happened to your head 84 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,447 Why you wearing a wig, J-Roc ? That's fucked. 85 00:04:21,947 --> 00:04:24,915 Man, I ain't J-Roc. That mo-fucker's in jail, yo 86 00:04:24,950 --> 00:04:27,453 This ain't J-Roc. J-Roc' s in jail 'till the album drops. 87 00:04:27,488 --> 00:04:29,455 That's right, T. 88 00:04:29,955 --> 00:04:31,957 Boys, let's go harvest. We got until sunrise 89 00:04:32,458 --> 00:04:34,460 before the cops start searchin g again. Let's go. 90 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,962 See you guys in Moncton. 91 00:04:37,463 --> 00:04:40,431 Terry said it should be open . The keys should be in it. 92 00:04:40,466 --> 00:04:43,469 - Throw me your donair, Ricky. - Don't eat any of it, Bubbles 93 00:04:43,504 --> 00:04:44,970 Here, take my handgun. 94 00:04:50,976 --> 00:04:52,978 Go boys, move! 95 00:04:57,483 --> 00:04:59,950 It's come down to this, boys 96 00:04:59,985 --> 00:05:02,488 We're gonna be rich or we're going the fuck back to jail. 97 00:05:02,523 --> 00:05:04,490 Julian, what the fuck are you talking about? 98 00:05:04,525 --> 00:05:05,956 We're not going to jail. 99 00:05:05,991 --> 00:05:07,631 Ricky. Corey and Trevor. Think about it. 100 00:05:07,993 --> 00:05:10,496 Those guys are responsible for all that dope, man. 101 00:05:10,531 --> 00:05:11,497 I dunno. 102 00:05:11,997 --> 00:05:13,964 It's gonna be fine. I know they're stupid as fuck, 103 00:05:13,999 --> 00:05:16,001 but they're getting a lot smartable and they can do this 104 00:05:16,036 --> 00:05:21,006 One, cut down the weed. Two, bundle in neat piles 105 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,973 and put in bags. Man, that's easy. 106 00:05:23,008 --> 00:05:26,011 Three, keep in radio contact and don't fuck nothing up. 107 00:05:26,046 --> 00:05:28,979 Oh, we fucked up. Damn, dude, Sarah. 108 00:05:29,014 --> 00:05:31,016 We didn't do the dishes or clean the litter. We're fucked. 109 00:05:31,051 --> 00:05:32,983 She's gonna freak. Don't worry about it. 110 00:05:33,018 --> 00:05:35,521 , I needed a break anyway. We'll go home, take care of that 111 00:05:36,021 --> 00:05:38,141 come back here and finish this up. It'll be 20 minutes 112 00:05:38,524 --> 00:05:40,526 They'll never know we were gone. Nice. 113 00:05:40,561 --> 00:05:42,295 Turn off the fucking lights, Bubbles. 114 00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:44,029 Oh, yeah, Ricky, that's no problem. 115 00:05:44,530 --> 00:05:45,996 Here, I'll just switch those off 116 00:05:46,031 --> 00:05:48,534 d and manoeuvre this giganti c truck down a little narrow roa 117 00:05:48,569 --> 00:05:50,000 in the pitch black. 118 00:05:50,035 --> 00:05:53,038 Here, try Corey and Trevor again. 119 00:05:53,073 --> 00:05:55,506 Ricky, put that out. 120 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:58,544 Papa Bear to Dick and Weed . Where in the fuck are you guys 121 00:05:58,579 --> 00:06:01,011 We're almost to the den. 122 00:06:01,046 --> 00:06:03,549 For fuck's sakes. They must be still harvesting. 123 00:06:03,584 --> 00:06:06,552 Hope they're almost fucking done. 124 00:06:06,587 --> 00:06:08,321 Holy fuck, boys. 125 00:06:08,356 --> 00:06:10,055 What?! What? 126 00:06:10,556 --> 00:06:13,058 S - I'm fucking baked, but I think I just saw Lahey in a dres 127 00:06:13,093 --> 00:06:15,025 in the woods. It looked just like him. 128 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:18,564 I swear to fuck. Ricky, give me the joint 129 00:06:18,599 --> 00:06:20,566 Idiot. Thank you, thank you. 130 00:06:21,066 --> 00:06:24,570 Ricky, you got the whole fucking cab here hot-boxed. 131 00:06:24,605 --> 00:06:27,072 I can't see jack shit. 132 00:06:27,107 --> 00:06:28,073 Oh, fuck! 133 00:06:28,574 --> 00:06:31,041 - Fuck! - Omigod! 134 00:06:31,076 --> 00:06:34,044 , - Was that a fucking moose? Omigod, boys. I don't know 135 00:06:34,079 --> 00:06:36,832 but whatever it was, it flippe d over about three fucking times 136 00:06:36,867 --> 00:06:39,585 What if it was a Samsquanch? Bubbles, turn on the lights. 137 00:06:41,086 --> 00:06:43,053 - Oh, fuck! - Hello? 138 00:06:43,088 --> 00:06:45,055 Are there any survivors? 139 00:06:45,090 --> 00:06:47,558 Thank God you're here, dudes . What's up? 140 00:06:47,593 --> 00:06:50,095 Why in the fuck aren't you guys harvesting the dope? 141 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:52,598 You better be fucking done. Well, we just started. 142 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:54,565 Yeah, we forgot to do some shit for Sarah, 143 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,602 but we're coming right bac k as soon as we're done. 144 00:06:56,637 --> 00:06:58,068 How fucked in the head are you guys? 145 00:06:58,103 --> 00:07:00,606 I left you a simple little list. The sun's probably gonna be up 146 00:07:01,106 --> 00:07:02,072 in three fucking hours, you morons! 147 00:07:02,107 --> 00:07:04,074 Ricky, can you get us out of here, please? 148 00:07:04,109 --> 00:07:06,429 The car's on fire. It coul d blow. We gotta get them out. 149 00:07:06,612 --> 00:07:09,114 Bubbles, it's gonna burn itself out. It's no big deal 150 00:07:09,149 --> 00:07:11,617 Trevor, stop complaining . Stop being so fucking selfish. 151 00:07:11,652 --> 00:07:15,120 Let's go, smokes. You're fucking lucky. 152 00:07:15,155 --> 00:07:17,087 Well, I want to thank you two, 153 00:07:17,122 --> 00:07:19,089 because we are now officially fucked. 154 00:07:19,124 --> 00:07:21,124 Ricky, we're not fucked yet. We just need to find 155 00:07:21,126 --> 00:07:24,129 some people to help us harvest . Come on, boys, we can do this. 156 00:07:24,164 --> 00:07:26,148 Oh, yeah, Julian, it shouldn't be too hard, 157 00:07:26,183 --> 00:07:28,098 out in the middle of fucking nowhere here. 158 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:31,386 Find a whole bunch of people to help us, that's easy enough 159 00:07:31,421 --> 00:07:34,640 Dude, the car is on fire! Corey, it's not that bad 160 00:07:34,675 --> 00:07:36,607 All right? Stop complaining, get down there 161 00:07:36,642 --> 00:07:39,144 and cover your faces. I know what we're going to do here. 162 00:07:39,179 --> 00:07:41,111 The two of you, shut the fuck up. 163 00:07:41,146 --> 00:07:43,649 - We're sorry, Ricky. - Put your head down. 164 00:07:49,154 --> 00:07:50,621 Shut the fuck up. 165 00:07:50,656 --> 00:07:53,158 I can't believe how fucking stupid you two are 166 00:07:53,193 --> 00:07:54,660 Okay, boys, sit tight. 167 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,663 - We have to leave you here. - We gotta get a chain. 168 00:08:01,667 --> 00:08:04,169 All right, boys, here come s our miracle. Stay cool. 169 00:08:06,672 --> 00:08:11,176 Stop the fucking bus! Open the door! Open the fucking door! 170 00:08:13,679 --> 00:08:15,681 Okay, everybody, we're not here to hurt anyone. 171 00:08:15,716 --> 00:08:17,648 We just need your help for a little while. 172 00:08:17,683 --> 00:08:19,685 We just need one hour of your time to help us 173 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,652 harvest some plants. Anybody that helps 174 00:08:21,687 --> 00:08:24,189 can carry as many plants awa y with them as they want. 175 00:08:24,224 --> 00:08:26,657 Then you can go back to whatever the fuck it is you do. 176 00:08:26,692 --> 00:08:31,196 Holy fuck! Do you have any idea who in the fuck this is 177 00:08:31,231 --> 00:08:33,699 I know who they are. They're fucking harvesters 178 00:08:34,199 --> 00:08:35,701 Let's go! Drive. Everybody up! 179 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:40,005 , I still see a lot of weed here, people 180 00:08:40,040 --> 00:08:43,008 we gotta pick up the pace. 181 00:08:49,515 --> 00:08:51,767 Can everybody please shut up 182 00:08:51,802 --> 00:08:54,019 ? It's a working man I am 183 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,081 There's too much fucking weed, Julian. 184 00:08:56,522 --> 00:08:57,988 ? And I been down underground 185 00:08:58,023 --> 00:09:01,527 We're never gonna finish this. ? And I swear? 186 00:09:01,562 --> 00:09:03,494 ? If I ever see the sun? 187 00:09:03,529 --> 00:09:05,496 It's fucking Corey and Trevor's fault. 188 00:09:05,531 --> 00:09:08,283 Well, harvesting's a nightmare . We got 4,200 plants 189 00:09:08,318 --> 00:09:11,036 and that's a lot of work. You gotta pick the plants, 190 00:09:11,071 --> 00:09:13,003 take the leaves off, dry them, 191 00:09:13,038 --> 00:09:15,040 get them ready for sale. It's a lot of work. 192 00:09:15,075 --> 00:09:18,008 This is serious shit. This is weed. 193 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:20,546 Ricky! You're forcing Rita MacNeil and her band 194 00:09:20,581 --> 00:09:22,513 to harvest dope at gunpoint. 195 00:09:22,548 --> 00:09:24,550 You could be a little bit fucking nicer, you know. 196 00:09:24,585 --> 00:09:26,051 They could be a little bit faster. 197 00:09:26,552 --> 00:09:30,556 - Stop being such a dick. - I'm sorry. 198 00:09:30,591 --> 00:09:32,523 Here's a nice one here, dear 199 00:09:32,558 --> 00:09:34,309 Thanks. I'm sorry for yelling at you guys, 200 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:36,061 but we've gotta get this stuff out of here. 201 00:09:36,562 --> 00:09:38,403 I've only got an hour, is the big problem here. 202 00:09:38,564 --> 00:09:40,531 I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just stretched out. 203 00:09:40,566 --> 00:09:44,570 I fucking hate harvesting. I like planting the things 204 00:09:44,605 --> 00:09:47,573 and watering them, and looking after them, 205 00:09:48,073 --> 00:09:50,541 talking to them. I don't lik e fucking harvesting. 206 00:09:50,576 --> 00:09:53,579 - You like smoking them, though. - Oh, I like smoking them. 207 00:09:54,079 --> 00:09:57,583 Julian, we gotta get Corey and Trevor out of that wreck too 208 00:09:57,618 --> 00:09:59,550 Ah, shit! We don't have time , Bubbles. 209 00:09:59,585 --> 00:10:02,588 We can't leave them out here in the middle of nowhere! 210 00:10:02,623 --> 00:10:05,591 All right, all right. Let' s start packing this stuff up. 211 00:10:09,094 --> 00:10:11,096 Okay, easy, Bubs. 212 00:10:13,098 --> 00:10:16,602 Well, it's working, boys . We're following them. 213 00:10:18,604 --> 00:10:21,572 Don't try to make any sudden stops, boys. 214 00:10:21,607 --> 00:10:23,687 I can't believe how fuckin g stupid those guys are. 215 00:10:24,109 --> 00:10:26,612 Let's just park in the middl e of the road with no lights on. 216 00:10:26,647 --> 00:10:28,647 Ricky, you told them not to have their lights on. 217 00:10:29,114 --> 00:10:31,514 It's not totally their fault . I couldn't see a thing either. 218 00:10:31,617 --> 00:10:33,377 I know that, but it was their fucking fault 219 00:10:33,619 --> 00:10:36,121 All right, buddy, here comes the pavement. 220 00:10:36,156 --> 00:10:37,623 Home trees, boys. Whoo! 221 00:10:38,123 --> 00:10:40,626 All right, it should be smooth sailing now. 222 00:10:40,661 --> 00:10:43,594 It's a lot fucking easier going. 223 00:10:43,629 --> 00:10:48,634 Can you see how it's got mor e power now, on the pavement 224 00:10:57,142 --> 00:10:58,644 I can't believe we did it. 225 00:10:59,144 --> 00:11:00,611 Boys? 226 00:11:00,646 --> 00:11:03,614 I don't want to cause unnecessary alarm, 227 00:11:03,649 --> 00:11:06,652 but I think we might have a little situation here. 228 00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:09,172 Let's just... What are you doing? 229 00:11:09,207 --> 00:11:11,657 - What is it, Bubs? - Chain broke. 230 00:11:13,659 --> 00:11:15,626 What in the fuck?! 231 00:11:15,661 --> 00:11:18,128 Turn around and go get them. 232 00:11:18,163 --> 00:11:20,666 Oh, fuck! Are you kidding me? We have to. 233 00:11:20,701 --> 00:11:23,133 Holy fuck, those guys fuck up a lot. 234 00:11:23,168 --> 00:11:26,672 So you think it's possible this pile of burning cars 235 00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:29,640 has nothing to do with us? 236 00:11:29,675 --> 00:11:33,679 Boys, I got no brakes! Gear down, Bubbles! Gear down! 237 00:11:33,714 --> 00:11:34,680 Fuck! 238 00:11:35,180 --> 00:11:38,684 Fuck, boys, what are we going to do? 239 00:11:48,193 --> 00:11:51,196 You better not be workin g the streets again, Randy. 240 00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:54,164 Where's Jim? I don't know. 241 00:11:54,199 --> 00:11:57,202 , I don't give a fuck. I'm just trying to work here 242 00:11:57,237 --> 00:11:58,971 make some extra money to feed myself. 243 00:11:59,006 --> 00:12:00,706 Take me to jail, George, I don't care. 244 00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:03,709 Or if you got 10 bucks... 245 00:12:06,712 --> 00:12:09,680 Boys, we're fucked! 246 00:12:09,715 --> 00:12:11,717 The cops are going to be here. 247 00:12:11,752 --> 00:12:13,218 What are we going to do? 248 00:12:13,719 --> 00:12:15,721 Dudes, thanks for coming back. Can you get us out now? 249 00:12:15,756 --> 00:12:17,740 I cannot believe you idiot s fucked up again. 250 00:12:17,775 --> 00:12:19,690 Now shut the fuck up. We're taking care of it. 251 00:12:19,725 --> 00:12:22,227 Ricky, we're gonna have to get another courier down here now. 252 00:12:22,262 --> 00:12:24,730 Julian, how are we gonna get another courier here? 253 00:12:24,765 --> 00:12:26,749 Here. Call this number, ask for Terry, 254 00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:28,699 tell him where we are. Terry, yeah. 255 00:12:28,734 --> 00:12:30,374 I don't trust Terry and I don't trust DVD. 256 00:12:30,736 --> 00:12:32,456 I'm going to Moncton with the dope. Fuck it. 257 00:12:32,738 --> 00:12:35,240 - I'll go with you, Ricky. - Neither one of you guys 258 00:12:35,275 --> 00:12:37,207 are going with the dope. It's too risky. 259 00:12:37,242 --> 00:12:39,483 It's too much money and to o much dope. Think about it. 260 00:12:39,745 --> 00:12:41,997 Someone has to go to Moncton with the dope. 261 00:12:42,032 --> 00:12:44,249 - I'm pinned. I'm pinned. - Push, dickweed! 262 00:12:44,284 --> 00:12:47,217 - You push! - Ow! 263 00:12:47,252 --> 00:12:50,220 - Omigod, thank you. - Oh, thank you so much! 264 00:12:50,255 --> 00:12:52,757 Shut up. The two of you guys , shut the fuck up. 265 00:12:52,792 --> 00:12:55,225 I gotta get all of these packages to Moncton. 266 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:57,262 One of your drivers was drunk, had an accident, took off. 267 00:12:57,297 --> 00:12:59,229 I don't know where the fuck he's at. 268 00:12:59,264 --> 00:13:02,232 , You got any tape? Uh, masking tape, clear tape 269 00:13:02,267 --> 00:13:04,519 packing tape, opaque tape? Go get some fucking tape 270 00:13:04,554 --> 00:13:06,772 Go get some fucking tape, there, Fuck-Ex! Come on, 271 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:09,740 this is weed on the ground here. 272 00:13:09,775 --> 00:13:13,278 - Boys, I'm glad you're out. - Ah, thanks, dude. 273 00:13:13,313 --> 00:13:16,246 - Ow! - Hey, what are you doing? 274 00:13:16,281 --> 00:13:19,249 Corey and Trevor, get the fuck up here. Sorry about this. 275 00:13:19,284 --> 00:13:22,287 You gotta go to Moncton with the dope. Just a couple of hours 276 00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:25,255 DVD's going to be there waitin g for you. Hook up with him. 277 00:13:25,290 --> 00:13:27,792 Do what he says and transpor t what he tells you to transport 278 00:13:27,827 --> 00:13:30,312 Cops catch you, we don't kno w you. It's only fair, boys. 279 00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:32,798 This is the biggest missio n we've ever asked you to do 280 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:35,265 Can you do it? Yo, we got this. 281 00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:38,553 Can we at least get our chip s out of the car? 282 00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:41,807 - Well, where are they? - They're in the car. 283 00:13:42,307 --> 00:13:44,274 Here they are. 284 00:13:44,309 --> 00:13:46,311 Here, boys, give them- I need those, boys, I'm sorry. 285 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,313 I'm fucking starving. Oh, come on, dude. 286 00:13:50,816 --> 00:13:52,783 What in the fuck?! 287 00:13:52,818 --> 00:13:54,820 Fuck off, Lahey, I don't got time for this shit 288 00:13:54,855 --> 00:13:56,787 Julian, get my fucking gun . It's in the truck. 289 00:13:56,822 --> 00:13:58,824 Ricky, no guns. Jim, Jim, Jim, no guns. Look, see? 290 00:13:58,859 --> 00:14:00,826 No guns. Everything's cool , buddy. 291 00:14:02,828 --> 00:14:04,294 Jim, what the fuck are you doing? 292 00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:06,581 Put the gun away before someone gets hurt. 293 00:14:06,616 --> 00:14:08,799 Oh, someone is gonna get hurt, Julian. 294 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,336 You've completely lost your mind, haven't you, Lahey? 295 00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:13,105 Oh, have I lost my mind, Ricky? 296 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,840 Or is this the way the world ends? 297 00:14:16,341 --> 00:14:17,808 Are you fucking nuts?! 298 00:14:17,843 --> 00:14:20,846 Dispatch, this is East 85. Jim Lahey's lost his goddamned mind. 299 00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:23,616 I need backup, I need ERT. King and Portland, now. 300 00:14:23,651 --> 00:14:26,002 You have about one minut e left to live, boy. 301 00:14:26,037 --> 00:14:28,196 Is that right? What's this all about, Lahey 302 00:14:28,231 --> 00:14:30,355 Fine, you're the fucking Trailer Park Supervisor. 303 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,322 Is that all you want me to say 304 00:14:32,357 --> 00:14:34,860 Jim Lahey is the Trailer Par k Supervisor, not me. 305 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,862 He's the best fucking supervisor in the world. 306 00:14:36,897 --> 00:14:38,864 Do a great job, Jim. Yippee-yeah. 307 00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:41,634 Put down the guns. 308 00:14:41,669 --> 00:14:44,334 Check this out. 309 00:14:44,369 --> 00:14:46,872 - Jesus Christ! - Come on, Jim, it's George. 310 00:14:46,907 --> 00:14:49,141 Put the guns down. Ricky, 311 00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:51,376 it's time to say goodbye. 312 00:14:51,877 --> 00:14:53,879 I'm about to extinguish your little shit-flame forever 313 00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:56,381 You got time for one last word , boy? 314 00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:59,384 - Knock-knock. - Who's there, Ricky? 315 00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:01,165 A drunk Trailer Park Supervisor 316 00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:03,138 with fucking guns and dynamite, 317 00:15:03,173 --> 00:15:04,855 drunk, with a fucking dress on, 318 00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:07,392 who's going fucking back to jail for a long fucking time. 319 00:15:07,893 --> 00:15:09,644 I'm Nancy Regan at downtown Dartmouth, 320 00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:11,396 where an armed standoff has just begun. 321 00:15:11,897 --> 00:15:14,399 A middle-aged, intoxicated man wearing a dress 322 00:15:14,434 --> 00:15:16,867 and strapped with dynamite has taken another man - 323 00:15:16,902 --> 00:15:20,405 younger, intoxicated, also possibly on drugs - hostage. 324 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,175 Have you seen this shit? You see what's going on here 325 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,911 You've got the SWAT team here, fucking cops everywhere. 326 00:15:26,411 --> 00:15:29,414 You're on the fucking news live here. You happy about that? 327 00:15:29,449 --> 00:15:31,416 - Can we have a moment? - No, you can't. 328 00:15:31,917 --> 00:15:33,884 I'm about to get fucking shot. Fuck off. 329 00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:36,080 I hope you're happy with yourself, 'cause you fucked up 330 00:15:36,421 --> 00:15:37,941 You fucked up big-time. Oh, yeah, Rick? 331 00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:39,890 - Yeah. - How's this for big-time? 332 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:41,892 How do you like that, Ricky? 333 00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:43,929 That's what I'm talking about. That's a big-time fuck-up. 334 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:45,896 You're going to jail for this. 335 00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:49,434 I might shoot you, and then I might shoot myself. 336 00:15:49,469 --> 00:15:51,453 I'll tell you what. You guess, Ricky. 337 00:15:51,488 --> 00:15:53,438 You guess who I'm going to shoot first. 338 00:15:53,939 --> 00:15:54,979 Will it be you, Rick? No. 339 00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,441 - Or will it be me? - Yeah. 340 00:15:56,476 --> 00:15:57,960 - You? - No. 341 00:15:57,995 --> 00:15:59,409 - Me? - Yeah. 342 00:15:59,444 --> 00:16:00,946 - Ricky? - Shoot yourself! Not me! 343 00:16:01,446 --> 00:16:03,448 I got two loaded guns pointed straight at you. 344 00:16:03,483 --> 00:16:05,718 Yeah, and I'm not too fucking happy about that 345 00:16:05,753 --> 00:16:07,953 I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, 346 00:16:07,988 --> 00:16:09,419 but you need Randy here immediately. 347 00:16:09,454 --> 00:16:11,456 He might be our only hope. Jen, get Randy. 348 00:16:11,957 --> 00:16:14,077 I saw him working the street s earlier at King Donair. 349 00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:16,461 If he's not there, try the McDonald's parking lot 350 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,428 Will somebody please shoot this fucking guy? 351 00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:20,965 - Someone give me a minute. - Somebody give me a smoke, 352 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,735 if I got one minute left t o live. You got any smokes? 353 00:16:23,770 --> 00:16:26,471 I know you got some on you . Give me a fucking smoke. 354 00:16:26,506 --> 00:16:28,974 You don't need a smoke, Ricky. 355 00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:31,942 Say a little prayer, boy. 356 00:16:31,977 --> 00:16:34,444 Let me roll a joint, something, please. 357 00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:37,482 I'm prepared to die if it will make Sunnyvale 358 00:16:37,517 --> 00:16:39,950 a better place to live. 359 00:16:39,985 --> 00:16:41,952 I don't want to hurt anybody except Ricky. 360 00:16:41,987 --> 00:16:44,990 So everybody just go home and let me do what I have to do. 361 00:16:45,025 --> 00:16:47,993 Jim, put down your weapons . Don't make us shoot you. 362 00:16:48,493 --> 00:16:50,495 You're just drunk. You just need to sober up. 363 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,462 You'll see how crazy all this is. 364 00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:55,000 George, why don't you put down the fucking bullhorn. 365 00:16:55,035 --> 00:16:56,967 We're ten feet away, for fuck's sakes. 366 00:16:57,002 --> 00:17:01,506 Jim, you used to be an officer, for Christ's sake. 367 00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:04,975 George, I only had two drinks. 368 00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:07,050 And like you said, I used to b e an officer, George. 369 00:17:07,512 --> 00:17:10,015 Used to be. 370 00:17:10,050 --> 00:17:12,983 Ricky, 371 00:17:13,018 --> 00:17:14,985 I'm either gonna kill you 372 00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:17,522 and spend the rest of my lif e in jail, 373 00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:20,025 or I'm gonna kill us both, Rick. 374 00:17:28,033 --> 00:17:29,534 You got a smoke, man? 375 00:17:30,035 --> 00:17:33,538 You don't even know what the fuck is going on here, do you? 376 00:17:33,573 --> 00:17:36,041 Lahey, please give me a cigarette before you shoot me. 377 00:17:36,076 --> 00:17:38,043 Please. 378 00:17:46,151 --> 00:17:48,653 You're the reason, Rick. 379 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,907 You're the fucking reason. 380 00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:55,125 George, Dean has a shot. 381 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,662 Last chance, Jim! Put down your weapons 382 00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:00,630 or we'll have to make our move 383 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:03,668 George, there's dope in those boxes. 384 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:06,136 George, 385 00:18:06,171 --> 00:18:09,174 you are the dumbest cop on the force. 386 00:18:09,209 --> 00:18:10,675 The dumbest. 387 00:18:11,176 --> 00:18:12,142 Take the shot. 388 00:18:12,177 --> 00:18:15,145 Ah, fuck! Ah, fuck! 389 00:18:15,180 --> 00:18:17,147 I'm fucking shot again! You idiots! 390 00:18:17,182 --> 00:18:19,149 Sorry about that . That was an accident. 391 00:18:19,184 --> 00:18:21,686 We were trying to knock the gun out of Jim's hand 392 00:18:21,721 --> 00:18:23,455 and we fucked up. George! 393 00:18:23,490 --> 00:18:25,155 You get this guys out of here. 394 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,656 You happy now? I'm fucking shot! 395 00:18:26,691 --> 00:18:32,197 You're the reason, Ricky, that I never made any difference. 396 00:18:32,697 --> 00:18:34,949 Oh, Jesus Christ... 397 00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:37,167 Mr. Lahey! 398 00:18:37,202 --> 00:18:40,205 You made a difference to me, Mr. Lahey. 399 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,706 You got me off the streets onc e 400 00:18:42,207 --> 00:18:44,368 and then I became an Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor. 401 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,212 Please, Mr. Lahey, get me off the streets again 402 00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:49,179 Randy, I'm sorry, boy. 403 00:18:49,214 --> 00:18:51,181 I need a fucking doctor over here! 404 00:18:51,216 --> 00:18:53,683 I gotta do what I gotta do. Plead insanity 405 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,721 and you'll be back in the park in six weeks with me. 406 00:18:56,756 --> 00:18:58,688 Please, Mr. Lahey. 407 00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:02,227 You're the only one that eve r made any sense, Randy. 408 00:19:02,262 --> 00:19:04,694 Let's go home, Mr. Lahey 409 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:07,197 I want everyone to fucking know 410 00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:09,734 if there's any court bullshi t over this, you guys shot me! 411 00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:12,237 I didn't do a fucking thing! I'll sue every one of you! 412 00:19:12,272 --> 00:19:14,204 You guys getting this?! Every bit of it?! 413 00:19:14,239 --> 00:19:17,742 Names, let's go! Names! Who shot me?! Did you fucking shoot me? 414 00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:20,512 Why are you guys pointing your guns at me, still? 415 00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:23,399 Cops pointing guns at me, Shooting me for no reason! 416 00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:26,251 Hi, there. Ricky, we probabl y should, you know... 417 00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:28,718 deal with some stuff here. Give the microphone 418 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:32,757 back to the lady and let's get the fuck out of here. 419 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,724 Well, I guess we're done here. 420 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:37,762 So who was driving the truck , boys? 421 00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:39,264 Better not have been you, Julian! 422 00:19:39,764 --> 00:19:41,231 Drinking and driving, you know that. 423 00:19:41,266 --> 00:19:45,270 , - George, it was actually me that was driving. Here, look 424 00:19:45,305 --> 00:19:47,237 I got my rig license right there. 425 00:19:47,272 --> 00:19:50,775 Bubbles, this has got to b e the worst fake license 426 00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:54,279 I've seen in my life. It's illegal, too. Here, Karen 427 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:59,784 - Ah, fuck! Watch the leg. - I am. 428 00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:04,254 What's this, Richard? 15 onegram joints, 429 00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:06,291 which I can now legally carry. So go fuck yourself. 430 00:20:06,791 --> 00:20:08,352 You know what, George? The way I see it, 431 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:10,795 you guys got nothing. Not a fucking thing. 432 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:11,761 If you try to prosecute this, 433 00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,316 you're gonna look like a fucking idiot. 434 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:16,118 You know who's going to jail , George? You guys are. Not me 435 00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:17,821 I'm not going to fucking jail, you are. 436 00:20:18,303 --> 00:20:19,804 Apparently they got this stupid rule 437 00:20:20,305 --> 00:20:22,807 , that 'cause I'm on probation , I can't carry any dope on me 438 00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:24,774 which is bullshit. Anyway, I don't care. 439 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:27,312 E Now I'm here and hanging out with the boys. Terry's her 440 00:20:27,347 --> 00:20:29,331 and Phil and... You know, it's gonna be a good time. 441 00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,316 The food's been good so far. There's lots of dope 442 00:20:31,351 --> 00:20:32,835 going around now, 'cause you can't smoke, 443 00:20:32,870 --> 00:20:34,595 so there's more dope and that's pretty cool. 444 00:20:34,630 --> 00:20:36,286 Jail's not nearly as bad as I thought. 445 00:20:36,321 --> 00:20:39,324 , I mean, I get drunk in her e with the boys all the time 446 00:20:39,359 --> 00:20:43,328 there's good dope in here, good books, satellite TV. 447 00:20:43,363 --> 00:20:45,347 They gave me a new suit to wea r 448 00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:47,297 that's kind of like a spaceman suit. 449 00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:49,834 The bad part is I talked to Barb and she dumped me 450 00:20:50,335 --> 00:20:52,302 'cause I'm in jail, which, you know, I don't understand 451 00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:54,839 , Like if chicks could just come to jail and see what it's like 452 00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:57,342 they'd realize it's no big dea I at all. It's a good time. 453 00:20:57,377 --> 00:20:58,577 But, no, they gotta freak out. 454 00:20:58,843 --> 00:21:00,310 "Oh, you're in jail, I gotta dump you." 455 00:21:00,345 --> 00:21:02,345 So I just can't believe everything went so smooth 456 00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,849 r with Corey and Trevor. I mean, we tracked the waybill numbe 457 00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:06,316 and everything went off perfectly. I mean... 458 00:21:06,351 --> 00:21:08,853 we're getting out of here and we're buying the park. 459 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:12,822 Car, paid for, cash. Trailer, paid for cash. 460 00:21:12,857 --> 00:21:15,360 For years, Ricky and Julia n have been fucking with us, man 461 00:21:15,395 --> 00:21:17,362 They're always hard on Trevor. So you know what? 462 00:21:17,397 --> 00:21:18,828 It feels damn good. We jacked their money. 463 00:21:18,863 --> 00:21:21,366 And now I have no time or cand y for them bitches, man, 464 00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:23,368 'cause they played themselves. Those guys wanted to buy 465 00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,189 the trailer park? Well, fuck them. 466 00:21:25,370 --> 00:21:27,872 We bought the trailer park. No w we're players and we're cool 467 00:21:32,377 --> 00:21:33,878 I'm really proud of Mr. Lahey. 468 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:36,346 He hasn't mentioned Ricky once 469 00:21:36,381 --> 00:21:38,348 That's a huge sign of improvement. 470 00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:41,386 It's so strange without Mr. Lahey in the trailer park. 471 00:21:41,421 --> 00:21:43,853 But he's not going to be here long. 472 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:46,891 He's going to get out soon . Right, Mr. Lahey? 473 00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:49,359 The judge even granted me permission 474 00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:52,397 to look after one of my kitties: Vince the Pinse 475 00:21:52,432 --> 00:21:55,167 He was born with no bones in his foot, here, 476 00:21:55,202 --> 00:21:57,902 and he's got these floppy little fingers, 477 00:21:57,937 --> 00:21:59,869 so he can't look after himself 478 00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:02,407 Actually, he can look afte r himself just fine, 479 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:03,907 I just tricked the judge, 480 00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:05,988 'cause I wanted the little mo-fucker in here with me. 481 00:22:06,411 --> 00:22:07,912 Ha. What are you saying? 482 00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:09,914 What are you saying?